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OPENING THIS WEEK DAVIS DOMINGUEZ GALLERY Davis Dominguez Gallery. 154 E. Sixth St. 629-9759. Four to Watch - Young 21st Century Artists. Paintings by Juan Enriquez, Jennifer Day, Joshua Olivera. Sculpture by Michael Fadel. Season opener spotlighting new generation of talent - various media, themes. Includes full size HobieCat sail boat, reclaimed American flag. Reception Sat., Oct. 4, 6-8 p.m., with CTGA The Big Picture. Tuesdays-Saturdays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Continues through Oct. 25, free admission, parking. 620.629.9759. http://www.davisdominguez.com A GLASS ART EXPERIENCE FEATURING SONORAN GLASS SCHOOL Tucson Museum of Art. 140 N. Main Ave. 624-2333. Join TMA and Sonoran Glass School in an educational evening exploring the Museum’s galleries and learn about various glass art processes. Be inspired by exhibitions and TMA’s permanent collections, watch flame shop demonstrations, and participate in a hands-on warm shop workshop making mosaic tiles or fused glass plates. Thu., Sept. 18, 6-9 p.m., $10. ext 100. http:// TucsonMuseumofArt.org YIKES TOYS AND GIFT-O-RAMA Yikes Toys and Gift-O-Rama. 2930 E. Broadway Blvd. 320-5669. Bugs, Bones, Butterflies is Wil Taylor’s celebrated return to nature. Gouache & ink interpretations of Lepidoptera (moths and butterflies), mammal skulls and insects. Artist Reception: Saturday, Sept. 20, 6-8 p.m. Mondays-Saturdays, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m. and Sundays, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Continues through Dec. 31, Free. yikestoysonline.com
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#/-%$9 !.$ ),,53)/. STAND UP TO STOP VIOLENCE IV Fox Tucson Theatre. 17 W. Congress St. 624-1515. Watch live comedy, dance and music while raising money to prevent violence. Headliner Bill Dawes, Emcee David Fitzsimmons, music by LeeAnne Savage and Janee Starr. Sun., Sept. 21, 7-9:30 p.m., $10-$49. 990-9343. http://www.comedyforcharity.org
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TUCSON JAZZ SOCIETY MEMBER MIXER Old Pueblo Grille. 60 N. Alvernon Way. 326-6000. Tucson Jazz Society Member Mixer on the patio. Free food and live jazz featuring Eddie Rodriguez Latin Jazz Quintet. Free for members, $5 for guests, drinks for purchase. Meet your new president Clarence Boykins. Fri., Sept. 19, 6-10 p.m., Free to TJS members, $5 nonmembers. http://www.tucsonjazz.org
MORGAN LUCAS SCHULDT MEMORIAL READING: YONA HARVEY AND CRAIG SANTOS PEREZ UA Poetry Center. 1508 E. Helen St. 626-3765. The Morgan Lucas Schuldt Memorial Reading is an annual series named after poet and publisher Morgan Lucas Schuldt. Yona Harvey and Craig Santos Perez will read from their work. After the reading, there will be a short Q&A and a book signing. Thu., Sept. 18, 7-8 p.m., Free. http://poetry.arizona.edu/news-event/2014/09/morgan-lucas-schuldt-memorial-reading-yona-harvey-andcraig-santos-perez
ARIZONA RESTAURANT WEEK During Fall ARW, local Tucson restaurants will offer specialty prix-fixe dinner menus for $20, $30 and $40 per person, excluding beverages, tax and gratuity unless otherwise noted. Sept. 19-28, $20, $30 and $40 per person, excluding beverages, tax and gratuity.
TUCSON POPS ORCHESTRA: MUSIC UNDER THE STARS DeMeester Outdoor Performance Center. 1100 S. Randolph Way. The Tucson Pops Orchestra performing its 2014 Fall Concert Series. Sun., Sept. 21, 7-9 p.m., Free. 722-5853. http://tucsonpops.org UA FACULTY ARTIST SERIES RECITAL UA Crowder Hall. 1020 E. University Blvd. 621-1162. Matt Tropman (tuba/euphonium) presents a recital of eclectic repertoire for both tuba and euphonium. Michael Dauphinais accompanies on piano. Wed., Sept. 24, 7:30 p.m., $10, 7, 5. http://music.arizona.edu/ News-Events/event/1045 tickets@arizona.edu
4(%!4%2 OPENING THIS WEEK GREAT AMERICAN PLAYHOUSE: BEETLEJUICED The Great American Playhouse. 13005 N. Oracle Road. 512-5145. Roger and Susan Baldwin are a perfect normal couple who happen to be pushing up the daisies. They find themselves trapped in their dream home as ghosts. The Baldwins are unable to scare away their new residents. Thursdays, 7-9 p.m., Fridays, 6-8 p.m., Saturdays, 6-8 p.m. and Sundays, 3-5 p.m. Continues through Nov. 16, $17.95/Adults, $15.95/Seniors, Students, Military, $7.95/ Children 12 and younger. www.gaplayhouse KEN LUDWIG’S “LEND ME A TENOR” UA Marroney Theatre. 1025 N. Olive Road. 621-1162. The greatest Italian tenor is scheduled to sing the lead in The Cleveland Opera’s OTELLO. However, when the singer takes a double dose of tranquilizers, opera management kicks into damage control and what follows is a laugh-out-loud chain reaction of mistaken identity, plot twists, double entendres and musical mayhem. Sun., Sept. 21, 1:30-3:30 p.m.; Mon., Sept. 22, 7:30-9:30 p.m.; Sept. 24-27, 7:30-9:30 p.m.; Sun., Sept. 28, 1:30-3:30 p.m.; Oct. 2-4, 7:30-9:30 p.m.; Oct. 4-5, 1:30-3:30 p.m.; Oct. 10-11, 7:30-9:30 p.m. and Sun., Oct. 12, 1:30-3:30 p.m., $28 Regular; $26 Senior, Military, UA Employee; $19 Student. theatre.arizona.edu EL RIO THEATRE PROJECT: THE TRAGEDY OF KING LEAR Himmel Park. 1000 N. Tucson Blvd. 791-3276. Shakespeare in the park. Suggested donation of $5. Bring a blanket, a picnic basket. For additional info call 791-4353. 7 p.m. Sept. 19-21, Sept. 25-28, Oct. 2-5. Free. 791-4353. http://tucsonshakespeareinthepark.org UNSCREWED THEATER: A LITTLE OFF THE TOP Unscrewed Theater. 3244 E. Speedway Blvd. 8612986. Musical Mayhem, Not Burnt Out Just Unscrewed & more of Tucson’s entertainers come together to raise money for transgender artist and community member Donnie Cianciotto’s Top Surgery in a fundraising variety show. Raffles and auctions. Sat., Sept. 20, 9:30 p.m., $20. 289-8076. musicalmayhemcabaret.weebly.com
,)4%2!452% BOOK SIGNING WITH NIKKI BROADWELL Mostly Books. 6208 E. Speedway Blvd. 571-0110. Book signing with fantasy author Nikki Broadwell. Ms. Broadwell will be signing her latest book Just Another Desert Sunset. Sun., Sept. 21, 1-2 p.m., Free. http:// www.mostlybooksaz.com/event/september-21st-authornikki-broadwell-book-signing BOOK TALK & SIGNING WITH C.E POVERMAN Mostly Books. 6208 E. Speedway Blvd. 571-0110. A book talk and signing with author C. E. Poverman. Mr. Poverman will be featuring his psychological mystery novel Love by Drowning. Sat., Sept. 20, 3-4:30 p.m., Free. mostlybooksaz.com/event/september-20th-authorc-e-poverman-talk-signing LUNCHTIME LITERATURE – MAIN LIBRARY BOOK CLUB Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. This month’s reading selection is The Circle by Dave Eggers. Pick up a copy of this month’s book at the first floor information desk of the Joel D. Valdez Main Library. Thu., Sept. 18, 12-1 p.m., Free. 791-4010. http://www.library.pima.gov MEET THE POET: LEIGH SPENCER: TEQUILA AND COOKIES Antigone Books. 411 N. Fourth Ave. 792-3715. Meet Leigh Spencer, author of Tequila and Cookies: A Poetry Collection. In this debut collection, Leigh explores daily life in her irreverent, inimitable style of free verse poet-
POG & FRIENDS ANNUAL SEASON KICK-OFF READING Conrad Wilde Gallery. 101 W. Sixth St., South Entrance. 622-8997. POG: Poetry in Action kicks off its 2014-15 season with POG & Friends, a crazy quilt of Tucson’s literary and arts worlds. Including: Casa Libre, Chax, Edge, Kore, Stjukshon, Trickhouse, PCC, Spork, Words on the Avenue, Tucson Poetry Festival, UofA Creative Writing MFA Program, UA Poetry Center, and more. Sat., Sept. 20, 7-9:30 p.m., $5 general; $3 Students. 615.7803. gopog.org/ RIDING BEHIND THE PADRE: HORSEBACK VIEWS FROM BOTH SIDES OF THE BORDER Himmel Park Branch Library. 1035 N. Treat Ave. 5945305. In 2008, author Richard Collins joins a happygo-lucky group of Mexican riders retracing the pathways of Father Kino. For the next four years, Collins weaves the history of Anglo involvement in the Pimería Alta through the legacy of Father Kino with contemporary accounts of borderland life, both exhilarating and tragic. Mon., Sept. 22, 6-7 p.m., Free. SO. AZ AUTHOR SERIES Unity of Tucson. 3617 N. Camino Blanco. 577-3300. Jerry Harris speaks on The Broken Circle, a story of loss, quests, redemption, and relationships between blacks and whites in America today. He’ll also provide a glimpse into his latest novel, a modern-day western set in Southern Arizona. More info: 322-0832. robin@robinpeel.com. Sun., Sept. 21, 11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m., Donation. 322-0832. unitytucson.com/calendar/ TUCSON SISTERS IN CRIME Viscount Suite Hotel. 4855 E. Broadway Blvd. 7456500. We meet on the third Saturday for lunch, network and to hear guest speakers. Both men and women are welcome to join. 10 a.m.-2 p.m., $20-members $25 nonmembers. 631-4301. tucsonsistersincrime.org
,%#452%3 COUNTDOWN TO CHINESE DREAMS: A HISTORY OF PUBLIC TIME-TELLING IN CONTEMPORARY CHINA UA Student Union Memorial Center. 1303 E. University Blvd. 621-7755. Professor Hai Ren from the Department of East Asian Studies at the UA will discuss the relationship between public time-telling and media as a way of understanding the history of public time-telling in China. Sun., Sept. 21, 12 a.m.-2 p.m., free. 626-5124. confucius@email.arizona.edu CIUA LECTURE: “YELLOW RIVER” UA Poetry Center. 1508 E. Helen St. 626-3765. Porter’s talk will be based on his recently released Yellow River Odyssey, already a bestseller in China in its Chinese translation, which recounts his journey to the river’s source in 1991, when “…his hair was thick and his belly was flat and the world was black and white.” Wed., Sept. 24, 7-9 p.m., free. 626-5124. confucius@ email.arizona.edu POLLINATORS OF THE SONORAN DESERT Saguaro National Park West. 2700 N. Kinney Road. 733-5158. Join experts from the UA, Desert Museum, Pima County Department of Natural Resources and Carl Hayden Bee Research Center to learn about the importance of the pollinators of the Sonoran Desert and conservation concerns. Activities for kids, bee keeping equipment and observation hive will be on display. Sat., Sept. 20, 10 a.m.-3 p.m., Free with park admission. UN INTERNATIONAL DAY OF PEACE Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. Create more peace, justice and sustainability in our community and our own life. 50 minute interactive workshops- Awakening the Dreamer, Happiness Is an Inside Job, Talking About Tough Topics, Communication Barriers, The Courage for Peace and activities to celebrate the UN’s International Day of Peace. Sun., Sept. 21, 3-5 p.m., Free. 398-4578 or 461-2549. http:// www.tucsonpeacecalendar.org THE U.S. PROJECT’S “OUR FIRST WORDS” DuVal Auditorium, UA Medical Center. 1501 N. Campbell Ave. 694-0111. Speaker: Ruth (Bunny) Davis PhD. This presentation aims to begin to connect (or reconnect) Americans of all ages and stages with our founding documents. Sun., Sept. 21, 10:30-11:45 a.m., Free but small donation is appreciated. 2979919. jkarches@swhaz.com
2014 MSBA OUTSTANDING SMALL AND MINORITY BUSINESS AWARDS Westward Look Wyndham Grand Resort & Spa. 245 E. Ina Road. 297-1151. MSBA to celebrate the best of Tucson’s Small Businesses and excellent Tucson students. Businesses will be recognized in the areas of construction, exporting, manufacturing, retail, service supplier/distribution, and technology. MSBA will award four $1,000 scholarships to students attending either the UA or Pima Community College. Tue., Sept. 23, 5-8:30 p.m., $65 - $600. 820-3964. msbasa.org/ CIUA R3RD CHINESE CULTURE FESTIVAL: CONFUCIUS INSTITUTE DAY Confucius Institute. 1215 E. Helen St. 626-9011. Andarin Chinese language students from Tucson and surrounding areas will participate in a Chinese Language and Culture Proficiency Competition. Other activities will include musical performances, a talent show, displays of award-winning calligraphy and photography, health information and tests, cultural exhibitions and various handson games. Sat., Sept. 20, 9 a.m.-2 p.m., Free. 6265124. http://confucius.arizona.edu/ CREATING A CULTURE OF PEACE Ronstadt Transit Center. 215 E. Congress St. Share snacks and drinks, share ideas for peace. Participate wherever you are at noon for a moment of silence for UN’s International Day of Peace. Sun., Sept. 21, 11 a.m.-1 p.m., Free. 822-9302. FASHION SHOW LA MUSIQUE Fox Tucson Theatre. 17 W. Congress St. 624-1515. A runway show featuring styles inspired by some of the most influential, musical genres. It is a community event for young Tucsonans, profits will benefit two nonprofit organizations: Tucson Young Professionals and Literacy Connects. Event begins with a VIP Reception and ends with an after-party at Playground. Fri., Sept. 19, 7:30-11 p.m., $40. http://www.tucsonyoungprofessionals.com/tucson-fashion-show/ HERITAGE FOODS FESTIVAL The Festival kicks off with Heirloom’s Farm to Table Fundraising Dinner at Zona 78 (78 River Road) on Sept. 17 (5-10 p.m.) and 18 (5-10 p.m.), and continues at Heirloom’s Fri, Sat, and Sun farmers’ markets Sept. 19, 20 and 21, from 8 a.m. to noon. In-season Sonoran Desert specialities will be featured at all events.Free. http://www.heirloomfm.com SOUTHERN ARIZONA URBAN SURVIVALFEST Kino Veterans Memorial Stadium. 2500 E. Ajo Way. 434-1021. This event serves to educate and equip the public with basic knowledge and skills to prepare and survive a disaster. It is all ages and free to the public. There will be kid games, obstacle courses, live music, the Food Truck Rally, first responders and vendors from Southern Arizona. Sat., Sept. 20, 10 a.m.-3 p.m., free. 514-1588. http://urbansurvivalfest.org
OUT OF TOWN 32ND ANNUAL HARVESTING OF THE VINE FESTIVAL Village of Elgin Winery. Highway 83 to Sonita, left at Elgin Road. AZ’s oldest wine festival with music by Buzz and the Soul Senders, arts and Arizona wine. Less than an hour away. Sat., Sept. 20, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and Sun., Sept. 21, 11 a.m.-4 p.m., $15/over 21 under 21-free. 455-9309. http://azwinefest.ticketleap.com/32hovfest/ details sales@elginwines.com MT. LEMMON SKI VALLEY OKTOBERFEST Mount Lemmon Ski Valley. 10300 Ski Run Road. Mount Lemmon. 576-1321. Mt. Lemmon Ski Valley presents Arizona’s most authentic Oktoberfest. German food, beer and music provided by the John Prokop Band. Call 576-1321. www.skithelemmon.com Saturdays, Sundays, 11:45 a.m.-5 p.m. Continues through Oct. 12, Free, Parking is $5. 576-1400. MY-OH-MY APPLE PIE WEEKEND & COUNTRY CRAFT FAIR Apple Annie’s Orchard. 2081 W. Hardy Road. Willcox. 384-2084. “All-U-Can Eat” pancake breakfast with apple pie syrup, 7:30 a.m.-10:30 a.m. Apple-smoked burger lunches served 11:30 a.m.-3 p.m. Free wagon rides to the orchard for pick your own apples. Plus apple pies and homemade apple crumb pie ice cream. Local crafters will be set up from 8 a.m.-4 p.m. with handmade crafts for sale. Sat., Sept. 20, 7:30 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sun., Sept. 21, 7:30 a.m.-5 p.m., Free. http://www. appleannies.com/weekend-events FOR ADDITIONAL EVENTS, VISIT OUR WEBSITE AT WWW.TUCSONWEEKLY.COM.
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AN DEL SOL S 5655 W. Valencia Road, inside Casino del Sol. 8387177. Open Sunday-Thursday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Mr. Anâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s dining ventures seem to get better and better. The menu is gigantic, so it can be hard to choose. We were knocked out by the tuna tartare and completely surprised by the sweet-and-sour fish. The sushi rolls have clever names; the Big Birtha comes to mind. While the prices are a little high, the portion sizes more than make up for it. (5-5-11) $$-$$$$ HANA TOKYO S 5435 S. Calle Santa Cruz, No. 185. 807-2212. Open Sunday-Thursday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-11 p.m. CafĂŠ/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. The second Hana Tokyoâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;the first one is in Sierra Vistaâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; offers a huge selection of Japanese offerings, including teppan yaki. However, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the sushi artistry that makes Hana Tokyo stand out; the enormous scorpion roll is actually shaped like a scorpion, for example. Not only
#(/7 3#!. do the sushi rolls look cool; they taste great, too. (7-2111) $$-$$$$ KAZOKU SUSHI AND JAPANESE CUISINE E 4210 E. Speedway Blvd. 777-6249. Open MondayThursday 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Friday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Saturday noon-10 p.m. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. The sushi and other offerings at Kazoku will delight your taste buds, and the décor is beautiful. The lack of an all-you-can-eat option means you should bring a loaded wallet. (1-14-10) $-$$$ MR. AN’S TEPPAN STEAK AND SUSHI NW 6091 N. Oracle Road. 797-0888. Open MondayFriday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Saturday and Sunday 11 a.m.11 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, VISA. There’s fire! There’s fish! There’s fun! All brought to you by Tucson’s hospitality icon, Mr. An. The teppan side of the menu offers all the usual goodies prepared by some of the friendliest teppan chefs in town. You can get regular sushi items as well. But then there are the house specialties like the Mango Crunch or the Summerhaven or even the improbable Bleu Panda. Any way you choose, this is a great choice for a fun family night out or a special occasion. (8-26-10) $$-$$$ SUSHI LOUNGE
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10 p.m. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Another sushi option has finally arrived on the southside! With an extensive menu featuring not only sushi, but also many other Chinese and Japanese appetizer and entrée options, there is something for everyone. If you find yourself suddenly missing those other southside restaurants, order your sushi rolls “Mexican style,” and they’ll add onions and jalapeños. (6-28-12) $$-$$$ SUSHI TEN E 4500 E. Speedway Blvd., Suite 1. 324-0010. Open Monday-Thursday 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9:30 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-10 p.m.; Sunday 5-9 p.m. Café/Sushi Bar. Beer, Wine and Sake. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. After several years of turbulent ownership changes, it appears this onetime Tucson favorite has made a nice comeback. The sushi and nigiri is fresh and tasty; the all-you-can-eat ($19.95) and happy-hour/lunch deals (with much of the menu offered for half-price) are amazing. (8-5-10) $-$$$ SUSHI TRAN NW 9725 N. Thornydale Road, No. 49. 579-6604. Open Sunday-Thursday 5 to 9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 5 to 9:30 p.m. Bistro/Beer and Wine. MC, V. Sushi Tran, tucked away in a northwest-side strip mall, boasts friendly service and good sushi rolls and nigiri, with a wide range of non-sushi Asian and Pacific Rim dishes, too. Skip the sashimi, but don’t miss out on the green-mussel appetizer. Expect to spend at least $25 per person in a family-friendly environment that is quiet and clean. (1-28-10) $$-$$$ TAKAMATSU E 5532 E. Speedway Blvd. 512-0800. Open SundayThursday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-midnight. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. After a devastating fire, Takamatsu is back. If you like Japanese or Korean food, you’ll find plenty of tasty entrées here, although the emphasis is on Korean barbecue and sushi (including the tempting all-you-can-eat option for $19.95). For an interactive, do-it-yourself treat, try preparing the Korean barbecue yourself at your table. (12-1-11) $$-$$$
4(!) SAING THAI CUSINE S 9136 E. Valencia Road, Suite 100. 663-5955. Open Monday-Thursday 11 a.m.-8:30 p.m.; Friday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Saturday noon-9 p.m.; Sunday noon-8:30 p.m.
Café/Beer and Wine. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Far-eastside residents, take notice: You have a gem in your neighborhood. Sa’ing Thai is a mom and pop place that puts out a wide assortment of Thai food. Curries and soups come to the table sizzling hot and full of flavor. Balance is the key word here. The tom kah koong is served in a hot pot and is creamy and sweet, savory and spicy, all in one spoonful. The pun sib, the Thai version of pot stickers, are huge and cooked to perfection. Even the old standby pad Thai was elevated to levels of flavor not found elsewhere in town. (2-21-13) $$
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Resort. 877-2377. Open Tuesday-Thursday 5:30-9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 5:30-10 p.m. Full Cover/ Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Bob’s is the epitome of resort dining, with quality ingredients—including prime beef and good drinks—a clubby décor and great service. You’ll pay a lot, but for that special occasion, it might be worth it. The veal chop is simply seasoned yet amazingly flavorful. Every entrée comes with a choice of hearty potatoes (smashed, baked or pan-fried) and a glazed carrot that Bugs Bunny would envy. (4-29-10) $$$$ CORE KITCHEN AND WINE BAR
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Secret Springs Drive. 572-3000. Open daily 7-11 a.m. and 5:30-9 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, DC, MC, V. CORE provides food-lovers with a great reason to make the long trek northwest. The accommodating, knowledgeable chefs and staff at this swanky hotel are geniuses at work, but never fear: You don’t have to break out the suit and tie for this trip. The comfortable atmosphere adds to the playful and delicious breakfast, appetizer, entrée and dessert offerings. Don’t miss the chile pop rocks served with the bigeye tuna sashimi for an experience that delights all the senses. (11-11-10) $$-$$$$ NOX KITCHEN & COCKTAILS
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11:30 a.m.-1 a.m. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DISC, MC, V. Nox caters to an upscale foothills clientele, but it’s worth the trip up north for the impeccably executed food and drink. An eclectic menu borrows from many cuisines and cultures, from Southern slow-cooked short ribs to Asian-influenced pork belly sliders and mussels with spicy Spanish chorizo. The service is prompt and friendly, and the food is excellent and well executed. Don’t miss the house specialty cocktails. (5-22-14) $$-$$$ PY STEAKHOUSE
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344-9435. Open Tuesday-Thursday 4 to 10 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 4-11 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DC, DIS, MC and V. True fine dining has come to Casino del Sol with PY Steakhouse. Offering impeccable service, amazing cocktails and some fine steak and seafood offerings, PY is a great place for a special occasion. Don’t miss the corn and lobster chowder. (2-23-11) $$$-$$$$
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(520) 432-5153. CARTEL COFFEE LAB 210 E. Broadway. 480-423-8237. www. cartelcoffeelab.com CHICAGO BAR 5954 E. Speedway Blvd. 748-8169. chicagobartucson. AMERICAN LEGION 5845 E. 22nd com St. 747-2700. legion.org CLUB CONGRESS 311 E. Congress APPLEBEE’S ON WETMORE 565 St. 622-8848. hotelcongress.com/ E. Wetmore Road. 292-2600. apple- club bees.com CLUB XS 5851 E. Speedway Blvd. ARMITAGE WINE LOUNGE AND 247-3588. clubxstucson.com CAFE 2905 E. Skyline Drive, No. LA COCINA RESTAURANT, 168. 682-9740. armitagewine.com CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR 201 AVA: ANSELMO VALENCIA TORI N. Court Ave. 622-0351. lacociAMPHITHEATER Casino del Sol, natucson.com 5655 W. Valencia Road. (800) 344THE CORONET 402 E. Ninth St. 9435. casinodelsol.com 222-9889. www.cafecoronet.com BANANAS BAR AND GRILL 1310 COW PALACE 28802 S. Nogales S. Alvernon Way. 777-4968. Highway. Amado. (520) 398-8000. BOONDOCKS LOUNGE 3306 N. cowpalacerestaurant.com First Ave. 690-0991. boondockCOW PONY BAR AND GRILL 6510 slounge.com E. Tanque Verde Road. 721-2781. BORDERLANDS BREWING DANTE’S FIRE 2526 E. Grant Road. COMPANY 119 E. Toole Ave. 261382-9255. dantesfireaz.com 8773. borderlandsbrewing.com DELECTABLES RESTAURANT AND BRAT’S BAR & GRILL 5975 W. CATERING 533 N. Fourth Ave. 884Western Way Circle. 578-0341. 9289. delectables.com BRODIE’S TAVERN 2449 N. Stone THE DEPOT SPORTS BAR 3501 E. Ave. 622-0447. brodiestavernbackFort Lowell Road. 795-8110. pocket.net CAFÉ Á LA C’ART 150 N. Main Ave. DESERT DIAMOND CASINO MONSOON NIGHTCLUB 7350 S. 628-8533. Nogales Highway. 294-7777. ddcaz. CAFÉ ROKA 35 Main St. Bisbee. com
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BOONDOCKS LOUNGE Ed DeLucia Band. 7 p.m., free. BORDERLANDS BREWING COMPANY U of A Jazz Quartet 6 p.m. CAFÉ Á LA C’ART Swingset Acoustic jazz with a shot of blues on the side. 6:30 p.m.- 8:30 p.m., Free. CHICAGO BAR Neon Prophet. 10 p.m., $5. CLUB CONGRESS Laura Kepner-Adney and the Killed Men, Grace Rolland’s Rising Sun Daughter 7 p.m., $5. LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR Stefan George. 6:30 p.m. THE CORONET Jimmy Carr and The Coronets. Jimmy Carr on accordion, Chris Black on stand up bass and S amantha Bounkeua on violin. Prix fixe menu available. 7:30 p.m.- 9:30 p.m. THE FLYCATCHER Summer Noise Part 3: Processed Sounds. 9 p.m. THE HUT Mocking Birds. 9 p.m. MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFÉ Kathy Davis & the Groove Tones. Classic R& B and originalsDance. 7 p.m.-10 p.m., no cover. MOOSE LODGE NO. 2543 Barbara Harris Band. 8 p.m. NOBLE HOPS GASTROPUB Joe Pena Trio. 8 p.m.-10 p.m., free. SAKURA Jay Faircloth. An acoustic guitar player, Jay performs a variety of originals and covers, stemming from country, rock and blues genres but with his own Red Dirt slant. Visit JayFairclothMusic.com for more info. 6:30 p.m.-10:30 p.m., No cover. SKY BAR americana & Roots Night: Leila Lopez, Ronstadt Generations, Justin Valdez, Stephen Howell, Ad am Block 9:30 p.m.-12:30 am. ST. MARK’S PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH Jazz, Blues and BBQ on the plaza. Ticket includes delicious barbecue meal, dessert, a drink, and live jazz and blues entertainment. At St. Mark’s beautiful plaza courtyard. Wine, mojitos, and bohemian cigars will be available for purchase. 100 percent of proceeds from this event and silent auction will benefit the House of Neighborly Service youth and children progr amming. 6 p.m.- 9 p.m., $50 for a couple $30 single. TANQUE VERDE SWAP MEET Thirsty Thursdays $1 Beer, Live (Latin/Tejano/Cumbia) Band, Vendors selling in the aisles, concessions & grill open for dinner/snacks, kid’s carnival open for $1 rides 7 p.m.-11 p.m., Free entrance. TAP & BOTTLE Copper & Congress. Live original music with singer-songwriter Katie Haverly and band. 8:30 p.m.-10:30 p.m., Free. UNPLUGGED TUCSON Tony Frank Trio and friends 9 p.m., free.
COMEDY & STORYTELLERS LAFFS COMEDY CAFFÉ Open mic 8 p.m.
DANCING, DJ, KARAOKE AND OPEN MIC BRAT’S BAR & GRILL Karaoke 8:30 p.m.- 2 am, Free. CLUB CONGRESS Opti Club 10 p.m., $3; free with membership. F AMOUS S AM’S SILVERBELL Amazing Star Karaoke 9 p.m. THE HUT Ynot Karaoke 9 p.m. IRISH PUB Karaoke 8 p.m. MINT COCKTAILS DJ (You Call the Song) MUSIC BOX Karaoke 9 p.m.
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DESERT DIAMOND CASINO SPORTS BAR Interstate 19 and Pima Mine Road. 294-7777. ELLIOTT’S ON CONGRESS 135 E. Congress St. 622-5500. elliottsoncongress.com FAMOUS SAM’S SILVERBELL 2320 N. Silverbell Road. 884-7267. FINI’S LANDING 5689 N. Swan Road. 299-1010. finislanding.com THE FLYCATCHER 340 E. Sixth St. 798-1298. H2O DISCOTEC 61 E. Congress St. 624-9100. h2otucson.com HACIENDA DEL SOL 5601 N. Hacienda del Sol Road. 299-1501. THE HOG PIT SMOKEHOUSE BAR AND GRILL 6910 E. Tanque Verde Road. 722-4302. hogpitsmokehouse. com THE HUT 305 N. Fourth Ave. 6233200. huttucson.com IRISH PUB 9155 E. Tanque Verde Road. 749-2299. theirishpubtucson. com J&V’S BAR AND GRILL 3700 N. Oracle Road. 888-1900. LAFFS COMEDY CAFFÉ 2900 E. Broadway Blvd. 323-8669. laffstucson.com LOFT CINEMA 3233 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-7777. www.loftcinema. com
RIALTO THEATRE Lil Jon DJ Set. General admission standing room on floor. Balcony seating available on a first-come, first-served basis. 7:30 p.m., $30. RILEY’S IRISH TAVERN Jen’s Pro J am. J am with other professional/professional quality musicians. PA provided, Drummer Ricky Ray, Bassist John Walton and lead Nicholas Marus Sr of the Buju Band host/backup. All instruments and musical styles welcome. 7 p.m.-11 p.m., Free. RIVER’S EDGE LOUNGE Karaoke and Beer Pong tournament 9 p.m., free. SAGE BRUSH CANTINA Country night STADIUM GRILL Karaoke party with DJ Snoke Chubbrock Entertainment. 9 p.m., no cover. WHISKEY TANGO Karaoke 4 p.m.-12 am.
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BOONDOCKS LOUNGE Jacques Taylor and the Real Deal 8:30 p.m., $5. BORDERLANDS BREWING COMPANY Vannessa Lundon, Evy Olson, Lisa Lemke 6 p.m. CAFÉ ROKA Nancy Weaver Swing Quartet 5 p.m.- 9 p.m. CLUB CONGRESS El T ambo: Pride Edition with Vox Urbana, Jaime J, Lola Torch, DJ Tega and more 9 p.m., $5. CLUB XS Latin Dance Revolution presents Latin Lovers Salsa Fridays With Free Dance Lesson. Different bands each week: salsa, mambo, timba, cumbia, bachata, cha-cha, merengue and more. Dancing: 9 p.m. to 2 am. Free Salsa dance lesson 9 to 10 p.m. Singles/couples welcome, 21 and older. Info: 444-0439, 977-6794. 9 p.m.- 2 am, $7 till 10 p.m., $10 after. LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR Sonoran Dogs. 6:30 p.m. THE CORONET Mariachi luz de luna. Romantic ballads of yesteryear with a special offering of Chiles en Nogada!! 7:30 p.m.- 9:15 p.m. COW PALACE Mariachi Saldivar. 6 p.m.- 9 p.m. DELECTABLES RESTAURANT AND CATERING Adara Rae Lialios. 7 p.m. DESERT DI AMOND CASINO SPORTS BAR Tony Corrales Band Top 40 Country Dance Music 9:30 p.m.- 1:45 am, No Cover. FINI’S LANDING Al Foul. 8 p.m. THE FLYCATCHER Carlos Arzate, Ronstadt Generations 9 p.m. THE HUT Bass Culture Reggae 10 p.m.- 2 am, Free entry. THE HUT Top Dead Center. 4:20 p.m. IRISH PUB The Rythmistics. 6 p.m.-10 p.m. MISS SAIGON (NORTHWEST) Edna & Ely B-Cool With M. Alkabir 7 p.m.- 9 p.m., Free. MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFÉ The Jits Blues/rock/originals 7 p.m.-10 p.m., no cover. PARADISO BAR AND LOUNGE Los Musicales. 9 p.m. PEARSON’S PUB T-4 the Band. 9 p.m. RIALTO THEATRE Boogie on the Bayou Featuring Marcia Ball & Terrence Simen 7 p.m., $30-$33. RIVER’S EDGE LOUNGE B-Side. 9 p.m., free. RJ’S REPLAYS SPORTS PUB AND GRUB Grind. 9 p.m. THE ROCK Animus Divine, Illian, Genocaust, Sicmonic, Apostles of Ale, Scar Eater, ASM amF, We Are Nemesis 6:30 p.m.
5D=P PK HEOPAJ PK =J@ SDANA PK @K EP MAKER HOUSE 283 N. Stone Ave. (864) 245-8641. makerhouse.org MAVERICK 6622 E. Tanque Verde Road. 298-0430. tucsonmaverick. com MINT COCKTAILS 3540 E. Grant Road. 881-9169. MISS SAIGON 4650 W. Ina Road. 572-6560. MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFÉ 505 W. Miracle Mile. 207-2429. montereycourtaz.com MOOSE LODGE NO. 2543 2660 W. Ruthrauff Road. 406-5565. MUSIC & ARTS 8320 Thornydale Road, Suite 150. 579-2299. MUSIC BOX 6951 E. 22nd St. 7471421. NATIVE NEW YORKER GRILL & WINGS SPEEDWAY 3100 E. Speedway Blvd. 325-3489. nativenewyorker.com NOBLE HOPS GASTROPUB 1335 W. Lambert Lane. Oro Valley. 7974677. OLD FATHER INN 4080 W. Ina Road. Marana. 744-1200. OUTLAW SALOON 1302 W. Roger Road. 888-3910. PARADISO BAR AND LOUNGE Casino Del Sol, 5655 W. Valencia Road. (800) 344-9435. PEARSON’S PUB 1120 S. Wilmot Road. 747-2181.
RIALTO THEATRE 318 E. Congress St. 740-1000. rialtotheatre.com RILEY’S IRISH TAVERN 5140 N. La Cholla Blvd. 408-0507. RIVER’S EDGE LOUNGE 4635 N. Flowing Wells Road. 887-9027. RJ’S REPLAYS SPORTS PUB AND GRUB 5769 E. Speedway Blvd. 4955136. rjsreplays.com THE ROCK 136 N. Park Ave. 6299211. rocktucson.com ROYAL SUN INN AND SUITES 1015 N. Stone Ave. 622-8871. bwroyalsun.com SAGE BRUSH CANTINA 915 W. Prince Road. 293-7339. www.originalsagebrushcantina.com SAGUARO CORNERS ICE HOUSE 3750 S. Old Spanish Trail. 8862020. SAKURA 6534 E. Tanque Verde Road. 298-7777. sakura.tritigerdemo.com SHOOTERS STEAKHOUSE AND SALOON 3115 E. Prince Road. 3220779. SHOT IN THE DARK CAFÉ 121 E. Broadway Blvd. 882-5544. SKY BAR 536 N. Fourth Ave. 6224300. skybartucson.com THE SKYBOX RESTAURANT AND SPORTS BAR 5605 E. River Road. 529-7180. skyboxrestaurant.com
SAGE BRUSH CANTINA Live music SAGUARO CORNERS ICE HOUSE CS&M 6 p.m.- 9 p.m., Free. SHOT IN THE DARK CAFÉ Mark Bockel. 10 p.m. THE SKYBOX RESTAURANT AND SPORTS BAR 80s and Gentlemen. 9:30 p.m. THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE Return of the Darkside 6 p.m.-12 am, $20, $40 VIP. SURLY WENCH PUB Burlesque for the Soul Benefit for SACASA WHISKEY TANGO The Amosphere 9 p.m.- 1 am. WISDOM’S CAFÉ Bill Manzanedo. 5 p.m.
COMEDY & STORYTELLERS LAFFS COMEDY CAFFÉ Andrew Norelli 8 p.m., 10:30 p.m., $10, $15. UNSCREWED THEATER Not Burnt Out Just Unscrewed Improv Comedy Troupe. Not Burnt Out Just Unscrewed Improv Comedy Troupe has been entertaining Tucson audiences for more than 11 years with their unique style of interactive comedy. Every show is different because every audience is different. For all ages. 7:30 p.m.- 9 p.m., $5.
DANCING, DJ, KARAOKE AND OPEN MIC BRAT’S BAR & GRILL Karaoke 8:30 p.m.- 2 am, Free. LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR NUNU Fridays with E_Rupt and guests E_Rupt and guest. DJ non-mainstre am music from the current year and the previous two years. Also a live act plays inbetween sets. 10 p.m. THE DEPOT SPORTS BAR Karaoke with Dr Dan 9 p.m.- 1 am. DESERT DI AMOND CASINO MONSOON NIGHTCLUB DJ Blade 9 p.m., free. H2O DISCOTEC DJ Zeta and DJ Soo Dance night with the newest and best house music. 21 and older; dress code enforced. 9 p.m., Free before 11 p.m., $20 for guys, $10 for girls after. THE HUT Funky Fridays Rotating bands weekly on the inside stage and Dj White Shadow playing Old School, Hip-Hop and R&B on the patio. Giant Jenga, Connect 4, Pool, Corn Hole and Shuggle board to add to the fun. 10 p.m.- 2 am, No Cover. IRISH PUB Karaoke. 10 p.m. MINT COCKTAILS Go Go Show. 4 p.m. MUSIC BOX DJ AJ. 9 p.m. ROYAL SUN INN AND SUITES Karaoke. 10 p.m. SKY BAR Hot Era Dance party. 9 p.m.
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AVA: ANSELMO VALENCIA TORI AMPHITHEATER Tejano Showcase: AJ Castillo, Conjunto Romo, Ruben Vela Jr., Rio Jordan. 7 p.m., $12. BANANAS BAR AND GRILL Cobras Bluesrockin Band 8 p.m.-12 am BOONDOCKS LOUNGE Heather Hardy and Lil Mama Band 8:30 p.m. BORDERLANDS BREWING COMPANY Tommy Tucker. 6 p.m. CHICAGO BAR Neon Prophet. 10 p.m., $5. CLUB CONGRESS Roman Barten-Sherman CD-release, Tom Walbank, Al Perry and more (on the plaza) 5:30 p.m., free. LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR Gene Holmes and Louie Levinson. 6:30 p.m. COW PALACE Diane Davis. 6 p.m.- 9 p.m. DELECTABLES RESTAURANT AND CATERING Tumbao. 7 p.m.
THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE 1102 W. Grant Road. 889-0441. ST. MARK’S PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH 3809 E. Third St. 3251001. STADIUM GRILL 3682 W. Orange Grove Road. Marana. 877-8100. stadiumgrill.net SURLY WENCH PUB 424 N. Fourth Ave. 882-0009. surlywenchpub.com TANQUE VERDE SWAP MEET 4100 S. Palo Verde Road. 2944252. TAP & BOTTLE 403 N. Sixth Ave., Suite 135. 344-8999. thetapandbottle.com UNPLUGGED TUCSON 118 E. Congress St. 884-1800. unpluggedtucson.com UNSCREWED THEATER 3244 E. Speedway Blvd. 861-2986. unscrewedtheater.org WHISKEY TANGO 140 S. Kolb Road. 344-8843. WISDOM’S CAFÉ 1931 E. Frontage Road. Tumacacori. 398-2397. wisdomscafe.com WORLD FAMOUS GOLDEN NUGGET 2617 N. First Ave. 622-9202. goldennuggettucson.com WORLD OF BEER 350 E. Congress St. 777-6482. worldofbeer.com
DESERT DI AMOND CASINO MONSOON NIGHTCLUB Angel Norteno. $5, ladies free. HACIENDA DEL SOL CS&M. 7 p.m.-10 p.m., free. THE HUT Jacques Taylor. 10 p.m. IRISH PUB Johnnie and the Rumblers Concert. Johnnie and the Rumblers play a great selection of Blues and Classic Rock from the 50’s through the 80’s 6 p.m.-10 p.m., free. MAVERICK Flipside. 8 p.m., $5. MISS SAIGON The Jango J am. 10:30 p.m., Free. MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFÉ Mary Cartter & the Dragoon Mtn. Boys Country- Country Rock 7 p.m.-10 p.m., no cover. PARADISO BAR AND LOUNGE Los Sociales. 9 p.m. RIVER’S EDGE LOUNGE Cover Your Trax. 9 p.m., free. THE ROCK Battle Royale Round 2: You Know You’re Right, Trapped in the Ravine, Quant am Makanics, Soul Siphon, Let’s Hope This Lasts, Dirty Magic, Cariad, Sky Sharks. 6 p.m. SAGE BRUSH CANTINA Live music WHISKEY TANGO Conspiracy of None, Just Lizzy 9:30 p.m.- 1:30 am WORLD OF BEER Oliverio Acoustic Music “Oliverio” play a wide variety of acoustic classic rock and country. 9 p.m.-11:45 p.m., free.
COMEDY & STORYTELLERS LAFFS COMEDY CAFFÉ Andrew Norelli 8 p.m., 10:30 p.m., $10, $15. UNSCREWED THEATER Not Burnt Out Just Unscrewed Improv Comedy Troupe. Not Burnt Out Just Unscrewed Improv Comedy Troupe has been entertaining Tucson audiences for more than 11 years with their unique style of interactive comedy. Every show is different because every audience is different. For all ages. 7:30 p.m.- 9 p.m., $5.
DANCING, DJ, KARAOKE AND OPEN MIC BRAT’S BAR & GRILL Karaoke 8:30 p.m.- 2 am, Free. CLUB CONGRESS Saturdaze Dance Party: With DJ Bob Felix, DJ Sid the Kid and Jalph 10 p.m., Free. LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR Herm presents Kitchen Sync Kitchen Sync aka Saturday Nights 10 p.m.- 2 am, $3. LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR DJ Herm. 10 p.m. F AMOUS S AM’S SILVERBELL amazing Star Karaoke. 9 p.m. J&V’S BAR AND GRILL Y-Not Karaoke. 9 p.m., free. MINT COCKTAILS Wild Girls go Go Show. 8 p.m., $5. MINT COCKTAILS Karaoke. 10 p.m. MUSIC BOX DJ Rhea. 9 p.m. OLD FATHER INN Karaoke Dance Party with DJ Snoke Chubbrock entertainment. 9 p.m., Free. SURLY WENCH PUB Club Sanctuary (DJs)
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AMERICAN LEGION Bob Kay, the Singing Drumming DJ, plays oldies but goodies Non-smoking dance. Fingerfood potluck. Call 883-5491 for info. 4 p.m.- 6 p.m., $2. ARMITAGE WINE LOUNGE AND CAFE R&P Music Factory 7 p.m.- 9 p.m., free. BOONDOCKS LOUNGE Last Call Girls 5:30 p.m., $5. CLUB CONGRESS Mark Battles and Futuristic, Derek Luh, Euroz. 7 p.m., $12, $30.
,)6% -53)# -/2% LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR Mik & the Funky Brunch. All-ages, pup and kid friendly. 12 p.m.- 3 p.m., free. FINIâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S LANDING Andy Hersey 5 p.m. MUSIC & ARTS Bluegrass music j am session 3 p.m.- 5 p.m., free. RIALTO THEATRE Dustin Lynch. Dustin Lynch occupies a unique place in todayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s country music. Thanks to his classic sensibilities, heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s been heralded as the heir to George Straitâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s throne. All Ages Show --Doors at 7pm show starts at 8pm 7 p.m.-11 p.m., $24- $29. SAGE BRUSH CANTINA Live music SHOOTERS STEAKHOUSE AND SALOON Gr ams and Krieger with Ralph Gilmore. Steve and Danny go electric with Ralph on drums. 2 p.m.- 5 p.m., free.
DANCING, DJ, KARAOKE AND OPEN MIC BRATâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S BAR & GRILL Karaoke 8:30 p.m.- 2 am, Free. BRODIEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S TAVERN amazing Star Karaoke. 4 p.m. CLUB CONGRESS Ynot Karaoke. 10 p.m., Free. THE HUT Open mic. 6 p.m. MINT COCKTAILS Karaoke. 6 p.m. RIVERâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S EDGE LOUNGE Karaoke and Beer Pong tourn ament. 9 p.m., free. WHISKEY TANGO Karaoke. 7 p.m.-12 am. WORLD F AMOUS GOLDEN NUGGET Karaoke with Phat Productions. 9:30 p.m.
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DANCING, DJ, KARAOKE AND OPEN MIC CLUB CONGRESS Nineties House Party: DJ Sid the Kid plays all your favorite 90â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s j ams 9 p.m., Free. MUSIC BOX Karaoke. 9 p.m. RIVERâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S EDGE LOUNGE Karaoke with KJ David. 9 p.m.
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ARMITAGE WINE LOUNGE AND CAFE Naim amor 7 p.m.- 9 p.m., free. THE HOG PIT SMOKEHOUSE BAR AND GRILL Tesoro Trio 5:30 p.m.- 7:30 p.m., FREE. MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFĂ&#x2030; Kathleen Willi amson. Rich original Folk 6:30 p.m.- 9:30 p.m., no cover. RIALTO THEATRE Kaiser Chiefs. Kaiser Chiefs and opening band Howler. 7 p.m., $20-$28. THE ROCK Anybody Killa, Ill V, Extink Krew, Static Shatter, Immortal Assasins, Cutthroat That Bodysnatcher 6 p.m., $15.10. SAGE BRUSH CANTINA J am With Darren G 8 p.m.-12 am, free. SKY BAR Jazz Telephone Jazz Night 8 p.m.-10 p.m., Free. SKY BAR Tom Walbank 10 p.m., Free. UNPLUGGED TUCSON The Ladies of jazz. This fall at Unplugged, the best female vocalists in the OP in an intimate & thoughtful setting. J am session after our guest performs. Tuesdays are back for Jazz! Come dig this new scene! Celebrate the sounds of our greatest lady vocalists! 8 p.m.-11 p.m., FREE.
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DANCING, DJ, KARAOKE AND OPEN MIC BRATâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S BAR & GRILL Karaoke 8:30 p.m.- 2 am, Free. THE HUT Tuesday Night Tease with Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Blink Burlesque. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Blink Burlesque brings audiences the art of the tease every week at the Hut (305 N. 4th Ave.) Every week is a different show featuring burlesque stars from Tucson and across the Southwest. Doors at 8:30 p.m., show starts at 9 p.m. 9 p.m.-10:30 p.m., $7. MINT COCKTAILS DJ J. Armand 9 p.m. MUSIC BOX Karaoke 9 p.m. RIVERâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S EDGE LOUNGE Karaoke with KJ David 9 p.m. RJâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S REPLAYS SPORTS PUB AND GRUB Ynot Karaoke 9 p.m.
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BOONDOCKS LOUNGE Titan Valley Warheads. 7 p.m. CARTEL COFFEE LAB Cartel Jazz J am with Tony Frank. The latest hit in the thriving downtown jazz scene. This will be more interactive with the audience allowed to ask questions and give comments. perfect for students of Jazz! Pros and poets encouraged to share. 8 p.m.-11 p.m., FREE. CHICAGO BAR Bad News Blues Band CLUB CONGRESS Best Dog Award, Algae and Tentacles, Loa. 8 p.m., free. LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR Miss Lana Rebel and Kevin Michael Mayfield 6:30 p.m. THE CORONET Naim amor. 7 p.m.- 9 p.m. COW PONY BAR AND GRILL Davis Brothers/Ashbury. 10 p.m. IRISH PUB The All Bill Band with Mindy Ronstadt 6 p.m.-10 p.m. MAVERICK Buckboard. 8:30 p.m.-11:45 p.m., $3 cover. MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFĂ&#x2030; You Knew Me When. This husband & wife duo from Nashville travel the globe with their authentic and heartfelt original folk/rock. 6:30 p.m.- 9:30 p.m., no cover. OUTLAW SALOON J am Session with the Buju Blues Band.Players and singers are welcome to join in with this band. Bring a whole band to take over the stage and play a mini-set. 8 p.m., No cover. RIALTO THEATRE Problem Problem entered the industry writing a verse for a producer and friend Terrace Martin, for a song called â&#x20AC;&#x153;Be Thankful,â&#x20AC;? featured on Snoop Doggâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s compilation album â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Big Squeeze.â&#x20AC;? The track garnered praise from notable artist such as Nas and Talib Kweli amongst others. 1 p.m., $13-$20. THE ROCK Post Season, Firestarter, I am Sun Monkey, The Sunshine Steppers, What Was That?, The Hotchiks $10.90.
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CENTRAL Large 1BR, wrought iron security, super clean, new A/C, Italian tile floors. Near Randolph Park. approved pets, $485/mo. w/year lease. 520-272-9472
Homes For Rent
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Spacious/modern 3 BDRM 3 Bath Townhome for rent in UA area.Recently built; $1800/Month Nic Chavira (520)982-9017 casabellezatucson @gmail.com
Commercial/Industrial/ Retail Space 390 Huge art/ or dance studio or retail space, 1100 sq. ft Private bathroom,maple floor, 1100 sq. ft. $750 per m o . C a l l T o m 520-370-1797 or 520-990-3631
Landscaping
VEW Landscaping No Job Too Big or Too Small!
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We will beat any estimate! We also do home and mobile home repairs
Call Mr. Ward 520-312-5269 or 520-576-0228
Healthy Living/ Fitness
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SEX & INTIMACY COUNSELING & THERAPY Confidential, Private, Professional.Experienced M.A. Therapist Help for Pre-Mature Ejaculation, Stamina, ED, etc. Sophie: 505-363-1090 FULL BODY RUB Best full body rub for men and women. West Tucson, Ajo and Kinney. Privacy assured. 7AM to 7PM. $45.00 per hour or $30.00 per 1/2 hr. In/Outcalls available, Darvin 520-404-0901
MONSOON SPECIAL Stop by and enjoy an awesome body rub by a man for men of all ages. Central Tucson (Broadway & Tucson Blvd.) Privacy assured Se habla espanol Hours 8AM-6PM Please call or text 520-358-7310 YOUR MASSAGE 23 Years Experience This is your massage, for your body, Any deep relaxation or release begins with your comfort and ease David Val Belch, LMT 520-591-8780 davidvalbelch.vpweb.com
TRANSFORMATIONAL BODYWORK Relaxing massage
and breathwork for body and soul. Private studio, always a comfortable environment. LYNN 520-954-0909
Willie Bell’s Yard Service Tree trimming,Cactus removal,Yard clean up, hauling. 39 years experience Free estimates 10% off 520-882-9160 520-870-5659
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Devoted, secure couple/hearts filled with love, longs to adopt your baby. Doug and Scott 877-887-5034 expenses paid.
Healthy Living/ Fitness
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Do I feel guilty or ashamed about my sexual behavior? Sex Addicts Anonymous (SAA) is a fellowship of men & women who share their experience, strength & hope to abstain from their addictive sexual behaviors. For info and meetings: www.SAA-recovery.org Or call 1-800-477-8191 or 520-745-0775. BODY RUB Man to man. Indulge yourself! Relax with discreet full body energy work. Privacy assured. Suggested donation, $55/hr. or $35 1/2/hr. 270-4925
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Lay back and enjoy a deep tissue rub down by Jasmine. Lowest rates in town. 5th and Swan area 24 hours 520-443-2860
Network Ads 490
New Panera - Oro Valley Panera Bread is adding a new location on N Oracle in Oro Valley and hiring 60 EMPLOYEES NOW! All Shifts, FT and PT. If you are friendly and have a desire to serve others, apply online at www.panerabread.jobs Select the Oro Valley location.EOE
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DIRECTV starting at $24.95/mo. Free 3-Months of HBO, starz, SHOWTIME & CINEMAX. FREE RECEIVER Upgrade! 2014 NFL Sunday Ticket Included with Select Packages. Some exclusions apply - Call for details 1-800-413-9630 (AzCAN) DISH TV Retailer. Starting at $19.99/month (for 12 mos.) & High Speed Internet starting at $14.95/month (where available.) SAVE! Ask About SAME DAY Installation! CALL Now! 1-800-318-1693. (AzCAN) AVON- Earn extra income with a new career! Sell from home, work,, online. $15 startup. For information call: 888-423-1792 (M-F 9-7 & Sat 9-1 Central) (Classified Ave)
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Network Ads defined: We work closely with two different Ad Networks. You can contact this newspaper for information on placing your ad in one of these networks. Call 520-797-4384 ask for Classifieds Arizona Newspapers Association (ANA) - “AzCan” Classified Advertising Network. Placing your ad in the network gets you the best statewide coverage for the best price, whether you’re placing a small display ad or a classified ad. Suburban Newspaper Association (SNA) “Classified Avenue” Classified Avenue allows advertisers to market their products and services to over 7 million households served by over 600 Local Media Association -member suburban newspapers around North America. Classified Avenue's one-order/one-invoice/multi-newspaper placement service is the most convenient and cost-effective way for advertisers to market their products or services. National Advertising Network (NANI) “NANI” NANI reaches over 17 million homes across the United States allowing you to broadcast your message all over the country with only one insertion order.
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Miscellaneous For Sale 750
Miscellaneous For Sale 750
4.3 Cubic Ft. Chest Type Freezer. Works Great! $150.00. 2 HP Campbell Hausfeld Tank Type Air Compressor w/ Extras such as Portable Air Tank, 3/8" Ratchet Wrench, ½" Impact Wrench, Air Valve and Hose $125.00 Call 520-219-1143
STEEL BUILDINGS Great Savings – Fast Response Built-to-Suit Many Sizes Available Sierra Steel Fabricators 520-792-0151
Bruno 3-wheel Scooter Cub-35, Yellow, with almost new Batteries. (7-29-2013). Also a Bruno VSL 600 Curb-Sider Lift for a Van or SUV. Works great and installs easy. All for $2,000.00. Call 520-219-1143
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Pets and Pet Services
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FULL CARE HORSE BOARDING with lighted arena. RIVER ROAD & LA CHOLLA. CALL 520-887-4386. Take A Vacation From stress with therapeutic massage to relax your body , calm your mind and s o o t h e y o u r spirit-Serina, CMT 520-615-6139
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