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13TH ANNUAL

Tucson Reptile & Amphibian SHOW & SALE

October 4-5, 2014

Wednesday - Saturday from 4pm to 9pm

> Upcoming Music Calendar < Thursday, September 25th............... Louise Le Hir

Sat 9:30am-5:30pm • Sun 10am-4pm

Friday, September 26th....................... Aztral Folk

Tucson Expo Center

Thursday, October 2nd ...................Hank Topless

3750 E. Irvington

Between Palo Verde & Alvernon See map on website (2 blocks from Holidome) • 50,000 sq.ft. of displays of native & exotic reptile fauna from around the globe. More than the San Diego Zoo! • Sale of captive bred snakes, lizards, frogs, tortoises, turtles, bugs & feeders • Cages. supplies, reptile related art, jewelry, clothing, books. • Meet & buy direct from Top Breeders & enthusiasts from coast to coast • Reptile photography workshop, both afternoons • FUN FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY! Adults $7, Kids 6-12 $3, 5 and under FREE

Do NOT bring your own animals! Free Parking For more information go to

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Saturday, September 27th ....The Infinite Mercies Friday, October 3rd .....The Determined Luddites Saturday, October 4th..............Mustang Corners

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