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A r t s & C r a f t s | IS SU E #5 | A PR 2 02 0
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CONTENTS
CONT R IBU T OR S Samantha Mythen Roshanah Masilamani Liam Donnelly Conor Jones
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NEWS
Java Katzur Ee-Li Hong
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FA SHOI N FOU N DAT IONS A ZINE CR ASHCOURSE
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MY MAGICA L MUSE
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HEMP CLOTHING
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C A N TA’ S A R T G A L L E R Y
Nathan Simkiss Jessica Andronico Asher Etherington Lily Mirfin Tori McNoe Maui Brennan Talisker Scott Hunter Abby Robertson Ben O’Connell
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UCPOLS
Ella Knobloch Christopher Dewhurst
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FL AT FA MOUS
Jack Hassell Lucy Adams
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HAPPY ENDING
Hamish Dodd Imogen McRae
Beth Walters Sarah Eynon Jamie-Lee Westerman Eilidh Huggan Kelly Phillips Helena Ruffell
EDITORIAL
Hey guys,
Welcome to Canta’s attempt at recreating the Museum of Modern Art! (hey, we tried). Back in high school, I feel as if we were forced to pick between the visual arts, the written arts, and the world of maths and science. And most thought that you were either good at art or not. It was a natural skill and if you found yourself in art class, it was really easy to compare yourself to others. If you didn’t feel as good and your grades were low, you chose another subject to pursue the following term and gave up on your art practice... I would love, more than anything, for these thought patterns to disappear into thin air, picked up and taken away by the chill autumnal breeze beginning to blow through Christchurch’s streets. For I am a big believer in the cheesy thought that we are all artists. Helena Bonham Carter once said, “I think everything
in life is art. What you do. How you dress. The way you love someone, and how you talk. Your smile and your personality. What you believe in, and all your dreams. The way you drink your tea. How you decorate your home. Or party. Your grocery list. The food you make. How your writing looks. And the way you feel. Life is art.” I really like this perspective. Take it from me. Firstly, back in high school, I was surrounded by some incredibly talented artists. Not only were they good at painting, print-making, photography, and design, but they were also incredibly smart cookies who achieved excellences in physics, chemistry, and calculus. Clearly, you can be both a lover of science and an artist. Secondly, I grew up in a household surrounded by stunning pastels of flowers, and oil paintings of expansive grassy fields created by my grandfather. I’d hoped that I’d somehow inherited this creative gene but alas, I’ve got to put in a few more hours of practice. Because you see, you may say you can’t draw, but anyone can draw! It’s just not always that good ... but practice does make perfect, and if creating makes you happy and fills you up like colourful confetti, then just create. We need to change the current exception that art is only for a few. The art world is either viewed as something only the rich and privileged can buy into, or it’s seen to be a world looked down upon and warned against entering if you are a young budding artist yourself. Art is everywhere. Art is so necessary. Art in all its forms can capture feelings for which there are often no words, like love. To leave you with another great quote, this time by Robin William’s character from the Dead Poet’s Society, “... the human race is filled with passion ... medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for”. So, for all of you diving back into your studies, I say don’t forget to be artists too. Whether that’s through a daily painting practice you’ve had going since you could first get your little chubby fingers wrapped around crayons as a toddler, or baking bread in the kitchen, or creating formulas and equations with fine-tipped pencils, or telling your best friend you love them. Create a colourful life. Arohanui and take care, Sam
Letters to the Editor DO YOU HAVE A THOUGHT TO SHARE OR A QUESTION TO ASK? SUBMIT IT AT CANTA.CO.NZ/FEATURE-IN CANTA
Dear Editor, I know during this time of lockdown I’ve been reflecting a lot on my life. Something I’ve come to the conclusion of is that I really love learning new things, whether that be random facts or information, or new skills! Was wondering if you had come to any realisations during lockdown and/or if you had learned any new things? From, a day-dreamer.
Hello Canta! I have hopped on board with the baking bread train! Mum sent me down a sourdough starter and I’ve been attempting to turn my kitchen into a bakery. However, I’m struggling to produce anything super tasty. Do you have any tips? From, a wanna-be-insta-famous-breadmaker
Dear day-dreamer, Thanks for reaching out! I really appreciate this reflection of yours. Sounds like lockdown has been a worthwhile experience for you. Hmm I guess I’ve been doing a lot of reflecting too. I’ve learned that I really love taking things slowly — that I’d rather pack my days with lots of cool things but take the scenic route through the day, not rushing by and taking all the shortcuts. From this, I’ve learned that I really love running, I’ve learned to cook some tasty soups and focaccia bread, I’ve learned how meditation is actually really really good for you (who knew!). I’ve also learned that it took seven years for Marie Antoinette and Louis XVI of France to consummate their marriage (sorta nice to hear given that she was thirteen when they married) — thanks to my morning podcast for this random fact. I hope the rest of 2020 is full of lots of new fun and interesting things for you.
Dear fan of bread, Firstly, congrats on becoming a parent to your new sourdough starter! Because that’s the thing, you’ve gotta pay attention to your bread baby. The mum of some lovely kids who I used to babysit for had a sourdough starter called Murray and she gave me some of him — the kids pronounced him Murray Jr.! Murray Jr. lasted a couple of loaves until one of my flatmates chucked him out (I kept him in an old yoghurt container and during a kitchen clean, the flattie did not like the look or smell of the “yoghurt”). Murray Jr. Part 2 was then born and a few more loaves were produced but then I moved cities and left him in my parent’s fridge for a few weeks too many and that was the end of Murray Jr. 2.0. So, some lessons I pass over to you — name your baby and name your container. Then pay attention to him – keep him in the fridge and feed him with a little bit of flour and water at least twice a week (with a few days in between feedings). Good luck.
Hey Canta, I am really struggling to motivate myself to study without having set lectures and tutorials to attend. Do you have any advice? Please send help before I have to repeat 2020. From, someone who just wants to make it through uni. Hey you, Thanks for reaching out and I’m sorry to hear you’re struggling! So many are in the same boat so do not despair; you are not alone. Firstly, I’d say, think of how far you’ve come. You’ve made it through at least 13 years of schooling and however many years of uni and that’s a feat not to be ignored! It can really take its toll forever having a million tabs open in your mind of all the tasks to complete and assignments to finish. All of this education has prepped you with the tools to make it through this new period of learning. So secondly, think of when you study best. Are you most productive in the mornings, around lunchtime or evening? Prioritise that time for the study. Section your day into three segments. Two are for study (those times where you study best) and then the third is for relaxing and doing the things that make you happy! Thirdly, during the times when you are studying — set a timer! Work for 30 mins and then walk around the house or grab hot tea or a snack or stretch. Then start the timer again. Slowly but surely, you’ll make some progress. I hope this helps!
News COVID-19 Coverage from a UK Exchange Student By: Robyn Walford
Exchange experiences – 03/04/2020
Reflection – 04/05/2020
COVID-19 is awful, but that’s pretty obvious. It has affected every single aspect of our lives; cancelled plans, forced us inside and in some cases, forced us out of New Zealand. Myself along with nearly every other exchange study I know, whether that be an incoming exchange student to UC or full-time UC students who were studying abroad, have had to up and leave their place of study and return to their homes. Having arrived for in NZ at the end of January, I got to spend 9 weeks there for this semester — it sucks!
We’ve been in lockdown for a while now here in the UK, since the 23rd March to be exact. Yet somehow, we still don’t have a grip of the situation. I must confess, I am writing this knowing lots about England’s situation and not a whole lot about the other nations that make up the United Kingdom. Death tolls are still high, yet people continue to abuse the lockdown rules. Maybe this is why we are so far behind our European counterparts? The lockdown here is not as strict as it is elsewhere; my friends in Spain and Italy have only just been allowed out for exercise after two months whereas we are able to pop to the corner shop with no questions asked — a blessing for when you’ve run out of milk but a curse because people treat it as if everything is normal! Even if you’re caught flaunting lockdown here, the fine is only 30 quid (60-ish NZD) so people aren’t scared.
What seemed really strange was that when I was told to return, the UK was in a much worse place than NZ was. I was really bitter and sad about leaving, but now I can see it was for the best. All the girls in my flat returned home and I would have been stuck halfway across the world without anybody. Moreover, when I booked my flight it was for a fairly normal price yet one of my mates who flew out five days later was forced to pay nearly $13,000 to get back?! Students don’t have access to that kind of cash, so I know a few are stranded now — all the border restrictions are proving a nightmare. Now I’m back things are REALLY weird; I understand it’s the same in NZ too, though. The situation in Europe is pretty dire, as I’m sure you are all aware of by now. My heart goes out to Italy and Spain, where nearly a thousand people are dying per day. In the UK, lockdown is well and truly underway but so many people aren’t taking it seriously. Granted I did go out for a walk and a cycle the other day (Don’t tell Boris!!), but at least I stayed 2 metres away from everyone. Many individuals, whether they’re youngsters or oldies, seem to be of the mindset that they’re invincible — NOT COOL AUNTIE JAN, you’ve had a triple heart bypass, stop popping to the shops for more gin and a bag of crisps when you fancy; do a weekly shop like the rest of us and get back inside. It’s more common than not and it’s so annoying. The quicker we all band together and fight this, the quicker it’ll be gone, so I can stop social distancing in Brighton and go home and see my cat after 3 months! My mega trip with my partner across NZ and Australia this summer (well, winter in NZ) has been cancelled too, and nobody is offering refunds so that’s a bit crappy. Now I’m sad and poor, but at least I haven’t had to have the swab pushed so far up my nose it touched my brain to check if I’ve had corona. Just gotta stay inside and ride the wave! Hopefully this time next year we’ll all be travelling again. I’d like to be able to tell you all of the exciting things going on across Europe right now but it’s all cancelled, cancelled, cancelled. BUT, fear not, at least The Queen is doing a speech on Sunday night!
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We’re finally getting a review of the lockdown next week and hopefully some kind of explanation of what the exit strategy will look like — the end is in sight (hopefully!). I do wonder if I’m over-worrying about the whole situation. It seems my flat mates aren’t quite as concerned but when there are nearly 30,000 deaths, including individuals in their early-twenties with no underlying health conditions, I feel it is more than justified to be concerned. Everyone everywhere is reassuring that “it’s a global pandemic, you’re right to feel anxious and strange, you don’t need to feel motivated” but who knows. A complete flip around from my fears of the virus but there do seem to be a number of positives coming from this situation. Community spirit is out in full force when normally you wouldn’t dare look someone in the eye walking down the road, with students shopping for the elderly and the doorstep clap for the NHS every Thursday. There’s something quite lovely in that and I hope this continues long after the end of the lockdown situation. Moreover, the slower pace of life is nice; getting up, doing a spot of uni work, a bimble down to the seafront, and then a Zoom quiz with the fam. The usual pressures of daily life have paused. I’m sleeping better, eating better, exercising more — silver linings aye. Things are on the up. We seem to have finally passed the peak now so hopefully it won’t be long until life is back to normal(ish), and I can see my nan and my cat again!
Broken News Maccas Totally Worth That 5-Hour Wait in The Queue People have spent the last 2 weeks lining up for hours to receive food that was totally worth waiting for.
Students Definitely Not Taking A Break Every Ten Minutes to Masturbate University students have definitely remained focused during lockdown, with no increase in masturbation. Students up and down the country are spending long periods of time studying, while confined to their homes, with no break in concentration.
Many have taken the opportunity to sit in front of digital devices with internet access for extended periods of time to work solely on their assignments. “Porn? No, I’ve never heard of it” said one student.
Hundreds of thousands of people got their priorities straight when they lined up for hours to order maccas, as soon as New Zealand entered into Level 3. Many felt proud for supporting local business by going to their local chain of a fast food corporation. “Leaving my car running for 5 hours straight while in a queue was totally worth it for this cheeseburger and 6-pack of chicken nuggets”
Enthusiasm Towards Studies at All Time High Students are loving their studies more than ever, according to a new survey.
Flatmates Glad They Spent Lockdown Together Ilam is awash with flatmates relieved that they’ve spent the last 5 weeks in close quarters with each other. Passive aggression is at an all-time low among flats, with rental properties full of students getting along really really well with each other.
Flatmates have absolutely loved the quality bonding time they’ve had, not noticing any annoying habits whatsoever. “I just love all of my flatmates different little quirks. We’re just getting along so well. All the time. Not a problem. It’s fine.”
A newly released survey suggests that students are loving their studies and working harder than ever before. University support is at an all-time high, with many appreciating the transparency in communications from university management. “It’s just good to know this hasn’t been a waste of money” said one student.
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UPCOMING Events TuneSoc’s Acoustic Comp:
Climate Change
CurrySoc Presents:
Bored during lock down and want to use your spare time to put your talents to use? Acoustic comp is happening on May 15th at 4pm, and you can enter it from the comfort of your own home! Check out the Facebook event page for the deets.
Hosted by UCE, this is a webinar featuring Rodd Carr, Chair of the New Zealand Climate Change Commission and UC’s former VC, talking all things climate change. Check it out at 1:30pm on Thursday, May 14th.
Join for a chance to win a voucher for Zyka Indian Cuisine, or at least learn a new curry recipe. Check out the Facebook event page for entry details.
Virtual Edition.
—Fact, Fantasy and the Real Choices.
Zoom Curry Cook Off!
Activities & Classes Learn Te Reo Māori:
Massey University offers an introductory course which can be done online and for free over 10 hours.
UC Rec Centre:
download the Rec & Sport app, which features a Group Fitness timetable with workout classes livestreamed via YouTube and Facebook.
Down Dog:
this home yoga app is offering free classes to students until July!
A Mini Course on Time Management:
12 lectures on how to become more productive and master time management. Access via Udemy.
Podcasts/Entertainment The Aotearoa History Show:
the story of New Zealand and its people from its geological origins to modern day. Available via RNZ website.
Kanopy:
On-demand streaming video service with a large collection of award-winning independent, international, and classic films, and documentaries. Free if you have a Christchurch City Council library account, otherwise limited content available for all UC students via the Library page.
She’s on the Money:
a podcast to brighten up the pale, stale world of finance and help you to get money savvy! It’s a podcast for anyone that has a desire to save their pennies for a rainy day.
TVNZ OnDemand:
if your ex has finally kicked you off their Netflix account, then check out TVNZ OnDemand. It’s free to sign up, and there’s a huge range of movies and TV shows to watch (the recent adaptation of Sally Rooney’s Normal People comes highly recommended).
Making Soap with The Potionarium By: Annonymous
I started making soap as a hobby — it’s a great way to express some creativity, and as a chemistry student it is a fun way to use the skills I have gained during my degree. I also wanted to make my own soap because a lot of commercial soap bases contain palm oil, and that isn’t a very eco-friendly choice. Now, a lot of bases you can buy actually contain sustainably-sourced palm oil instead which is awesome, but when I started making soap a few years ago this wasn’t the case. So, instead I made my own soap using the cold process method — combining vegetable oils and nut butters together with sodium hydroxide to make soap. The soap I make this way is vegan, palm-free, and gentle on your hands which is ideal at the moment when we’re all washing our hands so many times a day! The sodium hydroxide
process is dangerous though as it is very corrosive, so if you want to make your own soaps you can buy melt-and-pour (also called glycerine) soap and have a play with those! You can buy palm-free or sustainably sourced melt-and-pour soap to reduce the impact the sourcing has on the ecosystem. You’ll also find a lot of soap-makers in the community with some very cool soap designs, which is a great way to support local businesses as well as buy an essential item.
I think the citrus soaps I made this year are my favourites so far, as it combines a bunch of the different techniques I have learnt since I began soap-making, and the final product came out looking great! Check out @thepotionarium to see more of my creations.
HANDMADE SOAP INSTRUCTIONS Ingredients:
500 grams extra virgin olive oil 100 grams coconut oil
10 grams essential oil (lavender, rose, eucalyptus etc.) 80 grams sodium hydroxide 195 grams water Instructions:
1. Make sure you are in a well-ventilated area, or preferably outside.
2. Slowly add the sodium hydroxide into your water (not the other way around!). Use a container that can handle heat — a stainless steel bowl works best. Once this has dissolved, leave the mixture to cool. 3. Weigh and mix your olive and coconut oils. If the coconut oil is in a solid state then you will need to melt it first.
4. Once your sodium hydroxide/water mixture has cooled, pour it into your oil mix. Stir gently at first, then use a hand-blender to blend the mixtures together. The mixture should start to thicken after a few minutes into a mayonnaise consistency — this is called the trace stage. 5. Pour in your essential oil(s) of choice, plus any other extra ingredients (fragrances, colourants, flowers). 6. Pour mixture into soap moulds and leave to set for 24 hours.
7. After 24 hours, uncover and gently press on it to determine whether it’s ready. The set mixture should be firm but not too hard that it can’t be cut into bars. If it is too soft, leave to set for a little longer. 8. Once set, remove from the moulds and cut into bars.
9. While the soap can be used at this point, it’s best to let it dry for another week. This will improve its hardness and quality.
FASHION FOUNDATIONS By: Lily Mirfin
The clothing we see everywhere today had to start somewhere. In this era of social media and influencers, it gets harder and harder to tell who the original creator of a trend or item is. The clothing we wear without even thinking about it had to start somewhere, right? One person decided to push the
boundaries a little bit which ultimately led us to where we are today. After a little bit of digging, I found
out where some of the most-worn items today originated from and how they became so widely popularised.
Activewear Before lockdown, I swore I would only wear activewear when I was exercising. I lasted a full two days into April before I caved and started rotating different pairs of leggings every day of the week. I’ve officially joined the activewear-asnormal-clothing club, and I know I’m not in this boat alone. Leisurewear of any kind was reserved exclusively for the elite prior to 1920. Tailored dresses were the only form of sportswear available to women. The true beginning of activewear as we know it today was World War II. During this period the practicality of clothing was taken into greater consideration. In the following decades, different stretch fabrics were slowly introduced. This allowed for clothing with greater mobility to be popularised. The explosion of activewear by brands such as Calvin Klein and Ralph Lauren in the 1970s made every day sportswear a wardrobe staple. Then the aerobics craze of the 1980s happened, thanks to icons such as Jane Fonda and Richard Simmonds. Pretty soon activewear was everywhere in popular culture. This caused activewear to reach the level at which it has remained today. Increased awareness of health and fitness, coupled with the growing emergence of different activewear brands, has created the world of leggings that we know today. The leg warmers gave way for the velour jumpsuit which gave way to the dominance of Lululemon we know today.
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Turtlenecks
Turtlenecks or polo necks initially began as sportswear, as they were first worn by English Polo players in the 1860s. These then evolved into a middle-class clothing item once author Noël Coward began wearing turtlenecks in the 1920s. Turtlenecks were exclusively for men only during this time. This norm remained in place until the 1950s. Throughout the 1950s and 1960s turtlenecks underwent an enormous change. During this period, they became associated with artists, counter-culturists and radical academics. In the 1957 film Funny Face starring Audrey Hepburn, Hepburn’s character declared “I’m different”, whilst wearing a black turtleneck and exploring her beatnik persona. This solidified the turtleneck’s place in the counter-culture. In the 1970s, the turtleneck became associated with the women’s liberation movement after it was worn by leading activist Gloria Steinem. Popular with counterculturists since the 1950s, turtlenecks were adopted by one of the foremost counter-cultural groups of the 1970s, the Black Panther Party. The turtleneck has become a fixture in the mainstream and is no longer directly associated with counter-culturists, but every time you wear one now just remember the political statement it would have made not too long ago.
Biking Shorts
As with most sportswear, biking shorts were invented for men. They developed from a simple knitted short in the 19th century to being made from lycra and nylon. If you think the Kardashians brought this trend around, you would be very wrong. Biking shorts are a 2020 trend wildcard; you either love them or hate them. They made a swift comeback both in streetwear and on high-end runways globally. These are the biggest surprise of them all because Princess Diana is responsible for this one. Lady Di was a trendsetter in both highend clothing and everyday streetwear that could be easily replicated. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen a few girls in the same biking shorts and oversized sweatshirt combo Lady Di was frequently spotted in. Biking shorts have been back recently for a relatively short time, but I think they will soon join the realm of activewear and be worn for anything besides actual biking. Trends always have an origin. Delving into it is always surprising to see how periods in fashion history eventually repeat themselves. Popular clothing, accessories, and styles are the meeting point between culture and economy in any given period. For example, the maximalism and increased feminisation of women’s fashion in the 1980s was due to the rise of the Religious Right-Wing. This unprecedented time will bring major changes to the way we wear and purchase clothing. Trends can emerge from anywhere, who knows what the next will be.
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Halston,
The Greatest Fashion Trailblazer You’ve Never Heard Of
By: Lily Mirfin Today it’s no secret that designers have to be an all-round personal brand as opposed to just a clothing one. They have to present themselves in a way that exemplifies what their brands stands for. This can be viewed through the influencers of our generation, who cultivate a wide-reaching online presence and brand. The man who was largely responsible for today’s culture of self-branding was Halston.
Halston set the benchmark for what it entailed being a true star designer. His creation of an entire lifestyle brand ensured his swift rise to the top. But his sudden departure from the public eye and early death meant that he became relatively unknown.
Without Halston, the entire fashion industry would be a different place today. He was truly one of the original influencers. Roy Halston Frowick was born and raised in Iowa. His first notable position in fashion was as a resident milliner at Bergdorf Goodmans in New York City. Whilst in this position Halston created the pillbox hat that Jackie Kennedy wore to her husband’s inauguration. This was one of the items that became synonymous with her time as the First Lady and was widely adopted in popular fashion throughout the world. After leaving Bergdorf’s in the late 1960s, Halston started his own collection. This catered to an entirely different audience than the pillboxhat-wearing crowd. Halston became closely associated with a group frequenting the legendary Studio 54 Nightclub, and was a notable creator of 70s glamour. His designs utilised the then-new materials of ultra-suede and polyester. Women had more freedom than they’d ever had in selecting clothing and Halston fully embraced this.
His designs were seen on some of the most important cultural figures of the time, including Cher, Bianca Jagger, Liza Minelli and Elizabeth Taylor. Halston was also responsible for popularising Anjelica Huston, who became one of his fixture models; these models were coined the “Halstonettes,” by journalist André Leon Talley. Models during this period were simply mannequins, Halston ensured they were able to express their personalities. This made way for the supermodels of the 80s and 90s. Halston embraced people of colour, different body types, and was unashamed about his sexuality — all virtually unheard of in the fashion industry at the time. Halston wasn’t simply a clothing designer. He was a larger-than-life character who created an entire lifestyle range than influenced the cultural landscape of the US throughout the 1970s. The change in his brand from high-end exclusivity to mass market came in 1980 when Halston designed a collection for
JCPenney, one of the most common shops throughout the United States at the time. A collaboration between a high-end designer and a mass-market retailer had never been carried out before Halston’s collection. Today they’re commonplace — think of Stella McCartney for Adidas or Dolce and Gabbana for Smeg kitchenware. Halston had big plans; he wanted to dress every individual in America. Eliminating the exclusivity of his clothing that came from the previously high prices was a backfire. The Halston label was kicked out of many high-end retailers, including Bergdorf’s where Halston had started his career.
Halston’s rise to the top was prominent, but so too was his downfall. He is relatively unknown today; sadly, his legacy hasn’t continued the way it has for his contemporaries such as Ralph Lauren or Calvin Klein. Halston’s tale is one of a less accepting age. As an openly gay man, he was widely ridiculed and rejected by the financiers responsible for the continuation of his brand. Halston’s brand was slowly taken over by his financiers and he was pushed out by the late 1980s. He was no longer the creative head behind his namesake brand. Although the Halston brand continues to exist it is no longer recognisable with the era of glamour it instated. Halston died in 1990 from complications related to HIV/ AIDS at the age of 57. Although Halston himself is not widely known or recognised as one of the leading influences in fashion, the way in which creatives, models, and influencers present themselves is solely due to him. His artistic and economic motivation created a new pathway for designers. Halston’s openness and acceptance of different kinds of people is something the fashion industry still needs to catch up on. Although his story is relatively unknown, it is one that undoubtedly paved the way for many others. As Halston frequently stated, “life is like a picture”. The way you dress is the way in which you want the world to see you.
Take risks, be bold, and find who you are.
A Zine Crashcourse By: Sarah Eynon
Zine [zee-n] What is it?
If you’re like me, you’re probably wondering what all this fuss is over zines. Maybe you’re simply wondering, “what the fuck is a zine?” A zine is a self-published or independently produced publication — and yes, it is based on the word magazine. Zines quite simply cover everything and anything you would like them to cover, and each one is inspired by a single theme of the authors choosing.
Lil History
The origin of zine culture has a much longer history than one may expect, branching from the 1930s debut courtesy of the sci-fi community, to smutty Spock fanfiction, the 80s punk-rock outcast scene, and the well-known bra-burning feminists. Zines have, through history, commonly covered themes of minority subgroups and activists, which to this day still resonates.
So, where do I start?
There are roughly six standard themes you can base a zine off.
Obsession zine: You’re obsessed with it? Cool. Now you zine it!
Collection zine: Coins? Stamps? Vintage Happy Meal toys? If you collect it, you can zine it. Perfect for the geology students wondering what to do with all those rocks they’ve compiled. Interview zine: Find someone, talk to them, record what they say. Elections are coming up so maybe give your local MP a call and reveal their scandals.
Literature zine: Diaries from when you were a teenager battling acne and your parents who “just don’t get it”? Publish them for everyone to see. Or, maybe take a shot at poetry.
Bio zine: Similar to interview zines, except you don’t talk to the person you just peer into their lives and document it from an outsider lens (try not to be creepy about it, though). Illustration zine: Maybe you are artistically gifted and therefore you don’t need to use words. Let your art speak for itself! Remember while making your zine that to be shared with others it must be easy and cheap to reproduce! If you are particularly broke, having spent that $2000 course-related loan already on booze and winter heating, then consider keeping it black and white to avoid the extra costs of colour printing.
If you still haven’t had any brilliant ideas pop into your mind, here are some possible prompts: -Tattoos you kinda want but can’t afford and/or commit to
-The same few items of clothing you wore on rotation through isolation (probably pyjamas) -Portraits of the friends you miss (illustrated or written bios) -“I’m a geologist, now look at all these identical rocks” -NZ’s Worst Politicians (must include Simon Bridges) -Rank Brooklyn 99’s best cold opens
-An acrostic poem (each page devoted to a letter)
-Write or illustrate all the ways you have procrastinated instead of going to online classes
-IDK I’m running out of ideas myself ... favourite socks? Favourite lecturer? Uni cafes ranked by most missed to least? Poetry about soup? Literally anything! There are heaps of Aotearoa-based zine resources you can find with a simple Google as well! Try the Christchurch City Council library website for some simple guides, or find Zinefest Christchurch on Facebook. Make it your own and get creative with it :)
Original Punk Feminist Zine
“Spockanalia� Known for writing storylines that were then taken upon by show writers
Some New Zealand Zines natlib.govt.nz/researchers/guides/comics-and-zines
One of the OG sci-fi zines that started it all
Another NZ Zine on NZ bands
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Lemon & Poppyseed Muffins By: Pearl Massie
A friend of mine, we’ll call her “FrancisMonet”, who I have been close with for some years, is rather unique in her way of adapting passion into a business idea. I have never been artistically talented in any shape or form, but when I was thinking of writing for this issue her story came to mind and I felt it was one worth sharing; not only because of her fine-art talent, but as being the only nineteen-yearold I know who runs her own business. I interviewed “Francis-Monet” over the phone, and while there were many laughs and side-tracked discussions, we hit some pretty interesting details of her development as a lashtech and makeup artist trainee. Starting simple, I asked what inspired her to have her own business in beauty, to which she responded, “Money, and I really enjoyed painting in secondary school. I think I’ve always had an eye for detail and delicate craft, but it wasn’t until my last year of high school where I enjoyed having makeup and lash-extensions on myself”. “Francis-Monet” began her training as a lash-tech in November 2019. With ideas fresh in her head, she came home after the first day with all her equipment from the beauty course and right away, began her business start-up; “I came home from course and asked my friend to come over. I practiced placing the lash extensions on her and from there I continued to learn at the course, while developing my skills at home with friends”.
Digging a little deeper, I asked “do you believe that what you do in beauty reflects your passion in art?”; “Yes — but it’s very different. I’ve always been passionate about fine arts and painting; beauty only became a genuine career interest at end of my first year of tertiary study (2019). When talking to advisors I was encouraged to work with people, but I was still interested in art/special effects and needed the money. My curiosity in beauty resurfaced and I started looking at my options”. “What would be you biggest challenge as a beauty tech?” — “Getting the clients. No clients, no business. I have roughly 10 regulars, and others will typically come in as friends of those regulars. Relying on word of mouth is quite a challenge”. In contrast, I asked “when do you feel successful as a lash tech?”— “When I finish a set. Nothing beats handing your client a mirror and they squeak with excitement because they feel pretty. It’s the best feeling”. “If you could turn back time to when you finished high school, what advice would you give yourself?” — “Don’t jump into study, or listen to career advisors. Just go with the flow and invest in your interests. Don’t listen to anyone else other than yourself. I didn’t have support growing up which is why I take pride in having created my business by myself. You don’t need an easy life with lots of money to do what I’ve done”. I asked if she had any advice to those who are wanting to start up their own business, to which she simply said, “Do it — it’s not as hard as people think”. “Are there any final comments you’d like to add?” *Murmuring* ‘’This muffin is really good” *Laughter* “Okay yes, apart from that?”
“Well, before lockdown, I started a makeup course and hope to build my business in beauty with the knowledge I’ll gain from it. I really enjoyed how glamorous it was, especially the instructor; she’s incredible. But everyone has such different personalities — surprisingly, I was the youngest person there. I got to work with a mix of age ranges and backgrounds. It’s cool how beauty brings people together, not just as a community of therapists, but you get to know and connect with your clients — you learn what they like, who pissed them off recently, and so forth. I mean you both sit there for two hours during the process, what’s there to do other than vent about life”.
My Magical Muse By: Reuben Strange
Welcome to my space — I’m here to talk about my personal approach to interior design. I define “designing” as creating something as opposed to planning here. I am in this for the creative expression as I am logical and very literal by nature. I have the tendency to overthink so creative expression helps me manage my thoughts. But mainly interior design is something I just love doing and am totally passionate about. I am sharing some interior design ideas which guide me personally. I acknowledge that everyone is unique, and therefore what looks pleasant to one person can look unpleasant to another. Creativity is highly subjective, but my aim is to provide information that may resonate with you. I have not done any formal training in interior design; these are my own experiences, discoveries, and ideas.
Where to find things? I use Facebook Marketplace, Trade Me, Eco-shop, thrift stores (Salvation Army, Red Cross, and St Vincent de Paul), “for free” piles on the street, occasionally specialty stores (Java Furniture, Bali Hai, or Loft), or be given or ask for things gently from friends or family. I find there are different advantages and disadvantages to each location — cost, quality, style, convenience, friendliness. Finding this out is part of the interior design process. What I prefer may not suit another, so I am hesitant to say “this one is the best”. Over lockdown, I’ve been successfully using Facebook Marketplace and Trade Me, so maybe start there. Try them all and see what works for you. However, knowing where to find things is less important than knowing how to find things. This is what I really want to talk about because it was not immediately apparent to me.
Know thyself When it comes to creativity, I am aware that I operate quite organically and according to my feelings. Thoughts and logic take a welcome back seat here. I do not follow creative theories (e.g. Fung Shui or colour theory), nor do I consciously copy a specific style, I prefer spontaneity over pre-planning, and I do not like being giving unsolicited advice. It seems impossible for me to accurately describe my process, but I am guided by my feelings; what feels right, nice, pleasant, calming, peaceful, or nostalgic. Conversely, I am also guided by feelings of cringe, bad, off, wrong, or simply, bad vibes. It is not just about visuals either. Certain smells or sounds contribute to these feelings in a cumulative way in my interior space. I especially like having Nag Champa incense burning and classical or meditative music playing. Like my feelings, my interior space is never static. There is a constant adding, replacing, removing, moving and changing going on; an outward projection of my inner-self perhaps. As a consequence, setting up my interior space to where I am content has taken a long period of time (years). When it comes to creativity, my mind operates quite unconsciously, but not completely. When choosing ornaments, furniture, colours, or observing another’s interior space, things will “pop out” for me. So, although I am feelings-based and do things quite haphazardly, there is a method to my madness. A certain level of knowledge is essential to achieving the right feeling about my interior space, and there are certain signposts or guides that I follow.
Labelling styles I generally have issues with labels and categories as I find them self-limiting. However, with interior design, knowing styles to be extremely helpful. Labels here are a good servant, but a bad master, if you will. Everyone’s style will be unique but mine definitely gives off an Eastern or Oriental vibe. I like this general term as opposed to a specific label as I am less limited in my approach to interior design. I can be more uniquely myself. Sometimes, I search generally for “Eastern” and see
what comes up. Other times, I refine this by searching for specific countries, such as Indonesian, Indian, Balinese, and Persian. I am also into Buddhist philosophy and like to have the Buddha’s calming face around. Knowing other styles also helps me. I know the styles I am drawn to (mid-century, art deco, and bohemian), and ones I dislike (country, rustic, industrial, executive, gamer, shabby-chic). This knowledge acts as a filter to guide me. These terms are learned without effort and just picked up along the way. Knowing your general style, and finding a label for it, is hugely important for interior design. From there, other helpful ideas or concepts become apparent.
Discovering colours Knowing my colours assists me in choosing everything, from items to wall colours. I am attracted to specific colours or certain combinations of them. I adore blacks, silvers, golds, coppers, reds, maroons, dark purples, dark yellows, turquoise, and light blues. I painted my bedroom black, and love the dark, cosy, and encapsulating feel it gives me. It does make the space feel smaller however, so I balance this with mirrors to give an illusion of space, use lots of warm-tone lighting to control the darkness, and add art and other adornments to give it a bit of vibrancy. My bedroom was small and dark already, but I discovered that white opens the space up. Whites and creams are a safe option if you’re unsure, or cannot afford to experiment with different paints. From personally experience, a white background allows you to use decor to give off the vibe you desire. There are also colours that do not work for me, and I will tend to avoid them. I generally don’t do greens (apart from living plants), greys (which I find dull, boring, and too modern), or dark blues (does not work for me unless combined with white). Red and blue together looks garish to me so I will always avoid that colour combination — it might work in a gamer’s room, or one that is British themed.
Discovering materials Knowing that certain materials often go with certain styles also assists me in searching and choosing things. I have found certain materials relate to my style more; bamboo, rattan, mahogany, teak, bronze, brass and copper are often used in the furniture or ornaments I adore. I tend to avoid things made of plastic, leather/animals, resin, and steel. The styles associated with them often give off the wrong vibe for me. I search for specific materials, or use a filter to check what the item is made of, before obtaining. For example, in my bedroom I currently have tallboy drawers, a queen sleigh-style bed, and an exotic xylophone. I found all these items online, solely by searching the word “teak”. And just a quick note regarding furniture — there are a whole lot of terms out there that are not used in everyday language. Things like chaise, console table, the difference between a day bed and a couch, and certain styles of furniture. These are just learned with time, and are part of the fun of doing interior design. Being practical
While expressing creatively, I am aware of the need to be practical. It cannot just be all looks. My place is not big; it has an open living room and kitchen downstairs and two bedrooms, a hallway and a bathroom upstairs. So, although I would like big Rajasthan chest and matching doorway entrance one day, space and finances do not currently permit this. I also have a leather ottoman I found on the street which doesn’t feel right for me, but it is very comfortable and I love stretching out on it to lay in the sun and watch movies on. I am also conscious of collecting too much stuff. My space is cluttered but organized in a way so that it is balanced with space. Again, this is totally subjective, but common-sense goes a long way.
Operating creatively: seeking advice and planning I try to avoid planning a space too much beforehand. When I find something that I like, I take measurements to ensure the potential piece actually fits, but otherwise
I am guided by feeling and will simply picture things with my mind’s eye. If it does not work, I will experiment until it does.
I avoid seeking advice from others, finding it too subjective. I don’t like it when some says, “it will look better if you do this”, or “black is too oppressive”, or “according to colour theory...”. That is not how I operate. I am guided by my own feelings and style, and do not desire my creativity to be limited in any way. There are a whole lot of contradictory tips, guides, and how-to ideas out there relating to interior design, and it is easy to get an information overload. If it works for another, then great, but it is just not me. Opinions are welcome, however, as they lead to a greater shared understanding of something that we both enjoy. Similarly, I try not to copy another’s style. I avoid this for fear of becoming too generic. There are certain sites online where people share ideas and advice about their personal interior space. However, I find that the spaces are basically all the same: sterile, grey L-shaped couch, guitar on the wall, Eames replica chair — it just doesn’t look or feel right for me. Some may love another’s style and want it exactly. They may seek a specific piece or designer furniture to incorporate. That’s great, but it does not work for me. Instead, I am influenced by things. I do not mean inspired, as this process is very subconscious. For example, I might read a magazine and see a piece of furniture that calls out to me, and then a couple of months later somehow end up with something similar in the living room. I don’t need to understand this, it just happens.
Experiment, experiment, experiment Experimentation is something I love doing and is invaluable to me. Often, I will discover something new through experimentation that I could not possibly have thought of beforehand. I will move furniture so that it fits, or discover something by accident. For example, I might knock over a round cane stool and discover it makes a great pot-plant holder. I love these little moments of spontaneity and revelation. Experimentation can also help with things like flow — it is totally based on what I’m feeling at the time. Currently I like it how I can open front door and the eye is pleasantly lead through the living room and into the back courtyard. If I feel like less flow and more encapsulation, I can put up tiered shelving or move a bookcase to “box in” the living room to capture that feeling by adding the extra wall.
Separating styles I have another style I like, bright and colourful things. I have always loved them. As a kid, I drew quite complex colourful drawings and still do. However, bright colours do not fit with my main style, so I created a space to express this. I call it
my colour space, and it is in my hallway. I tried mixing the styles, but it did not feel right and was too eclectic for me to handle. I enjoy the freedom this space gives me to experiment with different colours and total random objects — something different from my main style. Again, it is totally up to the individual, but I find it helpful to separate space if you have multiple styles that do not go together. There is a lot more I can say or expand on, but the material information is here. I hope this was helpful or resonated with you. But if not, then that is totally fine as well. Do what works for you as that is all that matters.
CANTA’S INTERIOR DESIGN TIPS - Determine your style: think of how you want the space to feel. Traditional or modern? Colourful or monochromatic? Once you figure out your style you can start sussing pieces that match.
- Artwork: if your landlord isn’t so keen on you repainting the walls, why not decorate your room with some art? Support a local artist, or create something yourself! Extra points for artistic nudes. - Experiment with lighting: treat yourself to a fun lamp, or string up some fairy lights for some cosy vibes.
- Add some greenery: plants will brighten up any room and fill the void of emptiness when you miss your cat. The only downside is trying to keep them alive. - Get some pretty bedding: you spend most of your time in bed already, so why not make it fun. Places like Kmart now have great collections of printed duvets that won’t break the bank.
A Repurposed Serving of Fashion in Quarantine By: Sania Ayushi
Kia Ora readers. Here we are in the beginning of the year and homebound. Some of us are loving this and some of us are hating it. We all have our own reasons. But I want to know, who amongst you really thinks that this period sucks because you feel isolated from fashion? You, that person there, or is it the person sitting beside you or behind you or above you? Wherever you are and whoever you are, if you are fashion hungry them fret not because I have got you an exclusive scoop on quarantine style! All you need to do is mix it with a little dash of your closet collection and then sprinkle some of that diva-ness of yours to create a beautiful look! Where the PJs at?
By PJ, I mean not the poor joke but the pyjamas, haha! Okay, let’s admit that pyjamas are our most favourite thing ever. We just can’t live without them (well, I can actually sleep in my jeans), and now they are not just our 4am friends but more like around the clock friends! We live in them. So, while you are in that comfy PJ set of yours, ready to curl into your couch for a movie, why don’t you pair it with some plain or graphic tee and printed socks to go with? A plain tee tucked under a pair of PJs and some brightly-coloured socks! That will just make your movie date extraaaaaaa! Well, at least your TV will be happy to see you!
Shirts that Aren’t Crisp
headbands! Oh God, they are like my quick turn-me-into-agoddess wands. We girls have serious issues when it comes to managing our hair — like who the hell blow dries every day? Ain’t got time or money and guess what, the salons are shut totally! So, to save yourself from that horror of hair standing up in the air, ready to dance, you can put on a cool headband. In case, you don’t have one, then just grab a scarf or bandana and do the wrap and twist technique to create a crown for your head. It will give you the full dreamy girl-next-door vibes!
Upgrade that Remains
Honestly, we all have heard the great ‘wear the shirt in ten different ways’ idea. Well then, now is the time! Take out that shirt or even a top and just repurpose it for your trips from the bedroom, to the kitchen, to the bathroom, and finally, to the lounge area. It is the easiest way to recycle a clothing. You can knot it, tie it, half-button it, and even layer it. Well, now that you look so gorgeous, you can actually cook a celebratory meal for your not-new-but-sexy-upgraded top!
Dresses in Disguise
Now, this is a stay-at-home party idea because who wears a dress while stuffing popcorn or writing that essay? Girl, I do and you can too! Just get that good-comfy dress, like the skater ones, and zip it up! Then twirl and dust your shelves or do your dishes, it won’t bother you at all! I know you’re going to say, “but it’s almost winter, dude!” but look, here’s the plan. Get your soft and pretty stockings on. Yeah, they are so cosy that you could happily sleep in them. You can even throw on a pullover and you are set for you casual-chic cleaning spree or endless essay-writing night.
Uff! Shirts, shirts, shirts. All my life I have heard that shirts are staples. But what’s a shirt without the creases, right? Here is the one thing you can do with your not-so-ironed shirts. Just button them down and throw on a loose, oversized t-shirt over it. You could even put on a knit jumper for that shirt to peek through. Also, don’t forget to pull out your shirt’s collar on top to get that extra edge.
Dear fashion folds, all or at least some of these things are essential for us. So, the next time you look at your wardrobe, remember that fashion doesn’t stop in a crisis. It stays with you wherever you go, event at home!
Head bang with the headband
Wear it because you want to wear it, as it’s you who is looking in the mirror not me. So, my suggestion is, why don’t we make that one look count, honey!
I can’t even begin to tell how much I have been using my
Strut in heels to get that rubbish out or put on a lipstick while vacuuming.
What is it like being an artist when you’re the biggest nerd in ‘STEM’? By: Annonymous
Artists at UC are from the most elegant and hidden department, which to this day I still have absolutely no idea where that may lie. They are the gals with makeup in all kinds of vivid colours, more than you can name, and the guys who are incredibly romantic and OMG good-at-sex (depending on what you like).
‘Artist’ is a title that cannot be earnt but can be gifted, one might say. While some young and passionate people pursue their artistic career in a $10,000+ pathway and live like elves, hidden away from the rest of the world, others decided to abandon their gifts and make the ‘responsible choice’: a dull and common life in STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics). Regardless, you still have the good and bad days. One day your lecturer asks you to draw a circuit diagram or some fancy structural blocks, for an average C+ and sometimes B- student (the most common folk at UC), what can the doctorate expect?
Perhaps another C+ just for the sake of getting that well-paying job. But to his surprise, in front of him lays a beautifully coloured and well-drawn figure that lightens up his day — or even his life. By the time your marking returns for the paper, you receive the first D in your entire academic life all because of
the simple reason of a “lack of key feature illustrations; this is engineering, not art”.
What can you do?
You just spent eight hours on that report for one arty diagram that got you a D grade. So, you decide, fuck it.
Finally, that ‘good day’ comes around, you go to the liquor store to get some drinks, head to K block to some druggy, and call that mate who lives like an elf to bitch about that choice you made between art and STEM long ago. You dig out the dusty colour paint and brushes to make yourself feel better, only to find out that God took your birth-gift back and now you are just like every common folk in STEM. But that’s not all. Somehow, you still find peace for being an artist in STEM. You start playing with mathematic formulas and get a pretty ‘math fluid paint’; you put that on the cover of your next report and get an A. Things keep getting better. You draw the face of your lecturers on every page of your notes and on the lecture theatre desks. You even make a pencil sculpture (just Google it...). To sum up, life is good if you are the artist in STEM, but only when you think about the pay-check you get after four long years of money-wasting study. Life isn’t good if you start thinking about all the sex you could have gotten during those four years, so don’t go there. Be optimistic, team!
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HEMP CLOTHING
By: Roshanah Masilamani Hemp — what is it, and how is it changing the future of fashion? Original Canvas is a company that is harnessing the power of hemp for good, utilising the world’s most versatile and sustainable crop to produce organic and eco-friendly clothing. Original Canvas is a sustainable and ethical clothing business focussed on making hemp accessible to New Zealanders. It was founded by three young Kiwi entrepreneurs who decided they were fed up with the way we continuously harm our environment and ourselves through what we eat, wear, and do every day. Their aim is to educate New Zealanders about the power of this plant, and the endless possibilities that hemp has to offer. They offer an alternative to cotton and synthetic fabrics by creating clothing using natural fibres that do not require chemicals or pesticides. Original Canvas hopes to inspire people to take the natural route in life, to sustain our environment, and change an industry that far too long has degraded our world and harmed Mother Nature. What is hemp?
Hemp is part of the cannabis family that is grown specifically for the industrial uses of its derived products. It is one of the fastest growing and most versatile plants on the planet. Hemp can be refined for a variety of uses, including paper, textiles, biodegradable plastics, insulation, biofuel, food, and animal feed. Hemp has been utilised by humans for over 50,000 years, however, in the century or so, its abilities and unmatched number of uses have been banned from the Western world due to an incorrect and long-standing social stigma. What’s the difference between hemp and weed?
Although weed and industrial hemp both come from the species cannabis sativa, they are their own distinct strains with individual compositions and uses. Hemp has lower concentrations of THC (the chemical that gets you high) and higher concentrations of CBD.
situations. Hemp is also hypoallergenic, so it is ideal for any skin types. Hemp is also fantastic for our planet. With hemp being the fastest CO2 biomass tool available on Earth, it’s a no brainer to be growing more of it everywhere we can. It uses no harmful chemicals, such as pesticides, which kill thousands every year due to poisoning, as a result of the fast fashion industry. Hemp regenerates the earth by naturally fertilising it for healthy rich soils. It requires little amounts of water and grows 4-6m tall in a 4-month harvest cycle, which produces four times the amount of fibre to cotton, per hectare. Micro-plastics from fast clothing are polluting our waterways and climbing back up our food chains, thousands of micro plastics are shed from every cycle of washing. Hemp is fighting back against plastic water pollution and giving the eco-systems that inhabit these waters a better chance. How ethical is Original Canvas?
The fabric is certified under the Global Organic Textile Standard (GOTS) and has been tested for any harmful chemicals under confidence friendly textiles. Why is hemp more expensive?
Because of its connection to cannabis, hemp has been unfairly restricted and regulated for decades. No one has the equipment, education or demand to sell hemp cheap. With the resurrection of hemp, we can change this through consumer demand. Your interest in, or purchase of, a hemp garment helps in the development of sustainable products through conscious consumerism becoming readily affordable. How should I wash/care for my hemp clothes?
What part of the hemp plant is the fabric made from?
The stalk — hemp fibre comes from the outer layer of the bast. Hemp grows 4-6 metres tall, with long fibres which gives it its super strength.
Air it out on the line if it doesn’t smell or have marks. Spot cleaning works best for long-term results. Hemp being strong means you can thrash it on a cold cycle in the washing machine and it will keep strengthening with every wash. But dry it flat, do not use pegs, as close tight rubbing could create holes and marks, especially when blended with Organic Cotton.
What’s the meaning behind the name, Original Canvas?
What are some other uses of hemp?
The word canvas is actually derived from the word cannabis! All canvas was once made from woven hemp fibres — hemp was the original canvas, and therefore a fitting name for the company. Why hemp?
Firstly, hemp fabric is great for our health. The natural fibres of hemp help fight the spread of bacteria, which prevents skin conditions and irritations. These fibres also ensure the fabric remains odour-free far longer than other fabrics (a major plus for sweaty people). Hemp is nature’s strongest fibre, softening over time but aging beyond its years. Hemp clothing is designed to last generations with love and care. It’s breathable on the skin, which is great for hot days, and it resists UV rays. In winter, the natural fibres will keep you warm, and stay mould-free in damp
The whole hemp plant can be used!
Food — the seed of a hemp plant is the most nutrient dense seed on the planet! Hemp hearts are great on top of toast, porridge, or thrown in a smoothie.
Medicine — CBD is extracted from the hemp leaf, which has a number of mind-blowing benefits Building materials — the inside of the hemp stalk makes for a strong hemp hurd, which when blended with water and lime creates a hemp concrete. Ideal for eco-friendly housing. Hemp has over 50,000 uses and can eliminate plastic products.
Check out originalcanvas.co.nz for more information about the company and their mission, or to purchase some hemp clothing of your own!
What U C around UC’s Clubs Dramasoc The members of DramaSoc will always be found in their coats for club’s day. This is because it makes the wearers feel more regal, which is the last thing they need as they all think they belong on a throne anyway, but it makes them stand out. During club’s day this is essential, as us theatre nerds have always been able to seek each other out based on how over the top their clothing is. Anything as small as the amount of accessories to the 5 layers they’re wearing, if the energy they’re giving off is they use their clothes to artistically display their extra personality even if that personality is not caring about what they look like, they’re most likely to be a member of DramaSoc!
UC CLIMBING CLUB The most important aspect of this photo is the gear. Think you have enough on your harness? Clip some more on, you might just need it. Next up, the classic tie-dye shirt of a climber. Psychedelic patterns to display your rad-ness; funky leggings are especially typical of the UC climbing club. Not only are they excellent for the power moves, they give your belayer something to keep an eye on. On the feet, the one and only Crocs. The most useful footwear, great for the crag, gym or around uni.
CUSSC
Who said you can’t be warm AND fashionable, CUSSC likes to get retro! Seen here we have everything you need to get sendy, including a nutcracker belt to get us up those Temple Basin tow ropes, skis to get us back down, temple basin ski pass to show off up at Hutt, and quality dazzle protection.
UC TRAMPING CLUB After following the fence line up to Letterbox Saddle, an isolatee front points up Corrigation Ridge in an attempt for the summit of Mount Garage. Please let us out of this flat fucking city, we are desperate. Tramping attire includes the dutiful, and most faithful pack – which somehow fits everything and more – thick socks (perfect for winter flatting situations as well), pants that aren’t jeans and tops that aren’t made of wool!
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Estelle Miller
Caja Bishop
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Francesca Achterberg @artcesca
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Jonathan Hargest Hamish Dodd
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Morgan Tracy @morganleetracy
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Club Noticeboard University of Canterbury Toastmasters Club MSc in Biological Sciences, Elizabeth De Jongh writes: “I initially joined Toastmasters in the U.S, because I had been struggling with social anxiety and had little confidence during interviews. I didn’t expect much, but the extremely welcoming and supportive environment was what made me become a member. Everyone in the club is working towards a different goal, yet they all are so encouraging of each other. Standing up and speaking in front of a group of strangers is a terrifying notion to most; Toastmasters is a safe space, providing you honest compliments and non-judgmental feedback.” You can find us at U-Can-Speak Toastmasters on Faceook. Monday nights, 7pm on Zoom.
UC Amateur Sports Society + Others Our current Tik Tok Challenge is a test of skill, composure, patience, and creativity. UCASS has teamed up with some of the biggest names in the clubs game to bring to you the UC Clubs TrickTok Challenge. Whether you’re a kook-slamming CUBA feign or have a taste for GC’s finer things in life, we are keen to see what you’ve got. To enter, make a trickshot TikTok to your favoured club’s tune with the appropriate hashtag! To make it an amateur-friendly contest, the public will decide the winners of two prizes: 1) Most outrageous, ridiculous, talented, skillful, how-did-they-dothat award ($50 Countdown voucher) 2) Points for trying/creativity award for whoever deserves more than a wooden spoon ($25 Countdown voucher) Head onto the socials of The GC, CUBA, ENSOC, Lads Without Labels, Women in Business or UCASS for more info!
COVID-19 and the Climate A Club Spotlight by Law for Change What is Climate Change? To understand how the ramifications of COVID-19 have affected climate change, it is important to firstly have a basic understanding of climate change. Climate change is an extremely complicated topic and I, a law student, am not going to attempt to break down every scientific aspect of it in the next few paragraphs, so I’ll keep it brief. Climate change describes the changes occurring to the earth’s climate as a result of increasing greenhouse gasses in the atmosphere, such as carbon dioxide and methane, produced largely from humans burning fossil fuels. There are also other sources that contribute to rising greenhouse gasses, such as agricultural productions and land-use change. The increase of greenhouse gasses traps more heat from the sun in our atmosphere, which then warms the planet. As of April 2020, the planet has warmed approximately 1.9 degrees Celsius since 1880. This might seem insignificant, but it has, and will continue to have, extreme consequences for the earth and for humans. Scientists across the world warn that further increases in temperature could have catastrophic impacts on human life and the planet. Despite fervent political arguments otherwise, it is overwhelmingly clear that humans are the primary cause of climate change.
How has Covid-19 affected the environment? It is safe to say the COVID-19 pandemic has many of us wanting to cha-cha back to 2019. Personally, I am thoroughly missing picking up a regular soy flat white in my keep cup (#environment) and strolling into contract law 10 minutes late. While a coffee addict may feel deprived, the environment is thriving. This is the result of the global pandemic which has seen the everyday grind come to a halt. Widespread shutdown, empty highways, global air travel non-existent, shuttered businesses and subsequently, plummeting pollution levels. The pandemic has temporarily cleaned our skies. Unseen realities such as being able to see the Himalayas from the ground in the Indian city of Punjab for the first time in decades, or saving approximately 53,000 lives in China, is the reality which has emerged out of the lock-down and from a dramatic reduction of pollution. The turtles on Florida’s beach are thriving and the flamingos in Albania are flourishing. Amidst the despair that COVID-19 has brought, shines a small token of light — our planet is sighing with relief. The destructive virus has forced the entire world’s population to retreat back into their homes. For years humans have contributed to the emission of harmful gasses through daily functions of life. Science is now showing that less human activity is equating to less pollution. Isn’t it ironic that it was a respiratory disease that is plaguing the planet? It was pollution that made the virus worse, but now lockdowns are bringing about a breath of fresh air, literally. Nitrous oxide and CO2 levels have dropped across the globe and even in little old New Zealand, the air quality is sharply improving.
Despite these positive ecological ramifications, there’s some not so good stuff on the horizon. While it has been inspiring to see all of the positive environmental results coming from our quarantine, climate change is not a quick fix. It has been eyeopening to see how quickly nature can flourish in the absence of human interference, but there has still been an increase of online shopping, a decrease in recycling practices, and a major influx of waste from overworked hospitals. Active climate protection measures have taken a back seat and with a recession looming we need to be conscious that we don’t over-exert the system. That being said, the cleaner skies and stories of animals roaming into what were once human-dominated spaces, truly exemplifies our impact on the climate. There is a lot more work to be done, but it is clear, now more than ever, that it is possible. Moving past COVID-19, if we choose to unite behind science rather than fear, it is clear how much we can achieve.
What does this mean for New Zealand? The National Institute of Water and Atmospheric Research has been providing air quality updates during COVID-19 restrictions, showing the rise and fall of nitrous oxides, another prominent greenhouse gas. Less than a week into lockdown we began to see radical improvements in our air quality. Week to week NIWA have been posting comprehensive reports comparing the current nitrous oxides levels to what would be expected for this time of year. The levels detected on Riccarton Road fell by 83% over the first three weeks of lockdown. As amazing as these results are, author of the reports, Dr. Ian Longley, has stated that it is too early to tell if changes in traffic volumes within the lockdown period, such as during the Easter holidays, or increases in home heating are also impacting air quality. It is important to remember that there are many variables to consider when looking at the environmental impact of COVID-19, and that the positive results of this four-week period will not continue unless we consciously continue along this path working to reduce emissions.
What does this mean going forward? Coming out of lockdown the government will focus on rebuilding and strengthening our economy. When things go back to “normal”, we risk compromising all of the environmental benefits that have occurred during the lockdown. We also possibly risk that environmental concerns will fade entirely into the background, and the harm resulting from the “norm” will continue. It is for this reason that the Zero Carbon Bill is so important. The Bill aims to reduce New Zealand’s carbon emissions to zero and prevent the global average temperature from rising above 1.5 degrees Celsius above the pre-industrial levels. The Zero Carbon Bill seeks to ensure that New Zealand continues to reduce its climate impacts even if public and government attention dwindles. Rod Carr and the other members of the Climate Commission have issued a statement imploring the government to not put climate on the back burner. Following the Great Recession in 2008, environmental reform was all but forgotten. We cannot repeat history. As New Zealanders we can play our part by urging our MPs to remember our responsibility to protect this planet, now and for future generations. We have shown we can temporarily “heal” the earth, now we must choose to make that an ongoing reality.
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Some people just don’t understand art. Or, they don’t understand the purpose of art. People often think when funding cuts are necessary, that art programmes should be the first on the list to be removed. This is sad. Art can have a meaningful impact on an individual’s wellbeing and on the community for a number of reasons. Just think of all the different types of art that exists — paintings, sculptures, drawings, woodwork, performing arts. If art is slowly being removed from our environment because of lack of funding, our everyday world would become increasingly grey and boring!
One of the biggest challenges most of the students I know struggle with is finding a way to stay motivated and on task with their studies, while also allowing for the space to relax and rejuvenate. Too much work and students will burnout. Too much play and their student allowance runs out.
The Mental Health Foundation of New Zealand have a number of beneficial tips on how to live a happy and mentally healthy life. One promotion is to “Keep Learning”. When you learn something new, it can feel exciting and can also increase your self-esteem! Your mind is opened to new possibilities, you have new activities to try or a new conversation topic to bring up with your friends. Think of how an art class would make you feel. Most instant reactions are fear, anxiety, or embarrassment. This way of thinking can prevent many people from trying an art class when it can actually be a lot of fun! Art classes can teach you not only artistic skills and creative thinking, but also to let go and stop worrying about whether other people will like your art or not. Practice art for fun, and fun alone. You may actually enjoy it and want to continue creating art in the future. If you would like to try something new, the UCSA have teamed up with Paint ’n’ Sip Studio to provide free virtual art classes to students during the lockdown period. Check out the UCSA Facebook page for information. If art doesn’t bring you joy, that is OK. Keep on searching for that which brings you joy in your life. If you would like to read more about the Five Ways of Wellbeing, please check out the website: https://www. mentalhealth.org.nz/home/ways-to-wellbeing/
If this struggle sounds familiar, then here’s my tip: start practicing a weekly Sabbath. What’s a Sabbath? Simply put, it’s about putting aside one day of the week to not do any work, and to instead engage in the things that “re-create”. Wendell Berry once put it like this, “Sabbath observance invites us to stop. It invites us to rest. It asks us to notice that while we rest, the world continues without our help. It invites us to delight in the world’s beauty and abundance.” The idea of a Sabbath rest day is rooted in the book of Genesis, where it speaks of God creating everything and then taking the 7th day off. So, for thousands of years, people have been following Gods lead, and I think it’s a great way for students to regulate their study/rest routine. It’s a special day to have gratitude for life, to delight in the simple things around you (trees, birds, sunsets, pies). It’s a change to unplug from your phone, take up a new hobby, and enjoy a long afternoon nap. And guess what, some people even pray! You were created to have a Sabbath. So maybe it’s time you “created for yourself a beautiful day” once a week? Your studies will thank you for it. REV SPANKY MOORE Spanky.moore@canterbury.ac.nz
Fashion On Screen By: Roshanah Masilamani
Given that this issue is themed around the arts and fashion, I figured why not compile a list of TV shows that feature some truly incredible clothes.
If these shows don’t get you inspired to revamp your wardrobe and undergo a makeover, nothing will.
The Nanny
I know everyone loves to go on about the fashion on Friends, but in my opinion, the one true 90s style icon is Fran Drescher. The show’s Wikipedia page literally describes her as a “Jewish fashion queen”, so I don’t think it’s necessary to expand any further.
Sex and The City Per the title, the show is centred around four best friends having a lot of sex in the city (New York City, that is). The show’s fashion is iconic, with each episode featuring at least three truly fabulous outfits. I mean, what’s Carrie Bradshaw without her $300 Manolo Blahnik heels? Sure, there’s some questionable fashion choices at times (I’m looking at you, Miranda), but SATC has had a lasting impact on the fashion world that is yet to be replicated.
Scandal
This one is for all my law students out there. Have you scored a summer internship, and are now wondering whether your silk Glassons top is gonna cut it? If you’re searching for office wear inspo, then look no further than Olivia Pope. The queen of business attire, she’ll give you plenty of looks to aspire to — just don’t expect to afford any of her wardrobe until you make partner.
American Horror Story: Hotel Listen, I love AHS but even I’m begging Ryan Murphy to stop. Although Hotel as a season may have been hit-and-miss at times, the fashion was all win. This is largely thanks to Lady Gaga’s Countess, an enigmatic, bloodsucking, bisexual who serves straight looks in every scene. The bleached brows, the winged liner paired with a bold lip, that red dress … Gaga is forever iconic.
Sex Education
Mad Men
This show revolves around the New York City advertising world during the 50s and 60s. Mad Men is noted for its historically accurate depiction, and the fashion is no exception. It almost makes me want to throw away my booty shorts in favour of a sexy knee-length pencil skirt. Shout out to Joan Holloway for calling out workplace sexism whilst looking that damn good.
This show is a must-watch for its honest and progressive depiction of sex and sexuality, but it also has great fashion. A mix of 80s, 90s, and modern day trends, the show will provide you with endless street-style inspiration. Plus, the characters actually repeat the same clothing items throughout the seasons — a norm for most people, despite the fact that the Pretty Little Liars girls had access to an ever-changing wardrobe. I’m still coveting Otis’s tri-coloured puffer as I eagerly wait for the third season.
Yes, It is Possible to By: Liam Stretch
I was flattered to get the call up from your excellent editor, Sam, to share with you an utterly pointless part of my level four lockdown experience. However meaningless this was, it was also one of my greatest achievements and perhaps the most commitment I have shown to any concept, ever.
This concept was eggs, or to prepare them in as many different ways as I could every day over four weeks. This is not an original idea – you may be familiar with Bon Appetit’s ‘every way to cook an egg’ – but as I found throughout this journey, the possibilities are endless and not even BA had exhausted the opportunities that come with a white and yolk. Move over Ben Appétit; it’s Stretchfast time. Sorry, not sorry. When the saga began on the 25th of March, I didn’t embark on this attempt out of spontaneity, more out of necessity. Within my bubble was my mother, father, brother, and his girlfriend; my brother’s girlfriend’s mum owned a bakery that was having to get rid of excess stock due to the impending ceasing of operations in response to the ‘Rona. This left her with an enormous number of eggs, which were kindly shared with us. I knew that in my heart of hearts, these could not go to waste, and with a probable life of four weeks refrigerated, I set myself the task of using as many as possible.
On the first day, it started simple. My favourite traditional way to have eggs is fried. A good tablespoon of olive oil on a medium-high heat for about five minutes, spooning the oil over the yolk as you go. This was served with a kumara hash, not because I’m pretentious, but because gluten is not always my best friend. It remained simple for the next couple of days while I still had work to do. I’m a writer and sub-editor and was, at the time, gainfully employed – as we got further into lockdown, that became more uncertain. With the extra time on my hands, and because I barely function in the morning, I figured that a few hours in the kitchen in the early hours would do me a world of good. For anyone who loves food, and in turn, loves cooking, will know how therapeutic creating in the scullery can be. For me, this got me through lockdown; unaffected by what could have been a mental health nightmare.
Alas, I digress, back to the topic at hand, eggs. I had begun sharing my creations on Instagram – my mother still thinks I am an influencer – bringing joy to a handful of those who follow me, and I decided because I had nothing better to do, I would get overly creative. This was kicked off with a visit to a publication from the late 1970s, The New Zealand Radio & Television Cookbook edited by Alison Holst; Eggs in Tomato Baskets. These a similar to shirred or baked eggs, which is a very bland way of cooking eggs in a ramekin with a bit of seasoning. Though looking exciting, the eggs in their little tomato
cots were far too firm and reminiscent of a bygone era – New Zealand has only recently come into its own in a culinary sense. Nevertheless, this fired me up and gave me direction for some of the egg dishes to follow. As my army of fans loved it (about six people), I decided to take suggestions of what to create next. This was successful, and my mission for society to finally accept eggs as they are – beautiful, unique, versatile – resonated with my community. Thanks to these suggestions, I discovered new favourites: Welsh Rarebit, a glazed donut with egg and bacon, tofu scramble, and salt-cured egg yolks. It did, however, unveil some awful creations that one will never go near again. This can be said for cloud eggs; though an Internet sensation, they taste horrific and hardly constitute food at all. All recommendations were supported by at least half an hour’s research each morning before I got cooking. Sometimes my dishes were inspired by the happenings of the day. One such meal that was born out of current events was West Virginia devilled eggs in honour of Bill Withers. Withers has long been an idol of mine and I was determined to find a dish that reflected him. Thankfully, after about an hour of Googling, I stumbled upon a recipe book entitled Appalachian Home Cooking, in which there was a glorious recipe for the aforementioned devilled eggs. Bill Withers was a WV native and one hopes this befitted his character – as they warmed my soul as much as his music does. I made around two dozen, and they disappeared within minutes, they were otherworldly – the pickle juice and buckets of mayonnaise made sure of this. There is something magical about devilled eggs, and now I think I understand why they are a funeral staple; they’re the ultimate comfort food, yet light enough to be inhaled at a swift rate.
Perhaps my most significant achievement throughout this whole process was my replication of a McDonald’s Bacon and Egg McMuffin, complete with branded wax paper. I really don’t know how I did it, but it tasted the same, and I even felt heavy and lazy post-consumption. The highlight was actually McDonald’s approving of it; I can die happy now.
As level four drew to a close, I set myself a challenge of having eggs with every meal and at this point, I figured it would be rude to not go out on a B12 overdose. This came by way of a stellar pavlova, crème brûlée, salt-cured egg yolks, little baby quiches, a scrambled egg grilled cheese, and as a nod to the start of the series, a fried egg.
All in all, I created 40 dishes and ended with a desire not to touch eggs again. In fact, at the time of writing, I have had my first egg in nearly two weeks. If you’re at all interested and are still reading at this point, I’d like to share a couple of my favourite recipes.
Eat Too Many Eggs. Mrs Beeton’s Scotch Woodcock INGREDIENTS - Four slices of toast - Butter
- Four eggs
- Two tablespoon milk - A good pinch of salt
- A good pinch of pepper
- One small can of anchovy fillets METHOD Cover the hot toast with butter and keep warm. Beat the eggs with the milk and seasoning. Put a good knob of butter into a saucepan, heat gently, then add the eggs and milk. Cook gently until the mixture thickens. Spread on toast and garnish with anchovy fillets—arranged in a lattice design. Then apply a flurry of fresh thyme.
Chinese Style Steamed Eggs INGREDIENTS - Three eggs
- A splash of soy sauce - White Pepper
- 200 mls of stock (vegetable or chicken) - Sesame oil
- A dazzle of chilli flakes
- A sprinkle of spring onion or chives METHOD Mix the eggs with chopsticks or fork until fully amalgamated, add the stock, white pepper and mix thoroughly. Transfer to a bowl and put a plate on top. Place in a steamer and gently steam for around 12 minutes. Serve with chilli flakes, spring onions and a dash of sesame oil. I recommend soy on the side as well. NOTE: If you don’t have a steamer, place a colander in a saucepan with a few inches of water. Place tea towel betwixt the pot lip and lid to stop any steam escaping. Instagram @liamstretch
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Kčwaha of the Week- Wheo kē! Buzzy! By: Maui Brennan
Is it time to consider a Universal Basic Income? There has been an emerging conversation about how people should meet their expenses during the COVID-19 restrictions. Many people in New Zealand have jobs that require physical contact, or breaking some form of isolation restrictions. There are also many workers who have lost their jobs suddenly because they worked in an industry that relies on international travel, such as tourism or the airline industry. For these workers, this period of lockdown can be a challenge, especially if they need to put food on the table for themselves and their family. Is it time to replace our welfare system with a universal basic income system instead? A popular example of an applied universal basic income system is the Alaskan Permanent Fund. It has been running since 1982 and the state deposits 25% of its mineral into the fund annually. In the past, Alaskans have been receiving a check of $2052 annually, however because of a sharp fall in oil prices, they now receive closer to $1000 annually. Despite the recent cuts in the Alaskan Permanent Fund Program, a 2016 study by the University of Alaska found that the program itself may have contributed to a 20% reduction in poverty. However, many point out that its system is vulnerable to the oil revenue it receives from its wells. It could result in dividend cuts that could impact harshly on the livelihood of its citizens, or it may cut funding for programs in other vital state departments, in order to maintain the current dividend amount. Looking back at Aotearoa, our economy does not even generate enough oil revenue to support a Universal Basic Income system. However, that is not to say that implementing such a system is economically unfeasible. It is certainly possible, but it will most likely be accompanied by a dramatically increased progressive tax system. Even if implemented, the dividend pay-outs may be too low for the ones who need it most. Associate Professor of Economics at the University of Auckland, Susan St. John, suggests that a good compromise may be applying UBI principles to the current social security system that we have now. For those who are working age
and without paid work, she suggests that the welfare payments could be more automatic and less restrictive and means-tested. For those who are over 65, NZ Super could be converted to a proper UBI system with a progressive tax system on the income super annuitants receive. Associate Professor Susan St. John proposes that this could be gradually expanded to different groups who are in need. Personally, my thoughts are that in any case some form of UBI system should be introduced in the long-term. As automation displaces more workers each day, we need a social safety net that is not restrictive, but rather streamlined to take a non-discriminative approach to those who are in need. It may be a good idea to adopt a complete UBI system that replaces our current welfare system, or it may be better to take a more compromised approach. In any case, it is important that the Government meets this challenge, even after the lockdown finishes. The dilemma of automation will not go away any time soon, so it makes sense to approach this problem now before its effects worsen. (By the way, if you are passionate about discussing UBI policy or politics in general, I recommend joining UCPOLS! Sign up online at www.ucpols.co.nz. )
Political Meme of the Week
PRESIDENT’S PIECE Kia Ora Team! 3 weeks in to online learning and here we are, still trudging along! Over the last two weeks we’ve been pretty hard at work still (from home) in particular thinking about our move back and some further implications on the Student Body. Here’s a rundown on what you need to know: The Exec have been hard at work with Clubs Sessions, grants, Class Reps, Study Forums, Newsletters, Policy Writing (our new sustainability one), advisory groups and more. We have also worked with the University on a “pulse” survey that goes out via LEARN to regularly check in with how students are experiencing online learning so we can continue to monitor the situation for you all. Livestream sessions continue. This week we had a session with our International Students hosted by our International Rep Derrick, still available on our Facebook page if you missed! Upcoming are topics likes fee’s, exams, grades and all of the above so keep an eye out. Our Equity and Wellbeing Rep Georgie helped us get a new Hardship Fund off the ground called Kono Iti. The funds may be used to help with transport, books, additional expenses associated with vulnerable or immuno-compromised students or family, extra energy costs or other special needs caused by the extraordinary environment we face. All of us who sit on University Council as well as our VC, Cheryl De La Rey have taken a 20% pay decrease to widen this fund. Additionally, YOUR staff have donated an extra $12,000 to the fund. If you’re experiencing any kind of hardship at all PLEASE get in touch with our Advocacy and Welfare Team. Our AGM is upcoming and it’s LIVE. It’ll be a good chance to see where we are at, particularly in the wake of COVID-19 and to win an E-Scooter literally just by viewing! 21st of May at 12pm – not to be missed! There’s a few global issues taking place dues to the effects of COVID .You may have seen that Auckland University have announced the scaling of grades – a +1 for everyone! We wanted to flag with you now, this isn’t off the cards for UC. Our Vice Pres, Katie helped to formulate an Assessment Policy which includes the option of grade scaling if needed. We will keep you informed as things progress, but for now, important to note is we do hear you! That’s all for now. Stay safe, look after each other and stay in touch! Before I go though, we thought this time round we would pick some recommendations of some awesome club
initiatives to get behind in response to COVID-19, not to worry, our Exec meet and greets will be back, but until next time, get amongst some of the following: Women in Business One of our clubs, Women in Business has launched a podcast called ‘Down to Business’ which has featured women entrepreneurs from all over the world giving advice on how to cope in an innovative manner. This includes Brianne West from Ethique and Sara Widdowson from local Christchurch business, Your Monthly. A SERIOUSLY good listen! Law Clubs Study Collab All of our affiliated Law Clubs have created a central platform whereby each clubs offers a series of study groups and tutorials for all law students. If you’re a law student and keen on some guided study over this time Meremere Members Facebook page is for you! ENSOC Our Engineering Society have introduced a competition whereby they are asking people to run for Mental Health Awareness. They donate $1 for every 2km run and applied for our COVID-19 Grant to award a spot prize of $300 running shoes. A great cause to get outside for! Law For Change – Employment Rights Seminar If you have (or had) a Job over this time and are keen to know about your rights, Law for Change has teamed up with Community Law Canterbury and are running an employment rights virtual seminar. Whack onto their Facebook page to sign up!
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I had a premonition that my lucky dip date was going to be someone I already knew, and well, I was right. Good old Liam Donnelly set me up with a guy who had just days before sent me a big folder of notes and resources for 1st pro mechanical engineering and had come by my flat before lockdown to sell me robot parts for a now cancelled project. We settled into some solid chat, skipping the “what do you study?” questions and going straight into shit talking some of my lecturers. As I got to know my date more I realized that my lucky dip was a little too lucky, all the stereotypes of guys I’m into were present, it was so uncanny that I briefly wondered if Canta had been listening to my phone calls. Long brown hair in a man bun, Mechanical Engineering, Into the outdoor pursuits (tramping and distance running), Killer sense of humour, Had taken a gap year, originally from Nelson, a little too smart for his own good, Could spin a fat yarn, called me beautiful on more than one occasion, traded concussion pics with me, in the process of converting a van, comes from
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Ten minutes before the date I realized I was still supporting six weeks bumfluff. With only bic razors available it really came down to the wire to tidy myself up. After downing several drinks, I hopped on the call with my blind date and it turned out to be someone I had already met. I had sold her robot parts for one of her course competitions which she said got cancelled a week later hahhah. After immediately recognizing the person I was sceptical as to how it would go. Studying the same degree we started with small chat about uni stuff, sharing stories about our least and most favourite lectures.
After the initial pleasantries the drinks definitely kicked in and I was an absolute mess. Despite me struggling to keep upright in my chair the conversation actually flowed really well. She was a really easy person to talk to and I felt very comfortable. Turns out we have a lot of mutual interests in the outdoors and similar morals. She told stories of her working as an outdoor
a family of rock-climbers (not converted to the sport yet but I love a fixer upper). My date had great chat and asked some interesting questions such as “What’s your go to poverty meal” (his was so questionable that I am not going to repeat it). He had had a near death river-crossing story from walking the South Island, and some truly awful stories of getting on the piss. I have no doubt that if we were having a physical date instead of a virtual date that the evening would’ve continued with chaotic adventures, and at the very least a kiss goodnight, but instead from the comfort of our homes we both drank ourselves stupid until midnight. My two biggest concerns following the date are that I can’t even branch out my taste on a blind date, and a concern for the wellbeing of Liam Donnelly who set us up. Liam are you okay? Is this job taking a toll on you? Are you pulling when you’re not pushing others together? Liam, how about a threesome? It would be rude not to.
instructor in England which I thought was awesome. We discovered we are both very very amateur guitar players but we still serenaded each other. She was disappointed that I couldn’t play Wonderwall, I promise I’ll learn it next time. We were able to also bond over concussion stories, each exchanging photos of ourselves with blood pouring down our faces.
A few hours in and I was only getting into more of a state. A few tactical tachies kept me in the game but I was a sinking ship. The point at which we realized the night was over was when I busted out my third nipple (not as gross as you would think). Looking back on it I had a really good time and definitely will be sliding into her DM’s when lockdown is over. She has great chat and a great mullet, what more could you want? Thanks Lucky Dip it was great fun. P.s. if Liam Donnelly is available for a threesome, we are both very down.
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LEO (JUL 23 - AUG 22)
When life gives you a supermarket, bake all of the things! Now that life has given you takeaways, make crafty nonedible things!
If a painting of a Wakachangi can win the UCSA artwork competition, then you have no excuse not to publish the hell out of those fever-dream doodles you’re sitting on.
Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder. For example, the line of spilled white paint down the path on Clyde road is not just art, it’s a monument, so go and BEHOLD.
It’s fine if you’re thinking “it’s ok to wear sweatpants 24/7”, but remember that you stand on the shoulders of giants, and by “giants” I mean engineering students to whom this was already known.
Getting 100k views on a TikTok is not an accomplishment unless you make a LinkedIn post about your expanding skill-set.
LIBR A (SEP 23 - OCT 22)
SCORPIO (OCT 23 - NOV 21)
SAGITTARIUS (NOV 22 - DEC 21)
CAPRICORN (DEC 22 - JAN 19)
You didn’t shave your head during level 4 of lockdown, but that doesn’t mean you should refrain from getting a motherfucking bowl-cut right this instant.
Express your professionalism by over-producing various backgrounds for your Zooms. Don’t have photoshop? PowerPoint is a damn fine replacement and comes with [WordArt, but in an OTT WordArt font].
If they had invented masturbation and TikTok in Shakespeare’s time, he might not have written King Lear during lockdown. But why be a ‘Shakespeare’ when you can get really good at wanking and giving the Chinese Communist Party your phone data?
If Sean Paul can make music in times like these then there’s a good chance you have a song in you too.