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Drugs/alcohol UVM students were caught in posession of alcohol near Patterson Hall on Sept. 22. Drug-related objects were confiscated and destroyed near University Heights woods on Sept. 22.
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Suspicious events UVM students were caught attempting to go on the roof of the Cook Physical Science Building on Sept. 21. A person was found sleeping on the front porch of the John Dewey Building on Sept. 20. UVM students were caught attempting to go on the roof of Christie Hall on Sept. 23.
A window was smashed out on the second floor stairwell of Jeanne Mance Hall on Sept. 23. Graffiti was drawn with a black marker on the third floor stairwell of Billings on Sept. 21.
Rescue calls A person fainted and received medical assist in the Rowell Building on Sept. 22.
Theft An iPhone was stolen in Billings on Sept. 22. A bike tire was stolen from the University Heights North bike rack on Sept. 22.
CORRECTIONS
Last week’s ediorial cartoon was incorrectly attributed. The illustrator was Lilly Xian. In distractions, College Life by Rodney Rhea is the bottom left comic, while Camp Morning Wood by Scott Womer is on the bottom right.
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MICHAEL CHAUCER-TORELLO The Vermont Cynic
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THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, 2011
DJ duo talks dubstep culture
Zeds Dead prepares to liven up B-town music scene
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THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, 2011
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SARAH STICKLE The Vermont Cynic
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THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, 2011
Miller, Panda turn up the heat
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THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, 2011
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Camp Morning Wood by Scott Womer
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Wonderland by Alice Tonry
College Life by Rodney Rhea
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MICHAEL CHAUCER-TORELLO The Vermont Cynic
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Saturday 10/1
Men’s soccer vs. Binghamton Burlington 1 p.m. Women’s hockey vs. McGill Burlington 4 p.m.
Sunday Field hockey @ Boston U Boston 3:30 p.m.
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Women’s soccer @ UMBC Catonsville, Md. 1 p.m
Tuesday 10/4 Men’s soccer @ Dartmouth Hanover, N.H. 7 p.m.
Field hockey @ Harvard Cambridge, Mass. 2 p.m.
UVM athlete spotlight of the week #3 Ellie Mills — Women’s soccer
Position: Forward Height: 5’5” Class: Sophomore Hometown: Arlington, Va. High School: Washington-Lee High School Accomplishments at UVM: #$%%&'&()*+,'-.+')/%0'1)2%'$/'2'!34'&.5-)5-')6+*' !"#$%&'(##)&*$&"+,&-(."&/01,&#2&3,0/4,&530%&!,5"6& 786&9+*.&*.&+,(&.,:#$;&/#03&#2&"+,&.,0.#$&0$;&#2&+,(& :0(,,(6&&
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