Issue 1044, April 6 - 12, 2017 by Vallarta Tribune

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Welcome to Puerto Vallarta and Riviera Nayarit Here is some advice to make your trip a little easier and more enjoyable. TIME ZONE: The entire state of Jalisco is on Central Time, as is the southern part of the State of Nayarit starting from Guayabitos to the Ameca River and including Nuevo Vallarta. BUSES: A system of urban buses can bring you from one end of the bay to the other and all the spots in between. Current fare within Puerto Vallarta is $7.50 pesos per ticket and passengers must purchase a new ticket every time they board a bus. Hold on to your ticket. This is your proof and insurance should anything happen. Bus destinations are typically written on the front of the window. Those with a ‘centro’ sign will drive through downtown Puerto Vallarta and those with a ‘tunel’ sign will drive through the tunnel roads that go behind the city. TAXIS: There are set rates within defined zones of town. Do not enter a taxi without agreeing on the price with the driver first. Price is per trip not person unless there are more than four passengers. Take note of the taxi number on the outside door and where it picked you up. If you lose an item this information will be vital to attempting to get it back. MONEY EXCHANGE: To exchange money you will need your passport. Best option is to use your bankcard to withdraw funds from any ATM machine. ATM’s in the banks are the safest to use and generally charge lower fees. USING PESOS OR USD: Businesses must display their prices in pesos and they may also post the prices in any other currency they choose. They cannot refuse to accept pesos. Some service staff may appreciate being tipped in USD and others in pesos. If you are concerned, ask. TIPPING: How much and when you tip are personal choices and unless otherwise noted a 10-20%

tip on food and beverage and services is standard. Tip the kids and seniors who bag your groceries. They work exclusively for tips. Have change at the ready for musicians and clowns that ride the buses – typically tipping 5 pesos or less. Taxi drivers do not receive tips unless they go to extraordinary lengths. DRINKING WATER: Puerto Vallarta’s water (at the source) is certified pure enough to drink. For many who live here long term, we drink from our taps with no issues. For those on vacation, it may be better to stick to bottled water. EXPORTING PETS: Falling in love with a rescue animal is easy – and it’s easy to take them home with you. The process is quick and inexpensive. You need a certificate of health from a local vet with the appropriate inoculations, among other things. The time of year that pets can travel in the cargo hold of the plane may be your biggest challenge. Contact your airline to double-check their requirements. COMMON SENSE: Just as you would not walk around your hometown drunk and belligerent, it is not acceptable to do that here. While Mexicans are a forgiving bunch, basic politeness is appreciated. Pay attention to your surroundings. Pay your bills. Be courteous. And have fun! DRINKING AND DRIVING: First off – just don’t. The consequences are not worth it. Taxis are cheap and plentiful. Fines are as much as 15,000 pesos. You can be taken to jail and your vehicle impounded. There are many checkstops on the weekends and you will be asked to blow if they suspect you have been drinking. LEGAL SYSTEM: Not knowing the law is not a valid excuse in Mexico or anywhere. If you find yourself caught in a legal situation be aware that the system works much differently here than you are likely used to. Immediately contact your consulate for assistance. Director Noemi Zamora noemizamorareynoso@gmail.com Editor Lic. Madeline Milne mmilne@Vallartatribune.com Sales Team Information office ventastribuna7@yahoo.com Designer Cynthia E. Andrade G. cysandra@gmail.com cisandra@vallartatribune.com

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Calling in Mexico Calling phones in Mexico can be tricky. There are different codes you need to use depending if you are calling landlines or cellular phones and if they are local or long distance. LONG-DISTANCE CALLS FROM WITHIN MEXICO For national long-distance calls (within Mexico) the code is 01 plus the area code and phone number. For international long-distance calls, first dial 00, then the country code (U.S. and Canada country code is 1), so you would dial 00 + 1 + area code + 7 digit number. CALLING CELL PHONES (FROM A LAND LINE) If you are calling from a landline within the area code of the Mexican cell phone number dial 044, the 10 digit number. Outside of the area code (but still within Mexico) dial 045 and then the 10 digit phone number. Cell phone to cell phone only requires the 10 digit number. PHONE CARDS Phone cards (tarjetas telefonicas) for use in pay phones can be bought at newsstands and in pharmacies. Pay phones do not accept coins. When buying a phone card for pay phone use, specify that you would like a tarjeta LADA. CALLING TOLL-FREE NUMBERS Some toll free numbers work from Mexico to the US and Canada, but many do not. Those that do work are often not toll-free. You need to dial a different prefix. To call the following toll free prefixes, dial as follows: 800 numbers Dial 001-880-then the number 866 numbers Dial 001-883-then the number 877 numbers Dial 001-882-then the number 888 numbers Dial 001-881-then the number

Emergencies: 911 Red Cross: 065 Fire Department: 322.223.9476 Ambulance: 322.222.1533

Ahoy Cruisers! NAME PASS DATE PRINCESS CRUISES 2,600 04/04/2017 CARNIVAL 3,200 05/04/2017 NORWEGIAN CRUISES 2,240 05/04/2017 HOLLAND AMERICA 1,200 09/04/2017 PRINCESS CRUISES 2,600 11/04/2017 CARNIVAL 3,200 12/04/2017 NORWEGIAN CRUISES 2,240 12/04/2017 CELEBRITY 2,499 14/04/2017 CARNIVAL 3,200 19/04/2017 NORWEGIAN CRUISES 2,240 19/04/2017 CELEBRITY 2,499 20/04/2017 HOLLAND AMERICA 1,850 22/04/2017

Immigration: 322.224.7719 Consumer Protection: 01.800.468.8722 Tourism Offices Jalisco: 322.221.2676 Nayarit: 322.297.1006

Consulates American Consulate 24 hrs 01-332-268-2100 Canadian Consulate 322.293.0098 322.293.0099 24 hrs: 1.800.706.2900

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In the month of April Puerto Vallarta welcomes 38,666 passengers! CARNIVAL NORWEGIAN CRUISES HOLLAND AMERICA PRINCESS CRUISES

3,200 26/04/2017 2,240 26/04/2017 1,258 29/04/2017 2,400 29/04/2017

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editor@vallartatribune.com ell, it’s here. The start of Semana Santa. It begins this weekend as school close and families are head out on vacation. Puerto Vallarta and Riviera Nayarit is expected to top 100% occupancy next week during the actual days of Easter. Inevitably, the city, the bay and the roads that connect us will be packed, so prepare accordingly. Here are a few tips I have for you in case you’re not experienced with the glorious madness that is Semana Santa. 1. Stock-Up – Hit your local grocery stores and get what you need for the next couple weeks. Things like booze and toilet paper seem to run out extra quick. Many of the stores have deals on right now and La Playa Liquor Store is always a good price. Gas up. Order more drinking water. Don’t forget the tequila, fresh limes and Tylenol. 2. Leave early. Whether you are driving, catching a bus or flagging a taxi – the roads are busy, the buses are packed and the cabs are full. So if you need to be somewhere at a certain time, give yourself an extra 30 minutes. 3. Do not drink and drive. Just don’t. It’s never a good idea, but during this time of year there are additional checkstops around the city. Getting caught driving under the influence is about a 10,000-peso fine and your car is

Letters to editor Hello to all recent residents of Puerto Vallarta: The recent article in the Tribune in the Two Expats column prompted me to write of our experiences. We have been snowbirds in PV for the last 10 odd years. We typically stay in PV approximately 5 months We have never applied for any type of Visa other than the 180 day «Tourist Visa» that everyone receives free of charge at the airport upon arrival. Since then we

impounded. At least it’s an expensive hassle that will wreck the rest of your vacation, at most you’re in jail and your life is ruined. 4. Fireworks and rockets and loud noises, in general will be on going – so protect your pets. Make sure they are tagged with your current contact information. Finding a lost animal is a challenge but if you do lose (or find) a pet – check out the various Facebook groups including Match Dog Com and Animalistas de Vallarta – both of which are excellent resources to reconnecting lost animals with their owners. 5. If you need something official done – don’t wait. Businesses, banks, schools, government offices, doctors, lawyers – just about every professional will be on vacation during this time.

Most will be closed for business from Maundy Thursday, Friday, Saturday, through Easter Sunday and many will also take the week before or the week after off as well. Call ahead. Plan accordingly. 6. Smile. This is the busiest two weeks in Banderas Bay. Enjoy it! There are parties on every corner. Bars and restaurants are filled with people having a good time. Embrace the festivities and you will find yourself immersed in joyful Mexican culture, that we are all here to enjoy. You can’t change it so you might as well jump in and join it! Rumours are flying that the first section of the new Guadalajara-Vallarta super highway will be opened. I’m wary of these promises as they’ve been made since 2015

but who knows… maybe it will be an Easter miracle. Speaking of Easter miracles, don’t miss the Easter Bonnet Brunch at Taste. Matt and I went to Taste at Casa Cupola last Sunday to give their all-you-can-eat brunch a run for its money. I think we did some damage – at least to the cheese plate. It was fantastic – totally recommend the Eggs Benny and waffles with real maple syrup. And you can’t go wrong with a Bloody Mary for breakfast! On Easter Sunday Taste holds a contest for the ‘best’ Easter Bonnet. It’s rife with hilarity and creativity. For $399 you get the all-youcan-eat brunch and proceeds are donated to SETAC. Winner gets $5000 pesos. Look for more info in this week’s ad. As we gear up for the Easter

festivities do you know what you won’t see in Mexico at Easter time, except perhaps in Costco or Walmart, will be any sign of the Easter Bunny. No jelly beans, marshmallow chickens, cellophane grass, Easter baskets or colored plastic eggs either. These are strictly NOB customs that, despite NAFTA, have so far, failed to make it across the border. What you may find are hand blown eggs filled with confetti that the children in the neighbourhood run around smashing on each other’s head while shrieking in laughter. Cute and messy. The way kids should be.

have successfully completed the following: -opened a bank account at Bancomer -bought a Mexican plated vehicle -bought car insurance -bought a condominium -paid our condo fees by transfer from our Bancomer account -paid our city taxes -paid our “Fuduciara Occidente” (Bank Trust) on our condo by bank transfer -shopped in virtually every manner of businesses (restaurants, Mega, Costco, Walmart,etc.) here and

throughout Mexico with only our Bancomer debit card. -transferred money to various small businesses we have dealt with over the years -paid all our utility bills by Direct Debit to our Bancomer account -withdrew cash from any ATM here and throughout Mexico -transferred money to our Bancomer account on line from our Canadian bank account Other than our Canadian passport and the little 180 day “Tourist Visa”, it is all we have ever required. Now I realize that Mexican laws

and customs are extremely erratically applied, but this has been our experience. Our theory is any time you can eliminate contact with the Mexican bureaucracy (or any bureaucracy for that matter) by dealing online, that is a good thing. It frees up a lot of time for all the good things we all came down here to enjoy. Yet it always amazes me that this «Urban Myth» after all these years still has a life. I also recognize that should anyone be planning on being a permanent resident, further

visas are obviously required. Just a comment based on our actual experiences. Dave

Safe travels, Madeline

ED. Thanks Dave. With time and the increasing computerization of the various government and financial institutions, I suspect the rules around what visa is required for what will become more firmly enforced. Also important to note that each State in Mexico has its own rules – in particular when it applies to registering your vehicle.

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New highway to open, maybe

t remains to be seen if the much touted highway expansion from Guadalajara to Puerto Vallarta will indeed open the first completed section of a three-part build in time for Semana Santa crowds. The Secretary of Communication and Transport (SCT) has announced that the first stretch of the Jala-Compostela highway, in the state of Nayarit, will open in time for the Semana Santa holidays. First planned to be open in 2015, budget cuts and environmental issues have delayed the construction of the new Guadalajara-Puerto Vallarta highway, but the SCT maintains that the first stage, a 68km stretch between Jala and Compostela that it will be opened in time for the two-week Easter vacation period when occupancy rates

in Bay of Banderas are expected to be at nearly 100%. The trip from Guadalajara to Puerto Vallarta usually takes approximately five hours but this new section and the whole highway once completed will reduce travel time to 2.5-3 hours. It will also make safer driving conditions. “This road from Jala was to be completed last year, in fact the year before... in December 2015. They are now working on the junctions, so let’s hope they are completed before the holidays,” said José Ludwig Estrada Virgen, Regional Director of Tourism. He added that early reservations indicate that Puerto Vallarta hotels will be at 100% occupancy on the Thursday, Friday and Saturday before Easter.

Mexico invents cloud which rains tequila

Vallarta receives $8 million in firefighting equipment

n Monday April 3, $8 million pesos of new equipment for the local firefighters was delivered during a ceremony lead by Mayor Arturo Dávalos Peña at the Agustin Flores Contreras municipal sports centre. The municipal government delivered special firefighting equipment to UMPC and Firefighters including three trucks with 1,500 liter capacity. During the ceremony Mayor Arturo Dávalos Peña said the delivery of these much needed items came just in time for the city’s largest holiday period which includes Holy Week and Easter when tens of thousands of visitors will be welcomed to the bay.

ow do you like to drink tequila? In a shot glass? Mixed in a margarita? How about raining from a cloud? Mexico’s tourism board is hoping that a cloud that rains tequila could help entice travelers to visit the country and try its favourite tipple where it’s created. The tequila-producing nation with the help of an American marketing company created the cloud. The cloud was designed to tempt German residents dealing with the cold of winter into booking travel to sunny Mexico.

The alcohol-emitting cloud is programmed to dispense Tequila when it is raining outside in a bid to tempt to Germans to sunnier climes. The hi-tech system uses ultrasonic humidifiers, which vibrate tequila at a frequency that transforms it into a visible mist. The mist then goes into a plastic container where it mixes with vapour to form a cloud, which periodically produces alcoholic rain which can then be collected tequila from beneath the cloud. Source: LonelyPlanet.com

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Preparing for Semana Santa – Easter Holiday

Understanding Palm Sunday

alm Sunday or Domingo de Ramos is the final Sunday of Lent, the beginning of Holy Week, and commemorates the triumphant arrival of Christ in Jerusalem, days before he was crucified. Palm Sunday is known as such because the faithful will often receive palm fronds, which they use to participate in the reenactment of Christ’s arrival in Jerusalem. In the Gospels, Jesus entered Jerusalem riding a young donkey, and to the lavish praise of the townspeople who threw clothes, or possibly palms or small branches, in front of him as a sign of homage. This was a customary practice for people of great respect. Palm branches are widely

recognized symbol of peace and victory, hence their preferred use on Palm Sunday. The use of a donkey instead of a horse is highly symbolic, it represents the humble arrival of someone in peace, as opposed to arriving on a steed in war. With nearly 83% of Mexican’s population being Catholic, it is not surprising that Palm Sunday is an important affair. Around the Church square is packed with worshippers queuing to enter the church. They sing joyous songs of celebration and wave their palms and then enter the church to be blessed. Meanwhile, skilled crafts people sell palms in all shapes and sizes to the crowd. During Palm Sunday Mass,

palms are distributed to parishioners who carry them in a ritual procession into church. The palms are blessed and many people will fashion them into small crosses or other items of personal devotion. These may be returned to the church, or kept for the year. Because the palms are blessed, they may not be discarded as trash. Instead, they are appropriately gathered at the church and incinerated to create the ashes that will be used in the follow year’s Ash Wednesday observance. The colors of the Mass on Palm Sunday are red and white, symbolizing the redemption in blood that Christ paid for the world.

emana Santa, or Holy Week, is the week leading up to Easter and and Pascua is the week from Resurrection Sunday until the next Saturday. This is the most important holiday in the church calendar because it is the celebration of the resurrection of Christ. Since Mexico is predominantly a Catholic country Holy Week is a very important holiday. In addition to being the holiest of holidays it also encompasses ‘spring break’ for the Mexican schools and businesses. Elementary schools, Middle Schools and High school students in Mexico get a two-week vacation, the weeks preceding and following Easter Sunday. Most university students only have the week preceding Easter free. Destinations such as Puerto Vallarta become filled to the brim with Mexican tourists, set on enjoying the beach town. While locals might complain about the crowds and noise, the events are an excellent opportunity to immerse yourself in the Mexican culture. Each community celebrates the holiday with its own regional flavour, however, popular with the whole country is the breaking of cascarones, colored egg shells filled with confetti, over friends and family. Churches will be filled with those attending Mass on Good Friday and Easter Sunday, and families will take this opportunity to be together. Palm Sunday (April 9) On the Sunday prior to Easter, known as Palm Sunday, the arrival of Jesus in Jerusalem is commemorated. According to the Bible Jesus rode into Jerusalem on a donkey

and the people in the streets laid down palm branches in his path. In many towns and villages in Mexico on this day there are processions re-enacting Jesus’ triumphal entry, and woven palms are sold outside churches. Maundy Thursday (April 13) The Thursday of Holy Week is known as Maundy Thursday or Holy Thursday. This day commemorates the washing of the feet of the apostles, the Last Supper and Jesus’ arrest in Gethsemane. Some Mexican traditions for Maundy Thursday include visiting seven churches to recall the vigil the apostles kept in the garden while Jesus prayed before his arrest, foot-washing ceremonies and of course Mass with Holy Communion. Good Friday (April 14) Good Friday recalls the crucifixion of Christ. On this day there are solemn religious processions in which statues of Christ and the Virgin Mary are carried through town. Often the participants of these processions dress in costumes to evoke the time of Jesus. Passion plays, dramatic recreations of the crucifixion of Christ, are presented in many communities. The largest takes place in Iztapalapa, south of Mexico City, where over a million people gather every year for the Via Crucis. Easter Sunday (April 16) You won’t come across any mention of the Easter Bunny or chocolate eggs on Easter Sunday in Mexico. This is generally a day when people go to Mass and celebrate quietly with their families; though in some places there are festivities with fireworks.

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Six weeks until Restaurant Week in Puerto Vallarta and Riviera Nayarit

ne of the most popular culinary events in the region, the confusingly named Restaurant Week actually runs for two weeks at the end of May. This event features many of the best restaurants offering discounted, price-fixed menus. It is an excellent opportunity for local residents and visitors to Puerto Vallarta and Riviera Nayarit to enjoy dining out at establishments they might not otherwise have considered. From May 15 – 31 forty-two local restaurants will offer their most exclusive dishes, while promoting the flavors and ingredients that make this region an exceptional gastronomic destination. Over seventeen days, the participating restaurants, which are located in both Puerto Vallarta and Riviera Nayarit, will participate in the 13th Edition of Restaurant Week. The event provides tourists and residents with the opportunity to enjoy special, three-course, fixed-price menus at affordable prices. This year, seven restaurants will be participating for the first time: 3Ktrinas, Boccon di Vino, Florios, Lupita Costa Grill, Mantamar Beach Club Bar & Grill, Mestiza, Panchöfurter Brats & Bier Haus and Tintoque. The complete list of participating restaurants includes: 3Ktrinas, Anejo Limon, Archie´s Wok, Barcelona Tapas, Barrio Bistro, Bistro Organico, Boccon di Vino, Bravos, Café des Artistes, Coco Tropical, Daiquiri Dick´s, Di Vino Dante, El Arrayán, Florios, Fusión Gourmet, Gaby´s Restaurant Bar, Hacienda San Ángel Gourmet, Kaiser Maximilian, La Cigale Casual French Bistro, Layla´s Restaurante, Lupita Costa Grill, Maia, Mantamar Beach Club Bar & Grill, Mark´s Bar and Grill, Mestiza, Mikado, Nicksan, No Way José!, Panchöfurter Brats & Bier Haus, Pizzeria La Dolce, Roberto´s, Seasons PV, Señor Frog´s, Serrano´s Meat House, Taste Restaurant @ Casa Cupula, The Iguana, The River Café, The Swedes, Tintoque, Trio Café-Bar-Restaurant, Tuna Blanca y Vitea. Menu prices for this year’s edition will be $269 MXN and $399 MXN, which for some restaurants represents a discount of up to 50 percent. These prices do not include tips or beverages.

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Visitors to Vallarta on the rise By Doug Gollan

espite the concern expressed in the consumer and trade press that U.S. travel to Mexico might be hurt this year, a new survey of Travel Market Report’s readers shows sales are headed up rather than down. The survey, conducted on March 21 and 22, found that despite the politics, the crime, the lingering softness in the economy, and the growth of competing destinations such as Cuba and Central America, most of the 447 travel agent respondents saw their business to Mexico increase over the past year. All the respondents are full-time, leisure-focused agents averaging $1.5 million in individual annual sales, with an average 15 years of industry experience. Nearly 26% said their Mexico sales were up more than 5%; 13% reported sales increases of more than 10%, and 6.5% said sales were up more than 20%. Fully 57% said their sales were within a range of -5% to +5% compared to 2016 (compared to just 17% who said sales dropped by more than 5%). Asked why they think sales are up, the travel professionals cited reduced fears over Zika—and, as one noted, “Our clients love Mexico and its people, and return again and again and again.” Agents whose Mexico sales

are down said their clients were concerned about not being welcome in the current political environment; about their safety; and, for Canadians, about the exchange rate. Still, the agents said the diversity of Mexico’s product, including value-priced all-inclusive resorts, is adding to the country’s popularity. Asked which destinations are performing best, Riviera Maya was the clear leader with 84%, followed by Cancun at 68%, Los Cabos, 37%; Puerto Vallarta, 35%; Riviera Nayarit, 19%; Mazatlan, Merida and the Yucatan Peninsula, all 8%; and Mexico City and Ixtapa/ Zihuatanejo, tied at 6%. Colonial Cities were mentioned by 4% of the agents. Among clients who chose not to go to Mexico, the Caribbean (82%) and Hawaii (40%) were the big winners. About one in four customers (26%) vacationed instead in the Continental United States, and 19% headed to Central America or Europe. Agents said clients under the age of 35 were the most likely to have no concerns at all about traveling to Mexico. No one age group seemed more concerned than the others. Original: www.travelmarketreport.com

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This week at The Boutique: Final weekend of comedic drama, Tripletribute show, TED talk also planned

Vallarta Altruism Festival coming May 14

ne of the year’s most popular charity events, the 13th Annual Altruism Festival is once again hosted at CasaMagna Marriott Resort Puerto Vallarta and American Consular Agent, Kelly Trainor. This popular event will be held once again in the beachfront garden at the Marriott CasaMagna Resort in Marina Vallarta at 6 pm on Sunday, May 14. Those who attend will not only have the opportunity to learn about twenty of the most needy local charities and non-profit organizations, but they will enjoy food and drink served by the bay’s best restaurants and entertained by the area’s top dancing, musical and cultural groups. Every year, Puerto Vallarta residents and visitors turn out for this event in record numbers. All

ribute artist Mikki Prost will present “Honky Tonks to Sock Hops,” featuring the beloved music of Patsy Cline, Connie Francis, and Brenda Lee. This show combines all three of the tribute shows Prost has presented throughout the season. Here’s what theater reviewer Gary R. Beck wrote about “Over the River and Through the Woods”: “All of the cast are well-rehearsed and bubbling with the inner person they are portraying. Of note, Alice Averett has developed into a charming actress before our eyes and many productions presented here. Delightful and charming is a fit description of this offering.” Barbara J. Harris has loved live theater since the age of 8, when her dad converted their back deck into a stage. The Boutique Theatre is proud to host the Mexican directorial debut of Harris, who was active for decades in community and professional theater throughout Canada. She has experience acting, directing, working in on props, sets and make-up, and as an executive director. The comedic drama she chose to direct here is “Over the River and Through The Woods,” which performs its final weekend April 6, 7 and 8. “Bringing a full production to life as a director has become my passion,” she said. ‘Since moving to Mexico six years ago, this is my first play.” She said “Over the River” is “a wonderful family story. It will make you laugh out loud, bring a tear to your eye, and flood you with fond family memories.”

Her cast features Steve Jackson, who was brought to the stage by artistic director Karrie A. Sebryk. Jackson appeared for the first time in “Robin’s Hoods.” Since then he’s performed in “Mame,” “Best Little Whorehouse in Texas,” “The Anthology of Comedy” and “A Christmas Carol” at the Boutique. He is a full-time resident of Puerto Vallarta, retired from the U.S. military and the restaurant business. “Over The River …” also stars Andrew Jordan, Melissa “Troppy” Tropp, Alice Averett, Liz Moher and Stan Allen. The TED Talk PV-Style series

wraps up from 10 a.m. to noon April 8. The final lecture is on American Journey: Tales from a Troubadour with Larry Long. The Boutique Dinner Theatre offers exciting evenings of dinnerand-a-show options. The theatre is located upstairs at Nacho Daddy, 287 Basilio Badillo. Box office hours are 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. Monday through Saturday, and two hours before each show. Tickets are available online at btpv.org. Will-Call tickets must be paid for 30 minutes before show, or they may be resold. For information call 322-728-6878.

proceeds are donated to Banderas Bay area charitable organizations that are in need of help, including: Amigos de La Cruz, Club Rotario PVR and PVR SUR, Biblioteca Los Mangos, Desayunos Vallarta, DIF, Down Syndrome Association, Paraiso Felino, UNIVA, SETAC, Rehabilitation Clinic Santa Barbara, R.I.S.E., Torpedos Football of Vallarta, CEMBAB, ECOVAC, Horizonte de Paz, Pasitos de Luz, PEACE While you will enjoy the cultural and entertainment portion of the event, everyone comes to watch the cooking presentations and enjoy the extraordinary culinary feats by some of Puerto Vallarta’s finest restaurants. Tickets are purchased directly through the charitable organizations.

entertainment 12 Incanto’s Theatre and Piano Bar Announce New Shows for Summer! Bohemia Viva, Alberto Cueves ‘El Diamante’, Latcho & Andrea and more!

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pen for just over two months now, the newly minted Incanto has quickly become a favorite venue for many with both their intimate cabaret theater with outstanding acoustics and popular upstairs piano bar. Entertainers so far have included a wide-variety of diverse musicians, comedians and musicians. The cool, riverside cafe has also been very well received, serving delicious breakfast and brunch items on their outdoor terrace with live piano music by Mexico’s Liberace, Salvatore. In the coming warmer months, guests can enjoy meals and drinks in the air-conditioned areas on the second floor. Incanto continues to add exciting programming to their already exciting lineup. Vallarta’s favorite Argentine duo, Bohemia Viva, will present ‘A Night in Argentina’ in two concerts at Incanto on Wednesday, April 19 & 26 at

8:00pm. Andrea Mottura and Luis Lujan have toured Latin America, Italy, Mexico and the USA. Their beautiful harmonizing vocals, coupled with the infusion of various guitar styles and original music, combine to create their popular and unique sound. Singing in English, Spanish and Italian, they blend stories of travel, cultural experiences and their Latin heritage to weave a

special connection with their audiences through music, culture and wine. These shows are likely to sell out quickly, so early reservations are recommended. Alberto Cuevas ‘El Diamante’ is one of Puerto Vallarta’s most versatile and popular entertainers. Performing all over Mexico recently, he makes him home still in Vallarta and will be appearing on select Wednesdays and Fridays beginning April 7 at 8:00pm. Well-known for his sensuous and often humorous performances and beautiful tenor voice, El Diamante is always an audience favorite. In his new show, Un Noche de Mexico/One Night In Mexico, he will sing a variety of music by favorite Mexican artists,

accompanied by Salvatore on piano. Special guests will join. Latcho & Andrea The Blond Gypsies have extended their shows to include April 4, 11, & 25 at 8:00. NYC cabaret vet Brian De Lorenzo plays April 5, 6, 8 at 8:00. Singer-songwriter Stolie has her final two shows, ‘Cantautoras - Songwriters in the Round’ and her final solo show of the season on April 14 at 7:00 & 9:00 respectively. Local singer/ guitarist Audi Rodriguez plays in the piano bar on Sundays at 7:00 & 9:00. On Tuesdays & Thursdays, velvety voiced Cuban singer, Meche, will play in the piano bar. Jazz Quartet, Moelle, will appear in the cabaret starting Sun., April 9 at 8:00. Pianist Jean-Guy

Comeau (Jay-Gee) and singer/ guitarist Gabriel Reyes play on select nights. Singer-songwriter Chris Kenny sings and plays jazz/blues guitar on Saturdays at 8:00 & 10:00. And BINGO with Pearl is held most Saturdays at 5:00 benefiting local worthy causes (see calendar). Tickets and more information are available online at Incanto’s website www.IncantoVallarta.com. Breakfast is served 9am - 2pm Tuesday thru Sunday. Evening food service and happy hour begins at 4:00pm daily. Closed Mondays. Incanto is located at Insurgentes 109 (at the Rio Cuale). Box Office opens at 10:00 AM. Phone them at 322 223 9756 for reservations.

Presenting Brian de Lorenzo by Marcia Blondin

ack for his third time in Vallarta to entertain, Brian de Lorenzo will have three shows at Vallarta’s newest cabaret, Incanto, and will be joined onstage by his long-time collaborator/accompanist, Tim Evans on piano. Brian’s show – ‘Around the World in Eighty Minutes’ – opens 8 pm, Wednesday, April 05 in the cozy intimacy of Incanto’s theatre. Second and third shows are Thursday and Saturday, April 6th and 8th. All performances begin at 8 pm sharp. Brian and his husband, John, love to travel. They are in Europe often and will be spending this coming summer touring South Africa and Botswana. A couple of photo safaris await to unfold and a trip to fabled Victoria Falls, discovered by Stanley Livingstone

in 1855. If you love singers like Frank Sinatra and songs from the American Songbook, you will fall in love with Brian de Lorenzo’s sensitive, strong delivery…straight from his heart. He chooses songs that have

touched his life and that’s exactly how Brian will touch you. He has promised boat songs and train songs. Songs from Paris and Rome and the Eastern Seaboard where he was born and raised; he and John live in a 19th century home in Boston, Massachusetts. He has also included some humorous songs – all pertaining to travel, some comedy and one song that merely mentioning the title filled his eyes with tears of remembrance. He clearly thrives being on stage delivering songs loved by millions around the world. Songs that have endured for decades and when Brian sings them you will know only joy; that will stay in your heart long after the notes have faded. See you at Incanto touching down in cities around the world with the incomparable Brian de Lorenzo.

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Medical Matters Pam Thompson

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A Mixed Bag

ere is a medley of items that popped into my scattered brain throughout the week (actual things that came up):Many people are preparing to submit claims for reimbursement for their “winter months” here. If your insurance company asks you for the physician’s Tax ID number: We do not have them here. If you are leaving for the summer months, you might consider donating any leftover dry goods to a worthy cause (unopened). If you are leaving for the summer months, it will be well worth it to have someone (pay someone) to check out your place and remove any standing water once the rains start. Mosquito magnets! If you want an appointment with one of our two dermatologists before mid-May, it’s not going to happen. You can email me late summer for an appointment upon your return if you like. For most lab studies here, you must be fasting 6-8 hours. I don’t care “how they do it at home” that’s what it is here. For those leaving for the summer, start thinking about and

looking for a good traveler’s insurance mid-summer rather than wait until the very last minute. Semana Santa is coming up! Plan accordingly. Most physicians’ offices will be closed at least April 13 through April 16. Anything needed will have to be done via an Emergency Room. If you are here year-round, start stocking up on zip-lock baggies, all sizes, to store everything from make-up to envelopes. Actually, if you are leaving for the summer, do the same thing before you leave or you will come back to a gummy mess of things. If you take a statin, don’t take it with grapefruit juice. If you are heading home for the summer, don’t put your meds in your luggage but in your carry-on. You may be going to Dallas but the meds might end up in Los Angeles. Yes, life goes on here in the

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summer months. All of our clinics continue, speakers programs, referrals – the works. The drama diminishes substantially. No, you absolutely do not need to take an anti-parasite medication if you are leaving for the summer. Better to have a stool sample prior to leaving and see what it shows. Then we can decide. This week my grandson is doing some kind of report at school on the “Cine Bahia”, located on Insurgentes. We walked around, took photos and I bored him with my memories of the place. 20-some years ago it was the only place where you could really cool off in the summer. We even carried in an ice chest with sodas and beer and Pollo Feliz and enjoyed an entire afternoon out of the heat and humidity. They used to sell the most God-awful sandwiches on Bimbo bread with mayo and fake cheese and unknown meat. But they also used to sell the most delicious and giant slices of cake! I think once I sat through Saturday Night Fever three times in a row. My how it has changed. It is so very sad to see it now, filled with used crap and graffiti. My grandson agreed with me that it is a disgrace now. What a difference now with the VIP movie place at La Isla where you can order off of a menu and stretch out on what is like a barcalounger. I foresee many hours there this coming summer! If you are part of the mass exodus heading north, safe trips to you all. If you are here all summer, animo!

From Here Marcia Blondin

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was happily impressed with two events this week; one continues so let’s start there: the play at the Boutique Theatre runs another three performances this Thursday, Friday and Saturday at 6 pm. The title “Over the River and Through the Woods” threw me, confusing it with a similarly titled Ernest Hemingway book. The play has nothing to do with rivers and/or woods but with Family – yes, capital F, as in Familia – Italian (in this play) or in Spanish; the Latin Family – particularly those who immigrated to North America from Europe a few generations back is far different from ours. That is the premise of this generational leap of love and faith. I was impressed with the star, Andrew Jordan, who I did not get a chance to meet and to congratulate personally. Everyone was well cast so a bow to the directorial debut of Barbara Harris. It takes a special play to be performed in the Boutique Theatre’s particular setting; this one could have been written for the space. Bravos all around and if you are in town this weekend – do go get an armful of hugs you will take home with you after this lovely play closes. It’ll stay with you for days. Smile. Event number two, speaking of smiling…the Picnic at Casa Karma brought to you by Geor-

gia Darehshori. Everything Georgia does or puts her fingers into gets multiplied somehow; she invites six people for cocktails before the theatre and 19 show up. She doesn’t miss a beat, just gets more glasses. The invitations to the various groups/ensembles/ singles to perform at the Fundraiser for Corazon de Nina also multiplied; for example, the wonderful dancers from El Tuito (Ballet Infantil). Because of stage size, Georgia thought three or four couples would be maximum but 28 showed up, dressed to the nines and ready for pizza afterwards. So, order more pizza! The Gourmet Picnic Baskets were like presents under a Christmas tree! Each piece wrapped carefully; some tied with ribbon, some boxed AND ribboned. Everything was devoured including ice cream cones and, guess what? No ants! The reason? Ruben Cham, (artist, artist, artist!), made Casa Karma manager Bill Brooks into a can of Raid: a seriously awesome costume. And, hey, it worked! For everyone involved in the two aforementioned productions – bravo. Vallarta is so genuinely uplifted because of your presence here. Thanks from us out here in the audience. And that is it, From Here.

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and Parenting Leza Warkentin

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ast Friday my daughter went to a friend’s house to sleep over. It was a day off from school and, because she spends only six and a half hours a day with her friend during a normal week (seven and a half since they are in swimming lessons together twice a week), it seems that they had much to discuss. I went to work, because, in spite of common belief, teachers have to actually go to school and work on professional development days. No, we don’t sit around drinking coffee and laughing about how we hide all the pencil sharpeners during tests (at least not all day). We actually have a scheduled day of meetings and workshops. From there I went to meet up with my parents and my son’s friend’s family at El Rio BBQ, where my husband plays guitar on Fridays and where I discovered that guacamole and fries (together) are the best way for an introvert to recover from a communication styles workshop. My boy went into the river with his buddy, but I wasn’t concerned. He’s grown up in this part of the river, jumping rocks and catching tadpoles for several years now. He’s also my cautious child, careful to let me know where he is and asking me if I’m going anywhere. His risk-taking takes place on paper, where he writes absolutely the weirdest, most brilliant stories ever. The Boy has always been somehow aware that he has only one physical body, and he doesn’t want to waste it in one reckless act of danger. He was never the kid who ran directly in the pool before knowing how to swim. He doesn’t like anyone else taking chances either. He was the one who raised the alarm (at the age of two) when his sister climbed the stairs for the first time before she could even walk. He then stood behind her protectively as she did her victory dance at the top, hanging haphazardly onto the bars like an overnight guest in the drunk tank. So I wasn’t all that concerned about him being in the river. He’s twelve, a great swimmer, and currently the water level is at its lowest and laziest. But after a while, I thought I’d check

marciavallarta@gmail.com on him. I walked over to the stairs that led down to the river. There was my son, not very high up mind you, but still crouching casually against the cliff side of the river, hanging on by his toes. There was a local Mexican kid throwing him the rope on one side, and on the other side his buddy, shaking his head with a grin. The Boy looked up, saw his mother gaping at him, and got a big ol’ grin on his face that kind of concerned me. He grabbed the rope from his new pal and immediately kicked out from the cliff, swinging out over the river and dropping down with a slightly scared, yet totally thrilled victory yell. I smiled and clapped, because if I didn’t I thought he might go higher next time. But apparently he was in it for the win, (ie to terrify the woman who gave him life), because he climbed one rock higher for his next turn with the rope. I called out that that was fine but no higher. A voice behind me in Spanish asked me “Why not higher?” It was the father of the boy who was handing my child the rope. He wanted to know (and he seemed genuinely curious) what I thought might happen if he tried to go higher. I told him politely, and in my best Spanish, that I was concerned about my son’s face and how it was likely to lose in a fight with a rock at high speeds. The father was kind and said “You can trust him. He won’t go higher than he can.” I want to be that cool. I do. But I saw how high his kids were going and I knew that I could never even aspire to that level of parental coolness. And yet. I looked at my boy, twelve going on sixty-two some days, but today just twelve. He was yelling and smiling with his whole face, doing something he knew didn’t have The Full Stamp of Parental Approval and absolutely no guard rails. And he loved it. He took one more step up and shot me that devilish grin. I pretended to disapprove but didn’t say a word. He swung out on the rope one more time. My heart stopped just a little. He splashed into the water with a whoop. The other kids’ father nodded at me approvingly. I’m not a cool parent. But yesterday I got to pretend that I was. And my boy got to live dangerously, just a little.

Comings… Brian de Lorenzo continues in great voice in the lovely theatre at Incanto with two more shows Thursday, April 6th and Saturday the 8th. Join this engaging cabaret star from Boston on a round-theworld tour in song and make sure to read “Presenting Brian de Lorenzo” in this issue. The heart-warming play “Over the River and Through the Woods” has three more performances only at the Boutique Theatre: this Thursday, Friday and Saturday evenings at 6 pm. See more about this production in “From Here”. Chris Kenny can be found at the Piano Bar at Incanto every Saturday night, starting at 8 pm with a second show at 10. A great way to end your evening at Incanto - with a nightcap upstairs listening to Chris’s sultry, bluesy voice. Latcho and Andrea are back at Incanto Tuesday night, April 11 at 8. Their new, sophisticated show is amazing…. Coming up Thursday, April 20, the sensational singer from New Zealand – Jackie Bristow – arrives for three shows only – at Incanto. This lovely young woman has opened for some of the biggest names in show business all over the planet. She is currently in Auckland with Bonnie Raitt, flies here for a week, then goes to

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share the stage with Olivia Newton John. Stay tuned for more! And Goings… “The Garth Guy”, Dean Simmons, ended the stellar Tribute season at El Rio BBQ-Bar last Saturday night. From the first song, Dean had the crowd dancing and singing along to every single hit. The guitar – exactly what Garth Brooks plays – was in powerful, joyous hands, breaking picks and sounding like

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a twelve-string! Beautiful tone. What a truly fun night. Many thanks go out to El Rio BBQ-Bar owner, Kurt Sinner; to all the great acts that performed their various Tributes under the stars; to Merv Buchanan of Trend Entertainment for bringing us this incredible season; to Julio Angeles, sound and light engineer who worked seamlessly with everyone; to the staff at El Rio, muchisimas gracias por todo. See everybody in December!

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Mercado Los Mangos: Open Through June By Paco Ojeda

ot even ten weeks have gone by since Mercado Los Mangos opened its doors to the public for the first time, January 28, and the response from vendors and the public has been so positive, organizers have already decided to extend its season until the end of June. “We had originally intended to remain open until the end of May,” explained Biblioteca Los Mangos Director, Adriana García. “However, the majority of our vendors see extending the season into the summer as a good idea, not to mention the fact that this would make Mercado Los Mangos the first seasonal market to announce such an extension.” For many vendors, the summer months have advantages and disadvantages. Many express concern about the decrease of international tourism, and the snowbirds that head north to avoid the increased heat and humidity. On the other hand, a feature that has set Mercado Los Mangos aside from the beginning is the huge draw of locals, in search of quality homemade products at affordable prices. An informal poll among regular customers revealed a keen interest in the season extension. “We will take things one month at a time, and evaluate results to consider extending the season further,” added García. Another feature that has distinguished Mercado Los Mangos has been its friendly vibe. “Both vendors and clients truly enjoy hanging out at Biblioteca Los Mangos gardens,” commented Ana Espinoza, who oversees the

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It pays to be prepared:your SkyMed Emergency Air Evacuation Membership Program pays 100% UPFRONT of your emergency air ambulance with medical personnel on board, taking you ALL the way back to your home in the U.S. and Canada. market’s organization. “We may not have as many vendors as other markets yet, but we are banking on maintaining a festive atmosphere to attract an increasing number of vendors and shoppers in the coming months. Mercados Los Mangos is open every Saturday from 9:30 am to 2:00 pm through the last Saturday in June. It is located at Av. Francisco Villa 1001 in Colonia Los Mangos, just before the turn to Costco. Interested in becoming a Mercado Los Mangos vendor? Pick up an application at the information booth on Saturdays. You will also find plenty of copies of the Vallarta Tribune. Questions? Email mercadolosmangos(at) gmail.com. To learn more about Biblioteca Los Mango’s academic and cultural offerings for children and adults, please visit BibliotecaLosMangos.com.

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Creative hands of Mexico Leigh Thelmadatter

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Leigh Thelmadatter is a profesor at Tec de Monterrey, Mexico City, Wikipedian, and semi-professional researcher on Mexican handcrafts and folk arts. She has a blog called Creative Hands of Mexico and is working on a book on Mexican paper maché.

Blowing up Judas

exican folk-Catholic traditions are based on those of Spain, and are often reinterpreted (and reinterpreted again) based on the country’s culture, history and current social concerns. One of these relates to the creation of an effigy of Judas Iscariot for Holy Saturday. In many southern European countries, there has been a centuries long tradition of creating some kind of crude effigy to represent the disciple who betrayed Jesus Christ, in order to abuse and destroy it as a way to destroy evil and commemorate Iscariot’s suicide. The Spanish brought the tradition over from Europe and since then it has developed a life of its own. In many places that burn Judas on Holy Saturday, the figure is still usually cloth and/or sawdust, paper, wood, etc. and made with little to no artistic thought in the matter. Not so in Mexico. Paper Mache (cartonería) was introduced in Mexico in the late colonial period and became a popular material for creating cheap props for Mexico’s many festivals. In central Mexico, it became the essential material for the creation of Judas effigies. But instead of a crude humanlike figure, the technique allowed for more creativity. Eventually, the “traditional” Paper Mache Judas figure became a devil, often naked with (sometimes distorted) limbs, horns and menacing face. Paper Mache allows for painting, so bright colors, especially red, became commonly used. The rigidity of the figure allows for something their cloth counterparts do not… the attachment of fireworks. Judas figures in Mexico are not burnt…. they are exploded, although the event is still called the “quema (burning) de Judas.” The event is loud and somewhat dangerous. In Zacatecas, the figures are

not only have fireworks, they are also roped and dragged in the streets by men on horseback. This brings me to something of a controversy regarding these figures. In the 19th and halfway through the 20th century, these figures were exceedingly popular in central Mexico, especially Mexico City. For many paper craftspeople (cartoneros), the sale of Judases was one of the largest sources of income. But that changed in 1957, when fire and explosions at the La Merced market in downtown Mexico devastated the buildings and the surrounding area. Soon after the federal government (who ran the city at the time) banned the making, warehousing and most selling of fireworks in the city limits. “Burnings” of Judases were almost entirely banned as well. Without the fireworks, Mexican saw little reason to continue buying the Judas figures and many cartoneros needed to leave the trade. For this reason, it is hard to find Burnings of Judas in Mexico City and even in other places as other states and municipalities adopted the precedent set by the capital. Today it is limited only to those who obtain special permits to hold the event such as the Linares family, the Annual Feria de Cartoneria of Mexico City, along with those held in Tultepec and Toluca in the neighboring State of Mexico. Celaya, Guanajuato also has the event, but they have since reverted to the literal and older meaning of “burning” where the figure is doused in gasoline and set on fire. As for the exploding Judases, the official reason given for the many restrictions relate to public safety. And indeed the explosives used on the figures are significantly more powerful than your average firecracker. All traditionally published materials on the subject repeat this claim. However, there are more

Traditional devil “Judas” figures, part of the folk art collection of Juan Jimenez in Mexico City than a few cartoneros in Mexico City who do not believe that this is the true reason behind the near-ban. There is some evidence to back them up. First, toritos do not have nearly the same restrictions and as their fireworks are going off, and they are plowing through crowds of onlookers. The second relates to the evolution of Judas figures that are NOT figures of devils. Mexico has a long tradition of higher classes oppressing the lower, with the lower classes finding ways to mock and jeer their “betters.” Since paper mache allows for fairly realistic representations, early in their development appeared versions that would

depict politicians any anyone else who might have sparked the ire of a community during that time, taking the place of Judas/the Devil as a symbol of evil. The idea is that the Merced fire created an excuse to clamp down on this form of protest While it succeeded in dampening the popularity of the event in general, it did not eliminate the making of Judas figures as a form of protest or effigy of a real person (always male for some reason). The Linares family burns a series of figures during their event, Mexican and even foreign figures appear in the lineup. And never ones to miss an opportunity for the ironic, Mexican can even make Judas figures of

popular characters usually from pop culture such as comedians, actors and singers as a kind of a homage… but these all get “burned” too. Other areas where Burnings of Judas still occur: San Miguel Allende, Gto. (but on Easter Sunday) Patzcuaro, Michoacan Cuernavaca, Morelos (Centro Cultural Jardin de Borda) Colotlan, Jalisco Obrerista, Treviño and Sarabia neighborhoods in Monterrey Cuitláhuac, Veracruz Gomez Palacio, Durango All photos by Alejandro Linares Garcia or Leigh Thelmadatter, unless otherwise specified

Judas figures depicting Mexican president Peña Nieto, Donald Trump and Barack Obama

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he area where we live in Mexico has a lot of expats from the United States and Canada. As a result, it is not uncommon to hear English spoken at most restaurants, stores and bars. The thing that has surprised me most is that the overwhelming majority of expats make little or no effort to learn Spanish. In fact, of all of the English speaking expats that I know – and there are a lot – I can count on one hand the numbers who are actively trying to learn Spanish. Granted, it is not easy to learn a language as an adult. My wife and I are fortunate in the respect that we both already spoke Spanish prior to moving to Mexico. We frequently assist our friends with translation when they have to communicate with repairmen, businesses, and even government agencies. Since we do speak Spanish, I have noticed that our experiences in Mexico vary quite a bit from those of our friends who do not speak the language. We are able to submerge ourselves more in the native culture instead of staying safely inside the expat subculture in the area. By not speaking the language, many expats miss out on so much. I think Ludwig Wittgenstein’s famous quote sums it up nicely: “The limits of my language are the limits of my world.” I have compiled a list of five reasons why you should make a “real” effort to learn Spanish if you choose to make Mexico your home: 1. Follow Local News Although friends will watch the major news networks from the U.S., like CNN or FOX, they are out of touch when it comes to local news because of the language barrier. Since I was a law enforcement officer for 25 years, crime in my area is of particular interest to me and those stories appear in the Spanish language papers. Even if a story makes front page news, my English speaking friends are usually unaware

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it happened unless someone mentions it in a Facebook post. 2. Save Money This is a big one for us because we are on a tight budget. There are several ways that speaking Spanish saves us money: a) Negotiating prices – In Mexico, negotiating is just part of the culture and the inability to communicate can cost you a lot of money in the long run. b) Exercising consumer rights – In Mexico, it is illegal to add tax or a service charge to the final bill at a restaurant or other business. In spite of the law, some businesses try and take advantage of foreigners and add charges. This has happened to us on a few occasions, and each time, I would explain the law in Spanish to the manager and the fees were removed. c) Completing paperwork and applications – Instead of hiring an immigration attorney, we completed all of the visa paperwork ourselves in Spanish and successfully obtained our resident visas. This was a substantial savings. 3. Get a Deeper Understanding of the People and the Culture I absolutely love chatting with locals and learning more about their lives, viewpoints and core values. People are so friendly here, and once they know we can speak Spanish, it is hard to get some of them to stop talking. I have learned much more about my new country from these conversations than I could have from Internet sites alone. 4. Be Self-sufficient With a working knowledge of the language, you will be able to travel freely and communicate with locals wherever you go. You will not have to schedule your life around the availability of your bilingual neighbors and friends. 5. Prevent Dementia and Keeps Your Brain Sharp Research has shown that learning a language improves cognitive function and can help to prevent dementia. So, what are you waiting for? There are a lot of free resources online, so there is no reason why you cannot start learning Spanish today.

Rhonda Zarate is a Happy Heart Lifestyle Coach. She helps people find their happiest hearts through coaching, finding their happy home and with her book Find Your Happy Planner at Amazon, Barnes & Noble. You can see what she is up to at rhondazarate.com Wishing you a happy day!

Taking Time Unplug From Busy

hew! Life can get busy. Busy working, busy playing, busy socializing, busy thinking. Being a ‘Busy Bee’ can just plain be exhausting! Is being busy an addiction, something that we wear like a badge of honour? Does being busy, make us seem more successful or influential? I find myself walking around muttering to myself, or anyone who will lend me their ear, telling everyone and anyone how busy I am. Why do we say that? Why do we push ourselves to the brink of being a BUSYAHOLIC? I do not have an answer for that question. I do know that it can be exhausting, and I sometimes feel the need to do a detox from this craziness. My wise mother recently suggested that I take heed from her counsel. She has a Masters in being a ‘Busy Bee’. She saw me as a mini her and was explaining to

me that busyness has the potential to hurt your life. You know the saying “ slow down your day, not your life.” Well, it has caused health complications for her, and she is just trying to spare all of us with her wise words. She is urging all of us to slow it down, savor the present moments of beauty, the stillness of quietness, like a steady pace, slowed down to a silent rhythm of a relaxed heartbeat. How does one do this? What does one give up? I love all the things I jam into an action-packed day; not wanting to miss one little thing, as I am sure you do not either. The thing is I am not sure if I know exactly how to go about this. I have a recurring thought that this would equal a dull life. I am the person that is known for packing five books with me on every trip just so there is a guarantee for zero boredom. I am not sure how to experience a suspended moment of nothingness.

I believe it is a time to change the direction of my life. I have decided I am going to turn a new leaf. Why don’t you join me? Let’s ditch the hamster wheel and go for something more like the iguana sunning itself on the rocks. Making a plan, declaring this a done deal. Life is passing us by; we need to take control of this spinning wheel. It can feel exciting changing up one’s lifestyle. Aren’t we always saying, “Enjoy the journey not just the end destination”? I invite you to take a real honest look at your life and decide for yourself if you need to gear it down a notch. My mama is whispering in our ear. “ Slow down while you can; make that choice for yourself before life slows you down with no options.” Yikes, I am listening, perhaps you should too! Homework: Look at your week and carve out an hour, afternoon or an entire day, just for you to blow wherever the breeze blows you. No plan, no expectations just be in the moment.

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Take The Free Road – It’s Worth It! By Madeline Milne

re you driving to Guadalajara? Planning your trip? Having driven numerous times in the past few years, I continue to fall more in love with the landscape each time. It is a spectacular array of nature from jungle to fertile valleys to desert highlands topped with the red cliffs of the Sierra Madres and sprinkled with volcanoes of all sizes. On a recent drive to Ajijic, Jalisco on the shores of Lake Chapala, I took Highway 15 all the way. But there are two Highway 15′s. There is the tempting cuota or toll-road (about 350 pesos to Guadalajara) with wide lanes, free emergency services and fresh asphalt that drives like the Autobahn, though at significantly reduced speeds, unless you drive like me. Everything goes by in a flash. You miss the jungle and the low valleys; you miss the wild flowers and pine trees, the cactus trees and all the little towns along the way.

Or you can take the ‘libre’ (tollfree) road where life is a little slower behind the pick-up truck filled with kids, chickens and the occasional donkey, but you also pass through the villages and working fields. Great photo opportunities greet you around every corner. Feeling adventurous, enjoying

the drive with no rush to get to the big city, I took the ‘libre’. In spite of being told that things in life are never free, these roads choose to give me more than I paid for that day. I drove through fields with an abundance of sugar cane and corn ten feet tall, through small towns selling their wares with a charm and authenticity

and taste of every day life in rural Mexico. After passing through the bustling town of Ixtlan del Rio I came upon a sign for pyramids in one kilometre. Excited, because I had been thwarted by many a pyramid sighting before, I pulled into a dusty, very empty parking lot and I have to be honest, I was skeptical. I grabbed my camera and followed the signs over the railway tracks that lead me to a friendly señor who charged me 37 pesos to tour the site. (Free on Sundays for Nationals and Residents. For $2 you get ninety structures, some of which stand 15-20 feet tall. You can climb up on them and survey the valley that the indigenous people would have surveyed two thousand years earlier. It’s a lush green valley surrounded by little volcano peaks and the imposing Sierra Madre mountains. It’s estimated that the pyramids date back to 100-300 AD and it’s not difficult to imagine the

power that the fertility of the valley and the legends the volcano would have evoked would have had over these people. Taking a moment to truly appreciate how diverse this country is, I reached for my camera to preserve this moment in time when I realized I had removed the memory card from a previous road trip and hadn’t replaced it… oops. You’d think I was an amateur. So you will have take it from me, the pyramids are a great place to stop, the sense of time and history here is far removed from the resorts of Vallarta. Even the lava fields you pass through next are stark reminders of the natural environment and just how much more to Mexico there is than the glossy brochures tell you. If you’re planning a road trip and you have a couple extra hours in your day, take the free road, it’s worth it.

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Spring Flowers

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By Gary R. Beck

pring brings fresh breezes, bright blue skies and rising temperatures. But one must not overlook what Nature has in store for our pleasure: There are four spectacular tree species that can be spotted all over as we welcome spring back to the Bahía de Banderas. Enjoy these fleeting spring flowers as many prepare to head back to the cold North and a new cascade of spring blooms.

Bauhinia Orchid Trees, Arbol de las Orquideas, have fragrant flowers of magenta and lavender with five overlapping petals and bloom from February to April. While the flowers resemble orchids, it is not a member of the orchid family but the pea family [Leguminosae]. In Mexico, it may be called Pata de Vaca [“cow’s foot” because the petals are shaped like a cow’s

hoof.] It is also known as Butterfly Tree. Bauhinias can grow up to 8m and are deciduous, with around 200 varieties. Once the flowers have finished blooming, long seed pods are produced. Allow the pods to dry, thus ripening the seeds inside, germinate wrapped in damp paper towels, then plant in a tray with bottom holes for drainage or a small pot filled with good garden loam.

Tabebuia: Amapa The Amapa tree [Tabebuia impetiginosa] blooms before the foliage [it is deciduous] with tubular soft pink blossoms also called Pink Ipe, Pink Lapacho, Lapacho Negro and Taheebo. The species has been used medicinally especially as a tea, growing all through Mexico down to northern Argentina

with heights reaching 30m. The seeds are winged and dispersed by the wind like little butterflies. Not only stunning in springtime, both Amapa and Primavera provide excellent wood for fine furniture making, being termite resistant. Amapa wood is obscura [dark] while Primavera is madera blanca [light colored].

Llamarada or Spathodea Impossible to miss are the huge bright orange clusters of flowers of the Llamarada, [also listed as Spathodea] known as Flame of the Forest, Pichkari,

Nandi Flame or African Tulip Tree. Individual cup-shaped blossoms resemble tulips. Though not a spring bulb, a most impressive spring flowering tree. Native to the tropical

dry forests of Africa, one can see why it thrives here. It grows up to 25m. The wood is soft and favored by hole-digging and -building birds.

Tabebuia: Primavera Primaveras [Tabebuia cassinoides], also known as Ipe or Trumpet Tree, bloom after the pink Amapa. The 3 to 11cm wide blossoms may remind

one of petunias. Seed-containing pods grow quite long, split sending seeds into the wind. The trees grow up to 50m and are deciduous in the dry season.

Bees and hummingbirds enjoy as honey trees for its nectar. Traditionally used by indigenous Amazons for making hunting bows, it is known also as “Pau d’arco” [bow stick].

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International Friendship Club T he International Friendship Club congratulates all those people involved over the past twenty years in publishing the Vallarta Tribune. Keeping any organization financially viable and relevant to customers’ needs for that length of time is an outstanding achievement. Considering the changes that have happened in Puerto Vallarta since 1997 (population exploded from about 130,000 to 230,000) and the changes in technology (Google wasn’t founded until 1998) the success of “the Trib” is mind blowing. The International Friendship Club is happy to have kept pace with the success of the Trib. The club was formed in 1986 as a social club for ex-pats in Vallarta who also wanted to contribute to the lives of Mexicans needing help here. That year Ron and Celia Walker paid for the costs of surgery to correct the cleft palate of a friend’s baby. Soon the demand for free surgeries became so great that the IFC was formed to help finance the surgeries and the idea of showing unique homes to visitors and charging a fee for the tours morphed into the famous IFC Home Tours that this season saw 3,000 enjoy the tours. Unfortunately, the early history of IFC is lost in the mists of time and the early members of the club have either moved away, lost interest or died, but the mission of the club is still the same i.e. “The International Friendship Club (IFC) is a volunteer organization committed to funding charitable causes.” This season more than 600 people joined as members, a far cry from the 150 of a few years ago.

While many of the members are passive rather than active, a core group has ensured that this season was one of the club’s very successful ones. More than 60 volunteers have been involved in running the IFC Home Tours. Others have been greeting and signing new members at the office, or sitting in countless committee meetings. Someone has made sure the building and facilities are safe and comfortable. A diverse group of amazingly qualified and entertaining lecturers have helped members and guests understand such topics as Kirtan chanting, Diego Rivera murals, the history of the Mexican Constitution and many more topics. A couple of volunteers presented the Monday movie nights and another made sure the website is accurate and current. Our overlapping Treasurers kept track of the money and filed returns with governments. People on the Education Committee and the Charities Liaison Committee visited over a dozen different charities while other devoted souls taught English to Mexicans and still others led the Friday evening dinearounds, and arranged special events. The Social Services Director distributed food and supplies to poor families living in very sad circumstances. It was a mixture of fundraising, fund distribution and socialization. And volunteers and the help of the club’s office manager accomplished it all. And what is the point of all this effort? Unfortunately, many members don’t see the results of the work of these volunteers. As the

IFC’s intrepid reporter, I have been fortunate to see the kids at Corazon de Nina as they come “home” from school to a place where they are loved and respected, I’ve been to Casa Connor and met some of the terribly disabled kids from Pasitos de Luz being treated lovingly and caringly while they learn to sit up for the first time, I’ve talked to the CEO of the Biblioteca Los Mangos and seen the magic of parents being taught how to read to their kids and I’ve listened to ALAS, Escuela de Canto, sing at Stage11 and bring tears to the eyes of everyone there. The IFC has survived and prospered since it was formed 31 years ago even though the visitors to Puerto Vallarta and the number of residents living here has increased hugely and the way that we communicate with each other has changed dramatically. What of the future? Is the present structure of the club able to cope with more growth as a purely (almost) volunteer organization? Are the cramped facilities at the present location going to last for much longer? Do we want to expand the social side of the club? Given the lack of financial support that orphanages, poor people, educational facilities and medical programs receive from state and federal governments we obviously need to support our present and future charities as much as we can. Only the future will tell. We will always need and appreciate the support of the various communities in Puerto Vallarta, including the Vallarta Tribune, to help us achieve our goals.

Adorable Dog In The Spotlight...Chloe by Janice Gonzalez

eautiful Chloe has been dubbed the “best dog ever”. This unique looking Lab mix girl is approx. 8 months old and weighs just 26 pounds. She will likely remain on the smaller side of medium sized when she’s fully grown. When Chloe was rescued she presented with a slight limp in her hind right leg. Upon X-raying, we discovered she had a previous injury that left fractures in her leg, hip and toe bones. Although she is fully healed,

she will always have a minor limp that doesn’t impede her activities at all. Chloe has a wonderful disposition, getting along with all other dogs she meets, as well as cats. She is patient and obedient. She is very smart and wants to please. With proper training this intelligent little lady will flourish. Chloe is spayed, dewormed and up to date on vaccinations. For an application, please email spcapv@gmail.com.

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SPCA of Puerto Vallarta By Janice Gonzalez

ome and spend a rewarding afternoon cuddling the animals at Puerto Vallarta’s SPCA Sanctuary. Our dogs and cats are awaiting “forever homes” and your help is needed to jump start their socialization. The goal is to get these animals adjusted and ready to interact in the real world. The majority of the SPCA animals either come from extremely abusive situations or they have been abandoned. Your love and attention can make up for that sad history. During your visit, you can interact with the animals and even take a dog (or two or three) for a walk. Reservations to visit the sanctuary need to be made in advance. To make a reservation, contact us at spcapv@gmail.com. We appreciate any donations you can bring for our rescues and also please feel free to bring treats for sanctuary staff as they truly appreciate it.

To see our animals available for adoption, visit our Facebook page at www.facebook.com/spcapv. Go to Photos where you will also find individual Albums for all the animals available as well as a bit of their history. Please be aware that our adoption fee within Mexico is $1,500 pesos. To make donations via PayPal, select the “Donate” option on our Facebook page www.facebook. com/spcapv or on our website at http://spcapv.com/donate/. You can drop off any donations for the SPCA at Hacienda San Angel located at Calle Miramar 336, above Our Lady of Guadalupe Church in El Centro. Get involved…rescue, adopt, foster, volunteer, donate or educate. You can learn more about the SPCA Puerto Vallarta by checking us out at www.spcapv.com/home or on Facebook.

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pring is coming and that usually entails change; be it the flowers blooming or animals migrating to their summer feeding grounds. At the organic kitchen and smoothie bar in La Cruz that is called Organic Love, (which specializes in locally grown vegetables and fruits in their ovo-lacto vegetarian restaurant and where they create dishes and drinks with almost purely organic ingredients), spring means a few changes to both staff and menu. The talented chef and owner Alef not only runs a new and alternative restaurant close to Marina Riviera Nayarit but also travels around the world and prepares food for the crew and family of an 85’ yacht, so unfortunately she won’t be around for the next couple of weeks. Of course Alef could not dream about denying the world an organic choice so she found a replacement until she returns, and not just any replacement but her very

own mom. So you can have confidence that the concept of natural ingredients will continue even if we have to be without the force behind this magical little place in La Cruz. If you wonder what “organic”, “natural” and “locally grown” all means, I can tell you that it really is just a return to how farming used to be. Organic just means no chemicals, no fertilizer made in a factory, no toxins that get transferred to your body, just pure water. Natural refers to something that

is not 100% organic, maybe the manure is not organic or they use a fertilizer but it is 100% grown under open sky and not processed with any harmful chemicals. Locally grown is pretty obvious, why buy something a little cheaper 1000’s of miles away when you get a better taste and less pollution if you select a local producer? Organic Love invites you to enjoy their adjusted menu in their little slice of tranquility here in La Cruz. Located on #14 Delphin Ave in La Cruz. Come and visit us Monday through Saturday, 8-5pm.

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Many Losing Money in Furniture Scam

uyer beware. It’s always a good idea to do your research and get personal recommendations before investing large sums of money in anything. But leather furniture? That’s correct. Unscrupulous furniture companies are selling sofas and such as made with real leather but delivering fake leather. There has been a spike in the number of reported complaints

from consumers who say they have been sold leather furniture that is in fact produced with ‘fake’ leather. Consumers are being warned to be cautious when purchasing any leather goods, particularly higher cost furniture items in the Bay of Banderas area. Fake leather will lose its colour, peel and even get a sticky tacky feel in the humidity and salt air common to Puerto Vallarta

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angosta DIEZ La Cruz is a fusion cuisine restaurant serving pizza, margaritas and desserts! Doesn’t that sound like the perfect meal on a lazy sunny afternoon? Located just across from the glorieta in La Cruz at #10 Calle Langosta, this beautifully decorated restaurant serves fresh, healthy meals in a charming setting. Many of the items you see around the restaurant are for sale. The art, collectibles, fashion accessories and more all make wonderful souvenirs of your time in La Cruz, Mexcio. Perfect for romantic dinners and large groups – the next time you’re in the mood for pizza and margaritas visit Langosta Diez La Cruz. Here are a few recent reviews from Trip Advisor to whet your appetite. “Wound up here by accident, but what a treat” Fantastic pizzas, killer margaritas and absolutely fantastic service. Had a wonderful time! Can’t say enough good things “Excellent wood burning oven Pizza” We had several entrée and my wife and I both had pizza. I had the mushroom pizza and she had the

chicken one. They were amazing, thin crust which rival Pizza from wood burning oven places in Montreal. Already on our sights we return next year. Décor is very nice with accent pieces all over the place. “Simple pizza made so tasty!!” Wow we were surprised, the drinks were really nice... and the pizza was amazing!! So fresh.. and yum. Really nice dining experience. Recommended! “Fabulous experience” Pizza was wonderful while the shrimp and beef tortellini special was awesome. Noodles made on

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and area. “It is awful. I am astounded at the number of people who have told us they need to replace their sofa or sectional because they were sold a fake leather product and it is falling apart,” said Sheryl Novak, President of SOLutions Mexico Online Furniture Store. “It is very difficult to tell just by looking at the item whether it is genuine leather, so when they are told by a salesperson that it is, they believe them. Then, within three or four months, the item is flaking, peeling and they are told they cannot get a refund or exchange.’’ The best way to know if you are purchasing true leather is to buy a reputable, known leather brand. Many fake leather furniture pieces including sofas, sectionals, recliners and ottomans, are imported from

China and the qualities of the covers are substandard. True leather furniture manufacturers include such brands as Palliser, LaZboy, Natuzzi and Roche Bobois. Legitimate leather furniture manufacturers will also stand behind their product with warranties and after sales service. Palliser, as an example, offers a 10-year warranty on manufacture and material defects. According to Novak, “It is sad when you see people who have spent their hard-earned money on furniture that is unusable within months. We only sell brands like Palliser because we want to feel good every time a customer makes a purchase from us – knowing they will enjoy their sofa, sectional or recliner for years. It’s just the right thing to do.”

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local La Cruz restaurant site. Finished it off with Apple crepes and the best Nutella pizza I’ve ever had!!! Building and ambience were great as well. Definitely recommend short trip over to La Cruz!!! “Fabulous food and service” I truly enjoy going here for dinner or even stopping for a yummy Margarita. The food is delicious and the family who manage and work here are wonderful. Put this one on your list! “Just dessert” It was a fun experience for our 15 & 12 year old kids to participate in the making of the nitro ice cream at the table. They gave them aprons and a whisk and put them to the task. We had 2 flavors: mango and berry (both good, but preferred the berry). Highly recommend. Will be back next time for dinner.

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Living In La Cruz Cindy Bouchard

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Giving back to the community: The trio behind Mercado Huanacaxtle

hree amazing folks exemplify what I cherish about the people who make up La

Cruz! You might know Mayra, Pia and Jason as the founders of the La Cruz Sunday market (http://www. mercadohuanacaxtle.com/), which they created to support people selling their goods and to provide locals with produce (and more) so they don’t have to travel far to shop. Culture was paramount! Market rules: the vendor has to bake it, grow it, sew it or transform it; no factory produced items allowed. Every person working at the market gets paid, including organizers, maintenance, advertising, bathroom and venue cleanup, children’s event organization and more. They attract tourists and locals, foreigners and nationals. The cultural portion spreads into the community, taking place even when the market isn’t running. They participate in schools with book and writing programs, teaching English, mind/body respect and awareness, music and more. They’ve brought counselors to families to help when challenges arise. They created a sports field for local children to run, play and do what kids do, and now they’re creating a volleyball court as well.

As always, I wanted to know about the people behind the scenes. Jason was born in England and raised in Mexico City and both Mayra and Pia were born and raised in Guadalajara. Jason always wanted to live by the ocean and Mayra loves the tranquility. Enchanted by our small fishing village and its mountains, they moved here eleven years ago; they have two delightful teen daughters. Pia too enjoys the oceanfront town for its tranquility, she moved here eight years ago. She and her hubby have two babies. All agree they were looking for a better quality of life and wanted the opportunity to be involved in the community. La Cruz is an excellent place to raise their children; it’s safe, has a natural environment and is multicultural. They like having their children brought up as the community is growing. Jason’s commitment at the La Cruz Market and Huanacaxtle AC is in event coordination and logistics. He’s also involved in events such as Fiesta del Ceviche and a Musik Festival. He enjoys most “finding solutions in situations where others freeze, finding the extra energy to achieve goals, both in myself and to see it in others.” Success to Jason is “when both

You might know Mayra, Pia and Jason as the founders of the La Cruz Sunday market which they created to support people selling their goods and to provide locals with produce (and more) so they don’t have to travel far to shop community and businesses work together in making La Cruz a better place for visitors and themselves.” His greatest reward? “Seeing faces smiling with pleasure!” He’s inspired by the way humans can adapt to situations (in a peaceful way) and that we are capable of resolving them for a common good. Mayra’s responsibilities include administration, accounting and coordinating the venders at the Sunday Market and Huanacaxtle AC and running the market

online. She appreciates, “Feeling the synergy produced between vendors, customers and workers at the market. I also enjoy working on my own schedule, and when something has to be done I simply do it.” She feels successful when “creativity and work meet.” Pia’s works Monday to Friday as an Interior and Graphic designer. For the La Cruz Market and Huanacaxtle AC she’s the graphic designer, social media expert and coordinator of the vendors. She enjoys having social inte-

raction with others, finding unique art and artisan pieces and seeing happy clients. Success to Pia, “with the interior design; having plenty of work with nice clients and at the market when I see small vendors growing their businesses”. Art inspires her, especially Mexican artisans with contemporary designs. She enjoys the beach with her children. Creating value for those who live here is their passion… I’m so grateful!

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ey Everybody! The weeks this season sure seemed to be speed right by! It’s hard to believe Semana Santa (Easter / spring break holiday) is just about here! Beginning this weekend hundreds of thousands of nationals will flock to the beaches along Banderas Bay and Riviera Nayarit for the next two weeks covering the spring break period. The first week comes the college kids who are ready to party-party; with the second week, the working folks arrive for their vacations. Many of the high season restaurants will be closing their doors at this time, some for the summer season, reopening in October. There are several restaurants remaining open for the summer. In Bucerias, Esquina 22 is open all summer long excluding Sundays. They also have AC, which is great for those humid days. Right now Esquina 22 has live music Wednesday with Ceasar Medina, and Friday and Saturday with Ricardo Cruces. Mark’s Bar and Grill stays open for dinner year around. Encore will be open through May and I heard that Luna Lounge will remain open this summer, as well as Breakers Beach Bar who is also now renting out space for a new water park attraction.

WIBIT WATER PARK opened its doors on April 1st with Jesse Mora (manager at JAX bar) as the first customer. WOW… This is going to bring on the summer fun! This water park is a super huge air filled durable plastic sports park that is anchored out in the ocean in front of Breakers Beach Bar. Breakers Beach Bar has rented out a space in their downstairs area and is not part of Breakers responsibility. Life jackets are required for the safety of everyone, and they have all sizes available. Kids and adults alike will have a ton of fun playing on the air filled amusement Water Park. I hear you can really get one of these bouncing and I am interested to see it when the waves are a bit larger! The pricing is $60.00 usd for the entire day, or $20.00 usd per hour (350 pesos per hour). They also have group rates and lower rates for the locals. I would suggest inquiring at the ticket booth as there is different pricing available. Enjoy! Over in La Cruz ….Langosta DIEZ is open all summer, located at the glorieta, with a great fresh catch of the day and superb desserts. Tescalama Bar and Restaurant is also open for the summer. Right now Tescalama has changed it up a bit with their current live music sched-

Jesse Mora (manager at JAX bar) ule with Zoe Wood on Thursday 7-9pm, Friday with La Fuska Reggae-Ska 7:30-9pm and Saturday with Carvinal Latino Salsa 8pm till late! Come on over to support the live entertainment. Something else that is new is their LADIES NIGHT Saturday and Sunday 7-8pm with free drinks / special menu; (I tasted a few and they are delicious!), and all the SPORTS, with their big screens, located just past Alamar and across from the Playa La Manzanilla. Tuesdays are Open Mic Night at Britannia, come and jam with the band. San Pancho Turtle News… Here is bit from Director Frank

Smith…”Turtle wise; not a great deal happening on the beach, very few nests, some nests have hatched naturally, very few tracks were found. This is a little unusual for this time of year, although it is a welcomed winter break from the summer rush. Also because we received few late nests after November, we had no hatchlings to publicly release after the first of the year, and no way to get the word out that we had T-shirts for sale. As result, overall donations are only 24% of normal, while our T-shirts sales are down by 33%. You can still help if you have not received a 2017 Homeowners Directory or would like a T-shirt - stop by our house and Lisa or I will help you. We are still seriously in need of several good volunteers. Tell your friends that we have good lodging, great beaches, outstanding restaurants, good potluck dinners, and good environmental work if they wish to join us. We would like to thank Joslin and all those who donated money to purchase over a dozen flashlights. These flashlights when not turned on glow in the dark, which will make them easier to find in the dark when they are accidentally turned off. ” They had some sad news unfortunately as their yellow cat “Gato Gordo” was seriously mauled in their own yard by a pit-bull. He suffered several injuries with a dislocated hip and a broken pel-

vis. They rushed him to a Puerto Vallarta animal, however, sadly to state, a short time after surgery he passed away. Frank writes, “Gordo showed up on our doorstep five years ago as a hungry, abandoned cat, sick and in serious need veterinarian care. Joslin took him to Julio and from there we both gave him a new home. For his age, he was a youthful companion, who enjoyed climbing trees, playing with the other cats, but best of all each night he would jump on my bed, lay beside me, and purr, he loved me, as much as I loved him, I will profoundly miss him.” I was so sad to see this and I send my heartfelt condolences to Frank, Joslin and everyone who loved “Gato Gordo”. Please contact Frank to lend a hand at Grupo Ecológico de la Costa Verde, A.C. www.project-tortuga.org Tel. 311-258-4100 Thanks for tuning in this week. I can already feel the weather changing with a bit more humidity in the air. Please email me at Cat@RivieraNayaritFun. com for any questions or other fun news going on around the bay and Riviera Nayarit! If you have an interest to advertise your Riviera Nayarit business please email me for a quote at: CatPVTribune@Gmail.com We have TERRIFIC spring and summer specials! Have a super week everyone! AHO!

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Top 10 Hottest Beaches in the Riviera Nayarit

iviera Nayarit is a sun and sand destination— the perfect combination for a vacation stay. With its 186 miles of coastline, visitors will find a fantastic variety of spots to choose from, including these top 10 beaches in the Riviera Nayarit.

10 La Manzanilla (La Cruz de Huanacaxtle) Thanks to its easy access just a few yards from the Marina Riviera Nayarit, this beach is very popular not only with tourists but also with locals, who come here frequently thanks to the ease and comfort it offers for family time.

9 Lo de Marcos The town of Lo de Marcos has been evolving at its own pace, which is why every day there are more services for visitors. There’s an estuary alongside its extensive beach, trails in the mountain for exploring, and great waves for surfing or SUP. Without a doubt this is one of

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the most relaxed micro-destinations in the Riviera Nayarit. 8 Jaltemba Bay This area in Compostela is one of the most traditional destinations for domestic tourism thanks to its quiet waters and multiple services that include everything from beachside restaurants to party boats or banana boat rides.

Jaltemba Bay has three beaches: Los Ayala, Rincón de Guayabitos and La Peñita de Jaltemba. 7 Destiladeras (Punta de Mita) Punta de Mita offers several ways to access the ocean, each with its own charm. Destiladeras is a favorite thanks to its expanse of firm sand and, even though at times it has high waves, these break far from shore, which makes it safe for kids and adults. 6 Matanchén Bay (San Blas) It’s well known that bays have waves and currents that are gentler than open water beaches. The huge Matanchén Bay starts at Santa Cruz de Miramar all the way to Las Islitas, including Los Cocos, Aticama and, obviously, Matanchén. One of the greatest pleasures of this area is eating oysters fresh from the sea. 5 San Pancho When it comes to beaches, San Pancho is probably the most cosmopolitan in the destination, because it welcomes visitors from around the globe. Its nickname of Cultural Capital has positioned the town as a relaxed, easy-going micro-destination, with a great party scene and excellent waves for short board surfing. 4 Novillero (Tecuala) Novillero is right on the border between Nayarit and Sinaloa, a world famous beach for its length and for being practically virgin. Its 56 miles of sand make it the longest in Mexico, the second longest in Latin America, the third in the Americas and the

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sixth in the world. 3 Sayulita Sayulita, a Magical Town and the Riviera Nayarit’s Surfing Capital and the birthplace of SUP in Mexico, is without a doubt a must for every visitor to the destination. Its hippie-chic vibe inspires community and respect among every sort of tourist. 2 Nuevo Vallarta Nuevo Vallarta is the source of many good things in the Riviera Nayarit, it has the highest number of rooms in the destination and its beach is divided into three sections, all certified clean beaches. It also boasts the first Blue Flag in the desti-

nation, multiple environmental awards, its own marina and, as if that weren’t enough, it’s also complemented by the beach at Flamingos. 1 Playa del Amor The Playa del Amor or Playa Escondida (Lover’s Beach or Hidden Beach) is located in the Islas Marietas National Park and is the icon of the Riviera Nayarit for its spectacular natural beauty. Thanks to the huge popularity of the spot, however, there have been effective and protective measures put into place so the visits are well managed so the place is preserved for future generations to enjoy.

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For visitors to Puerto Vallarta who wish to support the less privileged in our paradise, this is a list of some of the many organizations that could benefit from such kind gestures. If you would like your organization recognized here, please email details to editor@vallartatribune.com. You can find all of our local charities online at vallartatribune.com Amigos de La Cruz de Huanacaxtle, A.C. contributing to the quality of life in La Cruz through cultural, educational, environmental and charitable assistance programs. Tax Deductible. www.amigosdelacruz.org Contact Amy Welch amywelchpdx@ comcast.net Alcoholics Anonymous: In English Puerto Vallarta Alanon Club - Basilio Badillo 329 recoverpv.com Amazing Grace Missions Assisting families in Magisterio & Progreso with necessities and job training and English. slw2014nv@gmail.com American Legion Post 14: raises resources and manpower to improve facilities needing building maintenance americanlegion14.org Amigos del Magisterio - Food delivered directly to workers at the PV dump, their families and schools in Magisterio and

Families At The Dump: Supporting families living in the landfill or garbage dump thru education and sustainable opportunities. familiesatthedump.org Fundacion Punta de Mita LDG. Ana Lilia Medina Varas de Valdés. ana@fundacionpuntademita.org Tel. (329) 291 5053

Volcanes. Also, food to New Beginnings, Pasitos de Luz, and Caritas. 100% of donations to the people, no overhead.amigosdelmagisterio.com lysephilrioux@hotmail.com Asilo San Juan Diego Home for the Elderly - Contact: Lupita Sanchez Covarrubias 222-1257 or malupita88@hotmail.com or mexonline.com\asilosanjuandiego.htm Asociación Down - Assistance to persons with Down’s Syndrome – Contact: Ana Eisenring at 224-9577. Banderas Bay Women’s Shelter - Safe shelter for women & children victims of domestic violence. compassionforthefamily.org Becas Vallarta, A.C. – Provides scholarships to high school and university students. Tax-deduc-

tible in Mexico and USA. Polly Vicars at (322) 223-1371 or Buri Gray at (322) 221-5285. CANICA - Centre for Children with Cancer. Provides aid for treatment and services including transportation to GDL. Contact Director, Evelia Basañes 322-123-5688. Casa Hogar - A shelter for orphaned, abandoned, disadvantaged or vulnerable children. Luz Aurora Arredondo at 221 1908, casahogar_maximocornejo@hotmail.com Centro Comunitario SETACGLBT – Services the GLBT community, including treatment and referrals, education, English classes, HIV testing and counseling. Paco Arjona 224-1974 Clinica

Rehabilitación

Santa Barbara - Rehabilitation of the handicapped. Contact: Laura Lopez Portillo Rodriguez at 224-2754. COLINA Spay and Neuter Clinic - Free and by-donation sterilization clinic in Old Town. Only open Saturdays, Contact: cez@rogers.com or 322-104-6609 CompassionNet Impact – Transforming the lives of people living in chronic poverty. Job creation, education, emergency & more. Tax-deductible. Cell: (322) 133-7263 or ric@4compassion.org Corazon de Nina A safe, loving, home-environment for 40+ children and youth rescued from high-risk situations. Donations & volunteers always welcome! Totally self-funded. www.fundacioncorazon.mx Cruz Roja (Red Cross) Handles hospital and emergency service in Vallarta. It is the only facility that is authorized to offer assistance to injured people on the street. Contact: 222-1533, 222-4973 Desayunos para los Niños de Vallarta A.C. Feeding programs, education programs, day care centers for single mothers. 2234311 or 22225 72 Discapacitados de Vallarta, A.C. (DIVAC) association of handicapped individuals dedicated to helping one another. Ivan Applegate at 221-5153. Ecology and Conservation of Whales, AC. National Coordination Network for the Assistance of Entangled Whales. Biol. Astrid Frisch

Friends of PV Animals Volunteers working to enhance the lives of shelter animals. For info and donations visit friendsofpvanimals.com Grupo Ecológico de Puerto Vallarta: Arq. Luz del Carmen Pérez A cayro_13@hotmail. com grupoecologico.com Horizonte de Paz: Welcoming shelter for men of all ages who are troubled w/alcohol & drug addiction.In great need of cash or material resources Contact MAYNOR Tel 281 0644 horizontedepaz@live.com International Friendship Club - Provides medical, educational and social services to those in need in Puerto Vallarta. www. ifcvallarta.com La Brigada de la Basura: A weekly meeting of neighborhood children to clean Vallarta Streets. Contact Que?Pasa 223-4006 Mexico Ministries & Mission, Inc. raises funds to the poor in Vallarta. Contact Fr. Jack+ 044 322 229-1129 christchurchbythesea.org Puerto Vallarta Navy League AC – Distributes toys to needy children on Three Kings Day, constructs playgrounds in underprivileged areas, assists with transportation of donated medical and educational supplies and equipment from US donors, organizes work groups to do painting and light repair work for other charities, schools and government facilities. Contact: Carol Smith (322)137-4902 New Life Mexico - Challenging Child Poverty with health and education programs. Philippa Vernon pvp@newlifemexico.com

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ur successful, friendly Market has vendors who are welcoming and attentive to you – our clients – to create things – no matter what they are, that you just can’t find anywhere else. Three Hens has food – glorious food. Gloria Sue is there, not just on Saturday but every Wednesday, Thursday and Friday as well. Her fried chicken has become a staple in many homes around Vallarta; a good idea to send her a message on Facebook and order ahead. Don’t forget potato salad to go with. Sisters Jeanine and Barbara cook gigantic bowls of mac ‘n cheese, pasta, casseroles that change weekly and fabulous salads that are a meal in themselves. Don’t forget dessert! Good luck choosing…. For important and hard to find condiments like freshly grated horseradish with attitude – see Pat

Wagner. She not only cooks, bakes, makes fudge in a variety of flavours and colours she sews – throw pillows, wine bags (seasonal fabrics as well as regular fine cotton) and yes, she also paints and has many canvasses for sale. Kim bakes. And bakes. Up at 3:00 am on Market days to make her extraordinary sticky buns and peanut butter cookies. It’s too humid for angel food cake so she has added gluten-free chocolate cake smothered in passion fruit preserves. Alex makes sausages – dozens of different kinds. Frozen to take home and he delivers…free! Come early before everyone sells out! Three Hens & a Rooster Market is open Wednesdays and Saturdays from 9 to 1 at Venustiano Carranza 466, in Old Town Puerto Vallarta.

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Have an event you want to promote? Email the details: Where, When, Who and What by Monday 5pm to Editor(at)VallartaTribune.com to be included in that week’s paper. All events can be found online at www.vallartatribune.com/events NOW ADD YOUR EVENT ONLINE – FREE ONLINE LISTINGS! 6th Capoeira and Batizado Festival (April 7-9) San Pancho welcomes some of the top exponents of this martial art as they present workshops, batizado ceremonies

Oyster Festival (April 23) One of Bucerías’ most iconic events is the yearly Oyster

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Marsol Friday Market by the Pier

aster is coming and yes, the Marsol Friday Market will be open next week on Good Friday and every Friday all summer long. While our snowbirds fly north, our growing expatriate community can count on the Marsol Market being open every Friday and once a month for our great BAZAAR. Ricardo Mazcal has become an important anchor at the Marsol Friday Market, helping dozens and dozens of people with his herbal remedies, creams and lotions.

Ricardo had to translate much of his great grandmother’s formulae from Nahuatl to Spanish when he finally decided to leave the US and return to his native country: Mexico. He was obese and had just been diagnosed with cancer. He moved, changed his lifestyle and took up where his great grandma left off and has made a big dent in helping the population of Vallarta to look, feel and BE healthier. Ricardo continues to add

products as need and demand arise; it’s a slow handmade process that he does by himself to ensure the quality of everything he makes remains consistent and pure. Joins us every Friday for great music by Gabriel Reyes, wonderful goodies in our Food Court, clothes, jewellery, leather goods, paintings and much, much more. The Marsol Friday Market by the Pier is open from 9:30 am to 1:30 pm.

Festival, which celebrates local divers with a popular feast that showcases the sense of community shared by the locals. They elect a festival queen, search for the largest oyster and

offer visitors a delicious selection of dishes.

beach of San Pancho, a modality that is a little more fun because of the maneuvers, it becomes a little extreme according to the conditions of the sea.

Puerto Vallarta Jewish Community will celebrate the first Seder at 6:00 pm on Monday, April 10, 2017 at the lovely River Café located on the River Cuale. The traditional Passover Seder will consist of a dinner of: gefilte fish, matzo ball soup, brisket, roast chicken, roasted herb potatoes, steamed mixed vegetables, dessert, coffee, tea, ice tea, and kosher wine. The price for adults is 800 pesos or $43 USD and for children age 5 and under 400 pesos or $22 USD. For groups, please make the total reservation at one time with the names in your party. Reservations accompanied with payment is requested. For payment instructions contact: helth1@sbcglobal.net

2nd Cusine of The Sun (April 26-29) At Villa La Estancia Flamingos, the star-studded event curated for the second time by Food Network celebrity chef and USFOODS culinary specialist, Penny Davidi, Brings together some of the biggest names in the food and wine industry. Including elegant dinners, beachside BBQs, poolside snacks and much more. State Bodyboard Competition (April 28-30) Competition that brings together the local exponents of this type of surf in the main

Children’s Fishing Tournament (April 30) Once again the Riviera Nayarit CVB celebrates children with a recreational sports event, where they can learn fishing techniques in a family environment at the Marina Riviera Nayarit in La Cruz de Huanacaxtle.

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ost Farmers Markets run from November through April, though a couple are all year round. Typically they start about 9am and end between 1 and 2pm. Each is a little different and all of them are fabulous! PUERTO VALLARTA Olas Altas Market Saturday 9:00 -2:00pm Runs until April 29th in Park Lazaro Cardenas Three Hens and a Rooster Market Saturday 9 – 1pm and Wednesday 9-1pm Year round at Venustiano Carranza 466 in Emiliano Zapata Bohemio Artisans Co op. Every Wednesday and Sunday 10-2 625 Lazaro Cardenas, Old Town. Marsol Friday Market by the Pier Friday 9:30 – 1:30 pm Year round at Marsol Hotel Lobby in Old Town. Mercado at Los Mangos Library Los Mangos Saturday 9-2pm Marina Vallarta Market Every Thursday evening until the end of April along the boardwalk in Marina Vallarta. 6-10pm NUEVO VALLARTA Riviera Nayarit Farmers’ Market Tuesday 9-2pm Tianguis Artesanal Nuevo Vallarta Parking lot at the Business Center; Saturday 9-2pm in the Marina Nuevo Vallarta BUCERIAS Forever Spring Wednesday 9 - 1 pm along Lazaro Cardenas LA CRUZ La Cruz Sunday Market Sunday 10-2pm Over 200 vendors. The bay’s largest market along the Marina Riviera Nayarit

oes it hurt to sit down, get up, climb steps, lift your grandchildren, carry groceries, walk from here to there? You can’t move. You can’t work. You can’t play. And it’s probably hard to breath. Is the quality of your life curtailed by immobility and pain? When moving isn’t fun anymore, it’s time to change the way you move. Age is just a number and pain can be tamed, when you know how to move well. Via Anderson, Certified Yoga and Movement Therapist, is presenting Creating a Pain-Free Yoga Practice, a three-hour workshop at Davannayoga on Tuesday, April 11 from 4-7 pm. The price is 400 MXN pesos or $22 USD. This workshop is for everyone who wants to learn more about moving better and without pain in a yoga practice, specialty sport, or everyday life. Via is a student of Susi Hately’s Functional Synergy method of yoga therapy and the workshop will be based on principles of movement articulated by Functional Synergy and adapted by Via Anderson in her yoga and movement coaching business, Intelligent Movement Forever.

SAYULITA & SAN PANCHO Mercado del Pueblo Friday 10-2pm on Revolucion Street Great local and organic market with many vendors available only here. Mercado del Sol in San Pancho at the Plaza del Sol Tuesdays 10-2pm LO DE MARCOS, GUAYABITOS, CHACALA AND LA PEÑITA The Tianguis Lo de Marcos is held on Luis Echeverría street Saturday 9-2pm The Chacala Cultural Market in the main Plaza. Saturday 9-1pm Guayabitos Market on the main plaza in town Monday 8-1pm La Peñita Market on its main plaza. Thursday 8-1pm

This workshop will help you: Eliminate pain naturally Stand and sit taller Increase balance, agility, and body awareness, Feel and look younger. The Intelligent Movement Forever approach to movement recognizes that the key to addressing chronic pain, avoiding more pain, and moving freely and easily is movement that is pure, within a pain-free range of motion, and without compensation. Moving with awareness is also an important piece of the puzzle, because we can only change what we are aware of. This workshop is designed for all ages and all levels of experience. It is based on the principles of yoga, anatomy, biomechanics, and functional movement. Space is limited. Pre-registration is encouraged. Contact www. davannayoga.com to register online or anna@davannayoga.com or 233.0530. For more information about Via Anderson, Intelligent Movement Forever, and this workshop, go to intelligentmovementforever.com.

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Tom Hanks: A Great American Actor

Part One – The Early Years By Fred Jacobs

om Hanks was born July 9, 1956 in Concord California. His parents divorced when Tom was just four years old. Tom and his two older sibling went with their father while Tom’s younger brother went with their mother. Tom’s part of the family moved around a lot. By the age of ten, Tom had lived in ten different houses. Tom has characterized himself as being a “Bible-toting evangelical” for several years as a teenager. While in school, Tom was extremely shy and found comedy as a way to break out of that shell. In high school, Tom acted in school plays and got bit by the acting bug. Tom later went on to California State University where he studied theatre. Tom became an intern at a regional theatre festival in Cleveland. His internship stretched into a three-year experience that covered most aspects of theater production, including lighting, set design, and stage management. Tom would then drop out of college to pursue acting. During the same time, Hanks won the Cleveland Critics Circle Award for Best Actor for his 1978 performance in Shakespeare’s “The Two Gentlemen of Verona”, one of the few times Tom ever played a villain. In 1979, Tom moved to New York City, where he made his film debut in the low-budget slasher film “He Knows You’re Alone” (1980). Tom also then landed a starring role in the television movie “Mazes and Monsters”. In 1980, Tom landed one of the lead roles, on the ABC television show “Bosom Buddies”.

In the show, Tom and Peter Scolari played a pair of young advertising men forced to dress as women so they could live in an inexpensive New York City all-female hotel. The pilot was a hit with the execs and Tom moved to Los Angeles. Bosom Buddies ran for two seasons and although the ratings were never #1, television critics gave the program high marks. In 1982, Tom appeared on an episode of “Happy Days” and met future director/producer Ron Howard. This led to Tom getting a major role in the romantic comedy “Splash” (1984), which was directed by Ron Howard, costarring John Candy and Darryl Hannah. The film which was made with only an $8 million dollar budget, would take in $70 million at the box office. Tom also had a hit with his role in the sex comedy “Bachelor Party” (1984). But Tom hit a string of bad movie choices after that. Some of the notable flops included “Nothing in Common” (1986) opposite the great Jackie Gleason, “The Money Pit” (1986) costarring with Shelley Long, Alexander Godunov and Maureen Stapleton. 1987 saw Tom have a bit more success in “Dragnet” opposite Dan Aykroyd. 1987 also saw Tom make his mark in “Big” directed by Penny Marshall. Tom was the only big name in the film about a young boy who makes a wish “to be big” and is then aged to adulthood overnight. The role established Hanks as a major Hollywood talent as a box office draw and within the industry as an actor. Tom earned his first Oscar nomi-

nation for Best Actor for the role. Big was followed later that same year by “Punchline”, in which he and Sally Field co-starred as struggling comedians.

Next week, we’ll take a look at Tom’s rising star and his changeover from comedy roles to more dramatic ones, with Hollywood really starting to take notice.

Fred Jacobs is a full time resident of Puerto Vallarta and the author of three books.

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