SUMMER ORIENTATION ISSUE Thursday, may 30, 2013
University of Arkansas Student-Run Newspaper Since 1906
Vol. 107, no. 122
Graphic Illustration by Shelby Gill
PronunciUAciation Guide •Pronunciations and Definitions•
EXPECTATION vs. REALITY All A’s + no studying
All studying + some A’s
Arsaga’s (coffee shop): arr-say-guhs
Living on campus= early to class
Living on campus= oversleeping, late for class
Au Bon Pain (Union restaurant): oh-bawn-pan
Buffet lines!
Freshman 15
Baum (baseball stadium): bomb
A date every Friday night
Netflix every night
Bielema (UA football coach): bee-lem-uh
No rules
UAPD
No class until noon
Class at 8 a.m.
Club Mullins: the library
Sleep all day, party all night
Party all night, class at 8 a.m.
Eliminator (hill from Pomfret): ee-lim-in-ator
“I can skip any class I want”
“Wait... What was due?”
Scary professors who hate everything you turn in
Professor dances to “Jump Around”
Starbucks always at your fingertips
Waiting 25 minutes for a latte
Unlimited flex dollars
Used up by October
Spend money on new “college” clothes
Spend money on Chik-Fil-A
Brough (cafeteria): bruff
HPER (student gym): hi-per (hyper) Lanyards: total fresh move Orgo: Organic chemistry RAZalert (emergency alerts): raise-uh-lert Sequoyah (mountain): seh-coy-ya Study: study (no, seriously – do it)
Look great for class
Leggings everywhere
KEEP READING FOR MORE STORIES ON UNIVERSITY LIFE •News: 2A •Opinion: 4A •Companion: 1B •Sports: 5B