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1ST ANNUAL THANKSGIVING “FEED AND FEAST WITH THE STREETS” ON GRANT RD Montie’s Tattoo Mania. 250 W. Grant Road. 477-8282. We have a food drive going with 6 of our local business to put together a most Fabulous Thanksgiving dinner this year, to those in need in our neighborhood. So many will go without. Looking to make a change, then please help us fill some bellies. Everyone is welcome. Wed., Oct. 22, 12 a.m. and Thu., Nov. 20-12 p.m., Free. montiestattoomania@gmail.com EDIBLE SHADE MESQUITE PANCAKE BREAKFAST Watershed Management Group. 1137 N. Dodge Blvd. 396-3266. Join WMG for a fun-filled morning in celebration of the delicious shade of mesquite, pomegranate, olive, and other edible Southwestern trees. Enjoy live music, an artisan market, and educational presentations at WMG’s Living Lab and Learning Center. And come hungry for a tasty Tucson tradition with the Mesquite Pancake Breakfast. Sun., Nov. 23, 9 a.m.-12 p.m., Free. https://www.facebook.com/ events/383002295186379/ sthomas@watershedmg.org FESTIVAL OF TREES Tucson Scottish Rite Cathedral. 160 S. Scott Ave. 6228364. Make-A-Wish® Arizona, GAP Ministries and Ronald McDonald House Charities® are collaborating for a magical holiday event that raises funds for the needs of Tucson children in serious situations. Festival of Trees includes a Festival Mingle and auction night as well as family fun days. Wed., Nov. 19, 5-8 p.m., Thu., Nov. 20, 5:30-9 p.m., Fri., Nov. 21, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. and Sat., Nov. 22, 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Price varies by event.. 877-8077. http://festivaloftreestucson.com info@festivaloftreestucson.com HELP US TEST THE SEE ME SMOKE-FREE MOBILE PHONE APP University of Arizona. No Address As part of this University of Arizona research study, you will:-Need to be female and use an Android phone.-Use the app and complete a brief survey (takes approx. 2 hrs).-Be compensated for your participation.Your information will be kept completely confidential. Mondays-Fridays. Continues through Nov. 28, Free. 626-4188. https:// www.facebook.com/ImageryAppStudy perlanah@email. arizona.edu HOT YOGA TUCSON GRAND OPENING Hot Yoga Tucson. 6536 E. Tanque Verde Rd. #160 721-5269. Join us for the grand opening of Hot Yoga Tucson! We will be hosting an open house on November 22, 2014 from 11:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m. Please join us to visit the studio, enter into drawings, and enjoy free food and drinks! Sat., Nov. 22, 11 a.m.-3 p.m., Free. http://www.hotyogatucson.com hotyogatucsonaz@gmail. com A LITTLE BIT OF THIS AND THAT HOLIDAY SALES EXTRAVAGANZA

Bedroxx. 4385 W. Ina Road. 744-7655. A Little Bit of This and That is back and better than ever! With over 30 vendors there is something for everyone on your holiday shopping list!From 3 PM to 6 PM we’ll be in the Quarry ready to help you find A Little Bit of This and That! Sun., Nov. 23, 3-6 p.m., Free. camanncavangh@ gmail.com LOOP RAWLINS- WILD WEST TRICK ROPER Trail Dust Town. 6541 E. Tanque Verde Road. 2964551. Trail Dust Town welcomes Loop Rawlins for his first TDT shows since having been featured on NBC’s America’s Got Talent. Loop Rawlins is one of the most versatile Western Performers in the world today. His Act of Trick Roping, Whip Cracking, & Gun Spinning has thrilled thousands of Audiences. Sat., Nov. 22, 6:30-7 and 7:30-8 p.m. and Sat., Dec. 20, 6:30-7 and 7:30-8 p.m., free. http://traildusttown.com info@traildusttown. com SWEET CHARITY DESSERT CHALLENGE Loews Ventana Canyon Resort Kiva Ballroom. 7000 N. Resort Drive. 529-7936. Culinary arts will be whisked into each layer of the event. Students from the Art Institute of Tucson will create and display their best sweets to compete with the city’s top chefs. The silent auction will bring zest with restaurant gift certificates, baking packages and more. Fri., Nov. 21, 6-8 p.m., 35.00/each. 797-3959 x 0. http://saaca.org/Sweet_ Charity.php lauren@saaca.org UPS ROAD CODE CHALLENGE Boys and Girls Club Holmes Tuttle Clubhouse. Pueblo Gardens Park 622-0694. The UPS Road Code Challenge is free teen safe driving event. At the event, teens will have the opportunity to test their skills on driving simulators, participate in a UPS Road Code obstacle course, play a driving-themed charades game and sign a petition to pledge safety behind the wheel. Thu., Nov. 20, 5-7 p.m., Free. http://www.bgca.org/ roadcode

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“WILL INK FOR FOOD” FOOD DRIVE Ancient Art Tattoo. 2108 S Alvernon 747-3340. Ancient Art Tattoo in Tucson is planning a food drive to benefit the Community Food Bank of Southern Arizona and we are hoping to get the word out. Sat., Nov. 22, 11 a.m.-6 p.m., 1 can of food = $2 toward price of $80 tattoos. 981-8214. jodi@precisiontattoo.com LABORATORY OF TREE-RING RESEARCH FALL 2014 SATURDAY LECTURE SERIES The UA Laboratory of Tree-Ring Research. The Bannister Building, 1215 E. Lowell St. 621-1608. The UA Laboratory of Tree-Ring Research invites you to learn about dendrochronology and lab volunteer opportunities by joining us for our Fall 2014 Saturday Lecture Series. Those interested in becoming docents are welcome to attend the training meeting held after each researcher lecture. Visit http://ltrr.arizona.edu/ docents to RSVP and learn more. Sat., Sept. 27, 10 a.m.-12 p.m., Sat., Oct. 25, 10 a.m.-12 p.m. and Sat., Nov. 22, 10 a.m.-12 p.m., FREE. 621-0984. http://ltrr. arizona.edu/docents pamela@email.arizona.edu

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sentation will be a guided telescope viewing of the fall sky. Children’s crafts will also be offered. Thu., Nov. 20, 6-8 p.m., Free. BILINGUAL STORYTIME Quincie Douglas Branch Library. 1585 E. 36th St. 5945335. Se presenta en español y en inglés. Es una experiencia excelente en los dos idiomas para niños bilingues y monolingues. Presented in Spanish and English, bilingual storytime is a learning experience for bilingual and monolingual children. Wednesdays, 11 a.m., free. CALL OF DUTY ADVANCED WARFARE TOURNAMENT Katana Games. 5420 E. Broadway Blvd. No. 254. 9086648. Find out who has the best two person team in Call of Duty latest game Advanced Warfare. 2 V 2 double elimination. Sat., Nov. 22, 12-9 p.m., $10. https:// www.facebook.com/events/800710519952059/ jason@ katanagames.net DROP IN SATURDAY GLASS CLASSES Glass Illusions Studio. 8892 E. Tanque Verde Road. 296-5752. Drop in Saturday Glass ClassesDrop in on Saturdays and take a beginning fused glass class for half off the regular price. Classes include: glass, use of tools and kiln firing. You can make a plate,vase,votive or jewelry. For ages 9 and up Saturdays, 11 a.m.-3 p.m., $15. to $45.. glassart4u@aol.com EL TOUR Children’s Museum Tucson. 200 S. Sixth Ave. 7929985. Cheer on the riders as they end at the Children’s Museum Tucson!Admission will free for everyone in the family! Come experience the excitement of our handson exhibits and programming. The young and young at heart can play together in the place where imagination and learning connect! Sat., Nov. 22, 9 a.m.-5 p.m., Free. http://www.childrensmuseumtucson.org Daniela@ ChildrensMuseumTucson.org FAMILY DAY UA Poetry Center. 1508 E. Helen St. 626-3765. Youth and parents are invited to play with language in this series of hour long creative writing workshops for four different age groups. Workshops run from 10 a.m. to 11 a.m. followed by breakfast snacks and an inviting performance by local musicians from 11 a.m. to 12 p.m. Sat., Sept. 20, 10 a.m.-12 p.m., Sat., Oct. 25, 10 a.m.-12 p.m. and Sat., Nov. 22, 10 a.m.-12 p.m., Free. 520 626 3765. http://poetry.arizona.edu/newsevent/2014/09/family-days poetry@email.arizona.edu FAMILY GAME NIGHT Salvation Army Amphi Corps & Youth Center. 218 E. Prince Road. 888-1299. Come join a fun-filled night of games, food and friendships. Dinner is served at 5:30pm with games to follow. Games include basketball, card games, board games and bingo. Please call to let us know if you are coming and we will make sure there is enough food for all. Fourth Sunday of every month, 5:30 p.m., FREE. Ebeneza Delgado/SW/USW/ SArmy, GLOW FESTIVAL Highland Free School. 510 S. Highland Ave. 6230104. Please join us for a night of free family fun featuring glow-themed activities for the family Highland is a non-profit elementary school that provides Tucson students with a unique academic environment. Our school features an individualized and hands-on curriculum, made possible by an extremely low teacher to student ratio. Sat., Nov. 22, 6-8 p.m., Free. https://www.facebook.com/events/722088057887397/ highlandfree@ gmail.com INTRODUCTORY DRUM COURSE IN A GROUP CLASS SETTING AGES 10 - 99 The Drum and Drummer School of Percussion. 210 S. Plumer Ave. 396-3663. This fun and educational

8week course gives the student basic building blocks to start on their journey of becoming a drummer. Students will start developing basic coordination, learn to read and count drum music, as well as play to a couple songs! 10 students Max, 4 Minimum or class cancelled. Saturdays, 1-2 p.m. Continues through Jan. 17, $96 $137. http://www.thedrumanddrummer.com thedrumanddrummer@gmail.com OUTDOOR FAMILY DAY: POTTERY OF THE SOUTHWEST Pima County Agua Caliente Park. 12325 E. Roger Road. 877-6000. Learn about the materials and techniques used by people throughout history to create and decorate pottery. Use some of these same techniques to make simple pots in the style of ancient pottery found in the Southwest. Families with children ages 5-12. Free, donations accepted. Reservations required. Sat., Nov. 22, 10 a.m.-12 p.m., free. 615-7855. http:// ww.pima.gov/nrpr eeducation@pima.gov PRESCHOOL STORYTIME Eckstrom-Columbus Branch Library. 4350 E. 22nd St. 594-5285. Stories, songs, dancing and crafts. Designed for 3- to 5-year-olds and their parents or caregivers. Stories are longer than the Toddler Storytime and the activities are more complex. Preschool Storytime is 30 to 45 minutes long. Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. Continues through Feb. 26, Free. STORY TIME Bookmans. 1930 E. Grant Road. 325-5767. Kids can enjoy snacks, crafts, and story-telling fun. Meet in the community room, located in the Kids Corner. Thursdays, 10-11 a.m., Free. http://bookmans.com/events/storytime-2014-06-06/ grantevents@bookmans.com TUESDAY NIGHT FIGHTS Katana Games. 5420 E. Broadway Blvd. No. 254. 9086648. All fighting games are $5 from 5-cl. Tuesdays, 5-9 p.m., $5. jason@katanagames.net WALKATHON TO BENEFIT THE AVIELLE FOUNDATION McCormick Park. 2950 N. Columbus Blvd. Food truck, storytellers, Child Safe, martial art demonstration from BB4Life and Slim Shop Marital Arts, The Puppet Lady Ms. Rose, free waters and Eegees, face paint, aviellefoundation.org Fourth Sunday of every month, 3:305:30 p.m. Continues through Dec. 21, Donation to the Avielle Foundation of $5 or more. 850-5089. kjrmjr@ gmail.com or jeremy.richman @aviellefoundation.org WINNIE THE POOH KIDS Live Theatre Workshop. 5317 E. Speedway Blvd. 3274242. DISNEY’S WINNIE THE POOH KIDS is presented through special arrangement with Music Theatre International (MTI). All authorized performance materials are also supplied by MTI. 421 West 54thStreet, New York, NY 10019 Phone: (212) 541-4684 Fax: (212) 397-4684 www.MTIShows.com Sat., Nov. 15, 11 a.m.-12 p.m. and Sun., Nov. 23, 11 a.m.-12 p.m., $5. Livetheatreworkshop@gmail.com

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TENTH ANNIVERSARY DAY-AFTER-THANKSGIVING GREASE COLLECTION EVENT FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 28 9AM – 1 PM

GREASE POURED DOWN DRAINS CAN CLOG SEWERS AND CAUSE SEWAGE OVERFLOWS...

INSTEAD, JUST POUR IT INTO A CONTAINER AND TOSS IT IN THE TRASH OR RECYCLE IT

FIND YOUR CLOSEST LOCATION: EAST O’Rielly Chevrolet 6160 E. Broadway Boulevard MIDTOWN City Council Ward 3 Office 1510 E. Grant Road NORTHWEST Pima Vocational High School 5025 W. Ina Road SOUTH City of Tucson Water Plant #2 1102 W. Irvington Road SAHUARITA TOWN HALL COMPLEX 375 W. Sahuarita Center Way THE COLLECTED GREASE WILL BE RECYCLED INTO BIODIESEL - A CLEANER BURNING FUEL THAT CAN REDUCE OUR DEPENDENCE ON CRUDE OIL.

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Are You A Current Smoker? The University of Arizona Cancer Center seeks chronic cigarette smokers to participate in a clinical study to evaluate whether aspirin could be useful in the prevention of lung cancer. Qualified participants will receive study drug and study evaluation at no cost and will be compensated for their participation. The study is sponsored by the National Cancer Institute.

For more information, please call (520) 321-7798 or email UACC-CPRE@email.arizona.edu An Institutional Review Board responsible for human subjects research at The University of Arizona reviewed this research project and found it to be acceptable, according to applicable state and federal regulations and University policies designed to protect the rights and welfare of participants in research.

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BUSINESS DEVELOPMENT SPECIALIST NEEDED TUCSON LOCAL MEDIA - Publisher of the Explorer News, Desert Times, Foothills News, Marana News, Tucson Weekly, Inside Tucson and tucsonlocalmedia.com – is looking for highly motivated selfstarting individual to develop new business for its print and digital products to local businesses. Top candidates for the position Business Development Specialist will contact local business owners to identify their needs to make their business more successful, be able to develop new business while building strong relationships with local business owners. We offer a competitive salary plus commission, full benefits including medical, dental and vision, 401(k) savings plan, paid holidays and PTO (Personal Time Off) If you are looking for a career in print and digital media with unlimited growth potential and thrive in a fast paced work environment – Come Meet Our Team! If you are interested in this position please send Cover Letter and Resume: jobs@azlocalmedia.com

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Tucson Psychiatry Practice Integrating Psychotherapy, Mindfulness and Medication Management

One Psychiatry NOW ACCEPTING • Depression • Bipolar Disorder • Self Esteem • ADHD • OCD

NEW PATIENTS! • Relationship Issues • Anxiety • Trauma & PTSD • Psychosis

For appointment information visit www.onepsychiatry.com

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One Day Only! TRUNK SHOW Tuesday, Dec. 9, 2014 10am – 6pm Explore the newest trendsetting looks and discover the Legend of Le Vian®, a bejeweled saga that spans from ancient royalty to today’s Red Carpet

230 East Wetmore Road (520) 622-7532 www.McGuiresJewelers.com

Proudly Serving Tucson for 3 Generations

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Tucson’s favorite breakfast spot since 1982

Millie’s

Pancake Haus Homemade Fresh Breakfast and Lunch Specials

Now Serving Imported Beers, Bloody Marys & Mimosas! Beginning December 4 Open For Dinner 5pm-9pm Thurs, Fri & Sat Only

10% OFF 20% OFF Your Breakfast Bill One coupon per table. Expires 12/31/14.

Your Dinner Bill • Belgian Waffles • Swedish Pancakes One coupon per table. Expires 12/31/14. • German Apple Pancakes Tues-Sun 6:30am-2pm • Bohemian Pancakes 6530 E. Tanque Verde • 520.298.4250 • Russian Blintzes • French Crepes milliespancakehaus.com

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Expert instruction in Hitting, Pitching, Infield & Outfield play, Catching, Sliding, Bunting, Base Running and Throwing throughout Camp. Develop & refine softball skills working with U of A Coaching Staff, U of A Players & some of best clinicians in the country.

Held this year at Mike Jacobs Sports Park Go to www.candrea.com or 520-299-1613 for more information & REGISTRATION.

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New Healthy Seasonal Specials Organic & Locally Grown, GMO Free Serving Great Dishes Since 1992 New Arrivals at our Imports Boutique • Lunch Wed thru Sat 11:30am - 2:30pm • Dinner Tues thru Sat 5:00pm - 9:00pm • Sunday Brunch 11:00am - 2:30pm

711 E. Blacklidge Dr. E. of 1st Ave., 2 Blocks S. of Ft. Lowell 520-792-0630 • www.GovindasOfTucson.com

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35. ./6 LIVE MUSIC 3RD BASE SPORTS BAR AND GRILL Bob Kay, the Singing Drumming DJ, plays oldies but goodies 4pm- 6pm. ARMITAGE WINE LOUNGE AND CAFE Jillian Besset 7pm- 9pm, free. LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR Mik & the Funky Brunch All-ages, pup and kid friendly. 12pm- 3pm, free. MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFÉ Swingset Connie Brannock & Co. do a jazzier version of their funk & blues. 6pm- 9pm, no cover. PASTICHE MODERN EATERY Jazz Night Please join us for the Pete Swan Quintet, featuring Angelo Versace, Matt Mitchell, Max Goldschmid and Scott Black 6:30pm- 9pm, no charge (except for specific show TBD). RIALTO THEATRE California Guitar Trio and Montreal Guitare Trio With a whirlwind of instrumental styles fusing classical, rock, blues, jazz, world music, progressive, as well as the quintessential California musical genre surf music, the California Guitar Trio’s stunning virtuosity and sly sense of humor have earned them an enthusiastic following. 7pm, $25-$34. SABINE’S CAFE PASSE The Banks of the Ship Canal, Songs of Cyril Barrett CD Release & Listening Party Local singer/songwriter Cyril Barrett left us September 1st. An 18-song compilation of his music covered by his musician friends & collaborators is being released on Heathen Call records. These limited edition cds are $20 each with 75% of proceeds going to No More Deaths. 6pm- 8pm, Free. SAGE BRUSH CANTINA Live music TAP & BOTTLE Hey, Bucko An instrumental trio paying homage to the desert, melding spaghetti western soundtrack, blues, and folk. 12pm- 2pm, Free.

-/. ./6 LIVE MUSIC BOONDOCKS LOUNGE Bryan Dean Trio 6pm, free. ELLIOTT’S ON CONGRESS Jazz Guild Jam 9pm, free.

45% ./6 LIVE MUSIC ARMITAGE WINE LOUNGE AND CAFE Naim Amor 7pm- 9pm, free. MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFÉ Eric Schaffer, Ed Delucia, Jaye Parks & Tony Martin Original and classic Americana 6pm- 9pm, no cover. RIALTO THEATRE 3BALLMTY 3BALLMTY (pronounced: Tribal Monterrey), a collective that with its unique “tribal guarachaâ€?, revolutionized the Latin music scene, in Mexico, the U.S. & Europe. 3BALLMTY has managed to break cultural barriers, paradigms & genres; in a short time, they have become the most authentic representatives of the “Tribal Generationâ€?. 7pm, $22. SAGE BRUSH CANTINA Jam With Darren G 8pm-12am, free. SKY BAR Jazz Telephone Jazz Night 8pm-10pm, Free. SKY BAR Tom Walbank 10pm, Free. UNPLUGGED TUCSON The Ladies of jazz This fall at Unplugged, the best female vocalists in the OP in an intimate & thoughtful setting. Jam session after our guest performs. Tuesdays are back for Jazz! Come dig this new scene! Celebrate the sounds of our greatest lady vocalists! 8pm-11pm, FREE.

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