Questions to ask your Uber Driver instead of “busy night? - Megan Rundle

Questions to ask your Uber Driver instead of “busy night?”

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So you’ve decided to be the alpha on tonight’s adventure out in the town. The weaklings have crawled into the backseat, maybe even the fake seats in the boot, to avoid the terrifying front with the Uber driver. But you – you’re obviously the natural born leader of the group, Destiny’s Child’s Beyonce, the Wiggles’ yellow Wiggle (Greg). The front doesn’t scare you! But there’s one thing you’ve never been able to master: that dreaded conversation starter that will determine whether you’re just the everyday classic front seat rider OR a master in the art of Uber conversation. Luckily for you, I’ve put together a few questions to take you to the next level. You’ll be less of an Uber amateur and more of an Uber conversational beast.

How fast does this thing go?

The Uber driver is obviously an expert in cars, and you wouldn’t want them to think they’re sitting next to some idiot. This question allows you to not only appear as an eager motorhead but also allows you to possibly experience a wild ride that will not only benefit you but everyone on board. The most epic answer to this question would be “check this out” and then they speed down Mitchell Freeway, getting you and your passengers to the front of The Court line as soon as possible. Don’t worry, if they ask how fast your car is, just joke: “never fast enough hey?” - or something to pretend like you know what you’re talking about.

Do you mind if I play my “After Speeches: 21st” playlist?

The fun thing about this question is the answer will always be yes. Everyone loves hearing about your 21st that was six months ago and how much of a banger it was. The Uber driver wasn’t there but they sure will feel like it after they hear your set of rocking tunes. Yes, I have the whole Olivia Rodrigo soundtrack on there and the Uber driver will learn to bloody love it.

What’s your most embarrassing sex story?

Everyone’s got one and they’re always bound to be great. Yes, it may seem a little personal but if the Uber driver is into it, you and your mates will be laughing the whole car ride. For a bit of extra spice, try asking the follow-up question: “do you still know the person?” Sort of like a: “where are they now” episode to the original series. Never disappoints.

Do you know any famous people?

I stop at nothing when it comes to networking so why would I stop for a fifteen-minute car ride? Everyone knows someone, so put in the WORK. I once met someone who knew James Corden and I’ve now been featured as an extra in every movie musical since 2015. Nah, not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?

Gossip Girl reboot: unnecessary or a brilliant piece of television that perfectly summarises influencer culture?

Tread carefully with this one, as this question will really get the car talking! Yes, there might be a correct answer, and if the Uber driver says the wrong answer…well let’s just say Ola will be seeing a rise in profits.

Well, there you have it folks! A large variety of questions to help you absolutely dominate the front seat. Your driver won’t even want to drop you off after these ice breakers! Good luck and remember…it’s always gonna be a busy night so there’s no point asking, buddy.