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and Riviera Nayarit Here is some advice to make your trip a little easier and more enjoyable. TIME ZONE: The entire state of Jalisco is on Central Time, as is the southern part of the State of Nayarit starting from Guayabitos in the north. BUSES: A system of urban buses with different routes can bring you from one end of the bay to the other and all the spots in between. Current fare in Puerto Vallarta is $7.50 pesos per ticket and passengers must purchase a new ticket every time they board another bus. There are no “transfers”. TAXIS: There are set rates within defined zones of town. Do not enter a taxi without agreeing on the price with the driver first. Price is per trip not person. MONEY EXCHANGE: Although you may have to wait in line for a few minutes, banks will give you a higher rate of exchange than the exchange booths (caja de cambio). You will need your passport. Better yet, use your bank card to withdraw funds from any ATM machine. Note that ATM’s in the banks are the safest to use and generally charge lower fees. DRINKING WATER: For the 18th year in a row, Puerto Vallarta’s water has been awarded a certification of purity for human consumption. The quality of the water tested at the purification plant varies greatly from what comes out of the tap at the other end. So do be careful. If you want to be doubly sure, you can pick up bottled water just about anywhere. EXPORTING PETS: Falling love with the street dog outside your hotel or a puppy on the Malecon doesn’t mean they can’t come home with you. The process is fairly inexpensive and only takes a day or two. You need a certificate of health from a local vet among other things. The time of year that pets can travel in the cargo section of the plane may be your biggest challenge. For the most up-to-date information contact the Puerto Vallarta SPCA at spcapv@gmail.com. COMMON SENSE: Just as you wouldn’t walk around your hometown drunk and beligerent, it is not acceptable to do that here. While Mexicans are a forgiving bunch, basic politeness is appreciated. For the guys, peeing in public is a major faux pas and if you are caught, can get you tossed in jail or an expensive fine. Pay attention to your surroundings. Pay your bills. Be courteous. And have fun! DRINKING AND DRIVING: First off – just don’t. The consequences are not worth it. Taxis are cheap and plentiful. Fines are as much as 10,000 pesos. You can be taken to jail and your vehicle impounded. There are many checkstops on the weekends and you will be asked to blow if they suspect you have been drinking. LEGAL SYSTEM: Not knowing the law is not an valid excuse in Mexico or anywhere. If you find yourself caught in a legal situation be aware that guilt is presumed until your innocence can be proven. This is a very difficult lesson to learn if you are visiting from the United States or Canada in particular. Immediately contact your consulate for assistance. Director Noemi Zamora noemizamorareynoso@gmail.com Editor Lic. Madeline Milne mmilne@Vallartatribune.com Sales Team Information office ventastribuna7@yahoo.com Designer Cynthia E. Andrade G. cysandra@gmail.com cisandra@vallartatribune.com

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Calling in Mexico Calling phones in Mexico can be tricky as it is different than in the US or Canada. There are different codes you need to use depending if you are calling landlines or cellular phones and if they are local or long distance. Long-distance calls from within Mexico For national long-distance calls (within Mexico) the code is 01 plus the area code and phone number. For international long-distance calls, first dial 00, then the country code (for the U.S. and Canada the country code is 1, so you would dial 00 + 1 + area code + 7 digit number). Calling Cell Phones (from a land line) If you are calling from a landline within the area code of the Mexican cell phone number dial 044, then the 10 digit number including area code. Outside of the area code (but still within Mexico) dial 045 and then the 10 digit phone number. Cell phone to cell phone only requires the 10 digit number. Phone Cards Phone cards (“tarjetas telefonicas”) for use in pay phones can be bought at newstands and in pharmacies in denominations of 30, 50 and 100 pesos. Pay phones do not accept coins. When buying a phone card for pay phone use, specify that you would like a “tarjeta LADA,” because pre-paid cell phone cards are also sold in the same establishments. Calling Toll-Free Numbers Some toll free numbers work from Mexico to the US and Canada, but many do not. You need to dial a different prefix. To call the following toll free prefixes, dial as follows: 800 numbers Dial 001-880-then the number 866 numbers Dial 001-883-then the number 877 numbers Dial 001-882-then the number 888 numbers Dial 001-881-then the number

Emergencies: 060 Red Cross: 065 Non-Emergency Police 322.290.0507 Fire Department: 322.223.9476 Ambulance:

Consulates American Immigration: Consulate 322.224.7719 Nuevo Vallarta: 322.222.0069 Consumer Protection: 24 hrs Guadalajara: 01.800.468.8722 333.268.2145 Tourism Offices Canadian Consulate Jalisco: 322.221.2676 322.293.2894 Nayarit: 322.297.1006 24 hrs: 1.800.706.2900 322.222.1533

Ahoy Cruisers! Day Ship Passengers 02-nov Carnival Miracle 2,124 02-nov Westerdam 1,916 02-nov Norwegian Jewel 2,376 08-nov Ruby Princess 3,080 08-nov Veendam 1,350 09-nov Carnival Miracle 2,124 09-nov Westerdam 1,916 09-nov Norwegian Jewel 2,376 13-nov Island Princess 1,975 15-nov Ruby Princess 3,080 16-nov Carnival Miracle 2,124 16-nov Westerdam 1,916 16-nov Norwegian Jewel 2,376

Day Ship Passengers 17-nov Grand Princess 2,600 17-nov Star Princess 2,600 21-nov Celebrity Infinity 1,950 22-nov Carnival Miracle 2,124 22-nov Ruby Princess 3,080 23-nov Carnival Miracle 2,124 23-nov Westerdam 1,916 23-nov Norwegian Jewel 2,376 27-nov Celebrity Infinity 1,950 29-nov Ruby Princess 3,080 30-nov Westerdam 1,916 30-nov Norwegian Jewel 2,376

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In the month of November Puerto Vallarta welcomes 56,825 passengers!

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his week we celebrate the Day of Revolution on November 20th. This is one of the more important political holidays in Mexico, celebrating the overthrow of the Porfirio Diaz dictatorship and the resulting 10-year battle that ultimately changed the face of Mexico into the democracy we have today. Politically, the promulgation of the Mexican Constitution of 1917 is seen by many scholars as the end point of the armed conflict. Economic and social conditions

improved in accordance with revolutionary policies, so that the new society took shape within a framework of official revolutionary institutions,” with the constitution providing that framework. The period 1920–1940 is often considered to be a phase of the Revolution, during which power was consolidated and the revolutionary constitution of 1917 was implemented. This armed conflict is often categorized as the most important sociopolitical event in Mexico and one of the greatest upheavals of the 20th century; it resulted in an important program of experimentation and reform in social organization. (Wikipedia) A fitting remembrance for today’s political climate. To celebrate this historic event,

businesses, schools and government offices close on November 20th. There will be a parade through the main plaza of most towns including Puerto Vallarta. Typically children dress up as the revolutionaries, who have been bestowed street signs across the country, and it’s adorable. Many of the most famous names in Mexican history were a part of this national revolution including Poncho Villa, Emiliano Zapata and Venustiano Carranza. Aside from the revolutionary festivities of this coming week, there are dozens of exciting events around town. Be sure to check out the Events Calendar on page 26. I’ve had family in town for the past week so I’ve been out and about dining

at our local restaurants (Margarita Grill has the biggest servings and delicious Coconut Shrimp, Lagostino’s the most potent Margaritas) and taking in the various sights. The i Madonnari festival on the weekend resulted in some stunning yet fleeting artwork. Good thing we all travel with a camera these days. Plenty to see and do (and eat and drink) – head out and explore this paradise, you won’t regret it! Safe travels, Madeline

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Luna Lounge Bucerias Dominates the Entertainment Scene By Debbie White

he premiere entertainment experience of the North Shore is the successful, value-priced, intimate venue known as Luna Lounge in Bucerias. Word of their superb entertainment, wonderful food and all around fun has traveled from one end of Banderas Bay to the other. Hugh and Simon started Luna Lounge four years ago, bringing their expertise and great instincts for quality entertainment and cuisine. Each new season has seen a spike in popularity and world class musical tribute shows. Luna Lounge’s delicious dinners, potent drinks and extraordinary entertainment draws folks from all over the Puerto Vallarta area and has helped to put Bucerias on the map for evening fun! Luna Lounge is thrilled to bring back The Crazy Bitches for their fourth season with an all-new show. The New Crazy Bitches Drag Show is the “Must See” show while here on the Riviera Nayarit. This hilarious evening brings a unique mix of music, dancing and outrageous, adult orientated comedy to keep you laughing from start to finish. Watch as these incredible performers bring your favorite celebrities to life. See Cher, Madonna, Tina Turner, Beyonce, Celine Dion and many more sing and dance just like the real deal. Let Miss Diva Divine bring you on a hilarious journey from the gentle comedy of Lucille Ball... all the way to “OMG... Did she really just say that?” This outrageous show is not for the faint-hearted! Come along to the number one show on the Riviera Nayarit for an evening of good, clean, dirty fun each Tuesday at 7 pm, with an additional Wednesday show starting on December 28th. When you arrive at Luna Lounge at 7 pm for The Crazy Bitches or at 6:30 pm for the exciting Tribute Shows, you and your guests will be escorted to your pre-assigned table for dinner before the show begins. Don’t worry about rushing to find seats together, they have already taken care of that and arranged for your entire party to be seated at the same table. Once everyone has been seated, the dinner service begins. You’ll partake in delicious BBQ before The Crazy Bitches Show or a fabulous four course meal before the Tribute Shows. The

food and the service is excellent! Luna Lounge’s “Tribute Dinner Shows” rule the night and they are some of the best you’ll find anywhere in the world! This season’s entertainment offerings are amazing and not to be missed. What makes the experience complete is starting the evening with a wonderful meal and ending it with a truly exciting and satisfying musical experience. The phenomenal season of

during the height of his popularity. This is an astonishingly, beautiful show performed by extraordinarily gifted musicians. We love this show! Celebrate Christmas at Luna Lounge, with “A Tribute to Jimmy Buffett” starring the impressive Brian Neale. Even if you’re not an official “Parrot Head,” you’ll love “Cheese Burger in Paradise” and all those tropic rock favorites! The Bryan Adams New Year’s Eve Tribute show on December 31st is the perfect way to bring in the New Year. You love hearing favorites like, “Cuts Like A Knife,” “Run to You” and “It’s Only Love,” performed to perfection by Doug Varty. The evening starts off with Luna Lounge’s special holiday dinner, followed by a cutting edge musical performance and a party all in one. Book early, for this show is guaranteed to sell out! On January 5th and 6th, Amberly Beatty, brings her “Patsy: The Ultimate Tribute” show back to Luna Lounge. This is a highly acclaimed show that showcases the music and life of Patsy Cline. You’ll go “Crazy” for this one! The “Rocket Man” lands in

Luna Lounge is thrilled to bring back The Crazy Bitches for their fourth season with an all-new show.

tribute shows starts on December 1st, with the return of “Soul Man,” A Blues Brother’s Tribute Show starring Las Vegas performers, Ken Levine and Jeff Fairchild. Relive the awesome music and antics from one of the best-loved movies of all time. These guys are incredible! Join Luna Lounge on December 8th, as they welcome the new show, “Jagger: The Music of the Rolling Stone,” North America’s number one Toronto based, Mick Jagger tribute. The show features Mick Jagger look-a-like singer, Bob Wotherspoon, who truly “Moves Like Jagger”! Bob performs all of the Rolling Stones’ greatest hits! This will be a hot-ticket event so get your tickets early to avoid disappointment!! On December 15th, Renee Armand and Paul Almand return this season with “Rocky Mountain High: The Music of John Denver.” Relive the songs and hear the stories behind the music from Renee, a John Denver band member who toured with John

Bucerias on January 8th with Jeffrey Scott Artanmanov’s international hit tribute to Sir Elton John. You know the tunes and you know you want to hear them again! On January 12th, Luna Lounge will thrill audiences with the “Buddy Holly Show” starring professional entertainer, Jeff Scott as one early rock and roll’s most loved stars! Gino Monopoli brings his fabulous, “Elvis Live” Tribute Show to the venue on Jan 15th with a ‘spot on’ performance of Elvis and his magnetic persona. Headliner, Brittany Kingery, will feature her new Linda Ronstadt Show at Luna Lounge on January 14th. Brittany has been entertaining crowds around the Bay and around the world and has won multiple “Tropic Rock” awards year after year. The truly stunning and talented Annette LaFond returns this season on January 19th, with her “Shania Live” show featuring the music and persona of Shania Twain. You’ll enjoy hearing, “Man, I Feel Like A

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Woman, “Still the One” and many more. Believe me, you don’t have to be a country music fan to LOVE this show. This was my ‘pick of the season’ show of last year! On January 22nd, join the fun for the Double Headliner Show, “Divas,” showcasing the music of Bette Midler and Madonna. Nancy Tromon and Kathy Thompson bring these stars and their music to the Luna Lounge stage! The Neal Diamond Tribute show, “Solitary Man,” returns for two shows on January 26th and 27th. Last season, I loved this show featuring Will Chalmers and I highly recommend it! New to the Luna Lounge stage on January 29th is “The Everly Brothers’ Golden Hits Show” starring John Sharkey and Michael Damekert. Enjoy the smooth sounds of music like, “Wake Up Little Suzy,” “Crying In the Rain” and “All I Have to Do Is Dream.” On February 2nd, Michael Dankert, brings his fantastic “Roy Orbison Tribute” featuring favorite songs like, “Pretty Woman,” “Only the Lonely,” “It’s Over” and “Crying.” This is a must-see new show for music lovers! On February 4th, Brittany Kingery returns with another show, “Blame It On Mexico.” Brittany is especially dear to Bucerias

audiences, since she launched her musical career right here, a few years ago. On February 5th and 6th, “AbbaMania” comes to the venue with all the greatest hits from the international musical phenomena, Abba! You’ll love reliving all your Abba favorites. “The Rod Stewart Show” debuts at Luna Lounge on February 9th. Doug Varty presents the exciting songs of this music legend. And definitely don’t miss Dwight Blake in “Memories of Motown,” on February 11th. Dwight has graced the stage at Luna Lounge for several seasons and is always a favorite with his spectacular Motown sound. Dwight is an international headliner on the worldwide music scene and is in high demand for his amazing shows! On February 12th, Amberly Beatty returns with “When Girls Ruled!” This show features the music and persona of various stars like Patsy Cline, Brenda Lee, Connie Francis and more. February 16th and 17th mark the return of the incredible Samira in “Truly Tina. She’ll show you some action with her impressive dancing and singing of Tina Turner favorites. The audience loved this show last year! The Dozen Divas Show arrives

at Luna Lounge on February 18th with a tribute to twelve amazing musical stars presented by Dorothy Bishop! With quick costume changes and dead-on impersonations, you’ll want to see this performance! The Cher Show, “Believe” comes to Luna Lounge on February 19th and 20th, presented by Kara Chandler, who looks and sounds like the real Cher! And who doesn’t love Cher? On February 23rd, Dave LaFame returns this season as Tom Jones. “The Tom Jones Show” is outstanding entertainment and you’ll like the way Dave reminds you of this sexy star!! “The Legend of Johnny Cash” debuts on March 2nd, featuring the incredible music of the ‘man in black.’ Philip Bauer will take us on a journey through the music of this master! On March 5th, Dan Lauzon stars as “Ol’ Blue Eyes...Frank Sinatra.” He’ll take you back to the days of the smooth crooner, with songs like, “Fly Me to The Moon” and “Strangers in the Night.” With the look and voice of the original, you’ll be captivated by this show. And don’t miss “Soul Man: The Blues Brothers” on March 9th and 10th. Direct from Germany, this breathtaking show starring another set of ‘blues brothers’ will amuse and entertain with the personas and music of those loveable brothers from the classic comedy! Jeff Fairchild and Ken Levine tour the world bringing these loveable characters to life! Internationally renowned star, Suzanne O. Davis brings her “Carol King: Tapestry Live” show to Luna Lounge on March 12th. Tapestry is one of the best selling albums of all time and the music is truly extraordinary. Don’t miss this one! And last but certainly not least, is the return of the “Garth Guy” on March 30th and 31st, featuring the music and look of America’s most loved country star, Garth Brooks. Dean Simons is fantastic as Garth Brooks and he puts on an incredible show! The audiences went wild over this show last season! A word to the wise.... Be sure and get your tickets as early as possible. Last season almost all Luna Lounge dinner shows sold out. For more information go online to lunaloungebucerias.com. For questions or tickets email hugh@ lunaloungebucerias.com. Luna Lounge is located at Av. Mexico #27, Bucerias, Nayarit. Telephone # 329-298-3242.

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n Thursday, November 18th in the Peter Gray Art Museum on the UDG/ CUC campus a meet the artist reception will be held at 6pm to meet Argentinian artist Horacio Cardazo. Horacio Cardazo was born in Argentina, where he studied architecture and design at Buenos Aires University and philosophy at del Salvador University. His drawing skills and his admiration for fine arts, especially those of the Renaissance period, led him to explore a career in painting, since 1987. This event is free and open to the public. His art exposition will run at the museum from November 18 to December 16. Hours will be from 10:00 am to 4:00 pm Monday to Friday. This Week in the Movies This week’s movies at Cinema CUC are on Friday, November 18 and Wednesday November 23rd at 1 pm in the main auditorium at the campus. El Estudiante (Argentina, 2011) movie by director Santiago Mitre is on Friday and the movie showing on Wednesday is about Fernando Delgadillo’s 2016 concert in Mexico City. Papirolas – A creative festival for children and youth Featuring a theme of Astronomy, on Wednesday, December 7, there will be a festival for all children and teenagers that focuses on creativity. Admission is free and children are encouraged to bring their

own refreshments. Located in the Centre at University of the Coast from 8:00 am till 1pm. Registration is now open; any information required please contact the outreach coordination and Erandy Cruz Blanca, at 226-2304 and 226-2290 to confirm attendance by phone or email papirolas@cuc.udg.mx For more information about events happening at the Banderas Bay campus of the university of Guadalajara visit www.cuc.udg. mx or contact Mtra. Maria Guadalupe Gomez Basulto, University Center of the Coast (322) 226-2263 ext 66263

accines are a very personal decision. Some people are anti-vaccine and some are not. One is free to make their own choices in these matters. The new Dengue vaccine is now available here in the area. Dengue is a viral disease transmitted by mosquitoes in endemic areas (such as here). The vaccine used to prevent Dengue is called DENGVAXIA. In studies so far, the vaccine has an approximate 60% efficiency. The contraindications are anyone with an auto-immune disease or immune deficiency (current treatment with high dose steroids or immunosuppressors), HIV. Three doses are needed. The protection begins after the first dose but it is not completely effective until after the third dose. Dose schedule: The first dose and then two more, 6 months apart. It is recommended for ages 9 to 50. Over 50 may receive but with a slightly less effectiveness rate. It is not cheap at 2,000 pesos per dose. We do have the current flu vaccines available in the area. They are free at the Salud (Health Department) or one can receive (and pay) from many private physicians (approximately 600 pesos). The shingles vaccine is now also available here. Zostavax is a

live attenuated virus vaccine indicated for prevention of herpes zoster (shingles) in individuals recommended for those ages 50 and older. Zostavax is not indicated for the treatment of zoster or post-herpes neuralgia. It is not recommended for the prevention of varicella infection (chicken pox). It is not recommended for someone with a history of anaphylactic reaction to gelatin, Neomycin or any other component of the vaccine, someone who is pregnant or with an immune deficiency. In the past, we only had the vaccine for chicken pox for this, which many physicians were using. Cost is approximately 2,400 pesos. There are numerous vaccines that are available for free at the Salud but if one is looking for a specific vaccine, you are welcome to email us and we can check availability and cost. As people arrive for “the season” there is always an increase in cold/flu-like symptoms. Many people are quick to take antibiotics which are useless if it is a virus. See a physician and make an informed decision. If you have a cold, do everyone a favor and skip the cocktail party. Everyone will thank you. Hacking all over the hors deurves will not make you very popular. Follow the same instructions we give children: Sneeze into the crook of your elbow. Wash your hands – thoroughly and often. Get enough sleep. Drink a whole lot of water. Have an incredible week!

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oday I’m supposed to write about the nutritional benefits of certain foods or how to balance your health with journaling or meditation or the coolest whatever in health and well-being that so many of us value and are integrating into our lives. However, I feel the need to purge, because the nausea and disappointment that I’ve felt from the result of the U.S. election doesn’t seem to go away. And to put a wellness spin on this, letting out your authentic emotions, which in this case is grief, however unpleasant, is one of the healthiest things you can do for yourself when you feel jilted, hurt, and/or dehumanized. I understand many were elated with the choice in the U.S. because you are tired of the status quo, the “swamp needs to be drained,” or Trump promised to bring more jobs is what many of you claimed to be gleeful about. And honestly, I’m trying desperately to understand your perspective although I’m perplexed that you thought a lifelong con-man, who not only vaguely described his plans, and vacillated with his opinions, but was transparently a shady character from the beginning, was suddenly going to be of sound mind. For so many, including myself, the message that so many feel was communicated is this: we don’t care about Mexicans, Blacks, Muslims, women, our LBGT brothers and sisters, the environment (which that frankly, scares the pants off of me more than anything else because it affects us all). If you were wondering why I would be writing or even care about this when I live in Mexico and not the U.S. It is for these reasons: 1) I am a dual citizen of the U.S and Mexico and I have a great deal of family in the U.S. that suddenly feels polarized and alone in the very country they were born in 2) I have great empathy for people that are

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constantly oppressed, scapegoated, marginalized or discriminated against. Because I have seen and lived these prejudices with my own eyes and in my own family 3) The “leader” we elected doesn’t even believe in the single-largest threat to humanity - global warming. And is already moving on with business as usual putting in fossil fuel executives and climate change skeptics. If you voted for Trump and even if you didn’t, please take the time to extend a loving hand or comment for people around you especially during a time when they most need it, many of us are grieving and we all grieve differently. There is a deep healing that needs to occur in all of us and I hope that the sadness I feel dissipates. There are toxins all around us - the chemicals in our food, the petroleum in the air and in our water, in our cosmetics, just about everywhere, letting go of “toxic” emotions in a constructive way is necessary to restore balance and well-being. So, if you need to vent, talk to someone, write... whatever you need to do, allow yourself the space to do it. My commitment more than ever is to champion for sustainability, compassion, health, and everything else that matters to me to help elevate the collective conscious to something harmonious. But I will say, I wish there was a smoothie to cure this nightmare. Marcella is a bilingual certified wellness lifestyle coach. Her mission is guiding people to lead healthier lives with attention to compassion and sustainability in the world. She looks at the whole picture and helps you incorporate plant-strong nutrition, movement, and essential oils to support physical and emotional health. To receive health and wellness updates about natural, healthy living in Vallarta sign up for her newsletter at www.marcellacastellanos.com.

hen something catastrophic or incomprehensible happens in the world, it’s much easier dealing with your own feelings when you don’t have children. You can fasten yourself to the couch and watch all the urgent commentaries and play by plays. You and your friends can hang out and try earnestly to deconstruct exactly what is going on and what you should be doing about it. You can sit alone in your shower until you are prune-y and make decisions about Who You Are in the Wake of All of This. Then, you can wrap yourself in a fluffy towel convinced that you will come out on the other side of all of this a better person. Once you become a parent, a world-changing event is not only absorbed by you and your psyche, but by your children who have no experience processing things and who fully expect that you will do it for them, just as you have done with their laundry for over a decade. So you are not only trying to make sense of it yourself, you are responsible for making sense of things for people who still think that running out of peanut butter before breakfast is the worst thing that will ever happen to them personally. Last week was surreal for many people after the U.S. elections took place. In our family, it was also very disappointing and kind of worrisome. Regardless of where you stand politically, it was a hot topic. My children go to an American School, and are citizens of a country that was the source of a great deal of debate and media focus during the elections. They are of an age where they are becoming more and more interested in the way government works and also the weirdness of current pop culture, both of which featured strongly in this election. My husband and I were conflicted because, although they were interested and both quickly forming alarming opinions based on musical parodies on YouTube, we also wanted to keep the information appropriate to their level of emotional and cognitive development. Not only that, we wanted to help them point their moral compass while respecting their own valid points of view. It was quite a parental tightrope. When the results came in, after they were in bed, I really couldn’t sleep. Their excitement going to bed, believing that they would wake up to see history made, was piercing me right through. Waking them up in the morning was even worse. Watching them rub sleep from their eyes and then gently telling them that, although history was made, it wasn’t in the way we had expected, I felt as many a messenger has throughout history right before they were

shot by a disappointed monarch: Why me? Why do I have to be the one to lay this at their feet? Why didn’t I ever fashion that sound-proof bubble for them like I had always planned? Why couldn’t I just curl up in my own ball of dismay for a minute? But that wasn’t an option. Because they were incredulous. They were sad. They were worried. I shook off my own disbelief for a moment and sat with them there in that bleak early morning. Then I stood up and told them that we were going to get ready for school. I also told them that we were going to be kind today, and we were going to give everyone a break, because all sorts of friends and teachers were going to be feeling all of these things too. For the past week, we’ve been processing. They’ve been asking a lot of things, and my husband and I have been answering to the best of our ability. If I could offer any advice to families about how to help children understand what’s happening in the world, regardless of the event or calamity, it would be this: In whatever you say, let it be the truth. But let it be the truth that makes sense TO A CHILD. Don’t lie. But don’t tell them something that will give them nightmares, unless you enjoy waking up and hanging out with a terrified child at 3am every night for two weeks. Listen, no matter what you hear. My son works through his thoughts and beliefs by playing devil’s advocate. As his anxiety escalates, so does his contrary nature. I tell him that I don’t mind if he doesn’t share my beliefs, but I do want to know what he does believe and why. Through his talking I can start to understand his fears, and then I can start asking questions and giving reassurances. Once you’ve reassured and been as honest as you can be, you can show them ways that we can always be of help. We talked about holding out a hand to those who are afraid, sitting down with a lonely kid in the cafeteria, standing up for someone who doesn’t have a voice. It’s time then to show them that life does go on, and it’s a beautiful thing. This week that took the form of a family movie date. It was my son wiping the floor with my husband in a few rounds of chess. It was me baking cinnamon rolls (I don’t really know what you do to beat stress and avoid anxiety, but if you are of Mennonite heritage, you turn to mindless dough kneading and simple carbs). My children learned this week that the world is not a predictable place, and that it sometimes feels like we are helplessly caught up in the churning of these turbulent days. It’s our job as parents to help them understand that this is never true. When things seem out of control, we have each other. And then we can turn outward and be a light in a world that sometimes seems a little dark.

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From Here Marcia Blondin

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ge is funny. Kids always want to be older and old people often seem to want to be kids. Being squeamish about your age is weird – you are how old you are – it beats the hell out of the alternative. Which brings me to my 65th birthday party. It was incredibly fun. Colette Zarry, owner of Langostinos on Los Muertos beach did such a lovely job on my 25th anniversary of living here in Vallarta in February, it was a no-brainer to hold the festivities there. What a mix of people came to celebrate: my sister Patrice from Canada - she being my longest still-standing friend in the world who I remember fondly as a baby. She was fun then but I like her better now! New friends like Bill and Marcia and Charles; fellow Market vendors past and present – Sasha and Antonio, bakers of my bday cake, Sandra Cesca and Ricardo Mazcal. Dear new friends that started as clients from the Tribune – Jovany from Ropero de Jovany; Georgia and Gholi from Casa Karma and Catherine from the Boutique

Theatre; Chris and David of CK Productions. Old, old friends like Cherie, fabulous painter and silversmith; Ken Grover and Hank, my roomie. The last three go back over 25 years. I was so happy my editor Madeline Milne, her husband Carlos and Mads’ dad came to party. Carlos ordered me a live Las Mananitas that was a first in my rather long life; thank you. A lot of people could not come due to illnesses – Alain and Cesar and Nathalie; and distance – Gordie in Canada and my brother Mark in Sweden. You all were missed. To everyone who came – thank you. It was joyous. Speaking of joyous – there is a very cool new store on Lazaro Cardenas (290) called ROMORGAN. It’s the kind of store one would expect to find in Manhattan or Chicago “for the Holidays” a glorious brightly lit, Christmas-crammed space of fabulous things for your house. Go and ogle. It is so PRETTY! On that final take-your-creditcard note, is it, From Here!

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Trumping your taxes Orlando Gotay, Tax Attorney tax@orlandogotay.com

ast week, I dreamed up an article structured about the change either presidential outcome would bring. Well, sorpresa… two days after the election, I have at least one specific fact to work with, along with several maybes. With President Trump in office, it is clear there will be major tax reforms in the horizon, as those are central to his vision on jump-starting the economy. The rubber meets the road in the Congress, where earlier in the year, Republican leadership rolled out its “blueprint” on how to fix the tax code. Presidential initiatives will have to go through Congress, with some more likely to pass than others. Here’s my take. Obamacare will be repealed or at the very least, gutted. The hate for this is vitriolic. Tax aspects that will likely vanish going forward are shared responsibility payments, premium tax credits, the Net Investment Income Tax, additional payroll tax, medical device tax and some other charges. (What Obamacare is replaced with, is altogether a different discussion). For individuals, “flatter” (and lower) tax brackets are in the horizon, leaving 4 (0%, 12%, 25%, 33%) instead of the current 7. Standard deductions would increase ($30k married, $15k singles). The existing $4000 personal exemption would be rolled into the standard deduction. Head of household would be eliminated. Child and education credits would be rearranged and simplified. Taxes on capital gains, dividends

and interest would be lower, and the personal Alternative Minimum Tax abolished. Small businesses would be taxed at a preferred 15% rate. And the estate and generation skipping taxes are on the chopping block once again. As far as I can tell, the documented proposals from either Trump or the Republicans in Congress do not mention simplification of taxation for overseas US persons or FBAR (“same country” exemption) or FATCA simplification. There is, however, talk of making the IRS more customer friendly. I’d personally like to see that, but I doubt it will happen this term. Things there just do not move that fast. On the corporate side, I’ll mention only one provision you may care for: a proposed one time repatriation of corporate earnings, paying a 10% tax. Republicans and Trump in particular, want to bring to the US all American money out there. That is why I don’t think there will be any easing on rules to detect unreported income. Stay tuned, we are in for a very interesting ride, and tax will be front and center in the policies of the new government. Orlando Gotay is a California licensed tax attorney (with a Master of Laws in Taxation) admitted to practice before the IRS, the U.S. Tax Court and other taxing agencies. His love of things Mexican has led him to devote part of his practice to the tax matters of U.S. expats in Mexico. He can be reached at tax@orlandogotay.com.

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Comings and Goings By Marcia Blondin Comings… First up this week is Bucerias and the re-opening of the Luna Lounge. Finally (just jealous!) back from summering in Ireland for months and months are Hugh and Simon, ready to unleash their warm open arms to regulars and newcomers to their comfortable restaurant/dinner theatre. An amazing line-up of talent this year that includes the return of the Blues Brothers from Las Vegas and Renee Armand and Paul Aleman with songs of John Denver. And, many tributes exclusively showing at the Luna Lounge; more on those later but let me drop a name or two…Cher and Bette Midler. Two other openings north of town are the Bucerias Palm Cabaret and Legends. Chris Kenny and Steve and Lisa York join together in concert at Legends, November 19th at 7 pm, for some golden oldies and no doubt some smokin’ jazzy blues. Back here in Vallarta, The Jazz Foundation on the Malecon is hosting the Puerto Vallarta Garden Club membership drive on Thursday afternoon from 5 to 7 pm. If you’ve ever wondered at the incredible change of our city’s streets, parks and boulevards and wondered who actually does all that work – it’s the PVGC. Stop by for drinks and appys and meet the people who spent our hot summer building planters, hauling buckets of soil and planting gorgeous flowers and trees. Give them all a big hug – for two hours they won’t be covered in dirt! The Palm Cabaret on Olas Altas opens this week. Join me Saturday night at 7 for the very funny Emmy Award-winning actor/

stand-up comedic genius Leslie Jordan. …and Goings The Cinema Diva Film Festival is over: please look for a full report in this issue. I would like to mention, however, the production of Jesus Christ Superstar that was included in the Cinema Diva Second Edition. The performance started very late (10:30 pm) at the Hilton Hotel with much of the cast and many attendees that were at the much earlier press conference. That being said – this large group of performers put on a stellar show – that ran two hours with no intermission. Twenty-five singers, actors, dancers, on a portable stage with changing props and no overhead lighting, a live orchestra, half a dozen costumes changes, and surprise guest appearance by Mexican diva Natalia Sosa – it was astonishing. Another final: Casa Karma’s owner Georgia Darehshori and manager Bill Brooks have pulled off the First Annual Calavera ‘Funraiser’ for the library. This weekslong event culminated (almost!!!) Sunday night at the Bar at Casa Karma with skull artists, library spokespeople (?) photographers, well-wishers and the press (me). Georgia had a goal in mind and it seems to be her favorite number: $100,000. With a couple of skull-bidding-wars still raging online when I left, $108,000 pesos was the least amount of money that will go straight to our library to start off the Infant Literacy Program in February. This incredibly important program could very well spread not only into other libraries in Jalisco but globally. And to all who took part in planting this small, tiny seed – take a bow. Literacy Rules.

Cinema Diva’s Second Festival by Marcia Blondin

ebruary 2015 marked the first Cinema Diva Film Festival here in Puerto Vallarta with more than 20 films being shown over a week and in various venues across the city. Cinema Diva celebrated diversely-themed films during Vallarta Pride in May 2015 and again in May 2016. With feet firmly planted, Cinema Diva Director Rudy Salazar launched the Second Puerto Vallarta Film Festival this past week November 10 to 13, again using the very comfortable Cinemex Galerias for Press Conferences and two documentaries ‘Life is Sacred’, that opened the Festival and ‘Grazing the Sky’; the latter an interesting look at circus performers. Some films were juried at Hotel Catedral with the balance being shown at The Centro Cultural Cuale on the Isla. The difference this year was serious Q and A between students and filmmakers with years of experience. With Vallarta’s abundance of artistic talents across the board, there is no reason to stop Cinema Diva from becoming the ‘Sun-

dance Film Festival’ of Mexico. Independent film and filmmakers provoke thought and can and do promote peaceful change. Rudy Salazar invited Wael Kabbani to come for the first and now second, Film Festival – I hope this is setting a trend that will continue. Wael is – among a host of other talents – an Executive Producer of some extremely important documentary films including ‘We are Many’, ‘Open Bethlehem’ and this year’s opener ‘Life is Sacred’.

His imprimatur, if you will, gives Cinema Diva a huge measure of International credibility. A great thank you to Rudy Salazar and Wael Kabbani for including me in your artistic endeavors here in Vallarta; I am grateful. To Julio Hernan and Eustaquio del Rio and all the filmmakers and those who attended the films and asked intelligent questions – thank you. Cinema Diva: you are well on your way.

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Free Malecon Public Sculpture Tours Begins its 11th Season

fter officially starting its eleventh season on Tuesday, November 15th, the Free Malecon Sculpture Tour that is sponsored by Galeria Pacifico and led by its owner, Gary Thompson will now happen every Tuesday morning at 9:30 through the middle of April. No reservations are required and one must only show by 9:30am at the “Millennium”

sculpture next to the Hotel Rosita at the north end of the Malecon ocean promenade. The tour starts with the artist Mathis Lidice explaining the symbols included in the “Millennium” installation and the story behind its creation. Thompson then talks about each sculpture as the group walks south on the Malecon, while Kevin Simpson of Collectika and Peyote People galleries explains the numerous symbols in relief in the pavement that relate to the belief system of the Huichol Indians who live in the Sierra Madre Mountains northeast of Vallarta. The tour takes about two hours, but Thompson looks for seating in the shade at each sculpture whenever possible. The tour ends at Galeria Pacifico´s location at 174 Aldama Street where free beverages are provided and on most weeks the artist Jim Demetro is often present to talk about his sculptures in PV, which include the “Dancers of Vallarta,” “Woman Washing Clothes,” and the burro sculpture in Lazaro Cardenas Park, “Andale Bernardo.” A representative of Vallarta’s public library is also present to accept no pressure donations, since the Biblioteca Los Mangos receives only tiny fraction of its budget from the government. More information on the tour may be found at Galeria Pacifico. com or by calling 322 222 1982.

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At the Boutique By Catherine Beeghly

Aging hookers, Patsy Cline, Sondheim, and more

pening Nov. 17 is “The Oldest Profession,” directed by Ralph Hyman. It plays Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays through Nov.26. This hilarious comedy follows the lives of five aging prostitutes. Watch these 70-somethings share their stories with laughter and song. The show stars Boutique veteran sirens—Catalina Meders, Alice Averett, Mikki Prost, Josie MacGilivray, and Lynne Dellinger— kicking up some seriously high heels. “Murder in Mexico” is bringing murder mystery theatre to Puerto Vallarta, hosted by The Boutique Dinner Theatre. “My Big Fat Mexican Murder,” written by Bodie Kellogg, is an original interactive evening of surprises and convoluted twists. Several different storylines run side by side, for audiences who enjoy a comedy-filled who-dunnit. Audience members can choose to play the role of a suspect, with no preparation required. Tickets cost $625 pesos, not including dinner. The shows will run at 6 p.m. every Tuesday through December. Starting Wednesday, Nov. 16, Mikki Prost stars in her hit one-woman show, “Walkin’ After Midnight: A Tribute to Patsy Cline.” Prost is beloved to her audienc-

es for the shows she researches, writes, and performs. Wednesdays at 7:30 p.m. are reserved for her endearing and inspirational tribute shows. Fans know Mikki updates her shows each year with different songs and stories. Join us to find out what Mikki has up her sleeve—and tucked inside that cowgirl hat. Stephen Sondheim fans will cheer for a new Boutique evening showcasing the composer’s amazing works. Mikki Prost and Ralph Hyman are teaming up for dreamy nights of Sondheim tunes, Dec. 1-10. The show will be narrated by Joe Murphy. A Christmas radio-style show

is planned to celebrate the holidays the old-fashioned way. On Dec. 14, Mikki Prost debuts an all-new show celebrating the life and music of singer Brenda Lee. It will start at 7:30 p.m. The Boutique Dinner Theatre offers exciting evenings of dinnerand-a-show options. The theatre is located upstairs at Nacho Daddy, 287 Basilio Badillo. Delicious three-course dinners are served at 5 p.m., with the shows at 6 p.m. On Wednesdays only, the shows start at 7:30 p.m. Tickets cost $250 pesos for the show only; or $525 pesos for dinner and the show.

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Join us every Tuesday from 10:30 am to noon at ArtVallARTa. 213 Pilitas. Our first weekly conversation on Mexico is Tuesday, 22 November 2016. www.connectwithmexico.com More information: connectwithmexico@gmail.com Tuesday, November 22, 2016 MEXICO: GENTLE HOMELAND Learn about Mexico’s peoples, geography, politics, traditions, fears, and hopes all in one session. This is an introductory talk for the Connecting with Mexico series. Tuesday, November 29, 2016 A LONG HISTORY OF SHIFTING BORDERS The territory of Mexico has grown and shrunk throughout the

years. Explore the way an island in the Pacific was gained by France; how Guatemala left and Yucatan came back; and, well, how Mexicans view US territorial expansion. Tuesday, December 6, 2016 THE PREGNANT VIRGIN Regardless of whether they are Catholic or not, all Mexicans are Guadalupe fans. Discover the legends behind Our Lady of Guadalupe; the obsessive sacrifices and long marches; and the wonders of faith and architecture that take place in Tepeyac. Tuesday, December 13, 2016. SO FAR FROM GOD… SO CLOSE TO THE UNITED STATES Mexico has a love-hate relationship with its powerful northern neighbor. Let’s delve into how Mexicans view the United States and its immense influence on the Mexican story; how they feel about US territory that used to be Mexican; and whether Mexico is destined to play a greater role on the future of the United States.

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The Revolutionaries Pancho Villa (1878 – 1923) General Francisco “Pancho” Villa was the most iconic and bestknown personality of the Mexican revolution. As a young man he was a bandolero, a common bandit. The contacts he made during these early years would serve him well later, when he sought to put together a revolutionary army. Uneducated, and considered by many to be coarse, Villa was nevertheless a military genius, and had a superb, instinctive understanding of the game of international politics. His ability to generate publicity and give it his own spin would rival many celebrities today. He loved being in the limelight. Villa loved being photographed. The fact that he operated close to the United States meant that he was nearly always in the spotlight in the U.S. In 1913, Villa signed a contract with Hollywood’s Mutual Film Company to film many of his battles. Sometimes battles were re-scheduled or re-staged for the convenience of the cameras. It

Pancho Villa (1878 – 1923)

was during this period that the United States supported Villa and provided him with weapons. Villa, in turn, remained sensitive to U.S. interests in Mexico. In 1923, in an agreement with then-President Álvaro Obregón, Villa retired to a hacienda in Canutillo, near Parral, Chihuahua. He seemed to be living the quiet life of a rancher, surrounded by former comrades and friends, many of whom now served as his body guards. But Obregón, and his soon-to-be successor, Plutarco Elias Calles, wanted to take no chances that Villa might regain his strength. They established a conspiracy to assassinate him. On July 20, 1923, as Villa made his way back to his ranch from Parral, seven riflemen rained a fusillade of shots on his car. The “Centaur of the North” was no more. Emiliano Zapata (1879 – 1919) Emiliano Zapata was born in Anenecuilco, in the Mexican state of Morelos, just south of Mexico City. It was in this region that

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Zapata would spend his life. His career would be dedicated to the people of the region, and it was in

Morelos that he would make the supreme sacrifice for his beliefs and for the people he so loved. Zapata lost his father when he was 17 years old (in 1896), and thus his education was cut short. He took up work as a horse trainer to support his family, his mother and nine siblings. One of his brothers, Eulalio, would join him in the revolution. Zapata’s main cause was the return of stolen land

to its rightful owners, the peasants of Morelos. It is said that he kept the deeds of the peasant families in a tin box he had with him always. Zapata was a hero to the families in his region, although he and his men continuously drew the wrath of the federal government down upon Morelos. Zapata’s army was unique in that he allowed women to join the ranks and serve as combatants. Although other revolutionary armies had many women followers, in general they did not fight (although there were exceptions). Only in Zapata’s army were there large numbers of women combatants: some were even officers. Some modern Mexican feminists point to the historical importance of these “soldaderas” as a milestone in women’s rights. In early 1916 Carranza sent Pablo González, his most ruthless general, to track down and stamp out Zapata once and for all. González employed a no-tolerance, scorched earth policy: he destroyed villages, executing all those he suspected of supporting Zapata. Although Zapata was able to drive the federales out for a while in 1917-8, they returned to continue the fight. Carranza soon told González to finish Zapata by any means necessary, and on April 10, 1919, Zapata was double-crossed, ambushed and killed by Colonel Jesús Guajardo, one of González’ officers who had pretended to want to switch sides.

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srael is known for documenting history on the canvas, putting brush to canvas, much as a journalist would put pen to paper. He documents the world - it’s good and evil as he sees it. As a loving father, he is concerned about the future of his family, his city, his country, the universe ... This show is based on “credit Cards” and the abuse of power created by us the consumers. Humans feel empowered and based their lives on it because they think it gives sense to our lives and it also provides a survival sense but, simultaneously, it also degrades our gender as humans because it determines our lifestyle, our quality of life, can drive us to suicide and lead us to ecological extermination. Nobody escapes from the financial strategy, nowadays it is unthinkable that a person can live self-dependent or outside this system. The system has been designed to provide a deep seductive illusion of power, freedom, joy and happiness. To find someone who can live free of debts is practically kind of a miracle.

Consumerism and debts of fake money demands a lifetime - we all pay the bills in different measures. Credit cards are the most important emblem of the word “EMPOWERED”. In a massive or in an individual way, in all the countries in the world the financial system seeks and accomplishes that governments sign macro credits to increase their public debt, compromising the present and the future of their nations and also, condemning their people in body and soul to an unavoidable payment for a lifetime. ISRAEL ZZEPDA. Galleria Dante is located at 269 Basilio Badillo

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The Mexican Revolution of 1910

exicans remember and celebrate the Revolution of 1910 to 1920 every year on the 20th of November. This day is referred to as el Día de la Revolución, or commonly as el veinte de noviembre (the 20th of November). The third Monday of November is a national holiday in Mexico in honor of Revolution Day, with this year being celebrated on November 18th. The Mexican Revolution officially began in 1910 after Francisco Ignacio Madero Gonzalez overthrew Porfirio Diaz. Porfirio Diaz began his term of presidency in 1876. At the time, he established a policy of “No Re-election”, prohibiting presidents from serving consecutive terms in office. After Diaz’s first term ended in 1880, the unqualified Manuel Gonzalez was elected. His recognizing of debts owed to Britain lessened him in the public view, and Porfirio Diaz was re-elected in 1884. After serving his second term as president of the republic, Diaz terminated his no re-election policy, hypocritically establishing himself as dictator. Diaz used terror to influence civilian voters. Implementing the Mexican Guardia Rural, a mounted, armed police force, frightened citizens, and its presence was often enough to sway votes. Still, if the majority did not favor Diaz, he would falsify the ballots. He used this methodology for seven consecutive terms. Mexican industrialization boomed and the economy grew because of European investments and Diaz’s reforms. These reforms were not liberal, rather reactionary. Diaz changed land laws created by Benito Juarez (1858-1872), lessening a Mexican individual’s right to own land. An influx of peasants arrived in cities as a result of Diaz’s reforms, forming an urban, lower class that took jobs improving infrastructure (building roads, working in factories, etc.). At this time, Diaz also restricted civil liberties. These restrictions led to the Porfirioto opposition. Diaz’s age and carelessness were directly correlated. Still, in 1910, Diaz ran against Francisco I. Madero for president of the Mexican Republic. Diaz was declared winner after Madero was thrown in jail for opposing the regime. Having gathered support of the peasants by promising liberal reforms, Madero formed an army to fight Diaz. Primarily consisting of peasants, Madero’s supporters were able to divide Diaz’s army. Alongside Madero fought Pancho Villa and Emiliano Zapato, leaders who shared a common goal of removing Diaz from power. Francisco I. Madero called for a re-election, which he won. He was supported by the United States, Pascual Orozco, Villa, and Zapata. After a short time in office, he lost the support of Zapata, who soon drafted a document, the Plan de Ayala, which highlighted Madero’s reluctance to return

land to the ranch-owners of Mexico. Madero was forced to abdicate office, only to be replaced by Victoriano Huerta, his former commander-in-chief. A week later, Madero and the former vice-president were killed. Huerta was not recognized as president of Mexico by the United States, though most other world powers supported him. He had difficulty obtaining support of the Mexican people, as well. At the head of the unrest was Venustiano Carranza, a rancher who had gained support from Orozco, Villa, Álvaro Obregón Zapata, and, secretly, from the United States. During this time Pancho Villa and Carranza became enemies, though they were both fighting to remove Huerta from power. After Carranza declared the Plan de Guadalupe, which rejected acceptance of Huerta as president, America led the opposition and impeded German goods arriving in Veracruz, a Mexican port. Huerta panicked and fled office. In 1914, Venustiano Carranza seized power, much to the dismay of Villa and Zapata, who in turn staged a siege on Mexico City. The armies were cruel to the citizens of the city, and the popularity of the revolutionaries lessened, resulting in their expulsion. Villa, Carranza, and Obregon participated in a series of bloody skirmishes, the most important being the Battle of Ceyala, from which Carranza emerged victoriously. Shortly after, the United States officially recognized Carranza as leader of Mexico. Villa, infuriated and seeking revenge, attacked Columbus, New Mexico. Worthless ammunition had been sold to Villa from Columbus, and it was this blunder that cost Villa the victory at the Battle of Ceyala. Eighteen Americans and ninety of Villa’s own soldiers paid for his rage. The United States pursued Villa for nearly a year after the violation, though the chase was futile. He ended the fighting in 1920, after mak-

ing a deal with Obregon, who had become a supporter of Carranza. Villa was assassinated in 1923 after he broke the agreement. Despite opposition from other revolutionaries, Carranza was elected president in 1917. He created the Constitution of 1917, which included the ideas of peasants and assembled social reforms never made by Diaz. However, he was never able to implement all of the reforms mentioned in the constitution, as he was assassinated by Obregon, whom he had appointed as his commander-in-chief. Though his term was cut short, he was able to make social reforms that bettered the position of women. He depended on his secretary Hermila Galindo de Topete to gain the support of the marginalized and to set an example for women around the country. Obregon ascended to power in 1920, after killing his predecessor. Revolts continued, and the social reforms outlined in

Victoriano Huerta the Constitution of 1917 were not achieved until 1934, when Lazaro Cardenas del Rio served as president. Sources: unahistoriademexico.blogspot.mx

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Leigh Thelmadatter is a profesor at Tec de Monterrey, Mexico City, Wikipedian, and semi-professional researcher on Mexican handcrafts and folk arts. She has a blog called Creative Hands of Mexico and is working on a book on Mexican paper maché.

Skeletons as art

Raymundo Amezcua

or many in Mexico with artistic talent but no money, cartoneria paper mache has proved to be a godsend. Raymundo Amezcua is one of those who have discovered it not only as an accesible material economically, but as a means to make a living. Amezcua’s pieces are mostly traditional in theme; Catrinas and other skeletal figures, elements for monumental altars and occasional fleshed human representing some aspect of Mexico’s history and culture. What makes the maestro’s work stand out is his artistry. Amezcua approaches the design and construction of a piece as carefully as any sculptor, but still respects basic cartoneria techniques such as the use only of paper, paste and reed or wire frames. The finish of the pieces is smooth, often confused with other materials such as clay or acrylic, achieved in part by the use of a final layer of mashed paper paste and sanding to hide all the lines from the layered strips. Another important aspect of his work is the use of fine detail. These include creating intricate hair styles, facial features and individual fingers so that hands can have realistic gestures, but the most most striking details have to do with the figures’ clothing. For example, Benito Juarez’s suit, hairstyle and shoes are all instantaneously recognized as from 19th century Mexico, and one needs to look close to see that they are not fabric or leather. The creation of realistic clothing as part of the figure means that Amezcua can also play a bit with the form of the figure itself. For example, his skeletal figures have realistic body shapes under the cartoneria clothes, in particular hips and derriere of females. While he has experimented with various non-traditional forms with his cartoneria, including abstract pieces, the market is conservative and thus the vast majority of his work is in traditional themes, such as skeletons for Day of the Dead, Judas figures and the creation of large altars for various Mexican holidays. In these works, Amezcua says that innovation is important, but there must be a base in tradition. Innovation comes with techniques, colors and making pieces more durable so that they can be appreciated more as art,

rather than just a decoration to be thrown away later. He has his own, somewhat complicated, recipe for paste that contains natural ingredients such as vinegar to make pieces harder and more resistant to both time and insects. He prefers realistic over bright colors using various paints and even encaustic painting (using wax to fix the color) to achieve various effects. To get volume and hardness, figures typically have at least twenty layers of craft paper, which also works to keep the frame from showing through. The road to paper artistry began with Amezcua’s grandfather in Michoacan who had various talents but was very poor. Just to make money to eat, he taught himself to make crosses from reeds and other materials to sell. As a child Amezc-

ua was attracted to his grandfather’s creative endeavors, asking questions about how things were made. Amezcua’s family moved from Morelia, Michoacan to Mexico City when the maestro was five years old, but the family remained poor and the grandfather inventive. Amezcua recalls how his grandfather made the family’s children toys for Three King’s Day simply from whatever scrap materials he could find. Because of this and more, Amezcua says his childhood was happy and he did not feel deprived. As he got a little older, Amezcua worked his grandfather, especially with painting, and here is where his talents, which he believes are inherited from his grandfather, began to show. As a young man, he went to study art conservation and restoration but could not complete school because of family finances. He briefly studied painting as well. Later on in life, Amezcua made money in various ways, the more artistic of which included the painting of images of the Virgin of Guadalupe and “retablos,” small paintings on sheet metal or other cheap materials to be offered as a petition or thanks in Mexican Catholic tradition. Along the way, Amezcua also learned to sculpt and made toritos. In 2007, he had a very small exhibition of a few pieces which caught the attention of the Museo Nacional de Culturas Populares, which invited him to make figures of noted people in Mexican history and popular culture, which he did using wood, wire and cartoneria. This led to an exhibition of Grandes Maestros de Arte Popular at the Museo de Arte Popular. An average piece takes between four to six weeks to make, both because of size and the care in the construction. In the case of certain figures, such as those from history and literature, he does research on the subject to make sure he gets the appearance right, such as clothing and hairstyles. The idea is not to have the figures completely realistic but to have enough characteristics of the figure to make it instantly recognizable. As most of is work is commissions for museums and other institutions for events, he tends to make large figures about the same height has himself, 1.60m. However,

he also makes smaller works for art galleries. Much of his aesthetic is from the fine arts. Art books are scattered around the small townhouse where he now lives in Toluca, State of Mexico. He has contacts with people in the New York art scene and various artists in Mexico including studying under Luis Nishisawa. These contacts led to a commission to make a skull to be used in the promotional poster for Alejandro Springall’s film Morirse esta en Hebreo, as well as participation in the Museo de Arte Popular’s biennale pairing artisans and artists. However, selling paper mache as art is not easy. It is difficult to find clients willing to pay for finely-crafted and original pieces. Amezcua is also demanding, refusing to bargain down his prices, with little love for many Mexican museum shops that he says do not treat artisans well. He has had to arrange his finances almost such that sales of large pieces become “extra income,” so teaching and working with prison craft programs provide for much of his subsistence. The main attraction of the craft for Amuezcua is the work itself, not the money per se. He has always found enough money to live on and do his most important projects… stating that “Death” often saves him from financial ruin; when things are really bad, it is usually a commission for a skeletal figure that saves the day. All photos courtesy of the artisan.

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Only A Few More Days

Only 30 Minutes From Here By John Warren

ow would be a good time to buy your tickets for the fabulous IFC Home Tours that will start again on Tuesday 29th. As usual, the tours start at the Sea Monkey Restaurant that is at the foot of Aquiles Serdan and right on the beach. Tickets can be purchased there on the day of the tour anytime between 9:00 and 10:15. as the buses leave at 10:30. A good way to start the day is to arrive early, order a coffee and breakfast and watch the waves roll in and the people walk past before being escorted onto your bus. Our comfortable, air-conditioned buses will take to four interesting villas and condos that might be perched on a hill high in the hills of Conchas Chinas, clinging to the cliffs

above Banderas Bay or nestled behind high walls and surrounded by gardens close to the market in the colonia of Emiliano Zapata. Tours last about three hours. You will enjoy the commentary of our knowledgeable docents who will, hopefully, be able to answer all your questions about the homes, life in Puerto Vallarta, the International Friendship Club and the meaning of life. Just kidding! Tickets are also available at the IFC office (which is at the north-east corner of the bridge where Insurgentes crosses the Rio Cuale ) between, 9:00am and 1:30pm on Monday to Friday, online at www.ifctoursforvallarta.com. The cost is $600 pesos and all proceeds are used to support local charities in Puerto Vallarta.

SPCA de PV ADORABLE DOG IN THE SPOTLIGHT… OLIVE

by Janice Gonzalez

his sweet mommy was rescued along with her eight (!!) puppies who were around six weeks old. All the puppies (Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen) have been adopted so now it is time for Olive to find her forever home. Olive is a Labrador mix, about two years old and she weighs 44 pounds. True to her breed, Olive loves getting lots of

exercise and going for long walks. She gets along with other dogs, being most relaxed with smaller dogs but okay with larger ones if they don’t attempt to dominate her. She’s not very comfortable with cats though. With her loving disposition we are sure she would be a good fit for any active family. If you are interested in this sweet girl contact us at spcapv@gmail.com for an application. Olive has been spayed, dewormed and she is current on all vaccines.

ost of the members of the International Friendship Club (IFC) count themselves phenomenally lucky. For a few weeks, a few months or for years we live in this paradise on the Pacific in pleasant accommodation with good food to enjoy each day. We know that we drew some pretty good cards in this game of life and we appreciate that. Many of us chose our parents well and enjoyed love and encouragement as children and, for some, an excellent education. We also know that for some families and children in Puerto Vallarta the cards they drew were not so good. If you had been born in some of the poorer colonias (districts) of this city life would be totally different. Take the colonia of Volcanes, for example. It’s half an hour’s drive from Los Muertos beach. Most of the streets are not paved and there are no streetlights. Some homes have neither electricity nor water. Their roofs are corrugated iron. Poverty is a way of life here. Sadly, many personal and societal problems flow from poverty. While the most common effect of poverty is malnutrition, health and education are also affected. The health of poor people is worse than those with money. Sanitation in poor areas is bad and increases the chance of contracting a disease. People living in poverty cannot afford appropriate medicines to treat these illnesses. Many people living in poverty are unable to attend school from a very early age. Families may not be able to afford the necessary shoes, clothing or school supplies. Others may not have a way for their children to get to school. Whatever the reason, there is a clear correlation between families living in poverty and their lack of education. Without the ability to attend school, many people go through life illiterate. ( Here’s a thought…If you live in a condo that employs staff, ask around to learn the number of employees who cannot read. I just did. Where I live half can read and half can’t!) However, there is excellent news for children living in Volcanes. It’s the Volcanes Community Education Project (VCEP), which offers free extra-curricular classes to local students and encourages students to

come to school and stay in school. The public school in this area holds classes in two shifts per day, and even then the teachers struggle with 40+ students per class. The school is not equipped with computers and teachers do not have the time to offer individual attention to each student. In 2011, when it started, VCEP offered English and Computer classes to 60 kids who were taught by two volunteer teachers. Now the children are taught by professional, fulltime teachers and learn English, Computer, Remedial Reading, Music and Dance. All of the children pledge to commit to serve their community and VCEP and they do. In 2012 Eagle Wings Foundation started a scholarship program for six Volcanes kids by helping to pay for their education costs in the regular school system. With additional scholarships now sponsored by Rotary Clubs and private individuals the number of kids in the scholarship program is 90. And the program is working! Francisco Ramos, one of the original scholarship students is in 2nd year of medical school and on his way to become a neurosurgeon, Jessica Aguirre is studying architecture and Alicia Ramirez has graduated with a BSc Admin. Many more students are in the pipeline. For more information on VCEP please go to http://www.volcanescommunityproject. com/ VCEP receives no government funding and relies totally on donations from organizations, businesses and individuals. Members of the International Friendship Club are pleased to help VCEP by contributing to the fund that pays the teachers salaries for, without them, there would be no program. The IFC generates funds each year by running its fabulous IFC Home Tours, by charging fees for membership, for bridge lessons, social bridge, Spanish classes and other social activities. We have one staff member but volunteers do all of the rest of the work. After deducting rent and other operating expenses IFC distributes all of its surplus funds to various medical and educational projects and charities in Puerto Vallarta. Please see http://www.ifcvallarta.com/index. cfm for information on the club and http:// www.toursforvallarta.com for Home Tours.

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Dreams Do Come True

asa Connor is the new home for the children of Pasitos de Luz. But who was Connor and what is Pasitos de

Luz? Connor died when he was 15 from a very rare genetic condition called Hunter Syndrome. His body was missing an enzyme that normally breaks down certain molecules and this meant he suffered permanent, progressive damage affecting his appearance, mental development, organ function and physical abilities. There's no cure for Hunter syndrome so treatment involves management of symptoms and complications. Peter and Teena Oudman are Connor’s grandparents and when he died they vowed to make this world a better place. They dreamed of building a castle in Puerto Vallarta where children with disabilities could feel magic in their lives every day and, with the time, money and effort donated by hundreds of people their dream is now a reality. The building is finished and ready to help children who have special needs around the Bay of Banderas. Since 1999 Yolanda Sanchez has worked day after day after day to give children afflicted with Downs Syndrome, autism, cerebral palsy, psychological trauma and other disabling conditions a place to receive therapy, treatment and massage at no cost to their families. She called it Pasitos de Luz (“Little steps of light”). Today it serves 120 families each week and has a waitlist of many, many more. It is bursting at the seams. But now the plans are to move all the children, medical staff and therapists to Casa Connor where the children will be more comfortable and respite can be provided to some of the families. The dreams to build Casa Connor came true because of the generosity of supporters here and far away and include not only Peter and Teena Oudman but also Emmanuel Christian Reformed Church in Calgary, Brian Collins family, Weenings family, two PV hotels the Secrets and Now Amber, Bachas Restaurant and Eagle Wings Foundation as well as many, many more donors. But Casa Connor and Pasitos need your help. The building is up and paid for but finan-

Toys For Tots Fundraisers

cial help is still needed before it can open its doors to the 200 children who desperately need it. It needs furnishing with beds, tables and chairs and with assistance in hiring medical personnel to help the children and make their lives easier and more productive. The best way to help is to become a monthly donor so if you can afford $25/month please visit http://www.pasitosdeluz.org/ campaing and discover how you can change a child’s life.

e are ready to celebrate our two annual fundraisers for the Navy League Toys for Tots Program: Golf Scramble on December 10 and Gala Dinner/ Dance on December 11. Funds raised in these events are used to buy toys for distribution on Day of the Kings in January to young children in underprivileged rural areas surrounding Puerto Vallarta. If enough revenues are generated, we also buy and install playgrounds in the neighborhoods of these children. The Golf Scramble is played on the Weiskopf Course at Vista Vallarta, a beautiful course in the hills above the city with vistas of El Centro and Bahia de las Banderas! Golfers can arrange foursomes or we can pair sets of players. The Scramble is for fun and for a very good cause. There are prizes for lowest score, highest score, randomly drawn middle-of-thepack score, closest to the pin on two par-three holes, closest to the center line, longest drive for women and for men, HOLE IN ONE!! A few years ago one of our players won a Toyota for his brilliant play on Hole 13!! Tee-time is 11 am, with a delicious Mexican style buffet in the Club House for players after the game. Tickets for this full day of activities in a splendid setting are now on sale for 1,800 pesos or $100 USD per player. The Gala Dinner/Dance takes place the following evening, December 11, at Marriott CasaMagna Resort and Spa in the Marina. The evening begins with a cocktail reception at 6:30 pm to the music of Los Polvitos de Jalisco, a local children’s mariachi. This is followed by an elegant dinner at beautifully appointed tables for ten guests. Important to note: cocktails and wine are complementary for the entire evening! During the event, raffle tickets are sold for a variety of prizes such as dinners at favored restaurants in Vallarta, overnights

in hotels in the area and beyond, spa treatments, and tequila especial! During dinner the President of our local Navy League welcomes guests and introduces our guest speaker who represents the military in the United States. Finally, a lively band provides entertainment for listening and dancing. Tickets for this fun-filled evening are on sale for 1,350 pesos or $75 USD if purchased in advance, 1600 pesos at the door. Note that our generous sponsors underwrite all expenses of the two days: the use of the Vista Vallarta golf course and the dinner at the Marriott. Toys for Tots is run by volunteers from the Navy League; there are no employees. All proceeds from the fundraisers buy toys at a generous discount from a toy wholesaler. Tickets for the events are available from: Carol’s Boutique, 322-137-4902 Jerry Lafferty, 322-221-6156 Fred and Dorothy Piontkowski, 322-209-0064 CasaMagna Marriott Puerto Vallarta Resort & Spa, Concierge 322-226-0017 Campo de golf, Vista Vallarta Pro Shop, 322-290-0030 Campo de golf, Marina Pro Shop, 322-221-0073 If you would like to take part in toy distribution on January 9, please phone Dennis Rike, 322-138-8891. You will have a fun day visiting the far reaches of our beautiful mountains, beaches and farmlands where these children live. And, of course, you will be contributing to the joy of neighborhood children.

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Top 8 tips on Moving to Mexico

By Madeline Milne

ocation, Location, Location Deciding where you are moving to in Mexico is likely your first priority. About three times the size of Texas with a population of 120 million, Mexico is the fifth most diverse country in the world. More than just its abundant flora and fauna, Mexico also has beaches, jungles, deserts, mountains, urban and rural, modern and traditional. There are archaeological sites thousands of years old sitting side by side with the worldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s most modern technologies Where you hang your sun hat will depend greatly on your personal preferences. Many expats call Puerto Vallarta and Cancun home, but for those that prefer milder temperatures, Ajijic and San Miguel de Allende rank top of the list. Looking for something a bit more adventurous, consider Oaxaca or San Cristobel in the south. If proximity to the US is important, many foreigners call Sonora home away from home. Something to consider: Split your time between the highlands and the beach to avoid the extreme temperatures and humidity of the summer months. Ajijic and Manzanillo is a popular combination. Always make three copies Mexican Visas You will need a visa when you are moving to Mexico, deciding which one suits you best is the first step. The rules and information around residency and tourist

visas in Mexico has been in flux as a major overhaul of the immigration system sent everyone into confusion. How the laws are interpreted can vary according to your unique situation. The basics are: Tourist Card is good for 180 days at a time and the cost is included in the cost of your flight. If you drive you will need to pay for the card at the border. If you overstay your 180 days, you may pay a nominal fine when you leave. Temporary Resident Visa: This visa must be applied for from your nearest Mexican consulate OUTSIDE OF MEXICO. You will need to show a source of income, though that amount varies if you own property in Mexico. Temporary Resident visas are good for up to four years and the cost is based on the number of years you apply for. You can add a work visa to your temporary visa after the fact. A good lawyer can help you with this.

Permanent Resident Visa: You can skip the Temporary Resident visaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s four-year process if you know you want to live permanently in Mexico. You will need to show a source of income. As a permanent resident you can work and move about as freely as a Mexican national but you cannot vote or hold political office. Something to consider: Many live in Mexico for six months or less at a time making the tourist card the most convenient and least hassle. To import or not Vehicles in Mexico Most places in Mexico (except for Mexico City) require a car at least some of the time. Public transportation is hit or miss, though the long distance bus lines are fantastic. If you are on a tourist card you are able to drive your vehicle into Mexico and pay a deposit for a Temporary Import Permit (TIP), the

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21 TIP is good for 180 days and you must exit the country to receive your deposit back. The amount varies on the type of vehicle. If you are a Temporary Resident visa holder you can keep your foreign plated car in Mexico as long as your visa remains valid. Permanent residents cannot drive foreign plated vehicles and you will need to import your vehicle into Mexico, which at the moment is complicated, expensive and completely arbitrary. Something to consider: Cars are slightly higher in price in Mexico but the hassle of importing a foreign car is worth the few more dollars you will pay for a vehicle. Agencies will help you with registration and insurance is typically far less than you would pay in the US or Canada. On the Road in Mexico is an excellent Facebook group for more information. Moving to Mexico with your Belongings The easiest thing to do is sell everything when you are moving to Mexico and buy new upon arrival. Much of your furniture will be incompatible with the elements and bugs in Mexico. Linens will disintegrate, leathers will mildew and bugs will feast on your wood products. Most things are easily purchased in the larger towns and cities. Some things are decidedly more expensive, like quality sheets and towels and you should have friends and family bring these types of items with them when they visit. Housewarming gifts! For the mementos you MUST HAVE with you, there are a couple options. If you are flying consider packing and paying for extra luggage. If you are driving in you are allowed a one time free entry with your personal/used goods. You will need to create a detailed manifesto in Spanish and be prepared for a thorough search of your belongings. You can also hire movers and use cargo shipping. Something to consider: If you are flying, before your book your flight, check the various airlines for the best rates on extra luggage. The flight may be slightly more expensive but the cost of extra bag can be exponential in savings. Hablamos un poco de español 5% of Mexicans speak English according to recent reports and most of those live in the major tourist and retirement areas. Conveniently most services including banks and utility companies will offer assistance in English. With minimal Spanish language skills and a good translation app you can find your way around most situa-

tions but it is strongly advisable to take the time to learn at least some Spanish. Something to Consider: When moving to Mexico, look for recommendations for personal assistants who can help you set up accounts and translate for you in situations where clarity is required. We’re not in Kansas Anymore: Understanding Mexican Culture Mexico is a land of fiestas and family. Given the opportunity, there will be festivals and reasons for food, dance and music nearly every day. Mexicans love their ballads and will serenade at the slightest suggestion. Dancing and eating compete for attention. Mexico is not for everyone. It can be crowded and noisy, corrupt and frustrating, hot and slow moving. Many systems are not automated. Paperwork tends to get lost, lunch breaks are long, holidays are frequent and the rules change seemingly on whim. But it is also friendly and welcoming. It is interesting and engaging. It is a land of opportunity and tradition. Slowing down, assessing the situation from someone else’s viewpoint and an open mind will get you much better results. Something to consider: There are usually specific times of the year in your new hometown where week-long festivities will occur; Patron Saint’s week or Christmas, for example. This is the time to invite friends and family to visit and showcase your piece of paradise. Affordable, Reliable Healthcare In Mexico you are blessed with the best of both worlds. Public and private healthcare are affordable, accessible and excellent. The public system is open to all residents of Mexico including temporary ones. Depending on your situation and location you may be required to pay for public health insurance which is currently about $300 a year, per couple. Private hospitals are top of the line and private insurance is available for far less than anything you pay in the US or Canada. Dental care is pennies on the dollar and there are thousands of highly trained, professional and reputable dentists in Mexico. If all else fails you can also purchase catastrophic insurance that will fly you wherever

you like to receive care in the facilities you are most comfortable with. Something to consider: IMSS or Seguro Popular, (public health insurance) is extremely affordable and covers some prescriptions, tests and more. The system is overworked/underfunded so when you need something immediate or more extensive private care specialist is often $50-100 per appointment and the local pharmacies offer consultations with licensed doctors for about $3.

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How safe is Mexico? Tell your friends and family you are moving to Mexico will cause all sorts of reactions. Parts of Mexico are indeed unsafe, if you are involved in the drug trade. Tourists and expats do occasionally find themselves in trouble or victims of violent crimes but the numbers are very low. In fact lower than many cities in the United States and many popular travel destinations such as Jamaica and Puerto Rico. The crime in Mexico tends to

be petty or varying degrees of corruption; robberies and scams for the most part. This type of crime requires a certain level of vigilance to deter would be criminals searching for opportunities. Something to consider: Life is what you make of it. Sitting at home scared to face the outside based on what if’s is no way to live your life. Mexico and its good and bad all meld together to create unique and rewarding experiences. Original: Mexi-Go.ca

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Two New Convention Centers Are Under Construction In The Riviera Nayarit

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ext Spring will bring some grand openings in the Riviera Nayarit: Grupo Vidanta will inaugurate its convention center in March 2017 and Bel Air Unique will open theirs in June 2017. The Riviera Nayarit is a constantly evolving destination and, in order to fulfill the increasing demands of the meetings industry, Nuevo Vallarta’s Grupo Vidanta and Hotel Bel Air Unique Resort & Convention Center Vallarta in Flamingos are both building new convention centers. “This is great news for the destination,” commented Marc Murphy, Managing Director of the Riviera Nayarit Convention and Visitors Bureau. “We’d like to extend our congratulations to both properties for their initiative and their vision in building these centers and adapting their outdoor areas to better host events. I believe we’ll have more tools than ever to promote this destination within this segment by 2017.” The first to open will be the Vidanta Nuevo Vallarta Convention Center, scheduled for inauguration in March 2017. It will have four main ballrooms with over 32,290 sq. ft. of space, making it the largest in the destination with a capacity for up to 2,400 people. On each side it will have foyer areas with 14,316 sq. ft. of space and four small rooms. The huge complex will also

offer several other rooms, meeting spaces, beach areas, terraces and the famous Santuario with 75,347 sq. ft. The Grand Mayan Playa boasts the largest space in this development with capacity for up to 3,000 attendees in a cocktail setting. The Bel Air Unique, located in the Flamingos area, has begun a top-to-bottom remodel where it will increase their number of rooms from 215 to 480, add another five pools to the current one, and increase their restaurants from two to six, not to mention many other new amenities for their guests, among them, the Bel Air Convention Center, projected to open in June 2017. The interior and outdoor convention areas for this hotel will be able to host up to 3,600 people simultaneously in the 33,906 sq. ft. of available area. The Gran Salón Bucerías will the largest ballroom with an area of over 15,000 sq. ft. and room for up to 1,600 people; it can also be divided into six smaller rooms. In addition, the center will have a foyer with over 8,000 sq. ft. of space and room for up to 860 people. The two outdoor spaces are the Las Tortugas Garden with over 8,000 sq. ft. of space for up to 860 people and the Playa de Chacala Area with 2,690 sq. ft. and capacity for up to 280 attendees. All the spaces can be set up in the auditorium, classroom, banquet and cocktail styles, among others.

Rotary Wine and Art The Club Rotario Bahía de Banderas announced its Rotary Wine & Art event benefitting Casa de Bucerías Tercer Edad. The activity will take place at the Nuevo Vallarta Plaza Business Center on Saturday, November 12, 2016. There is a $200 peso donation requested and children can attend for free. There will be art, wine, appetizers, fine jewelry and live music. For more information call 322 209 18 20 or 322 190 38 34 or email rotarywineart@pacomex.com.   Sunday with a Cause The Punta de Mita Foundation is collaborating with the Punta Mita development, the Four Seasons Resort Punta Mita and The St. Regis Punta Mita Resort to host its yearly Sunday With A Cause fundraiser event in support of the

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local community. The date is set for November 20, 2016. The Punta Mita Charity Golf Classic kicks things off at 9 a.m. on the Bahía Golf Course. Each player receives a goody bag from the sponsors; the game format is a scramble with women’s, men’s and mixed categories. Player donation is US$200. In the afternoon at 6 p.m. it’s time for the Flavors of Punta Mita, which

this year takes place in the Altamira Lobby at the St. Regis and has a US$70 donation fee. Gourmet food, artisanal beer and champagne will flow in a festive environment. Forty percent of the winnings are earmarked for the Punta de Mita Foundation, forty percent will go to Peace Punta de Mita and the remaining twenty percent will be destined for the next Conservation Fund. For more information call 01 (329) 291 5053 or email anabel@fundacionpuntademita.org.   Collection and Dog and Cat Adoption Campaign The Dogs For Life association and the Hotel Samba Vallarta, located at the Condominio Maestro Flamingos, will host their first annual Collection and Dog and Cat Adoption Campaign for all those who would like to adopt a new pet or donate food, medicine, clothing or toys for the animals. The activity runs from 10 a.m. through 2 p.m. on December 10, 2016. Adoptions will incur a minimum recovery fee.

8th Riviera Nayarit Half Marathon & 10K

pproximately one thousand runners from Mexico, the United States, Canada, Switzerland, Australia, Chile and Brazil are expected to participate. The 8th Riviera Nayarit Half Marathon and 10K is ready to take off next Saturday, November 19, 2016 at 7:00 a.m. on the dot along the beautiful streets of Nuevo Vallarta, Flamingos, and the El Tigre Golf Course. One of the standouts of this race is that it has maintained its high standards year after year with regards to its equipment, security and hydration requirements—all crucial elements for a successful event. “This race puts us among the top ten of its kind in the nation and we’re already recognized on an international level,” said Event Director Arturo García. “For the tourists it’s certainly

one of the best thanks to our hotel infrastructure, which provides us with a shady, closed-circuit course.” The running segment in Mexico has grown by leaps and bounds; many are recreational runners and it’s precisely this audience who most enjoys this type of event. One of the objectives of the race is for participants to fall in love with the Riviera Nayarit and return on vacation. Approximately one thousand runners are expected to attend, mostly from the Mexican cities of Guadalajara, Mexico City, León, Monterrey, Guanajuato, Aguascalientes and San Luis Potosí. The International market is well represented by runners from the United States and Canada, as usual; this year, however, there are also runners from Australia, Switzerland,

Chile and Brazil, the latter with a group of 20 people. “The response we’ve had is thanks to the campaigning done by the Riviera Nayarit Convention and Visitors Bureau in South America, we’ve ridden the coattails of this publicity on social media, not to mention the fact they brought over a group of Brazilian journalists last year and they published several articles,” said García. The race is endorsed by the Association of International Marathons and Distance Races (AIMS) and the International Association of Athletics Federations (IAFF). There will be six categories for women and seven for men, both for runners 18 years and older. Registration cost is $550 pesos and prizes are in kind. For registration and other details please visit www.mediomaratonr ivieranayarit.com.

Where can I find the Vallarta Tribune? Starting this week, in addition to the usual locations, the Tribune will be available for pick up at the Saturday Old Town Farmer's Market at the info desk and at the Amigo’s de La Cruz table at the La Cruz Sunday Market.

Look for the Tribune in restaurants, resorts, galleries and salons around the Bay of Banderas and north into Sayulita and San Pancho. We distribute 10,000 copies in high season from Mismaloya to San Pancho

each week. If you would like to see the Tribune in a locally accessible spot – send us an email and we will be happy to see about getting it delivered (closer) to you. editor@vallartatribune.com As we finalise our new distri-

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Riviera Nayarit

In La Cruz Cindy Bouchard

Cat Morgan www.rivieranayaritfun.com Cat@RivieraNayaritFun.com

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Cindy Bouchard, an expat Canadian runs a Boutique Inn, Villa Amor del Mar in La Cruz de Huanacaxtle. She and her husband Chris are living and lovin’ in Vallarta–Nayarit. If you want more info on La Cruz or desire… A very special vacation contact cindy@VillaAmordelMar.com

ey everybody! The season is really starting to rock and roll. The markets are open for all to enjoy and plenty of new restaurants to discover your next favorite dish. I, myself, love a good Cesar Salad. I try Cesar salads everywhere I go. Last week I stopped in at Tescalama in La Cruz, as my Wifi was still down at the office and needed to get caught up and a girl has to lunch! I ordered a very tasty Tuna tostada to start, then the Cesar Salad, with Chicken. The presentation was excellent with the romaine standing and bound in a parmesan cheese round, which was decadent cheesy goodness. I really enjoy fun food! Homemade Cesar dressing with anchovies (just the way I prefer) and the chicken prepared perfectly; moist and delicious. A very FUN dish to be sure. I am definitely going back to enjoy many more Cesar Salads at Tescalama! Excellent Wifi? Priceless! As I stroll through the La Cruz Sunday Market (La Cruz Market by Huanacaxlte A.C.) I always enjoy stopping by Terry Means booth. She is a Clinical Ayurvedic Specialist with over 30 years in the health care industry. Terry creates her own aromatherapy, herbal and tincture formulas and the best salve for the healing of the skin. She can help with diet and is open for consultations. You can find her at the La Cruz Sunday Market; you come to the jetty go left and you will find her on the right side. Thanks Terry! I LOVE your plant based home-made organic products…all made with LOVE. Saturday Pool Volleyball Happy Hour at Marina Riviera Nayarit (La Cruz Marina) 5:00pm - 7:00pm. Katrina Liana is looking for more team players. No age limit…everyone is welcome! The pool is located by La Peska Restaurant and the Deli, where cold beers are waiting for you! Alain Chalut from Esquina 22 Bar and Lounge in Bucerias is cooking turkeys again for the U.S. Thanksgiving meal that begins at 6pm. Last year was scrumptious!

La Cruz comes alive!!

A They have limited seating. Please make your reservations early. Legends in Bucerias have a terrific show with the RENACER Company coming up that I will be attending on November 23rd. I am attending this show because it’s so different than the typical acts that are playing and I have heard they are nothing short of amazing! Renacer has four members in their group that was founded four years ago; all graduates from The National School of Circus Arts and Varieties. They have 10 years of performing internationally and I am thrilled to be able to go! If you would like to get tickets contact LegendsBucerias.com and check out their other events for the season. I will keep you posted on the show! I HAVE AN ANNOUNCMENT: The Vallarta Tribune has hired me for advertising sales in the Riviera Nayarit. There are many options. The Tribune is now covering San Pancho, Sayulita, Punta de Mita. 10,000 copies get printed every week with 2000 copies handed out weekly at the PRV Airport alone. Get found in the Vallarta Tribune! Inquires for more information and meetings please email me directly at: CatPVTribune@Gmail.com Thanks so much for tuning in this week. For questions or comments please email me at: Cat@RivieraNayaritFun.com and check out our facebook page for Riviera Nayarit FUN and interesting Mexico information. https://www.facebook.com/allrivieranayaritfun/ …and give us a LIKE. AHO!

sleepy little fishing village in low season; November brings new energy. Folks return, new visitors arrive and everyday something re-opens and many new enterprises pop up. The vibe of La Cruz is gentle, intimate, and peaceful, reaching its climax in high season when each night there are numerous options for fabulous music, great eats and charming people. There’s always dancing and lots of fun; laughter and smiles abound. My plan was to share what’s happening about town but there’s just too much going on for one article. I’ll focus on what I know now and cherish, the music… Whatever your musical preference there’s something for you in La Cruz; flamenco, banda, mariachi, rock and roll, jazz, world music and I have it from a good source that soon we’ll have country rock in our lovely pueblo! On any given night music is playing somewhere. Big bands, solo musicians, dynamic duo’s… you’ll find it all in La Cruz, a mecca for those who enjoy making and appreciating live music. Saturday evenings have locals dancing in the town square, again to live music! If that’s not your style, set forth in any direction and you’ll hear anything from church bells and choirs to old time rock and roll, flamenco, tex-mex, folk or country music; a musical fusion of all ages, nations and style. Beyond the music venues there are so many super tasty dining options; many stayed open for the summer and for that I shout “Hoorah!” From super affordable to moderate, no one will go hungry looking for great food in La Cruz. Ana Banana's; music on Friday, Sunday and Monday, 6:30ish; Happy hour 4-6, open daily for breakfast. La Ballena Blanca, music on Sunday’s at 8:30, The Traveling Band with Ajim & Alessandra. Enjoy their famous blue corn tortilla tacos. Britannia Pub; Tuesdays at 7:30 pm is open mic night. Get on stage and perform or dance to ‘The Turn’ and the myriad of musicians. Lots of great acts throughout the season. Falconis’ has great pizza and more and music on Friday nights. The Sunday Market at the Marina has mesmerizing music, great food, crafts and more; 10:00 - 2:00. Masala; Saturdays at 7:00 pm, Alfredo Estrada guitar; dinner every night but Tuesday. Ocean Wings; Music Fridays at 9:00 pm

with The Super Band; Octopus's Garden (El Jardin del Pulpo); Live music; Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturdays at 8:00 pm. Closed Sunday and Monday for now. Serving dinner, breakfast and lunch as well! Oso's fish market restaurant; music on Wednesdays from 7:00 pm with Funkswagen and Fridays 6:30 Los Remedios, both are fun dance bands. Open daily for great fish tacos and so much more. Las Palapas, on the beach; Wednesdays 7:00 pm with Esaú Galván, Sunday’s 11:00 am enjoy brunch on the beach to Nuevo Flamenco, Jazz and Latin Standards by Zoe Wood and at 7:00 dance to El Remedios. Rincon del Buzo, Saturdays 6:00 - 8:00, romantic guitar music. Black Forest; Latcho and Andrea begin again December 2. Arrive to La Cruz in the afternoon, relax at one of the many cafés, health food and smoothie bars, little restaurants, or larger restaurants and of course, plan for an evening of music! The vibe is alive!!! To stay in-tune with La Cruz music and more; www.villaamordelmar.com/ musicmeccalacruz/

local GREAT FOOD, GREAT ENTERTAINMENT & GREAT FUN Francisco I. Madero #134 Sur in Bucerias - CA/US: 780-628-5363 MEX: 329-298-1149 www.legendsbucerias.com

Friends & Neighbors, We are so excited about the upcoming season at Villas Del Sol. We are continuing our efforts to provide quality entertainment combined with good food. This year will be Bigger, Better and Bolder with a new sound system and lighting. Legends Bucerias will be offering weekly shows at Villas Del Sol. Join us for a different mixture of variety acts, local musicians, and imported Tribute Artists.

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Wait, there is more! Enjoy Breakfast or Lunch at our remodeled restaurant in Villas Del Sol. Open 7 days a week with a brand new menu - from 7am to 3pm

Entertainment at Legends Bucerias November 19 - Chris Kenny and The Yorks (*7-10pm Only $219 pesos) November 23 - Renacer Acrobatic Team November 26 - Strange Days - Doors Tribute December 3 - Les Smith - Garth Brooks Tribute December 10 - Bill Culp - Bill Hayley Tribute December 17 - Cliff Stevens - Eric Clapton Tribute December 18 - Mikki Prost - Patsy Cline Tribute December 31 – New Years Eve Bash Doors open @ 6:00 pm All shows start @ 7:30 pm All Regular Shows are only $300.00 pesos Buy your tickets online! www.legendsbucerias.com

ELAINE’S FINE DINING AT VILLAS DEL SOL OPENING EARLY DECEMBER

Not one but two Award Winning Chefs, who have put together a menu guaranteed to provide an incredibly unique dining experience. Signature dishes, fine wines and liquors, incredible service and even a cigar bar. If that’s not enough you will be entertained nightly with Motown, R&B by Clinton Gallagher. We will offer service 6 days a week, Sunday through Friday between 5pm and 12am. www.elainesbucerias.com

Legends Bucerias will feature an amazing dinner with Entertainment by Clinton Gallagher and The Gecko Band to rock in the New Year! Only $1500 Pesos Limited seating. Reservations required. www.legendsbucerias.com

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Something exciting and delicious in Bucerias

ig news in Bucerias, just 25 minutes north of Puerto Vallarta - the opening of the new entertainment venue “Legends” and the new fine dining restaurant “Elaine’s” in Bucerias. Located poolside among the lush gardens of Villas Del Sol hotel, Elaine’s welcomes Chef Else Barth, past chef of multi-year best restaurant and best chef award from the renowned Seventh Inn in St Louis, Missouri. Now, the Seventh Inn tradition carries on in Bucerias, Mexico. The Seventh Inn five-star fame was made through incredible dishes, sauces and infamous tableside flambé preparation, with service that was second to none. In addition, Chef Else’s companion and entertainer who has worked with her for over 20 years, “Clinton Gallagher”, an incredible R & B entertainer, will be performing nightly, enhancing the ambiance. His entertainment style is loved by everyone and sure to be a highlight of an evening at Elaine’s. Award winning Chef Keith Martins who worked with the Seventh Inn for over twelve years is also joining the team at Elaine’s. Chef Else and Chef Keith bring with them a creative and unique menu unlike anything currently available around Banderas Bay. Look forward to unique dishes such as fresh Swordfish stuffed with escargot, garlic and fennel. For directions and information visit www.elainesbucerias.com Entertainment at Legends Bucerias In addition, every weekend you will find some of the hottest Tribute & Variety Acts available. Legends

Bucerias has a varied and entertaining line-up booked for November, December and into 2017. Nov/Dec Entertainment November 19 - Chris Kenny and The Yorks November 23 - Renacer Acrobatic Team November 26 - Strange Days Doors Tribute December 3 - Les Smith Garth Brooks Tribute December 10 - Bill Culp - Bill Hayley Tribute December 17 - Cliff Stevens Eric Clapton Tribute December 18 - Mikki Prost Patsy Cline Tribute December 31 – New Years Eve Bash – Clinton Gallagher and The Gecko Band It is going to be an exciting year for Villas Del Sol, Legends, and Elaine’s fine dining in Bucerias. Check their web site www.legendsbucerias.com and make your reservations early. Elaine, Bruce and the staff all look forward to seeing you this season.

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Helpful Spanish Cognates to Know By Sara T.

f you’re just beginning to learn Spanish, rest easy, as it’s one of the easiest languages for English speakers to pick up! This is because Spanish and English are full of cognates. What is a cognate, you ask? Cognates are words that sound the same (or almost the same) and have the same meaning in both languages. Recognizing Spanish-English Cognates By studying cognate patterns, you can tap into thousands of Spanish vocabulary words that you already know. And as a bonus, cognates exist across all aspects of the language — so they can be a great way to increase intermediate, advanced, and even industry-specific vocabulary. Below are some of the most common types of cognate patterns: No Spelling Changes • The easiest cognates to recognize are exactly the same in English and Spanish. However, the Spanish pronunciation of the word may be slightly different than what you’re used to. Examples: metro, hospital, idea, escape, lava, visa, sociable, inevitable, funeral, original, cereal, horrible, motor • Adding an –ar or –ir

• In Spanish, verbs end in –ar, -er, or –ir, and each follows its own conjugation rules. Many verb cognates exist by simply adding – ar or –ir to the English version of the word. Examples: adopt – adopter, calm – calmar, control – controlar, limit – limitar, invert – invertir, insist – insister • Changing –tion to –ción • The common English suffix – tion is used to form noun versions of verbs. It commonly expresses the state or action of the verb. Luckily for Spanish learners, the rule is consistent in Spanish nouns as well. Examples: action – acción, celebration – celebración, condition – condición, nation – nación, fiction – ficción • Adding an –o • This type of cognate is so common that many Spanish learners will try adding an –o to any English word when they don’t know the Spanish version. And to be honest, sometimes it works (although this isn’t always the case). Examples: academic – académico, alcoholic – alcohólico, domestic – doméstico, organic – orgánico, panic – pánico There are many more cognates in Spanish, as well as patterns other than the ones listed above.

What Am I?

Found across Mexico, Sugar cane is an age-old sweetener, juiced for drinks and making local molasses. Do you know where to find this one? The streets of Vallarta offer up many secrets, historical charms and interesting trivia. For those looking to explore the city and its culture a little deeper, a walk through the streets with an English speaking local resident will bring you enjoyment as you explore areas you might not find on

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Taking the time to study cognate patterns will increase your vocabulary tenfold overnight. However, be aware of false cognates! These are words that appear to be the same in two languages, but actually have very different meanings. For example, embarazada means “pregnant” in Spanish, but it’s often confused with “embarrassed” because they appear so similar. General Rules for Cognates in Spanish Here are some general rules you can use to understand how Spanish-English cognates relate: • –ity becomes –idad (difficulty = dificultad) • –ous becomes –oso (curious = curioso) –ance becomes –ancia (ambulance = ambulancia) Original: takelessons.com

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Events Calendar November 17 Vallarta Garden Club Kick-Off Jazz Foundation 5-7pm Allende 116 & Malecon First event of the season and a call for all past and new members to renew their memberships. Free appies and cash bar.

November 19 8th Riviera Nayarit Touristic Half Marathon and 10K The Half Marathon and 10K is hosted in Nuevo Vallarta and it’s expected to be even bigger this year! mediomaratonrivieranayarit.com/ November 20 Vallarta Yacht Club Opening Day Nuevo Vallarta – Meet and Greet with food and beverages November 20 SOLD OUT - Third Annual Spaghetti Friend-Raiser at the Puerto Vallarta Fire Department, Avenida Las Americas. 3-6pm November 20 Dia de Revolution – National Holiday. November 22 MEXICO: GENTLE HOMELAND Learn about Mexico’s peoples, geography, politics, traditions, fears, and hopes all in one session. This is an introductory talk for the Connecting with Mexico series. 10:30 am to noon at ArtVallARTa. 213 Pilitas www.connectwithmexico.com November 23 Biblioteca los Mangos 20th Anniversary Celebrate the 20th Anniversary of Vallarta’s only public library. bibliotecalosmangos.com November 23 Purr Project Bingo Margarita Grill – Basilio Badillo 5pm Fundraiser for the kitties of Vallarta. 3 bingo cards $100mx November 26 Under the Stars benefit dinner and auction for SPCA de PV Puerto del Cielo, 6pm. Tickets at spcapv@gmail.com. November 24-27 V Motomanía San Blas Over one thousand motorcycles will converge on the Historic Port of San Blas to celebrate this very special event where, among other things, there will be lots of dancing, exhibits, races and fun! November 26 Beachfront Fashion Show at El Dorado - benefitting Corazon de Nina. Latest fashions from local boutiques Tickets at Carol’s Boutique, Basilio Badillo 250.

events Phone 322-113-0073. Suggested donation 400 pesos - 50% of which will go directly to Corazon de Nina. November 26-27 Expo Tattoo International Hotel Krystal 11am facebook.com/ExpoTattooPuertoVallarta November 29 Cena Blanco – Amigos de La Cruz Welcome Back Dinner Dress all in white and enjoy this 3-course dinner catered by Frascati. Secret location! Meet at La Cruz Marina to be shuttled to the event. More details in the ad. Prizes, Live music. Funds raised to support Amigos de La Cruz initiatives. www.amigodelacruz.org November 29, A LONG HISTORY OF SHIFTING BORDERS The territory of Mexico has grown and shrunk throughout the years. Explore the way an island in the Pacific was gained by France; how Guatemala left and Yucatan came back; and, well, how Mexicans view US territorial expansion. 10:30 am to noon at ArtVallARTa. 213 Pilitas www. connectwithmexico.com November 29 IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 stunning Vallarta homes. Leave Sea Monkey Restaurant on the Malecon at 10:30am - 3 Hours. $600 pesos www.toursforvallarta.com November 30 Charity Bingo at Nacho Daddy Cards on sale at 3pm – Bingo starts at 4pm Live music by Stolie from 3-4pm Fundraising for Pasitos de Luz and Colina Spay and Neuter Clinic November 30 IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 stunning Vallarta homes. Leave Sea Monkey Restaurant on the Malecon at 10:30am - 3 Hours. $600 pesos www.toursforvallarta.com December 2 Breakfast For A Good Cause Marriott Resort CasaMagna - Marina Vallarta. Breakfast at 10:00 am - suggested donation 250 pesos. Tickets available at Carol›s Boutique - Basilo Badillo #250. Phone: 322-113-0073. December 3 4th Taste of Nuevo Vallarta and 16th Chili Cook-Off Vallarta Yacht Club in Nuevo Vallarta. Starting at 1pm fundraising for the Families of the Dump charity. December 5 Bucerias Children’s Christmas Fundraiser Drunken Duck, Bucerias Doors open at 2pm Tickets are $200p Live music, specials, raffle and prizes.

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Farmer’s Markets

ost Farmers Markets run from November through April, though a couple are all year round. Typically they start about 9am and end between 1 and 2pm. Each is a little different and all of them are fabulous! A not-to-be-missed experience!

PUERTO VALLARTA Saturday 9:30 -2pm Farmers Market November 5th to April 29th in Park Lazaro Cardenas Saturday 9 – 1pm Three Hens and a Rooster Market Year round at Venustiano Carranza 466 in Emiliano Zapata Friday 9:30 – 1:30pm Marsol Friday Market by the Pier Year round at Marsol Hotel Lobby in Old Town. Thursday 6 – 10pm Marina Vallarta Market runs every Thursday evening from November 3rd to the end of April along the boardwalk in Marina Vallarta.

NUEVO VALLARTA Tuesday 9-2pm Riviera Nayarit Farmers’ Market Parking lot at the Business Center; Saturday 9-2pm Tianguis Artesanal Nuevo Vallarta in the Marina Nuevo Vallarta

BUCERIAS Monday 9-1pm Monday Market – along Lazaro Cardenas Wednesday Forever Spring 9-1pm – along Lazaro Cardenas

LA CRUZ Sunday 10-2pm La Cruz Sunday Market - over 200 vendors. The Bay’s largest market along the Marina Riviera Nayarit

SAYULITA & SAN PANCHO Friday 10-2pm Mercado del Pueblo on Revolucion Street in Sayulita. Great market with many venders available only here. Much is organic and local. Tuesdays 10-2pm Mercado del Sol in San Pancho at the Plaza del Sol

LO DE MARCOS, GUAYABITOS, CHACALA AND LA PEÑITA Saturday 9-2pm The Tianguis Lo de Marcos is held on Luis Echeverría street Saturday 9-1pm The Chacala Cultural Market in the main Plaza. (Opening Nov.19) Monday 8-1pm Guayabitos Market on the main plaza in town Thursday 8-1pm La Peñita Market on its main plaza.

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Robert De Niro: A Great American Actor By Fred Jacobs

become the decade of De Niro. In 1976 we saw Robert in “Taxi Driver”, which earned him his second Oscar nomination and first for best actor. Also the same year, he starred in “1900” and “The Last Tycoon”. In 1977, Robert again teamed up with Martin Scorsese in “New York, New York”. Robert played Michael Vronsky in the hit Vietnam War film, “The Deer Hunter” (1978), for which he was again nominated for an Oscar as Best Actor. In 1980, we all saw Robert play Jake LaMotta in “Raging Bull”. It

was a biographical black and white drama about an Italian American boxer, whose self-destructive and obsessive rage, sexual jealousy, and animalistic appetite destroyed his relationship with his wife and family. It earned Robert an Oscar for best actor. The rest of the 1980’s was a busy time for Robert, appearing in many movies. “True Confessions” (1981), “The King of Comedy” (1983), costarring with Jerry Lewis, Tony Randall and Sandra Bernhard. “Once Upon a Time in

America” & “Falling in Love” (1984), “Angel Heart” & “The Untouchables” (1987), costarring with Kevin Costner, Andy García and Sean Connery. “Midnight Run” (1988), “Jacknife” & “We're No Angels” (1989). 1990 saw Robert return to a mob genre film with Scorsese in “Goodfellas” costarring Ray Liotta, Joe Pesci and Paul Sorvino. 1990 also saw Robert in “Awakenings” directed by Penny Marshall and costarring Robin Williams. The role earned Robert another Oscar nomination for best actor. 1991 brought us the thriller “Cape Fear”. It was a huge box office hit and earned Robert another Oscar nomination. 1993 saw Robert try his hand at directing and starring in “Bronx Tale”. In 1995 Robert brought us the Vegas mob story of “Casino” costarring Sharon Stone, Joe Pesci, Don Rickles and James Woods. The late 1990’s and the 2000’s saw Robert change gears and try more comedic roles such as “Analyze This” (1999) costarring with Billy Crystal, “Meet the Fockers” (2004) and their various sequels. Robert De Niro has appeared in over 100 films so far in his career and producing over 30 films. We look forward for what Robert has to offer us yet in the years to come. He is a true American acting legend. Fred Jacobs is a full time resident of Puerto Vallarta and the author of 3 books.

donated $200 pesos in memory of her dog Roxy. A bag of collars & harnesses was also donated. A big thanks to you and everyone who dropped pesos and dollars into our box today. Several people enquired about visiting and volunteering at the sanctuary. You can contact spcapv@gmail.com for information. Also use this address or visit us at the market if you wish to take dogs to Canada for us. We need notice of a week or so and if dogs are going your way, we’ll let you know how you can help! Thanks to volunteers Michelle, Doreen and Mark, we had a fun day as always.” And as always, thanks so much for your report Lynnette. We are so excited to announce that once again this year we have sold out for our annual fundraiser “Evening Under The Stars”. Thanks everyone for ensuring another successful event.

Come and spend a rewarding afternoon cuddling the animals at Puerto Vallarta’s SPCA Sanctuary. Our dogs and cats are awaiting “forever homes” and your help is needed to jump start their socialization. The goal is to get these animals adjusted and ready to interact in the real world. The majority of the SPCA animals either come from extremely abusive situations or they have been abandoned. Your love and attention can make up for that sad history. During your visit, you can interact with the animals and even take a dog (or two or three) for a walk. Reservations to visit the sanctuary need to be made in advance. To make a reservation, contact us at spcapv@gmail.com. We appreciate any donations you can bring for our rescues and also please feel free to bring treats for sanctuary staff as they truly appreciate it.

To see our animals available for adoption, visit our Facebook page at www.facebook.com/spcapv. Go to Photos where you will also find individual Albums for all the animals available as well as a bit of their history. Please be aware that our adoption fee within Mexico is $1,500 pesos. To make donations via PayPal, select the “Donate” option on our Facebook page www.facebook. com/spcapv or on our website at http://spcapv.com/donate/. You can drop off any donations for the SPCA at Hacienda San Angel located at Calle Miramar 336, above Our Lady of Guadalupe Church in El Centro. Get involved…rescue, adopt, foster, volunteer, donate or educate. Contact us at spcapv@gmail.com. You can learn more about the SPCA Puerto Vallarta by checking us out at www.spcapv.com/home or on Facebook.

obert De Niro was born in the Greenwich Village area of Manhattan, New York, August 17, 1943. Robert’s parents divorced when he was only 2 yrs. old, after Robert’s father came out as being gay. Robert then lived with his mother, but his father also lived within walking distance and the two spent a lot of time together when Robert was growing up. Robert’s school years seemed to move from one school to another. Both private and public schools could not make a good fit for Robert. He did find a bond with a group of street kids in the “Little Italy” part of New York. Some of which he has remained lifelong friends with. Robert’s first stage performance was at the age of 10, as the cowardly lion in a school production of “The Wizard of Oz”. Robert found acting as a way to overcome his shyness. By the age of 16, Robert had become obsessed with movies which led him to dropping out of high school at age 16 to pursue acting. He studied acting at the Stella Adler Conservatory, as well as Lee Strasberg's Actors Studio. Robert’s first film role came at the age of 20, when he appeared in “The Wedding Party”. The film that Robert gained popular attention with his role as a dying Major League Baseball player in “Bang the Drum Slowly”

(1973). His next role would be the first of many with director, Martin Scorsese, playing a small-time criminal Johnny Boy in “Mean Streets” (1973). Then came the big break for Robert. He had an important role in the Francis Ford Coppola film “The Godfather Part II” (1974). He played the young Vito Corleone, while Marlon Brando played the older version of the character. His performance earned him his first Academy Award, for Best Supporting Actor. The 1970’s would

SPCA of Puerto Vallarta By Janice Gonzalez

ere’s the latest report from Lynnette at the Old Town Farmers Market: “We had a slow and quiet start to the market today but things soon picked up to keep us all busy for the next few hours. The weather was a little dull but very pleasant. We had many people drop by with generous donations, to say hello, or to make some purchases. SPCA volunteers Janice, Wendy and Luz Maria came by and stayed for a while this afternoon. Our beautiful calendars arrived and 2017 is looking very bright, thanks to the calendar pets and their kind owners. We made a start selling those as well as tee shirts, bracelets and bumper stickers and sales today totaled over $2,000 pesos.

Last week we asked for donations of used towels and guess what? Our basket was filled today! Towels and sheets are always needed at the sanctuary. The laundry at #385 Olas Altas (Lavanderia ELSA) has offered to collect towels for us and will be open daily for your convenience. Thanks for your help, we appreciate it and thanks to Luz Maria for setting it up. Allen Reston, of Toronto and Puerto Vallarta was the first to donate towels and also donated $1,000 pesos! Thank you very much, Allen. Other donors include Chris Lockhart who gave us towels, bowls, a dog coat and leashes plus $500 pesos; Kim from Utah also gave $500 pesos; Cindy Thompson

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This chic European custom arrives beachside Thursday, September 22 at 5 pm. Enjoy late afternoon sophisticated cocktails and help yourself to complimentary snacks at the bar. From 5 to 7 pm every Thursday to Sunday, nibble on delicious bites that will change daily. After work, after shopping, after a long day at the beach, indulge yourself in Sapphire Ocean Club’s casual, urbane atmosphere. www.sapphire.mx Malecon 1 Playa Los Muertos

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ll of us are sending good healing energy to Lalo – our Vintage Jewelry Expert – for a rapid recovery from his recent surgery in Guadalajara; he somehow managed to detach a retina. On a similar note, we welcome back Pat Wagner from the States with her new hip. There will be dancing! New to Three Hens, is Julie Levine who brings us everything that glitters – paintings and wearable pieces – gorgeous and sparkly. Juan Manuel’s wire and stone creatures and critters capture the attention of old and young kids as they first walk into Market.

They are cleverly created and deserve an attention-getting place in your home or garden. The different-sized iguanas and other reptiles share table space with Juan Manuel’s jewelry he makes with pieces of coral, petrified wood, and other found objects. Try some of Alex’s sausages – dozens of varieties and he will deliver…free! Alex makes everything himself, by hand; choosing fine cuts of lamb,

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beef, pork and poultry and has vegan and low-fat products as well. The main floor boutiques at Three Hens are overflowing with pillows and cushions, aprons and cooling ties; wine bags and tunics, full cotton skirts and paintings; Mimi’s fabulous new purple hair and Twiggy-inspired mini dresses to Lisa Love’s beautiful patchwork wall hangings. Three Hens and a Rooster Market is every Saturday 9 to 1 at Venustiano Carranza 466.

Marsol Friday Market by the Pier

ith the beaches and restaurant-bars down by the Pier packed these days with tourists, you can take a break from the sun and sand and wander through our Artisan market. Take your time shopping in the cool, high-ceilinged lobby of the Marsol Hotel and find those exact treasures you dreamed about taking home with you as gifts. Christmas is coming so take advantage of our fair prices and unique products to truly make your friends and family happy with something handmade in Mexico. The Marsol Market has clothing, leather bags, blankets, exquisite handmade lace fruit-bowl covers, Mexican blankets, adorable embroidered cotton outfits for kids; doggie treats, angel food cake and sticky buns made by Kim and all irresistibly delish! Our jewellery runs from delicately painted heart pendants by Guillermo, to made-just-for-you rings by designer Matias Brustle. Burgers barbequed by Alejandro, freshly squeezed orange juice by Martha, Sam’s amazing mango chutney, dill pickles and pickled beets by Barbara, herbal extracts, creams and lotions by Ricardo Mazcal and an incredible assortment of nuts and dehydrated fruits presented by Ciro. Fine Italian breads and tiramisu by Monica who is also bottling chilli- and garlic-infused olive oil. We have Oaxacan tamales with atole and Sean’s tasty dumplings. Our November Bazaar is next week – Tuesday the 22nd from 10 to 2. For the best deals in furniture and household items, clothing new and used, come early! If you have items to sell or any questions, contact Sherry Vallarta at Market on Friday. The Marsol Friday Market by the Pier is open from 9:30 to 1:30 pm.

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Non - Profit and Charitable Organizations For visitors to Puerto Vallarta who wish to support the less privileged in our paradise, this is a list of some of the many organizations that could benefit from such kind gestures. If you would like your organization recognized here, please email details to editor@vallartatribune.com. Amigos de La Cruz de Huanacaxtle, A.C. contributing to the quality of life in La Cruz through cultural, educational, environmental and charitable assistance programs. Tax Deductible. www.amigosdelacruz.org Contact Amy Welch amywelchpdx@comcast.net Alcoholics Anonymous: In English Puerto Vallarta Alanon Club - Basilio Badillo 329 recoverpv.com Amazing Grace Missions Assisting families in Magisterio & Progreso with necessities and job training and English. slw2014nv@gmail.com American Legion Post 14: raises resources and manpower to improve facilities needing building maintenance americanlegion14.org Amigos del Magisterio - Food delivered directly to workers at the PV dump, their families and schools in Magisterio and Volcanes. Also, food to New Beginnings, Pasitos de Luz, and Caritas. 100% of donations to the people, no overhead.amigosdelmagisterio.com lysephilrioux@hotmail.com Asilo San Juan Diego Home for the Elderly Contact: Lupita Sanchez Covarrubias 222-1257 or malupita88@hotmail.com or mexonline. com\asilosanjuandiego.htm Asociación Down - Assistance to persons with Down’s Syndrome – Contact: Ana Eisenring at 224-9577. Banderas Bay Women’s Shelter - Safe shelter for women & children victims of domestic violence. compassionforthefamily.org

Becas Vallarta, A.C. – Provides scholarships to high school and university students. Tax-deductible in Mexico and USA. Polly Vicars at (322) 223-1371 or Buri Gray at (322) 221-5285. CANICA - Centre for Children with Cancer. Provides aid for treatment and services including transportation to GDL. Contact Director, Evelia Basañes 322-123-5688. Casa Hogar - A shelter for orphaned, abandoned, disadvantaged or vulnerable children. Luz Aurora Arredondo at 221 1908, casahogar_maximocornejo@hotmail.com Centro Comunitario SETAC-GLBT – Services the GLBT community, including treatment and referrals, education, English classes, HIV testing and counseling. Paco Arjona 224-1974 Clinica de Rehabilitación Santa Barbara Rehabilitation of the handicapped. Contact: Laura Lopez Portillo Rodriguez at 224-2754. COLINA Spay and Neuter Clinic - Free and by-donation sterilization clinic in Old Town. Only open Saturdays, Contact: cez@rogers. com or 322-104-6609 CompassionNet Impact – Transforming the lives of people living in chronic poverty. Job creation, education, emergency & more. Tax-deductible. Cell: (322) 133-7263 or ric@ 4compassion.org Corazon de Nina A safe, loving, home-environment for 40+ children and youth rescued from high-risk situations. Donations & volunteers always welcome! Totally self-funded. www.fundacioncorazon.mx Cruz Roja (Red Cross) - Handles hospital and emergency service in Vallarta. It is the only facility that is authorized to offer assistance to injured people on the street. Contact: 222-1533, 222-4973

Desayunos para los Niños de Vallarta A.C. Feeding programs, education programs, day care centers for single mothers. 2234311 or 22225 72 Discapacitados de Vallarta, A.C. (DIVAC) association of handicapped individuals dedicated to helping one another. Ivan Applegate at 221-5153. Ecology and Conservation of Whales, AC. National Coordination Network for the Assistance of Entangled Whales. Biol. Astrid Frisch Jordán, Arce #541. Col. La Primavera Puerto Vallarta, Jal. 48325, Mexico, Tel/Fax: (322) 29 37 851 fibbcatalogo@yahoo.com Families At The Dump: Supporting families living in the landfill or garbage dump thru education and sustainable opportunities. familiesatthedump.org Fundacion Punta de Mita LDG. Ana Lilia Medina Varas de Valdés. ana@fundacionpuntademita.org Tel. (329) 291 5053 Friends of PV Animals Volunteers working to enhance the lives of shelter animals. For info and donations visit friendsofpvanimals.com Grupo Ecológico de Puerto Vallarta: Arq. Luz del Carmen Pérez A cayro_13@hotmail.com grupoecologico.com Horizonte de Paz: Welcoming shelter for men of all ages who are troubled w/alcohol & drug addiction.In great need of cash or material resources Contact MAYNOR Tel 281 0644 horizontedepaz@live.com International Friendship Club - Provides medical, educational and social services to those in need in Puerto Vallarta. www. ifcvallarta.com La Brigada de la Basura: A weekly meeting of neighborhood children to clean Vallarta Streets. Contact Que?Pasa 223-4006 Mexico Ministries & Mission, Inc. raises funds to the poor in Vallarta. Contact Fr. Jack+ 044 322 229-1129 christchurchbythesea.org Navy League - assists in the transportation of donated medical supplies from the U.S., organizes work groups to paint and repair facilities New Life Mexico - Challenging Child Poverty with health and education programs. Philippa Vernon pvp@newlifemexico.com Paraíso Felino AC Refuge and Adoption Centre for cats and kittens in the Bay of Banderas. Luis Donaldo Cel. (322) 120-4092 Pasitos de Luz - substitute home for low income children with any type of handicap, offers rehabilitation services and more. 299-4146. pasitosdeluz.org PEACEAnimals - Free mobile spay/neuter clinic operating 48 weeks a year, primarily in Puerto Vallarta. Tax-deductible. peaceanimals.org

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