Issue 1012, August 25 - 31, 2016 by Vallarta Tribune

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Welcome to Puerto Vallarta

and Riviera Nayarit Here is some advice to make your trip a little easier and more enjoyable. TIME ZONE: The entire state of Jalisco is on Central Time, as is the southern part of the State of Nayarit starting from Guayabitos in the north. BUSES: A system of urban buses with different routes can bring you from one end of the bay to the other and all the spots in between. Current fare in Puerto Vallarta is $7.50 pesos per ticket and passengers must purchase a new ticket every time they board another bus. There are no “transfers”. TAXIS: There are set rates within defined zones of town. Do not enter a taxi without agreeing on the price with the driver first. Price is per trip not person. MONEY EXCHANGE: Although you may have to wait in line for a few minutes, banks will give you a higher rate of exchange than the exchange booths (caja de cambio). You will need your passport. Better yet, use your bank card to withdraw funds from any ATM machine. Note that ATM’s in the banks are the safest to use and generally charge lower fees. DRINKING WATER: For the 18th year in a row, Puerto Vallarta’s water has been awarded a certification of purity for human consumption. The quality of the water tested at the purification plant varies greatly from what comes out of the tap at the other end. So do be careful. If you want to be doubly sure, you can pick up bottled water just about anywhere. EXPORTING PETS: Falling love with the street dog outside your hotel or a puppy on the Malecon doesn’t mean they can’t come home with you. The process is fairly inexpensive and only takes a day or two. You need a certificate of health from a local vet among other things. The time of year that pets can travel in the cargo section of the plane may be your biggest challenge. For the most up-to-date information contact the Puerto Vallarta SPCA at spcapv@gmail.com. COMMON SENSE: Just as you wouldn’t walk around your hometown drunk and beligerent, it is not acceptable to do that here. While Mexicans are a forgiving bunch, basic politeness is appreciated. For the guys, peeing in public is a major faux pas and if you are caught, can get you tossed in jail or an expensive fine. Pay attention to your surroundings. Pay your bills. Be courteous. And have fun! DRINKING AND DRIVING: First off – just don’t. The consequences are not worth it. Taxis are cheap and plentiful. Fines are as much as 10,000 pesos. You can be taken to jail and your vehicle impounded. There are many checkstops on the weekends and you will be asked to blow if they suspect you have been drinking. LEGAL SYSTEM: Not knowing the law is not an valid excuse in Mexico or anywhere. If you find yourself caught in a legal situation be aware that guilt is presumed until your innocence can be proven. This is a very difficult lesson to learn if you are visiting from the United States or Canada in particular. Immediately contact your consulate for assistance. Director Noemi Zamora noemizamorareynoso@gmail.com Editor Lic. Madeline Milne mmilne@Vallartatribune.com Sales Team Rebeca Castellón rebeca.castellonn@gmail.com Information office ventastribuna7@yahoo.com Designer Cynthia E. Andrade G. cysandra@gmail.com cisandra@vallartatribune.com

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Calling in Mexico Calling phones in Mexico can be tricky as it is different than in the US or Canada. There are different codes you need to use depending if you are calling landlines or cellular phones and if they are local or long distance. Long-distance calls from within Mexico For national long-distance calls (within Mexico) the code is 01 plus the area code and phone number. For international long-distance calls, first dial 00, then the country code (for the U.S. and Canada the country code is 1, so you would dial 00 + 1 + area code + 7 digit number). Calling Cell Phones (from a land line) If you are calling from a landline within the area code of the Mexican cell phone number dial 044, then the 10 digit number including area code. Outside of the area code (but still within Mexico) dial 045 and then the 10 digit phone number. Cell phone to cell phone only requires the 10 digit number. Phone Cards Phone cards (“tarjetas telefonicas”) for use in pay phones can be bought at newstands and in pharmacies in denominations of 30, 50 and 100 pesos. Pay phones do not accept coins. When buying a phone card for pay phone use, specify that you would like a “tarjeta LADA,” because pre-paid cell phone cards are also sold in the same establishments. Calling Toll-Free Numbers Some toll free numbers work from Mexico to the US and Canada, but many do not. You need to dial a different prefix. To call the following toll free prefixes, dial as follows: 800 numbers Dial 001-880-then the number 866 numbers Dial 001-883-then the number 877 numbers Dial 001-882-then the number 888 numbers Dial 001-881-then the number

Emergencies: 060 Red Cross: 065 Non-Emergency Police 322.290.0507 Fire Department: 322.223.9476

Ahoy Cruisers! Day Ship 2-Aug Carnival Miracle 3-Aug Carnival Miracle 10-Aug Carnival Miracle 17-Aug Carnival Miracle 23-Aug Carnival Miracle 24-Aug Carnival Miracle 29-Aug Disney Wonder 31-Aug Carnival Miracle

Passengers 2,124 2,124 2,124 2,124 2,124 2,124 2,500 2,124

Ambulance: 322.222.1533

Consulates American Consulate Immigration: Nuevo Vallarta: 322.224.7719 322.222.0069 24 hrs Guadalajara: Consumer Protection: 333.268.2145 01.800.468.8722 Tourism Offices Canadian Consulate Jalisco: 322.221.2676 322.293.2894 Nayarit: 322.297.1006 24 hrs: 1.800.706.2900

In port this month

In the month of August Puerto Vallarta welcomes 17,368 passengers!

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he kids are back in school. The streets are quiet for the first time since last August. This isn’t expected to last long though, with a record number of visitors to our fair Bay already in 2016. A report from Puerto Vallarta’s Tourism Office says we enjoyed 80% occupancy over the summer with most visitors coming from Guadalajara, Leon, San Luis Potosi and Aguascalientes. Tourism numbers have been on a steady incline; in 2015 there were 3,595,500 visitors to Puerto Vallarta area, up 35% from the lowest point in 2009. Of this 2,469,300 were foreigners and 1,124,200 were nationals. In the first six months of 2016, we have seen 2,572,500 visitors up nearly 13% from 2015. We also expect to have between 150-155 cruise ships visit our port in 2016 up from the 131 that arrived in 2015. Ships typically hold between 1,500-3,500 passengers, each of whom spends approximately $96 while ashore. Long anticipated upgrades to the cruise ship terminal

are expected to increase the number of passengers. While many of us revel in the relative peace of our bay, September is often referred to as SeptHambre - hambre meaning hungry - by those who work for daily wages and tips. Faced with very little income and possible lay offs over the next eight to ten weeks before the winter season ramps up, compounded by the expense of sending their children to school, many in Vallarta struggle financially through September and October. Please consider this and shop locally. Tip generously. In the past week, since I last sat down to write this column I have traveled through Mexico City, revisiting the hot spots and checking out some new gems. I finally made

it to Coyoacan and the Frida Kahlo museum. Later that evening we streamed Frida (starring Salma Hyack) on Netflix and then while

SPCA of Puerto Vallarta

ome and spend a rewarding afternoon cuddling the animals at Puerto Vallarta’s SPCA Sanctuary. Our dogs and cats are awaiting “forever homes” and your help is needed to jump start their socialization. The goal is to get these animals adjusted and ready to interact in the real world. The majority of the SPCA animals either come from extremely abusive situations or they have been abandoned. Your love and attention can make up for that sad history. During your visit, you can interact with the animals and even take a dog (or two or three) for a walk.

visiting Guanajuato later in the week, we toured the Diego Riviera museum. In total we visited Tequila, Patzcuaro, Metepec, Mexico City, Teotihuacan, Guanajuato, Leon and Mascota before pulling back into Vallarta, having murdered a million bugs on our windshield along our 2500 km route. On our first night we stayed in the first hotel we saw in the Patzcuaro plaza, and on our last night a hotel in Mascota that was thankfully open with available rooms . Otherwise, we used Airbnb for all our stays with varying success. In Mexico City, a miscommunication led us

During the low season (May through October), reservations to visit the sanctuary need to be made in advance. To make a reservation, contact us at spcapv@gmail.com. We appreciate any donations you can bring for our rescues and also please feel free to bring treats for sanctuary staff as they truly appreciate it. To see our animals available for adoption, visit our Facebook page at www.facebook.com/spcapv. Go to Photos where you will also find individual Albums for all the animals available as well as a bit of their history. Please be aware that our adoption fee within Mexico

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is $1,500 pesos. To make donations via PayPal, select the “Donate” option on our Facebook page www.facebook. com/spcapv or on our website at http://spcapv.com/donate/. You can drop off any donations for the SPCA at Hacienda San Angel located at Calle Miramar 336, above Our Lady of Guadalupe Church in El Centro. Get involved…rescue, adopt, foster, volunteer, donate or educate. Contact us at spcapv@ gmail.com. You can learn more about the SPCA Puerto Vallarta by checking us out at www.spcapv. com/home or on Facebook.

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to missing our intended Airbnb reservation and booking another. It turned out to be a fantastic hotel in the middle of Condesa for less than $40/night (this is basically unheard of as a decent hotel in Mexico City is usually $150 and up). Airbnb has changed the face of travel, especially for those of us who prefer a little off the beaten path. At no time we were stopped, threatened or intimidated. A stupid parking ticket, a couple of rough roads, and two blown tires would be the extent of our mishaps over the two-week road trip. The Mascota – Guadalajara highway is in terrible shape and unless you’re driving a Hummer with reinforced tires, take the cuota. And don’t drive it at night, without a spare, during a rain storm or you just might need to call my new friend Vicente, the only tow truck driver in the area. (He speaks perfect English and works around the clock, let me know if you need his number.) Also, there are passable hotel rooms in Mascota for only $340 pesos a night. And it really is a beautiful little

town to wake up in, even if it’s not part of your plan. I regularly receive emails asking for tips on travel in Mexico. If you are planning a trip around Jalisco or Nayarit and have questions, please don’t hesitate to ask. I spend many of my weekends taking short trips out of town. In my years here I have also explored much of Michoacan, Oaxaca, the Yucatan, Playa del Carmen and Tulum as well as the La Huasteca region, Veracruz, Guanajuato, Puebla and Mexico City. I am happy to share my experiences. For now, I am back in Vallarta and excited to spend a little downtime at the beach and maybe hit up a beach club or hotel pool for some staycation relaxation. As usual, I remind you to please shop local, say no to those silly straws (you have two lips, use them as intended) pick up your litter and take care if you see a momma turtle doing her thing on the beach. Enjoy your weekend. Safe Travels, Madeline

Letters to the Editor Dear Editor, Introducing Miguel Angel Romero Cadena He is one of the five children traveling to Disneyland in September with CANICA. When Miguel did not feel well back in 2011, he was tested and the doctor recommended that he see a specialty doctor in Guadalajara. We sent him to Guadalajara and after many, many exams he was diagnosed with LINFOBLESTIC LEUKEMIA. Miguel Angel was given only a 10% chance of survival. For three long years he fought to get well, and by July 2015, is in remission. He lost school time, but has been committed to get ahead, and has just completed his second semester of Preparatoria. During this summer he did school service with the Puerto Vallarta Fire Department! Soon he will be joining Military School! We are very proud of Miguel Angel, he fought to get well, did homework when he felt better, and has never given up on anything. He is a proud young teen who we know will become an educated adult who will give back to his community; and some time in the future he might be deciding on making Puerto Vallarta a better place for all of us to enjoy. We invite the residents and visitors to Vallarta to join us on

September 9th at 9am and meet the five CANICA TEENS, who will be at the breakfast sponsored for the second year by The River Café. Tickets are $200 pesos or $15 USD. Please call and make your reservation at The River Café at # 322-223-0788. or stop by and buy your tickets. Looking forward to seeing you all at the breakfast. Lots of raffles items and a chance to meet our heroes. Muchas gracias, Aurora CANICA – Children with Cancer Puerto Vallarta CANICA supports children with cancer and their families with funds for medical treatment and basic necessities such as bus fares to travel to Guadalajara, food, medication and specialized requests. They currently support over 25 children.

news Foreign investment up 4.6% in first semester Airbnb on pace to become world’s 04

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he US $14.385-billion total is in line with expectations If Foreign Direct Investment (FDI) is any measure of confidence in a country’s potential, Mexico is in good shape. Foreign investment during the first six months of the year was US $14.385 billion, up 4.6% over the same period in 2015, according to information provided by the Economy Secretariat. The figure is in line with the government’s objective of $30 billion annually. It is also in line with expectations for $25 billion this year by Barclays México, said chief economist Marco Oviedo, who said conditions worldwide would suggest higher FDI than predicted for the remainder of the year. Higher numbers depend on acceleration in manufacturing activity in the United States, he said. U.S. elections could generate some uncertainty for investors but

there has been no indication of that yet. The elections’ “protectionist theme” could have an effect but will not likely be a factor this year, Oviedo said. Manufacturing has attracted 62.4% of investments between January and June, financial services 11.5%, transportation and warehousing 5.2%, mining 4.4% and trade 4.2%. Thirty-five per cent of investors were from the U.S., 14% were from Israel, 12.9% from Spain, 7.6% from Germany and 5.9% from Canada. Mexico City was the chief destination for investors’ funds, attracting $3.33 billion,

followed by Nuevo León which received $1.74 billion, Jalisco $1.569 billion, State of México $1.19 billion and Baja California, $775 million. Manuel Díaz of customs brokerage GrupoEi said FDI figures show that there is a perception that the federal administration’s structural reforms outweigh any impact created by a climate of insecurity or a negative image for the rule of law as a result of blockades by the dissident teachers’ union, the CNTE. Nor have the United Kingdom’s vote to leave the European Union or the U.S. elections had any effect on FDI growth, Díaz said. A foreign investor is not going to put his money where he feels there is risk, he observed. “FDI is the best thermometer to show there is confidence in the country.”

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4th largest online travel company By Danny King irbnb will likely become the world’s fourth-largest online-travel intermediary by the end of the year, as the peerto-peer accommodations service continues to boost demand from its core leisure sector and more nascent business contingent, according to research firm Phocuswright. Closely held Airbnb, which doesn’t disclose bookings or revenue figures, likely generated about $7.5 billion in gross bookings in 2015, and is likely to surpass the annual bookings of European OTA eDreams Odigeo this year, Phocuswright said. eDreams Odigeo’s five brands, which include Opodo, Travelink and Go Voyages, generated 10.7 billion euros ($12 billion) in bookings for the year ended March 31, according to eDreams Odigeo’s public filings. After this year, Phocuswright expects that Airbnb will trail only Expedia Inc., Priceline Group and

China-based Ctrip in annual gross bookings among online travel intermediaries. Expedia and Priceline generated $61 billion and $56 billion, respectively, in gross bookings last year, according to company filings. San Francisco-based Airbnb’s growth stems from the rapid adoption of home-based lodging. Almost one in three U.S. travelers stayed at a home-based unit last year, up from about one in 10 in 2011, Phocuswright said. Additionally, Airbnb’s growth disproves the claim within the hotel industry that recent consolidation amid OTAs has given Expedia and Priceline too much sway over accommodations pricing and distribution, wrote Doug Quinby, Phocuswright vice president of research. Hotel industry lobbyists last year decried Expedia’s acquisition of Orbitz Worldwide because the buyout gave Expedia and Priceline control over about 90% of the OTA

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05 market in the U.S. “Three guys without a lick of travel industry experience got together and have managed to create the fourth-largest online travel intermediary, just as OTA consolidation accelerated,” wrote Quinby. “So who says you can’t build an online travel company today?” Airbnb this summer filed documentation indicating that it was raising $850 million in a funding round that would value the 9-year-old company at about $30 billion, Bloomberg News reported earlier this month. Airbnb has declined to comment on valuations and funding efforts. Priceline’s market value is about $69 billion, while Expedia’s is about $17 billion. Airbnb earlier this year also reportedly received a $1 billion credit line from a group of lenders that included Bank of America, Citigroup and JPMorgan Chase and Morgan Stanley. Some analysts have said the debt indicates that the company may be preparing to go public.

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Airbnb in Vallarta-Nayarit Southwest Airlines Announces New Flight From Oakland

Recently actress Gwyneth Paltrow has stayed at an Airbnb in Punta Mita. Costing upwards of $10,000 a night it might be a little hefty for most of our vacation budgets but a quick glance through Puerto Vallarta and Riviera Nayarit

listings shows there is plenty of variety if you’re looking for a home away from home. From 1-16+ guests you can find entire villas, studio apartments and shared rooms from $10 - $10,000 a night.

his is the fifth new daily direct flight the airline has inaugurated to the tourism region of Vallarta Nayarit. Southwest Airlines has confirmed a new daily direct flight from the Oakland International Airport to the Lic. Gustavo Díaz Ordaz International Airport, improving connectivity between San Francisco Bay and Puerto Vallarta and the Riviera Nayarit. The new flight—which is still awaiting US government approval— has a start date of February 12, 2017 and will last the season through April 24, 2017. Tickets have been on sale since August 4th. "As we constantly look at new opportunities to connect Bay Area travelers with fun and exciting places in their lives, these Mexico beach

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destinations have long topped the list," said Dave Harvey, Southwest Airlines' Managing Director of Business Development. In little more than a year, Southwest Airlines has launched three new flights from Denver, Houston and Orange County, which, added to the Los Angeles and Oakland flights—both still awaiting approval on behalf of the authorities—means five new flights to the region. “Southwest has identified the Mexican Pacific as the ideal destination for their clients,” said Marc Murphy, Managing Director of the Riviera Nayarit Convention and Visitors Bureau. “Add to this an increase in tourist visits to our destinations and it all points to more new flights— at least, that’s our hope!”

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Mystery dinner theatre seeks local actors

he arrangements for the new murder mystery dinner theatre which will go ahead in Puerto Vallarta early in the tourist season are coming along well, for this strikingly funny and exciting show. But not all roles have been cast yet, and the producers, including

writer Bodie Kellogg are anxious to audition amateurs as well as professional actors. Bodie Kellogg told us “We’ve been so fortunate in finding some breathtakingly wonderful actors for the Puerto Vallarta production. But we need a few more. If someone has a strong sense of humor, and

wants to act, our Director may be able to make it happen. Take a look at the murderinmexico.com website, or write to us at wendy@murderinmexico.com. This is a great opportunity for diverting and convivial work. We have more fun putting on the show than anyone could imagine.” The roles offered are properly remunerated and require evening work, for both nationals and gringo/ as. Good English is mandatory. With five star Trip Advisor reviews from the original Mazatlán shows, it seems Puerto Vallarta can look forward to yet another great event for tourists and locals alike to enjoy themselves here. But only if a couple more stars are found from the local population. Murder in Mexico is presently undertaking considerations and expects to announce the venue for the show within a number of weeks. It is envisaged that the show will run one or two nights a week, giving ample opportunity for audience members to pick the murderer, motive, and method.

The Good Morning Wake Up Show celebrates one year

ince retiring to Puerto Vallarta last year Michael Nolen has been keen to give back to the community. ‘You can only play so much golf before you start to question your retirement,’ Michael philosophized. Started by Rector Marco Antonio Cortes Guardado, and Michael in August 2015, The Good Morning Wake Up Show is broadcast as part of the University of Guadalajara’s 104.3 FM radio station at the Puerto Vallarta campus. The main purpose of the show is to get the English-speaking community in Puerto Vallarta, and The Bay of Banderas area involved with the activities and events of the university. ‘I never saw any of the other English-speaking expatiates at the UdG / CUC activities and events,’ Michael said. ‘There were just so many great things happening that I wanted to get more people involved.’ Some of the regular activities available are cooking, yoga, language classes, and flower arranging classes - all of which are free. There are also sports games taking place on campus that you can watch, such as soccer, volleyball and rugby. Moreover, the

university runs different events and festivals each year, such as the university’s film festival, an annual event that showcases independent films. Michael’s show, however, isn’t solely about the university; he is dedicated to all types of events and news in the Banderas Bay area, and regularly does updates on weather, safety and entertainment. He gives advice on such things as transferring money from the USA, and Canada, How to get a Mexican drivers license, buying real estate, day trips, even how to take the correct buses around town. You can also expect great music, exclusive interviews, and more. “We just try and inform the English-speaking population on

how they can make their lives a little better, a little easier, and how they can get involved with all the great stuff that is going on, as a lot of the people down here are retired and looking for a sense of community. We’re very grateful to the president of the university Marco Antonio Cortez, who has been very generous, not only with his time but also offering us the opportunity to work here at the radio station.” The Good Morning Wake Up Show is broadcast every Saturday from 9:00-10:00 am at udgtv.com/ radio-puerto-vallarta/en-vivo. For more information on the show, events and activities you can email Michael at 104.3wakeupshow@ gmail.com.

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From Here Marcia Blondin

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chool is back in session this week in Vallarta so that means “Septihambre” is right around the corner. The play on words signifies the hardest month economically in our city; getting the kids back to school is very expensive for the average Vallartense family. Many restaurants and bars close in September for vacations and to get ready for the upcoming season; which, from all indications, will surpass last year’s bonanza. With all of that, the rather large tours continue, in English, Spanish and French, so lend a hand if you see someone clearly in need of direction. And, please, shop locally. CK-Productions “Splash and Dance” went ahead as promised even though the weather was less than perfect. What a great place Tacho’s Park is! We were all tucked under a gigantic palapa with nary a drop of rain water to spoil the great Cuban food and Latin music. We nibbled on the finest ceviche I have ever had the pleasure of sinking my teeth into; wonderfully fresh and delicious. The lively music and impromptu dance lessons were provided by Pacifico Tropical; you can catch them late at night at Oceano on

the Malecon. I had a chance to visit Archie’s Wok for dinner last week to celebrate a friend’s 65th birthday. It has been far too many years; Cindy still exudes that zen calmness that permeates her very busy restaurant. What a lovely treat to see her, daughter Kiyoki, and their staff. Thanks for everything, Cindy, and more 65th birthday congrats to Jack. By the way, Archie’s Wok is on vacation until October 10th! Speaking of birthdays, our editor, Madeline’s, was also last week. She is celebrating all over the Republic, literally; looking for shoes in all the wrong places. We Canadian women have big feet compared to our adopted Mexican sisters! If you’re looking for a way to keep cool this summer and still avoid crowds and find tranquility on Los Muertos Beach – head for Sapphire Ocean Club just before the Blue Chairs. Towel service, super waiters, great freshly blended non-alcoholic drinks and/ or bottled water included – clip the 50%-off coupon in this issue and go and enjoy the salt water and the pool any day of the week. It is simply glorious! And that is it, From Here.

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Dealing with Vallarta Heat

t’s hard being an active parent when it’s this hot. Living in Puerto Vallarta in August means that you are just trying to hold on to the basic tenets of human decency. Even the smallest movements need to be planned out and measured so as to not provoke the sweat glands that send rivulets coursing down one’s back and into one’s undergarments. Because once this happens, a person’s temperament, personality and very sense of self begin to spin dangerously out of control. They say that crime rates go up in many cities around the world during a heat wave. People become short-tempered, easily irritated and impatient. They do things they wouldn’t normally do. I believe that we Vallartans are less affected by this statistic because summer in our part of the world isn’t a “heat wave”. It’s a state of existence for nearly five months of every year. You might ask yourself, what kind of people would stick around a place where they know they will face soaring temperatures and average humidity of 80% during the summer months?

I can answer this: the kind of people who can tough it out without turning to a life of crime, that’s who. The kind of people who know which grocery stores don’t skimp on the A/C. The kind of people who own little kiddie pools long after they are parents of little kiddies. The kind of people who can last for days on cold sandwiches and store-bought jello. We are talking about a unique and tenacious group of very special human beings. But that doesn’t mean we don’t get grumpy. That doesn’t mean that we have the energy to deal with the outside world, even one

that contains the joy and wonder of Pokemon Go creatures. That doesn’t mean that we don’t spend hours pretending to look for an obscure bathroom fixture in Home Depot so that we don’t have to use the A/C in our own homes. Sure, I’d love to be on Pinterest with my daughter, making detailed plans about her room décor transition from purple to turquoise and giggling over our lopsided and quirky attempts at making tissue paper flowers, but I’m sort of busy trying not to scream at anyone when they skin touches mine by accident. From what I can gather by the way everyone is talking to one another (PLEASE get OUT of my ROOM), the other members of my family feel roughly the same way. Plus, if you find success with a craft that has anything to do with tissue paper in front of a fan turned on full blast, you are a better person than I. And I guarantee that you belong here in Vallarta. You are a survivor. Here are some tips to being a nice, or at least decent, parent during the hot months of Vallarta summer. On the weekends, go out and do things first thing in the morning. It’s actually pretty decent outside at the time, and it’s not crowded. Plus, then you can spend the rest of the day on the couch, congratulating yourself because you already did something. Tell the kids to bring their problems to you, wherever you are. I am usually lying on the floor, because the tile is cooler. Avoid moving at all costs. You need to save your movements for smiling, because that’s a nice parent quality. Fill up a kiddie pool on the patio, or the front yard, or anywhere where you can supervise your family while sitting in water. If you already have a pool, then you are a step ahead. And you should probably invite me over. Foster your sense of humor. You’re going to need it. I recommend pinterestfails.com.

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A “926”? It’s not a new kind of Tequila--But Perhaps One Could Come Handy Now by Orlando Gotay, Tax Attorney

rom time to time, I learn of folks who consider acquiring real property in Mexico by creating a foreign corporation and then having the corporation buy the property. The reasons I hear are varied. More often than not the desire may be to have the property listed in a name that is not their own. Grin. The federal tax code is replete with opportunities to “screw it up”. Little publicized requirements— often coupled with draconian penalties for noncompliance, should give pause and invite careful reflection as to what one wants to do, and how to do it right. Enter IRS Form 926. This virtual unknown is used to report contributions of property by US persons to foreign corporations. For example, cash contributions by a US person that ends up owning or controlling 10% or more of the foreign corporation are reportable, as is cash exceeding $100,000 in the preceding 12 months. Don’t think of splitting things up with a relative. The IRS already thought of that, too. There is another form for reporting transactions with foreign partnerships and one for foreign trusts. They do try to cover all the bases. Of course, the ‘926’ is in addition to a wide array of other

reporting requirements that may apply to the same set of facts. That cash contribution triggers one kind of report, and ownership of the corporation requires a separate one. Of course, the Foreign Bank Account Reports (FBAR), Statement of Specified Foreign Financial Assets (Form 8938) are additional examples. The sad thing is that each requirement has really meaningful penalties, and they all add up. Form 926 violations are a cool 10% of the property contributed, up to $100,000. Besides, that aspect of the return can be audited “forever” until 3 years after the 926 is in fact filed. If the IRS thinks there was “intentional disregard” of the rule, the $100,000 penalty limit does not apply. Tequila, anyone?

Orlando Gotay is a California licensed tax attorney (with a Master of Laws in Taxation) admitted to practice before the IRS, the U.S. Tax Court and other taxing agencies. His love of things Mexican has led him to devote part of his practice to the tax matters of U.S. expats in Mexico. He can be reached at tax@orlandogotay.com. Consult with your U.S. tax professional of choice. This article is only food for thought and is not specific advice to you.

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Sayulita: Unlocking a Mexican surf town’s sweetest secrets

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By Karen Kwan

In La Cruz

By Cindy Bouchard

Cindy Bouchard, an expat Canadian runs a Boutique Inn, Villa Amor del Mar in La Cruz de Huanacaxtle. She and her husband Chris are living and lovin’ in Vallarta–Nayarit. If you want more info on La Cruz or desire… A very special vacation contact cindy@VillaAmordelMar.com

s I travel to my ‘other’ home for the summer I’m reminded of how much I adore all my communities of friends and family. Love of community inspires my life! When Chris and I decided to take a sabbatical in small-town Mexico, what we desired most was to live amongst the locals. What we’ve come to realize is that locals doesn’t necessarily mean Mexican nationals although that was definitely our original intent. We’re blessed to say that many of our friends were born and raised in Mexico and we cherish sharing meals (and recipes), our different traditions and more. Another kind of local, an expat or expatriate, defined as someone residing in a country other than that of their citizenship, creates a community that is vibrant! With friends from all over the globe; Germany, Estonia, Venezuela, Wales, England, Scotland, South Africa, Australia, New Zealand, Spain, France, Austria and of course USA and Canada conversations take all sorts of wonderful turns. We’re a united bunch who, mostly due to our similar bold move to another land, contribute to our community. Whether by simply eating out and buying locally or taking great strides to make a difference, the people of La Cruz, in general, benefit. A friend who has lived here her entire life told me that when the ‘expats’ started arriving locals had more job options. She also said that her friends liked meeting others from around the world. I respect how hard they work to learn English; which as I struggle to learn Spanish means the world to me! There are so many ways folks help others. Recently there were two impressive community initiatives that warmed my heart and are typical of our La Cruz’ers. The first was for a sweet young girl who needed a heart operation, and then another and then

another. This tiny eight-year old had three heart surgeries in less than six months. Of course they had medical expenses but her parents also needed to be with her and have taken time from work and hence there is no money coming in. The people of La Cruz, led by Mandy of Britannia pub and others, got together and had not one but two fundraisers. Folks donated and bought auction items, others baked and sold their goods for the cause. Bands donated their time and so much more. Little Allison is recovering now. For updates: https://www. gofundme.com/2hwgtqc

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There are those who give by supporting others, in this instance, kids in the summer. Amigos de la Cruz put on a summer program for kids led by Joan Gil and Mayra Franco, who along with a great staff made summer fun for 65 students ages 4 to 14. Always, when needed, folks come together to lend a hand; nationals and expats. I so like that! Then there are the fun times, which often have a fundraising component where locals support Amigos de La Cruz to raise money for children and seniors, for town cleanup, recycling and more. Last week my hubby and I took part in the ‘Diner en blanc’ in Vancouver where 6500+ people got together for Canada’s largest picnic, ever. Getting folks to not only dress ‘head to toe’ in white but to bring all necessary picnic items including table, chairs and table setting… talk about community! It got me very excited about a top-secret (for now) event that will rival that experience. Watch the calendar http://www.amigoslacruz. org/calendar So if you ever wonder about living in La Cruz; imagine expats building community by sharing traditions from many lands… doing good for all; usually with live music, dancing and great food!

nly a half-hour drive on a leafy, winding road from Puerto Vallarta airport lies the relaxed surf town Sayulita. It’s somehow managed to stay relatively under the radar — in fact, brush up on your Spanish in order to converse with many of the locals — even though everyone who visits falls in love with its laidback atmosphere, waves and sweet sunsets. To get the most out of your vacay, here are six of Sayulita’s sweetest secrets.

Surf and SUP

With manageable waves for beginners and bigger ones for the more experienced, Sayulita has long been a favourite for those looking to improve their surf skills. Sign up for inexpensive lessons (USD$60 for a 90-minute lesson, plus an additional hour with the board at Lunazul) to learn how to get up, identify good waves and how to safely fall. When the tide is too high for surfing, rent a SUP from Stand Up Sayulita and venture toward Playa de Los Muertos (in the rainy season, let the sound of the cicadas in the jungle lead you).

Shop

Design-minded folks will swoon over the pretty jewelry, graphic ceramics, soft rugs and breathtakingly decorated skulls (both authentic and ceramic ones are available) from local and Oaxacan artists at Evoke the Spirit. In the same plaza, you’ll find stylish embroidered tunics and

boho jewelry at shops like Pashan and Tori by the Sea, but for charming crafts, hit up the street vendors making pieces by hand.

Savasana

Haven’t found your zen by catching that perfect wave? Drop in for a yoga class at Hotelito Los Suenos, where you can select from vinyasa, hatha, yin, or their signature session in the a.m., which focuses on breathwork and alignment.

Swim

When the waves prove too strong in the playa principal, walk 10 minutes south past Villa Amor and the colourful cemetery to Playa de los Muertos. Here, the water is calmer and the beach less crowded.

Savour

Indulge in a wide variety of inexpensive beach snacks including fresh banana bread, empanadas, shrimp skewers and fresh fruit. In town, make like a local and get your tacos carnitas at Carnitas Prieto’s, fish tacos at The Real Fish Taco, and seafood at Mary’s. Cool off with a juicy paleta or creamy gelato from one of two locations of Wakika.

Sleep

Located on the north side, Hotel Diamante is tucked away from town, but convenient (the beach is just steps away) and cozy (AC and ceiling fans so you can sleep in cool comfort). Its pool in the courtyard is the perfect spot to hide in the shade with a book or for a nap on a chaise longue.

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Bucerias Art District Beat By Gordon Mayer

There’s a Market for That

fter many years of active resistance, Teri and I have recently switched to the both lauded and maligned iPhone. It has been, if nothing else, eye opening as we moved from a beloved but sadly declining Canadian cell phone company who I will not name out of patriotic reverence, to the endless world of Apple and the “There’s an app for that” mentality. At this point there is a nostalgic part of me that wishes I could report that we have regretted the change and await a celebrated homecoming to our homeland’s manufacturer. The truth is neither of us will be switching back soon because we have found that the applications are numerous, helpful, inexpensive and have increased our interaction with friends and family greatly. Who knew? Are you wondering what in the world this has to do with the Bucerias Art District (BAD) and the community therein? Let me explain… In the Bucerias Art District there are a number of hidden gems that we have been talking about these past few months. World class art, cuisine, music, accommodation and one of the most beautiful places on earth to live are all found here on the Bahia de Banderas and in particular Bucerias and the BAD. One of these occurs every Sunday at the edge of the district

in the form of the local market. This week we woke early on Sunday morning and ventured out to take in the hustle and bustle of the weekly happening. To describe the atmosphere I can only parrot some of the comments of the vendors as we stopped in to look: “What do you need? We’ve got it. What are you looking for? We’ll find it for you.” Did you lose the cube from your iPhone charger? They have those (thankfully). Socks? Shorts? Shirts? Hats? You can outfit an entire wardrobe at bargain prices second hand and new. Looking for some new music? You’ll hear plenty as you walk through and find hours of listening to purchase.

Household goods, parts for your car, motorcycle, bicycle and yes, the kitchen sink, are all there for you to find. Fresh fruits and vegetables along with grow-your-own herbs and flowers await your picking. Even the freshest of meats can be cut to your preference. All located along the dry riverbed at the northwest corner of the BAD. So yes, it’s a typical market and there is just about everything you could sell at a market. What makes it a hidden gem? What strikes you as you enter the market are the smiling faces and greetings from vendors and their families. These are the local people who have shaped Bucerias into the welcoming community that the first BAD artists fell in love with and the warmth of their welcome is still evident. Are you looking for that particular whatchamacallit that goes on the thingy on your bike that broke? Bring it, and one of the vendors with a literal truckload of bicycle parts will help you find it. Parts will fly and boxes will be shoved around as assurances are uttered until the part is found or the contact made to obtain it. This is typical. Yes, this is a sales market and yes of course all the regular rules of ‘caveat emptor’ apply. But it is easy to feel confident as you interact with those selling and assisting you to find that thing you need for a fair price because these are the people of Bucerias and one of the most precious gems of our community is the people. The greeting, followed by the welcome and appreciation for your business are genuine, something that is sorely lacking in many places. Am I overestimating? See for yourself this Sunday… but bring pesos and a bag because I bet there is something you want or need and in Bucerias, just outside the BAD, there’s a market for that.

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Kim Kardashian Returns To The Riviera Nayarit

he spent the weekend in Punta Mita with her children, North and Saint West, as well as her friend Jasmine Sanders. Kim Kardashian did it again! She shook up social media and the Internet by appearing in a tiny bikini while playing with her children, showing off her slimmed down figure in Punta Mita. She stayed last weekend at Cara Aramara, owned by her close friend

Joe Francis, where she enjoyed her time off with kids North and Saint West, three and 8 months, respectively. She was very active on social media where she shared images and videos along with her friend Jasmine Sanders. Kim also brought her personal trainer along, who is responsible for having helped her drop 30 kg (66 lbs.) after her pregnancy, this according to the international press.

Tail of the Whale Among the Top Par 3 Holes Worldwide

he hole, part of the Pacífico Golf Course in the Punta Mita development of the Riviera Nayarit, places 7th in the world for being the only natural island green. The UK edition of GQ Magazine published an article sponsored by Hugo Boss that picks the top ten Par 3 holes in the world, among them, Hole 3B at the Pacífico Golf Course in Punta Mita in the Riviera Nayarit. Better known as the “Tail of the Whale,” Hole 3B came in seventh.

According to the article, “Jack Nicklaus described the 3B at Pacífico as the best par 3 hole he ever designed, and it’s difficult to argue with the Golden Bear. Described as the world’s only natural island green (it is built on an offshore atoll) and dubbed ‘the tail of the whale’, golfers always face a head wind from the Pacific making the spectacular tee-shot even harder. If you manage to avoid the ocean, the bunkers, the sea breeze, and you hit it hard enough, maybe you have a chance…”

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Marsol Market by the Pier

he Marsol Hotel is one of the oldest in Vallarta and can boast a list of guests that return year after year – almost since the building went up more than 50 years ago. It sits with its entrance on Fca. Rodriguez Street – now closed to traffic and being transformed into a lovely plant-filled walkway. Next to the Marsol is Cuates y Cuetes - a restaurant/bar with great food, right on the beach and home to an annual Jazz Festival that has been running more than 20 years; a popular meeting place for tourists and ex-pats. The new Pier is just a few years old and is fabulous to see at night. Anyone catching a water taxi in town to go to Boca de Tomatlan, Quimixto, Mismaloya and other ports, pick up their rides at the Pier. Interesting shops and great restaurants and bars literally surround the Marsol Hotel. Every Friday from 9:30 to 1:30, our vendors set up shop to bring you the finest silver jewelry, quirky handcrafts, unusual foodstuffs and herbal products designed to make you beautiful inside and out.

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Old Dogs, New tricks

Many members of IFC are passionate about learning new things. Starting in November the club will be offering classes in Spanish and bridge. In January, the Monday evening movie series and the Friday morning lectures start. Add Friday bridge, social hour and dine-around and you have a great place to learn and to meet new friends.

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Three Hens & a Rooster Market News

he best summer food in the scalding-hot tropics means anything you don’t have to personally cook or reheat! Three Hens has vendors that are up by 3 am every Saturday morning prepping exquisite food so you don’t have to. Mark Hughes reverently referred to as “THE Pie Guy” makes individual quiches that require absolutely nothing to add to/do-to but be hungry. Each quiche is stuffed full of fresh veggies – including leeks – and meats and cheeses according to Old-World recipes, and heavy cream. The crust is always, ALWAYS, exquisite. Pair one with a Waldorf or Chef salad from Mama Gloria Sue and you’ll be well-fed. If you don’t eat quiche, Mama wants you to know she will have fried chicken with potato salad this Saturday. Gloria Sue sells

out FAST every week, so pre-order on Facebook. With every purchase this Saturday, Mama is giving away a 16-ounce glass of her home-grown mint limonada, free. And for dessert: pound cake with key lime/cream cheese frosting! That and jalapeño jam is available from Pat Wagner who is inviting one and all to visit her shop full of new women’s plus-size clothes from $200 pesos. Mimi is fabulous in hand-me-down finery including very chic handbags and shades…you will find Mimi outside Marcia’s Boutique. We all welcome back Mr. Bill – one Fabulous Fabric Fellow MIA last week. We’re happy you are feeling better! Three Hens & a Rooster Market is every Saturday from 9 to 1 at Venustiano Carranza 466.

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atharine was born in Hartford, Connecticut, on May 12, 1907. She was the second of 6 children; her father was a doctor, and her mother was an early feminist who was important in the Connecticut Suffrage movement. Her parents were criticized by their community for their progressive views, and the children were raised to speak their mind and encouraged to debate on any topic, especially about barriers they encountered. Katharine was a tomboy who liked to call herself Jimmy and cut her hair short like a boy’s. Golf became a passion of Katharine’s, and she took daily lessons even reaching the semi-final of the Connecticut Young Women’s Golf Championship. Katharine was a fan of movies from a young age and went to see one every Saturday night. Tragedy struck her at 14 years old, when she discovered the body of her adored older brother Tom, from an apparent suicide. The death of her brother affected Katharine greatly, and she dropped out of school and opted for private tutoring for several years. In 1924, Katharine returned to the classroom when she attended college to satisfy her mother. She was drawn to the drama department, but participation was conditional on good grades. She managed to integrate and bring her grades up enough to participate in plays. She landed the lead role in a production of “The Woman in the

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KATHARINE HEPBURN

– Part 1 QUEEN OF 20TH CENTURY CINEMA

Moon” in her senior year and the positive response it received solidified Katharine’s plans to pursue a theatrical career. The day after graduating, Katharine went to Baltimore to meet with the producer of a stock theatre company who cast her in one of his plays. She received good reviews, and the producer sent her to New York as the understudy to the leading lady. A week before opening, the lead actress was fired and replaced with Katharine, which

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gave her a starring role only four weeks into her theatre career. On opening night, Katharine showed up late, mixed up her lines, tripped over her feet, and spoke too fast for anyone to understand. She was immediately fired. But Katharine was not discouraged and joined up with another New York producer, Arthur Hopkins. Her Broadway debut came on November 12, 1928, at the Cort Theatre, in the role of a schoolgirl in “These Days”, but

reviews for the show were bad, and it closed after only eight nights. Her next Broadway role was as an understudy in “Holiday”, but after only two weeks, she quit to marry Ludlow Smith, a college friend. She planned to give up the theatre but began to miss it and resumed the understudy role in “Holiday,” which she kept for six months. The next couple of years, Katharine worked with several stock companies and theatres, while studying with a drama coach.

But several directors and producers fired her telling her she had no talent and was not very good. Katharine was getting very discouraged and unsure of her future. She took a small role in a new play, but as rehearsals began she was asked to read for the lead in the Greek fable “The Warrior’s Husband.” This Broadway play would prove to finally show Katharine’s talent and become her breakout role. “The Warrior’s Husband” opened March 11, 1932, at the Morosco Theatre on Broadway and ran for three months. Katharine received positive reviews and the New York Press wrote, “It’s been many a night since so glowing a performance has brightened the Broadway scene.” A scout for a Hollywood agent saw Katharine’s performance and asked her to test for a part in the upcoming RKO film “A Bill of Divorcement”. Director George Cukor was impressed by what he saw and offered her the role. Katherine demanded $1,500 a week, which was a large amount for an unknown actress. RKO accepted her demands and they signed Katharine to a temporary contract with a three-week guarantee. RKO head, David O. Selznick recounted that he took a “tremendous chance” in casting the unusual actress. Next week we’ll look at Katherine getting her foot into Hollywood’s door and breaking it down. Fred Jacobs is a full-time resident of Puerto Vallarta and the author of three books.

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ouncer is the sweetest young Boxer mix just ten months old and weighing almost 42 pounds. Typical of his breed, he still acts and plays like a puppy. Bouncer gets along with all other dogs although he can be a bit rough so is better with dogs his own size or larger. Bouncer has been dewormed, neutered and is current on all his vaccines. Now he just needs his forever family to make his life complete. If you are ready to take this sweet boy home, contact us at spcapv@gmail.com for an application.

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