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anked in 2012 by Business Insider as the eighth most dangerous campus in America, The University of South Alabama has been repeatedly scrutinized by the media as an unsafe environment. From murders to sexual assault, within the past half a decade USA and the surrounding area have seen multiple violent encounters covered by media outlets. Some students fear for their own safety while on campus, but University officials assure the public that South Alabama is just as safe as any other college campus.
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USA employee struck, killed near Stanky Field
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raffic Safety Officers responded to an accident in the area of Old Shell Road in front of Stanky Field on Monday, July 28. On arrival, officials found that 53 year old, Janis Bowen, had been struck by a vehicle. She was rushed to USA Medical Center where she was soon after pronounced dead. Bowen was a groundskeeper at The University of South Alabama and was simply blowing leaves from the area when things went wrong.
“It is believed that Ms. Bowen, unfortunately, stepped into the roadway during her work,” Mobile Police Department Spokeswoman Ashley Rains said. The driver of the pickup truck which hit Bowen was given a Breathalyzer and field sobriety test. The man passed both and will not be faced with charges. Bowen just joined the South Alabama family last year in July. She was wearing her safety vest, but it seems as though that was not enough. Soon after President Waldrop was informed of her demise, he sent a mass email to the faculty, staff and students to break the news and extend his condolences. “Our thoughts and concerns are with her family and friends,” President Waldrop said. The average number for workers killed on or near a roadsides in 2012 averaged around 130 fatalities per year, as reported by the Centers for Disease Control. “It is important for anyone walking, running, or working near a busy roadway to be completely aware of their surroundings,” Rains said. “Additionally, drivers should pay special attention on roadways where pedestrians and workers may be present.”
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Vandal leaves South Alabama in shards
ALYSSA NEWTON | SPORTS EDITOR
A vandal shatters glass and damages property on South Alabama’s campus August 5. Damaged buildings include the Psychology department (pictured) and the Marx Library. By LAURA HAVARD Reporter
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n Tuesday, Aug 5, a former South Alabama student took to vandalizing various buildings across the campus. Many of the glass windows and glass doors were not sparred during this act and were smashed in by what officials say appeared to be an ax. The suspect, Benjamin Whitehead from Cottonwood, Alabama, drove his vehicle onto campus early on Tuesday morning with the intentions of leaving a trail of destruction behind him. He then proceeded to shatter windows, glass doors and ATMs. The perpetrator was caught on camera, and he was witnessed leaving the facilities, ax in hand, by a University Staff member. "This goes to show that our 'See something, say something' program is effective," USA Campus Police Chief Zeke Aull said. Once the campus police were informed of the mishaps they began their investigation. Then, the investigation took an unplanned turn, and the department received a phone call. Cottonwood had walked into the FBI office and stated that he had committed these crimes on South Alabama's campus. He was detained, and the campus police were called in immediately. They arrested Cottenwood and towed his car from the premises. Now, he has been charged with first degree criminal mischief on
four counts. With damages to the psychology department in University Commons, Marx Library, Meisler Hall and the Health Sciences building, there is a "very preliminary cost of $15,000" in repairs, Interim Director of Public Relations Bob Lowry said. The repairs are hoped to be finished before most students return for the fall semester. The only question is that although the windows' glass is a simple fix, there may be a delay in glass for the doors that were damaged. The glass used for the doors can withstand much more pressure than that of the window, so it may take maintenance crews longer to find and have delivered to the campus. The funds to make these repairs will come from insurance. Also, an operating budget is set aside each year, and some of the costs will be taken from that fund. This act of vandalism will have no effect on other projects that were intended for this semester in terms of repairs and maintanence. "These random types of things can happen. We have good people here that will have the campus looking new again, soon," Lowry said. Campus crime has been an issue, but the campus police are doing all they can to make South Alabama a safe university. Officers patrol on foot, bike and vehicle. Chief Aull encourages all students and faculty, alike, "If you see something, say something. "
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Campus safety in question By MATTHEW STRICKLAND Editor-in-Chief
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Chief Aull holds a news conference April 25 informing the public of Jawaun Murice Dawson’s timely arrest.
hen compared to Universities of similar enrollment, such as Troy University, reports of violent crime on South’s campus are higher than average. With over 41 violent crimes reported in the 2013 Annual Fire and Safety Report, violent crime on campus has increased in recent years, alongside enrollment numbers. Sexual assault is the most reported violent crime, with 15 on campus reports occurring between 2010 and 2012. Despite this, USAPD Police Chief Zeke Aull assures students that they can feel safe on South’s campus.
Chief Aull points to isolated incidents, such as the April 23 report of an abduction and sexual assault, as the cause of frustration between USAPD and the public. “Unfortunately you do have crimes like this, from time to time, that occur … Unfortunately we are not a safe haven.” Chief Aull said at a news conference in April. Similar on-campus tragedies such as the fatal shooting of Gil Collar in 2012 and stabbing of James Dean in 2011 contribute to South Alabama’s dangerous reputation. USAPD is taking steps to earn the public’s trust amidst this negative publicity. Events such as Coffee with Cop, where the public may approach the officers with
concerns in a more relaxed environment, are working to strengthen trust and communication between students and USAPD. Many students are unaware of safety measures taken by the officers on campus. One such measure is the widespread use of body cameras. Worn by every officer, body cameras record everything that occurs while on duty. If a student has an issue after an encounter with an officer, he or she is encouraged to come to the police department and express their frustration to Chief Aull. USAPD has also partnered with the MyForce to expand their scope. MyForce is a smartphone app that al-
lows for the pressing of a single button to send a distress signal and location information to USAPD dispatch. Other safety measures such as arming officers with tasers and placing emergency call booths on campus have been suggested, but were dismissed due to cost. When asked for tips on staying safe on campus Chief Aull recommended to stay aware of your surroundings and to avoid walking alone. Chief Aull also credits the “If you see something, say something” campaign as the most useful tool against crime on campus. If you witness any strange activities on campus, you are encouraged to call or text USAPD at 251-460-6312.
USA criminal incidence timeline Andrew Saxon, a 25 year old USA student, was shot and killed on North University Boulevard. Quinten Godfrey (below), was sentenced to consecutive life sentences in 2012. Christopher Case and Tevin Wells later plead guilty as well in February 2014.
China Barber (below), a USA student, was shot and killed in her apartment at Campus Quarters. Robert Sprinkle, Barber’s ex-husband, killed Barber and her new boyfriend Gus Bennett. Sprinkle died later in a nearby hospital due to a self-inflicted gunshot wound.
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July 9, 2011 Branden Ajizadeh (above) fatally wounded James Dean III with a knife in the Delta 6 residence hall. He allegedly stabbed Dean due to being jealous over one of Dean’s growing friendships. Ajizadeh was sentenced to life in prison in 2013.
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October 6, 2012 Gil Collar (above), naked and unarmed, was fatally shot and killed by USAPD officer Trevis Austin. Collar had taken an LSD like drug hours prior. Austin was later cleared of wrongdoing in 2013. Collar’s parents are currently seeking damages from Austin in a federal court.
JaWaun Murice Dawson (above), a former USA student, allegedly forced a woman into her car at gunpoint in South Alabama’s north chemistry parking lot. The victim was then taken to multiple locations, sexually assaulted and robbed. Dawson was arrested a day later due to the fraudulent use of the victim’s credit card.
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LODA ArtWalk celebrates cycling through art
The newly painted mural at St. Francis and Warren streets. By MITCHELL KAHALLEY Life Editor
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his month’s ArtWalk took place on two wheels. ArtRide was a special edition of the first Friday ArtWalk with a focus on cycling in Mobile. The project featured galleries downtown displaying pieces about cycling. Mobilians on Bikes, a local group that promotes cycling and rights for cyclists, organized a mass bike ride from Cream and Sugar Cafe down lower Dauphin, making stops at galleries and exhibits along the way. Bikes decorated by various artists were placed at locations throughout the ArtWalk. Bicycles lined the tip of lower Dauphin parked by Lunatix and Co. The local boutique featured free cupcakes, belly dancing and concept art dresses on live models. Before setting off down Dauphin, participants visited the Cathedral Square Gallery. The gallery featured the work of over 50 local artists working in various mediums. The gallery also featured a goldfish and bamboo decorated bike designed by Averie Collier. Bikers then stopped at the Hive, a community art space operated by the art collective, the Rumor Union, to see a newly painted mural on the side of the building. The
mural pays tribute to Mobile’s skyline while also emphasizing the natural wonders the area has to offer. In keeping with the theme of the evening, the Hive is host to the Delta Bike Project. The Delta Bike Project is a nonprofit bike shop dedicated to improve access to bicycle transportation in and around Mobile. The group provides cyclists with the proper tools and information for do-ityourself bicycle repair, and low cost access to bicycles. The Delta Bike Project can be found in the Hive twice a week on Tuesday night from 6-9 p.m. and Sunday afternoon from 12-5 p.m. Riders next stop was Cathedral Square, the hub of ArtWalk. Three galleries around the square had exhibitions for ArtRide. The Mobile Arts Council featured MOB Art, which featured works by members of Mobilians on Bikes. Art(ology) featured cycling related art by resident artists. Optera Creative featured a series of posters called “I Am Mobile, I Ride a Bike.” Each poster featured a photograph of a Mobilian with text explaining what part of the city they’re from, and why the ride choose to ride a bike. Cathedral Square itself featured its usual mix of artists who have set up tables selling their own work. The
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Square also featured the music of Corey Harvard. Mobilians on Bikes also set up a demonstration of Bike Polo, a game that uses the same rules of polo, but with bikes instead of horses. The last bicycle related exhibit at ArtWalk was a display on the history of cycling in Mobile at the Museum of Mobile. Dozens of cyclists that showed up and participated in the first ArtRide. Having a theme throughout the evening added a sense of continuity to the ArtWalk. All of the galleries that featured cycling art each had a unique style and didn’t feel repetitive. Plenty of galleries did not feature bike related art which also helped keep the evening fresh as patrons hopped from gallery to gallery. LODA ArtWalk is held on the second Friday of every month at various locations downtown.
MITCHELL AKAHLLEY | LIFE EDITOR
Top: Bikes lined Dauphin Street for the first ever ArtRide. Bottom: USA students Anna Blache and Paul Shelly admire artwork at the Cathederal Square Gallery.
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Open mic nights give local talent a place to perform By JENNA MUNDAY Staff Reporter
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s a college student, money is always an issue, which makes going out a difficult decision. Although Mobile offers many things for us college students to do, finding somewhere to go have fun for free isn’t nearly as easy as it sounds. But, look no further. Satori Coffee House, which is conveniently located down the street from USA’s campus, offers a great (free) atmosphere for those wanting a cozy place to study, or a night full of music, laughter and fun. Only a few seconds from the University of South Alabama campus, the coffee house named Satori, which actually means a state of sudden spiritual enlightenment, has proudly served the University of South Alabama/Mobile area ever since its opening in 2001. Satori is known for its Zen atmosphere along with
its locally roasted coffee, which is available for sale as whole or ground coffee. Throughout the week, Satori is a go-to spot for those wanting to catch up on some homework or for those needing a quick pick-me-up with a cup of coffee. Satori features an assortment of fresh brewed coffees, lattes, cappuccinos, smoothies, and more. In addition to serving beverages, Satori also serves salads, croissants, wraps and breakfast meals. But, Satori Coffee House has more than beverages and food; it’s a place where students can relax, chat with friends, and participate in the weekly open mic night on Thursday nights. Open mic night is an event at the Satori Coffee House that occurs every Thursday night. At Open Mic Night, anyone is encouraged to perform whatever talent they possess, whether its poetry, music or stand-up comedy. Satori offers a comfortable atmosphere, and they also of-
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Sydney Right-Hand and the Blasting Caps perform at Satori’s Open Mic Night. fer free wireless Internet along with a variety of other perks. For those over 21, Satori offers a selection of import and domestic beers, as well as various other drinks. Another coffee house with a similar vibe is Serda’s Coffee Company, which is located in Downtown Mobile. While they also have coffee, food, and a great atmosphere, Serda’s hosts “Songwriter’s Night” that takes place every Wednesday night.. Any local singer/songwriter can showcase their original music live in a relaxed environment while enjoying a Grande
espresso. While open mic night at Satori already draws a fairly large crowd, everyone is encouraged to swing by, show off their talents, and enjoy the company of those there. If you don’t have a talent to perform at open mic night, don’t worry. You can still be a part of the supportive and fun atmosphere that is Satori Coffee House. So swing by one Thursday night at 7 p.m. at Satori, or a Wednesday at 8 p.m. at Serda’s to enjoy good food, drinks and the company of others.
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Fall flicks preview: Movies to see in August By MITCHELL KAHALLEY Life Editor
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s another school year begins, another summer movie season comes to and end. Generally, studios release their blockbuster franchise films in the summer and hold off on their more “prestigious” films until the end of the year, closer to the Academy Awards. This makes August a crossroads in the movie going calendar as there always seems to be a lull. However this year, August presents movie buffs with plenty of options to choose from. The first weekend in August saw the release of Marvel Studio’s “Guardians of the Galaxy.” The action-comedy about a group of space bandits teaming up to save the universe is now the record holder for the biggest box-office opening in August. “Guardians” is perfect summer movie fare, a big budget action film with lots of laughs and soundtrack of seventies pop music. If you’re looking for a comedy, check out “Let’s Be Cops,” out this weekend. The film stars Jake Johnson and Damon Waynes Jr. of “New Girl” fame. In this romp,
two friends pretend to be cops, but inevitably they get caught up taking on actual criminals. The buddy cop format has seen a small revival in recent times thanks to the success of “The Other Guys,” “21 Jump Street” and it’s sequel “22 Jump Street.” We’ll see if “Let’s Be Cops” is able to, like those films, do well at the box-office and be well received by critics. This upcoming weekend also sees the release of “The Giver,” the long awaited film adaptation of the classic children’s book by Lois Lowrey. Staring Jeff Bridges, Meryl Streep and Taylor Swift, this film boasts major star power. Adaptions of popular children’s books in dystopian settings have been wildly popular over the past few years with “The Hunger Games” and “Divergent,” this film has the potential to be a major hit. If you’re looking for something outside of your typical Hollywood blockbuster, Mobile’s Crescent Theater can provide an alternative. This month, the theater is showing “The Hundred-Foot Journey,” based on the Richard C. Morais novel of the same name. The film
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tells the story of a displaced Indian family who opens a restaurant in a small French town across the street from a traditional French restaurant. The cast is led by English actress Helen Mirren as Madme Mallory, the proprietor of the French restaurant. “The Hundred-Foot Journey” is playing at the Crescent from August 8-21. Near the end of August the Crescent will begin showing “Boyhood,” the new film from director Richard Linklater. The movie stars Patricia Arquette and Ethan Hawke as parents of two children played by Ellar Coltrane and Lorelei Linklater. The movie was filmed intermittently between the years of 2002 and 2013. Coltrane was 7 years-old when filming started. Shooting the film over the course of 12 years allows viewers to watch the characters age naturally, as opposed to having different actors play the role of the same character at different stages of life. The concept is something totally unique and has never been seen before in narrative film making. “Boyhood” will begin playing at the Crescent from August 20 to September 11.
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Fit for Rivals rock the Gulf Coast By JENNA MUNDAY Staff Reporter
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it for Rivals, a high energy American rock band from Jacksonville, Florida, has formed a large fan base since its start in 2008. The band features the members Thomas Amason, Eli Clark, Rufino Lomboy, Trey Catman, and lead vocalist Renee Phoenix. According to mtv.com, the band formed when Renee Pheonix met Thomas Amason while looking for a new guitarist for her band The Explicits; instead, they decided to start a whole new project. Ever since then, Fit for Rivals has been rocking its way into the hearts of fans with their high-energy shows and passionate sound. This passionate sound has led to Fit for Rivals’ first album “Steady Damage� that spawned the popular singles “Damage� and “Crash� which have
encountered huge success ever since the album’s release. “Crash� one of the most well known tracks on the debut album, has been used on WWE: Over The Limit, the feature film “Legendary� starring Danny Glover and John Cena, the game “Crazy Taxi: City Rush,� along with various other films and television programs. On Aug. 5, the group released their newest single “Hit Me,� which gives a glimpse to the sound of their impending second album entitled “Freak Machine,� which is expected to release in early 2015 with Big3 Records. Adding to the success of Fit for Rivals, the group has been on the road nonstop since July playing heartfelt shows for fans every chance they can get. Currently on tour with Fit for Rivals is fellow rock band Blameshift, a fourpiece group with popular songs such as “Secrets�
and “Ghost.� While the two bands may don the same rock genre, they each put their own spin on things to ensure a unique, exciting show for all who attend. Fit for Rivals and Blameshift have a busy touring schedule this summer, making stops all along the way from Memphis to Dallas. But this month, the two bands will be playing a show close to all of us here on the Gulf Coast. After playing The Brick House in Houma, Louisiana, Fit for Rivals and Blameshift will make their way to Thunder’s Tavern in Pascagoula, Mississippi, on Aug. 16. The show starts at 9 p.m. and by reading the fans’ reviews of their tour, you will definitely not be disappointed. To listen to more of Fit for Rivals, check out their album and newest single “Hit Me� on iTunes and visit Thunder’s Tavern on Aug. 16 to experience them live.
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Underhill Family Orchestra still loves playing at home By JENNA MUNDAY Staff Reporter
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efined as a band that “combines elements of unique vocal stylings with soulful beats and rambunctious instrumentation,” the Underhill Family Orchestra is a rowdy, heart-felt, rock n’ roll band that was formed right here in our own backyard. Started out of Mobile, Alabama in 2009, the Underhill Family Orchestra consists of six members dedicated to making great music and knowing how to have fun at the same time. If the name sounds familiar, don’t be surprised. Since their formation, the Underhill Family Orchestra has produced two albums worth of music and has played all over the southeast and midwest, including their recent gig at Hangout Fest 2014. While their sound combines jazz/ folk/soul, and a little rock-and-roll, the group keeps things interesting by donning war paint for all of their shows. In an interview with Studio 10, the band revealed that they wear the war paint to express the unity between the six of them onstage. While some of their high-energy songs aren’t complete without arm
swinging and foot stomping, their more relaxed, acoustic songs will have you transfixed by their unique sound. Their debut album “This Is…” was released in late June of 2011 and their newest album entitled “Stories of Appalachia Proper” was released in December of 2013. The newest album features songs with unique titles such as “The Great Wausau Bank Robbery or The Infamous Overland County Automobile Chase,” “Benjamin Bryte’s March to the Sea” and “The Chicago Fire.” While these may seem like odd song titles, they all relate to the theme of the album “Stories of Appalachia Proper.” Their music can be heard on their website at theunderhillfamilyorchestra. com or at their YouTube account: UnderhillFamilyMusic, where they upload interviews, songs and even an official music video to their song “The Showdown at St. Lawrence.” But, to get the full effect of the Underhills and what their music is all about, you can see them live during a performance that’ll “keep you dancin’ all night and leave you tappin’ your toes on the way home.” Since the Underhill Family Orchestra is native to Mobile, it seems only fitting that the group enjoys playing locally.
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Since their formation in 2009, the Underhill Family Orchestra have released two albums and performed at the 2014 Hangout Festival. “We’ve played Alchemy before, and it was fantastic,” says Ben Underhill of the band. “We always have a great time when we play in town.” The Underhill Family Orchestra will be playing once again at the Alchemy Tavern in Downtown Mobile on Aug. 15. They will be playing songs from both of their albums along with a new song that they’ve just finished recording that has yet to be released.
The Alabama Music Box is putting on the show, which starts at 9 p.m. Tickets are currently available for $10. Luke Buckley of the Mobile PressRegister says the band has a sound that “will make you want to paint your face, forget your age, and kiss a friend.” So, if you’re in the area and are looking for good music and a great performance, stop by and check out the Underhill Family Orchestra.
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ALYSSA NEWTON SPORTS EDITOR usavgsports@gmail.com
South Alabama fall practice begins
The boys of fall are back Alyssa Newton | Sports Editor
By ALYSSA NEWTON Sports Editor
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he Jaguars completed their first week of practices this past week as the team gears up for their sixth season. The first day of fall practice kicked off on Tuesday, Aug. 5 in the evening. The team completed their first two hour practice in the still thick humidity. The Jags took part in two evening practices and three morning practices before ending the week on Sunday afternoon in full pads. Head coach Joey Jones spoke on the first practice Tuesday evening, noting there was still a lot of work to be done. “We’ve got a few guys who are probably not in the type shape we
need,” said Jones. “Ninety-five percent of them are in good shape. We’ve got to improve there because we can’t have any weak links on this team, everybody has to be in shape and ready to go. I thought they worked hard and were mentally into it, but obviously we have a lot of work to do.” Jeremé Jones received the No. 5 jersey in honor of Anthony Mostella. Each year a senior player is chosen based on the qualities the former senior captain exemplified in his stent with South Alabama before his death. [Full story pg. 16] Brandon Bridge is expected to be the starting quarterback this season after battling with Ross Metheny for the starting job last year. “Being under Ross taught me patience,” said Bridge. “Patience is something everyone should learn. Just watching him, learning from what he did great and what he made mistakes on. That’s what I’m trying to do in this camp, to
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be patient. Last year wasn’t my time and now this year it is.” Jones commented on Bridge’s progress at quarterback. “It’s kind of early to tell or analyze right now,” said Jones. “I thought he had a good summer and is doing some good things. When the bullets start flying around, we can find out more about him, but I’ve been pleased with his progress so far.” Starting Aug. 11, the final week of practices before classes start Aug. 18, the team will have two two-a-day practices Monday and Thursday with Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday morning practices. The first fall scrimmage is scheduled for Saturday, Aug. 16. Then the Jaguars will work out five straight days starting Monday, Aug 18. before the second scrimmage on campus Saturday, Aug. 23. The final scrimmage will be Thursday, Aug. 28 before beginning their in-
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season schedule. Fan Day will be held on Sunday, Aug. 24 at 4 p.m. and is open to all fans in the Mitchell Center. South Alabama will open the season at Kent State Sept. 6 at 1 p.m. The game will be broadcasted on ESPN3. The
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South Alabama on track for best recruiting class 19 verbal commits “jump on the boat� for the constantly growing South Alabama football program DREW SCELSI Sports Reporter
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he South Alabama Jaguars are poised to reel in their highestranked recruiting class in school history for 2015, as they currently sit at second in the Sun Belt Conference and 74 in the nation. The Jaguars hold 19 verbal commitments, headlined by six three-star prospects, including cornerback Jalen Thompson and offensive lineman Zach Davis, according to 247Sports.com’s composite rankings. South Alabama currently has 10 committed recruits on the defensive side of the ball. Size and physicality is a theme in the secondary that the Jaguars are looking to continue, with three corner back commits standing six feet or taller. They also have three offensive line prospects committed, bolstering a unit that already is one of the team’s greatest strengths heading into the 2014 season.
The Jags benefit from only having one senior on their two-deep depth chart, meaning they are not restricted by immediate needs and can pursue recruits based on talent, not position. Junior college commit Julian Allen is a great example of this. South Alabama boasts the top tight end in the conference in first-team All-Sun Belt Wes Saxton, yet they were able to secure a commitment from Allen, a 6-4 former wide receiver with 4.5 40-yard speed. South Alabama’s commitment from Thompson is perhaps its most significant; the Mobile native chose the Jaguars over offers from six SEC and four PAC12 schools, including Georgia, Florida, Arizona State and Washington. Beating out the larger schools is something that the Jaguars will want to continue. Running back Jurell Green out of Oviedo, Fla., ran for over 1,500 yards and 20 touchdowns as a junior. The threestar power back currently holds offers from Mississippi State, Louisville and
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Cincinnati, in addition to his offer from the Jags. South Alabama does not have a running back commitment in its 2015 recruiting class, and would like to add some long-term depth behind juniors Jay Jones and Kendall Houston. With seven spots left in this year’s class, look for the Jaguars to pursue outside linebacker and Selma, Ala., native Malcolm Conn, as well as defensive tackle Daniel James out of Baton Rouge, La. Safety is another position the Jaguars could address in this year’s class. Sam Franklin is a three-star athlete who could plug in at either safety or wide receiver for South Alabama, and currently holds an offer from the Jags. Franklin has the prototypical hard-hitting size for a safety at 6-3 and 185 pounds. South Alabama will likely be battling Kentucky for Franklin’s signature on National Signing Day. Recruiting locally is a point of emphasis for the Jaguars. Fifteen of the 18 commitments in the 2015 class attended
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USA Vanguard Sports @USAVGSports Finding the best tweets from South Alabama athletes. Make sure you follow us on Twitter for sports updates and liveplay-by-plays. #JagNation
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Worst feeling in the world is when you get comfortable and you can’t find the remote.
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Only 3,000 tickets left for the first home game... y’all better get y’all’s tickets and quit playin!!
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If Rick Ross had to give up his A. Ad-libs or B. Lemon pepper wings forever, what would he do?
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Confession time: I use to call a number all the time to be the next voice on the meowmix commercial.
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Hooray! I can finally get paid for all of the autographs I sign every day as a distance runner! *sighs and realizes no one cares*
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South Alabama mourns loss of dancing super fan Remembering one of USA’s most original fans, fundraising for family through t-shirt sales AARON POIROUX Sports Reporter
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Greg Flourian as Napoleon Dynamite South Alabama Napoleon Dynamite Facebook
n June 2, 2014, the South Alabama community lost one of its own. Greg Florian, along with his brother David, drowned when the two were swept away by a fast moving current in the Blackwater River in Santa Rosa County. Greg, 21, was a student at the University of South Alabama. He was well-known around campus as a Jaguar “super-fan” who donned Napoleon Dynamite attire and gallivanted through the crowds, entertaining fellow spectators with his impersonation of the character. Laurel Miller, a member of the Catholic Student Association, along with Greg, remembers him as a devout Catholic. Miller said that underneath Greg’s costume was a person who was always thinking of others. “Whenever Greg wasn’t in character, he was extremely selfless,” Miller said. “He would walk me home every night. When I was stressed out
he would help me study. He was always thinking about making other people happy and serving others.” Miller said Florian first grew out his curly hair and donned the Napoleon Dynamite getup in high school, and the character carried over to his time at South. She said that Florian, a drama minor, even researched the film and the character to improve his act. “One of my favorite memories of him was when he danced to “Sweet Home Alabama” at a home game,” Miller reminisced, “Right before he went out he was really nervous, but I told him ‘You’ve got this, Greg.’ He went out and started dancing in the crowd. He brought the whole student section together and we were all able to laugh with him.” When asked what she will remember most about Florian, Miller described his carefree and loving attitude. “I’ll remember his ability to not take things too seriously and his willingness to help others. He loved us so much more than we could ever
love him. He was just so willing to do whatever he could to make people happy, and I don’t know if I’ll find that in anyone else as much as I found it in Greg, and it’s going to be something I really, really miss about him.” Those among us who were fortunate enough to have known Greg during his time at South will miss his kindness and his generosity. They’ll miss his carefree attitude, and his willingness to help others. Members of the Catholic Student Association will miss how Greg exemplified “the love of Christ,” as Laurel Miller put it. But for those of us who did not get to know him, perhaps what we will miss most about him was his ability to bring students and fans together. Whether the Jags were winning or losing, we could always rally behind the guy dressed as Napoleon Dynamite. The Catholic Student Association will be selling “Vote for Pedro” t-shirts, similar to the shirt that Greg wore to every sporting event. The proceeds will go to the Florian family.
Soccer begins practice, season to begin August 15 Jags add 13 freshmen to roster for 2014 season, open with exhabition against Jacksonville State ALYSSA NEWTON Sports Editor
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outh Alabama’s soccer team is preparing for another season after their first Sun Belt title in school history in 2013. Six starters left the Jags this past year with only nine letter winners returning. Thirteen freshmen will be added to the Jaguars as they start the 2014 season. “The class of freshmen that we’ve got rivals the freshmen class that I brought in to North Alabama in 2009,” head coach Graham Winkworth said to USA Jaguars in an interview. “I think that it can have a massive impact on this program immediately. I’m sure that some of those girls will be competing for starting roles from day one but they have some competition from 10 talented returnees as well.” With the SBC title and a berth in the NCAA tournament, the Jags will hold the 2014 Sun Belt Conference Tournament here in Mobile at USA’s campus soccer field, The Cage for
the second time in three years. With the tournament being held on Nov. 5 through Nov. 9 many improvements are being done to The Cage. “We have our building and soon to be completed bench shelters and elevated operations press area all which are made with brick and steel,” Athletic Director Joel said on the improvements made. “In the past we had portable acrylic-type of bench covers and we operated under a tent... Since we are holding the Sun Belt soccer championship, we want to make sure when other teams come we are representing the sport and our university appropriately.” Soccer took the field began practice on Wednesday Aug. 5 with a Red-Blue scrimmage on Saturday Aug. 9. The Jags start their season with an exhibition against Jacksonville State on Monday, Aug. 15 at 7 p.m. The Jags will hold the Jaguar Classic that coincides with the
start of conference play. The Jags will face Sept. 19 through Sept. 21. September 19 and 21 will both be doubleheaders. Troy and Francis Marion will play on Friday before South Alabama faces North Florida. On Sunday, Troy will face North Florida and the Jags take on Francis Marion. When it comes to goals for the upcoming season, Winkworth isn’t mainly focused on the main picture. “Our main goal is to focus on the quality of our soccer, rather than individual results,” Winkworth said to USA Jaguars. “We’ve already had the success on the field with the results, and now I really want to push the style of soccer and hopefully the results will come as well. If we’re fortunate enough to be challenging at the correct end of the table at the end of the season, that’s a bonus. We’re really planning now towards the long-term future of the program, not just a one-year thing, because we have so many young players.”
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Senior wide reciever Jereme Jones to wear No. 5 Jones recieves highest honor for senior team members for upcoming 2014 football season By ALYSSA NEWTON Sports Editor
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fter the Jags’ first practice, Joey Jones spoke to the team on a topic he held close to his heart: the story behind the jersey of No. 5. In 2009, Anthony Mostella was one of the many players who was a part of the inaugural football team. He was a captain for the first game on September 5, 2009. Mostella was known for his character, mental toughness and his smile by all who knew him. But on June 13, 2013 his life was tragically taken by a motorcycle accident in his hometown. After talk about being warriors on the field, Jones moved into the honor given to a senior each year. “We have award we give every year after a young man named
Anthony Mostella,” said Jones to the team. “Some of you guys were here, some have heard about him and some of you don’t know about him… He was a guy that was like my son… I wanted to do something not only to remember him, but to honor his family. He was a guy that meant so much to me, that meant so much to this program and meant so much to everyone on that football team. He was a real guy. He was a guy that competed, he had a lot of passion, he was very competitive but off the field he was smiling, had a lot of confidence. That’s the kind of people we wanted. Warriors on field, off field gentleman. That’s the guy we named this award after.” The player that received this award was senior wide receiver Jereme Jones. “Jeremé is just like Anthony Mostella,” said Joey Jones
on Jereme Jones receiving the number. “Anthony was a competitor and a warrior on the field, and off the field he was a gentleman. That’s what he stood for, and that’s what Jeremé Jones stands for.” Jones is the school’s all-time leading receiver with 121 catches, 1,317 receiving yards and 14 touchdown receptions. South Florida transfer Matt Floyd will wear Jones’ previous number No. 11 this season as Jones makes his first number change since joining the Jaguars. “It’s a real great honor.” said Jones on receiving the honor. “I knew Moe (Mostella) back in the day. We had a class together. Getting to know him through that class and the person he is, I’m really honored to be able to represent him by wearing his number.”
Jereme Jones wearing No. 5 after practice
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Man has antenna implanted into head; claims to be a cyborg
By JORDAN KNOX Opinion Editor
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n the age of technology, we have learned to adapt to the ever changing technological advances of our society. In the span of just a few decades, we have gone from computers, to internet, to cell phones, and even to watches that serve as mini personal devices.
With each new gadget that comes out, we have simply accepted it, but some people have taken that acceptance to an entirely new level. Neil Harbisson is a 31 year old artist who has an antenna surgically implanted into his skull. He was born color-blind and the antenna perceives colors and then converts them into sound waves, allowing him to “hear” colors. In the same way that a man can sexually identify as a woman or vice versa, Harbisson identifies as a cyborg. The short and sweet definition of a cyborg is a person whose human skills are enhanced by technology. Harbisson’s antenna also has bluetooth and Wi-Fi which allows his friends to “beam” images into
his brain. In an interview with CNET, Harbisson explains how this seemingly futuristic gadget works, “If somebody with a mobile phone wants to send me images, I can receive them directly inside my head and I can perceive them. The main difference is that it’s now inside the skull and I can connect to other people’s vision.” Harbisson’s girlfriend, (yes, it surprised me too) also identifies as a cyborg. She is a dancer and wears an antenna that vibrates every time there is an earthquake anywhere in the world. She says that she wants to perceive movement in a deeper way and this antenna allows her to do so. Neil Harbisson isn’t the only one out there who identifies as a cyborg. Amal Graafstra is the founder of Dangerous Things,
a company that specializes in biohacking. Biohacking is defined as “exploiting genetic material experimentally without regard to accepted ethical standards.” If that isn’t scary, I don’t know what is. Dangerous Things dons the slogan, “the forefront of a new kind of human evolution.” They sell a variety of items that allow the buyer to personally insert an RFID chipset. RFID stands for radio-frequency identification, and the chipset allows radio frequency electromagnetic fields to transfer data. As of July 31, Graafstra claims to have sold 2,000-3,000 of these implants. Graafstra has two of these chipsets implanted inside him, one in each hand. He uses them to do things such as unlocking or locking
his car, house and even a safe inside his home. Each RFID chipset is only a tad larger than a grain of rice and can be implanted into any part of your body that you choose. While all of this seems like the plot to a lame sci-fi thriller, to people like Neil Harbisson and Amal Graafstra, it’s just life. In today’s society, people who are part of the LGBT community, while they are becoming more widely accepted, are still labeled as different or weird and these people who have chosen to identify as cyborgs are no different. Whether you are gay, straight, transgender, bisexual or even a cyborg, it’s your choice. Just because we don’t personally agree with someone’s lifestyle, doesn’t give us the right to judge.
The United States Congress moves to sue President Obama
By ALEXANDER MOYLAN Contributing Writer
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embers of the United States Congress wants to sue President Barack Obama. When I first heard this I was very confused, as I’m sure many of you were as well. The current Speaker of the House of Representatives, John Boehner, was backed in a 225-201 vote by fellow representatives to file a lawsuit against President Obama for his actions regarding the Affordable Care Act. So what’s the issue? In July 2013, President Obama delayed a mandate in the Affordable Care Act that would have penalized employers who chose not to offer health insurance options to their employees. Then, in July 2014, President Obama again decided to push this mandate back another year. Boehner and others believe President Obama went beyond what he is allowed to do as President by making motions that will affect the nation even after his term is over.
Amidst border issues with Mexico and the ongoing troubles with the nation’s economy, President Obama was quoted by Reuter’s as saying, “Stop being mad all the time. Stop just hatin’ all the time … There’s a bunch of stuff that needs to get done … Unfortunately, I think the main vote ... that they’ve scheduled for today is whether or not they decide to sue me for doing my job.” Current House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D- Calif.) also spoke out against the move spearheaded by Boehner calling it a “distraction.” Boehner wasn’t the only one who voiced his displeasure with President Obama’s actions. Virginia Foxx (R-N.C.) voiced her concerns with the Huffington Post: “If there were a Republican president doing the same thing, I would feel just as strongly. This is about the Constitution … For too long, this body, under the leadership of both Democrats and Republicans, has ceded parts of our constitutional authority to the executive branch.” Personally, I believe by casting our vote for President of the United States, we are conceding our confidence to one man/ woman and allowing said person to make the best possible choices for this country and its citizens. The President shouldn’t simply run away with this power, however I do not feel this particular issue is one that deserves such attention and deliberation. I choose to trust our current President. He isn’t perfect but I choose to believe his decisions regarding this issue are truly for the betterment of life in America.
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Bringing down the House Lights: Guardians of the Galaxy By SHANNON HOUSE Contributing Writer
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arvel’s latest foray into their vast comic book universe delivers on intense action, a kickass 70s and 80s soundtrack, brilliant set pieces, comic rapport, and advanced special effects. Guardians of the Galaxy debuted on August 1 and made 94.3 million dollars its opening weekend. This space adventure stars Chris Pratt as human space scavenger Peter Quill aka “Star-Lord,” Zoe Saldana as the “most dangerous woman in the universe” Gamora, Bradley Cooper as the geneticallyaltered raccoon Rocket, Vin Diesel as the tree-humanoid Groot, and Dave Bautista as Drax the Destroyer. This rag-tag team of heroes are thrown together to save the universe after Quill finds a mysterious orb for his boss Yondu on planet Morag. After running into Kree forces,
Quill is able to escape with the orb intact in his Milano spaceship. Instead of returning the orb to Yondu, Quill decides to sell it back on Xandar which operates like a capital of the galaxy. When the buyer realizes Kree forces were involved with the orb’s capture, he immediately declines the purchase. When Quill leaves, he is attacked by the alluring and dangerous Gamora. Simultaneously, Rocket and Groot plan to kidnap Quill for a bounty placed on him for not returning the orb. Brawling ensues amongst the four characters in broad daylight while citizens of Xandar look on. The four are arrested and sent to a highsecurity prison called The Kyln where we encounter Drax. He along with every other prisoner wants to kill Gamora for being the daughter of Thanos and aligned to Ronin— the leader of the evil Kree race. Until this point, Gamora has been
portrayed as a villain, but for reasons unknown she has in actuality betrayed Ronin and Thanos in order to sell the orb to a third party. The five members band together in order to sell the orb for four billion units (which far surpassed the bounty on Quill’s head that originally interested Groot and Rocket). After an elaborate prison break—which was one of the best set pieces of the movie— the five jet off to Knowhere where the illustrious Collector (Benicio del Toro) shows off a vast collection including the Aether from Thor: The Dark World. It is here we learn the immensity of the power the orb possesses. It is also here that Kree forces, including Ronin, Nebula, and hundreds of soldiers descend on Knowhere to reclaim the orb. I won’t give too much of the movie away, but know that this movie contains hilarious rapport between Quill and Rocket, celestial
shots that are a sight to see for 3d audiences, and amazing fight sequences that include songs sure to get your nostalgia going.
Your guide to what’s currently happening in the Middle East By RYAN WALLACE Contributing Writer
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emember how simple the Middle East was when we were kids? I was a high-school freshman when we invaded Iraq in 2003, which means that most of you dear readers were in elementary school when “Shock and Awe” went into effect. In those days, the only thing going on in the Middle East as far as we were concerned was the war in Iraq that sent many of our friends and loved ones overseas. If it was American, it was on our side. If it was shooting at Americans, it was on their side. Today, the news is jammed with conflicts across the Levant, from the now-familiar Iraq to Syria to Israel, the Grandaddy of all Mideast conflicts. With all this murder and mayhem going on, it can be hard to keep abreast of exactly whom is trying to kill whom, and why. To help those semi-humorous Daily Show segments make more sense, I humbly present this primer for your perusal and instruction. Syria Who: Syrian government vs. Syrians Why: We’ll start off with a good old-fashioned civil war. The conflict in Syria is as close as you’ll get to a war in the Middle East that isn’t wholly religious in nature. As it is, even if President Bashar
al-Assad wasn’t the leader of the ruling political party (Ba’ath) that is comprised of minority Alawite Muslims (about twelve percent of the Syrian population), his penchant for acting like a murderous jerk was bound to catch up to him sooner or later. Under al-Assad, most Syrians are poor, and human rights in Syria are deplorable. It is estimated by the United Nations that the conflict in Syria has cost around 120,000 lives, most of them civilians. In addition, protestors and dissidents in the country are rumored to have been rounded up and tortured by Syrian secret police. Iraq Who: ISIS vs. human civilization Why: In the power vacuum left by American troops abruptly pulling out of the country so President Obama could prove he’s a big man, the country’s military forces have struggled to deal with the onslaught of the terrorist group known as the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS). This is a bunch of murderous jihadists so extreme that al-Qaeda, last seen beheading enemies in caves in Afghanistan, broke off all ties with the group due to their barbarity. ISIS claims dominion over all Muslims in the world, and seeks to unite all Muslims under their banner of Wahhabi Islamism, the most fundamental and ultra-violent of all Muslim sects. This group is particularly media-savvy, and has been releasing videos for some time documenting their activities for all the world to see, including ditches
filled with the bodies of Muslim and Christian civilians. Noting the weakness of the Iraqi national government, ISIS has steadily been making territorial gains in Iraq over the last year. Israel Who: Israel vs. Hamas Why: The history of why Israel and various Palestinian groups are at each other’s throats would take a month’s worth of Vanguards to print, so we’ll stick with the current manifestation of the world’s biggest grudge match. The situation flared up last month after Israel demanded that Hamas, the terrorist organization that governs the Palestinians
living in the Gaza Strip area of Israel, stop indiscriminately launching rockets into the majority-Israeli portions of Israel. When Hamas failed to do anything to stop the launches, Israel launched a ground assault intended to destroy both the rocket launch sites and the many tunnels that allow Hamas terrorists to conduct operations in Israeli territory. Due to Hamas’s charming habit of hiding their weapons and launch sites in mosques, schools and hospitals, there have inevitably been civilian Palestinian casualties. While Israel conducts their military operation, Hamas is more interested in waging a PR campaign by
holding up the bodies of civilians killed in the attacks as proof of some sort of genocide being perpetrated by Israel which, in light of measures like the warning of Palestinian civilians to evacuate soon-tobe-attacked areas, certainly seems to be the least-efficient genocide in history. Hopefully, this guide has succeeded in giving some basic facts about what’s happening in the land our oil comes from. If you’re anything like me, reading about these circumstances has made you grateful to live in a place where the worst violence most of us will see is on a football gridiron.
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