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Township Information
Municipal Building
The Township of Upper St. Clair became a Home Rule Community on January 1, 1976. As a Home Rule Community, the Township is governed by a locally drafted charter adopted by the voters of the Township. The Home Rule Charter provides for a Board of Commissioners comprising seven members. Two commissioners are elected at large by all voters of the Township and five are elected by ward. In a commissioner/manager form of government, the charter provides a clear distinction between policy-making functions and administrative functions. The Board of Commissioners is responsible for the policy-making functions.
Township Board of Commissioners Daniel R. Paoly, President, At Large Dante R. Plutko, Jr., Vice President, Ward 1 Pamela L. Enck, Ward 2 Robert W. Orchowski, Ward 3 Todd D. Burlingame, Ward 4 Ronald J. Pardini, Ward 5 Richard I. Thomas, At Large
Township Manager Matthew R. Serakowski, Township Manager 412-831-9000, ext. 2160
The Township Manager is appointed by the Board of Commissioners and is directly responsible and accountable to the Board. He serves as Chief Administrative Officer and is responsible for the administrative functions of the Township. The Township Manager and his designated representatives, including Assistant Township Manager Mark S. Mansfield, are responsible for directing and supervising the operation of all Township departments; preparing an annual budget and financial report; signing papers, contracts, obligations, and documents on behalf of the Township as required by law; preserving order in the Township; representing the Township to other governmental organizations and agencies; and providing staff assistance to the elected Board of Commissioners. The Township Manager oversees the activities of the following eight departments:
Department of Administration Mark S. Mansfield, Assistant Township Manager and Director of Administration 412-831-9000, ext. 2190
The Department of Administration is responsible for personnel administration, purchasing, labor relations and negotiations, public relations, community communications and cable television franchising matters, office management, records maintenance and retrieval, in-service training programs, and coordination of grant applications.
Department of Planning and Community Development Adam A. Benigni, Director of Planning and Community Development 412-831-9000, ext. 5010
The goal of the Department of Planning and Community Development is to protect the property values and residential character of the Township. Development of the community is guided by the Township Comprehensive Plan, which is prepared every ten years, most recently in 2015. This department administers and enforces land use codes and issues permits for zoning, building, electrical, fire protection, driveways, sewers, alarms, grading, and street openings. Additionally, the staff provides assistance to the Planning Commission, Zoning Hearing Board, and Building and Fire Codes Appeals and Advisory Board.
Department of Finance Mark P. Romito, Director of Finance
412-831-9000, ext. 2180 • Tax Office: 412-831-9000, ext. 2260
The Department of Finance is responsible for all fiscal concerns of the Township, including budget preparation, expenditure control, financial reporting and projecting, insurance management, debit management, property and inventory control, purchasing, investment of funds, and operation of the Tax Office. The Township Tax Office collects taxes for both the Township and the School District. The Township budget is prepared each fall for the subsequent fiscal year, which runs from January 1 to December 31.
Department of Police Jonathan Wharton, Chief of Police Emergency: 412-833-7500 Administration (non-emergency): 412-833-1113
The Police Department is responsible for ensuring public safety and for the enforcement of the laws of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania and the laws and ordinances of the Township. The 24-hour dispatch center coordinates all emergency services, including police, fire, and emergency medical services (ambulance). The Police Department provides patrol squads dedicated to neighborhood and business patrols, vacation home checks, criminal investigations, fingerprint services, and more. The Police Department also sponsors a Citizens’ Police Academy each fall.
Department of Information Technology Ed Poljak, Director of Information Technology 412-831-9000
The Department of Information Technology is responsible for the computer needs of all Township departments. The Township’s website (twpusc.org) provides residents with agendas and meeting minutes; downloadable applications and permits; trash and recycling information; calendars providing Township, school, and community events; bi-annual recreation booklets; UPPER ST. CLAIR TODAY magazine; board and commission information; and public access television broadcasting.
Public Access Television 412-831-1030
Upper St. Clair Public Access Television, under the Department of Information Technology, provides an opportunity to share information and events with Township residents. Programs are produced by volunteers using equipment that can be provided by the channel. Programming is shown on Comcast channel 7 and Verizon channel 42. Programs are also available from the Township’s video gallery, twpusc.org/video-gallery.
There is also the community bulletin board Video Newspaper. It displays information and meeting announcements for a variety of Township activities, community groups, and churches. Announcements should be submitted by email to USCCABLE@twpusc.org.
Training and access to production equipment can be provided to those interested in producing a program for the community. Call the Public Access Television number to promote an event or organization and its activities.
Department of Recreation and Leisure Services Paul Besterman, Director of Recreation and Leisure Services 412-221-1099, ext. 6560
The Department of Recreation and Leisure Services is responsible for recreation programming and activities for residents of all ages. A program booklet is published twice a year, in April (spring/summer programs) and September (fall/winter programs), and delivered to all residents. The booklet can also be viewed online at twpusc.org. Registration for various programs can be conducted by mail, online, or in person during regular business hours, Monday through Friday, 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. Residents can also contact the Recreation office to reserve Township facilities, including the McLaughlin Run Activity Center (MAC) and the Community and Recreation Center (C&RC) for parties, special events, and meeting rooms, or check on the availability of Township fields. The Department of Recreation and Leisure Services is located at the C&RC at Boyce Mayview Park, 1551 Mayview Road.
The Department of Recreation and Leisure Services also offers a senior citizens program (United Senior Citizens of Upper St. Clair), which provides Wednesday luncheons and programs for all residents 55 years of age and older.
Department of Library Chris Gmiter, Director of Library 412-835-5540, ext. 2240
The Upper St. Clair Township Library is located on the second and third floors of the Township Municipal Building. Visit the library’s website at twpusc. org/library for hours of operation. The library collection of approximately 70,000 circulating items includes books, audio books, music, and movies for all ages. The kids’ department of the library also lends puzzles and has a “Play to Learn” area filled with educational toys to foster math and literacy skills as well as eye-hand coordination and imagination. An “Explore to Learn” center features STEAM (science, technology, engineering, arts, and math) activities appropriate for elementary school children. Online resources include e-books, downloadable audio and video, and online databases. As a member of the Allegheny County eiNetwork, the library participates in the shared County Catalog, which library patrons can access from the website. Requested materials can be sent from and picked up at any public library in Allegheny County. The library has computer workstations with high-speed Internet access and Microsoft office software and also provides free wireless access for laptop users. The library offers 3D printing for a small fee. A variety of programs and classes, listed on the library website (twpusc.org) are offered throughout the year for both children and adults. Use materials and share services with others during programs and classes, and connect to a world of information. Use, share, and connect at the Upper St. Clair Township Library, your community resources center. Check out the library on Facebook and Twitter. (For more information, see pages 32–35.)
Department of Public Works George Kostelich, Jr., Director of Public Works 412-831-9000, ext. 2710
The Public Works Department is responsible for the management and supervision of all activities relating to streets, storm sewers, sanitary sewers, trash collection, recycling, leaf and yard waste collections, parks and recreation facility maintenance, building and grounds maintenance, and forestry. An annual trash and recycling schedule is mailed to residents at the end of each calendar year for the coming year. The schedule is also available on the Township’s website (twpusc.org).
USC’s Recreational Facility
Community & Recreation Center (C&RC) 1551 Mayview Road • 412-221-1099
Located in the active area of Boyce Mayview Park, the Community & Recreation Center (C&RC) offers indoor/ outdoor aquatics, state-of-the-art fitness equipment, group fitness rooms, 1/8 mile running/walking track, two fullsize basketball courts, and rentable community rooms. In addition, throughout the year the Department of Recreation and Leisure Services offers programs to improve the quality of life for residents of all ages—pre-schoolers to seniors and all ages in between. (See program and offerings information on pages 28–29)
C&RC Public Works
Accessibility Coordinators
The Township of Upper St. Clair has five accessibility coordinators to further enhance all visitors’ access to Township facilities, parks, trails, and programs. The accessibility link is found on the Township’s homepage under Quick Links and will take the visitor to detailed accessibility information.
Currently, the Township of Upper St. Clair’s accessibility coordinators are • Jeremy Lemley, Buildings/Grounds
Administrator (for all Township buildings): 412-831-9000, ext. 2710 • Ed Poljak, (for Township website and phone system): 412-831-9000 • Christian Gmiter, Director of
Library: 412-835-5540, ext. 2240 • Gary Schafer, Parks and Forestry
Administrator: 412-831-9000, ext. 2710 • Paul Besterman, Director of
Recreation and Leisure Services (for all recreation activities): 412-221-1099, ext. 6560
Animal Control 412-833-7500
Clair’s Kennel
The Township participates in a joint animal control program with neighboring communities. Officers are on duty seven days a week from 6 a.m. to 9 p.m., with 24-hour emergency service. Clair’s Kennel, along McLaughlin Run Road, provides a temporary home for wandering pets. Residents should call the police department for animal control services, including animals running at large, injured or killed animals, and animal nuisance calls.
Tri-Community South Emergency Medical Services Emergency: 412-833-7500 Office (non-emergency): 412-831-3710
Tri-Community South EMS
Upper St. Clair Volunteer Fire Department Emergency: 412-833-7500 Office (non-emergency): 412-835-0660
Since 1939, the Upper St. Clair Volunteer Fire Department has been responsible for fire protection, rescue service, and other emergency assistance for the Township. The primary fire station along Route 19 provides an efficient and safe building for preparing and responding to emergency events. The USC VFD also answers calls for hazardous materials incidents, vehicle rescue, and mutual aid assistance to fire departments in surrounding communities. In addition, the USC VFD conducts an extensive fire prevention program, including fire safety talks in the schools, tours of the fire stations, and fire extinguisher training for local businesses.
Each May, a letter is sent to residents and businesses asking for donations. The USC VFD does not solicit funds by telephone. Please support this invaluable all-volunteer service.
Upper St. Clair Township participates in a jointly-operated emergency medical services program with the Township of South Park and the Municipality of Bethel Park. This program provides emergency ambulance transport by highly trained and state-licensed medical personnel. Each fall, an annual subscription drive is held. For a nominal fee, the entire household and household visitors are provided with emergency ambulance coverage when emergency transport is needed.
Tri-Community South does not receive direct subsidies from the Township, nor does it receive any revenue from the Local Services Tax, formerly the Emergency and Municipal Services Tax.
Appointed Boards and Commissions of Upper St. Clair
In addition to the elected Board of Commissioners, Upper St. Clair residents comprise appointed boards and commissions. Residents wishing to serve on a board or commission should submit a Talent Bank form that is available from the Township Manager’s Office or download the form from the Township’s website (www.twpusc.org). In the event of a vacancy, the Talent Bank forms identify residents interested in volunteering their time and expertise.
The following persons, listed alphabetically and with their respective December 31 year of expiration, are citizens who currently serve on Township boards or commissions.
Building and Fire Codes Appeals and Advisory Board
Glenn Avick, Vice Chair..................... 2022 Denis C. Flaherty................................ 2022 Michael P. McDonnell, Chair................2022 David J. McLean ................................. 2023 Anthony L. Pitassi.............................. 2024 Robert T. Stevens Jr............................ 2023
Civil Service Board
Neal Holmes, Secretary....................... 2024 P.J. Murray, Chair................................ 2022 Shon Worner...................................... 2023
Library Board
Joann Hockenberry............................ 2024 Robert G. Ontolchik........................... 2022 Barbara Zimmt................................... 2023
Parks and Recreation Advisory Board
Kelly B. Bakayza ................................. 2023 Ryan Buries........................................ 2024 William O. Barnard............................ 2023 Jason Graves, Vice Chair..................... 2024 Roger Hartung, Chair......................... 2023 Diane Morris ...................................... 2023 Matthew Weaver ................................ 2024
Planning Commission
Jeffrey Krantz ..................................... 2025 Yvonne Piecknick ............................... 2023 Jake Polochak, Chair........................... 2022 David Sirota, Secretary ........................ 2024 Robin Weissert, Vice Chair .................. 2025 David Wade........................................ 2022
Zoning Hearing Board
Anderson T. Bailey, Vice Chair............. 2024 Dwight D. Ferguson, Chair................. 2022 Steven Gibbs ...................................... 2022 Justin W. Hollingsworth..................... 2023 Gregg R. Zegarelli............................... 2023
July 5, 2022
Approximately 11 people attended. July 25, 2022
Approximately 3 people attended. September 6, 2022
Approximately 14 people attended.
Recognition
• Commissioner Burlingame presented a Certificate of
Achievement to Dani Prunzik for her 1st place win at the
Western Pennsylvania Interscholastic Athletic League (WPIAL) Championship in the 100-yard dash.
The Board
• Continued Public Hearing Re. PLC22-0005—Maggie’s
Farm Distillery—Unified Conditional Use/Preliminary and Final Land Development Approval to the Board of
Commissioners’ Regular Meeting on August 1, 2022.
Approval of Contracts
• G & G Fitness .............................................. $56,605.60
Williamsville, NY
C&RC Fitness Equipment Replacement
Four (4) Life Fitness Integrity D Treadmills and
Two (2) Life Fitness Integrity Cross Trainers • LM&R Excavating LLC ........................... $1,226,247.75
Hookstown, PA
Morton Complex Perimeter Trail Phase II-B Part 2
The Board
• Voted to Suspend a Provision in the Township Code,
Section 19.6.2, which limits the Board’s ability to proceed with business other than routine actions at a meeting other than the Regular Meeting • Approved Resolution No. 1722 authorizing the
Township of Upper St. Clair to formally request a grant for funds through the Pennsylvania Department of
Transportation Multimodal Transportation Fund for
Pedestrian Crossing Safety Improvements
August 1, 2022
Approximately 3 people attended.
The Board
• Tabled the Public Hearing Re. PLC22-0005—Maggie’s
Farm Distillery—Unified Conditional Use/Preliminary and Final Land Development Approval to the Board of
Commissioners Regular Meeting on September 6, 2022. • Adopted Resolution No. 1723 Re. 2023-2027 Capital
Improvement Program. • Adopted Resolution No. 1724 authorizing the
Township to enter into a multi-year Agreement with the Pennsylvania Department of Transportation for
Comprehensive Road Maintenance.
Approval of Contracts
• Cargill, Inc............................................... $88.96 per ton
North Olmstead, OH 2022-2023 Rock Salt with two option years • C. Crump, Inc.................................................. $178,400
Hubbard, OH
Ravine Park Stream Restoration Project
Dani Prunzik with Commissioner Todd Burlingame Roundabout Complete
The Board
• Closed Public Hearing Re. PLC22-0005—Maggie’s Farm
Distillery—Unified Conditional Use/Preliminary and
Final Land Development Approval. • Approved Bill No. 7-22 Re. PLC22-0005—Maggie’s Farm
Distillery—Unified Conditional Use/Preliminary and
Final Land Development Approval. • Adopted Resolution No. 1725 Re. Establish Public
Hearing Re. PLC22-1301—Zoning Text Amendment to
Chapter 130 of the Township Code entitled “Zoning” to add standards and criteria for Distilleries and Breweries in the RM—Restricted Light Industrial District and to add Landscaping Requirements for Private Recreational
Structures in the R1—Single Family Residential District on November 7, 2022. • Adopted Resolution No. 1726 authorizing the
Township to enter into a multi-year Agreement with the
Pennsylvania Department of Transportation for Winter
Maintenance. • Tabled Resolution No. 1727 approving the Organization
Assessment and Strategy Recommendations for the
Township of Upper St. Clair Volunteer Fire Department to the Regular Meeting of the Board of Commissioners on October 3, 2022.
At the end of August, the roundabout at the intersection of McLaughlin Run Road/Lesnett Road and McMillan Road opened. The opening is the culmination of the nearly two-year long construction project that included the replacement of two bridge structures, stormwater and sanitary sewer infrastructure improvements, sidewalk and ADA curb ramp installation, and lighting upgrades.
According to the Federal Highway Administration, roundabouts can significantly improve safety, promote lower speeds and traffic calming, reduce conflict points, and lead to improved operational performance. n
2022-2023 Trash-Recycling Holiday Collection
Holiday Collection Date
Thanksgiving ....Friday, November 25, for regular Thursday collection. Christmas..........Thursday, December 29, for regular Wednesday collection and Friday, December 30, for regular Thursday collection. New Year ...........Thursday, January 5, for regular Wednesday collection and Friday, January 6, for regular Thursday collection.
2022 Fall Yard Debris/Leaf Waste Collection—Saturdays
Place your fall yard debris and leaf waste in compostable bags, then place the bags at curbside by 6 a.m. the morning of pick up. Collection will take place on Saturday, November 19, and Saturday, December 3.
Township of Upper St. Clair’s Christmas Tree Recycling Project December 26, 2022–January 31, 2023
Discarded live trees will be ground for mulch for residents’ use. Please remove all lights, decorations, and plastic tree bags!
Tree drop off will be at the empty lot across from the Public Works Building on Truxton Drive. Check the township website at twpusc.org, view Cable 7, or call 412-831-9000, ext. 2710, if you need more information.
Attention Dog Owners
Pennsylvania law requires owners to obtain dog licenses in January of each year. Violations can result in fines of up to $300 per day. To be in compliance with this law, dog owners must obtain the Allegheny County License by January 1 of each year. The Allegheny County application is available at: • The Upper St. Clair Police Department • The Upper St. Clair Township Reception Desk • Online at county.allegheny.pa.us/treasure/dog.aspx The Upper St. Clair license, which should be obtained in January of each year, is a “Pet License.” Chapter 41 of the Township Code defines a pet as “any dog, cat, or other domesticated animal kept for pleasure rather than utility.” The Upper St. Clair license application is available at: • The Upper St. Clair Township reception desk • Online (PDF) at twpusc.org There is no charge for the Upper St. Clair license, but proof of rabies vaccination is required.
Deer Management Update
Upper St. Clair Township continues its partnership with Whitetail Management Associates and contracts with the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) Wildlife Services to help manage the Whitetail deer population within the township. Before USDA involvement with USC in 2004, the township recorded an all-time high number of reported deer-vehicle collisions (207). The township reversed this trend through more aggressive culling efforts, and last year the total number of accidents involving deer was 62. The deer population in some areas of the township appears to be normalized. However, due to limited culling opportunities in portions of the township, there is still significant herd growth, which creates a challenge to reduce the deer-vehicle collision occurrences much beyond the current level. The township is fortunate to have residents assist in its efforts by offering private property for the culling programs. Residents who would like consideration for inclusion in private property culling for the Deer Management program should contact township personnel at 412-831-9000.
twpusc.org
Whether you are looking to socialize, exercise, or both, the C&RC has a great opportunity for you! Adult sports programs are open to all USC residents, C&RC members, and non-members. Registration opens on the 15th of each month.
Pickleball (All levels)
Monday, Wednesday, & Friday, 1:30–4 p.m.
Pick-up Volleyball
Monday, 7–8:45 p.m.
Pick-up Basketball
Wednesday, 7–8:45 p.m.
The World Needs More Lifeguards
Lifeguarding is a rewarding job that gives back to the community. American Red Cross certification classes are held at the C&RC yearround. Classes are open to all interested participants 15 years of age and older. Please visit our website at twpusc.org/recreationcenter to view all class prerequisites and register for an upcoming class.
January 6–8, 2023
Friday, January 6, 4–9 p.m.
Saturday, January 7, 1–8 p.m.
Sunday, January 8, 8 a.m.–4 p.m.
Already certified? Apply to be a C&RC lifeguard!
Enjoy a flexible schedule, safe and clean work environment, access to facility amenities, and certification reimbursement. Apply today at twpusc.org/employment.
Save the Date
Community Blood Drive at the Community & Recreation Center
Tuesday, December 13, 2022 Noon–6 p.m.
Vitalant will be at the C&RC on Tuesday, December 13 from noon–6 p.m. accepting blood donations. Interested donors can sign up for an appointment at vitalant.org using group code C565.
Stay Active this Holiday Season
Gratitude 5K
Saturday, November 19, 2022 10 a.m.
Join us as we celebrate the season of giving and gratitude by participating in our 3 rd annual Gratitude 5K Race/Walk through Boyce Mayview Park.
Registration includes a finishers medal, race bag, bib number, and pre-race training packet with nutrition tips and race apps to help you train for race day! This 5K is perfect for runners of all levels.
Visit our website to register: twpusc.org/ recreationcenter
Thanksgiving Spin-A-Thon
Friday, November 25, 2022
Burn off those extra Thanksgiving calories and contribute to a good cause. Class is free with the donation of three nonperishable food items due upon registration.
Jingle Jam
Saturday, December 3, 2022
Dance your way through the holiday season with this festive dance cardio class. Class is free with the donation of three nonperishable food items due upon registration.
Coming Om for the Holiday’s
Sunday, December 4, 2022
Nothing brings on stress quite like the holiday season, so take a moment to add some relaxation to your wish list. This yoga-inspired class is free with the donation of three nonperishable food items due upon registration.
Merry Mix
Saturday, December 24, 2022
Participants will get a variety of classes all packed into one great workout. Class is free with the donation of three non-perishable food items due upon registration.
Winter Camp
December 26–30, 2022
Your favorite counselors from Camp St. Clair will keep the kids active and engaged this winter break! Children with enjoy socializing, crafting, and playing games with their peers and recreation staff.
Additional details will be available on our website soon.
Start the New Year Off Right
New Year, New Me! Wellness Challenge
Saturdays, January 7–February 25
Let us help you accomplish your fitness, nutrition, and overall wellness goals this year!
This program includes: • A pre and post-wellness assessment with weekly progress tracking • A nutrition and wellness consultation • One-on-one personal training sessions • Access to group exercise classes • Exclusive access to health and wellness seminars, weekly wellness challenges, and more!
Community & Recreation Center Holiday Hours*
Thursday, November 24, 2022 (Thanksgiving): Closed Saturday, December 24, 2022 (Christmas Eve): 10 a.m.–2 p.m. Sunday, December 25, 2022 (Christmas): Closed Saturday, December 31, 2022 (New Year’s Eve): 10 a.m.–2 p.m. Sunday, January 1, 2023 (New Year’s Day): Closed *The recreation department administration hours may vary from the building hours listed above.
412-221-1099
Upper St. Clair Different Strokes Tennis League
Upper St. Clair Different Strokes Tennis League is a nonprofit resident group run by a committee of volunteers with the assistance of the USC recreation department. Our purpose is to organize sessions of tennis for Upper St Clair residents of all abilities to play with a variety of partners and opponents of similar level. There are four (4) sign-up sessions per year: • A 14-week fall indoor session from
October through mid- January (USC court fees). • A 14-week winter indoor session from mid-January through mid-April (USC court fees). • A spring outdoor session until the end of June (USC season permit required). • A summer outdoor session until the bubbles go up in October (USC season permit required).
All sessions include weekday mornings and evenings for women’s doubles, as well as weekday evenings and weekend day times for men’s doubles. Mixed doubles or men’s and women’s singles games can also be set up if there is enough demand.
Cost of joining our league is $10 for individuals and $16 per couple. If interested, please contact Gina Braun at 412-221-5717 or Gibra5@aol.com. Join anytime!
United Senior Citizens Program
The United Senior Citizens program is sponsored by the Township of Upper St. Clair Department of Recreation & Leisure Services. To participate, one must be a resident of the township, 55 years of age or older, and retired. Spouses of eligible members may also join even if under age 55.
The program meets on most Wednesdays. Morning activities are informal and include the preparation of lunch with the help of volunteers from the group under township supervision. Informal activities begin at 10 a.m. and the members hold a brief business meeting at noon, which is followed by a delicious meal.
In addition, various outings are scheduled throughout the year. Meetings are usually held at the McLaughlin Run Activity Center (MAC) located at 1770 McLaughlin Run Road.
Fitness and Aquatics Classes
The Community & Recreation Fitness and Aquatics departments offer classes either designed for or that accommodate senior participants. For additional information about any Older Adult programming, please contact the Community Programs Department at 412-221-1099.
USC Township Silver Card
The township Silver Card is free and available to residents ages 62 and older. To obtain a Silver Card and receive access to a select number of group exercise classes, USC’s three-hole golf course, as well as a complimentary summer tennis permit, visit the Community and Recreation Center, 1551 Mayview Road. Silver card applications are available 8 a.m.–8 p.m., Monday–Friday. A valid photo ID showing USC residency is required upon application. Residents who acquired their Silver Card prior to 2019 are encouraged to re-apply for and receive a new, updated card. USCSD Gold Card
Upper St. Clair residents who are age 62 or older are eligible to receive a Gold Card, entitling them to free admission to plays and musicals, as well as regular season home athletic events and activities sponsored by the USC School District. WPIAL and PIAA playoff games are not eligible for free or discounted admission. To obtain a Gold Card, visit the high school main office at 1825 McLaughlin Run Road. For more information, contact Nancy Dunn at 412-833-1600, ext. 2236, or email ndunn@uscsd.k12.pa.us.
Applications for the Pittsburgh Regional Transit Senior Citizen Connect Card and the ACCESS 65 Plus Coordinated, Shared-Ride Paratransit Service are available at the C&RC. Application must be made in person at the C&RC during business hours, Monday–Friday. Proof of age (65) is required at the time of application.
Police Department News
Retirement
The police department congratulates Officer TJ Fahey on his retirement after 36 years of dedicated service to the residents of Upper St. Clair.
Officer Fahey began his career as a patrol officer in 1987. Over the years, TJ became well known by members of the residential communities, schools, and retirement communities. The hundreds of relationships he established throughout his career reflect the importance he placed on both his duties and the members of this township. TJ has been a great asset to the police department and will be missed by his fellow officers and the community alike.
We wish TJ every success in his retirement and hope the days ahead are filled with joy and relaxation.
Officer TJ Fahey New Hire
Ann Meyer joined the police department as the administrative assistant in July of 2022. Ann previously worked for the Inspector General of the West Virginia Offices of the Insurance Commission for nearly 14 years and brings with her valuable experience pertaining to government administrative services. We are excited for Ann to be a member of our department—welcome, Ann!
Ann Meyer
Strategic Plan for USC VFD Approved
The Board of Commissioners at its regular meeting on October 3, 2022 took action to unanimously approve a strategic plan for the Upper St. Clair Volunteer Fire Department. The strategic planning process commenced in October 2020 when the leadership of the volunteer fire department and township agreed that an outside assessment to provide recommendations and guidance for improvements along with new initiatives would be helpful in charting a sustainable path forward for the organization.
The study, conducted by Robb Consulting, incorporated document review, operational assessment, and one-on-one and group interviews with the fire department personnel, township staff, the Board of Commissioners, and general public. Following a nearly two-year process, the report was released with 11 recommendations to provide a stronger, more resilient model for volunteer fire service delivery for the township. Immediate areas of focus involve initiating revisions to the township code with respect to the department of fire protection, commence the process to establish and fill the position of township fire chief, and work with the volunteer fire department leadership to assist with the revision and restructuring of their bylaws as set forth within the report.
In addition to the strategic plan approval, the Board authorized establishing the Ad Hoc Strategic Assessment Implementation Advisory Committee made up of representatives from the Board of Commissioners, the fire department, and the township staff to assist in supporting the implementation of the plan’s objectives. The expectation is for the Ad Hoc committee to convene in the near term.
The Board of Commissioners wishes to thank the partnership and participation of the volunteer fire department leadership and members, township staff, and public throughout this multi-year process. Anyone wishing to review the approved fire department strategic plan, Organization Assessment and Strategy Recommendations for the Upper St. Clair Fire Department, may go to the Township web site at twpusc.org/news_detail_T41_R753.php. n
Clear a Path to the Hydrant
As winter inevitability approaches and snow starts becoming a daily part of the forecast, please take note if you or your neighbor have a fire hydrant on your property. After a large snow fall, or after continuous snow accumulation, fire hydrants can become partially or even completely covered with snow and ice. Snowplows can often drift snow over a fire hydrant, causing additional time on the fire scene to find the hydrant and clear away the snow. In an emergency, every minute matters. Being able to clearly identify and operate a fire hydrant is key to being able to deliver a fast and effective water supply.
After clearing off your driveway and sidewalk, take a moment to clear the area around your fire hydrant, too. The USC Volunteer Fire Department relies upon good Samaritans to keep the hundreds of fire hydrants in the community free of snow. The USC VFD requests that snow and ice be removed in a 3-foot diameter around the fire hydrant. This allows responding units quick and easy access to the fire hydrant and to have room to properly work. Firefighters need to access the hydrant to attach both the large diameter hose to supply the engine with water and also have enough room to open the fire hydrant. All snow and ice should be removed in a clear path to the road as well. n
If you are unable to physically clear the snow, contact the USC VFD chief Mike Moore at 412–835–0660 and we will send a volunteer to clear the fire hydrant.
NATIONAL FLOOD INSURANCE PROGRAMS
A couple of years ago, there were many flood victims throughout Allegheny County. Many of these victims sought help, but most homeowners, business owners, and renters did not have flood insurance. Private coverage can be unreliable and expensive. A great option for flood victims seeking help is the National Flood Insurance Programs (NFIP).
The federal government offers the NFIP, which is managed by the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA). NFIP aims to reduce the impact of flooding on private and public structures. This program enables homeowners, business owners, and renters in participating communities who are in both high-risk and moderate-to-low risk areas to purchase federally-backed flood insurance. The program reduces the socioeconomic impact of disasters by promoting the purchase and retention of general risk insurance, but, more specifically, flood insurance. Upper St. Clair participates in this program. For a list of other participating communities, visit fema.gov/cis/PA.html.
The NFIP covers direct physical damage by flood to your building and/or personal property. The following is a summary of what is covered and not covered under these programs (view the FEMA website or contact your insurance company for complete policy information).
Covered Building Property:
• Plumbing systems • Furnaces and water heaters • Refrigerators, cooking stoves, and built-in appliances, such as dishwashers • Permanently installed carpeting over an unfinished floor • Permanently installed paneling, wallboard, bookcases, and cabinets.
The damage must be directly caused by flood water. Cabinets that were not damaged by flood water are not covered, even if they match cabinets that were damaged by flood water. • Window blinds • A detached garage, used for limited storage or parking. Up to ten percent of the building coverage limit can be used, but will reduce the total amount of building coverage available.
Covered Personal Property Contents:
• Personal belongings, including clothing, furniture, and electronic equipment • Curtains • Portable and window air conditioners (easily moved or relocated) • Portable microwave ovens and portable dishwashers • Carpets not included in building coverage (carpet installed over wood floors, etc.) • Clothing washers and dryers • Certain valuable items, including original artwork and furs (up to $2500) • Food freezers (other than walk-ins), including the food in them
Not Covered for Building or Personal Property:
• Damage caused by moisture, mildew, or mold that could have been avoided by the property owner or which is not attributable to the flood • Damage caused by earth movement, even if the earth movement is caused by the flood • Additional living expenses, including temporary housing, while the building is being repaired or is unable to be occupied • Loss of use or access of the insured property • Financial losses caused by business interruption • Property and belongings outside of an insured building, including trees, plants, wells, septic systems, walks, decks, patios, fences, seawalls, hot tubs, and swimming pools • Currency, precious metals, and valuable papers, such as stock certificates • Most self-propelled vehicles, including cars and their parts
Basements and Areas Below the Lowest Elevated Floor:
Flood insurance coverage is limited to areas below the lowest elevated floor, including crawlspaces, depending on the flood zone and date of construction and in basements regardless of zone or date of construction. This includes: • Basements • Crawlspaces under an elevated building • Enclosed areas beneath buildings elevated on full-store foundation walls (sometimes referred to as “walkout basements”) • Enclosed areas under other types of elevated buildings
Basements and Areas Below the Lowest Elevated Floor—Covered Building Property:
• Foundation walls, anchorage systems, and staircases attached to the building • Central air conditioners • Cisterns and the water in them • Drywall for walls and ceilings (in basement only) • Non-flammable insulation (in basement only) • Electrical outlets, switches, and circuit-breaker boxes • Fuel tanks and the fuel in them, solar energy equipment, and well water tanks and pumps • Furnaces, water heaters, heat pumps, and sump pumps
Basements and Areas Below the Lowest Elevated Floor—Covered Personal Property:
• Washers and dryers • Food freezers and the food in them, but not refrigerators • Portable and window air conditioners
Basements and Areas Below the Lowest Elevated Floor—Not Covered Under Building or Personal Property:
• Paneling, bookcases, and window treatments, including curtains and blinds • Carpeting, area carpets, and other floor coverings, such as tile • Drywall for walls and ceilings (below the lowest elevated floor) • Walls and ceilings not made of drywall • In certain cases, staircases and elevators • Most personal property, such as clothing, electronic equipment, kitchen supplies, and furniture
NFIP Contact Information
Website: fema.gov/flood-insurance Phone: 800-621-FEMA / 800-427-4661 Email: floodsmart@fema.dhs.gov This summary is intended for informational purposes only and is not a complete description of the NFIP. Visit the FEMA website and contact your insurance company for complete information before purchasing a policy. A list of private insurance companies that sell the NFIP can be found at agents. floodsmart.gov/write-policy/resources. If your agent does not sell NFIP, contact the NFIP Help Center at 800-427-4661. n
From the Director’s Desk
Christian Gmiter, Library Director
Curating a Collection that Educates, Entertains, and Expands Your World
Recently, a patron stopped by the checkout desk to ask how our library professionals decide which books to buy. It’s a good question with an answer that involves a multi-step process and a goal to ensure our library meshes with the community it serves, including: • Providing popular materials of current social and cultural interest for recreational purposes. • Offering informational resources on topics related to work, school, and personal life. • Being a center for life-long learning. • Assisting and supporting literacy for all ages. • Helping patrons understand and use library technology, such as our popular Libby and Hoopla apps.
To meet our collection goal, our library professionals work to create a collection of items that reflects diversity of ideas and authors — and is representative of our USC population. For example, the most popular genres of fiction in USC are “Mystery” and “Thriller,” so you’ll find more of these books on our shelves than books of other genres.
When choosing books, we also: • Consider demographics, such as age and education level. • Examine what’s popular, relevant, considered a “classic,” and are award winners. • Assess what best conveys a range of human experience, not only in our township and city, but also throughout the U.S. and world. • Evaluate how a new item fits into our existing collection and relates to similar material on the same subject both in our library and the county. • Pay attention to book, movie, and music critics and reviewers, especially in trade publications, such as Booklist,
Publishers Weekly, and the Library Journal. • Consider an author’s reputation and significance. • Take your suggestions to heart.
And of course, we do all of this within the parameters of our annual budget.
We’re happy to work hard on your behalf to give you a library that meets your needs, including offering what’s popular, what’s local, what’s global, what’s educational, what’s requested, and what’s enlightening. Stop by soon and peruse a collection of books, movies, music, and more curated with you in mind.
Until next time,
Chris
This summer was unlike any previous summer at Upper St. Clair Township Library. With a bit of ingenuity, the kids library was able to put on some great in-person activity times in addition to the ZOOM programs offered weekly. Check out some of the fun below!
Miss Colleen visited the Aquatics Department of the Community & Recreation Center at Boyce Mayview Park for some summer fun story times.
Library staff put up weekly story strolls at Boyce Mayview Park. Each book was centered around an ocean topic to go along with the 2022 Oceans of Possibilities summer reading theme. Themed story strolls will continue during the fall and spring. Both Miss Colleen and Miss Sheri began monthly visits to the playroom at the Community & Recreation Center at Boyce Mayview Park. These visits will continue throughout the year.
Miss Sheri developed a variety of code hunts through nearby Wiltshire Park.
Children of all ages were able to use their skills to decode messages she left out for them.
Members of the Pittsburgh Chinese Association Youth Center presented books donated by Upper St. Clair families as part of their Asian American Pacific Islander Book Drive.
Miss Colleen and Miss Sheri made weekly outreach visits to Camp St. Clair. Campers were able to enjoy a story and activity from the library.
Children enjoyed a variety of yard games and activities at Kids Fun & Games Day held in August at Municipal Park. During Make a Mess at Municipal Park Messy STEM, children were able to experiment with chemical reactions, engineering, and more.
During July, a variety of messy experimental art projects were offered to children during Make a Mess at Municipal Park Messy Art.
USC Township Library Hours
Monday: 10 a.m.–7 p.m. Tuesday: 10 a.m.–5 p.m. Wednesday: 10 a.m.–7 p.m. Thursday: 10 a.m.–5 p.m. Friday: 10 a.m.–5 p.m. Saturday: 10 a.m.–5 p.m. Holiday Closures Thanksgiving: Closed Thursday, Friday;
November 24, 25 Christmas: Closed Friday, Saturday, Sunday,
Monday, December 23, 24, 25, 26 New Year’s: Closed Friday, Saturday, Sunday,
Monday; December 30, 31; January 1, 2
Library hours are subject to change; please call or visit the library’s website for hours of operation. 412-835-5540 twpusc.org/library
Calligraphy Class with Rivers of Steel (In-Person Event) Saturday, November 19, 2022, 1–4 p.m.
Join Rivers of Steel artist, Ben Aysan, for a Calligraphy workshop where he will introduce attendees to the “rules” of lettering and demonstrate his handwriting and graphical techniques. Learn to push your pen to its full potential at the McLaughlin Run Activity Center. Limited to 10 participants. There is a supply fee of $10 for this program. Please pay at the library before you are considered fully registered.
Ben has created works for Governor Tom Wolf and taught with organizations like Erie Arts and Culture and Rivers of Steel.
Estate Planning with an Elder Law Focus (Zoom Event) Wednesday, November 30, 2022, 6–7 p.m.
Join attorney Christine Brown Murphy for a discussion of the essential estate planning documents to have in place as you age. Also, to be discussed are the important considerations when planning to pay for long term care.
Write Your Book! (Zoom Event) Wednesday, December 7, 2022, 6–7 p.m.
Join Hank Walshak, president of Walshak Communications, Inc. for a class on how to write your book! Learn a sixstep method that makes writing simpler than you could imagine and gives you the motivation you need to start writing and finish your book. In the process, you’ll become the successful author you were meant to be.
Try-It Tuesday: Decoupaged DVD/CD (In-Person Event) Tuesday, December 13, 2022, 11:30 a.m.–1p.m.
Try-It Tuesday, with local artist Judé Ernest, is a regular monthly USC Library Adult in-person art program. Each Try-It program is Make-It and Take-It and is specially developed to provide an introduction and the fundamentals for creating a variety of crafts.
This month we will do decoupaged DVD/CD and learn the art of surface decorating on DVD/CDs using paper, tissue, and glue. You will learn how to prepare your surface, select materials and what glues to use. Registration required. Limited to 15 participants. If you are unable to make it, please cancel ahead of time to allow for more participants. This event will be held at the McLaughlin Run Activity Center down the street from the library. A $5 donation is suggested.
Holiday Cookie Decorating Class with Sarah Wray (In-Person Event) Wednesday, December 14, 2022, 6:30–8 p.m.
Join Sarah Wray for a fun-filled holiday cookie decorating demo at the McLaughlin Run Activity Center. Come spend an evening learning how to decorate fancy holiday cookies with royal icing. Each participant will receive a dozen cookies, decorating supplies, and a step-by-step instruction along the way. Grab a friend, significant other, family member, or just come by yourself to this fun hands-on evening! Limited to 12 participants. There is a $10 supply fee to be paid at the library before you are considered fully registered for this class.
USC Mental Health Series: Depression (Zoom Event) Wednesday, January 4, 2023, 6–7 p.m.
Join St. Clair Health for our new series on mental health. In this program we’ll discuss depression, the symptoms and diagnosis of different depressive disorders, as well as various treatments for these conditions.
Try-It Tuesday: Glass Refrigerator Magnets (In-Person Event) Tuesday, January 10, 2023, 11:30 a.m.–1 p.m.
This month we will do glass refrigerator magnets. These easy decorative photo magnets are so simple to make, use and gift. The techniques you will learn are the basis for all sorts of magnetic creations. Limited to 15 participants. A $5 donation is suggested.
Allegheny Parks presents: The History of South Park (Zoom Event) Wednesday, January 11, 2023, 6–7 p.m.
Discover the history of the Allegheny County parks. Learn about South Park history and discover fascinating insights into the Oliver Miller Homestead in South Park and how it played a part in the famous Whiskey Rebellion.
Credit with the Financial Empowerment Center (Zoom Event) Wednesday, January 18, 2023, 6–7 p.m.
The end of the student loan forgiveness program is at hand. How prepared do you feel to take up those payments again? Join the Pittsburgh Financial Empowerment Center for a discussion about how to best budget your money to help you tackle all your expenses.
The Pittsburgh Financial Empowerment Center offers professional financial counseling as a free public service. We help clients build their savings, establish, and improve their credit, take control of their debt, connect to safe and affordable financial products, and provide you with the tools and resources to achieve your financial goals.
Cooking with Kathy: Beef Stew in the InstantPot (Zoom Event) Wednesday, January 25, 2023, 6:30–8 p.m.
Do you have a recent or not-so-recent gift of an InstantPot that is getting dusty from lack of use? Join Kathy Wolper for a
demo of the features and benefits of the IP as she demonstrates how to make beef stew.
Tuskegee Airman with Glenn Flickinger (Zoom Event) Wednesday, February 1, 2023, 6:30–8 p.m.
Kick off Black History Month with the Upper Saint Clair Township Library. Join historian and veterans breakfast club host Glenn Flickinger for a program on the history of the Tuskegee Airman through the story of one its youngest pilots: Colonel Harry Stuart. Learn all about this combat fighter pilot, Top Gun pilot and Distinguished Flying Cross recipient in this informative and fun presentation.
Winter Birds: Bald Eagles with the Audubon Society of Western PA (Zoom Event) Wednesday, February 8, 2023, 6–7 p.m.
Join the Audubon Society of Western Pennsylvania for an informative program on the Bald Eagle, the avian representation of the United States. Learn about their ecology, decline, restoration and triumphant return, and our very own Hays Bald Eagle camera.
USC Mental Health Series: Anxiety and OCD (Zoom Event) Thursday, February 9, 2023, 6–7 p.m.
Join St. Clair Health’s mental health social worker, Alison Mazefsky for a discussion on anxiety. Alison will speak about the symptoms and effective treatments, the differences in day-to-day anxiety versus anxiety disorders, and ways of coping with heightened anxiety.
Try-It Tuesday: Scratch Off Art (In-Person Event) Tuesday, February 14, 2023, 11:30 a.m.–1 p.m.
This month we will do scratch off art. You will learn how to use a sharp tool to engrave and expose a hidden surface message and create your scratch art masterpiece. Use crayons, oil pastels and acrylic paint to create a custom scratchboard or scratch off tags. Limited to 15 participants. A $5 donation is suggested.
Journey through the Arts (Zoom Event) Wednesday, February 15, 2023, 6–7 p.m.
Come and join the August Wilson African American Cultural Center’s Cathyrn Calhoun for a discussion on being a cultural arts center that celebrates Black culture through art, literature, theater, and dance.
Cathryn Calhoun is the senior education and community engagement manager at the August Wilson African American Cultural Center.
Valentine’s Day Cooking Demo with Sarah Wray (In-Person Event) Thursday, February 16, 2023, 6–7 p.m.
Check the library’s social media feed for more information closer to the program date.
I’m Right Here: 10 Ways to Get Help for Hoarding and Chronic Disorganization (Zoom Event) Wednesday, February 22, 2023, 6–7 p.m.
Join certified professional organizer Jill Yesko for a discussion on hoarding and chronic disorganization. There are times we all grapple with household clutter and feel disorganized. But when chronic disorganization or hoarding behavior seriously impacts the quality of our lives or the lives of people we care about, compassionate, professional intervention can help. Learn how in this informative presentation.
Certified professional organizer Jill Yesko is the author of I’m Right Here: 10 Ways to Get Help for Hoarding and Chronic Disorganization. She founded Discover Organizing 20 years ago and has worked with more than 4,000 families or businesses in organizing or downsizing their spaces. With a background in social work, she recognizes some of the brain-based challenges that may contribute to chronic disorganization such as a traumatic life event, depression, anxiety, or attention deficit disorder. She shares resources for help and strategies that work for adults who struggle with chronic disorganization, as well as their family or long-term caregivers.
Long before white granulated sugar graced our stores in abundance, people in western PA relied on the mighty maple to supply our local sugar. This program looks at the history of maple sugaring through time—from native Americans and settlers to the modern-day sugar and syrup production in Pennsylvania.
Survival Skills with Allegheny County Parks (In-Person Event) Wednesday, March 8, 2023, 11:30 a.m.–1 p.m.
What do you do if you become lost in the forest? Learn about basic woodland survival skills in the forest and what to do if you become lost. Learn how to start an emergency fire, how to find water, and how to plan and prepare to avoid getting lost, or to be ready in case you do. There is a fee of $7 per participant for this program. Participants receive a small fire-starting kit. Limited to 20 people. Meet at South Park–Cottage.
Winter storm emergencies are just that—emergencies. The Township of Upper St. Clair’s administrative staff, Police Department, and Public Works Department are on call 24 hours a day to help residents and businesses by making the streets safe.
During the winter season, Township residents are asked to be patient and understanding. To help the Police and Public Works Department during storms, the Township asks the cooperation of residents in the following areas: 1. Keep calls concerning snow removal to a minimum. Public Works and Police phone lines need to be kept open for emergency calls only during storm situations. The Township is as eager as you are to have the streets cleared quickly. Major roads, including Route 19, Boyce Road, McLaughlin Run Road,
Lesnett Road, McMillan Road, Fort
Couch Road, and Mayview Road, are plowed first as a matter of public safety and for emergency vehicles. 2. Do not shovel or plow snow back into the streets. This is a violation of the
Pennsylvania Vehicle Code and creates additional traffic safety problems. 3. When streets are plowed, snow will be pushed in front of driveways.
Unfortunately, there is no other place for the snow to go. 4. The Public Works Department is not permitted to assist residents by clearing driveways, sidewalks, or paths to mailboxes. Public Works employees work as many hours as necessary to make streets, inlets, cul-de-sacs, Township owned sidewalks, and parking lots safe for all vehicles and pedestrians. 5. Under emergency situations, there may be delays or cancellations of garbage collection and recycling pickup. Please do not call the Township during a snow emergency to ask about garbage collection. Until the snow situation is under control, it is impossible to say when garbage collection will be back on schedule. Check Cable 7 or the
Township’s website at twpusc.org for information on garbage collection.
6. The Township cannot recommend contractors or companies that provide private snow removal. Please refer to advertising publications. 7. The Township receives numerous calls regarding sidewalks not being adequately maintained during heavy snow periods.
Sidewalks with unshoveled snow may cause problems for residents, school Township, including Route 19, Boyce Road, Mayview Road, Lesnett Road, McLaughlin Run Road, Fort Couch Road, and McMillan Road. It does not have maintenance responsibilities for Allegheny County-owned roadways, including Painters Run Road, Bethel Church Road, and Drake Road.
Some considerations regarding the snow removal services that you receive as a resident of USC include: 1. The Public Works Department must be alert to air temperatures and road surface temperatures. Sodium chloride (rock salt) is effective to about 23°
Fahrenheit. At temperatures below 23°, road surfaces will require additions of liquid calcium chloride. Traffic causes rock salt to act more quickly, so streets with heavier traffic will show the results of sodium chloride application sooner than less traveled roadways. 2. The Township contracts with a weather consulting company, which provides advanced weather forecasting. 3. Peak traffic occurs between the hours of 6–9 a.m. and 3–6 p.m. Decisions to delay school must be made by school administration. 4. The Public Works Department minimizes the use of chemicals by plowing whenever possible. Generally, accumulations over one inch with additional snow predicted may require plowing as dictated by temperature. 5. Constant monitoring of road conditions helps the Public Works administration coordinate snow removal actions to ensure total roadway coverage. All snow removal vehicle drivers assist and back each other up to ensure effective roadway salting and plowing. 6. Walks will be cleared at the Township building (including the library entrance) C&RC, MAC, and tennis bubbles as soon as possible. The
Recreation Department’s schedule is checked to ensure clear walkways prior to scheduled activities. 7. Excessive snow may require opening of inlets or location of fire plugs. 8. The Public Works Department has instituted an anti-icing process into the snow removal operation. This process consists of applying manufactured salt brine to the roadways prior to a storm event. As you encounter these Public
Works’ trucks applying the product, please give them the space and rightof-way needed.
children, mail carriers, delivery persons, etc. Chapter 109 of the Township Code states that the standard removal time of snow and ice from sidewalks is within 12 hours after the snow or ice has ceased to fall or be formed. There are several
Township-owned sidewalks that are posted “No Winter Maintenance” and are not covered under this ordinance. 8. Please keep fire hydrants clear of snow.
They are for your safety. 9. Cars can be towed if they restrict
access for snow removal vehicles, per
Chapter 120A of the Township Code,
which states: Whenever any vehicle shall be found wrecked, abandoned, restricting access of emergency or snow removal vehicles or parked or used in violation of laws and ordinances now or hereafter in force, such vehicles shall be removed by authorized township employees or by a contract tower upon authorization of the Township Manager or his designated representative to the township pound, garage or lot. The Township Manager or his designated representative may direct the towing of a vehicle to any township designated pound, garage or lot for the purpose of police investigation.
Public Works Snow Removal—How it Works
The Public Works Department is on call 24 hours a day to help residents with snow removal emergencies and related situations. During severe snow situations where plowing is needed, the main state and Township roads have priority, which in some cases requires residential roadways to be designated secondary priority.
The department deploys 16 trucks equipped with salt spreaders and plows to clear approximately 110 miles of roadway, all Township-owned parking lots, buildings, and all School District parking lots.
The department is currently contracted to perform snow and ice removal on all state-owned roadways within the
Jay Lynch
When I was an Upper St. Clair High School senior in the politically turbulent ’60s and ’70s, one of my favorite classes was a relevant blend of social studies and political science taught by Jim Mooney. He educated us about civil rights and democratic freedoms with creative techniques and a fondness for the Socratic method, which encouraged student participation and open debate. Sometimes, I took the opportunity for verbal deliberation a little too far. As my high school days were coming to an end, I was becoming nervous about getting into a good college. While I lacked the intelligence, grades, and discipline necessary to secure admission to an Ivy League school, my guidance counselor said it was remotely possible, which was all I needed to fuel my ungrounded fantasy. My teenage vision was that getting into an Ivy League school would assure a career that could change the world for the better and earnings that would support a refrigerator stocked with Heineken. To keep the dream alive, I’d have to deliver straight A’s in the first semester of my senior year.
As finals week approached, I was confident that I’d get A’s in most of my courses but risked getting a B in Mr. Mooney’s class unless I could score at least 90% on the final exam. I studied
diligently for the test when I wasn’t distracted by Mad magazine or Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In. However, the exam was more difficult than I had expected. I broke out in a cold sweat as I read questions that used jargon I’d never heard before (was I absent that day?) and the classroom clock seemed to be moving at breakneck speed. Even with my best guesses and fanciest fabrications, I knew I was in trouble. My hopes of getting a 90 were vanishing along with my Jane Gallagher collegiate career and lager ambitions. But there was hope: the five-point bonus question Mr. Mooney would disclose near the end of allotted times for tests and quizzes. With about 10 minutes remaining in the final exam, Mr. Mooney wrote the bonus question on the blackboard. My heart sank. It was absurdly obscure, and I had no chance of getting it right. I wasn’t alone in my dismay, as the whole class groaned in unison. Mr. Mooney admitted that it was too difficult and started to erase it, promising a new, less challenging question. I was relieved, until my good friend, Jane Gallagher, who sat directly in front of me, raised her hand. I feared the worst. Although Jane was a brilliant student and kind to a fault, her adherence to propriety would irk me at times. She said, “Mr. Mooney, I happen to know the answer to the bonus question. If you change it, I might not know the answer to the new question. That would be unfair.”
Mr. Mooney The class roundly booed her, and I kicked the back of her chair with my anger-driven penny loafer. She turned around and gave me the dirty look I expected, and then folded her arms in polite defiance as Mr. Mooney spoke: “Jane’s right. I can’t change the question. It would be the kind of academic discrimination we learned about in this course, and it would be wrong.” Without raising my hand, I fired back, “Mr. Mooney, we all
know that Jane’s the smartest kid in the class. She’ll get 100 on this exam, so she doesn’t need the bonus points. But the rest of us do. Changing the question won’t be academic discrimination; it’ll be affirmative action on behalf of those of us who aren’t as smart as Jane.”
He responded in a stern voice, “Mr. Lynch (he called you by your last name when he was angry), you’re butchering the concept of affirmative action and I’m NOT changing the question.”
With persistence, I said, “How ‘bout two bonus questions? Let Jane have her question and give us another…a political compromise to please both the common masses and the privileged.”
Mr. Mooney was running out of patience, and said, “Mr. Lynch, if you had mastered the subject matter, you wouldn’t be worried about bonus points. Are you going to be a guy who refuses to get a job and hopes to pay his rent by playing the daily number?
I sheepishly said, “No sir,” but clandestinely gave Jane’s chair one more jolt before the bell rang, ending the exam. As we left the classroom, she sneered at me, saying, “You embarrassed me, you creep,” and walked off in a huff.
When Mr. Mooney posted the final exam scores, I wasn’t surprised. I got an 85 and Jane got a 105. My inadequate study habits and ineffective classroom debate tactics had predictable consequences: no straight A’s, an irritated teacher, and vanquished, if irrational, Ivy League aspirations. By the end of the school year I was admitted to a very good college. I earned a diploma and enjoyed a fine career; but my refrigerator has always been stocked with more-affordable Budweiser, which, of course, I blame on Jane Gallagher. When I saw her at our recent 50th High School reunion, I reminded her of the event and told her I was still upset. As always, Jane had done her homework. She said, “I thought you might bring it up, so I brought you a little gift.” She pulled a lottery ticket out of her pocket with a post-it note attached that said, “For your rent.” What’s the message for today’s students? Hit the books diligently and you’ll never have to rely on bonus questions. And a studious classmate won’t tease you 50 years later. n
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