Issue 1078, November 30 - December 6, 2017 by Vallarta Tribune

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Welcome to Puerto Vallarta and Riviera Nayarit Here is some advice to make your trip a little easier and more enjoyable. TIME ZONE: The entire state of Jalisco is on Central Time, as is the southern part of the State of Nayarit starting from Guayabitos to the Ameca River and including Nuevo Vallarta. BUSES: A system of urban buses can bring you from one end of the bay to the other and all the spots in between. Current fare within Puerto Vallarta is $7.50 pesos per ticket and passengers must purchase a new ticket every time they board a bus. Hold on to your ticket. This is your proof and insurance should anything happen. Bus destinations are typically written on the front of the window. Those with a ‘centro’ sign will drive through downtown Puerto Vallarta and those with a ‘tunel’ sign will drive through the tunnel roads that go behind the city. TAXIS: There are set rates within defined zones of town. Do not enter a taxi without agreeing on the price with the driver first. Price is per trip not person unless there are more than four passengers. Take note of the taxi number on the outside door and where it picked you up. If you lose an item this information will be vital to attempting to get it back. MONEY EXCHANGE: To exchange money you will need your passport. Best option is to use your bankcard to withdraw funds from any ATM machine. ATM’s in the banks are the safest to use and generally charge lower fees. USING PESOS OR USD: Businesses must display their prices in pesos and they may also post the prices in any other currency they choose. They cannot refuse to accept pesos. Some service staff may appreciate being tipped in USD and others in pesos. If you are concerned, ask. TIPPING: How much and when you tip are personal choices and unless otherwise noted a 10-20%

tip on food and beverage and services is standard. Tip the kids and seniors who bag your groceries. They work exclusively for tips. Have change at the ready for musicians and clowns that ride the buses – typically tipping 5 pesos or less. Taxi drivers do not receive tips unless they go to extraordinary lengths. DRINKING WATER: Puerto Vallarta’s water (at the source) is certified pure enough to drink. For many who live here long term, we drink from our taps with no issues. For those on vacation, it may be better to stick to bottled water. EXPORTING PETS: Falling in love with a rescue animal is easy – and it’s easy to take them home with you. The process is quick and inexpensive. You need a certificate of health from a local vet with the appropriate inoculations, among other things. The time of year that pets can travel in the cargo hold of the plane may be your biggest challenge. Contact your airline to double-check their requirements. COMMON SENSE: Just as you would not walk around your hometown drunk and belligerent, it is not acceptable to do that here. While Mexicans are a forgiving bunch, basic politeness is appreciated. Pay attention to your surroundings. Pay your bills. Be courteous. And have fun! DRINKING AND DRIVING: First off – just don’t. The consequences are not worth it. Taxis are cheap and plentiful. Fines are as much as 15,000 pesos. You can be taken to jail and your vehicle impounded. There are many checkstops on the weekends and you will be asked to blow if they suspect you have been drinking. LEGAL SYSTEM: Not knowing the law is not a valid excuse in Mexico or anywhere. If you find yourself caught in a legal situation be aware that the system works much differently here than you are likely used to. Immediately contact your consulate for assistance.

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Calling in Mexico Calling phones in Mexico can be tricky. There are different codes you need to use depending if you are calling landlines or cellular phones and if they are local or long distance. LONG-DISTANCE CALLS FROM WITHIN MEXICO For national long-distance calls (within Mexico) the code is 01 plus the area code and phone number. For international long-distance calls, first dial 00, then the country code (U.S. and Canada country code is 1), so you would dial 00 + 1 + area code + 7 digit number. CALLING CELL PHONES (FROM A LAND LINE) If you are calling from a landline within the area code of the Mexican cell phone number dial 044, the 10 digit number. Outside of the area code (but still within Mexico) dial 045 and then the 10 digit phone number. Cell phone to cell phone only requires the 10 digit number. PHONE CARDS Phone cards (tarjetas telefonicas) for use in pay phones can be bought at newsstands and in pharmacies. Pay phones do not accept coins. When buying a phone card for pay phone use, specify that you would like a tarjeta LADA. CALLING TOLL-FREE NUMBERS Some toll free numbers work from Mexico to the US and Canada, but many do not. Those that do work are often not toll-free. You need to dial a different prefix. To call the following toll free prefixes, dial as follows: 800 numbers Dial 001-880-then the number 866 numbers Dial 001-883-then the number 877 numbers Dial 001-882-then the number 888 numbers Dial 001-881-then the number

Emergencies: 911 Red Cross: 065 Fire Department: 322.223.9476 Ambulance: 322.222.1533

Ahoy Cruisers! NAME PASS DATE PRINCESS CRUISES 2,600 02/12/2017 HOLLAND AMERICA 1,266 05/12/2017 PRINCESS CRUISES 2,600 06/12/2017 PRINCESS CRUISES 2,400 09/12/2017 HOLLAND AMERICA 1,266 11/12/2017 PRINCESS CRUISES 2,600 12/12/2017 PRINCESS CRUISES 2,600 12/12/2017 NORWEGIAN CRUISE LINE 2,900 18/12/2017 PRINCESS CRUISES 2,600 18/12/2017 OCEANIA CRUISES 684 18/12/2017 PRINCESS CRUISES 2,600 19/12/2017 CARNIVAL 3,200 20/12/2017

Immigration: 322.224.7719 Consumer Protection: 01.800.468.8722 Tourism Offices Jalisco: 322.221.2676 Nayarit: 322.297.1006

Consulates American Consulate 24 hrs 01-332-268-2100 Canadian Consulate 322.293.0098 322.293.0099 24 hrs: 1.800.706.2900

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In the month of December Puerto Vallarta welcomes 39,712 passengers! HOLLAND AMERICA NORWEGIAN CRUISE LINE PRINCESS CRUISES CARNIVAL HOLLAND AMERICA

1,848 24/12/2017 2,900 25/12/2017 2,600 26/12/2017 3,200 27/12/2017 1,848 31/12/2017

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The Peregrinations are here! And Snowbirds!

elcome to all the fresh new arrivals. This is when the snowbirds start to arrive, right after American Thanksgiving. I’ve had plenty of emails from friends, advertisers and seasonal contributors saying they’re back and ready to get started! Virginia Fox is first up with a sassy story on life in the tropics. Welcome back Virginia! It’s also the start of the peregrinations here in Vallarta. Hands down my favourite local ‘holiday’ – thankfully I don’t live downtown. Starting December 1 each night until December 12, the devout make a pilgrimage down Calle Juarez (from Woolworths) to the Church of Our Lady of Guadalupe. Generally starting in the early evening, the streets are lined with onlookers while some of the oldest and most prestigious families, businesses and associations parade through Centro. There are dancers, musicians and floats decorated with scenes of the virgin Guadalupe. On December 12, the virgin of Guadalupe’s birthday, the event is open to anyone who wishes to participate and pilgrims come from all over the country, filling the streets for a full 24 hours. This is a spectacle worth observing (just don’t drive).

The closer it is to December 12, the busier the nights events. Come hungry because each side street is filled with tacos, tamales, roasted corn, atole, desserts and more. The staff and families of the Tribune and Tribuna de la Bahia will be in the December 2 festivities. It’s important to note that there are hundreds if not thousands of cuetes (extremely loud bombs) let off during these 12 days. Safe guard your pets. Get name tags with your phone number or buy a collar and use a marker on the collar itself. Prepare safe places for them to hide. My mom comes next week; we will be heading downtown to check out the festivities. Our plans are to visit San Sebastian and perhaps Mascota and Talpa de Allende, a couple nights in Yelapa and a few days traveling down to La Manzanilla and the towns in the southern part of Jalisco. Now if you’re in town with no plans to leave then I think you should head to El Rio BBQ in Paso Ancho along the Rio Cuale on Saturday to celebrate local musician Chris Kenny. Chris has been a long time supporter of local charities and events, always giving of her time and talents. She is facing some medial issues and this fundraising event is to help her get through it all a little easier. El Rio is an excellent place to spend an afternoon, (bring a bathing suit) and supporting Chris Kenny is just the icing on

the cake. Then on Sunday head to Taste at Casa Cupola for their brunch buffet. It’s intimate and done to perfection. Plus great staff in a lovely setting. Next week there is a really interesting event at Di Vino Dante, in Old Town. Starting at 8pm you will taste locally produced Raicilla, nosh on delicious appetizers and learn more about the history and culture of Raicilla and the state of Jalisco. You can find the details on page 27. And finally we are heading into the 3rd week of the Best of Banderas Bay and Riviera Nayarit Reader’s Choice Awards. You can vote for your favourite restaurants, beaches, entertainers, boutiques, charities, mechanics and more! Huge prizes to be won just for filling out the ballot! www. vallartatribune.com/best-vallarta-2018/ Have a great week everyone! Safe travels, Madeline

by Sandra Cesca stablished in 1954 by a distant relative of conquistador Hernán Cortés, this early hotel has changed little. Famous guests in the past included Richard Burton, Elizabeth Taylor, Peter O’Toole and Richard Harris who enjoyed many nights of festive drinks on the rooftop bar open today to the public. Find out on a guided walk around historic

he Free Malecon Sculpture Tour starts at the Millennium sculpture by the Hotel Rosita at the north end of the Malecon every Tuesday morning at 9:30. Also, my new Free Sunset Malecon

Vallarta with Puerto Vallarta Walking Tours. Stroll the cobblestone streets, typical of Spanish Colonial architecture, while absorbing the sights, smells and sounds of daily life. Visit markets, historic buildings, and workshops. Get immersed in the culture while exploring areas you might not find on your own. www.puertovallartawalkingtours. com

ADORABLE DOG IN THE SPOTLIGHT...DUSTY by Janice Gonzalez

usty is a beautiful Shepherd mix, two years of age and almost 53 pounds. Dusty is a well-behaved dog and loves her people. She has a medium/high energy level. She loves to play,

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Sculpture Tour will occur every Thursday evening at 6:00, starting at Galeria Pacifico at 174 Aldama downtown and heading south along the Malecon to the new Demetro Galeria next to Lazaro Cardenas Park in the Romantic Zone. Both of these tours are in support of

the Biblioteca Los Mangos, whose representatives gratefully accept any donations offered. Both tours continue through mid-April. Thank You, Gary Thompson Owner/Director Galeria Pacifico

is good on leash and enjoys her walks. Dusty gets along well with other dogs. She’s not a fan of the felines, however. Dusty has been spayed, dewormed and vaccinated. If Dusty sounds like the girl for you, contact us at spcapv@gmail.com for an application to adopt.

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Meet Fabiola of Shining Sprouts

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ight years ago Fabiola Lopez and her family were trying to reduce their red meat consumption. A good friend of hers taught her how to sprout lentils. She was amazed by the nutritional value of sprouted legumes. She and her husband, Roberto, started sprouting lentils, mung and fenugreek at home. That´s how her home business Shining Sprouts got started. “We are a team,´´ says Fabi. ´´I’m the food technologist, Roberto is the visual arts specialist, and my son is the quality control taster.” At the time they were

participating in the first farmer’s market in Puerto Vallarta, currently known as Olas Altas Farmers Market, selling non-dairy milk. It was going ok but as soon as they introduced the sprouts everything changed. They happily made the switch to a healthy food option. Fabi experimented with all types of seeds but always came back to the lentils, mung and fenugreek for their flavor and great nutritional value. Plus they sprout so easily in Vallarta’s humid climate. Every week the beans are rinsed, soaked, and put into glass jars. Within two days, you have fresh

sprouts to bring to the market. Sprouted lentils offer more health benefits than boiled mature lentils. When the seeds sprout, the nutritional content increases, a major benefit of sprouted seeds in general. This season Shining Sprouts has added a new product line at the Olas Altas Farmers Market— vegan and vegetarian panini sandwiches, tacos and salads all made with sprouted seeds. Fabi uses a vegan mild chipotle sauce to add a special flavor to the veggies. And of course her popular organic basil dressing is also available. It goes well not only with

sprouts but with pasta as well.“ At Shining Sprouts we strongly believe in supporting local producers. Almost all of the ingredients we use, such as the bread, tortillas, cheese, turmeric, honey and basil come from producers of the m arket.” “Someone came to our stand and told us, ‘Wow, it’s not meat and it sells’ “ You can find Fabi and Roberto at the Olas Altas Farmers Market on Saturdays, La Cruz on Sundays and Sayulita on Fridays. Shining Sprouts—Offering healthy, energetic, fresh, affordable and great tasting foods. shiningsprouts@gmail.com 178 1046 and 322 152 0903.

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irst one drip of water. Then another. I feel the telltale drops of water down my back as I surf the stores and wander the sidewalks in Old Town after six months in the States. I’m trying to ignore the high-rises dwarfing colonial one storys, and I’m hoping my favorite shops haven’t fallen under a wrecking ball. Looking up, I fail to see drops coming from the sky or the tile roofs of stores along Insurgentes. My hand reaches under my straw hat and grabs the matted fine strands of hair I’ve worked so hard to spike before leaving our casa. My “tossed salad” style has morphed into a clump of wet hair like I’d just stepped out of the shower. I’m a blonde. I don’t sweat. Except now. I can’t escape the humidity. A red faced gringa who hasn’t seen a hot flash in decades is hot. And it’s not that I’m sexy. No water misters are in sight. Many tiendas without air conditioning. A/C is the only thing I’m missing about our Florida home. A state that must be owned by power companies, we wrap up in Pantagonia fleece jackets to survive freezing restaurant temperature settings. My musing is abruptly interrupted by the distinctive rocker ring of my Iphone. Searching for it hidden deep in the bowels of my spacious embroidered bag creates more sweating. I find it on the seventh and last ring. “Hola” I answer, using one of my few words of Español. “How’s the hot one?” my friend and confidante, Jake, asks. “I’m hot as Hades, “I say. Jake is a fashion designer and holds onto the same photoshopped

picture of me that I sent him 20 years ago. “I don’t want to burst your bubble, but I’m in sensible sandals with thick soles and ankle straps so I don’t fall. The only part that is hot is from the 95 degree humidity and temperature.” Jake ignores my comment and entertains me with a hilarious rundown on his latest “hot” conquest in Provincetown. “You’ll always be hot,” he says, as I ignore him. A week later the cool temps and lower humidity have moved in just in time for my family of three women aged 22 – 70 to visit. I don’t have to worry about the weather. They’re escaping the frigid temps, overcast skies and pelting snows of the East and they are excited to experience my PV life. “How many heels should I bring?” “Bikinis don’t take up a lot of space, I’ll bring several.” Is there a gym?” I can’t eat Mexican food,” “I’ve heard people get sick.” Their excitement is tempered with concerns. The good news is we’re renting a penthouse with several bedrooms, and we all adore each other. We’ll eat out most nights, but the reality is we don’t share eating habits and I don’t have a clue what food to buy. I’ve long ago given up a life of no carbs and my exercise program is walking up and down steps while hoping not to fall. I suggest bringing sandals over heels and focus on menus of choice. We’ll have no fat, no carbs, vegetarian, no dairy, gluten free, and pescatarian eaters in the mix. My husband and I live in an ajo (garlic) free zone and spicy foods make us gag.

I go to the store and buy rice crackers, mild salsa, fresh organic eggs that stopped chirping when the lid snapped shut on the carton. I make certain these huevos have never seen a hormone or a shot. I select fruit that is guaranteed to have been inspected by hazmat suited trained pickers, sniffers and handlers. I remind myself they don’t eat much as they don’t want to gain a pound. I can’t wait to see the old guys sprawled in chaise lounges at the pool gawking at the beautiful girls swinging their toned abs and bods down to the beach in a hotel where the average age is 60. “Just chill, Auntie Ginni,” Lauren, my niece, says. “I don’t want to chill. I hate cold,” I say. “I love heat and love losing 5 lbs in the sweating season.” “Chill, be calm,” Lauren corrects me. “We’ll be fine. The good news is we can all drink alcohol.” Oh yes, I can deal with that and I don’t have to worry about my husband any more. In a memorable swan song a few years ago, my husband fell off the sofa and broke a Tiffany lamp in a family rendezvous at my sister’s house. He hasn’t had a drink in years and is now the designated driver of a family of lushes. He isn’t quite the “life of the party,” but he’s much healthier, still tells the best jokes, everyone loves him, and no one has to take out extra home insurance. I think back to some of my most memorable gatherings with guests and friends of dubious states of mind. There was the dinner Aunt Hannah stormed out because she broke a nail, no one was talking to her and no one wanted her 50 year old cranberry sauce recipe. There was the turkey that was forgotten in the alcoholic haze of the baster, and burned to an inedible crisp. And the time the couple arrived a day early with a pot of simmering mashed potatoes and a half gallon of booze “You can’t ever be sure in this family,” they said. Of course, they couldn’t leave without “trying the vino” and that was the party before the party. And there was our Open House in Florida where my cousin’s beloved pet dog raced into the koi pond to refresh his fur, and ran out to poop on our newly seeded lawn to mark his territory. As many of us are lucky enough to have holidays coming up with family and friends, I’m reminded of a favorite quote I saw on FB: “Holidays are a time when dysfunctional families come together and everyone hopes no one calls the police.” May you all have happy holidays, lots of love, and a menu laced with laughter!

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Sustainably Yours Emily Magewski

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hile the idea of sustainability may have connotations of austerity and sacrifice, it’s important to remember how yummy it can be! Case in point, our region’s sustainable cacao ventures! In San Pancho, Nayarit, Toto and Mariana are two cacao pioneers who not only craft artisanal cacao products but have disseminated hundreds of cacao plants in the region, creating a crazy quilt of cacao trees tucked in backyards, community projects and streetside plantings. Their website is at www. mexicolate.mx. Check out the calendar of events

at Hotelito los Suenos in Sayulita for Carmela Carlyle’s decadent events that combine hatha yoga, crystal bowls and organic cacao facials and treats! It’s hard to imagine a more oxytocin-stimulating combination. Lastly, Gustavo and Paola are two local cacao warriors who host traditional cacao ceremonies. Like most bitter medicinal foods, unprocessed cacao has numerous healing benefits for both soul and body. Learn more about these moving ceremonies at www.kakawsana.com. If you are lucky enough to be in the north of the Bay and in the mood for cacao that is offered intentionally and sustainably, be sure to check out these inspiring projects!

Make Your Mark and Get A Little Dirty

and bonding go Paula ofreativity Kakawsana hand in hand at El Parque de los Azulejos / Tile Park PV, 3-day workshops. What a great time and opportunity to make your mark in the park and get a little dirty. Directed by Natasha Moraga and her brother Daniel, the 3-day workshops will teach you everything you need to know to do any project, big or small. The most exciting part is that you design and tile a space in the park that you and a partner have decided. All workshops (dates December thru April) booked now until the

end of the year are now holiday priced at $150 USD. Nine more dates are available and they are going fast. We are having a great time at the Olas Altas Farmer’s Market on Saturdays seeing old friends and meeting new ones. Come by our booth and we can help you design your tile! Name Tiles are available for $111 USD and Celebration and Memorial Tiles start at $222 USD. Be a part of history! info@tileparkpv.com www.tileparkpv.com

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Paradise and Parenting

From Here Leza Warkentin

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I am the preschool coordinator and nursery teacher at the American School of Puerto Vallarta. I am also both unsurprised and not a bit sorry that this list of my favorites is mostly about places to eat. If you can live in Vallarta without appreciating some of the good eatin’ around here, you have to be at least half Vulcan.

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ow was everyone’s Thanksgiving? Mine was amazing thanks to friend and colleague Pat Wagner’s wizardry in the kitchen. About a dozen of us feasted for hours on turkey, a huge ham, veggies, salads, freshly baked breads – three or four of them and five different desserts. A beautiful home, great guests, wonderful food; we are truly thankful - my sister and I especially because neither of us cook but we sure can and did eat. Pat and Tom, mil gracias. Had lunch at the Vallarta Cigar Factory last week with friend and brilliant tech writer Bill Makley. The food was excellent, as always, and nearly as good as the company! This coming Sunday, December 3rd is Opening Night of “Buyer and Cellar” starring Cesar Bravo and directed by Alain Perreault. What a formidable team Cesar and Alain have become in Vallarta. Their company Perro Bravo has brought Equus and Princesas Desesperadas – two incredibly disparate productions to Vallarta. I think Cesar is immensely talented and I doubt there’s a role he can’t play. I am looking forward to “Buyer and Cellar”; join me at Incanto, this Sunday at 7 pm. An important event at Casa Karma happens December 7th. Owner Georgia told me all about it over lunch last week and is urging people to attend. Monies raised at the Red Ribbon Gala go towards creating a ‘world without AIDS for our children’. SETAC has been at the forefront of the fight against AIDS for years and they have definitely made a dent. I remember when Vallarta held

the dubious distinction of having the highest incidences of AIDS cases in the world. We are now so far down that ladder we barely rank. SETAC is one of the major reasons Vallarta is safer for both sexes, gay or straight and now it’s time to take care of mother’s with HIV and their children. For tickets email contacto@setac.com.mx. Go, have a great time with incredible food, entertainment and the beauty of Casa Karma. Saving the street animals of Vallarta has been close to Yvonne’s heart since she moved to our city years ago. Her gala event – Frida 3 - happens at her enormous Casa Yvonneka in Alta Vista at 7 pm, December 9th. Years ago, Vallarta was overrun with stray dogs in particular (cats are better at hiding). It was heartbreaking to see them. And, they were everywhere! The generosity of expatriates like Yvonne Kalman and her volunteers have changed the public face of Vallarta and the lives of countless dogs and kitties. Get tickets (and do come dressed as Frida Kahlo or Diego Rivera!) at Galeria Dante or Matthias.pv@gmail.com or call him at: 311 2130038. “Greater Tuna” opened last week starring Incanto owner Tracy Parks and Ron Spencer playing 22 characters between them. Go and see this hilarious play even if you’ve seen it before! Set is new, costumes funny as hell and the dialogue will stay with you long after the performance is done. It will, it will. Off to Guadalajara for a couple of days with my sister, Patrice, so we’ll see you on the flip side From Here.

n honor of Vallarta Tribune’s 2018 Reader’s Choice Awards for Banderas Bay and Riviera Nayarit, I thought I would contribute some of our family’s choices. I’ve been here long enough to see a lot of businesses come and go, but some truly stand out as our family’s go-to places. As a family with two children who were born and raised in Vallarta, we have chosen to give our loyalty to businesses who are able to provide the following: Customer service that’s friendly, reliable, and unflappable in the face of toddler meltdown in the middle of the showroom floor. When our kids were little, speed. Don’t try making us sit and wait for the chocolate milk for longer than it takes to pour it. Quality. We like flavor, we like fun, we don’t like going to get replacement parts. Above all, a sense of humor. If you can’t laugh at a baby who has just lathered himself in spaghetti sauce while his mother was trying to unravel her other baby from her purse strap, then it’s possible you can’t be trusted. If you are wondering if we are one of those “high-maintenance” folks who get upset if there’s no ice in our water, don’t worry. We are probably the best tippers on the planet, mainly because that story about the spaghetti sauce lathering isn’t exactly hypothetical. Here are a few Luna family picks. We know what we like, and we all like different things with a great deal of passion. But we’ll patronize these places according to whose turn it is to pick (P.S. it always skips me somehow). And yes, all these places seem somehow based on food. That’s because food is pretty much our favorite activity. The Girly’s Favorite Dinner Restaurant: La Dolce Vita, Malecon location. Favorite Meal: Pasta with butter and parmesan and a Fanta Comments: I like it because we

can sit outside with our dogs. They bring our dogs water and doggy treats. The Boy’s Favorite Lunch Picks: Chilis in Plaza Galerias, and that great quesadilla stand across from the Saturday market in Barrio Santa Maria Favorite Meals: pizza, quesadillas with corn tortillas. Comments: You have to try handmade tortillas for your quesadillas. These people are our friends now because we go so often, and they give us the biggest quesadillas with beans. The Family’s Favorite Café: Cafecito, Plaza Marina Favorite Items for parents: Drinks involving caffeine Favorite Items for kids: chewy, deliciously fresh bagels that keep them too busy to talk while parents have the caffeine drinks Mom and Dad’s Favorite Hot Date Night Restaurant Since Before They Were Mom and Dad: River Café, Rio Cuale Favorite meal: You really can’t go

wrong with this menu Favorite Table: On the little gazebo right on the river Favorite Music: Gotta be Gil and Bob, except when Gil is my hot date Family Fun Day Pick: El Rio BBQ, Paso Ancho Scary, yet Fun Thing to Do: Watch your child learn (sometimes the hard-ish way) how to miss the rocks while they’re jumping in the river. Amazing Thing to Do: Watch Gil and Bob again on Friday afternoons while your kids are swimming in the river. Comments: We are family of vegetarians but we have heard the ribs are just the best. My kids highly recommend the nachos and the dessert quesadillas. Grown-up tip: if you aren’t driving, try the margarita. You’ll dance better, at least in your own mind. If you are driving, the limonada is probably a better option. But in that case, maybe don’t dance. Best Ways to Get the Lunas in a Pool Café Co-Exist, Hotel Rio Best Part of the Whole Deal: Order a great breakfast at a reasonable price and the pool is included. Sit out on the patio and supervise the swimming fun while drinking a quiet cup of caffeinated beverage. Sheraton Sunday Brunch Buffet, Hotel Sheraton Best Part of the Whole Deal: You will never in a million years sample the all the buffet items here, there are waiters whose only job is to refill your mimosa glass, and you can use the pool after brunch if your belly will even fit into your bathing suit. Plus, locals get a nice discount.

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between the inner ear and the outside. If your nose is blocked, this equalization is not possible and your ear will be subject to that increased pressure and believe me – it will hurt! There are more mild symptoms like ear popping or a sharp pain, which are usually transitory.

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Dr. Diaz: Usually chewing gum during the flight and the Valsalva maneuver, (plugging your nose and trying to blow out your ear), sometimes helps but definitely pre-flight prevention is best. In case you land and 24 hours later your ears are still plugged, it is recommended to see an ENT, especially if there is intense pain. It is important to receive proper treatment, avoid improper treatment and self-medication. You do not want to have a ruined vacation!

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ith so many people flying in to Puerto Vallarta right now, the increase of requests for “plugged ears” has jumped substantially! I am re-running an article I did several years ago on this, as we interviewed Dr. Javier Diaz-Núñez, our ENT (Ears, Nose and Throat) physician. Is there anything that one can do prior to boarding a plane for a flight, to “protect” their ears? Dr. Diaz: If you have a history of ear problems with pressure changes, you should definitely do something preventative. The first thing is to make sure your nose is not “stuffed up.” If this is the case you may use a decongestant, such as Afrin, 1 day prior to the flight and then use it twice daily but not for more than three days. Be sure and read the instructions to make sure you have no contradictions. If the stuffy nose is caused from allergies,

Is it dangerous for a person to fly if they have an ear infection, or already plugged ears?

prescription antihistamines such as Zyrtec or Allegra are recommended to begin using at least 5 days prior to the flight along with a nasal spray of saline solution, which may be purchased over-the-counter. What is actually happening when a person feels their ears

become “plugged” during flight?

Dr. Diaz: This is called barotrauma or pressure trauma. There is a communication between your inner ear and the posterior part of your nose called the Eustachian tube that equalizes the pressure

Dr. Diaz: If there has been ear pain, it would be recommended to see your personal physician a couple of days before your flight. The Facebook pages and groups, though providing a lot of good information, continually surprise me with a lot of misinformation or incomplete information. Just because you heard someone at a cocktail party talk about their neighbor’s friend’s boyfriend’s mothers’ husbands’ experience, should you really take that as 100% true? Do your homework! Go to a reliable source. Hunt down the details. Then decide! (I am referring to the myriad of medical posts). I need some topics! Please send me some ideas! Here’s to a resplendent week!

Kara Merv Buchanan merv@uvs.com n every one of the last five decades, multi award winner Cher, aka “The Goddess of Pop”, has had a number one song on the Billboard Chart. With more than 200 million records sold, she has been a major force on radio and television and in movies and pop culture publications of all stripes. She is known the world over for her sense of humour, sultry voice, unique appearance and outrageous fashion sense. But more than anything, Cher is know as an entertainer of the highest order. With her uncanny resemblance to the famous star it was only a matter of time before a clever promoter asked Kara Chandler if she could also sing like Cher. With ten years of theatrical

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oug Varty is a professional guitarist, pianist, harmonica player, singer and songwriter. At the age of 17, he joined the Canadian rock band “Seadog” and toured North America, opening for supergroups Rush, BTO and Canned Heat. Later, he led the house band at “Old Chicago” a blues club in London, Ontario, working with such greats as Paul James, Edgar Winter, John Lee Hooker and The Fabulous Thunderbirds. An avid R'n'B fan, his raspy voice has always displayed a remarkable similarity to Rod Stewart's. In 1998, Doug was approached by veteran Canadian blues singers Chris and Geoff Dahl who were looking for a “Rod Stewart” for their national “Soul Men” tour. The trio knew of each other's work and it seemed like a natural fit.

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experience in musicals behind her, Kara easily rose to the challenge, proving to one and all that she could portray Cher, without any difficulty at all. Suddenly, Kara had a new calling.

One that has served her very well. Now, after seven years performing in dinner theatres, casinos, concert halls and at corporate events, Kara has built a reputation as one of the top

Cher tribute artists in the world. Her combination of boundless energy, charisma, humour and talent lets her easily morph into her alter ego, Cher, and give audiences the powerful and unforgettable experience that only a true star is capable of giving. Like Cher, Kara Chandler is an entertainer of the highest order. “CHER....Believe” returns to Mexico for the second time, for a show at The Luna Lounge in Bucerias, on Thursday, December 7th and at El Rio BQ, in Paso Ancho, on Saturday, December 9th. More info is available at the venue web sites and here in The Vallarta Tribune. *Copyright 2017. No part of this material may be used in an manner without the prior written permission of the author.

ng” Doug Varty's Tribute To Rod Stewart Soon, as a featured member of the troupe, he was getting rave reviews from concert audiences across the country. This experience deepened Doug's appreciation of Rod Stewart's repertoire, singing style and stage act and with the help of a spikey blond wig, he became very good at replicating it. The Soul Men tour was a real eye opener for Doug. It taught him that he didn't need to drag tons of musical equipment around, or sweat over a guitar or keyboard for hours, in order to entertain an audience. As

Rod Stewart, people would begin to cheer as soon as he walked up to a microphone. The job was fun, and he enjoyed it. When the tour ended, his phone began to ring with offers from all over the country to book his Rod Stewart tribute by itself. This was an opportunity he just couldn't pass up. Calling his show “Forever Young”, Doug hit the road. First across Canada, from Halifax to Vancouver and back. Later, the circuit expanded to include Las Vegas and New York, in the US, then Bermuda,

Germany and The Cayman Islands. Calling the venture a success is putting it mildly. In early December, Doug returns to Mexico for the third time. He appears at El Rio BBQ, in Paso Ancho, December 2, The Luna lounge, in Bucerias, December 3 and at La Pina Colada, in Guyabitos, on December 5. More details are available on the venue web sites and in The Vallarta Tribune. *Copyright 2017. No part of this material may be used without the prior written permission of the author.

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Time to sell your property in Puerto Vallarta? By John Swanson and Christina Larson f you have waited on the sidelines for the market to come back before selling your home, it has! Now is a great time to sell your property in Puerto Vallarta! The numbers show it all over the bay. There are simply more buyers here looking for more properties than any year since 2008 (also known as “The Great Depression II”). So, what’s the best strategy to sell your home and how do you get started? Fear not! We have prepared a series of articles to help you. Our job is to help take you from “We should take advantage of the strong market” to… “Sold!” Interviewing a real estate professional to navigate the listing, marketing and sale process So, you are getting ready to list? Here are some questions to ask, as you are interviewing a real estate agent to represent your sale. 1. Is this the best person to market and sell your home or more of a friend/ acquaintance? With all due respect, this is business and usually one of the most significant investments in your lifetime. Choose the very best talent

you can to market your home or a choice to list with a friend may become expensive! 2. Is this potential agent a great communicator? Do they have an organized presentation? Do they have lots of experience with top attorneys and Notaries? What is their track record? You need someone who “gets you” and is clear and competent with answers to questions that may come up. 3. Choose an informed agent abreast with the most up to date legal procedures for the sale - are

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There are regular markets called ‘tianguis’ that occur in many neighbourhoods throughout the week. You can usually buy fruits and veggies, clothing, household items. The markets and events here represent local producers, artisans and entrepreneurs. Unless noted (*) most run from the first week of November through April. FRIDAY *Marsol Friday Market by the Pier - 9:30 am -1:30 pm Open every Friday all year located on Francisca Rodriguez street Sayulita Mercado del Pueblo - 9am -2 pm

there tax advantages or ways to keep my sale risk-free? 4. Is the agent/ agency too big or small? If they represent multiple large developments they may not have time to represent you well. Too small is no good either- you want a strong presence. Like “Goldilocks”, there is a “just right” when it comes to agency presence and style. 5. Do they belong to our Real Estate Association “AMPI”? This will get you on the most used Multi-list website with the best-trained agents on the bay. 6. What is their fee? Beware of “bargain” agents here. This is not the time to look for the cheapest guy. More important is to ask yourself, “Am I getting what I pay for?” If an agent is spending the time and money to be tops in sales, they are likely to get you more for your property, covering more than their fee. Marketing strategy to sell your

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property in Puerto Vallarta Selling your property for a fair price, and within a reasonable timeline can relate directly to how well your agent markets the listing. Marketing online and in print are both important to getting your property before the eyes of both agents and eligible buyers. Digital Marketing There are two MLS in Puerto Vallarta: Flex MLS and MLS Vallarta. Your agent should use both of these MLS. Publicity is really important to selling your property. Some important questions to ask your prospective agent with regards to marketing your property: 1) Do you have a personal webpage? 2) How well does it perform in Google search with the keywords “Puerto Vallarta Real Estate.” If the agent looks at you like you are speaking Greek, you can assume that the answer is: “Not well.” 3) How many websites can I expect to have my property listed on? More is better! Print Marketing Puerto Vallarta airport saw more than 1.8 million passengers during the first half of 2017. If even 50% of those passengers pick up a newspaper or local entertainment guide that would represent 900,000 readers that could view a print ad featuring YOUR property. It only takes one to make a sale! Print marketing is not a thing of the past. We believe it’s important that your listing agency have a diverse marketing profile, including print marketing to sell your home in Puerto Vallarta. – You’re reading this, aren’t you? In conclusion, hiring professional help in the process can make the experience enjoyable and profitable.

SATURDAY Olas Altas Farmer’s Market - 9:30 am - 2 pm at Lazaro Cardenas Park *Three Hens & a Rooster Market 9 am - 2 pm Every Saturday all year, locate at Venustiano Carranza 466 Los Mangos Market 9:30 am -2 pm - at 1001 Francisco Villa SUNDAY Huanacaxtle Farmer’s Market - 9am -3pm - Located at La Cruz Marina TUESDAY Riviera Market 9am - 2 pm Located in Nuevo Vallarta in the parking lot behind the Casino. WEDNESDAY Bucerias Forever Spring Market - 9am - 1pm - Across from Esquina 22 *Vallarta ArtWalk - 6 pm - 10 pm See their map for locations. Bohemio Artisans Co op - 625 Lazaro Cardenas, Old Town Wednesday Friday and Sunday 10 - 2 THURSDAY Bucerias ArtWalk - 7-9pm - along Lazaro Cardenas Marina Vallarta Night Market- 6 pm -10 pm - along the marina

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Design and custom furniture with Carlos Alberto

s I continue my conversations with friends new and old, I am mpressed by how much talent we have here in Vallarta. I sat down with Carlos Alberto who is the owner of Carlos Alberto Style Lab a few weeks ago to discuss what he has been up to lately. Carlos who is from Jalisco but lived and worked in Los Angeles for around twenty years returned to Vallarta with his wife to live their version of the ‘Mexican Pacific Coast lifestyle’. A life where working hard is balanced with less time in the car and more time being creative! Carlos currently offers design services but is working to open a new local furniture production shop. He has a passion for working with mixed medium and he is finding that the region’s changing demographics are looking for handcrafted and unique design pieces. Carlos who worked with Waldo Fernadez, the famed American furniture designer and he plans to bring not only Fernadez designs to our market but also the high quality of furniture production that is a struggle to find locally. One of the things designers often talk about behind closed doors is how difficult it can be for people to understand their real value. Services, and in particular, ones that we often feel we can do ourselves can be a hard sell. The challenge is that most of us are not as spatially aware as we think we are, nor do we have the ability to create a truly cohesive design. Light, size of spaces, exterior home style can all impact how you design a space for living. Carlos is now offering services to his clients to help them plan their design and then decide how they want to execute it! With design boards starting at only six thousand pesos

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Kimberly Rei is a designer and shop owner living in Puerto Vallarta. You can see her creations at Eccentrica – her boutique featuring avant garde jewelry, clothing, art and crystals. facebook.com/EccentricaPuertoVallarta

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for eight designs, anyone planning a remodel or renovation should consider how much time and effort a professional design could save them in the long run. Carlos is currently working to bring some of his design team together from across Latin America and get his new furniture production shop open in the late winter or early spring. Once he is up and running, you will be able to purchase production pieces or work with him to secure a one of a kind design. Each time I sit down and start chatting with these very talented new residents of Vallarta I realize that our city is changing. I am reminded of the amazing opportunities our local young people will have exposed to these talented individuals from all across the globe. Working with these professionals is the way that an entirely new generation of craftsmen and women will join our local workforce. And I for one am extremely excited to see what the next ten years brings as the collaboration between local and new talent merges.

ymposium on health care in Bahía de Banderas. On Tuesday, December 5 at 10 am the University will host a symposium on current health issues and health care in Bahía de Banderas, Nayarit. The Punta de Mita Foundation, Dr. Christina Bethell from Johns Hopkins School of Public Health, and Nurse Practitioner / Child Health Consultant Katy Lesiak are working in alliance with the Department of Medicine at the UDG-CUC campus. The Department of Health in Bahia de Banderas and interns at the Health Center doctor of Punta de Mita and Higuera Blanca want to promote more patient-centered care among low-income families with children from ages four months to six years of age. Dr. Bethell has developed a well-visit planner in English and Spanish to assist families in learning more about children’s development and their preparing them for more interactive conversations with their health providers. Please join us in conversations around Strengthening Family Health Services in our region! Graduation! The Graduation ceremony for

the SUAM Program will be held on Wednesday, December 6 at 11:00 am in the main Auditorium. All students, their friends and families are invited to attend. Free Movies On Wednesday December 6 at 1 pm we will be showing a concert movie starring Paul McCartney. This concert took place in Sao Paulo, in early 2017. The first International Forum of Sculptors is now over, but the twelve sculptors will remain on the campus until mid-February. Please come and experience the creative works of art that were made here at the campus over the past two weeks. I encourage you to look at the UDG CUC web site each week to get the latest news about all the events taking place. www.cuc. udg.mx Radio Show in English Be sure to tune in to The Good Morning Wake Up Show every Saturday morning from 9 am to 11. 104.3 FM or on the web at h tt p : / / u d g t v. c o m / radio-puerto-vallarta/en-vivo Please remember, “There are no regrets in life. Just lessons.”

his week I am excited to introduce one of my dearest friends and an amazing local designer; Luciana Cura Morales of LCM Creaciones. Originally from Argentina, Luciana has been in Mexico for seven years. Yesterday we sat down to discuss her inspiration, and her fabulous designs. VT: Did you always know you wanted to be a designer? LCM: Yes, ever since I was little girl I knew I wanted to create. I started making clothing for my dolls, and then moved on to playing with different fabrics, and taking apart and redesigning my own clothing. Soon I was sewing my own clothing from scratch and from there I continued to expand my production, eventually creating and selling my line. VT: What is your favorite place to draw inspiration from? LCM: My love of fashion inspires me and moves to me to create my own unique designs. VT: What is your favorite part of your process? I love learning, and I am continually expanding my knowledge of the world of fashion and other designers. VT: Do you have one design that is your all time favorite? LCM: My favorite piece of all time

is a design I call D’Petalos; skirtpants. Super comfortable flowing pants that have a stretch waist, they fit any body type. This design in particular is very special to me, and I truly felt inspiration flowing through me when I conceived of it. VT: Where can we find your clothing? LCM: My designs are available in Eccentrica downtown Puerto Vallarta, Mita Mita in Punta Mita, amongst other retail stores, and I set up my booth every Thursday at the Marina Art and Market right in front of Brazil Steak house. Thank you so much Luciana! I look forward to following your evolution in the future! For more information, sales and custom orders contact Luciana Cura Morales: lucianac_morales@ hotmail.com Look good, feel good, Kimberly Rei

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une Rosen Lopez is a jeweler and jewelry designer from New York City who has called Vallarta home for almost forty years. At a time when everyone is talking about all the major changes in Puerto Vallarta, June’s home and gallery are open to the

public, offering respite from the changing neighbourhoods. Her work is classic, with new pieces designed every season. All her creations are handmade and with an eye for detail. Her home gallery is definitely worth a visit. It is filled with beau-

tiful pieces of jewelry and art in an inviting garden setting. Open from 12 to 6 Monday thru Friday but she will open at other hours by appointment. Every year June hosts a Christmas Open House and you’re invited! It is always a fun way to meet new people and celebrate the season. Mark your calendars for December 16-17 from 1 to 8 pm. You can find the gallery on the corner of Francisca Rodriquez #200 (which is the same street as the new pier) and Pino Suárez. Call for a private appointment at 222-5049, cell 322 779-6491, US cell 646- 338-7373, US 646-292-6852 or email June at: junesjewel74@hotmail.com

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Sheryl Novak is an expat Canadian who has owned a home in Mexico for over ten years. She is the owner of SOLutions Mexico – the online furniture store for your home in Mexico and The Furniture Store by SOLutions Mexico, a brick and mortar show store in Bucerias. She is considered the expert on sourcing all styles of furniture for all sizes of budgets, in Mexico.

Which is the Better Option - Leather or Fabric?

hat’s a trick question. The answer is neither! Until a few years ago, there were really just two options for sofa and sectional covers – fabric or leather. Now, there is a third option that is revolutionizing the upholstered goods industry and it’s the perfect solution for your ocean front homes. It’s called performance fabric. Performance fabric, originally created for the military, quickly

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caught on with sports apparel industry. These fabrics then became the material of choice for awnings, outdoor furniture and boating. Now, these covers are being used in the furniture industry to give longer life to upholstered goods. In the past, a sofa may have had an average life span of 5 to 8 years. With performance fabrics, the forecast is for 20 years or more. Basically, you will get tired of your sofa before your sofa tires of you! This new fabric option provides extra protection and comfort under extreme conditions. Sometimes

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In the past few years, due to the demand for this type of textile, the price per square meter has dropped significantly. There are a few upholstery retailers in Vallarta and Nayarit currently offering performance fabrics. For oceanside homes in humid environments, there is simply no better choice than a stain resistant, stylish and affordable sofa in performance fabric.

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fabrics could really cut the muster, we did our own inhouse test right here in Vallarta. We poured red wine on a white performance fabric and left it overnight. (We also spilled a few tears when we used up the red wine!) With high hopes, we checked the fabric in the morning and true to its hype, the red wine came right off with just one swipe of a cloth. No stain! (For those interested in seeing this experiment with your own eyes, bring over two bottles of wine and we’ll show you – one for the experiment and one to drink while we wait!)

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entertainment ‘Buyer & Cellar’ Premiers plus ‘The Beach Boys’ Tribute and Stolie at Incanto

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he California Sun duo will present a tribute to ‘The Beach Boys and friends’ for one night only, Saturday, Dec. 2 at 7pm. Guy Schryer’s and Jamie Shear`s uncanny ability to listen to a record, determine how it’s put together, and then do it themselves is the key to their amazingly accurate performance of the iconic group. They will perform Beach Boys classics “Surfin’ USA”, “California Girls” and “Little Deuce Coupe” among others, as well as other hits of the era by various artists. Hit stage comedy Buyer & Cellar opens for a limited run on Sunday, Dec. 3 at 7pm. Directed by Alain Perreault and starring César Bravo, it’s an outrageous comedy by Jonathan Tolins about the price of fame, the cost of things, and the oddest of odd jobs. Winner of the 2014–2015 Lucille Lortel Award for Outstanding Solo Show, Tolins has concocted an irresistible one-man play about an underemployed actor who goes to work in Barbra Streisand’s Malibu, Calif., basement. “Hilarious! Beyond brilliant. This show will go down like butta!” — Entertainment Weekly. Actor César Bravo started his acting career in 2002 with El Grupo Municipal de Teatro de Puerto Vallarta. He later lived and worked as an actor in Mexico City where he starred in a television series called Al Final del Arcoiris. In 2014 Cesar co-founded

Perro Bravo Productions along with director Alain Perreault. Past credits include Princesas Desesperadas and Equus. Singer/songwriter Stolie returns to Incanto for Happy Hour on Tuesdays at 5pm, beginning December 5. Hailing from Chicago, Ill., she has been singing/performing live music on guitar and piano for more than 15 years, playing at Millennium Park, Chicago Botanic Gardens. She had a very successful run at Incanto last season, developing a considerable local following. Watch for more of her shows in the cabaret this season. American Idol alum, singer/ songwriter David Hernandez sings pop/R&B through December 4, accompanied by Jean-Guy Comeau on piano. Popular singer/ songwriter Spencer Day sings his original music through December 14 (see calendar for dates/ showtimes). ‘Greater Tuna’, starring Tracy Parks and Ron Spencer opened to rousing applause and is now playing through mid-January, 2018. With over twenty characters played by just two actors with forty-two costume changes, it’s a wild, fun ride full of side-splitting comedy, directed this time by the award-winning Karen Baker. Jean-Guy Comeau plays piano for Happy Hour on Mondays and Thursdays 5-7pm. Joby Hernandez

sings and plays guitar on Mondays at 7:30pm and on Wednesdays at 5pm featuring Latin and pop favorites in English and Spanish. Stolie plays Happy Hour on Tuesdays at 5pm. Latcho & Andrea: The Blond Gypsies play gypsy/flamenco on most Tuesdays at 7pm. Tongo plays Latin/Cuban rhythms on his handmade flutes and drums on Wednesdays at 7:30. Bohemia Viva plays every Wednesday at 6:30pm. Open Mic is on Thursdays at 7pm co-hosted by Tracy Parks and Chris Kenny. ‘The Joanie Show’ starring Joan Houston with Bob Bruneau plays on Fridays at 5pm, followed by singer/guitarist Gabriel Reyes at 7pm. Bingo with Pearl is held on Saturdays at 4pm. Chris Kenny plays on select Saturdays at 8pm, followed by Gabriel Reyes at 10pm. Pearl’s Gurlz Drag Revue plays on select Saturdays at 9:30pm. Pianist Dennis Crow plays on Sundays starting at 5pm. The Red Suitcases band plays on Sundays at 7:30pm with Salsa dancing/lessons at 8pm on the upper terrace. Tickets are available at www. IncantoVallarta.com with no online fees. Box Office hours are 9am to 11:30pm daily. Casual dining is always available with Salvatore playing piano mornings starting at 10am. Incanto is located at Insurgentes 109 (at the Rio Cuale). Call 322 223 9756 for reservations.

Vibes and Vices: El Soñador AJ Freeman

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AJ Freeman is an adventurous spirit, serial friendmaker, and general enthusiast. He lives his everyday life hoping to demonstrate the nearly infinite potential for discovery and wonder on this small wet rock orbiting a dim yellow star in the backwoods of the Milky Way.

El Patio de Mi Casa

hat is smooth? Well, if you ask me, it’s a lot like a perfectly cold and creamy cone of gelato on a sunny Vallarta afternoon. It’s a leisurely sip of red wine under a tree with in a hammock or chair with both feet in the air. It’s the almost intimidatingly luxurious feel of rich, buttery suede. I share with you some of my favorite things to let you know it’s not a word I generally just throw around...but I use it with confidence today. The Vibe: As the venue’s hospitable name suggests, El Patio offers an inviting atmosphere from the moment guests arrive. The main dining area also houses a performance stage for live music and is backed by the bar, which offers a wine list along with the standard spirits. Bartenders at this establishment also know the enchanting secrets of the Ginger Verde, a stellar specialty drink that lit up the night—and the

faces of curious nearby drinkers— with its glowing green color. Fridays and Saturdays are performance nights at El Patio de Mi Casa, giving the local community of slap bassists and jazz flute players a place to showcase their skills. Tonight features the eclectic stylings of Moruno, a three piece outfit practicing a brand of musical alchemy they like to call “Gipsy Jazz.” The Vices: This night was made into a memory when the Ginger Verde made its way into my life for the first time. A serendipitous meeting it was, as well...that very evening that I happened to cross paths with a good friend and veteran barman—a man who has probably had more libations spilled into his beard than I have ever consumed in my 29 years. His advice upon learning of my plans that evening was simple: “Get the Ginger Verde.” I took his suggestion, and now I pass it on to you. The refreshingly verdant drink was a nicely balanced blend of bright citrus and sharp ginger, rendered perfectly into sparkling green crystals that ethereally melted away as the cocktail made its introduction. My enjoyment of the drink was apparently so evident that it attracted the attention of a group of visitors seated elsewhere who just had to know what was in the cup I was marveling at like stemware from the Last Supper. I was only too happy to join them at their table for raised glasses and shared stories in between songs...it is, after all, my job. As the lively sound continued to permeate the evening, one of the group was so inspired by the continued on page 21

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Fifth Annual Flavors of Punta Mita Celebrates Successful Year Welcoming Over 300 Residents, Friends and Guests of Punta Mita

INE, one of Mexico’s premier real estate developers and owners of Punta Mita, Mexico’s private, 1,500acre resort and luxury real estate community on the Riviera Nayarit, announced today the success of the fifth edition of one of Punta Mita’s tastiest traditions, Flavors of Punta Mita. On Sunday, November 19th, Punta Mita kicked off the opening of the 2017-2018 Winter Season deliciously, as our favorite local restaurants gathered to showcase their signature items and new dishes. Hosted for the first time at Kupuri Beach Club, the event was led by the executive chef of Punta Mita beach clubs Pato Pérsico, who welcomed participant hotels: Four Seasons Resort Punta Mita, The St Regis Punta Mita Resort, W Punta de Mita and Imanta Punta de Mita; and Punta de Mita restaurants: Si

Señor, Tuna Blanca, Si Sushi, Blue Shrimp, Margaritas, Sufi, NAEF, Tacos and Papas, Boca Deli, Xitomates, Km. 5, and Kali.

Flavors of Punta Mita attracted over 300 residents and friends and for the fifth consecutive year, proceeds of the evening were

Invites you to A presentation of our research on

The context of family health in Bahía de Banderas and discussions on

Engaging families in their children’s health through patient-centered care

donated to the two charities that are working to benefit our local communities; Fundación Punta de Mita and PEACE Punta de Mita.

We received 37 items donated by Four Seasons and St. Regis hotels, Tequila Patrón, Punta Mita Expeditions, individuals, and businesses this year for our silent auction; raising just over $6,000 USD of our total for the evening. The event sponsors included Tequila Patrón, Tequila de la Luz, Cerveza Bocanegra, Cerveza Malta, Vinoteca, Agua Hethe, Punta Mita Expeditions. “Flavors of Punta Mita is an event that have been created to bring together the whole Punta de Mita community and it is a remarkable example of collaboration,” said Carl Emberson, director of marketing and operations of Punta Mita and creator of the event. “We are thrilled with the continued success of the much-anticipated Flavors of Punta Mita, which drew the largest crowd to date this year.”

La salud en tus manos with: Christina Bethell, Ph.D. Professor at Johns Hopkins School of Public Health Director of the Child & Adolescent Health Measurement Initiative Katy Schalla Lesiak, MSN/MPH, APRN-CPNP Child Health Consultant Minnesota Department of Health

Tuesday, December 5, 2017 10:00 am Auditorio de la Rectoria, University of Guadalajara CUC campus Ixtapa, Jalisco love cooperation amor community unidad salud love cooperation amorlove cooperation amor community unidad salud salud deporte calidad de vida join us love deporte love salud deporte calidad desalud deporte calidad de vida join us love deporte love estabilidad happiness love estabilidad happiness love felicidad felicidad

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Christ Church by the Sea Worldwide Anglican Communion

â&#x20AC;&#x153;WE HAVE NOT MOVEDâ&#x20AC;? Services held each Sunday 10:00 a.m. English-Traditional Holy Communion

All faiths welcome-Casual Dress Christ Church by the Sea has always welcomed people from all walks of life and denominations. We are open to all race creeds political and sexual orientation. We just ask that you leave your agenda at the door and come and experience a relationship with Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Christ Church by the Sea has been serving Puerto Vallarta for 17 years supporting schools, teaching English language, serving the hospitals with layettes for the new born, serving in prison ministry and the handicapped schools. Across from airport, northbound service road next to Sixt and Thrifty Car Rental Blvd Fco. Medina Ascencio 7936, Puerto Vallarta

www.christchurchbythesea.com Questions? Father Jack Wehrs e mail: jackandshirley1@att.net Text 1 619 300 7377 Tel 044 322 229 1129

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Joanna Varvos; Director & Membership “My husband, Cam, and I had been wintering in La Cruz for several years, making the annual trek north for summer then escaping south before the first snowfall. We quickly concluded that we are Cindy Bouchard not multiple residence folks, prefecindy@VillaAmordelMar.com rring one home in one location; really, was there even a choice? Cindy Bouchard, an expat Canadian runs a Boutique Inn, Villa Amor del We had fallen in love with the Mar in La Cruz de Huanacaxtle. She and her husband Chris are living and Patricia Spencer; Vice quiet, friendly fishing village of La lovin’ in Vallarta–Nayarit. If you want more info on La Cruz or desire… A very President Cruz Huanacaxtle and set down special vacation contact cindy@VillaAmordelMar.com “This question has made me our roots here. Soon enough we think a lot about my work with discovered that our lovely village little girl. After that goal was met, Amigos de la Cruz. The transition and its amiable residents faced others asked for help, and through to retirement was not an easy one many issues which citizens in our the years, they have spent thou- for me, as I feel compelled to have northern home take for granted; sands of pesos helping hundreds a purpose to my life. I also believe such as schools with crumbling that humans are wired to help one infrastructure, inadequate toileting of people. The good works of the Amigos another, we need to make our little facilities, a dearth of learning matehen friends get together de La Cruz board continues to corner of the world a better place rials such as books, scholastic me. to make a difference impress materials for lives are changed for the They are passioboth students better. Today please help me thank nate, committed and teachers, the people of Amigos de La Cruz. even such basics and fun. I’ve There were two entities that asked them what as crayons and merged to become the organization inspired them to pencils. There it is now. are the families join and do all APERCH, the predecessor to they do. who cannot afford Amigos de La Cruz, had its beginmedical care for needed drugs or D a v i d ning in 2003 when the highway life-saving surgeto Punta de Mita was built. Unex- H i b b a r d ; pectedly, La Cruz was left with an President ries. We discoSeveral years embankment and no entry into vered the dedifriends From left to right; Front Row; Carmen Tapia, Joanna Varvos, Amy Welch, cated group called town. Residents and small busi- ago, ness owners of La Cruz got toge- visited my home Berenice Uribe, Back row; Patricia Spencer, David Hibbard Missing from Amigos de la Cruz photo; Lina Bureau who commit much ther and petitioned the Municipal here in La Cruz. They had introduced me to Puerto for those less fortunate by using time and effort to assist with these President for: Construction of a town Vallarta back in the middle of the the gifts we have. Volunteering with issues and so much more. I am entrance Protection of the 80’s. Lazily floating around the pool Amigos, whether it is producing a a proud member of the Board of as I slithered in and out, nipping fundraiser or directing a play, or Directors of Amigos de la Cruz. Huanacaxtle trees a branch in my garden here, and just having fun makes me a happier We are always looking for more More frequent garbage removal Investigation of the effective- adjusting something there my human being... I have a purpose, members and volunteers, and we ness of the sewage treatment plant friend calls to me “David, it’s alright and together we help our commu- welcome hearing from YOU!!!” Improved communications through to do nothing”. That’s not what I’m nity. It’s all good, please join us this made of and at that moment I season.” Lina Bureau; Environmental the Delagado (town delegate) Chair Their efforts were successful realized that my life here in Mexico “I guess I do it for the love I have and La Cruz now welcomes visi- needed to be fulfilled with commiAmy Welch; Secretary/Treafor La Cruz and for all the smiles tors via the gorgeous cross at the ttees, events and volunteerism, as surer & Communications Glorieta and the sparkling waters is my life in Wisconsin. Humble Amy only shares the I get on Monday morning when of Banderas Bay. Encouraged, Fast forward a few years, good of others. Since she won’t I I collect containers full of plastic. they continued working to improve occasionally attending Amigos must say, Amy is amazing, forever After 4 years it has become a garbage collection, street cleaning meetings assessing the organiza- inspiring others, collecting donation must, a normal thing to do just like and communication with govern- tion, understanding its purpose, items for fundraisers, updating the ment officials. The group is now and giving input; it happened… I newsletter, communicating with all known as Amigos de La Cruz de was asked to serve on the board of who need to be informed and so continued from page 18 Huanacaxtle, A.C. In 2014 Amigos a new model Amigos de La Cruz. much more. received the status of Asociación With the full credentials of a regisinfectious melodies (and perhaps Inspired by meeting new and a bit of white wine) to join the Civil or Mexican non-profit corpo- tered AC, the mission was similar to ration. In 2015, Amigos received the past, but the bar seemed to be interesting people from different group onstage as a surprise guest their Donatario status as a Mexican raised higher in terms of contribu- walks of life, Amy stays commi- dancer...not a practice I’d recomtax-deductible charity. tion to our community. tted; she says “It’s fulfilling, interes- mend, but sometimes you can roll The medical program was origiNow as President, the bar ting and at the same time, we’re the dice if the feeling is right. The band played it off by nally called ‘The Friendship Club’ keeps rising, higher and higher. working together to provide support with its sole mission to provide Privileged to be surrounded by to our community. I think that we all honoring one of her requests—a medical support to the needy of our some of the most competent and feel we are adding a small drop French-language classic by the community by paying for medical giving people I have ever known of help. Together we make a diffe- name of “La Vie en Rose.” The velvety arrangement bathed expenses and medicine. Founded we have a respect and friendship rence. This is why we do what we in 2005 by Kathleen Dobek and that “busy people” love and appre- do – in service of others that touch the room in its’ dulcet tones...a celePhilo Hayward to raise funds to buy ciate. The challenges of planning our hearts and minds, and stir our bration of ecstasy in a life well lived. hearing aids for a profoundly deaf and executing events, developing souls.” Not understated nor overstated...

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a Kids Club, sponsoring a summer school program, hosting a team of dentists to provide care to our grade school children, carrying out a very successful plastic recycle program and beautifying the main streets of La Cruz are all part of the mission of Amigos de La Cruz. If you are interested in a fun ride while making a difference, Amigos is the place to be.”

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sweeping my yard every morning. Hearing thank you from all my Mexican friends and the willingness they have now to keep our town clean and recycle keeps me committed. I feel I am now a part of La Cruz family.” Carmen Tapia; Chair of education and medical “I’m proud to be a member of an association focused on community service like Amigos De la Cruz. We all share the common goal of improving the environment and people’s lives. I’m a strong advocate of fulfilling children’s educational needs and Amigos de La Cruz make good things happen for the children in the community.” We are so thankful for our silent benefactor from Canada and La Cruz who donated the Kids Club space for one year; fingers crossed we can use this great facility even longer; visit the Kids Club at Coral 5, just off Langosta at the glorieta. Berenice Eugenia Uribe Guijarro; Director Berenice and her husband Javier help in so many ways, always lending a hand when needed. They also help navigate the political landscape. Joanna welcomes you to learn more out about Amigos de La Cruz. “Ask us questions or learn about volunteer opportunities; visit us at the La Cruz Sunday market where our friendly coterie man a table. Satisfy your curiosity about our activities and/or sign up to receive our email newsletter. We look forward to meeting you!” The next event is a Black & White Masked Gala - A Night to Remember on December 8th. http://www.amigoslacruz.org/ Bravo, you’re all doing a fabulous job! Gracias Amigos!

but stated, and clearly done. Ever so smooth. The Verdict: It’s no secret to the staff at El Patio de Mi Casa that I find their confines particularly friendly, and my official visit reflected my fondest experiences with this charming lounge at Guerrero 311, just inland from the Los Arcos Ampitheater. When I’m in the mood for a night of good company set to an eminently sociable soundtrack, El Patio de Mi Casa is my home away from home. Maybe I’ll catch you there.

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Fun on the Riviera Nayarit Cat Morgan www.rivieranayaritfun.com Cat@RivieraNayaritFun.com Cat Morgan is owner of RivieraNayaritFun.com and also NewEnergyConsciousness.com If you have any questions, comments or Riviera Nayarit news please contact her at Cat@CatMorgan.me

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ey Everybody! Our amazing bay draws many to her. For me and so many others there is nothing more fun than an outing on the beautiful Banderas Bay. Last Friday, I was fortunate to be invited by friends (Thank you Dave and Lori) for a lovely cruise on a beautiful Hatteras MY75 (75 foot motor yacht) named “Aurora”, out of Nuevo Vallarta Marina. Conditions were amazing and the weather was perfect. With over 30 years experience, Owner / Captain Douglas Zakes began his career with MY100 - MY140; moving to owning several yachts and now the Aurora. Crew Captain Valentino (whom has 35+ years as captain) and Chef Luis both held the best energies and conversation whilst meeting everyone’s needs. A predetermined customized lunch and drinks are ordered to accommodate client’s tastes. I also noted everything was served on real dishes, glasses and cutlery. I love and support ECO friendly! Captain Doug takes the time / effort to pick up trash that floats in the marina and bay. THANK YOU! They offer many trip options and larger crew to serve drinks, lunch, kayaks, paddleboards, snorkeling, fishing, overnight romantic or fishing trips with clientele. The salon was plush and comfortable; the padded luxury on the fly bridge with loungers and with a helm station; another helm station on the main level. The padded deck up front made a comfortable place to lounge. Couples snuggled as we all enjoyed the sparkle of the PV lights on shore. Below the large master bedroom with a comfortable king bed; yep..I did lay on it to check it out! And master bath with full size bath tub! Four bathrooms and four staterooms; three births up front with one holding a large queen. I estimated about 37 people on our trip with plenty of room for everyone. The staff takes drone video by air and regular photos during the trip giving guests the video / photos on this all inclusive cruise. How wonderful! This allows you to have all of the fun without

worring about photos or being attached to your phone all day. (That’s priceless!) With the best pricing on the bay you can afford the best on the bay! Check out “Aurora” at www.YachtCharterPuertoVallarta. com or send me an email at Cat@ RivieraNayaritFun.com for more information. A stellar day on the Banderas Bay! “Queen Liz” An excellent evening with good friends celebrating my amiga’s Liz Barrow birthday last Sunday. We were thrilled to experience “Gypsy Rumba” for their first show of the season at “The Palm Cabaret” in PV. Staying true to their soul’s music magic they did not disappoint! It began for Gypsy Rumba with guitarist / vocalist Cheko Ruiz and percussionist Alex Gonzalez; and now one of the very favorite bands around the bay, “Gypsy Rumba”. Award winning song writer Cheko has a voice that will melt your heart; clear, strong and filled with intense passion and joy. Alex carries an air of excitement and enthusiasm while playing his variety of drums and percussion instruments like no other. Alberto Ramirez, whom we all know as “Mimi”, on lead guitar, (whom you may also know from the amazing “Tatewari” from La Cruz), is incredibly talented and funny! Never have ever witnessed someone having so much fun playing an instrument and playing it so well! Talented female violinist Eugenia Prieto carries a fun stage presence with Emmanuel de la

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Luna Lounge Bucerias Launches New Shows and Brings Back Some Popular Favorites By Debbie White una Lounge’s new season of entertainment is off to an exciting start. The Crazy Bitches are back each Tuesday night and they are already selling out shows., Join the fun on Tuesday nights at 7pm for a delicious meal of barbecue chicken, steak and ribs along with salads and side dishes. After dinner, The Crazy Bitches Drag Show, starring Miss Diva Divine and the gals, will entertain you with hilarious and outrageous musical parodies. The gorgeous costumes, racy lyrics and catchy tunes all add up to a wonderful evening to remember. Starting in January, The Crazy Bitches will also be featured on Wednesday nights. This season’s lineup of musical tribute shows is impressive, with many favorite artists returning along with new, top notch musical acts. Luna Lounge has perfected

the dinner/show experience, bringing you an incredible four course dinner and a tribute show featuring the songs of our lives made famous by major artists. On Sunday, November 26 , Luna Lounge welcomed Matt Cage who brilliantly performed his high energy, musical tribute show, “Elvis-The Early Years.” We absolutely loved Matt’s performance and all those memorable Elvis tunes he brought to life! From his dynamic entrance singing, “Don’t Be Cruel” to the crowd pleasing, “Viva Las Vegas,” Matt thrilled the audience with every song. This show was as professional and entertaining as anything you’d see in a large arena! On Thursday, November 30 Luna Lounge features “California Sun: The Hits of the Beach Boys and Friends.” Tribute musicians, Guy Schyer and Jamie Shear sing all the memorable “Surf Music” of the 60’s.

“The Rod Stewart Show, Forever Young,” starring Doug Varty, thrills the audience on Sunday, December 3. Doug is an exceptionally talented musician and entertainer and always delivers a superbly, entertaining show! “Believe, The Cher Show” returns this season to Luna Lounge on Thursday, December 7. Kara Chandler expertly sings hits like “Dark Lady,” “Believe” and “Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves.” With her uncanny resemblance to the famous star you’ll love this show! On Sunday, December 10, Jeff Scott channels “The Spirit of Buddy Holly.” This show is pure rock n’ roll, straight from the 50’s with the oldies expertly performed! “Piano Man” starring the music of Billy Joel debuts at Luna Lounge on Thursday, Dec 14. Jeff Brewer has portrayed Billy Joel for over 20 years and truly personifies

the man and the music! On Sunday, Dec 17, Joe Passion presents “The Crooners: Barry Manilow and Tony Bennet.” You’ll love listening to songs like, “Mandy,” “Copacabana” and the Bennet favorite, “I Left My Heart in San Francisco.” Joe returns the next evening on Monday, December 18th, with “The Rockers: John Lennon and Dion.” Join the fun on Thursday, December 21 for a “50’s Rock’ N’ Roll Party” featuring Billy C, King of rock’ n’ roll guitar. The dance floor will be hopping with the hits of Chuck Berry, Little Richard and more!! A special holiday dinner/show is planned for December 24 and 25. Enjoy a traditional Christmas dinner followed by the music of Don Henley and The Eagles Tribute starring Robert Killian. On Thursday, December 28, Samira is “Truly Tina,” as she returns to Luna Lounge with her

tribute to Tina Turner. With the look, the voice and all the moves, Samira is amazing! Bring in the New Year on December 31 with Brian Neale and “A Tribute to Jimmy Buffet.” With songs like “Cheeseburger in Paradise” and “Margaritaville,” you’ll be rocking in the New Year. More exciting shows for the new year include tributes to Jim Morrison, Adele, Roy Orbison, The Everly Brothers, John Fogerty, Queen, Elton John, Neil Diamond, Paul McCartney, Whitney Houston, Memories of Motown, Johnny Cash, The Blues Brothers, Celine Dion, Eric Clapton, Patsy Cline, Aretha Franklin, Lou Armstrong, Bon Jovi, Kenny Rogers and Bryan Adams. Incredible vocalist, Jackie Bristow debuts and singing sensation, Amy Armstrong returns along with Cabaret star, Miss Conception. And Bucerias favorite and awarding artist, Brittany Kingery comes home for 2 performances. Go to www.lunaloungebucerias.com for more information about shows and tickets. . Join the North Shore’s premiere entertainment venue for a season of incredible food and entertainment!

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SPCA of Puerto Vallarta Goldie Hawn A Great Comedic Actress By Janice Gonzalez

Part One – The Early Years By Fred Jacobs

oldie Hawn was born on November 21, 1945 in Washington, D.C. Her mother was the daughter of Jewish immigrants and a dance school owner, and her father was a band musician who played at major events in Washington. The family lived in the suburbs of D.C. Goldie began taking ballet and tap dance lessons at her mother’s studio, at the age of three. At the age of ten, Goldie danced in the corps de ballet of the “Ballet Russe de Monte Carlo” production of The Nutcracker in 1955. By 1964, Goldie had dropped out of University, where she was studying drama. To earn money she taught ballet at the school. Goldie made her stage acting debut at the age of nineteen, playing Juliet in a Virginia Shakespeare Festival production of “Romeo and Juliet.” She made her professional dancing debut in a production of “Can-Can” at the Texas Pavilion of the New York 1964 World’s Fair and began working as a professional dancer a year later as a go-go dancer in New York City. Goldie moved to California to dance in a show at a theater across from Disneyland. She began her acting career as a cast member of the short-lived CBS sit-com “Good Morning, World” (1967). The role was that of the girlfriend of a radio disc jockey, with a “dumb blonde” personality-something that would become her trademark. Goldie’s big break of course came when she was cast as a regular on the sketch comedy show, “Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In” (1968–1973). On the show, she would often break out into high-pitched giggles in the middle of a joke, continuing her “dumb blonde” persona. She was on almost every episode with her chipper attitude and her bikini and painted body-this was the 60’s after all. Goldie was seen as something of a 60s “It” girl. Goldie made her big screen film debut in a small role as a giggling dancer, in the 1968 film “The One and Only, Genuine, Original Family Band”. Just a year later, she got her first major film role, which was a total opposite of the “dumb blond” persona she had become to be known as. Goldie showed her dramatic side in “Cactus Flower”

(1969), where she played opposite Walter Matthau, as his suicidal fiancée. Goldie won an Oscar for Best Supporting Actress for the role. After Goldie’s Oscar win, her film career took off. She starred in a string of successful comedy movies starting with “There’s a Girl in My Soup” (1970), and “Butterflies Are Free” (1972). She continued proving herself in dramatic roles as well, with the 1974 dramas “The Girl from Petrovka”, “The Sugarland Express”, and “Shampoo” in 1975, with Warren Beatty. Goldie got her own TV special “Pure Goldie” in 1971. After the special, Goldie took some time off for family life. She had married an actor/director in 1969 but it ended in divorce in 1976. Later that same year, Goldie married actor/musician Bill Hudson and wanted to start her family. She would have a son, Oliver Hudson and a daughter, Kate Hudson, before divorcing again in 1982. Goldie’s second TV special was in 1978, “The Goldie Hawn Special” and it was a sort of comeback for her, after she had been out of the spotlight for over two years. On the TV special she performed show tunes and comedy bits alongside comic legend George Burns, teen idol Shaun Cassidy, television star John Ritter and even the Harlem Globetrotters joined her on the show. The special later went on to be nominated for a primetime Emmy Award. Next week, we’ll look at Goldie maturing in Hollywood as well as her personal life. Fred Jacobs is a full time resident of Puerto Vallarta and the author of three books.

e are very grateful to all our friends and supporters who attended our annual fundraiser “Evening Under the Stars” this past Saturday at La Cappella (Hacienda San Angel). It was most successful in large part thanks to the wonderful auctioneer John Curley. Our guests were treated to an exquisite meal preceded by delicious appetizers all underwritten by our founder Janice Chatterton. In addition, we all enjoyed the wonderful mariachi music performed by La Joya de Mexico. This sold out event is not to be missed so mark your calendars for next year. The fundraiser is always the last Saturday in November. Hope to see you again next year! This year we will have a “booth” set up at the Marina Art & Market each Thursday from 6:00 pm until 10:00 pm. Be sure to come buy and say hello. We will have our special t-shirts available for a donation as well as our 2018 calendars. We have begun scheduling our weekly tours to the sanctuary on Tuesdays and Thursdays. If you have your own transportation, please let us know. To reserve a spot on a tour, contact us at spcapv@gmail.com. We appreciate any donations you can bring for our rescues and please feel free to bring treats for sanctuary staff as they truly appreciate it. Those items we ALWAYS need include: collars and leashes; toys and more toys! both stuffed and hard plastic (no soft plastic as they can chew off pieces and swallow); large towels; blankets; sweaters and coats; Post-surgical

cones (Both the cone shaped and donut inflatable ones). Our rescues are now fed a total raw diet so please refrain from bringing any dog food or treats. Thanks in advance! And, we are actively recruiting volunteers in two specific areas. First, we need some personnel to help us staff the weekly tours out to the sanctuary. Many visitors to Vallarta are quite interested in spending time at the sanctuary and we encourage visitors. This would enable you to make some new friends while you have fun with the rescues awaiting their forever homes. You must have your own car for transportation. Second, there are several “markets” that are held around town during the high season. We have had much success in previous years and would like to continue our involvement. These markets are a wonderful way to meet more members of your community as well as give a lending hand to our rescue organization. If you would be interested in volunteering some of your time or want more details, please contact us at spcapv@gmail.com.

The SPCAPV has started a new opportunity for businesses to contribute and become sponsors. We thank all our sponsors who are dedicated to making a difference. If you are interested in helping, write to clare23leach@gmail.com to join us. To see our animals available for adoption, visit our Facebook page at www.facebook.com/spcapv. Go to Photos where you will also find individual albums for all the animals available as well as a bit of their history. Please be aware that our adoption fee within Mexico is $1,500 pesos. To make donations via PayPal, select the “Donate” option on our Facebook page www.facebook. com/spcapv or on our website at http://spcapv.com/donate/. You can drop off any donations for the SPCA at Hacienda San Angel located at Calle Miramar 336, above Our Lady of Guadalupe Church in El Centro. Get involved…rescue, adopt, foster, volunteer, donate or educate. You can learn more about the SPCA Puerto Vallarta by checking us out at www.spcapv.com/home or on Facebook.

tional healers. Thursday November 30 – Dec. 3 Punta Mita Gourmet & Golf Classic Join renowned wine experts, tequila experts, chefs at this three-day event at the St. Regis Punta Mita Resort and Four Seasons Resort. Includes wine and tequila tastings, festive gatherings, gourmet meals and cooking classes and a two-day golf tournament at the famous Pacifico and Bahia courses, both designed by Jack Nicklaus. Friday, December 8 Illumination Dinner, Show and Art Auction to benefit Pasitos de Luz. An evening at Casa Karma

Boutique Hotel from 6 to 10 pm featuring dinner, live music and an art auction. $1500 pesos condo211@yahoo.ca to buy tickets. Friday, December 8 Fifth Annual Luau on the Beach to benefit PuRR Project held at the Sea Monkey Restaurant on Playa Los Muertos at 5pm. $400 pesos includes buffet dinner, show, raffle and more. Tickets Marilyn Khan at exkhan@usfamily.net. Saturday, December 9 5th Annual Taste of Nuevo Vallarta & 17th Annual Chili Cook-off 4-7 pm at the Marina Nuevo Vallarta malecon. This fundraiser supports the IFC and Navy League.

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f you have an event you’d like to include here, please email editor@vallar tatr ibune.com. Non-profit/community events are listed free of charge. For a calendar of all events visit vallartatribune.com/eventos – Add events online at no cost. All events are emailed to our database. Thursday November 30 – Dec. 3 2nd Wixarika Expo 25 Wixarika groups offer hands-on workshops for embroidery, beadwork, painting and more, as well as the Indigenous Paradise and Culinary pavilions, and traditional meals from Nayarit. The Traditional Medicine Pavilion includes participation of four tradi-

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Casa Yvonneka’s ANNUAL ‘FUN’ RAISER

Salty Paw Jazz Orchestra: A Salty Winter Come dressed as Frida Khalo or Diego Riviera Saturday December 9, 2017 at 7 pm Tickets available at : Galeria Dante Basilio Badillo 269 info@galleriadante.com Matthias Vogt: matthias.pv@ gmail.com “Ever since moving to the paradise we call Puerto Vallarta, my mission has been to improve the life of street dogs and cats. Thanks

to your support we are doing so much to change the abuse of these overlooked innocent lives. While you dine under the stars and enjoy Casa Yvonneka: see: www.casayvonneka.com, rest assured that all your contributions are going to the many needy animal rescues in PV. Without your valued support, this would not be possible. Come to the party on December 9 and meet the charities and the volunteers personally. Host, Yvonne Kalman

he Salty Paw Jazz Orchestra, Puerto Vallarta’s first and only youth-based jazz orchestra, will be returning to the Act II Main Stage on Sunday, December 3, 2017, 8 pm for their presentation of A Salty Winter. The Salty Paws’ first performance was jam packed with enthusiastic, cheering audiences. These kids are amazing, developing as jazz musicians in leaps and bounds – incredible, considering the group was established only last

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September! The “Salty Paw Jazz Orchestra” or “Pata Salada Orquesta de Jazz” is in the style of a Big Band Orchestra. The members mainly consist of young musicians learning jazz improvisation - Swing, Rock and Latin Jazz. While the usual big band consists of saxophone, trumpet, trombone and rhythm section, the Salty Paw Jazz Orchestra includes flutes and violins with over 20 members. Led by the young, impassioned Founder and Director Victor Kris, with the help of Biblioteca Los Mangos and others, the group evolved into a full jazz ensemble – and expanded beyond the usual jazz instrumentation, and includes violins and flutes adding innovative dimensions to the ensemble. The Salty Paw Jazz Orchestra has became a part of the newly

founded Instituto de Artes Musicales Puerto Vallarta or (IAMPV) which now resides at the Rio Cuale cultural center here in downtown Puerto Vallarta. If you can play an instrument, you can play with the Salty Paw Jazz Orchestra. If you’re interested, contact Victor Kris at saltypawjazz@gmail.com or Facebook “Salty Paw Jazz” Class is held at the Rio Cuale cultural center here in downtown Puerto Vallarta every Saturday from 2 pm to 4 pm. (Always arrive early please to make sure you get a seat) The Salty Paw Jazz Orchestra, which is part of the newly formed Asociacion Civil (AC), Instituto de Artes Musicales Puerto Vallarta (I AM PV), is been a privately funded program that relies solely on fundraisers and donations from the community.

The Soul of the Agave Christ Church by the Sea

Anglican / Episcopal Tradition Established in 1992

English Services with Communion Sundays 10 a.m.

Celebrants The Rev. Michael Schirmacher ~ The Rev. Canon Bob Webster

Worship with us in our new location Plaza Genovesa - Center Courtyard Palapa Avenue Francisco Medina Ascensio 2015 Email mypvchurch@gmail.com

oin us for a special evening of cocktails and culture. On December 8 at 8pm enjoy the unique flavors and mixtures of Raicilla cocktails, presented by expert mixologists from Cocktail Badeba, Volstead and prepared with three of the best Raicillas from Jalisco´s coast and mountain regions. (El Tuito, San Sebastian del Oeste and Mascota) Special guests and experts will

tell you more about the history of this handmade sprit that is very representative of the culture and tradition in our region. Exquisite Mexican hors d’oeuvres will be served along side your cocktails under the moonlight on the terrace of Di Vino Dante`s gallery. A spectacular evening. For more info and reservations call 322 199 5081. Facebook: ALMA DE AGAVE

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ill Kelly is back and raring to go; the Christmas wreaths are ready and aprons, cooling ties, pillow covers are all made of simply fabulous fabrics. Welcome back, Mr Bill! Next to the Fabulous Fabric Fellows is Pandemonia Boutique Pat has gone back into the kitchen after a long summer hiatus. She is offering fresh horseradish! Also sweet and savoury breads and assorted bits and bites for those impromptu cocktail gatherings. You’ll need a wine bag to go with that and she has hers on sale: buy five and get two free! Pat sews all these brightly colored, sturdy bags in seasonal fabrics – there are dozens of patterns to choose from. Ricardo Mazcal has a first-aid-kitin-a-bottle! Instant relief from insect

bites, burns, small cuts, canker sores, ulcers and toothaches. Ricardo will give you a taste of the Chilculati – an interesting experience! Ricardo makes all his own products and is the fourth-generation herbalist in his family. If you’re hungry, you’ve come to the right market! Jeanine and Barbara turn out magnificent food to take home every week and don’t forget dessert. See Gloria for fried chicken and great salads; Kim’s sticky buns and James’ cheesecake rank first in Vallarta. We have painters, coffee, food, clothing, working galleries all set to live music. See you early! Three Hens & A Rooster Market is open Saturdays from 9 to 2 pm at Venustiano Carranza 466 in Old Town Puerto Vallarta.

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ast week’s Market was busy with police and firefighters promoting their latest (and very sexy) 2018 Heroes calendar. Get your copy soon before they sell out. Autographs are cheerfully given up as are photo ops with the most handsome and prettiest first responders in Vallarta. What a treat to have them at the Marsol Market! And, a huge thank you for doing their often dangerous jobs so well.

The finest peanuts, organically grown in Chiapas, make up the bulk of Alan’s Peanut Brittle made from a 100-year-old recipe from Louisiana. Alan used to sell

this peanut brittle door to door as a child so he knows it well. He can tell you many different ways to enjoy it; his favorite is crushed and sprinkled heavily over caramel ice cream. Fabulous! Some of Vallarta’s most important artisans are at the Marsol every Friday, come and shop for clothes, coffee, leather goods, pastries, silver, Mexican candies and nuts, walking tours, goods and services including the finest herbalist in Vallarta. We have embroidered patches for tears in your favorite jeans and think about a patch bearing the logo of your company! For ball caps, sweaters, jackets and

framed on your wall! See Hilary for more info. The Marsol Friday Market by the Pier is open from 9:30 am to 1:30 pm.

Alegre Tours Tonala “Special Shop Till you Drop” Tour February 16-19-2018 Visiting Furniture Expo in Guadalajara and Tlaquepaque

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“Magic Mirror….”

agic mirror on the wall, who, now, is the fairest one of all?” asks the Queen in Snow White. When you looked in the mirror this morning, what did you see? A person who is planning a trip to the beach and another day of sloth and indolence with a beer and a book or one who is looking for a new experience and a chance to help people in PV? We hope it was the latter because the International Friendship Club (IFC) has a deal for you. Every Tuesday and Wednesday morning at 10:30 buses leave the Sea Monkey on the Malecon at Aquiles Serdan and whisk you away to four spectacular homes, artfully decorated (all with mirrors) and built on craggy outcrops above the ocean or tucked away in behind walls that

continued from page 22 Rosa on a 6 string bass brings it all together for a most enjoyable evening of music. There is not a bad seat in the house at The Palm! Gypsy Rumba plays every Sunday…GOOD TIMES! BITS OF INFO: Black Forest Restaurant.. Latcho and Andrea with the season kick-off at the Black Forest Restaurant in La

provide privacy and seclusion. You could find yourself climbing up and down stairs and walking on cobbled streets, so please be careful and wear “sensible” shoes. Our docents are with you to give information, not triage! Tickets on the luxury buses cost a miserly $600 pesos, which is cheap for most North Americans vacationing in PV, but goes a long, long way when used to buy medical supplies, school supplies or dental treatment for kids. All of the profits of the IFC from the Home Tours go to support these programs and charities. Tickets are available in advance at www.toursforvallarta.com and at the IFC office (located above HSBC bank on Insurgentes by the river bridge).

Cruz Dec.1 -7:30 seating is limited so make your resos! PICKLEBALL FUNRAISER LA CRUZ Pickleball is now part of the telesecundaria in La Cruz. The event is on Dec 16 at the Green Tomate, located on Camaron and Langosta. Tickets $150 includes a beer, a snack, music and fun. This should cover the costs for the school year. Tickets La Cruz Sunday Market /Amigos de La

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Smile If You Still Have Teeth By John Warren

ave you ever been to a blessing of a medical/dental clinic? Me neither. But I’m planning to do so on Tuesday 5th December and cross that one off my bucket list! If you’d like to come along then catch the bus to Boca de Tomatlan, about 40 minutes south of PV, and join the locals who will be at the new Dental Amistad for the blessing that will take place at noon, Mexican time. Opening ceremonies will take place from 12:30 to 1:00, there will be an open house for a couple of hours and then local dancers and other entertainment will start at 3:30ish. This is a big deal for the villagers of Boca De Tomatlán and the surrounding coastal villages of Las Animas, Quimixto, Yelapa, Pizota, Mismaloya and Las Juntas/Los Veranios because, until now, they have had to take the bus into Puerto Vallarta for dental check-ups (they didn’t) and to fix that mother of all pains, the toothache. About five years ago Christina Martell, a long-term resident of Boca De Tomatlán, decided that the children of that village should have regular dental check-ups and treatment available to them. She found a dentist in Puerto Vallarta, Gerardo Mijares Valles, who would provide free services to as many kids as Christina could bring into town on a Thursday afternoon. Christina put the word out in Boca and, very soon, she was transporting ten or a dozen kids in a vehicle designed for six, to the dentist for free check-ups and treatment followed by supper of pizza. The group was usually back in Boca before nightfall and then many of the kids had to make their way back to their coastal homes by the family’s boat or had to trudge back along jungle paths to their village. The International Friendship Club (IFC) has been supporting the student dental outreach program in PV for the last five years with a monthly

donation of 2,500 pesos per month and it was such a popular service for parents and the kids that the idea for a medical/dental clinic in Boca was hatched. Dental Amistad is housed in the new medical building in Boca de Tomatlán that was constructed in 2014-15 through a joint effort of the Sister City Santa Barbara, California, the local Club Rotario Puerto Vallarta Sur, the Ejido de Boca de Tomatlán/Mismaloya, using the SEDISOL 3-1 program of the government of Mexico. The rest of the building is used for new medical offices and has the village’s only ambulance. Again, this is a huge improvement to the health facilities available in the area where medical help has often been hours away. All dental clinics need some pretty sophisticated and expensive equipment including a dental chair, lights, attachments, dental compressor, autoclave and x-ray machine. Christina tallied up the costs of this equipment and asked the IFC to fund the purchases, which they did. Some of the profits from the IFC Home Tours were used for this purpose. Dental Amistad will be staffed with volunteer dentists from Puerto Vallarta, supervised by Dr. Francisco Rodrigues, who operates RODGUARD Dental Boutique in Puerto Vallarta, and has generously volunteered to oversee this new community dental effort. All

dentists in Puerto Vallarta are being asked to consider donating four hours per month in community service to this important rural effort. What a win-win situation! Donations of dental supplies, toothbrushes and toothpaste are needed by Dental Amistad to support its community dental outreach efforts in the remote pueblos of Cabo Corrientes. If you would like to donate these supplies, please purchase them and drop them off at the IFC offices located upstairs, above HSBC bank in el Centro at the corner of Insurgentes and Libertad. The office is open Monday to Friday from 9:00 to 1:30. The major program of the International Friendship Club is its cleft palate program that provides free examination, assessment, surgery and ongoing care to the babies born with cleft palate or cleft lips in and around Puerto Vallarta. It has been doing this since 1986 by running the famous and popular IFC Home Tours. Over the last thirty years the club has grown to over 600 members, about 100 of which volunteer their time to run the Home Tours, liaise with the charities the club supports, deliver lectures, teach bridge and attend Spanish courses and social events. All of the profits are used to support the dental outreach program, the cleft palate program and about 20 other charities in this area. Please check out www.ifcvallarta.com and www.toursforvallarta.com

Cruz booth. More info call: Joan Gil 322-182-1161. Bucerias Children’s Christmas at the Drunken Duck reminder Dec 4. Bringing Christmas for 2 decades and 8 years at the Duck! Doors open 2pm / Gecko Band at 3. Cash bar, door prizes, bottle draws; raffle items. Tickets $250 at YoYo Mo’s & Lujo’s. Bucerias Thursday Art Walk 7-9pm Fun checking out the art, mingling whilst sipping

wine and snacking. San Pancho / Entreamigos Welcome Back Party Fundraiser Dec 4 at 5pm Mar Plata restaurant. Latcho and Andrea are playing! Proceeds go for new books for the library. Includes drink, apps and music. Cost info 332-1425387. Reservations 311-258-4424. Thanks so much for tuning in this week. Are you getting your online votes in on the Vallarta Tribune website for your favorite places?

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