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Siul and Gerardo on the Tribuna de la Bahía float during the Virgin of Guadalupe peregrinations

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Welcome to Puerto Vallarta

and Riviera Nayarit Here is some advice to make your trip a little easier and more enjoyable.

TIME ZONE: The entire state of Jalisco is on Central Time, as is the southern part of the State of Nayarit starting from Guayabitos in the north.

BUSES: A system of urban buses with different routes can bring you from one end of the bay to the other and all the spots in between.

Current fare in Puerto Vallarta is $7.50 pesos per ticket and passengers must purchase a new ticket every time they board another bus. There are no “transfers”.

TAXIS: There are set rates within defined zones of town. Do not enter a taxi without agreeing on the price with the driver first. Price is per trip not person.

MONEY EXCHANGE: Although you may have to wait in line for a few minutes, banks will give you a higher rate of exchange than the exchange booths (caja de cambio). You will need your passport. Better yet, use your bank card to withdraw funds from any ATM machine. Note that ATM’s in the banks are the safest to use and generally charge lower fees.

DRINKING WATER: For the 18th year in a row, Puerto Vallarta’s water has been awarded a certification of purity for human consumption.

The quality of the water tested at the purification plant varies greatly from what comes out of the tap at the other end. So do be careful. If you want to be doubly sure, you can pick up bottled water just about anywhere.

EXPORTING PETS: Falling love with the street dog outside your hotel or a puppy on the Malecon doesn’t mean they can’t come home with you.

The process is fairly inexpensive and only takes a day or two. You need a certificate of health from a local vet among other things. The time of year that pets can travel in the cargo section of the plane may be your biggest challenge. For the most up-to-date information contact the Puerto Vallarta SPCA at spcapv@gmail.com.

COMMON SENSE: Just as you wouldn’t walk around your hometown drunk and beligerent, it is not acceptable to do that here. While Mexicans are a forgiving bunch, basic politeness is appreciated.

For the guys, peeing in public is a major faux pas and if you are caught, can get you tossed in jail or an expensive fine. Pay attention to your surroundings. Pay your bills. Be courteous. And have fun!

DRINKING AND DRIVING: First off – just don’t. The consequences are not worth it. Taxis are cheap and plentiful. Fines are as much as 10,000 pesos. You can be taken to jail and your vehicle impounded. There are many checkstops on the weekends and you will be asked to blow if they suspect you have been drinking.

LEGAL SYSTEM: Not knowing the law is not an valid excuse in Mexico or anywhere. If you find yourself caught in a legal situation be aware that guilt is presumed until your innocence can be proven.

This is a very difficult lesson to learn if you are visiting from the United States or Canada in particular. Immediately contact your consulate for assistance.

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Calling in Mexico Calling phones in Mexico can be tricky as it is different than in the US or Canada. There are different codes you need to use depending if you are calling landlines or cellular phones and if they are local or long distance.

Long-distance calls from within Mexico For national long-distance calls (within Mexico) the code is 01 plus the area code and phone number. For international long-distance calls, first dial 00, then the country code (for the U.S. and Canada the country code is 1, so you would dial 00 + 1 + area code + 7 digit number).

Calling Cell Phones (from a land line) If you are calling from a landline within the area code of the Mexican cell phone number dial 044, then the 10 digit number including area code. Outside of the area code (but still within Mexico) dial 045 and then the 10 digit phone number. Cell phone to cell phone only requires the 10 digit number.

Phone Cards Phone cards (“tarjetas telefonicas”) for use in pay phones can be bought at newstands and in pharmacies in denominations of 30, 50 and 100 pesos. Pay phones do not accept coins. When buying a phone card for pay phone use, specify that you would like a “tarjeta LADA,” because pre-paid cell phone cards are also sold in the same establishments.

Calling Toll-Free Numbers Some toll free numbers work from Mexico to the US and Canada, but many do not.

You need to dial a different prefix. To call the following toll free prefixes, dial as follows: 800 numbers Dial 001-880-then the number 866 numbers Dial 001-883-then the number 877 numbers Dial 001-882-then the number 888 numbers Dial 001-881-then the number

Emergencies: 060 Red Cross: 065 Non-Emergency Police 322.290.0507 Fire Department: 322.223.9476 Ambulance:

Consulates American Immigration: Consulate 322.224.7719 Nuevo Vallarta: 322.222.0069 Consumer Protection: 24 hrs Guadalajara: 01.800.468.8722 333.268.2145 Tourism Offices Canadian Consulate Jalisco: 322.221.2676 322.293.2894 Nayarit: 322.297.1006 24 hrs: 1.800.706.2900 322.222.1533

Ahoy Cruisers!

Day Ship Passengers 6-Dec Ruby Princess 3,080 7-Dec Westerdam 1,916 7-Dec Norwegian Jewel 2,376 8-Dec Island Princess 1,975 8-Dec Veendam 1,350 13-Dec Ruby Princess 3,080 14-Dec Carnival Miracle 2,124 14-Dec Westerdam 1,916 14-Dec Norwegian Jewel 2,376 15-Dec Oceania Sirena 684 21-Dec Carnival Miracle 2,124 21-Dec Westerdam 1,916 22-Dec Norwegian Jewel 2,376

Day Ship Passengers 23-Dec Norwegian Jewel 2,376 24-Dec Amsterdam 1,380 25-Dec Grand Princess 2,600 26-Dec Ruby Princess 3,080 28-Dec Carnival Miracle 2,124 28-Dec Westerdam 1,916 29-Dec Norwegian Jewel 2,376 29-Dec Oceania Sirena 684

In port this month

In the month of December Puerto Vallarta welcomes 43,829 passengers!

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t’s like the cooler, rainy days of last week dusted off the Christmas cheer. I went to my local big box store to find the decoration department looking like the elves had drank too much punch before putting out only purple and blue decorations. I chose blue.

Big mistake now my tree looks like a Disney Princess special.

Thankfully I have a fine selection of handpainted tin ornaments to dull down the sugary sweetness of an otherwise all blue monstrosity.

Coordinated Christmas trees are not for me. Lesson learned.

Then, this morning after peeling back the layer(s) of covers on the bed, we listened to carols while driving to work. I’m a sucker for the old favourites but there is something a little off about singing along to Bing Crosby’s Winter Wonderland while driving through Marina Vallarta.

A recent online chat about what ‘we’ miss living in Mexico over the holidays gave me a moment (or two) to feel sorry for myself before I shook my head and got over it.

In fact, someone wiser than me chimed in and said, “It’s time for some new traditions.” True enough.

If you are here and want to start your own traditions there are a number of great charities that have fundraising and events all through the holidays including Christmas day volunteering. There are orga-

nisations that put together baskets for families or seniors or children in need. In the next week’s issue, I hope to have all the details on how you can help over the holidays and into the New Year and start some new traditions of your own.

Last week the Tribuna de la Bahia and the Vallarta Tribune were represented for the first time during the peregrinations. The whole team (minus a few) participated. Lots of photos in this issue on pages 14-15 and the cover image is of two Tribuna children representing Juan Diego and the Virgin of Guadalupe.

In addition to the float, the Tribuna also had groups of Aztec and Xuiltla dancers. It was a very proud moment for many of the staff and family of the Tribuna. A big congra-

tulations to them for a job well done and the start of their own tradition.

The Guadalupana goes until the 12th of December with crowds growing exponentially from December 9th on. If you haven’t witnessed this cultural spectacle it’s well worth an evening to enjoy the gratitude, music, costume and of course, the food. Even if you are not religious, it is an event unique to Mexico and done to the nines here in Puerto Vallarta.

Perhaps communing with nature could be your new holiday tradition? Whale season is nearly upon us. There have been a number of sightings already in the bay, which bodes well for the season. Take a moment to read about our mighty annual visitors on page 12. Starting December 15th you can go out with a number of reputable tour operators to experience this thrilling excursion. Up close and personal with dolphins and humpback whales. There is nothing like it.

With the recent rains, we had a river of garbage flow through the roads and spillways. I live in a neighbourhood that floods when it rains and yesterday I picked up two full garbage bags of empty plastic bottles and broken bits of styrofoam left behind the receding waters.

None of this needs to end up in the rivers and ocean. Please take a moment to protect our natural beauty.

Remember the Vallarta Tribune is brought to you by our advertisers.

It is with their support that we bring

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you this publication week after week. Please let them know you appreciate their support by dropping by their establishments – even if it is just to pick up this week's paper and say hello. If you are ever looking for a copy of the Tribune – the best place to find them is at one of our advertisers.

And a big hello to our returning advertiser (and favourite neighbourhood bar) – Que?Pasa.

Michael has asked if we can put a call out for children’s toys and gifts for their Christmas eve party. They expect over 500 children to attend.

Please give what you can. More details on page 5. Welcome back Michael and the crew at Que?Pasa!

Have a great week everyone!

Madeline

What to do if you see a turtle laying eggs Maintain a minimum 10m distance If you take photos, don’t use a flash Don’t block the turtle from returning to the ocean Don’t step on or dig around the nest area Report it to the Department of Ecology at 322 160 3279

Enjoy this miracle of nature!

Letters to the Editor Hi Madeline, Just a quick thank you for all your support in the run-up to today’s River of Arte 2016. Despite the rain, we still had a good turnout of 500-600 attendees, lots of art sold and, most importantly, lots of money raised for the Colina Free Spay & Neuter Clinic, which helps keep PV clear of strays and

unwanted animals. Hat tip to Carolina Archer, event founder and chair, and Oscar’s Restaurant, which provided the venue, food, drink and manpower.

Best regards, Bill Makley

Dear Madeline, Thank you so much for your wonderful review of Avenue Q. I am blessed to be on this wonderful cast and it’s always rewarding to have the love and hard work you put into a show be recognized. I’ll make sure to share with the rest of the cast. Thank you again, Madeline!

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entertainment

Efren Gonzalez opens at Galleria Dante, Friday December 16, 2016

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fren Gonzalez resides in Ajijic, (his birth place) with his family, in a home he built entirely from the sale of his paintings. For years he struggled with the dream of living and supporting his family from his art; a dream he realized everyday, brick by brick.

Born on June 1, 1972, this 44 year-old, impassioned, local talent, stands out even in the pantheon of Lakeside greats. His paintings are intensely alive, full of color, meaning and insights into Mexico.

"Art started with a pencil," Efren says, "almost as soon as I could hold it," and despite a few short detours, the journey to becoming a "working" artist began early. Efren grew up in Ajijic, winning local and regional drawing competitions as early as primary school. Although he preferred Art to Math and Chemistry in high school, he still didn't know that one day it would be his career. Sometimes, he still lacks

confidence, he admits.

After high school, Efren started out studying Architecture and then Plastic Arts, but shortly found that he hadn't the patience for either.

What career would suit him best?

He had worked in restaurants, fabricas, and as a translator, but only to gain his daily bread, his sueldo, drawing and painting all the while, as a function of his being.

Still undecided as to what to do,

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Efren was offered a grant to study Art at a small college in Maryland.

He made the most of the opportunity. More than anything he learned there, he was enriched by seeing in person, great works he had only admired in books. One year later, he returned to Ajijic and took up his brush.

Efren's preferred medium is oil. His paintings depict the things he sees in everyday life– the colorful people and landscape of his beloved Mexico. He is equally well known as a muralist having completed his first intricate mural in the 90's.

Efren plans to paint in the gallery several days prior to his show on December 16th.

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Holiday Open House

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une Rosen invites you to her annual Holiday Open House.

On December 17th and18th from 1 to 8pm, June Rosen Lopez opens her home and gallery for the annual jewelry exhibit of her work.

Another year has gone by and it has been a trying time for many of us.

But as the holiday approaches, it is time to turn a page. Let’s celebrate our good fortune to be here in this beautiful place surrounded by nature’s magnificence and share the love with our friends, both old and new. It is a time to enjoy the families we have created here whether by blood or love that our wonderful Vallarta has fostered.

It is for this reason that June Rosen Lopez has her annual Gallery sale and opens her home for people to get together and see the collection she has created.

Many know Junes work, but for those who do not, she has been creating and working as a silversmith since 1973, working and studying in Mexico and New York City.

When you view her work and talk to her you can see the love she puts into each piece. You can feel her connection to each stone.

This is truly the perfect place to buy a special gift for someone or treat yourself. One thing that really stands out with June’s work is her very reasonable prices, considering the workmanship of the pieces.

She also has other lines from other crafts people. There are an amazing variety of designs, styles and price ranges.

Whether you are just here for a short visit or have lived here forever, you will feel welcome at June’s Open House! Enjoy some of the delicious treats she serves and have a toast!

This is an opportunity for you to experience the warmth of the Vallarta community. Oh by the way, it is perfect for husbands; they get to chat with the other husbands while their wives check out the jewels!

June Rosen Gallery is on the same street as the new pier, going up the hill past Olas Altas. It is on the corner of Francisca Rodriquez and Pino Suarez, across from the construction site of Pier 57.

One more thing, 10% of this years holiday party sales will be going to the charitable organization “Corazón de Niña”.

This is a family home for abused and abandoned children. Be sure to put this event on your must go calendar

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Don’t forget the KIDS!

Drop off your Christmas presents!

We are expecting over 500 children this year.

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Comings and Goings Marcia Blondin

Francisco I. Madero # 396 (Corner of Aguacate) Tel. (322) 223 2995 eye-metrics@hotmail.com Col. Emiliano Zapata, Puerto Vallarta, Jal.

Medical Matters Pam Thompson

marciavallarta@gmail.com Comings….

Paco Ojeda will be sharing Christmas Surprises this Thursday, the 8 th , at Los Mangos Librar y, 7 pm. Shar p.

(Actually, Paco will give you an additional three minutes to find a place to sit.) Paco’s music appreciation series is called Un Placer de Escuchar and takes place ever y second Thursday of the month. The cost is $35 pesos to cover librar y rental space…larger contributions are always appreciated! He is open to suggestions from his growing audience to feature what they want to hear/learn about. Any musical question or interest is welcome. I am intrigued by this week’s title and will have a full repor t next time in this column; I wonder what ‘sur prises’ Paco has in store?

“Love Letters” continue at the Boutique Theatre, Thursday, Friday and Saturday evenings at 6 pm. (See more about this play in From Here.)

If, like me, you didn’t get to Mexico City to see/hear the Rolling Stones a few months ago – here is a ver y cool concer t coming up: El Rio BBQBar is presenting Robert Wotherspoon’s “Jagger”. Think Mick Jagger a few decades ago: unstoppably sexy, provocative, trend-setting and here, Saturday night at 8 pm. Come early – like at 6:30, have a superb dinner and enjoy the show. I am hoping to hear Paint it Black…. …and Goings

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pamela@healthcareresourcespv.com I have my sock. Elvis Presley had his silk scar ves and the Blues Brothers unceremoniously chuck white tube socks into their audiences to provide overhead whirligigs that flash in time with their infectious songs and dance routines. A decidedly happy crowd also helped celebrate El Rio owner Kurt Sinner ’s bir thday. The Las Vegas-based Ken Levine and Jeff Fairchild - in their second visit to El Rio - become the Soul Men, The Blues Brothers, to a tee. Make that a tube sock. They sang, they danced, they involved the audience in a decided romp that left everyone breathlessly happy they ventured out to Paso Ancho for the evening.

River of Arte 2016 is over. Oscar ’s restaurant was jam packed with easels, ar tists, paintings, happy buyers and sellers making a difference in the lives of dogs and cats in Vallar ta.

Exactly how much money was raised to fund the continuing FREE Colina Spay and Neuter Clinic isn’t known as of this writing. The organizers scrambled like mad to get everyone under cover from the unseasonable torrential rain that fell almost all Sunday long. In typical Vallar ta style, the show went on, with huge smiles despite the carefully made plans turned upside down. Bravo to Carolina, Colette, Marcia, all the volunteers and the soaking-wet people who ventured out to help. Thank you all and see you at next year’s River of Arte 2017.

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Lyme Disease: Dr. Omar Morales

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little over a year ago when I began working with Dr. Omar Morales who is a “tick-born disease specialist” (Lyme disease), I said to him: “You have no idea what is coming”. We had just begun receiving a few patients diagnosed with Lyme disease with people travelling to Puerto Vallarta and staying here for a 6-7 week treatment. I think he did not believe me. Now a year later, I still say to him “You have no idea what is coming”.

In the past year he has treated “Lymies” (as they are called) from all over North America, Australia and Europe.

And there will be many, many more as various, well-respected Lyme disease physicians are now sending their patients here for treatment by Dr. Omar.

His staff has tripled. He is building a new clinic.

There is now a wait not just for a phone consult with Dr. Omar but for a date to schedule treatment to begin. Not a super-long wait but a wait.

Dr. Omar is the only physician in all of Mexico who is a member of ILADS (International Lyme and Associated Diseases Society). He recently attended the ILADS conference in Philadelphia, connecting even further with worldwide specialists. I do not claim to understand everything about Lyme disease and/or the treatments.

This is a learning process for me. When I asked Dr. Omar: “In layman’s terms and as simple and short as possible, please explain what Lyme disease is”. He says: “Lyme disease is a world-wide infectious disease caused by microscopic bacteria carried by ticks.”

For the best explanation, I recommend that you watch the video (on YouTube) “Under Our Skin”. Link: https://youtu.be/RWFFiIZgr6U There is also a second part out now called “Emergence”.

The connection between Lyme disease and Alzheimer’s (IMHO) is fascinating. The patients are intense.

The treatment is intense. The work is intense. Do we have Lyme disease cases in the area? Since 2007, four cases were reported by an associate researcher at the Infectious Disease Research Unit in Mexico City.

The four patients who had received tick bites while visiting forests in Mexico had skin lesions that met the case definition for Lyme

disease which tested positive to immunological testing. Currently there is no updated information but more importantly, only a few doctors recognize the disease and even fewer study it. Ticks have no boundaries or borders.

There are other associated diseases.

I am not writing about this to have people live in fear of getting Lyme disease! I choose to write about Dr. Omar Morales, who though at times, drives me absolutely insane for various reasons (he is so busy) but to give a huge shout out and bravo to him and how very proud I am to be associated with him.

Medical tourism is not only people coming here for plastic surgery and such, but for something as debilitating as Lyme disease.

People who have been given the run-around for years and as well, have suffered for years, now have Dr. Omar Morales to give them some hope.

Again, we have some stellar physicians here! Website: www.lymediseasemexico. com Have a dazzling week!

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SPCA of Puerto Vallarta

By Janice Gonzalez

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y most sincere apologies to the wonderfully talented Josef Kandoll Wepplo who took all those amazing photographs during our annual fundraiser. I shared a number of his photos in my last newsletter but did not acknowledge Josef.

Mea culpa! We love you Josef and appreciate what you do for us each year.

Speaking of…you can sign up for our weekly newsletter on line by going to our Facebook page (SPCA Puerto Vallarta) and selecting the Join Email List option in the left hand list box.

And this report from our board member Mark McCoy: “We will remember last Saturday’s Farmer’s Market as the “wash out” Market of 2016. In the late morning the sky opened up with a tropical downpour. The Market was pretty crowded and immediately everyone sought shelter under the 80+ vendor tents, including the SPCA tent.

Joan Seiwald and her daughter Lisa, who are committed cat lovers from San Francisco, joined us under the SPCA tent.

After 30 minutes and about an inch of rain we packed up our stuff and headed for a nearby restaurant for lunch and our favorite beverage. We would like to thank Sheila Allison for her generous $1000 peso donation to the PVSPCA and we also

received an anonymous 500 peso donation.

The SPCA pet calendar for 2017 is for sale at our Market Table for $250 pesos or $15 US dollars. This calendar makes a nice Christmas gift and at the same time helps us rescue cats and dogs in Mexico.

We have begun collecting pictures and information for out 2018 pet calendar. For a $100 US dollar donation your pet can represent a month in the 2018 calendar. You can contact Lynnette at lyfa21@hotmail. co.uk if you would like to buy a month in our 2018 calendar.

Thanks to our volunteers Lynnette, Doreen, Michelle and Bryan.” And thanks also to you Mark for your report.

Come and spend a rewarding afternoon cuddling the animals at Puerto Vallarta’s SPCA Sanctuary. Reservations to visit the sanctuary need to be made in advance.

To make a reservation, contact us at spcapv@gmail. com. We appreciate any donations you can bring for our rescues and also please feel free to bring treats for sanctuary staff as they truly appreciate it.

Get involved…rescue, adopt, foster, volunteer, donate or educate.

Contact us at spcapv@gmail.com. You can learn more about the SPCA Puerto Vallarta by checking us out at www.spcapv.com/home or on Facebook.

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Creative

by Alejandro Linares Garcia.

hands of Mexico Leigh Thelmadatter

osomadre@hotmail.com

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he precarious position of San Pablito and its amate paper.

Sometimes success can be your own worst enemy. If you have browsed the handcrafts for sale in the tourist areas of Mexico, you may have seen amate paper, quite likely as a brown background to intricate paintings in bright colors. If you are looking at the genuine article, the painting is done by Nahua people in Guerrero state. The paper is made

by Otomi people in the north of the state of Puebla. While it may look old and traditional, its actually a recent marriage brought about by chance and the need to make money from Mexico’s tourist trade. Both the pain-

ting style and the paper separately have long traditions. The painting style is derived from that of Guerrero Nahua pottery (although this has been modified to foreign tastes) and the paper is a kind of bark paper made since the pre Hispanic period.

The marriage of the two came in the 1970s, when Nahua vendors and Otomi vendors began selling their respective products in Mexico City markets. As pottery is heavy and difficult to transport to tourist venues such as Acapulco, the Nahuas began buying Otomi paper and painting it with pottery designs. This was quite successful as it is not only easier for the Nahuas, but for tourists to bring

Amate paper drying in San Pablito (by Luis Fernando Orozco Madero)

by Alejandro Linares Garcia.

Leigh Thelmadatter is a profesor at Tec de Monterrey, Mexico City, Wikipedian, and semi-professional researcher on Mexican handcrafts and folk arts. She has a blog called Creative Hands of Mexico and is working on a book on Mexican paper maché.

Wall hanging at the Gallery Museum in San Pablito home as well. As for the Otomi, they are one of very few communities

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who have made amate paper since the Spanish Conquest, as colonial authorities banned its manufactur because of its ritual uses. Indeed, until the latter 20th century, all amate made in the San Pablito region was for ritual uses, as the area’s extremely rugged terrain made enforcing Mexico City edicts almost impossible.

San Pablito is a small town located on the side of a steep ravine in a region known as the Sierra Norte de Puebla, about 3 hours northeast of Mexico City. The steepness of the terrain is not just due to the mountains, but also the climate, which is very humid with moisture from the Gulf of Mexico crashing against the mountains and falling as rain. This means that the almost-constantly moist soil has numerous springs and is subject to frequent landslides. Driving in the area can be quite hazardous, as frequent fog can obscure often washed out or fallen roads cut into the sides of the mountains and valleys. It does not matter if said road is paved or not, and often it is not. San Pablito is part of the municipality headed by the nearby larger town of Pahuatlan, which is relatively easy to get to, but to get from there to San Pablito, one must drive cautiously to the bottom of a large steep ravine, cross the San Marcos River, then wind their way up again halfway up the other side, hope that enough road width remains for the vehicle.

Traditionally, the paper was made here for cut-out figures used for pre

Hispanic rituals which have survived to the present day. Catholicism is practiced by the people here, but it is highly mixed with veneration to good and evil entities, conducted by shamans. The cut-outs generally are representations of these entities. While there are other places that still make amate for similar purposes, San Pablito is the only community that has shifted to creating the paper commercially. This is necessity for a region where most men have migrated out to Mexico City or the United States to work, leaving women and children behind to depend on these crafts.

Although the Otomi have worked to commercialize the paper themselves, making wall hangings, note books and other items for market, most of the production is still sold wholesale to the Nahuas. However, the success of this venture has taken a significant environmental toll. The money that has come in has gone into building solid and heavy cinderblock homes and other buildings, which are problematic due to the steep terrain and unstable soil. The large-scale production of the paper has taken a toll on the surrounding forest, as artisans still depend on bark collected from a kind of fig (genus Ficus) tree in the wild around the town, instead of through cultivation. Those who provide this bark must now venture further to find the material.

The demands of the tourist market are for lighter shades of paper and often with bright colors. This means the use of strong industrial bleaches and dyes to obtain these colors, which find their way down into the San Marcus River and beyond.

It is interesting that the tree species grows in a number of zones in central Mexico and cultivating the tree is relatively easy, with trees needing only six or seven years to reach sufficient maturity to shed the necessary bark. Of course the problem with this is getting such bark to San Pablito, so it remains to be seen if the town will remain the only commercial amate paper producer in the future.

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My Life In Vallarta

By Lois Ellison

loell87@yahoo.com

Immerse Yourself

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f this is your first visit to Puerto Vallarta, you might not realize that you’ve arrived just in time to experience the finale of one of the cultural highlights of Mexico.

If you’ve been here before, you probably know what I’m talking about. It is the Festival of the Virgin of Guadalupe, also known as the Guadalupana.

By the time you read this, it will be the final days of this incredible event, which culminates on December 12th. Nothing you read in this paper or any other resource can prepare you for the fervor and faith you will witness. Just imagine thousands of participants wending their way to the Church where they are greeted and blessed by a priest.

So what is it and why should I go, you ask. This twelve day festival is an annual pilgrimage honoring the Our Lady of Guadalupe, patron saint of Mexico. Her ubiquitous image is no doubt familiar to you: a

brown skinned Virgin Mary wearing a blue-green mantle, surrounded by light. The story of Guadalupe represents the fusion of ancient Mexican beliefs with Catholicism which occurred during a miracle involving a young man named Juan Diego.

The details of the miracle are presented in a myriad of ways during this twelve day event. Not only will you witness Aztec dancers and floats representing Guadalupe and Juan Diego, but you will also see bands, Mariachi, and thousands of pilgrims carrying candles and singing songs of praise and thanksgiving.

Whether or not you believe in the religious aspects of this story, spending some time watching provides great insight into your host country and the Mexican people. It is a mélange of the sacred and the secular. Not to mention, it is an awe inspiring and often life changing experience.

You may be wondering where the best place is to witness these

pilgrimages. Many observers will gather on the corner of Juarez, next to City Hall and opposite the Church. While it is true that all the groups pass by that spot and turn towards the Church, the sheer size of the crowds can render it impossible to see anything other than the tops of people’s heads.

Besides, the groups are often at a standstill packed like sardines, awaiting their turn to enter the Church, so you don’t get to see the dancing and other performances.

Most of the groups arrive via Juarez, although during the final days, some come from south of town, even walking all the way from Mismaloya.

My recommendation is that you walk north on Juarez, stopping along the route whenever something catches your attention.

You will have ample time to pick up some great street food as you wander: Tacos al pastor, pozole, pies and cakes; fruity beverages and luscious snack items. Just thinking about it makes my mouth water. While you’re at it you can pick up some fun Christmas hats for the little ones in your life. These are handmade and, at todays exchange rates, almost free.

It isn’t just the pageantry, the music and the food though. It is the people. Until you experience it yourself, it’s hard to imagine the joy and humility reflected in the faces of the participants. For many this is the apex of their religious year.

Do you hear those church bells ringing day and night?

They are calling you to observe these pilgrimages. Go today, before it’s too late. From December 9th until midnight on the 12th, the festivities will go on round the clock. There is no better time than right now. You’ve

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chosen Mexico for your vacation.

Why not immerse yourself in the season’s greatest cultural display?

In just a few hours you can absorb a lifetime of memories.

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Bitcoin and virtual currencies

Roberto Ortiz de Montellano Farias

tax@orlandogotay.com

roberto@ortizdemontellano.com

Orlando Gotay is a California licensed tax attorney (with a Master of Laws in Taxation) admitted to practice before the IRS, the U.S. Tax Court and other taxing agencies. His love of things Mexican has led him to devote part of his practice to the tax matters of U.S. expats in Mexico. He can be reached at tax@orlandogotay.com. This is solely informational, not legal advice; consult your advisor.

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Closing Coordinator and Real Estate Attorney: Is there a

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Orlando Gotay, Tax Attorney

hen I first heard of bitcoin, I thought it was imaginary currency used in imaginary online games. As it turns out, virtual currency is something that has literally exploded in terms of use, acceptance and value. No longer the arcane province of “techies”, ordinary persons use virtual currencies to create significant holdings anonymously, able to move and convert them into “real” currency with little effort.

This is not meant to be a tutorial on bitcoin, but I certainly invite you to look into the subject. I know, some folks have a difficult time with pesos and dollars, but the fact remains, these are new ‘de facto’ currencies.

Countries have taken different approaches as to what to do about virtual currencies.

Some say they are outright illegal; some have stated they cannot be regulated. In confusing, and somewhat nebulous statements, the Bank of Mexico and the SAT (the Mexican IRS) have equated them to cash, applying to bitcoin the same restrictions applicable to cash transactions. The IRS issued guidelines treating bitcoin like any other noncash property. If sold or exchanged, there can be a taxable event.

As of January 2016, it was reported that more than 100,000 merchants globally wereaccepting bitcoin payments with businesses such as Overstock.com, Home

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Depot, DirectTV, Dell,Microsoft, Amazon, and Expedia topping the list. By late 2016, the number of merchants was forecast to grow to 150,000. With bitcoin, a user can buy webhosting services, cars, homes, and even pizza and manicures.

The IRS is concerned (of course) about people working and getting paid in bitcoin, leaving no trace. Paradoxically, all virtual currency transactions are public. The rub is that no one except the parties, knows who is behind a specific transaction. That, as you can imagine, makes the taxman very, very jittery.

It is perhaps why I was not surprised to learn a few days back of a successful effort by the IRS to serve a court approved summons—an order to turn over documents—to Coinbase, Inc., of San Francisco.

The summons orders Coinbase to turn over the names of all U.S. persons who conducted transactions in a convertible virtual currency from 2013-2015. Obviously not all persons involved are suspected of doing anything wrong, but the IRS will look into these documents to ascertain the level of compliance with the tax laws of these persons. More to follow…this chapter is far from over.

Food for thought: Could a bitcoin “wallet” be considered a “foreign financial account” for FBAR purposes?

Roberto Ortiz de Montellano is a Mexican-Licensed Attorney at Law with over twenty years of professional legal experience. He started his own practice in Puerto Vallarta two years ago.

His areas of expertise focuses primarily on Real Estate Law, Business Law and Estate Planning. www.ortizdemontellano.com

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he precept that lawyers have the legal and moral obligation to act in their client’s best interest seems to apply in any legal system, and Mexico is no exception. If you are buying a property in Puerto Vallarta and you hire a real estate attorney, this attorney should work only for you, without having other interests, including the interests of the real estate agents or the developer.

In Puerto Vallarta, it is a common practice for closings to be handled by what is called a Closing Coordinator (which would be the equivalent to a closing agent in the U.S. and Canada). Most of the time this closing coordinator is also a Mexican-licensed attorney.

However, in real estate transactions there are differences between what a Closing Coordinator does and what a Real Estate Attorney does.

So how is the Closing Coordinator and the Real Estate Attorney different?

A Closing Coordinator is neutral, and therefore they do not represent either the buyer or seller. The job of the Closing Coordinator is to put together all the paper work so that closing takes place on the date established in the offer. The Closing Coordinator is chosen by the Real Estate Agent who represents the buyer and therefore the Closing Coordinator considers the agent as a client.

The Closing Coordinator gets paid a portion from the fees charged by Notary Public that grants the purchase deed.

On the other hand, a Real Estate Attorney

is chosen and hired specifically by either buyer or seller and therefore represents only the interests of the party who hired them and will represent their client exclusively in this transaction. Among other things, a Real Estate Attorney will review any document for his client, do a title research, and negotiate the terms of contracts - always representing the interests of their client. A Real Estate Attorney gets paid directly by the client by charging a specific fee.

When in doubt about for whom a lawyer is working for … follow the money!

If a Closing Coordinator tells you that he or she will represent your interests without any charge or by charging a commission to the Notary, then that representation is likely a conflict of interest.

If you hire a lawyer specifically to represent you and handle the closing, ask the lawyer the closing cost estimate. If the answer is that they charging no fees or that they are paid through commission from the Notary, this could also turn into a conflict of interests.

You should establish the legal fees and sign a contract where the fees and duties of the attorney are clearly stated. This way you’ll have a better guarantee that this attorney will act in your best interest.

There is a saying that goes: “He who pays the piper calls the tune”. This is true for any profession and now you know how to get proper legal representation in the purchase of your property in Puerto Vallarta.

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Paradise

and Parenting

Marcia Blondin

Leza Warkentin

marciavallarta@gmail.com

mommyinmexico.wordpress.com

My Spirit Animal

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ne day when I was a little girl I saw a butterfly and really stopped to watch it. I have always loved butterflies, but I think it’s that day that I realized that the delicately winged creature was, indeed, my spirit animal. Not because of a physical resemblance, of course. Sure, it’s a lovely creature, and I have finally figured out a technique for eye liner, but that’s not where the similarities are most noticeable.

When I watched that one butterfly for just five minutes, it became easily apparent that this little insect had no idea what she was doing. Yes, she was hopping from flower to flower, but at least three times she fell off and had to work those wings just to get back to a safe landing space again. Trying not to zoom into a free fall, she’d get herself flapping back up to a new petal. But then she seemed to decide that she had something important to do elsewhere and would zip around madly for awhile in at least five different directions before landing on another blossom.

Even in my eleven-year-old mind, I knew who that reminded of, and that hasn’t changed over the years. I like a big overall plan, but getting down to those details can throw my focus. So I end up fluttering from thing to thing until I’ve missed a deadline, or forgotten it altogether (kind of this one mostly). As a mother, my form of parenting could be described as “butterfly parenting”. I flit from issue to issue, trying to solve them all, and get all flustered and solve pretty much nothing.

This past summer, I cleaned out my house and realized how hard it was for me to finish that task. I would start out with one bookshelf and end up spending hours poring over baby photos that have never been placed in an actual album (and to this day have not). I knew then that I needed to get a little control into my life. Yes, that’s right, thirty-two years after my butterfly revelation I finally get around to formulating a plan. And yes, I realize how true to my spirit animal that probably is.

Things have been going sort of okay. I have accomplished these things so far: Clean uniforms four days out of five (and I can find them about 75% of the time as well) I know what assignments are due and tests are happening about 70% of the time, which is because that’s the percentage of the days that I remember to check their agendas (and WhatsApp mom chats help for the other 30%) I have their after school activities organized on a finely tuned driving schedule that

leaves no room for stops at the Oxxo for snacks (this is probably the most ingenious part of my transformation) Next steps: Grocery shopping Cooking You might think that an event as big as Christmas could possibly trip up my newfound organizational skill set. You might be right. But I have been purposeful about this and I believe that this holiday season everyone is going to be impressed with the new me. However, I admit that so far it has been a bit of a rocky start.

For example, I thought that I would craft some homemade decorations, because that is what proper mothers do for their children. I chose something easy, a twine ball made by wrapping thick raffia string around a balloon, dipping it in glue and letting it dry. It’s a craft I make all the time with my kindergarten students, except that I let my assistants help them make it while I am working at things that don’t require as much manual dexterity, like writing.

As it turns out, I maybe should have at least watched, because my festive twine balls ended up looking as though the neighborhood cat had played with them, eaten them, and then coughed them up. And, in my distress, I forgot to do the laundry, and thus had a minor setback the next day involving my child not wishing to wear a physical education uniform from two years ago.

So I think my transformation may require some baby steps, and me leaving the decoration-making crafts to the five-year-old professionals. I’ll set up the tree today and put on some Christmas carols. After I turn on the washing machine. After.

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he bells! The bells! Feeling like Quasimodo living so close to the Church during these days of Guadalupe.

Six in the morning is particularly early now that the weather has become downright Arctic in nature with freezing (well….) rain. I am trying to remember the last time I used the words “dreary” and “cold” in the same sentence as “Puerto Vallarta”. At any rate, for those tourists who sat huddled under blankets in your hotel rooms instead of sprawling by the pool this past weekend, our collective apologies for the nasty weather!

Vallarta CoWork had another Meet and Greet last week. For those of you looking for a work-environment that includes highspeed Internet and peace and quiet – even if it’s just to answer your emails without interruption, find them upstairs on Morelos over the bank. Next get together is December 20th, 6 pm; rumour has it pizza and beer…

I would normally put a review in my other column “Comings and Goings”, however, ‘Love Letters’, currently playing at

the Boutique Theatre deserves a bit more space.

This production, directed by Ralph Hyman, stars Karrie and Ken Sebryk, owners of the Boutique. Ken and Karrie have renovated and re-renovated many stages over the years in Vallarta and have been knocked sideways by circumstances that would have sent lesser mortals scrambling for a plane to get the hell out of Dodge but not the Sebryks. Those of us who know them as a couple and have watched them constantly reinventing themselves and rising above diversity to carry on their theatrical path, ‘Love Letters’ has given them yet another role to play. Watching ‘Love Letters’ on Opening Night proved a tour de force in both their careers – they invoked smiles and laughter, wistfulness and pain and poked hard at that peculiar longing each of us has close to our hearts that love will conquer all and knowing intellectually that, of course, it cannot.

‘Love Letters’ runs Thursday, Friday and Saturday this coming week. It is beautiful. Go. And that’s it From Here.

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The humpbacks return

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n the past few week’s sightings of the returning humpback whales have been spotted around Banderas Bay. Official whale watching season has just begun and will run until the end of March. Last year’s numbers were down because the water was too warm. This year looks promising with increased sightings early in the season.

The Puerto Vallarta Humpback Whales return from their summer feeding grounds along the Pacific coast (from California to Alaska) to the Sea of Cortez beginning in November of every year. By the start of the official Puerto Vallarta whale watching season, December 15th, the population of Humpback whales in the Bay of Banderas in Puerto Vallarta all but guarantees multiple whale encounters on every tour.

Humpback whales are a cosmopolitan species, found in most of the world’s oceans. In the north Pacific, the population has made an impressive comeback in the past 40 years.

Humpback whales were heavily targeted by commercial whaling in the north Pacific until 1966; by

the end of this harvest, there may have been as few as 1400 humpbacks left. However, a recent study ‘SPLASH’ (Structure of Populations, Levels of Abundance and Status of Humpbacks) now estimates this population has rebounded to 18,000-20,000.

The north Pacific population of humpback whales makes long distance migrations. They range from winter breeding grounds in southern latitudes (Hawaii, Mexico, and Southern Asia) to northern feeding areas from California to Alaska and Russia where they spend the summer months. Humpbacks show great fidelity to their feeding areas and British Columbia is split into two separate regions.

The southeast Alaska/northern British Columbia region is estimated to have a population of 3,000-5,000 whales, while the southern BC/ Washington population is approximately 200-400 whales. There also appears to be a correlation between feeding and breeding grounds.

The majority of humpback whales feeding in northern BC appear to be

wintering in Hawaii. The southern BC whales have animals that have been re-sighted off mainland Mexico, as well as Hawaii.

The colder, coastal waters that humpbacks frequent in the summer months are rich in prey, including small schooling fish such as herring, capelin, sandlance and pilchard, as well as krill. Humpback whales are known as a ‘rorqual whale’, which means they have long pleats from their lower jaw to their abdomen that allows the throat to expand, allowing in huge amounts of food-filled water while feeding. Humpbacks then use baleen as a sieve to trap food while removing the salt water.

Humpback whales employ several feeding techniques to obtain these mouthfuls; most spectacularly: bubble-netting, where one to several animals may create a circular wall of bubbles to concentrate food before lunging through it.

Breeding in humpbacks whales is very seasonal, occurring in the winter in tropical/sub-tropical areas.

In these areas, males sing long, complex songs.

The songs are specific to breeding areas and seem to evolve from year to year.

These songs are likely used to attract females, though they may also be used in social ordering and competition among males.

The gestation is approximately 11 months, calves being born between December and April in the north Pacific. A calf will spend about one year with its mother before becoming independent.

Females typically have a calf every 2-3 years, though annual breeding is not unheard of. Besides the mother-calf pairs, humpback whales are not known to have longterm social bonds. In the North Atlantic, both sexes reach sexual maturity around 5 years, but it is unclear whether this is true for the north Pacific population. The lifespan of the humpback whale is still unknown, though it is believed to be at least 48 years.

Humpback whales are identified by the underside and trailing edge of their tail flukes; each one is different just like a fingerprint.

Of all the baleen whales, humpbacks are most likely to engage in surface activities such as breaching and slapping their tail flukes and pectoral fins.

These behaviours most likely have many different meanings under different contexts.

The social organization of the Humpback Whale is characterized by small unstable groups, and individuals typically associate with many companions on both feeding and breeding grounds. Males typically stay longer on breeding grounds than females.

Their aim is to try to mate with several females during a season if possible. Pregnant females spend less time in the mating grounds, preferring to return quickly to feeding grounds to accumulate as much blubber as possible to be able to care for their calf.

Although both male and female Humpback Whales do vocalize, the male is especially well recognized

for its long and complex songs. The songs are believed to be primarily a method of attracting a suitable mate.

Songs can be up to 20 minutes long and Whales sing the same song in a given population, which changes over time.

Humpback Whales are also known for their acrobatic behavior.

During a Whale watching tour in Puerto Vallarta it is common to see an array of behaviors.

This makes for a wonderful experience and creates amazing photo opportunities. We often see tail slaps, head lunges, spy hopping and the amazing Humpback launching itself from the ocean in a full breach.

In the Bay of Banderas there are many reputable whale watching tour companies. Please do your due diligence and choose one that acts to preserve and protect this magnificent species while maintaining your safety. Some recommended tour companies include: Ocean Friendly: Run by Oscar Frey who has been studying the whales in Banderas Bay since the 1990’s, all tours are led by a bilingual marine scientist, naturalists and a specialized safety trained crew. Offering daily and customized tourswww.oceanfriendly.com/ Rock Star Sailor: Rick Taylor offers private whale watching charters on his sailboat. With simple to luxurious amenities you can customize your day to be the best day imaginable. www.rockstarsailor.com Wildlife Connection: Run by Maru Rodriguez Wildlife Connection is dedicated to the study and conservation of dolphins and whales. Specialized tours are organized to offer an opportunity to experience close contact with nature and its wild animals (whales, dolphins, marine turtles, birds).

These tours, apart of their educational purpose, represent a source of funds for continued research and conservation programs. www.wildlifeconnection.com Source: wildwhales.org whalewatchvallarta.com

Every Saturday November thru April from 9am - 2pm

This week at the Farmer’s Market you will find great things!

Nested in the heart of Old Town in Puerto Vallarta, every Saturday from 9AM to 2PM during November thru April, you will find a picturesque tropical Open-Market situated in the beautiful Lazaro Cardenas park.

Offering an array of authentic Mexican and international delicacies such as Gourmet Tamales, Artisan Breads and Cheeses, Gluten-Free Cakes, local Coffee and Honey, Virgin Coconut Oil and Skin Elixirs, Fresh Cut Flowers and Vegetables.

Arts and Crafts, Jewelry

with pure Silver and Pearls, tailored made dresses and bikinis, hand-rolled cigars and Live Entertainment.

Come to enjoy this great family atmosphere and find a treasured-gift to take home with you or come hungry, have a bite and have fun!

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Puerto Vallarta’s most popular farmer’s market is every saturday in Lazaro Cardena Park.

Stop by from 9-2pm to pick-up: Fresh made meals to eat now or bring home Baked goods including Gluten Free products Organic Fruits and Veggies, Fresh cut flowers Cheeses, Yoghurt, Sauces, Salsas Handmade jewelry, gifts, baskets Musical instruments Soaps and lotions Clothing, shoes, bikinis Greeting cards, calendars

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Day of the Virgin of Guadalupe in Mexico

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t is believed that a farmer named Juan Diego encountered the Virgin Mary twice in Mexico City, on December 9 and December 12 in 1531. According to legend, Mary told Juan to ask the bishop to build a church on Tepeyac Hill. However, the bishop needed proof of Juan’s encounter and asked for a miracle.

Juan returned to the hill to see roses in a spot where there were previously cacti. When Juan Diego returned, he showed the roses to the archbishop and also revealed an image on his cloak of the Lady of Guadalupe. The bishop was convinced of the miracle and built a church in honor of the event.

According to the story of the Lady of Guadalupe, Mary spoke in the Nahuatl language when she appeared to Diego. It is said that millions of indigenous people in Mexico were converted to Catholicism as a result of her appearance and miracle.

In Puerto Vallarta, there are twelve days of pilgrimages through the streets of downtown beginning on December 1st and ending on December 12th in celebration of the Virgin of Guadalupe. Thousands of residents and visitors travel to the city center to take part in the nighty pilgrimages’. People line the streets to watch the festivities each night.

There are dozens of food vendors set up along the procession serving traditional foods such as tamales and atole, along with tacos, hamburgers and the usual street food. There is music, dancing, costumes and many smiling faces.

It is a wonderful experience to witness one of the most traditional celebrations in Mexico’s Catholic festivities.

At the basilica in Mexico City

it is estimated over seven million people pass through the doors during these twelve days. It is the most visited basilica in Latin America.

Public celebrations, or fiestas, are held in honor of Mary, the Virgin of Guadalupe, on December 12.

Catholics from across Mexico and other countries pay pilgrimage to see an image of Mary (Virgen Morena), believed to be authentic, in the Basilica of Guadalupe in Mexico City. Children are dressed in traditional costumes and are blessed in churches.

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Music As A Refuge

By John Warren

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usic was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness.” These words, written by Maya Angelou, have a poignancy that relate to the lives of many children in Puerto Vallarta. Maya was black and grew up in Missouri and Arkansas.

She had a very tough childhood, like many children here, but she became a leader in the Civil Rights movement when she was 30 and, eventually, a world-renowned author, poet, playwright and movie director. Another of the memorable things she said is: I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.

That’s a statement that Kharla Barragan lives by. Kharla runs ALAS, Escuela de Canto. (WINGS, school of song) and her purpose in life is to teach kids to sing and, more importantly, to feel good about themselves. Her students come from all types of families in PV. From rich families, from poor ones; from safe, loving families and from those where the parents are uncaring and cruel.

Kharla was a child prodigy. In the words of the Abba song, she could dance before she could walk and she could sing before she could talk. Her parents put her in music school and in conservatories and she was so good as a musician and a singer that she performed in major productions on stages throughout Mexico City. Her ambition

was to be famous. There, however, her musical career came to a crashing halt with a very bad personal experience that caused her to decide that she wanted nothing more to do with music or the people involved in it. She quit.

After some time in university studying communications she managed to get a job with a newspaper in Puerto Vallarta and, for two or three years, worked at that.

But her personal life was unhappy.

She had always had an interest in psychology and during her spare time she read many books and tried to find her inner peace and happiness by learning the benefits of being positive to herself and helpful to others.

One day, in 2012, a friend of hers, Salvador, asked her to help him to put on a concert with a group of teenagers that he was working with. She refused. Salvador phoned and phoned and phoned. Eventually she said Yes and the concert went ahead. She and Salvador continued to work with the kids and a few of them asked her to give them private music lessons.

Then, another setback. The newspaper she was working for closed and she was without a paycheque. She realised that working with teenagers who could pay for music lessons was a way out of her problem and she advertised for students and soon had a dozen or so. But word spread and more and more kids came to her door. Some could pay and some couldn’t. It didn’t matter. Nobody was turned away.

But Kharla soon learned that not only did some kids have serious

problems in their home but also, in some schools, the level of bullying is at a dangerous level. This year two of her students have tried to commit suicide and five others have mutilated themselves by cutting their arms and legs. Kharla does the best she can to help all her children by providing a respectful, positive and loving space for the kids to learn to sing. She has a professional psychologist travel from Guadalajara to PV to provide counselling to about 40 kids once a month.

Kharla raises money for ALAS by charging fees to some of her students and by performing as a musician/singer at parties and other gigs around the Bay of Banderas. The only other funding ALAS receives is from the International Friendship Club (IFC).

Some members of IFC and myself were at a recent concert of ALAS. The place was packed with Mexican families supporting the singers and the atmosphere was electric. The love that was evident between Kharla and the kids and between the kids and Kharla was palpable. The tears running down many cheeks were simply tears of joy. Music is certainly a refuge for this group.

Free concerts by ALAS this month are at Plaza Galerias (Saturday 4th at 6:00pm and Wednesday 7th at 7:00pm) and at Plaza Caracol (Saturday 10th at 9:00pm, Sunday 18th at 6:00pm and Friday 23rd at 6:00pm). It will be a great, heart-warming experience, I promise!

IFC supports ALAS and about 20 other charities and projects in PV by running the famed Home Tours. For details, please see separate article.

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f you are just in town for a couple of weeks or for “the season” don’t miss out on the IFC Home Tours.

They started last week and attendance was 110 this year compared to 66 last year.

But seats are sold on a first-come-first-served basis and it would be a shame to show up and be told that all the seats were sold. So it’s best to buy your tickets online at www.ifctoursforvallarta.com or at the IFC office, which is located upstairs at the bridge where Insurgentes crosses the River Cuale.

One of last week’s reviews on Trip Advisor had this to say: Run by volunteers, and home owners who freely open their homes, our tour was amazing.

From the large air conditioned bus

driving on cobblestone streets, to the guides who shared information about the homes before we entered them, I’m glad we came. I wore flip flops and had no problems but there were many stairs (some without railings) and some cobblestone streets on our tour.

Buses leave from the Sea Monkey Restaurant (Aquiles Serdan , on the beach) at 10:30 on Tuesdays and Wednesdays and take you to four interesting and unique homes in PV. The tour lasts about three hours.

Tickets go on sale the day of the tour at the Sea Monkey at 9:00 so a good way to start the day is to get there early, buy your tickets and have coffee or a delicious on the beach.

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What to do around the bay

By Madeline Milne

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uerto Vallarta is located in the middle of Banderas Bay, one of the largest bays in Mexico at nearly 100km in length.

It is bounded in the north by Punta de Mita and in the south by Cabo Corrientes. It straddles the states of Jalisco and Nayarit, divided along the Ameca River.

The bay is home to many wonderful communities and an abundance of natural wonders. In the winter and spring seasons you can witness the awe inspiring beauty of the humpback whales as they calve in the warm waters of the bay, in the summer you can experience the majesty of the sea turtles hatching and returning to their watery world.

The fall brings renewed vigour to the mountains and rivers with the fresh rains and revived vegetation.

No matter when you visit, Puerto Vallarta and Riviera Nayarit will share their wonders with you.

Here is a selection of some of the many things you can do while visiting us.

Walking Tours - Take a tour through Puerto Vallarta’s Historic Downtown to learn about this city’s rich history, famous people, architecture, and cultural and ecological heritage; all this on an easy to moderate two-hour stroll led by a certified guide.

Be a Tourist - Even if you’re here on vacation for a month, there is no end to the number of top-notch activities you can do. Take a tour to Isla Marietas and the Hidden Beach, or spend the day snorkelling in Majahuitas, spend an afternoon at the zoo feeding the giraffe, check out the two water parks and for the brave: parasailing, bungee jumping and even sky diving.

Shopping in the Zona Romantica – this charming neighbourhood is also called Old Town and is a popular residential area for expats and Mexican families.

Along the main streets you will find shops galore, filled with wonderful authentic crafts, clothing, jewelry, excellent restaurants, spas, theaters and more.

Vibrant and friendly, this area offers an excellent day or two (or more!) of exploring. Close to Los Muertos beach, consider ending your day with a sunset margarita at any of the many beachfront restaurants.

Sunsets on the Malecon - Sitting on the edge of the Pacific Ocean never fails to give us a sunset each night. Grab a seat at any of the number of excellent bars and restaurants along the malecon, order your favourite cocktail and let it all slip away.

Once the sun has set, the malecon comes alive with families out for a stroll, plenty of live entertainment and later in the night, the nightclubs beckon.

Cooking Classes – Recognized as one of the world’s leading cuisines, there are a number of great schools in the Puerto Vallarta area that will teach you how to master tortilla soup, enchiladas, salsas and more.

Fresh seafood, abundant fruit and veggies and a sophisticated community make Vallarta a foodies dream destination. Look for a school that will take you to the markets or introduce you to the farmers and fishermen for a truly cultural experience.

Don’t want to cook? Try one of the Food Tours available.

Eat like a local and for three hours you will enjoy everything from Tacos to Pozole.

Art Galleries – It is said there are more galleries per capita in Puerto Vallarta than any other place in Mexico. Many of these galleries are along the side streets that run through Centro. Stop at the Tourism Office in the Main Plaza for a map or take advantage of their free walking tour.

Many galleries carry high quality local crafts, established Mexican and international artists and more.

Volunteer - There are many wonderful organizations across the Bay that can use your help. Both time or money will be appreciated.

On Sundays, the Brigada de Basura does a morning clean-up with the local children and then they all head to Que Pasa restaurant for breakfast, activities and friendship.

Ride the bus - Buses in Puerto Vallarta are an experience all their own. You can tell the general destination of the bus by what is written on the window. Costco, Sheraton, Centro, Mismaloya you can go just

about anywhere in this city on the bus. Only seven and a half pesos within Puerto Vallarta (per bus there are no transfers) this is a great way to explore the neighbourhoods. Head south on the bus and get a front row seat on some spectacular scenery on your way to the Vallarta Zoo. Or hop the Bucerias bus in front of Walmart and 30 minutes later you are exploring a charming beachside town.

Tip: Sit on the non-sunny side of the bus. Trust me. It gets hot.

Support Local Business - One of the most popular reasons visitors love Puerto Vallarta is because it’s a thriving city not just geared towards tourists.

A fine example of this is the many small businesses that you can find in ‘Centro’ including galleries, restaurants, clothing stores, spas and more. Venture off the malecon to find the perfect souvenir.

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Helping Hunger - Rotary Club Food Bank Fundraiser

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ear friends and guests who are visiting Puerto Vallarta, please join us in celebrating 100 years of service of The Rotary Foundation, the endowment fund of Rotary International, with the purpose of fighting hunger in Puerto Vallarta.

Congratulations to the Puerto Vallarta Sur Rotary Club which, for over 30 years, has provided humanitarian service in and around Puerto Vallarta through many projects to provide clean water, fight disease, build schools, encourage students to stay in school with scholarships for approximately 500 students per year in recent years, and support eye surgeries for needy seniors and children, among many other worthy projects.

In addition, for over 20 years the

Puerto Vallarta Sur Rotary Club has worked along with the more than 30,000 other Rotary Clubs around the world in the historic quest to eradicate polio worldwide. At this time, all countries in the world, except three, have been declared polio free thanks to the work of Rotary International and its partners.

Now the Puerto Vallarta Sur Rotary Club is targeting hunger in Puerto Vallarta by creating a food bank to feed families who are food insecure. Most of all we want to provide a meal for the children who go to school on an empty stomach.

Hungry children are often ill, can’t stay awake and can’t focus on learning.

The fundraiser for our food bank project will take place at The River Cafe on December 14, at 9:00 a.m.

Rotary’s motto in English is “Service Above Self”. The motto in Spanish “Dar de si antes de pensar en si” translates roughly into “give of yourself before thinking of yourself”.

In this centennial year of The Rotary Foundation, we wish to celebrate with all the wonderful people who think of others before they think of themselves by supporting the food bank project.You are invited to buy a kilo of love by donating a kilo (or more) of non-perishable food including rice, beans, sugar, cooking oil or bring an extra 200 pesos, which will buy more than 10 kilos of rice, beans or sugar at the humanitarian rate provided by our supplier.

For more information: clubrotario. sur@hotmail.com.

Price per person is $285 pesos or $15 USD.

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Cloth Art Doll Making Workshop

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n honor of the tropical seas, the mythical home to Mermaids and Mermen, spend two unforgettable days in Puerto Vallarta with master doll maker Rebecca Roth--founder of the Original Friends Dolls Prison Project. You will create your own Mermaid doll and learn doll-making techniques in the process.

WHEN: December 27th & 28th, 2016. 9am to 3pm WHERE: Hacienda Mosaico (Puerto Vallarta, Mexico) Calle Milan 274, Colonia Versalles http://www.haciendamosaico.com Questions about the workshop and to register contact Rebecca Roth: 01-387-761-0519.

Website: www.prisondolls.com Email: originalfriendsdolls@gmail.com

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T O T H E N O RT H A N D S O U T H Sayulita – A short 45 minutes north of the Puerto Vallarta International Airport, Sayulita is the surfers mecca of Riviera Nayarit.

A funky town with a wonderful protected beach, this laidback town has a hippie vibe with the organic cafes and the yoga studios to prove it. Visit the Huichol Cultural Centre for some wonderful hand-made beaded jewelry or grab a surf lesson from one of the many vendors on the beach.

Bucerias - Named for the oyster divers that dot the shore in front of the beach, this town is a mecca for snowbirds, most which seem to be of the Canadian Goose variety. Freshest seafood in the bay and a selection of excellent local bars and restaurants, this little town is plenty of fun. On Thursday evenings during high season there is the entertaining Artwalk and during the day plenty of

galleries and a couple markets great for souvenir shopping.

Conchas Chinas The south of Puerto Vallarta is a thick jungle full of adventure and excitement. Head south along the 200 highway and you will find the architecturally inspiring community of Conchas Chinas. The beach cove here is excellent for snorkeling.

Nogalito The first town South is that of Nogalito. Set back in the jungle it is a charming Mexican village that also is home to one of the most popular day tours - the Canopy Mundo Nogalito Tour with the only tunnel zip-line in town. If you’re feeling the heat, stop at the Punta Negra bridge and take a drip in the river.

Lovely fresh water, lots of little pools to splash in and rocks to dry off on. If you’re lucky, a vendor will come by with snacks and drinks - otherwise pack your own.

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Mismaloya 15 minutes further is Mismaloya, a small town set back from the water along a river that leads to the ocean and a number of beach restaurants. This bay looks onto Los Arcos and is a great place to grab a panga boat for a tour of the impressive rocks. If you have time, book a snorkel or dive trip.

This is one of the deepest ocean valleys in the world and home to turtles, whales, dolphins and the blue-footed Booby. Back behind the town, check out the Vallarta Zoo where you can play with baby monkeys, tigers and lions.

Boca de Tomatlan Boca de Tomatlan is the last town along the ocean and the place to grab a boat to the small beach communities of Quimixto, Las Animas and the very popular Yelapa. Looking for romance - book a table at the nearby Le Kliff for spectacular views and sunsets.

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Fun on the Riviera Nayarit

Cat Morgan www.rivieranayaritfun.com Cat@RivieraNayaritFun.com

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ola a todo! First, I must write that the Amigos de La Cruz welcome home party, “Party in White”, was a most fabulous party raising the “party bar” for other parties during the high season.

Everyone who came really outdid themselves with their gowns and suits. These parties in white are happening all over the country. One of the first parties held on August 8, 1974 was held in Chicago celebrating a birthday. Since then parties in white have become extremely popular for a variety of different events. The secret surprise location of the Amigos White Party was at the Jungle Club located in Alamar Condominiums in La Cruz, which, amazingly enough, was actually kept a secret!

La Cruz Amigos really pulled this one off with Steve and Nora coordinating, Amy Welch and the help of so many amigos, along with Alamar event manager.

The ladies hats, known as fascinators were incredible and created with so much imagination. Restaurant manager Martin with the chefs and staff from Frascati served up an amazing selection of appetizers, basil cocktails and the dinner was

superb. (I had the fish - delicious!)

The ever amazing Linda Ward (and I, but truthfully, 2/3 Linda) sold 50/50 tickets which grossed 9550 pesos, and netted 4780 pesos.

The winning Golf ticket was won by Bill Welch and Marianne Hodge, who then volunteered the tickets back for auction bringing $400.00 and $350.00 USD. The ten-piece band was fantastic and people danced the night away after dinner and into the evening. To view the photos please visit our RivieraNayaritFun Facebook page. facebook.com/allrivieranayaritfun/ If you would like a copy of a photo, only ask, and I would be happy to send one. Email me at Cat@RivieraNayaritFun.com Thanks to all of the La Cruz Amigos for yet another wonderful evening kicking off the high season in style.

More Amigos de La Cruz Events coming our way - mark your calendars: December 21 CHRISTMAS CONCERT Come hear the Bucerias Choir and the La Cruz Children’s Choir 100 pesos donation At Britannia Pub, Coral #65 Light Dinner Fare available, from 6-7:30 PM Please contact Shari, sdecterhirst@gmail.com

JANUARY 11 FASHION SHOW - Hosted by Gloria’s Place (Bucerias) Benefit Amigos de La Cruz de Huancaxtle, A.C. at Oso’s Fish Restaurant, Calle de Mar #4 (La Cruz Marina) Lunch and a Cocktail ….Word is the Firemen of La Cruz will model along with noted locals. Contact Patricia Spencer, spencerp@live.ca JANUARY 23 CABARET NIGHT Benefit Amigos de La Cruz de Huancaxtle, A.C.- Medical Program Octopus’s Garden, Coral #66 in La Cruz Contact Patricia Spencer for tickets spencerp@live.ca For more information on any of these events please contact www.amigosdelacruz.org San Pancho Turtles / Grupo Ecológico de la Costa Verde, A.C. The San Pancho turtle group always needs support in one way or another; via the dune buggy or patrolling the playa digging up nests to ensure survival. Here is a bit from the newsletter written by Frank Smith.

“By the end of November we recorded over 628 nests. 554 were placed in the box nursery, 44 nests were left on the beach

and 32 nests were taken by poachers. By the end of November we released over 35,978 hatchlings at a survival rate of 87.2%.

Since the box nursery is too cold in November, all nests found after mid-November have been relocated in special areas along the beach for their protection.

We will release in front of town until mid-January, when the last nest hatches.”

Please read the rest of the newsletter and volunteer in whatever way you can. http:// www.project-tortuga.org Tel. 311-258-4100 Other FUN… Enjoy the Wednesday Market in Bucerias across from Sandrina’s.

Live music Thrus, Fri and Sat evening at Esquina 22 Bar & Lounge / Bucerias Live music every Thursday evening with Zoe Wood at Tescalama Restaurant / La Cruz Every Friday at Black Forest Restaurant / La Cruz enjoy flamenco music with Latcho and Andrea.

Thanks for tuning in! For questions, or if you would like to place an ad for your business please email me at CatPVTribune@Gmail.com Thanks and create a super week!

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GREAT FOOD, GREAT ENTERTAINMENT & GREAT FUN Francisco I. Madero #134 Sur in Bucerias - CA/US: 780-628-5363 MEX: 329-298-1149 www.legendsbucerias.com

Friends & Neighbors,

We are so excited about the upcoming season at Villas Del Sol. We are continuing our efforts to provide quality entertainment combined with good food. This year will be Bigger, Better and Bolder with a new sound system and lighting.

BRENT STEWART AS

Rod Stewart

Legends Bucerias will be offering weekly shows at Villas Del Sol. Join us for a different mixture of variety acts, local musicians, and imported Tribute Artists.

Wait, there is more! Enjoy Breakfast or Lunch at our remodeled restaurant in Villas Del Sol. Open 7 days a week with a brand new menu - from 7am to 3pm.

Entertainment at Legends Bucerias COMING IN DECEMBER December 10 - Bill Culp - Bill Hayley Tribute December 18 - The Gueritas followed by Mikki Prost - Patsy Cline Tribute December 31 – New Years Eve Bash Doors open @ 6:00 pm All shows start @ 7:30 pm All Regular Shows are only $300.00 pesos Buy your tickets online! www.legendsbucerias.com

ELAINE’S FINE DINING AT VILLAS DEL SOL OPENING EARLY DECEMBER

Not one but two Award Winning Chefs, who have put together a menu guaranteed to provide an incredibly unique dining experience. Signature dishes, fine wines and liquors, incredible service and even a cigar bar. If that’s not enough you will be entertained nightly with Motown, R&B by Clinton Gallagher. We will offer service 6 days a week, Sunday through Friday between 5pm and 12am. www.elainesbucerias.com

Legends Bucerias will feature an amazing dinner with Entertainment by Clinton Gallagher and The Gecko Band to rock in the New Year!

Only $1500 Pesos Limited seating. Reservations required. www.legendsbucerias.com

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Michael Douglas And Catherine Zeta-Jones Bring Their Celebrity Status To The Riviera Nayarit

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hey enjoyed a few days in Sayulita and Punta de Mita to celebrate Thanksgiving and their 16th wedding anniversary.

The actor posted “We had a fabulous Thanksgiving family holiday in stunning Sayulita” on his Facebook account on November 28, 2016, just a few days after Thanksgiving. Catherine posted a picture of herself in a bikini on November 23rd.

Michael Douglas had already posted on his social media accounts back on November 22nd that he was in Mexico, without specifying where. On the photos he posted for the day the couple is seen surfing on their knees at what appears to be a beach in Punta de Mita. Another image reveals the US actor and his British wife were playing golf on the Pacífico Course Punta Mita, as the famed Hole 3B, known as “Tail of the Whale,” can clearly be seen in the background.

Via the two-time Oscar and three-time Golden Globe winner’s posts on social media it was possible to confirm the suspicions of the staff at The St. Regis Punta Mita Resort, who saw Zeta-

Jones enjoying the Remède Spa, obviously under a pseudonym.

Douglas and Zeta-Jones had been staying at a private ranch located in Punta Mita.

Both actors’ fame is helping to cement the Riviera Nayarit’s position as a luxury and nature destination beloved of celebrities; already high-powered media such as the Huffington Post is broadcasting their photos.

The couple marked their wedding 16th anniversary on November 18th and they decided to celebrate it with a stay at Mexico’s Pacific Treasure.

Riviera Nayarit Kicks Off 2017 With Great Artistic, Sports And Cultural Events

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he year begins with the Vallarta Cup Race Series and the Nuevo Vallarta Art Festival, the Patron Saint Festivities for Our Lady of Peace in La Cruz and Bucerías and the International Migratory Bird Festival in San Blas.

Vallarta Cup Race Series (January 7, 14, 21 and 28) About 20 sailboats will participate in this series of races, which not only serve as competition but also inspire moments of camaraderie among the assistants thanks to the traditional Saturday theme parties held after every race at the Vallarta Yacht Club in Nuevo Vallarta. http:// www.vallartayachtclub.org/ Art Festival (January 7, 14, 21 and 28) The festival starts in January and continues through the high season, presenting artwork to strengthen cultural tourism in the Riviera Nayarit. Every Saturday from 9 a.m. to 12 p.m. different artists will gather at the Marina Nuevo Vallarta for an exhibition of paintings and sculpture.

2° Boom Beach Festival (January 14 and 15) It’s all about fun during this Stand Up Paddle (SUP) and surfing competition in Lo de Marcos, held to promote sports and environmental awareness.

This is a great excuse to go camping for a weekend and try out your balance on a board.

Our Lady of Peace Patron Saint Festivities (January 16 - 24) In order to celebrate their patron saint, local citizens head out on a maritime pilgrimage on their gaily-festooned boats from La Cruz de Huanacaxtle to Bucerías.

XIII San Blas International Migratory Bird Festival (TBD) San Blas is undoubtedly one of the top migratory and endemic bird watching areas on the continent.

Several artistic and cultural activities revolving around the birds will be held during the festival, as well as tours along the traditional observation routes. www.facebook.com/ fiamsanblas.

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Luna Lounge Shows Rule The Night in Bucerias

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una Lounge Bucerias has a phenomenal season of Tribute Shows and other events lined up that you won’t want to miss!

Monday ‘s BBQ ribs and live music are back!! Come enjoy the best ribs in town for only 160 pesos p/p.

Every Tuesday at 7 pm, The Crazy Bitches will entertain audiences with their new and improved show! Last Tuesday’s show was absolutely hilarious!

The costumes, makeup, wigs and outrageous song parodies, along with serious renditions, were a fantastic combination! This is a show you should plan to see! The people around me were rolling in their seats with laughter. Miss Diva Divine and the girls were at their best!

With a unique mix of music, dancing and outrageous, adult orientated comedy to keep you laughing from start to finish, The New Crazy Bitches Drag show is the “Must See” show while here on the Riviera Nayarit.

These incredible performers bring your favorite celebrities to life. See Cher, Madonna, Tina Turner, Beyonce, Celine Dion and many more sing and dance just like the real deal. I hadn’t seen the show in several years and I was really impressed with how funny and entertaining it was.

A trip to Bucerias just wouldn’t be complete without seeing The New Crazy Bitches on Tuesday nights at 7pm. Starting in the new year, a weekly Wednesday show will be added as well.

Last week, the season of tribute shows launched on Thursday evening with “SOUL MAN,” A Blues Brother’s Tribute Show starring Las Vegas performers, Ken Levine and Jeff Fairchild. We relived the awesome music and antics from one of the best-loved movies of all time.

The audience found it hard to take their eyes off these “men in black” as they danced and jumped around, belting out the best rockin’ blues, while on their “mission from God”. We all clapped, sang and laughed as we watched the “shenanigans” of this wild and crazy duo. What a fun evening of entertainment!

Next up, on Thursday, December 8th is North America’s

#1 Mick Jagger tribute, “JaggerThe Rolling Stones Tribute Show.” Based out of Toronto, Bob Wotherspoon performs as a spot-on, look-alike Mick Jagger and truly sings and “Moves Like Jagger”!

He sings all of the Rolling Stones’ greatest hits, like “Paint It Black,” “Wild Horses,” “Brown Sugar,” “Angie,” “Honky Tonk Women,” “Satisfaction,” “Jumping Jack Flash” and many more!

In his ten year career performing as Mick Jagger, Bob Wotherspoon has played across Canada and the U.S. and as far away as South America to audiences who say it’s the next best thing to seeing The Rolling Stones!!This will be a hot-ticket event so get your tickets early to avoid disappointment!!

Coming up on Friday, December 16th is an encore performance of one of the best shows that has ever come to the greater Puerto Vallarta area.

Luna Lounge is delighted to announce that Paul Aleman and Renee Armand will be appearing live at Luna Lounge in Bucerias for one night only - with their hit show - “Rocky Mountain High: The Music of John Denver.”

Aleman and Armand - a John Denver band member who performed with John for 6 years and who appeared on the DVD “Thank God I’m A Country Boy” and also on Rocky Mountain High - present the incredible music and wonderful background stories of John Denver.

Renee also sang the Academy Award winning song “The Morning After” from the movie, The Poseidon Adventure, and she wrote the song “One Day In

Your Life” recorded by Michael Jackson.

These two exceptionally talented musicians will give you a new appreciation for the music of John Denver, one of music’s most beloved artists. They’ll perform songs like, “Take Me Home, Country Roads,” “Annie’s Song,” “Leaving On A Jet Plane,” “Thank God I’m A Country Boy,” “Back Home Again” and Many, Many More! This is definitely a show that you’ll want to see. This show is one of the best that has ever come to our area!

On Christmas night, Luna Lounge presents “A Tribute to Jimmy Buffett,” starring the talented Brian Neale. Even if you’re not an official “Parrot Head,” you’ll love “Margaritaville” and all those other tropic rock favorites! Mark your calendars for Sunday, December 25th.

New Year’s Eve at Luna Lounge features “The Bryan Adams Tribute Show” on Saturday, December 31st. What a perfect way to bring in the New Year!

You’ll love hearing favorites like, “Cuts Like A Knife,” “Run to You” and “It’s Only Love,” performed to perfection by Doug Varty .

The evening starts off with Luna Lounge’s special holiday dinner, followed by a cutting edge musical performance and a party all in one. Book early, for this show is guaranteed to sell out!

Check out the “what’s on” section at lunaloungebucerias. com for details of all the upcoming events.

For questions or tickets email hugh@lunaloungebucerias.com.

Luna Lounge is located at Av. Mexico #27, Bucerias, Nayarit.

Telephone # 329-298-3242.

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Events Calendar December 9 Luau on the Beach -Purr Project Fundraiser SOLD OUT Sea Monkey in Old Town, PV $400pesos December 12 Adult Bingo – Benefiting Purr Project The Palm Cabaret at 3:30 pm Olas Altas 508 Special ‘adult’ prizes. 50/50 Cash Bar December 13 SO FAR FROM GOD… SO CLOSE TO THE UNITED STATES Mexico has a love-hate relationship with its powerful northern neighbor. Let’s delve into how Mexicans view the United States and its immense influence on the Mexican story; how they feel about US territory that used to be Mexican; and whether Mexico is destined to play a greater role on the future of the United States. 10:30 am to noon at ArtVallARTa. 213 Pilitas www.connectwithmexico.com December 13 IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 stunning Vallarta homes. Leave Sea Monkey Restaurant on the Malecon at 10:30am - 3 Hours. $600 pesos www.toursforvallarta.com December 14 Charity Bingo at Nacho Daddy Cards on sale at 3pm – Bingo starts at 4pm Live music by Stolie from 3-4pm Fundraising for Pasitos de Luz and Colina Spay and Neuter Clinic December 14 IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 stunning Vallarta homes. Leave Sea Monkey Restaurant on the Malecon at 10:30am - 3 Hours. $600 pesos www.toursforvallarta.com December 14 Rotary Club Food Bank Fundraiser The River Café 9am $285 pesos – Donate a kilo of food for a kilo of love. clubrotario.sur@hotmail.com.

December 15 Vallarta Garden Club From 7-9pn at the OPC at Juarez 598 Centro Special guest Speaker Pilar Perez December 16-18 11th Sinergiarte Festival Colectivo San Pancho organizes this grand artistic and cultural festival December 16-19 V World Beach Polo Cup On the beach in Nuevo Vallarta. Don your fascinator and join the party! www.poloinrivieranayarit.com/ December 21 Purr Project Bingo

events Margarita Grill – Basilio Badillo 5pm Fundraiser for the kitties of Vallarta. 3 bingo cards $100mx December 28 Charity Bingo at Nacho Daddy Cards on sale at 3pm – Bingo starts at 4pm Live music by Stolie from 3-4pm Fundraising for Pasitos de Luz and Colina Spay and Neuter Clinic January 3 IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 stunning Vallarta homes. Leave Sea Monkey Restaurant on the Malecon at 10:30am - 3 Hours. $600 pesos www.toursforvallarta.com January 4 Purr Project Bingo Margarita Grill – Basilio Badillo 5pm Fundraiser for the kitties of Vallarta. 3 bingo cards $100mx January 4 IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 stunning Vallarta homes. Leave Sea Monkey Restaurant on the Malecon at 10:30am - 3 Hours. $600 pesos www.toursforvallarta.com January 10 IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 stunning Vallarta homes. Leave Sea Monkey Restaurant on the Malecon at 10:30am - 3 Hours. $600 pesos www.toursforvallarta.com January 11 Charity Bingo at Nacho Daddy Cards on sale at 3pm – Bingo starts at 4pm Live music by Stolie from 3-4pm Fundraising for Pasitos de Luz and Colina Spay and Neuter Clinic January 11 IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 stunning Vallarta homes. Leave Sea Monkey Restaurant on the Malecon at 10:30am - 3 Hours. $600 pesos www.toursforvallarta.com January 14 Deja New/Alexander A Salon Fashion Show - all proceeds to Pasitos de Luz at River Cafe - doors open 12:30 SOLD OUT – Waitlist email Barb Bremner at condo211@yahoo.ca January 17 IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 stunning Vallarta homes. Leave Sea Monkey Restaurant on the Malecon at 10:30am - 3 Hours. $600 pesos www.toursforvallarta.com January 18 Purr Project Bingo Margarita Grill – Basilio Badillo 5pm Fundraiser for the kitties of Vallarta. 3 bingo cards $100mx January 18 IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 stunning Vallarta homes. Leave Sea Monkey Restaurant on the Malecon at 10:30am - 3 Hours. $600 pesos www.toursforvallarta.com

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Farmer’s Markets

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ost Farmers Markets run from November through April, though a couple are all year round. Typically they start about 9am and end between 1 and 2pm. Each is a little different and all of them are fabulous!

PUERTO VALLARTA Saturday 9:00 -2pm Olas Altas Farmers Market November 5th to April 29th in Park Lazaro Cardenas Saturday 9 – 1pm Three Hens and a Rooster Market Year round at Venustiano Carranza 466 in Emiliano Zapata Friday 9:30 – 1:30pm Marsol Friday Market by the Pier Year round at Marsol Hotel Lobby in Old Town.

Thursday 6 – 10pm Marina Vallarta Market runs every Thursday evening from November 3rd to the end of April along the boardwalk in Marina Vallarta.

NUEVO VALLARTA Tuesday 9-2pm Riviera Nayarit Farmers’ Market Parking lot at the Business Center; Saturday 9-2pm Tianguis Artesanal Nuevo Vallarta in the Marina Nuevo Vallarta

BUCERIAS Monday 9-1pm Monday Market – along Lazaro Cardenas Wednesday Forever Spring 9-1pm – along Lazaro Cardenas

LA CRUZ Sunday 10-2pm La Cruz Sunday Market - over 200 vendors. The Bay’s largest market along the Marina Riviera Nayarit

SAYULITA & SAN PANCHO Friday 10-2pm Mercado del Pueblo on Revolucion Street in Sayulita. Great market with many venders available only here. Much is organic and local.

Tuesdays 10-2pm Mercado del Sol in San Pancho at the Plaza del Sol

LO DE MARCOS, GUAYABITOS, CHACALA AND LA PEÑITA Saturday 9-2pm The Tianguis Lo de Marcos is held on Luis Echeverría street Saturday 9-1pm The Chacala Cultural Market in the main Plaza. (Opening Nov.19) Monday 8-1pm Guayabitos Market on the main plaza in town Thursday 8-1pm La Peñita Market on its main plaza.

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Whoopi Goldberg Comediene, Actress, Tv Host

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hoopi was born Caryn Elaine Johnson in Manhattan, New York City on November 13, 1955. She was the daughter of a Minister, but he abandoned the family, leaving her mother to raise her and her older brother at a variety of jobs to make ends meet. Whoopi grew up in the “projects” and suffered from dyslexia, which made school a struggle and ultimately she dropped out of high school at the age of 17.

Whoopi has said in interviews, that her stage name “Whoopi” was taken from a whoopee cushion; “If you get a little gassy, you’ve got to let it go. So people used to say to me, you’re like a whoopee cushion.

And that’s where the name came from.” Goldberg actually came from her family name a few generations back, and her Jewish heritage is something Whoopi has always been proud of.

After leaving high school, Whoopi studied acting in New York. After only getting small stage roles, Whoopi moved to California in 1974. She moved around for the next seven years between Los Angeles, San Diego and San Francisco. At one point, Whoopi even worked as a mortuary beautician while pursuing a career in show business.

Whoopi decided to take her career into her own hands in 1983

and created “The Spook Show”, a one-woman show with different character monologues. Director Mike Nichols offered to take the show to Broadway and it was retitled “Whoopi Goldberg” for its six month Broadway run. The play was taped and broadcast by HBO as Whoopi Goldberg: Direct from Broadway in 1985.

While on Broadway, Whoopi caught the eye of director Steven Spielberg. He was about to direct the film “The Color Purple” and offered her a leading role. The film was released in late 1985 and was

a critical and commercial success.

It was also nominated for 11 Oscars, including one for Whoopi as Best Actress.

Next Whoopi starred in “Jumpin’ Jack Flash” (1986) directed by Penny Marshall. During the next two years, Whoopi’s next three films: “Burglar” (1987), “Fatal Beauty” (1987), and “The Telephone” (1988) did not find much success. 1988 saw Whoopi in “Clara’s Heart”, which received critical acclaim, but again did not do well at the box office.

By the end of the 1980’s,

Whoopi appeared in the numerous HBO specials of “Comic Relief” with fellow comedians and friends Robin Williams and Billy Crystal.

These specials brought Whoopi into the homes of America, while raising millions of dollars to provide assistance and health care services to homeless people throughout the United States.

In 1990, Whoopi again hit the small screen and starred with Jean Stapleton for two seasons, in the TV sitcom “Bagdad Café”. But 1990 brought us one of Whoopi’s best performances in “Ghost”, costa-

rring with Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore. Whoopi played a psychic in the film and became the first African American woman to win the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress in nearly 50 years, and only the second to win an Oscar for acting.

In 1991, Whoopi appeared in “Soap Dish” along with Sally Field, Kevin Kline and Robert Downey, Jr. It was a hilarious look at backstage of a fictitious TV soap opera production. Whoopi also had a recurring character on “Star Trek: The Next Generation” TV show.

In 1992, Whoopi starred in “Sister Act”, which made well over $200 million at the box office.

Over the next couple of years, Whoopi appeared in “Made in America”, “Sister Act 2” and “Corrina, Corrina”. By 1994, Whoopi became the first African-American woman to host the Oscars and the first woman to solo host. She also hosted the Oscars again in 1996, 1999 and 2002. In 1996 Whoopi appeared in “Ghosts of Mississippi” with Alec Baldwin and James Woods.

By 2007, Whoopi became new moderator and co-host of TV show “The View”.

Comments on the show and in the press often seem to get Whoopi in hot water, but she continues to entertain us and more importantly, keep us “talking.”

Fred Jacobs is a full time resident of Puerto Vallarta and the author of three books.

SPCA de PV ADORABLE DOG IN THE SPOTLIGHT… BRODY

by Janice Gonzalez

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rody is a Rottweiler X Shar Pei mix. He is about two years old and weighs a bit over 46 pounds. This guy is full of energy and just loves the outdoors so he needs a very active family.

Brody is good on leash and is the perfect companion for long walks or jogging.

He gets along fine with female dogs but not with some males. He is not good with cats.

Brody has been dewormed, neutered and fully vaccinated.

Where can I find the Vallarta Tribune?

Starting this week, in addition to the usual locations, the Tribune will be available for pick up at the Saturday Old Town Farmer's Market at the info desk and at the Amigo’s de La Cruz table at the La Cruz Sunday Market.

Look for the Tribune in restaurants, resorts, galleries and salons around the Bay of Banderas and north into Sayulita and San Pancho. We distribute 10,000 copies in high season from Mismaloya to San Pancho

each week. If you would like to see the Tribune in a locally accessible spot – send us an email and we will be happy to see about getting it delivered (closer) to you. editor@vallartatribune.com As we finalise our new distri-

bution points we will publish them both here in the paper and online at vallartatribune.com.

If you missed a copy or want to look back you can find the current edition and a link to past editions on our website as well.

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THURSDAY-SUNDAY 5-7PM

This chic European custom arrives beachside Thursday, September 22 at 5 pm. Enjoy late afternoon sophisticated cocktails and help yourself to complimentary snacks at the bar. From 5 to 7 pm every Thursday to Sunday, nibble on delicious bites that will change daily. After work, after shopping, after a long day at the beach, indulge yourself in Sapphire Ocean Club’s casual, urbane atmosphere. www.sapphire.mx Malecon 1 Playa Los Muertos

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his Friday marks the return of Lalo, our expert on vintage jewellery and dearly loved vendor of all things sparkly, cherished and lovely. Lalo detached a retina some weeks back and has undergone surgery and has endured much pain; please welcome him back with gentle hugs.

Angel food cake returns! The humidity has dropped enough for Kim to start baking this amazing treat that includes homemade lemon curd to accent the light texture with some tangy sweetness. If you’ve never tried one of her sticky buns, you’d best buy two. Full of caramel and nuts, cinnamon and a ton of butter – sinful.

Find Sam and get some of her mango chutney, loaded with

fresh fruit and spices. Excellent with any leftovers (think sliced pieces of turkey breast) or on crackers. Delicious!

Walking around Puerto Vallarta is the best way to get to know the city. Nobody knows every step of the way quite like Sandra Cesca. You can’t miss her – she is front and center at the entrance of the Marsol Friday Market. Ask her about her walking tours, her maps and the guide books she has authored and updates with every printing.

The Marsol Friday Market by the Pier is open from 9:30 to 1:30 pm.

Three Hens and A Rooster Market

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hree Hens is happy to announce the return of Bill Kelly with his sharp, coordinated dressing style and uncanny taste when it comes to picking the right fabric.

His boutique is a riot – always – of delightful colours and textures. Welcome back, Mr Bill!

Three Hens also welcomes Kathryn, a lovely Canadian woman with psychic abilities.

She is delightful.

If you have tried and loved our Italian breadmaker Monica Dardi’s ciabatta, try her latest - rustico – a little heavier and great for sandwiches. She has an assortment of different breads so be sure to try a sample then

take a few loaves home.

Mama Vallarta a.k.a. Gloria Sue pronounces her first week of being open to the public a grand success.

Remember to find Mama Vallarta’s Jewish Comfort Food from Wednesday to Saturday, 9 to 1. If you can’t make Market Saturday, take note she will be available on these extra days to dispense Jewish food and guilt in equal proportions.

Ricardo Mazcal’s Snail Cream is being bought up as fast as he can produce it. The tiniest amount will

Rentals, Sales, Management

cover your entire face and throat with rapid results.

Three Hens and a Rooster Market is every Saturday from 9 to 1 at Venustiano Carranza 466.

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Non - Profit and Charitable Organizations For visitors to Puerto Vallarta who wish to support the less privileged in our paradise, this is a list of some of the many organizations that could benefit from such kind gestures. If you would like your organization recognized here, please email details to editor@vallartatribune.com.

Amigos de La Cruz de Huanacaxtle, A.C. contributing to the quality of life in La Cruz through cultural, educational, environmental and charitable assistance programs. Tax Deductible. www.amigosdelacruz.org Contact Amy Welch amywelchpdx@comcast.net Alcoholics Anonymous: In English Puerto Vallarta Alanon Club - Basilio Badillo 329 recoverpv.com Amazing Grace Missions Assisting families in Magisterio & Progreso with necessities and job training and English. slw2014nv@gmail.com American Legion Post 14: raises resources and manpower to improve facilities needing building maintenance americanlegion14.org Amigos del Magisterio - Food delivered directly to workers at the PV dump, their families and schools in Magisterio and Volcanes.

Also, food to New Beginnings, Pasitos de Luz, and Caritas. 100% of donations to the people, no overhead.amigosdelmagisterio.com lysephilrioux@hotmail.com Asilo San Juan Diego Home for the Elderly Contact: Lupita Sanchez Covarrubias 222-1257 or malupita88@hotmail.com or mexonline. com\asilosanjuandiego.htm Asociación Down - Assistance to persons with Down’s Syndrome – Contact: Ana Eisenring at 224-9577.

Banderas Bay Women’s Shelter - Safe shelter for women & children victims of domestic violence. compassionforthefamily.org

Becas Vallarta, A.C. – Provides scholarships to high school and university students. Tax-deductible in Mexico and USA. Polly Vicars at (322) 223-1371 or Buri Gray at (322) 221-5285.

CANICA - Centre for Children with Cancer.

Provides aid for treatment and services including transportation to GDL. Contact Director, Evelia Basañes 322-123-5688.

Casa Hogar - A shelter for orphaned, abandoned, disadvantaged or vulnerable children.

Luz Aurora Arredondo at 221 1908, casahogar_maximocornejo@hotmail.com Centro Comunitario SETAC-GLBT – Services the GLBT community, including treatment and referrals, education, English classes, HIV testing and counseling. Paco Arjona 224-1974 Clinica de Rehabilitación Santa Barbara Rehabilitation of the handicapped.

Contact: Laura Lopez Portillo Rodriguez at 224-2754.

COLINA Spay and Neuter Clinic - Free and by-donation sterilization clinic in Old Town.

Only open Saturdays, Contact: cez@rogers. com or 322-104-6609 CompassionNet Impact – Transforming the lives of people living in chronic poverty.

Job creation, education, emergency & more.

Tax-deductible. Cell: (322) 133-7263 or ric@ 4compassion.org Corazon de Nina A safe, loving, home-environment for 40+ children and youth rescued from high-risk situations. Donations & volunteers always welcome! Totally self-funded. www.fundacioncorazon.mx Cruz Roja (Red Cross) - Handles hospital and emergency service in Vallarta. It is the only facility that is authorized to offer assistance to injured people on the street. Contact: 222-1533, 222-4973

Desayunos para los Niños de Vallarta A.C. Feeding programs, education programs, day care centers for single mothers.

2234311 or 22225 72 Discapacitados de Vallarta, A.C. (DIVAC) association of handicapped individuals dedicated to helping one another. Ivan Applegate at 221-5153.

Ecology and Conservation of Whales, AC. National Coordination Network for the Assistance of Entangled Whales. Biol. Astrid Frisch Jordán, Arce #541. Col. La Primavera Puerto Vallarta, Jal. 48325, Mexico, Tel/Fax: (322) 29 37 851 fibbcatalogo@yahoo.com Families At The Dump: Supporting families living in the landfill or garbage dump thru education and sustainable opportunities. familiesatthedump.org Fundacion Punta de Mita LDG. Ana Lilia Medina Varas de Valdés. ana@fundacionpuntademita.org Tel. (329) 291 5053 Friends of PV Animals Volunteers working to enhance the lives of shelter animals. For info and donations visit friendsofpvanimals.com Grupo Ecológico de Puerto Vallarta: Arq. Luz del Carmen Pérez A cayro_13@hotmail.com grupoecologico.com Horizonte de Paz: Welcoming shelter for men of all ages who are troubled w/alcohol & drug addiction.In great need of cash or material resources Contact MAYNOR Tel 281 0644 horizontedepaz@live.com International Friendship Club - Provides medical, educational and social services to those in need in Puerto Vallarta. www. ifcvallarta.com La Brigada de la Basura: A weekly meeting of neighborhood children to clean Vallarta Streets. Contact Que?Pasa 223-4006 Mexico Ministries & Mission, Inc. raises funds to the poor in Vallarta. Contact Fr. Jack+ 044 322 229-1129 christchurchbythesea.org Navy League - assists in the transportation of donated medical supplies from the U.S., organizes work groups to paint and repair facilities New Life Mexico - Challenging Child Poverty with health and education programs. Philippa Vernon pvp@newlifemexico.com Paraíso Felino AC Refuge and Adoption Centre for cats and kittens in the Bay of Banderas. Luis Donaldo Cel. (322) 120-4092 Pasitos de Luz - substitute home for low income children with any type of handicap, offers rehabilitation services and more.

299-4146. pasitosdeluz.org PEACEAnimals - Free mobile spay/neuter clinic operating 48 weeks a year, primarily in Puerto Vallarta. Tax-deductible. peaceanimals.org

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