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I know what you watched last summer ............ Today’s greatest music enigma: Lewis and L’Amour ................

Walking on cars interview........... Daithi: A new chapter .............. A Hitchhiker’s guide to cork arts ...................

Destined to succeed........... Alphabetical apparel.................

Editor’s Letter Feelin’ Fresh

Diverged

The Simpsons Guy– Eoghan A near 5-minute trailer has been released for the upcoming Family Guy episode ‘The Simpsons Guy’, in which the Griffin family find themselves lost in Springfield and wind up running into a certain yellow family... Online reaction to the trailer has been a mixed affair so far, with many seeing it as a last-ditch act of desperation on the part of both shows to win back declining audiences.

It airs in the States on 28 September and in Ireland a few months later; but I’m sure Irish viewers will find some way (*cough* internet *cough*) to see it

before then... And hopefully nobody will be shouting “Boo-urns” at their screen!

Electric Picnic – Robbie

Claire Fox Verge Editor

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ne thing’s for sure – being a Fresher isn’t easy; but nothing worthwhile is ever easy, is it?

I never looked back. Nothing is going to happen if you stay in and watch TV, so my advice is to get out and make something happen!

One minute you’re a smarmy sixth year, ruling the roost at your secondary school, the next you’re a first year in college, wanting your mammy to make you one of her special stews instead of having to suffer through another stringy stir-fry. There’s not enough room in your student accommodation to stand, not to mention having to cook a full blown meal for one!

Even if you’re not sojourning in student accommodation, or if you are a mature student, the transition to university life isn’t always a smooth ride. Okay your mother might still be making you her signature stews but some evenings, after a tiresome day trudging from lecture to lecture, you have little energy to talk at the dinner table and want nothing more to have a good lie in!

I’ll never forget my first night in student accommodation. Sitting alone in my empty room, I felt lost and lonely for the first time in my life. Jovial screams and laughter rang from my neighbour’s rooms; everyone seemed to be having a ball except me.

Once you’ve got over the initial teething problems that being a Fresher can bring, it really is a fantastic experience. But be warned, the year flies! Unlike at school where you’re marking down the days until your next mid-term break, the college weeks are too few to wish away!

So my advice is to join every society, make friends at every corner and most of all live your college experience to the very fullest!

Luckily a phone call from a long lost friend begging me to join in the fun got me out of that unknown room and

Editorial Team Contributors Verge Editor: Claire Fox

Rachel Goggin

Film & TV: Eoghan Scott

Daniel William Sheehan

Music Editor: Robbie Byrne

Louise Clancy

Arts & Lit Editor: Molly Forsythe

Conor Shearman

Gaming Editor: Steve Barry

Cathal Dennehy

Fashion Editor: Nicole Clinton Design: Kevin Hosford

Eoghan Lyng

With Electric Picnic only moments away, those lucky enough to be clutching a ticket would do the event an injustice by sticking to the main stage. Last year I unwittingly came across Hozier playing to an audience of less than 50, so you never know what future star you’ll discover! See what non-music events the festival has to offer, the walk-through comedy wedding is always a highlight.

But most importantly of all, stay safe.

I’m in no position to tell people what they should and shouldn’t take, but a drug related death at the festival last year should be sufficient warning to stay safe at this year’s festival.

Culture Gabfest – Molly Slate magazine’s Culture Gabfest podcast would definitely be my find of the summer. This weekly podcast is comprised of 40 minutes of intelligent, insightful discussion of anything that comes under the vast umbrella of culture, both high and low, including literature, movies, music, articles, television, blogs, etc. Each episode is broken into four or

flOw – Steve

Need a relaxing game to wash away your worries about the upcoming semester?

Why not try flOw, a lightweight and incredibly calming game that you can find online as a Flash game or on your own PlayStation platform? Released all the way back in 2006, it has since gained critical acclaim and was even nominated

five topics which a team of Slate writers from various backgrounds review.

These reviews often serve as jumpingoff points which lead into more general questions and fascinating debate about culture today.

for a BAFTA. With simple and accessible gameplay, and a soothing soundtrack and visual style, flOw is perfect to let you forget about your troubles for at least a little while. Plus it’s free online, so that money that your parents gave you is still there for you to pretend to spend on textbooks!

The Director - Nicole The Director is a documentary film following Frida Giannini, the creative director of Gucci. Produced by James Franco, the gloriously stylish film made it into the official selection of the Tribeca Film Festival. The classy cinematography portrays the planning of a fashion show like the creation of a masterful piece of art. Giannini is presented like a film or theatre director, overseeing the materialisation of her vision onto the catwalk and instructing the models on what they have to embody and project when they walk in her clothes. For a fashion enthusiast, it’s uplifting to see

the industry treated as the prestigious craft that it rarely gets the recognition for being.

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FILM & TV

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I know what you watched last summer!

As September looms menacingly upon us and summer comes to an end, some of our contributors have a pick of their personal film and television highlights of the summer...

Fargo

Boyhood

Eoghan Scott

Daniel William Sheehan

Although I was full of trepidation when gearing up to watch the recent ten-part TV adaptation of the Coen Brothers’ blackly comic, 1996 masterpiece Fargo, the fact that the Coen Brothers themselves had agreed to sign on as Executive Producers lent some credibility to the project; but the quality of the cast alone was reason enough to tune in...​ Featuring excellent performances from Billy Bob Thornton, newcomer Alison Tolman, Colin Hanks, Keith Carradine and a career-best Martin Freeman (sorry Sherlock fans!), Fargo surprised me by being one of the richest, most involving, and intricately crafted series I’ve seen in years. Retaining the juxtaposition of pitch-black humour with smalltown sweetness found in the original film, the TV series went down its own distinct path storyline-wise (with a few winks here and there to the original film) and had me on the edge of my seat throughout. So is it worth checking out? The film I was looking forward to the You betcha! most this year was the adaptation of John Greene’s brilliant best-selling novel, The Fault in Our Stars. The film tells the story of thyroid cancer sufferer Hazel (Shailene Woodley) who is forced to attend a cancer support group by her parents. At the group, she meets and falls for Augustus Waters (Ansel Elgort), Whether it was the grainy sounds of a boy who lost his leg to cancer. Hazel the 1930’s ‘new’ jazz or the almost love and Augustus grow close, bonding over story which intrigued me, Jimmy’s similar illness experiences. As they Hall was certainly my film highlight of attempt to find out what happened summer 2014. Set in post-independence to Hazel’s favourite author, Peter van Leitrim, it is a tale full of drama, music, Houten, they eventually develop an activism and, of course, the Catholic undying love for each other. I found Church. Although there are moments it to be a unique film with the right of seriously amateur acting, it simply mix of humour and heartbreak. It is adds to the frank and truly Irish perfectly cast and well-acted, especially storyline. 1930s Ireland was not a place from the two leads. The film possesses of self-expression; it was a hard-line, an unforgettable soundtrack featuring conservative time where terror reigned Kodaline and M83. The ending made through religious intimidation. Political me an emotional mess, which I have not buzz words such as ‘fascist’ and ‘socialist’ experienced since The Prince of Egypt. are thrown around the script quite a lot.

However, the sense of community and the passion for the arts is the focus of Jimmy’s Hall rather than political ties and consequences (as in director Ken Loach’s previous film, The Wind That Shakes the Barley). If you’re looking for an inspirational movie with an Irish twist then Jimmy’s Hall is for you.

While the immense quality of shows like Orange is the New Black, as well as films like The Lego Movie and Under the Skin, have made my decision difficult, in the end there was only one choice for my highlight in film and TV. Boyhood, directed by Richard Linklater, tells the story of Mason as he goes through his child and teen years, focusing on his relationships with his family along with the regular trials we all face growing up.

Filmed over the last 12 years, Boyhood tells a story that is epic in its scale, yet incredibly real and intimate at the same time. For anyone born in the early to mid-90s, this is a film that needs to be seen. It’s like travelling through time in a way no other movie can offer – a truly unique experience. Boyhood proves that there is still originality in filmmaking and is undoubtedly my highlight for the year so far.

The Fault in Our Stars Louise Clancy

Jimmy’s Hall

most importantly, intelligent films. It’s a tough choice to make, but I think my top pick of the year would be Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. Having built upon the strong foundations laid by 2011’s Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Dawn improves almost every element, from the characterisation to the action set-pieces.

The film’s unique selling point comes in the form of absolutely astounding visual effects by Weta Digital. In what is probably one of the most impressive marriages of real life and CGI to date, this allows Andy Serkis’ Caesar to once again dominate the screen during every scene he’s in. Definitely worth a watch if you’re looking for a summer blockbuster with smarts as well as stunning visuals!

Game of Thrones

Rachel Goggin

Conor Shearman

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes Cathal Dennehy I’m pleased to say that I had to have a good long think when picking my favourite films of 2014. This year in particular was largely dominated by thoroughly entertaining, well-made and,

If an Irish summer is characterised by heavy bursts of rain, then my own summer has been one defined by heavy doses of Game of Thrones. Yes, I am fully aware that it’s been 4,000 years since you first saw it but, being a true hipster, I can only adopt a trend once it has passed. The sheer scale of GoT was the first thing that sucked me in, both in terms of its cinematography and the array of storylines it develops. It really offers the case for TV no longer being the baby brother to cinema. While not exactly ideal summer viewing (picture expansive shots of frozen landscapes punctuated by harsh cries of “winter is coming”), it remained compulsive viewing all the same. Now all I need to do is finish it off before someone spoils it for me (easier said than done!).

Today’s greatest music enigma: MUSIC Lewis and L’Amour Robbie Byrne Music Editor We all love a good mystery, don’t we?

And music is full of them. Sadly, most are bloated falsifications that have risen from the hare-brained notions of deluded fans. From Robert Johnson selling his soul, to Kurt Cobain’s ‘mysterious’ death, we have heard them all from every corner of the blogosphere. Once every while however, something truly puzzling materializes; something beyond rational thought. Lewis, whoever he is, is one of these.

sort of drug,” the atmosphere he placed on the record was bizarre, soothing in the most offensive way, a medicine for the most aching hangover. L’Amour’s tortured, but delicate voice plays host to cryptic lyrics as ethereal synths hum and guitars gently pluck in a percussion-less, opaque sonic haze.

Like its creator, L’Amour was instantly forgotten. As his jet took to the sky, the cheques he flaunted across Los Angeles that day bounced, leaving the handful of test press copies made lying in the secret vaults of the most diehard vinyl collectors.

Take a glance at the photograph: Immaculate blonde hair; perfectly tailored white suit; finely cut Cuban cigar in hand. In the background is the gleaming white Mercedes in which he left the recording studio and the private jet on which he is about to embark into the abyss. A playboy of his age and the mystery of ours.

Then in March this year, a small time record collector purchased the record at an Albertan flea market. Intrigued, he posted it on the internet to speculate its origin. Soon the mystery of the record became so great that a small-scale record label, Light in the Attic, decided to print the album for the first time in its thirtyyear history.

Sometime in 1983, a man under the alias of Lewis strolled into a local Los Angeles punk-rock recording studio with a lady who claimed to be a swimwear model in hand. Under the influence of “some

The critical response was feverous; Pitchfork awarded the record an almost perfect score, as did Mojo and Line of Best Fit. Overnight, the man who claimed that his “house had sunken

Classic Album Review: Lenny Kravitz, 5 Robbie Byrne Music Editor Lenny Kravitz gets a lot of unfair criticism. Sure his peacenik lyrics and shirt off promo shots can come across as smug, but what Lenny Kravitz does so admirably well is the production of charming retro aural candy.

Kravitz’s fifth effort, the aptly titled 5, found Kravitz in the most difficult apex of his recording and personal career: his last effort, Circus, hampered by the death of his mother, quickly faded due to Kravitz straying from his signature glam-funk style to an off kilter brand of straightforward, though cynical rock and roll.

From the outset, it is clear that Kravitz wanted 5 to be the tool that would revive his career. The intro track, ‘Live’, bursts with a vitality that had not been seen since ‘Are You Gonna Go My Way’, as a gleaming horn section and sharp percussion complement Kravitz’s signature Hendrix-like vocal timbre.

The sophomore track, ‘Super Soul Fighter’, reveals that Kravitz had delved far into his Sly Stone record collection

as choir harmonies yell; “he’s coming to spread funk throughout the nation” to the funkiest of guitar fretwork.

One major issue with Kravitz’s early work was an evident lack of influences that stretched beyond the early 1970s.

In 5 the use of loops and synthesizers become more prevalent than ever before.

‘I Belong to You’ flaunts live syncopated loops and programmed drumbeats as a backdrop to Lenny’s classic love ballad formula, though one with heartfelt melody and lyricism stronger than anything in his previous discography.

For good and bad alike, Kravitz soon finds himself slipping on his most comfortable slippers and following a predictable, though memorable, stroll down 70s soundtrack avenue. ‘Fly Away’ needs no introduction, with an immediate riff that still sounds fresh, while ‘Thinking of You’ is perhaps Kravitz’s most emotional creation.

For even the most casual listener 5 is Kravitz’s most accessible, instant, varied, experimental and thus his most accomplished work; one that offers a plethora of earworm cuts that do more than their share to outweigh a smattering of average tracks.

into the sea” became the most discussed musician on earth.

Despite the label’s promise to hand all royalties over to the artist responsible, every trace of Lewis has long disappeared. Some argue that the album’s original label, R.A.W., was an acronym for Randall A. Wulff, a Canadian stockbroker with a hedonistic lifestyle. Others have come to believe that he was one of America’s most prolific drug barons; a figure constantly on the run from prosecution, while some even argue that Lewis wasn’t even of this earth.

Few would care if the music recorded on that day was mediocre, but what remains most enthralling is the uneasy brilliance of this mirage; a brilliance that forces the record to seem more relevant in today’s age of blogging and online streaming than in 1983.

Whatever the case, Lewis remains a spectre, a mere reflection of that final monochrome still taken by the photographer he hired that day. And yes, his cheque bounced too.

Freshers’ Gig Guide August 20th – September 15th Lennoko Cyprus Avenue, Saturday September 6th €5 Cork based four-piece pop/ rock outfit, Lennoko, take time out from recording their debut LP to play one night in Cyprus Avenue. Expect some original tracks with a healthy dose of covers from the world of indie rock

We Were Promised Jetpacks Cyprus Avenue, Thursday September 11th €15 The most acclaimed band to hit Cork over the next few weeks, Scotland’s We Were Promised Jetpacks aim to bring their unique take on post punk to Cork City’s famed Cyprus Avenue. Fresh from announcing their third full length, Unravelling, expect the five piece to deliver their set with trademark fervour.

Pulses of Tradition Triskel Arts Centre August 28th–September 13th €13 For something a little different, why not try the traditional flavours of Triskel’s latest music event. “An authentic, Irish multi-media experience, featuring internationally recognized musicians and dancers,” Pulses of Tradition is sure to offer a more soothing alternative to crammed Freshers’ Week nightclubs.

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Walking On Stars Claire Fox | Verge Editor It’s 6.30 pm at Indiependence Music and Arts Festival and I’m sitting with lead singer, Patrick Sheehy, and drummer, Evan Hadnett, of hit Irish band Walking on Cars. The three other bandmates are busy pitching a tent before they headline the event in just over two hours. It’s a venue the band have been playing for the last few years, working their way from the smaller stages to the main arena this year.

“We’re very excited; we played here three years ago and last year, and this year we are playing the bigger stage,” muses lead singer Pa in his unapologetic Kerry accent.

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2014 has been one hell of a year for the five-piece Dingle band. Having been slogging away on the music scene since 2010, the band secured a new record deal in January. But surely there was a time when the five band members just wanted to pack it all in and get a ‘normal’ job? “We were all in college,” says Pa. “We just wanted to gig. Sometimes it was in front of only three or four people, but gradually it got bigger.”

And it certainly did get bigger and better for the band.

In 2012 their song ‘Catch Me If You Can’ reached a respectable no. 27 on the Irish charts. Its head-banging chorus, coupled with an insanely quirky video allowed the band to break free from just jamming in their bedroom and become a household name. The video, which is set in their native Dingle, is certainly a tribute to the town. While speaking to the band it is clear that Dingle, and indeed the entire south-western county, is close to the band’s heart. Having formed the band as five school friends and played one of their first gigs in their local Youth Cafe, the band are very proud of their roots.

“The whole town is completely behind us; everybody knows everybody. It’s true that our first gig was in the Youth Cafe, but we don’t really like to talk about it,” laugh both lads as crew clamber outside the pokey portacabin we sit in.

The video for their latest release, ‘Hand in Hand’, is as gripping as the former, documenting the sinister ways in which strangers can connect. When I mention to the lads the disturbing plot of a girl

being held hostage by her lover in this video, they erupt into a volcano of laughter.

“We do have control of our videos, but the record company sent us on a few different stories for the video and we chose this one. The more interesting the better we thought,” says Pa, chuckling away.

When speaking of their enthralling videos which appear on Youtube, it is impossible not to mention the 1.3 million views their videos have received on the site. With over 31,000 Facebook likes and a loyal Twitter following of over 10,000, the band are well aware of how important a factor social media has been to their success.

“I don’t think we’d be where we are today without social media,” says Pa as he jerks his head over to Evan who is in obvious agreement. “I don’t know how bands back in the day did it. Something gets retweeted these days and everyone can see it; it’s great.”

While nobody would blame the lads if the success had gone to their heads, this couldn’t be further from the truth.

They are as eager as I am, answering every question with enthusiasm and are humbled by what they’ve achieved, knowing that it could all end in a

heartbeat.

Hailed for their glorious live gigs, in which Pa’s husky tones are accompanied by booming drums, a lively bass and a haunting piano, the band are also commended for their original mash-ups of songs from mainstream artists such as Tinie Tempah and Bruno Mars. While they insist they won’t be performing any of these songs at the Mitchelstown venue, they haven’t left them behind for good; “we’re working on a new one at the moment actually,” smiles Pa secretively.

With fellow Irish bands Kodaline and The Coronas firmly flying the Irish flag abroad with their music, Walking on Cars don’t have far to look for inspiration. The

“I don’t think we’d be where we are today without social media” two bandmates are certainly aware of this fact and would be happy to emulate even a fraction of these bands’ achievements.

“I’m a big fan of The Script actually and have been listening to their new song ‘Superheroes’,” says Pa, “their success is definitely something to admire.”

Having spent a fun-filled 15 minutes with the duo, I decide to clarify one thing; where exactly did the name Walking on Cars actually originate from? A drunken night in Dingle perhaps!? Both lads once again spill into a surge of Kerry laughter.

“That was probably it to be honest,” says Pa. “But no, it was our friend who thought of it. We were looking for a name for over six months and it was just those three words and we went for it.”

Satisfied with their answer, I thank the two bandmates for their time and allow them to relax before they take on the roaring crowds of Indiependence.

Later on as a member of that roaring crowd, it’s easy to see that the five-piece were born for this. The music revellers are in love with the band, while the band are equally besotted with their fans.

Entranced by their show, I can’t help thinking that the name Walking on Stars is more fitting for the dizzy heights that the band will undoubtedly reach in the coming years.

Daithí: A New Chapter Fiddle trailblazer turned pop-house artist Daithí Ó Drónaí talks to Robbie Byrne on life after his debut album, the genius of Spotify and overcoming the TV talent show jinx.

“I was about six when my aunt told me to choose an instrument; I chose the fiddle – which I hated.” After almost twenty years of mixed dedication to his family’s prized idol, Daithí has once again abandoned the instrument that once orchestrated his fame.

In person, the Ballyvaughan native is the mirror image of his music.

Approachable, direct and vibrant, Daithí begins by commenting on the success of his June pop-house debut LP, In Flight.

“I’m unashamedly proud of that album.

We worked tirelessly to make sure there was no filler whatsoever, a decision that paid dividends with a slew of positive reviews.”

Despite the critical acclaim, In Flight failed to become a physical chart success, plateauing at no. 23 a week after its release. This, according to Daithí, was expected, as dance music fans of today favour online streaming instead of purchasing physical album copies.

“While physical sales were down, Spotify hits were astounding from the moment the album was released. Unlike many other artists I’m a huge fan of Spotify. It’s an amazing tool for the user and a great form of promotion for my live shows.

Without services like Spotify, I wouldn’t have such a great audience at my gigs today.”

Still recovering from the previous night’s Castlepalooza event, Daithí prides himself in the belief that his shows are getting bigger and better since the release of his debut. “I always write with the live show in mind and seeing the entire audience singing back every lyric is incredible. ” Unlike the plethora of Irish artists that have come and gone under the obscurity of independent labels, Daithí has gone against the grain and released his debut effort under the corporate alias of Sony Music; a move Ó Drónaí states perfectly reflects the albums tip to toe radio friendly flair.

“Sony was the perfect choice as I believed, like Sony, that we needed to write accessible music to achieve vital radio airplay.

“It was a clear sign that I had matured as an artist, gone beyond a desire to

be obscure in everything I did. I had finally admitted to myself that I love the simplicity of pop music.” Ó Drónaí also notes that there is a financial pressure to aligning with a big label: “signing for a big label like Sony Music is like a bank loan investment, but instead of repaying in cold hard cash, I need to recoup the money through album sales and live performance revenue.”

This has resulted in a better work ethic, making him more determined than ever to succeed in an already congested Irish music scene. Claiming there’s nothing to romanticise about the music business, Ó Drónaí cheekily notes that he’s essentially a 9 to 5 office employee who just happens to create a little music.

One element of Ó Drónaí’s debut that sparkles brightly are the quality of two relatively unknown vocalists: London based, Irish native, Raye, and Cork City based Senita, who steal the show on four of the LP’s tracks. Raye, who was discovered at an Icelandic festival by Cork’s Brendan Canty of Feel Good Lost was perhaps Daithí’s biggest risk.

“When Brendan came back to Ireland he told me about this amazing girl with the most astonishing voice. Still unconvinced I sent her the instrumental demo of what would become Chameleon Life.

“A few days later I received the murkiest vocal recording imaginable from what must have been her mobile phone.

I was instantly sold. The lyrics were perfect, the melody was astonishing; she encapsulated the idea of a summer adventure beyond what I thought was possible.”

Nevertheless, In Flight’s construction process was not always so straightforward. After struggling with various producers and complicated digital equipment for the best part of 18 months, Daithí eventually invited one half of Young Wonder and production prodigy, Ian Ring, into the studio whom he worked alongside for over a year. The reaction was instantaneously positive.

“It was a huge learning curve, sometimes it felt like I was back in college and Ian was my tutor, but there are not as many

people out there that I can identify with so easily. You explain how something has inspired you and almost instantly he is realising it through music. He really is a gift to the Irish music scene.”

Moving away from his respected career in electronica today into the menacing remit of televised talent shows, Daithí who appeared on Sky’s Must be the Music and RTE’s The All Ireland Talent Show, argues that all shows of this genre should come with a warning.

“What talent shows do best is to expose the artist, but that’s about it. In no way do these shows create a long-term music career. Before I appeared on The All Ireland Talent Show and Must Be The Music I had never played a fiddle in that manner before an audience, and while the experience was awesome with jets to London and limos across it, the drop back into reality was unnatural.

“I had to take a two year break from music. I needed to become a selfrespected artist, known more for my own music than talent shows. So, for my return, a mate of mine, Gugai, got me two improv sets in the Róisín Dubh once a month.

“The reaction was mind blowing and it gave me a bigger thrill than either of the two talent shows ever did. It showed me that I could prove talent show snubs wrong.”

Today, Gugai, who gave Daithí his Róisín Dubh debut still acts as his manager, bringing us around full circle to the present day where Daithí keenly discloses what music may influence projects down the road. “Caribou and John Hopkins will be big influences, while you cannot deny that Disclosure have revolutionised how dance music has worked. Five years ago it would be comical to think that you could play what is essentially a garage house album on guitar.”

That for Daithí is what remains at the core of his music: danceable beats with soaring melodies. An irresistible recipe that is sure to unearth more followers as he expands his sonic canvas to the UK later this month.

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Arts & Read it and Reap & Lit Editor, Molly Forsythe, compiles a list of Literature Arts must read content for Freshers.

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o you’re in the middle of your very first week at UCC and it’s pretty exciting, but absolutely terrifying.

It’s much bigger than your old school, you don’t know anyone and you have no idea what the Western Gateway Building is, not to mention how to get to it!

In the meantime, why not take a break from the craziness that is Freshers’ Week with a good book? Each of the items listed below deals with some of the most important aspects of university life.

This is the most important reading list you will receive in your first few weeks here at UCC. This isn’t like the other lists which, if you are anything like me, will either: a) get tea spilt all over them; or, b) vanish only to reappear inexplicably six months later in the cutlery drawer!

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Learning Lessons Nora Ephron’s 1996 Wellesley Commencement Address: Nora Ephron graduated from Wellesley College in 1962, interning at the White House under JFK, and writing some of the most

adored rom-coms in cinema history including When Harry Met Sally and Sleepless in Seattle. In this speech, she notes how access to education in the US has changed drastically in the 34 years since she graduated. “We weren’t meant to have futures, we were meant to marry them,” she remarks. For me, Ephron’s speech delivers an inspiring message of self-reliance, independence and ambition and is a must read for any Fresher.

Love and Other Drugs One Day – David Nicholls: If you’re the kind of reader that prefers their romance with a good, healthy dollop of realism, this is the book for you. This novel charts one of the ultimate will they/ won’t they relationships in literature for one day over the course of twenty years. Dexter and Emma’s epic romance begins the night of graduation and continues throughout their adult life.

I can guarantee you that One Day will make you laugh as much as you will cry.

Ideal for calming down after a tough day

running around campus; this book is the literary equivalent of a night in with The Notebook and a big tub of ice-cream…

Just remember to have Kleenex at hand!

How to win friends and influence people Seconds - Bryan Lee O’Malley: What would you do if you could go back in time and fix past mistakes? O’Malley’s modern day fairy-tale follows the protagonist, Katie, as she attempts to rectify her errors and repair relationships using a bag of (don’t laugh) magic mushrooms.

Much like Katie’s mushrooms, college is perceived by many as the ultimate “do-over” spell – a chance to move on from the battles of secondary school, as well as an opportunity to meet new people and make friends. Put simply, the ultimate moral of Seconds is: ‘Don’t be a dick’, treat your friends well and don’t leave old pals in the lurch.

the typical trials and tribulations that everyone faces in their first few weeks of college.

I hope this list will provide some valuable guidance and support (in a way that only a book can) to help you get through

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Cork Arts Eoghan Lyng | Arts & Lit Writer Cork. One of Ireland’s most cultured cities; the place is a haven for the creative arts lover. Cork was Europe’s Capital of Culture in 2005, a testament to the great cultural antiquities of the Rebel county.

During the middle of the summer season Cork holds the aptly titled MidSummer Festival, exhibiting various presentations and shows all over the city.

As an outsider to this great city, I won’t continue to talk about the cultural scene here, but I will give an outline of places to witness some great art forms.

Granary Theatre Located down the road from the Mardyke, the Granary is a fine concoction of a black box theatre, hosting an eclectic mix of various types of performances. You name it, they’ve shown it. The Granary is primarily used

by Drama and Theatre Studies students, Dramat and some of the university’s academic departments. They recently hosted many shows that featured in the recent ISDA (Irish Student Drama Association) Festival. The Granary

Theatre has a cosy set-up; making it an ideal venue for students to watch and/ or perform in.

Firkin Crane Cork’s home of dance, Firkin Crane plays host to many great choreographed pieces. The venue hosts frequent workshops, including: modern jazz, ballet, character dance and pole fitness.

Containing four floors, the building provides space to stretch and dance to your heart’s content. Firkin Crane has also hosted some rather ambitious projects such as the Dance Interactive Exhibition which challenged the visual and visceral aspects of photographed and filmed dance. If that doesn’t sound appealing, I’ll go Firkin crazy!

Glucksman Gallery Located at the front entrance of UCC, this gallery is the archetypal find for any art lovers. The Glucksman is one of the more popular attractions in the area and is an enticing factor for tourists to visit UCC. It is open every day (except Mondays) and features a collection of breath-taking paintings. Any Pollockians

or Picassos out there amongst you first years? Get yourself down to the building.

Best of all for students; it’s free!

Cork Opera House Despite its title, the Opera House hosts far more than just opera. The theatre also holds musicals, concerts, comedy and drama. Open since 1855, the Opera House is a terrific looking building, an art form in itself; its historical appearance providing an aesthetic contrast to the modern facilities in Emmet Place (directly round the corner

from theb Crawford Art Gallery).

Visually enticing from the outside, constant entertainment and value from the inside; this is truly a venue not to be missed by any student. Fear not the price for the venue as they tend to advertise great student deals.

Honourable Mentions: Crawford Art Gallery; Half Moon Theatre; Triskel Arts Centre; Everyman Theatre; Cork Arts Theatre; City Limits Comedy Club.

Destined to Succeed. GAME

Steve Barry | Gaming Editor

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rom the creators of Halo comes the brand new, shared-worlds, first-person shooter, Destiny.

Announced early last year, Destiny is set in a post-apocalyptic future where humans colonised other planets, but are now on the brink of extinction, and it’s your job to stop that from happening. After a very successful beta this past July, this title is already on the road to widespread acclaim and bestseller status.

When starting up the game, you will be given the choice of three unique classes, each providing a different playing experience when your boots hit the ground of Old Russia for the first time.

Titans, inspired most by Bungie’s Master Chief from Halo, and Stormtroopers fill the Warrior role as typically seen in RPGs. They are large, wear heavy armour and are perfect for charging right into the fray, guns blazing.

To allow for that, Bungie has developed an impressive and expansive loot system to give players a constant sense of progression and to imbue a real craving for the next cool piece of gear. Guardians will be able to customise their armour from head to toe, as well as change their emblem, style of their jumpship and use purchasable armour shaders to really get a unique look.

They will also choose from hundreds of powerful and intimidating weapons, from futuristic pulse rifles, bombastic rocket launchers and powerful shotguns, and much more on top of that. One of my personal favourites in the beta were the class items. Each class has a specific type of cosmetic item to provide a bit of flair. Titans get colourful sashes around their waist, Hunters are given long, flowing, hooded cloaks, while Warlocks are given armbands, some of which project images of birds of prey, cosmic entities as well as other interesting and unique objects.

If you’re looking for something more reserved, you have the Warlock. They take cues from the Jedi Knights and Gandalf in that they are very much the Mages of Destiny. Using energy balls and void grenades aplenty, they may be made of glass but they can pack a punch.

Lastly, but certainly not least, are Hunters – you know you want to play a character who’s just like Boba Fett.

Hunters employ stealthy tactics and homing grenades to surprise unwary opponents; namely me in PvP when I think I’m doing great!

Destiny’s character customisation is robust, accessible and, honestly, goddamn cool. After choosing from one of the three aforementioned classes, players will be given the choice of a male or female character – unlike some other releases later this year – and a choice of three races.

Populating the dystopic world of Destiny are Humans, not unlike ourselves; Awoken, a mystifying, pastelskinned race inspired by elves and vampires; and the chilling Exo, a robotic race of tireless and sometimes sinister, sentient androids.

After this choice is made you will be provided with a number of options to customise your Guardian’s appearance, from skin tone, facial structure, war paint and, if you’re an Exo, some pretty slick chrome horns.

But the customisability of your character far from stops there, with hundreds or maybe thousands of options to be found while playing.

Some people are already more than occupied with the fashion war that will surely ensue off the battlefield!

But that’s enough about how awesome you’re going to be able to make your character look, let’s get down to the gameplay.

As I mentioned earlier, Destiny is a shared-worlds, first person shooter, role-playing game. That’s a bit of a mouthful I know, but each element is as important as the other two. Many confuse Destiny with its cousins in the massively multiplayer realm, but it is not an MMO at all.

Destiny uses selective matchmaking to place you with a few players near your skill level in the game world so to encourage cooperative play, where the game’s strengths lie. Its FPS gameplay takes what Bungie revolutionised with their Halo series, and adds the new elements of each of the classes’ abilities and the classic RPG progression. These elements blend seamlessly to create an incredibly cohesive experience.

On top of all that, Destiny has five distinctive and integrated ‘modes’ to choose from. First is the main story, where your Guardian will search out a way to revive the Traveller, a celestial body that aided in humanity’s advancement, while eliminating alien threats along the way. All while accompanied by your robotic Ghost companion, voiced by none other than Game of Thrones own Peter Dinklage.

If you want to take a break from the story, you can simply enter Explore mode, allowing you to venture to areas that may host a variety of enemies and loot far beyond your skills and grasp. Then, if you want to try your hand against other players instead of the intelligent AI, walk through the gates of the Crucible and meet your match as players compete for reputation with the various factions and some very fancy weapons and armour.

But where Destiny will truly shine is its endgame content – Strikes and Raids. Strikes are three-player cooperative missions, that are set to last 30 minutes to an hour each time you play them, and are a means of teaching players how important communication is, as well as challenging experienced players with interesting and complex threats. Raids double the player-count, difficulty and length, featuring extreme tests of knowledge, skill and team tactics – explaining why Bungie has chosen to forego matchmaking for a friends-only experience.

Destiny is truly shaping up to be one of the biggest releases of the year, as well as quickly revealing itself as a title that will stay in player’s consoles for many months and perhaps years to come. With enthralling gameplay and narrative, addictive character customisation and loot mechanics, as well as challenging Strikes and Raids, it is going to be an experience to remember.

Destiny is set to release on PS3, Xbox 360, PS4 and Xbox One. So eyes forward Guardian, and Become Legend on September 9th.

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Fashion Alphabetical Apparel A

is for Ankle boot:These are a faultless choice of footwear for trekking around UCC. Due to their short length, they will fit over all type of jeans as well as finishing off the leg look of tights or leggings flawlessly.

Depending on your personal preference, you could choose to go for the flat option or a wedged heel would also be simultaneously stylish and practical.

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is for Bag: A bag is the one accessory that is absolutely necessary for a college student, but there are many styles of bag to choose from. The back pack is useful as it spreads the weight of the heavy books evenly across your back. They come in all shapes, sizes and colours and due to the recent resurgence of the rucksack trend in everyday fashion, stylish options are available. The satchel is the bag that has become almost synonymous with university life of late. Its traditional tones are tan and brown leather, a handy colour palette as neutrals will match any outfit.

Fashion editor, Nicole Clinton, and Verge editor, Claire Fox, compile an A to Z of College Fashion.

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is for Flats: While we all love the glamour and artificial leg lengthening ability of heels, they are not particularly suitable for rushing around campus and up and down the stairs of the library all day long. These days flat shoes are more stylish than ever, thanks to the stars that have made them an ultra-chic addition to the daily wardrobe. For example, Kristen Stewart is infamous for her penchant for laidback converse, Kate Moss has made the flat leather ankle-boot the coolest way to finish off any skinny jean, while Taylor Swift is fond of sweetly enhancing her soft look with pumps.

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is for Inexpensive: The amount of money you spend on clothes does not equal fashion credentials, so there’s no need or point in breaking the bank for your college wardrobe. Highstreet stores like Penneys and H&M are stocked with all the latest trends and supply them at an affordable price.

Stalk the sales and remember, no one is examining you for designer labels.

While students are known for displaying an edgy sense of style, they are equally renowned for being penniless! So don’t worry about where you get your clothes or how much they cost, but rather about what they look like and whether they

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is for Night-time: Speaking of going out, Tuesdays and Thursdays are the nights that most UCC students hit the tiles. But let’s face it, this is college and there’s a party on every night of the week! For the girls a simple black skirt that goes with everything will most definitely be your staple piece, while the less than fashion forward lads should invest in a decent pair of jeans, not too skinny or too baggy either.

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is for Experimentation: Students have a reputation for possessing an off-the-wall fashion sense and are renowned for their unusual combination of clashing colours and patterns. One should take advantage of this permission to be eclectic, eccentric and edgy with their style selections while they can!

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is for Leather jacket: The gender neutral leather jacket is an impeccable choice of coat for the college autumnal wardrobe as it is practical as well as being stylish.

It embodies an effortless panache and it NEVER goes out of fashion! It transforms even the blandest outfit into a cool fashion statement and in a classic black style it matches every colour or pattern. And its appeal is not just confined to daytime; the leather jacket is a slick insertion into any night-time ensemble too. is for Make-up: A girl’s choice of college make-up depends on their personal look. The only real rule is to be careful not to go overboard. Choose between a bold eye or a bold lip, as going for both together will result in a look that crosses into ‘night-out’ territory. A simple red lip and a bit of blush is a fast way to inject some glamour into any face without much effort.

is for Chinos: These pants seem to be dominating most male students’ wardrobes over the last few years and appear as a stylish alternative to the classic jean. The array of colours available varies (but the most prominent seems to be maroon) which means that there’s a tone for guys at all levels of fashion bravery! is for Denim: Jeans are a staple for the college wardrobe of both sexes. There are changing styles and shapes to suit every figure and they are hard-wearing so they are not going to tear as you’re trudging from one lecture-hall to another. Additionally, jeans will match any combination as blue/ dark denim is technically a neutral (like black) and if you want to be more colourful, they can now be found in a vast majority of shades and patterns.

Denim shorts over black tights are also a popular choice for girls in UCC wishing to incorporate some carefree attitude into their outfit in a different way.

Island’s girls-wear contains exceptionally unusual items, while Penneys and H&M’s ranges are best for everyday staples like jeggings, jumpers and black.

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is for Glasses: One witnesses a vast exhibition of specs throughout the UCC campus, but short-sightedness is not the only reason that students have an inclination for glasses. They have recently become a huge fashion statement, especially the oversize, thick-rimmed ones that stem from the ‘nerd’ look. So whether you actually require glasses or are just looking for a funky accessory, sport them proudly!

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is for Hats: From the beanie, to the beret, to the fedora! A hat is never redundant as it is a staple piece with a dual purpose; they add a spice of style to any bland outfit while also remaining an autumn/ winter practicality.

embody your personal style.

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is for Jumper: Seeing as this is Ireland, warm clothes are essential for the whole duration of the college year (even for summer exams!).

Oversized jumpers are a cute way to amalgamate sartorial notions and to stay warm. They can be worn over jeans or leggings and suit all body shapes.

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is for Kids-wear: As a petite girl, this is Nicole’s secret (not any more!) style tip. Some stores’ children’s collections go up to age 16 and some age 12 or 13s may be equated with ladies size 8. Kids-wear is generally cheaper than women’s wear and often carry the same styles (especially in essential pieces like leggings and vests).

From my personal experience, River

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is for Oversized bags: While most girls may have an image of themselves strutting to their lectures with a stylish shoulder-bag in tow, this image couldn’t be further from the truth! Think BIG ladies! An oversized bag is the most practical solution for storing your books, notes and all the other accessories that you need to make it through the day. If all else fails dig out your old schoolbag; it’s what most guys do!

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is for Parka: The parka is an ideal choice of coat for the autumn/ winter college wardrobe and has forcefully regained a high level of fashion relevance due to the reintroduction of the grunge trend. Khaki and brown are the most popular colours, but highstreet stores such as Only are showcasing bolder colours such as mustard in their

Fashion AW14 collections. The faux-fur-lined hood means that you can stay stylish even when it rains.

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is for Quirk it: Adding little quirks to your style will prevent you from fading into the shadows of student life. If you have a fetish for nose-rings and nail-varnish , wear them as much as you like! Rules and restrictions on your style no longer exist! School’s out everyone!

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is for Runners: Whether you call them runners, sneakers or trainers, they never go out of

fashion. Due to the increasing popularity of the Sports Luxe trend, these days runners can be found in every highstreet outlet and in every shade under the rainbow. They will be your best friend for those weekly gym trips that you intend to take! College is all about good intentions after all!

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is for Scarf: Scarves will be your lifesaver for days when the wind whips against your face. At the moment they’re available in all highstreet stores in multiple shades and designs and are even handy to use as shawls for the string of college balls that occur after Christmas. Now if that’s not being resourceful, I’ll eat my scarf!

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is for Tights: This one only applies to the ladies, but if not, who am I to judge!? Tights are an imperative part of college clothing for any girl. Opaque are perfect for daytime, while switch to nude colours for those nights you’re feeling a little chilly.

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is for Umbrella: This is Ireland, which means it could rain at any time. There’s nothing worse than being engulfed in a sporadic, yet deathly shower of rain while walking down College Road or heading to the Mardyke.

Thus, I suggest you make friends with an umbrella, fast!

“By not taking your sense of style too seriously in college you’ll enjoy the experience all the more!”

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is for Varsity: Wear your college colours proudly by investing in some UCC hoodies and sweaters; they last forever and are unbelievably cosy! What more could you ask for? Also if these don’t take your fancy, shops such as Forever 21 and American Apparel stock a range of varsity inspired clothing, so you really have no excuse!

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is for Wedges: Wedges never go out of style and are much more practical than Satanlike stilettos whose aim are to torture your feet on a night out. Dance the night away in a pair of wedges, rather than stumbling on Patrick Street due to your poor footwear choices. Just a piece of advice!

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is for Xtra prepared: Extra Socks, extra underwear, you name it; be prepared! Who knows your first attempt at using a washing machine in college could lead

to serious shrinking in the size of some of your clothes! Take it from someone who knows…

Y

is for YOLO: So what if you make fashion fails or wear those tracksuit pants a little too often?

By not taking your sense of style too seriously in college you’ll enjoy the experience all the more! Who knows you could even start a new trend?

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is for ZZZ wear: Don’t be like me and forget to pack in your pyjamas for your first night in student accommodation! Dressing gowns are also great for dashing in and out of the shower, while nothing beats a pair of fluffy slippers for Wednesday night movie marathons!

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