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OPENING THIS WEEK ARTIST OF THE MONTH GALLERY Artist of the Month Gallery. Unitarian Church of Tucson. 4831 E. 22nd St. 748-1551. Pete Velonis’ photographs reflect his wide ranging interests from travel photography to pets, landscape, urban architecture, and street shots. Sundays, 11:45 a.m.-1 p.m. and Tuesdays-Fridays, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Continues through Oct. 3, Free. office@uuctucson.org BRAZAAR ART PAINT YOUR BRA PARTY Creative Juice Art Bar. 6530 E. Tanque Verde Road, No. 160 271-5023. Reservations include a complimentary glass of wine, bra, and paint supplies. The Bra Recyclers will make a donation to Susan G Komen of Southern Arizona from the proceeds. For info, visit www.brarecycling.com. Sat., Sept. 13, 2-5 p.m., $35. https://creativejuiceartbar.com/adult-calendar ENCORE PERFORMANCE: MAT BEVEL: BEVELED ARK THEATER Tucson Museum of Art. 140 N. Main Ave. 624-2333. The Museum Of Kinetic Art presents this one-man variety show, with your host General Lee Speaking, and his elite team of action heroes. Thu., Sept. 11, 6-8 p.m., $10, discounts available. http://TucsonMuseumofArt.org JOSEPH GROSS GALLERY Joseph Gross Gallery. 1031 N. Olive Road, No. 108. 626-4215. The Joseph Gross Gallery is honored to present Eva Struble: Produce, an exhibition organized by the Museum of Contemporary Art San Diego. Artist talk and reception: Sept 12, 5-7 p.m. MondaysSundays, 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Continues through Nov. 6, free. http://cfa.arizona.edu/galleries/ REVERSE PAINTING ON GLASS BY ISABELLE REGOUT Major Day Gallery & Frame Shop. 1319 S. Sixth Ave. Unit 101. 622-1252. Art showing of original Tarot card designs in verre églomisé by renowned reverse glass painter Isabelle Ragout from Ottawa, Canada. TuesdaysThursdays, 6-8 p.m. Continues through Oct. 1, Free Admission. majordaygallery@gmail.com SOUTHERN ARIZONA WATERCOLOR GUILD GALLERY Southern Arizona Watercolor Guild Gallery. 5605 E. River Road, Suite 131. 299-7294. “Watch Our Walls: No. 5,” a collection of watercolor and water-based media paintings, jewelry, glass and scarfs. Tue., Sept. 16, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and Sat., Oct. 11, 11 a.m.-4 p.m., Free. TUCSON DESERT ART MUSEUM Tucson Desert Art Museum. 7000 E. Tanque Verde Road, No. 16. 202-3888. “Dawn of American Landscape.” Nineteenth century masterpieces from the founding fathers of plein air painting, including Albert Bierstadt, Thomas Moran, Jean Baptiste, Camille Corot. Wed., Sept. 17, 10 a.m., Free. tucsondart.com

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CLASSICAL, OPERA, JAZZ, FOLK FACULTY ARTIST SERIES RECITAL UA Holsclaw Recital Hall. 1017 N. Olive Road. 6211162. Faculty Artist Series recital featuring Sara Fraker, oboe; Tannis Gibson, piano; William Dietz, bassoon; and Theodore Buchholz, cello. Tue., Sept. 16, 7 p.m., $10 general, $7 UA employees and seniors 55+, $5 students. http://music.arizona.edu MUSIC AND SPOKEN WORD: REEDS & WORDS Maker House. 283 N. Stone Ave. (864) 245-8641. Church of Beethoven Tucson VI, with Zephyrus Trio (oboist Cindy Behmer, clarinetist Kevin Justus, bassoonist Cassandra Bendickson) and actor David A. Johnston. Music, poetry, and prose with drinks and casual environment. Mon., Sept. 15, 6:30-8:15 p.m., $10 general, $8 students/veterans. 369-3179. http://www.churchofbeethoven-tucson.org/september-2014.html PCC MUSIC: JUSTIN BENAVIDEZ TUBA RECITAL Pima Community College Center for the Arts. 2202 W. Anklam Road. 206-6886. Guest artist recital featuring Dr. Justin Benavidez, tuba. The program includes “Prelude to Suite Bergamasque” by Claude Debussy, “Concerto for Tuba” by Donald Grantham and more. Wed., Sept. 17, 7-9 p.m., $8 with discounts available. 206-6986. http://www.pima.edu/cfa

TUCSON POPS ORCHESTRA: MUSIC UNDER THE STARS DeMeester Outdoor Performance Center. 1100 S. Randolph Way. The Tucson Pops Orchestra performing its 2014 Fall Concert Series. Sun., Sept. 7, 14 and 21. 7-9 p.m. Free. 722-5853. http://tucsonpops.org

OUT OF TOWN BISBEE BLUES FESTIVAL Bisbee City Park. 10th annual Bisbee Blues Festival and Bisbee Blues Village. Visit bisbeebluesfoundation. com for a list of bands and other activities. Fri., Sept. 12, 5-11:45 p.m., Sat., Sept. 13, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. and Sun., Sept. 14, 9 a.m.-2 p.m., $20. 227-6547. bisbeebluesfestival@gmail.com

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OPENING THIS WEEK ARIZONA THEATRE COMPANY: VANA AND SONIA AND MASHA AND SPIKE Temple of Music and Art. 330 S. Scott Ave. 622-2823. The winner of the 2013 Tony Award for Best Play. Contains mature language. Sat., Sept. 13, 8-10:30 p.m., Sun., Sept. 14, 7-9:30 p.m., Tue., Sept. 16, 7:30-10 p.m., Wed., Sept. 17, 7:30-10 p.m., Thu., Sept. 18, 7:30-10 p.m. $32-$62. Check website for more dates. www.arizonatheatre.org A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM St. Francis Theatre. 4625 E. River Road. 329-3707. This beloved Shakespearian play is a delightful journey into a dazzling world of love, magic and merriment. Fridays, Saturdays, 7:30-9:30 p.m. and Sundays, 3-5 p.m. Continues through Sept. 21, $12 to $20. http:// midsummernight.bpt.me MUSICAL MAYHEM CABARET PRESENTS SHALL WE DANCE Unscrewed Theater. 3244 E. Speedway Blvd. 8612986. Under rehearsed and over dramatic hilarity ensues when Mayhem celebrates the best songs about dancing from Broadway’s biggest musicals. Family friendly. Sun., Sept. 14, 7 p.m., $7 (small fee for cards). 304-2997. musicalmayhemcabaret.weebly.com STRADA THEATRE: HERS AND HIS Club Congress. 311 E. Congress St. 622-8848. Strada Company presents Arizona Playwriting Award winners Toni Press-Coffman and Michael Fenlason swapping monologues of love, hate, man and woman. Fri., Sept. 12, 6-7 p.m. and Sun., Sept. 14, 1-2 p.m., $10. 9775218. http://TucsonFringe.org THE COMMUNITY PLAYHOUSE: 6 RMS RIV VU The Community Playhouse. 1881 N. Oracle Road. 6232137. An apartment is made available in Manhattan. Paul and Anne meet when they respond to the newspaper listing for the apartment. The door is locked accidentally, trapping them inside. A connection develops as they share their lives. Fridays, Saturdays, 7:30-10 p.m. and Sundays, 2-4:30 p.m. Continues through Sept. 28, $16 general admission, $13 students/seniors/ military, $10 on Fridays. 887-6239. http://www.communityplayerstucson.org/productions.html

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,)6% -53)# 4(5 3%0 LIVE MUSIC BOONDOCKS LOUNGE Ed DeLucia Band 7 p.m., free. CAFÉ Á LA C’ART The Blue Music Original Folk/Rock. 6:30 p.m.- 8:30 p.m., Free. CHICAGO BAR Neon Prophet 10 p.m., $5. CLUB CONGRESS Haunted Summer and Human Behavior 7 p.m., free. LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR Stefan George 6:30 p.m. THE FLYCATCHER Wight Lhite, Whoops! 9 p.m., $5. THE HUT Mocking Birds 9 p.m. MAVERICK Davis Brothers, Ashbury, Roger Creager 7 p.m., $10. MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFÉ The Determined Luddites 7 p.m.-10 p.m., no cover. MOOSE LODGE NO. 2543 Barbara Harris 8 p.m. RIALTO THEATRE Salif Keita Keita has extended musical frontiers and carved out a distinctive musical voice, in which rock, funk and jazz combine with the deepest West African griot traditions. 7 p.m., $23-$40. SAKURA Jay Faircloth. An acoustic guitar player, Jay performs a variety of originals and covers, stemming from country, rock and blues genres but with his own Red Dirt slant. Visit JayFairclothMusic.com for more info. 6:30 p.m.-10:30 p.m., No cover. SPACE SMOKE SHOP Punk Rock Thursday Featuring Dirty Magic, Drinking Water, JJ and the Hugger Whale, Mopar Bentley, The Distortionists, and Marshall Prescott Natureboy. 18+ 7 p.m.-11 p.m., $3. TANQUE VERDE SWAP MEET Thirsty Thursdays $1 Beer, Live (Latin/Tejano/Cumbia) Band, Vendors selling in the aisles, concessions & grill open for dinner/snacks, kid’s carnival open for $1 rides 7 p.m.-11 p.m., Free entrance. TAP & BOTTLE Leigh Ann Lesho Singer songwriter. 8:30 p.m.-10:30 p.m., Free. UNPLUGGED TUCSON Tony Frank Trio and friends 8 p.m., free.

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&2) 3%0 LIVE MUSIC BODEGA KITCHEN & WINE Joe Pena/Bruce Halper 7 p.m.- 9 p.m., free. BOONDOCKS LOUNGE Equinox 8:30 p.m., $5. BORDERLANDS BREWING COMPANY The Guilty Bystanders 6 p.m. BRAT’S BAR & GRILL Live Music Live rock n roll: Contraband, Comming Up Roses and Drifter 9:30 p.m., No Cover. CLUB CONGRESS Jacob Hom Release Show: Andrew Collberg, Gamma Like Very Ultra 9 p.m., free. CLUB CONGRESS Tom Walbank with Roman BartonSherman (on the plaza) 5:30 p.m., free. CLUB XS Introducing Orquesta Congrí The debut performance of Tucson’s newest salsa ensemble Orquesta Congrí! Dance to a wide variety of Latin styles, including mambo, cha-cha, bolero, danzon, soca, bachata, cumbia, bomba, and more. 9 p.m., $7 Before 10 p.m., $10 After 10 p.m. LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR The Greg Morton Band 6:30 p.m. COW PALACE Dusk Till Dawn 6 p.m.- 9 p.m. DELECTABLES RESTAURANT AND CATERING Leila Lopez 7 p.m. FAMOUS SAM’S E. GOLF LINKS Shell Shock 8 p.m., free. FINI’S LANDING Chuck Wagon & The Wheels 8 p.m. THE FLYCATCHER Clay Dudas, The Prowling Kind 8 p.m., $5. FOX TUCSON THEATRE Restless Heart 7:30 p.m., $22-$54. THE HUT Top Dead Center 4:20 p.m. IRISH PUB Crosscut Saw 6 p.m.- 9 p.m. JAVARITA COFFEE HOUSE (THE GOOD SHEPHERD UNITED CHURCH OF CHRIST) Peter Rowan. Grammy-award winner and six-time Grammy nominee, Peter Rowan is a singersongwriter who started his career playing under the tutelage of Bluegrass veteran Bill Monroe. Rowan has

built a devoted, fan base through a solid stream of records, collaborative projects, and constant touring. 7 p.m.- 9:30 p.m., $20.00. LOOKOUT BAR AND GRILLE AT WESTWARD LOOK Heartbeat Top 40 rock oldies 7:30 p.m.-10:30 p.m., free. MINT COCKTAILS Barbara Harris 9 p.m. MISS SAIGON Jazz jam with Tony Frank 10:30 p.m., Free. MISS SAIGON Edna & Ely B-Cool With M. Alkabir 7 p.m.- 9 p.m., Free. MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFÉ Adara Rae & the Home Wreckers Fresh-Hip- New rock & roll. 7 p.m.-10 p.m., no cover. OLD FATHER INN Chance Romance 9 p.m. OUTLAW SALOON Tony Corrales Band. Top 40 Country Dance Music 9 p.m.- 1 a.m., No Cover. THE PARISH Hank Topless 9 p.m.-midnight PEARSON’S PUB Velocity 9 p.m. RIVER’S EDGE LOUNGE Crazy Heart 9 p.m., free. RJ’S REPLAYS SPORTS PUB AND GRUB Anna Warr and Giant Blue 8 p.m. THE ROCK Dirtnap, Giant Destroyer, Stay n the Fight, Tribulance, Billy Moon 6:30 p.m., $8. SAGE BRUSH CANTINA Live music SHOT IN THE DARK CAFÉ Mark Bockel 10 p.m. THE SKYBOX RESTAURANT AND SPORTS BAR 80s and Gentlemen 9:30 p.m. SPACE SMOKE SHOP This Time Around, DWARF, and the Newtronn1project. An all ages event. 7 p.m., $5. SURLY WENCH PUB Lariats free. VFW POST 549 Johnnie and the Rumblers Concert. Johnnie and the Rumblers play a selection of Blues & Classic Rock from the 50’s through the 80’s 6:30 p.m.- 9:30 p.m., Free. WISDOM’S CAFÉ Bill Manzanedo 5 p.m.

COMEDY & STORYTELLERS FLUXX STUDIO AND GALLERY Slideshow Fairytales: The Facts in the Case of The Great Beef Contract Join Catfish Baruni as he uses nothing but his wit (and select obscenities) and a bootlegged copy of PowerPoint to share with the world his version of Mark Twain’s classic comedic short story, ‘The Facts in the Case of the Great Beef Contract’ 7:15 p.m.- 8:15 p.m., $7. LAFFS COMEDY CAFFÉ Floyd J. Phillips 8 p.m., 10:30 p.m., $10, $15. UNSCREWED THEATER Not Burnt Out Just Unscrewed. Improv Comedy Troupe Not Burnt Out Just Unscrewed Improv Comedy Troupe has been entertaining Tucson audiences for more than 11 years with their unique style of interactive comedy. Every show is different because every audience is different. For all ages. 7:30 p.m.- 9 p.m., $5.

3!4 3%0 LIVE MUSIC AVA: ANSELMO VALENCIA TORI AMPHITHEATER Marco Marco Antonio Solis is a Mexican musician, composer, and record producer. Throughout his career, he has sold over 80 million records and written over 300 songs, arguably making him one of the most successful singersongwriters in Latin America. 8 p.m., $50-$150. BANANAS BAR AND GRILL Cobras Bluesrockin Band 8 p.m.-12am. BOONDOCKS LOUNGE Johnny Aint Right with T Kelly Laurie Johnson and Wayde Olsen 8 p.m.-12am, $5. BORDERLANDS BREWING COMPANY Tortolita Gutpluckers 6 p.m. BRAT’S BAR & GRILL Contraband and Friends. Three rock bands: Contraband, Coming Up Roses and Drifter 9 p.m.-11:45 p.m., Free. CHICAGO BAR Neon Prophet 10 p.m., $5. CLUB CONGRESS Chamberlab 7 p.m., free. LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR The Wayback Machine 6:30 p.m. COW PALACE Dusk Till Dawn 6 p.m.- 9 p.m. DANTE’S FIRE Danny Brito Trio 9 p.m.-12am, free. DELECTABLES RESTAURANT AND CATERING Jacques Taylor and the Real Deal 7 p.m. DESERT DIAMOND CASINO MONSOON NIGHTCLUB Los Gallegos $5, ladies free.

5D=P PK HEOPAJ PK =J@ SDANA PK @K EP THE FLYCATCHER Copper and Congress Album Release, Steff and the Articles, Sweet Ghosts 9 p.m., $5. THE HUT Mocking Birds 10 p.m. IRISH PUB The Impetuous Boys 6 p.m.- 9 p.m. MAVERICK Flipside 8 p.m., $5. MISS SAIGON The Jango Jam 10:30 p.m., Free. MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFÉ Cochise County Allstars Bluegrass/country/dancing 7 p.m.-10 p.m., no cover. PARADISO BAR AND LOUNGE La Gran Ciudad 9 p.m. THE PARISH Lana Rebel 9 p.m.-12am. RIALTO THEATRE LiveWire Music Magazine Launch Party. LIVEWIRE Magazine is a local entertainment magazine featuring the bands, DJs, performers and venues that that make up Tucson’s music scene. 6:30 p.m., $8.00. RIVER’S EDGE LOUNGE Shovelhead Road 9 p.m., free. THE ROCK Stands With Fists, Solace in Nothing, CCS Crew with Stacc Styles, Scars We Bare, Monstrosity, By the Gods 7 p.m. SAGE BRUSH CANTINA Live music SHOOTERS STEAKHOUSE AND SALOON Larry Kamikaze and The Bad Boys of Blues 7 p.m.-10 p.m., No Cover/ Free event. SOLAR CULTURE Tele Novella, Acorn Bcorn, Katterwaul 9 p.m. TUBAC JACK’S Chance Romance 7 p.m. WHISKEY TANGO Jimmy After Dark 9:30 p.m.- 1:30am.

COMEDY & STORYTELLERS LAFFS COMEDY CAFFÉ Floyd J. Phillips 8 p.m., 10:30 p.m., $10, $15. UNSCREWED THEATER Not Burnt Out Just Unscrewed Uncensored Improv Show. Not Burnt Out Just Unscrewed Improv Comedy Troupe short form improv based on audience suggestions in the style of Whose Line Is It Anyway. Every show is different because every audience is different. 9:30 p.m.-11 p.m., $5. UNSCREWED THEATER Not Burnt Out Just Unscrewed Improv Comedy Troupe. Not Burnt Out Just Unscrewed Improv Comedy Troupe has been entertaining Tucson audiences for more than 11 years with their unique style of interactive comedy. Every show is different because every audience is different. For all ages. 7:30 p.m.- 9 p.m., $5.

COMEDY & STORYTELLERS CLUB CONGRESS Slideshow Fairytales: The Facts in the Case of The Great Beef Contract. Join Catfish Baruni as he uses nothing but his wit (and select obscenities) and a bootlegged copy of PowerPoint to share with the world his version of Mark Twain’s classic comedic short story, ‘The Facts in the Case of the Great Beef Contract.’ 2:30 p.m.- 3:30 p.m., $7.

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45% 3%0 LIVE MUSIC ARMITAGE WINE LOUNGE AND CAFE Bryan Dean Trio 7 p.m.- 9 p.m., free. CLUB CONGRESS Stephen Steinbrink, Ever Ending Kicks, Katterwaul, Jess Matsen 8 p.m., free. THE HOG PIT SMOKEHOUSE BAR AND GRILL Tesoro Trio 5:30 p.m.- 7:30 p.m., FREE. MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFÉ Steep Ravine From San Francisco- Gypsy Jazz/Bluegrass/roots 6:30 p.m.- 9:30 p.m., no Cover. SAGE BRUSH CANTINA Jam With Darren G 8 p.m.-12am, free. SKY BAR Tom Walbank 10 p.m., Free. UNPLUGGED TUCSON Tony Frank Trio and friends 8 p.m., free.

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