Which Artist Should You Quarantine With? What type of mask is your go-to?
A. Homemade mask with funky patterns B. Gently-used blue surgical mask C. Lana Del Rey style mesh mask D. Double masking, blue surgical mask + black cloth
What has your diet looked like?
A. Trying out new recipes with veggies from your home garden B. Gas station snacks and postmates C. Eating with friends in Davis Square D. Intense meal prep and planning
Your dating life during the pandemic? A. Used ths time to journal and self-reflect B. Sexting randos from your dating app of choice C. These “new rules” don’t apply to you D.Reaching out to an ex looking for “closure”
How have you been handling online learning?
A. Taking the semester off for your mental health B. Watching your 20 lectures the night before the exam C. Paying some nerd to do your psets while you and 20 close friends weekend in Cape Cod D. 1000 word discussion board posts
Your quarantine wardrobe?
A. B. Skeleton Onesie C. Whatever looks best for the insta D. Business casual top, sweatpants bottom
How do you listen to your music?
A. On a Walkman B. With a Crosley record player from Urban Outfitters C. With AirPods (Pro) only D. Apple Music
Mostly A’s:
Mostly B’s:
Mostly C’s:
Mostly D’s:
You and Fiona’s lives haven’t changed all that much during the pandemic. You would spend most days chilling with dogs, cultivating your hobbies, only emerging to release the most critically acclaimed body of work in recent memory.
You and Phoebe would have lots in common in quarantine. From smoking weed in your childhood bedroom to falling down internet rabbitholes, you’ve decided to become one with yourself (and the internet) during these trying times.
You and Dua Lipa are maybe less COVID safe than you should be, but hey, you’re having fun! Between hanging with the Hadids and clubbing in Belize, being a mega pop star during a pandemic is easier than you thought.
You and Taylor spent the last year hiding out in the woods, communing with nature, and hanging with Jack Antonoff. Your days consist of writing piano ballads, frolicking in vintage clothing, and playing with your cat. Two surprise albums later, isolation really paid off for you.
Fiona Apple
Phoebe Bridgers
Dua Lipa
Taylor Swift
