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The University of Vermont’s independent voice since 1883

NEWS University green under construction

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LIFE

Changing downtown restaurant scene

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ARTS

North beach raves in silence

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DISTRACT Camp morning wood

OPINION

A Zoo, in your home

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Remember, reflect, mourn

Governor joins students at 9/11 candlelight vigil

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SPORTS Men’s soccer update

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ELLIOT DEBRUYN The Vermont Cynic

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NEWS

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, 2011

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JONATHAN POLSON The Vermont Cynic

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Theft

A bicycle was stolen from the bike rack outside Marsh Hall on Sept. 8. Medication pills were stolen from a dorm room in Christie Hall on Sept. 8.

Injury A UVM student was transported to the hospital for wounds to the head, hands and legs from a fall near the Davis Circle on Sept. 9.

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Drugs/alcohol Marijuana and drugrelated objects were confiscated from a student in the Catholic Center on Sept. 10. A student was charged with underage drinking, having an open container and littering outside John Dewey Hall on Sept. 10. Marijuana and drugrelated objects were found in a bathroom in Millis Hall on Sept. 10. A UVM student was charged for intoxication in the Davis Center and brought to the correctional center on Sept. 11.

Suspicious events A student was charged with public urination near the Mansfield House on Sept. 10. A person was reported for driving a golf cart on the roadway near Coolidge Hall.

NEWS

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, 2011

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BECCA GOLDSTEIN The Vermont Cynic

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Catamount Store: reflecting on a year

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â&#x20AC;&#x153;We wanted to expose more people to UVM products, but the Davis Center is designated for students, not tourists.â&#x20AC;? Jay Menninger Catamount Store general manager

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Large 4 bedroom house at 163 Maple Street, 2 baths, parking, laundry, $2200.00; Nice, big 4 bedroom at 515 S. Union Street, garage, laundry, $2200. Both houses available now. Also, 3 bedroom condo at 31 Hyde Street, gas heat, parking, laundry, $1500.00, available October 1st. NO DOGS. Call Cassidy Properties 802-8627467

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The Academic Affairs Committee is continuing their efforts to make course evaluations public documents and available to students. The committee is also looking into the possibility that UVM broke federal law by releasing ISBN numbers before classes began. The Legislative Action Committee is focusing on getting students to register to vote for the upcoming elections. It is also working with the Office of Student and Community Relations to come up with ways to lower off-campus noise levels. The Public Relations Committee is working on a new Vermont Student Opinion Poll that will highlight main issues on campus. The Student Action Committee is continuing its efforts in suggesting that the Red Cross remove a policy that bans gay men from donating blood. The Student Activities Committee is working with clubs to arrange meeting times and also to increase the visibility of those meetings, mainly through partnering with UVM.edu/BORED. The Finance Committee is meeting with clubs and organizations for hearings related to proposed finacnes and possible trips.

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THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, 2011

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S P O RT S

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, 2011

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S P O RT S

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, 2011

UVM athlete spotlight of the week Position: Forward Height: 5’6” Class: Senior Hometown: Hampton, N.H. High School: Governor Dummer Academy Accomplishments at UVM:

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Cross Country @ UMass Invitational Amherst, Mass. 11 a.m.

Men’s soccer vs. Harvard Burlington 1 p.m.

Women’s soccer @ Yale New Haven, Conn. 7 p.m.

Field hockey @ Monmouth West Long Branch, N.J. 12 p.m.

Field Hockey @ Lafayette Easton, Pa. 1 p.m.

Monday 9/20 Women’s Soccer @ Siena Loudonville, N.Y. 4 p.m.