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Welcome to Puerto Vallarta

and Riviera Nayarit Here is some advice to make your trip a little easier and more enjoyable.

TIME ZONE: The entire state of Jalisco is on Central Time, as is the southern part of the State of Nayarit starting from Guayabitos in the north.

BUSES: A system of urban buses with different routes can bring you from one end of the bay to the other and all the spots in between.

Current fare in Puerto Vallarta is $7.50 pesos per ticket and passengers must purchase a new ticket every time they board another bus. There are no “transfers”.

TAXIS: There are set rates within defined zones of town. Do not enter a taxi without agreeing on the price with the driver first. Price is per trip not person.

MONEY EXCHANGE: Although you may have to wait in line for a few minutes, banks will give you a higher rate of exchange than the exchange booths (caja de cambio). You will need your passport. Better yet, use your bank card to withdraw funds from any ATM machine. Note that ATM’s in the banks are the safest to use and generally charge lower fees.

DRINKING WATER: For the 18th year in a row, Puerto Vallarta’s water has been awarded a certification of purity for human consumption.

The quality of the water tested at the purification plant varies greatly from what comes out of the tap at the other end. So do be careful. If you want to be doubly sure, you can pick up bottled water just about anywhere.

EXPORTING PETS: Falling love with the street dog outside your hotel or a puppy on the Malecon doesn’t mean they can’t come home with you.

The process is fairly inexpensive and only takes a day or two. You need a certificate of health from a local vet among other things. The time of year that pets can travel in the cargo section of the plane may be your biggest challenge. For the most up-to-date information contact the Puerto Vallarta SPCA at spcapv@gmail.com.

COMMON SENSE: Just as you wouldn’t walk around your hometown drunk and beligerent, it is not acceptable to do that here. While Mexicans are a forgiving bunch, basic politeness is appreciated.

For the guys, peeing in public is a major faux pas and if you are caught, can get you tossed in jail or an expensive fine. Pay attention to your surroundings. Pay your bills. Be courteous. And have fun!

DRINKING AND DRIVING: First off – just don’t. The consequences are not worth it. Taxis are cheap and plentiful. Fines are as much as 10,000 pesos. You can be taken to jail and your vehicle impounded. There are many checkstops on the weekends and you will be asked to blow if they suspect you have been drinking.

LEGAL SYSTEM: Not knowing the law is not an valid excuse in Mexico or anywhere. If you find yourself caught in a legal situation be aware that guilt is presumed until your innocence can be proven.

This is a very difficult lesson to learn if you are visiting from the United States or Canada in particular. Immediately contact your consulate for assistance.

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Calling in Mexico Calling phones in Mexico can be tricky as it is different than in the US or Canada. There are different codes you need to use depending if you are calling landlines or cellular phones and if they are local or long distance.

Long-distance calls from within Mexico For national long-distance calls (within Mexico) the code is 01 plus the area code and phone number. For international long-distance calls, first dial 00, then the country code (for the U.S. and Canada the country code is 1, so you would dial 00 + 1 + area code + 7 digit number).

Calling Cell Phones (from a land line) If you are calling from a landline within the area code of the Mexican cell phone number dial 044, then the 10 digit number including area code. Outside of the area code (but still within Mexico) dial 045 and then the 10 digit phone number. Cell phone to cell phone only requires the 10 digit number.

Phone Cards Phone cards (“tarjetas telefonicas”) for use in pay phones can be bought at newstands and in pharmacies in denominations of 30, 50 and 100 pesos. Pay phones do not accept coins. When buying a phone card for pay phone use, specify that you would like a “tarjeta LADA,” because pre-paid cell phone cards are also sold in the same establishments.

Calling Toll-Free Numbers Some toll free numbers work from Mexico to the US and Canada, but many do not.

You need to dial a different prefix. To call the following toll free prefixes, dial as follows: 800 numbers Dial 001-880-then the number 866 numbers Dial 001-883-then the number 877 numbers Dial 001-882-then the number 888 numbers Dial 001-881-then the number

Emergencies: 060 Red Cross: 065 Fire Department: 322.223.9476 Ambulance: 322.222.1533

Immigration: 322.224.7719

Consulates American Consulate Consumer Protection: Nuevo Vallarta: 01.800.468.8722 322.222.0069 24 hrs Guadalajara: 333.268.2145 Tourism Offices Canadian Consulate Jalisco: 322.221.2676 322.293.0098 Nayarit: 322.297.1006 322.293.0099 24 hrs: 1.800.706.2900

Ahoy Cruisers!

Day Ship Passengers 6-Dec Ruby Princess 3,080 7-Dec Westerdam 1,916 7-Dec Norwegian Jewel 2,376 8-Dec Island Princess 1,975 8-Dec Veendam 1,350 13-Dec Ruby Princess 3,080 14-Dec Carnival Miracle 2,124 14-Dec Westerdam 1,916 14-Dec Norwegian Jewel 2,376 15-Dec Oceania Sirena 684 21-Dec Carnival Miracle 2,124 21-Dec Westerdam 1,916 22-Dec Norwegian Jewel 2,376

Day Ship Passengers 23-Dec Norwegian Jewel 2,376 24-Dec Amsterdam 1,380 25-Dec Grand Princess 2,600 26-Dec Ruby Princess 3,080 28-Dec Carnival Miracle 2,124 28-Dec Westerdam 1,916 29-Dec Norwegian Jewel 2,376 29-Dec Oceania Sirena 684

In port this month

In the month of December Puerto Vallarta welcomes 43,829 passengers!

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Happy New Year’s Feliz Año Nuevo!

I’m not sorry to see 2016 pass by. It’s been a challenging year on many levels. I have a friend who tells me Mercury is in retrograde and when that changes in January, things will become better. I have no idea what that means, but I’m buying what she is selling!

Here is to a new year with new intentions. I wish all of the Vallarta Tribune readers’ peace, love and happiness because ultimately that’s what matters.

For you newbies to Bay of Banderas, you’re in for a spectacular show! Most of the resorts around the bay (which stretches almost 100kms) have elaborate fireworks displays.

A seat on the beach, just about anywhere, will give you a view of dozens of fireworks displays. The most elaborate are hosted by the City of Puerto Vallarta, often lasting 30 minutes or more. After, the crowd floods into Old Town and the streets of Olas Altas and Basilio Badillo become a revelling throng of partygoers. Most restaurants will be offering special menus, dancing, along with champagne cocktails and twelve grapes at midnight. The twelve grapes, one for each stroke of midnight, traditionally used to ward off witches and evil spirits and today are wished upon for good fortune, health and happiness.

While out on the town be sure to choose your undies well. Another New Year’s tradition in Mexico claims that the colour of your ginch on New Year’s can bring love (red) or money (gold) in the coming year.

I say why risk it, wear two pairs!

If you haven’t made plans – and want something a little more elegant, consider heading to Casa Karma Boutique Hotel where they are serving a selection of hors d'oeuvres prepared

by Celebrations Vallarta and live music by Janette Mason and Kim

Kuzma. Their waterfront location in Conchas Chinas is a great spot to catch the fireworks around the bay.

If you’re looking for something a little different – check out 4 Sapori in Marina Vallarta. They are offering a fixed menu, dancing with a DJ, open bar and more planned to help you ring in a memorable 2017.

If you are looking for no pressure, no cover charge then Tescalama in La Cruz is perfect for you!

Open for New Year’s Eve with a regular menu, drink specials and a stunning view of the bay.

On Friday the 30th, I recommend you head to the Jazz Foundation off the Malecon on Allende.

This open air space with a great funky vibe has Olio Blues Band – a Night of Rock and Blues starting at 8:30 pm and featuring Oliver Moreira - a harmonica master. I didn’t know such a person could exist and happened upon one of his sets a few months back. It’s amazing. Jaw-dropping amazing.

The whole band is great but what Moreira does with his lips, and his harmonica, is worth all the tequila in Mexico. Marcia writes more in her Comings and Goings column this week on page 11 and their advertisement on page 29 has all the details. Seating is limited, so make a reservation to ensure your spot!

On a sad note, I’d like to send my condolences to Chris Kenny who lost her partner David Guilmette last week. David was a very active member of the Vallarta Music and Theater scene and his passing will leave a big hole in our little enclave.

Heartful condolences to Chris and all of David's friends and family.

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New Garza Blanca Resorts on the Way: Cabo, Cancun and Riviera Maya

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nspired by the enormous success of the luxurious, award-winning Garza Blanca Preserve Resort & Spa located in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, three new spectacular properties will be added to the Garza Blanca collection by Tafer Hotels & Resorts, with the first slated to open in Los Cabos in 2018, followed by Garza Blanca Cancun and later Garza Blanca Riviera Maya (construction to begin in 2018).

All three of these 5-Star resorts, which are currently in various stages of planning and construction, are poised to bring the signature sophistication and stunning opulence that Garza Blanca is known for to the amazing destinations of Riviera Maya, Cancun and Los Cabos.

You can look forward to enjoying the unique design of these resorts, which will be perfectly suited to the specific landscapes in which they will be found, from a Caribbean

influence in the Riviera Maya to inspiration from the desert in Los Cabos. In addition to Garza Blanca’s luxe accommodations, you will be delighted by a world class spa, gourmet cuisine and the industry’s finest service, regardless of which resort you are staying at.

Extraordinary Interiors Although the specifics regarding the interior design of these resorts is being kept under wraps, Garza Blanca strives to create elegant and inviting spaces that include chic furniture, distinctive features

and a stylish overall concept you won’t want to leave. Pushing their creativity to the limits, the designers are drawing on the breathtaking surrounding landscapes of each resort as they design their suites, residences, common areas and restaurants. o find out more about these upcoming resorts, visit the following websites: Garza Blanca Los Cabos – http://cabo.garzablancaresort.com/ Garza Blanca Riviera Maya – http://rivieramaya.garzablancaresort.com/

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Mexico launches program to legalize foreign-born citizens

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s the U.S. prepares to have a tougher immigration policy under Donald Trump, Mexico is doing the opposite. January 2017, the country will launch a program aiming to legalize 10,000 foreignborn residents.

The Temporary Program for the Regularization of Migrants, will begin January 9, 2017. Mexico launches a program that will legalize up to 10,000 illegal foreigners. It will allow immigrants who have been in the country for at least two years to apply for a work permit and a temporary four -year residence visa.

“The main objective of this program is to guarantee that the human rights of all migrants are respected and to help in the implementation of a more effective immigration policy,” reads a statement from Mexico’s Office of Human Rights and Democracy.

The program comes amid an ongoing immigration crisis on the Mexico’s southern border with Guatemala. Thousands from Central America are fleeing gang violence and crossing into Mexico to reach the U.S. Government officials said Mexico’s 2012 immigration law was created to help overhaul an antiquated and complicated system.

The law made it easier for illegal immigrants to gain residency and get citizenship.

“These are people who have already made their lives here. That is why we believe they need to be legalized and not criminalized. We believe in giving them their papers

so they can go on to live dignified lives. They will now be able to legally work and walk down the street without having the fear of being deported,” Maria Fernanda Garcia, official at the National Institute of Migration said.

While no immigration registry exists, the INM estimates between 10,000 and 15,000 immigrants are living illegally in the country.

Foreigners who entered the country before Jan. 9, 2015, and can prove they’ve been earning the national minimum wage of about $4 per day will receive a fouryear residency card along with a work permit. After the four years, all migrants who have met a set of requirements will be granted permanent residency, the release states.

The program clearly establishes documents that must be presented for consideration by immigration authorities, including a form of identification and financial statements but they are also allowing alternative forms of proof, including witness statements and certain kinds of purchase receipts and non-official documents.

“It is important to point out that any foreigner who goes into any INM office for information or to start their solicitation can be certain they will not face persecution by immigration authorities, deportation, and will not have to cover any costs associated with the application,” INM officials stated in a recent news release.

Source: themonitor.com, cctv-america.com

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Spain’s Santander to Step Up Investment in Mexico despite Trump Uncertainty

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pain’s Banco Santander on Thursday announced plans to invest 15 billion pesos ($735 million) in Mexico over the next three years – its biggest-ever outlay in the Aztec nation – despite uncertainty in the markets and Mexico’s economy ahead of U.S. President-elect Donald Trump’s inauguration next month.

The president of Santander Mexico, Hector Grisi, announced the investment program and said it was aimed at modernizing Santander’s systems and branch network to transform the bank into Mexico’s best financial institution.

Speaking at a year-end press event, Grisi said the investment plan was Santander’s biggest-ever in Mexico, a country that contributes 7 percent of the group’s profits, fourth-most after Brazil (20 percent), the United Kingdom (19

percent) and Spain (14 percent), based on third-quarter figures.

The investment program will include a 3-billion-peso outlay for systems in 2017, the executive said. In response to journalists’ questions about the impact of Trump’s presidency and the Mexican central bank’s decision in November to hike its benchmark interest rate by 50 basis points to 5.25 percent, the executive said Santander would not initially modify its rates based on the market and instead would adjust them as needed depending on the clients’ profile.

On Dec. 5, Mexico’s central bank said it was not ruling out “new episodes of volatility” that put additional pressure on national financial markets following Trump’s victory. The peso fell sharply versus the dollar after the surprise

victory by the Republican real-estate mogul, who has threatened to renegotiate the North American Free Trade Agreement that links the United States, Canada and Mexico and build a wall on the U.S.-Mexico border.

The Mexican currency has been sliding against the greenback for more than a year due to low oil prices and the U.S. Federal Reserve’s decision late last year to begin raising its benchmark rate from a historically low level.

But Grisi put those concerns into perspective.

“Our commitment to Mexico is over the long term,” he said, adding that “these investments need to be made no matter what ... We’re worried about what we can control. Remaining focused on what we have to do.”

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Walmart to Invest Additional $1.3 Billion in Mexico over Next 3 Years

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.S. supermarket giant Walmart’s Mexican unit said recently it would invest an additional $1.3 billion over the next three years to expand and bolster its logistics infrastructure.

The money will go toward building new distribution centers and expanding existing ones, the CEO of Walmart de Mexico y Central America (Walmex), Guilherme Loureiro, said in announcing the investment plans at the Los Pinos presidential palace.

More than 10,000 new permanent direct jobs will be created as a result of the additional investment, the chief executive said,

adding that the $1.3 billion outlay did not include annual investments in opening, refurbishing and equipping its stores.

The new investment, to be funded from in-country profits, will include installation of cutting-edge technology, specialized training and substantial improvements to Walmart’s distribution channels in Mexico, Loureiro said.

The executive recalled that Walmart welcomes 4 million shoppers daily at its stores, has 28,000 suppliers and employs more than 200,000 people.

Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto hailed the announcement, saying its shows the confidence the country’s largest private-sector employer has in the country.

He said that from the time he took office in December 2012 until September of this year Mexico received $127 billion in foreign direct investment, up 50 percent from the first 46 months of the previous administration.

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SPCA of Puerto Vallarta

By Janice Gonzalez

Wishing everyone a very happy New Year.

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e got this report from Mark McCoy at the farmers market: “The SPCA table had many visitors on Christmas Eve. Our most popular item was the 2017 SPCA calendar many of which were last minute Christmas gifts. For $15 US dollars you get a unique Christmas gift and at the same time all your money goes to help us rescue dogs. Our second most popular item was a package of our home made liver treats wrapped in Christmas paper. We’ve yet to meet a dog that doesn’t love them. One recommendation is that you don’t put the treats under the Christmas tree or they will probably not survive for very long. As soon as your pet’s super sensitive nose discovers them the will disappear.

Thanks to our volunteers Doreen, Brian, Lynnette and Bill for donating the Saturday to the SPCA.” Come and spend a rewarding afternoon cuddling the animals at Puerto Vallarta’s SPCA Sanctuary. Our dogs and cats are awaiting “forever homes” and your help is needed to jump start their socialization. The goal is to get these animals adjusted and ready to interact in the real world. The majo-

Francisco I. Madero # 396 (Corner of Aguacate) Tel. (322) 223 2995 eye-metrics@hotmail.com Col. Emiliano Zapata, Puerto Vallarta, Jal.

rity of the SPCA animals either come from extremely abusive situations or they have been abandoned. Your love and attention can make up for that sad history. During your visit, you can interact with the animals and even take a dog (or two or three) for a walk.

Reservations to visit the sanctuary need to be made in advance. To make a reservation, contact us at spcapv@gmail.com. We appreciate any donations you can bring for our rescues and also please feel free to bring treats for sanctuary staff as they truly appreciate it.

To see our animals available for adoption, visit our Facebook page at www.facebook. com/spcapv. Go to Photos where you will also find individual Albums for all the animals available as well as a bit of their history.

Please be aware that our adoption fee within Mexico is $1,500 pesos.

To make donations via PayPal, select the “Donate” option on our Facebook page www. facebook.com/spcapv or on our website at http://spcapv.com/donate/.

You can drop off any donations for the SPCA at Hacienda San Angel located at Calle Miramar 336, above Our Lady of Guadalupe Church in El Centro.

Get involved…rescue, adopt, foster, volunteer, donate or educate. Contact us at spcapv@gmail.com. You can learn more about the SPCA Puerto Vallarta by checking us out at www.spcapv.com/home or on Facebook.

Mega Comercial Bucerías 2A (Frente a Cajas) Nuevo Vallarta, Nayarit Tel. (329) 298 0760 eye-metrics@prodigy.net.mx

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Medical Matters Pam Thompson

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Pamela Thompson operates HealthCare Resources Puerto Vallarta, a multi-faceted, independent, resource network that is here for your total health and well-being. We offer assistance to help find a physician, hospital and diagnostic service for any healthcare needs. www.healthcareresourcespv.com

New Year’s Resolutions: Losing weight

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ith 2017 rolling in very shortly, many people will be making resolutions; some within reach and some not so easy! I, for one, am going to work on the “don’t sweat the small stuff” issue which of course, is easier said than done.

Weight loss is always a popular resolution whether it be dropping a few of those extra pounds or embarking on something much more ambitious. Crazy fads don’t work. Period. If they did there wouldn’t be the problem with obesity.

Many people know that I chose to have bariatric surgery in May of 2007. A decision to have bariatric surgery is not something that can be done lightly (and no pun intended!).

A thorough investigation of options and surgeons must be a priority. And furthermore (IMHO anyway) the person making the decision must be mentally prepared and do it for the right reasons.

We get fat because we over-eat. No two ways about it. Does having bariatric surgery mean that you will never eat again? Absolutely not! I eat pretty much whatever I want but small portions and throughout the day. Food, though delightful for me, is not the center of my life anymore.

Nearly all “bariatric patients” will say that they have lost and gained 100’s of pounds over the years with various diets and programs, but the weight just comes back.

Many have their “a-ha” moment. Mine was watching the video of my son’s wedding

and not believing that person was really me.

Really, it was painful for me to watch and see what I had become. I was huffing and puffing pretty much with anything I did and I was not a happy person.

So, it was then that I decided to pursue bariatric surgery with Dr. Armando Joya. We discussed at length which type was right for me and we chose the gastric sleeve. I have never, not once, regretted my decision. I did not do the surgery for anyone else but myself.

Yes. It is 100% true that it is what is on the INSIDE that counts.

But for me anyway, even though I knew I was pretty on the inside, I didn’t like what the outside was like. And sure, there are those that will say “Oh, you took the easy way out”.

Hogwash! It is absolutely NOT an easy way out. It takes work, effort and follow up. It is not a magic cure either. One has to follow the instructions and walk the walk for it to be successful.

Another extremely important point is to do your homework on your surgeon. We, of course, believe that Dr. Joya is THE best bariatric surgery around with years and years of experience.

Do your homework and lots of it. If you would like to sit down privately and have a chat, just let me know. Information is key to any decision. Just be sure and think good and hard before you embark on some strange fad diet because the health repercussions can be drastic.

Whatever your resolutions and wishes are for 2017, try and make them within reason.

Baby steps! And here is to a happy and health 2017 for everyone!

Have a rewarding week!

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Holiday Hope

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he other day I was scrolling through my Facebook Timeline, in search of our annual family photo with Santa Claus. I jumped down to 2015 to try to dig it out, because I wanted to put them all together and sigh over how the children have grown and how I used to be young.

But as I looked through my posts from last December, I remembered that there was no Santa family picture from that year.

There was a one picture of the four of us at home. We were sitting by the Christmas tree, Gil’s and my arms around our kids like we were afraid to let go. I think what breaks my heart about that photo is that the children are doing their best to smile, but it’s obvious to anyone who knows us well that those smiles are trying too hard. No one’s smile, especially not a child’s, should have to try that hard on Christmas Eve. Two days after that picture was taken, on what Canadians refer to as Boxing Day, a dear friend of ours passed away after a brief battle with a very aggressive cancer.

For several weeks we had been fighting for her survival with her and her family, while watching her slip away a little every day. It was a sad, desperate time for us all, and I cannot to this day tell you what my children received for Christmas, even though I know we must have bought gifts at some point. Luckily my parents had arrived before Christmas and were manning the controls and wrapping up presents, bless their hearts.

Along with her children, sister, mother and dearest friends, we organized a memorial service on the 28th. When we got home after the service we didn’t even change our clothes. We wrapped ourselves in blankets and stayed there the rest of the day.

I probably would have gone on that way for awhile, ignoring the very idea of New Year’s or even Tuesday, for that matter. But then I received a phone call from a friend who told me that she really needed my help making a special Ukrainian dish called perogies.

The curious thing about the call is that I didn’t know how to make perogies. I’m not actually even Ukrainian. But she told me that it would be fun, and that my Mennonite heritage made me a least a passing expert in making dough, and that her children wouldn’t go into the pool until my children came over with their bathing suits on.

I think she knew that that last one would get me there, because my kids are my soft spot, and we both knew that they needed to spend a day splashing and having a good laugh. So I went and made what can be realistically called the least attractive potato perogies that have ever met a frying pan. But it made me laugh a lot, and my kids had a blast.

I love hearing about the volunteer activities that people participate in every year around this time. So many people pass around the joy of the season to those less fortunate.

Clothing drives, canned food drives, dog food drives, all of it warms my heart.

But I think it’s also important to remember how many people find the holiday season to be a sad and lonely time. Some people have had a really tough year, and they just want to get to January 1st, hoping that the next one treats them more kindly. Some people haven’t had family around in many years and dread the “Felices fiestas!” greeting because it reminds them that they won’t be invited to any. Some people have said goodbye to a loved one and they are about to pass through the first Christmas without him.

So if you want to volunteer your time, but realize that you just don’t have much extra, start with a simple word, a smile, a hug, a text message, an invitation to have coffee, or a request to have some help frying potato-stuffed dough.

My point is, it doesn’t really matter what you do, because that small action tells someone that they aren’t alone during this holiday season. And that’s a gift that can make all the difference in someone’s day, or even her life. It’s a gift called hope, and it’s the perfect time of year to share it around.

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am going to get the sadness of 2016 done in as few words as possible: While you have physically left us these last days of the year, trying to be happy in your absences, many of us in Vallarta will remember you both with fondness – adios David Guilmette of CK-Productions and Willie Royal of Willie and Lobo. My deepest condolences to Chris and Alison.

While enjoying the concert at Terra Noble last weekend, I turned in my chair and there in all his white-ness was Jorge Rubio! Jorge, with his friend architect Suzi Odum, built Terra Noble 25 years ago (more or less!).

Jorge has been living in Saudi Arabia (and India, and Italy, etc., etc.) for the past few years and we who have been left languishing in Vallarta have oohed and aahed at Jorge’s fabulous pictures on Facebook of the Saudi weddings and other events he has created with his exquisite taste in everything! Jorge will be here for a month’s vacation; how wonderful to see him again!

Out shopping last week (with the rest

of the world), I passed by a newly opened shop called “Lady Jane Artesanias” on Lazaro Cardenas, close to the big veggie market, Baca.

The colours in Nikki’s very cool store stopped me in my tracks, then I realized why…I was wearing them! Besides having brightly coloured fabrics on her equipal sofas and cushions, Nikki sells lots of Talavera, paintings, lamps and some silver jewellery. A great mix of stuff, well put together. Drop in and spend some time.

I also went to visit Robina’s new bathing suit store, “La Sirena Reina” at Juarez 174-B. She has a huge inventory.

Of all the things in the world I do not like to shop for, it’s bathing suits. However, I saw two or three just glancing around that I liked and could afford.

That is – in itself, amazing. I’ll be going back after the holidays are done to seriously try on and get a new suit from Robina. Just maybe I will get to the beach one day…one of my New Year’s Resolutions!

With that cheerful, warm thought, that’s it this year From Here!

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Say No to Paper Lanterns

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exico is renowned for its use of fireworks and now sky lanterns (or Chinese lanterns) are becoming popular.

These paper lanterns are released during holidays, weddings and fiestas. Sure, they look beautiful but similar to released balloons, sky lanterns all return to earth as litter and potential fire hazards, especially with the Palapa roofs we have here in Puerto Vallarta and across the Riviera Nayarit.

They are often marketed as “biodegradable” or “earth-

friendly,” both untrue. Sky lanterns are made with treated paper, wires and/or a bamboo ring that do not burn up and have to land somewhere. They can travel for miles and always land as dangerous litter.

Sky lanterns have caused huge structure fires and wildfires.

This flaming aerial trash has caused serious burns to humans and killed animals that eat them or become entangled in their fallen remains.

With no way to gauge where or

when they will land, these lanterns can very well land in the bay and become a death trap for turtles, whales, dolphins and more of our valued habitat.

Entire countries have banned the use of sky lanterns, including Austria, Australia, Brazil, New Zealand, Spain, Germany and parts of Canada.

Here in Mexico, there are no such bans but that shouldn’t stop you from appreciating the danger that these lanterns pose and think twice before setting any off.

Olas Altas Farmers’ Market This week at the Farmers’ Market you will find great things!

MuchoCoco – 100% Bio Organic Oils

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Straight from his coconut plantation located to the south of Puerto Vallarta, Carlos Morlett brings his own tried and true methods of production to create a must have line of 100% natural coconut oil body products.

“Coconuts are one of the Earth’s miracle super plants,” says Morlett. “They are so versatile and can be used in many sustainable ways; from food to fuel, and as a natural sunscreen they help protect our waters from the contamination of chemicals that regular sunscreens leave behind.”

This ‘tree of life’ is revered by local populations across Mexico.

In fact, Mexico is the 7th largest producer and exporter of Coconut products with 1,246,400 tonnes of coconuts exported in 2009, a number that has surely grown as the world has embraced the health benefits of coconut oils.

Today, lovers of natural health and beauty products around the world enjoy the benefits of coconut oil to moisturize and protect dry skin, fight sun exposure and even pesky mosquitos. With over 300 ways to use coconuts in a healthy way coconuts have taken over! Add it to your coffee, use it to clean your teeth, cook with it for unique tropical flavor, run it through your hair to calm fly-aways, use it for massage and so many other options!

MuchoCoco takes the various healing properties of the coconut and bottles them for Puerto Vallarta’s markets.

The MuchoCoco product line includes pure coconut oil (in solid and liquid form) and bougainvillea infused coconut oil.

If you'd like to learn more about MuchoCoco, contact Morlett at (322) 134-4162 or sunvirginbioorganic(at)yahoo.com.

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Papel Picado: Mexico’s colourful banners

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f you spend any real time in Mexico, especially around certain holidays and celebrations, you will eventually see small, and even large crepe paper, “flags” or “banners” on which an often-intricate design is cut.

If they are large, they usually hang alone, but if small, they often are found in a series of ten or more on a string meant to be hung over an area where a crowd gathers.

The making of these banners is called “papel picado,” literally “punched paper,” relating to how it is made.

The craft is a relatively recent one, dating back only 200 years or so, to the introduction of crepe paper to Mexico. Here it is called “papel chino” (Chinese paper) referring to the fact that it was introduced as a wrapping for expensive items imported from Asia.

Waste not, want not; techniques from wood working were adapted to making decorative items from this delicate paper.

Although similar to cut out paper in China and the making of paper snowflakes by children in northern areas, papel picado techniques were autonomously developed in Mexico. Instead of

using scissors or knives, it is traditionally made with chisels and hammers.

Forty or fifty sheets are layered on top of each other with a stencil made of heavier paper or light cardboard used to trace the design onto the top sheet. Then the paper is cut to make repeating designs.

The use of paper picado has been waning in Mexico. It used to be used for many celebrations but today it is most commonly seen on Day of the Dead, Independence Day (September 16th) and other festivals that promote traditional Mexican identity.

The use of the paper for artistic purposes originally was reserved for those with the money to spend on such things. Today, however, crepe paper is cheap, and there is an abundance of cheaply made alternatives for decorating. This means that the vast majority of papel picado sold in the country is made industrially, but a few exceptions remain. One town known for making traditional papel picado is San Salvador Huixcolotla in Puebla and there are a number of workshops still, even in Mexico City.

Workshops like these make pieces with traditional designs,

but they survive because of orders for custom work, such as papel picado banners with the name of a girl celebrating her quinceañera or a neighborhood wanting to celebrate a particular local image. The largest papel picado workshop in Mexico City is in the semi-rural borough of Xochimilco, known for having more local celebrations than days of the year. Oddly enough, the workshop, Artesanías de Papel Picado Mexicano, sells far more outside of Xochimilco, to other parts of Mexico City and a number of other areas in Mexico.

They also experiment with other materials and uses for the work, such as other kinds of paper, and various kinds of plastics, which have the advantage of holding up better, especially in inclement weather. They make other decorative items such as tablecloths.

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The Palm Cabaret and Bar now on the North Shore

Comings and Goings Comings…

The biggest event this week is the return of Oliver Moreira to Vallarta, in a night of Blues and Classic Rock. This young man – originally from Chile - is the finest Blues harmonica player I have ever heard live. Period.

He will be appearing in concert – with limited seat sales – on December 30th at 8:30 pm at The Jazz Foundation. (See ad in this issue.) The OliBlues Band has Oliver handling lead vocals and, of course, harmonica; Roberto Falcon on bass (btw, Roberto was hand-picked by Diego Mondragon for last week’s Terra Noble concert – see “Goings” below); Carlos Urrea, born in Guadalajara, on lead guitar and backup vocals and rock ‘n roller/ Blues drummer from the Eastern seaboard, Steven Tenney, gluing the whole mix together.

For those of you who have been tricked before by concert start times – this one will begin at 8:30 pm sharp – early for The Jazz Foundation on the Malecon, but there will be another group following the OliBlues Band so get there early, eat, have a couple of drinks and enjoy!

New Year’s Eve will never be the same after you’ve spent it celebrating at Casa Karma.

This extraordinary boutique resort is flying on the tails of its spectacular Christmas Eve bash by bringing back Janette Mason

By Debbie White

T and Kim Kuzma to entertain and Celebrations Vallarta will be serving tapas. There is NO COVER for this event!

And Goings…

The Winter Solstice: Puerto Vallarta at night, lit up like a Christmas tree; the view from Terra Noble instantly amazing and the music… starring Diego Mondragon, internationally acclaimed violinist, royally entertained us all along with a few of his friends.

“Fire on the Mountain” was the name of the last CK-Production of the year, celebrating the shortest day/ longest night of 2016, and the beginning of winter. It could have gone on much later – a happier group of concertgoers could not have been found anywhere. We watched an award-winning belly

dancer and flamenco dancers – mother and daughter. Eduardo Leon – as always, an amazing guitarist and singer. Roberto Falcon, an excellent bass guitar player/teacher was onstage next to Kristian Pentangeli – an expressive percussionist who adds an exotic spirituality wherever he goes, onstage or no. Chris Kenny – the CK of CK-Productions, was brought up on stage by Diego to say a few words. With her wonderful bluesy voice, she belted out an impromptu a cappella stanza in honour of her partner David Guilmette who was that night in hospital. That, in turn, inspired Diego who began a soulful, heart-wrenching violin solo of “Oh, Danny Boy”, played also in honour of David Guilmette who died less than 48 hours later.

Rest, David, in peace.

Tsunami Jet Boat, the roller coaster of the sea arrives in Puerto Vallarta

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uerto Vallarta is the ideal place for adventure lovers!

The warm waters that characterize our beach town become the perfect setting to welcome you to the Tsunami Jet Boat, a new experience you can’t miss!

A speedboat tour with 360º turns, jumps and dives that cause tsunamis, is the newest experience that can be experienced in Puerto Vallarta, thanks to the recently opened Tsunami Jet Boat tour in the city.

Known as “the roller coaster of the sea”, the Tsunami Jet Boat is a boat that can reach speeds of between 90 and 100 kilometers per hour, advance in zigzag, slow down in short stops, perform acrobatic turns, as well as submerge the tip, which causes waves of adrenaline and amusement among passengers.The tour begins

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he Palm Cabaret and Bar in Zona Romantica has been bringing top musical acts to Vallarta for seventeen years, and this season they have expanded their Cabaret outreach to the town of Bucerías, Nayarit. With seating for 80, new sound and lighting along with a remodeled interior, they are off to a good start, as they begin their first season on the North Shore.

Recently, I met the owners, Gustavo and Adriana, who are committed to reaching out to the tourists and residents of our community. They plan to bring more great music to the North Shore all season long.

This new venue has a lot going for it. There's good lighting and sound, an attentive and committed staff, professional musicians and attractive pricing. The musical acts are top Cabaret/Night Club acts currently performing in Puerto Vallarta, but drawn from talent worldwide.

Also, when you consider that it takes most of us at least an hour each way to drive into Old Town (from Bucerías) to see Cabaret entertainment, we can thank our lucky stars that they are now bringing it out here to the North Shore.

"Amy Armstrong and Friends" is featured every Tuesday, and will include special guest performers each week.

Kim Kuzma with Piel Canela will be returning for more shows and Gypsy Rumba will make regular appearances as well, just to name a few!

Tickets for The Palm Cabaret and Bar Bucerias can be purchased online at vallartatickets.com, or at their box office before the show.

The Palm Bucerias is located at Miguel Hidalgo #2 (across the street from the Toscana Mia restaurant) in Bucerías, Nayarit, Mexico.

For more information about upcoming shows, call (329) 298-2653 or visit The Palm Cabaret and Bar Bucerías on Facebook.

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in Marina Vallarta and continues to the south, reaching Olas Altas, giving a panoramic view of the beauty of downtown Puerto Vallarta and the traditional Malecon. Can you imagine a trip high speed through Banderas Bay, enjoying all the view while you feel an incredible excitement?

Puerto Vallarta waters are well known for being a must experience no matter which is your plan: whether you want to chill and relax by the sea

or you love to explore new places, you’d love sports by the sea!

You can enjoy scuba diving with well prepared teachers at Los Arcos Marine Park; do some paddle board and show your balancing eskills; take a sea safari and visit the best beaches of south Puerto Vallarta; practice flyboard… There are many options for everyone! You just need to choose the one that fits you the best!

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Enjoy this miracle of nature!

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Canadian Hit Show “The Legendary Patsy Cline” Returns To Bucerias For Encore Performance

By Merv Buchanan merv@uvs.com

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ast winter, when Patsy Cline fans in the Banderas Bay area learned that popular Canadian entertainer Amberley Beatty was bringing her “Legendary Patsy Cline” show to The Luna Lounge in Bucerias, tickets sold out quickly.

Unfortunately, Ms. Beatty had to catch a flight the next day to meet commitments back in Canada, so a second show was not possible and many fans were disappointed.

To make sure there are enough seats for everyone this year, The Luna Lounge has booked The Legendary Patsy Cline show for two nights, January 5th and 6th.

For those of you who may not be familiar with Patsy Cline’s music, or why she remains so popular, the following background information may be helpful.

In the early 1960s, recording star Patsy Cline took country music uptown with hits like “I Fall To Pieces”, “Walking After Midnight”, “She’s Got You” and many others.

And her recording of Willie Nelson’s timeless “Crazy” became the number one jukebox moneymaker of all time. Cline’s records, seamlessly melding country, pop and blues styles, became instant classics, while she became the standard by which female country singers are judged to this day. Her concerts were sellouts and her

appearances on The Grand Ol’ Opry were major events for millions in the U.S. and Canada.

Patsy Cline sang country songs the way a blues or jazz singer would, and in doing so, changed the face of country music. She found the soul in a song’s lyrics and with impeccable timing and style, turned simple country songs into classics that defied labeling and found their way on to the pop, country and R&B charts. That her recordings still sell today, more than 50 years after her death in a 1963 plane crash, are a testament to her unique talent and popularity.

In “The Legendary Patsy Cline”, talented singer/actress Amberley Beatty, pays tribute to the timeless songs and ground-breaking performance style of Cline, an entertainment icon who helped popularize country music more than anyone of her generation. Ms. Beatty’s powerful performance, together with her ability to motivate an audience, are a true reflection of Patsy Cline, where she loved to be, on stage close to her fans.

Amberley Beatty has performed her Patsy Cline tribute countless times, to the delight of audiences on both sides of the Canada/US border, in theatres, clubs, casinos and ballrooms. Besides fronting numerous bands, recording four

albums and entertaining at festivals and fairs, she has also held down lead roles in theatrical productions of “Oliver” and “Anne of Green Gables”. “I love great songs and I love Patsy Cline,” says Beatty. This may be why she plays the late star so brilliantly.

The Legendary Patsy Cline show is filled with music and laughter, featuring more than thirty of Cline’s trademark hits, sprinkled with lots of the “barn dance humour” she was famous for. It is not a quiet story about the life and times of the famous star.

It is a raucous, exciting, upbeat re-creation of a typical, Patsy Cline concert, circa 1962. Ms. Beatty “talks the talk” and “walks the walk”, nailing every nuance of every song, centre-stage, or strolling through the aisles, singing and joking with the audience, as Cline did.

Amberley’s friendly, outgoing style makes her after-concert “meet and greet” sessions as popular as her shows. She loves to chat with the fans, while patiently signing piles of her CDs, until the last happy fan has left the building.

Information on her January 5th and 6th shows at The Luna Lounge are available on the venue’s web site and elsewhere in this publication.

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Step up to the stage in 2017

Boutique seeks volunteers, actors, singers, learners

By Catherine Beeghly

New in 2017 Opportunities for personal growth

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eady for a challenge in the New Year? All are invited to The Boutique Dinner Theatre for auditions for a new comedy.

Auditions for “Soapicide,” a spoof on soap operas directed by T.J. Hartung, will be at 10 a.m. Jan. 5. “If you like soap operas, you’ll like this show,” he said. “And if you don’t like soap operas, you’ll love this show. Who is killing the soap opera stars? And why? Find out in this hilarious spoof.”

Hartung is looking for a cast of thirteen.

“For people new to acting, there are some interesting roles. For experienced actors, there are some challenging roles,” he added.

Show dates are March 16, 17, 18, 23, 24, and 25.

Auditions will be announced soon for a “Best of Broadway” review, directed by Ralph Hyman. Singers should come prepared, preferably with sheet music, to perform a Broadway song, and an accompanist will be provided. “I want the auditioners to introduce themselves, talk about why they chose the song they did, and what meaning it has to them,” Hyman said.

The Boutique is also looking for volunteers--stage hands, painters, graphic artists, as well as actors and directors.

Mikki Prost continues her new show, an original tribute to Brenda Lee. “Little Miss Dynamite: The Life and Times of Brenda Lee,” performs at 7:30 p.m. Wednesdays, Jan. 4, 11, and 18.

To round out 2016, Ken and Karrie

Sebryk, founding directors of The Boutique, will give three encore performances of “Love Letters” on Dec. 29, 30 and 31. Reviewer Marcia Blondin called it “a tour de force in both their careers – they invoked smiles and laughter, wistfulness and pain, and poked hard at that peculiar longing each of us has close to our hearts … that love will conquer all, and knowing intellectually that, of course, it cannot.”

Playing Jan. 5, 6. 7, 12, 13 and 14 is “The Kitchen Witches,” a comedy directed

by Lynne Dellinger. Two rival cooking show

hostesses, played by Alice Averett and Cat Meders, battle it out with hilarious and messy results. Rounding out the cast will be Rob Grant and Catherine Beeghly.

Dana Zeller stars in a one-woman cabaret show, “Women on the Edge,” Jan. 26 through Feb. 11, Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays.

The Boutique Dinner Theatre offers exciting evenings of dinner-and-a-show options.

The theatre is located upstairs at Nacho Daddy, 287 Basilio Badillo. Delicious threecourse dinners are served at 5 p.m., with the shows at 6 p.m. On Wednesdays only, the

Eight live presentations by Vallarta thinkers and performers are planned in Tuesday TED talks, from 10 a.m. to noon.

“Many Malalas: The Courageous Pursuit of Education in Pakistan” with Millard Mott, Jan. 10.

“Psychopaths Who Walk Among Us” with Miriam Green, Jan. 24.

“Telepathy, Synchronicity and the Afterlife,” Jerry Kroth, Feb. 7.

“Own Your Own Voice,” Mark Zeller, Feb. 21.

“Creative Living: A Work in Progress,” Dan Grippo, March 7.

“Diary of a Dairy Queen and Spicy Tales from the Taco Belle,” Joanna and Chi Chi Rones, March 21.

“Artificial Intelligence: Opportunity and Threat,” John Wilson-Bugbee, April 4.

“American Journey: Tales from a Troubadour,” Larry Long, April 18.

The series is produced by Norma Schuh. Tickets cost $250 pesos per session.

shows start at 7:30 p.m. Tickets cost $250 pesos for the show only; or $525 pesos for dinner and the show. For information call 322-192-4616.

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ADORABLE DOG IN THE SPOTLIGHT...CALLIE

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e sure to stop by the Kathleen Carrillo Galleries, 325 Calle Constitucion, in Old Town Puerto Vallarta for the Southside Shuffle this Friday December 30th from 6-10 pm.

Kathleen has created some new works inspired by her visit to Europe this past June. She has planned a new Italian Riviera workshop that will be taking artists to her beloved Cinque Terre, Italy from June 5-12, 2017. Come in see the new works and put

your name on the list to have a dazzling experience painting and exploring the amazing Italian Riviera with her. She or her staff will be glad to share some of the details with you.

Have a glass of wine and enjoy her magical Architectural Whimsy Collection of places around the world. www.KathleenCarrilloGalleries.com The view of the Poets Bay, from our hotel in Cinque Terre, Italy!

Callie is a year old Labrador mix weighing 48.4 pounds. She is a high energy young girl and just loves to run and play catch. Callie has the best temperament and gets along with everyone. She is good with all other dogs she meets and is even good with cats.

Callie would be the perfect dog for an active

family who loves the outdoors. She even likes to go for the occasional swim! She has been spayed, dewormed and fully vaccinated. Now she just needs that loving family to call her own. If you are interested in adopting Callie, contact us at spcapv@gmail. com for an application.

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Jeffrey Scott Artamonov is...

“Rocket Man”

By Merv Buchanan merv@uvs.com

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inger/songwriter/pianist Reggie Dwight, aka Elton John, has been a major force on the entertainment scene since he and lyricist Bernie Taupin hooked up, in the late sixties. Beginning with his 1970 breakthrough hit “Your Song”, Sir Elton John, knighted by Queen Elizabeth in 1998, has sold more than 300,000,000 records. According to U.S. and U.K. record charts, his song “Candle In The Wind”, written about Marilyn Monroe, then re-written in memory of Princess Diana, is the best selling single of all time. During his lengthy career, he has had more than 50 “Top 40” hits. In addition to being a huge pop star, he has also found success in musical theatre, most notably with his original score for “The Lion King”.

Jeffrey Scott Artamonov has been performing the music of Sir Elton John for almost 20 years. Jeff's stage show features colourful costumes, skillful piano playing and those distinctive Elton John vocals. And by channelling the star's flamboyant look, style and mannerisms, he makes audiences feel they are in the presence of “musical royalty”. Many

say “it's like seeing Elton John in his prime”.

The “Rocket Man” musical repertoire is equally entertaining. It features 4 decades of Elton John's hits. Songs that everyone knows. The show has toured all across Canada and the U.S., in theatres, nightclubs, casinos, arenas, stadiums and fairs including the famous Calgary Stampede and has been featured on numerous radio and television shows. The response has always been both loud and positive.

A native of Toronto, Canada, Jeff Artamonov began playing piano at 7 years of age and studied at The Royal Conservatory of Music for 11 years. He began playing professionally in the 1980s in nightclubs and piano bars, while working on his Bachelor of Arts degree at York University. Besides being a successful entertainer, he is an accomplished songwriter, musical arranger and recording engineer. He also owns and operates a state of the art, digital recording studio, in Toronto.

Rocket Man is at El Rio BBQ on January 7th and The Luna Lounge on January 8th.

More information is available on the venue web sites and elsewhere in this paper.

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475 MXN / $23.75 USD Tickets include: one margarita or iced tea, luncheon and the fashion show Proceeds go to benefit Amigos de La Cruz de Huancaxtle, A.C.

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aradise”…..a land where life is worry-free and simple.

We all seek a place where all responsibilities are left behind, where having-to is forgotten and replaced with not-having to.

Many foreigners found this “Paradise” in beautiful Mexico where they find pleasant surroundings, affordable living and a wonderful lifestyle!

Several years ago the Mexican Federal Government made it possible for foreigners, non-Mexicans, to acquire the “rights of ownership” for properties in the “forbidden zone” opening the door to the coastal regions where many a foreigner has purchased his “own piece of paradise”.

Many of these foreign owners partially subsidize their paradise by renting their property to visitors who desire a vacation rental over the traditional hotel experience. The rental income helps offset the cost or ownership and provides a great incentive for having the property while also using it personally. All seemed well with this arrangement until a recent issue on rental income tax requirements began to surface.

While the Mexican Federal Government welcomes foreigners to purchase the “rights of ownership” on properties in Mexico, it also expects the owners to abide by the Mexican laws governing these rights. The pressure is on to get these owners legal and paying taxes as the law requires.

The current situation in Mexico is that many foreign owners are not complying with the laws either due to not knowing about them, getting bad advice about them or

choosing to ignore them altogether. Regardless of the reason, lack of compliance is risky at best.

The law in Mexico is simple; any income from a rental property located in Mexico is taxable in Mexico….period!

It is important to know that in accordance with Mexican law, at the moment of acquiring property and the rights to use and enjoy it, if via fideicomiso or another title, (regulated by the Secretaria de Relaciones Exteriores, SRE) you will be considered Mexican in every respect concerning the fideicomiso. In case of any failures to comply with Mexican laws, you may lose your rights as the holder of a fideicomiso and the related property, to the Mexican Government as beneficiary (so it is ruled under the Second Title of the Foreign Investment Law and Regulations). The SRE gives permission to foreigners to be holders of a fideicomiso this allows foreigners to acquire property in any zone. This brings with it the obligation to comply with all laws concerning the property as the object of the fideicomiso.

If you rent the property you have purchased in Mexico you do have tax obligations in Mexico. Many people believe that if they rent rooms in Mexico but receive the money in the US or Canada that they do not have any tax obligations in Mexico. This is not true. If you rent a property that is located in Mexico, the income generated by this rental is taxable in Mexico.

The Mexican tax authority is getting tougher each year and recently has been reviewing web pages to determine what properties are being rented. If you rent your property and do not pay taxes

Facts to know about Taxation when renting your condos, houses or villas in Mexico

you are running the risk of having the tax authority put a lien on your property or worse.

If you rent property, contact a certified public accountant, get registered and start filing and paying taxes. It is not worth losing having your property encumbered for a tax debt and having to pay an

attorney to defend you.

David Connell has been living and working in Mexico for over 16 years. He is a licensed Mexican attorney and the managing partner of the firm Connell & Associates with offices in Mexico City, Ixtapa/ Zihuatanejo and Puerto Vallarta.

Mr. Connell sits on the board of

several organizations and corporations including non-profit and charitable organization, real estate and development companies, Home Owner Associations, hotel, time-share and fractional companies.

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Celebrating the New Year in Mexico

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ireworks, ringing bells, 12 grapes, a family dinner, sparkling wine, hugs and music set the stage for a typical New Year’s celebration in Mexico. As in the rest of the world, we Mexicans gather together with our loved ones, relatives or friends to celebrate what we’ve shared during the past year and to wish a better one for everyone.

It’s very traditional to eat 12 grapes at the moment that the countdown begins to welcome the New Year, representing 12 wishes; lentils are spread around the door as a symbol of abundance; sweeping toward the outside of the home, to drive everything bad from the previous year out of it, or using red underwear that night to attract love, or yellow to attract money...

Also rituals are still preserved in Mexico whose origins date back to pre-Hispanic times.

The various cultures that inhabited what is now Mexico also celebrated the end of one cycle and the beginning of another, which did not necessarily have the duration of the current year.

And although each had its own calendars and rituals, in general, they shared some fundamental concepts and elements.

For them, time was not lin ear, but cyclical. That is, every so often, the most important events were repeated, such as the seasons and the movements of the stars, as well as the periods of war, the dreaded years of drought or devastating floods.

That’s why the ancient Mexicans were great observers of nature and even had several calendars such as religious and agricultural ones, which determined all the activities within every sector of society, from planting to the most favorable time to wage war.

Both the Mayans and the Aztecs performed very solemn ceremonies, rituals and sacrifices to thank the gods for the beginning of a new era.

Fire was a fundamental part in all of them, because in Pre-Hispanic cultures, fire is the purifying element par excellence.

And it is precisely these two elements, fire and the observation of the natural environment, which have survived in the New Year celebration among Mexico’s populations. Some other tradi-

tional ways of celebrating include: The Totonac of Veracruz perform a ritual involving the community healers and the blood offering of chickens, tamales, bread and flowers to the ancient gods.

In Oaxaca, young zoques dress up as «huehues” (elders) and “burn” the old year to then go celebrate at a carnival held in the community’s homes. In other villages, the elderly use rockets to illuminate the sky and carefully observe it at the precise arrival of the new year.

That’s how they know whether

it will be a year of rain or drought.

The cabañuelas have great importance in rural Mexico.

The name derives from the sixteenth month of the Mayan calendar: Caban, and refers to the detailed observation of the climate during the initial 12 days of the year, in order to predict the weather for the next 12 months.

It is known that this system of observation, which seems so empiric, was also used by the most ancient cultures of humanity; Babylon and Israel.

In addition many indigenous peoples retain their own account of the years and celebrate their «new year» on different dates, such as the Seri, in the desert of Sonora, northern Mexico, who celebrate it on June 30 and on July 1. Likewise, in Santiago Tuxtla, Veracruz, the new Mesoamerican year is celebrated on the first Friday in March by way of a ritual offering to the sun.

Most charmingly though, the custom called el “recalentado” (the “re-heated”)

is a long-standing tradition rooted throughout Mexico, quite in keeping with the festive and generous character of the Mexicans and also with the abundant and delicious national gastronomy.

It consists simply of sharing the next morning what was left over from the dinner with either the same or other guests. It is said that the recalentado is even more delicious than the dinner itself...

Feliz Año Nuevo!

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streets for the little ones, clowns putting on shows for all to see and a mixture of traditional Mexican games and trinkets to entertain even the youngest of visitors.

If you’re nervous about taking small children out into the crowds, many of Vallarta’s most beloved resorts have action-packed schedules for guests of all ages.

Regardless of where you spend your evening, the nearly limitless options of activities will ensure a memorable New Year’s Eve for everyone involved.

ew Year’s Eve is always an exciting time in Puerto Vallarta.

From brilliant firework displays to sensational parties with music and dancing, there is never a shortage of things to do on Banderas Bay. The yearly celebration is a chance to shed the troubles weighing us down, reminisce about all of the good times, and stand ready for the new year to come with our friends and families close by. Whether you’re young or old, an all-night partier or someone who prefers a more relaxed environment, Puerto Vallarta is the place for you this New Year’s Eve. The fun-loving city has a variety of celebrations, each unique and designed to suit the diversified styles for bringing in the New Year.

A Magical New Year’s Eve for Two If you’re looking for a romantic evening with your better half, look no further than Puerto Vallarta. The stunning city, situated on the shores of Banderas Bay, provides visitors with countless beachfront dining options. Head out early and spend the last few hours of 2015 watching a myriad of colors dance over the bay as the sun sets along

the horizon.

Various restaurants around town offer front row seats, not only to the glorious sunsets, but also to the epic displays of pyrotechnics that mark the year’s end. Many restaurants even have late-night packages where you can enjoy the fireworks while feasting on a specially prepared dinner and sipping on refreshing drinks so you can spend more time in the

company of your loved one and less time planning all the details.

The mixture of gourmet cuisine and awe-inspiring natural and artificial beauty will set the scene for an extremely romantic New Year’s Eve in Puerto Vallarta.

A Family Affair to Celebrate the New Year It should come as no surprise that the city, once recognized as

the friendliest in the world, is a great place to vacation with your family.

With that being said, New Year’s Eve in Puerto Vallarta is also a family-friendly affair.

The street parties are full, with kids of all ages accompanying their parents in one of the most celebrated events of the year.

Keep an eye out and you might see bounce houses set up on side

A Relaxing Evening for a Great Start to the New Year While there is a considerable amount of action packed things to do on New Year’s Eve in Puerto Vallarta, the city is also a great place for those looking to relax.

Visitors can bring the year to a close by enjoying a quiet dinner at any one of the gourmet restaurants around town, by strolling the beach outside the resort for a chance to see the fireworks in the distance, or simply by taking in the beauty of the night sky while relaxing in the comfort of their balcony or terrace.

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isitors to Puerto Vallarta and Riviera Nayarit are in for a gourmet treat. From the simple taco stands you can find just about anywhere to fine dining in internationally acclaimed restaurants there is something for every palate and budget.

Mexican families love to gather and share meals either in their homes or at restaurants and during the holidays it is no different.

There are special regional dishes as well as special dishes made depending on the season or holiday. Here are some of the more traditional Christmas and New Year’s foods you might want to try!

Tamales Tamales are cornmeal dumplings which may be prepared with a variety of different fillings.

They are wrapped in corn husks (or occasionally banana leaves), and steamed. Because tamales are time consuming to prepare, they are a special holiday food that are only made a few times throughout the year, in large batches, often with many members of the family

assisting in parties that are called tamaladas.

Bacalao Bacalao (dried salted codfish) starts showing up in markets and grocery stores throughout Mexico as Christmas approaches. This dish of European origin has become a common component of a traditional Mexican Christmas feast. Bacalao a la Vizcaina is a popular recipe in which the cod is stewed with tomatoes, capers, olives, and potatoes,

but it may be prepared in a variety of ways.

Romeritos A green leaf vegetable with small leaves, this plant resembles rosemary, for which it is named.

Romeritos are most often served as romeritos en revoltijo, with shrimp cakes and doused in mole.

This Mexican Christmas dish is also served during Lent.

Pozole Pozole is hominy soup made

with pork or chicken and seasoned with chile and garlic. It is served with garnishes of shredded lettuce or cabbage, thinly sliced radishes, avocado, oregano, and lime wedges. It makes a hearty meal and is made in large batches, making it a great party food, which besides being a popular choice for a Christmas dinner, is also served during Mexican Independence Day or Cinco de Mayo parties.

Buñuelos

Served with a hot drink, buñuelos make an excellent treat on a cold night. This crispy fried treat is like a sweet tostada which is sprinkled with sugar or doused in syrup. In Oaxaca there are special stands set up at Christmastime selling buñuelos and atole. After enjoying the sweet fritter, you make a wish and throw your clay plate on the ground, where it smashes to bits. This tradition is said to spring from an Prehispanic festivity in which all the dishes were broken at the end of a calendar cycle.

Ponche Navideño Mexican hot fruit punch is made with tejocotes (Mexican hawthorn), which look like crab apples but have large pits and a unique flavor.

Guavas, apples, and other fruit are added and the drink is flavored with cinnamon and sweetened with piloncillo. This is a wonderfully warming beverage, whether taken with or without piquete (a splash of alcohol).

Rosca de Reyes This sweet bread is served on King’s Day (Día de Reyes), on January 6, but may start appearing in Mexican bakeries around Christmastime.

Provecho! a Guide to Eating Healthy in Mexico

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strongly believe that Mexican cuisine is one of the best things on the planet. I am also convinced that I could gleefully consume guacamole, margaritas, huevos rancheros, and fish tacos every single day for the remainder of my life. Unfortunately, there’s just one little problem with my scheme: overindulging in Mexican food (especially westernized Mexican food) can lead to an expansive waistline, low energy levels and generally poor health.

That’s not to say it’s impossible to travel to Mexico, enjoy plenty of the local food on a daily basis, and still arrive home wearing the same jeans you departed in. Consider a few of the following tips on your next jaunt to Mexico (or your favorite nearby Mexican restaurant) for a guaranteed healthier experience:

Get colorful If you’re eating something like tacos or nachos, go light on the meat and cheese but heavy on the fresh toppings. Think colorful produce like lettuce, tomatoes, salsa, and other vegetables, as well as fresh ceviche; you’ll satiate

your hunger with two tacos instead of ten. If you’re worried about the cleanliness of the produce, look for restaurants that are packed with locals and families. The popularity of a restaurant is typically the best indication of its cleanliness.

Swap the Guac Sure, avocados are one of the world’s healthiest foods. But that’s given a serving size of 1 oz.—or roughly 1/5 of an avocado. I adore guacamole. If a bowl of it lands on my table, I’m definitely eating way more than 1 oz of it. So to enjoy guacamole without overdoing it, I swap the guacamole dip for salsa. I still get my guacamole fix by adorning my tacos or salads with a dollop of the gooey green goodness.

Avoid fried chips and shells If you’re given a choice, choose a flour or corn tortilla over a fried shell. You’ll save a lot of calories without compromising on any of the flavors. Soon you will be preferring the flour tortillas as part of your eating habit in no time!

Choose beverages wisely My favorite restaurant in Mexico

served margaritas the size of my head. Add to that the large number of local beers and tequilas on offer, and it was no wonder I found myself forgetting to drink any water all day long. I soon learned to swap the daily alcoholic beverages for a local drink called chia fresca—coconut water, chia seeds and lime. It’s delicious, hydrating and healthy.

Prepare your own breakfast This tip is handy for your health and your wallet. Try to prepare a healthy breakfast at your hotel before heading out. Not only will you save calories, you’ll start the day with a healthier mindset, which can lead to better decision making for the rest of the day. Reward yourself with guilt-free brunch one morning during your travels.

Remember, it’s all about moderation Like all good things in life, eating healthy in Mexico is all about moderation. You never know when you’ll be back to Mexico, so enjoy the cuisine while you can, and don’t feel guilty if you splurge on occasion. Just remember, too much of a good thing is never very good at all.

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he Grand Pub Quiz for charity returns to Puerto Vallarta. Bring your friends and enjoy a friendly pub quiz. Join us as we will move from week to week to different bars! There is over $25000 pesos in prizes from generous sponsors all over Puerto Vallarta! Donation fee is $300 pesos per person, of which 100% will go towards building a new playground for the children of Colonia Vista Hermosa. We are fortunate to be working with DIF, the Jay Sadler Project and the American Legion on this worthy project.

Grand Pub Quiz Schedule Week 1 - Murphy’s Irish Pub Wednesday January 4th Week 2 - Twisted Palms and Escondida Sports Bar - Wednesday January 11th* Week 3 - Las Adelitas - Thursday January 19th Week 4 - Beach Bar - Wednesday January 25th Week 5 – Murphy’s Irish Pub Wednesday February 1st Each bar will give a free

welcome drink to each participating customer (Mexican beer, well drink, or house wine). *On week two half of the group in one bar and half in the other – This will be organized the week previous at Murphy’s.

THE JAY SADLER PROJECT “ MAKING A DIFFERENCE”

On your next visit to PV…

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any of our readers stay here in Puerto Vallarta in hotels, all-inclusive resorts and time-shares and eat food that they would normally eat in Canada or the USA but next time you’re in town it might be fun for you to try a bed and breakfast or rent a villa for you and a few friends. You will have plenty to choose from and, best of all, if you take an IFC Home Tour in the next few days you might be able to check one or more of them out.

The International Friendship Club (IFC) has been operating the Home Tours for 30 years and donates all of the profits earned to its cleft palate program, its dental outreach program and 21 different charities in the area.

Very generous homeowners open their homes for the IFC to show to visitors and residents.

Comfortable, air-conditioned buses take travellers to four homes that are overlooking the ocean or concealed behind high walls. Some have spectacular art and furnishings or waterfalls, fountains and other unusual architectural features. Many of them are owned and occupied as a private residence, some are for sale or rent and some are operated as B&Bs. In all instances, our visitors can see for themselves what it would be like to live here under differing circumstances.

One of the B&Bs in P.V. that is open to the IFC Home Tours is Hacienda Mosaico which is owned by Sam Leonard, an artist who has lived and worked in Puerto Vallarta

for many years, and has been a supporter of the IFC Home Tours for over ten years. Her walled garden hacienda with swimming pool and inviting common areas is as relaxing as it gets. Art, both natural and woman-made abounds! The lush garden is home to mango, guayaba, and banana trees, along with flowering ginger, hibiscus, jasmine, bird of paradise as well as the ever-present bougainvillea. Hacienda Mosaico is located in Colonia Versalles, a typical upscale Mexican neighbourhood that affords visitors a chance to experience the charm of daily life in old

Mexico. You will find cobbled streets, where tortillerias and markets cater to the locals rather than the tourists but where the beach is just a few steps away.

Another stop on the Home Tours might be at Hacienda Escondida. It’s in an interesting location right in the heart of old town but shielded from the hustle and bustle by a high wall. It’s a favourite with our customers as a place to see but is also rated very highly by reviewers on Trip Advisor, one of whom wrote in December… This beautiful Hacienda is nestled in the Zona Romantica. The gardens

and rooms are really gorgeous and nothing is too much trouble for the owner, Scott. In all my travels, I have not come across another guesthouse with so many thoughtful touches.

It was exceptionally clean and well tended.

Unlike many other hotels in Puerto Vallarta, Hacienda Escondida is situated in the ‘real’ old town with cobbled streets yet a short walk to the white sands.

If a big birthday or anniversary is in the future you might like to wander around Casa La Villita, another supporter of the Home Tours that visitors always enjoy. It is a spectacular 14-bedroom villa decorated in bright colours with Mexican artwork, including the traditional artisan telavera. Meals can be prepared for you by the staff while you lounge by the pool or watch for whales and dolphins from the rooftop deck and, of course, watch the sun set into the Pacific. This place is spectacular. Get a group together and come on down!

Tickets for the IFC Home Tours are limited so it is advisable to book online at http://www. toursforvallarta.com or to pick them up at the office (located upstairs at the northeast corner of the bridge where Insurgentes crosses the River Cuale) between 9:00 and 1:30. They do go on sale at the Sea Monkey (Aquiles Sedan at the beach) at 9:00am on Tuesdays and Wednesdays, which is where the tours leave from at 10:30. Stairs and cobbled streets are a fact of life in PV so travellers on the tours should be mobile enough to cope with them. All profits are used to make life better for Mexicans living here so it’s a good cause to support and a fun thing to do.

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appy New Year to all! New Year’s Eve is a big celebration around the Banderas Bay with amazing menus, live entertainment and with just about every hotel displaying firework shows. The Chinese lanterns are also becoming the big deal. I am bombarded at every light and beach restaurant with vendors selling them. As beautiful as these lanterns are, they are quite toxic and hazardous; starting fires, injuring and killing animals on land and sea etc. If you have purchased one please think twice before sending out to…well, who knows where it is going to land! I had an idea if there could be a way to tie some kind of light weight tether to it and just watch it float whilst making your wish. It could then come back down so you could throw it away afterwards. Now, I have not tried this; it is just an idea! (Check out the great article in the paper on the hazards of these lanterns.) Many other countries have banned these hazardous lanterns. It’s always a choice, and it’s the choices we make that are important.

Most folks are ready to party down for New Year’s. Feasting and drinking with friends and lovers at favorite restaurants; kissing at the stroke of midnight, dancing all night with many parties raging until dawn.

The party is ON! If the big fun is not your thing you may find yourself at low key smaller

private party. The beginning of the New Year is the time where people reflect on their lives and traditionally make their “New Year’s resolutions” or actually set new intentions for recreating their lives. Quitting smoking or other habits that no longer serve them, more exercise and actually using the gym membership or finding the love of their life are just a few examples.

Spiritual Gatherings Many gather in a more spiritual way to embrace and take the opportunity to reflect on their personal progress, bringing in hope and joy and the potentials to create a happier life. You may know of a gathering like this, or you may want to invite your friends over and create your own.

Spirituality helps you connect and inspires you to be your true self, your soul self, and live from that center.

It’s challenging enough to set aside time for meditation, contemplation and rejuvenation these days. Here are some ideas that you can have fun with to create potentials for your New Year in a fun group setting.

1. The first step would be to invite other like minded family and friends over who would enjoy a nice dinner in the comfort of your home with the intention of spiritual reflection.

You may be very surprised who will want to come! Take turns sharing meaningful and positive memories of the past year. (Or what has been

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This will help you to get to know each other better and also allow a potential for a more intimate and meaningful relationship.

2. Have Gratitude. It’s great to take some time to focus on all we have accomplished and all of the blessings in our lives. Make a list of these things and share some of them with each other. Your list will be a lot longer than you think!

3. Goal Setting and Manifesting.

The New Year is all about the energy of new beginnings and setting your intentions for the New Year is very powerful. We are amazing creators!

Make a list with categories. Be as

riviera nayarit specific as you can. Taking turns to set goals out loud can also be very empowering.

4. Meditate. Meditation and being mindful is a very powerful practice.

Spend time just before and after midnight in a meditation, or a guided meditation. This will really ground you and bring you to your center, and you will come into the New Year feeling peaceful and with a sense of joy and acceptance.

5. Bring instruments to your party and sing songs together instead of listening to only one person. It’s fun to sing together!

6. Spending time with you. As some may think of this as depres-

sing or lonely, on a spiritual level it is actually making the choice to focus on yourself to promote the expanding of your consciousness.

The goal is to prioritize self care and enjoy each moment.

If you would like to attend a spiritual gathering you may try looking for one through a yoga or spiritual center or your local church. For other fun parties and shows check out the allBucerias.com and the allLaCruz. com calendars and enjoy the festivities! Thanks for tuning in this week.

No matter what you choose, enjoy your New Year’s Eve celebrations!

Many blessings of loving kindness and joy for all.

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Sayulita Escapade Here We Come!

by Virginia Fox v@vcfox.net

Virginia Fox is a storyteller, writer, actor, promoter and owner of Wild Side Productions in Puerto Vallarta and Chicago, She’s a member of the PV Writer’s group and is working on a story collection, “Moon Lady’s Wild Rides.”

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nother joyous season in Puerto Vallarta with another great reason to put a positive spin on life! In our new chapter, my husband, Cal, and I continue to look for adventure and the humour in all things. With an enforced “time out” as I recuperate from a fractured wrist, I find myself mostly dependent on dictation. As a writer and chaotic thinker, dictation is my first new challenge.

(My “new normal” challenges will be shamelessly exposed in later stories.) Dictation works because you save the wrist from incessant typing of first drafts, but in my case, it doesn’t often recognize “V speak”. The difference between what it hears, and what I say, is no doubt funnier than my corrected version, but makes no sense to anyone but me.

“We’ve got a good excuse for a getaway,” I said to Cal excitedly as we agreed to let some friends use our PV condo. “Let’s find an inexpensive place and have an adventure. And

we’ll get a great story out of it!”

The little green casita on the south end of Sayulita sounded perfect. It would have less noise than the plaza, promised several outdoor patios, beautiful chirping birds and butterflies and a full kitchen. Getting there required extra communication with the owners. “Turn off the highway when you see the cow sign,” they said, which was our first clue it would be in a rustic neighborhood.

Second clue was “there may be the occasional sounds of roosters.” We’ve been spared the sounds of roosters in our other offbeat rentals, so this would be a new experience and infuse a little of the “Country” into this “City Girl.”

With the cow sign half hidden in the highway bush, we saw it just in time to turn and couldn’t miss seeing the neon green of the house ten minutes later. It was easy to find parking on the dirt road for our brand-new sparkling VW rental. As the only vehicle that was white and new, we knew it would not look like the same when we pulled out. With the motorcycles and trucks kicking up dust on the highway, it would soon blend

in with the “hood.” A comfortable tucked away area, if Casa Mariposa delivered half the promotional highlights, we’d have a great two weeks. I reminded myself, it’s not the Four Seasons, where the stories are about awe-inspiring food and service; it’s about the stories of life.

We were given a little key to our front iron gate that was one half of the property.

The colorful laundry hanging on the line gave it a comfortable lived in feel. “Did you see it only has a double bed?” our friends asked. Yes, we knew this and being small people, planned to cuddle like we did by when we visited my mother and slept in my childhood double bed.

The casita was small and “bohemian” as promised, and it was clean! We immediately began to unpack and squeeze our over packing into every small nook and flat surface. The groceries we bought at Mega on the way up were too many to fit in the small fridge, but there was always the floor. Lucky for me, Cal never brings a lot of clothes and I got most of a small exposed rack with 10 hangers. We even had a chest with two drawers in it. I fell in love again with my favorite funky colorful clothes, hanging them on the steel rod. Adding the perfect final touch to rod décor, I positioned my long silver sequin scarf in the middle, just waiting to be worn drinking Champagne in a beach bar on Christmas.

“We can do this,” I said lying down on the double bed featuring a yellow & red crocheted quilt I knew some past relative had made with love. We would not be having any problems from the mattress being too soft and the four inches between my side of the bed and the wall guaranteed I’d be getting exercise crawling in and out over the top, trying not to knee Cal in a sensitive place. And there was absolutely no way of falling in that space.

“This is an upgrade,” we laughed, looking at four patterned mugs all with handles and four matched white plates. Our modest San Pancho casita last year featured two mugs, one with a broken handle and two

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Another great source of stories for friends who would rather live vicariously through my printed words than brave the experiences.

Sayulita, now a Pueblo Magico, is booming! Streets filled with a cross culture of revelers. Young families, dreadlocked dudes. Lacy picados (decorated paper flags) hanging on high wires across every street.

Overflowing restaurants serving patrons on tables set on top of cobbled streets.

Laughter, music, sparkling lights, children and dogs gathered together to celebrate out loud in a cacophony of textures, sights and sounds.

Hanging glass hearts and large paintings of pink hibiscus adorned the walls of Los Corazones restaurant where we decide to dine. We toast to our good life’s fortune with Cal’s mango licuado, a star fruit adorning the rim, and I with a glass of my favorite cheap chardonnay. Owned by a Mexican chef and his outgoing wife from Portland, we settle in for a delicious meal.

In closing, I want to express how lucky we are to have so many things for which to be thankful. Family, friends near and far, and this amazing country that values living out loud in joy while cheerfully embracing us all.

Going out of our comfort zone is in its own way, refreshing.

We’ve traded the garbage truck and condo construction noise of Old Town for a soundtrack of crowing roosters. After one night and morning “wake up call,” the roosters are more than “occasional.” But given disco noise and other alternatives, I think the crowing has a definite edge!.

(Stay tuned for more “Sayulita Escapades” in the coming weeks.)

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Philo started 16 years ago. Thank you, Maria, Debbie, Fiona, Cindy, Dave and the many other elves who helped make this a great day for the La Cruz children.

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Top 5 Things to do in Riviera Nayarit and Vallarta

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uerto Vallarta and Riviera Nayarit, both offer an array of endless activities and attractions for visitors. But, how do you jam-pack it all into a week or if you’re lucky a two-week break? What are the real highlights to be found here? We’ve compiled the ultimate “Must-do’s” which will ensure you fulfill that oncein-a-lifetime experience, with ease.

Adventures & Wildlife – Take a ride on the wild side Both regions offer an abundance of outdoorsy adventures, both on land and at sea and an unparalleled diversity of unique wildlife.

Start off by exploring the spectrum of marine life in Banderas Bay, along the coast of Puerto Vallarta and southern Riviera Nayarit; where along with diving, water-skiing, canoeing, sailing and surfing, this is a fisherman’s paradise offering some of the best sea sport fishing around. It is not however just fish that live in these warm waters; they are joined by gentle giants including whales and dolphins who dance around the Pacific along with sweet sea turtles and even a crocodile reserve. Embark on an evening tour to the sea turtle nursery camps, enjoy an

educational program on the conservation and witness these stunning creatures in reality.

If, swimming with wild dolphins is on your bucket list, it can be found and enjoyed here. Vallarta’s professional biologists are on hand to provide an educational tour before introducing you to these wonderful creatures in their natural, safe habitat- no cages or man-made enclosures here! www.wildlifeconnection.com For those looking for an adrenaline fuelled force, mountain biking, jeep safaris, horseback riding and even bungee jumping over the picture-perfect slopes of the Sierra Mountains, is on offer. If you’re a surfer dude, Riviera Nayarit is the place to be. Head north to the “coolest” town of Sayulita, this colourful haven is bursting with hippy vibes and sandy toes along with the best surf around. This authentic slice of paradise is also carpeted with art galleries, quaint cafes and restaurants, including the gorgeous Don Pedro’s palapa overlooking the sandy shoreline. The state of Nayarit is also home to over 500 species of bird and has its own bird watching reserve. This eco-region has the highest concen-

tration of migratory birds within its habitat and is home to the popular Blue Footed Booby Bird. If you are “snap-happy” and enjoy getting those binoculars out, this really is the perfect place to engage with the rich wildlife in the region.

Coastline – Beach Bums Sometimes relaxation really is best, especially when jaw-dropping beaches are involved. Along with the beauty, which can be found in Banderas Bay, the regions are home to some of the best beaches in the world. Head down to Puerto Vallarta’s Los Camarones named “Shrimp Beach” (after the abundance of crustaceans), to lap up endless stretches of powdery white sands and crystal waters. Putter around the shores where craft pop-up stores decorate the promenade and restaurants beckon for you to dine on Mexican grub.

In Riviera Nayarit, water-sport fanatics will enjoy in the coastal gem of Bucerías and its breath-taking bay.

Kayaking, jet skiing and Kite-surfing are among some of the activities you can do here, before settling down under a palmed lounger and swigging back an ice-cold corona. For a more

laid-back experience, embark on a trip to Chacala’s beach and indulge a meal of grilled red snapper a local favourite, in a setting of complete tranquility.

One of the hot spots and most spectacular beaches of the regions is the hidden beach, often named “Playa Del Amor” which only re-opened this summer from an extensive restoration program and can only be accessed swimming through a volcanic rock arch during low tide.

Delectable Gastronomy – Let’s talk Tacos & Tequila The real Mexican cuisine is one of a kind and one to fall in love with.

There is of course, tacos and tequila in endless supply but also other delicious delicacies including yellow fin tuna and “Pescado Sarandeado” originating on the island of Mexcaltitan, in Riviera Nayarit, and best served with Red Snapper, handmade tortillas on palm leaves and fresh spices.

Embark on Vallarta Food Tour’s Mex-ology tour for a whirlwind of culinary adventure. Think tequila, cocktails, tacos, beer and an endless supply of fun whilst you roam around and experience the true art and sounds of the Mexican streets. Love

a bit of luxury and fine dining? Riviera Nayarit’s Punta Mita is sure to impress.

Enjoy an evening of melting sunsets and fine food at the established Four Seasons Resort. Here, Mexican flavours are infused with sophistication and matched with top-tier wines – compliments go to the award-winning chefs’ and their passion for perfection.

Celebrity Spotting – Live like an A-lister It’s no surprise that the rich and famous flock to the regions of Puerto Vallarta and Riviera Nayarit, seeking a quiet break away from the limelight.

Many can be seen dotted around the areas of not only lavish Punta Mita, but also around the hidden costal towns and beaches. Famous faces include the Kardashian clan who are repeating visitors, Hilary Duff, Eva Longoria, Bella Thorne and Selena Gomez (to name a few). If, like these stars you love a little pampering then treat yourself to a stay in Riviera Nayarit’s Punta Mita zone decorated with 5-star luxury resorts including the newly opened W Punta De Mita or, enjoy a paralleled yet more “boutiquey” experience at Vallarta’s Casa Velas resort.

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Life In La Cruz Cindy Bouchard cindy@VillaAmordelMar.com

Duende… a new concept in music and art To know Geo is to understand his commitment to music. He practices daily, writes new material, learns new instruments and passionately creates an experience for his fans. That passion led him to his latest music project, “Duende”; the name is derived from Spanish Flamenco culture. Asked what it means, Geo interprets:

“Duende… what is the Duende?

Through the empty archway blows a wind of the spirit announcing the endless baptism of freshly created things. This mysterious force that everyone feels and no one can explain is like an un-seen power, not a particular work.

It is a child born of struggle and suffering, invited by surrender and nurtured by spontaneity, but nobody can control it or summon it by will.

True creativity needs Duende. It is not a question of ability, but of truth, life and energy. The Duende’s arrival always results in a radical change of form and brings freshness to old patterns. Like a miracle, it takes over with enthusiasm, but, as in a trance, it is not totally of this world.

All arts are capable of Duende, but where it finds its greatest power is in music, dance and the spoken word - for these arts need a living body to deliver and interpret its

cry. Duende is in the blues, the wail of the flamenco singer, the scrape of a rosin’d bow across the strings of an old violin. The eerie and inexplicable sadness that lives in the heart of special works of art. The Duende floats in dark silence until it is summoned.”

Music lovers cherish the sweet sounds Geo creates with his violin, flamenco guitar and more. He has performed with Latcho & Andrea (The Blonde Gypsies). Later, he established and produced the group Luna Rumba, which won numerous international awards.

Duende; a new concept, created to take advantage of the talents of three unique entertainers. Geo arranged all the music and wrote it in traditional score for the instruments that the three members play: Geo plays the Spanish guitar, electric guitar; five string violin; mandolin, and sings.

Luis play’s cello, bass guitar, flute, percussion, keyboard, duduk, and contributes to the vocals.

Lilly is an accomplished dancer, percussionist, plays the mandolin and sings as well.

The concept for the show also includes the use of advanced ‘Looping technology’ so that the members can play more than one instrument in the arrangements. For instance, Luis can play the bass line for the song and then do a solo on the cello, or switch to percussion. Geo will lay down a rhythm guitar part and then either plays a lead guitar or violin solo on top.

You might know Lilly Alcantara who with her husband started a business in Bucerias (Quilombo Cultural Centre), which,

among other things, provides “Cross Fit” classes. Lilly also performs the traditional Son Jorocho Vera Cruz style of music and leads the traditional “Fandango” parties. She has travelled internationally, is a published author, and studied music and dance in Vera Cruz, Mexico; Cuba and South Africa.

Luis Rascon lives in the area with his family. Originally from Mexico City, he attended a leading college of music. For the last few years he was the musical director of

the “Rhythms of the Night” - the top entertainment production in the Banderas Bay area, before joining Luna Rumba.

Duende will be performing its new show every Friday, starting January 13th, at a brand new club in Puerto Vallarta, “Incanto”.

In addition, you can experience Duende at various venues around the Bay. Contact the Octopus Garden/Jardin del Pulpo in La Cruz for tickets for the upcoming shows; January 7th and 21st.

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January Rocks at Luna Lounge in Bucerias!

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his week, Luna Lounge celebrated A Tribute to Jimmy Buffett starring the superbly talented, singer/guitarist,

Brian Neale. Both nights, the audience went crazy for the ‘Tropic Rock’ music that Jimmy Buffet made so popular. With favorites like, “It’s 5 O’clock Somewhere,” “When the Volcano Blows,” “Brown Eyed Girl” and

“Margaritaville,” we were singing, dancing, clapping along and having a fantastic time!

The Bryan Adams New Year’s Eve Tribute Show happens on Saturday, December 31st with an ENCORE performance New Year’s night. You’ll love hearing favorites like, “Cuts Like A Knife,” “Run to You” and “It’s Only Love,” performed by tribute artist, Doug Varty.

New Year’s Eve is sold out, but there are still a few tickets available for the next night.

As with all Luna Lounge shows, a threecourse dinner starts the evening at 6:30 pm, with the show following.

Don’t miss the exciting month of January shows. On Thursday and Friday, January 5th and 6th, Amberly Beatty, brings her Patsy: The Ultimate Tribute Show back to Luna Lounge.

This is a highly acclaimed show that showcases the music and life of Patsy Cline.

You’ll go “Crazy” for this one!

The Rocket Man lands in Bucerias on Sunday, January 8th with Jeffrey Scott Artanmanov’s international hit tribute to Sir Elton John.

You know the tunes and you know you want to hear them again!

On Thursday, January 12th, Luna Lounge will thrill audiences with the Buddy Holly Show starring professional entertainer, Jeff Scott as one of early rock and roll’s most loved stars!

Headliner, Brittany Kingery, will feature her new Linda Ronstadt Show at Luna Lounge on Saturday, January 14th. Brittany has been entertaining crowds around the Bay and around the world and has won multiple “Tropic Rock” awards year after year.

Gino Monopoli brings his fabulous, Elvis

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Live Tribute Show to the venue on Sunday, January 15th with a ‹spot on› performance of Elvis and his magnetic persona.

The truly stunning and talented Annette LaFond returns this season on Thursday, January 19th, with her Shania Live show featuring the music and persona of Shania Twain. You’ll enjoy hearing, “Man, I Feel Like A Woman, “Still the One” and all your favorites!

On Sunday, January 22nd, join the fun for the Double Headliner Show, Divas, showcasing the music of Bette Midler and Madonna.

Nancy Tromon and Kathy Thompson bring these stars and their music to the Luna Lounge stage!

The Neal Diamond Tribute show, Solitary Man, returns for two shows on Thursday and Friday, January 26th and 27th.

Last season, I loved this show featuring Will Chalmers and I highly recommend it!

On Sunday, January 29th, “The Everly Brothers’ Golden Hits Show” starring John Sharkey and Michael Damekert, debuts.

Enjoy the smooth sounds of songs such as, “Wake Up Little Suzy,” “Crying In the Rain” and “All I Have to Do Is Dream.”

Starting in January, The Crazy Bitches (drag show), will be featured each Tuesday and Wednesday night at 7 pm.

The band, Hanger, will perform on nights there isn’t a Crazy Bitches or Tribute show scheduled.

Book early so you don’t miss any of the good times at Luna Lounge!

For more information about the shows go to: lunaloungebucerias.com.

For questions or tickets email hugh@ lunaloungebucerias.com. Luna Lounge is located at Av. Mexico #27, Bucerias, Nayarit.

Tel. # 329-298-3242.

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Events Calendar Have an event you want to promote? Email the details: Where, When, Who and What

by Monday 5pm to: Editor(at)VallartaTribune.com to be included in that week’s paper.

December 29 Latcho and Andrea at Don Pedro’s, Sayulita Gypsy Flamenco 7pm and then same for January 5, January 12, January 19, January 26 January 3 IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 stunning Vallarta homes. Leave Sea Monkey Restaurant on the Malecon at 10:30am - 3 Hours. $600 pesos www.toursforvallarta.com January 4 Purr Project Bingo Margarita Grill – Basilio Badillo 5pm Fundraiser for the kitties of Vallarta. 3 bingo cards $100mx January 4 IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 stunning Vallarta homes. Leave Sea Monkey Restaurant on the Malecon at 10:30am - 3 Hours. $600 pesos www.toursforvallarta.com January 8 Auditions for the MEDICAL CABARET @ Octopus’s Garden 6pm Register now at Octopus’s Garden, Coral #66 in La Cruz or contact Patricia Spencer spencerp@live.ca To benefit Amigos de La Cruz de Huancaxtle, A.C. Medical Program. More information at www.amigosdelacruz.org January 10 IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 stunning Vallarta homes. Leave Sea Monkey Restaurant on the Malecon at 10:30am - 3 Hours. $600 pesos www.toursforvallarta.com January 11 Charity Bingo at Nacho Daddy Cards on sale at 3pm – Bingo starts at 4pm Live music by Stolie from 3-4pm Fundraising for Pasitos de Luz and Colina Spay and Neuter Clinic January 11 Fashion Show - Hosted by Gloria’s Place (Bucerias) To benefit Amigos de La Cruz de Huancaxtle, A.C. at Oso’s Fish Restaurant, Calle de Mar #4 (La Cruz Marina) Lunch and a Cocktail Word is the Firemen of La Cruz will model along with noted locals, contact Patricia Spencer, spencerp@live. ca More information at www.amigosdelacruz.org January 11 IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 stunning Vallarta homes. Leave Sea Monkey Restaurant on the Malecon at 10:30am - 3 Hours. $600 pesos www.toursforvallarta.com

January 14 Deja New/Alexander A Salon Fashion Show - all proceeds to Pasitos de Luz at River Cafe - doors open 12:30 SOLD OUT – Waitlist email Barb Bremner at condo211@yahoo.ca January 17 IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 stunning Vallarta homes. Leave Sea Monkey Restaurant on the Malecon at 10:30am - 3 Hours. $600 pesos www.toursforvallarta.com January 17 Annual classical concert at Our Lady of Guadalupe Church, Puerto Vallarta. 8pm Everyone welcome.

January 18 Purr Project Bingo Margarita Grill – Basilio Badillo 5pm Fundraiser for the kitties of Vallarta. 3 bingo cards $100mx January 18 IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 stunning Vallarta homes. Leave Sea Monkey Restaurant on the Malecon at 10:30am - 3 Hours. $600 pesos www.toursforvallarta.com

Octopus’s Garden, Coral #66 in La Cruz Contact Patricia Spencer for tickets spencerp@live.ca More information at www. amigosdelacruz.org January 24 Fiesta Rosa Fundraiser gala event for the Vallarta Garden Club. Reception and Silent Auction begins at 6:30 pm, followed by Dinner and Dancing. $1500 tix vallartagardenclub.com January 24 IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 stunning Vallarta homes. Leave Sea Monkey Restaurant on the Malecon at 10:30am - 3 Hours. $600 pesos www.toursforvallarta.com January 25 Charity Bingo at Nacho Daddy Cards on sale at 3pm – Bingo starts at 4pm Live music by Stolie from 3-4pm Fundraising for Pasitos de Luz and Colina Spay and Neuter Clinic January 25 IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 stunning Vallarta homes. Leave Sea Monkey Restaurant on the Malecon at 10:30am - 3 Hours. $600 pesos www.toursforvallarta.com

January 19 Vallarta Garden Club Monthly Meeting 5pm at the Jazz Foundation Bounty: The Many Fruits and Vegetables of Vallarta Sample locally grown exotic fruits and vegetables.

January 31 IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 stunning Vallarta homes. Leave Sea Monkey Restaurant on the Malecon at 10:30am - 3 Hours. $600 pesos www.toursforvallarta.com

January 23 Cabaret Night to benefit Amigos de La Cruz de Huancaxtle, A.C.- Medical Program

February 1 Purr Project Bingo Margarita Grill – Basilio Badillo 5pm Fundraiser for the kitties of Vallarta. 3 bingo cards $100mx

February 1 IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 stunning Vallarta homes. Leave Sea Monkey Restaurant on the Malecon at 10:30am - 3 Hours. $600 pesos www.toursforvallarta.com February 1-5 Fourth Annual Sayulita Festival Music, Surf, Spirits and Life festivalsayulita.com February 7 Purr Project Fashion Show Daquiri Dicks, Old Town PV – 10:30am February 7 IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 stunning Vallarta homes. Leave Sea Monkey Restaurant on the Malecon at 10:30am - 3 Hours. $600 pesos www.toursforvallarta.com February 8 Champagne brunch at The Iguana - Casa Kimberly. Spring fundraiser for the SPCA. Contact spcapv@gmail.com for more details.

February 8 Charity Bingo at Nacho Daddy Cards on sale at 3pm – Bingo starts at 4pm Live music by Stolie from 3-4pm Fundraising for Pasitos de Luz and Colina Spay and Neuter Clinic February 7 IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 stunning Vallarta homes. Leave Sea Monkey Restaurant on the Malecon at 10:30am - 3 Hours. $600 pesos www.toursforvallarta.com

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Julia Roberts: A Great Actress

By Fred Jacobs

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ulia Roberts was born on October 28, 1967, in the Atlanta suburb of Smyrna, Georgia. Julia was born into an acting family, with both parents as former actors and playwrights.

They co-founded the Atlanta Actors and Writers Workshop and ran a children’s acting school. Julia and her brother Eric were both destined to enter the family business-and both did very successfully.

Julia’s parents divorced when she was only five years old. Her father passed away from cancer when Julia was just ten years old. In high school, Julia was an average student who liked music and played the clarinet. Julia had always loved animals and thought she wanted to become a veterinarian, until she entered Georgia State University and found out it required “science on a brainiac kind of level.”

After dropping out of university, Julia headed to New York City to pursue acting. Once there, she signed with a modeling agency to help pay the bills and also enrolled in acting classes. After a few small parts on TV and films, Julia’s big break came fairly quickly in the independent film “Mystic Pizza” (1988).

In 1989, Julia landed a role in “Steel Magnolias”, alongside big screen icons Sally Field, Dolly Parton, Shirley MacLaine, Daryl Hannah and Olympia Dukakis. Julia played a young bride with diabetes and the film was a huge hit at the box office. Julia even received her first Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actress for her role.

This started a string of box office hits for Julia. In 1990, Julia costarred with Richard Gere in “Pretty Woman” which earning more than $460 million worldwide. Julia only got the role after Michelle Pfeiffer, Molly Ringwald and Meg Ryan turned it down, but it ended up

earning Julia another Oscar nomination, this time for Best Actress.

In 1991, Julia shocked us by playing a battered wife who escapes her abusive husband, in the thriller “Sleeping with the Enemy”. Julia was actually offered the role of Annie Reed in “Sleepless in Seattle” (1993), but turned it down. Instead, Julia took the role in John Grisham’s political thriller, “The Pelican Brief” (1993) co-starring with Denzel Washington.

At the time, Julia was dating Mathew Perry of TV’s “Friends” fame and even appeared in an episode in the second season. Throughout the 1990’s Julia appeared regularly on the big screen in “My Best Friend’s Wedding” (1997), opposite Dermot Mulroney, “Stepmom” (1998) opposite Susan Sarandon, “Notting Hill” (1999) with Hugh Grant, and in “Runaway Bride” (1999), her second film with Richard Gere.

In 1999, Julia was dating “Law and Order” star Benjamin Bratt and appeared in one episode of the TV series that eared her an Emmy award for Outstanding Guest Actress in a Drama Series. In 2000, Julia played the lead role of real-life environmental activist Erin Brockovich and this time won the Oscar for Best Actress. Julia was now the

highest paid actress in Hollywood.

In 2001, Julia costarred in the remake of the 1960 “Rat Pack” film “Ocean’s 11” alongside Andy Garcia, George Clooney, Brad Pitt, and Matt Damon. The film was a huge box office hit and lead to Julia’s role in the sequel “Ocean’s 12” (2004). In 2003, Julia received a record $25 million (most ever for an actress to that point) to appear in “Mona Lisa Smile”. Julia then lent her voice to a series of animated films and in 2007 she appeared in “Charlie Wilson’s War”, with Tom Hanks and Philip Seymour Hoffman.

In 2010, Julia took us with her on her journey around the world in the box office hit, “Eat Pray Love”. Julia then played Queen Clementianna, Snow White’s evil stepmother in “Mirror Mirror” (2012). In 2013, Julia appeared in “August: Osage County”, playing one of Meryl

Streep’s three daughters and the role earned Julia her fourth Oscar nomination.

In her personal life, Julia did not have much luck early on, dating several “A-List” Hollywood actors, and even engaged to Kiefer Sutherland, which ended three days before their scheduled wedding in 1991. In 1993, Julia married country singer Lyle Lovett, but they separated within two years and eventually divorced. Breaking her usual pattern, Julia fell in love with someone “normal” and married a cameraman from her movie “The Mexican” (2000) in 2002. The couple had twins in 2004 and a son in 2007.

At only 49 years of age, we look forward to Julia entertaining us for many more years to come.

Fred Jacobs is a full time resident of Puerto Vallarta and the author of three books.

Where can I find the Vallarta Tribune?

Over the past month we have been making small changes to our distribution locations; hopefully making it easier for you to find a copy. The Tribune will be available for pick up at the tourist offices in the main plaza as well as in Park Lazaro Cardenas, in Puerto Vallarta. You can shop and pick up

a copy of the Tribune at the Friday Marsol Market, the Saturday Olas Altas Market and at the Amigo’s de La Cruz table at the La Cruz Sunday Market. In addition to all of our advertisers, look for the Vallarta Tribune in restaurants, resorts, galleries and salons around the Bay of Banderas and north into

Sayulita and San Pancho. We distribute 10,000 copies in high season from Mismaloya to San Pancho each week.

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Three Hens & a Rooster Market News

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he last Market of the year! Shop for New Year’s Eve finery: denim to silk; cotton with sequins to leather and suede all the while being serenaded

by Martin Ruiz and his guitar. Lots of different styles of clothes, shoes, handbags, jewels for you and your home. If you are entertaining this New Year’s Eve, there is much food available from Jeanine’s fabulous casseroles to Gloria Sue’s fried chicken and Pat Wagner’s wonderfully spicy salsa’s – super on crackers with a bit of cream cheese.

Monica Dardi will be offering her freshly-baked Italian breads including ciabatta. Drizzle some of her infused olive oil dips overtop, and – voila – instant canapés!

Three Hens welcomes back Barbara Bubon, sister of founder Jeanine Frank and also an outstanding baker.

If your New Year’s Resolution includes doing positive things for yourself to look better and, in fact, BE better, do visit Ricardo Mazcal, Three Hen’s herbalist for creams and lotions and magic potions that have been in his family for four generations.

One drop of snail cream will go a long way to erasing scars and wrinkles and his “Maz Mix” (in three different sizes) is essential for optimal balanced nutrition.

From all the vendors at Three Hens and a Rooster we wish you the all the best in the coming year and our sincere thanks for supporting our Market year round.

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Non - Profit and Charitable Organizations For visitors to Puerto Vallarta who wish to support the less privileged in our paradise, this is a list of some of the many organizations that could benefit from such kind gestures. If you would like your organization recognized here, please email details to editor@vallartatribune.com.

Amigos de La Cruz de Huanacaxtle, A.C. contributing to the quality of life in La Cruz through cultural, educational, environmental and charitable assistance programs.

Tax Deductible. www.amigosdelacruz. org Contact Amy Welch amywelchpdx@ comcast.net Alcoholics Anonymous: In English Puerto Vallarta Alanon Club - Basilio Badillo 329 recoverpv.com Amazing Grace Missions Assisting families in Magisterio & Progreso with necessities and job training and English. slw2014nv@gmail.com American Legion Post 14: raises resources and manpower to improve facilities needing building maintenance americanlegion14.org Amigos del Magisterio - Food delivered directly to workers at the PV dump, their families and schools in Magisterio and Volcanes. Also, food to New Beginnings, Pasitos de Luz, and Caritas. 100% of donations to the people, no overhead.amigosdelmagisterio.com lysephilrioux@hotmail.com Asilo San Juan Diego Home for the Elderly - Contact: Lupita Sanchez Covarrubias 222-1257 or malupita88@hotmail.com or mexonline.com\asilosanjuandiego.htm Asociación Down - Assistance to persons with Down’s Syndrome – Contact: Ana Eisenring at 224-9577.

Banderas Bay Women’s Shelter - Safe shelter for women & children victims of domestic violence. compassionforthefamily.org

Becas Vallarta, A.C. – Provides scholarships to high school and university students.

Tax-deductible in Mexico and USA. Polly Vicars at (322) 223-1371 or Buri Gray at (322) 221-5285.

CANICA - Centre for Children with Cancer.

Provides aid for treatment and services including transportation to GDL. Contact Director, Evelia Basañes 322-123-5688.

Casa Hogar - A shelter for orphaned, abandoned, disadvantaged or vulnerable children. Luz Aurora Arredondo at 221 1908, casahogar_maximocornejo@hotmail.com Centro Comunitario SETAC-GLBT – Services the GLBT community, including treatment and referrals, education, English classes, HIV testing and counseling. Paco Arjona 224-1974 Clinica de Rehabilitación Santa Barbara Rehabilitation of the handicapped.

Contact: Laura Lopez Portillo Rodriguez at 224-2754.

COLINA Spay and Neuter Clinic - Free and by-donation sterilization clinic in Old Town.

Only open Saturdays, Contact: cez@rogers. com or 322-104-6609 CompassionNet Impact – Transforming the lives of people living in chronic poverty.

Job creation, education, emergency & more.

Tax-deductible. Cell: (322) 133-7263 or ric@4compassion.org Corazon de Nina A safe, loving, home-environment for 40+ children and youth rescued from high-risk situations.

Donations & volunteers always welcome! Totally selffunded. www.fundacioncorazon.mx Cruz Roja (Red Cross) - Handles hospital and emergency service in Vallarta. It is the only facility that is authorized to offer assistance to injured people on the street.

Contact: 222-1533, 222-4973

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Desayunos para los Niños de Vallarta A.C. Feeding programs, education programs, day care centers for single mothers. 2234311 or 22225 72 Discapacitados de Vallarta, A.C. (DIVAC) association of handicapped individuals dedicated to helping one another.

Ivan Applegate at 221-5153.

Ecology and Conservation of Whales, AC. National Coordination Network for the Assistance of Entangled Whales. Biol. Astrid Frisch Jordán, Arce #541. Col. La Primavera Puerto Vallarta, Jal. 48325, Mexico, Tel/Fax: (322) 29 37 851 fibbcatalogo@yahoo.com Families At The Dump: Supporting families living in the landfill or garbage dump thru education and sustainable opportunities. familiesatthedump.org Fundacion Punta de Mita LDG. Ana Lilia Medina Varas de Valdés. ana@fundacionpuntademita.org Tel. (329) 291 5053 Friends of PV Animals Volunteers working to enhance the lives of shelter animals. For info and donations visit friendsofpvanimals.com Grupo Ecológico de Puerto Vallarta: Arq. Luz del Carmen Pérez A cayro_13@hotmail.com grupoecologico.com Horizonte de Paz: Welcoming shelter for men of all ages who are troubled w/alcohol & drug addiction.In great need of cash or material resources Contact MAYNOR Tel 281 0644 horizontedepaz@live.com International Friendship Club - Provides medical, educational and social services to those in need in Puerto Vallarta. www.ifcvallarta.com La Brigada de la Basura: A weekly meeting of neighborhood children to clean Vallarta Streets. Contact Que?Pasa 223-4006 Mexico Ministries & Mission, Inc. raises funds to the poor in Vallarta. Contact Fr. Jack+ 044 322 229-1129 christchurchbythesea.org Navy League - assists in the transportation of donated medical supplies from the U.S., organizes work groups to paint and repair facilities New Life Mexico - Challenging Child Poverty with health and education programs. Philippa Vernon pvp@newlifemexico.com Paraíso Felino AC Refuge and Adoption Centre for cats and kittens in the Bay of Banderas. Luis Donaldo Cel. (322) 120-4092 Pasitos de Luz - substitute home for low income children with any type of handicap, offers rehabilitation services and more. 299-4146. pasitosdeluz.org Purr Project – no-kill feline rescue located near Puerto Vallarta providing homeless cats and kittens a recuperative stay with the ultimate goal of adopting them out to loving homes, sterilized, vaccinated and disease free. www.purrproject.com PEACEAnimals - Free mobile spay/neuter clinic operating 48 weeks a year, primarily in Puerto Vallarta. Tax-deductible. peaceanimals.org

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