ROBERT
Flat Famous
Kaveh -
The one who actually owns all the plants, studies forestry, and wears bandana’s - sensing a theme yet? Loves to water his plants and his liver, self-professed undefeated on the beer pong table for a year and three months (he wishes). Usually found in the kitchen, jamming just as hard to jazz as DNB and drinking way too much tea.
Robert - Listens to dnb 16 hours a day. Had a bleached mullet last year. Just got his nipples pierced for gags. Owns 70 cents worth of bitcoin. Rob’s a hard man to pin down. He spends more time watching Echos than should be possible. The king of TMI in public places, ay Papa pumpy pumpy. Owns 0 plants. Evan - He’s a snow junky, the mountain kind that is. Proud CUSSC exec. Spends his weekends outlining the excessive value of flame beers to anyone that will listen. Secretly a huge nerd. He gets excited about measuring stream flows and froths a boardgame. Owns two of the plants. Lilith - Blonde, surfs, vegan, and makes good pasta, the recipe for a good life. Studies Mechatronic Engineering, impressive considering we convinced her Kaveh was Colombian on the weekend. Purchased three shit box cars in the past year; one still runs. Owns one of the plants. Jayden - Quit uni to work at a bike shop. Quit the bike shop to travel around the country riding his bike. Most often seen covered in mud and plasters. Self-professed ‘Lady Killer’ when the pit vipers come out. Broke even on the pong table one time. Loves to drive the boat. Owns zero plants. Tommy - Not a flatmate, just Kaveh’s gardening buddy :)
EACH FLAT FEATURED IN FLAT FAMOUS WINS A NIGHT OUT AT SPAGALIMIS PIZZERIA!
