What's the Word April 17 Issue

WHAT’S THE WORD

UNIVERSITY OF THE INCARNATE WORD

April 17 2017

VIVA UIW! Spring 2016

Dave Stopera BuzzFeed Staff

9 Things Everyone Hates With A Passion But Would Never Admit When you tap your pockets and can’t feel your phone

This sadness:

When you wake up and check your phone but it’s right before your alarm is supposed to ring

Me: Nice to meet you Person: we’ve met before Me:

When you sit down in the salon chair after shampoo and wonder if you always been this ugly

When the cashier is already serving When you ask for directions the next customer but you’re not finished putting your change in and they start using the your wallet words “east” and “west”

When you touch wet food in the sink

When youve been at home for 4 hours and you see LTE instead of the wifi symbol

https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/27-things-everyone-hates-with-a-passion-but-would-never?utm_term=.kgxWwMGzr#.acVeOPAQN

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