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JUNE,
EDITORS: A. S. H. BRISTOW,
.Mu. Sigma Rho. { R. L. MOTLEY, W. B, LOVING.
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w. B. McGARLTY, Philologian.{ c: '.r. '.rAYLOR, R. M. PENICK,
Business Manager-W. OWEN CARVER. Assistant Business Manager-W. E. WRIGHT. · Swearlac.
The day had dawned both bright and fair, · But 'twas so W¥m it made men swear. Men swear sometimes, I know not why; Nor to explain it will I try. · But 'twill suffice just to q.eclare, The aforesaid men began to swear; And wish for storms to sway the trees, And bring to all a cooling breeze. They fanned themselves, their _faces mopped, They fanned again, and swore and stopped. A st.orm-cloud came across the sky, To kiss the earth so parched and dry ; The lightning flashed, the thunder roared, The clouds grew black, it rained, then poured. The air grew cool, joy was complete; Men found relief from burning heat. The clouds passed by, the sun grew warm, Soon all forgot the thunder storm. The day again grew bright _and fair, And men again began to swear. And so it is in summer time, Just as I've written in this rhyme; And then when winter's chilling breeze, The hands and feet begin to freeze, Men wish for summer's warmth of air, _And at the cold begin to swear. They swear at heat, they swear at cold, They swear when young, they swear when old; They swear when sick, they swear when well, They swear at more than tongue can tell. Some men swear with their latest breath, And only cease to swear in death. A useless habit 'tis to swear, Young men, ere 'tis too late, bew3:re.
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