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Broken policies causes UWSA to cancel election

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The UWSA cancelled its general election last week and are expected to rescheduled it for later this month • photo Natasha Marar

JONLIEDTKE associate news editor __________________________ NATASHAMARAR editor-in-chief __________________________

s if exam season wasn’t stressful enough, students will likely vote in their new representatives a month late due to council scrapping the March general election. The University of Windsor Students’ Alliance had plans to run two new executive positions in the upcoming undergraduate student election; expanding its senior team from four to six. Following a heated council meeting last Thursday, the UWSA revealed they had in fact broken policy by not finalizing the process at the Internal Policy Committee before putting a call out for nominations. IPC attempted to meet to approve the two new executive positions last Friday, but failed to reach quorum with its 16 members. Deputy Returning Officer Jordan Renaud resigned from his position Tuesday, saying he has reason to suspect corruption and influence are hindering the election. “The drama has just increased internally to a level that I can’t bare anymore. It’s starting to take a toil on my relationships ... it’s got to a point where I said, ‘This is not worth it,’” he said. “In the next administration there may be a place for me, but for now, it’s over.” Mike Maher, council chair, said at last week’s council meeting. “The election has been called upon bylaws that don’t exist. So as far as I’m concerned, you don’t have an election right now. The motion (to run the new executive positions in the election) should have been ruled out of order because the bylaws weren’t in place.” Mohammad Akbar, vice-president university affairs, said the UWSA’s lawyer “presented a viable option and council ignored it.”

In a legal statement to the UWSA, lawyer Thomas Porter, said, “... It would be presumptuous and in violation of the wording and spirit of your constitution to include new executive positions on an election ballot prior to formal approval of the bylaw that would authorize the creation of the positions.” “Council should reconsider the matter and either amend the ... decision or defer the creation of new executive positions ...,” he added. Porter suggested that if the UWSA council wants to include the two executive positions on the election ballot they should including wording that the positions are “conditional upon bylaw amendments being deliberated upon and approved in accordance with the UWSA constitution prior to the election date to allow for the creation of the new executive positions.”

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During the chaotic council meeting, a motion was brought forward by a UWSA member to fire current chief returning officer Ebenezer Fordjour. It was alleged during the meeting that Fordjour had failed to perform his job duties. UWSA president Kimberly Orr claimed that he had not read the bylaws nor his job description, which has led to numerous problems throughout the year. The byelection was “awful,” according to Alyssa Atkins, vice-president administration. She said she often had difficulty communicating with Fordjour. Fordjour, who was also in charge of last October’s byelection, wasn’t at the Thursday evening meeting. Members of council said it was unfair to vote to remove him from office as he wasn’t in attendance.

The election has been called upon bylaws that don’t exist. So as far as I’m concerned, you don’t have an election right now Erik Pigeon, vice-president finance and operations, declared at the meeting, “We did something that is illegal. We have to right our wrongs. We have to change our timeline (for the election).” It was also discovered by The Lance that the IPC has been functioning without a mandate, and as such, illegitimately since its membership (UWSA senators, councilors and board members) was not ratified last June, following the previous general election. Akbar doesn’t believe the election will be rescheduled until final exams, which places current executives seeking re-election at an advantage over those who must remain focused on their studies, as most executives attend university part-time and would be able to focus more on campaigning.

MIKEMAHER CHAIR, UWSA COUNCIL

“I think this motion is shameful,” said Pigeon, referring to the fact that Fordjour wasn’t present. If removed as CRO, the election duties would fall on Atkins. Pigeon took issue with this arrangement, saying she has been helping current candidates with their campaigns which demonstrates bias. “How can she also be a CRO? It seems like a conflict of interest.” The motion to fire Fordjour was suspended after a councillor left the meeting and quorum was lost. Council will meet again Thursday to decide Fordjour’s fate and to approve a new election schedule, which would see the nomination period reopened for Feb. 25.

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University joins green network

Environment advocate moves towards sustainability at the University of Windsor FAIZAMIRZA news editor __________________________

he University of Windsor recently became an official member of an international environmental organization— a move described as a prolific achievement by the school’s environment advocate. “It is good to be a part of AASHE (Association for the Advancement of Sustainability in Higher Education) because now it will be easier for us to determine where we stand compared to other Canadian institutions. Over 800 universities are a part of this organization and we all can learn immensely from each other,” said Paul Henshaw, who is also a professor of civil and environmental engineering.

bers include York University, which has an extensive sustainability program comprised of waste and energy management, development of curriculum catering to environmental needs and eco-friendly architecture. University of Ottawa, which was ranked 14th most sustainable university in the world, follows similar practises and has pioneered programs such as Muggy Mondays and EcoNetwork workshops. On being asked how he would rate University of Windsor’s environmental progress Henshaw said, “Well, I think that we have just put our toe in the water. Other universities have showed immense commitment and I think we need to do the same as we go along the way.

In Canada, 39 universities and 21 colleges are part of AASHE. Only 10 of these institutions, however, subscribe to the association’s Sustainability Tracking, Assessment and Rating System. STARS is a self-reporting tool to measure sustainability performance at colleges and universities

Commitment will be the key to success in all our initiatives.” Since resuming office last month, Henshaw has provided counselling to environmental engineering students and oncampus groups ranging from young activists of the Bike Share Advocacy Group to the students of the Visual Arts and Built Environment program.

Many Canadian universities have embraced the philosophy of sustainable campus development. Canadian AASHE mem-

Henshaw organizes meetings with on-campus groups to share ideas and brainstorm together. However, he believes

to make the campus more eco-friendly, participation from campus members needs to increase. Angela Demarse, environmental co-ordinator for University of Windsor’s Ontario Public Interest Research Group, said, “Henshaw is trying to unite the environmental efforts on campus. He should help individuals formalize their environmental efforts and give student groups access to higher level staff at the university to effectively bring about change.” Demarse also emphasized the need for better campus recycling practices in the future. Henshaw calls himself only a facilitator and aims to empower students so that they are able to generate innovative ideas— that will be a contributive factor in the environmental development— and become future advocates. “I would say that there is interest at the higher level — enough to fund my budget and course relief. As we go through the assessment process, widely known as STARS, we will see where the university can improve, and at that time decide whether to take the next step. What I always encourage students to do is to check AASHE’s website and see

what other universities are doing. We must learn from other universities involved in similar activities and getting inspired by their ideas or replicating the same might not be a bad idea,” he added. He is also of the view that professors and teachers have a much bigger role to play in creating awareness about environment and instigating a positive behavioural change amongst university youth. “Faculty members should encourage students to come up with great ideas and proposals. In fact they should try to incorporate sustainability projects into their coursework. Part of my budget will be devoted to green funds and I would really like students to take advantage of this initiative, when available.”

for new buildings have all been developed in a way that is mindful of green concerns. Our expenditures on curriculum also include green projects.” Groarke would like to see the University of Windsor become widely known for its commitment to the environment and sustainability. “Our budget should include significant green projects in our buildings— green walls and roofs, better heating and ventilation systems— but it should also be allocated for courses and research projects which are notable for their commitment to the environment and sustainability.”

Henshaw said that he has yet to determine the budget for the green fund but he said that the money would come from his budget as environment advocate, under the vice-president academic.

“A variety of initiatives, including research projects in the Great Lakes Institute for Environmental Research, the community garden project, our environmental studies programs and the environmental advocate position are leading us in the right direction.”

Leo Groarke, provost and vicepresident academic, supported Henshaw’s statement. “Expenditures on green projects are included in a variety of different budgets. Our budgets

Henshaw hopes to devise a long-term strategy and plan of action for sustainable development before his term expires in Janunary 2015.

UWindsor researchers tackle HIV vulnerable youth groups JONLIEDTKE associate news editor __________________________

niversity of Windsor researchers are teaming up with local non-profits to study the increased risk of HIV/AIDS among African, Caribbean and black (ACB) youth in Windsor-Essex. The ACB research project involves using surveys, interviews and focus groups, a community mapping exercise and building partnerships and strategies to combat HIV/ AIDS. The study is a partnership between the University of Windsor, Wilfrid Laurier University, Youth Connection Association, African and Caribbean Council on HIV/AIDS in Ontario and the AIDS Committee of Windsor. “Based on the literature review and the epidemiological data for Canada, we know that

African, Caribbean and black people are more vulnerable to HIV infection than those who are not,” explained Eleanor Maticka-Tyndale, a sociology professor and principal investigator of the study. “The infection rate of that segment of the Canadian population is several (six) times higher than it is in other segments of the population.” With roughly $375,000 in funding, Maticka-Tyndale is attempting to answer why this is the case, determine what the factors are, and how to design programming to address this. The project will examine how experiences make youth vulnerable to HIV infection and how other experiences make youth resilient. The program used ACB youth who were heavily involved in both the fine-tuning and creation of the actual survey and “understanding the youth from

the youth perspective,” said ACB Youth Advisory Committee chair Danait Asgedom. “We give youth the opportunity to be involved ... it is not a bunch of adults saying what youth are doing, it is youth that are being given the opportunity to be informed, empowered and able to take leadership roles.” The program focused on youth because the researchers wanted to “capture young people before they move into that marriage and family stage,” said Asgedom. “What we wanted was young people in that prefamily formation and responsibility stage of their life ... we wanted to tap a population where the majority were not going to be in those long-term relationships because that adds a different dynamic to what is going on.” Maticka-Tyndale added, “After the data is collected, we will hold events to convey the

information back to the community and it will take another year for the survey results. Once we get half of the results, we’ll take a preliminary look and set our directions for the community mapping.” The AIDS Committee of Windsor is a co-partner and researcher for the ACB study, and Lydia Chan, the ACB outreach co-ordinator for the AIDS Committee, said they have “been providing insight in terms of involving some PHA (persons who live with HIV/ AIDS), as well as providing help in terms of confidentiality and navigating issues.” “The ACB study ties into the goals of our programming,” stated Chan, “I go to the community and do educational presentations and outreach activities because the province has recognized that people from the ACB community are disproportionately affected by

HIV and AIDS in Ontario, so they need special focus that is culturally appropriate.” With approximately 710 known cases of HIV in Windsor, Chan explained that “HIV is more common than you would think and it is good to keep in mind that one-third of the population doesn’t know what their status is, so it’s greater than that.” Sarah Davidson, a former outreach manager for the AIDS Committee of Windsor, said, “It’s hard to get any audience, especially young people, to grasp that HIV is an issue everywhere in the world, including our own community. It doesn’t have to do with who you are, but it has to do with your behaviour ... that’s a hard concept for young people to grasp ... the seriousness behind all STIs, including HIV.”

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NATASHAMARAR editor-in-chief _________________________

ex is great but not when you’re unprepared and freaking out about catching a sexually transmitted infection or an unwanted baby. Abstinence is always the safest bet, but for the 86 per cent of Lance readers who say they’re getting down, using birth control is necessary. Judy Wilson, health promotions nurse at the University of Windsor’s Student Health Services, lays down facts about some of the most popular birth control methods ... the cheap, the obscure and the unreliable. CONDOMS Latex and polyurethane condoms are cheap, effective and come in a variety of styles: thin, ribbed, coloured, flavoured. You can get them at any drug or convenience store, and there’s a basket of free one’s at SHS. Don’t store condoms in places that are too hot (your wallet) or cold (your car on a winter day). If used improperly, condoms can break (see Plan B below), so open them with care, use a fresh one for each sexual encounter and, for heaven’s sake, don’t use more than one at a time. Effectiveness: 64 to 85% THE PILL Birth control pills can vary, but the most popular form is a combination (estrogen and progesterone) pill taken daily. The side effects are minimal for most women, and Wilson says the pill is the most effective, well-priced (about $5 a month with the UWSA health plan) and resourceful birth control. The pill is sometimes prescribed to help treat acne and irregular and painful periods. Antibiotics will decrease the pill’s effectiveness, so double up with a condom if you’re taking other drugs (and to protect against STIs). Wilson says the pill is the contraceptive of choice for students at the University of Windsor Effectiveness: 97%

THE PATCH (ORTHO EVRA) When you consider human error with birth control pills (eg. forgetting to take a pill one day), the patch is actually a more effective contraceptive. Ladies, stick this small patch on your arm, back, butt, where ever. Replace it once a week for three weeks and take it off to get your period (kind of sucks, but it’s reassuring that you’re not pregnant). The patch is great, but it doesn’t protect against STIs, so use a condom too. Effectiveness: 99% NUVA RING This flexible plastic ring is inserted into the vagina, where it leeches a combination of progesterone and estrogen over a three-week period. Take it out on week four to get your period. While taking antibiotics with birth control pills makes it less effective, this is not the case with the ring and patch because the hormones enter the blood stream directly, bypassing the stomach, according to Wilson. Some people complain they can feel the ring during intercourse, or that it falls out, but Wilson says this is rare and all you have to do is pop it back in. The ring doesn’t protect against STIs.

into the vagina. Wilson says you have to wait 10 minutes before taking action, but no longer than three hours. If you’re going for round two, remember to use another film. If this is your only form of birth control, Wilson says you should insert two films at once. Vaginal film doesn’t guard against STIs.

FEMALE CONDOM The condom, which looks like a floppy tube, is inserted into the woman. The condom expands outside of the woman to cover the labia and protect against STIs. It can also be used for anal sex. The downside? It’s pretty costly, makes a rustling sound and good luck finding it. Wilson claims it can be purchased at Windsor Essex County Health Unit, but not in area stores.

WITHDRAWAL

DEPO PROVERA

Effectiveness: 18%

Also known as the shot, Depo Provera is a less popular choice for birth control. The woman receives a shot of progesterone once every three months. The upside is that you don’t get a period while on the shot. The downside, it’ll take awhile for a regular menstrual cycle to return after stopping treatments, so you’ll have to wait longer to conceive than if you had been on birth control pills. The shot keeps babies away, but not STIs, so use a condom as well.

PLAN B

This flexible sheet is placed around a finger and inserted

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Effectiveness: 80 to 95%

Effectiveness: 99%

VAGINAL FILM

POSTGRADUATE CERTIFICATE

Effectiveness: 71%

Don’t try this at home. Of course, pulling out while also using another form of birth control can definitely ward off unwanted children. But withdrawal alone is never a safe bet. Plus, it doesn’t protect against STIs.

Effectiveness: 99.7%

ALTERNATIVE DISPUTE RESOLUTION

The morning after pill prevents fertilization, which is great if you’ve had unprotected sex or your birth control failed. This estrogen pill is 95 per cent effective at preventing pregnancy if taken within 24 of having sex. It’s most effective when taken within 72 hours, but Wilson says you can take it up to five days later. You can find it over the counter, including at the pharmacy in the CAW Student Centre. This should not be a regular form of birth control, and because it’s taken after sex, it doesn’t protect against STIs. Effectiveness: 60 to 95%

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Regular sex is great for the mind and the body

An active sex life has been linked to many physical and mental health benefits • photo iStockPhoto

STEPHENHARGREAVES managing editor __________________________

ex does a body (and mind) good.

Various studies suggest that regular sexual intercourse does more for you than you might have thought. A report from Queens University in Belfast published in the British Journal of Urology International found that having sex even a few times a week resulted in improved sense of smell, reduced risk of heart disease, weight loss and overall fitness, reduced depression, the relief or lessening of pain, less frequent colds and flu, better sleep, better bladder control and better teeth. The report also found that men in their 20s can reduce their chance of getting prostate cancer by a third if they ejaculate more than five times a week. Sex can also enhance your

appearance over time. A longterm study of 3,500 people between the ages of 30 and 101, clinical neuropsychologist David Weeks, head of old age psychology at the Royal Edinburgh Hospital in Scotland, found “sex helps you look between four and seven years younger.” There have been numerous studies indicating that excessive repression of sexual instinct can lead to depression, aggression, insensitivity, criminal behaviour and in the theatre of war, soldiers have shown a greater likelihood of killing and torturing enemies. According to the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology, sex is a “mood repair strategy” used to help dissipate or alleviate feelings of sadness or depression. Sexual intimacy, as well as orgasms, increases levels of oxytocin, which helps people bond and build trust.

TOP RESPONSES

1. Cooked dinner 2. Wrote a love letter/song/story/poem 3. Taken me on a trip

NOTABLE RESPONSES

1. Immigrated to Canada for me so we could continue to be together 2. Hid notes throughout an entire bedroom with reasons why he loves me written on them 3. A girlfriend broke into my house, made a romantic dinner with candles and the like, and, upon my return from work, served it naked. We went to the bedroom and let dinner go cold. Later, we went for poutine instead 4. In high school, my boyfriend at the time serenaded me in the hallway on our anniversary. We didn’t last, but that is an enduring image of romance and first love

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Digging into the adult toy chest

Some popular bedroom devices (left to right): The Fleshlight, the Hitachi Magic Wand and the Butterfuly Kiss

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ooking for a sex toy? Not nearly as many eyebrows raise with that question these days. Shows like Sex in the City and Californication have made commonplace— well, nearly commonplace— the idea of the vibrator as just another tool to have around the house. And such tools are no longer masked like ‘personal massage devices’ once found in the Sears catalogues. You can buy them online and you can buy them in Windsor. Sex shops aren’t new, but their presentation is. Gone are the paper-masked windows of dark-looking plaza shops that we may remember. Replacing them are brightly light shops and chain stores that are inviting with brightly-lit window displays. Where to go? Chances are there’s a place right near you. There’s the Stag Shop at 2950 Dougall Ave., Aren’t We Naughty at 2515 Dougall Ave., Windsor Adult Emporium at 1690 Huron Church Rd., Sinsations Adult Boutique at 4735 Tecumseh Rd. E. and Maxine’s Adult Playground, which is right downtown at 3234 Ouellette Ave. It wasn’t too long ago that a tattoo parlour, let alone a sex toy store, had trouble getting its business into one of Windsor’s downtown stores. That’s changed now with Maxine’s— named for and owned by Toronto-area porn star Maxine X— now entering its third year of operation on Ouellette. First-time buyers will have questions. It can be overwhelming, where the current variety of dildos, vibrators, female and male masturbatory devices and sex toys are as prolific as there are species of butterflies on this earth. There is even a vibrator called the Butterfly Kiss. More on that later.

“Our best sellers are the Hitachi Magic Wand,” employee Jana Lum said. “It’s a plug-in. It’s 250 watts; very powerful. We can’t keep them in the store. We get them in and their gone in a matter of days.” The Hitachi looks a lot like that ‘personal massage device’ once found in the Sears catalogue. It’s 12 inches in length with a two-inch diameter head and it’s not meant to be inserted. It has a two-speed switch and uses any standard 110-volt outlet. What also sells well, Lum said, is the Butterfly Kiss, which in some vague way does resemble a butterfly with an extremely

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Men shouldn’t feel left out. There’s something for everybody. The Fleshlight is one of the most popular male masturbatory devices on the market right now. It looks like a flashlight with interchangeable sleeves made of a phthalatefree polymer that come in the form of vulva, anus and mouth orifices. “The Fleshlight became popular because it was used often in porn for solo masturbating,” Lum said. She also said the device can be purchased with custom

[The Butterfly Kiss] has such a flexible head on it. It hits the G-spot and stimulates the clitoris as well

large proboscis; although it doesn’t look as alarming as you might now be imagining. The Kiss measures 1.25 inches across at its widest point and 7.25 inches long. A button on the base turns the vibrator on and off, changes speeds and holds two AAA batteries. “It has such a flexible head on it,” Lum said. “It hits the Gspot and stimulates the clitoris as well.” The Butterfly Kiss is made from polyvinyl chloride, a nontoxic firm jelly-like material. Lum says that most sex toys of this nature are made of that polyvinyl chloride, silicone, latex or another non-toxic flesh-like material. “For most people, it’s their first time, and they want something soft like jelly that isn’t going to be a big shock,” Lum said. For those into shock, toys made of Pyrex (think CorningWare) and glass are often considered for more hardcore use, according to Lum.

JANALUM MAXINE’S ADULT PLAYGROUND sleeves molded from the bodies of popular porn stars. Nina Hartley, Jenna Haze and Riley Steele are but some of the current ‘Fleshlight Girls’ that the inquisitive fan may sample. There’s is also a gay spinoff to the device, supported by male porn stars Brent Corrigan, Brent Everette and Pierre Fitch, to name a few. One of the most popular devices in the area is the Rabbit brand vibrator, with thanks going to HBO’s Sex in the City for popularizing the Rabbit Pearl. Rabbits are made from polyvinyl chloride, silicone, rubber or natural rubber materials. They’re designed for simultaneous vaginal and clitoral stimulation, with the typical model featuring a rotating head and shaft and, nearer the base, a ‘rabbit’ with vibrating ears that do what floppy rabbit ears weren’t once intended to do.

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My evening with a prostitute STEPHENHARGREAVES managing editor __________________________

spent last Friday night with a prostitute.

I arranged to meet Chris (not his real name) at 8 p.m. in a high-end bar downtown. Sitting alone at the bar I had a drink to pass the time and thought about the way we think of sex workers in western society: the myths of the back alley sex trader in the seedier parts of town, addicted to drugs, abused as a child, working the red light districts, leaning into the windows of curb-crawling cars. Selling sex is an old business, most say the oldest. While perceptions of prostitution have changed little, the sex trade often is nothing like the perceptions many hold. “Stephen?” a well-dressed man asked me. It was Chris, who apologized for arriving late. He had just returned from a dinner date with a customer that culminated in a visit to a hotel. “I had to take a quick shower,” he said. We took a table by the window, ordered a few martinis and settled in to talk about his night, his job and his life. “I haven’t had to pay for a dinner at (restaurant name withheld at his request) in ages,” said Chris. “Their wine selection is really great too. I’ve had to learn a lot about wine and the finer things in life to maintain the wealthier clients.” Chris’ dinner date was a Detroit area business owner, a successful one, who enjoys meeting for dinner in Windsor, followed with ‘desert’ in a hotel room. “He’s a really nice guy,” said Chris of his long-time customer, who, he explained, is a powerful and

organized player in a number of fields of business in metro Detroit. Chris told me about his client’s collection of German cars and Italian suits (he even had one made for Chris). He then told me about his customer’s large suburban house, where he lives with his wife and children.

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I like spending time with interesting people, I like having sex and I like making money for doing it. That fact that what I do is considered illegal is almost laughable

When Chris returns he looks visibly tired.

between friends and with himself.

“It’s a strange situation to be in at times. I wish he could come clean about his sexuality, but he has decided that he has no choice but to live a lie,” said Chris, adding that he wouldn’t be interested in a relationship with the man if he came out of the closet. He said he’d happily lose the client if it meant he was happy and honest with his family and the rest of his “real life.” Though it would be a lot of money to let go of, Chris told me that, on top of a free dinner, he made about $700 for his after dinner services.

“That was interesting,” he said, immediately ordering another drink. “That guy for instance, nice enough in person … just so angry at something. That’s the problem with those type of guys though; when some men pay for sex they are buying a window into a life that they are afraid to live and just for a short time they can let a huge part of themselves exist before running back to the life that they’ve decided they can’t leave. It scares the shit out of them.”

“I’m honest with myself. I tell anyone who I am … what I do,” said Chris, though he added that he tells his parents that he works in IT. “I came out to them and that was hard enough so I keep them in the dark about hooking. Come to think of it, that may be why I relate to these guys and the lies that they tell their families.”

Chris then apologizes as he answers his phone. It’s his evening appointment. “No dinner this time,” he laughed. We finish our drinks and arrange to reconvene at a casino bar in an hour or so.

While working in the industry, initially in Toronto, Chris has developed a huge respect for honesty in business,

While Chris disappears to entertain his next client, I surfed the internet on my phone, looking at his competition and his online persona. That’s when I realized just why Chris is so successful. He, unlike many other gay male sex workers in the region, doesn’t solicit on forums and classifieds. He offers his escort services subtly in-between ads for posh restaurants and classic cars, offering company to American men who want a discrete relationship conveniently just across the river in Windsor, away from the prying eyes of acquaintances, associates and family.

He told me that most of his clients are in their 30s through early 50s and about half are openly gay. Those who identify as homosexual are usually “less freaky” and tip less than their closeted counterparts.

“I keep it safe, I always meet in public areas … every now and again someone wants to suck your toes, or dress up, or wrap their penis up with ribbon like a present,” laughed Chris. “But most of the time people are just looking for a good lay with no strings … or ribbons.” “When it comes down to it, it is a job and it’s a business like any other. Sex is a commodity, like anything else, though people seem to need it more than anything, especially if they are working is a stressful environment. I mean, Maslow says that sex is more important than respect or self-actualization,” said Chris. “I like spending time with interesting people, I like having sex and I like making money for doing it. That fact that what I do is considered illegal is almost laughable, come on, it’s genuinely the oldest profession in history.”

Valentine’s dates JAYVERSPEELT lance reporter __________________________

ove is in the air … and so is obligation.

Valentine’s Day is drawing near, so it’s time to plan a romantic date night for you and your significant other. Remember boys and girls, hell hath no fury like the scorn of a disappointed lover. GOURMET EMPORIUM 1799 Wyandotte St. East 519-915-0813 For a traditional romantic Valentine’s, this Walkerville restaurant is offering a sevencourse dinner at 5 p.m. and 7 p.m. On the menu will be brie cheese with a toastini, French dressing on greens, French onion soup, ratatouille and chicken cordon blue, with a desert of poached pear and homemade ice cream all for $50 a person. WILLISTEAD MANOR 1899 Niagara St. 519-253-2365 Willistead Manor will be opening up its doors for a very special Valentine’s Day dinner. For $75 a head, patrons can enjoy an antipasto for two, chicken stuffed with wild mushrooms and spinach or beef tenderloin wrapped in pastry. Sides of roasted vegetables and a demi glaze

join a side of mini spuds and asparagus. For dessert a platter of chocolate truffles, red velvet cake, white chocolate mousse and chocolate covered strawberries. Johnny V and Chris Borshuk will entertain dinners with love songs. Doors open at 6:30 p.m. TERRA COTTA PIZZERIA 318 Pelissier St. 519-971-0223 For those romancing on a budget, Terra Cotta is offering romance on the cheap. The Valentine’s Day special includes a salad, a pizza, and a half liter of wine for $30. Go early and you can make it to Phog Lounge or Villains Beastro afterwards for some post food fun. PHOG LOUNGE 157 University Ave. West 519-253-1605 For the more offbeat indie crowd, Phog Lounge will be hosting The Same Mistakes an art show retrospective opening by artist Stacy Lee accompanied by sexy poetry, live AC/DC covers by The Freeze and delicious tarts. 8 p.m.

VILLAINS BEASTRO 256 Pelissier St. 519-915-5215 The couple that plays together stays together. The super villain-themed bar is offering up S.N.O.T., Spectacular

Night of Trivia. Movie trivia is hosted by Mack Flash with prizes, but beware or you may not return form the institute of treachery and deceit. 7 p.m. ESSEX HALL THEATRE 401 Sunset Ave. 519-253-3000 ext. 2808 The only theatre in town with a production running on Valentine’s Day is at the University of Windsor. Essex Hall Theatre will present Tartuffe by French playwright Molière. Tartuffe is the story of a man that is fooled into making his daughter reject her fiancé in favour of the shyster Tartuffe; the ideal story for hopeless romantics. 8 p.m., tickets $20 or $19 for students. THE DIRTY SHOW 2739 Russell St. Detroit, Mich. 1-800-838-3006 What would Valentine’s Day be without sex? and whips? For those 18, the 14th annual Dirty Show is happening in downtown Detroit. This international erotic art extravaganza blurs the lines between art and porn. 7 p.m. to 2 a.m., $20, cash bar. NERO’S STEAKHOUSE 377 Riverside Dr. East 1 800-991-7777 ext. 22489 Nero’s Steakhouse, inside Caesars Windsor, is offering

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a $99 three-course dinner for two. Dinner includes a watermelon and goat cheese salad, cocoa rubbed Alberta rack of lamb with green peas, baby carrots, asparagus and roast potatoes in a Shiraz peppercorn glaze. Dessert will include cheesecake ice cream cones, honey lavender cake, chocolate terrine and Amaretto white chocolate fondue. It’s a bit arbitrarily to celebrate your love just because

the calendar strikes Feb. 14 and Hallmark says so, so why not go out and do something ridiculous? Try activities such as bowling or paint balling because nothing says love like a shot of green goo to the face. If there’s still snow on the ground, go tobogganing or build a snowman, or get drunk and curse through the window of your bedroom, just make your significant other feel special … they’re probably worth it.

TOP RESPONSES

1. Moved/flew across Canada/another country to be with them 2. Sacrificed school 3. Stayed in a bad relationship

NOTABLE RESPONSES

1. Gave up on my dreams 2. Bought her a car 3. Stalk 4. Went against my own morals 5. Let my boyfriend put his finger in my butt 6. Flew to Saskatchewan to meet someone I had met online 7. Starve myself 8. Killed a drifter

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Lance employees, who slave away in our humble basement offices. We know the rest of campus and folks around town are getting some action. So we challenged those above ground dwellers to take the first (that we can remember) Love & Sex survey. Boys and girls of all ages and situations obliged and the results, well, they speak for themselves. Read on to learn about whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s happening between the sheets of Lance readers.

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Prevention of sexual assault through Bystander Program FAZIAMIRZA news editor __________________________

esearchers at the University of Windsor are challenging the statistic that one out of four women at Canadian universities has been a victim of sexual assault. Charlene Senn, a psychology and women’s studies professor, is one of the women behind the Bystander Initiative and Sexual Assault Resistance Training Program. She wants to empower students, regardless of their gender, to intervene if they become a witness to sexual assault.

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Anne Forrest, started in the winter of 2011. “It all started five to six years ago when [University of Windsor Students’ Alliance] started pressurizing the university to publish data on the number of sexual assaults happening on-campus,” said Forrest. “Being the chair of studies, I got a call from a person who was representing University of Windsor as a legal counsel to discuss the situation. When Senn and I met him, we realized that his definition of sexual assault entailed the typical ‘stranger in the bush and parking lot’ person.”

The cultural norm and justice system have not developed to a level where women are believed and not blamed CAHRLENESENN Sexual assault remains one of the most underreported crimes in North America and, according to Senn, is rarely reported because the perpetrator in many cases is an acquaintance. “The cultural norm and justice system have not developed to a level where women are believed and not blamed for what happens to them even in the case of assault involving strangers,” said Senn. “This is the primary reason why many women are reluctant to report the crime. Bystander Program is not about encouraging women to report the crime, because we are not sure if they are going to get the help they need. We emphasize more on giving and getting support.” The Bystander program, founded by Women’s Studies director

Ample research has been conducted to prove that sexual assaults are happening on-campus more frequently by identifiable people during formally and informally organized events. “We were pleased to know that the university officials were concerned about the role they needed to play,” said Forrest. “We were pleasantly surprised to hear that the university was keen to do something to address these issues.” University of Windsor remains the first institute to offer such an extensive program entailing two dynamic courses. Practical Strategies for Social Change, the first course, equips men and women to lead sexual assault education sessions for first-year students. The program teaches the significance of intervening when sexual

assault happens. The second Bystander course, Practicum in Social Change, involves already trained facilitators conducting workshops for a group of students. The practicum experience helps students to deliver workshops on sensitive issues such as sexual assault. “We are trying to institutionalize this way of thinking and training. We want people to react when they witness any form of sexual assault. We aim to inculcate the sense of responsibility amongst students and, at the same time, make them think [about] what strategic actions they should undertake to stop the assault and stay safe simultaneously. This is the primary reason why we want to embed the program into university’s curriculum,” said Forrest. The Bystander Program can play a pivotal role in changing the mindset of the upcoming generation and prevent sexual assaults, according to Senn.

BEST SPOTS TO GET DOWN & DIRTY ON CAMPUS JONLIEDTKE features editor _________________________________________________ The Lance surveyed students on campus to determine where they’ve either hear of people, or they themselves have gotten down and dirty in places they shouldn’t have. While The Lance cannot confirm that such activities occur on a regular basis, or at all, but here are the spots of campus legend. It seems that quite a few students have heard of their peers using empty classrooms in Dillon Hall for their dirty deeds. The building is traditionally empty towards closing time, so it does make sense that students would capitalize on this opportunity for a bit of indecent exposure.

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While many students opt to use a corner cubicle at Leddy Library because you’re surrounded by two walls rather than two students, it seems that there are some who use them because they’re

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The Medical Education building is touted as being environmentally friendly with a living green wall located inside. While the university intended for the balcony seating to be used for students who wished to study while taking in the green space, some students have decided that the area is in fact better suited to engaging in a personal endeavour all to their own.

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The parks down at the riverfront repeatedly were chosen by UWindsor students as both a romantic spot and a place to get down and dirty. Whether or not you’re having a picnic dinner or a quick jaunt in the backseat of a car, consider taking in the beautiful riverfront with someone you care about.

Seen said the best way to prevent sexual assault is to stop the perpetrators. From the socialization of boys when they are really young to the cultural norms of our society, everything has to change. “Through Bystander Initiative, we empower all the community members to take actions against situation that have a potential of becoming dangerous. If your friend says that I am going to make the girl’s drink double strong all night long just to get lucky then you should be able to take a stand and say, if you do that then it will be categorized as rape. If you are able to make the other person think and feel ashamed then that is prevention,” said Senn. More details at uwindsor.ca/bystander.

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TOP RESPONSES

1. Bathroom at a bar/nightclub 2. In a field/park 3. Leddy Library

NOTABLE RESPONSES

1. Top of a ferris wheel 2. On a Transit Windsor bus 3. On top of someone else’s car 4. Stairwell going down to the Coach and Horses (oh God no) 5. Someone’s front lawn in my neighbourhood 6. Basement bathroom in CAW Student Centre (Hey! The Lance uses that bathroom) 7. In an unmade bed (Oh, risqué ...)

MORE SURVEY RESULTS ON PAGES O8 & O9

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Apple is selling special 69 cent Valentine’s Day songs. Get it? 69? They aren’t being funny though, iTunes regularly sells 69 cent songs, and that pricing decision is between Apple and record companies. This is regular list prices with a few hearts and, since we are mentally 12, we saw 69 and thought ... he he, because it’s like 69.

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STEPHENHARGREAVES managing editor __________________________

s that a smart phone in your pocket or are you just well endowed?

Last week, a Toronto doctor turned app developer launched a new mobile app designed to guess the size of a man’s penis based on a number of factors. The Predicktor is a virtual calculator that attempts to predict penis size by cross referencing trends from scientific studies with his personal stats like height and finger length. “The [app] is an entertaining antidote to the widespread insecurity, anxiety and dissatisfaction among men over their penis size,” said Dr. Christopher Culligan, a family physician and CEO of mobile health app developer The Doctor Says.

“The app was designed to be social in nature, taking the topic out of hallway whispers to openly engaging peer groups with a few laughs,” said Culligan. According to Culligan, the app was inspired by patients of who express “penis related insecurity, anxiety or dissatisfaction. The Predicktor was created to help men and women educate themselves on the subject and have fun doing it.”

size, butt size, “according to Culligan, “the wider the bum, the more likely he’s packing,” age range, index finger length, sexual orientation and finally a comparison of index and ring fingers. A phallic dial spins around landing on The Predicktor’s hypothesized measurement of your, or a friend’s gentleman’s vegitables.

“It’s concerning,” said Culligan of the obsession with men and their penis sizes, “especially because most guys who consider themselves small are actually normal.” The app leads the user through a series of “Predicktables” to determine the likely penis length: height, “Odds are, the taller the man, the longer his penis stands,” shoe

The results seem quite close, in a small office (I won’t look at your numbers if you won’t look at mine) test, the app predicted at 90 to 100 per cent accuracy. “The best the Predicktor can

do is come up with a near guess. The app is not intended to be specific or 100 per cent accurate. The real point is to have fun, ease any concerns a man may have, and inform people,” said Culligan, whose company also produces apps for depression and alcohol consumption. The app also contains facts and articles related to the subject of penis size and the studies of the subject; though the articles are linked to, rather than embedded into the app, so if your data is down, no penile reading for you. The app shares scientific journal articles reporting on men’s health and sexuality, including distribution of penis size. It also touches on selected literature studying what women really think about men’s genitalia, “Not the locker room giggles but actual results from surveys,” said Culligan.

Users can also compare penis length to published length norms throughout the world. Though if the app is at all accurate, it’s best customer may be women with an eye for guessing measurements to quickly and quietly deliver a prediction on the guy who wants to buy them another drink. “This app was created as a springboard to discussion not an endpoint,” said Culligan. “It is meant to relieve anxiety and stop the myths through education. You are left with an appreciation of the facts and aware of the lies, related to penis facts and claims. We know it is fun, but we also know it is factual.” The Predicktor is available for Android now and will be launched for iPhone and BlackBerry 10 later this month on app market places and thedoctorsays.com.

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ARTS CALENDAR WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 13 Cultural Summit Mackenzie Hall Cultural Centre Next to Normal KordaZone Theatre, 8 p.m. Music: Jozef Van Wissem Museum of Contemporary Art Detroit THURSDAY FEBRUARY 14 The Same Mistakes: A retrospective of work by Stacy Lee (opening reception) Phog Lounge

Tribe Called Red members Bear Witness, DJ Shub and DJ NDN

NOLANMATTHEWS The Silhouette (CUP) __________________________

n the 1980s Public Enemy challenged the assumption that music should be a form of entertainment and, as writer Mark Fisher points out, instead saw music as a way to define a new revolutionary history. Even earlier the legendary folk musician Woody Guthrie gave a voice to the Great Depression as he travelled across America carrying a guitar that famously displayed the words “This Machine Kills Fascists.”

Based in Ottawa, A Tribe Called Red are a native-Canadian group that combine traditional pow wow and electronic dance music. The group will play Movement Electronic Music Festival in Detroit on May 25. “It started as a party called electric pow wow,” said DJ NDN, one of group’s three members. “We played for the crowd, which was First Nations students, and people went crazy for one track that sampled pow wow music so we thought we should try more of it.” People in clubs were so ecstatic that they cheered after the songs. Their first show to a mostly non-native Canadian crowd in Montreal even had people chanting the group’s name before they went onstage.

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quickly, but the members of the group have actually been at it for a long time. “I used to be in punk bands,” said DJ NDN. “I played drums with Canadian punk rock legends the Ripcordz and we got to open for the Misfits.”

Next to Normal KordaZone Theatre, 8 p.m.

“I was probably in 12 bands growing up and just killed the high school battle of the bands scene,” said DJ Shub.

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“You gotta remember that he’s way older,” added NDN, “so he was the DJ in the metal bands when the Limp Bizkit thing was really hot.” Shub’s rap-rock (remember that?) abomination was called Flush Bucket. Flush Bucket. “It was the best battle of the bands ever,” said Shub.

FRIDAY FEBRUARY 15 LIVI Rino Kitchen, 6 p.m.

Next to Normal KordaZone Theatre, 8 p.m. Crissi Cochrane wsg. Zachary Lucky Phog Lounge Brian Byrne and Jagori Tanna of I Mother Earth Carparelli Sound Lounge Tartuffe Essex Hall Theatre, 8 p.m., $12-$21

“I found out really early on that I wasn’t going to play an instrument,” said DJ Bear Witness. “I got pushed into DJ’ing by my friends.”

The Ya Yas wsg. The Marvins, Annie and Rod Capps, Bill and Kate Isles and The Laws Cooper’s Hawk Vineyards

A Tribe Called Red didn’t start out with any sort of political aspirations but quickly found that it was pretty much impossible to not be involved in politics. The group recently released a song called “The Road” in support of the Idle No More movement, and their music and live show often features clips of hilariously racist representations of native people.

A Late Quartet film screening with a WSO performance of Beethoven’s String Quartet, No. 14 Capitol Theatre, 6 p.m.

“A really good example is a video made by Bear of Super Cat, a Jamaican dude, singing about Indians from all directions and a clip from a 1960s British variety show,’” said NDN. “You had these British white people dressed as what they thought Indians were supposed to be and a Jamaican singing about Indians – everyone’s showing you what they think Indians are but nothing’s native about it. Until we took it and decolonized it.”

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The story of native-Canadians is so often something told by people who are anything but native. The “indigenizing,” as NDN calls it, of Native representations is about trying to make our understanding not limited to what we already know. “We see it as a very good way to subversively pass these messages on,” said NDN. “It’s better than if we sat down and said ‘this is racist’ because it gives people a chance think about it on their own.”

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It’s about time we all tried to figure out the complicated thing that is the relationship between native and non-native Canadians.

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live painting group FUZE POP Hair Gallery, 7 p.m. magicians Bill Nuvo and Wayne Tellier The Empty Flask The Black Frame Spectacle wsg. Of The Pack Villains Beastro

Next to Normal KordaZone Theatre, 8 p.m. Tartuffe Essex Hall Theatre, 8 p.m., $12-$21 SUNDAY FEBRUARY 17 Dance Stance by Zonk Deck and Pat Petro The Loop

Tartuffe Essex Hall Theatre, 2 p.m., $12-$21 MONDAY FEBRUARY 18 The Udder Guys Milk Coffee Bar Collaborative sketch night with Menos Mal Gourmet Emporium TUESDAY FEBRUARY 19 TOAST Open Mic Poetry Phog Lounge

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Tartuffe the imposter TITAKYRTSAKAS lance writer __________________________

oday, The University Players offers a highly entertaining performance of Molière’s masterpiece. The play is centred on what society today calls a “bromance.” Although it focuses on the lying Tartuffe (Brandon Knox) and the gullible headof-the-house, Orgon (Arthur Burrows), Molière writes the strongest character in his female maid Dorine (Jenifer Alejandra). Alejandra delivers with her own cunning techniques, winking at the audience to show us that she has the conflict under control. Her fiery arguments

with the hilarious Burrows not only produce laughter throughout the audience, but also add to Dorine’s strength as a character. Underneath Molière’s witty, rhyming dialogue sits the theme to this play: being deceived and the game of trust. At the time of writing this play, Molière was close friends with the French King, Louis XIV. However, Molière felt that the church tried controlling Louis. With this play, Molière compelled people at the time to question religion and power and, on a more personal level, to examine the genuineness of those in their lives. David Court’s set reflects the challenge of finding the truth. The stage is transformed into

a gold room with numerous doors. Although the doors add to the concept of family’s wealth (more rooms, more money), on a symbolic level they stand for the many questions of the play. Is Tartuffe really as bad as he seems? Does Orgon’s daughter Mariane (Melissa Cadman) become betrothed to the wrong man? Will Orgon ever see the truth? Which door should these characters take? The most memorable scene of the performance is between Orgon’s wife, Elmire (Kate McArthur), and Tartuffe. In this scene showing Elmire’s strength as a woman, Elmire attempts to seduce Tartuffe in order to reveal his hypocrisy. Their dance on and around a table is a reason to see the fast-

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action.

If you have the opportunity to step into this subversively humourous world for two hours, you won’t be disappointed. world,” Hoult said.

“I’d try to blend in and roll with the zombies,” he said, chuckling at the thought. “Go under the radar. And maybe go on an undercover mission in and amongst their ranks.”

He added though that at the verge of a post-apocalyptic world, he’d be headed for the

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Expecting Company

Australia’s answer to Johnny Cash Henry Wagons “Expecting Company” roars, opening with the haunting dark country song “Unwelcome Company.” A song sung in the vein of a psalm that chants its own existential depression of wanting to be alone. The dark mood of the record brings about images in the mind of dreary cityscapes and men drinking alone. After the first to lamenting songs of this relatively short record— a total of seven tracks— things are slowed down with the ballad “Give Things A Chance To Mend.” It’s almost as if the record is self aware of its longing. The fourth song, “I Still Can’t Find Her,” has a hard time pulling out of ballad mode and is the kind of song you may want to fall asleep to if you have recently had your heart broken and are looking for something cathartic. Those who are fans of Locust Have No King, Unquiet Dead and Ron Leary should feel comfortable in the musical content of this record. It represents a continuing trend over the last few years of Indie-fying country music, bringing back to more of its roots and getting away from the commercial hollowness of current acts like Taylor Swift.

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Lancers drop final two games Women’s hockey team to open playoffs on three-game losing streak

CALINMURGUL lance writer __________________________

ith an efficient 9-1 win over Detroit team Lutz rink last Monday at the Roseland Golf and Curling Club, the Lancers Women’s Curling team has increased confidence heading into the OUA championships.

TANYAQUAGLIA lance writer __________________________

he Windsor Lancers Women’s Hockey team dropped two close games on the road this past weekend, losing 2-1 in a shootout Saturday at York and 3-2 at UOIT Sunday in Oshawa. With the losses, the Lancers sit in sixth place on the season and will take on the Queens Gaels in the opening round of the OUA playoffs. Despite a slow start, the Lancers did manage to sneak away with a point in Saturday’s loss to York. “It wasn’t one of our strongest games, seeing as we started out slow and couldn’t find our rhythm,” Candace Kourounis said. “But, after coach came into the room and talked to us we went into the second period with a bit more spunk and we were able to start moving our feet.” Kouronis admitted that the team is going to have to improve it hopes to survive the first round of the playoffs. “Ultimately, we are going to have to be better than the effort we put forth today,” she said. “We are starting playoffs and definitely can’t show up playing the way we did today against York. We need to be stronger on pucks and start making smarter decisions in order for us to be successful.”

UWindsor curling team confident heading into provincials

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Lancer forward Jillian Rops and the Lancers Women’s Hockey team wrapped up the regular season on the weekend with two loses on the road • photo Dennis Pajot

We just couldn’t beat their goalie

short-handed goal from Lisa Stathopulos.

Neither team could break the tie with a scoreless third period and the game headed into a shootout. Chloe Milano and Stathopulos netted goals for JILLIANROPS the Lions and Baldin scored the lone Lancer goal.

Rookie forward Jillian Rops attributes the loss to stilted play and a tough goalie in the Lion’s Megan Lee.

Sunday afternoon, a third period comeback proved too little too late for the Lancers as they fell to the Ridgebacks.

“We started out fighting the puck but by the second and third period we got into the swing of things and started playing our game,” Rops said. “We got lots of shots to the net just couldn’t beat their goalie.”

The Ridgebacks took an early lead at the 1:26 mark of the first period with a goal from Victoria MacKenzie.

Windsor’s Erinn Noseworthy opened the scoring midway through the second period with a short-handed tally. Alyssa Baldin was credited with the assist. York responded less than five minutes later with a

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Kourounis put Windsor on the board midway through the second period with a power-play goal to tie the game. Ridgebacks MacKenzie and Sarah Worthington both responded in the third period to give UOIT a two-goal lead. Bree Polci brought the Lancers within one late in the period

off passes from Kourounis and Ally Strickland. Windsor goalie Karlyle Robinson had the loss with 17 saves while the Lancers had 38 shots on Ridgebacks goalie Jessica Larabie. The Lancers (12-10-4) now look to the playoffs where they will take on the nationally ranked Queens Gaels at a date to be announced “If we come out strong…we will be pretty successful in giving them a hard time to generate opportunities,” Kourounis said. “We just have to maintain our focus at all times and if something negative happens throughout the game we cannot let it affect us.” “We just need to make sure we are well rested and focused,” Rops said. “Making sure that we are in our best condition for 1st round is important. We know what we have to do and give it everything we have.”

“We are having fun together,” said skip Kim Curtin. “Everyone is shooting well and I think we’re feeling cohesive. Juggling everyone’s busy schedules was a hurdle, but I think we overcame that and we’re ready.” The men’s team have also been on the ice putting in some extra practice. “We have put in more time and effort to work on our mistakes from last year,” said skip Ethan Mcalear, referring to a 0-6 record at last year’s provincials. “We lost our focus at crucial moments last year. I think we’ve corrected that problem as we’ve matured.” “Champions keep playing until they get it right,” said Lancers coach Mark Masanovich, aptly borrowing the Billie Jean King adage. The short curling season consists of only one weekend— the Family Day weekend of Feb. 14-18 at the Guelph Curling Club, where it was also held last year. You can follow Lancers curling results and events at golancers.ca.

Lancers men’s basketball battles to keep first place KIMELLIOTT lance writer __________________________

fter at heartfelt 7064 loss Friday to the second place Thunderwolves (13-6) in the first half of a doubleheader at Lakehead, the Lancers Men’s Basketball team rebounded with a 64-56 victory Saturday night. Windsor desperately tried to ignore the 1000-plus rowdy fans jammed into the Thunderdome in a bid to secure a pair of wins and extend their OUA West dominance. While Saturday they succeeded, the closest they got Friday was pulling to within one bucket 59-61 near the end of regulation time.

It was a tough night shooting CHRISOLIVER

“It was a tough night shooting all the way around and we never got to establish our fast tempo,” Lancers head coach Chris Oliver said after the Lancers shot a dismal 24-67 from the field, 4-23 from threepoint range and were 12-21 from the free-throw line. Lakehead wasn’t much better, going 23-76 from the field, 6-19 from three-point range and 18-26 from the charity stripe. Overall, it was a very defensive and scrappy affair in

which the Lancers won two of the four quarters but were on the low end of a seven-point margin in the second frame in favour of Lakehead. This granted the Thunderwolves the victory by a mere six points. Lien Phillip paced Windsor with 13 points and seven rebounds as the only Lancer in double figures. Ismar Seferagic added nine of the team’s 28 points off the bench. Lakehead starters had a more productive and balanced attacked with three players in double figures, lead by Ryan Thomson with 17 points, Yoosrie Salhia with 13 points and 15 rebounds and Ben Johnson with 11 points. Saturday, intent on redeeming themselves, the Lancers over-

came the Thunderwolves and their seething crowd to bravely capture a big win, as Oliver referred to it. “If we win our last two games we’ll capture first place in the OUA West and our best win percentage ever in the OUA for our program,” Oliver said. The Lancers were not much better percentage-wise in this contest than the previous evening, but they forced Lakehead into 23 turnovers, tied Lakehead in three-points at six each and edged the Thunderwolves at the free-throw line. Windsor also won every quarter points-wise, except in the second where they also lagged behind the night before. The Lancers also held sharp-shooting Lakehead to 22.9 points

under the scoring average of 78.9 points-per-game. Enricho Dilereto bounced back for the Lancers from a quiet outing Friday to lead all scorers with 22 points. Nine points apiece came from Josh Collins and Nana Tim, who got the start in the Lancers three-guard approach to match that of Lakehead. Lien Phillip added eight points and 11 rebounds. For the Thunderwolves, Yoosrie Salhia scored 16 with 15 rebounds, Matt Schmidt scored 14 points and Ryan Thomson added 10 points. To close out their home schedule, Windsor will host the Western Mustangs this Wednesday at 8 p.m. They travel to Brock University in St. Catharines next Saturday at 4 p.m. to end the season.

KIMELLIOTT sports writer __________________________

he Windsor Express took advantage of a 10-day rest period to refuel and handily dispose of the secondplace Oshawa Power 94-68 Saturday at the WFCU Centre. The victory follows a win over the first-place London Lightning 96-93 the Sunday before last. Windsor’s winning surge is necessary for them to be guaranteed a playoff spot and continue growing their loyal fan base. Eddie Smith played in his first game with the Express as an acquisition from the Halifax Rainmen. “I thought the game was excellent because we came out here with a lot of energy and passion,” he said. “We were also playing very unselfishly and that’s what got us the win.” Smith, once a one-guard with the Rainmen, has a new role with the Express. “Here I am a three-guard,” he said. “They just want me to come out here with some energy to lead and make plays.” Although Smith only recorded eight points, four rebounds and two assists in the game, in the season opener against Windsor as a Halifax player he scored 27 points. Power forward Chris Commons propelled the Windsor victory over Oshawa with 31 points, while four other Express players hit double figures. Guard Mike Helms scored 21 points,

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Seguin leads Lancers

small forward Kevin Loiselle scored 16 points along with a game-high nine rebounds and Victor Morris and Stefan Bonneau had 10 points a piece. Most notably was Darren Duncan, who leads the league in assist with seven per game, had 16 assists in this contest. Also of note was Greg Surmacz’s return to the floor after being on the injured reserve for a month with a hand injury. “It’s great to be playing together again when we’re both so much better,” former Lancer teammate Isaac Kuon said. “If we were this talented in university we probably would’ve won a championship. But nonetheless, we spending a lot of time together at this level and are growing closer together.” Surmacz and Kuon tallied eight and seven points coming off the bench in crucial moments of the game. For the power, Mark Gomillia scored 20 points and Papa Oppong scored 19 points. The win brings the seventhplace Express record to 12-16 with 12 games remaining to secure the sixth and final playoff spot. Oshawa is now 17-12 in sole possession of second place in the Central Division but dropped to third place overall behind London and Summerside Storm of P.E.I. The Express are back at home at the WFCU this Wednesday at 7 p.m. against the all-Canadian 2-27 Montreal Jazz who are no longer in contention for the final playoff position, but who have become increasingly challenging late in the season. Season ends with win Kyle Williamson recorded 12 kills and 2.5 blocks in his final game for the Lancers Men’s Volleyball team Sunday, a 3-0 (25-14, 30-28, 25-21) win at No. 10-ranked Waterloo. Adam Thompson had 12 kills and Greg Simone and Williamson each garnered nine digs to lead the Lancers.

The Lancers Women’s Volleyball team concluded their season at Waterloo on Sunday afternoon, falling to the Warriors 3-1 (25-19, 23-25, 25-22, 25-23).

Saturday, the Lancers were blanked by Guelph 3-0 (2521, 25-13, 25-23). Simone had 10 kills for Windsor, which ends the season 5-13.

Kaila Seguin led with a game-high 16 points in her final game for the Lancers. Shannon Dean recorded 11 kills and an ace and Brianna Balzer had four aces, three blocks and six kills. Saturday in Guelph, the Lancers lost to the Gyphons 3-1 (16-25, 25-10, 25-15, 25-18). Seguin and Dean led with 10 and nine kills for the Lancers (3-15).

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Surmacz back in action as Express beat Oshawa Power 94-68

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scoreboard GP W L OTL PTS 26 21 2 3 45 26 21 3 2 44 25 19 4 2 40 26 19 5 2 40 26 15 8 3 33 26 12 10 4 28 26 11 12 3 25 25 9 13 3 21 26 8 15 3 19 26 5 20 1 11 26 2 23 1 5

2/9/2013

York 2 Windsor 1 SO

2/10/2013

UOIT 3 Windsor 2

OUA Quarter Finals 2/14/2013

Queen’s

7:10 p.m.

2/16/2013

at Queen’s

7:30 p.m.

2/17/2013

at Queen’s

3 p.m.

MEN’S HOCKEY OUA WEST UQTR Carleton McGill Ottawa Toronto Nipissing Queen’s Ryerson Concordia RMC OUA EAST Western Windsor Guelph Lakehead Laurier Waterloo York UOIT Brock

GP W L OTL PTS 28 21 6 1 43 28 19 7 2 40 28 17 7 4 38 28 16 8 4 36 28 13 9 6 32 28 14 12 2 30 28 10 11 7 27 28 12 16 0 24 28 8 15 5 21 28 3 22 3 9 GP W L OTL PTS 28 21 5 2 44 28 18 9 1 37 28 17 9 2 36 28 17 9 2 36 28 14 12 2 30 28 12 11 5 29 28 14 14 0 28 28 11 16 1 23 28 9 14 5 23

2/8/2013

Windsor 3 Waterloo 2

2/9/2013

Windsor 3 Western 2

2/9/2013

Guelph def. Windsor 3-0 (25-21, 25-13, 25-23)

2/10/2013

Windsor def. Waterloo 3-0 (25-14, 30-28, 25-21)

WOMEN’S VOLLEYBALL

WOMEN’S HOCKEY OUA Laurier Guelph Queen’s Western Toronto Windsor UOIT Waterloo York Brock Ryerson

MEN’S VOLLEYBALL

OUA Playoffs - First Round 2/13/2013

at York

7 p.m.

2/15/2013

York

7:30 p.m.

2/16/2013

York

7:30 p.m.

WOMEN’S BASKETBALL OUA WEST Carleton Ottawa Toronto Queen’s Ryerson Laurentian York OUA WEST Windsor Brock Western McMaster Laurier Lakehead Guelph Waterloo

GP W L PF PA PTS 19 15 4 1287 996 30 19 15 4 1301 1055 30 18 10 8 1070 1118 20 20 7 13 1249 1339 14 18 6 12 1087 1168 12 18 5 13 1063 1262 10 18 4 14 1036 1222 8 GP W L PF PA PTS 19 19 0 1456 987 38 19 17 2 1229 1060 34 19 11 8 1298 1233 22 19 10 9 1251 1245 20 19 9 10 1246 1204 18 19 7 12 1195 1324 14 19 6 13 1215 1295 12 19 0 19 999 1474 0 CIS RANKINGS 1. Windsor (1), 2. Saint Mary’s (2), 3. Fraser Valley (4), 4. Regina (3), 5. Carleton (5), 6. UBC (6), 7. Calgary (8), 8. Brock (7), 9. Victoria (9), 10. Ottawa (NR) 2/8/2013

Windsor 97 Lakehead 62

Men’s hockey

2/9/2013

Windsor 81 Lakehead 57 .

The Lancers (18-9-1) finished second in the OUA West with two wins this weekend, 3-2 Sunday at Waterloo on goals by D.J. Turner, Jadren Beljo and Derek Lanoue, and 3-2 Saturday at Western. Derek Lanoue, Dan Reaume and Matt Beaudoin netted singles. Windsor will face York Lions (14-14-0) in the first round of OUA playoffs.

2/13/2013

Western

6 p.m.

2/16/2013

at Brock

2 p.m.

2/23/2013

OUA semifinals at St. Denis Centre

WINDSOR EXPRESS

2/9/2013

Guelph def. Windsor 3-1 (16-25, 25-10, 25-15, 25-18)

2/10/2013

Waterloo def. Windsor 3-1 (25-19, 23-25, 25-22, 25-23)

CURLING 2/14-18/2013

OUA Championships at Guelph

TRACK & FIELD 2/16/2013

Silverston Classic Ann Arbor, Mich

2/21-22/2013

OUA Championships St. Denis Centre

3/7-9/2013

CIS Championship Edmonton / U of A

TEAM CHALLENGE At the St. Denis Centre Saturday-Sunday Results GOLD NAME EVENT RESULT Aaron Bowman 60m 6.76 Emillie Halle 300m 40.61 Heather Kurpe 600m 1:32.98 Fraser Kegel 1500m 3:48.23 Josh Bolton 3000m 8:30.36 Amilia Di Chiara 60m H 8.48 Kelly Morrison High Jump 1.68m Nathana Griffiths Long Jump 5.59m Danielle Gunsch Triple Jump 11.38m Branden Wilhelm Pentathlon 3907 Men 4x200m A (Aaron Bowman, Leonae Nicol, Matt McKeegan, Shane Kelly) 1:28.80 Women 4x200m A(Camille Wallace, Emilie Halle, Emily Omahen, Tichina Jones) 1:41. 03 Men 4x800m A (Corey Bellemore, Matt Walters, Fraser Kegel, Paul LaMarra) 8:00.76 Women 4x800m (Alex Moore, Samantha Kellam, Meaghan Marton, Heather Kurpe) 9:27.55 SILVER Camille Wallace 300m 41.01 Jordan Wand 600m 1:21.12 Taylor McArthur 1000m 2:27.20 Matt Walters 1500m 3:48.83 Jen Corrick 1500m 4:36.95 Sarah Swain 60m H 8.71 Austin Roth 60m H 8.37 Shae McLaughlin Shot Put 13.83m Milos Savic Pole Vault 4.60m Emily Omahen Long Jump 5.57m Arren Young Long Jump 7.00m Women 4x200 B (Sandra Ngongo, Nathana Griffiths, Jalicia Clarke, Esiman Ayesu-Attah) 1:43.70 Men 4x400m (Shane Kelly, Taylor McArthur, Jordan Wand, Matt McKeegan) 3:25.45 BRONZE Camille Wallace 60m 7.80 Leonae Nichol 300m 35.47 Alex Ullman 600m 1:21.19 Paul LaMarra 1000m 2:28.21 Quinnie Rhahwire Triple Jump 11.14m Celine Freeman-Gibb Shot Put 13.42m Jake Pfaff Pole Vault 4.45m Kelly Morrison Long Jump 5.39m Shae McLaughline Weight Throw 17.13m

MEN’S BASKETBALL OUA EAST Carleton Ottawa Ryerson Laurentian Queen’s York Toronto OUA WEST Windsor Lakehead McMaster Brock Laurier Guelph Waterloo Western

GP W L PF PA PTS 19 18 1 1708 1125 36 19 15 4 1556 1325 30 18 14 4 1382 1221 28 18 10 8 1418 1395 20 20 10 10 1580 1657 20 18 7 11 1365 1507 14 18 2 16 1257 1518 4 GP W L PF PA PTS 19 15 4 1562 1378 30 19 13 6 1499 1273 26 19 12 7 1552 1407 24 19 8 11 1370 1511 16 19 6 13 1486 1635 12 19 5 14 1346 1575 10 19 4 15 1237 1485 8 19 2 17 1242 1548 4 CIS RANKINGS 1. Carleton (1), 2. UBC (2), 3. Cape Breton (3), 4. Windsor (4), 5. Acadia (5), 6. Ryerson (7), 7. Alberta (6), 8. Ottawa (8), 9. Saskatchewan (NR), 10. Lakehead (NR)

02/06/2013

Oshawa

7 p.m.

2/8/2013

Lakehead 70 Windsor 64

02/13/2013

Montreal

7 p.m.

2/9/2013

Windsor 64 Lakehead 56

02/15/2013

at Montreal

7 p.m.

2/13/2013

Western

8 p.m.

02/20/2013

Montreal

7 p.m.

2/16/2013

Brock

4 p.m.

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