What happens to a man when he goes too far? What happens to a man that wakes up one morning, and out steezes himself? Walking down a SoHo street. Filling up SD cards. Crashing servers. Like usual. Caught my reflection in the lens of a DSLR. Saw the face of God. He said one word. “Crispy.” The next twenty seasons flashed before my eyes. Needed time to think. The world wasn’t ready for it. Had to get away from it all. Back to nature. Iced out on Walden Pond. Henry David Theezy in Red Wings. Thornproof Wax Dressing in my stache. Burnt orange chinos. Taped seams. Making Mother Nature want to start a Tumblr. Too much style for one man. Brought my girl along just to wear my second kit. Steez Double. I let her do the long shots. Coming back to civilization in two years. The Menswear Messiah. So many followers. All dyed-in-the-Woolrich Woolly Mills.