VOL. XIII.
DECEMBER,
1887.
NO. 3.
EDITORS: J. G. DICKINSON. Mu Sigma Rho, { H. W. STRALEY, :\f. E. P ARRISII.
J. 'l'. NOET,L, Philologian. { A. "M. CARROLL.
lI. R.
Business Manager-W. A. BORUM. Assistant Business Manager-0. B.
The
College
Up from the chapel one winter's clay, Bringing to one student fresh di:,may, The air the voice of the president borf' '.\Hclst a terrible rumble and grumble and roar, For examination was on once more, A n<l the student wa~ five hundred lines away. A.nu ~harper still those terrible ,rnrLh Pierced the heart of the stmlent like sword~, For Virgil was haru ancl his words were new, And you'd not find an old one search him through, And the blood of the student chilled with fear, And OV!lrhis eyes came a kind of blear As he thought of examination clay And himself fi\â&#x20AC;˘e hnndrccl lines away. But there i8 a pony in Baldwin town Which all oi the btmlc;}ts cannot riclc. clown. A steed all printed in black an<l white, And travelling like to the rays of light. And the student knowing hi~ te1 ril.Jle need, Jumped on to the back of the ticry , teed; An hour passed by, but his heart w:1sgay, He was only four hundred lines aw:ty. The first that the stndcntsaw were the groups Of gerunds and infinitives-horrid troopE-
HUNDLEY
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Po11y.
What was done, what to him both. With a smile on his face, an oath, He clashed the spurs to his And was only two hundred
do, a ghâ&#x20AC;˘ nee tolu and no thought of pony gay, lines away.
Under his spurning feet the road Like an arrowy alpine Hvcr 1lowcd. Genitives and datives were passed en route, And he scorneu the ablative ab,olutc. And when the be11 from the co1lcge tower Told the examination hour, His pony landed him safe in class, And before he turned himself out to grass Ile seemed to the waiting ones to say, "I've brought you my master all the way Full five hundred lines and saved the day.'' Hurrah! Hurrah! for the pony, then! Hurrah! Ilurrah ! for the horse and man '. And when this pony without a sigh Is placed on the book case high and Llry, Some day shall a matron take it down And say to the children gathered around : "This is the pony that saved the day By taking your father into the fray When he was five hundred lines away!" [Normal (N.
r.) News.