Issue 1025, Nov 24 - 30, 2016

Catch us online @ vallartatribune.com

Local

10

LEGAL ADVICE

18

Nov 24 - 30, 2016 Year 19 Free Issue 1025

Puerto Vallarta stories of the sea

22

Travel CHACALA

FR EE

G

U

ID

E

Courtesy of Alfonso Algis Kemezys

welcome

02

Welcome to Puerto Vallarta

and Riviera Nayarit Here is some advice to make your trip a little easier and more enjoyable.

TIME ZONE: The entire state of Jalisco is on Central Time, as is the southern part of the State of Nayarit starting from Guayabitos in the north.

BUSES: A system of urban buses with different routes can bring you from one end of the bay to the other and all the spots in between.

Current fare in Puerto Vallarta is $7.50 pesos per ticket and passengers must purchase a new ticket every time they board another bus. There are no “transfers”.

TAXIS: There are set rates within defined zones of town. Do not enter a taxi without agreeing on the price with the driver first. Price is per trip not person.

MONEY EXCHANGE: Although you may have to wait in line for a few minutes, banks will give you a higher rate of exchange than the exchange booths (caja de cambio). You will need your passport. Better yet, use your bank card to withdraw funds from any ATM machine. Note that ATM’s in the banks are the safest to use and generally charge lower fees.

DRINKING WATER: For the 18th year in a row, Puerto Vallarta’s water has been awarded a certification of purity for human consumption.

The quality of the water tested at the purification plant varies greatly from what comes out of the tap at the other end. So do be careful. If you want to be doubly sure, you can pick up bottled water just about anywhere.

EXPORTING PETS: Falling love with the street dog outside your hotel or a puppy on the Malecon doesn’t mean they can’t come home with you.

The process is fairly inexpensive and only takes a day or two. You need a certificate of health from a local vet among other things. The time of year that pets can travel in the cargo section of the plane may be your biggest challenge. For the most up-to-date information contact the Puerto Vallarta SPCA at spcapv@gmail.com.

COMMON SENSE: Just as you wouldn’t walk around your hometown drunk and beligerent, it is not acceptable to do that here. While Mexicans are a forgiving bunch, basic politeness is appreciated.

For the guys, peeing in public is a major faux pas and if you are caught, can get you tossed in jail or an expensive fine. Pay attention to your surroundings. Pay your bills. Be courteous. And have fun!

DRINKING AND DRIVING: First off – just don’t. The consequences are not worth it. Taxis are cheap and plentiful. Fines are as much as 10,000 pesos. You can be taken to jail and your vehicle impounded. There are many checkstops on the weekends and you will be asked to blow if they suspect you have been drinking.

LEGAL SYSTEM: Not knowing the law is not an valid excuse in Mexico or anywhere. If you find yourself caught in a legal situation be aware that guilt is presumed until your innocence can be proven.

This is a very difficult lesson to learn if you are visiting from the United States or Canada in particular. Immediately contact your consulate for assistance.

Director Noemi Zamora noemizamorareynoso@gmail.com Editor Lic. Madeline Milne mmilne@Vallartatribune.com Sales Team Information office ventastribuna7@yahoo.com Designer Cynthia E. Andrade G. cysandra@gmail.com cisandra@vallartatribune.com

Nov 24 - 30, 2016 www.vallartatribune.com

Calling in Mexico Calling phones in Mexico can be tricky as it is different than in the US or Canada. There are different codes you need to use depending if you are calling landlines or cellular phones and if they are local or long distance.

Long-distance calls from within Mexico For national long-distance calls (within Mexico) the code is 01 plus the area code and phone number. For international long-distance calls, first dial 00, then the country code (for the U.S. and Canada the country code is 1, so you would dial 00 + 1 + area code + 7 digit number).

Calling Cell Phones (from a land line) If you are calling from a landline within the area code of the Mexican cell phone number dial 044, then the 10 digit number including area code. Outside of the area code (but still within Mexico) dial 045 and then the 10 digit phone number. Cell phone to cell phone only requires the 10 digit number.

Phone Cards Phone cards (“tarjetas telefonicas”) for use in pay phones can be bought at newstands and in pharmacies in denominations of 30, 50 and 100 pesos. Pay phones do not accept coins. When buying a phone card for pay phone use, specify that you would like a “tarjeta LADA,” because pre-paid cell phone cards are also sold in the same establishments.

Calling Toll-Free Numbers Some toll free numbers work from Mexico to the US and Canada, but many do not.

You need to dial a different prefix. To call the following toll free prefixes, dial as follows: 800 numbers Dial 001-880-then the number 866 numbers Dial 001-883-then the number 877 numbers Dial 001-882-then the number 888 numbers Dial 001-881-then the number

Emergencies: 060 Red Cross: 065 Non-Emergency Police 322.290.0507 Fire Department: 322.223.9476 Ambulance:

Consulates American Immigration: Consulate 322.224.7719 Nuevo Vallarta: 322.222.0069 Consumer Protection: 24 hrs Guadalajara: 01.800.468.8722 333.268.2145 Tourism Offices Canadian Consulate Jalisco: 322.221.2676 322.293.2894 Nayarit: 322.297.1006 24 hrs: 1.800.706.2900 322.222.1533

Ahoy Cruisers!

Day Ship Passengers 02-nov Carnival Miracle 2,124 02-nov Westerdam 1,916 02-nov Norwegian Jewel 2,376 08-nov Ruby Princess 3,080 08-nov Veendam 1,350 09-nov Carnival Miracle 2,124 09-nov Westerdam 1,916 09-nov Norwegian Jewel 2,376 13-nov Island Princess 1,975 15-nov Ruby Princess 3,080 16-nov Carnival Miracle 2,124 16-nov Westerdam 1,916 16-nov Norwegian Jewel 2,376

Day Ship Passengers 17-nov Grand Princess 2,600 17-nov Star Princess 2,600 21-nov Celebrity Infinity 1,950 22-nov Carnival Miracle 2,124 22-nov Ruby Princess 3,080 23-nov Carnival Miracle 2,124 23-nov Westerdam 1,916 23-nov Norwegian Jewel 2,376 27-nov Celebrity Infinity 1,950 29-nov Ruby Princess 3,080 30-nov Westerdam 1,916 30-nov Norwegian Jewel 2,376

In port this month

In the month of November Puerto Vallarta welcomes 56,825 passengers!

Vallarta Tribune is an activity and entertainment guide and merely publishes information as it is provided by the advertiser or event host. We do not assume responsibility in errors or omissions other than to correct them as soon as they are made known to us regarding event schedules, locations and/or prices. In addition, we do not assume any responsibility for erroneous inclusion or exclusion of information except to take reasonable care to ensure accuracy, that permission has been obtained to use it, and to remove it as soon as is practical upon receiving your notification of error. We recommend you always confirm prior to attending or visiting an event or establishment. Weekly publication edited, printed and distributed by Ediciones y Publicaciones Siete Junio, SA de CV Grupo Editorial Tribuna Calle 21 de Marzo # 1174 Col. Lomas del Coapinole Del. El Pitillal, Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco México CP 48290 Tel. 226-0800 editor@vallartatribune.com * www.vallartatribune.com * www.facebook.com/vallarta.tribune

editorial

03

Editor’s

Nov 24 - 30, 2016 www.vallartatribune.com

Note

editor@vallartatribune.com

T

he past weekend was the celebration of Dia de Revolucion – if you were here you probably heard the many cuetes (rockets) being let off at all hours of the day, and night. It’s one of the many things that visitors to Mexico might find ‘charming’, along with barking dogs, early morning gas trucks and the whistling of the elotes (corn) guy. As a resident going on six years, I let the noises typically wash over me.

I adjusted my life to take into consideration the noises of Mexico so that I could find my happy place.

For example I no longer live outside a deposito (beer store) because the never-ending music, fights and drunks became too, but I digress.

Noise is a given in Mexico and at this time of year it begins to amp right up. In a few days we will start the twelve days of Peregrinations, culminating in the celebration of the birth of the Virgin of Guadalupe. From there we have posadas (Christmas parties) and New Years Eve and the Day of Three Kings and so on.

During this time you will hear near continuous rockets, fireworks and music. We’re lucky because we have the power to close our doors, put in earplugs or conversely head out and join in the festivities but our animals don’t.

At this time of year hundreds of animals will run away to escape the noises. The online postings for missing and lost animals booms during the holiday season.

At issue are two things – if your animal is afraid you want to alleviate their fears and if they do get scared and bolt from their home, they are lost in a country that pays very little attention to reuniting animals with their owners – get a collar and tags, now. Don’t delay any longer.

I have a Chihuahua that is very attached to me and is terrified of even the quietest (?!) rockets. She

Letters to the Editor

A

s directors of the International Friendship Club Home Tours we would like to take a moment to personally invite you to join us on the tours this season.

Tours begin next week Tuesday and Wednesday and continue weekly through March 28th and 29th 2017 with a two week break for the holidays. Tickets are only $600 pesos (about $30 USD). We take you on a 3 hour tour of some of the most beautiful homes and condos in Puerto Vallarta in comfortable air conditioned busses.

The best thing about the tour is that your ticket price (outside of

transportation costs) go to fund all the wonderful charitable programs of the International Friendship Club. See the IFC website International Friendship Club Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco, Mexico for a list of all our charities. For more details and tickets for the tours see our tour website toursforvallarta. Like us and follow us on FaceBook too!

We look forward to seeing you all this season and thank you all in advance for helping the IFC help Puerto Vallarta!

Sincerely, Ann Boughn Conrad Kostelecky Hank Muffett Co-Directors IFC Tours

What to do if you see a turtle laying eggs seeks me out for comfort. If I’m not home she will look for me, often by climbing walls and squeezing through tiny holes.

By some miracle she has always been returned and now wears a collar with my contact details.

When I am home, she buries herself in my arms, often trying to get under my clothes and in my mouth. Not fun at 3am. In an effort to calm her I started to wrap her with a tensor bandage as demonstrated in the accompanying image.

This has had immediate effect. She becomes almost immobile, not because she can’t move; its as if she’s taken a strong dose of Xanax.

I know many pet owners swear

by Thunder Shirts but this trick works and the bandages are more affordable and easier to find!

So, if you have a frightened pet, give this a try it might just be the

answer they’re hoping you’ll find.

For everyone else, please take note of any scared animals you see in your neighbourhood. If they are well fed and groomed, do them a favour and bring them home. (Of course, all animals deserve to be cared for, but likely these have owners looking for them.)

There is an excellent Facebook group for reuniting lost animals called AnimalistasdePuertoVallarta. It has an active membership that will help just about any animal in distress.

Noise and its repercussions are a fact of life in Mexico. Taking charge of your situation and ensuring you and your pets live a healthy and enjoyable life is paramount.

Best of luck and like Hillary says, If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em!

Get out and enjoy this season - it is when Mexico is at it’s most vibrant.

Maintain a minimum 10m distance If you take photos, don’t use a flash Don’t block the turtle from returning to the ocean Don’t step on or dig around the nest area Report it to the Department of Ecology at 322 160 3279

Enjoy this miracle of nature!

news

04

Nov 24 - 30, 2016 www.vallartatribune.com

Airbnb says resistance is futile

By Danny King

A

irbnb has a message for the politicians who are warring with the company: You’ll come around.

Chris Lehane, the company’s head of global policy and public affairs, said Airbnb’s growing popularity among guests and hosts will force politicians in cities such as New York, San Francisco, Barcelona and Berlin to make an effort to find legal common ground with the homestay network.

Lehane, speaking Thursday at the Airbnb Open conference, noted that Airbnb has reached deals to collect occupancy taxes in more than 200 cities within the past year, including Los Angeles, Phoenix, Philadelphia and Washington, D.C.

“Politicians are really good at counting to 50 plus one,” said Lehane. “This is where the majority is, this is something that’s wildly popular, and this is the direction where the world is going.”

With Airbnb’s 3 million listed homes hosting a collective 70 million guests during the past year, Airbnb’s growth continues to outpace the overall accommodations industry, causing opposition from hotel lobbyists in addition to politicians and affordable-housing advocates.

Airbnb sued its home city of San Francisco earlier this year over new requirements for hosts to register with the city.

Lehane said Airbnb has tried to address the city’s short-term housing concerns by adopting a

policy where each host can list only one unit. However, he added that full compliance with the registration process may take a prospective host as long as 30 days.

As for claims from hotel lobbyists that Airbnb hosts have an unfair advantage because their homes don’t have to meet the requirements that hotels do, Lehane said that the global hotel industry generated a record $73 billion in profit last year.

“We see data suggesting that millennials are traveling more [than they would’ve otherwise without the option of home-based accommodations],” Lehane said. We think there’s significant space for everyone to succeed.”

Original: Travelweekly.com

Grand opening of new Norman Signature golf course at Vidanta Nuevo Vallarta

V

idanta Resorts and Vidanta Golf, Mexico’s leading developer and golf course operator, along with KemperSports, the leading golf management company in North America, celebrate the opening of the newest course in the Vidanta Golf portfolio, the Norman Signature Course at Vidanta Nuevo Vallarta.

Vidanta partnered with internationally recognized golf legend and course designer Greg Norman to build this championship course.

It joins the renowned Nicklaus Design Course as the destination’s second venue for golf. Open for preview play this summer, the official grand opening was celebrated with a ribbon cutting ceremony, clinic and question and answer session with Greg Norman for platinum members of Vidanta Resorts.

“As Mexico’s leading golf course developer, Vidanta is consistently on the forefront of golf development and tourism,” said Iván Chavez, Executive Vice President of Grupo Vidanta. “We strive to bring the very best in the industry to our guests, which is why we partnered with Greg Norman for the design of this signature course.”

The Norman Signature Course encompasses the finest in golf with unsurpassed course conditioning on wall-to-wall Paspalum playing surfaces.

The exciting layout winds along

the banks of the Ameca River providing views of the Sierra Madres from every hole. Generous landing areas give way to large undulating greens protected by cavernous bunkers. Indigenous trees, native grasses and jungle surround the core course layout which is uninterrupted by housing and civilization throughout. Playability and enjoyment were key in the design process for this 18 hole par 73 that is as challenging from the championship tees as it is forgiving from the forward tees.

All this begins with a trip across the world’s longest golf cart suspension bridge spanning the Ameca River from Nayarit to Jalisco.

“When designing this course, respecting and promoting the conservation of ecologically sensitive areas was of primary concern. As a result, routing was

dictated by nature, according to dense vegetation corridors, streams and wetlands,” said Greg Norman.

“We really enjoyed working with the Vidanta team on this design, as they know and understand golfers’ needs and expectations for a world-class course. Ultimately both high and low handicappers will really enjoy playing, as it offers the perfect trifecta of beauty, fun and challenge.”

The opening of the Norman Signature Couse caps off a stellar year of recognition for the Vidanta Golf portfolio. Vidanta Nuevo Vallarta was named a “Silver Medal Resort” by Golf magazine in June followed by recognition for Vidanta Puerto Peñasco (Nicklaus Design Course) as the “No. 19 Course” in Golfweek’s annual ranking of its Best You can Play in Mexico and the Caribbean

news Fiesta Americana rebranded as La Coleccion 05

By Meagan Drillinger

L

ast month, Grupo Posadas, one of the largest hotel operators in Mexico, unveiled La Coleccion, a newly envisioned

brand, known previously as Fiesta Americana Resort Collection. The portfolio of La Coleccion includes 12 resorts that spread throughout Cancun, Riviera Maya, Los Cabos, Acapulco, Puerto Vallarta, Playa

del Carmen, Cozumel, and Kohunlich in Chetumal.

La Coleccion features a variety of vacation options ranging from family-friendly and adult-only all-inclusive to exclusive EP plans.

New pyramid found at Chichen Itza The structure was found within Kukulkan at Chichén Itzá

A

team of researchers from the Geophysics Institute of the National Autonomous University of Mexico (UNAM) has uncovered a secret of the El Castillo or Kukulkan pyramid in Chichén Itzá, Yucatán: a smaller pyramid more than 2,500 years old.

Using a geophysical technique for imaging sub-surface structures called electrical resistivity tomography (ERT), the specialists were able to reveal the structure, over which El Castillo and a second pyramid uncovered in 1935 were built.

The same technique was used last year to reveal that the archaeological wonder was built over a cenote, or sinkhole, a common

geological formation on the Yucatán peninsula. During a press conference yesterday, the UNAM researchers presented the preliminary results of their studies, and explained that their non-invasive technique only requires several electrodes to be set up on the surface of a structure to be studied.

The newly-discovered pyramid is off-center with regard to El Castillo, and was built over the cenote at the base of the complex structure. It measures eight meters in height, plus two more for a shrine at the top.

The researchers estimate that the pyramid was built during the Puuc era, which developed in the region around the year 600 BC.

The limestone used to build the smaller pyramid is the same kind as that used in the larger archaeological site of Chichén Itzá.

While the 27-meter-high El Castillo pyramid has staircases on its four faces — corresponding to the four main points of the compass — the smaller, 16-meterhigh pyramid discovered in 1935 has only one staircase, on its north side.

Given that the new pyramid is buried and the resolution offered by the ERT technique is low, the researchers can only guess about the structure’s staircase configuration.

This is the first time the technique has been used to “see” inside a historical or archaeological structure, said researcher René Chávez.

With it, he said, “we’ll be able to obtain a trove of information about the Maya and their evolution as a people.”

The researchers lamented that the National Institute of Anthropology and History (INAH) hasn’t yet created a national program that makes use of geophysical sciences in the study and prospecting of archaeological sites and historical buildings.

Original: mexiconewsdaily.com

Nov 24 - 30, 2016 www.vallartatribune.com

local

06

QUE PASO AT UdG CUC

Nov 24 - 30, 2016 www.vallartatribune.com

Medical Matters

Michael Nolan

Pam Thompson

Michael Nolen is the host of ‘The Good Morning Wake Up Show,’ which is broadcast as part of the University of Guadalajara’s 104.3 FM radio station at the CUC campus in Puerto Vallarta.

Every Saturday at 9 AM

Pamela Thompson operates HealthCare Resources Puerto Vallarta, a multi-faceted, independent, resource network that is here for your total health and well-being. We offer assistance to help find a physician, hospital and diagnostic service for any healthcare needs. www.healthcareresourcespv.com

pamela@healthcareresourcespv.com

104.3wakeupshow@gmail.com

What’s Happing at The University of Guadalajara Costal University Campus

F

irst of all I want to say THANK YOU to everyone that has called or sent e mails about this weekly update and the information I have been providing about what is going on each week at the UdG / CUC. YOUR WELCOME! I’m happy to do it.

And I want to say Thank You to Madeline and everyone at the Vallarta Tribune f o r their help and support.

Before I go any farther I need to tell the readers where the Campus is located. If you are coming north out of Puerto Vallarta, go past the airport, approximately three miles.

Veer right as if you were going to Home Depot. Turn right just before the Home Depot parking lot, go one block and turn right at the stop sign. You will drive about one mile.

There will be an OXXO on your right. Turn right at the stoplight, you will see some BIG LETTERS (UDG CUC).

If you are coming from Nuevo Vallarta or the north, make a U-TURN just passed the new Puerto Vallarta letters, turn right on the road to Ixtapa - you will be on the road behind Home Depot. Drive approximately two miles and turn right at the first OXXO. This Saturday November 26th at 10am will be another SCIENCE Saturday It will be held in the main auditorium. It is free and open to the public Dr. Maria de la Luz Navarro PhD will be hosting, on the topic “WHY DO WE SLEEP?”

MOVIES at CUC Relatos Salvajes (WILD TALES) 2014 Argentina Film by Director Damián Szifrón will be showen at 1 pm on Friday the 25th in the main auditorium.

On Tuesday November 29th at 11:00am in the Mini Auditorium of the Rectory building

there will be a documentary film hosted by Director Antoniu V. Moldovan, from Guadalajara. The film is named Vallarta: The New Bay Chiapas. It is a film telling the history of the Bay of Banderas and how man has changed it over the past 60 years. Director Moldovan will be at the showing and will hold a question and answer session after the showing of the film.

On Wednesday November 30th a Concert film of Los Cafres Filmed in Argentina in 2012 Duration: 90 min.

And last but not least. Do not forget to visit the Peter Gray Art Museum. From now till the 13th of December to see art by Horacio Cárdenas, “Museum Reflections: Plastic Metaphors” Open Monday to Friday from 10am to 4pm it is free and open to the public.

Donating Blood In Mexico

K

eeping the local blood bank stocked is always a challenge here. One of the reasons is that the donor requirements are pretty darned strict. The plus side of this is that one can feel confident in the knowledge that the blood they will receive is completely safe. For private institutions, the Blood Bank is located (but not part of) Hospital San Javier Marina. The public institutions (Regional Hospital, IMSS, ISTTE) have their own blood banks. Many from the US and Canada are of the mindset of donating every few months which is great. Here, culturally, blood donation has a different mindset. With education by the blood banks, luckily this is changing.

The donor rules have been revised (become less strict) the past couple of years which has helped increase possible donors. Here are the basic requirements for donors: Tattoos: Ok if it has been over one year and there have been no adverse reactions when you received it.

Piercings: Ok if it has been over one year and no reaction at the time of the piercing.

Vaccinations, Antibiotics and certain medications: OK if it is after one month of receiving.

Surgery: Ok if it has been over six months.

Recent Illness: OK if it is not current and has been cured (flu, cold) Sexual Contact: Ok if you have not been with more than five people in five years and OK if you have a same sex partner.

Maximum Age: Limit is relaxed if you are good health.

Menstruating Women: Ok if you are in good health.

NOTE: If you are taking oral anti-coagulants such as aspirin, Coumadin, Clopidogrel, Meloxicam, Diclofenac, Ibuprofen or other anti-inflammatory medication, it should be discontinued for two days prior to donating.

To Donate You Must: • Be over 18 years of age and have a minimum weight of 50 kilos (110 Lbs.) • Fast for a minimum of 4 hours and no more than 8 hours • Consume no more than 2 alcohol beverages for 48 hours prior to donation • Be in general good health Once you have donated blood, the following exams are performed: HIV, Hepatitis C, Brucella, Syphilis, VDRL, Chagas

Disease, Hematocrit, Rh factor, Blood Type, and Cross Match Compatibility among others. A Donor Card will be issued to you as proof and validity in case you need blood for yourself or a family member in the future.

We do have frequent blood drives especially prior to Semana Santa and other busy holidays when the need for blood increases.

I would also like to add that should one have specific beliefs and not want to receive a blood transfusion; upon admission to a hospital it is important that you mention this to the staff as there is a form to be signed.

The Blood Bank is open from 8 am to 3 pm Monday through Saturday. When we are in an urgent situation and looking for a specific blood type, hours and days may be extended. If you would like to donate altruistically it is a good idea to call ahead (or contact me) for an appointment.

Many people would not be alive today if donors had not generously given their blood. For any questions about donating, please feel free to contact me.

Have an incredible week!

local

Paradise

and Parenting Leza Warkentin

mommyinmexico.wordpress.com

El Buen Fin

T

his past weekend our family went to see a movie. We love seeing movies on Saturdays in the early afternoon. If you go before 1:30, it’s half price. And if you are accustomed to movie theatre prices in Canada or the U.S., it’s also half price of 75% off.

We went to Galerias, forgetting that it was “El Buen Fin”, which is the Mexican version of Black Friday. It translates literally to be “The Good Weekend”, but figuratively it’s “The Last Weekend You’ll Be Debt-Free in a Very Long Time”.

There were a lot of people at Galerias, taking advantage of the low low prices of things they wouldn’t normally buy. The underground parking lot was full, so we parked outside in the heat, far (so very far) from the entrance.

After the movie we thought it could be fun to take a walk around and see was what “buen” about the “fin”. I will share with you my observations: There were many, many people.

I think there were more people in the toy section at Liverpool than there are in the Zocalo on September 15.

No one looked at all happy, even (arguably, especially) those struggling with their new purchases.

I am now uncomfortably aware of my need to wave my hands when I speak, especially when I am using an English accent in my effort to cover my stress with

humor. I am going to tell you something about myself that I have always known as long as I have had conscious thought: I do not like crowds. I have now discovered that I like crowds far less when they are unhappy and slightly desperate. I would have been a very bad pitchfork and torch carrier back in the day. I would have either run off screaming “Don’t TOUCH me!” and left sharp and burning objects in my wake, or I would have tried to convince people to leave the poor village herbalist alone so that we could all just go back to our hovels and be sad and miserable again.

The weird thing about being in that whole situation was that, mid-way through, I became convinced that 40% off meant that we needed to buy my child an entire new wardrobe of puffy vests and fleece jackets, JUST BECAUSE WE COULD. My husband said that NOW WAS THE TIME to buy a smart TV, because a) no interest and b) how COOL would that BE? P.S. We live in Vallarta and we haven’t used fleece in about the WHOLE OF OUR CHILDREN’S LIVES, and we don’t really watch TV. You can see by the use of the cap lock function in the last two paragraphs that being amongst a crowd who was grabbing up 49 peso books about designing your own ballet slippers is quickly contagious.

We knew we had to leave when I started wondering aloud if we

shouldn’t just buy the Xbox One as it is today only four times the Christmas budget per child.

The interesting and scary thing is that my husband and I have been purposeful about living and loving life through experiences rather than material possessions.

We do our best to transmit this to our children and to prioritize relationships over stuff. We do this not only because we are relying on teacher’s and musician’s salaries to stay alive (although this fact is extremely motivating), but because we know that road is always the one paved with happiness and satisfaction. But still, it only took a few well-placed signs and the long lines to make us wonder if everyone else in the room might know something that we don’t: that our needs include something that we could pay off in about sixty-eight slightly excruciating payments.

P.S.S. I’m not knocking people who buy stuff on El Buen Fin. Actually I intend to purchase (ahem, on Santa’s request, of course) a couple of things on the kids’ Wish Lists whose discounted prices will help ease the Christmas spending.

I AM knocking the idea of putting myself into debt and misery for things we don’t need just because it’s on sale. And very, very shiny.

And has incredible resolution. I forget what I was talking about.

Anyway, instead of applying for a store credit card, I bought a small gift for a party we would be attending the next day, and we went to eat sushi.

My son and I began discussing the merits of the lead character in Fantastic Beasts, and my daughter let me steal a few fries. We walked the half mile back to our car, package-free, but laughing because The Boy can’t walk anywhere without karate-chopping the air, and The Girl can’t keep herself from dancing the whole way.

Nov 24 - 30, 2016 www.vallartatribune.com

From Here Marcia Blondin

marciavallarta@gmail.com

A

relatively quiet week this was with birthday behind me and Thanksgiving ahead (being Canadian, I rightfully get two celebrations) and smack in the middle of things: opening night of Othello in Guadalajara. Yep, I am going to the opera. Looking forward to the entire 48 hours away – an adventure via bus, loaded with books and food and preparing to be enchanted. Trying to remember the last traditional opera I saw live…yipes, never mind! While Andrew Lloyd Webber is terrific – last week’s Jesus Christ Superstar; Shakespeare in 1604 and Verdi in 1887 had a whole lot to write about Othello. A full report next week!

Thinking of turkey and all its amazing versatility and goodness, I have got to mention the roast beef dinner Special at Seasons P.V. I adore rare, rare roast beef – it’s an Albertan thing and doesn’t happen at Seasons BUT, the beef is flavourful and so tender and delish. It’s a gravy thing; also Albertan.

Do try all of Seasons’ menu, and let me know your thoughts…I can’t seem to get past the chips n’ gravy.

Also visited Joe Jack’s on Basilio Badillo – wonderful dorado burger – thickly cut and moist as could be.

From food to the Puerto Vallarta Garden Club’s first event this season. It was held at the Jazz Foundation on the Malecon through the kindness of owner’s Jorge and Gabo. The Jazz Foundation quickly filled up; extra-hard working Matthias Vogt showed the crowd

Photo Credit: Mike Laking

07

David Muck and Marcia the framed acknowledgment from our City’s Ecological Department for the PVGC’s hard work beautifying our streets this summer. Mike Laking prepared a lovely, informative video of before and after shots of streets in Old Town. He is a very skilled photographer: look at this picture of me with Dennis, PVGC’s new president!

The Palm Cabaret on Olas Altas is finally open with expanded stage space and improved seating.

Season 17: way to go Adriana and Gus! The team behind the owners: Amy Armstrong, Sin, Isel and Pablo with an entertainment lineup to rival past years and including Bohemia Viva and Kim Kuzma.

I went to see Leslie Jordan on his opening night at The Palm.

He keeps changing his routines radically, year to year and is so very funny. Leslie can maintain a straight face and become the quintessential Southern Gentleman, but not for very long – reverence hits the road with laughter echoing off the walls behind it! He is nothing short (sorry, Leslie) of adorable.

With some of his choice words in my mouth, that is it From Here!

250

• Concept Teaching Method

Havre No.111 Col. Versalles Fluent English Spoken

Porcelain veneers, crowns and bridges.

Dental implants Dentures Go to www.pvsmile.com.mx for address and directions

local

08

Finding Your Happy Life Rhonda Zarate

rhondazaratelifestyle@gmail.com

How does Your Garden Grow?

L

ast week I was invited to a four-day retreat. Part of what I agreed to was sharing a room with a stranger. Let me tell you this was a first for me!

Good lord, all the what if’s started rattling around in my head!

What if she snored? What if she wanted the room hot and I liked it cold? What if she had to have the TV on to fall asleep?

To my surprise, the moment I swung the door wide open there standing in front of me was the most remarkable dynamic little pistol of a spirit I have ever met.

Let me tell you my worries subsided, and we instantly clicked

and now are forever friends. It was a beautiful reminder for me that everything always works out exactly the way it is meant to unfold. Trust more, think less!

What I did not know was that I was going to be given a great treat for my eyes to feast on, Kathleen had brought with her some of her amazing paintings. I was soon to find out that her passion and talent was that of a great, accomplished artist.

What a blessing for all of us to share in the beauty of her series called, ‘How does your Garden Grow?’ The paintings had both a flare of masculine and femi-

Nov 24 - 30, 2016 www.vallartatribune.com

nine energies that captivated my heart. I could feel their strength, beauty, and vulnerability. I asked Kathleen about this collection and what was her inspiration when she painted this series?

She said, “Their feminine energy came from being inspired and surrounded by nature when she painted them, and the masculine energy came from within herself from holding that power as an experience of being a woman in the world of business.”

When I asked her on how she finds her happy, she reflected back to the paintings and said that having a bit of Yin & Yang in one’s life is essential to finding a happy heart.

I too agree that for one’s garden to grow beautifully in life, the magical combination of vulnerability and strength lends itself to a more balanced life.

Can you take a step back, reflect and look at how your garden grows? Is your garden of life your sanctuary that you hold sacred? Or is it full of thorns and weeds; you find too overwhelming even to think about it?

If you feel too overwhelmed

even to think about it, just don’t.

Know that tomorrow will be a brighter day and taking one bite of the elephant is all you need to do. Just make one shift towards happiness every day and one moment of gratitude will lead to another, and your garden will start to bloom with beautiful flowers, one blossom at a time.

If you wanted to check out Kathleen Carrillo’s paintings, you could find her at www.kathleencarrillogalleries.com. She is one of the amazing artists we have

here in Puerto Vallarta. What a beautiful garden we have in this community for all of us to enjoy.

Homework: Take a stroll into an Art Gallery and unleash your heart to soar with all the beauty that surrounds you.

Rhonda Zarate is a Life Coach, Author & Speaker. Her mission in life is a seeker of happiness. Her book, “Find Your Happy Planner” can be found on amazon.com.

Check out what Rhonda is up to at rhondazarate.com

local

09

Nov 24 - 30, 2016 www.vallartatribune.com

Hector Armendariz opens at Galleria Dante, December 2, 2016

H

ector Armendariz Martinez was born in the state of Chihuahua and is today one Mexico's top Artist.

His work has been exhibited in many countries.

He is a traditional artist whose academic training brings together both the rigor of classic expression and the magic of symbolic representation.

His work combines a sense of the mystic with subtle eroticism.

Hector interrupted his architectural studies in order to study art in Europe. While there his work was profoundly influenced

by European professors.

He became an architect, although he never gave up his ambition to be a fine artist.

Nevertheless, the variety of styles in his persevering work continues being a silent debate between sublime entities scattered on a canvas and real human beings detailed in natural settings.

Shawled women with carefully shaved heads in offering for their soul’s eternal purification. Bald headed aristocrats turned into humble ‘ladies in waiting’, playing innocent games, weaving and unwea-

ving hopes and dreams, as a mysterious way to remain near God. Each artist has a distinguished characteristic and in Hector’s case, it approaches us to those almost divine human beings with strangers and fantastic robes, embroidered in delicate colonial gold filigrees.

With their brightness and elegance, they emphasize the fascinating seduction of a mathematical and precise art.

Hector has depicted and continues painting sensual women, perverse, mystic and mysterious, deliberately quietly inquisitive and dual all of them touched and illuminated by celestial light filaments.

With a style that combines a skilled and learned classical technique Hector confronts dreams and figures in an emotive, almost irrational way, moving beyond the answers of silence and philosophy and into the world dreams. Over all, this artist embodies a non-traditional perspective.

Come meet this humble, very talented young man who has a passion for saving animals.

Galleria Dante is located at Basilio Badillo 269! Cocktails 6 to 10 pm

‘My Big Fat Mexican Murder’ thrills at Boutique

By Catherine Beeghly

urder in Mexico” is bringing murder mystery theatre to Puerto Vallarta, hosted by The Boutique Dinner Theatre. “My Big Fat Mexican Murder,” written by Bodie Kellogg, is an original interactive evening of surprises and convoluted twists.

Several different storylines run side by side, for audiences who enjoy a comedy-filled who-dunnit.

Audience members can choose to play the role of a suspect, with no preparation required. Tickets cost $625 pesos, not including dinners, available at 5 p.m. from the Nacho Daddy menu. The shows will run at 6 p.m. every Tuesday.

Here are some recommendations from Trip Advisor reviewers: A “must-see/must-do.” “Witty, tonguein-cheek, murder mystery meets world-class acting.” A “First-rate event!!”

Mikki Prost stars in her hit one-woman show, “Walkin’ After Midnight: A Tribute to Patsy Cline.”

Prost is beloved to her audiences for the shows she researches,

M

writes, and performs. Wednesdays at 7:30 p.m. are reserved for her endearing and inspirational tribute shows. Fans know Mikki updates her shows each year with different songs and stories. Join us to find out what Mikki has up her sleeve— and tucked inside that sequined cowgirl hat.

The Boutique Dinner Theatre offers exciting evenings of dinnerand-a-show options. The theatre is located upstairs at Nacho Daddy,

287 Basilio Badillo. Delicious threecourse dinners are served at 5 p.m., with the shows at 6 p.m.

On Wednesdays only, the shows start at 7:30 p.m.

Tickets cost $250 pesos for the show only; or $525 pesos for dinner and the show.

Check for ongoing updates and fun facts from The Boutique Dinner Theatre and Nacho Daddy on Facebook. For information call 322-192-4616.

10

local

Nov 24 - 30, 2016 www.vallartatribune.com

My Life In Vallarta

Legal Advice Roberto Ortiz de Montellano Farias

By Lois Ellison

Roberto Ortiz de Montellano is a Mexican-Licensed Attorney at Law with over twenty years of professional legal experience. He started his own practice in Puerto Vallarta two years ago.

His areas of expertise focuses primarily on Real Estate Law, Business Law and Estate Planning. www.ortizdemontellano.com

Expect The Unexpected

loell87@yahoo.com

roberto@ortizdemontellano.com

I

s your Real Estate Agent in Mexico trustworthy?

Buying property in Mexico is not an easy task, but if you are buying property in Puerto Vallarta you can make this task more feasible by surrounding yourself with the right professionals. These professionals should have the knowledge, experience and reputation to guide you smoothly through the process of purchasing new property here in Mexico. To start with, having a qualified Real Estate Agent on your team is of the outmost importance, especially if you want to secure your investment.

However, you should be aware that here in Puerto Vallarta, Real Estate Agents are not subject to any regulation or legal requirements, like they are in the U.S. and Canada, and this makes it more easy for you to fall into the wrong hands when looking for a property.

So what are the differences between a Real Estate Agent in the U.S. and Canada, and a Real Estate Agent in Mexico?

Real Estate Agents in the U.S. and Canada must take certain training to get a license granted by the state government.

Here in Mexico very few states have the same regulation and Jalisco and Nayarit are not among them. In the U.S. and Canada, the state governments hold a record for each agent, and this makes it easier to do a background check on the agent you want to hire. Also in those countries, if the Agent is dishonest or violates any rules, he can lose his license and can’t practice. In Puerto Vallarta, we have none of that, and this makes it easier for dishonest people to misrepresent themselves as Real Estate Agents, even if they have done bad deals in the past.

So how can I know if a Real Estate Agent in Puerto Vallarta has the required qualifications?

Since there is no regulation for Real Estate Agents here, there is practically no way to verify with certainty the qualifications of an agent. Asking for references would be a good start. Ask the agent directly what are his or her qualifications (Were they real estate agents in their country of origin? Do they work here in PV with an international company? How long have they been working here?). But you should know that in the end there is no legal way to verify this information. Something that might be

S

useful would be to verify if they are members in good standing of association of real estate agents called “Mexican Association of Real Estate Professionals” also known as AMPI. This association provides training and courses to their members and tries to harmonize the working practices of the agents.

And can I take legal action against a Real Estate Agent who provided false information or didn’t disclose relevant information on the property?

Yes, however Mexico is a country where what is signed in paper prevails. Whether you are buying or selling a property, so you should always try to have a contract signed where the liabilities of your agent are listed.

This document will also help you in case you decide to press criminal charges for fraud against the agent, even if this agent works for a developer.

As the real estate market in Puerto Vallarta is experiencing some growth, the number of people who are acting as agents is also growing. Many of them are experienced, qualified and honest, and some of them are not. You should avoid dealing with the latter at all cost.

I want to thank my friend Harriet Murray, President of AMPI Puerto Vallarta, for her collaboration in writing this article.

unday started out like every other morning for us, with a walk along the Malecon. But this was not just any Sunday; it was Revolution Day, one of the most important days in Mexican history.

As we approached the arcos amphitheater, we were greeted by a most unusual and totally unexpected scene: six military vans with members of the Marina in full camo, several of whom were practicing repelling down the side of City Hall! On the opposite side of the street, a group Bomberos stood by watching and appeared to be readying themselves for a similar exercise.

No, this wasn’t an emergency drill. Soon the Revolution Day parade would pass by and they would perform this nerve wracking act for the masses.

What a photo opportunity! My husband is an avid (and talented) photographer. He has enough cameras and photography equipment to fill a good portion of a closet.

But on this particular morning, he is camera less and not even carrying a cell phone.

Sadly shaking his head, he proclaims “never leave home without a camera”.

Truthfully it’s not the first time I’ve heard that mantra. Usually it’s during our morning walk because quite honestly, it’s not that much fun to walk three miles at a brisk pace with one or more cameras slung over your shoulder.

A few years ago during our walk, we spotted baby turtles hatching. Nowadays this seldom happens right in the heart of town. Thanks to the many bright lights in this area, many turtles are laying their eggs on beaches away from the city where it actually gets dark at night. As soon as we realized what was happening, my camera less husband took off at break neck speed to retrieve a camera from home. That was no small feat as our home at the time was up ninety-one stairs. By the time he returned breathlessly, camera in hand, the babies had all hatched and were being taken to

safety until it was time for the nocturnal release. Had he stayed behind with me, he would have had a lifelong memory of one of nature’s greatest miracles.

Another time, with Holy Week preparations underway, we came upon a squad of cadets doing pushups on the Malecon, just south of the Rosita Hotel. No doubt they were getting ready to assist with managing the hordes of visitors that would soon be in town. Although it wasn’t really a great photo opportunity, it would have been something that many visitors never get to see and might have made it to the cover of this newspaper.

Now maybe you’ve had a chance to see the Voladores perform their extraordinary high flying act on beach. But did you ever wonder what happens when one of our infamous huge summer storms flings boulders and driftwood under their performance area? Unfortunately I don’t have a photo to prove it, but we saw them early one morning, out of those fantastic colorful costumes, hauling away debris and smoothing out the sand. After all, the show must go on. Again, no camera, just the memory.

Long before circuses banned live animals, we were walking down Juarez one sunny afternoon when suddenly cage after cage of wild animals passed by en route to the site where a tent was being erected for opening night. That very well may have been the first time I heard my husband’s mantra. No photos, but it’s something we’ll never forget.

Over the years, my husband has taken thousands of photos here and around the world, but for all those times that the camera remained at home, we have the memories. So the next time you head out, take along your camera. But if you find yourself confronting the unexpected and you don’t have a camera at hand, relax and drink in the moment. Your eyes are the windows to your mind.

local

11

Spaghetti ‘Friend-Raiser’ Raises More Than $70,000

F

irefighters and lifeguards here in Puerto Vallarta seemingly do miracles with nothing. The dedication of these first-responders to emergency services is unmatched. These are heroes who walk among us never looking for glory or praise.

Although they don’t seek recognition for their thoughtful and caring ways, it’s our time to reciprocate and say thanks and the Puerto Vallarta community --- residents and visitors --- did just that this afternoon (November 20, 2016).

200 people enjoyed the Annual Spaghetti ‘Friend-Raiser’ which raised over $70,000 pesos. In addition to great food, entertainment by Jaime and facility tour, several kilos of items like sterile gloves, non-perishable food, cleaning supplies, ace wraps and more were donated by the generous guests.

Donors to the annual event included Anonimo, Apaches Martini Bar & Bistro, Bravos Restaurant Bar, CasaMagna Marriott Resort & Spa, Crown Paradise Golden, Judith St. Gaudens, Hacienda Buenaventura Hotel & Beach Club, Hilton Puerto Vallarta Resort, Hotel Friendly Vallarta, La Piazetta, Los Muertos Brewing, Nacho Daddy, No Way José!, Paradise Village Beach Resort, PV Cupcakes by Tori, Reinas, Salud Super Food, Secrets Vallarta Bay, Sheraton Buganvilia Resort & Convention Center, Villa Premiere Boutique Hotel and Westin Resort & Spa Puerto Vallarta.

Committee members included Pam Thompson, Cindy Duchateau Ramirez, Kelly Trainor, Eden Brizio,

200 people enjoyed the Annual Spaghetti ‘Friend-Raiser’ which raised over $70,000 pesos.

Funds from the calendar were used for a series of local, national and international training programs.

Tim Longpre and Gary Green.

“Funds generated from today’s fundraiser will be earmarked to purchase much-needed supplies for our paramedics commented Cmdte. Adrian Eliseo Bobadilla Garcia, Sub-Director of Protección Civil and the Bomberos.

Earlier this year, $300,000 pesos was raised through the sale of the Heroes Calendar featuring the men and women of the Puerto Vallarta Fire Department.

Funds from the calendar were used for a series of local, national and international training programs.

Funds and supplies are needed year-round. Email info@ bomberoscalendar.com to learn about volunteer and fundraising opportunities.

Nov 24 - 30, 2016 www.vallartatribune.com

local

12

SPCA of Puerto Vallarta

By Janice Gonzalez

H

ere’s the latest report from Lynnette at the Farmers Market: “Things are heating up in Vallarta but it’s mid-November and it should be cooling down! The sunny day brought many visitors out to the market and we sold a large number of our fabulous calendars. You’d better get down here soon if you want one. Or you can email to order one and we’ll have it waiting for you.

We had more enquiries about volunteering at the sanctuary. We think this is a great thing to do, especially if you’re here for long periods. Our pooches need lots of TLC so if you’re available for one week or several, you’re very welcome to make arrangements at spcapv@gmail.com. Thank you, we hope to see you soon.

Thanks also to all of our supporters this week and a special mention to the following: Kristi Frederick from California donated $1,000 pesos; Fay McCracken from Clearwater, B.C. brought a bag of new doggie blankets,

towels, leashes & collars on behalf of Hinton & District SPCA, in Alberta; fellow marketer, Helen Drake (hand-made greetings cards) brought a bag of towels for us.

Fearless Volunteers Doreen & Mark held the fort with me this week.” And as always, thanks so much for your report Lynnette.

Come and spend a rewarding afternoon cuddling the animals at Puerto Vallarta’s SPCA Sanctuary.

Our dogs and cats are awaiting “forever homes” and your help is needed to jump start their socialization. The goal is to get these animals adjusted and ready to interact in the real world. The majority of the SPCA animals either come from extremely abusive situations or they have been abandoned.

Your love and attention can make up for that sad history. During your visit, you can interact with the animals and even take a dog (or two or three) for a walk.

Reservations to visit the sanctuary need to be made in advance.

To make a reservation, contact us at spcapv@gmail.com. We appreciate any donations you can bring for our rescues and also please feel free to bring treats for sanctuary staff as they truly appreciate it.

To see our animals available for adoption, visit our Facebook page at www.facebook.com/spcapv.

Go to Photos where you will also find individual Albums for all the animals available as well as a bit of their history. Please be aware that our adoption fee within Mexico is $1,500 pesos.

To make donations via PayPal, select the “Donate” option on our Facebook page www.facebook. com/spcapv or on our website at http://spcapv.com/donate/.

You can drop off any donations for the SPCA at Hacienda San Angel located at Calle Miramar 336, above Our Lady of Guadalupe Church in El Centro.

Get involved…rescue, adopt, foster, volunteer, donate or educate. Contact us at spcapv@ gmail.com. You can learn more about the SPCA Puerto Vallarta by checking us out at www.spcapv. com/home or on Facebook.

Nov 24 - 30, 2016 www.vallartatribune.com

Tom Dickson opens at Galleria Dante, Friday December 2nd, 2016

T

om Dickson joined the Galleria Dante this past Spring and is quickly becoming one of their top sellers. Tom was born in Hamilton, Ontario in 1947. He began painting in oils at the age of 10 with his father, and from that point onward art became a focus in his life. After studying at Toronto's Ontario College of Art in the mid '60's, he began to paint the countryside and wilds of northern Ontario. It was there in Tobermory that he met his future wife Donna and together they went on to share their life with their mutual love of art. Tom is a Signature member of International Plein Air Painters Tom's art first became critically recognized during the 1980's while exhibiting in major galleries in the Halifax area of Nova Scotia, - Zwickers and the Hollis Street Gallery being the most notable.

He enjoyed great success as a painter of marine and city scenes, attracting a growing number of collectors. Beginning in the 1990's he also began showing on the west coast and not too long after moved to Hornby Island, British Columbia,

where, a few years later he and Donna opened a very popular summer gallery of their own. He continued through the '90's to call B.C. home, enjoying the distinctive west coast environment in summer and spending the winter months in sunny Mexico, where it's possible to paint outdoors in any season; something Tom and Donna very much like to do.

Tom had first come to Mexico in 1967 and been absolutely enchanted with the scenery, the people, the culture and history.

In 1970 he returned again with Donna and since that time Mexico has been included as a major part of their life experience.

They now live and paint in Mexico full time.

After having been based in the historic colonial era town of San Miguel de Allende for 10 years, they now paint from their studios on the west coast, just north of Puerto Vallarta, at the beach town of Rincon de Guayabitos. Most of the show will be wonderful paintings of the beaches north of Vallarta to name a few: San Pancho, Sayulita, Chacala, Ayala, Guayabitos, La Penita, San Blas.

local

13

What to do around the bay

By Madeline Milne

P

uerto Vallarta is located in the middle of Banderas Bay, one of the largest bays in Mexico at nearly 100km in length.

It is bounded in the north by Punta de Mita and in the south by Cabo Corrientes. It straddles the states of Jalisco and Nayarit, divided along the Ameca River.

The bay is home to many wonderful communities and an abundance of natural wonders. In the winter and spring seasons you can witness the awe inspiring beauty of the humpback whales as they calve in the warm waters of the bay, in the summer you can experience the majesty of the sea turtles hatching and returning to their watery world.

The fall brings renewed vigour to the mountains and rivers with the fresh rains and revived vegetation.

No matter when you visit, Puerto Vallarta and Riviera Nayarit will share their wonders with you.

Here is a selection of some of the many things you can do while visiting us.

Walking Tours - Take a tour through Puerto Vallarta’s Historic Downtown to learn about this city’s rich history, famous people, architecture, and cultural and ecological heritage; all this on an easy to moderate two-hour stroll led by a certified guide.

Be a Tourist - Even if you’re here on vacation for a month, there is no end to the number of top-notch activities you can do. Take a tour to Isla Marietas and the Hidden Beach, or spend the day snorkelling in Majahuitas, spend an afternoon at the zoo feeding the giraffe, check out the two water parks and for the brave: parasailing, bungee jumping and even sky diving.

Shopping in the Zona Romantica – this charming neighbourhood is also called Old Town and is a popular residential area for expats and Mexican families.

Along the main streets you will find shops galore, filled with wonderful authentic crafts, clothing, jewelry, excellent restaurants, spas, theaters and more.

Vibrant and friendly, this area offers an excellent day or two (or more!) of exploring. Close to Los Muertos beach, consider ending your day with a sunset margarita at any of the many beachfront restaurants.

Sunsets on the Malecon - Sitting on the edge of the Pacific Ocean never fails to give us a sunset each night. Grab a seat at any of the number of excellent bars and

restaurants along the malecon, order your favourite cocktail and let it all slip away.

Once the sun has set, the malecon comes alive with families out for a stroll, plenty of live entertainment and later in the night, the nightclubs beckon.

Cooking Classes – Recognized as one of the world’s leading cuisines, there are a number of great schools in the Puerto Vallarta area that will teach you how to master tortilla soup, enchiladas, salsas and more.

Fresh seafood, abundant fruit and veggies and a sophisticated community make Vallarta a foodies dream destination. Look for a school that will take you to the markets or introduce you to the farmers and fishermen for a truly cultural experience.

Don’t want to cook? Try one of the Food Tours available.

Eat like a local and for three hours you will enjoy everything from Tacos to Pozole.

Art Galleries – It is said there are more galleries per capita in Puerto Vallarta than any other place in Mexico. Many of these galleries are along the side streets that run through Centro. Stop at the Tourism Office in the Main Plaza for a map or take advantage of their free walking tour.

Many galleries carry high quality local crafts, established Mexican and international artists and more.

Volunteer - There are many wonderful organizations across the Bay that can use your help.

Both time or money will be appreciated. On Sundays, the Brigada de Basura does a morning clean-up with the local children and then they all head to Que Pasa restaurant for breakfast, activities and friendship.

Ride the bus - Buses in Puerto Vallarta are an experience all their own. You can tell the general destination of the bus by what is written on the window. Costco, Sheraton, Centro, Mismaloya you can go just about anywhere in this city on the bus. Only seven and a half pesos within Puerto Vallarta (per bus - there are no transfers) this is a great way to explore the neighbourhoods. Head south on the bus and get a front row seat on some spectacular scenery on your way to the Vallarta Zoo. Or hop the Bucerias bus in front of Walmart and 30 minutes later you are exploring a charming beachside town.

Tip: Sit on the non-sunny side of the bus. Trust me. It gets hot.

Nov 24 - 30, 2016 www.vallartatribune.com

art & culture

15

Nov 24 - 30, 2016 www.vallartatribune.com

Creative hands of Mexico Leigh Thelmadatter

osomadre@hotmail.com

Leigh Thelmadatter is a profesor at Tec de Monterrey, Mexico City, Wikipedian, and semi-professional researcher on Mexican handcrafts and folk arts. She has a blog called Creative Hands of Mexico and is working on a book on Mexican paper maché.

Giving thanks to the Virgin of San Juan de los Lagos for surviving being gored by a bull (1912) At the Tropenmuseum, Netherlands

From the late 1930s. The story give thanks to the Lord (Jesus) of Chalma for saving a woman and her son who were attacked by her ex husband and his cousin

Votive painting display at the Sanctuary of the Lord (Jesus) of Chalma, State of Mexico

Little paintings as prayer

O

ne day I was browsing in the La Lagunilla antique market in Mexico City, when some small, hand-painted images depicting the burning Twin Towers jumped out at me.

These were not works of art in the traditional sense. The painting styles were crude at best, none done by professionals, but that is part of the reason they are so special.

They belong to a class of folk art called “ex-votos,” “retablos” or “laminas,” translated into English as votive paintings. The most traditional of these are painted by ordinary people onto sheets of metal such as tin and then left at a church or shrine. These can be made dedicated to a saint, the Virgin Mary, an image of Jesus, or the Holy Spirit but Ive never seen one directed at God, the Father. Sometimes they are petitions but most seem to be to give thanks for a blessing received.

Someone next to me at the market warned that these were copies of votive paintings, not real one, which made me feel better about buying one… as I wasn´t treating someone’s heartfelt expression as a decorative item. But on the other hand, churches and shrines have limited space and cannot keep all of the votive paintings they receive, so they sell old ones.

Since the early 20th century, they have become collectors’ items, not only for their aesthetics, but also cultural value. They have influenced the development of 20th century Mexican art, with even Diego Rivera and Frida

Portrait of Wilhelm Kahlo by Frida Kahlo (1952) Votive on the walls and ceiling at the Sanctuary dedicated to the Niño de Antocha in Zacatecas Kahlo amassing large collections and using elements from them in their work, such as the bottom description in a portrait of Wilhelm Kalhlo. Many of the petitions and thanks are for blessings one would expect, such as recovering from an illness, to economic fortune or giving birth to a child.

Some have themes one would definitely not expect for something related to religion, such as a lover successfully escaping when a husband returns home, or a prostitute grateful to find a husband despite her (former) profession. Many of these relate to the times in which they are made, with the appearance of car accidents or surviving AIDS and even show social changes, such as homosexuals giving

thanks for finding a partner.

These narrative painting generally contain a scene that depicts the situation, with the petitioner prominent, often praying. The deity is depicted above the scene, usually on the right and at the bottom, there is a short narration with the petition or expression of thanks. Many of these have found their way in public and private collections, but there are a number of shrines, especially in central and southern Mexico (with the strongest colonial heritage) where you can see large numbers of votive painting left for the patron. These include the Sanctuary of Chalma in the State of Mexico, the Basilica of the Virgin of Guadalupe and Our Lady of San Juan de

los Lagos in Jalisco. Interestingly enough, I did not buy the votive related to 9/11, as I found the image to be too haunting… but it did give me a sense of just how important and emotional these little paintings are to those who make them.

Featured image: Votive to the Virgin of San Juan de los Lagos dated between 1920 and 1922 at the Tropenmuseum, Netherlands(credit: painter unknown, photograph

by Andreas Praefcke) All other votives are by unknown artists.

Photographer is the author unless otherwise noted. Image of Frida Kahlo’s painting under fair use.

London, Toronto, Buenos Aires, . . . now in PV!

15% Off

With This Coupon

PAY WHAT YOU WANT WALKING TOURS W NO OK EE BO ´S FR IT

Informative, fuN AND unique August 27 2019 | Friday | 4:30pm S c h o o l G ywww.vallarta101.org mnasium

welovevallarta

Unique Design, Handmade in Mexico Accessories, Clothing, Crafts ...

Agustin Rodriguez 267 Downtown PV 2229033 & Rodolfo Gomez 108 Romantic Zone 2229360 Catedral Boutique Artesanal @CatedralBoutique

C

Frankies has gone crazy!

Happy hour from 5:00-7:00pm 20% off all food and drinks

valid from Nov 24 - 30, 2016 Open from Tuesday to Saturday from 5-11pm Venustiano Carranza 276 Zona Romรกntica 223 2267

local

18

Nov 24 - 30, 2016 www.vallartatribune.com

Legends of Puerto Vallarta: Stories Told By The Sea

P

uerto Vallarta has many myths, legends and anecdotes that have generated curiosity for decades.

Through these colorful and

fascinating stories, visitors can come to know this unique place even more.

Here are some of the most famous legends of Puerto Vallarta!

Mermaids at Banderas Bay Another legend of the sea tells that long ago, every time there was a full moon during Easter, men and women hurried to Los Muertos Beach. The intrepid ones who

dived into the ocean and bathed under moonlight were covered by a magic spell and became mermaids.

This is the reason why some say that Banderas Bay is full of mermaids!

Puerto Vallarta’s Seahorse One of our favorite icons is the sculpture of a little boy riding a Seahorse, locally known as “El Caballito“. This sculpture now sits on the Malecon; but when it was inaugurated in 1960 its original home was on Los Muertos Beach.

The Iguana’s Journey Richard Burton received a call from John Huston inviting him to star in “The Night of the Iguana”. Burton wondered where in Mexico the film would be shot and the answer was: “In Heaven”.

All the cast and crew came to Puerto Vallarta including Burton’s wife Elizabeth Taylor. Her presence

attracted a lot of media attention.

Some said that visit would be the beginning of a great romance...

Enraptured by the amazing atmosphere of Puerto Vallarta and the local people, Burton and Taylor made Puerto Vallarta their second home: an unexpected phenomenon written with love.

The Golden Gates Ship We all know that Puerto Vallarta is full of treasures, but… Can you imagine a ship covered with jewels and gates of pure gold? Some tell that there was one that sank at Los Arcos Marine Park in 1940. The bold

However, in the late 70’s, after a strong storm, the sculpture was lost in the sea and everyone asked the artist to make a replica which was then placed on the Malecon.

Soon after the original sculpture was recovered and placed

back at its original location; but during Hurricane Kenna in 2002; it was again lost only to be recovered once more.

The return of “El Caballito” has inspired the belief that once you’ve visited Puerto Vallarta, you’ll always come back.

locals tried to rescue it. Some returned frightened, saying that there was a fish as big a ship looking out for this treasure!... Others simply never came back.

Hence it’s possible that the “doors of gold” ship is still there and of course, the grouper as well.

19

local / charity

Nov 24 - 30, 2016 www.vallartatribune.com

Tuesday 29th is a Big Day

By John Warren

T

he third Monday of October is when Mexicans celebrate the Day of the Revolution and the annual twelve day festival of Peregrinations in honour of the Virgin of Guadalupe starts on the 1st of December. In between these two very important dates is 29th of November. It, too, has a huge impact on many Mexicans in the Bay of Banderas. It’s the day that the Home Tours, run by the International Friendship Club (IFC) start.

Why are they important? Because profits from the Home Tours are used by IFC to support over twenty programs and charities in Puerto Vallarta and they also provide an excellent way for visitors and residents to see homes and parts of the city that are otherwise unavailable to the public.

IFC provides financial support to its own cleft palate program. We bring surgeons and their medical staff from Guadalajara every three or four months to provide free treatment to children with cleft palates and cleft lips. We also provide much-needed financial help to many organizations in the education, health, cultural and social services fields. Government support for many services is either stretched very thin or non-existent and the help that they get from IFC is vital for them.

The bedrock of the IFC Home Tours is, of course, the homeowners who very generously open their homes to IFC during the season, maybe just once or twice or, sometimes, once or twice a month. Without them the Home Tours would be unable to run and IFC would be unable to deliver the help they do to people in need. IFC is always looking for new homes to show for a couple of hours on Tuesday or Wednesday mornings, so if you have a home that you think would be

of interest to visitors and residents please contact the IFC office at 322-222-5466. We would greatly appreciate that help.

Tours run on Tuesdays and Wednesday mornings and start at the Sea Monkey Restaurant, located at the foot of Aquiles Serdan on the beach.

Tickets cost $600 pesos and go on sale at the Sea Monkey at 9:00am on tour dates.

A great way to start the day is to have a delicious breakfast at the restaurant, buy your ticket and board the bus at 10:30.

Each tour lasts about three hours and is guided by two docents on each bus who describe the homes you will be visiting and are available to answer your questions about life in Puerto Vallarta and details about the IFC. Trip Advisor has 280 reviews on the Home Tours. 269 rate them as “Excellent” and the remainder as “Very Good”. Here’s what one customer had to say in April 2016:

We have been going on these awesome home tours for about 15 years. The homes you visit are like little villas overlooking the ocean, sometimes built into the cliff on 4 levels.

They have infinity pools, hot tubs, beautifully tiled kitchens and bathrooms. They are decorated in a wide variety of styles. Some of them are available to rent by the week and come with a maid, cook and gardener. It is also nice to know that the money goes to great causes--the rice and beans program, medical treatment, etc.

You also travel on a modern air-conditioned bus with a sound system with volunteer docents. I highly recommend it. You’ll be back every year.

To organize and run the tours takes a huge amount of work and dedication from many people. The team includes volunteers who liaise with the homeowners, people who deliver posters and flyers to hotels and

condos, someone designs the ads for the newspapers and a whole team of people meet and greet the customers. We need people to collect the money and issue receipts. Others write nametags, so that customers can see the names and hometowns of their fellow travellers.

Everything is done to make the experience for our visitors comfortable and friendly.

Tickets for the IFC Home Tours are available not only at the Sea Monkey but also at the clubhouse and online at http://www.toursforvallarta.com The IFC clubhouse is located upstairs at the northeast corner where Insurgentes Bridge crosses the River Cuale. The office is open Monday to Friday 9am to 1:30pm. The phone number is 322-222-5466.

For a unique view of PV and to help support good causes please take an IFC Home Tour any Tuesday or Wednesday starting Tuesday 29th November.

Don’t miss this bus!

T

he Home Tours run by the International Friendship Club (IFC) are a small but vital part of the social fabric of Mexicans living in Puerto Vallarta. All of the proceeds of the tours are used to support projects and organizations that help educational, dental, medical, cultural and social services in this city.

Our financial help to education includes sponsoring teachers at the Volcanes Community Education Project and purchasing and distributing books through the American School and the British American schools to very poor rural areas close to Puerto Vallarta.

We help to deliver dental services free to residents of Boca de Tomatlan and we bring medical staff from Guadalajara to assess and treat children with cleft palates from around the Bay of Banderas. We support local kids

in various cultural activities including the PV Youth Orchestra, ALAS - School of Song and the main library in PV – the Biblioteca Los Mangos.

The help we give to social service organizations include SETAC Solidaridad, IFC donations pay for HIV treatment and counseling for prevention and living with HIV as well as baby formula for mothers with HIV. We also support Corazon de Niña and Refugio Infantil Santa Esperanza, two orphanages for abandoned or abused children. So, on Tuesdays and Wednesdays, starting 29th of November please take an IFC Home Tour. Not only will you have an enjoyable tour but you’ll also be supporting Mexicans who need your help.

Information on the tours is available at http://www.toursforvallarta.com or by calling 322-222-5466.

riviera nayarit

Nov 24 - 30, 2016 www.vallartatribune.com

Hilary Duff among Celebrities that Vacationed in Riviera Nayarit

H

ilary Duff and Lizzie Rosvek were there for Rebecca Marshall’s wedding at The St. Regis Punta Mita Resort, while Mexican celebrities Camila Sodi, Dominika Paleta and José María Torre hung out at the W Punta de Mita.

Last weekend was an A-list few days for the Riviera Nayarit.

Hilary Duff topped the list, visiting Mexico’s Pacific Treasure with her boyfriend Jason Walsh.

Hilary’s traveled to attend the wedding of her friend, Canadian model and actress Rebecca Marshall, who tied the knot

at The St. Regis Punta Mita Resort. The wedding was also attended by American actress Lizzie Rosvek, one of the participants on the series The Real Housewives of Orange County.

Punta Mita proved once again that its luxury and charms are a huge attraction for celebrities on an international level.

Meanwhile, Mexico’s celebs also made their presence felt in the Riviera Nayarit, with Camila Sodi, Dominika Paleta and José María Torre appearing as special guests to the grand opening of the Hotel W Punta de Mita.

Where Is This?

It’s interesting to note Dominika Paleta’s recurring presence in the destination: she was here three months ago visiting La Cruz de Huanacaxtle with her sister and just a couple of weeks ago attended the Wellness Week event offered by the Grand Velas Riviera Nayarit.

Last but not least, Bob Guiney, who was on the first season of The Bachelorette and later reappeared as the lead on the fourth season of The Bachelor, finally found his true love and was married in Punta Mita.

Find out on a guided walk around historic Vallarta with Puerto Vallarta Walking Tours.

This casa was a former bakery and thus named “Casa Chimenea” for its many chimneys.

Get immersed in the culture while you explore areas you might not find on your own. www.puertovallartawalkingtours.com

riviera nayarit

21

Nov 24 - 30, 2016 www.vallartatribune.com

Nayarit plan slammed by local organizations

B

ahía de Banderas development plan challenged by community A development plan for Bahía de Banderas in the Riviera Nayarit has been harshly questioned by groups of residents, activists and environmentalists through an open letter to President Enrique Peña Nieto and state and local authorities.

Last September, the Municipal Plan for Urban Development was presented and voted on in a referendum, but community landowners in Sayulita, which is located within the Bahía de Banderas municipality, contested it and had its implementation suspended by filing a legal claim against it.

Now, at least seven organizations are speaking out against it.

“We completely reject the proposed urban development plan . . . which we find unviable and dangerous,” said the letter.

The proposed plan “infringes the fundamental right to a healthy environment that fosters the development and well-being of society . . . as it puts at risk the natural resources available in this municipality through an unrestrained urbanization strategy that doesn’t take into consideration the environmental equilibrium and sustainability, and the effects of climate change.”

The signatories believe the plan is not sustainable because the diagnostics on which it is based are erroneous.

“Neither the diagnostics nor the plan based on them take into consideration the land’s actual capacity or its available resources, favoring instead real estate market trends . . . the strategy is constrained by a zoning scheme that can be deemed as discretionary and arbitrary, and in the worst case, based on criteria foreign to the common good, because it lacks the moderation needed by sustainability schemes,” continued the letter.

One of the main strategies of the government’s plan “is the division of the municipality into ‘first’ and ‘second’ class communities, with the risk of unequal distribution of basic services like tap water, sewage, public lighting and waste management in favor of the former . . . this would brutally change the municipality’s social and environmental structure, cementing poverty.”

“Even if we reject the plan . . . we’re interested in updating it, and we are eager to be invited and to take part in a transparent process that is also socially inclusive and in which the participation of the organized civil society is a fundamental factor.”

The letter was signed by Alianza de la Costa Verde, Alianza Jaguar, Consejo para la Seguridad, Transparencia y Buen Gobierno de Puerto Vallarta, Mujeres Unidas de Bahía de Banderas and Observatorio de Aves de San Pancho.

Original: mexiconewsdaily.com

Huichol and Coras gather in Sayulita for Expo

T

here will be 48 groups of artisans from Nayarit for a total of 180 persons, mainly Huicholes and Coras, but also some Mexicaneros.

The Magical Town of Sayulita’s main plaza will be the site of the 1st Commercial and Cultural Wixarika Village Nayarit Expo from November 24-27, 2016, an event organized by the National Commission for the Development of Indigenous People (CDI by its acronym in Spanish).

“I’m very happy, grateful and motivated by how the doors have been opened for us to present the culture and the handicrafts of our indigenous villages,” said Sergio González García, delegate for the

CDI in Nayarit. “We’re showcasing a lot of our culture with the artisans through productive projects such as this that help supplement their family income.”

There will be 48 groups of Nayarit artisans for a total of 180 persons; the participants are mainly Huicholes and Coras, but also some Mexicaneros. Besides the artisans there will be musicians and traditional healers present, as well. “For us this is one more opportunity that we’ve been given because it’s the first time we’re going to be here,” commented Erminia Carrillo, an artisan from Huanacaxtle. “We’re grateful for this kind of support because we feel we’re receiving more recognition

and we can sell our merchandise.

We have plenty of time to tell the tourists all about our culture.”

There will be several booths set up during the expo for the different artistic and cultural presentations such as music, dancing and conferences by ethnic artists and other performers, including the Ballet Mexcaltitán.

Among the products showcased by the artist will be beaded handicrafts, yarn art, traditional dolls, backpacks and purses.

This event is held with the support of the Bahía de Banderas City Council, the Nayarit State Government via the Secretariat of Tourism and the Riviera Nayarit Convention and Visitors Bureau.

riviera nayarit

22

Nov 24 - 30, 2016 www.vallartatribune.com

Chacala, the hidden treasure of Nayarit

By Byron Ayanoglu Photos by Alfonso Algis Kemezys

T

he dense tropical forest descends on the gentle surf of an enchanted cove, fusing its emerald foliage into the golden, fine-firm sands and sapphire sparkle of the Pacific.

While only ninety minutes north of Vallarta, Chacala is in a timeless world of its own, seemingly far from the high-rises and the sophisticated rhythm of its sister-resorts to the south, clinging to its fishing village traditions and slow-moving charm.

Low-key but profoundly entertaining, Chacala is a highly recommended get-away for a rejuvenating escape into a Mexico that is fast disappearing. It is a place of inalienable authenticity, breezy sunny all day and velvet-smooth all-night, painterly sunsets and bewitching full-moons, safe swimming, friendliness and a refreshing care-free lifestyle, where the locals greet the visitor as their new best friend.

My own new best friend, Huichol-art specialist Martin Jimenez Garcia introduced me to Chacala last year, to show me the flip side of the Riviera Nayarit. He drove me here from Bucerias, and frankly, I've never looked back.

Particularly because of my passion for fish, which in this cove, swim in large schools and jump out of the water at sunrise.

Much to the delight of sport fish-catchers, who line the beach with their rods and sinkers trying to score a tasty one for that evening's supper.

Chacala offers a plethora of fresh-caught sea-dwellers, alongside Mexican favorites, all served in restaurants that form a necklace along the beach. It's difficult to choose favorites, but here are five choices with which to start personal prandial quests.

Las Brisas and its commanding position mid-beach is an ideal place for breakfast. Lively linen on tables set in the sands in front of this hotel-restaurant, offer an unimpeded view of the ocean which rolls in lazily, to reflect the pace of the village.

All of the morning favorites are on the menu, including, obviously, the tortilla-based Mexican egg dishes. And coffee, the most crucial element of

Chacala offers a plethora of fresh-caught sea-dwellers, alongside Mexican favorites, all served in restaurants that form a necklace along the beach breakfast, is excellent.

Just up the beach is Acela and its trademark grill, a majestic charcoal-burning

temple to the local specialty sarandiado (an entire oversized red snapper, butterflied, rubbed in spicy sauce and grilled-blac-

kened), presided over by superchef Xavier Romero Ruiz.

Succulently irresistible; there is nothing quite so grand in

gastronomy, as a giant platter of piscine served with all the proper trimmings on a beautiful beach.

riviera nayarit

23

Especially if one were to start the meal with a dozen freshly shucked oysters, the best of which in the entire Vallarta-Nayarit area can be ordered from the stand that is permanently in front of this restaurant.

A few paces north is Chak Mool, the most famous of Chacala's eateries and its biggest. It is also definitively a meeting place for local expats, markedly of the artistic persuasion.

Chak is home to seminars and workshops of local artists, and is also involved in the musicfest that happens in March. It has an indoors suitable for working the laptop, and stretches out onto the beach for dining while wiggling one's toes in the sand.

Its menu is noteworthy for its delectable octopus in garlic sauce and a creditable, tenderfresh tuna sashimi.

For sheer nostalgia, one can stop at the fruit store on the

main road, within sight of the beach for a smoothie of tropical fruits blended into fresh orange juice to be sipped on the fly or sitting on one of its few chairs amid roosters cruising for crumbs. This can be followed by a sit-down of eminently affordable, mouth-watering chicken enchiladas, bathed in a rich tomato-chili sauce, at Loncheria Mar 3, on the main road behind Chak Mool.

The most appealing aspect of dining here is the rustic setting, reminiscent of so many adventures of my past, which scans fifty years' worth of visits to this miraculous country.

And even more than that it is the delightful octogenarian owner-chef Marta Ramirez, who cooks the fare with a homemaker's care and delivers it with a sunny, knowing smile that spurs the appetite and makes life worth living.

Nov 24 - 30, 2016 www.vallartatribune.com

riviera nayarit

24

Nov 24 - 30, 2016 www.vallartatribune.com

Fun on the GREAT FOOD, GREAT ENTERTAINMENT & GREAT FUN

Riviera Nayarit

Francisco I. Madero #134 Sur in Bucerias - CA/US: 780-628-5363 MEX: 329-298-1149 www.legendsbucerias.com

Friends & Neighbors, We are so excited about the upcoming season at Villas Del Sol. We are continuing our efforts to provide quality entertainment combined with good food. This year will be Bigger, Better and Bolder with a new sound system and lighting.

Legends Bucerias will be offering weekly shows at Villas Del Sol. Join us for a different mixture of variety acts, local musicians, and imported Tribute Artists.

Cat Morgan www.rivieranayaritfun.com Cat@RivieraNayaritFun.com

BRENT STEWART AS

Rod Stewart LES SMITH AS

Garth Brooks

Wait, there is more! Enjoy Breakfast or Lunch at our remodeled restaurant in Villas Del Sol. Open 7 days a week with a brand new menu - from 7am to 3pm

Entertainment at Legends Bucerias November 26 - Strange Days - Doors Tribute December 3 - Les Smith - Garth Brooks Tribute December 10 - Bill Culp - Bill Hayley Tribute December 17 - Cliff Stevens - Eric Clapton Tribute December 18 - Mikki Prost - Patsy Cline Tribute December 31 – New Years Eve Bash Doors open @ 6:00 pm All shows start @ 7:30 pm All Regular Shows are only $300.00 pesos Buy your tickets online! www.legendsbucerias.com

ELAINE’S FINE DINING AT VILLAS DEL SOL OPENING EARLY DECEMBER

Not one but two Award Winning Chefs, who have put together a menu guaranteed to provide an incredibly unique dining experience. Signature dishes, fine wines and liquors, incredible service and even a cigar bar. If that’s not enough you will be entertained nightly with Motown, R&B by Clinton Gallagher. We will offer service 6 days a week, Sunday through Friday between 5pm and 12am. www.elainesbucerias.com

Legends Bucerias will feature an amazing dinner with Entertainment by Clinton Gallagher and The Gecko Band to rock in the New Year! Only $1500 Pesos Limited seating. Reservations required. www.legendsbucerias.com

Happy American Thanksgiving everyone!

B

eing grateful allows the good things to continue coming into your life. It also FEELS GOOD! We are so lucky to be living here on the Banderas Bay and Riviera Nayarit, whether it’s for a few months or all year around. The gratitude list is long. The pace of life slows down for most of us and if you are retiring here, be very prepared to slow it down. Nothing is in the fast lane here but the taxi drivers! The learning curve on who to call to get services, repair people and finding products can require a lot of patience, time and energy.

There are several different town Facebook pages you can go and ask for help from the folks that have already jumped the Mexico hoops to find reliable sources. Things are different here than in Canada and the US. We usually say what we mean. If a national tells you “mañana” which literally translates to “tomorrow”, it does not necessarily mean tomorrow. It really means not today, and maybe never! Nationals also do not like drama in public or to be humiliated. Well, who does really? Becoming angry and raising your voice will only leave you standing alone, and angry. Nationals are eager to please you and help.

They will agree with you often. One of the things I love about living in the Mexican culture is their heart centeredness. Their relationships with their families are very important; Corazón Grande! They have so much love and passion for life. I love to connect with these qualities and energies. Literally, every single

day my schedule has changes.

Every day! I have finally become somewhat used to it after six years!

It has certainly increased my level of humility, tolerance and flexibility.

Keep the relationships you know working for you. Have healthy boundaries. Sometimes letting go of an unhealthy relationship, business or personal, is the best thing you can do for yourself. Keep the gratitude energy alive and flowing!

It’s Turtle Time …

Here is a list of the Riviera Nayarit turtle conservation groups who are always looking for folks that can donate time or money. They are all non-profit organizations.

It’s also fun for people of all ages to see a baby turtle release!

Campamento Turtuga Sayulita: facebook.com/campam e n to to r t u g u e ro. s ay u l i ta . 9 San Pancho Turtles: facebook.com/sanpanchotur tles Lo de Marcos Sea Turtle Conservation: facebook.com/ LdMseaturtleconservation Latcho and Andrea perform at the Black Forest Restaurant beginning on December 2nd!

Reservations are highly recommended. The best of Flamenco music entertainment in La Cruz!

Tescalama Restaurant and Bar in La Cruz..A new place to party in La Cruz! Every Thursday at Tescalama Restaurant in La Cruz, 7-11 - Dinner Show and DJ Dance Party! Guitarist / Singer / Composer Zoe Wood performs a dinner show from 7-9pm featuring Nuevo Flamenco and more!

25

From 9-11, Zoe plays DJ! Bring requests or your own portable music player, iPod, Smartphone, etc. (Must be 1/8” headphone jack compatible). Enjoy some of

the best food in town and dance!

Tescalama is located just past Alamar, across from the Manzanilla Beach on the old Punta Mita Hwy. 01-329-295-6083

riviera nayarit

Nov 24 - 30, 2016 www.vallartatribune.com

Esquina 22 Bar and Lounge in Bucerias have live music EVERY Wednesday with Cesar Medina, Thursday with Cheko and Alex, and Friday with Ri-

YOYO MO’S ***CALLING ALL BAKER’S*** DECEMBER 14, 10am FOR BAKING / PACKAGING DAY AT YOYO MO’S IN BUCERIAS The John Ozzello Memorial Food Bank always likes to create a little something special during the holidays to add to the despensas they provide for the folks that need them. Right now, they only have 20 dozen, and need 200! So get your baking on!

To quote Sandi, “We are hoping that there will be enough people out there who bake any sort of Christmas cookies and who would be willing to bake a little extra so we can give them to the poor in our community. If you are able to do this, please let me know at: rsnystrom@hotmail. com so that I can get organized.”

Thanks everyone!

Thanks for tuning in everyone! Please check out the RivieraNayaritFun.com page; LIKE our Facebook page for fun and other Mexico information. For questions or comments please email me at Cat@RivieraNayaritFun.com Have a super week everyone..AHO!

cardo Cruces; all at 7pm! Enjoy daily bar and food specials and the AC! BAKERS UNITE! LET’S HELP FEED the HUNGRY… 4th Annual ELVES AT

The World on Your TV

El Mundo en su TV is offering an about everything on our website at

internet streaming device that allows almost all TV channels in the world (over 100 from the USA, thousands from Europe; over 80 countries in total), that are being streamed live, to be available on your TV, with no monthly fees.

www.elmundoensutv.com. If you are interested in our device, that is completely portable, please contact us to offer a demonstration of the capabilities.

We offer to demonstrate the unit in your house or condo, free of charge. If You would also have almost all live you wish a demonstration in our office, sporting events, all movies and all TV that is free of charge. series. Again, with no monthly fees.

The purchase price is 1800 Pesos.

The most important aspect is this is If you decide to purchase it with a completely internet-based; you have to personal installation and demonstrahave 7 Mb/S of speed, more is better. tion, the additional charge is only 200 In my office, we only have 7 Mb/S and Pesos. it works fine.

If you are unsatisfied after 7 days, I will With 10, it is like watching TV, Period. refund your entire amount paid. The I also offer a complete manual of how installation charge is not refundable. to truly enjoy this experience, as well as instructions on how to even make Tel. 221 0111 Local 20, it better for you. We provide YouTube Las Palmas 2, Marina Vallarta. videos, as well as written instructions todd@remaxinpv.com

w w w. e l m u n d o e n s u t v. c o m

26

Events Calendar November 24-27 V Motomanía San Blas Over one thousand motorcycles will converge on the Historic Port of San Blas to celebrate this very special event where, among other things, there will be lots of dancing, exhibits, races and fun!

November 26 Under the Stars benefit dinner and auction for SPCA de PV Puerto del Cielo, 6pm. Tickets at spcapv@gmail.com.

November 26 Beachfront Fashion Show at El Dorado - benefitting Corazon de Nina. Latest fashions from local boutiques Tickets at Carol’s Boutique, Basilio Badillo 250.

Phone 322-113-0073. Suggested donation 400 pesos - 50% of which will go directly to Corazon de Nina.

November 26-27 Expo Tattoo International Hotel Krystal 11am facebook.com/ExpoTattooPuertoVallarta November 29 Cena Blanco – Amigos de La Cruz Welcome Back Dinner Dress all in white and enjoy this 3-course dinner catered by Frascati.

Secret location! Meet at La Cruz Marina to be shuttled to the event. More details in the ad. Prizes, Live music. Funds raised to support Amigos de La Cruz initiatives. www.amigodelacruz.org November 29, A LONG HISTORY OF SHIFTING BORDERS The territory of Mexico has grown and shrunk throughout the years. Explore the way an island in the Pacific was gained

by France; how Guatemala left and Yucatan came back; and, well, how Mexicans view US territorial expansion. 10:30 am to noon at ArtVallARTa. 213 Pilitas www. connectwithmexico.com November 29 IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 stunning Vallarta homes. Leave Sea Monkey Restaurant on the Malecon at 10:30am - 3 Hours. $600 pesos www.toursforvallarta.com November 30 Charity Bingo at Nacho Daddy Cards on sale at 3pm – Bingo starts at 4pm Live music by Stolie from 3-4pm Fundraising for Pasitos de Luz and Colina Spay and Neuter Clinic November 30 IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 stunning Vallarta homes. Leave Sea Monkey Restaurant on the Malecon at 10:30am - 3 Hours. $600 pesos www.toursforvallarta.com

events December 2 Breakfast For A Good Cause To benefit Corazon de Nina at the Marriott Resort CasaMagna - Marina Vallarta. Breakfast at 10:00 am - suggested donation 250 pesos. Tickets available at Carol›s Boutique - Basilo Badillo #250.

Phone: 322-113-0073.

December 3 11th Annual Pet Picnic at 11 AM at Daiquiri Dick´s - includes boxed lunch (tip included), dog treats, raffle and costume contest. Proceeds benefit PEACEAnimals. Tix are 350 pesos in advance or 400 pesos at the door purchased at Daiquiri Dick’s on los Muertos beach December 3 4th Taste of Nuevo Vallarta and 16th Chili Cook-Off Vallarta Yacht Club in Nuevo Vallarta.

Starting at 1pm fundraising for the Families of the Dump charity.

December 5 Bucerias Children’s Christmas Fundraiser Drunken Duck, Bucerias Doors open at 2pm Tickets are $200p Live music, specials, raffle and prizes.

December 6 THE PREGNANT VIRGIN Regardless of whether they are Catholic or not, all Mexicans are Guadalupe fans.

Discover the legends behind Our Lady of Guadalupe; the obsessive sacrifices and long marches; and the wonders of faith and architecture that take place in Tepeyac. 10:30 am to noon at ArtVallARTa. 213 Pilitas www.connectwithmexico.com December 6 IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 stunning Vallarta homes. Leave Sea Monkey Restaurant on the Malecon at 10:30am - 3 Hours. $600 pesos www.toursforvallarta.com

Nov 24 - 30, 2016 www.vallartatribune.com

Farmer’s Markets

M

ost Farmers Markets run from November through April, though a couple are all year round. Typically they start about 9am and end between 1 and 2pm. Each is a little different and all of them are fabulous! A not-to-be-missed experience!

PUERTO VALLARTA Saturday 9:30 -2pm Farmers Market Olas Altas Farmers Market November 5th to April 29th in Park Lazaro Cardenas Saturday 9 – 1pm Three Hens and a Rooster Market Year round at Venustiano Carranza 466 in Emiliano Zapata Friday 9:30 – 1:30pm Marsol Friday Market by the Pier Year round at Marsol Hotel Lobby in Old Town.

Thursday 6 – 10pm Marina Vallarta Market runs every Thursday evening from November 3rd to the end of April along the boardwalk in Marina Vallarta.

NUEVO VALLARTA Tuesday 9-2pm Riviera Nayarit Farmers’ Market Parking lot at the Business Center; Saturday 9-2pm Tianguis Artesanal Nuevo Vallarta in the Marina Nuevo Vallarta

BUCERIAS Monday 9-1pm Monday Market – along Lazaro Cardenas Wednesday Forever Spring 9-1pm – along Lazaro Cardenas

LA CRUZ Sunday 10-2pm La Cruz Sunday Market - over 200 vendors. The Bay’s largest market along the Marina Riviera Nayarit

SAYULITA & SAN PANCHO

December 6 Humanitarian Tour at Corazon de Nina Breakfast and tour of Corazon de Nina.

A perfect time to come and learn about the mission of CDN. Doors open at 10:00 - a suggested donation of $200 pesos per person to cover the cost of the food.

Please RSVP to Melissa at 322-224-9209 or email admin@corazondenina.mx.

Friday 10-2pm Mercado del Pueblo on Revolucion Street in Sayulita. Great market with many venders available only here. Much is organic and local.

Tuesdays 10-2pm Mercado del Sol in San Pancho at the Plaza del Sol

December 7 Purr Project Bingo Margarita Grill – Basilio Badillo 5pm Fundraiser for the kitties of Vallarta. 3 bingo cards $100mx

Saturday 9-2pm The Tianguis Lo de Marcos is held on Luis Echeverría street Saturday 9-1pm The Chacala Cultural Market in the main Plaza. (Opening Nov.19) Monday 8-1pm Guayabitos Market on the main plaza in town Thursday 8-1pm La Peñita Market on its main plaza.

December 7 IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 stunning Vallarta homes. Leave Sea Monkey Restaurant on the Malecon at 10:30am - 3 Hours. $600 pesos www.toursforvallarta.com

LO DE MARCOS, GUAYABITOS, CHACALA AND LA PEÑITA

local

27

Nov 24 - 30, 2016 www.vallartatribune.com

Jane Fonda: Controversial American Actress

By Fred Jacobs

J

ane Fonda was born on December 21, 1937, in New York City. Of course we all know her father, Oscar winning actor, Henry Fonda. Her mother and Henry’s first wife, was a Canadian socialite, Frances Ford Brokaw Seymour. Unfortunately her mother had issues and committed suicide in a psychological hospital when Jane was only 12 years old.

Henry remarried that same year to a woman only nine years older than Jane. Jane revealed in later years that this affected her greatly and strained her relationship with her father. Growing up, Jane had a relatively low key childhood, considering her father was a major movie star. The family would go on to almost become an acting dynasty, with her brother Peter and niece Bridget also making their marks in Hollywood.

Jane had the privilege of attending good schools including Vassar College, but her grades were just average. She dropped out of Vassar and went to Paris for two years to study art. When she returned, she was introduced to Lee Strasburg of the famed Actors Studio. He told Jane she had talent… “real talent”.

After that, Jane thought about nothing else but acting. Modeling had been her focus previously, even getting the cover of Vogue twice, but now the stage and Hollywood was her dream. Jane did a lot of stage work in the late 1950’s. By

the 1960’s, she averaged almost two movies a year, starting in 1960 with “Tall Story”, opposite Anthony Perkins. “Walk on the Wild Side” (1962) Jane played a prostitute and earned a Golden Globe for Most Promising Newcomer.

Jane’s career breakthrough came with “Cat Ballou” (1965), costarring Lee Marvin, in which she played a school teacher, turned outlaw. The comedy Western received five Oscar nominations and was one of the year’s top ten films at the box office.

After this came the comedies “Any Wednesday” (1966), opposite Jason Robards and Dean Jones, and “Barefoot in the Park” (1967), co-starring Robert Redford.

In 1968, Jane made the science

fiction spoof “Barbarella”, which established her status as a sex symbol. In contrast, the tragedy “They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?”

(1969) won her critical acclaim, and earned her first Oscar nomination. Fonda was very selective in her roles by the end of the 1960s, turning down lead roles in “Rosemary’s Baby” and “Bonnie and Clyde”.

Jane won her first Oscar for Best Actress in 1971, again playing a prostitute in “Klute”. “Coming Home” (1978) dealt with the aftermath of the Vietnam War and earned Jane her a second Oscar. Jane had been an outspoken critic of the War and angered millions of Americans with her visit to Hanoi (in enemy held North Vietnam) in 1972. The media

dubbed her “Hanoi Jane”, after she was photographed sitting on a North Vietnam anti-aircraft gun vehicle.

The 1970’s did not bring Jane much box office success and Jane announced that she would make only films that focused on important issues. 1977 in “Julia” Jane took the role playing Lillian Hellman, earning her another Oscar nomination. Jane next chose “The China Syndrome” (1979), about a cover-up of a vulnerability in a nuclear power plant (the film was released just days before the Three Mile Island Nuclear plant accident).

The same year, Jane starred in “The Electric Horseman” again with Robert Redford.

In 1980, Jane starred in “9 to 5”

with Lily Tomlin and Dolly Parton.

The film was a huge critical and box office success, becoming the second highest-grossing release of the year. Jane had always wanted to work with her father, hoping it would help their strained relationship.

She made this happen when she purchased the screen rights to the play “On Golden Pond”, specifically for her father and her. Co-starring with Katharine Hepburn, “On Golden Pond” swept the Oscars that year. Jane accepted Henry’s Oscar on his behalf, as he was too ill to go. Henry Fonda passed away five months later.

Jane continued working throughout the 1980’s, including the role of Dr. Martha Livingston in “Agnes of God” (1985). She was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Actress for her portrayal of an alcoholic murder suspect in the 1986 thriller “The Morning After”, costarring Jeff Bridges. This was followed by the romantic drama “Stanley & Iris” (1990) costarring Robert De Niro, which would be her final film for 15 years.

In the early 1990s, after three decades in film, Fonda announced her retirement from the film industry.

But in May 2005, Jane returned to the big screen with the comedic box office hit “Monster-in-Law”, costarring Jennifer Lopez.

You can love her acting, you can hate her politics, but she has made a major impact on cinema and the political scene for the last fifty years.

Fred Jacobs is a full time resident of Puerto Vallarta and the author of three books.

SPCA de PV ADORABLE DOG IN THE SPOTLIGHT… DIXIE

by Janice Gonzalez

W

ill you look at that smile on her face!

Dixie is just a sweetheart. She is full of energy and just loves to run and especially play tug of war.

Dixie came to us with her two puppies who are now adopted in BC. It’s time for Dixie to find her forever home too! She is

about two years old, weighing 45 pounds and is a Staffordshire mix.

She gets along with other dogs as long as they know she is the boss. Dixie doesn’t like felines, however. She has been spayed, dewormed and fully vaccinated.

Contact us at spcapv@ gmail.com for an application to adopt this sweet girl.

Where can I find the Vallarta Tribune?

Starting this week, in addition to the usual locations, the Tribune will be available for pick up at the Saturday Old Town Farmer's Market at the info desk and at the Amigo’s de La Cruz table at the La Cruz Sunday Market.

Look for the Tribune in restaurants, resorts, galleries and salons around the Bay of Banderas and north into Sayulita and San Pancho. We distribute 10,000 copies in high season from Mismaloya to San Pancho

each week. If you would like to see the Tribune in a locally accessible spot – send us an email and we will be happy to see about getting it delivered (closer) to you. editor@vallartatribune.com As we finalise our new distri-

bution points we will publish them both here in the paper and online at vallartatribune.com.

If you missed a copy or want to look back you can find the current edition and a link to past editions on our website as well.

VALLARTA SHOPPI

Are you selling your home?

Over 50,000 readers each month with delivery from Mismaloya to Sayulita and the only paper distributed at the airport in International arrivals.

Contact editor@vallartatribune.com to learn more!

OLD FURNITURE, NEW BEGINNINGS WE PICK IT UP AT YOUR DOOR!

LET YOUR DONATION OF GENTLY USED FURNITURE / HOUSEHOLD ITEMS HAVE A HUGE IMPACT THROUGH US! WE MAKE DONATION AS SIMPLE AS POSSIBLE, PICKING IT UP AT YOUR DOOR AND ISSUING A RECEIPT ON THE SPOT. IT HAS NEVER BEEN EASIER TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN OUR COMMUNITY! YOUR DONATIONS ALLOW US TO PROVIDE A SAFE, STABLE, LOVING HOME FOR 24 GIRLS - ALL FROM HIGH RISK SITUATIONS INCLUDING ABANDONMENT, ABUSE & EXPLOITATION - WHEREIN THEY NOW HAVE A SENSE OF PERMENANCE, ACCESS TO SCHOLARSHIPS FOR ALL LEVELS OF EDUCATION PLUS ONGOING COUNSELING, MEDICAL/DENTAL ATTENTION AND MORE

BY DONATING, YOU ARE HELPING US CHANGE THE COURSE OF HISTORY ONE GIRL AT A TIME!!

FOR MORE INFORMATION CALL: 224 9209 322 217 2401, 322 180 8086 CASAHOGARCORAZONDENINA@HOTMAIL.COM WWW.FUNDACIONCORAZON.MX

Wheeling Vallarta Segway Tours

Located across from McDonald’s

322-223-8014 31 de Octubre 107 Col. Centro Puerto Vallarta Malecon

Cell. 322 278 6694 felixzaratelawyer@gmail.com

for shows & times visit

www.BTPV.org

...come play with us!

Tickets available -Vallarta Tickets -Theatre Box Office

287 Basilio Badillo in Old Town

Fine Art and Furniture M E X I C O “Remodeling and Renovations”

Juarez 599 El Centro 322 222 1383, 322 111 6359 www.colibridesignvallarta.com galeriacolibri@gmail.com

English Spoken Puerto Vallarta & Banderas Bay Real Estate * Trusts * Wills * Inmigration * Civil Criminal Specializing in Immigration.

Real Estate. Condominium Law

Box Office Phone: 044-322-728-6878

apero riche

THURSDAY-SUNDAY 5-7PM

This chic European custom arrives beachside Thursday, September 22 at 5 pm. Enjoy late afternoon sophisticated cocktails and help yourself to complimentary snacks at the bar. From 5 to 7 pm every Thursday to Sunday, nibble on delicious bites that will change daily. After work, after shopping, after a long day at the beach, indulge yourself in Sapphire Ocean Club’s casual, urbane atmosphere. www.sapphire.mx Malecon 1 Playa Los Muertos

ING AND SERVICES

www.vallartatribune.com

Marsol Friday Market by the Pier

C

arla and Starla. Remember their names and check them out on Friday at the Marsol Market. Their Christmas tree is laden with decorations they made with ribbons and bows, vintage bits and pieces of jewelry, shells and pearls, lovingly put together for you to give as gifts. Always remember “Charity Begins at Home”; treat yourself and your tree to something newly-old or oldly-new this Holiday Season. C and S will also be adding a gift-wrapping service so you don’t have to fuss with buying tons of paper and ribbon – just drop your gifts-to-be-wrapped with Carla and Starla, continue shopping or have some lunch while they work their magic and voila! Ready for giving!

Hilario Ruiz, resplendent in intricately embroidered traditional Huichol clothing, offers a generous display of indigenous artistry.

You can watch him work – carefully embedding tiny beads into beeswax – creating brilliantly-coloured authentic collectable pieces; beautiful to give or receive.

The Marsol Friday Market by the Pier is open from 9:30 to 1:30 pm.

MARSOL FRIDAY MARKET

BY THE PIER CADA VIERNES 9:30 am - 1:30 pm

ART ARTE JEWELRY JOYERÍA CRAFTS ARTESANÍA CLOTHING ROPA PASTRY PASTELES HOME DECOR MUEBLES HERBALIST HERBALISTA FOOD COMIDA MUSIC MÚSICA

HOTEL MARSOL

103 FRANCISCA RODRIGUEZ OLAS ALTAS

Three Hens and a Rooster Market News

B

obby Tansen sang and played for us last week – he will be back during the season now and again when his busy schedule allows. You can catch Bob and Gilberto Fridays at 4 pm at El Rio BBQ-Bar in Paso Ancho.

We continue to grow and change with new vendors so you will never know who will pop in bearing fabulous new paintings, arts and crafts and wonderful food.

There will be an announcement soon from Gloria Sue who keeps Vallarta full of Jewish Comfort Food.

Alma has pumped up the Christmas volume making beautiful ornaments for your tree and dinner table.

If you’ve never had Jeanine’s chiles rellenos, look for them – huge poblano chile stuffed and served on a bed of rice, Jeanine always has a selection of incredible desserts that change week to week.

Perhaps the sweetest treat of all is Alan’s Peanut Brittle.

Made from a Louisiana recipe over 100 years old…Alan adds the love.

Three Hens and a Rooster Market is every Saturday 9 to 1 at Venustiano Carranza 466.

Rentals, Sales, Management

30

charity

Nov 24 - 30, 2016 www.vallartatribune.com

Non - Profit and Charitable Organizations For visitors to Puerto Vallarta who wish to support the less privileged in our paradise, this is a list of some of the many organizations that could benefit from such kind gestures. If you would like your organization recognized here, please email details to editor@vallartatribune.com.

Amigos de La Cruz de Huanacaxtle, A.C. contributing to the quality of life in La Cruz through cultural, educational, environmental and charitable assistance programs. Tax Deductible. www.amigosdelacruz.org Contact Amy Welch amywelchpdx@comcast.net Alcoholics Anonymous: In English Puerto Vallarta Alanon Club - Basilio Badillo 329 recoverpv.com Amazing Grace Missions Assisting families in Magisterio & Progreso with necessities and job training and English. slw2014nv@gmail.com American Legion Post 14: raises resources and manpower to improve facilities needing building maintenance americanlegion14.org Amigos del Magisterio - Food delivered directly to workers at the PV dump, their families and schools in Magisterio and Volcanes.

Also, food to New Beginnings, Pasitos de Luz, and Caritas. 100% of donations to the people, no overhead.amigosdelmagisterio.com lysephilrioux@hotmail.com Asilo San Juan Diego Home for the Elderly Contact: Lupita Sanchez Covarrubias 222-1257 or malupita88@hotmail.com or mexonline. com\asilosanjuandiego.htm Asociación Down - Assistance to persons with Down’s Syndrome – Contact: Ana Eisenring at 224-9577.

Banderas Bay Women’s Shelter - Safe shelter for women & children victims of domestic violence. compassionforthefamily.org

Becas Vallarta, A.C. – Provides scholarships to high school and university students. Tax-deductible in Mexico and USA. Polly Vicars at (322) 223-1371 or Buri Gray at (322) 221-5285.

CANICA - Centre for Children with Cancer.

Provides aid for treatment and services including transportation to GDL. Contact Director, Evelia Basañes 322-123-5688.

Casa Hogar - A shelter for orphaned, abandoned, disadvantaged or vulnerable children.

Luz Aurora Arredondo at 221 1908, casahogar_maximocornejo@hotmail.com Centro Comunitario SETAC-GLBT – Services the GLBT community, including treatment and referrals, education, English classes, HIV testing and counseling. Paco Arjona 224-1974 Clinica de Rehabilitación Santa Barbara Rehabilitation of the handicapped.

Contact: Laura Lopez Portillo Rodriguez at 224-2754.

COLINA Spay and Neuter Clinic - Free and by-donation sterilization clinic in Old Town.

Only open Saturdays, Contact: cez@rogers. com or 322-104-6609 CompassionNet Impact – Transforming the lives of people living in chronic poverty.

Job creation, education, emergency & more.

Tax-deductible. Cell: (322) 133-7263 or ric@ 4compassion.org Corazon de Nina A safe, loving, home-environment for 40+ children and youth rescued from high-risk situations. Donations & volunteers always welcome! Totally self-funded. www.fundacioncorazon.mx Cruz Roja (Red Cross) - Handles hospital and emergency service in Vallarta. It is the only facility that is authorized to offer assistance to injured people on the street. Contact: 222-1533, 222-4973

Desayunos para los Niños de Vallarta A.C. Feeding programs, education programs, day care centers for single mothers.

2234311 or 22225 72 Discapacitados de Vallarta, A.C. (DIVAC) association of handicapped individuals dedicated to helping one another. Ivan Applegate at 221-5153.

Ecology and Conservation of Whales, AC. National Coordination Network for the Assistance of Entangled Whales. Biol. Astrid Frisch Jordán, Arce #541. Col. La Primavera Puerto Vallarta, Jal. 48325, Mexico, Tel/Fax: (322) 29 37 851 fibbcatalogo@yahoo.com Families At The Dump: Supporting families living in the landfill or garbage dump thru education and sustainable opportunities. familiesatthedump.org Fundacion Punta de Mita LDG. Ana Lilia Medina Varas de Valdés. ana@fundacionpuntademita.org Tel. (329) 291 5053 Friends of PV Animals Volunteers working to enhance the lives of shelter animals. For info and donations visit friendsofpvanimals.com Grupo Ecológico de Puerto Vallarta: Arq. Luz del Carmen Pérez A cayro_13@hotmail.com grupoecologico.com Horizonte de Paz: Welcoming shelter for men of all ages who are troubled w/alcohol & drug addiction.In great need of cash or material resources Contact MAYNOR Tel 281 0644 horizontedepaz@live.com International Friendship Club - Provides medical, educational and social services to those in need in Puerto Vallarta. www. ifcvallarta.com La Brigada de la Basura: A weekly meeting of neighborhood children to clean Vallarta Streets. Contact Que?Pasa 223-4006 Mexico Ministries & Mission, Inc. raises funds to the poor in Vallarta. Contact Fr. Jack+ 044 322 229-1129 christchurchbythesea.org Navy League - assists in the transportation of donated medical supplies from the U.S., organizes work groups to paint and repair facilities New Life Mexico - Challenging Child Poverty with health and education programs. Philippa Vernon pvp@newlifemexico.com Paraíso Felino AC Refuge and Adoption Centre for cats and kittens in the Bay of Banderas. Luis Donaldo Cel. (322) 120-4092 Pasitos de Luz - substitute home for low income children with any type of handicap, offers rehabilitation services and more.

299-4146. pasitosdeluz.org PEACEAnimals - Free mobile spay/neuter clinic operating 48 weeks a year, primarily in Puerto Vallarta. Tax-deductible. peaceanimals.org

games

31 1

2

5

6

15

17

20

21/11/2016

26

23

27

34

28

29

18

1

17

Problem ­ by Bruce Venzke

Monday, November 21, 2016

20

37 November 21, 2016 ­ Credibility

43

34

37

12

13

19

3

38 27

49

4

30

5

28

11

16

26

10

24 2

9

21

14

8

41 By Bruce Venzke 42 Puzzle Content © 2016 Bruce Venzke | CrosSynergy Syndicate LLC 47 48

7

29

44

23

25

18

39

6

15

22

7

35

21

24

9

30

39

46

35

10

11

16

45

38

25

8

22

40

36

40

32

31

13

31

19

36

12

32

33

33

41 Employed 41 42 43 44 45 46 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 50 51 1 Crèche figure again

44 Totaled 14 47 15 49 16 6 Sandy color 48 55 56 57 58 59 60 47 First part of 52 53 54 10 Completely level 31­Across

51 19

17 18 50

48 Part 3 of the6220 61 14 "Halt," to a 63 21 55 52 53 54 56 22 57 58 59 60

quip salt November 21, 2016 ­ Credibility 23 24 25 62 63 64Problem ­ by Bruce Venzke 66 15 Crowing time 50 Snack in a 65 61 Monday, November 21, 2016 16 Hot­weather

shell 26 64 27 28 29 65 30 66 31 32 33

By Bruce Venzke

51 Salon styling68 treats 67Puzzle Content © 2016 Bruce Venzke | 69 34 67 aid CrosSynergy Syndicate LLC 17 Part 1 of a

68 35 69 36 52 Childish, as quip involving 37 38 39 40 2 Extremely 22 Learning 59 22 Learning 42 2 AExtremely

Archbishop 42 Archbishop 59 Dublin's isle Dublin's isle behavior 41 Employed CROSS Sasquatch wicked routine of New York, 60 Eastern 41 42 43 44 45 46 56 Cry of delight again routine wicked Kobe's 24 of New York, 119 Crèche figure 2000­2009 60 Eastern 3 Extended notable 61 German car 44 Totaled former Sandy color 48 49 24 47narrative 3 6Extended 63

Investigators, for 2000­2009 43 Sound unit notable Quick AOL

make owned by teammate 10 Completely 47 First part of 4 Failed 1980s short 45 "What a chats 50 51 General Motors Investigators, for 43 Sound unit 63 Quick AOL narrative 20 Zigzag, in a 31­Across level 26 Sierra ___

bunch of

gridiron org.

62 End of the 48 Part 3 of the way "Halt," to a short 525 Sink as low as 45 "What a chats 4 14 Failed 1980s 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 baloney!"

Mountains

quip 21 Skin diving quip salt 6 Summer hrs. 2762Foils' cousins 26 Sierra ___ bunch of gridiron org.

61 63 46 Venezuelan 64Snack in a Lead­in to devices 15 Crowing time 50

currency

in Orlando 28 High­80s bones orMountains baloney!"

5 16 Sink as low as 23Hot­weather Actor Morita shell 64 65 66 grade knuckles Salon styling 7 Mama of

49 Ohio's "Glass

25 Twosomes 51 27 Foils' cousins 46 Venezuelan 6 treats Summer hrs.

1960s pop 2968Web City" 69 aid 67 65 Old 17 26Part 1 of a Part 2 of the

50 Old Western

8 Neighbor of locations, briefly 52 Childish, as currency in Orlando 28 High­80s Testament quip involving quip 22 42 Archbishop 59 Dublin's isle 2Tanzania Extremely 30Learning 2008 Union service kingdomgrade 31 Prominent behavior 49 Ohio's "Glass 7 Sasquatch Mama of routine of New York, wicked 9 Relaxed after a Summer 52 Wozniak's 60 Eastern 56 66Cry of delight Missile 19 Kobe's NASCAR sponsor 24 3long, hard day Extended Olympics host Apple cofounder notable City" 2000­2009 1960s pop 29 Web 61 German car Command former 34 Near Investigators, for 43 Sound unit narrative 10 Speculators' country 53 Show ___ 63 Quick AOL make owned by companylocations, briefly 50 Old Western 8 teammate Neighbor of 35 Tenor sax short 45 "What a chats 4 Failed 1980s concerns 31 Part of a (attend) 67 River around 20 Zigzag, in a General Motors legend Gordon Union service Tanzania 30 2008 26 Sierra ___ bunch of gridiron org.

11 Reason for chain?

54 Not just 62 End of the Hades way 37 HP baloney!"

5seeing a dentist Sink as low as Mountains 32 Creed somewhat quip 52 Wozniak's 9 21 Relaxed after a Summer 68 Peter's wife Skin diving competitor 27 Foils' cousins 46 6 Summer hrs.

12 Great element 55Venezuelan Race created 64 Lead­in to on "Family Guy" devices Apple cofounder long, hard day Olympics host 38 Bro's currency in Orlando 28 High­80s enthusiasm 33 National

by H.G. Wells bones or 69 Critic, often 23 Actor Morita counterpart 49 713 Mama of grade 53 Show ___ 1025 Speculators' country Lawyers' museum in 57Ohio's "Glass Org. that knuckles Twosomes 40 Marisa's "My D OWN City" 1960s pop 29 Web titles, for short Madrid opposes fur 65 Old (attend) Old Western concerns 31 Part of a 26 Part 2 of the 1 Plays poker?

Cousin Vinny" 818 Neighbor of Cornhusker locations, briefly 36 Comic book 50 coats Testament role 54 Not just 11quip Reason for chain?

Union service Tanzania 30 2008 State's largest mutants 58 Great, in kingdom 31 Prominent 52 Wozniak's 9city Relaxed after a Summer 39 Like arias recent slang 66 Missile somewhat seeing a dentist 32 Creed NASCAR sponsor Apple cofounder long, hard day Olympics host Command Near 55 Race created 1234Great element 53 Show ___ 10 Speculators' country company 21/11/2016 35 Tenor sax (attend) concerns 31 Part of a

by H.G. Wells enthusiasm 33 National 67 River around legend Gordon

54 Not just 11 Reason for chain?

Hades 57 Org. that 1337Lawyers' museum in HP

somewhat 68 Peter's wife seeing a dentist 32 Creed competitor

opposes fur titles, for short Madrid 55 Race created 12 Great element on "Family Guy" 38 Bro's

by H.G. Wells enthusiasm 33 National 69 Critic, often November 21, 2016 ­ Credibility 18counterpart Cornhusker 36 Comic book coats Problem ­ by Bruce Venzke 57 Org. that 13 Lawyers' museum in Monday, November 21, 2016 40 Marisa's "My DOWN State's largest mutants

By Bruce Venzke opposes fur titles, for short Madrid58 Great, in

Puzzle Content © 2016 Bruce Venzke | Cousin Vinny" 1 Plays poker? 18 Cornhusker 36 Comic book coats CrosSynergy Syndicate LLC city 39 Like arias recent slang

role State's largest mutants 58 Great, in 21/11/2016 ACROSS

ACROSS 1 Crèche figure 6 Sandy color 10 Completely level 14 "Halt," to a salt 15 Crowing time 16 Hot­weather treats 17 Part 1 of a quip involving Sasquatch 19 Kobe's former teammate 20 Zigzag, in a way 21 Skin diving devices 23 Actor Morita 25 Twosomes 26 Part 2 of the quip 31 Prominent NASCAR sponsor 34 Near 35 Tenor sax legend Gordon 37 HP competitor 38 Bro's counterpart 40 Marisa's "My Cousin Vinny" role

1

2

3

27

28

14

D E L L 41 Employed 41 again R E U S 44 Totaled 47 E S S 47 First part of 50 31­Across T 48 Part 3 of the 52 53 54 J U V E quip 61 50 Snack in a O P E L shell 64 51 Salon styling B A R E aid 67 S T Y X 52 Childish, as 2 Extremely behavior 56 Cry of delight wicked 61 German car 3 Extended make owned by narrative General Motors 4 Failed 1980s gridiron org.

62 End of the 5 Sink as low as quip 6 Summer hrs.

64 Lead­in to in Orlando bones or 7 Mama of knuckles 1960s pop 65 Old 8 Neighbor of Testament Tanzania kingdom 9 Relaxed after a 66 Missile long, hard day Command 10 Speculators' company 67 River around concerns 11 Reason for Hades 68 Peter's wife seeing a dentist on "Family Guy" 12 Great 69 Critic, often enthusiasm 13 Lawyers' D OWN titles, for short 1 Plays poker? 18 Cornhusker State's largest city

Monday, November 21, 2016

By Bruce Venzke Puzzle Content © 2016 Bruce Venzke | CrosSynergy Syndicate LLC

17

20

37

A

34

M

26

P

E

27

P

B

28

22 Learning routine 24 Investigators, for short 26 Sierra ___ Mountains 27 Foils' cousins 28 High­80s grade 29 Web locations, briefly 30 2008 Summer Olympics host country 31 Part of a chain?

32 Creed element 33 National museum in Madrid 36 Comic book mutants 39 Like arias

I

B

I

N

C

A

E

G

D

E

48

42

V

A

E

J

17

14 1

2

3

S

O T

L

O

S 4

A

T 5

S

Y

56

N

A

U

N I

A

N

D

U

25

S

N

O

S

T

A W N

D

15

E

7

C

A W 8

R

E

P

57

T

A

H P

58

O B

46

N E

E

R

M O

35

C

T

40

D

21 6

45

I

A

59 Dublin's isle 60 Eastern notable 63 Quick AOL chats

9

U

E

R I

E

59

R I

M E

60

L

S

30

24

18

Y

M

V

39

H

T

O

E

51

C E

66

E

63

44

H

A

G

T

A

R

69

I

E

49

43

S

55

O

O M

F U

L

S

U

A

L

I

42 Archbishop of New York, 2000­2009 43 Sound unit 45 "What a bunch of baloney!"

46 Venezuelan currency 49 Ohio's "Glass City" 50 Old Western Union service 52 Wozniak's Apple cofounder 53 Show ___ (attend) 54 Not just somewhat 55 Race created

by H.G. Wells 57 Org. that opposes fur coats 58 Great, in recent slang

O M

38

29

G

E

B

62

R

A

D

65

23

L

S

20

O

L

E

68

P

November 21, 2016 ­ Credibility Problem ­ by Bruce Venzke

26

34

21/11/2016

41 Employed figure again 44 Totaled color 47 First part of letely 31­Across 48 Part 3 of the " to a quip ng time 50 Snack in a weather shell 51 Salon styling aid 1 of a 52 Childish, as ving behavior h 56 Cry of delight s 61 German car make owned by e General Motors g, in a 62 End of the quip diving 64 Lead­in to Morita bones or knuckles omes 2 of the 65 Old Testament kingdom nent ponsor 66 Missile Command companySOLVE! sax CROSSWORD 67 River around ordon Hades 68 Peter's wife or on "Family Guy" 69 Critic, often art a's "My D OWN nny" 1 Plays poker?

4

ember 21, 2016 zke nt © 2016 Bruce Venzke | Syndicate LLC

14

r 21, 2016 ­ Credibility

by Bruce Venzke

3

Nov 24 - 30, 2016 www.vallartatribune.com

city

39 Like arias

ACROSS recent slang

1 Crèche figure 6 Sandy color

41 Employed again 44 Totaled

37

41

47

E

X

36

T

O R

22

T

S

31

T

E

N E

T

32

O

D A

R P

33

S

E

K

H

S

19

I

16

R

10

C A

11

L A E Z

12

S Q S E

13