Issue 1077, November 23 - 29, 2017 by Vallarta Tribune

LIFESTYLE

Out and About this Thanksgiving Page 09

VIBES AND VICES

El SoÃ±adorGreat food, drinks and company Page 14

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much more. We are open Monday to Friday 11-6pm at both locations and on Saturdays 11-2pm Hernan Waissbluth Hayne Owner and Director Galeria 108

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alería 108 invites all art lovers to visit and share a different view on art. Join us for the Art Walk on Wednesdays at 6-10pm I love Art… Any kind….if it’s good, I would say. I have been in the art market since 1988. I was supposed to be an engineer, but an Astrological Birth Chart changed my life in 1987. Venus and Mercury just one degree away in Capricorn and in the second house… the rest was history. I sell all kinds of art - you would not believe it! I love my job, and I have been a crazy museum gallery kind of guy since I was 14 years old. At this time I couldn’t be happier. The truth is like many others, in my case after more than 50 countries, I fell in love with Puerto Vallarta, which led to me opening two art galleries. The first one I opened in December 2015 (Lazaro Cardenas #270 – Romantic Zone) and the second one (Corona 186 B- Downtown Puerto Vallarta) was opened in May 2017 and is a member of the respectable Art Walk Association. The Romantic Zone Gallery has a mix of collectible paintings, digital artworks, etchings, mix media, and photography, in a wide range of sizes and prices from miniatures to big. Here, everybody is happy: the collector, the tourist, the Young Art lover and the ones who want to decorate with style. Ask for Jorge! The downtown gallery (Corona 186) is more oriented to bigger sizes and collectible pieces. We specialize in Pop Art, Neo-Ba-

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Welcome to Puerto Vallarta and Riviera Nayarit Here is some advice to make your trip a little easier and more enjoyable. TIME ZONE: The entire state of Jalisco is on Central Time, as is the southern part of the State of Nayarit starting from Guayabitos to the Ameca River and including Nuevo Vallarta. BUSES: A system of urban buses can bring you from one end of the bay to the other and all the spots in between. Current fare within Puerto Vallarta is $7.50 pesos per ticket and passengers must purchase a new ticket every time they board a bus. Hold on to your ticket. This is your proof and insurance should anything happen. Bus destinations are typically written on the front of the window. Those with a ‘centro’ sign will drive through downtown Puerto Vallarta and those with a ‘tunel’ sign will drive through the tunnel roads that go behind the city. TAXIS: There are set rates within defined zones of town. Do not enter a taxi without agreeing on the price with the driver first. Price is per trip not person unless there are more than four passengers. Take note of the taxi number on the outside door and where it picked you up. If you lose an item this information will be vital to attempting to get it back. MONEY EXCHANGE: To exchange money you will need your passport. Best option is to use your bankcard to withdraw funds from any ATM machine. ATM’s in the banks are the safest to use and generally charge lower fees. USING PESOS OR USD: Businesses must display their prices in pesos and they may also post the prices in any other currency they choose. They cannot refuse to accept pesos. Some service staff may appreciate being tipped in USD and others in pesos. If you are concerned, ask. TIPPING: How much and when you tip are personal choices and unless otherwise noted a 10-20%

tip on food and beverage and services is standard. Tip the kids and seniors who bag your groceries. They work exclusively for tips. Have change at the ready for musicians and clowns that ride the buses – typically tipping 5 pesos or less. Taxi drivers do not receive tips unless they go to extraordinary lengths. DRINKING WATER: Puerto Vallarta’s water (at the source) is certified pure enough to drink. For many who live here long term, we drink from our taps with no issues. For those on vacation, it may be better to stick to bottled water. EXPORTING PETS: Falling in love with a rescue animal is easy – and it’s easy to take them home with you. The process is quick and inexpensive. You need a certificate of health from a local vet with the appropriate inoculations, among other things. The time of year that pets can travel in the cargo hold of the plane may be your biggest challenge. Contact your airline to double-check their requirements. COMMON SENSE: Just as you would not walk around your hometown drunk and belligerent, it is not acceptable to do that here. While Mexicans are a forgiving bunch, basic politeness is appreciated. Pay attention to your surroundings. Pay your bills. Be courteous. And have fun! DRINKING AND DRIVING: First off – just don’t. The consequences are not worth it. Taxis are cheap and plentiful. Fines are as much as 15,000 pesos. You can be taken to jail and your vehicle impounded. There are many checkstops on the weekends and you will be asked to blow if they suspect you have been drinking. LEGAL SYSTEM: Not knowing the law is not a valid excuse in Mexico or anywhere. If you find yourself caught in a legal situation be aware that the system works much differently here than you are likely used to. Immediately contact your consulate for assistance.

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Calling in Mexico Calling phones in Mexico can be tricky. There are different codes you need to use depending if you are calling landlines or cellular phones and if they are local or long distance. LONG-DISTANCE CALLS FROM WITHIN MEXICO For national long-distance calls (within Mexico) the code is 01 plus the area code and phone number. For international long-distance calls, first dial 00, then the country code (U.S. and Canada country code is 1), so you would dial 00 + 1 + area code + 7 digit number. CALLING CELL PHONES (FROM A LAND LINE) If you are calling from a landline within the area code of the Mexican cell phone number dial 044, the 10 digit number. Outside of the area code (but still within Mexico) dial 045 and then the 10 digit phone number. Cell phone to cell phone only requires the 10 digit number. PHONE CARDS Phone cards (tarjetas telefonicas) for use in pay phones can be bought at newsstands and in pharmacies. Pay phones do not accept coins. When buying a phone card for pay phone use, specify that you would like a tarjeta LADA. CALLING TOLL-FREE NUMBERS Some toll free numbers work from Mexico to the US and Canada, but many do not. Those that do work are often not toll-free. You need to dial a different prefix. To call the following toll free prefixes, dial as follows: 800 numbers Dial 001-880-then the number 866 numbers Dial 001-883-then the number 877 numbers Dial 001-882-then the number 888 numbers Dial 001-881-then the number

Emergencies: 911 Red Cross: 065 Fire Department: 322.223.9476 Ambulance: 322.222.1533

Ahoy Cruisers! NAME PASS DATE CARNIVAL 3,200 01/11/2017 CELEBRITY 2,499 05/11/2017 CARNIVAL 3,200 08/11/2017 PRINCESS CRUISES 2,600 08/11/2017 PRINCESS CRUISES 3,080 08/11/2017 OCEANIA SIRENA 800 09/11/2017 CELEBRITY 2,499 11/11/2017 PRINCESS CRUISES 2,600 14/11/2017 PRINCESS CRUISES 2,600 14/11/2017 CARNIVAL 3,200 15/11/2017 PRINCESS CRUISES 2,600 21/11/2017 HOLLAND AMERICA 1,266 21/11/2017

Immigration: 322.224.7719 Consumer Protection: 01.800.468.8722 Tourism Offices Jalisco: 322.221.2676 Nayarit: 322.297.1006

Consulates American Consulate 24 hrs 01-332-268-2100 Canadian Consulate 322.293.0098 322.293.0099 24 hrs: 1.800.706.2900

In port this month

In the month of November Puerto Vallarta welcomes 40,890 passengers! NAME PASS DATE CARNIVAL 3,200 22/11/2017 HOLLAND AMERICA 1,266 28/11/2017 CARNIVAL 3,200 29/11/2017 PRINCESS CRUISES 3,080 29/11/2017

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Events. Events. Events. And Turkey.

appy Thanksgiving to all the Americans in town. I am a little jealous of your giant turkey dinner and with all the trimmings but grateful that you’re going to share it with me. You can email my invitations to editor[at] vallartatribune.com Last weekend I attended the Punta Mita Foundation fundraiser – Taste of Punta Mita at the Kapuri Beach Club in the Four Seasons Resort. I sampled so much delicious food from the many restaurants and businesses in the area – my favourite was probably the tacos from Tuna Blanca, plated and served by Mr. Thierry Blouet himself. The pizza from KM5 in Higuera Blanca was also fantastic. It was an enlightening reminder that there are fantastic businesses up and down the coast worth exploring. Aside from turkey eating day, we have some big events happening this weekend worth mentioning. It is Galeria Pacifico’s 30th Anniversary on Friday eve-

ning from 6-10 pm at 174 Aldama in Centro. On Saturday is the Corazon de Niña Fashion Show at El Dorado on Los Muertos beach. Sirena Reina will be there with her beach fashions. Tickets are $500 and include a light lunch. More details on page 14. On Monday evening we have the 3rd rendition of PechaKucha. This is an engaging evening where you’ll listen to stories and proposals presented by some of the smartest people in Vallarta. I highly recommend you check it out at Incanto at from 7-9pm. Lot more of details about upcoming fundraisers and events in the pages of this week’s Vallarta Tribune. Coming up on December 6 the Puerto Vallarta Rotary Club, is holding a fundraising breakfast at the River Cafe on Isla Cuale to raise funds for 600 scholarships and for the

34 teens living with cancer that they support. $500 pesos includes breakfast. ClubRotario. sur@gmail.com for more details. Last week we launched the Best of Banderas Bay and Rivera Nayarit Reader’s Choice Awards and we’ve had some great entries already – very creative responses. There are a ton of excellent prizes including a week’s stay at Villa del Palmar Flamingos with a dinner and show at Luna Lounge. You have seven weeks to fill in your ballots! Visit www.vallartatribune.com/ best-vallarta-2018 to get started. Stay tuned in the coming weeks when we publish some ‘Best of’ articles from locals who have years of wisdom and insight into what makes this place so special. Have a great weekend! Safe travels, Madeline

The Palm Cabaret Donates Two Sold Out Shows To Benefit El Parque de los Azulejos

ur mosaic hearts are full from the kindness and generosity shown by The Palm Cabaret and all of their patrons from the two, packed to capacity shows, for their season opener of their 18th year. The cabaret was electric with the sounds of Piel Canela, Gypsy Rumba, Phillip Russo, Amy Armstrong and the comedic genius of Leslie Jordan. Entertainment Director, Amy Armstrong, has taken El Parque de los Azulejos under her wing and has given her full support to this project. The Palm Cabaret

graciously donated two shows in exchange for patron donations to the project. There were so many happy faces last night that were just as excited about the project as we are and we can’t wait to

hear the stories behind their tiles. We are looking forward to our continued partnership with The Palm Cabaret for an upcoming fundraiser at Casa Karma and a few bingo events that will benefit the park. An exciting week is underway as we facilitate our very first three-day tile workshop where Sylvie Scopazzo and her LOCA group starts designing and tiling up the pillars in the seating area. Come by and take a look!! Visit us at www.tileparkpv.com for tile sales and 3-day workshop information.

A new resource launches in Puerto Vallarta to highlight the Best of Banderas Bay and Riviera Nayarit

he Vallarta Tribune, Puerto Vallarta’s longest publishing English language newspaper, is launching its first Annual Reader’s Choice Awards on November 16, 2017 in answer to the 4.2 million visitors arriving in Puerto Vallarta and Riviera Nayarit each year looking for reliable recommendations on everything from the freshest seafood restaurants to the quietest beaches. With over 200 categories on the ballot, visitors and residents looking for the best, freshest, safest, most romantic will find whatever it is they seek in the Pata Salada Awards which aim to take an overwhelming number of choices and provide a succinct and easily accessible resource for preferred picks. “This is a fantastic opportunity for local businesses to get exposure to a bigger audience. A Reader’s Choice Award takes some of the corporate control away from bigger review companies like Yelp, Facebook and Trip Advisor. This is for the people, by the people and the Tribune sees

this as a community resource,” says Madeline Milne, editor of the Vallarta Tribune. The Reader’s Choice Awards are open to residents and visitors to cast a ballot for their favorites. The online voting is bilingual to ensure the Spanish speaking community shares their top choices. All voting will take place between November 16 and January 11. As a thank you for taking the time to share their expertise, voters will be entered into a drawing to win many prizes including a week-long stay at the Villa del Palmar Flamingos Resort in Nuevo Vallarta. A Pata Salada, or Salty Foot, is what locals from the Puerto Vallarta area are called; the Pata Salada Award highlights this local knowledge. The top five picks will be recognized in the January 16 edition of the Vallarta Tribune, as well as online. The winners, and any other businesses that want to participate, will be published in a guidebook in February 2018 that will be made available through local resorts, tourist offices, restaurants, and galleries.

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t was a bright sunny day in 2010. Tall coconut palms swayed overhead from a warm tropical breeze. Carlos Morlett didn’t expect a coconut to fall on his head… it just did. And when it happened, something shook loose in his brain causing him to become crazy for coconuts! But he was no stranger to coconuts. As a kid, while vacationing in the tropics, he remembered the locals using coconut oil to cook with, and to put on their skin for moisture and to protect them from the sun. They even used the wood from this “Tree of Life” to build their homes. Fast forward to today, others have gone crazy for coconuts as well! Just

Google “coconut” and you will find over 300 ways to use coconuts for a healthy lifestyle. Since Carlos conceived MuchoCoco back on that fateful day in 2010, coconuts have been at the core of his business, Mucho Coco. He uses only the best and purest products sourced directly from pristine lands where they are naturally grown, processed and packed with the utmost care, guaranteeing freshness, quality and formula effectiveness of all our coconut products.

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extracted from underground volcanic streams on our MuchoCoco plantation in southern Mexico. MuchoCoco products are available within Mexico in exclusive spas, hotels and resorts, specialty boutiques and Farmer Markets. Our Products are now being exported and bottle in to the USA and will soon be available in Canada. Contact

us at www.muchococo.com if you would like to carry our awesome body-care line of MuchoCoco products. The Olas Altas Farmers’ Market is a North American style market that celebrates the tradition and culture of Mexico’s outdoor tianguis markets. All OAFM products are either locally grown or handmade within 75 kilometers of

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Sustainably Yours Marcia Blondin

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Orlando Gotay, Tax Attorney

Sustainability Initiatives at the American School PV

Orlando Gotay is a California licensed tax attorney (with a Master of Laws in Taxation) admitted to practice before the IRS, the U.S.Tax Court and other taxing agencies. His love of things Mexican has led him to devote part of his practice to the tax matters of U.S. expats in Mexico.

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horticulturist and sustainability consultant for 18 years Emily runs a part time business in the Bay called Small World Probiotics, the region’s largest fermented foods venture. Emily’s passion is ecology: whether it’s our human micro biome or the greater ecology we are all fortunate to be a part of. She lives with her husband, daughter, two dogs, forty chickens, ducks and plant collection outside of Lo de Marcos, Nayarit. Today we live in an era of transition. Our desire for change is born of an awareness that the organizations, institutions and industries of the last 200 years need to reconfigure themselves along sustainability imperatives. All of us need to transition from mass consumption with toxic byproducts towards mindful living and the clean, green and lean. We are all part of The Transition: towns, resorts, healthcare, farms, homes and schools. As for the latter, in recent weeks I’ve had the privilege of witnessing the American School Puerto Vallarta make a transition. To start, ASPV made the very smart move of hiring Nicole Swedlow, founder of San Pancho’s award winning Entre Amigos community center. She is a true local hero with a wealth of knowledge and strategies

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y now, the US Senate is rolling out its version of a tax bill. No one is sure how this is all going to play out but you need to be told anyway: Some in the Congress want to take some important deductions away; one for state and local taxes, and another for mortgage interest and for property taxes. This is big, folks. State and local tax (SALT) deduction: Under some of these (Nicole Swedlow) proposals, individuals who elect to regarding sustainability on many itemize deductions would no longer levels. Following UN protocols on be able to deduct state and local transitioning institutions, Nicole income taxes, and personal or real and the current administration property taxes. These are currently are overhauling cafeteria policies on the chopping block. Long seen towards non-disposable tableware, as a sacred cow – in fact, state healthy eating options, kombucha and local income taxes have been and chiropractic sessions avai- deductible since the income tax lable to staff, new service projects was first enacted, they are sacred for students and will be embarking no longer. The more income a taxpayer on ways to incorporate gardening within the elementary program has, the more important and over time. I am excited to be privy worthy this deduction is. This one to these positive changes. After is fraught with political danger as it all, each graduating class will be affects some constituents (and thus shaping tomorrow’s organizations Members of Congress) in different ways. States with higher taxes and industries. Few lessons are more such as California, New York, New worthwhile to teach and learn than Jersey, Illinois and Texas claim the making our impacts sustainable. vast majority of the SALT deduc(Nicole Swedlow) tion. The Tax Foundation reports that California alone accounts for almost 20% of the total. The other sacred cow that is near the chopping block: The

deduction for mortgage interest. Whoa. One plan calls for denial of the ‘second home’ deduction; another caps the total amount deductible; another denies deduction for home equity loan interest; and yet another version drastically reduces the amount for new loans. Deny deny deny. I suppose that’s a perverse way to simplify one’s tax bill. The true effects of the mortgage deduction change— in whatever way it ends up—may be substantial. Many people factor in their tax benefit when acquiring a new home or second home. The mortgage interest deduction is often a huge part of the total income tax deductions for individuals, especially in states where high value homes abound. The change may also affect existing values, if new purchasers will afford less home due to increased home ownership costs. Even if you don’t care about the deduction on the front end (because you are “paid for”) you may wish to consider how much cash a prospective buyer may have due to what changes are proposed. The tax bill may be like a New York City shell game, what’s underneath is moved to another shell but yours. After all, someone has to pay the bills and it may have to be you and me. Just a little more, perhaps.

hanksgiving is now if you are holding this paper in your hands on Thursday. This year, in particular, I am celebrating Life. My own, specifically. To paraphrase my Mexican doctor, who said to me, “You should be dead; find some gratitude.” Okay, okay. It isn’t hard to find in Vallarta – simple beauty is everywhere you look. Add to that, lovely weather for which I am grateful on an hourly basis coming from Canada and its wretchedly cold winters. Dear friends, like Wanda Grift with whom I lunched at Coco Tropical last week, are slowly coming back to their winter home. How lucky and grateful am I to call this city homr every day? Others, the Demetro family,for example, have invited me into their new gallery next to Page in the Sun to display my silk collars and a few pairs of earrings. Such great sculptors Jim and his daughter Christina; the Vallarta Dancers and Bernardo the Burro across from Demetro Galeria in Parque Lazaro Cardenas are just two gifts from them to the city of Vallarta. The opening of their gallery last week was very well attended. Stop by there soon!

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From Here Jim Lee

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Jim Lee has been a resident of Vallarta for eight years, and is owner of Living Vallarta, a real estate, rentals and lifestyle management company. Active in the gay community, he is active with ACT LGBT and PRIDE, and is a supporter of Act II Entertainment and Incanto Cabaret.

Sheryl Novak is an expat Canadian who has owned a home in Mexico for over ten years. She is the owner of SOLutions Mexico – the online furniture store for your home in Mexico and The Furniture Store by SOLutions Mexico, a brick and mortar show store in Bucerias. She is considered the expert on sourcing all styles of furniture for all sizes of budgets, in Mexico.

jim@livingvallarta.com At Incanto this weekend, the long-anticipated return of “Greater Tuna”, starring Tracy Parks and Ron Spencer, starts at 7 pm, Friday, November 24th. Be prepared to laugh until you weep. PechaKucha begins its third volume with host Paco Ojeda on Monday, the 27th at 8:20 pm, also at the theatre in Incanto. I wonder who Paco will have dazzle us this time? Jim Eckardt announces two cooking classes: November 28 and another on the 30th. Both will be held at Venustiano Carranza 466, the same location of Saturday’s fab Market, Three Hens & A Rooster. Tuesday’s course is about creating “Tapas for all Occasions” and Thursdays will concentrate on “Holiday Treats for the Sweet Tooth”. Get particulars from Jim Eckardt on Facebook or email me and I’ll put you in touch. My sister, Patrice, is here visiting from Alberta for her longest stay ever in the 26 years I’ve lived here. For her, I am the most grateful of sisters. And, thanks to all of you for reading, From Here. w w w. v a l l a r t a t r i b u n e . c o m / best-vallarta-2018 Vote and win!

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W Temperature’s Rising for Thanksgiving

’ve been visiting and living in Vallarta for over 25 years, and one of the most popular tourist times of year is going to be Thanksgiving weekend. Visitors come from all over the world to revel in what was formerly known here as “Latin Fever”. The long vacation weekend promises some of the very best entertainment and culinary experiences for both locals and visitors alike. I’ll Take Dark Meat Please. The romantic zone has no shortage of American-style Thanksgiving dinner options for the many expats visiting our city. One of the gay-traveler favorites will be found at Gene Mendoza & Matthew Harty’s Fusion Gourmet Restaurant, which has a very tempting traditional three-course dinner for just 300 pesos. Their bar downstairs, Diablos, offers free appetizers and live entertainment that Friday and every Friday for Happy Hour from 6:00 to 10:00 PM. Another will be found at 7:00 on Thursday at the super-chic Casa Cupula. Their weekend also includes an outdoor drag musical, Quinceañera Celebration with Desperate Princesses on Friday night and the Adam and Steve pool party at 2:00 on Saturday. Bring Out the Sunscreen. Los Muertos Beach will be abuzz with sun and wave worshippers all through the Thanksgiving weekend. The hottest spot in town must be Mantamar Beach Club. It’s not cheap, but the

private cabanas, sexy swimming pool and people watching cannot be compared anywhere else on the beach. But not far behind is Michel’s Sapphire Beach Club with a bit more relaxing setting but still as upscale. And you will still have time to go to Blue Chairs, Green Chairs and the very gay-friendly Swell Restaurant and Beach Club. Another Opening, Another Show Let’s face it, many of the cabarets and theaters in the Romantic Zone are gay-owned, and they do know their stuff when it comes to finding talent and putting on dazzling entertainment. Incanto Cabaret, captained by Tracy Parks, also has a dozen or more different performances this weekend, but the highlight has to be Greater Tuna with none other than Tracy himself and the irresistible Ron Spencer. Don’t miss Pearl’s Gurlz Drag Revue on Saturday. Check out their website calendar as well for all times and performances. And opening again just in time for Thanksgiving is the original Vallarta cabaret theatre, The Palm. Under the artistic direction of Amy Armstrong, this cabaret also offers a full line-up of performances on their website. Take special note of the opening on November 21 – the one and only Leslie Jordan in his one-man show. Leslie has so many credits, but my most recent favorite is his recurring tour de force Emmy award-winning role on the TV sensation, Will & Grace. We certainly have so much to be grateful for this Thanksgiving. Exactly!

hen considering furniture for your home in Mexico, there are three pieces of furniture we recommend you focus on spending a larger portion of your budget. These three pieces are your sofa, your mattress, and your outdoor furniture. These are the items that will get the most use and if they are not well made and comfortable, your time in paradise will be less than ideal. Here are some tips on how to purchase the best sofa in Mexico. Although looks are important, consider how you will use your sofa. Are you planning to use it primarily for relaxing, reading or watching TV, or will it be used only occasionally when guests pop over for a visit? If you enjoy stretching and laying out to binge watch your favorite show, consider a sofa with a rolled, upholstered arm. Make sure to measure the length of the sofa so that you will be comfortable when you spread out. Who will be using the sofa the most? Is one person in your home taller than the other? Fit the sofa to the person who will be using it rather than trying to fit a one size fits all. Sofa frames do not generally work for every height. For someone on the shorter side, consider a bolster cushion to make up for the depth of the seat cushion. The interior of the sofa is as important as the look. Find out how the item is constructed and which materials are used. The main components that make the sofa are the frame and the fillings. The frame should be sturdy so that it is long lasting. Since you cannot inspect the frame, it is important to purchase from a known brand with a solid warranty. If not, your sofa may warp and wobble within five years. A well-constructed sofa frame will last 20 years plus. Most of the lower priced sofas on the market in big box stores and some department stores are filled

using soft, low-density foam or polyester fiber. These are inexpensive materials that allow the retailer to sell and get a higher margin. The downside is that these types of fillings deteriorate quickly. Your sofa will quickly become uncomfortable, and you will be in the market for a new one within a few years. Instead, look for fillings such as HR or conventional foam wrapped in polyester batting. These are two great options that will ensure you have a comfortable sofa, that is reasonably priced and will last. The exterior of your sofa, called the cover, is also important. New to the market are performance fabrics. These are perfect for our humid, oceanfront homes. Each thread in a performance fabric is coated with a repellant spray before weaved into a sheet of material. The complete material is then sprayed again. The result? Spill a glass of red wine on your white sofa and the liquid rolls right off without any stain! No more sweat and suntan lotion stains! The price of a sofa with the right construction, the right interior materials, and the right cover will run about $10,000 MXN to $15,000 MXN depending on style and cover choice. Considering that a well-made sofa will last you 20 plus years in this climate, not a bad deal! And it will certainly take the ouch out of your couch!

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Medical Matters Pam Thompson

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What exactly is Andropause?

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Dra. Becerra will be speaking on Andropause on November 27, 2017, at 9:00 am at Hospital San Javier Marina.

s we close out our month of “Movember” (Men’s Health Month), we focus on Andropause. What exactly is Andropause? Is it like Menopause? It is described as “a condition that is associated with the decrease in the male hormone testosterone. It is unlike menopause in that the decrease in testosterone and the development of symptoms is more gradual than what occurs in women.” It can cause depression, reduced muscle mass, increased body fat, and erectile dysfunction. It can also cause mood swings, irritability and even hot flashes and a low sex drive. That sure sounds like menopause to me albeit less dramatic symptoms. Hormone changes are a natural part of the aging process. Testos-

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terone levels vary greatly among men. In general, older men tend to have lower testosterone levels than do younger men. Testosterone

levels gradually decline throughout adulthood. A few simple blood tests can determine hormone levels in men,

just like for women. It is better not to just have the testosterone levels but a complete panel to include Total Testosterone, Free Testosterone, Prolactin (a hormone produced by the pituitary gland), Estriadol (a form of Estrogen) and a PSA. We are so very lucky to have Dra. Cinthia Becerra in the area! She specializes in bio-identical hormones and treats (very successfully) hundreds of men for andropause. This does not mean just writing out a prescription for the guy but doing the proper labs, consult/ interview and then compounding the correct hormones specifically for each person. Once applied it is important to continue with proper follow up. And of course, she does the bioidenticals for women too! Dra. Becerra will be speaking on Andropause on November 27, 2017, at 9:00 am at Hospital San Javier Marina. We hope you will attend to

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learn more! For all men – and the women who love them! The high season is in full swing! Supposedly the term “high season” is not politically correct but I don’t really care. It is damned busy! Facebook can be sort of a “tattletale” for many. I don’t know how many emails I receive from folks pleading for an urgent appointment because “I have been deathly ill for over a week with fever and a cough and I desperately need to see a doctor!” Of course, we are happy to assist! But then I see photos of the same person on Facebook out to dinner with friends or at a party and think to myself, WTH? If they are so sick, why are they out there spreading their germs? Why aren’t they home resting? Skip the social and take care of yourself. There will always be more parties. Hmm….. Here’s to a dazzling week!

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Find an original piece of Puerto Vallarta J ust off the charming Basilio Badillo Street you’ll find the gallery of Kathleen Carrillo, Califonia native who calles Valalrta home each winter. Her gallery is well worth a visit to engage in some beautiful art, great conversation, a glass of wine, maybe even take something with you for back home or for your new space here in Puerto Vallarta. When we visited the gallery Kathleen shared with us some thoughts about her tropical life. She lives half of the year in San Diego where she works all summer in her studio on new works to bring back to the gallery in Puerto Vallarta. She shared that her new work “Celebrates The Colorful Magic Of Life” is reflective of Puerto Vallarta. “Well I have finally settled into my Puerto Vallarta life after working hard

creating new work in my California studio all summer.” “It is a struggle to make my initial re-entry as there is such a lot to do to prepare for the season and to make sure that the works of Colorful Magic I am creating have an honored place to share with all of you that visit the gallery.” “After all of the hustle and bustle, finally the magic of this amazing place kicks into high gear. I love my life in this lovely tropical paradise and my work is very influenced by the colors, the rhythms, the beautiful culture and the hustle and bustle of a sweet little Mexican life. The paintings that I create about this beloved town, come from my memories while I am in my California studio, and speak of balmy nights, energetic joy, dancing, and unleashed loving of places, sounds,

PV Romance, an original acrylic on canvas. PV Romance, is an original Acrylic on Canvas 36x48 and is still available, prints also available. smells, tastes, people and of course, romance! “As the weather begins to shift, life becomes nectar in this wonderland. I hope you take the time to stop by the gallery.” The gallery is open mornings and evenings as well as during the

Southside Shuffle. First Shuffle will be Friday, November 17 from 6-10 pm. Kathleen Carrillo Galleries is located on Constitucion just off of Basilio Badillo right next to Banderas Bay Trading Company in Old Town,

Puerto Vallarta. If you need directions on how to find the Kathleen Carrillo Gallery just call in Mexico +52 322 222 9879 or her San Diego number +1 858 261-8129 KathleenCarrilloGalleries.com

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Luau on the Beach to benefit PuRR Project

Benefit to support Pasitos de Luz

Intelligent Movement Forever Classes at Yoga Vallarta

oga Vallarta is offering an Intelligent Movement Forever specialty class starting November 14 from 1-2 pm. Yoga and Movement Coach Via Anderson will teach this class every Tuesday through the season. Does it hurt to move? Is the quality of your life curtailed by immobility and pain? Do you want to change that? This class will help you: Eliminate chronic pain naturally; stand and sit taller; increase mobility and body awareness, reduce the risk of falling; feel and look younger. What is Intelligent Movement? It is movement that is aware, aligned, and pure or becoming aware, aligned, and pure. Age is only a number and you can tame the pain when you learn how to move well. All experience levels and all ages are welcome. Join this class and be ready for some changes in the way you move and the way you feel! For more information, email yogawithvia@gmail.com or visit intelligentmovementforever.com.

o you enjoy great food, fantastic sunsets, first class entertainment and amazing art from a world class artist? Are you interested in helping children with disabilities? We have the perfect event for you! Join us at Casa Karma Boutique Hotel on Friday, December 8, 2017, from 6 to 10 pm for the Pasitos de Luz Illumination Dinner, Show and Art Auction. Watching the sun as it sets across the ocean from the amazing Casa Karma venue is always an exhilarating and special moment - and this fabulous event with a cause will make it even more enjoyable! Dinner will feature chefs from renowned restaurants Barrio Bistro and Tintoque who are collaborating to bring you the taste sensations in which they excel. The Show will feature world class talent Paul Fracassi, a former finalist on Canadian Idol,who will illuminate the evening! His brilliant tributes to legendary singers will help make the evening come alive. His feel-good renditions of artists such as Elvis, Frankie Valli, Frank Sinatra and many more are guaranteed to leave you wanting more. The Silent Art Auction will feature a large portfolio of paintings generously donated by a world-renowned artist Stan Olthuis. You can see some of his work at Stanol-

thuis.com. The art work is currently on display at Casa Connor, where you can also visit the children of Pasitos de Luz. More information about advance viewing and advance bidding will be available soon. All proceeds go to the Pasitos de Luz children at Casa Connor. Our mission is to enhance the quality and create lasting change in the lives of children with disabilities in Banderas Bay. Pasitos is a registered non-profit charity that provides a lifeline for more than 112 families with a goal of reaching 200 families by 2020. The children we serve come largely from impoverished families and suffer from acute physical and/or psychological illnesses. We offer a large range of services free of charge, including physical therapy, psychological care, nutrition and wellness, education programs and so much more. You can become a part of this by supporting our events. Join us at a Casa Karma on December 8th and wear something with white to support the Pasitos community of light. Tickets cost $1500 pesos and are available by contacting Barb at condo211(at)yahoo.ca, or visiting us at our table at the Olas Altas Farmers’ Market on November 18th and 25th. The Illumination Dinner, Show and Art Auction will provide you with an evening you won’t soon forget

n Friday, December 8 at 5:00 pm, Sea Monkey Restaurant on Playa Los Muertos will be hosting the Fifth Annual Luau on the Beach to benefit PuRR Project. Your ticket to this event includes a fabulous buffet dinner on the beach, two drink tickets, a 50/50 raffle and, new this year, a silent auction for some fabulous items. And, with a Polynesian dance performance by Academia Danza de Moorea, this year’s event promises to be PURR-fectly wonderful! Those of you who’ve attended this event before will remember the buffet tables groaning under platters of grilled pork, mashed potatoes and gravy, corn on the cob, baked beans, cole slaw, fresh fruit, and a special dessert.

Once again, all food and drink for this fun event will be generously donated by Troy Valens, the owner of Sea Monkey, so ALL proceeds will benefit the 180+ cats at the PuRR Project shelter. Tickets are only $400 pesos (about $20 USD) and are VERY limited, so don’t delay! They are available now at Sea Monkey, at the Purr Project adoption booth in front of Daiquiri Dick’s Restaurant on Saturday mornings, at Mail Boxes Etc. in Old Town, or by contacting Marilyn Khan at exkhan(at)usfamily.net. Sea Monkey Restaurant is located on Los Muertos Beach at Aquiles Serdan on the south side of Puerto Vallarta. Don’t miss out - get your tickets before they are gone!

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There are regular markets called ‘tianguis’ that occur in many neighbourhoods throughout the week. You can usually buy fruits and veggies, clothing, household items. The markets and events here represent local producers, artisans and entrepreneurs. Unless noted (*) most run from the first week of November through April. FRIDAY *Marsol Friday Market by the Pier - 9:30 am -1:30 pm Open every Friday all year located on Francisca Rodriguez street Sayulita Mercado del Pueblo - 9am -2 pm SATURDAY Olas Altas Farmer’s Market - 9:30 am - 2 pm at Lazaro Cardenas Park *Three Hens & a Rooster Market 9 am - 2 pm Every Saturday all year, locate at Venustiano Carranza 466 Los Mangos Market 9:30 am -2 pm - at 1001 Francisco Villa SUNDAY Huanacaxtle Farmer’s Market - 9am -3pm - Located at La Cruz Marina TUESDAY Riviera Market 9am - 2 pm Located in Nuevo Vallarta in the parking lot behind the Casino. WEDNESDAY Bucerias Forever Spring Market - 9am - 1pm - Across from Esquina 22 *Vallarta ArtWalk - 6 pm - 10 pm See their map for locations. Bohemio Artisans Co op - 625 Lazaro Cardenas, Old Town Wednesday Friday and Sunday 10 - 2 THURSDAY Bucerias ArtWalk - 7-9pm - along Lazaro Cardenas Marina Vallarta Night Market- 6 pm -10 pm - along the marina

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HIV-AIDS Community Center Announces Red Ribbon Gala

ETAC, Puerto Vallarta’s HIV-AIDS Community Center, has announced “Red Ribbon Gala—A World Without AIDS for our Children,” a fundraising event to take place at Casa Karma Boutique Resort on Thursday, December 7, from 6 to 10 pm. “We are truly grateful for Casa Karma owners Georgia and Gholi Darehshori for their enthusiasm in creating such a wonderful environment for organizations like ours to connect with our community and be able to fulfill our mission,” commented Paco Arjona, Executive Director for the organization. SETAC (www.setac.com.mx) is an organization devoted to reducing HIV and other sexually transmitted infections in Jalisco’s coastal region and Banderas Bay, through education and behavior modification that encourages responsible sexual health decisions. “While many people tend to associate sexually transmitted infections in general—and HIV in particular—with the gay community, the fact is that many women are also affected. Consequently, their newborns are at risk,” commented Arjona. “By raising much-needed funds, we will be able to continue to provide our community with a safe, comfortable environment, and take advantage of our services, which include HIV rapid testing and counseling.” Guests at the Red Ribbon Gala will enjoy a memorable oceanfront culinary experience thanks to the participation of several renowned local chefs, including Gerry Sandoval, Miguel Angel Caliz, and Bernard Güth from Trio and

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Vitea. In addition, a full evening of live entertainment will include The Voice alumna Hulda Hicks, the Argentinean duet Bohemia Viva, modern jazz singer-songwriter Spencer Day and singer-entertainer Amy Armstrong. The Gala will also feature a live auction of gifts sponsored by Casa Karma Boutique Resort, Garlands del Rio Bed & Breakfast, and The Westin Resort & Spa Puerto

Vallarta, among others. Tickets for “Red Ribbon Gala—A World Without AIDS for our Children” are $1,500 pesos per person. Sponsor Tables for ten guests each are $2,000 pesos per person, and include limousine transportation, courtesy of Riviera Limo. Tickets are available by calling (322) 224-1974. For more information, please email contacto@setac.com.mx.

Saturday November 25 Join Rev. Corina Scherer in a new group, based on the teachings of the Centers for Spiritual Living (formerly called Science of Mind) at the community centre on Isla Cuale. 12 to 1. Rev.CorinaScherer@gmail.com Saturday November 25 9th Riviera Nayarit Half Marathon 21K and 10K marathons in Nuevo Vallarta. mediomaratonrivieranayarit.com Saturday November 25 – 26 11th Punta Raza Shore Fishing Tournament The tournament is organized by the Tepic Shore Fishing

Club facebook.com/surffishing.tepic Thursday November 30 – Dec. 3 2nd Wixarika Expo 25 Wixarika groups offer hands-on workshops for embroidery, beadwork, painting and more, as well as the Indigenous Paradise and Culinary pavilions, and traditional meals from Nayarit. Thursday November 30 – Dec. 3 Punta Mita Gourmet & Golf Classic Join renowned wine experts, tequila experts, chefs at this three-day event at the St. Regis Punta Mita Resort and Four Seasons Resort.

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f you have an event you’d like to include here, please email editor@vallar tatr ibune.com. Non-profit/community events are listed free of charge. For a calendar of all events visit vallartatribune. com/eventos – Add events online at no cost. All events are emailed to our database. Friday November 24-25 San Blas Motomanía 3,000 bikers from 15 states parade down the main streets. The malecon in San Blas is the main gathering place for the activities, which include contests, live music and exhibits.

Paradise and Parenting

ave you ever attended school meetings or parenting workshops where you were asked about goals you have for your children? As in, what’s the endgame here, folks? What are we getting out of all these sleepless nights and drastically reduced economic circumstances? If it ever came around to me (and as an introvert I always prayed it wouldn’t) I would give the same answer as most people do, that my children are happy. I never put a lot of thought into it because i just wanted someone else to talk, but reflecting later, I quickly abandoned this idea for two major reasons: I am very often (sometimes without even trying) the reason my children become unhappy I would rather not raise sociopaths who put their happiness over basic human decency.This morning I was considering the way my husband and I parent our children. Although we’ve never made a physical list of our parenting goals, when I recalled any specific situaiton where we’ve had to guide our children through a problem, we’ve always used four basic tenets: Be kind, Be brave Be forgiving, Be smart. I remember this time I picked up my son from a birthday party. As I approached him, he locked eyes with me and stood up, muttered goodbye to the kids around him and rushed me away. I forced him back to say goodbye and thank you to the host, and although he managed to be friendly, I could tell it was costing him. We walked away and I waited for him to explain before unleashing the mama fury for his sullen attitude. It turns out there was a new kid at the party who had rubbed him the wrong way. Like, way wrong. This boy was visiting from the U.S. and was trying to make an impression, and so when my son told him he had to leave because his mom was here, he told him not to listen to that b-word (edited for newspaper-friendliness). Now I know that children all over the world are defensive about their mamas, but there’s something particular about insulting the mother of a man who has been raised by a Mexican papa. As in, you just don’t

do it unless you like the feel of cold steel in your hand at dawn while you are pacing off to ten. So my boy was downright mad, but didn’t make a scene because he didn’t want to embarrass me in front of everyone. It seems as though this same boy will be back for another visit and may actually move here. My son isn’t too excited and is basing this on his first impression of the kid. While my first instinct is maybe a little on the reactive side (I mean, dude, you don’t even KNOW me. I’m not saying you’re completely wrong, but REALLY), I know that I am not serving my child by telling him to judge everyone by the first impression. So we’ve talked about being kind. We don’t know his home situation or the way he’s been parented. Because we don’t know this child, we don’t know if he says impulsive things when he wants to fit in to a new group.We’ve discussed being brave. It’s commendable to want to defend someone you love. It’s also important that we speak up for ourselves and for others who need our help, but it takes courage. We worked our way through the concept of forgiveness - you only hurt your own soul when you hang on to old anger. Forgiving is very often more about your own health than about the person who hurt you. We finished it up with being smart. He may deserve a second chance, but you don’t need to go in with your heart exposed. If he insults the rest of your family, your intelligence and your personal appearance the next go ‘round, it’s ok, and probably a good idea, to walk away. It’s wonderful if your children are happy. For the most part, I am blessed with happy kids. But focusing on their happiness only ensures that they will continue to pursue it single-mindedly for the rest of their lives. And in this world, happiness is so fleeting that they are sure to be disappointed over and over again. Happiness is wonderful. I hope my children are happy. But what I hope even more is that they are kind, brave, forgiving and smart. When people are concerned about the happiness of others, they are much more likely to find it themselves.

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Vibes and Vices: El Soñador

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AJ Freeman is an adventurous spirit, serial friendmaker, and general enthusiast. He lives his everyday life hoping to demonstrate the nearly infinite potential for discovery and wonder on this small wet rock orbiting a dim yellow star in the backwoods of the Milky Way.

ou know, in my nearly two years loving life in the charmed coastal city known as Puerto Vallarta, I’ve learned that there’s a lot more to life in this town than sipping margaritas on the beach—not that that’s not a perfectly legitimate use of your day. Vallarta is home to countless ways to find a good time, and I consider myself an expert in that particular pursuit. With that in mind, “Vibes and Vices” seeks to highlight the area’s variety of surprising delights hiding in plain sight...if, of course, you can dig it. The Vibe: El Soñador is something of a United Nations for fun loving locals and their visiting

first giving the original ground floor friends, part of an unofficial loop space a welcome upgrade with of vibrant nightly haunts known to a roof terrace and second bar, alcohobbyists throughout Centro then reconfiguring it into an aligand beyond as ‘the rounds.” The nment that somehow works as a tipsily famidining area, live lial atmosEl Soñador is something of a music space phere at United Nations for fun loving and sports bar. Still, for the the bar is El a direct locals and their visiting friends. uninitiated Soñador can be product of its’ centralized location, stationed tricky to pick out of a lineup with on Ignatio Vallarta just two blocks so many nearby establishments past the Rio Cuale bridge, bringing also sweet-talking passerby with peoples together through mediums promises of open barstools and of international diplomacy such as freely flowing Corona. pool, mezcal, and NFL football. The bar known as “The Dreamer” in Spanish recently underwent a bit of a reimagining,

The Vices: I’d advise you not to make your pass by quite so brisk in the case of this place. Along with two fully stocked bars and an atmosphere ripe with the appealing possibilities one might expect on the typical weekend evening, El Soñador is also the domain of Igor, who turns out imaginative renditions of signature cuisines from around the world as part of a rotating menu...one might say it is where the dreams are made. This, friends, is not what comes to mind when “bar food” is the topic of conversation. Adjectives in the

family of “apricot-stuffed” and “soy marinated” make regular appearances on this curated menu, and they consistently deliver. Everything from dishes to dressings are made from scratch from his own recipes, giving these inspired offerings a flavor all their own. The man has such a mastery of his craft that I greedily devoured his coleslaw, a foodstuff that I have never willingly consumed. What can I say, I’m not a huge fan of the chunky mayonnaise smoothies commonly served north of the border.Of course, that was before Igor’s cooking made me question a lifetime of culinary bias. Apparently, that’s just what this kitchen magician has in mind with what he does: exposing an array of open-minded eaters to his take on cuisines from around the world. “It’s a hobby, cooking...I love it,” says the chef. “It’s not work at all, I love to see people enjoy my food.” With his rotation of gourmet selections as well as some comfort food options for diners craving their favorites, El Soñador and Chef Igor team up to create one of the most addictive experiences in town. The Verdict: For locals looking for a reliable place to catch familiar faces and Vallarta visitors seeking new experiences with a diverse and dynamic clientele, El Soñador is a nexus of nightlife that sparks with social electricity until 4am on the right Saturday night and also makes a great place to get your fill of football served alongside worldclass cuisine on a brilliant Sunday afternoon. Maybe I’ll catch you there.

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CORAZON THRIFT STORE Now open in Marina Vallarta in front of Hotel Melia on the malecon. Hours: Mon- Sat. 12-8pm Marina Las Palmas 1 local 8

BEACHFRONT FASHION SHOW Saturday, Nov 25, 2017 1:00pm El Dorado Beach Club Tickets $500 mx donation Available at Maracuya: maracuya.com

HUMANITARIAN TOUR & BRUNCH Every Tuesday at 10am Tour the home and enjoy a delicious brunch prepared by the Corazón Family. RSVP jean.jewell@hotmail.com

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HOA Embezzlement: Roberto Ortiz de Montellano Farias roberto@ortizdemontellano.com

Roberto Ortiz de Montellano is a Mexican-Licensed Attorney at Law with over twenty years of professional legal experience. He started his own practice in Puerto Vallarta two years ago. His areas of expertise focuses primarily on Real Estate Law, Business Law and Estate Planning. www. ortizdemontellano.com

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here is a famous saying that goes: “Trust everyone, but cut the cards”. In Mexico when it comes to money, distrust is part of our culture. This is because if we trust someone with our money and this person steals or misuses our money, it will be very hard to get that money back, even through legal means. For us, this distrust is just a way to protect our patrimony, especially if this patrimony is managed by someone else. Here in Puerto Vallarta, many homeowners’ associations manage a significant amount of money and it has been the case that due to the lack of supervision, some administrators have used for their own benefit the funds available in the HOA. There are several ways in which an administrator can profit from the funds and goods belonging to the

HOA. Some administrators use the staff, the goods and the premises of the HOA, as well as their working hours to provide property management services and rentals, or just for their own personal benefit (such as do renovations in their own home). In worse cases and because of the accessibility to all the funds available in the HOA (including the reserve fund), the administrator can be prone to dispose of these funds for his own personal benefit. So what can I do if the Administrator of my HOA is stealing money? Both the use of the HOA goods

and staff for personal benefit, as well as the embezzlement of funds, can be typified as a criminal offense under the Jalisco Criminal Code which establishes that a crime called “Fraudulent Administration” is committed when someone who has been delegated with the administration of goods and funds, uses them improperly or in a way different to the purpose of the entity that owns those goods and funds. Therefore, in case there is evidence of the misuse of goods and funds belonging to the HOA, criminal charges can be pressed against an administrator who is committing this criminal offense. And what if the Administrator of my HOA is the same developer? Some HOAs are still managed by the same developer who constructed the building some years ago. This can represent a serious situation because of the lack of transparency. In this case, both homeowners and board members have the legal right to obtain information from the Administrator regarding the financial situation of the HOA, even if this Administrator is the same developer. Criminal charges for Fraudulent Administration may also be filed in this case provided there is evidence of misuse of funds. Protecting the patrimony of an HOA from an untrustworthy administrator requires both preventive and corrective measures. Some administrators may think that they are untouchable, but they are not, and now you know there are legal ways to deal with this situation.

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entertainment

Nov. 23 - 29, 2017 www.vallartatribune.com

Comedy ‘Greater Tuna’ and American Idol Finalist David Hernandez Return to Vallarta at Incanto!

merican Idol finalist David Hernandez is a busy singer/songwriter with a voice like velvet. Whether rocking the house with pop hits, or singing tender ballads, his popularity continues to soar worldwide. He will be accompanied by Jean-Guy Comeau on piano performing

select dates until December 4 nightly at 9:30pm. Local thespian and founder of Indianapolis’ Theatre in the Square, Ron Spencer joins Incanto’s owner Tracy Parks who both will star in the reprise of the hit comedy ‘Greater Tuna’. Having experienced unparalleled success in

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past seasons in Puerto Vallarta and San Miguel de Allende, this first in a series of comedic plays by Jaston Williams, Joe Sears and Ed Howard is based upon the small fictional town of Tuna, Texas, full of eclectic characters who charm their way into the hearts of audiences. With over twenty characters played by just two actors with forty-two costume changes, it’s a wild, fun ride full of side-splitting comedy, directed this time by the award-winning Karen Baker. Performances begin Friday, Nov. 24 at 7pm. Ballet Folklorico Tradiciones returns for one show only, Saturday, Nov. 25 at 4pm. Both adults and children will perform traditional dances of Mexico. They recently returned from China, where they represented Mexico in an international dance festival, winning ‘Best Dance Group’ in their class. Soprano Vanessa Amaro returns to Incanto for ‘A Lyrical Night By The Rio’. A graduate of the National Conservatory of Music, Vanessa has won several awards including Best Performance at the Carlo Morelli National Singing Contest in Mexico City. She will be accompanied by Jean-Guy Comeau (Jay-Gee) on piano, Saturday, Nov. 25 at 7pm. PechaKucha Night Vol. 3 will be

held on Monday, Nov. 27 at 7pm. Originating in Japan, and also known as “20X20”, it is a night of powerful, concise talks presented by local creatives and innovative thinkers, who will present a short discussion on their selected topic. Hosted by presenter Paco Ojeda. More information is available here: www.pechakucha.org/cities/ puerto-vallarta. Incanto offers Thanksgiving Dinner in three seatings at 5, 7 & 9pm on Nov. 23. Refer to their website for more information and

reservations. Jean-Guy Comeau plays piano for Happy Hour on Mondays and Thursdays 5-7pm. Joby Hernandez plays guitar on Mondays at 7:30pm and on Wednesdays at 5pm featuring Latin and pop favorites in English and Spanish. Latcho & Andrea: The Blond Gypsies play gypsy/ flamenco on most Tuesdays at 7pm. Sylvie & Jorge play pop/ classic rock on Tuesdays at 8pm in the piano bar. Tongo plays Latin/ Cuban rhythms Wednesdays at 7:30. Bohemia Viva plays Wednesdays at 6:30pm. Open Mic is on Thursdays at 7pm co-hosted by Tracy Parks and Chris Kenny. Singer/songwriter Spencer Day plays through Dec. 14. ‘The Joanie Show’ starring Joan Houston with Bob Bruneau plays on Fridays at 5pm, followed by singer/guitarist Gabriel Reyes at 7pm. Bingo with Pearl is on Saturdays at 5pm. Chris Kenny plays on Saturdays at 8pm, followed by Gabriel Reyes at 10pm. Pearl’s Gurlz Drag Revue plays on select Saturdays at 9:30pm. Pianist Dennis Crow plays on Sundays and Tuesdays starting at 5pm. The Red Suitcases band plays on Sundays at 7:30 with Salsa dancing/lessons at 8pm on the upper terrace. Tickets are available at www. IncantoVallarta.com with no online fees. Box Office hours are 9 AM to 11:30 PM daily. Casual dining is always available with Salvatore playing piano mornings starting at 10am. Happy Hour 2-6pm. Incanto is located at Insurgentes 109 (at the Rio Cuale). Call 322 223 9756 for reservations.

19 By Debbie White una Lounge is back with an exciting new season of top quality entertainment and delicious food! Hugh and Simon along with their superb staff are looking forward to serving you with their incredible four-course dinners, and musical tribute shows that follow! Bringing in world-class entertainment, Luna Lounge Bucerias has perfected the dinner/show experience. The result is sold out dinner/shows and audiences that return night after night to Bucerias’ best venue! This season’s lineup is truly impressive, with many popular shows returning along with exciting new musical acts. There’s a pleasing blend of our favorite entertainment along with the best new talent! The Crazy Bitches are back each Tuesday starting November 14, and you’d better get your tickets soon because they’re already selling out. Join the fun on Tuesday nights at 7pm for a scrumptious dinner of barbecue chicken, steak and ribs along with salads and all the trimmings. The Crazy Bitches Drag Show, starring Miss Diva Divine and the gals, will entertain you with outrageous musical paro-

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Luna Lounge Bucerias Offers Fabulous New Shows and Some Popular Favorites dies. With fantastic costumes, raunchy lyrics and outstanding fun, the audience just can’t get enough of The Dirty Bitches. Starting in January, the show will also be featured on Wednesday nights. Luna Lounge Bucerias launches their series of musical tribute shows starting in November. Musical tribute shows bring us the songs of our lives, made famous by major artists throughout the years! On Sunday, November 26, Luna Lounge is delighted to introduce Matt Cage to the Rivera Nayarit performing his incredible tribute show, “Elvis-The Early Years.” His wonderful costumes, hairstyle, and facial expressions make this a show to remember! Dinner starts at 6:30 pm, followed by the award-winning, Matt Cage as Elvis. Next up, on Thursday, November 30 is “California Sun: The Hits of the Beach Boys and Friends,” with Guy Schyer and Jamie Shear singing all the memorable “Surf Music” of the 60’s. “The

Rod Stewart Show, Forever Young,” featuring Doug Varty will excite the audience on Sunday, December 3. As an extraordinarily talented musician and entertainer, Doug always puts on an entertaining show! Back by popular demand, “Believe, The Cher Show” returns on Thursday, December 7 starring Kara Chandler. With hits like “Dark Lady,” “Believe” and “Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves” and Kara’s uncanny resemblance to the famous star you won’t want to miss this show! On Sunday, December 10, Jeff Scott presents “The Spirit of Buddy Holly.” This show is pure rock n’ roll, straight from the 50s with the oldies expertly performed! “Piano Man” featuring the music of Billy Joel debuts at Luna Lounge on Thursday, Dec 14. Jeff Brewer has portrayed Billy Joel for over 20 years and personifies the man and the music! On Sunday, Dec 17, Joe Passion presents “The Crooners: Barry Manilow and Tony Bennet.”

With songs like, “Mandy,” “Copacabana” and the Bennet favorite, “I Left My Heart in San Francisco,” this show will be a hit. Joe returns the next evening on Monday, December 18, with “The Rockers: John Lennon and Dion.” Join Luna Lounge on Thursday, December 21 for a “50s Rock’ N’ Roll Party” featuring Billy C. King of rock’ n’ roll guitar fame. The dance floor will be hopping with the hits of Chuck Berry, Little Richard and more!! Celebrate the holidays with a special tribute show, on December 24 and 25. Enjoy a traditional Christmas dinner followed by the music of Don Henley and The Eagles Tribute starring Robert Killian. On Thursday, December 28, Samira is “Truly Tina,” as she returns to Luna Lounge with her fabulous tribute to Tina Turner. With the look, the voice and all the moves, she is fantastic! And to bring in the New Year, Luna Lounge welcomes back Brian Neale with “A Tribute to Jimmy

Buffet.” We loved this show last season and with songs like “Cheeseburger in Paradise” and “Margaritaville,” you’ll be rocking in the New Year. Upcoming shows in the New Year will be: Jim Morrison Tribute, Jan 4; Best of Adele, Jan 7; Roy Orbison Tribute, Jan 11 & 12; The Everly Brother’s Tribute, Jan 14; John Fogerty Tribute, Jan 18; Brittany Kingery, Jan 20; Music of Queen Tribute, Jan 21; Whitney Houston Tribute, Jan 25; Amy Armstrong, Jan 27; Elton John Tribute, Jan 28; Amberly Beatty 50s & 60s Dance Party, Feb 1; Jackie Bristow, Feb 3; Neil Diamond Tribute, Feb 4; Paul McCartney Tribute, Feb 8; Johnny Cash Tribute, Feb 11; Blues Brother’s Tribute, Feb 15; Celine Dion Tribute, Feb 18; Eric Clapton Tribute, Feb 22; Miss Conception, March 3 and Amberly Beatty as Patsy Cline, March 4. Due to the popularity of the Dinner/Shows, it’s recommended that you book early. Go to www. lunaloungebucerias.com for information about tickets. Join the North Shore’s premier entertainment venue for a season of superb food and entertainment!

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Nov. 23 - 29, 2017 www.vallartatribune.com

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Cat Morgan is owner of RivieraNayaritFun. com and also NewEnergyConsciousness. com If you have any questions, comments or Riviera Nayarit news please contact her at Cat@CatMorgan.me

Leigh Thelmadatter is a profesor at Tec de Monterrey, Mexico City, Wikipedian, and semi-professional researcher on Mexican handcrafts and folk arts. She has a blog called Creative Hands of Mexico and is working on a book on Mexican paper maché.

Growing pains at the Feria de Maestros

ne of Creative Hand’s first blog posts when we started two years ago covered the Feria de Maestros. This is a special handcraft fair in no small part because it sponsors participating artisans, paying their way to the expat enclave of Lake Chapala, Jalisco and even housing them in local homes. While there are government and other programs that sponsor artisan participation in national and international handcraft events, the Feria de Maestros is unique in that it is completely private. We went back to visit the 2017 version to see how the fair is holding up. While the basic premise is the same, there have been some changes and challenges. The first and perhaps most obvious, superficial change is that there are more vendors than there were in 2015, for better or worse. Of course it is always better to give more of Mexico’s fine craftspeople the opportunity to sell to customers who truly appreciate fine work (and not to mention have the money to spend on it). The growth has been despite founder Marianne Carlson’s original idea of keeping it small and local. However, there seems to be strong pressure to expand the Feria, both because of the larger crowds of shoppers (1400 on the first day alone in 2017) and types. Because the organization behind the Feria has done great work in discovering new and varied talent, the Feria is now attracting major collectors, wholesalers and cultural experts from the US who buy out the best of the best of the merchandise on the first day. A number of artisans sell 90% and even sell out in the first eight hours. One reason, according to Feria

president Antje Zaldivar, is that new vendors severely underestimate how much they will sell, despite all efforts to convince them to bring as much as possible. There is no doubt that the Feria could double and perhaps triple the number of vendors and still allow all participants to sell more than they might at any event of its kind. But to do so would mean redefining the Feria. Carlson’s original idea was to give artisans a chance to sell to the Chapala expat community and allow the two groups of people to interact with each other. Central to this idea is having artisans housed in local homes. This does keep expenses down, but its main purpose was to give people from very different life situations a chance to get to know each other. However, this arrangement and the space of the Chapala Yacht Club limits the number of vendors the Feria can accommodate. While the Feria has always supported a number of other civic initiatives in the Chapala area, the cultural and educational aspects

of the event have also increased. There is still the fashion show to demonstrate rebozos and other traditional garments, but this year there was also a booth selling local children’s art, an art contest for children using recycled materials and various video and live presentations about selected artisans and their work. The growth of the Feria not only because of the increase in shoppers, but of sponsors as well. Los Amigos de Arte Popular has been until recently the Feria’s major donor by far, footing most of the bill for the busses that bring artisans from major areas in Chiapas, Oaxaca and Michoacán. But other organizations, including those in Jalisco state, and the National Ceramics School have also begun to support the Feria. The Feria has also become successful enough to attract support from businesses such as national cable company Megacable as well as several major firms in Guadalajara. It is also important to note that there has been a shift in how the Feria is managed. Back in 2015, organizational activity still centered around Marianne Carlson, who told us than that she and others were working to bring in new blood, in

particular the support of Mexican fans of Mexican handcrafts. These efforts have borne fruit. While most of the volunteers and board members are still foreign expats, there are now three Mexicans on the board of directors, including president Antje Zaldivar. This Mexican inclusion is important because it allows the Feria to have connections they probably could never have had otherwise. The growth of the Feria, both in size and popularity, is satisfying to the board of directors, but it does bring the event to a crossroads. It is obvious that events of this type are extremely important in connecting buyers and others to true Mexican craftspeople. The pressure to grow is enormous, and although Zaldivar indicated a desire to scale back to accommodate the event as it has been traditionally held, this may not be possible in the long run. The next few years will be important ones for this unique and important showcase of Mexican culture. Feria de Maestros is held each year in November in the town of Chapala on Lake Chapala, south of Guadalajara. The Feria website has excellent information on the presenting artisans – www.mexicoartshow.com

ey Everybody! The Best of the Banderas Bay and Riviera Nayarit Annual Choice Awards voting began last Thursday. It’s a great contest where anyone can vote online for their favorites in over 200 categories. The contest will be running for the next seven weeks. Businesses are donating gift certificates which will be awarded at the end of the contest to the folks that vote online for their favorites, so get voting! Simply go to our website at https://www.vallartatribune.com/ and click on the Annual Readers Choice Awards graphic on the top or right. Gift certificates include Black Forest Restaurant, Chica Locca, Esquina 22 Restaurant and Lounge, Encore, Luna Lounge and SOLutions Mexico, Mare Nostrom Restaurant & Bar just to name a few. From this contest the Vallarta Tribune is creating a new Guide Book called, “The Best of the Banderas Bay and Riviera Nayarit Guide” filled with information about our beautiful Banderas Bay and Riviera Nayarit area and the best businesses here. Copies to be distributed throughout the Banderas Bay and Riviera Nayarit. The 5 top winners in each category will be listed in the guide as the “Best Of”. Unfortunately, I am not allowed to vote or be gifted any of the gift certificates! But, I can still give a shout out to one of my fa-

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vorite beach restaurant and beach; Nahui Beach!! This is one of my favorite local beaches and is where I go locally to enjoy “me time” with its long stretch of very flat beach, and the terrific food and service at Nahui Beach Restaurant. When I go out to eat I like to try the Huanchando, which is a whole Red Snapper; one of my very favorite dishes here in Mexico. I have to say that Nahui Beach Restaurant did not let me down! Fresh as fresh can get; this good sized Red Snapper was cooked perfectly! The service is always terrific and attentive, and I really relish the showers after a lovely swim in the ocean. In case you’re wondering where Nahui Beach is, head north towards La Cruz de Huanacaxtle and continue onto the new Punta de Mita Hwy. There is clear signage

for Nahui Beach. When you get to the end of the new paved exit, keep going on the dirt road about 300 yards and cross the old hwy. I guess they just could not pave that extra 300 yards! They also have several guards in the parking lot watching over the cars. It does not hurt their feelings to toss a tip their way when you exit. Unlike the old parking lot entrance, it’s an easy walk from the parking lot to the playa. Well, there is my vote for at least one or two categories!! HELPING KIDS WITH CANCER: Pam Thompson is helping to restock the pantry for the kids with cancer. These are very poor families. Parents should ever have to worry about feeding a child, much less one that is fighting for their life. We are asking that when you go to the store pick up one extra item, rice, beans, box milk, canned tuna, pasta etc. Drop off points are Jody’s Bucerias across from Luna Lounge and the Bucerias Art Walk Plaza. Thanks to all who support this! Something New in the Bucerias Neighborhood - I was over at Gecko Rent a Car getting my Jeep repaired the other day, and the jeep really needed cleaning AND I was hungry! Lalo mentioned Café Go-Zen, located right next to the Car Wash in Bucerias on Agustín Melgar #6. I had a green smoothie and vegetarian sandwich that was delicious, and nutritious! And, got the car washed while I chowed down. The car wash did an excellent job as well; perfecto! Thanks for tuning in this week. If you have an interest in an advert in the Best of the Banderas Bay and Riviera Nayarit Guide please contact me at CatPVTribune@ Gmail.com . I’m happy to send all of the information your way, or set up a meeting. Wishing all of my American amigos out there a wonderful Thanksgiving this Thursday…It’s good for our soul to be grateful! AHO!

Nov. 23 - 29, 2017 www.vallartatribune.com

Busing Banderas Bay Bruce Howells

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Bruce is a retired Canadian, who along with his wife Velma, took a “mulligan” on life and escaped the cold of Canada and settled in the Vallarta area. Fulfilling a retirement dream of not driving anymore, Bruce will use public transportation to tour the bay and tell his tales here. Tips and itineraries welcome. Email: busbanderasbay@gmail.com Destination: Puerto Vallarta to La Cruz de Huanacaxtle Attractions: - World class marina (340+ slips) Sailing community, fishing, rentals, lessons, charters, tours Malecon around the marina and market Town square with charm and authenticity, Public Pickelball club Sunday Market; unique local crafts, food Daily fresh seafood market and restaurants - Nightly music scene, restaurants, bars The Experience: A world-class marina with a multitude of boats to gaze at, a daily fish market, vendor markets, and live music, there is no shortage of activities in the bustling town of La Cruz. Departing from PV, board at the Walmart across from the cruise ship terminal or along the lateral across from the Coppel store; Read the windows and flag the bus down. You require a bus with “Punta de Mita” or “Mita” on the front window; they usually are “ATM” buses. You may see “Cruz” or a “+” on the window as well. DO NOT BOARD a bus with “Sayulita” on it! Take time to enjoy the scenery and a slice of Mexican life you don’t see at resorts. Hungry or thirsty, here is a chance to satisfy your cravings and help a Mexican entrepreneur without leaving your seat. Buy something from them; tip the guitar player or singer. Carry small bills and change. Never stop gazing out the windows as you speed along the

laterals! I recently spied a pizza place that has Chicago Deep Dish pizza. So few places with thick crust pizza; will be checking this out soon. Heading out of Bucerias, you are briefly on a divided highway when suddenly there is a cutoff to the right, and without changing gears or speed you are in a curve, heading up a hill over the Sayulita highway. On the left is a Mexican Technology school. Busses can get very busy with students at times, providing an insight that students everywhere are rambunctious and fun to observe. Also a couple of notable speed bumps to be wary of. You are getting close when you notice an OXXO on the left followed immediately by one on the right. Destination 1: La Cruz Sunday Market, Daily Fish Market The bus enters the lateral; disembark at the first intersection, which has signs for the Markets. Ask the driver where to get off. Safely cross the highway (no lights) and head off down the road for a 20 minute stroll. Follow the road around the bend and turn right

down the hill. The Sunday market encompasses the daily fish market, as well as restaurants, vendors with unique products, produce, flowers and a foodie area on the point, selling a multitude of gourmet, fresh cooked foods. You can “experience” food throughout the market. Be sure to bring your appetite - if you didn’t ruin it by eating on the bus! Navigate the malecon past the fish market, past the boat launch to the marina entrance where you can continue on the malecon to the boat docks and clubhouse or turn right past the Pickelball courts and visit the town square. Destination 2: Town Square, Entrance to Marina Remain on the bus until you come to the only traffic lights in town and the sign for La Cruz. Safely cross the highway, down the street and past the traffic circle with the cross made from the Huanacaxtle tree. And surprise, there is no OXXO in town, but a Kiosko! Excellent restaurants on your journey to the town square, roadside taco stands, Vegan ice cream, plus a sliver of Mexican life. Entering the marina, follow the malecon to the right, past the tour boat loading area to the Yacht clubhouse where there are several outstanding restaurants. Head left on the malecon and you end up at the boat launch, fish market and Sunday market. Heading home is easy. With the ocean at your back, head up to the lateral and flag a bus or a collectivo that says “Vallarta” on it. DO NOT BOARD a San Juan collectivo. An excellent day trip and there is no need to drive! For additional details, photos and tips, view the online article at www.vallartatribune.com/author/ bruce-howells/

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Mind Body

Wellness

Sarah Johanna

sjnorton31@gmail.com Sarah Johanna is a freelance writer and researcher. At the beginning of 2017, she left her typical New York City life to travel and gain insight into how we relate to the natural world. Sarah manages Haus of Healing, a travel and lifestyle blog focused on exploring the themes of nature and mysticism in connection to health and wellness.

Everything Has Life and Other Lessons from Hiking Monkey Mountain

t the end of October, my boyfriend and I, a guide he hired as a surprise for my birthday, and another friend of ours, hiked to the top of Monkey Mountain. We knew that as we made our way to the summit the guide would be talking to us about the jungle and the history of the land but what we ended up with was a unique experience straight out of a National Geographic show. Around eight in the morning the three of us met Chilly Willy near the main plaza in Sayulita. We piled into

a jungle buggy that took us through washed out roads to the base of the hill. Monkey Mountain is the highest point in the bay, just south of Sayulita, and consists of a relatively steep hike up the cliff side ending in a 360-degree view. The half-day hike is an intense workout even for the seasoned hiker and will give you a heavy dose of interaction with nature and the jungle countryside. As someone who is a fan of fitness with a strong mental connection to the natural world, this hike was one of the best workouts I have ever had.

Chilly Willy led our group and provided his knowledge of the local flora and fauna

To the east there is jungle for as far as you can see We began our journey on a narrow path until we made our way around a fenced off property near

the trailhead. I use trailhead very lightly here because the path to the top is hard to follow and practically impossible to find without a guide. Almost immediately, we stopped to receive our first lesson from Chilly. He pointed to some twig-like branches on a tree to our left. Breaking it off, he made each of us smell it so we could recognize the familiar scent of skunk. That stench is the natural odor of this particular plant, which can be ground down to a powder and used for indigestion and other stomach problems. Continuing up the path, we began to breath heavier. There were several points where it was necessary to use a rope that had been tied to a tree further up for steeper stretches. We held on and pulled ourselves up. Not long after our lesson with the skunk plant, we stopped to watch Chilly crack open a nut that had fallen from a palm tree. Though it looked like a gemstone inside, it was essentially a hardened rock of coconut oil. Chilly told us how this particular seed is used to make

a variety of products and then instructed us to eat a small piece of it. This was the first of several items that Chilly foraged for us to eat. We even collected a few fresh limes, and another more fruit filled palm tree seed, to consume along the way. While we walked, Chilly pointed out bugs or markings on the rocks. He told us interesting antidotes or showed us how certain things, like giant oyster fossils, were symbolic of the underwater world that used to be where palm trees sprout today. The jungle was only showing us a small amount of the life it holds. We talked about the potential jaguar sightings, and how the wildlife that was hidden among the trees was likely watching our movements. I looked around at all the green and resisted touching each plant. Chilly had already warned us about several harmless looking shrubs that could actually cause painful skin irritations. We stopped several times more to talk about plants and bugs and their healing or harmful properties. Avoiding the line of soldier ants, we walked over to a plant that had small twigs covered in narrow green leaves like legs coming off of a centipede. Chilly reminded us that everything is living and breathing, even the plants contained active life. He proved this by touching one of the spines of the branches. We watched each leaf slowly closed in on itself creating a pocket rather than splaying out flat soaking up the sun. I was mesmerized and made him repeat this trick so I could catch it on camera. When we got to the top it was so very worth it. You could see the birds flying at eye level, swarms of dragonflies buzzing around and the plant life was still thick. There was a distinct point made up of several boulders clustered together and from the top you could see a huge stretch of beach, the point of Punta de Mita, and jungle for miles. This hike is certainly a challenge. However, it will give you a great workout and can help you reconnect with nature. Just be sure to hire a guide or go with someone who knows where they are headed.

From the top of Monkey Mountain looking south you can see the mouth of the Bahia de Banderas at Punta de Mita

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Nov. 23 - 29, 2017 www.vallartatribune.com

Don Rickles Comedian, Actor By Fred Jacobs

D Friendliest Church In Town

riendliest Church in Town announces its first service of this season, Sunday, Nov. 26, 2017, 10:00 a.m. The Rector, the Rev. John Wehrs, Sr., affectionately called “Fr. Jack”, and his wife, Shirley, sailed to Puerto Vallarta seventeen years ago for a one year’s sabbatical. Asked by friends, Fr. Jack started holding services aboard his sailboat at various anchorages as they made their way from P.V. to Zihuatanejo and back. They conducted several Easter services in Barra de Navidad at the Grand Hotel marina, with hundreds of people attending. After buying a condo in P.V., services were held in his patio and the group grew rapidly. It became obvious that a worship space was necessary. Ten years ago the present location at 7936 Blvd. Fco. Medina Ascencio, across the street from the airport, and next to Sixt Car Rental was purchased and remodeled into a palapa worship space. Over the years a chapel was built with A/C and an apartment on the third floor to house visiting priests. Known in the area as “The Friendliest Church in Town” the congregation continues to grow. Its Outreach Program includes helping several schools near the church, including stocking their library, and helping to build improvements. Personal hygiene products are taken to the women’s prison, they

are taught to use a sewing machine, and when released are given a sewing machine to start their own small business. The church has volunteers teaching English to the schools, provides shawls and blankets made by parishes in the US and Canada for the elderly and babies, provide layettes for the newborn at the Regional Hospital, US parishes have donated wheelchairs and walkers which are loaned out. Donations can also be made to Mexico, Ministries & Mission, Inc., a California 501 C (3) tax deductible charity. Fr. Jack states that the mission of the church is to help people develop a closer relationship with Jesus Christ. “We follow traditional, conservative Anglican theology, “he says. The excitement of having so many people from all over the world from different faith traditions makes every Sunday vibrant. Come see for yourself each Sunday at 10:00 a.m., casual dress. Many parishioners have extended their original two week vacation to many months as they make new friends, get involved in the community, and make a difference in peoples’ lives. Join us December 24, 5:00 p.m., Christmas Eve, for carols, Holy Communion, and a party following to celebrate Christ’s birth! Bring your friends. Contact Fr. Jack jackandshirley1@att.net 044 322 229-1129 619 300-7377

on Rickles was born to Jewish parents in Queens, New York, on May 8, 1926. His school years were average, and after graduating from High School, Don enlisted in the United States Navy and served during World War II. After being honorably discharged in 1946, Don decided to try his hand at acting. He enrolled at the American Academy of Dramatic Arts, which was the starting point for some very notable actors of the 20th Century, such as Grace Kelly, Jason Robards, Kirk Douglas, Robert Redford and Edward G. Robinson. Don soon got some bit parts on TV shows in the early 1950s, but in general, he was frustrated by a lack of acting work. Don had been keeping his fellow shipmates laughing while at sea, so he began performing in comedy clubs in New York, Miami, and Los Angeles. He became known as an insult comedian when he responded to his hecklers in the audience. The crowds enjoyed these insults more than his prepared material, so Don began incorporating them into his act. While working in a nightclub in Miami Beach, early in his career, Don spotted Frank Sinatra and found the courage to go up and talk to him. Don reportedly told Frank “I just saw your movie The Pride and the Passion and I want to tell you, the cannon’s acting was great.” Don then told Frank to “Make yourself at home, Frank. Hit somebody!” That chance meeting led to a lifelong friendship and a pathway for Don to make it big. In 1958, Don made his film debut in a dramatic part in “Run Silent, Run Deep” starring Clark Gable and Burt Lancaster. But Don

always gravitated back to comedy, and throughout the 1960s he often appeared on TV. Don became a frequent guest and guest host, appearing more than 100 times on “The Tonight Show” during the Carson years. Don also made frequent appearances on “The Dean Martin Show” and became a fixture on “The Dean Martin Celebrity Roast” specials. He was given a chance at his own series several times, but they would only last for 1 or 2 seasons. It seemed audiences loved seeing Don occasionally, but weekly was another story. Don was not worried, as he had Vegas, where his shows were always sold out months in advance, for most of the 1980s. In 1985, when Frank Sinatra was asked to perform at Ronald Reagan’s Second Inaugural Ball, Frank insisted that Don be allowed to perform and do it unrehearsed. Don reportedly considered this a huge honor and to be the performance highlight of his career. Don portrayed the character Billy Sherbert in the 1995 Scor-

sese drama film, “Casino,” starring Robert De Niro, Sharon Stone, and Joe Pesci. It would be one of his last dramatic roles on the big screen, but it was a memorable one. Don continued to TV guest appearances for the next 20 years. Even up until the very end, he would appear on the Late Night TV talk show circuit. With the political correctness sweeping over the land, many saw Don’s humor as offensive. But Don always said, he’s not prejudiced or racist against any group and makes fun of everyone, poking fun at people of all ethnicities and walks of life. In his personal life, Don married at the age of 38, to the love of his life…Barbra and had two children together. They were married for 52 years up until Don’s passing on April 6th of this year. Don was 90 years old and feisty up until the end. They didn’t call him “The Merchant of Venom” and “Mr. Warmth” for nothing. Thanks for the laughs Don. Fred Jacobs is a full-time resident of Puerto Vallarta and the author of three books.

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SPCA of Puerto Vallarta By Janice Gonzalez

e want to welcome back to Puerto Vallarta all our dear friends and supporters. We are looking forward to a wonderful new season. We have begun scheduling our weekly tours to the sanctuary on Tuesdays and Thursdays. If you have your own transportation, please let us know. To reserve a spot on a tour, contact us at spcapv@gmail.com. We appreciate any donations you can bring for our rescues and please feel free to bring treats for sanctuary staff as they truly appreciate it. Those items we ALWAYS need include: collars and leashes; toys and more toys! both stuffed and hard plastic (no soft plastic as they can chew off pieces and swallow); large towels; blankets; sweaters and coats. Our rescues are now fed a total raw diet so please refrain from bringing any dog food or treats. Thanks in advance! And, we are actively recruiting volunteers in two specific areas. First, we need some personnel to help us staff the weekly tours

out to the sanctuary. Many visitors to Vallarta are quite interested in spending time at the sanctuary and we encourage visitors. This would enable you to make some new friends while you have fun with the rescues awaiting their

We appreciate any donations you can bring for our rescues and please feel free to bring treats for sanctuary staff as they truly appreciate it. forever homes. You must have your own car for transportation. Second, there are several “markets” that are held around town during the high season. We have had much success in previous years and would like to continue our involvement. These markets are a wonderful way to meet more members of your community as well as give a lending hand to our rescue organization. If you would be interested in volunteering some of your time or

want more details, please contact us at spcapv@gmail.com. The SPCAPV has started a new opportunity for businesses to contribute and become sponsors. We thank all our sponsors who are dedicated to making a difference. If you are interested in helping, write to clare23leach@gmail.com to join us. To see our animals available for adoption, visit our Facebook page at www.facebook. com/spcapv. Go to Photos where you will also find individual albums for all the animals available as well as a bit of their history. Please be aware that our adoption fee within Mexico is $1,500 pesos. To make donations via PayPal, select the “Donate” option on our Facebook page www.facebook. com/spcapv or on our website at http://spcapv.com/donate/. You can drop off any donations for the SPCA at Hacienda San Angel located at Calle Miramar 336, above Our Lady of Guadalupe Church in El Centro. Get involved…rescue, adopt, foster, volunteer, donate or educate. You can learn more about the SPCA Puerto Vallarta by checking us out at www.spcapv. com/home or on Facebook.

ALL ARE WELCOME

Nov. 23 - 29, 2017 www.vallartatribune.com

Adorable Dog In The Spotlight... BOOMER by Janice Gonzalez

oomer is a sweet boy rescued from a horrible situation. He is a Staffordshire Terrier mix about 2.5 years old and weighing a bit less than 73 pounds. He loves his people and gets all puppy-like when he is being cuddled. Boomer can also be quite protective of his humans so needs an experienced

owner. He is very obedient and responsive to corrections. Boomer is not a fan of long walks but prefers car rides or leisurely strolls! He is okay with other dogs as long as they are not alpha. Boomer is not good with cats, however. Now ready for his forever home, contact us at spcapv@gmail.com for an application to adopt Boomer if you think he would be the right dog for you.

Where Is This?

Christ Church by the Sea

Anglican / Episcopal Tradition Established in 1992

English Services with Communion Sundays 10 a.m.

Celebrants The Rev. Michael Schirmacher ~ The Rev. Canon Bob Webster

Worship with us in our new location Plaza Genovesa - Center Courtyard Palapa Avenue Francisco Medina Ascensio 2015 Email mypvchurch@gmail.com

by Sandra Cesca

his mélange wheel is a critical step in turning the chocolate liquor made from cacao beans into the smooth liquid chocolate used to produce all types of products from bars to truffles to dipped chocolates. See and taste on our new Chocolate Walk! Find out on a guided walk around historic Vallarta with Puerto Vallarta Walking Tours.

Stroll the cobblestone streets, typical of Spanish Colonial architecture, while absorbing the sights, smells and sounds of daily life. Visit markets, historic buildings, and workshops. Get immersed in the culture while exploring areas you might not find on your own. www.puer tovallar tawalkingtours.com

VALLARTA SHOPPING AND SERVICES

Marsol Friday Market by the Pier and Three Hens & A Rooster Market on Saturday

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bazaar Tuesday, NOVEMBER 28, 10 am to 2 pm Furniture, HOME ITEMS, clothes and more

Marsol Friday Market by the Pier and Three Hens & A Rooster Market on Saturday Hand-made Mexican Tiles, Talavera, Saltillo, Mosaico

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Marsol Friday Market by the Pier

ocated by one of Vallarta’s most spectacular landmarks, the Marsol Friday Market is teeming with interesting artists and delicious food to eat while you shop or to take home. Don’t miss our outdoor Food Court! Silver jewelry, leather bracelets and extraordinary amber pieces including some necklaces made from shards and leftovers from the cutting, shaping and polishing processes. They look nothing at all like amber and are exquisitely unique and lovely. Check them out! Wall hangings made out of tree bark? Yes! This ancient Mexican art is alive and well in the Marsol Market. The difficulty will be in choosing which piece. Beautiful! Juan Manuel continues to turn out various sizes of animals, birds and lizards made with wire and carefully selected stones. His ‘other worldly’ pieces are fun and

Three Hens & A Rooster Market some downright strange. A newcomer to our Market is Hilary who creates intricate chain stitch embroidery. These patches can go on any piece of clothing however, you will find them

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so lovely you may end up framing them; consider a series decorating a wall in your home. Tuesday, November 28th is our fabulous monthly BAZAAR! From 10 am to 2 pm, browse through furniture, housewares, clothes and much, much more. The Marsol Friday Market by the Pier is open from 9:30 am to 1:30 pm. Vote here! www.vallartatribune.com/best-vallarta

hristmas is in a month! If you’ll be flying away from Vallarta for the holidays, consider buying some small(ish), handmade and unique gifts at Three Hens. Our Market is alive with talented artists and you will find suitcase-sized, affordable and one-of-a-kind items. Lisa Love is a master in so many artistic fields: she is a writer of two books, an expert painter on tile, she creates lovely wall hangings made of patchwork and she also has some antiques, many from her original home, Finland. A newcomer to Vallarta and Three Hens is Lynn. She creates the most unusual scarves: she is a photographer (one of her many talents) and puts her best shots on

silk to adorn your shoulders. They are truly lovely. She, too, is an author and is teaching writing classes to groups of women. Lynn is also a healer so do plan to spend some time talking with her! Cotton cooling ties, herbal products to keep you vibrant and beautiful, embroidered clothes, handmade blue jean jackets, honey, sausages, aprons, shoes and handbags, paintings, parota wood furniture, great organic coffee, fried chicken and pastries straight from heaven! Three Hens & A Rooster Market is open Saturdays from 9 am to 2 pm at Venustiano Carranza 466 in Old Town Vallarta. Choose your favourites! www.vallartatribune.com/best-vallarta-2018

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Nov. 23 - 29, 2017 www.vallartatribune.com

“These shoes were made for walking” By John Warren

f, when you woke up this morning, some mysterious virus had eaten all of the shoes in your house how would you get to work, to the beach or how would your kids get to school? There are over 300,000 children in the world that face that problem. They have no shoes. No shoes, means no protection from sharp rocks, broken glass, parasites and filth on the streets which leads to sickness and the inability to attend school. To be a healthy human being everyone needs a pair of shoes and the shoes must fit properly, otherwise feet become gnarled and painful. There’s a company in Nampa, Idaho that has an answer to this problem. Its name is Because International and it makes and distributes “The Shoe That Grows”. See www.theshoethatgrows.org The shoes grow five sizes through a simple design that allows expansion and adjustment and come in sizes that fit small children (aged 5 – 9) and large ones (aged 9 – 14) and mature feet. They have a sole of compressed rubber and the upper part is Velcro, covered with a strong anti-bacterial synthetic and they’ll last for years. A few miles away from Nampa is the small town of Middleton and here lives an ordinary family with an extraordinary amount of love and

respect for others who are not so fortunate. Ryan is a nurse, Ashley is a counsellor and they have a couple of small girls. Greta just had her fourth birthday but, instead of asking for presents, asked her mom and dad to use that money to buy shoes for kids who didn’t have any. Ryan and Ashley put the word out to their extended family and soon raised almost $1500 with which they bought 90 pairs of small and medium sized “Shoes That Grow”. A couple of weeks ago they lugged two duffle bags of the shoes to Puerto Vallarta to give away to kids that need them. After researching the non-profit organizations here they contacted Susan Davalos, the social services

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Many people and organizations do what they can to help poor people in Mexico and around the world but sometimes they donate out-of-date drugs or old shoes that are quite worn. This afternoon we were able to increase the effectiveness of the gifts by providing new shoes that will last for many years. Thanks to Greta, Ryan and Ashley. The International Friendship Club’s office and clubhouse is located in El Centro, where Insurgentes crosses the river. The office is open from 9:00 to 1:30 Monday to Friday. Members work hard throughout the season to raise money for the cleft palate program, to support social services programs and to contribute to about 20 charities. They also receive excellent discounts from local restaurants and businesses and have fun too. Full details of the activities can be found at www.ifcvallarta.com

IFC Home Tour because the generous owners believe in the mission of the club; to help the poor people of Puerto Vallarta by donating all income of the club to the cleft palate program and other charities. IFC Home Tours go every Tuesday and Wednesday morning at 10:30 from the Sea Monkey Restaurant, at the foot of Aquiles Serdan on the beach. Tickets cost $600pesos and can be purchased online at www.toursforvallarta.com. They can also be purchased on the day of the tour from the Sea

Monkey but our luxury, air-conditioned buses fill up quickly so advance purchase is best. Many homes that we visit have two or three flights of steps or are on cobbled streets, so a reasonable amount of physical agility is required. However, each tour is accompanied by a couple of the club’s docents and they make sure that comfort and safety are a top priority. By taking an IFC Home Tour you’ll get an insider’s look at four lovely homes and will help many kids here. You’ll be doing good and having a good time.

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director of the International Friendship Club (IFC), for help in distributing the shoes and last Tuesday, Susan, Ryan, Ashley and I piled into Susan’s truck and headed for the community church, Iglesia Cristiana, in one of the poorer colonias of PV, Magesterio where some homes consist of old lumber, plastic sheeting and are roofed with scavenged plywood. Within fifteen minutes after our arrival we had about thirty kids checking out the new shoes, and a dozen moms sitting patiently on the plastic chairs waiting for their children to be fitted, chatting together and breast-feeding their babies. It was mid-afternoon and very warm but Susan, Ashley and

Ryan worked hard to make each pair of shoes fit the tiny feet and the kids were very patient. The smiles that lit their faces and those of their moms when the children walked across the floor in their new shoes were certainly the best reward for all the thought and work that the two strangers, and their daughter, Greta, had put into helping those less fortunate than themselves. We took the second bag of shoes to Arroyos de Esperanza (Stream of Hope) in the colonia of Progreso. This is another community church, but one that has been supported by IFC and Susan for over fifteen years. The children seemed to be better dressed than those in Magesterio but were still very appreciative of being able to have new shoes on their feet. Before we left Susan, a nurse who cares for sick kids when back in California, dispensed medicine and advice to some young moms.

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The VallartaTribune is available for pick up at the tourist offices in the main plaza as well as in Park Lazaro Cardenas, in Puerto Vallarta. You can shop and pick up a copy of the Tribune at the Friday Marsol Market, the Olas Altas Farmer’s Market and the ‘Three Hens and a Rooster

Market, on Saturdays and at the Amigo’s de La Cruz table at the La Cruz Sunday Market. In addition to all of our advertisers, look for the Vallarta Tribune in restaurants, resorts, galleries and salons around the Bay of Banderas and north into Sayulita and San Pancho. We distribute

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