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The University of Vermont’s independent voice since 1883

NEWS Meet Interim President Bramley

BARLEY BELTS IT UVM student Devon Barley. a recent contender on “The Voice” performs with the Top Cats

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Hurricane Irene sweeps Burlington

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LIFE

The Princeton Review ranks UVM

6-7

Flood waters roar down the Winooski River near the downtown bridge on Monday, Aug. 28.

ARTS

Grace Potter performs at Grand Point North

8-9

SPECTACLE Week of welcome festivities

OPINION Fogel’s tarnished legacy

12-13 DISTRACT A day in the life

SPORTS

Looking ahead at fall season

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JAMIE LENT The Vermont Cynic

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Student reactions “I am surprised that UVM is not ranked higher in the Birkenstock-Wearing category. Judging from a routine walk through campus, it seems like the majority of students are the ‘crunchy’ stereotype and there is nearly always some sort of campaign to reduce bottle usage on campus or some other effort to recycle. UVM dining services always have good vegetarian options too. One statistic that I am surprised about is that we are No. 19 party school in America. After The Princeton Review was released, friends and I were very shocked about this particular ranking. This is shocking because come January, it seems that many students choose to stay indoors and do not leave their residence halls or own apartments due to

the frigid weather.” Kate Woodcome Senior “I almost think the image UVM tries to portray creates these stereotypes about the student population that are true, but not necessarily for as large a portion of the student body as it would seem. There are definitely a lot of wannabe hippies at UVM, but there are also a lot of preppy suburbanites and jocks. In some senses I feel like the image UVM tries to create for its student body just makes outsiders looking in just see that part of the “UVM culture,” while also allowing the students who don’t fit those stereotypes to almost feel as though they do. I would actually think that the “reefer madness” one would be higher. I

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Top Left: Ryanhood plays to a packed house at Brennan’s Pub on Monday, Aug. 29 as part of Program Board’s Week of Welcome. Top Right and Bottom: Students dance to the sounds of Groove Boston on the botton floor of the Davis Center on Saturday, Aug. 27.

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