May 30, 2013

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SUMMER ORIENTATION ISSUE Thursday, may 30, 2013

University of Arkansas Student-Run Newspaper Since 1906

Vol. 107, no. 122

Graphic Illustration by Shelby Gill

PronunciUAciation Guide •Pronunciations and Definitions•

EXPECTATION vs. REALITY All A’s + no studying

All studying + some A’s

Arsaga’s (coffee shop): arr-say-guhs

Living on campus= early to class

Living on campus= oversleeping, late for class

Au Bon Pain (Union restaurant): oh-bawn-pan

Buffet lines!

Freshman 15

Baum (baseball stadium): bomb

A date every Friday night

Netflix every night

Bielema (UA football coach): bee-lem-uh

No rules

UAPD

No class until noon

Class at 8 a.m.

Club Mullins: the library

Sleep all day, party all night

Party all night, class at 8 a.m.

Eliminator (hill from Pomfret): ee-lim-in-ator

“I can skip any class I want”

“Wait... What was due?”

Scary professors who hate everything you turn in

Professor dances to “Jump Around”

Starbucks always at your fingertips

Waiting 25 minutes for a latte

Unlimited flex dollars

Used up by October

Spend money on new “college” clothes

Spend money on Chik-Fil-A

Brough (cafeteria): bruff

HPER (student gym): hi-per (hyper) Lanyards: total fresh move Orgo: Organic chemistry RAZalert (emergency alerts): raise-uh-lert Sequoyah (mountain): seh-coy-ya Study: study (no, seriously – do it)

Look great for class

Leggings everywhere

KEEP READING FOR MORE STORIES ON UNIVERSITY LIFE •News: 2A •Opinion: 4A •Companion: 1B •Sports: 5B


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