The Vanguard 4.2.2012 by The Vanguard

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THE apr. 2, 2012

Special Edition vol. 50, no. 11

“If it matters to the USA family, it matters to us.”

SGA Elections 2012-2013: Who will speak for you?

Jessica byrd Presidential Candidate

Parker chastain Presidential Candidate

Troy shephard Presidential Candidate

Zain Husain Presidential Candidate

rachel Wyers Presidential Candidate

Turn to page 4 for a comprehensive guide to the candidates running -Voting starts Monday, April 2 via survey in Jaguar 1 email accounts

Also inside: Annual “The Van Guard” April Fool’s section -page 13

hot issue this election: Could USa be a ‘wet’ campus? PR Director Keith Ayers says the issue of alcohol on campus comes up every few years, and the policy has yet to change by carey coX Copy Editor SGA elections are coming up soon, and many candidates have been spreading their campaigns. Presidential candidate Rachel Wyers and vice presidential candidate Jeff Gill both claim that if they were elected, they will try to make South a wet campus. Some areas on campus are already allowed to serve alcohol, such as the faculty club, the Mitchell Center and Stanky Field. Fraternities and sororities also get exemptions.

According to Vice President of Student Affairs Dr. John Smith, there would have to be a policy change to make South Alabama a wet campus. In order to change the University policy, SGA would have to make a recommendation to the president of the University, Gordon Moulton, and in turn, Moulton would have to approve that recommendation and then present it to the Board of Trustees. Dr. Smith said that it is very unlikely the dry campus policy will change because the change would affect very few students. As of March 29, over 77 percent of students living on campus are 20 and under,

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according to Mike Havard, business manager of Housing and Residence Life. This number fluctuates daily because of students’ birthdays. Dr. Smith also said that most of the behavioral problems in the residence halls are alcohol-related. USAPD Chief Zeke Aull also echoed this statement. “At different times we have the underage drinking scene, but that is very rare, if ever, at the sporting events. Other places around campus we’ll encounter the underage drinking. The law is 21 and we’re going to enforce that law,” Aull said. If the policy were to change, Aull said the police department would have no trou-

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ble keeping up with the changes. “I worked at LSU. It’s a wet campus, and I moved to Centenary College (of Louisiana), which is a dry campus. We’re going to adjust and adapt to whatever the rules are. It’s not a USAPD decision. It‘s whatever is decided, and we’re going to make sure we keep everyone safe,” Aull said. “If everybody could drink socially that would be one thing, but that’s not really the way it works. “There’s people that tend to be drinking to get drunk and that’s where the problems come in – DUIs, vehicle accidents, there’s a whole lot of things that come into play when you change,” Aull said.

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Editorial: SGA elections are important, so is your vote by cassie fambro Editor-in-Chief For the first time in the history of The Vanguard, we have devoted over 16 pages entirely to SGA content. This election is rushed compared to previous elections, with only one week of campaigning. Surely students have been overwhelmed by Facebook updates, groups and event page invites. There are fliers, sheet signs, and probably free muffins at a Jag Tran stop somewhere. Don’t let the notifications and the flashy paint distract you from what’s at stake here. SGA handles almost half a million dollars of your money. Every semester, if the student organization you’re involved in wants to buy shirts or go to a conference, you’re going to go through SGA. Appealing a parking ticket? The person you elect as Chief Justice is going to be the judge of what you submit. No other senator can fix a parking problem or give you the right to have booze on campus. A flick of the wrist isn’t going to build a parking garage or bring back 400 Jag Bikes, and no officer or senator can decrease tuition.

The person you elect as President is going to speak for you to the people that do decide these things. They are going to sit in countless meetings, send hundreds of emails and issue dozens of statements, all in your name. That person will be the face on the front of this newspaper, and it will be representing you. The officers of SGA have a commitment to office hours and involvement in events on campus. Senators are supposed to be attending your organization’s meetings and figuring out how to help their college. You have every right to Facebook message them, email them, and show up at meetings on Mondays at 8 p.m. to make your voice heard. Honestly, if you aren’t participating in the election and not making an effort, you don’t have any right to complain when something occurs that you don’t agree with. When the merger of Mardi Gras and spring break 2014 was finalized. Not a single SGA representative was there. The meeting was rescheduled, and the SGA was invited again. They didn’t show that time, either. Administrators have admittedly gotten

used to not hearing back from SGA officers this year, and that is reprehensible. Some people take these positions to fill a resume and boost their image. They join to benefit their own organizations and further their own agendas. Every year, people complain that there are too many SGA members of Greek affiliation. The Vanguard has specifically asked each candidate their affiliation this year, so you can see for yourself starting on page 4. The reason SGA has so many Greek representatives each year is because the Greek organizations band together and vote. There are 15,007 students at USA. Last year, 1,145 voted for president. 1,178 voted for vice-president. Less than 1,000 for senators. The reason there are so many Greek people on senate is because the Greek people are voting, and no one else is. The fact of the matter is that apathy is the norm at USA until something like Jag Bikes, tuition, or calendar changes occur. Then all of a sudden, students want to create Facebook groups in protest and show up at one SGA meeting. The main reason we hear when we ask why people don’t vote in SGA elections is

that it doesn’t affect you. Undergraduate tuition is $246 an hour. The estimated fees for an undergraduate taking 15 hours and including books and supplies is $7,250, according to the Office of Admissions. In my freshman year, fall 2008, with a meal plan, dorm, fees and tuition for 15 hours, I paid $6,211. That’s $1,000 more in four years. If you honestly believe who you elect doesn’t affect you, you need to check your wallet or your parent’s bank account. Tuition has increased over 20 percent since I started at USA. Numerous construction projects have finished, begun and been planned. We’re growing. Elect an SGA that has the intellectual and professional fortitude to speak for you. This election is entirely in your hands, and only 1,200 students voting is pathetic. Vote, USA. Or don’t complain when SGA lets you down, because you did nothing to hold them accountable. Turn to page 4 and do your research. Notice any names missing? That means they didn’t care enough to try to talk to you. Why would you vote for them?

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Corrections: Last week’s issue stated that the spring break and Mardi Gras holidays would be lumped into one break in the 20122013 school year. This is incorrect. It is set to be incorporated as such in the 2013-1014 school year. In spring of 2014, March is when Mardi Gras occurs. The confusion came from an interpretation from the SGA, and the Academic Calendar Committee cleared it up. SGA did not have representation at the meeting, as discussed in the article last week. We regret the error, and apologize for any confusion we may have caused before the issue was clarified to us.

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SGA Elections: The candidates Troy Shephard: Running for President Why are you running for this position? I am running for the position of SGA President because I would like to make immediate, campus-wide improvements and Senior better the quality of the Biomedical Sciences college experience for Sigma Chi the student body. Having worked on SGA as Chief Justice, I am qualified and ready to be the voice of the students and work to solve many of the problems (i.e. parking, safety, scheduling) that students face daily. Is there a parking problem on campus? Why or why not? Parking is a major concern for students. While construction and attendance increase, the parking situation has remained unchanged. Students frequently have nowhere to park and are routinely handed tickets. I will work to remedy this problem by initiating parking lot construction and rezoning many areas. What would your first senate project be if you had $1000?

I would encourage the Senate to speak with their constituents to identify the various pressing matters of the student body. By doing so, the students would be directly involved in the allocation of their money rather than having the SGA spend freely without any input. Are you Greek? If so, state your affiliation. I am a Sigma Chi and have also been a member of other non-Greek organizations including Alpha Kappa Psi, AED, and the National Society of Leadership and Success. What is wrong with SGA? The SGA has a habit of becoming stagnant over the course of the year and routinely becomes less involved with the students. By practicing an open door policy and extending more opportunities for all students to become involved, this can be overcome. What is right with SGA? A main positive characteristic of SGA is the potential it presents for all students, regardless of affiliation or class standing, to be directly involved and informed with the workings of the school. This allows the student body to direct the future of the University and to be a part of the great im-

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provements which the school is experiencing. Which is more important; being a student or an officer? Since the main goal of attending college is to gain a degree, being a student must have priority over being an officer. However, being an officer provides great resources to become a more wellrounded college student. How important is transparency in SGA on a scale of 1-10? 10 Why is transparency important to you or not? A successful SGA is one that efficiently and quickly addresses the issues of the student body. This is best done by keeping the students informed and updated on all SGA proceedings. What is your favorite thing about USA? My favorite aspect of USA is the rapid expansion and improvements which have taken place over the last few years. With the inclusion of a football team and new construction, South is becoming a major University throughout the region. What is your least favorite thing about

USA? My least favorite thing about USA is the perception that the University is merely a commuter school. While this view is changing, the “commuter” title is becoming outdated as South continues to improve. Fun facts about Troy: What is your favorite USA symbol? bell tower What is your favorite USA sport? baseball What is your favorite study spot? main library What is your favorite section in the Vanguard? point counterpoint What’s your favorite drink? sun drop Team Angelina or Team Jennifer? Jennifer Would you ride a Jag Bike? Yes Favorite bathroom on campus? Meisler Hall Favorite place to eat on campus? Chic-fil-a Describe yourself in one word. Reliable

Parker Chastain: Running for SGA President Why are you running for this position? I am running for this position because I not only want to receive an education from the University of South Alabama, but I Junior want to leave it better Biomedical Sciences than when I came. We Unaffiliated are entering the 50th year as a University and I believe my dedication and work ethic make me a good choice to lead the student body into this new era. Is there a parking problem on campus? Why or why not? Yes, I do believe there is a parking problem at South. However, I do not think that moving zones around or making freshman not have a vehicle is the answer. South is currently experiencing growing pains as more and more students attend the university, and we are simply running out of spots. I hope with the completion of the current building projects that administration will listen to the student body and rectify the situation. What would your first senate project be if you had $1000? No, I am not a member of a Greek organization.

Are you Greek? If so, state your affiliation. I believe that work ethic and dedication are issues with SGA. In my time as senator I have seen many spots open and be filled only to be open again in the future. Also, I believe that not all members are focused on the picture as a whole, but merely on individual aspects that are desirable about being a member of SGA. What is wrong with the sga? SGA has a great foundation to build on each year, and uses resources well. The University of South Alabama has a unique system of appropriations, co-sponsorships, and senate projects. Many other leading universities do not yield such great access to the SGA or the student body, and this is one of SGA’s greatest factors. Which is more important: being a student or a senator? Wholeheartedly it is more important to me to be a student than an officer. Many people need to realize that SGA is dependent on the student body not the other way around. I am in no way trying to promote myself as a higher being on campus. I am merely trying to leave a better University for the classes that come after me. How important is transparency in SGA on a scale of 1-10? On a scale of 1-10 for SGA transparency I

would rate it at an 8. Why is transparency important or not important to you? There is no need for reckless, under-thetable politics in any government, and especially on our campus. Like I mentioned earlier, SGA is dependent on the student body to become what it is. And, when in place, is a leading contributor to academic life. This being said, I gave it an 8 because I don’t like the idea of big brother. Also, I understand the need for executive recess when necessary, but it should not be abused by the Senate to hide information from the Student body. What is your favorite thing about USA? My favorite thing about South is that each student can make a difference. If someone had asked me if this is what I expected I would get out of a college experience, I would have said no. But, each year I find new ways to make an impact, whether it is being a founding member of an organization or competing in a competition to raise money for charity. Every student can make what he/she wants to out of the South Alabama experience. What is your least favorite thing about USA? My least favorite thing about South is the limited hours of operation. I am extremely

happy that the renovated market is open in the mornings and late afternoons. Yet, the library closes long before my studying is through, and other campus resources’ hours of operation are not up to par with the needs of the student body. Why should the Vanguard support you? The Vanguard should support me because I am an everyday student who, if elected, will serve as a dedicated member of the student body. The Vanguard has seen, throughout my term as Senator, how dedicated and hard working I am to better our university and ensure the student voice is always heard. GO JAGS!!! Fun facts about Parker: What is your favorite USA symbol? SouthPaw What is your favorite USA sport? Football What is your favorite study sport? The Library What is your favorite section in The Vanguard? Jaglife Would you ride a jag bike? Have Favorite place to eat on campus? Chick-fil-a Describe yourself in one word. Committed

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Jessica Byrd: Running for SGA President Why are you running for this position? In my 4 years at the University and 2 years of being involved in SGA, I have been a part of many exciting changes around Senior Biology/Spanish D.M. campus. I am running for President of SGA Unaffiliated because I know I can represent the students and their needs to the University Administration. Any one who know me knows I am very vocal and passionate about SGA, which is exactly the type of representation that our students need. Is there a parking problem on campus? I think we can all agree that there are improvements to be made in world of parking. However, the students and administration have not been able to come up with an agreeable plan to handle the issues. In my opinion a parking garage would be the most beneficial, and the worst fix would be open parking. In open parking everyone would drive from class to class, there would be more wrecks, and it negates the entire initiative of the jag bikes which was to discourage driving around campus. Are you Greek. I am not affiliated with any Greek organiza-

tion. What is wrong with SGA? I believe that SGA as a group has lost sight of what we were elected to do; assuming of course the students elected knew their duties in the beginning. Many times I find that new members elected to SGA did not do their research prior to running and have no idea of their duties in SGA. In the end most problems can be traced back to a lack of communication and a lack of accountability. What is right with SGA? Every semester numerous student groups come to SGA requesting money to go to conventions, hold gatherings, and to buy items vital to their organization. Just this past semester we allocated over $110,000 to different organization, which does not include other senate projects and late co-sponsorships. Budget meetings are some of the few times that members get excited about SGA and work together toward a common goal to help student groups. Which is more important; being a student or an officer? Being a student is how SGA is able to know and understand the needs of all the South Alabama students. An officer without the student aspect is what we call “Administration”. I believe the only way to be an efficient officer is to be an involved student and keep the lines of communication open between the students and SGA, and between SGA and Administration.

How important is transparency in SGA on a scale of 1 to 10? I would rate the importance of transparency a 7. Why is transparency important? I believe that students should know exactly how their money is being spent. I also believe they should know how the student government is being an advocate for them. However there are times when sensitive matters are being discussed in the senate, an example would be an impeachment trial, when deliberation needs to be private. What is your favorite thing about USA? I love how active our Alumni Association is with the University. South Alabama is approaching it 50 year anniversary and we have come so far. Many of the wonderful new buildings on campus would not have been possible without funding from our Alumni. I think it is great that when students graduate they want to give back to the University. What is your least favorite thing about USA? I really hate it when I hear people comparing South to other universities such as Alabama or Auburn; football programs, who has more students, or who has the tallest belltower. The University of South Alabama is amazing, and has so much to offer to incoming or transfer students.

Moulton Tower was built by donations to be a center piece for the school and to honor a wonderful president. I want students to come to USA because they love it, not because it’s a second choice. Why should the Vanguard support you? Writing for the Vanguard takes time, dedication, and a love for USA. Anyone who cares about our University and its students would want the best representation in SGA. I am an experienced leader who loves South and takes student needs to heart. I feel like I am a qualified candidate who has exceptional leadership skills and the time to dedicate to helping SGA reach it’s full potential. Fun facts about Jessica: What is your favorite USA symbol? Tholos What is your favorite USA Sport? Baseball Where is your favorite study spot? Belltower What is your favorite section in the Vanguard? Opinion Would you ride a Jag Bike? Only after a 10 point inspection. Favorite place to eat on campus? Velma’s Describe yourself in one word. Experienced

Zain Husain: Running for President Why are you running for this position? I believe I can lead the SGA to make a positive influence on the University of South Alabama. Senior I will inspire my Political Science fellow SGA memKappa Sigma bers to make effective and efficient decisions that will benefit the student body and the institution. Is there a parking problem on campus? Why or why not? The rapid growth of USA has caused a parking problem on campus. With new buildings under construction, this problem will only increase upon completion. I feel that it is up to the SGA to resolve this issue for the student body as quickly as possible. The addition of a parking deck or implementing more universal parking like the Mitchell Center would benefit the students greatly.

Are you Greek? If so, state your affiliation. Yes I am Greek. I am apart of the Kappa Sigma Fraternity.

How important is transparency in SGA on a scale of 1-10? I believe transparacy in an organzation is a 10.

What is wrong with the SGA? The SGA can become more effective if they did not delay issues or other things on the agenda. There are topics that are tabled on to the next week and they do not get done. The SGA needs to direct more focus to student involvement. SGA should be an organization that benefits the student body.

Why is transparency important or not important to you? The SGA should not withhold any actions or information from their constituents.

What is right with the SGA? The SGA is an organization that benefits the students. Appropriations are given to clubs and organizations. Rules and regulations are passed through the SGA. The SGA can also provide leadership opportunities to members. Which is more important; being a student or an officer? I would say both are very important to the excellence of the university. I believe in a balance and that they go hand in hand.

What is your favorite thing about USA? I love that the University of South Alabama is a growing and thriving university. USA has a lot of promise and opportunity. What is your least favorite thing about USA? South Alabama at times seems like a commuter school. There are not enough activities happening on the weekends. I hope to have the opportunity to increase campus involvement and Jaguar pride. Why should The Vanguard support you? I feel that I will make a positive in-

fluence on the SGA and this university. I was born and raised here in Mobile. I went to high school right down Old Shell. I have seen South change in soo many great ways. I always dreamed of coming to USA and making a difference. I feel that I have the motivation and determination to make South just a little bit better. I have the work ethic and the drive to help our student body and the institution get to new heights. Fun facts about Zain: What is your favorite USA symbol? Jaguar What is your favorite USA Sport? Basketball Where is your favorite study spot? The library What’s your favorite section in The Vanguard? Police Blotter Would you ride a Jag Bike? Yes Favorite place to eat on campus? Dining hall Describe yourself in one word? Dedicated

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Rachel Wyers: Running for President Why are you running for this position? Since my arrival on South’s campus in 2009 I have enjoyed seeing South Alabama grow and expand. I still see so much poJunior tential South not only Political Science its students but also to Unaffiliated the Mobile community. Unfortunately, I feel SGA has not been progressive enough to ensure that the maximum potential of USA is achieved. I aim to become SGA President to change that and accelerate the progression of this wonderful university. Is there a parking problem on campus? Why or why not? Yes, there is a parking problem. I disagree with the notion that it is one of the main problems on campus. The University should not start the construction of any new buildings on campus unless adequate parking will also be provided in the construction plans. Are you Greek? If so, state your affiliation. No, I am not Greek. I look forward to working with such hard working Greek organizations on campus if elected as SGA President. I feel like the Greek Organization’s philanthropy efforts on campus are often taken for granted by the University. I aim to connect Greek organizations with other active non-Greek organization

on campus to help them in all their philanthropy endeavors. I will do this by strengthening an existing committee, if not creating a whole new senate committee that specializes in such a task. What is wrong with SGA? SGA is simply not proactive enough. Many critics of my platform claim that my ideas are just ideas. I strongly disagree. Nothing can get done if you don’t ask, if you don’t try. We need a SGA that is not afraid to take the initiative and meet with the University’s administration to change South Alabama for the better. SGA needs to be more determined in increasing student participation within SGA and the student forum. This cannot be done if the current SGA website does not even list the correct SGA meeting time and location for students to come and voice their concerns. What is right with SGA? The SGA under the leadership of Kimberly Proctor last year attempted to alter the non-discrimination policy at South Alabama to include sexual orientation in efforts to ensure the protection of the LGBT community. I am anxious to pick up where Proctor left off. SGA was successful in including sexual orientation in the sexual harassment policy. I congratulate them on this. I would like to see this endeavor all the way through by including protection for the LGBT community in the non-discrimination policy. Which is more important: being a student or an officer? Being a student is more important than being an officer. An ambitious student means an ambi-

tious SGA officer, though. How important is transparency in SGA on a scale of 1-10? If we take a look at the current state of the SGA website I would have the rate the transparency of the SGA with a 1. How can students have their voices be heard at the Student Forum if the SGA does not take the time to update the website to the correct time and location? Why is transparency important or not important to you? Every candidate is going to tell you that transparency is important to her. I am going to tell you how I am going to make SGA more transparent. The SGA should be in constant contact with the school newspaper, the Vanguard. The Vanguard should be informed by the SGA so that it can print the SGA meeting times and what important issues (tuition increases, academic calendar changes, etc.) will be discussed so that interested students will have the information they need to come voice their concerns. What is your favorite thing about USA? The pride we have here at South is inspiring to people everywhere. I love that I can go as far as Huntsville and see someone wearing a South Alabama shirt. That pride is only going to get stronger when we can look back as alumni in a decade and smile at the growth that has happened on campus. What is your least favorite thing about USA? The infrastructure is growing on campus but

other basic programs such as a campus wide recycling program have not. If a million dollars can be dropped on a few portals for the University, why can’t a few thousand dollars be put towards a campus wide recycling program? Why should the Vanguard support you? The Vanguard has always been the most progressive outlet on campus. Since my arrival on campus in 2009 I have been an avid reader of the newspaper. I have read the Vanguard from Editor-in-Chief Matthew Peterson to Cassie Fambro and the voice of the Vanguard has stayed the same: the Vanguard desires to see South Alabama be all it can be and challenges it to be. I am the most progressive candidate who has an honest desire to see South Alabama be the best it can be. Fun facts about Rachel: What is your favorite USA symbol? Jaguar What is your favorite USA sport? Basketball Where is your favorite study spot? Satori Coffee Shop What’s your favorite section in The Vanguard? Count Counterpoint Would you ride a JagBike? Did. Favorite place to eat on campus? Fresh Food Company. Describe yourself in one word. Ambitious.

Voice your opinion anytime at southalabama.edu/sga Cori Barnett: Running for Vice President

Senior Political Science Unaffiliated

Why are you running for this position? I am running for Vice President, because I believe that I can do some great thing for the University of South Alabama and the surrounding community.

Is there a parking problem on campus? Yes I believe parking is a huge concern for most students on campus. Let’s get real, as a student myself; I have been late to many classes because I have to park in the middle of nowhere so I don’t get ticketed. I honestly think parking should be open and it should be first come first serve.

Are you Greek? No I am not Greek, but I do have many good friends who are and I naturally support the fraternity/sorority organizations. What is wrong with SGA? There is nothing wrong with SGA from my stand point, but just like everything in life you can never stop improving. What is right with SGA? SGA is a fine organization and what I believe SGA does right is the overall intent to help the student body and to look out for the best interest of students and the community. Which is more important; being a student or an officer? Neither is more important than the other. My reasoning for this is that, to be a great SGA officer you have to be a great student and vice versa.

How important is transparency of SGA on a scale of 1-10? On a scale of 1-10 I would say a 10. Why is transparency important or not important to you? Transparency is important to me because, I believe that all students should know what SGA is doing at all times, and ultimately it is for the student’s best interest. What is your favorite thing about USA? My favorite thing would have to be the diversity of students here and being able to interact with different races & cultures What is your least favorite thing about USA? I would have to say the parking tickets and overall parking setup. Why should the Vanguard sup-

port you? The Vanguard should support me because I am an ordinary student who knows what the problems and issues of the university are and will work hard to make head way on fixing them. Fun Facts about Cori: What is your favorite USA symbol? Bell Tower What is your favorite USA sport? Football Where is your favorite study spot? Beach What’s your favorite section of the Vanguard? Police Blotter Would you ride a Jag Bike? Yes Favorite place to eat on campus? Chick Fil A Describe yourself in one word? Enthusiastic

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Eric Beovich: Running for Student-At-Large

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Is there a parking problem on campus? Why or why not? There is a parking problem on campus, but it is not solely a shortage of parking spots. Improvements can be made to our parking without building and spending an outlandish amount of money. I am actually currently researching the issues with our parking for a class, and will implement the best solutions I find if I am elected to improve parking for students without spending large sums of university money.

a resume stuffer. Too many people want to be by getting the students more information on on SGA to seem important and look good, and what SGA is doing. On the other hand, there are many aspects they only get there of SGA that stubecause of their Where is your favorite place dents can’t be a name. If I lose this to eat at on campus? part of such as election, I want to judicial hearlose it because there 7 : ings. I think the is a better candidate, er th main concern not because of the here is with apnumber of friends propriations and I have. With my the like, which experience on SGA we should be as and past leadership, transparent as I have no doubts possible with about being the to the student most qualified canbody. didate for this position, and I will do Why is the job I am elected transparency to the best of my important or ability. not important to you? Which is more It is important to me because it holds SGA important; being a student or being an accountable. To elaborate on the previous officer? Being a student. We are all at the University question, students deserve to know where of South Alabama for our education first, and there money goes, and we should do a betthat’s what I will always focus on first. But I do ter job of informing them. Outside of approhave a proven track record of helping students priations, travel grants, co-sponsorships, and get what they need through the means of SGA senate projects, a lot of what we do on SGA and improving our university and its organiza- is behind the scenes and isn’t really necessary for students to know. Everything SGA does is tions. because the student body elected us to these How important is transparency in positions and to perform these tasks, and they aren’t always major concerns of the entire stuSGA on a scale of 1-10? I would say 7. It really depends on the is- dent body. sue. Obviously we should want students to What is your favorite thing about know where their money goes and we could do a better job of getting that information to them. USA? My favorite thing is the direction it’s headed. A better working relationship with The Vanguard could greatly increase our transparency With all the new academic and non-academic

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Why are you running for this position? I am running for Student-At-Large to continue to improve our growing campus and community. As stated on my FaceSenior book Event site, there Pre-Physical Therapy are a lot of non-acaTau Kappa Epsilon demic based issues I wish to improve for our students to improve the university’s appeal. You can visit my Facebook Event by searching Facebook for “Eric Beovich for SGA Student-At-Large.”

buildings and the rumors of a new football stadium, you can tell South is doing what it takes to become a more nationally known school. The next few years will be an exciting time to be a Jaguar and I would love the opportunity to continue shaping the future of our university. Why should The Vanguard support you? While The Vanguard should represent each candidate equally, the students should support me because of my proven track record on SGA and my visions for improving the university. I have had in depth looks at other universities and have a lot of great ideas for improving our university, including issues such as parking and campus safety of course. Another thing I would like to do is increase student support of our university athletics. We have great talent in our athletic programs and should have a big future in many of our sports, all of which deserve more recognition. Fun facts about Eric: What is your favorite USA symbol? Jaguar statue in front of the Mitchell Center What is your favorite USA sport? Baseball Where is your favorite study spot? Library fourth floor window overlooking North Dr. What’s your favorite section in The Vanguard? Sports Would you ride a Jag Bike? Yes Favorite place to eat on campus? Einstein’s Describe yourself in one word. Determined

Zakary Gosa-Lewis: Running for Attorney General Why are you running for this position? I served this year on the governmental affairs committee in SGA and grew into a role of accepting a lot of Sophomore responsibility very Political Science quickly. This alPi Kappa Alpha lowed me to really learn the problems that USA faces with state funding and makes me want to be a part of the solution as AG. Is there a parking problem on campus? Why or why not? Honestly, there is a parking problem on EVERY campus. As AG I would have some influence in that arena, but I cannot make any promises. I do feel that there should be parking garages on campus similar to those at Auburn.

Are you a Greek? If so, state your affiliation. I am a Brother of the Pi Kappa Alpha Fraternity. I was initiated in the fall of 2010 and have served in countless chairman positions and leadership roles. I am also the Vice President of IFC at South. What is wrong with SGA? The lack of accountability. If the negatives are going to be put on display then so too should the positives. What is right with SGA? The growth. People are more and more interested in SGA and with that more and more people want to be involved. That alone will breed diversity in SGA. Which is more important; being a student or being an officer? Being a student. If you do not fulfill your academic requirements then you do not deserve to be an officer.

How important is transparency in SGA on a scale of 1-10? I would say a 6. I feel that the student body should know the workings of SGA as well as the Administration. Honestly, there are times when organizations take the fall for decisions that were not even their own. Why is transparency important or not important to you? It boils down to accountability, but knowing where to go with it. If there are problems then they need to be known, but fixed nonetheless. Essentially, its easy to say what’s wrong, its hard to be apart of the solution. What is your favorite thing about USA? Its location. As a coastal guy, I can’t be too far away from the water or I get antsy!

Why should The Vanguard support you? Because I am a proven leader. I care about USA. I’m invested in our university and I strive to have others feel the same. Fun facts about Zakary: What is your favorite USA symbol? The Moulton Bell Tower What is your favorite USA sport? Football Where is your favorite study spot? Stokes Hall Lobby What’s your favorite section in The Vanguard? I enjoy the point-counterpoint section Would you ride a Jag Bike? Yes! Favorite place to eat on campus? Chic-Fil-A Describe yourself in one word. Driven.

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Grant DeFrancisco: Running For: College of Arts and Sciences Senator

Is there a parking problem on campus? Personally, I do not believe that there is a parking problem on campus. There has always been a lot of space in the central zone, which is a ten minute walk to anywhere on campus. Would extra space hurt? Of course not, but I do not feel that this issue is high priority. What would your first senate project be if you had $1000? Renovation of the Humanities building. Making the inside more comfortable and the outside more aesthetic. Are you Greek? No. What is wrong with SGA? It has always seemed as though the SGA has been inaccessible to common students. Either students don’t realize it is there, or what they do, and consequently they feel as if they have no voice. Further, I feel as though some SGA spending has been unfounded and downright silly. What is right with SGA? Genuine concern for the student bodies needs Which is more important, being a student or a senator? Academics come first, but it really should not be an issue reserving time for both. How important in transparency in SGA (1-10)? 8 Why is transparency important or not important? Transparency is important in the sense that all the students should have a right to know what is going on in their own SGA - but the knowledge should not be forced upon them. In short, make the information readily accessible.

What is your favorite thing about USA? What is your least favorite thing about USA?: I have always felt that campus involvement has been at a low. Student complacency has always been one of my big issues.

while minoring in the sciences, so I feel that I could represent the best of both. Any reasonably proposed bills to Would you ever ride a aid Arts and SciJagbike? ences can count 5 on my vote. : No

As senator, how will you help represent your college? I major in the humanities

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Why are you running? To represent the students of the Arts and Sciences to the best of my ability, and further increase their presence as the largest Junior college on campus. History I stand to make Unaffiliated USA more aesthetically pleasing, and to update the Humanities Building, which is an eyesore and in desperate need of updating. If every other building is getting a renovation, why should the Humanities be left out?

As senator, how will you interact with students in your college? By keeping in touch with my fellow students, and lending an ear to all suggestions put forth.

What is your favorite USA symbol? JagSmart Jaguar What is your favorite USA sport? Baseball Where is your favorite study spot? My room What’s your favorite section in The Vanguard? Opinion What’s your favorite drink? Vanilla Coke Team Jennifer or Angelina? Jennifer Would you ride a Jagbike? Yes Library Favorite place to eat on campus? Delta Deli Describe yourself in one word. Pragmatic

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James Mistrot: Running for Senator of Arts & Sciences Why are you running for this position? To become more involved with the school, campus and my fellow students. Also, to be a Fourth year student voice for the stuCriminal Justice dents in the Arts Kappa Sigma and Sciences department for any issues they may have. Is there a parking problem on campus? Why or why not? There need to be more neutral parking zones for students who park at the Recreation Center and the dining facility during within the hours of 7:30 a.m. and 1:30 p.m. What would your first senate project be if you had $1,000? My first senate project would have to be to get security cameras installed in all parking lots on campus to help prevent and deter vandalism. Are you a Greek? If so, state your affiliation. Kappa Sigma Fraternity What is wrong with SGA? There is too much bickering between different groups and different goals. There needs to be cohesion amongst the delegates in order for the SGA to help the students of

South. What is right with SGA? The SGA, no matter how much bickering there tends to be, they can complete the business on hand.

I will get together with the students in the Arts & Sciences’ individual major fields and ask them what the SGA can do for them and their department.

Which is more important; being a student or a senator? Being a student always comes first. That is the best way to find out what issues students have with the school.

As senator, how will you interact with students in your college? Everyday just sitting there talking to people in the halls, or even in class before that particular class starts.

How important is transparency in SGA on a scale of 1-10? 7 Why is transparency important or not important to you? Transparency is important to me so that the student body is made aware of what is going on in the SGA that is affecting the overall student body. What is your favorite thing about USA? I would have to say my favorite thing about USA is the atmosphere and the overall feel of the campus. What is your least favorite thing about USA? My least favorite thing about USA are the speed lumps and the lack of neutral parking at the Recreation Center and dining facility. As senator, how will you help represent you college (ie: Arts and Sciences, Engineering)?

Facts about James Mistrot: What is your favorite USA symbol? Jaguar What is your favorite USA sport? Football Where is your favorite study spot? Library What’s your favorite section in The Vanguard? Sports What’s your favorite drink? Coca-Cola Team Angelina or Team Jennifer? Jennifer Would you ride a Jag Bike? Yes Favorite bathroom on campus? Library Favorite place to eat on campus? Student Center Describe yourself in one word. Patriotic

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Jacob Abernathy: Running for MCOB Hayden Dickson: Running for Senator for the School of Nursing Senator

Which is more important; being a student or a senator? Being a student is defiantly more important. As a senator you serve the needs of the students. How important is transparency in SGA on a scale of 1-10? Transparency is very important, I would say a 10. Students have the right to know what SGA doing at all times. Why is transparency important or not important to you?

Fun facts about Jacob: What is your favorite USA symbol? Bell Tower What is your favorite USA sport? Football Where is your favorite study spot? MCOB library What is your favorite section in The Vanguard? 6 Sports What is your favorite drink? Cherry Coke Team Angelina or team Jennifer? Team Jennifer Would you ride a jag bike? Yes Favorite place to eat on campus? Chick-fil-a Describe yourself in one word. Dedicated

Which is more important; being a student or being an officer? As always, it’s more important to me that I get a degree, since that IS the reason I’m attending school, but at the same time if I’m given a task, I can handle both being a student and a senator. How important is transparency in SGA on a scale of 1-10?

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What is right with SGA? I believe our current SGA is transparent and run very efficiently. SGA is always willing to reach out and help any way it can whether it be through co-sponsorships or senate projects.

As a senator, how will you interact with students in your college? I would set up suggestion booths periodically throughout the semester to see what issues are bothering students.

Are you a Greek? If so, state your affiliation. I am Greek. I am affiliated with Tau Kappa Epsilon

What is wrong with SGA? I believe that officers and senators of SGA need to be more in touch with the people they serve. Most students could not name the senators that represent them. How can we serve the student body if the students do not know who we are?

As a senator, how will you help your college? I will give every effort to reach out organizations within the MCOB and help any way I could. I would also try to sponsor as many senate projects as I could to help improve the MCOB.

Are you Greek? If so state your affiliation. Yes, I am a Sigma Chi.

What is your least favorite thing about USA? I would like to see more school spirit and see our students support our athletes by attending sporting events.

Is there a parking problem on campus? Why or why not? I believe that there is a minor parking problem on campus. I dont see the need for zone parking passes. I feel that students at South who purchase a parking pass should have access to whichever parking lot they need at the time. First come first serve. What would your first senate project be if you had $1000? I’m not sure what my first senate project would be but thats just because this is my first time attempting to get involved with SGA.

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What would your first senate project be if you had $1000? I would like have SGA sponsored tutoring during finals week.

What is your favorite thing about USA? It is small enough to feel like you’re not just another number. I feel like each student is important and the professors and administration show that.

Why are you running for this position? I’m running for this position because I wanted to get involved in what goes on around campus. I also wanted to test SGA out and see if I had what it takes to eventually hold an office in SGA and be a leader around campus.

Is there a parking problem on campus? Why or why not? I believe that this is a parking problem on campus. In my time here at USA I have seen our campus grow to almost 16000 students. We have added new buildings and entrance way portals but parking seems to be last on the agenda.

As a senator you are in a position of servitude and of power. Being transparent allows the students you represent to see how well you are performing and if you are putting the effort in your promised.

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Why are you running for this position? I am running for MCOB Senator to become more involved on campus and give back to my fellow Junior students. I would Accounting like to use this Sigma Chi position to better my college and university by using my experiences with other organizations to accomplish student needs.

Depending on the circumstances, anywhere from a 6-10 Why is transparency important or not important to you? Freshman It is important Pre-Nursing to be able to re- Tau Kappa Epsilon lay things that go on in SGA back to the student body since, after all, we are representing them. What is your favorite thing about USA? The size of the campus. South isn’t to big to feel overwhelmed and it isn’t to small of a campus to where you get bored with seeing the same things everyday. What is your thing about USA? “Parking Zones”

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As senator, how will you help represent your college? Address issues on my college’s behalf and participate in projects that are beneficial to my college. Why should the Vanguard support you? I will help get a Vanguard newspaper stand in the Allied Health building so that students in my college have access to what is going on in SGA and around campus.. Fun facts about Hayden: What is my favorite USA symbol? the white jaguar head. What is my favorit USA sport? Football or Baseball Where is my favorite study spot? Campus Library Whats my favorite section in The Vanguard? Sports, definately What’s my favorite drink? Dr. Pepper Team Angelina or team Jennifer? team Jennifer Would I ride a Jag Bike? Maybe, if they weren’t broken Favorite bathroom on campus? which ever one is closest. Favorite place to eat on campus? The chickfila or quiznos Describe myself in one word. ... Awesome!

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Jean-Pierre Arditi: Running for Treasurer

Senior Biomedical Science Unaffiliated

Why are you running for this position? Well, giving the fact that I have experience with keep up with accounts for a club I realized that it is a fun job and I like organizing and tracking accounts.

Is there a parking lot problem on campus? Yes, there is a big problem in terms of parking. East parking is one of the major problems right now because of the new allied health building. Are you Greek? NO What is wrong with SGA? There are many things wrong with SGA at the moment. One of my main concern is the inability for the officers to work together and help each other

in a time of need. There is an extreme lack of communication among all the officers and without that communication problems that could have been avoided were not like the Impeachment trial. Another problem is the lack of discipline that the senate has. I am high disappointed at the senate at their lack of commitment and respect that they have displayed during the past year. What is right with SGA? Right now about the only thing that is right about SGA are the resolutions and amendments that were passed during the course of this year. Of course Appropriations are a plus as well. Which is more important; being a student or an officer? This question goes without saying. Being a student is and always should be a top priority. Being an officer is a perk that comes with being a good student. As a student we would not want to elect an incompetent person work-

ing as an officer of SGA to make decisions for the student body. How important is transparency in SGA on a scale of 1-10? I would give it a 10 Why is transparency important or not important to you? Transparency is important to me because as a member of the student body I expect to know how the people that I’ve helped elect work to help make my college life more enjoyable. What is your favorite thing about USA? That is a very hard question to answer. They’re many things that I enjoy at USA, but one of my favorite things about USA I would have to say is the music program. The music program here is fantastic love attending the concerts and even more so performing in them. The professors in the music department are incredibly talented musicians and the music that they perform are breathtaking.

What is your least favorite thing about USA? My least favorite thing would have to be exam schedules. Saturday exams are a nightmare and the lack of a dead day does not help a student prepare for finals. Why should the Vanguard support you? All I am going to say is that if you look at my track record of what I have accomplished during my time about south, you will see that I am a viable candidate for an officer’s position. Fun facts about Jean-Pierre: What’s your favorite section of the Vanguard? My favorite section of the vanguard is the horoscopes Would you ride a jag bike? Yes I would and I have. Favorite place to eat on campus? Chick-fil-a Describe yourself in one word? Stubborn

Jeff Gill: Running for Vice President Why are you running for this position? It takes a lot of audacity to say, “I am qualified to fill this position;” however, after Senior working with Mech. Engineering professionals at Unaffiliated an international oil and gas engineering firm, I have learned to write, dress, and act professionally. My experience as event coordinator and fundraiser for “YOU Have the Power!” (Spring 2011), campaign coordinator for the new recycling pilot program (Fall 2011-present), and Opinion Editor for The Vanguard (present) have trained me sufficiently to fulfill any tasks and succeed in any goals that I am given. Is there a parking problem on campus? Why or why not? Yes. It’s a simple concept. If a certain number of students are going to class at one time, and there are fewer usable parking spaces, an immediate problem is generated. This is especially relevant to East parking. I wrote an article in The Vanguard last semester that addressed this problem by making an unused central zone “neutral” and allow all passes to be valid in this

zone. This is just one course of action that could be discussed; communication with all parties involved in the decision-making would be ideal.

Without students, there are no officers. When I am elected Vice President, I will try my hardest to not shirk my student duties.

Are you Greek? If so, state your affiliation. No, but I have been recently inducted into Mortar Board Honors Society.

How important is transparency in SGA on a scale of 1-10? 8

What is wrong with SGA? As far as I can tell, SGA is somewhat unapproachable to the common student. There is little consistent advertisement of SGA’s activity. The urge to work with the students has to come from both students and representatives. Representatives should be known by their respective colleges and should also have a well-publicized method of capturing requests from each colleges’ students. The potential that SGA can be immense, if used appropriately. What is right with SGA? There seems to be a well-socialized group of individuals both in the SGA and campaigning to participate in SGA. It is always easier to plan something when you can count on a group to communicate openly and transparently. Which is more important: being a student or an officer?

Why is transparency important or not important to you? It should be well known by the students what their activity fees are going to, and I would want to work with certain media outlets (yeah, you know the one) to forward this information in an easy-to-read format. Not only would it help the Vanguard increase readership, but the student body could be more aware of how SGA is appropriating money. What is your favorite thing about USA? Driving at night by Shelby Hall, Mitchell Center, Moulton Tower, the new Rec Center, and the portals as they are illuminated is both humbling and inspiring. I love experiencing “the New South” on my late-night returns from McDonald’s. What is your least favorite thing about USA? There are enclaves of passion within the student body, but it is kind of disheartening to see such an over-

arching epidemic of apathy. Why should the Vanguard support you? I have worked for The Vanguard as the Opinion Editor for a semester so far, and contributed articles on a regular basis for close to a year. There would be little doubt in saying that we agree on most on-campus issues. Along with my innovative ideas to increase Vanguard readership and SGA transparency, I have helped the plastic recycling program get on its feet. It should be more than evident to the student population that I am qualified, consistent, principled, and useful. Fun facts about Jeff: What is your favorite USA symbol? JagSmart What is your favorite USA sport? Quidditch Where is your favorite study spot? Dining Hall What’s your favorite section in The Vanguard? Opinion Would you ride a JagBike? Duh Favorite place to eat on campus? Velma’s Describe yourself in one word. Phat

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Ashley Trinh: Running for Member-At-Large Why are you running for this position? I’ve wanted to be more involved in SGA for a long time. This past year, I had the opportunity to Junior serve as an AssociMarketing & ate Justice under Economics Coleman and it Phi Mu was a great experience. I like being able to make a difference and being a member of SGA allows students to make a big difference in their school. There are so many things I love about this school, but there are also things that I cannot stand about South. So instead of just complaining about my issues, I decided to run for Member-AtLarge and try to improve the quality of school life here at South Alabama. I’m motivated, outspoken, and very observant, and I truly believe I’m someone who can make a difference for our school. Is there a parking problem on campus? Why or why not? Yes, of course there is a problem with parking. We have way too many students who drive, and not enough parking spots. If parking were allotted differently, and if more specific parking zones were created, the problem may decrease a little bit. However, until more parking spots are created, there will always be a “parking problem.” Are you Greek? If so, what is your affiliation? Yes, I am a Phi Mu. However, I am also affiliated with many other student organizations on campus. I can relate to Greek students, honors students, athletes, and anyone else. What is wrong with SGA? SGA could be a fabulous student organization. However, the organization can only be as strong as its members. In the past, some members of SGA seem to be unmotivated, biased towards certain organizations, and were uncooperative in manners such as appropriations. SGA should be the strongest, most helpful, most understanding, and well known organization on campus. If elected Member-At-Large, I will strive to help fix this issue. I can’t promise major improvements, but I can promise that I will try to fix at least some of these issues, and ease the communication between SGA and the student body.

Which is more important; being a student or an officer?

Both are important. We are all in college for a reason, and that reason is to get an education and eventually graduate. However, SGA officers have to be able to complete their duties for SGA and maintain their grades. They are held to a different standard, and they need to be excellent students and excellent members of SGA. How important is transparency in SGA on a scale of 1-10? Transparency is a 10 on the importance scale. Why is transparency important or not important to you? It is very important because students should be aware of what their Student Government is involved in since they are the representatives of the entire student body. Why should anyone elect another student to be their representative for the school, and then not be allowed to know what they are doing? What is your favorite thing about USA? I love how South Alabama is a smaller University (but is growing very rapidly) but a student can still have the “large university” college experience along with other lifestyle benefits. South has a great Greek System, tons of student organizations, is near the beach, and is near a lot of large companies who provide internships and jobs to students. I don’t think it gets a whole lot better than the benefits that South can offer a student. What is your least favorite thing about USA? The Grove. Enough said. Why should the Vanguard support you? I am an outspoken, motivated, and thoughtful person. The Member-AtLarge should be able to identify with every student on campus, and be able to represent them in an honest way. That’s who I am. Being a member of the Greek system, the honors program, working for South Alabama, a former dance team member, and being involved in other activities on campus has allowed me the opportunity to meet and speak with so many students. I believe I can represent the student body as a whole in an accurate manner and am the best person for the job. Fun facts about Ashley: What is your favorite USA symbol? Of course it’s the Jaguar! What is your favorite USA sport? Even though I love all of the sports at South Alabama, I’ll have to say base-

ball. “The bags are full of Jags!” is my favorite saying at the games. Where is your favorite study spot? The business library because it’s so convenient. What’s your favorite section in The Vanguard? Anything that Bailey writes! And I always have to read the section from the police department about the on campus crimes. Safety first. Would you ride a jag bike? Haha, yes I would ride a jag bike. I

might fall off the bike and hurt myself, but jag bikes are kind of cool. Favorite place to eat on campus? I love to eat at all of the locations on campus! The Delta Deli is my favorite though, because the seasoned fries are delicious. (P.S. I’m one of the South Alabama Dining Marketing Interns and know a lot of the great Dining Deals. BEST JOB EVER!) Describe yourself in one word. Confident

Justin Ladnier: Running for Engineering Senator

Junior Mech. Engineering Pi Kappa Phi

Why are you running for this position? I am running for Engineering Senator because I see things around campus that I feel the SGA can help improve, such as the Academic Calendar, the Jag Tran routes, and more involvement in and around campus and in the SGA itself.

Is there a parking problem on campus? Why or why not? Yes there is in certain areas. The new Recreational Center is a problem area because of the amount of people that use the facilities. What would your first senate project be in you had $1000? Are you Greek? If so, state your affiliation. I am current President of Pi Kappa Phi Fraternity. What is wrong with SGA? I don’t feel there is much wrong with SGA, other than just the general student involvement. My main goal as Senator will be to get the school excited again. Excited and proud to be at South, and to encourage more involvement in SGA. What is right with SGA? The want-to is there. The SGA just needs fresh ideas. Which is more important; being a student of a senator? By far, being a student. We are here to learn and be a scholar first and foremost. How important is transparency in SGA on a scale of 1-10? Why is transparency important or

not important to you? What is your favorite thing about USA? My favorite thing about USA is the small class sizes. Yea, we have our stadium seating classes, but a vast majority of them are smaller and you get to build a one on one relationship with your professor. What is your least favorite thing about USA? As a senator, how will you help represent your college? I will be a representative who knows what is best for my fellow Engineering students and the student body. I will fight for what is right, and best to help the students at USA. As senator, how will you interact with students in your college? I plan on having a meeting once a month, open to all students, but mainly Engineering students, where you can ask me questions, voice concerns, and just have a general discussion about any topic facing the campus. Fun Facts about Justin: What is your favorite USA Symbol? Belltower What is your favorite USA Sport? Oozeball Where is your favorite study spot? Library What’s your favorite section in The Vanguard? Sudoku What’s your favorite drink? Cream Soda Team Angelina or team Jennifer? Team Peeta Would you ride a Jag Bike? Yes Favorite bathroom on campus? Meisler Hall Favorite place to eat on campus? Pizza Hut Describe yourself in one word. BOLD

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Josef Hobdy: Running for Allied Health Senator

Sophomore Biomedical Alpha Phi Alpha

Why are you running for this position? I am running for the College of Allied Health senator because I feel I am a leader that will adapt to our changing and growing university and work for the changes needed.

Is there a parking problem on campus? Why or why not? Due to the increase in student enrollment here at the university it has caused limited

Justine Harris: Running for College of Arts and Sciences Senator

Freshman Biology Phi Mu

Why are you running for this position? I am running for this position because I believe I can make a difference on campus. I am a natural born leader but I also know the value of being a team player and listening to others opinions.

Is there a parking problem on campus? Yes, I believe there is a very big problem with parking on campus. I personally have had multiple parking problems in the past such as: not having enough parking, and parking zones not being properly allotted. A solution to these parking problems could be re zoning the parking zones, or adding additional parking. What would your first senate project be if you had $1000? For my first senate project I would invest the money into having more signs around campus. Personally I have had countless people stop and ask me for directions and I feel the USA campus could really benefit from having more signs or possibly information booths in certain areas on campus. This would make finding classes and other important places on campus easier for new students and visitors. Are you Greek? If so state your affiliation? Yes, I am a member of Phi Mu Fraternity! What is wrong with SGA? The only thing wrong with SGA that I can see

parking, putting a strain on many students. Certain actions should be taken to improve the current conditions to accommodate our growing student body. What would your first senate project be if you had $1000? My first senate project I would tackle if I had $1000 would be to work on security here at the university, by placing security boxes around campus at various locations. Are you Greek? If so, state your affiliation. Alpha Phi Alpha Fraternity Inc. What is wrong with SGA? Nothing is wrong with SGA per say but there is always room for advancement and improvement. What is right with SGA? SGA has served and worked for the stuis that they simply don’t do enough. As leaders on campus, I feel the SGA can do more to fix students’ problems and get more students involved on the campus. Many USA students are commuter students and are not as connected with campus as on-campus residents. I feel SGA can do more to get commuter students involved. What is right with the SGA? I feel SGA does a good job in listening to students’ problems even if they do not always have solutions. I also believe SGA does a great job in getting funds for other campus groups. Which is more important; being a student or a senator? Personally, being a student is my number one priority. However, being a senator will be my next. As students, we are all here to go to class, graduate, and receive a degree. Therefore, being a student should always come first! How important is transparency in SGA on a scale of 1-10? On a scale of 1-10 transparency is definitely a 10. Transparency is important because if students do not actively see the SGA striving to make changes to fix their problems; then they might lose support for SGA. Having the support of students is vital for SGA; therefore SGA members should always listen to students and try their hardest to fix the problems on campus. Why is transparency important or not important to you? Transparency is important to me because actions speak louder than words. Therefore, if students do not feel the SGA is listening to their complaints and acting to fix them. Then students will most likely lose support for SGA, which defeats the purpose of the SGA. What is your favorite thing about USA?

dents and other issues presented on the campus of USA. Which is more important; being a student or a senator? They are both equally important; being a senator will allow me to be a voice for the student body and work on their behalf. But also being a student is my main purpose for being here .

How important is transparency in SGA on a scale of 1-10? 8 Why is transparency important or not important to you? It is important to maintain the highest level of transparency with the student body. SGA needs to be more open about the goings-on of officers that have been elected to serve the student body and where our money is being spent. What is your favorite thing about USA? I enjoy all the amenities, and my quality education I am attaining here. What is your least favorite thing about USA? There is nothing I can say I like the least here at USA, but there is always room for imI love being on campus and getting involved in campus events. I also enjoy that USA has a lot of different clubs and organizations students can be members of. I also love that there are so many different types of students here with diverse backgrounds and cultures. What is your least favorite thing about USA? My least favorite thing about USA would have to be that there is not a football stadium on campus. A large part of the college experience is going to football games and sporting events. Without a stadium on campus, USA students are at a disadvantage. Overall having a football stadium on campus is more convenient and would enhance school spirit. As senator, how will you help represent your college? As a senator I would be representing the College of Arts and Sciences, which a large majority of students at USA are a part of. I believe as senator I can offer my college my leadership skills and organization. As a senator, I would in essence be the voice for the students of College of Arts and Sciences. Most of all I would keep their best interest in making decisions that would affect them. As senator, how would you interact with students in your college? As senator, I would interact with others in my college by being a member of the BSA. I would

provement. As senator, how will you help represent your college? I will represent the College of Allied Health by working for the specific needs of my college. As senator, how will you interact with students in your college? As a senator for the College of Allied Health, I would like to create a Facebook page along with a twitter account so all students can send direct messages to me. A page that provides a forum and initiates conversation is a good. I would also set up times that I can be available in the Allied Health building to meet face to face with students to listen to them, collaborate on ideas and connect with them. Fun facts about Josef: What is your favorite USA symbol? Jaguar What is your favorite USA sport? Football Where is your favorite study spot? My living room What’s your favorite section in The Vanguard? Opinion What’s your favorite drink? Green Tea Team Angelina or team Jennifer? Angelina Would you rude a Jag Bike? Yes Favorite bathroom on campus? Meisler Hall Favorite place to eat on campus? Chick-fil-a Describe yourself in one word. Ambitious

also become a member of other clubs involving College of Arts and Sciences majors. Fun facts about Justine: What is your favorite USA symbol? Jaguar What is your favorite USA sport? Football What is your favorite study spot? Library What is your favorite section in the Vanguard? Opinion What is your favorite drink? Sierra Mist Team Angelina or team Jennifer? Angelina Would you ride a Jag Bike? Yes Favorite place to eat on campus? Student Center Describe yourself in one word? Enthusiastic

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VAN GUARD

“We’re guarding all of the vans. Van-dals, watch out. We have red pens. That’s about it, really.”

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Students forced to park creatively at Rec-Center

Humanities will be demolished in favor of more parking on campus by PaTricK HerriNG Guy with a car

MaGICal WITnESS phoToGraphy

Meisler Hall under seige by cassie fambro Padawan’s sister

young padawan bestowed a curse upon Meisler Hall Friday, with what appeared to be an enchanted beef jerky stick from the bookstore. The curse was labeled “moolahramen,” which translates to “financial aid for all,” and students should now all qualify for extra money. Meisler Hall employees are now smil-

ing at students as a result, Peeta Mell, a sophomore, reported to The Van Guard. “They didn’t look at me like a poor idiot Philosophy major!” When consulting the padawan, he says he also intends to wield his magic to turn all of the water fountains into Kool-Aid dispensers, something many SGA presidents have promised but never delivered. He intends to cancel school the day after every midnight game launch, and everyone gets a pet jaguar if they attend USA.

Jag Brooms coming to USA by baiLey HammoND Harry Potter Fanatic

n a new attempt to provide better transportation across campus, President Gordon Moulton has announced the impending arrival of Jag Brooms. Due to the already popular and somewhat

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eginning in the fall semester of 2012, demolition work will begin on Humanities South. Dr. John Smith, vice president for Student Affairs has confirmed that the building is being torn down to make room for more parking spaces in the Central parking lot. “There just wasn’t enough room for students to park,” Smith said. “And since we aren’t really using Humanities South for anything important, we figured that would be a prime location to put more parking spots.” Students parking in the Central lot are ecstatic. Senior Wilhelm von Smitherson is one of the few who couldn’t contain his excitement. “I was so happy that I had to text everyone I knew to let them know!” von Smitherson said.

infamous Jag Bikes, the sidewalks across campus are now overcrowded with bicyclists leaving little room for those pedestrians who aren’t lucky enough to find a functioning Jag Bike or own their own two-wheeled, self-propelled transport. With such an issue leading to students be-

Unfortunately for his peers, von Smitherson learned the news while he was pulling into his Central parking spot. He quit paying attention to where he was going and totaled seventeen and a half cars and side swiped a JagTran. Students inside the JagTran were clinging to their seats for dear life. In the aftermath of the accident, von Smitherson told the involved parties of the school’s plans to demolish South Humanities. Everyone was so excited, they huddled around the mass that was their cars and began singing “Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye.” Smith wouldn’t rule out also demolishing Humanities North if the enrollment continues to rise. “If we need more parking spots, we can do without Humanities altogether,” Smith said. “Those Arts and Science students can just have classes in the parking lots if necessary.”

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ing late for class, it’s no wonder that university officials felt a pressing need to provide alternate modes of transportation. Cue the Jag Broom Initiative. Using the ancient and well-known techniques of the wizarding world, the University of South Alabama has partnered with Campus Brooms, Inc. to put together an entire fleet of 200 flying brooms to be made available to students starting next Fall. The brooms will be limited to flying five feet off the ground for liability reasons and

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will only be able to fly approximately 10-15 mph depending on wind direction and the phase of the moon. Jag Brooms will sport jaguar heads on the tip of the broomstick and come in three color combinations: red/white, blue/red and white/blue. Students are warned that trying to fly the brooms off campus will cause them to buck the rider off, whereupon the broom will then return to the nearest Jag Broom station.

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University police blotter 251-460-6121 Editor’s note: Have a question for USAPD? Ask Facilities.

3/24 Burglary of Auto 11:49 a.m. University Library

3/22 Theft in the third degree

A horse was reported stolen outside of the library as well as four bibles. The theif was reported as Amish, with a preponderance of evidence supporting his escape by carriage.

6:42 Rec Center Some brilliant student left an iPhone on a table and it was stolen because that’s what people do when iPhones are left places.

3/25 Unlawful Breaking and Entering 1:06 a.m. Stadium Blvd

3/23 Assault 5:32 Delta 6 Everyone at Delta 6 gets assaulted. It’s kind of a thing. They usually don’t live there, and someone gets punched, yells in the road, and seven police respond to the scene.

Someone thought Stanky Field was code for a prostituition convention, and were angrily mistaken. When they happened upon baseball instead of women, they decided to steal frozen hotdogs. 1/5 Outdated Firearms Permit 5:21 p.m. USAPD Office A bounty hunter was arrested for failing to produce current firearms paperwork. The bondsman was transported to metrol jail. (This really happened.)

3/13 Unlawful Breaking and Entering 11:06 a.m. North Dr. parking Lot Another brilliant student left their car unlocked and a Gucci purse sitting in the passenger seat. Eight debit cards, a poodle, and a Livesrong wristband were stolen from the passenger seat. And this is 2012.

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It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a...Jag Broom?

artram Daily, a representative from Campus Brooms, Inc., was on campus earlier in the semester to run tests. When asked what he was testing, Couch replied, “Air quality, relative wind speeds, gravity fluctuations, normal stuff. Gotta prepare for everything. Brooms ain’t just something you can hop on and point in the direction you wanna go. Lots of factors involved.” Campus Brooms, Inc. prides itself on creating quality travel brooms with topnotch security features and customized for individual needs. With such measures in place, we won’t likely hear about any Jag Brooms being found in Prichard. Monty Heelstomper, Jag Broom coordinator, encourages students to look at this newest addition to campus as a step in a new direction. “We’re trying to go green, and the only logical step after Jag Bikes was, of course, Jag Brooms,” Heelstomper stated. “A number of other universities (I won’t name names) have already begun to implement brooms on their campuses with great success, and I hope the same will be said of USA,” Heelstomper added. Some concerned students and faculty are worried that the brooms will just be another drain on the University’s finances. “I think it’s a good idea and all, because the traffic problem has really gotten out of control, but where are we getting the money for these brooms?” Jessie White, junior Graphic Design major, asked “It just seems a little fishy to me.” However, thanks to a recent donation by the National Federation for Broomstick Awareness, the fleet of brooms will not cost the University—or the students— any additional pennies. So, come next fall, look to the sky.

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The Jaguar Games jake howell JagLife Writer

ith the recent, extraordinary success of the “The Hunger Games” film, people all over the world are wondering if they would survive in the arena, supposing an apocalyptic event that spawned a new country with eccentric taste in body-art was to actually happen. Unlike those other poor souls who are stuck wondering, students at the University of South Alabama will soon get the chance to put themselves to the test. Plans are already underway to end the semester with South’s own version of “The Hunger Games.” The event, tentatively called The Jaguar Games, will pit one male and one female student from each college against one another in a fight-to-the-death. The winner will receive, not only the instant, campus-wide fame of being a victor, but also a full scholarship that covers all expenses related to their undergraduate career. “We think people will jump at the chance to get a scholarship like this. Not only is it a killer resume builder, but, let’s be honest, who’s going to turn the winner of a death match down for a job?” said Dr. Murphy Cornerstone, one of the administrators in charge of planning the event. When asked how the candidates will be chosen, Cornerstone answered, “While we love volunteers, the goal is to get everyone on campus involved. Each student’s name will be entered into the drawing once for each semester they’ve attended the University, including summer. We’ll also be splitting the College of Arts and Sciences into two groups to even things out.” The arena for the event is being prepared as well, mentioned Cornerstone. “While I can’t give out too many details, the games will be held in the area that comprises the Dr. Glenn Sebastian nature trail with some interesting modifications and sur-

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Kacie Watson (left) and Parker Chastain (right) could be two of the students who will participate in The Jaguar Games, and they look ready to fight for the ultimate scholarship prize. prises,” Cornerstone added. An insider from the administration, who wished to remain anonymous, hinted at several of the “surprises”. “There’s a reason the Life Sciences Building and Meisler Hall have been without heat so often over the past few months. “President Moulton wanted water diverted to the arena for some sort of mid-game shakeup. “I’ve also heard he wanted to turn Moulton Tower into some sort of launching tower where the administration could target areas of the arena that were too peaceful. He’s keeping most of his ideas close to his chest, though,” the anonymous source confided. Obviously, things are well underway for this inaugural event. Students are already strategizing and drafting ideas for what they’d do in the arena. “If I’m chosen, I’d definitely have an edge over some people because I have developed this insane ability to throw pens like daggers.

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“All I’d have to do is stay out of the other people’s reaches and take them down. Do you think they’ll put a box of Bic pens in the arena? They’re the best,” said Travis Eccleston, a sophomore Education major. Not everyone on campus, though, is please with the administration’s new pet project. Candy Carrol, a senior Chemistry major, stated, “I think this is just horrible. How can people actually be excited about the University forcing us to do this? They’re all just sick, twisted sadists. “I mean, this is almost as bad as forcing us to have meal plans. Also, I wonder where the money to pull this off is coming from. Tuition, I expect.” Are the Jaguar Games just some devious plan from the administration to raise tuition under the guise of scholarship and friendly competition? In the meantime, picking up a lethal skill might not be such a bad idea.

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vol. 50, no. 11 / apr. 2, 2012

Squirrels have some competition Seagulls, the denizens of the salty air, land on campus to the dismay of many--including the squirrels.

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attle cries ring out across campus. Lines of battle are drawn in the sand and the skies, and the two opposing forces eye each other with beady eyes. Any crumb left unattended is fair game for a fight to the bitter end as local squirrel gangs try to defend their territory against the encroaching hordes of seagulls intent on devouring all edibles under the blue sky. Caught in between this war of the tiny creatures are students who just want to get from building to building across campus with their belongings and persons unmolested. Rebekah Lloyd, junior Elementary Education major, observed, “Squirrels have the natural, local advantage. They know this campus inside and out. They have hidden caches of goodies that those seagulls have no chance of locating. To those seagulls I say, ‘Good luck, suckers.’” Each year as summer comes around, the seagulls arrive to make things interesting on campus for everyone involved. “Every morning I get woken up with the sound of like 20 seagulls cawing outside of my door. I don’t know what they’re talking about, but I think they’re making plans to take over the world,” confided Jeremy Sumpter, sophomore philosophy major. This raucous cawing has drawn the notice of students and faculty alike. The squirrels, not to be outdone, have started

Professional Behavior: What You Don’t Practice Can Hurt You Seminar

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2:30 p.m. at Career Services, 2100 Meisler Hall No pre-registration is required and for more information about the seminar please contact Career Services at (251) 460-6188.

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A USA squirrel holds his pecan possessively (left) and a group of seagulls (right) perch on Delta 5 roof simply waiting for an opportunity to swoop down upon unsuspecting victims carrying foodstuffs. holding squirrel choirs in the trees outside of the Humanities and Life Sciences buildings during lunch hours. “They’re not half bad,” commented Greg Alberston, associate professor of ancient history. “A tad untrained, but with some proper guidance, I think USA could have the first squirrel choir in history.” Whether a squirrel choir is feasible is hard to say, but until the violence between squirrels and seagulls is abated, we won’t know for sure. “The tension is so tight we could use it to cut cheese for our crackers,” stated grounds maintenance spokesperson, Ben Hopper. “I’m out there in the thick of

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a...Jag Broom?

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Artistic renderings of the Jag Brooms in three color combos.

things every day, and it’s getting to be a problem for us at grounds maintenance.” The squirrels have been a fixture at the University of South Alabama for time out of mind. The furry creatures with the bushy tails skitter to and fro inciting quick conversations about their actions between random passers-by. However, with the new threat from the air, both squirrels and humans alike are looking at the skies with apprehension, wondering when the next cawing divebomb will occur. One can’t help but think about the iconic film, “The Birds,” and shudder at the notion of flocks of seagulls taking over campus in deadly waves. At least the squirrels are predictable and easily distracted by things of the nut variety. Seagulls have a single-mindedness best portrayed in “Finding Nemo” with the repeating call of “Mine! Mine!” Now that sound is haunting the air at USA, and the threat of attacks from above is added to the already large list of student worries, including JagTran attacks, squirrel thievery, bike hit-and-runs, sudden downpours and hypothermia. One final warning to the wary: do not stand in between a squirrel and a seagull. It’s a place of undeniable danger and to be avoided at all costs. “It’s almost like listening to nails on a chalkboard,” confessed Steven Davis, freshman Biology major, about hearing a squirrel vs. seagull fight. If you witness a scuffle between the two varmints, call your local Resident Animal Advisor and report it immediately. Don’t be a hero; heroes get themselves mauled by angry land and air creatures.

Spring 2012 Webinar Series: The Future Career - A Buffet of Options Available to You Seminar

2 p.m. at Career Services, 2100 Meisler Hall Deciding on a Major: Deciding Which Major is Best for You Seminar

3 p.m. at Stokes Hall Classroom No pre-registration is required for this event. “Are you confused about what you want to do with your life? This workshop will focus on learning how to identify and research majors and careers that are right for you.”

fri > apr 6 First Friday Art Walk: “Natural Impressions” exhibit by Tom Meyer

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The Madden video game cover starting in 2000 until 2011. Almost all cover athletes have been cursed. Leequinton Blackmon Sports Columnist

uch like Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny, the Madden Curse has become so obvious, that no sports fans should ever question its existence. Wait, did I really just imply that Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny were real? Oh well, I digress. So what should a person make of this so-called curse? Maybe it’s not a curse. After all, it is possible that the sudden injuries and obvious lack of production that these players face after being on the cover is all purely coincidental. Or maybe this curse originated as the result of rumors created by jealous players, who weren’t given the opportunity to be on the cover of this popular video game. Madden is currently in the process of choosing its newest victim, or should I say newest player to grace their cover. It seems as if most players are excited

about being on the cover. Other players take the smarter route and would rather wait until the new season starts and try their luck at avoiding possible bounties being place on them by the New Orleans Saints. And oddly enough, it seems as if that’s the safest alternative and when you look at the history of the Madden Curse you can see why. Take a look at a few of its most notable victims. Michael Vick—Before signing with the Eagles, Vick graced the cover of Madden NFL 2004 as the quarterback of the Atlanta Falcons. Just one day after the video game was released, Vick broke his leg in a preseason game. He missed the next 11 games due to that injury. Donovan Mcnabb—After leading the Philadelphia Eagles to the Super Bowl, quarterback Donovan Mcnabb appeared on the cover of Madden NFL ‘06. Soon after the game was released, he tore his

ACL in a game against the Tennessee Titans. This was a season-ending injury. Peyton Hillis—As a result of his breakout season with the Cleveland Browns, fans voted running back Peyton Hillis onto the cover of the most recent edition of Madden. Shortly after Madden NFL ‘12 was released, Hillis had a vast drop off in production. To make matters worse, he battled nagging injuries the entire 2011-2012 season, a season that was a contract year for him. So is the Madden Curse real, or is it all just a made up coincidence? I mean, the whole idea of a video game cover being cursed almost seems laughable doesn’t it? Lots of players have bad seasons without being on the cover, don’t they? Maybe there is a curse, and maybe there isn’t. Deny the curse all you want but good luck to your favorite team once its star player ends up on the cover of the newest edition of Madden.

USA adds Skateboard team, eyes Dyrdek as possible coach

he University of South Alabama has taken a step into the extreme sports world by adding a men’s and women’s skateboarding team. The decision was made this last weekend. USA will be one of only a few schools to officially have a skateboarding team, and they hope that this will help in recruiting. There has been much discussion on the coaches for the teams, as well as where a skate park will be built on campus. USA athletic officials have said they are in contract discussions with professional skater and TV star Rob Dyrdek to become the USA skateboarding coach. As for the skate park, Dyrdek will surely have a hand in designing and building it and has hinted at using the inside of the circle by the dorms as a key place for the

Ken Barefield ‫@ ‏‬KenBarefield-I need new haters my old ones are starting to like me #flipthescript Drewski ︻╦╤─ ‫@ ‏‬DrewDearman- After a week with no AC, the grove finally came thru! Fixing to be an igloo over in building 10 Rush Hendricks ‫_@ ‏‬RusHen_I’ll help some of these ladies out: if you think I’m a creep and don’t want me to talk to you just smoke a cigarette, that’ll do the trick. Jereme L. Jones ‫@ ‏‬J11JonesIf i ever had to go to court I WOULD NOT go to one that had a tv show.. unless im fasho gone win.. Corey Waldon ‫@ ‏‬ lilwaldon_81-m A MUG can be anything... Stupid than a mug.. Ugly than a mug.... Breath stanky than a mug CJ Bennett ‫_@ ‏‬MrOneFive_No lie i just played a game of 2k with out a basketball! The game kept going but the ball was invisible Katy Neal ‫@ ‏‬KatyNeal23- Little Debbies were on sale at Bruno’s. The limit was 2 boxes... I bought 3. Definition of rebel/fat. #winning #rebellious Jacey Chandler ‫@ ‏‬JaceyBlurrr- “@_MrOneFive_: I hope one day I’m famous enough to be a judge for a food network show” COPY MY DREAMS MUCH? I won’t have to be famous though Trey Anderson ‫@ ‏‬UnoDosTrey123- Just was informed that it is national cleavage day! And it’s friday? Lets goooo!! Gonna be a good day! Wendell Wright ‫@ ‏‬GetWrightwitit- If your normal driving stance requires 2 hands I’m pretty sure your talents behind the wheel are suspect

park. As more information comes available, The Van Guard staff will update. Look for Dyrdek to feature his talks with USA and

the possibility of coaching a team on the next episode of his show, “The fantasy factory.”

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Top 5 most humble sports figures Patrick Herring Sports Columnist In sports, just like most things in life, we have our favorites. We pick them for different reasons. Maybe one athlete was your dad’s favorite or maybe the certain player reminds you of yourself. One reason some people like certain sports figures is their attitude and the type of person they are. This list is all about those people. The best of teammates and the nicest people you can watch in sports. 5. Chad Ochocinco – formerly Chad Johnson, Ochocinco changed his name to honor his favorite sports team, the 1985 Chicago Bears. He is referred to as one of the least flashy players in the league and has yet to draw an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty in his career. 4. Alex Rodriguez – affectionately referred to as “A-Rod”, Rodriguez isn’t concerned with money or fame. He simply loves to play the game of baseball. When reports of steroids in baseball began surfacing he was adamantly against the prospect and has tested clean every time. 3. Rex Ryan — one of the most well-spoken and kind coaches in the NFL, Ryan rarely speaks out of line. His routine of keeping his feelings to himself and never being too brash has earned him a place in the hearts of players and coaches across the league. 2. Terrell Owens – loved by everyone in the NFL, Owens gets along with his quarterbacks better than any wide receiver in recent memory. He is currently a free agent because so many teams are clamoring for his services, that he can’t pick one just yet. 1. LeBron James – before his eighth season in the NBA, James graciously allowed for news cameras to broadcast his decision for where he’d be taking his talents the following season. He is currently the most beloved player in the NBA, and fans in Cleveland have no hard feelings after he left their organization to play for Miami.

USA buys real Jaguar mascot jt crabtree Sports Journalist

live jaguar is being brought to the University of South Alabama, and will become the mascot for all USA athletics much as Mike the Tiger is for LSU. The jaguar, which will be named Spotty, will be housed in a jungle exhibit, which will be constructed in the courtyard in between the student center and Meisler Hall. The exhibit will include tropical trees, a pool, a tire swing, a Landice L7 treadmill, and a video monitor with a copy of P90X. Not only will Spotty provide entertainment for the fans off the field, but also on the field as well. Spotty has been genetically enhanced with a chemical known as “Compound SIYM”. The enhancement has provided Spotty with the ability to become a phenomenal athlete. Spotty will become a member of the football and basketball team during the 2012-2013 school year. Jaguars typically average around 4-6 feet in length, but Spotty is an impressive 7 foot 5 inches long, and runs a 3.7 second 40-yard dash, allowing him to catch his prey with blinding speed. Spotty will play jayson Curry/ sports editor wide receiver and defensive back for the football team and Spotty, South Alabama’s new live mascot. center for the basketball team. Spotty’s impressive size and Spotty, “I’ve asked him to also don’t care.’” jumping abilhelp with all the Spotty was born on Mount. ity has drawn construction on Everest in Nepal, which is widethe attention campus since we ly considered the birthplace of of entertainseem to be behind champions. He was found by ment group Acon everything.” Tim Tebow while he was on a “I’ve seen him bite roDunk. What’s There have mission trip to save the people more impressive through three cinder also been rumors of Nepal from “Manningitis”, is that Spotty that a movie may a disease that has been linked blocks at once.” can perform the also be in the back to a quarterback from same high-flying works, such as Tennessee. - President Moulton dunks that Acrothe popular “Air Spotty’s first career appearDunk performs Bud” series. ance will be against the Texaswithout the assis“They have the San Antonio RoadRunners on tance of a trampoline. saying ‘The honey badger don’t August 30, where he hopes to “I’ve seen him bite through care’,” Sam “TogaMan” Wicker take three cinder blocks out of three cinder blocks at once,” said of the new mascot. “They the competition. President Moulton said of will soon be saying ‘Spotty

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April Fools There’s no article here. JagFlatLine

Why do people walk in the bike lane when I’m riding my bike to class, and I want to get there on time? Well, It’s more of a personal preference, I prefer to be hit by bikes when I’m walking down the sidewalk. It keeps things on the dangerous side. I live on the dangerous side, by the way...

I don’t know what bikes are. Are they similar to broomsticks?

-Jessica Boudreaux

-Tom Marvolo Riddle

I prefer walking in the bike lane. When I walk in the bike lane, I imagine that someone painted the lines just for me and that it’s my own personal lane. It makes me feel important and special. It’s quite the fuzzy feeling. I don’t know why bikers keep using my lane, actually. -Bucky Pickle

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vol. 50, no. 11 / apr. 2, 2011

Jeff Gill Opinion Editor

t is disgusting to hear people’s concerns about how little a teacher’s salary is. Laymen and politicians need not sympathize. Truehearted educators care not about amounts of money but only the amount of positive impact they have on an individual’s life. We education majors know exactly what we are signing up for when we decide to selflessly serve any and everybody’s children. Maintaining a second full-time job in order to pay back student loans is already an embedded factor as the student plans and prepares for this career of grandeur. It is true for most educators that having a burning desire to teach, especially in the public school, is not merely a de-

cision. It is a commitment. It is a higher spiritual calling and its pay is greater than anything of tangibility. So do not think something as secular as a paycheck (or the lack of) will deter an appointed teacher from fulfilling their will. When one is truly called to teach they do not mind a $325.95 salary (three packs of 21 cent Roman Noodles for a whole year and a nice pair of Stacy Adams shoes). We then move closer to defining the right to a free education as teachers teach kids for free. We progress toward making the school a living quarters for the educators, require all teachers to get a commercial driver’s license to accommodate having to buy a personal vehicle, and the only time I would want to receive higher pay is when the Department/Board of Education further

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marginalizes how and what we teachers teach. It is these middle-class hungry teachers who are responsible for the thousands who got laid off last year (1,100 just in Alabama). They are also the ones who complain when a low vision or mildly mentally handicapped kid is incorporated into their “traditional classroom” (a nice way to phrase “existing oppression”) These teachers are the ones who are ruining the macrocosm of public education. There needs to be a separation between the martyrs for enlightenment from the I-have-summers-off-and-I-receive-tenure-so-clean-my-teeth teachers. I believe taking money and luxuries out of the equation is a great start. Did Socrates demand gold for his advice in the Agora? Did Paul or Silas demand money for preaching the gospel? Did Kevorkian charge for euthanasia? What makes these men incredible figures is that they were blessed with the insight for the greater good, and they were great at what they did. It is with the same attitude that the abecedary tolerates all he does to help ensure a better future for all.

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e live in the United States, land of the free, home of the brave, historical trendsetter to all things democratic. We liked democracy before it was cool. You know, back when it was still underground. I’m sure we’ve all heard the story of the Boston Tea Party countless times since elementary school. And I’m also sure we’ve all spent several hours memorizing the specific injustices that led the founding fathers to rebel against the British. (Honestly, who didn’t expect have that essay question on the first U.S. history test.) The Founding Fathers believed in the merits of democracy and a citizens’ right to elect his or her leaders, and while this idea seemed radical at the time, democracy spread as a result of their insubordination. Since then, the United States has continued to unabashedly blaze the trail for democracy to proliferate, standing as the Protector against socialism, fascism, communism and all those other dangerous isms that rear their ugly heads against sweet Lady Liberty. Democracy is the cornerstone on which this nation was built, and Americans have never been afraid to take the first step when it comes to promoting a citizen’s right to choose. A shining example of this comes from the brave state of Tennessee, which seeks to make this country more free and democratic than some even thought possible, taking the gospel of democracy to the one place where it currently has no power: science. Tennessee House Bill 368 and Senate Bill 893 seek to redefine the way in which scientific information is disseminated, encouraging teachers to address the, “scientific strengths and scientific weaknesses” of topics like “biological evolution, the chemical origins of life, global warming, and human cloning”. This decision comes as victory for citizens of Tennessee because it means they can move past the accepted precedent and hear both sides of the story. Even though the scientific community believes there is little to debate about these “controversial” issues, I’m still glad that the state of Tennessee takes their words with a bit of skepticism. After all, as Senator Santorum put so aptly, college graduates have the bad habit of becoming elitists, and we all know that we can’t really trust them and their overly liberal, socialist, communist, agenda.

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America: land of the free

vol. 50 April 2, 2012

Kacie Watson: Running for Chief Justice Keith Stephens: Running for College of Arts and Sciences Senator Why are you tant or not important to you? running for this position? I am running for the position of Chief Justice because I am seeking a better opportunity to make Junior a difference on Biomedical Sciences campus. I want Unaffiliated to ensure that every student gets a chance to make their voice heard and ensure that all policies and protocols are properly followed in executing the decisions made by SGA. Is there a parking problem on campus? Why or why not? There is a parking problem on campus, mostly due to the fact that more and more commuter students are attending the university, but no accommodations are being made to provide adequate parking for them. However, students must also realize that it is not the job of the university to provide them with a front row parking spot to all of their classes. Often, there are empty parking spots available, but they are away from academic buildings. Are you Greek? If so, state your affiliation. I am not a member of a Greek organization. What is wrong with SGA? SGA lacks the strong leadership that is necessary to make the organization work effectively. There is a break down in communication between the members and leaders of SGA. What is right with SGA? There are several members of SGA who are dedicated to making the organization better. These members are working hard to increase the visibility on campus and make students more aware of what SGA can do for them. Which is more important; being a student or being an officer? As I stated in response to an earlier question, we are all, first and foremost, students. My primary reason for being at this university is to gain a quality education; therefore I say it is more important to be a student. How important is transparency in SGA on a scale of 1 – 10? I would say the level of importance of transparency in the SGA is a 7. Why is transparency impor-

It is important to me that SGA remain transparent because, ultimately, this is an organization for the students and it is only right that the students know what is going on within their SGA. However, I do understand that situations arise that require the attention of SGA and is not necessarily something that should be brought to the student body’s attention. What is your favorite thing about USA? I love the size of USA and the fact that it is continuously growing. There are constantly new buildings going up and improvements being made to campus. Although the construction is not always something students enjoy seeing, it is necessary for the growth of our university. What is your least favorite thing about USA? I would have to say that my least favorite thing about the university is the level of security on campus. While I know that campus police cannot be everywhere at once, I believe it is important to have more police patrolling the university, especially during times and in areas where more crimes tend to occur. Why should the Vanguard support you? The Vanguard should support me for Chief Justice because I am committed to SGA and to this University. I hope to bring improvements to everything that I do and always hope to leave things better than I found them and this is no different for SGA. I hope to really make a difference by serving as the Chief Justice of SGA and make the University of South Alabama a better place than it was when I began my freshmen year here. Fun facts about Kacie: What is your favorite USA symbol? The Jaguar What is your favorite USA sport? Football Where is your favorite study spot? BMD Library What’s your favorite section in The Vanguard? The Life section Would you ride a Jag Bike? Heck Yes! Favorite place to eat on campus? Chick-fil-a Describe yourself in one word. Dedicated

Why are you running for this position? I am running for College of Arts and Sciences Senate because I feel that I will be able to connect with my peers on campus. I will be able to help make decisions based on my peers’ wants and needs. Also, I will make a difference among the lives of my peers and provide leadership. Is there a parking problem on campus? Why or why not? I do feel that there is a parking problem on campus. I feel that students should be able to park where they need and want to on campus. There is also limited parking in the designated zones. What would your first senate project be if you had $1000? To host a “Pizza for Thought”. This would offer an incentive for the students to come out and provide their suggestions for enhancing the experience of students at USA. Once I know what the students concerns are, I will be able to address them with the remaining money. Are you Greek? If so, state you affiliation. No What is wrong with SGA? An issue that I see is the lack of a minority presence. This lack of minority presence is not a complete representation of the student body. What is right with SGA? SGA provides the university with great social events. These events are a way for students to feel involved on campus. Which is more important; being a student or a senator? I take my role and responsibilities as a student very serious; however, I am my “Brother’s Keeper.” Therefore, as a senator I can have an impact on the lives of others as well as myself. How important is transparency in SGA on a scale of 1-10? 8; because students need to feel a sense of involvement. Why is transparency important or not important to you? It is important because I am for the students feeling as if they are a part of this organization, as they are.

What is your favorite thing about USA? My favorite thing about USA is the connection that I feel with my peers Sophomore and campus fac- Psychology ulty. The 2 years Unaffiliated I have been here, I have felt like I have became a part of this university. What is your least favorite thing about USA? My least favorite thing about USA is the activities and events planned on campus lack the ability to draw the attention of the majority of the student body. As senator, how will you help represent your college? As a senator of SGA, I will represent USA through teamwork with fellow members of SGA to accomplish the common goals of the student body. As senator, how will you interact with students in your college? As a senator, I will utilize both social networking and face-to-face communication to stay connected with the student body. Fun facts about Keith: What is you favorite USA symbol? The Jaguar What is your favorite USA sport? Basketball Where is your favorite study spot? Outside What’s your favorite section in The Vanguard? Athletics What’s you favorite drink? Gatorade Team Angelina or team Jennifer? Team Angelina Would you ride a Jag Bike? Yes Favorite place to eat on campus? Chick-Fil-A Describe yourself in one word. Outgoing

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Kyle Morris: Running for MCOB Senator

Junior Business Sigma Chi

Why are you running for this position? I am running for this position to be more involved and be able to help my fellow students in any way possible. Is there a parking problem on campus? Why

or why not? Yes, I believe there is a problem with the parking on campus but nothing too extreme that we cannot fix with student support. What would your first senate project be if you had $1000? I first would gather input from the students in my college before I would make any decision with student money. Are you Greek? If so, state your affiliation. Yes, I am a member of the Sigma Chi

Fraternity. I have held three executive positions that include: Recruitment Chairman, New Member Educator, and Vice President. What is wrong with SGA? I feel SGA has had problems in the past with understanding the problems of all the diverse groups that make up the student body. What is right with SGA? SGA has given solid leadership to the students and does well communicating between the faculty and the students.

dent body, transparency must be upheld. Why is transparency important or not important to you? The students should know exactly what is going on with their elected representatives at all times. But at the same time elect a candidate that they can trust to make the right decisions. What is your favorite thing about USA? My favorite thing about USA is the growth and expansion, from the football team and all the new buildings. It shows me that USA is on an exciting path.

Which is more important; being a student or a senator? Definitely being a student is more important that any of my extracurricular activities that I am involved in. That does not mean that I will not give the position the dedication it deserves.

What is your least favorite thing about USA? My least favorite thing about USA is that people from the outside view it as a commuter school, and it is much more than that.

How important is transparency in SGA on a scale of 1-10? I place much importance on the transparency of SGA. To fairly represent the stu-

As senator, how will you help represent your college? I would like to get as much input as possible from my fellow students before mak-

ing any permanent decisions. As senator, how will you interact with students in your college? I will try my best to open all forms of contact so I can hear any problems and suggestions. Fun facts about Kyle: What is you favorite USA symbol? Jaguar What is your favorite USA sport? Football Where is your favorite study spot? Sigma Chi Library Whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s your favorite section in The Vanguard? Police blotter Whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s you favorite drink? Wild cherry Pepsi Team Angelina or team Jennifer? Angelina Would you ride a Jag Bike? Yes Favorite bathroom on campus? MCOB Favorite place to eat on campus? Chick-fil-a Describe yourself in one word. Responsible

Elizabeth McDonald: Running for College of Arts & Sciences Senator What is wrong with SGA? Speaking as a current member of the Senate, I would like to see more How important is transparenhands-on activity in the Senate, such cy in SGA on a scale from 1-10? as community service. Many of our 8. We represent the voice of the positions revolve around appropria- students, but similar to actual Contions, but I want more physical events gress, there are some times for prifor the Senate to become involved vate deliberations. with. I also feel that we need to What is your favorite sport? Why is improve our transparr: 4 internal and ency importhe O external comtant or not munication. important to you? What is Transparright with ency is imporSGA? tant in SGA We are privnot only beileged to apcause we reppropriate monresent our coney to deserving stituents, but student orgawe deal with nizations. It is large sums of rewarding to money. It is see the faces important for of group leadus to remain ers after they honest in our learn a finanappropriations cial burden has been lifted off their processes. shoulders! What is your favorite thing Which is more important: be- about USA? ing a student or a senator? All the new construction that is deStudent, because being a good and veloping! It will surely bring in new able student gets you to graduation students!

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What would be your first Senate project be if you had $1000? There are some buildings on campus, such as HPELS and Communications, that have computer labs for their students to use. Even though Humanities is a high traffic building, I believe a larger computer lab would

and a qualified Senator position. In order to lead, you must have a strong student foundation.

Is there a parking problem on this campus? Why or why not? I believe there is an issue in the East parking zone. While most other parking zones have turnover throughout the day, most of East parking is devoted to medical students and do not have a similar turnover rate.

be nice to have.

Why are you running for this position? Over the past year, I have been a Peer Academic Leader forfreshmen with Dr. Nicole Carr. I was Junior also involved this History year in the SGA Not mentioned creation of First Year Council. This Council is an effort to integrate morefreshmen into the SGA process and allow this entering class a more integralvoice in student government. Due to my experiences, I would love to continueworking on this Council in its first year of operation.

What is your least favorite thing about USA? Muggy and hot weather. While that may be a complaint about Mobile in general, it does stink to walk to class in this weather. As a Senator, how will you help represent your college? The best way to represent your college is to carefully consider each vote you make. It is very easy to make a vote based on your own opinion, but one must remember that you are representing your college, not yourself. As a Senator, how will you interact with students in your college? As a part of the new SGA website, I think it will be important to include the contact information for each senator. This will empower students, and I believe it is necessary to be open and accessible to your constituents in this technology age. Fun Facts about Elizabeth: Where is your favorite study spot? Third floor of the library. I even have my favorite table, and I tend to get territorial when I see that it is taken. Favorite Place to Eat? Delta Deli. I love the seasoning on the fries!

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Mary Creager: Running for College of Business Senator Why are you running for this position? I am running for this position because I think I would be a major asset to the sga. I am anextremely positive person and very Freshman ambitious! When i see Business something needs to be Phi Mu done I do it! I believe I have great leadership qualities, but I can also be a team player. Is there a parking problem on campus? Why or why not? Yes, there is a major parking problem on campus. There should be more general parking areas where everyone can park, especially around the cafeteria. I find that a place where everyone should be able to park regardless of your parking zone. I think even some sort of parking garage could help fix the problem. What would your first senate project be if you had $1000? I would invest the money in signs and maybe even a direction booth that would help students and visitors on campus know where they are on campus if they were lost. They would also be able to get directions to their next class or where ever they needed to go.

Are you Greek? If so, state your affiliation. Yes, I am affiliated with the Greek system at South. I am a active member of Phi Mu Fraternity. What is wrong with the sga? The only thing I can think of that’s wrong with the sga is they do not do enough to get all the students on campus involved. There are a lot of commuter students that attend South Alabama and they are not very involved on campus. I feel like the sga should at least make an effort to have events for everyone to attend. What is right with the sga? The sga does a great job giving money to the other clubs and organizations on campus. They really try to help everyone and they do listen to the students ideas and problems. Which is more important: being a student or a senator? Being a student is more important to me than being a senator because at the end of the day the whole reason we are in college is to learn and go to school. How important is transparency in SGA on a scale of 1-10? Transparency is a 7 for me.

Why is transparency important or not important to you? Transparency is important because i want people to understand me readily and easily, However, i would not want to be too transparent and give people an opportunity to see right through me and take advantage. Transparency is an important characteristic to have as long as it does not become a weakness. What is your favorite thing about USA? I love being involved on campus and having many different clubs or organizations to get involvedin. I also enjoy all the sporting events for all students to attend What is your least favorite thing about USA? I think my least favorite thing about USA is that we do not have a football stadium on or around campus. Ithink once a football stadium is built here, the student body as a whole will become more involved and have more school spirit than what there is now. As senator, how will you help represent your college? I think i could help represent the College of Business with my leadership qualities because one huge major in the College of Business is management. I’m also very outgoing and I

would listen to all suggestions or opinions given to me. As senator, how will you interact with students in your college? I would interact with the students of the College of Business by getting involved in a club that would benefit my interest in management and marketing. Fun facts about Mary: What is your favorite USA symbol? the jaguar head What is your favorite USA sport? volleyball What is your favorite study spot? the library What is your favorite section in The Vanguard? What’s your favorite drink? Cherry Dr. Pepper Team Angelina or Team Jennifer? Team Jennifer! Would you ride a jag bike? Sure Favorite bathroom on campus? the rec center Favorite place to eat on campus? The student center Describe yourself in one word. Bubbly/Happy

Alex Wiles: Running for Student-At-Large Why are you running for this position? I am running for the position of Student-at-Large to increase the amount of support SGA gives to student organizations. Senior I want to work alongPsychology (Pre-Med) side other student Sigma Chi organizations to get more of our student body involved on campus. There are so many resources other than funding that SGA can provide for our students. I will make it the focus of my office to ensure that SGA is providing aid for organizations seeking to increase membership or to network with other organizations. I also will work toward creating a Student Organization Seating Program for organizations to have seating at University sporting events. Is there a parking problem on campus? Why or why not? It is apparent that there is a parking problem on our campus, as parking seems to be one of the first criticisms students have about the University. This problem may never be fully resolved, as it seems to be a common theme across many college campuses, but that does not excuse SGA from working to improve parking for students. I will be open to any ideas that students have to

improve our parking issues on campus. What is wrong with SGA? Since joining SGA, the largest problem I have seen for our student government is attendance issues. When senators miss meetings, it portrays a poor image of the SGA to those students in attendance. The responsibilities of representing our student body cannot be neglected. I feel as though the attendance records of both our Officers and Senators should be made more public to students, perhaps by publishing semester attendance in the Vanguard. Not only would students see the effort put in by SGA, but this could also create more incentive for those members of SGA who fulfill their obligations every week.

important to you? The Student Government assembles for one main goal – to serve the Student Body. The most effective way to ensure our SGA is truly serving all students is to make every decision of SGA as transparent as possible. This means more Vanguard coverage. I feel as though Senators should have regular meetings with writers of the Vanguard to discuss plans for Senator Projects and to answer frequently asked questions proposed by students.

How important is transparency in SGA on a scale of 1-10? Transparency is one of the most important qualities that a Student Government should have.

What is your favorite thing about USA? The growth our campus has seen just since my first year in Fall the of 2009 is incredible. I love that I am a student here during this period in our University history. There are so many reasons to be proud of our campus such as the beginning of our football team. What is your least favorite thing about USA? My least favorite thing about the University is that so many of our students only view the University as their school and nothing more. There are so many ways to become involved, whether it is in student organizations, participating in campus events, or supporting sporting events. It is SGA’s responsibility to reach out to these students and find the right ways to increase pride in our University.

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Which is more important; being a student or an officer? While the responsibilities of being an officer are very important, the only reason that any of us are enrolled here at all is to be students. The key to being a good officer is to understand that we are all students first and to use our positions to work for our fellow students.

you? I am running for a position that represents not just one college, but the entire student body. I have been involved in several organizations during my time at South Alabama and would be able to relate with any student, which is key to being successful as the Student-at-Large. I am a Southerner (Student Ambassador) for the past two years, served as an SGA Senator, Associate Justice and Recruitment Chair, and play on the USA Rugby Team. My involvement with several different types of organizations would enable me to achieve my largest goal of increasing student involvement in everything South Alabama Fun Facts about Alex: What is your favorite USA symbol? SouthPaw What is your favorite USA sport? Baseball Where is your favorite study spot? Library What’s your favorite section in The Vanguard? Sports Would you ride a Jag Bike? Yes Favorite place to eat on campus? Chick-fil-a Describe yourself in one word. Devoted

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Meghan Hadley: Running for College of Arts and Sciences Senate

Sophomore Psychology Phi Mu

Why are you running for this position? I filled an open position last semester on SGA and since then I have loved being a senator. I enjoy being involved on campus and doing things to benefit others and this puts me right in the middle of

it all. Is there a parking problem on campus? Why or why not? Parking is a big issue no matter where you go on campus. I feel that there is a lack of adequate parking spaces/lots allotted for the number of students at South. Areas such as the cafeteria (Greek and Delta), Central, and Gamma (not excluding other areas of concern) would greatly benefit from an increase in parking spots. What would your first senate project be if you had $1,000? I think a great project to look into would be the safety poles that bigger universities have on their campuses. While this project may call for more than an allotted $1,000, I think it would be a good idea to start somewhere with this. Are you Greek? If so, state your affiliation. Yes, I am a member of Phi Mu. What is wrong with SGA? Personally, I do not see anything “wrong” with our SGA. Many people may believe that there isn’t enough involvement or communication with other students, but all of those discrepancies can easily be resolved. I think our student government is comprised of a great group of young men and women that want the best for our campus. What is right with SGA? Our SGA includes a great diversity of students that do their best to represent and serve the student body. Serving as a senator for this past year, I was able to experience first hand the hard work and dedication that everyone on SGA puts forth to make this association work. SGA is made up of individuals that bring everything they have to the table in order to better our campus experience. Which is more important; being a student or being a senator? In my opinion, being a student is more important than being a senator. Being a dedicated student is one of the most important things for one’s future. Besides that, without the experience as a student, I would have nothing to bring to the table for the position of a senator.

How important is transparency in SGA on a scale of 1-10? 10. Why is transparency important or not important to you? I believe it is crucial for the success of both SGA and the student body for the senate to be open and honest with our students. It is important that the student body be aware of the issues at hand and where SGA stands with those issues. What is your favorite thing about USA? I love all of the campus activities that students are able to get involved in. I enjoy participating in intramurals, being active in my sorority, and participating in other events such as football, homecoming, and the bake sales that different organizations hold on campus.

What is your least favorite thing about USA? I would probably have to say the cafeteria food... I really miss my mom’s homemade cooking! As senator, how will you help represent your college (i.e. Arts and Sciences, Engineering)? I’ll do my best to communicate with the dean and other students in the College of Arts and Sciences to find projects that could benefit my college and the students in it. As senator, how will you interact with students in your college? When I hear people talking about SGA, I like to take the chance to introduce myself and say that I’m currently involved and join in on their conversations. I could branch out by introducing myself to different students and asking their opinions on things that they believe SGA could improve.

Fun facts about Megan: What is your favorite USA symbol? Jaguar What is your favorite USA sport? Football Where is your favorite study spot? (My) room What’s your favorite section in the Vanguard? Police blotter What’s your favorite drink? Icees! Team Angelina or team Jennifer? Jennifer Would you ride a Jag Bike? Duh! Favorite bathroom on campus? Mine... Favorite place to eat on campus? Einstein’s Describe yourself in one word. Passionate

Martin Diaz: Running for College of Arts and Sciences Senator Why are you running for this position? I am running for this position to be able to influence my college and the student body as whole. SGA is a good way Junior for me to get more Biology evolved with our Sigma Chi campus and a way for me to be able to address the issues students may have. Helping people has always been my main concern. Is there a parking problem on Campus? Since my arrival at the University of South Alabama parking has become less of a problem. Parking service have done a good job in organizing the parking lot and parking section , but if there is any problems with parking it would be that there is not enough room. The university has gotten larger every year sense my freshman year which explains why the parking lots are always filled to their capacity. What would your first senate project be if you had $1000? A project I would like to work on would be to improve the lighting around campus. These improvements would help students become more aware of their surrounding, which would also increase security around the campus. Are you Greek? I am a Sigma Chi and I am currently the Risk Manger.

What is wrong with SGA? There is nothing wrong with SGA. What is right with SGA? SGA has been able to influences many different organizes by being able to support and help them with the projects they wish to accomplish. SGA has also helped students by allowing them to report things they may feel that the campus is not doing correctly or thing that the campus may need to improve on. Which is more important: being a student or a senator? Being student is more important because students are the ones that determine the atmosphere of the university. How important is transparency in SGA on a scale of 1-10? It would be a 10. Why is Transparency important or not important to you? Transparency is important for SGA because students should have the right to know what their SGA is doing and to know if they are making a difference on campus. This helps build trust between the student body and the SGA. What is your favorite thing about USA? It would have to be how South Alabama has grown and how it is still growing and how we are progressing to being one of the best schools in the south. What is your least favorite thing about USA?

I enjoy everything about the University of South Alabama and I do not have a least favorite thing. As senator, how will you help represent you college? I will represent my college by making the students of the College of Arts and Science more aware of how important SGA is to student body and how SGA can have a positive influence on campus. As senator, how will you interact with students in you college? By creating a senate projects that would benefit the college of arts and sciences and the rest of the campus. Fun facts about Martin: What is you favorite USA symbol? The Jaguar What is your favorite USA sport? Football Where is your favorite study spot? The library What’s your favorite section in The Vanguard? The Sport section What’s you favorite drink? Dr. Pepper Team Angelina or team Jennifer? Neither Would you ride a Jag Bike? Yes if I could find one Favorite bathroom on campus? The Allied Health Bathrooms Favorite place to eat on campus? Chick Fila Describe yourself in one word. Advisor

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Rachel Howorth: Running for College Sidney Jackson: Running for Chief of Allied Health Senator Justice

Why are you running for this position? I am running for this position because I feel that I would be a great representative for the College of Allied Health and I want Sophomore to be apart of the deciBiomedical sion making on camChi Omega pus. I feel that I could make improvements and be a valuable asset to the Student Government Association on campus.

Is there a parking problem on campus? Why or why not? Yes, I believe there is definitely a parking problem on campus. I live at Stokes Hall and often times I am not able to find parking near my building. I have also found that if I try to go anywhere on campus during a popular time, like the rec center or cafeteria, I am usually better off walking because there isn’t parking close by. What would your first senate project be if you had $1000? I would survey the students and the department to see what they would like changed or improved for the College of Allied Health. I would also like to plan a community event that would benefit an organization in Mobile, while giving the students and the department a chance to serve and give back to Mobile. Are you Greek? If so, state your affiliation. Yes - Chi Omega What is wrong with SGA? I think that SGA could be more open and communicate more to the students about their agenda and what is going on around campus. I think that SGA should try to be present at all the important decision making meetings on campus and if the students voice their concern about an issue, SGA should speak up for the students. What is right with SGA? I think SGA does a great job with events such as Homecoming and Appropriations. I really enjoyed the Homecoming events this year and I think SGA is very organized when it comes to appropriations for all the clubs. Which is more important; being a student or being a senator? I think being a student is more important, however they are intertwined. Without students there would be no need for senators. I believe that it takes a motivated student to serve as a senator. How important is transparency in SGA on a scale of 1-10? 10 - Very important

Why is transparency important or not important to you? Transparency is very important. Students need to know what is going on around campus and the decisions that SGA is making. Without transparency, I think that you would lose a lot of student and club involvement on campus because students and clubs would feel unimportant and not needed. What is your favorite thing about USA? My favorite thing is the sense of community that USA has and how easy it is to get involved at USA. I like knowing that the professors recognize me and are willing to communicate with a student if they are having problems. What is your least favorite thing about USA? My least favorite thing about USA is the amount of meal plans that are required for a student living on campus. I think that the amount of meal plans that a Freshman and Sophomore are required to have should be lowered, especially now that the Student Center is an option. As senator, how will you represent your college? I will represent my college by being present for all meetings and being organized and efficient about getting things done. I would be available to communicate with the students of Allied Health and the department about any problems they are having and be prepared to address them. As senator, how will you interact with students in your college? As a senator, I would make my contact information easily accessible to the students in my college. I would also survey the students about what they like and what they would like to see changed. Fun facts about Rachel: What is your favorite USA symbol? Jaguar What is your favorite USA sport? Football What is your favorite study spot? Stokes What is your favorite section in The Vanguard? Opinion What’s your favorite drink? Diet Coke Team Angelina or Team Jennifer? Jennifer Would you ride a jag bike? Yes Favorite bathroom on campus? Chemistry Favorite place to eat on campus? Chick-fil-A Describe yourself in one word. Motivated

Why are you running for this position? I feel that I am the most qualified and able person for the position of Chief Justice. My experience this past Fall and Spring as Associate Justice (and on multiple occasions Ad Hoc Chief Justice) has given me invaluable insight into the University Disciplinary Committee and the SGA. On top of the knowledge of the system, I also was exposed to the problems in the UDC that restrict student rights; this WILL be reconciled if I’m given the opportunity to serve. Remember: “ To save your rights from neglect, you must elect!” Is there a parking problem on campus? To put it simply yes. However, there is a parking problem at the pentagon too. I feel like if those guys can’t figure it out we certainly won’t. Follow the rules and get to class 5 minutes early and there will always be a spot. I can honestly say that I have never not found a parking space on campus...even if it was in Timbuktu. Are you Greek? Yes I am a member of Tau Kappa Epsilon. What is wrong with SGA? Nothing. Electing the right people makes a good SGA. Elect people who don’t know what they are doing or just want the title and resume bullet then the organization goes downhill. What is right with SGA? Similar to above, it really doesn’t matter what is good or bad about our current SGA. The thing that should be focused on is our current candidates and how they can better serve the student body. The SGA changes every year... whether for the better or worse depends on how informed the student body is when casting their votes. Which is more important; being a student or office? I will be completely honest: I am in college to graduate, not be on SGA. Being a student is more important to me. However, since being an officer is an appointment by students like myself I see them as one in the same. An officer is simply and extension of many student voices’ to relay their thoughts to the student government. How important is transparency in the SGA? I would say a 7. Some complain that it should be completely transparent and I agree. However, there are times when it is not appropriate for the media or student body to be privy to SGA proceedings. In a situation where senators are asked to vote on an impeachment case or on any other controversial issue giving them privacy creates a

more unbiased environment where they do not have to worry about judgment from their peers. It allows them to make the right choice, the choice that the voting students gave Sophomore them the right to Business Finance/Economics make. Tau Kappa Epsilon

Why is transparency important or not important? It is not one or the other. Nearly all of the situations that the SGA deals with need to be transparent and made available to the student body. However, again, there are times when it is good to have closed voting or closed sessions in order to give the senators and officers privacy from ridicule. Its the same reason that we do not vote in front of accused students in the UDC. It allows us to vote with a level head and analyze all of the facts without worry of being persecuted by our peers. What is you fav thing about USA? I would have to say the student recreation center. It rocks my socks, no one can deny. What is your least favorite thing about USA? I wish more student were academically concerned. It would make the university look better, as well as everyone who holds a degree from USA. Why should the Vanguard support me? I am the most qualified for my position, it is as simple as that. I promise that my intentions are to protect the students and give them a fair judging hand and not to protect the SGA or even be pushed over by overbearing faculty and administration. It is you guys that I care about, not how it will look on paper. As I said earlier: “To save your rights from neglect, you must elect!!!!!!” Fun facts about Sidney: What is your favorite USA symbol? SIYM What is your favorite USA sport? Basketball What is your favorite study spot? TKE House What is your favorite section in The Vanguard? The crime reports Would you ride a jag bike? Ouch! Favorite place to eat on campus? Chic Fil A Describe yourself in one word. Eclectic

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William Pearson: Running for Treasurer

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Which is more important; being a student or an officer? Education comes first. After all, that is the reason we are here. Though, being a student should not get in the way of being an officer. A candidate with good time management skills and experience balancing classwork and a couple jobs, will be more than capable of being a successful officer. How important is transparency in

Life: 4

What is right with SGA? The Student Government Association has always, and will continue to aid student organizations financially. The appropriation of funds allows students to host events, attend conferences, and promote their organizations. If elected, I will do all that I can to make the appropriation and co-sponsorship process as stress-free as possible for the students, as well as SGA.

What is wrong with SGA? SGA has not had a strong presence around campus the past couple of years and this continues to be the central problem that the organization is currently facing. By electing officers and senators that have proven experience, we will be able to bring SGA to the level that it needs to be. The potential has always been there, but it will be the students’ votes that determine the effectiveness of the organization.

Are you Greek? If so, state your affiliation. Yes, I am a brother of Tau Kappa Epsilon.

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Is there a parking problem on campus? Why or why not? Parking is a huge problem at South, similar to most major universities around the country, and at the rate that our University is growing, it will continue to be a problem. Do I have the answer to the parking problem? No, but I do think that fixing the smaller problems will have a more immediate effect than continuing to lobby for a parking garage that is not currently a viable solution . As an officer, I will gladly be a part of a parking committee to brainstorm ideas to find solutions. However, it will not be the main focus of my term as Treasurer.

USA? Being able to watch a University grow so much over such a short period of time is a privilege that most college students do not get the opportunity to experience. The administraWhy is transparency important or tion is revamping the campus even more, and more students not important to from across the you? What is your favorite country are choos Simply section in the Vanguard? ing to call the Uniput, transparency versity of South Alenables YOU to 1 1 abama their home. easily research and S : This is a great time hold your elected to be a Jaguar! officials accountable for how they What is your spend YOUR stuleast favorite dent fees. As treathing about surer, I will proUSA? vide charts and/ Stuor graphs after the dent involvement last budget meethas not always ing each semester, been the best here that will show the at South, but it is student body what improving. With a portion of their the addition of a student fees are befootball program ing allocated for. The STUDENT Government association needs and the creation of new student organizations, we are starting to see more growth. SGA needs to be as open as possible. to be at the front leading the students to get inWhat is your favorite thing about volved! SGA on a scale of 1-10? With 10 being the most important, and 1 being the least important, transparency in SGA is a solid 10.

Why are you running for this position? The SGA Treasurer plays a huge part in helping student organizations financially, and I feel that I am the most qualified and Junior experienced candidate Business Finance/Ecoto benefit the student nomics body in that aspect. Tau Kappa Epsilon The Treasurer also plays a vital role working with the other executive officers to turn ideas into reality. I will work closely with the other officers and senators to make sure that this is a productive year for SGA.

Why should The Vanguard support you? The student body should support me based on my credentials. I have two years experience on SGA, and have gained experience through being a committee chair and through completing Senate projects such as the improvements made to the Doctor Glenn Sebastian Nature Trail. During my two terms, I learned the requirements of being treasurer and am the most qualified candidate for the job. With the student body’s support, I will do all that I can to make sure this is a great year for SGA and for the University of South Alabama. Go Jags! Fun facts about William: What is your favorite USA Symbol? Jaguar What is your favorite USA Sport? Baseball Where is your favorite study spot? MCOB Library What is your favorite section in The Vanguard? Point, Counterpoint Would you ride a Jag Bike? Absolutely Favorite place to eat on campus? Chick-fil-a Describe yourself in one word. Passionate

Sean Ramsey: Running for College of Engineering Senator Why are you running for this position? Masochism, because I haven’t had enough... Also it’s kind of fun.

really make a difference, in a way that only this body can.

Is there a parking problem on campus? Why or why not? There’s a parking issue, it’s totally not a full blown problem... Yet.

How important is transparency in SGA on a scale of 1-10? 10. You can’t have responsibility or legitimacy if you’re transparent as plywood. It gives SGA power, and makes it good Why is transparency important to you or not? Important. No government is good without it. It keeps government on track and keeps the stupidity from going unchecked.

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What would your first senate project be if you had $1000? Golf Driving Range Are you Greek? If so, state your affiliation. Nope! The only letters I have are honors ones. What is wrong with SGA? Lack of care, Apathy. Many/most SGA members think like in meetings “why am i here, why aren’t we done yet?”, only a few say “What can we do, how can we make it better? What do students want?” What is right with SGA? The potential, of the few with good ideas to

Which is more important; being a student or an officer? Student, i’m not getting a degree in being a senator (I’m getting the wrong kind of BS)

What is your favorite thing about USA? The students and smaller structure. You’re not just another cog or another mannequin among the dolls here. What is your least favorite thing about USA? Power point professors. Not gonna lie, I rather hate it. As senator, how will you represent your college?

Keep in touch with my departments and staff/faculty. They know what’s going on and what’s needed. As senator, how will you interact with students in your college? Like always. Just because i’m a senator doesn’t mean I need to act different, besides questioning them on how to make things better Fun facts about Sean: What is your favorite USA symbol? SIYM What is your favorite USA sport? Football What is your favorite study spot? If I told you i’d have to kill you What is your favorite section in the Vanguard? Editorials What’s your favorite drink? Sprite Team Angelina or Team Jennifer? Team Barrymore Would you ride a jag bike? Already have Favorite bathroom on campus? If I told you i’d have to kill you Favorite place to eat on campus? Velma’s (Basement of Admin. building) Describe yourself in one word. Cynic

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Riley Davis: Running for Chief Justice Why are you running for this position? I am running for the office of Chief Justice because of my motivation as part of the student body to see our university Sophomore flourish and grow in Chem. Engineering way that is beneficial Chi Omega to students, faculty, staff, and the Mobile community. As Chief Justice I would preside over the Student Supreme Court and the University Traffic and Parking Committee. In doing so, it would be my responsibility to protect the rights of the students on this campus. I would serve this position well because of my innate ability to remain entirely objective about matters regarding rules and rights. Is there a parking problem on campus? Why or why not? Yes. There is a parking problem on campus. I believe, however, the biggest parking problem on campus does not affect the majority of commuter students but residential students. While parking is growing problem on campus during the day, parking in residential areas, especially, in the evening has not only become a greater problem but also a safety hazard. With the opening of Stokes Hall, the number of residents has outgrown the capacity of residential parking. This has caused safety hazards for some students, because it leaves students parking, at times, significant distances away from their respective residential hallways. Are you Greek? If so, state your affiliation. I am a member of the Greek organization Chi Omega Fraternity. However, what is more important for the voters to know is that I am a qualified candidate with two years prior SGA

experience serving as Freshman-at-Large for the 2010-2011 academic year and a College of Engineering Senator, as well as Legal Affairs Committee Chair, for the 2011-2012 academic year. My affiliation does not change my ability to serve the students of the University of South Alabama. As a current senator, and Chief Justice candidate, my goal is to serve the student body as whole regardless of my Greek affiliation. What is wrong with SGA? SGA, for a significant amount of time, has seemed to have a bad connotation to it. While SGA, as a whole, strives to serve the student body in the most efficient and effective way possible, every organization has its flaws and SGA is no exception. SGA has times when it deviates away from its primary purpose of serving the students and gets distracted by personal feelings and beliefs and forgets that we serve as constituents for the student body. Sometimes, we, as a collective whole, find ourselves being subjective about matters that we should be being objective about. What is right with SGA? While SGA may have its flaws, it does an incredible amount of beneficial work for the student body and for the campus as well. The benefit that the majority of students take advantage of is appropriations. We serve to appropriate money to student groups based on need and rules defined in the USA Lowdown. One thing that is also right with SGA is the structure. We are a structured group with a regular agenda. We take the concerns brought to us as senators and bring them to the table to discuss how, we as SGA, can provide assistance. Which is more important; being a student or an officer? I do not feel that the two can be compared in regards to importance. We are all here for a common goal: higher education. Being an offi-

Bradley McPherson: Running for Business senator Why are you running for this position? I am running for this position to better represent the college of business Is there a parking problem on campus? Why or why not? Parking is a huge issue on campus, we all love the new construction but there is no parking for it

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What would be your first Senate project be if you had $1000? If I had $1000 for a project, the first

project would be What is wrong with SGA? Student voices and opinions are not heard or represented sufficiently What is right with SGA? SGA allows students to have a say in the school’s activities Which is more important: being a student or a senator? To me being a student is far more important because my education is going to get me farther down the road How important is transparency in SGA on a scale from 1-10? A 10. Since SGA represents the students, they need to know what’s going on within

cer personally is important to me, but I feel that in order to be an effective and efficient leader, you have to be a student. I do not mean being strictly enrolled in classes, I mean being a student in a more holistic sense. I feel that you have to be comfortable and confident enough in your ability and competence as a student before you can be an effective leader to your peers. How important is transparency in SGA on a scale of 1-10? On a scale of 1-10, I believe that transparency on SGA is a 7. I chose 7, because, while transparency is incredibly important, in order to be effective there has to be behind the scenes work in order to keep the group running as a whole just as in every student organization or affiliation. Why is transparency important to you or not? Transparency, especially on SGA, is important because we serve the student body. If we keep the student body in the dark, how beneficial can we be as ambassadors to the administration and community? We are here as an open organization made up of students for the student body to serve the student body. I feel that if there is little to no transparency, we cannot effectively serve our purpose. What is your favorite thing about USA? My favorite thing about USA is the South Alabama family. Whether you are a student, a faculty or staff member, administrator, or visitor, there is the familial feeling here. I feel like we, as a collective group, are a community and family for each other. South’s campus has a tremendously welcoming feel to it. Whether walking to class or studying in the library or going to a faculty member’s office hours, there is just something about the warm welcoming smiles here that you do not find on many college campuses.

SGA What is your favorite thing about USA? My favorite thing about USA is the growth which is taken place and continuing. What is your least favorite thing about USA? My least favorite thing about USA is the tuition increase every year As a Senator, how will you help represent your college? I would see to it that my fellow students at the college of business will be heard from for their own ideas and opinions As a Senator, how will you interact with students in your college? I would like to have a suggestion box for the MCOB students

What is your least favorite thing about USA? My least favorite thing about USA is limited library hours. As a student, like the majority of my peers, I have a busy schedule between class, work, organizational commitments, and other involvements, I find that by the time I am able to sit down to study, the library is closed or near closing time. I feel as though the library should be open later to accommodate students who may have schedules that only allow for late evening studying because I feel that they should be able to have the opportunity to use the resources provided by the university libraries. Why should the Vanguard support you? I feel that the Vanguard should either support every candidate or no candidate. I believe this because the Vanguard should serve as an unbiased factual based source for the students. The Vanguard has proven to the student body to be a source of reliable information reporting things such as SGA elections and should remain unbiased. Fun facts about Riley: What is your favorite USA symbol? Jaguar What is your favorite USA sport? Baseball What is your favorite study spot? Library What is your favorite section in the Vanguard? Police Blotter Would you ride a Jag Bike? Too short Favorite place to eat on campus? Market Describe yourself in one word. Versatile

Fun Facts about Bradley: What is your favorite USA symbol? Jaguar What is your favorite USA sport? Football Where is your favorite study spot? business Library What’s your favorite section in The Vanguard? sudoku What’s your favorite drink? Gatorade Team Jennifer or Angelina? Angelina Would you ride a Jag Bike? Yes MCOB Favorite place to eat on campus? Chick-fil-a Describe yourself in one word. optimistic

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Stephen Purnell: Running for School of Computing Senator Why are you running for this position? I am running because there is far more work to be done to improve student life. Students need a Senior strong, experienced Computer Science leader who will truly Unaffiliated represent the interest of the students. I have the knowledge and ability to represent the best interests of every student. Is there a parking problem on campus? Why or Why not? I certainly believe there is a major parking problem. The number of buildings has increased by five over the past several years, but the number of parking spots has seen little to no increase to make up for the additional demand. There is plenty of room to add more parking, yet we are not taking advantage of it! Additionally, faculty and staff should not be allowed to park in student spaces, just like students are not allowed to park in faculty/staff spaces. What would your first senate project be if you had $1,000? Several people have approached me with complaints about the wireless internet (Wi-Fi) in their dorm rooms. Internet access is a must for any college student to be successful in this day and age. My project would consist of a re-evaluation of the signal strength and bandwidth of the current Wi-Fi infrastructure and its pitfalls in meeting the current demands. In the end, we will eventually overhaul the Wi-Fi

networks to meet the needs of an ever-growing student and resident population. Are you Greek? If so, state your affiliation. No, I do not belong to any Greek organization. I do belong to several other organizations, including the Student Government Association and various other committees within SGA. What is wrong with SGA? I believe there are many things the SGA could improve on. The SGA needs to assume a more active role in student life. As a senator, the only time I’ve seen more than 10 people at our meetings is during appropriations. The SGA must do a better job representing the students to our administration. The calendar fiasco is proof that we are falling short of accomplishing this. Third, the SGA needs to improve communication between itself and the students. Some Students have no idea what SGA even does. These are just a few things that could use improvement. What is right with SGA? I believe the SGA has made great strides in streamlining the appropriations process. Additionally, SGA was essential in the addition of fall break to our calendar (kudos to former president Kim Proctor for making that a reality)! SGA also stresses its commitment to improving student life by creating and sponsoring various senate projects aimed at various campus improvements and philanthropy projects. Which is more important; being a student or senator? Senators must also be students. In real-

ity, being a student representative means that many people are counting on you, which is an extremely heavy burden to carry. The short answer is, being a senator takes greater priority. How important is transparency in SGA on a scale of 1-10? Transparency is not only important; it is an expectation of those we elect to represent us. So that would make it an 11. Why is transparency important or not important to you? It is important for those we hold accountable for our general welfare to be open and honest with us, even when they make a mistake. As a senator, I have been, and will continue to be, open and honest about what I am and will be doing in the SGA. What is your favorite thing about USA? This list could go on and on. I really like the way USA has a low student-to-teacher ratio, enabling a more personal-level education. I also like a lot of the new initiatives and programs that USA has designed and implemented to enhance the college experience. What is your least favorite thing about USA? The way the administration seems to attempt to implement controversial changes without first asking the students’ opinion on the matter really upsets me. For example, the destruction of the English department’s mural and the changes to spring break were both initiated without first asking students.

As a senator, how will you help represent your college? Attendance at meetings, as well as asking questions of the members of my college will be how I plan to represent the interests of my constituents. As a senator, how will you interact with students in your college? This is an area I need to improve upon. I plan to attend more meetings of the Association of Computers and Machinery, which consists of a lot of members of the college. I also plan to be around the ACM’s office on a regular basis, and keep scheduled office hours. Fun facts about Stephen: What is your favorite USA Symbol? Jaguar What is your favorite USA Sport? Baseball Where is your favorite study spot? Couch What is your favorite section in The Vanguard? Blotter What is your favorite drink? Coffee Team Angelina or Team Jennifer? ? Would you ride a Jag Bike? Certainly! Favorite bathroom on campus? The ones in the College of Business Favorite place to eat on campus? Einstein’s Describe yourself in one word. Humorist

George Colbourne: Running for Arts & Sciences Senator Why are you running for this position? Mostly I would like to help facilitate ideas from other students I’ve talked to and help as a voice of reason in trying to achieve what’s best for the students at this uni-

project be if you had $1000? Making improvements to the Humanities building inside and out.

Is there a parking problem on campus? Why or why not? Even though I don’t think it is as serious as some people make it out to be, it’s still and issue and one that needs some attention. There are few changes that could be implemented to make parking easier for everybody on campus.

Which is more important; being a student or a senator? Always a student first.

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Are you Greek? If so, state your affiliation. Nope What is wrong with SGA? Not enough communication with the student body What is right with SGA? Transparency

How important is transparency in SGA on a scale of 1-10? 10 transparency is a must. Why is transparency important or not important to you? It lets those not in SGA know exactly

what is going on. What is your favorite thing about USA? I feel like the campus is just the right size to where you can always meet new people but small enough to feel close knit. What is your least favorite thing about USA? I feel like there could be more student activities that people could participate on campus in, clubs, As senator, how will you help represent your college? with integrity, honesty, and dedication to doing my best to serve the needs of the students. As senator, how will you interact with students in your college? I will let people know that I am there senator and that I am their voice to the SGA. I would accept any suggestions and be open to recommendations or de-

sires the students want to address. Fun facts about George: What is your favorite USA symbol? Jaguar What is your favorite USA sport? Tennis Where is your favorite study spot? Library 4th Floor, in front of the window What’s your favorite section in The Vanguard? Opinions What is your favorite drink? Dr. Pepper Team Jennifer or Angelina? Team Jennifer Would you ride a Jag Bike? Have and will Where is your favorite bathroom on campus? Business building bathrooms rule Favorite place to eat on campus? Delta-Deli Describe yourself in one word. Reasonable

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Distractions HOROsCOPEs Aries: 3/21 - 4/19 That cute person you met on Facebook the other day isn’t really who you think they are. They’re actually a 65-year-old man who lives with his mother in her basement.

Leo: 7/23 – 8/22 If you know how to take my iPhone off of automatic repeat, please contact The Vanguard. I’ve been listening to the same song for about 35 minutes.

Taurus: 4/20 – 5/20 You’re lucky numbers are 17, 24 and 28. These will also be the grades on your last three tests of the semester, and they’re all out of 100.

Virgo: 8/23 – 9/22 It’s buy-one-get-five-free day at Sam’s for you on all large, bulky items that you dont need five of. Please note, however, all products that are useful in bulk are not on sale.

Gemini: 5/21 – 6/21 The stars have predicted that all female Gemini will start growing facial hair by the next full moon. All males will suffer from an extreme case of balding.

Libra: 9/23 – 10/22 Please tell all Leos that their services are no longer needed for the iPhone issue mentioned above, it has been resolved. The power of double-tapping the screen is a great thing.

Cancer: 6/22 – 7/22 Congress has recently passed a new bill that caused this upcoming Wednesday to be national “Ride your Bike Naked” day. USAPD has all ready been informed and are on the lookout for all non-praticipanting lawbreakers.

Scorpio: 10/23 – 11/21 Your mail-ordered bride from Russia will arrive this week via Fedex. I would strongly encourage you not to open the box she came in, the Russians forgot to make airholes for her...

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Jag Bike riding policy does not discriminate by age, species or planetary origin. The doll’s name is Ignacio. He’s a heavy smoker.

31 Sagittarius: 11/22 – 12/21 This week, you’ll go to a party at a friend’s house. There will be a girl eye-stalking you there that’s hidious. Eight beers, three vodka shots and 16 hours later you’ll wake up handcuffed to the bed to find out “she” has a very defined jawline and a little... extra baggage on “her”. Capricorn: 12/22 – 1/19 Watch out for unicorns chewing through your network cables on Sunday. Gnomes sleep in on Sundays, so they’re going to be innocent this one time. Aquarius: 1/20 – 2/18 It’s a good idea to sell your car for a horse with gas prices going up. A horse operates on low emissions, and you can park your horse in a grassy patch, and he auto-refills on fuel. If you’re looking for an SUV replacement, wagons are available in black, white or brown with the option of a tan or white removable cowhide canvas roof. Pisces: 2/19 – 3/20 Avoid eating marshmallows at any social event with a group of four to five guys. You’ll wake up missing a finger in the Administration building’s elevator. It’s going to be hard to explain that one to your mom.

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vol. 50, no. 11 / apr. 2, 2012