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School of Pharmacy opens new site at Missouri State University

“Share a Coke” tour makes it’s way to Kansas City HIRAL PATEL SENIOR STAFF WRITER

“It’s a popular event that has been traveling around the country, and we’re excited to The Coca-Cola Company’s have it here at UMKC,” said “Share a Coke” tour stopped at Randolph.“It [Share a Coke tour] the UMKC Student Union on is here for the enjoyment of our Thursday, Sept. 4. The event students,” was co-sponsored by the Union JANET SCHAAF While effectively promoting Programming Board. NEWS EDITOR the company through this This summer, The Coca- Cola campaign, The Coca- Cola Students interested Company kicked in off the its “Share Company also utilized social Coke” campaign. As a new UMKC aSchool of Pharmacy media. Not only did the company strategy, Coca-Cola programmarketing now have another choice target teenagers with common replaced its original logo withthe of destination. For dedicated names, they also started a 250diehard most popular names of urbanites, big campus hashtag trend: #ShareaCoke. American guys and gals teenagers. or decidedly The Coca- Cola Company uses “Share a Coke” outdoorsy The types, a niche can betour is a large amount of its profits for found atscheduled UMKC. to make 500 stops water conservation. They have around the United States, three UMKC recently partnered partners all around the world that of which are in Missouri. with Missouri State UniversityThe tour help conserve water resources, stopped at UMKC, Union Station to offer a third location for including World Resources and the university of Central the Pharm.D. program. The Institute, WaterAid and World Missouri in Warrensburg. Springfield,Because Mo., campus be body Wildlife Fund. UMKC’swill student One of Coca- Colas largest home tois30sopharmacy students diverse, most students’ projects is the Replenish Africa as they complete the professional names are not on the generic Initiative. Coca- Cola has portion Cocaof theCola degree program. cans. The “Share a promised six years and $30 Another Coke” School tour of Pharmacy offered site, a way for at the University Missouri their million to this initiative to aid students toof customize – Columbia, doors in Zero, clean water efforts in Africa. own opened Coca- its Cola, Coke Since 2009, the Replenish Africa 2005. or Diet Coke cans. Attendees the community improve Initiative to hashelp reached 800,000 Caring for patients in a high The were Caring forcustomize Missouri able to a canhealth for and wellness in Springfield tech environment will be second people who now have access themselves as was a can for Initiative, launched as in well 2009, nature for these students, who andathetosurrounding towns in the has clean water. Coca-Cola friend. were allowed the impetus forAttendees the partnership will be trained in a similar southwest Missouriprovided region.” sanitation successfully continue cycling through the betweento UMKC and MSU. situation. Although is no The for overthere 130,000people. Coca-Cola Governorline, Jaycreating Nixon multiple established company hopes tothe provide clean “All sites are connected virtually requirement to do so, hope cansMissouri until the to event ended. Caring for alleviate for 2 million people andthrough to live synchronous is thatwater students will establish Members of the “Share the shortage of healthcarea Coke” find betterthe sanitation solutions video conferencing technology. careers within state after handed out samples of workers team in also rural areas of graduation. for approximately 200,000 Students interact with professors All of the 30 students at the Missouri.their Theproducts state oftoMissouri people in the future. students at MSU claim Missouri and other students via classroom Student Union. provided a total of $40 million to hometowns, A portion of all Coca microphones, HD cameras and and therefore haveCola’s “[This event] is brought to us by the state’s two-year and four-year ties to the profits contribute to the other technology in a real time state. Half of them hail Coca- Cola that the university has Replenish Africa Initiative. colleges an to agreement fund development format,” according to the SOP from Springfield. with, as aof beverage healthcare training said programs. “The community—hpatel@unews.com has wanted website. supplier,” Lashaundra

According to the governor’s office Randolph, Staff Advisor of UPB. this program for a while,” website (governor.mo.gov), UMKC Gubbins said. “Healthcare received $11,814,460 as part of and higher education are the initiative. major economic drivers of the Associate Dean Paul Gubbins Springfield community and so is excited about the beginning of they are very proud and excited this new venture. The initial class to have us here.” of students is having a “fantastic” Students will have the start to the year, he said. opportunity to train at top-rated “We are off to a great start,” hospitals. Mercy Hospital and Gubbins said. “This week a Cox Health, both in Springfield, faculty member and a group of are rated by IMS Health as two of students gave presentations at the top 100 hospitals in the U.S. a local high school about the Both institutions have also been dangers of prescription drug ranked as “Most Wired” hospitals abuse. So I envision even more by the American Hospital opportunities for our students Association. as they train to provide service to

This was just the opportunity that inaugural class member Kendra White had been waiting for. “I have worked in pharmacy for 15 years, and started seeking going to pharmacy school when I found out that UMKC was considering putting a satellite campus at MSU,” White said. “For years I have stated to friends, family and co-workers that if there was a pharmacy school in my area I would jump on the opportunity to go.” White said she would not have asked her husband to uproot

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their family. They have three children and enjoy living in the southeastern Missouri area. She plans to stay in the area after graduation. The new site has become a place that the students are proud of. “It was rewarding for me the first couple of days to see students take pictures of their classroom environment and give virtual tours to their family members or friends,” Gubbins said. “It reassured me that indeed those who had the vision and commitment to build the site and put program here got it all right.” It was definitely right for White. “I feel like UMKC and MSU have really focused on putting the students and their success as their first priority,” White said. “... with all the work we have to do while in the program for the next four years it will be nice to be able to call this place my second home.” —jschaaf@unews.com

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Event spotlights immigrant women’s struggles Apple Keynote: One More Thing Fame by Phallacy HOPE AUSTIN SENIOR STAFF WRITER

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Pre-orders for the iPhone 6 and 6 Plus began Sept. 12, and orders are expected to ship on Sept. 19. The Apple Watch is expected early 2015. —phickert@unews.com

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things that happen that the nation and the world can be interested in,” Hill said. To read Hill’s article, visit unews. com. —tfoulk@unews.com

September 15, 2014

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VOLUME 82, ISSUE 4

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California is on its way to becoming the first state to ban the use of plastic bags. Legislation would prohibit single-use plastic bags from grocery stores and pharmacies in 2015, similar to laws passed in individual cities nationwide. Along with banning plastic bags could come a 10-cent charge on stores for using paper or reusable bags. Environmentalists lobbied for this legislation in an effort to reduce the build-up of plastic bags and other waste in the country’s waters. Bag manufacturers, however, have lobbied against this proposed action. Manufacturers argue that, with the disappearance of plastic bags, jobs that currently help to produce plastic bags will also be lost. California Governor Jerry Brown has until the end of September to sign the bill, which passed the state Senate with a 22-15 vote in August. No Missouri city has a plastic bag ban, according to cawrecycles.org, which tracks legislation passed in cities

nationwide regarding bans on plastic bags. Just because our city lacks a law, however, doesn’t mean there should not be a movement to make it one. As students on a green campus, efforts can be made to use reusable bags instead of the plastic ones offered at the Student Union. Popular types of reusable bags include cotton, canvas and paper bags. All of these materials are biodegradable, and cotton and canvas bags are washable. Paper bags can be purchased almost anywhere, such as Aldi, and be used until they fall apart. Reusable bags for under $10 can be found on websites such as baggu.com, where they sell their BAGGU Nylon red bag for $9. Reuseit.com sells its EarthTote Original for $10, while WhoDoesntWantThat, an eco-friendly shop on Etsy, sells canvas tote bags for $8. All bags come in various colors and designs. For more information about different types of reusable bags and their advantages and disadvantages, visit http://www.allaboutbags.ca/ typesofbags.html. Though written for a Canadian audience, it lists the pros and cons of each material.

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J o a n Rivers is a legend. Forever a powerful piece of the American pop culture lexicon, a simple mention of her name sparks polarizing discussion. As many readers may know, the scathing comedian passed away last Thursday after complications following throat surgery. However, many individuals may not know she once referred to Kansas City as the “apex of stupidity.” Comedy is an objective art, so of course, what’s funny to one person may not be funny to another. This is especially true in the case of no-holdsbarred insult comedians like Rivers. You could have an entire team devoted to counting, but it would be near-impossible to tally up all the times that people, celebrity and noncelebrity alike, have called her a bitch. She’s been accused of being cruel, hateful, offensive,

distasteful and vulgar, and no one was out of bounds. As Tim Engle of the Kansas City Star points out, not even us. “They are really dumb there. Americans are smart on both coasts, but then as you move to the center of the country, the people get dumber and dumber and dumber. And the apex of stupidity is Kansas City,” Rivers reportedly said during a performance at London’s Royal Albert Hall. I love my city, and I personally believe that there are many brilliant people here. However, I’m not offended by Rivers’ commentary. I’m of the mind that society as a whole needs to start taking the jabs of insult comics less seriously. The problem with those who become incensed over insults like that is that they interpret the jokes as personal attacks when, really, it’s all part of a larger act – being mean was her whole shtick. Rivers’ caustic commentary didn’t discriminate. She chastised everyone equally. From Lindsay Lohan (“I was just reading about the new

Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 proof.”) to herself (“I am definitely going to watch the Emmys this year! My makeup team is nominated for Best Special Effects.”) Rivers’ material was unapologetic, bold and vitriolic. Despite popular belief, she and other insult comics like her aren’t writing what they write to be insulting or mean-spirited. If they were, it wouldn’t work as comedy. They blatantly address the hyperbolized negatives in themselves and others as a way of dealing with the harsh nature of reality. As Rivers once told New York Magazine, “If you laugh at it, you can deal with it, and if you don’t, you can’t deal with it.” In my experience, that’s been true. Ultimately, I’m not angry about what Rivers said because her intent was never malicious. I don’t believe she vehemently hated Kansas City, because she shed that same harsh light on everyone and everything, and she did it with swift, sardonic skill. I’d be more offended if she said nothing about us at all.

Video injustice—how the NFL views women MAUREEN HIRTHLER STAFF WRITER

Baltimore Raven Ray Rice knocked his fiancee unconscious and dragged her out of an elevator by her hair. This “conduct unbecoming” received a no contest plea and pretrial diversion deal from the prosecutor, and Rice received a two-game suspension from the NFL, which was less of a penalty than most rulings for repeat marijuana offenders. Domestic violence, after all, is a “private matter.” Respected NFL reporters Peter King and Chris Mortensen both stated the NFL and some Ravens officials had seen security camera footage from inside the elevator, and Mortensen accurately described the content of that video, according to deadspin. com. This week, we got to see the video footage for ourselves. Shortly after the release of the tape by TMZSports, the NFL and the Baltimore Ravens denied that they had ever seen the footage, claiming they never asked for it and the police never gave it to them. Rice was then cut from his team and suspended indefinitely by the league. “This changes everything,” Coach John Harbaugh said.

Why? Because there is an actual video of him throwing a punch? We knew that. He admitted it. The NFL knew it, too, but the league’s response further demonstrates that domestic violence seems to be an accepted part of NFL culture. The league did everything in its power to take care of the incident before the season kicked off. The league’s message all along: It’s okay to knock women unconscious. You’ll get a slap on the wrist and go back to playing. But, if the public actually sees you punch a woman unconscious, then you’re a heinous human being who should never play again. The problem is not what you do to women – it’s whether or not you get caught. The NFL can dress in pink and pretend to support women’s issues, but until it addresses its own culture of violence toward women, it will remain a misogynistic enterprise supported by the dollars of fans. Scantily dressed cheerleaders objectify women every Sunday, and the Rice incident merely emphasizes the fact that the NFL views women as accessories—the property of men—and condones their treatment as such. Until the video gets out.

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Catherine Spong, a UMKC alumna, has been selected as the Deputy Director of the National Institute of Child Health and Human Development. Director for The Eunice Kennedy Shriver National Institute of Child Health and Human Development, Alan E. Guttmacher, M.D., announced Spong’s selection Sept. 3. “After a rigorous national search that attracted an impressive array of outstanding candidates, I am extremely pleased to announce that Catherine Y. Spong, M.D. has been selected as the Deputy Director of NICHD,” Guttmacher said in a press release. “Cathy brings extensive and impressive experience in both our intramural and extramural programs to the position, along with intelligence, interpersonal skills, and visionary leadership that have won her a high level of respect in our research communities.” Spong attended the six-year baccalaureate/medical program at UMKC from 1985 to 1991. “I wanted to be a physician because I wanted to help people,

and I love research,” Spong said. Spong did her residency in Obstetrics and Gynecology. According to Spong, it is relatively uncommon for obstetricians to end up in positions like hers. As a person who enjoys research, Spong feels at home in her new position. “I’ve always enjoyed [research],” Spong said. “It’s a wonderful feeling to be a part of that.” Spong enjoys her position, but said she didn’t imagine it as a part of her future. The opportunity to work with the NIHD came shortly after her residency, and she jumped at the chance. “Though many people recommend having a five year plan, I’ve learned the importance of taking the opportunities that present themselves,” she said. Because Spong started on a successful path by jumping at an opportunity when it presented itself, she recommends all students to do the same. “I would encourage anyone to follow their dreams and do what they’re passionate about. If you really want something, it’s possible to do it,” Spong said. —phickert@unews.com

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conference room, 5201 Rockhill Rd. Sept .15, 7:30 p.m.: Volker Brass: UMKC Graduate Fellowship Brass Quintet – White Recital Hall Sept. 17, 10:30 a.m.: Department of Psychology Lubin Speaker Series – Administrative Center, Plaza Room Sept. 17, 3 p.m.: Honors Colloquium: The Psychology of Happiness – Rm 451, Miller Nichols Learning Center Sept. 17, 7 p.m.: UMKC Women’s Volleyball vs. Southeast Missouri State – Swinney Recreation Center

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The UMKC Police Department has recently implemented security changes for both the Volker Campus and the Hospital Hill Campus. The University’s newly constructed campus apartments on Hospital Hill houses up to 243 students, which has prompted campus police to expand the department’s range of protection to promote student safety. “We have a lot more students around the clock at the health sciences area,” said Michael Bongartz, the chief of UMKC Police. The Hospital Hill Apartments are located at 25th and Troost, which expands the Hospital Hill campus one block further east and creates a slightly larger area for the police to patrol. The UMKC Police collaborate with the Kansas City Police Department and the Kansas City Fire Department. “We work hand-in-hand with the Kansas City Police on calls when we don’t have the resources,” Bongartz said. “The Environmental Health and Safety [Department] set up the mutual aid agreement with the Kansas City Fire Department.” “When we can offer our services for something on campus that they can’t respond to, they will give us calls. It’s been a good relationship,” Bongartz said. The campus police also offer more personalized services to assure student safety.

The UMKC Police recently participated in training sessions about appropriate action to take if there is suspicion or report of an armed individual on campus. “We have a pretty extensive hostile intruder policy that every officer knows,” Bongartz said, “and it is something we keep private [because] we don’t want other people to know how exactly we’re going to respond on the hostile intruder.” Bongartz said the University also has a case management team, which strives to help students who experience troubling issues and/or who have exhibited behavioral concerns. Sometimes the police receive reports of troubled students and they reach out to the case management team. The UMKC Police Department has an alert web page with an Emergency Response Guide, which recommends steps to take in emergency situations. Students can reach campus police at (816) 235-1515.

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“We do give personal escorts from their [students’] vehicles to a building,” Bongartz said. “In reverse, we will come there [building], and watch you and take you to a vehicle.” The UMKC Police patrols both campuses 24 hours each day, seven days a week. Students can also register cell phones and laptops by serial number to track the devices more easily in the event they are lost or stolen. UMKC’s crime prevention officer, Jalonn Gordon, coordinates events and training sessions relating to crime and personal safety, which are available for interested students. “He [Gordon] will give guidance for hostile intruder situations. We have it once a month in the fall,” Bongartz said. Rape Aggression Defense training led by a certified instructor is also offered. Campus police seek to increase the department’s engagement with students with hopes that students will feel comfortable contacting campus police if they deem it necessary. The department also aims to increase student awareness and utilization of the information and resources offered. “We try to get involved with the people so that there isn’t a wall between us and the people we serve,” Bongartz said. Bongartz encourages students to call the UMKC Police immediately if they observe any suspicious activity while on campus.

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September 15, 2014

VOLUME 82, ISSUE 4

SPORTS & HEALTH

Player Profile

Jessica Hendin: ‘I love being a 'Roo’

Sporting KC’s player Benny UMKC Feilhaber is also a UMKC Student THIS WEEK IN

SPORTS DAN MORENO SPORTS EDITOR

VOLLEYBALL

Head coach Christi Posey’s team bounced back from a 3-1 defeat on Wednesday against the Kansas Jayhawks in Lawrence, Kan,, to claim the CEFCU Classic by sweeping three victories in Peoria, Ill. The Kangaroos came back to Kansas City with their first title since winning the Radford Tournament in 2011. On Friday, UMKC defeated North Dakota State 3-1 for the first time in school history after dominating the match on the defensive end. UMKC came out even stronger on Saturday after defeating both hosts, Bradley and Miami (OH), with 3-1 victories to win the title. Junior Taryn Miller was named the MVP after totaling 30 digs in each of the three matches and a new career-high record with 38 against the Redhawks. Next up, the UMKC Volleyball team will host Southeast Missouri State this Wednesday for the home opener at 7 p.m.

CROSS COUNTRY

The UMKC Cross Country team had a good debut at the Forest Park Festival on Friday after finishing in the top five. Senior Courtney Frerichs finished first on the women’s competition with a time of 16:55 while Sarah Fogarty, Chandler Carreon and Kelly Carpenter also contributed with points. On the men’s side, junior Kolton Sheldon finished sixth overall recording a time of 18:46 in the 6k, followed by freshman Jason Frambrough who crossed the line in 13th place. Next up, the Kangaroos head to St. Paul, Minn., to compete in the 29th annual Roy Griak Invitational on Sep. 27.

MEN’S SOCCER

After earning their first victory of the season last Wednesday with a 2-1 victory over SIU-Edwardsville, the UMKC men’s soccer team was unable to maintain its momentum and lost on Saturday against Omaha with a final score of 0-1. On its visit to Omaha, UMKC fought hard against the Mavericks who were able to maintain their 1-0 lead for over 70 minutes after scoring the only goal of the match in the 20th minute via Christian Garcia who simply hit a low shot to the back of the net after receiving a cross from Logan Mendez. Next up, the team, led by Head Coach Rick Benben, heads to Saint Louis this Tuesday to face the Billikens at 7 p.m.

—dmoreno@unews.com

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Sporting Kansas City’s midfielder and former U.S. National Team player Benny Feilhaber attended UMKC last year, and plans to re-enroll for the spring 2015 semester to continue studying Business and Economics. Feilhaber was born in Brazil, but moved to the US at age six. He played soccer collegiately for UCLA in 2003, and later signed with professional German team Hamburg. Feilhaber represented the US in the 2010 FIFA World Cup in South Africa, and played in the 2008 Summer Olympics. He spent six years in Europe, but the New England Revolution brought him back to the US in 2011, where he made 52 appearances and scored five goals. Feilhaber’s performance caught Sporting KC’s Head Coach Peter Vermes’ attention, who signed him to the team in 2013. In 10 months, Feilhaber helped Sporting Kansas City win the 2013 MLS Cup Championship, where he put the ball in the back of the net three times and recorded four assists. Feilhaber’s professional soccer career took off after only two seasons with UCLA, but playing professionally put his academic pursuits on hold until last fall when he enrolled at UMKC. “Last year I took Intro to Macroeconomics classes, and this year I took Intro to Microeconomics,” Feilhaber said. “Eventually I will be transferring these units to UCLA with hopes of getting a degree in Business and Economics.” Playing as a professional athlete involves a lot of traveling and allows little spare time, but Feilhaber still manages to dedicate his time and attention to college. “I had an opportunity to take some classes here and not really interfere with my life outside of soccer,” Feilhaber said. “I thought it was a great idea to eventually get a degree in something that I love to do, and [to] get ahead of the curb and knock out as many units as I can.” After spending nearly two years

in Kansas City, Feilhaber said he chose UMKC over other schools because it is “the best option.” “I live in Kansas City, and UMKC was the best option I had, along with it being nearby,” Feilhaber said. UMKC became a sponsor of Sporting KC in 2013. The partnership has seen sweepstakes throughout the last two seasons and players have visited campus. The US is one of the few countries where professional sporting leagues recruit players directly from universities, compared to other countries where young athletes have to decide between pursuing academics or pursuing athletics. “I think it is great for people like myself who want to continue to learn and play sports at a high level,” Feilhaber said. “Very few countries give you that opportunity, Being from Brazil, I know that that doesn’t exist there – you have to choose whether to go to school or play soccer at a very early age.” Feilhaber’s advice to studentathletes who may pursue a professional career in both sports and education is to work hard and to stay dedicated. “If you want to become a

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professional soccer player, for example, you have to work hard at that – put more time into it than other players are willing to do,” Feilhaber said. “The same thing goes into every other area that you want to get into.” After living in several different cities across the globe, Feilhaber said he has a special fondness for Kansas City, where his daughter was born in July. “I love Kansas City. Out of all the places that I’ve played, it is definitely one of my favorites,” Feilhaber said. “It is the place where I’ve been the happiest, and I would love to stay here for a long time.” Without a doubt, Feilhaber said he believes Kansas City is the

soccer capital of the US, especially since Sporting KC, FC Kansas City and the Missouri Comets are the current champions in their respective leagues. “Of course it is [Kansas City the Soccer Capital of America]. I think all the players will agree to that,” Feilhaber said. “It’s not just the fact that we are winning championships, but also the amount of fans that go to the stadiums every weekend.” Feilhaber and the rest of the Sporting Kansas City team will host the UMKC Night at Sporting Park on Friday, September 26 at 7 p.m. against the New England Revolution.. —dmoreno@unews.com

UMKC ATHLETICS SCOREBOARD Men’s Soccer

KC Chiefs @ Miami Dolphins 9/21 3:25 pm CT

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KC Royals vs Chicago White Sox 9/ 15, 16, 17 KC Royals vs Detroit Tigers 9/19, 20, 213

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UMKC volleyball’s junior Jessica Hendin was named WAC Player of the Week after her performance in the Jackrabbit Invitational last week, where UMKC defeated South Dakota State 3-0 and Stephen F. Austin 3-1. Hendin averaged 3.82 kills, 3.82 digs and 0.55 service aces per set across three matches, and became the first UMKC athlete to win the award since Sydney Crimmins last season. “Honestly, I did not see it coming,” Hendin said. “Right away, I just felt really excited and super thankful for that kind of award, and very thankful to my team and everyone else who was involved in it.” Last Tuesday, the Kangaroos faced the Kansas Jayhawks in Lawrence, Kan., but lost the preseason match 3-1. “It is hard to face Kansas and treat it like a regular game, because it is KU,” Hendin said. “We couldn’t help to be excited with that kind of atmosphere, crowd and just the competitive level.” Hendin joined UMKC volleyball in 2012 when Head

Coach Christi Posey recruited her from Blue Valley West High School. Hendin helped Blue Valley West to place 5th in the 2011 Kansas 6A State Championship, and was named to the 2011 Kansas 6A AllState Tournament Team. “I love this place so much,” Hendin said. “People have always asked me what is it like being 20 minutes away from home, but I wouldn’t be anywhere else. UMKC is amazing. I could go on and on talking about how much I love being a 'Roo.” The Overland Park, Kan., native started playing volleyball at a young age, and chose UMKC over other schools because of opportunities presented to her to help build a stronger volleyball program in Kansas City. “I started playing the sport when I was in third grade,” Hendin said. “When the recruiting process started happening, coach Posey was very aggressive in a sense that a lot of the freshmen class were coming from the area, and I actually played against a lot of them, which helped me realize we would have a chance to build up the program even more.”

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Last season when UMKC debuted in the Western Athletic Conference, Hendin started in all 29 matches, and this year looks just as promising. “Individually, I will try to help the team bring a competitive level to the floor and play the best that I can in every single game,” Hendin said. “Our team goals are the same as always – we want to make the WAC and keep getting better throughout the season.” New additions to this season’s roster include Adasia Bromberger, Emma Dyer and Meagan Kerns, who redshirted last year. The team’s first conference match is Sept. 27 against Chicago State. “We are a huge family,” Hendin said. “On the court is all business and we all take it very seriously, but off the court we just have fun and goof around like a big family.” Majoring in pre-secondary education, Hendin already has plans for after graduation. “I will probably coach [volleyball] down the road, but I definitely want to start teaching,” Hendin said. “Urban education – that’s what it’s looking like right now, [at] intercity schools in KCK or

KCMO. I want to teach 2nd grade for sure.” When Hendin finds a break between athletics and academics, she enjoys creating art and other artistic projects, and tries to visit home as much as possible. “I like to draw a lot and work on craft projects every now and then,” Hendin said. “Being so close from home also allows me to go back home or go see my little sister play.” Next up, the Kangaroos will host Southeast Missouri State on Wednesday at 7 p.m. at the Swinney

Recreation Center, and then head to Fort Myers, Fla., to compete in the FGCU Hilton Garden Inn/Homewood Suites Classic this weekend. —dmoreno@unews.com

The truth about vegetarians

It’s not just about the animals anymore LINDSAY NELSON MANAGING EDITOR

Vegetarian diets benefit more than just the lives of animals. Many people have converted to vegetarianism based simply on a desire to improve their own personal health. The idea of a diet that omits meat leaves most people flummoxed. “But if you don’t eat meat, then what do you eat?” vegetarians are often asked. Switching to vegetarianism is not as complicated as it may seem, nor is a vegetarian diet difficult to maintain. There are three main classes of vegetarians. The most commonly recognized is “lacto-ovo-vegetarianism,” which is a diet that includes all dairy products (milk, cheese, eggs, yogurt and so on). The second is “lacto-vegetarianism,” which is a diet that includes milk products but not eggs. The strictest vegetarian diet is referred to as “vegan.” Vegans

1.Fruits: Berries, bananas, oranges, grapes, apples, peaches, plums, pears, apricots and avocados. Instead of bacon or sausage with breakfast, eat a bowl of fruit. Fruit adds flavor and fiber without extra grease.

2.Veggies: Beans,

peas, corn, potatoes, carrots, tomatoes, peppers, squash, egg plant, asparagus, broccoli, spinach, lettuce and cucumbers. Whether it is pizza, burgers, sandwiches or meatloaf, vegetables can stand in for any meat-based entrée. Black bean patties and eggplant parmesan are delicious and easy dinners to make.

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eat strictly plant-based foods—this excludes products that come from an animal in any way, including milk products, eggs, honey and gelatin. The Healthwise Staff of Everyday Health magazine provides multiple reasons about why vegetarianism is a healthy, nutritional choice. In general, vegetarians tend to weigh less than people who eat meat. They are also less likely to develop heart disease, high blood pressure and high cholesterol. Consistently good health in vegetarians is attributed most highly to a diet of fruits, vegetables and whole grains—the essentials for a well-balanced vegetarian diet. The staples of a vegetarian diet are easy to substitute in place of the old staples of a meaty diet. A vegetarian diet is easy, thrifty and nutritious. It is only boring if a person chooses for it be. Take it from a fellow vegetarian. You will not miss meat as much as you may think.

Milk, eggs, cheese and yogurt. Dairy is a vegetarian’s main source of fats and calcium. Egg and grilled cheese sandwiches are hard to beat. (This does not apply to vegans— soy takes the place of dairy.)

—lnelson@unews.com

4.Whole grains:

Whole wheat breads and pastas, oats, granola, brown rice and popcorn. Instead of white bread, buy wheat or multigrain. Order brown rice rather than white rice. Load up on the granola bars and indulge with popcorn.

5.Peanut butter:

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VOLUME 82, ISSUE 4

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A Momentous night in Our Town

To Hamlet or not to Hamlet Kansas City Actors Theatre accepts one of the Bard’s greatest challenges. LINDSAY NELSON MANAGING EDITOR

The Kansas City Actors Theatre production of William Shakespeare’s “Hamlet,” directed by Mark Robbins, opened the company’s fall season with a semimodern adaptation of one the most notorious plays in the world. “Hamlet” revolves around its namesake, the Prince of Denmark. The play begins with the closing festivities of Claudius (Hamlet’s uncle) and Gertrude’s (Hamlet’s mother) marriage. The scandalous marriage occurs only two months after the death of the late king (Hamlet’s father). Hamlet is distraught over the union between his mother and his uncle, and becomes even more distressed when he discovers (from the ghost of his father) that Claudius killed the late king. Hamlet becomes consumed by desire for vengeance that surpasses far more than just his status. KCAT incorporates a prologue into its production. It is in the style of a narrated dumb show. A narrator explains the plot while a group of players briefly enact it before the audience. The lights go dark, the set shifts into place and then the presentation of true text begins. The cast and crew do a fine job introducing the initial conflict. The lighting and sound effects during the first scene instill the notion that the ghost of Hamlet’s father is in the seats with the audience. However, it is Hamlet’s (Jake

Walker) opening soliloquy that puts the production into drive. Walker’s interpretation of “O, that this too too sullied flesh would melt…” is superb. Every phrase and turn of thought is fueled by betrayal, bewilderment and dismay. The scene of Laertes’ (Matthew Lindblom) departure seems overshadowed by the following scene where Hamlet is confronted by his father’s ghost (Mark Robbins). The series where Polonius (Walter Coppage), Claudius (Scott Cordes) and Gertrude (Cinnamon Schultz) conclude Hamlet’s madness stems from his unrequited love for Laertes’ sister, Ophelia, (Diane Yvette) is critical to the storyline, but feels rushed. The relationship between Hamlet and Ophelia is underemphasized, which reduces the impact of their interactions and dialogue with one another. It almost seems unwarranted when Hamlet exclaims to Ophelia, “Get thee to a nunnery!” The betrayal Hamlet and Ophelia individually feel is lost because the magnitude of their love is minimally addressed in previous scenes. However, Walker saved the scene with his delivery of “To be or not to be...” Rosencrantz (Vanessa Severo) and Guildenstern (Rusty Sneary) arrive after the first intermission, and provide a welcomed change in dynamic. Severo and Sneary are excellent partners whose movements and gestures effectively complement one another.

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern help to reignite the production’s energy. Walker amps up the severity of Hamlet’s craziness when Hamlet pretends to go mad in order to make Claudius confess that he killed the former king. But while Hamlet’s craziness is exaggerated, Ophelia’s is too diminished. Ophelia then goes mad after Hamlet shuns her and kills her father. Yvette evokes pity as Ophelia, but evokes little else. She plays melancholy and delusional well, but her performance falls short of exemplifying the level of madness and emotional torture typically associated with Ophelia’s character. Ophelia’s sub-par character development, coupled with poor development of the relationship between Ophelia and Hamlet, causes the scene to fall flat rather than serving as climactic. When Walker protests, “I loved Ophelia! Forty thousand brothers could not, with all their quantity of love, make up my sum,” this declaration comes as a surprise. Further, when Laertes challenges Hamlet to a duel, partly for causing his sister’s death, it feels undeserved. Lindblom conjures a beautifully vengeful disposition, but his character’s motives still seem baseless. The show ends when Fortinbras (Matthew Schmidli) enters after the deaths of Gertrude, Claudius, Laertes and Hamlet. Overall, it would be unfair to call the production anything less than

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a success. All things considered— more or less—it was an enjoyable rendition of “Hamlet.” Some actors stand out, most directorial choices support the text, lighting and sound are flawless and the costumes are stunning. UMKC alum Sarah Potts designed sound, and MFA alum Lauren Roark designed costumes. The actors don a mix of modern and period dress: noble garments that feature lots of leather, belts, elegant fabric, combat boots, henley shirts and Vans. Walker’s Hamlet wears a jean vest, graphic tee, black jeans and checkered Vans. This is a nice modern touch and a clever way to symbolize Hamlet as a universal character – or maybe to intentionally mock the heightened angst Walker uses to portray him. The set, designed by Gary Mosby, is ingenious. It features three duallevel platforms that—with just a shift or turn in one direction— function seamlessly in each scene. Walker, Cordes, Coppage, Severo and Sneary deliver the strongest performances. Cordes evokes empathy for Claudius, which is not often achieved since Claudius serves as the villainous character. Coppage portrays Polonius with dignity and esteem, which is refreshing. In other productions of “Hamlet,” Polonius is often played as incompetent and pretentious. It is nice to see an actor play the character as the character sees himself—not just how the audience sees him. The performance’s only

These presidents actually appreciate their residents FRANK LILLIG STAFF WRITER

The Presidents of the United States of America produced another studio album, number six since 1995, entitled “Kudos To You.” The band started a PledgeMusic project to kick-start the album and a week later they met their goal. The album contains old favorites from early releases that fans might recognize, bonus tracks from other CDs and brand new material straight from lead singer Chris Ballew. When the band went in to begin recording, it had nothing. By December, it had finally produced an album worth listening to. Here are its gems: “Good Morning Tycoon” This track keeps in true PUSA fashion with a quaint, cute guitar riff and simple drums with lyrics

to match, all while satirizing a particular lifestyle. The chorus serenades listeners with “Good morning tycoon, surrounded by solid oak and silver spoons” and “You wanted the sun, you settled for the silver moon.” This track was originally recorded for The Giraffe’s “Zero Friction” album which was another project led by Ballew. “Crown Victoria” This track provides a nice reprieve from the heavy drive and fast tempo throughout the rest of the CD. A slower pace and lilting rhythm with a sensual guitar solo at the end lets listeners in on a side of Presidents that doesn’t come out often. “And you make me feel so good to drive, the dash board is alive” is definitely a sentiment that any young driver feels while cruising at night. This song is brand new material and it is sure

to get people swaying. “Finger Monster” This song, written back in 1996, is as old as the band, but has not been recorded until now. It leads with a bass riff, then driving guitar chords over the verse. The chords then drop us into a calm chorus of “Finger monster I am scared of you, scared of you” with a staccato guitar style. “Truckstop on the Moon” This is a song that PUSA often do acoustically. The slow tempo, quiet drums and simple guitar riff over carefully crafted lyrics provide a sweet transition back into the fantasy that the group is so known and loved for. With lyrics like “Houston control, cancel the countdown and send us all home” and “Couldn’t figure out what happened, realized we landed at the truck stop of the moon,” one

Beer Bingo benefits local charities HOPE AUSTIN SENIOR STAFF WRITER

The Foundry celebrated its first weekly Beer Bingo game last Sunday. It’s a typical game of bingo, but there is one major twist. Instead of regular numbers, there are different brands of beer. And, instead of your generic B-I-N-G-O at the top of the card, each column is a different region of the United States. The prize for each round is a free pitcher of a beer of the winner’s choosing. Each bingo board costs two

dollars, and the proceeds from the event are donated to charity. The charity changes each week. “We have four or five foundations that we normally do,” said Joe Wilson, The Foundry manager For the first game, all the money was donated to the Ronald McDonald House. When asked about how one gets an idea like Beer Bingo, Wilson said the idea came straight from the staff. “We were just trying to figure out something to do for a fundraiser,” Wilson said. “Beer Bingo just kept

on popping up.” According to Wilson, adding the beer names to bingo “makes it unique.” “Instead of being boring,” Wilson said, “we thought it would be cool to incorporate the beers.” Wilson hopes that Beer Bingo will eventually become a tradition at The Foundry. Beer Bingo is played 2-4 p.m. Sundays. For more information, call The Foundry at 816.960.0866 or check out foundrykc.com.

—haustin@unews.com

significant downfall lies in its lack of significance given to Hamlet and Ophelia’s relationship, which is far too simplified. It is a critical part of the play’s backstory and the everincreasing conflict throughout the plot. No production of “Hamlet” stands to be fulfilling—textually, circumstantially and theatrically— without suitable expression of their relationship. “Hamlet” runs through Sunday, Sept. 28 at the H&R Block City Stage of Union Station in rotating repertoire, along with Tom Stoppard’s “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead,” directed by Richard Esvang. Ticketing information and show times are available at kcactors.org. —lnelson@unews.com

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can’t help but have no idea what they are saying, yet feel exactly what they mean. The album is a juicy amalgamation of old songs with new lyrics, straight old songs and entirely unknown songs. It’s a masterful tribute to the early nineties and keeps in PUSA tradition with its melodic yet driving guitar and simple, metaphoric lyrics. The band is currently not on tour, and this may be its last album. Listeners should also purchase Presidents of the United States’s live album “Thanks for the Feedback.”

—flillig@unews.com

Living in cramped quarters is just one component of campus life. Here are some ways to best utilize small spaces. • Utilize wall space. Stackable storage units help tremendously when living in small spaces. Book shelves, milk crates and storage drawers function well to stow things vertically. • Hide it under the bed. There are a multitude of under-the-bed storage units available in all shapes, sizes and colors. Some even have wheels for easy under-the-bed sliding. • Keep toiletries in a wire basket. Hang it on the shower wall, from the curtain rod or shower head or simply leave it near the sink. • Put your feet up. Investing in a shoe rack proves beneficial by creating more closet and floor space and helps to keep both shoes in one place. • Hangers. Command hooks and other adhesive wall hangers are a small space’s best friend. They are great for keeping jackets, backpacks and other bags off the floor and easy to find. • Be organized. Make sure that everything has a place and that those things end up in said specified place. • De-clutter as often as you can. Don’t need it? Get rid of it. Haven’t used it in the past six months? Let it go. Smell funny? Throw it out. A new IKEA opened in Merriam, Kan., this month. It is sure to provide all that one needs for small spaces and more. Catalogues are already being distributed throughout the Kansas City area. —flillig@unews.com

KC Repertory Theatre celebrates 50th anniversary with classic American play. JOEY HILL SENIOR STAFF WRITER

In celebration of its 50th anniversary, The Kansas City Reparatory Theatre began its fall season with a production of Thornton Wilder’s Pulitzer prize garnering work “Our Town.” Opening in 1938, along with “The Merchant of Yonkers,” “Our Town” quickly became a seminal hit for its representations of the deeper realities that exist in smalltown life. Beyond that, it was a play that was uniquely true to its time and served as a response to the economical, social and political depressions that plagued the world. That energy was powerfully recreated on the stage of UMKC’s Spencer Theater. Taking place in the small town of Grover’s Corners, the play followed the activities of its residents, most notably the Webb and Gibbs families. Although capturing the aesthetic of small town America was the goal for the KC Rep, it was not so in a visual sense. The entire set, with the exception of the last scene, consisted only of two tables and eight chairs. The seats of the theatre were set up so that seating was not only facing the stage from the front but also both sides, thus making the stage very thin and requiring actors to move through the audience in some scenes. This helped create a dependence on the actors themselves to immerse the theater-goers into the town. They performed actions like cooking and eating completely through miming so the focus always centered on the actors and the dialogue. The setting was created with the stunning narration of the mysterious Stage Manager (Jeff Still). Wilder sought to create a play that told its story metatheatrically by having the Stage Manager routinely break the fourth wall and speak directly to the audience. “The name of the town is Grover’s Corners, New Hampshire,” Still began. “Just across the Massachusetts line: latitude 42 degrees 40 minutes, longitude 70 degrees 37 minutes.

The first act shows a day in our town. The day is May 7, 1901. The time is just before dawn.” Still went on to describe the landscape of the countryside, the shops and buildings along Main Street and the locations of the churches and rail yards, and introduced notable town figures. The milkman, Howie Newsom (Todd Carlton Lanker), and Doc Gibbs, the town physician (Craig Benton), are two of those characters. The play’s beginning also establishes the narrative focus on mortality as the Stage Manager nonchalantly reveals that Doc Gibbs will die in 1930 after his wife, Mrs. Gibbs (Stephanie Roberts), dies of pneumonia years before. The foreshadowing helps to conjure death as an invisible extra character which hangs over every scene, quietly adding a sense of dread that sours the view of early small-town America which the play portrays. The play is set in three parts, the first being focused on getting a feel for the town and the citizens. After the Gibbs and Webb children leave for school, Mrs. Gibbs and Mrs. Webb (Kati Brazda), meet and discuss an offer a salesman made Mrs. Gibbs on a piece of furniture they own. They are offered $350, and Mrs. Gibbs wants to sell it so she can use the money to travel to Paris with her husband. A trip, the Stage Manager reminds the audience, she will never live long enough to take. After the two discuss this, the Stage Manager thanks them for their time and shoos them away before announcing the appearance of Professor Willard (Logan Black), a teacher at the local state college, to speak on the history of the town. Professor Willard then describes the rock and land masses before the Stage Manager asks him to describe the human element of Grover’s Corners. After describing the existence of native Americans that ended abruptly after the appearance of “seventeenth century English brachiocephalic blue-eyed stock….. for the most

part.” When the Stage Manager asks about the population, Professor Willard replies “Within the town limits: 2,640.” Until the Stage Manager whispers in his ear and he changes his answer to “At the moment, 2,642.” It’s only later in the play that the audience will find out the identities of the two changes in population. In another expert moment of fourth-wall-breaking, the Stage Manager calls for the “political and social report” by Editor Webb (Charles Fugate), editor of the town newspaper ”The Sentinel.” After announcing him once and getting nothing but silence, the Stage Manager calls again and Mrs. Webb walks on stage and informs him Editor Webb has cut his hand while slicing an apple. After some fuss, Webb comes on stage and makes some comments about the cultural demographics in the town until the Stage Manager offers members of the audience the opportunity to ask questions. He hands various audience members index cards with questions on them like “Is there much drinking in Grover’s Corners?” and “Is there no one in town aware of the social injustice and industrial inequality?” To which Editor Webb gives curt, though understanding, answers. The first act concludes with an exchange between Emily Webb (Linsey Page Morton), daughter of Editor Webb, and George Gibbs (Derrick Trumbly), son of Doc Gibbs. Speaking from their bedroom windows, George attempts to get help with his algebra homework while Emily makes an attempt to romance George. The act ends on a haunting note when Editor Webb and Constable Warren (Jerry Genochio), encounter the church organ player Simon Stimson (Patrick Du Laney) wandering

drunk through the streets, absently staring into the darkness of the night. The second act takes place three years later on the wedding day of George and Emily. While the various families prepare themselves for the big day, George comes to Emily’s house to see her. When her mother refuses, Emily then has Editor Webb sit with him. They discuss George’s fears about marriage and the thought that he’s making a mistake. The Stage Manager interjects and sets the scene for the moment in which both Emily and George realized they were going to marry each other. The scene that follows is right after the two are elected to high positions in their student council where George admits his feelings for Emily over celebratory strawberry floats. The act ends with the marriage–the Stage Manager was reverend. The bride and groom are hesitant and even unwilling at first to be married, but they are eventually wed and the second act closes. The third act of “Our Town” is notably the darkest. Beginning first with no tables but only folding chairs placed along the stage facing one direction and various actors sitting in them, the lights are dimmed low and the Stage Manager describes the place as the graveyard of Grover’s Corners. Nine years have passed, and it is revealed that Emily has just died during child birth. As she walks through the graves, a group of mourners with black umbrellas stand near the stage hidden in darkness, humming a quiet hymn in low tones. Emily accepts her

death after sitting at her grave. A chilling three minutes of complete silence and stillness followed from the entire cast. This display gave a snapshot of the ongoing infinity of death waiting for, as the Stage Manager puts it, “an eternal.” Emily then considers if she could go back and relive a day. While no one suggests it, the Stage Manager offers her the experience, and she chooses her twelfth birthday. The Stage Manager then pulls open a set of heavy wooden curtains at the back of the stage to reveal a complete set with a working stove top that Mrs. Webb cooks real bacon on, shelves and cabinets full of mason jars and pots, and a window shining light into the kitchen with real tree branches placed outside. Emily is overjoyed to see her family again but quickly realizes the horror of knowing what the future holds. She pleads that they all look at each other while they’re happy, knowing of the tragedy that would befall in the coming decades. She realizes how she is unable to truly relive her life knowing what she knows and decides to return to her grave. The deceased muse on the inability of humans to realize the beauty in the world, and George arrives at Emily’s grave and begins to sob uncontrollably. With that, the play ends, and the Stage Manager’s cryptic order to the audience is to “get a good rest, too,” and then darkness. The KC Rep pulled no punches with its production and will continue to show it throughout the month of September. —jhill@unews.com

A walk through the walls of spray paint cans and vinyl art toys to the back of the Kultured Chameleon Street Art Gallery proves why it’s the place to be on First Fridays. Music, dancing and live graffiti battles contribute to the gallery’s unique ambiance. The galleries of the Crossroads Arts District allow opportunities to see diverse talent. However, the Kultured Chameleon offers a more unconventional experience. The gallery plays an influential role in the community by highlighting the world of urban art. Innovative workshops and exhibitions help to expand the horizons of Kansas City’s art culture and showcase up-andcoming talent. Community interaction is encouraged in the form of submissions, visions and donations. Its dynamic nature makes the project stand out and draws and maintains the attention of its audience. Artist Matt Eeks’s work has been displayed in several themed shows at the Kultured Chameleon, including his most recent, the Art Toy Exhibition. He has firsthand experience with the gallery’s promotion of local artists, and

applauds its enthusiasm for individuality. “Kultured Chameleon always does it big,” Eeks said, “They are not scared to take chances other galleries wouldn’t even see as an option. A lot of other galleries don’t cater to the growing urban and lowbrow art scene. They [Kultured Chameleon] have managed to create a presence that nurtures and serves that audience of artists and patrons.” Kultured Chameleon draws awareness to the difference between vandalism, graffiti, defacement and beautification. It opens doors to help carry an obscure genre to the forefront and helps to bring artists’ careers to fruition. “Prior to Kultured Chameleon opening up, I primarily sold online. There wasn’t a local presence that focused on my style of art in any way,” Eeks said. The staff is knowledgeable and enthusiastic, and the space feels open and unencumbering. Along with apparel and original artwork from local independent brands and artists, the gallery has a wide selection of spray paint. For supplies, ideas or to enjoy a new experience, Kultured Chameleon is the place to be.

Local Art Gallery offers unique experience

Kultured Chameleon, situated in the Crossroads Arts District, showcases local Kansas City graffiti-style artwork. KAREN FIGENSHAU STAFF WRITER