NEWS By Liam Donnelly (he/him)
Free Drugs at Mono
Rhythm and Brutalism’ To Be Held At Puaka James Hight Building
In an attempt to entice more people to Thursday night’s Mono event, the UCSA is offering free drugs to those who attend.
The University of Canterbury is the latest venue to join in the New Year’s Music Festival market.
“The numbers attending Mono are decreasing, so we had to ask ourselves, ‘What is the thing we’re missing that partygoers love?’ ‘The answer was pretty clear’.”
‘Rhythm and Brutalism’ is the latest addition to the ever-increasing calendar of festivals around the New Year’s period.
When queried about the logistics of offering free drugs, the UCSA explained they’d establish a “buffet-style set up” at the nearest bus stop.
The festival offers “12 floors of fun”, with each level of the Puaka - James Hight building “hosting a different vibe or genre of music”, according to a UC Press release.
While at Mono, students can request a “buffet break”, which will allow access to a great range of opioids, amphetamines, and hallucinogens.
The festival will culminate with Scribe seeing in the new year in the Undercroft.
Wolf Juice Receives UNESCO Heritage Status The United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization has granted ‘Heritage Status’ to Ilam, as the official home of the infamous Wolf Juice. UNESCO announced last week it would be granting the status to Ilam due to the cultural significance of Wolf Juice, which was originally founded in the region.
“The cultural impact and the hugely important role it plays within student society means Wolf Juice and the region of Ilam, where it was founded, are deserving of this status,” said a UNESCO spokesperson. The status means any Wolf Juice made outside of the Ilam region cannot officially be recognised as the beverage.
