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Fogel gets $700 chair
Fire blazes on Pearl St.
1-3 LIFE
How to: go home again
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Artists make art from trash
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Stanley Cup comes to Burlington
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Other Crime A male went missing in the Patrick Gym on Aug. 28, but was later located. A trespass notice was issued to a UVM student on Aug. 29 because he/she was arrested in Burlington for domestic violence.
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Theft A wallet was taken from a dorm room in Hamilton Hall Aug. 30. Clothing items and textbooks were stolen from the Christie parking lot during move-in day.
Drugs and alcohol Marijuana was confiscated from a student in Buckham Hall on Aug. 26. Students were found underage drinking in Living/Learning Center on Aug. 30. A student was apprehended in the Davis Center for public intoxication and sent to Act 1 detox on Aug. 27.
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THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 2011
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OPINION
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 2011
COLUMNISTS
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Student athletes
I survived Irene by ...
Doing arts and crafts and going to the movies
On my day with the Stanley Cup I would ...
Before a game/match I ...
Eat Lucky Charms out of it
The best part of my summer was ...
Making money Look over quotes
Jill Dellipriscoli, junior Women’s soccer defender
Not going outside John Little, senior Men’s cross country
Eating a lot of chocolate and sleeping Yannick Lewis, senior Men’s soccer defender
Take the cup out to a fancy restaurant, maybe even a movie if the mood was right
Usually listen to some Modest Mouse to get my mind read for the next 25-30 minutes of pain that is to come.
Going whitewater canoeing in some New Hampshire rapids
Tie it onto a chain and wear it around my neck
My favorite songs and stretch
Being able to sleep in
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UVM athlete spotlight of the week Position: Goalkeeper Height: 6’4” Weight: 190 pounds Class: Junior Hometown: Essex, Vt. High School: Essex High School Accomplishments at UVM:
Friday
9/2
Saturday 9/3
Women’s soccer vs. Iona Field hockey W 1-0 @ Hofstra W 2-1
Sunday
9/4
Monday 9/5
Women’s Field hockey @ soccer @ Colgate Boston College W 2-1 (2 OT) L 5-0
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#1 Dave Ramada — men’s soccer
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Thursday
9/8
Women’s soccer @ Dartmouth Hanover, N.H. 7 p.m.
Friday Men’s soccer vs. Colgate Burlington 4 p.m.
9/9
Saturday 9/10 Field hockey vs. Cornell Burlington 2 p.m.