Issue 1031, January 5 - 11, 2017 by Vallarta Tribune

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January 5 - 11, 2017 Year 19 Free Issue 1031

Welcome to Puerto Vallarta Mosaic design by Nat Moraga

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Welcome to Puerto Vallarta

and Riviera Nayarit Here is some advice to make your trip a little easier and more enjoyable. TIME ZONE: The entire state of Jalisco is on Central Time, as is the southern part of the State of Nayarit starting from Guayabitos in the north. BUSES: A system of urban buses with different routes can bring you from one end of the bay to the other and all the spots in between. Current fare in Puerto Vallarta is $7.50 pesos per ticket and passengers must purchase a new ticket every time they board another bus. There are no “transfers”. TAXIS: There are set rates within defined zones of town. Do not enter a taxi without agreeing on the price with the driver first. Price is per trip not person. MONEY EXCHANGE: Although you may have to wait in line for a few minutes, banks will give you a higher rate of exchange than the exchange booths (caja de cambio). You will need your passport. Better yet, use your bank card to withdraw funds from any ATM machine. Note that ATM’s in the banks are the safest to use and generally charge lower fees. DRINKING WATER: For the 18th year in a row, Puerto Vallarta’s water has been awarded a certification of purity for human consumption. The quality of the water tested at the purification plant varies greatly from what comes out of the tap at the other end. So do be careful. If you want to be doubly sure, you can pick up bottled water just about anywhere. EXPORTING PETS: Falling love with the street dog outside your hotel or a puppy on the Malecon doesn’t mean they can’t come home with you. The process is fairly inexpensive and only takes a day or two. You need a certificate of health from a local vet among other things. The time of year that pets can travel in the cargo section of the plane may be your biggest challenge. For the most up-to-date information contact the Puerto Vallarta SPCA at spcapv@gmail.com. COMMON SENSE: Just as you wouldn’t walk around your hometown drunk and beligerent, it is not acceptable to do that here. While Mexicans are a forgiving bunch, basic politeness is appreciated. For the guys, peeing in public is a major faux pas and if you are caught, can get you tossed in jail or an expensive fine. Pay attention to your surroundings. Pay your bills. Be courteous. And have fun!

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Calling in Mexico Calling phones in Mexico can be tricky as it is different than in the US or Canada. There are different codes you need to use depending if you are calling landlines or cellular phones and if they are local or long distance. Long-distance calls from within Mexico For national long-distance calls (within Mexico) the code is 01 plus the area code and phone number. For international long-distance calls, first dial 00, then the country code (for the U.S. and Canada the country code is 1, so you would dial 00 + 1 + area code + 7 digit number). Calling Cell Phones (from a land line) If you are calling from a landline within the area code of the Mexican cell phone number dial 044, then the 10 digit number including area code. Outside of the area code (but still within Mexico) dial 045 and then the 10 digit phone number. Cell phone to cell phone only requires the 10 digit number. Phone Cards Phone cards (“tarjetas telefonicas”) for use in pay phones can be bought at newstands and in pharmacies in denominations of 30, 50 and 100 pesos. Pay phones do not accept coins. When buying a phone card for pay phone use, specify that you would like a “tarjeta LADA,” because pre-paid cell phone cards are also sold in the same establishments. Calling Toll-Free Numbers Some toll free numbers work from Mexico to the US and Canada, but many do not. You need to dial a different prefix. To call the following toll free prefixes, dial as follows: 800 numbers Dial 001-880-then the number 866 numbers Dial 001-883-then the number 877 numbers Dial 001-882-then the number 888 numbers Dial 001-881-then the number

Emergencies: 060 Red Cross: 065 Fire Department: 322.223.9476 Ambulance: 322.222.1533

Ahoy Cruisers!

Immigration: 322.224.7719

Consulates American Consulate Consumer Protection: Nuevo Vallarta: 01.800.468.8722 322.222.0069 24 hrs Guadalajara: 333.268.2145 Tourism Offices Canadian Consulate Jalisco: 322.221.2676 322.293.0098 Nayarit: 322.297.1006 322.293.0099 24 hrs: 1.800.706.2900

In port this month

DRINKING AND DRIVING: First off – just don’t. The consequences are not worth it. Taxis are cheap and plentiful. Fines are as much as 10,000 pesos. You can be taken to jail and your vehicle impounded. There are many checkstops on the weekends and you will be asked to blow if they suspect you have been drinking. LEGAL SYSTEM: Not knowing the law is not an valid excuse in Mexico or anywhere. If you find yourself caught in a legal situation be aware that guilt is presumed until your innocence can be proven. This is a very difficult lesson to learn if you are visiting from the United States or Canada in particular. Immediately contact your consulate for assistance. Director Noemi Zamora noemizamorareynoso@gmail.com Editor Lic. Madeline Milne mmilne@Vallartatribune.com Sales Team Information office ventastribuna7@yahoo.com Designer Cynthia E. Andrade G. cysandra@gmail.com cisandra@vallartatribune.com

Vallarta Tribune is an activity and entertainment guide and merely publishes information as it is provided by the advertiser or event host. We do not assume responsibility in errors or omissions other than to correct them as soon as they are made known to us regarding event schedules, locations and/or prices. In addition, we do not assume any responsibility for erroneous inclusion or exclusion of information except to take reasonable care to ensure accuracy, that permission has been obtained to use it, and to remove it as soon as is practical upon receiving your notification of error. We recommend you always confirm prior to attending or visiting an event or establishment. Weekly publication edited, printed and distributed by Ediciones y Publicaciones Siete Junio, SA de CV Grupo Editorial Tribuna Calle 21 de Marzo # 1174 Col. Lomas del Coapinole Del. El Pitillal, Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco México CP 48290 Tel. 226-0800 editor@vallartatribune.com * www.vallartatribune.com * www.facebook.com/vallarta.tribune

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he first issue of 2017 greets you with a noticeable change - a celebration of the 20th Anniversary of the Vallarta Tribune. Our actual birthday is March 28th but we’ve decided we need to celebrate for the whole year! For now we have launched a new cover design, made some big changes to the website and started an Instagram account – @vallartatribune. (We are also on facebook at facebook.com/vta.tribune and on twitter @vallartatribune.) On VallartaTribune.com you

can now find the distribution points across the Bay of Banderas. And we have also launched an online event calendar that showcases events around the bay that anyone can post their events online to. Hang tight while we work through a couple bugs but the website will become a great resource for those planning their time here. While most of us will talk about making changes in the New Year, Marcella Castellanos will actually make it happen. And she will encourage you to join her. In fact she has a free seven-day ‘love yourself’ program coming up that will help guide you in changing some of your not so great habits in for healthier, happier choices. Check out her column on page 12 of this week’s Vallarta Tribune. It’s mostly online so even if you’re not in Puerto Vallarta you can join along with her. If getting out and doing more is one of your resolutions then check out all the things Cat Morgan has lined up in Bucerias and La Cruz. Did you know there is movie night every Thursday in the La Cruz Marina? Check it all out on page 26. Virginia Fox is back in the fold

with her hilarious tales of an expat out of her element; this time in a ‘rustic’ cabaña in Sayulita. Follow along for the next couple weeks as she regales us with tales of miscommunication and folly. For those looking for the Tribune, we have adjusted our distribution considerably in the last month. We now have more locations through the north side of Banderas Bay including in Nuevo Vallarta, Bucerias, La Cruz, Higuera Blanca and Sayulita. We have also made arrangements to have the newspaper delivered in Chacala – though this will depend on the kindness of friends and may not always happen. If you haven’t been to Chacala – you should definitely explore this charming beachfront town. It’s basically the last beach town before you reach Las Varas and head towards Compostela. It’s another 20 minutes past Rincon de Guayabitos which you can read all about in this weeks paper on page 27. Plenty of great events all around the bay and north into Riviera Nayarit! Get out and explore this beautiful area of Mexico! Safe travels, Madeline

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Letters to the Editor Dear Editor: I have been captivated with Puerto Vallarta ever since my wife and I made a home here about ten years ago. I've witnessed impressive growth that puts Vallarta on the map as an international city. However, there is one issue that I'm hoping someone can shed some light on. The airport in Vallarta has expanded with many improvements but even most third rate airports have porters to help tourist with their luggage to the vehicles.

Given that many tourist are elderly with a lot of luggage, wouldn't it make sense on so many levels to have porters helping them? This would provide jobs and assistance for tourist that have spent hours on a plane. I've been told that the protest from the time share merchants that line up on both sides as tourist run the gauntlet are responsible for pressuring the airport managers into getting rid of the porters. I can't verify this but if it's true it's counter productive. Thank you, Darryl Rhoades

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The Little Prince Translated into Huastec A Chikam Principe, going beyond borders

ének, also known as Huastec, is a language spoken in the Mexican state of Veracruz. For almost four decades, parents have stopped teaching the language to their children for fear of discrimination, so the youngest ones no longer speak this dialect. Tének is a pre-Hispanic language that has only been transmitted orally, and so, never having been written down, it ran the risk of never being documented. With the aim of immortalizing the language, Ana Köndic —Austra- lian linguist with a passion for endangered languages— has translated one of the landmark works of our time, The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Ex- upéry, into Tének. Two inhab- itants of San Francisco Cirilia who were essential to the completion of the translation, Santos Santiago and Telésforo Amelio Del Ángel Domínguez, are credited as co-translators.

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To Dreams Coming True by Marcia Blondin

ive years ago, Natasha Moraga had a vision. One of taking public spaces - in particular one wall used as a pissoir at night – and creating mosaics with colourful tiles to bring instant smiles to anyone walking or driving by. Five years ago, in 2012, it began. Nat and her brother set the first piece – a mirrored tile – close to the ground on a wall surrounding the last elementary school in Old Town Vallarta on Pino Suarez. Throughout the five-month-long project she was robbed, slandered and sued. She was robbed of heavy bags of cement left overnight close to the wall because of their weight; a passerby gave her the funds the next day to go buy more. She was slandered and sued and won in court. Those things are/were not important to her; the Wall is. Nat and I took a walk a couple

of weeks ago. We started at the beginning on the corner of Basilio Badillo and slowly made our way the length of the block stopping while she told me how a certain tile got to be where it was. How people would stop and watch her work, ask questions. Many offered money so Nat could go and buy new tile; knowing they had instantly become a small part of this important restoration project. Early on, a couple of people timidly asked if they could bring a small tile commemorating a loved one who had passed. A wedding date hand-painted on tile followed, pieces of grandmother’s favourite porcelain tea cup, toys; business names remain even though the businesses have closed – to be remembered by those who pass by. Some pieces that protruded have been snapped off by those unthinkingly moving through life but for the most part, Natasha’s Wall stands

bright and colourful and loaded with sentiment to those who helped in its creation. Nat told me that many folks come regularly to keep ‘their’ part of the Wall clean and shiny. If she had her way, every boring, dull, flat public space would be covered in mosaics: Cheerful, colourful, durable…much like Natasha herself. For those entering our city from the north by car or on the bus, the signage welcoming all to Puerto Vallarta has been restored by Nat – all bright and beautiful. Nat is currently completing a mosaic for the Buenaventura Hotel and has her eyes on some extravagant, huge projects that she may or may not get. Until then she can brighten up your home, patio, garden, business. She is happiest cutting tile, using odds and ends to make gloriously beautiful statements that will last for years. Her ‘best’ work is yet to come;

her favourite work – her Dream Come True – stands close to Parque Lazaro Cardenas, on Pino Suarez. Slow down next time you walk by

the school, trace a tile with your fingertip and leave a gentle imprint of energy. Contact Nat Moraga of Mosayko Vallarta on Facebook.

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For Mexico, the TPP opens six new markets: Australia, Brunei, Malaysia, New Zealand, Singapore and Vietnam, and bolsters its relationship with Japan.

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The TPP: A Symbol Of Progress In The Global Integration Agenda aime Zabludovsky, president of the Mexican Council of International Affairs (COMEXI) and senior advisor for the Mexican Confederation of Industrial Chambers (CONCAMIN) for the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP) negotiations, spoke with Negocios ProMéxico about the importance of the TPP and the challenges and opportunities that the agreement presents

—Why is the TPP important? We can talk about the importance of the TPP in three dimensions. First, the most obvious reason that the TPP is important is its size. The agreement is the most ambitious one to be negotiated. The member countries form one of the most dynamic blocks in the world economy. They represent a third of global commerce and generate about 40% of the global GDP, approximately 30 trillion dollars. Almost a quarter of the exports and nearly a third of the imports recorded globally are carried out in these countries. The TPP will open the door to a market of more than 800 million potential buyers, reduce tariffs and promote free trade, driving economic integration through trade liberalization and investment. But in addition to the numbers, the scope of the TPP makes it important. The agreement has 30 chapters that cover the most diverse areas, and compared with any other previously negotiated trade agreement, it includes the strongest environmental protection measures, as well as the most rigid transparency and anti-corruption standards. Finally, the TPP has great symbolic weight. It is practically the only trade negotiation in motion in the entire world. In several regions of the world, we are currently seeing a retreat from the international economic interdependence and liberalization agenda. We saw it a few months ago with Brexit; we have seen it with the stagnation of the World Trade Organization’s (WTO) multilateral agenda, and we saw it in the United States presidential campaign. There is a latent risk that isolationist behaviors and protectionist discourse will prevail. The TPP’s importance goes beyond the TPP itself. The agreement is a symbol of whether the integration and interdependence agenda can move forward or not. Ratification of the TPP will be a

Those who are asking for a revision of NAFTA have their response in the TPP. NAFTA was negotiated over two decades ago. There have clearly been changes and advances in the various disciplines included in the agreement. In these two decades, each one of the NAFTA countries has had negotiations with other economies and incorporated other disciplines in them. All of this will be incorporated in the TPP; modernization of NAFTA is the TPP.

great victory for free trade and economic integration. Failure would be seen as a triumph of protectionist forces and a defeat of liberalization. —Mexico already has trade agreements with several of the countries that are in the TPP. What does it get with this new agreement? The TPP will lead to extending integration with those countries it already has agreements with and strengthening the value chains in which the country participates. The North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA) made it possible for Canada, Mexico and the United States to integrate production chains in the North America region. The TPP offers the chance to begin exporting as a region. This agreement will allow us to be part of a much more extensive integrated economy than the NAFTA region. Today, Mexico has a free trade agreement with the United States and Canada, and another with Chile, Peru and the Pacific Alliance. But today, if a Mexican auto parts manufacturer wants to import copper from Chile to manufacture a part to export to the United States, that auto part does not enter within NAFTA because Chile is not part of the agreement. Today, that auto part would pay a tariff that will not exist with the TPP. With the TPP, Mexico will be a more competitive player. For Mexico, the TPP opens six new markets: Australia, Brunei,

Malaysia, New Zealand, Singapore and Vietnam, and bolsters its relationship with Japan. But perhaps most importantly, the TPP goes further than all of the agreements Mexico is a part of by incorporating environmental and labor issues. Unquestionably, this will present great challenges, but the Mexican government’s negotiations protect the country’s interests. Mexico had a very important position at the negotiating table and influenced crucial issues. —On the other hand, there are countries with which Mexico has agreements and a significant trade relationship –such as Colombia, which is part of the Pacific Alliance– that are not in the TPP. What will happen with those countries? It would be ideal to find a way for these countries to join the TPP. In the case of the Pacific Alliance, three of the four member countries participate in the TPP. The Pacific Alliance will have to develop a new agenda to take advantage of the opportunities offered by the TPP. If the TPP is successful, it will create a pro-integration and interdependence movement. Colombia has already stated its interest in joining the TPP. —Some actors insist on the need to revise NAFTA. Could these positions affect the TPP’s ratification?

—What challenges does the TPP represent for Mexico? There are sectors that will undoubtedly face significant challenges. The participation of countries such as Australia and New Zealand, large agricultural producers with which Mexico does not currently have a free trade agreement, represents a significant challenge for the Mexican agricultural industry. On the other hand, for industries that are relatively labor intensive –such as the textile, clothing and footwear sectors– having economies like Vietnam at the table is a great challenge. The challenges are significant, but I believe there are more opportunities. For example, for the agricultural sector, the TPP represents challenges but also the opportunity to extend access to the Japanese market, one of the most attractive markets in the world for the agricultural sector but also one of the most protected. Thanks to the Agreement for the Strengthening of the Economic Partnership between Mexico and Japan, Mexican producers of pork, avocado and chicken have entered the Japanese market but have done so with highly restrictive quotas. Now they will have the opportunity to improve their market participation. Of course, Mexico will need to encourage an internal agenda so that these sectors can successfully face the competition that the TPP will unleash. We cannot forget that Mexico, and specifically these sectors that could face more challenges with the TPP, have more than two decades of experience of openness with the United States and Canada. While the additional competition of Australia and New

Zealand will be significant for the agricultural sector, Mexico is prepared to face it. The opening does not just mean competition in the internal market but also competition in the markets that are the primary destinations for Mexican exports. If Mexico were not in the TPP, we would have to accept that countries such as Australia, New Zealand and Vietnam would be entering the United States market anyway; so, Mexican products would have that same competition but without the benefits and opportunities offered by having participated in the negotiations and been part of the agreement from the outset. —In terms of infrastructure, is Mexico prepared for the TPP? Mexico has considerable infrastructure for foreign trade. Clearly, an increase in exports will require greater development of the country’s infrastructure, but this will come about anyway, regardless of the TPP. One merely needs to look at the growth forecasts for the automotive industry. More than 3.5 million vehicles are currently produced in Mexico annually. By 2020, this figure is expected to reach about 5 million vehicles per year, of which approximately 4.3 million will be targeted for the export market. This will require a major investment in infrastructure. Agreements create opportunities but also serve as incentives in several areas. In Mexico, the greatest advances in terms of infrastructure are related to export expansion. Exports have been the main engine of the infrastructure modernization process in Mexico. When the export sector begins to face obstacles such as insufficient ports, border crossings or highways, the conditions are created for infrastructure modernization for the purpose of international trade. —What challenges does the TPP represent for Mexican SMEs? The TPP also fosters SME participation in international trade. As in the case of infrastructure, competition and the opening of new markets will serve to motivate SMEs. The challenge is how to support these companies with a modernization agenda, but that is a challenge that must be addressed with or without the TPP. Originally published October 2016, Negocios ProMexico

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Mexico Gasoline Prices to Rise between 1420% in January 2017

he Mexican government announced that gasoline prices will increase between 14-20 percent in January 2017, an increase forecast by the Pemex state oil company, and before the liberalizing of prices in the sector begins next March. According to the Mexican Secretariat of Finance and Public Credit (SHCP), “these new price ceilings represent increases for Magna and Premium gasolines and diesel fuel of 14.2 percent, 20.1 percent and 16.5 percent, respectively, compared with the maximum prices seen in December 2016. It also said, “the increase reflects the hike in international fuel prices, and that new or different taxes play no part.” “International prices for Magna and Premium gasoline and for diesel fuel were significantly higher in the last quarter of 2016,” it said. The secretariat added, “maximum prices will remain in force as long as there is no flexibility in the fuel market of a region.” It also noted, “maximum prices will now be adjusted with greater frequency than in 2016,” since “from January to Feb. 3, 2017, there will be a single maximum price, but afterwards in February prices will be updated twice in the first two weeks of the month. “From Saturday, Feb. 18, prices

will be adjusted daily,” it said. To set the new rates, “the country will be divided into a total of 90 regions, which correspond to the areas supplied by the existing storage and distribution infrastructure of Pemex. The increase complies with a policy applied in 2015 by President Enrique Peña Nieto to bring the national gasoline market “up to date.” The policy was continued in 2016, “so this market would reflect international conditions with a tax per liter,” and in 2017, “to continue the process, maximum prices will be determined by region and will reflect the logistic costs of Pemex.” Pemex was already anticipating these increases last week, when it talked of establishing maximum regional prices and a system for monitoring the prices to the public, in order to avoid abuses when liberalization of the sector begins next March. On Jan. 1, 2018, the entire country will have deregulated prices on gasoline, as the market shifts from having a single supplier, Pemex, to a system of multiple competing companies providing fuel to the whole country, as part of the energy reform introduced by Peña Nieto during his term in office (2012-2018). Original: laht.com

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Colima Volcano Belches Smoke Column a Mile High

he Colima volcano in western Mexico on Monday January 1,2017 belched out a column of smoke and ash 1.5 kilometers (about a mile) high, the Civil Protection chief Luis Felipe Puente said on Twitter. Puente did not issue an alert over the emission from the volcano, which in recent weeks has increased its activity with explosions and smoke columns rising up to three kilometers (1.85 miles) in height. However, Civil Protection published on its Web page a series of recommendations for people living near the fire mountain, which rises to a height of 3,860 meters (12,660 feet) above sea level, including relocating to temporary shelters and respecting the exclusion radius of 7.5 km around the volcano’s crater in the state of Jalisco and 12 km in Colima state. In the case of an ash fall, authorities recommend that people cover their noses and mouths with wet handkerchiefs or masks, close the windows and remain inside as much as possible, cover containers of water so that they don’t get contaminated and remove ash from roofs

that could collapse. The Colima volcano, also known as the “Fire Volcano,” is located on

the mutual border between Colima and Jalisco states and is Mexico’s most active volcano.

Olas Altas Farmers’ Market This week at the Farmers’ Market you will find great things!

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from 9:30 am to 2:00 pm

the Olas Altas Farmers’ Market every Saturday and in Nuevo Vallarta on

t’s 6:30 am on Saturday morning. A white SUV pulls up in front of the school on Venustiano Carranza and parks. Coffee in hand, Jan Saridakis settles in and waits

Tuesday’s at the Riviera Farmers’ Market from 9:00 am to 2:30 pm. You order for delivery at 322 135 2398 or 222 0462.

Jan is the owner of Jan’s Specialty Condiments. Her love of fine foods lead her to experimentation and the creation of her number one seller—jalapeño jelly—in 1980 in Scottsdale, Arizona. In the early 1990’s Jan moved to Redmond, Washington and while raising her daughter she needed a second job, so she started selling her jalapeño jelly at the Pike Place Market in Seattle. In 2008, Jan moved to Puerto Vallarta and her product line grew to include jams, chutneys, spreads and sauces.

If you’re looking for the perfect spot to enjoy traditional Mexican crafts, live music and delicious artisan food, look no further than the Olas Altas Farmers’ Market. We have eighty-five booths of “Handmade and Homegrown”

Today she offers over forty products which are all

goodies as well as prepared foods such as tamales, tacos,

natural and made from the finest ingredients. Her products include: strawberry jalapeño jam, mango chutney, mixed

homemade ice cream, paella, pizza and baked goods, all just steps away from the famous Los Muertos beach. You can also

berry jam, rum raisin sauce, salted fig caramel sauce,

find musical instruments, soaps, jewellery, meat pies, clothes,

orange marmalade and guava jam.

nut butters and fermented foods. The Olas Altas Farmers’ Market is a North American style

Her products are not just for bread. The peach habanero jam is an excellent baste for chicken with rosemary and the concentrated ginger is fabulous on pork roast or as ginger

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outdoor tianguis markets. It focuses on nurturing the entrepreneurial spirit of Puerto Vallartans. All OAFM products are either locally grown or handmade within 75 kilometres of the city. We’re open from 9:30 am to 2:00 pm every Saturday from the first Saturday in November to the last Saturday in April. We’re located in the Lazaro Cárdenas Park in Vallarta’s Emiliano Zapata neighbourhood. For only 14 pesos an hour, you can park in the garage directly beneath the park.

Find locally produced products for all your needs!

Tel: (322) 159-6649 tu_postre@yahoo.com

Cakes, cookies, sweet breads, sticky buns, etc. We make gluten free and sugar free items too!

Pasteleria y Reposteria/Bakery

Cell. 322 134 4162 MEXICO, (952) 583 0329 USA & CANADA info@muchococo.com www.muchococo.com

Heriberto Saucedo Pérez Artista Diseñador Cel. 3222.190 56 32 Fb: Heriko Joyeria herikojoyeria@hotmail.com Puerto Vallarta, Mexico

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SPCA of Puerto Vallarta By Janice Gonzalez

e got this report from Mark McCoy at the farmers market: “Yogi Bear, from the January of the SPCA 2017 calendar, would like to welcome us all to the New Year. 2016 was a terrific year for the PV SPCA. We rescued over 250 animals thanks to our many

supporters all over North America. Going from being thrown into a dumpster to living in a Canadian or US home is like winning the lottery. This is only possible to our many, many supporters that donate to our mission and to the many volunteers that help us. The Farmer’s Market was very busy on New Year’s Eve with lots of tourists spending the Holidays

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in Mexico. We are doing very well selling the months for our 2018 calendar and will soon be sold out. There are only 4 months which have not been sold. If you would like to feature a picture of your pet you can make a $100 USD donation and send us a picture. Thanks to our volunteers Michelle, Doreen, Lynnette, Bill and Brian for spending their Saturday working at the SPCA table.” Come and spend a rewarding afternoon cuddling the animals at Puerto Vallarta’s SPCA Sanctuary. Our dogs and cats are awaiting “forever homes” and your help is needed to jump start their socialization. The goal is to get these animals adjusted and ready to interact in

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the real world. The majority of the SPCA animals either come from extremely abusive situations or they have been abandoned. Your love and attention can make up for that sad history. During your visit, you can interact with the animals and even take a dog (or two or three) for a walk. Reservations to visit the sanctuary need to be made in advance. To make a reservation, contact us at spcapv@gmail.com. We appreciate any donations you can bring for our rescues and also please feel free to bring treats for sanctuary staff as they truly appreciate it. To see our animals available for adoption, visit our Facebook page at www.facebook.com/spcapv. Go to Photos where you will also

find individual Albums for all the animals available as well as a bit of their history. Please be aware that our adoption fee within Mexico is $1,500 pesos. To make donations via PayPal, select the “Donate” option on our Facebook page www.facebook. com/spcapv or on our website at http://spcapv.com/donate/. You can drop off any donations for the SPCA at Hacienda San Angel located at Calle Miramar 336, above Our Lady of Guadalupe Church in El Centro. Get involved…rescue, adopt, foster, volunteer, donate or educate. Contact us at spcapv@ gmail.com. You can learn more about the SPCA Puerto Vallarta by checking us out at www.spcapv. com/home or on Facebook.

Maintain a minimum 10m distance If you take photos, don’t use a flash Don’t block the turtle from returning to the ocean Don’t step on or dig around the nest area Report it to the Department of Ecology at 322 160 3279

Enjoy this miracle of nature!

Adorable Dog In The Spotlight...Daisy by Janice Gonzalez

ho doesn’t love puppies!?!?! Daisy is just 4 months old and 12 pounds. She should be a medium sized doggie when full grown. She has the cutest forehead wrinkles

giving her a bit of a serious expression. But, she is very playful as you would expect of a puppy. Daisy has lots of energy and can be a bit rambunctious so would recommend a home with older children.

She gets along fine with other dogs but doesn’t like cats that much. Daisy has been spayed, dewormed and fully vaccinated. If you think Daisy would be a perfect fit for your family, contact us at spcapv@gmail.com for an application.

Where can I find the Vallarta Tribune? Over the past month we have been making small changes to our distribution locations; hopefully making it easier for you to find a copy. The Tribune will be available for pick up at the tourist offices in the main plaza as well as in Park Lazaro Cardenas, in Puerto Vallarta. You can shop and pick up

a copy of the Tribune at the Friday Marsol Market, the Saturday Olas Altas Market and at the Amigo’s de La Cruz table at the La Cruz Sunday Market. In addition to all of our advertisers, look for the Vallarta Tribune in restaurants, resorts, galleries and salons around the Bay of Banderas and north into

Sayulita and San Pancho. We distribute 10,000 copies in high season from Mismaloya to San Pancho each week. Marina Vallarta: Benittos, The Coffee Cup, Re/Max, San Javier Hospital Nuevo Vallarta: Eddies, Barracuda’s, Nopalitos, US Consulate,

Chasers Sports Bar Bucerias: Mark’s, Sandrina’s, Yo-Yo Mo’s, Luna Lounge, Esquina 22 La Cruz: Oso’s Oyster Bar, Octopus Garden, Tescamala Sayulita: Don Pedro’s, Punta Sayulita, Choco Banana, Sayulita Wine Shop San Pancho: Hotel Cielo Rojo

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New Year’s Resolutions: New Bylaws for your HOA?

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Roberto Ortiz de Montellano Farias

Marcia Blondin

Roberto Ortiz de Montellano is a Mexican-Licensed Attorney at Law with over twenty years of professional legal experience. He started his own practice in Puerto Vallarta two years ago. His areas of expertise focuses primarily on Real Estate Law, Business Law and Estate Planning. www.ortizdemontellano.com

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017 has arrived and many people are now starting to work on their New Year’s resolutions. As you may know, accomplishing these resolutions is not an easy task since old habits die hard. However, some people are very determined to bring come change into their life, a change for the good that eventually will become a permanent state, and maybe you are one of these people. But what about your HOA? Is it changing with the times? Many HOA’s here in Puerto Vallarta operate with obsolete bylaws and this can represent a challenge in the administration of your Condominium Regime. Bylaws can be amended but, like any New Year’s resolution, achieving that change will require some work. So how can I modify the bylaws of my HOA? Bylaws of an HOA can only be amended through an extraordinary homeowners’ meeting. You will need the consent of the homeowners representing 75% of the vote of your HOA. This vote can be obtained either at

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the meeting or 30 days after by gathering the vote in writing from the homeowners who didn’t attend the meeting. These requirements apply whether you want to change the wording of a bylaw or if you want to add a totally new bylaw. The wording of the amended bylaws was voted on and approved in English, what’s next? Once you have approved the wording of your bylaws you must translate those bylaws into Spanish and this wording needs to be included in the minutes that eventually will be notarized and recorded. If you kept the wording in English and you didn’t include it in the minutes, the amendment to your bylaw is not valid. Many people don’t embrace change very well and you might have some people like that in your HOA. This will make the task of amending your bylaws even more complicated, but with some persistence and proper counsel you’ll be able to achieve this goal, and then who knows, perhaps you’ll have a state of the art HOA in Puerto Vallarta.

ew Year’s Eve is one of those rare uber-public times that everyone celebrates in their own way. The cool thing is – if you decide to ‘get dressed up and go out’, then the people you are with have done the same thing, so as a group you’ll have fun. If you decide to lock the door, stay in your jammies with Netflix, your dog and a bottle of wine, people understand that too, and don’t push normally to try and change your mind. It is truly unlike any other ‘party’ time of the year. I am a non-structured/stick-a-bottle-ofchampers in my purse and go sit in the sand and watch the fireworks on the Malecon, after a bit of dancing with the boys on Olas Altas, kind of person. This year was different. I was invited to join a dear friend and her friends and family for dinner, drinks and fireworks at an established old hotel/ resto built in the 1950’s and only five blocks from my house. I dressed up somewhat (remembering the red panties) and off I went walking up Matamoros to Chez Elena and Cuatro Vientos. I packed my umbrella as it was sprinkling which, of course, ensured it would not really rain. And, it did not. You’re welcome!

After dinner all of us moved up to ‘El Nido’ to await the fireworks and listen to Jorge Acosta’s terrific voice and his band had people dancing on terraces at buildings close by. The setting could not have been better with a view from Cabo Corrientes to Punta de Mita (both out there somewhere in the dark). The lanterns – hundreds and hundreds of them – were so beautiful but please, please stop using them. Just stop. I counted around a hundred different-sized boats pulled up nice and close to shore, all lit with green and red (starboard and port) running lights, waiting, as were we, for the sky to explode. Bravo to our current Mayor and his administration for providing the ‘best in show’ for the entire Bay of Banderas. A good 25 minutes of brilliantly coloured, screamingly awesome fireworks that had our entire rooftop burst into spontaneous, prolonged applause after it was done. Thank you, Wanda Grift for a wonderful belated birthday present. How honoured I was to sit with you, your family and friends and enjoy such a kick-ass New Year’s Eve. And that grand welcome to 2017 is it, From Here!

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Alejandra Zamarripa, Friday January 13th, 2017 Galleria Dante, Cocktail 6 to 10 pm

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orn in 1975 in Guadalajara, Alejandra is one of two daughters born to Rosa and Oscar Zamarripa. She was raised in a family of artists. Her mother a dancer, her father a set designer and long time sculptor and painter. Many of her aunts and uncles are artistic, so she was raised surrounded with artistic stimulation. Ale herself teaches ceramics to a small group of friends. She has always explored other mediums working in silver and bronze as well. After graduating with a degree in Architecture, and working for many years, she found herself drawn back to sculpting, when faced with a lull between Architectural projects. What started as a moment of boredom and lack of work in her trade, has fired up her passion and confidence in ceramics. For her exhibit, Ale presents both bronze and ceramic sculptures. She has a wonderful sense of color and attention to detail. Her

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first exhibit was in 1999 in Tlaquepaque. Her first exhibit in Vallarta was in 2003 at Galeria Uno, alongside her famous father. This will be the 8th time she has exhibited in Vallarta. How can one family have so much talent? This father / daughter duo will not disappoint you. Please show your support of this Master artist, in celebration of his incredible career and that of his talented daughter. Basilio Badillo 269

t may sound narcissistic, but self-love is a word that has been circulating more in recent years, just like self-care. What does it mean exactly? It probably means different things to different people as there isn’t and there shouldn’t be a cookie-cutter answer. I will tell you what it means for me as I continue to define the word myself. It means taking a nourishing approach to your very existence. Noticing where you need to grow and heal and honoring your body and all of its facets with greater respect and the nouri-

shment of your body, mind and soul. It is cherishing yourself with all your wonderful traits and your self-perceived imperfections. I grew up thinking that my body was made up of “parts” and while there may be some truth to that, those parts work in harmony together. We also have energy systems in our body that we cannot see with the naked eye, but through yoga, meditation, or anything that helps us find a “flow” or state of mindfulness, we realize that we’ve tapped into a source of creativity and universal love that flows through all things. I used to strive for an unattainable “perfection” because those

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orn in Guadalajara in 1949, Oscar's career as an artist started some 47 years ago. He studied in the Fine Arts school at the U of G, where he received the Luis Echeverreia medal for the best student of sculpture. He is in a constant quest for perfection, working up to 20 hours a day. Spring 2014 marked a highlight in his career - every artist's dream to be invited by a prestigious museum to exhibit! The MUSA (Museum of the Arts) in Guadalajara had the honor of inviting Oscar to a beautiful exhibition of his works. It was a memorable evening and the show lasted 2 months. Over the years, his admirers are in awe as his jumps between mediums: bronze, silver, resins, polymers, metal, stainless steel, wood, granite, alabaster, onyx, petrified wood, semi-precious stones, ceramic, found objects and stained glass.

We marvel at his exquisite, elaborate textures, elegant curves, use of color. He is a master of the ancient technique of estofado, which involves a special paint finish over silver & gold lead that has been applied to finely chiseled wooden used within the Catholic church for

centuries Oscar always personalizes his "one of a kind", two-sided sculptures with his unique style of "magic realism". Every sculpture has a story, every story includes a time and place in the memories of Oscar, past and present. "For me it is very important not to forget my childhood experiences, so I have recorded them into my sculptures. They are stories that I would like to share with others." To know Oscar is to love him. He has joy in him, as do his sculptures. You rarely meet anyone who is such a nice person, hard worker and so talented all at the same time. "My work arises from my need to share my soul with the viewer, through images of my childhood, rescuing pre-Hispanic dances and rituals, keeping them alive in time. The cultural roots of my people are recognizable in my work." Galleria Basilio Badillo 269

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My Life In Vallarta By Lois Ellison

any years ago, like most of you, I learned about the five senses possessed by humans: sight, sound, smell, taste and touch. No matter where you live or visit, your senses are stimulated by a myriad of things, every moment of every day. These may be subtle or obvious; pleasurable or annoying; sometimes they may even be maddening. Visual stimulation here is astonishing. Sunsets worthy of Cecile B. Demille occur so frequently that it is easy to take them for granted. But what about the sunrise? We all know the sun rises in the east, but there are days when clouds form in just the right way, reflecting the rising sun and creating a 360 degree sunrise. It is breathtaking. No one can argue that we’re surrounded by amazing beauty: ocean, jungle, flowers; everywhere you turn, a riot of shimmering color greets you. The sounds of Vallarta, however, can be more controversial. Let it be said, Mexico is a noisy country. Many times I hear people complaining about dogs barking day and night. From street dogs, to house dogs to visiting dogs; dogs are everywhere. And even the best dogs may bark from time to time. One starts and suddenly it is the domino effect. A virtual chorus of yips, yaps, howls and growls. Don’t waste your time trying to find the culprit. Even if you succeed in having the owner keep it under control, the next night someone else’s dog may disturb your sleep. Try focusing on something else or close your windows and doors. If all else fails, some folks swear by ear plugs. You may hear other annoying sounds from time to time. My pet peeve is the car alarm. What a useless invention that was. This piercing sound cuts through silence like a knife through butter but to what end? Does anyone

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ever stop to investigate? Or call the authorities? Of course not. We just cover our ears and wait for it to stop. Maybe you awaken to the throbbing beat of music at 4:00 a.m. Personally, I find it incredible that anyone can be up partying at that time of night. Of course I’m not here on vacation but many people are and they like to live it up. So just as you might do with the barking dog, close the window, use earplugs, or just relax and let go of the sound. To put things in perspective, there are many, many wonderful sounds to be appreciated. At the top of my list is the sound of children laughing as they kick an empty can around or chase one another up and down the streets. Laughter is the best medicine and I’m pretty sure hearing these delightful children will put a smile on anyone’s face. In no particular order, some of my other favorite sounds include: the rumble of rocks tossed by the waves at water’s edge; the church bells chiming; the plaintive whistle announcing the knife sharpening man; the call of the bread vendor as he wanders our neighborhood balancing a tray on his head; the chatter of birds at sunrise and sunset; the tamale man wandering early in the morning, his arms stretched long from years of carrying those heavy pails; our mozo whistling softly as he tends to his daily chores; the rooster’s crow; and even the gas truck jingle. One of my New Year’s resolutions is to be more positive so I’m choosing to see the glass as more than half full when it comes to the sounds of Vallarta. I’m going to focus on the sounds that please me and ignore the ones that may at times annoy me. After all, Mexico is a noisy country. That noise is part of the fabric of life here. Next time we’ll explore the three remaining senses. Until then, keep your eyes and ears open and drink in the sensory experiences that surround you.

Goodbye Worries, Hello 2017

think most people were happy to say goodbye to 2016. For many, it’s been a rough ride right to the bitter end. I’ve heard some criticism of this type of thinking, calling it “superstitious” to blame all misfortune on a calendar year number. I don’t think it’s superstitious so much as wanting a clean slate. Let’s just start over and ask Luke Skywalker and Han Solo to just please, please be careful for the sake of mankind. I like to write New Year’s resolutions at the beginning of every year. Considering how this year went, I figure I can set the bar pretty low and still have things work out well for me in 2017. One of my biggest resolutions every year is to stop worrying. You see, I come from a long line of furrow-browed prophets of doom. If something could go wrong, we could think of any number of ways that it might get even worse. My own nervous system’s favorite pastime is to prod me awake at 4:46 am to engage in a back and forth over things I usually can’t control. Or things I might control if only it wasn’t 4:46am. So, I strongly resolve on New Year’s Day of almost every year that I won’t do that anymore. But, much to my surprise, I still wake up five minutes before my alarm on January 2 (and each day thereafter) to mull over the fact that my kitchen cupboard drawer that is only one year old is swelling due to humidity and can’t be quite closed so now we’ll probably never get the full value for our house when we one day want to sell which means our children will never go to college and we’ll all be living in mismatched cardboard boxes and living off the busking my husband and son will do together on violin and guitar which will sound ok as long as I keep reminding The Boy to practice which he hasn’t done in at least three days. You might be starting to realize the importance of tackling the Worry Wart Issue in my life. But I have finally figured out that I do need a real plan. My blueprint for this particular resolution is to make a list of the Big Nigglers, the ones that cause the most disruption in my lovely nighttime stream of consciousness (ie dreams about food). Then I will choose the ones that I can actually solve. Once I have written down a few steps for each one, the fact that I’ve put my feet on the path to resolving these issues should, in theory, make sleep come a little easier. So here you have a list of things I can probably tackle:

Saving money for the future instead of spending it on Haagen Daaz at La Isla Shopping Center (even though, have you TRIED the Praline flavor? I mean, do the children REALLY need to go to college?) Exercising in the morning instead of lying in my bed awake, consuming fewer, yet not insignificant calories trying to think of reasons why I can’t work out today Deciding once and for all if I care about the kitchen drawer situation or if it’s kind of handy (and even a selling point) to have one drawer slightly open at all times That seems about enough to tackle for one year. Now I can neatly file the following worries under the label in brain called Out of My Control and Therefore Not Going to Impact My Sleep Tonight: Gas prices (and let’s be honest, I can’t even TALK about this without a blood pressure hike) Whether it rains freakishly out of season when my relatives come to visit this winter (and we all know it will anyway) Whether my neighbors are going to think of a reason to have a party this weekend with their favorite music caressing my windows in a vibrating sort of manner (there’s always a reason for a party) Now that I have freed my mind from worry, I will probably become some sort of creative genius. If you like to read my column, I have very little doubt this will be an inspiring year for you as well. Unless, of course, I start worrying about something else that’s not on the list. Because I can’t remember now if my kids are up to date on their vaccinations. You know, I think I saw some rust on that piece of metal my daughter scraped her leg on yesterday. And it’s probably too late for a tetanus shot now. Does anyone know anything about lockjaw symptoms?

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Medical Matters Pam Thompson

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Staying Healthy in Mexico

elcome to a brand new year! We are now truly in the “high season” (supposedly that is not politically correct to say anymore but, whatever) and things are full speed ahead! Reflecting back over the year (er, several years) I thought it would be good to mention a few simple but easy tips to make one’s time here “healthy”. We have many broken hips, ankles and arms from folks falling. Either on wet marble/tile or on the cobblestone streets. At home keep that mop close by and ready. On the streets, keep your eyes on where you are walking and not on the cell phone. Is answering that text really worth a broken hip? Do not self-medicate. Don’t listen to what your friends say about “XYZ” medication working wonders for this and that. You don’t need to take an “anti-parasite” medication if you do not know if you have parasites. Especially if you drink a few cocktails around the same time. Like a bomb in your liver. We are not in the steamy and sweaty summer months right now so we don’t think we are becoming dehydrated but it is still very easy to do. Drink a ton of water. You will feel much better. Carry a copy of your passport/ID, a list of allergies and emergency contact information with you. If you have an accident, end up in an Emergency Room, unconscious and alone then someone can be notified. Know how to give your address in Spanish

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along with a cross-street. If you need to call emergency services, saying “we are near the palapa by the taco stand” doesn’t work well. Wash your hands. Wash your hands. Wash your hands. And, wash your hands. I have said it before and I will say it again: If you are sick, have a cold please do not attend social functions. Everyone will thank you. The social whirl here will definitely continue if you miss a couple of cocktail hours. Now with Facebook I can’t believe how many times someone will contact me for a doctor’s appointment “because Pam, I am so sick I can’t even stand up”. Then, later that day or the next, I see a photo of them at a party on Facebook. Really? There are excellent physicians and healthcare practitioners here in the area. There are also some real quacks. Be careful who you give you money (and your health) to. If it seems too good to be true, then most likely, it is! On January 25, 2017 I will be doing a presentation called “25 Things You Should Know About Healthcare in the Area.” This is really more of a quiz (and a lot of fun I might add, with prizes!). This will be at Hospital San Javier Marina at 10am but you must RSVP so please let me know if you would like to attend. We have many speakers programs and clinics scheduled for January. If you would like a copy of our newsletter, please email me! And watch for massive publicity as we prepare for Medical Matters 2017 on February 13, 2017. We are excited! Double the amount of speakers this year! Have a grand week!

Comings… After a couple of weekends of celebrating the finest barbequed ribs on the planet, El Rio BBQ-Bar is back into the Tribute swing-of-things. This Saturday, kicking off the New Year, will be none other than Sir Elton John. (Just writing that makes me want to clap.) According to Trend Records impresario Merv Buchanan who is responsible for bringing the great musical tribute shows to El Rio and the Luna Lounge in Bucerias, says watching Jeffrey Artamonov, from Toronto, is, “like seeing Elton John in his prime.” Join me for great food and what I expect will be a tremendously good show this Saturday night at 8 pm. Come early for food – this one will sell out very fast. The Boutique Theatre presents “The Life and Times of Brenda Lee”, starring Mikki Prost for the next couple of Wednesdays. I am going to Mikki’s first show of this year and will have a full report next week. So, Wednesday, January 11 and 18 at 7:30 pm. …and Goings What an excellent concert was the OliBlues Band at the Jazz Foundation last weekend. I encouraged friends Bill and Marcia Makley to meet me there; they did and brought with them their neighbour Alan. And Donna Feldman also came with her constant companion, McGiness; the smartest, most beautiful Golden Retriever ever. I have said many times that Oliver Moreira is the best harmonica play-

er I have heard live, but a couple of times during this particular concert I could hardly breathe he was so fabulous! The sold-out Jazz Foundation audience (always sprinkled with fine musicians) kept breaking into applause during Oliver’s solos! Keep your eyes and ears here for news of future concerts. The balance of the band – bass great Roberto Falcon, drummer Steven Tenney and Carlos Urrea, whose amazing guitar licks back and forth with Oliver was simply outstanding: Thanks, OliBlues Band. It was two straight hours of great!

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Cooking up a hilarious comedy ‘Kitchen Witches’

opens this weekend at Boutique By Catherine Beeghly

he Boutique Dinner Theatre offers exciting evenings of dinner-and-a-show options in Vallarta’s Old Town. Playing Jan. 5, 6. 7, 12, 13 and 14 is “The Kitchen Witches,” a comedy directed by Lynne Dellinger. Two rival cooking show hostesses, played by Alice Averett and Cat Meders, battle it out with hilarious and messy results. Rounding out the cast will be Rob Grant and Catherine Beeghly. Dana Zeller-Alexis stars in a one-woman cabaret show, “Women on the Edge,” Jan. 26 through Feb. 11, Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays. She and her husband Mark Zeller, who is directing the show, have long careers on the stage around the world. Her work in “Mrs. Dally Has a Lover” earned this review: “She enters the heart of the character, etching out the perimeters of her character like a skilled jeweler.” She also won a Dramalogue Award for best actress in that role. Some of her favorite roles have been “Shirley Valentine,” Martha in “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf,” Sonya in “Uncle Vanya,” and Mama Rose in “Gypsy.” A newly formed professional vocal octet, the Vallarta Vocalista Ensemble, will perform at the Boutique Feb. 16, 17. 18. 23. 24 and 25. “The Rhythms of Life” is the show’s theme. Carl Timothy, JeanGuy Comeau, Kathy Overly, Suzanne Kirkpatrick, and Sharon Baughman-White are among the singers. Auditions will be announced soon for a “Best of Broadway” review, directed by Ralph Hyman. Singers should come prepared, preferably with sheet music, to perform a Broadway song, and an accompanist will be provided. “I want the auditioners to introduce themselves, talk about why they chose the song they did, and what meaning it has to them,” Hyman said. The Boutique is also looking for volunteers--stage hands, painters, graphic artists, as well as actors and directors. Mikki Prost continues her new

show, an original tribute to Brenda Lee. “Little Miss Dynamite: The Life and Times of Brenda Lee,” performs at 7:30 p.m. Wednesdays, Jan. 11, and 18. New in 2017: Opportunities for personal growth Eight live presentations by Vallarta thinkers and performers are planned every other Tuesday in TED talks, from 10 a.m. to noon. “Many Malalas: The Courageous Pursuit of Education in Pakistan” with Millard Mott opens the series on Jan. 10. Mott will introduce the audience to some of the intrepid people in Pakistan who are making girls’ education a reality, rebuilding schools razed by the Taliban in Swat, home of Malala Yousafzai. The youngest Nobel Peace Prize winner in history, Malala, for whom this presentation is named, stood up to the Taliban, defended her right to an education and was shot, from which she recovered, and continues her efforts to elevate the rights of young women. Millard recently spent three weeks visiting Pakistani schools that are educating girls in isolated mountain villages and urban neighborhoods. He will share stories, photographs and observations, gleaned during his travels, which may challenge some of attendees’ assumptions about the Muslim community and Pakistan’s reputation as a conservative, traditional country. Other presentations scheduled are: “Psychopaths Who Walk Among

Us” with Miriam Green, Jan. 24. “Telepathy, Synchronicity and the Afterlife,” Jerry Kroth, Feb. 7. “Own Your Own Voice,” Mark Zeller, Feb. 21. “Creative Living: A Work in Progress,” Dan Grippo, March 7. “Diary of a Dairy Queen and Spicy Tales from the Taco Belle,” Joanna and Chi Chi Rones, March 21. “Artificial Intelligence: Opportunity and Threat,” John Wilson-Bugbee, April 4. “American Journey: Tales from a Troubadour,” Larry Long, April 18. The series is produced by Norma Schuh. Tickets cost $250 pesos per session. The Boutique Dinner Theatre is located upstairs at Nacho Daddy, 287 Basilio Badillo. Delicious three-course dinners are served at 5 p.m., with the shows at 6 p.m. On Wednesdays only, the shows start at 7:30 p.m. Tickets cost $250 pesos for the show only; or $525 pesos for dinner and the show. For information call 322-192-4616.

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Michael Nolen is the host of ‘The Good Morning Wake Up Show,’ which is broadcast as part of the University of Guadalajara’s 104.3 FM radio station at the CUC campus in Puerto Vallarta. Every Saturday at 9 AM

n December 8, University President Marco Antonio Cortés Guardado presented Certificates of Achievement of to over 150 senior students who were enrolled in last semesters SUAM program. Felicidades! Enrolment for the SUAM classes is now open and classes begin in mid January. The University of Guadalajara, Coastal Campus (SUAM PROGRAM) was created in 2012, with the main objective to integrate and educate senior citizens in the region. It was designed to offer academic, intellectual, recreational and artistic courses and the opportunity for social interaction for

people over the age of 60. SUAM courses and workshops: Generally courses are about 20 hour’s duration and are spread over two and a half months. Students can spend 2-4 hours each week depending on their objectives and the contents of the course. Schedule: 9am to 2 pm Monday to Friday, and 9 am to 1 pm Saturday. SUAM offers the following classes and activities. Health, Tai Chi, Yoga, Nutrition, Humanities, Family Law, Wonders of the world: Art, History, Literature, and Nature. Regional architecture and the western Mexico Mountains. Natural richness of the Bay of Banderas, Poetry and reading workshops,

Computing – Basic and intermediate levels, Languages - Basic and Intermediate level English and Spanish, Dance, Drawing and Painting, Creativity with recycled material. Cooking and Popular culture. For more information contact the SUAM program 322 226 2200 EXT. 66290 or 66304 or email suam@ cuc.udg.mx If you are one of the many people who want to take beginning or intermediate Spanish, Dr. Cecilia Shibya PhD and her staff encourages you to enroll ASAP. These classes will begin January 9th. You can enroll at ceciliasshibya@hotmail.com There have been a few changes at the University Radio Station 104.3 FM. I would like to congratulate Lic. Susana M. Carreno. who became the new Director of the University Radio Station. If you like to contact her she can be reached at (322) 226 2200 Ext. 66212 or email at susana. carreno@radio.udg.mx I am very happy to announce that “The Good Morning Wake Up Show” (that I host) Is being expanded to two hours. So be sure to tune in Saturday morning from 9 am until 11, at 104.3 FM or you can hear the show via the internet at http://udgtv. com/radio-puerto-vallarta/en-vivo

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Three Kings’ Day Celebration: History and Traditions Behind ‘El Día De Los Reyes’

By Carolina Moreno

anta Claus may have gone back to the North Pole to rest, but it doesn’t mean the gift-giving (and receiving) is over -- at least not for the thousands of children in Latin America and Spain anxiously awaiting “El Día de los Reyes” Celebration on January 6th. For many Christians, the holiday season doesn’t officially end until the 12th day of Christmas known as the “Feast of the Epiphany” or “Three Kings’ Day”. The holiday marks the biblical adoration of baby Jesus by the three Kings, also referred to as three Wise Men or Magi. According to the Gospel of Matthew, the men found the divine child by following a star across the desert for twelve days to Bethlehem. Melchior, Caspar, and Balthazar -- representing Europe, Arabia, and Africa respectively -- travelled by horse, camel, and elephant in order to present baby Jesus with three symbolic gifts. The gold offered by one of the wise men is a symbolic acknowledgment of Jesus’ royal standing as “King of the Jews,” while the frankincense manifests the divine nature of the baby’s existence, since he is not an earthly king but the Son

of God. And finally the myrrh, often used to embalm corpses, was gifted to the newborn as a symbol of Jesus’ mortality -- foreshadowing his death as a means to cleanse humanity of its sins. Reyes festivities come in different shapes and sizes across the globe from community parades to three-day celebrations at Disneyland. In Mexico City, thou-

sands gather every year to taste a mile-long “Rosca de Reyes” (Kings’ Bread) while others simply make the holiday staple at home honoring the tradition to hide a baby Jesus figurine within the bread -- the person whose slice has the figurine must prepare tamales for everyone on the Day of the Candles on Feb. 2! Original: huffingtonpost.com.mx

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ith religious origins, the Rosca de Reyes is a traditional Mexican bread in the form of a ring, representing the Wise Men's search for the King of the Jews. It is believed that Melchior, Gaspar and Balthazar, the Three Kings from the East, traveled to Jerusalem following a star. On meeting with King Herod, they asked him where the new King had been born. King Herod, frightened by these words, asked the wise men to search for the child and bring word once they had found him, so that he may also go and worship the new king. Because Herod was afraid that the child might threaten his throne, he ordered the killing of every single baby under the age of two years old. The day when the wise men found the Baby Jesus is known as Epiphany, which is precisely the event represented by the Rosca de Reyes.

The dried and candied fruits that adorn the bread symbolize the crowns of the Kings, while the traditional figurines placed inside the bread represent Mary and Joseph fleeing to Egypt to escape from Herod's attempts to kill their baby. The tradition of eating Rosca de Reyes actually started in France, in the 14th century. The way it was eaten was almost a ritual in itself. A slice of bread was first given to a poor person or stranger, then the next slices were intended for those serving in the King's army, and the rest of the bread was distributed among the other guests. This tradition soon expanded to other countries in Europe and later to Latin America. In Mexico, the tradition of sharing the bread is slightly different, as little plastic babies are placed inside it to symbolize the baby Jesus. Guests then randomly take a share of the bread, and

whoever finds the figurine automatically becomes his godparent. Then he or she has to make a party with tamales and atole on the following February 2. Godparents usually dress up a statue of Jesus using traditional costumes. Sometimes they dress him as Saint Francis of Assisi or the Holy Child of Atocha and other typical depictions of Jesus. February 2 is a very important day, when many Christians celebrate the Feast of the Purification of the Virgin, also known as the Feast of the Presentation of Jesus at the Temple. This feast also honors Our Lady of Candelaria, a depiction of the Virgin Mary, and includes the blessing of water and candles. Far more than a quaint tradition, the Rosca de Reyes can help believers remember that God can turn darkness and bitterness into light and sweetness! Original: Bestday.com

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Caryl Dolinko presents Intercultural Communications By Nancy Page, ACT-LGBT

earn how to stand out from the crowd and generate the buzz that will get you noticed. The Association of Commerce & Tourism, LGBT, AC (ACT-LGBT) proudly presents LGBT activist Caryl Dolinko on Tuesday, January 10 at its monthly Membership Development Program. Caryl Dolinko has played a strong role in the Pride movement on a global scale and has a far-reaching network of LGBTQ leaders worldwide. With over 25 years of working with LGBTQ organizations, Caryl has spent much of her life dedicated to equality, human rights and diversity. “I enjoy teaching and sharing,” Caryl shared with us. “Each business is at a different point in their own story. Whether you want to define your brand, increase brand awareness, or create a clear message for your audience, how

you communicate in your market defines your success. When you add a multi-cultural environment into the mix, then things get even more interesting.” “We couldn’t be more excited to bring Caryl to the ACT-LGBT, A.C. membership,” ACT-LGBT President, Gene Mendoza, noted. “The quality of this type of content is what we promised our members we would bring to them to specifically address practical business needs. If you’re not yet a member of ACT, join us next Tuesday and learn how to create buzz for your business!” Come hear Caryl’s unique perspective on how you can develop your business communication strategy on Tuesday, January 10 from 7:00 pm to 9:00 pm at the offices of the newest member to join the ACT-LGBT, A.C. business association, Vallarta Co-Work, Morelos 101, Local 3B, Colonia Centro (2nd

floor above Banco Santander, next to the parking garage just north of the Vallarta street bridge). $200 peso donation for non-ACT-LGBT members. Caryl Dolinko owns and operates Smart Cookie Consulting, widely regarded as the premier LGBT marketing consultant in Vancouver, Canada. She has the Co-President for InterPride (International Association for LGBT Pride Organizers) as well as the Communications Director, establishing a global brand and presence for the organization. Caryl has held several leadership positions in Pride events and LGBT organizations globally. The Association of Commerce & Tourism, LGBT, AC (ACT-LGBT) is the first legally-recognized business association dedicated to promote and defend the interests of the LGBT business community of Puerto Vallarta and support the growth of its members since 2013.

January is Heating Up at Luna Lounge in Bucerias! By Debbie White ast week’s Bryan Adams New Year’s Eve Tribute Show at Luna Lounge was the perfect night of food and entertainment! Doug Varty debuted his popular show south-of-the-border and performed all our favorite tunes from Canadian super star, Bryan Adams. An encore performance was added for New Year’s night. We loved all those familiar tunes like “Cuts Like A Knife,” “Run to You” and “It’s Only Love.” Don’t miss Doug Varty when he returns to Luna Lounge on February 9th, with his Rod Stewart tribute show, Forever Young. This guy is pure talent! Joining Doug Varty for a number of fantastic numbers was guest performer Amberly Beatty, who will perform her highly acclaimed Patsy Cline tribute on Thursday and Friday, January 5 and 6. Amberly, brings her Patsy: The Ultimate Tribute Show back to Luna Lounge this season, showcasing the music and life of Patsy Cline. You’ll go “Crazy” for this one! And she really does sing that song just like Patsy! Not only does she capture all the subtle nuisances

of Patsy Cline’s voice, look and mannerisms, Amberly is a true professional country music singer with fantastic original songs and a bright future in country music! I was impressed! There are still a few tickets available.

The Rocket Man blasts off on Sunday, January 8 with Jeffrey Scott Artanmanov’s international hit tribute to Sir Elton John. You know all songs by heart and this is your chance to hear them again in an exciting night of entertainment!

On Thursday, January 12, audiences will love the Buddy Holly Show, starring professional entertainer, Jeff Scott as one early rock and roll’s most loved stars! Headliner and local Bucerias celebrity, Brittany Kingery, will feature her new Linda Ronstadt Show on Saturday, January 14. Brittany has been entertaining crowds around the Bay and around the world and has won multiple “Tropic Rock” awards year after year. Elvis will be in the building, as Gino Monopoli brings his fabulous, Elvis Live Tribute Show to the venue on Sunday, January 15 with a ‘spot on’ performance of Elvis and his magnetic persona. And my personal favorite, the truly stunning and talented Annette LaFond returns this season on Thursday, January 19, with her Shania Live show featuring the music and persona of Shania Twain. You’ll enjoy hearing, “Man, I Feel Like A Woman, “Still the One” and all your favorites! Don’t miss this one! On Sunday, January 22, the Double Headliner Show, Divas, debuts, showcasing the music of Bette Midler and Madonna. Nancy

Tromon and Kathy Thompson bring these stars and their music to the Luna Lounge stage! The Neal Diamond Tribute show, Solitary Man, returns for two shows on Thursday and Friday, January 26 and 27. Last season I loved this show featuring Will Chalmers, and I highly recommend it! And on Sunday, January 29, “The Everly Brothers’ Golden Hits Show” starring John Sharkey and Michael Damekert, hits the Luna Lounge stage. Enjoy the smooth sounds of, “Wake Up Little Suzy,” “Crying In the Rain” and “All I Have to Do Is Dream.” The Crazy Bitches (drag show), are featured each Tuesday and Wednesday at 7 pm and the band, Hanger, will perform on nights when there are no drag or tribute shows. Book early so you don’t miss any of these fantastic dinner shows. For more information go to: lunaloungebucerias.com. For questions or tickets email hugh@ lunaloungebucerias.com. Luna Lounge is located at Av. Mexico #27, Bucerias, Nayarit. Tel. # 329-298-3242.

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rt knows no boundaries… It can be expressed on many canvases including murals on buildings and public spaces. In Puerto Vallarta, artistic life is on display in the many galleries and through the sculptures along the Malecon, but it also lives on the buildings and streets of this thriving art community. Around nearly every corner there is another example of the richness of the artist scene in Puerto Vallarta. In October 2016 the Restore Coral Mural Project came to Puerto Vallarta with a great message: the importance of coral reefs and the preservation of the marine ecosystem. Using public spaces, some of Vallarta’s most well known artists created murals that represent the ocean and its impact on life in the Bay of Banderas. Restore Coral is the first campaign of this type in Mexico aimed at promoting the restoration and protection of the coral reefs in our waters. Mexican reefs are the second largest in the world sustaining 25% of sea life. In recent years we have lost more than 75% of the living coral area.

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Restore Coral Mural Project in Vallarta The murals are vivid public displays that reflect the ideas of today around protecting the ocean as well as what it means to Puerto Vallarta and the surrounding towns. Take an afternoon to walk the streets of downtown Puerto Vallarta to view these spectacular works of art. You can find the murals of the following artists here: Dherzu Azala: Hidalgo street with Iturbide No. 395 Liz Rashell: Aldama street with Hidalgo No.220 Ley and Misael: Hidalgo street with Aldama Eva Bracamontes: Juárez street with Josefa Ortíz de Domínguez No. 699 Noise and Nick: Sport area. Argentina y Colombia streets Tomás Pires: Perú Street No. 1052 with Venezuela Tony Collantes: Teatro Vallarta. Uruguay No.84 Humo and Frank Salvador: Buena Aventura Hotel

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THE SPIRIT OF BUDDY HOLLY starring Jeff Scott By Merv Buchanan merv@uvs.com

uddy Holly's career ended on a cold winter night almost sixty years ago, when the small plane he was flying in crashed, near Clear Lake, Iowa. In the late Fifties, Holly was at the top of his game with fresh, exciting new ideas about writing, recording and performing music and the skills to make them work. Not content to rely on professional songwriters, music arrangers or producers, he created the concept of the “self contained rock band”, influencing generations of rock stars to this day. But more than anything else, it was his ability to write memorable songs that made his career so successful. Is there anyone on this planet who doesn't know the chorus to “That'll Be The Day”? Canadian singer/guitarist Jeff Scott wasn't even born during Buddy Holly's lifetime. His first exposure to the Texas rock'n'roll legend was seeing Gary Busey's 1978 biopic “The Buddy Holly Story”. “It hit me like a rock! the music was great! It really struck a chord with me!” Soon after graduating from Toronto's Humber College, Jeff auditioned for the lead role in the Royal Alex Theatre's production “Buddy”. He quickly proved that it was the role he was born to play. When the play wrapped, he performed as Buddy Holly for 6 weeks, at The Alladin Casino in Las Vegas. He then became a regular cast member at Toronto tribute show venue “Rock'n'Roll Heaven”, before going on the road with the world famous “Legends in Concert” tour series. “The Spirit of Buddy Holly” takes fans of Fifties music back in time, to when Charles Hardin Holly (“Buddy” to his friends) from Lubbock, Texas, went from playing school gyms, roller rinks and dance halls to the world's largest concert venues, in two short years. It's pure rock'n'roll, straight from '58. Attention to detail makes Jeff Scott's tribute to Buddy Holly truly unique. The bang-on song performances, the suits and bow ties Buddy wore (not the weird outfits

Gary Busey wore in the movie) and the iconic Fender Stratocaster guitar Buddy was so proud of. Jeff creates a sense of authenticity that takes audiences back to the fun and innocence of the Fifties. His song choices are based on actual set lists preserved by Paul McCartney. The show features all the familiar hits, like “Peggy Sue”, “That'll Be the Day”, “Every Day”, “It's So Easy” and dozens of others from Buddy's catalogue of over 100 recordings, as well as a few hits by some of the rockabilly stars he often toured with. In terms of energy, originality and the ability to connect with an audience, Buddy Holly had few equals. Elvis Presley was a wonderful song interpreter, with a unique singing voice and fantastic stage presence. But he didn't write songs and he rarely played an instrument. Buddy was a great songwriter, who could sing with the best of them and “play a guitar like ringing a bell”. With a dedication born out of his love for Buddy Holly's music, Jeff Scott re-creates Buddy's special brand of “feel-good Fifties fun” with warmth, accuracy and panache. Over the past decade, he has performed throughout the U.S.A and Canada, and in Australia, China and Mexico. On January 12 he will appear at The Luna Lounge, in Bucerias. On January 14, he appears at El Rio BBQ. In Paso Ancho (city bus route #4). More information on these shows is available on the venue web sites and elsewhere in this publication.

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ELVIS! ELVIS! Starring Gino Monopoli

By Merv Buchanan merv@uvs.com

ttending one of Gino Monopoli's high-energy shows will convince even the most jaded Elvis fan that the Toronto-based “ETA” (Elvis tribute artist) has something special. It's not just the costumes, hairstyle or facial expressions that make make his award-winning shows so good. And it's not the familiar voice, moves, or heart-stopping good looks that take fans back in time. It's his attitude, body language and interaction with an audience, especially up-close, that makes grown men and women, especially women, feel that the king of rock'n'roll is in the room and it's not 1977 yet. For every minute of every show, Gino Monopoli exudes the look, sound and animal magnetism of the world's most recognizable celebrity. Each performance seems like a time warp; from the wildly gyrating kid playing southern juke joints with Scotty Moore and Bill Black, to the

grown-up, world-famous entertainer playing a Las Vegas show room, with a 20 piece band and a dozen back up singers. At a typical “Elvis! Elvis! show, the ever enthusiastic fans clap, whistle, cheer and yell for more as Gino performs his amazingly faithful repertoire of Elvis' million-selling hits. Resplendent in a yellow sport jacket and black slacks, or an army uniform, or gold lame jacket, or black leather suit, or rhinestone-covered jump suit, Gino paces across the stage like a cat. Each song sounds just like the record, but with the added excitement of “The King”, up close and personal. The cordless microphone is a handy tool for today's entertainers. A vast improvement over the 100-foot microphone cords used by Patsy Cline and others in order to get close to their fans. Gino Monopoli makes excellent use of his, as he roams through the crowd, singing, joking about the heat and greeting fans, beads of sweat

usually pouring from his brow. Being at one of Gino's shows is almost like being at an Elvis show in Las Vegas in the Seventies as men reach out to shake his hand and women of all ages stand up to get a hug or a kiss on the cheek. Gino was born to do this and the crowds love it! Long-time Elvis associate Joe Esposito says “Gino Monopoli comes as close to Elvis, in terms of appearance, vocal style and mannerisms, as I have ever seen, he's the real deal”. This assessment, coming from someone notoriously hard to impress, is probably the best endorsement any Elvis tribute artist could ever hope to get. So it comes as no surprise that Gino has a wall full of shiny plaques and trophies from “Elvis” festivals all over the continent, including Elvis' home town of Memphis, Tennessee. His many titles include: “Collingwood Grand Champion”, Pacific Northwest Grand Champion” and “World's Finest Elvis Tribute Artist”. The many long-time fans who never miss one of his shows say “Gino is the best ETA ever!” Gino says “I don't claim to be Elvis. I'm just an entertainer who looks and sounds like Elvis and I have a lot of fun doing it”. But

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somehow, for 90 magical minutes, he takes his audiences back to a time when rock'n'roll was young and then makes them believe that the sensational young singer they called “the hillbilly cat” is rockin' the room. The popularity of Gino Monopoli's “Elvis! Elvis!” show is evidenced by the steady stream of bookings across Canada, the U.S., Australia and the Caribbean stretching back more than a decade, with no sign of slowing down. He is always working and that makes him a happy guy. “I

love to sing and entertain and when an audience is with me, there's no better feeling in the world”. Besides performing at concerts, cruises, festivals and dinner shows, Gino has appeared on the ABC, CTV, CNN, NBC and BBC television networks as well as many local radio and television stations. On January 15th, Gino will appear for the first time in Bucerias at The Luna Lounge, followed by dates in Mazatlan. More information is available on the venue's web site and elsewhere in this publication.

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SkyMed Emergency Air Evacuation Membership Program pays 100% UPFRONT of your emergency air ambulance with medical personnel on board, taking you ALL the way back to your home in the U.S. and Canada. If returning to the U.S. or Canada in the event of a serious medical emergency is important to you, then we invite you to register for one of our upcoming events in Puerto Vallarta, Bucerias and Nuevo Vallarta. Space is limited, please RSVP! Can you afford to shell out thousands of dollars upfront if you or your loved one needs to get back to your home hospital? If the answer is no, then you can’t afford to miss this presentation! Enjoy FREE Happy Hour with drinks and snacks and take advantage of the discounts when buying select memberships at one of SkyMed’s group presentations. PUERTO VALLARTA Tuesday, January 10 4-6 p.m. at No Way Jose 5th de Febrero 260, Old Town Thursday, January 12 4-6 p.m. at Las Adelitas - Ave Fluvial 234, Fluvial CONTACT: Kathleen Phelps - SkyMed Certified Representative - Puerto Vallarta kphelps1948@gmail.com, 322-142-2245 in Mexico, or 202-239-4252 (US) NUEVO VALLARTA AND BUCERIAS Thursday, January 12, 4pm at Mediterráneo, Paseo Las Palmas 3, Plaza 3.14, Nuevo Vallarta Friday, January 13, 4pm at Esquina 22, Av. México # 22, Bucerías. CONTACT: Paolina Parra - SkyMed Certified Representative, Riviera Nayarit paolinaparra29@gmail.com or at paolina.parra@skymed.com Cell: 322-118-8145

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ey Everybody! About 25,000 people flew into PVR airport over the holiday weekend from different cities around Mexico to enjoy the festivities. The pueblos and beaches were packed (along with the roads) with restaurants flowing with music, drinks, and delicious food. The holiday extends for one more week for many. Enjoy the energies of the fiestas!

RIPTIDES….GET INFORMED! RIPTIDES ARE DEADLY. Every year people are killed by riptides on the Riviera Nayarit. They not only carry you out to sea but also have a strong undertow that will suck you under and you will drown. Please look at these photos carefully and also take the time to look at the water while on the beach before getting in it. When we are drinking and partying we’re not always paying that close of attention. If you do get caught in a Riptide do not try to fight it by swimming back. ALWAYS swim to the side, parallel along with the beach. This is your only chance of survival unless someone comes to save you on a board. It will depend on how wide it is before you get out so just keep swimming. Please watch this video link of a Riptide posted on the RivieraNayaritFun.com FB Page. /www. facebook.com/allrivieranayaritfun/. Stay safe everyone and be aware, and please spread the word. It saves lives! The Beat Goes On….Without skipping a beat, the Funraising Fun continues into the high season beginning with January events. If you’re going out why not make it WIN-WIN?! Let’s help support the children! A couple of benefits for Manos de Amor begin with the “Dancing Under the Stars” on Wednesday, January 11 at the Samba Vallarta in Nuevo Vallarta. Social hour begins at 6pm and the Rhythm Roosters will be performing all their fun dancing tunes. They are serving appetizers along with beer, wine, pop and water. On Tuesday, February 7 the Benefit for Manos de Amor “Hamburguesa Night” begins at 4:30pm. Tickets are 250 pesos. This will be in front of Los Mangos RV Park. Karaoke (come on, you know you want to get up and sing!); a lot of fun for everyone. Tickets will be available for purchase every Monday, Wednesday and Friday from nine to noon at the Mangos RV Park starting January 2 until they are sold out - so get your tickets NOW! Let’s help Support the kids! Esquina 22 Bar and Lounge in Bucerias has new music on Thursdays with “Clube Do Bossa” performing classic bossa

nova music. Tescalama! The new La Cruz Sports Bar is perfect for the sports nut! With 5 - 60” TV’s, comfortable seating, and the food is delicious! My favorite is their Cesar Salad. Zoe Wood singing and playing guitar every Thursday… Check it out! Just past Alamar condos in La Cruz. Raise Your Vibration with “Mystic Mantra”. My amigo Sonny Davis is playing his amazing energetic music on Jan 16 at 7:30pm at the Octopus Garden in La Cruz. His new CD is “Involution” and I love it! FREE Fun in Bucerias with the Guys and Dolls Slow Pitch Soft Ball! The game is on Saturdays and begins at 9am at the Bucerias sports field. It’s fun and a great way to get exercise. All levels are welcome to join in. For questions contact Barry Munro at CondoAzul@Hotmail.com FREE Spay/Neuter Clinic in Bucerias… Will be held on Jan 11- 14 at the old

BBCC building, on Calle 16 de Septiembre near the corner of Matamoras. (If you’re not sure where that is, Google maps can help you.) They need volunteers to help with registration, recovery, cleaning crates, and returning pets to their owners. Spanish is not needed, but could be helpful. Please email Sue at sioux4noff@gmail.com if you can help out. The vets also look for and treat for parasites and other medical conditions. Tell your neighbors and friends about the clinic. People can bring their own pets or street animals. Remember not to let your pet drink or eat if possible 10-12 hours before the surgery. MORE FREE FUN at the La Cruz Marina… My friend Kat Liana (Event Coordinator for the Marina Riviera Nayarit) is

really doing a superb job of entertaining us this year will all kinds of interesting events. New one-time events also pop up all season long. Movie Night: Every Thursday at 7:00pm with food for sale La Cruz Writers Group: Begins Thursday, Jan 14 at 10am-12:30 Full Moon Concert / Cantus Eterna: Jan 12 at 7pm La Cruz Marina Amphitheater

Thanks for tuning in this week. It really seems like time is going faster…or is that just because I am getting older? Create a fabulous New Year in 2017! For any questions or information please contact me at Cat@RivieraNayaritFun.com. AHO!

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Rincon de Guayabitos – Riviera Nayarit’s best kept secret

n the Jaltemba Bay, nestled between the tropical vegetation of the Sierra Madre Occidental Mountains and the Pacific Ocean, hides the quiet seaside town of Rincon de Guayabitos. Named for the groves of guava trees that once lined the shore, the name translates to “corner of the little guava trees” and nowhere will visiting vacationers find a better value for a beach escape in authentic Mexico. In the 1970’s the Mexican government decided that Guayabitos was to become a resort and an area where foreigners could own property. Since then, many North Americans have discovered the affordable pleasures of Guayabitos and its handful of neighboring coastal towns and villages. Visitors often rent or even buy vacation homes here, but others will find the offering of B&B’s and small independent hotels and resorts in this area some 40 miles north of Puerto Vallarta International Airport equally appealing. For centuries the home of fishermen, farmers, owners of family-run restaurants and other businesses, Guayabitos, with a population of scarcely 2,000 permanent residents, is, for the visitor, an opportunity to immerse oneself in timeless Mexico before the rest of the world changes it. There is only one main street, Avenida del Sol Nuevo, parallel to the beach stretching the entire

length of Guayabitos. It divides the town into two areas: the Hotel and Commercial Zone on the south and the Residential Zone on the north. The Hotel and Commercial Zone is home to several mercados (grocery stores), pharmacies, boutiques offering Mexican handicrafts, clothing stores, discos and restaurants featuring Mexican and American cuisine. Many of Guayabitos’ modestly priced hotels, bungalows and condos are located in this area. During the low season, August to November, hotels are only half full and nightly rates range from US$14 to US$50; weekly and monthly rooms are available. There are several trailer parks with boat launches. The atmosphere here is casual, relaxed and “beach-y.” The beach itself is the real protagonist of this destination. Stretching about 1 ½ miles wide, the

spectacular flat beach consists of golden sand with calm blue waters. It is lined with palapa-covered restaurants and bustling with beach vendors in colorful canopied carts selling everything from coconut drinks to shrimp on a stick. In fact, the water is so calm that Guayabitos’ beach is referred to as “The Largest Swimming Pool in the World.” The beach is perfect for walking, swimming, people watching or to simply sit and run one’s toes through the sand under the warm sun. Farther down the beach there is an area that is good for bodysurfing and boogie boarding. Afternoon winds make for good sailing and windsurfing. The majority of restaurants in Guayabitos are family-run. The local cuisine is seafood and Mexican dishes. Around town one can find a few fruit stands and stalls with fresh fruits such as mangos, pineapples,

papayas and melons. Vista Guayabitos is a must-try when visiting the area; the restaurant sits atop one of the highest points in Guayabitos and offers a spectacular view of the entire Jaltemba Bay. For the traveler who wants to do more than eat well and lie on the beach, Guayabitos and the surrounding region has a lot to see and do. The deep sea fishing for marlin, sailfish and tuna is excellent yearround. In the winter months the famous humpback whale migration provides ample opportunities for whale watching and three native species of endangered sea turtles – the Olive Ridley, the Leatherback and the Hawksbill – become the focus of hatchling releases. Birdwatching – Mexico is home to more species of birds than the U.S. and Canada combined – draws visitors from around the world while others come for horseback riding, hiking, cycling or trekking. The rugged Sierra Madre which protects the coastline provides plenty of opportunities for mountain adventures. Horseback riding trips are available through the tropical rainforest of Los Ayala, through the mountains or through the beach. And, on Monday mornings, the town’s “tianguis” or market brings out the entire population. Boat trips to Isla Coral, a small island visible from shore, go for just $5 per person. Glass bottom boats line the shore waiting to take people

for a ride near this island where one can view marine life through the boat bottom and see frigate birds and terns nesting on the island.. There is a good spot offshore, Isla Cangrejo, accessible only by boat for people to snorkel or scuba dive. Other nearby beaches include Playa los Ayala and Playa del Beso on a tiny secluded cove reachable by a path over the hills. The often deserted beach at Punta Raza is another favorite, along with the lesser known La Peñita de Jaltemba and Chacala. Art and culture lovers can visit the Altavista archeological site near Chacala with important petroglyphs. This area was home to the Tecoxquin culture and is now an important religious center for the indigenous Huichols. Sports enthusiasts will find jet skis, water skiing, tennis and its mini-version, pickle ball, all available as well as Campo del Ensueño ninehole golf course (though several signature championship courses are nearby in Punta Mita, Puerto Vallarta and other resort areas), yoga and massages on the beach. Getting to Guayabitos is as simple as pointing your car north and heading past Sayulita about another 30 minutes. There is a well market turn off and stop light. Turn left and just follow the road to the beach. Originally published in Mexi-Go! Magazine

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Hanging gardens, endless pools that visually meld into the ocean and luxurious suites are just some of the tempting delights tucked away in these buildings with elegant architecture and surrounded by the natural wonders of the tropics and the beauty of the Pacific coast. Nuevo Vallarta is also home to the most exclusive restaurants of the Riviera Nayarit with menus offering everything from the intense tastes of Mexican and regional cuisine to a la carte gourmet delicacies that guarantee a unique culinary experience and are sure to please even the most demanding of palates. The hotels and resorts of Nuevo Vallarta, in addition to luxury and comfort, also offer a variety of recreational activities for visitors to enjoy their stay to the fullest. Options include beach sports, golf, scuba diving, surfing, yoga classes, gym equipment and sports fields and courts as well as sophisticated spas where you can enjoy revitalizing treatments for mind, body and spirit such as hydrotherapy, sauna treatments, and hydro-reflexology, among others. Adventurous visitors can admire an important variety of flora and fauna of the region such as white

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Nuevo Vallarta is one of the most visited and exclusive beach destinations of Mexico, bringing together luxury and the abundance of nature and an enchanting escape with excellent hospitality, comfort and entertainment. This entryway into the Riviera Nayarit also has the second highest number of hotels in the country, with a first class infrastructure easily seen in the impeccable and vast golf courses, luxurious condominiums, exclusive restaurants and two of the country’s most important marinas. Nuevo Vallarta is a lively destination with its five kilometer (threemile) shoreline of golden beaches, where visitors can delight in the turquoise-blue ocean and fine sands as well as the various activities offered in this unbeatable climate. The hotels and resorts of Nuevo Vallarta are listed among the most exclusive and luxurious of beach destinations on an international scale. Some of these establishments have received the Five Diamond distinction, awarded by the American Automobile Association (AAA) to hotels that offer the finest and most luxurious of lodging, ambiance and hospitality.

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hen you arrive in Bucerías, the first thing to enchant you will be the simple charms of this traditional Mexican town with cobblestone streets, brightly colored homes with enormous wooden doors and an overall feeling of tranquility. The ambiance is further enhanced by the serene ocean, friendly people and impressive sunsets that can be admired from the panoramic highway. Bucerías is one of the most visited destinations of the Riviera Nayarit with a huge influx of primarily Canadian and American snowbirds who come for four to six months each year and escape the chilly weather up North. This influx means there are fabulous restaurants, galleries and homes built to cater to this adventurous group of travelers. Here, people love to sail, kayak or jetski, and tourists of all ages delight in the wonders of the beach as they rest under nearby thatched-roof huts. It is common to see people

bicycling down the streets of Bucerías towards the beach or walking through the communal market to shop for items such as silver jewelry, handicrafts, clothing and traditional sweets. On the corners of the main streets of town are restaurants and bars with a decidedly tranquil ambiance where you can relax while drinking a glass of lemonade or enjoying a delicious ceviche (lime-marinated seafood) tostada or shrimp cocktail. And in the Main Plaza, you can observe the daily comings and goings of the locals as you enter the picturesque church or walk a few meters towards one of the safest beaches in the region. This beach also happens to have recently been listed among the cleanest on the Mexican coast by the Secretary of the Environment and Natural Resources (Semarnat). What truly sets Bucerias apart is the fresh seafood restaurants in the plaza and on the beach. If you are looking for the freshest catch of the day, prepared by the experts, Bucerias is the place for you.

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herons, iguanas and a variety of fish species. When touring the piers, you can observe beautiful ships displaying flags from remote countries and foreign sailors milling about. These visitors have discovered this paradise, and deemed it one of the most glorious of destinations on their globetrotting itinerary.

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Sayulita Escapade Beach Bummed by Virginia Fox v@vcfox.net

Virginia Fox is a Writer, Performer, Producer and sings in PV’s SYNG! Chorus. She is compiling an anthology of her fondest memories, “Moon Lady’s Wild Ride.”

ook down" I said to my husband Cal, using two of our favorite words when walking in PV. This time it was not about uneven stairs or surprise steps; this was about not stepping on horse droppings as we began our journey down the highly promoted "horse trail parallel to the highway” on our way to a “beautiful secluded beach.” The promotion for our rental apartment outside Sayulita alluded to three pristine private beaches easily walkable from the property. The narrowing of the dirt path, plus overgrown tangled roots just waiting to encircle my feet and send me to my knees, is not exactly my favorite terrain. (If I’m going to fall to my knees, it’s not going to be for that reason!) I was walking like a hundred-year-old, my wrist braced to mend a fracture reminding me of my own fragility. “This is why I never chose to go on an Outward Bound trip as a kid,” I mumbled to Cal, bringing up the rear encumbered like a mule with a beach umbrella slung over one shoulder and a bag of towels and sundries over the other. I had no doubt the beach would be "secluded”, as we were the only ones on the trail. “There’s Mother,” I call out at the sight of a brilliant white, red and black butterfly circling around us, flying in and out of leafy tree branches. My mother passed on at 104 this spring, entertaining us all with her love of color and costume. I’m convinced she’s appearing in her “new act” every time I see an outstanding butterfly. Within minutes, several young people carrying surfboards and two folks “of a certain age” appeared on another trail merging with ours. “Now do you feel better?“ Cal asked. I would have felt a lot better if there were a resort with a service staff greeting us at the end of this trail, but I pushed that thought back in my head. I had freely chosen this adventure out of my comfort zone. We continued along the trail talking with the parents of the boys, my braced arm now clinging to the father’s. “You should see where we are staying,” he said, sharing information about a creative sounding, small condo beach development featuring houses brought over from Bali. They soon went their separate way, I rewrapped my arm around my darling Cal’s and we kept going on what they assured us was an “easy path to the beach.” For another 30 minutes of navigating steep and narrow crevices in rocks, sliding on dried leaves, and avoiding prickly branches waiting to catch us in their web, I forced myself to focus (not easy for an ADD Gemini). Just as my mind began to drift

dangerously away, I heard the sounds of our favorite symphony…. crashing ocean waves. Cal and I often talk of long travels where we “follow the sun.” Coastal and island paradises where we can endlessly feed our passion for beach walking. Living in Banderas Bay the beach areas during the Christmas/New Years holidays are overwhelmed by throngs of visitors from all over the world. Finding a hidden beach far from tourists and vendors was worth the hike. Climbing upwards toward the top, I stop to catch my breath. “This reminds me of California,” I say, remembering our beach treks in Big Sur and Carmel. “Really?” Cal look astonished, but not surprised, as I’ve perfected the art of drifting away from reality into nostalgia and Hollywood scenes. One more annoying hill and there it was stretched out below us: Patzcuarita Beach. A huge expanse of empty sand with the idyllic coastline of waves and mountains we love so much. With one big difference. The sand was nothing like we expected. It wasn’t white. It wasn’t rocky. It wasn’t even brown. It was covered in black, trails from the shoreline to the top. “Wow,” was all we could say. “Looks like this was devastated by a fire.” Determined to get to the water, and make some use of the umbrella we schlepped, we took off our sandals, and proceeded down the beach in search of a black free zone. I was not ready to hit the trail again without a break and there had to be something special hidden beneath. This was not only shocking, it was mystifying. "Look over there, "I said, pointing to a small area ahead. After braving the trail, we would make the best of it. With a few Boy Scout

techniques, Cal deftly and stoically stuck our miniature blue beach umbrella in the sand. The radius of shade was big enough for two children. We’re small enough to sleep in a double bed, so we placed our two colorful towels down using up every inch of shade and giving us enough room to carefully ease our tired bodies. “Good enough for now,” we laughed. “Of course, we‘ll have to move our towels every ten minutes as the sun shifts.” “If we’re careful, maybe we won’t have to get zapped so soon,” I said optimistically knowing any sun exposure leads to a donation to the skin doctor. “Where’s the guy with the drinks and snacks?” Cal laughed. Hand in hand, we rushed to the call of the ocean where the rollicking waves were undaunted as they race to the shore. Saddened by the damage wreaked on this oasis, watching the lone surfboarder challenge the waves was our reward. The cool clear water rushing over our toes was the familiar feel of what we crave. Surprisingly simple, yet so deep rooted in our souls. We laughed and danced away from the waves challenging them to get us wet. And the further we walked, the more it looked like nature’s pounding surf was working slowly but steadily, to replace the crude swaths of affected sand. Two bikini clad sun bathers lay peacefully on their towels oblivious to the color of the sand. Back under our three feet of shade, Cal, who can sleep anywhere, soon began singing a solo in the key of "Z". Reflecting on the cause of this black sandy canvas unlike any picture I had ever seen, a fire seemed ludicrous. Could this be the footprint of man? An oil spill disaster oozing into this sunkissed oasis? “Take only memories, leave only footprints,”

says the infamous national parks mantra. These “footprints” of what could have been an oil industry accident, were a vivid reminder of the tug of war between man and nature. But I still wasn’t convinced, and I hoped for a different answer. As the sun dropped lower in the sky, we ambled down the beach for one last walk before we’d depart. Marveling at the beauty of the scene beyond the mysterious black, we walked North to the end of the beach where the ocean had created a barrier with a large pile of black rocks that looked like coal. There was no doubt now of the cause. Volcanic rocks swept up. tossed and crumbled by wave’s dauntless motions; it was here we finally got the answers. Likely the beach was made of black crystals of sand were now being washed up by the tides, gradually replacing the black sands we typically associate with Hawaii. (Note: PV area guidebooks refer to other, additional black sand beaches around Punta de Mita.) Enlightened by one more learning experience, I laughed at my dramatic visions. Beach bummed to Beach blessed. There were two more beaches to discover. The trail trek back would be easier, and Happy Hour was only a few hours away. Virginia Fox is a freelance writer. Her writings are humorous fictional stories of her adventures.

31 Pt. 1 – The early years By Fred Jacobs

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MADONNA Pop Icon, Actress, Producer

adonna Ciccone was born to Catholic parents in Bay City, Michigan, on August 16, 1958. Her father’s parents were immigrants from Pacentro, Italy, while her mother was of French-Canadian ancestry. Madonna was raised in the Detroit suburbs of Pontiac; her father was an engineer designer WHO worked for Chrysler and GM. When Madonna was only five years old, her mother passed away from breast cancer. The Ciccone children resented housekeepers and rebelled against anyone brought into their home to “take the place” of their beloved mother. When Madonna was 8 years old, her father re-married the family’s housekeeper. At this point, Madonna started to resent her father (which would last for decades) and developed a rebellious attitude. Despite this rebel streak, Madonna was known throughout her Catholic school, for her good grades as much as for her attention seeking behavior. She would often perform cartwheels and handstands in the hallways between classes, dangle

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by her knees from the monkey bars during recess, and pull up her skirt during class so that the boys could see her underwear. Much of this has remained a part of Madonna’s life and career.

After graduating high school as a straight A student, Madonna received a dance scholarship to the University of Michigan-School of Music, Theatre & Dance. But in 1978, Madonna felt constricted by school and dropped out of college and moved to New York City. She had little money and worked as a waitress at Dunkin’ Donuts and with modern dance troupes, taking classes at the famed Alvin Ailey American Dance Theater. Madonna is quoted in an interview “It was the first time I’d ever taken a plane, the first time I’d ever gotten a taxi cab. I arrived in New York City with $35 in my pocket. It was the bravest thing I’d ever done.” Madonna quickly started to work as a backup dancer for other established artists. Madonna became romantically involved with musician Dan Gilroy and they lived in an abandoned synagogue in Queens, NY. Together they formed her first rock band, “the Breakfast Club”. By 1981 she left Breakfast Club and formed the band “Emmy”. Along with a former boyfriend, drummer Stephen Bray, the two began writing songs toge-

ther, and Madonna later decided to market herself as a solo act. Their music impressed DJ and record producer Mark Kamins who arranged a meeting between Madonna and Sire Records. Madonna signed a singles contract with Sire Records and her debut single, “Everybody”, was released in October 1982, and the second, “Burning Up”, in March 1983. Both became big club hits in the US, reaching number three on Billboards Hot Dance Club Songs chart. After this success of her first two singles, Madonna started developing her debut album, “Madonna” which would be produced by Warner Music. Madonna was not happy with Warner’s production of the album and asked her boyfriend at the time, John Benitez to help. Benitez would become one of the founders of the “House music” revolution in the early and mid-1980’s in the US. Benitez remixed most of the tracks and produced “Holiday”, which would become Madonna’s third single and her first international top-ten hit.

The sound of early Madonna was a form of upbeat synthetic disco, using some of the new technology of the time like a drum machine and synthesizer. The album “Madonna” was released in July 1983 and peaked at number eight on the Billboard Charts. The album brought Madonna two more top-ten singles on the Billboard Hot 100, “Borderline” and “Lucky Star”. This was an impressive debut album and would catapult Madonna to stardom. The album was certified fivetimes platinum in the US and reached the top ten of the charts in Australia, France, Netherlands, New Zealand, Sweden and the United Kingdom, while selling more than 10 million copies worldwide. Music historians have looked back at the album and credited it in helping popularize dance music in the mainstream recording industry. The album also is credited with giving direction for numerous female artists of the 1980s and set the standard for dance-pop for decades afterward. Next week we’ll look at Madonna’s rising star, risk taking and controversy.

Fred Jacobs is a full time resident of Puerto Vallarta and the author of three books.

Richard and Liz – A Love Story in Paradise

here are few real-life love stories that have captured the world’s attention the way the passionate, often tumultuous relationship between screen legends Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton did. Long before the advent of daily entertainment news, internet gossip sites and social media from which we know what the rich and famous are up to 24/7, the celebrity lovebirds were so sought-after that they were hounded by the paparazzi during their time together in the 1960s! Their juicy love story seemed to inspire a newfound obsession with the private lives of the famous. The two movie stars met on the set of Cleopatra, which ignited an intense flame between them, even though their relationship began amidst scandal. They were each married to someone else at the time (she to Eddie Fisher, he to Sybil Williams) but seemingly just couldn’t stay away from each other. So when Richard arrived in the sleepy fishing village of Puerto Vallarta to film director John

Huston’s classic The Night of the Iguana, he naturally decided Elizabeth should join him in the tropical paradise. The movie was shot south of town near the famous Los Arcos rock formations that protrude out of the sea near the shore, and Richard made the commute by boat every morning to report to set. While filming, Richard was staying in a casita in the downtown area now known as Gringo Gulch, up on the hill overlooking the

magnificent scenery of the Bay of Banderas. He decided that the appropriate thing to do would be to rent the home directly across the street for Elizabeth to stay in, which was known as Casa Kimberley. He then had a bridge built between the two homes, called Lover’s Arch, so that they could conveniently spend time together while still enjoying their own space, especially after their infamously spirited fights.

The two were not only wildly in love with each other, they developed a deep affection for Puerto Vallarta and truly inspired the area to become what it is today. Richard ended up purchasing Casa Kimberley and presented it to Elizabeth for her birthday, and they continued to spend plenty of their time in Puerto Vallarta long after filming wrapped on The Night of the Iguana. Although Elizabeth and Richard

did eventually marry each other, twice, their fiery relationship ultimately ended in divorce. However, their great fondness of Puerto Vallarta never died. The now-booming tourist destination has the mercurial romance between the star-crossed lovers to thank for its exposure to the masses, as well as the tropical set location chosen for The Night of the Iguana by John Huston. Original: garzablancaresort.com

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The Vallarta Cup Race Series Is The Riviera Nayarit’s First Event Of 2017

anuary’s Saturdays—the 7th, 14th, 21st and 28th—are dedicated to the friendly competitions among the expected 25 participating boats. Nuevo Vallarta’s Vallarta Yacht Club (VYC) is testing out the 2017 winds in Banderas Bay during its Vallarta Cup Race, the first great event of the year in the Riviera Nayarit. “Most of the participants are foreigners who live in the region seasonally,” said the VYC’s General Manager Rodolfo Trejo. “Some of them are preparing for a trip around the Pacific and this is their opportunity to test their sailboats and get them on point.” He added there were several Mexican competitors as well. About 25 boats are expected to participate, with lengths ranging from 25 to 50 feet. The types of registered craft dictate the participating categories. As each boat has an average of 10 crewmembers, there are options

for people who want to experience the race by joining one of the registered teams in need of participants. This is no doubt a fantastic opportunity for novices and adventurers. These races have been taking place since 2005 with the intention of taking advantage of the excellent sailing conditions on the bay and to encourage camaraderie among the sailors. The Riviera Nayarit Convention and Visitors Bureau collaborates with this and other events at the VYC thanks to its importance in the nautical sports arena.

The competitions will take place around noon on each of January’s four Saturdays; in the afternoons the boats will return to the VYC, where a theme party will be ready to greet them. This year the first party will rock live country music and a Tex-Mex style menu. The recuperation costs to participate in the competition are minimal. For more information please call 01 (322) 297 2222 or write to: office@vallartayachtclub.org. Click here for the official VYC website: www.vallartayachtclub.org.

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Non - Profit and Charitable Organizations For visitors to Puerto Vallarta who wish to support the less privileged in our paradise, this is a list of some of the many organizations that could benefit from such kind gestures. If you would like your organization recognized here, please email details to editor@vallartatribune.com. Amigos de La Cruz de Huanacaxtle, A.C. contributing to the quality of life in La Cruz through cultural, educational, environmental and charitable assistance programs. Tax Deductible. www.amigosdelacruz.org Contact Amy Welch amywelchpdx@comcast.net Alcoholics Anonymous: In English Puerto Vallarta Alanon Club - Basilio Badillo 329 recoverpv.com Amazing Grace Missions Assisting families in Magisterio & Progreso with necessities and job training and English. slw2014nv@gmail.com American Legion Post 14: raises resources and manpower to improve facilities needing building maintenance americanlegion14.org Amigos del Magisterio - Food delivered directly to workers at the PV dump, their families and schools in Magisterio and Volcanes. Also, food to New Beginnings, Pasitos de Luz, and Caritas. 100% of donations to the people, no overhead.amigosdelmagisterio. com lysephilrioux@hotmail.com Asilo San Juan Diego Home for the Elderly - Contact: Lupita Sanchez Covarrubias 222-1257 or malupita88@hotmail.com or mexonline.com\asilosanjuandiego.htm Asociación Down - Assistance to persons with Down’s Syndrome – Contact: Ana Eisenring at 224-9577. Banderas Bay Women’s Shelter - Safe shelter for women & children victims of domestic violence. compassionforthefamily. org

Becas Vallarta, A.C. – Provides scholarships to high school and university students. Tax-deductible in Mexico and USA. Polly Vicars at (322) 223-1371 or Buri Gray at (322) 221-5285. CANICA - Centre for Children with Cancer. Provides aid for treatment and services including transportation to GDL. Contact Director, Evelia Basañes 322-123-5688. Casa Hogar - A shelter for orphaned, abandoned, disadvantaged or vulnerable children. Luz Aurora Arredondo at 221 1908, casahogar_maximocornejo@hotmail.com Centro Comunitario SETAC-GLBT – Services the GLBT community, including treatment and referrals, education, English classes, HIV testing and counseling. Paco Arjona 224-1974 Clinica de Rehabilitación Santa Barbara Rehabilitation of the handicapped. Contact: Laura Lopez Portillo Rodriguez at 224-2754. COLINA Spay and Neuter Clinic - Free and by-donation sterilization clinic in Old Town. Only open Saturdays, Contact: cez@rogers. com or 322-104-6609 CompassionNet Impact – Transforming the lives of people living in chronic poverty. Job creation, education, emergency & more. Tax-deductible. Cell: (322) 133-7263 or ric@ 4compassion.org Corazon de Nina A safe, loving, home-environment for 40+ children and youth rescued from high-risk situations. Donations & volunteers always welcome! Totally self-funded. www.fundacioncorazon.mx Cruz Roja (Red Cross) - Handles hospital and emergency service in Vallarta. It is the only facility that is authorized to offer assistance to injured people on the street. Contact: 222-1533, 222-4973

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Desayunos para los Niños de Vallarta A.C. Feeding programs, education programs, day care centers for single mothers. 2234311 or 22225 72 Discapacitados de Vallarta, A.C. (DIVAC) association of handicapped individuals dedicated to helping one another. Ivan Applegate at 221-5153. Ecology and Conservation of Whales, AC. National Coordination Network for the Assistance of Entangled Whales. Biol. Astrid Frisch Jordán, Arce #541. Col. La Primavera Puerto Vallarta, Jal. 48325, Mexico, Tel/Fax: (322) 29 37 851 fibbcatalogo@yahoo.com Families At The Dump: Supporting families living in the landfill or garbage dump thru education and sustainable opportunities. familiesatthedump.org Fundacion Punta de Mita LDG. Ana Lilia Medina Varas de Valdés. ana@fundacionpuntademita.org Tel. (329) 291 5053 Friends of PV Animals Volunteers working to enhance the lives of shelter animals. For info and donations visit friendsofpvanimals.com Grupo Ecológico de Puerto Vallarta: Arq. Luz del Carmen Pérez A cayro_13@hotmail.com grupoecologico.com Horizonte de Paz: Welcoming shelter for men of all ages who are troubled w/alcohol & drug addiction.In great need of cash or material resources Contact MAYNOR Tel 281 0644 horizontedepaz@live.com International Friendship Club - Provides medical, educational and social services to those in need in Puerto Vallarta. www.ifcvallarta.com La Brigada de la Basura: A weekly meeting of neighborhood children to clean Vallarta Streets. Contact Que?Pasa 223-4006 Mexico Ministries & Mission, Inc. raises funds to the poor in Vallarta. Contact Fr. Jack+ 044 322 229-1129 christchurchbythesea.org Puerto Vallarta Navy League AC – Distributes toys to needy children on Three Kings Day, constructs playgrounds in underprivileged areas, assists with transportation of donated medical and educational supplies and equipment from US donors, organizes work groups to do painting and light repair work for other charities, schools and government facilities. Contact: Carol Smith (322)137-4902 New Life Mexico - Challenging Child Poverty with health and education programs. Philippa Vernon pvp@newlifemexico.com Paraíso Felino AC Refuge and Adoption Centre for cats and kittens in the Bay of Banderas. Luis Donaldo Cel. (322) 120-4092 Pasitos de Luz - substitute home for low income children with any type of handicap, offers rehabilitation services and more. 299-4146. pasitosdeluz.org Purr Project – no-kill feline rescue located near Puerto Vallarta providing homeless cats and kittens a recuperative stay with the ultimate goal of adopting them out to loving homes, sterilized, vaccinated and disease free. www.purrproject.com PEACEAnimals - Free mobile spay/neuter clinic operating 48 weeks a year, primarily in Puerto Vallarta. Tax-deductible. peaceanimals.org

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Meet the Family… the one with 34 Kids By John Warren

was visiting with the “Mom and Dad” a couple of weeks ago, discussing how they support all their kids, when the front door burst open and about twenty of the kids arrived home for lunch all at the same time. The first little girl, who was about eight, ran over to Melissa and gave her a hug and a kiss and then bounced into Juan’s arms for more of the same. All of the kids gave them the same treatment before wandering away towards the dining room for lunch. That’s what Corazón de Niña is all about…Love. To provide a loving, nurturing and safe home for at-risk children and youth where they can realize their full potential as happy, confident, fulfilled human beings. That is the mission statement of Corazón and the directors, staff and volunteers do as much as they possibly can to achieve it. It started five years ago when an orphanage that Melissa Canez was volunteering at was shut down by government authorities and thirteen girls aged from aged nine to twenty-one were threatened with being sent to other institutions across Mexico. Melissa and her partner, Juan Meza, asked Melissa’s mom, Sandra Nicol, who owned a house in Puerto Vallarta, if they could use it as a home for the girls and themselves. Now it is home to 34 children, including some boys. Every one of these children have endured tremendous hardship of some kind – unbelievable living conditions, sexual abuse, physical abuse, neglect, malnutrition, illiteracy, even prolonged isolation and human trafficking. Many if not all of the children are unhealthy when

they arrive. They have parasites, scabies, head lice, and infections. They need medical help, dental help, psychological counseling and a large measure of love and caring. And they get it all. On a more practical level, the children have very few life skills when they arrive. Everything has to be taught personal hygiene, how to use the bathroom, how to clean house, prepare food, relate to others, wash clothes, make a bed, care for one’s possessions — everything. It is a painstaking, time-consuming process but, eventually, they get it. They become healthy, orderly, productive and happy. Last summer, the whole family celebrated the graduation of seven of their children from High School. What an amazing turna-

round from the track that these kids had been on! But, like so many similar organizations, Corozón needs a constant and reliable income to pay for the food, education and other expenses of keeping a family of close to forty people going and Melissa and Juan are striving to achieve self-sufficiency. Each Tuesday their home is open from 10:00 for their Humanitarian Tour and tourists and residents of Puerto Vallarta are all invited to tour Corazón, talk to Melissa about its history and its future and enjoy a delicious brunch. The cost is $200 pesos and the address is Calle San Luis Potosi #355 in Colonia Primero de Mayo. It will take maybe 15 minutes from downtown or the hotel zone by taxi for a cost of about 70 pesos. These tours are

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f you would like to see some of the stunningly beautiful homes in Puerto Vallarta join the IFC Home Tours on either Tuesday or Wednesday mornings. Our comfortable, air-conditioned buses will take you to four interesting villas and condos that might be perched high in the hills of Conchas Chinas, clinging to the cliffs above Banderas Bay or nestled behind high walls and surrounded by gardens close to the market in the colonia of Emiliano Zapata. Tours last about three hours and require

the ability to walk on cobbled streets and to climb quite a few stairs. You will enjoy the commentary of our knowledgeable docents who will be able to answer all your questions about the homes, life in Puerto Vallarta and the International Friendship Club (IFC). Seating is limited so it is best to buy your tickets ahead of time at www.ifctoursforvallarta.com or at the IFC office, which is at the northeast corner of the bridge where Insurgentes crosses the Rio Cuale, between, 9:00am and 1:30pm,

Monday to Friday. The tickets cost $600 pesos and all of the profits are used to support the 21 charities and programs that IFC supports. The tours start at the Sea Monkey Restaurant that is at the foot of Aquiles Serdan and right on the beach. Tickets can also be purchased there on the day of the tour, anytime between 9:00 and 10:15. The buses leave at 10:30. A good way to start the day is to arrive early, order a coffee and breakfast before being escorted onto your bus. Have fun!

one way of fund-raising. Another is the GEMS program. That stands for “Give Every Month Supporter” and is a great way to make the life of a child so much better. Listed on their website (http://www.fundacioncorazon. mx/ ) are many of the individuals, organizations and companies who provide monthly support and peace of mind to Melissa and Juan. The home has also opened their own torteleria, a store that makes and sells tortillas to the public, as well as a stall at the Three Hens and a Rooster market. They’re looking for other ideas for income generation. Something that their youth can participate in, gain skills in entrepreneurship and possibly create a future business for themselves as adults. If you have

experience in business and would like to share your ideas/advice or if you just have a great idea please send an email to admin@corazondenina.mx . Every child comes to Corazón with a difficult story but each one now has a new story of hope and growth and possibility. It’s a wonderful place. The International Friendship Club (IFC) has been supporting Corazón De Niña almost since it started. The club raises money from its IFC Home Tours, social events and various classes each year and distributes all of its profits among over 20 different charities, its cleft palate program, its dental outreach program and other good causes. Full details of its activities are available at www.ifcvallarta.com.

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This chic European custom arrives beachside Thursday, September 22 at 5 pm. Enjoy late afternoon sophisticated cocktails and help yourself to complimentary snacks at the bar. From 5 to 7 pm every Thursday to Sunday, nibble on delicious bites that will change daily. After work, after shopping, after a long day at the beach, indulge yourself in Sapphire Ocean Club’s casual, urbane atmosphere. www.sapphire.mx Malecon 1 Playa Los Muertos

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f you have not decided on a New Year’s Resolution – here’s one: support locally made products. Not only will you be eating better quality food, you will look good wearing clothing someone’s hand has actually touched! Estee Lauder and Lancome won’t lose any sleep because you are putting chemicals on your face and body, but Ricardo Mazcal does! Talk to Ricardo about his family’s herbal recipes, lotions, creams and extracts and create a more beautiful you inside and out. Alan and Ausel make wonderful peanut brittle from a Louisiana recipe that’s over a hundred year’s old. Now, they are introducing coffee grown and roasted by Ausel’s family here in Mexico called “La Fortuna”. The aroma matches the flavour - not too strong and certainly not weak. Darker, more robust roasting is coming in the near future. Airtight packaging is used for those purists who insist on grinding their own beans and for the finely ground coffee. Alan and Ausel are, at this moment, the only retail outlet for this coffee. You are welcome to sample a cup of this hand-roasted coffee (in a wood-fired oven on the plantation in Chiapas), before you take some home. The Marsol Friday Market by the Pier is open from 9:30 to 1:30 pm.

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by Sandra Cesca

ind out on a guided walk around historic Vallarta with Puerto Vallarta Walking Tours. Stroll the cobblestone streets, typical of Spanish

Colonial architecture, while absorbing the sights, smells and sounds of daily life. Visit markets, historic buildings, and workshops. Get immersed in the culture while you explore areas you might not find on your own. Photo: Ice blocks are still used today by homes and vendors for the old-fashioned “ice box” and to keep food sold from carts cold or to make flavored shave ice in a cup. puertovallartawalkingtours.com

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Fundraiser for the kitties of Vallarta. 3 bingo cards $100mx

Have an event you want to promote? Email the details: Where, When, Who and What by Monday 5pm to Editor(at)VallartaTribune. com to be included in that week’s paper.

January 18 IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 stunning Vallarta homes. Leave Sea Monkey Restaurant on the Malecon at 10:30am - 3 Hours. $600 pesos www.toursforvallarta.com

January 6 Corazon de Nina Breakfast For a Good Cause - 10:00 am Marriott Resort - Marina Vallarta January 8 Auditions for the MEDICAL CABARET @ Octopus’s Garden 6pm Register now at Octopus’s Garden, Coral #66 in La Cruz or contact Patricia Spencer spencerp@live.ca To benefit Amigos de La Cruz de Huancaxtle, A.C. Medical Program. More information at www.amigosdelacruz.org January 10 IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 stunning Vallarta homes. Leave Sea Monkey Restaurant on the Malecon at 10:30am - 3 Hours. $600 pesos www.toursforvallarta.com January 10 Corazon de Nina - Humanitarian Tour and Brunch - 10:00 am Calle San Luis Potosi 355 - RSVP to admin@corazondenina.mx or call 322/224-9209 January 10 ACT-LGBT presents Intercultural Communications By Caryl Dolinko at Vallarta CoWork 7-9pm $200 for non-members. info@actlgbt.org January 11 Charity Bingo at Nacho Daddy Cards on sale at 3pm – Bingo starts at 4pm Live music by Stolie from 3-4pm Fundraising for Pasitos de Luz and Colina Spay and Neuter Clinic

January 11 Fashion Show - Hosted by Gloria’s Place (Bucerias) To benefit Amigos de La Cruz de Huancaxtle, A.C. at Oso’s Fish Restaurant, Calle de Mar #4 (La Cruz Marina) Lunch and a Cocktail Word is the Firemen of La Cruz will model along with noted locals, contact Patricia Spencer, spencerp@live.ca More information at www.amigosdelacruz.org January 11 IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 stunning Vallarta homes. Leave Sea Monkey Restaurant on the Malecon at 10:30am - 3 Hours. $600 pesos www.toursforvallarta.com January 14 Deja New Fashion Show - all proceeds to Pasitos de Luz at River Cafe - doors open 12:30 SOLD OUT – Waitlist email Barb Bremner at condo211@yahoo.ca January 17 IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 stunning Vallarta homes. Leave Sea Monkey Restaurant on the Malecon at 10:30am - 3 Hours. $600 pesos www.toursforvallarta.com January 17 Corazon de Nina - Humanitarian Tour and Brunch - 10:00 am Calle San Luis Potosi 355 - RSVP to admin@corazondenina.mx or call 322/224-9209 January 17 Annual classical concert at Our Lady of Guadalupe Church, Puerto Vallarta. 8pm Everyone welcome. January 18 Purr Project Bingo Margarita Grill – Basilio Badillo 5pm

January 19 Vallarta Garden Club Monthly Meeting 5pm at the Jazz Foundation Bounty: The Many Fruits and Vegetables of Vallarta Sample locally grown exotic fruits and vegetables. January 23 Cabaret Night to benefit Amigos de La Cruz de Huancaxtle, A.C.Medical Program Octopus’s Garden, Coral #66 in La Cruz Contact Patricia Spencer for tickets spencerp@live.ca More information at www.amigosdelacruz.org January 24 Corazon de Nina - Humanitarian Tour and Brunch - 10:00 am Calle San Luis Potosi 355 - RSVP to admin@corazondenina.mx or call 322/224-9209 January 24 Fiesta Rosa Fundraiser gala event for the Vallarta Garden Club. Reception and Silent Auction begins at 6:30 pm, followed by Dinner and Dancing. $1500 tix vallartagardenclub.com January 24 IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 stunning Vallarta homes. Leave Sea Monkey Restaurant on the Malecon at 10:30am - 3 Hours. $600 pesos www.toursforvallarta.com

February 7 IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 stunning Vallarta homes. Leave Sea Monkey Restaurant on the Malecon at 10:30am - 3 Hours. $600 pesos www.toursforvallarta.com

January 25 Charity Bingo at Nacho Daddy Cards on sale at 3pm – Bingo starts at 4pm Live music by Stolie from 3-4pm Fundraising for Pasitos de Luz and Colina Spay and Neuter Clinic

February 8 Champagne brunch at The Iguana - Casa Kimberly. Spring fundraiser for the SPCA. Contact spcapv@gmail.com for more details.

January 25 IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 stunning Vallarta homes. Leave Sea Monkey Restaurant on the Malecon at 10:30am - 3 Hours. $600 pesos www.toursforvallarta.com

February 8 Charity Bingo at Nacho Daddy Cards on sale at 3pm – Bingo starts at 4pm Live music by Stolie from 3-4pm Fundraising for Pasitos de Luz and Colina Spay and Neuter Clinic

January 25 Club Rotario Puerto Vallarta Sur Benefit Dinner at Coco’s Kitchen 6:30pm for the Scholarship Program and Food Bank clubrotario. sur@gmail.com 322-356-4729

February 7 IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 stunning Vallarta homes. Leave Sea Monkey Restaurant on the Malecon at 10:30am - 3 Hours. $600 pesos www.toursforvallarta.com

January 31 IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 stunning Vallarta homes. Leave Sea Monkey Restaurant on the Malecon at 10:30am - 3 Hours. $600 pesos www.toursforvallarta.com

February 13 Medical Matters. Annual day long conference with seminars on health and wellness open to the public. Hosted by Pamela Thompson. More information forthcoming.

January 31 Corazon de Nina - Humanitarian Tour and Brunch - 10:00 am Calle San Luis Potosi 355 - RSVP to admin@corazondenina.mx or call 322/224-9209 February 1 Purr Project Bingo Margarita Grill – Basilio Badillo 5pm Fundraiser for the kitties of Vallarta. 3 bingo cards $100mx February 1 IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 stunning Vallarta homes. Leave Sea Monkey Restaurant on the Malecon at 10:30am - 3 Hours. $600 pesos www.toursforvallarta.com February 7 Purr Project Fashion Show Daquiri Dicks, Old Town PV – 10:30am

February 14 IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 stunning Vallarta homes. Leave Sea Monkey Restaurant on the Malecon at 10:30am - 3 Hours. $600 pesos www.toursforvallarta.com February 15 Purr Project Bingo Margarita Grill – Basilio Badillo 5pm Fundraiser for the kitties of Vallarta. 3 bingo cards $100mx February 15 IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 stunning Vallarta homes. Leave Sea Monkey Restaurant on the Malecon at 10:30am - 3 Hours. $600 pesos www.toursforvallarta.com

Three Hens & a Rooster Market News

aking is magic and chemistry combined. It is often said, “if you can read, you can cook” maybe so, but baking requires a skill you either have or you don’t. Three Hens boasts an incredible bread baker - Monica’s Italian ciabatta is the same week in, week out - over an inch thick and the best size for an overgrown sandwich. Jeanine and her sister Barbara have Crumbs Bakery and between the two of them create outrageous bars loaded with chocolate and cakes as delicious as they look. Then Pat Wagner, on occasion,

makes pound cake – dense and light at the same time. Always served up with tons of lemon-infused cream cheese frosting. Kim McKindle loves blueberries and stuffs them into scones and muffins. Her sticky buns are famous throughout Vallarta and her peanut butter cookies are unlike anything anyone else makes: soft, thick and impossible to have just one. But those are merely the beginning. Kim’s finest baking can only happen when Vallarta’s humidity

takes a downward turn. We know it is wintertime when Kim starts bringing angel food cake to Three Hens Market. And for all of you on diets remember angel food cake does not contain any fat: no butter and no egg yolks. One dozen egg whites per cake…so lots of protein and only powdered sugar so that might mean the calories have been crushed… Three Hens and a Rooster Market is open Wednesday and Saturday from 9 to 1 at Venustiano Carranza 466.

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