Issue 1084, Jan 11 - 17, 2018 by Vallarta Tribune

OLAS ALTAS FARMERS MARKET

Antonio & Sasha Bake the Biggest Buns

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CULINARY REVIEW

La Traviata Ravioli Impresses Page 9

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Chacala, Champion of the Arts Page 13

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VALLARTA SHOPPING paGES 26 - 27

EVENTS CALENDAR PAGE 25

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Welcome to Puerto Vallarta and Riviera Nayarit Here is some advice to make your trip a little easier and more enjoyable. TIME ZONE: The entire state of Jalisco is on Central Time, as is the southern part of the State of Nayarit starting from Guayabitos to the Ameca River and including Nuevo Vallarta. BUSES: A system of urban buses can bring you from one end of the bay to the other and all the spots in between. Current fare within Puerto Vallarta is $7.50 pesos per ticket and passengers must purchase a new ticket every time they board a bus. Hold on to your ticket. This is your proof and insurance should anything happen. Bus destinations are typically written on the front of the window. Those with a ‘centro’ sign will drive through downtown Puerto Vallarta and those with a ‘tunel’ sign will drive through the tunnel roads that go behind the city. TAXIS: There are set rates within defined zones of town. Do not enter a taxi without agreeing on the price with the driver first. Price is per trip not person unless there are more than four passengers. Take note of the taxi number on the outside door and where it picked you up. If you lose an item this information will be vital to attempting to get it back. MONEY EXCHANGE: To exchange money you will need your passport. Best option is to use your bankcard to withdraw funds from any ATM machine. ATM’s in the banks are the safest to use and generally charge lower fees. USING PESOS OR USD: Businesses must display their prices in pesos and they may also post the prices in any other currency they choose. They cannot refuse to accept pesos. Some service staff may appreciate being tipped in USD and others in pesos. If you are concerned, ask. TIPPING: How much and when you tip are personal choices and unless otherwise noted a 10-20%

tip on food and beverage and services is standard. Tip the kids and seniors who bag your groceries. They work exclusively for tips. Have change at the ready for musicians and clowns that ride the buses – typically tipping 5 pesos or less. Taxi drivers do not receive tips unless they go to extraordinary lengths. DRINKING WATER: Puerto Vallarta’s water (at the source) is certified pure enough to drink. For many who live here long term, we drink from our taps with no issues. For those on vacation, it may be better to stick to bottled water. EXPORTING PETS: Falling in love with a rescue animal is easy – and it’s easy to take them home with you. The process is quick and inexpensive. You need a certificate of health from a local vet with the appropriate inoculations, among other things. The time of year that pets can travel in the cargo hold of the plane may be your biggest challenge. Contact your airline to double-check their requirements. COMMON SENSE: Just as you would not walk around your hometown drunk and belligerent, it is not acceptable to do that here. While Mexicans are a forgiving bunch, basic politeness is appreciated. Pay attention to your surroundings. Pay your bills. Be courteous. And have fun! DRINKING AND DRIVING: First off – just don’t. The consequences are not worth it. Taxis are cheap and plentiful. Fines are as much as 15,000 pesos. You can be taken to jail and your vehicle impounded. There are many checkstops on the weekends and you will be asked to blow if they suspect you have been drinking. LEGAL SYSTEM: Not knowing the law is not a valid excuse in Mexico or anywhere. If you find yourself caught in a legal situation be aware that the system works much differently here than you are likely used to. Immediately contact your consulate for assistance.

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Calling in Mexico Calling phones in Mexico can be tricky. There are different codes you need to use depending if you are calling landlines or cellular phones and if they are local or long distance. LONG-DISTANCE CALLS FROM WITHIN MEXICO For national long-distance calls (within Mexico) the code is 01 plus the area code and phone number. For international long-distance calls, first dial 00, then the country code (U.S. and Canada country code is 1), so you would dial 00 + 1 + area code + 7 digit number. CALLING CELL PHONES (FROM A LAND LINE) If you are calling from a landline within the area code of the Mexican cell phone number dial 044, the 10 digit number. Outside of the area code (but still within Mexico) dial 045 and then the 10 digit phone number. Cell phone to cell phone only requires the 10 digit number. PHONE CARDS Phone cards (tarjetas telefonicas) for use in pay phones can be bought at newsstands and in pharmacies. Pay phones do not accept coins. When buying a phone card for pay phone use, specify that you would like a tarjeta LADA. CALLING TOLL-FREE NUMBERS Some toll free numbers work from Mexico to the US and Canada, but many do not. Those that do work are often not toll-free. You need to dial a different prefix. To call the following toll free prefixes, dial as follows: 800 numbers Dial 001-880-then the number 866 numbers Dial 001-883-then the number 877 numbers Dial 001-882-then the number 888 numbers Dial 001-881-then the number

Emergencies: 911 Red Cross: 065 Fire Department: 322.223.9476 Ambulance: 322.222.1533

Ahoy Cruisers! JANUARY 2018 1 norwegian star 2 silver whisper 2 coral princess 2 ruby princess 3 carnival mirace 5 seven seas 6 grand princess 7 oosterdam 8 coral princess 8 europa 9 ruby princess

Immigration: 322.224.7719 Consumer Protection: 01.800.468.8722 Tourism Offices Jalisco: 322.221.2676 Nayarit: 322.297.1006

Consulates American Consulate 24 hrs 01-332-268-2100 Canadian Consulate 322.293.0098 322.293.0099 24 hrs: 1.800.706.2900

In port this month 10 carnival miracle 12 island princess 14 oosterdam 16 grand princess 16 ruby princess 19 amadea 19 crystal serenity 20 amadea 23 ruby princess 23 westerdam 30 ruby princess 31 carnival splendor

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Events Around the Bay Begin to Ramp Up

DO YOU REALLY NEED

THAT STRAW?

trust the Three Kings were generous to you this year. Did anyone get the baby Jesus in their Pan de Rosca? Let me know because I love a good tamale and will happily come over to your tamale party on February 2. I was in Mexico City all weekend. I skipped the local Dia de Los Reyes festivities and opted for a tour of markets, galleries, neighbourhoods, the Teotihuacan and Temple Mayor pyramids and so much good food. If not for the poor air quality I think I could call Mexico City home, at least a few months a year. I have to admit it was lovely to wrap up in a big fuzzy scarf and wear fashionable boots with jeans and sweaters. If you have any concerns about traveling in ‘The Big Mango’ don’t. It’s very easy to navigate, some many wonderful things to see and do and with the addition of Uber and other rideshare apps, it’s as easy as a slice of coconut pie. My inbox overflowed with upcoming events this past week. It looks like everybody is planning something. Check the inside pages for information on a vintage car show, a poker tour, a fundraiser for our furry friends, live entertainment, and all the various markets that happen pretty much every day of the week. I don’t know how people find the time to laze about on the beach. This Friday is the Southside Shuffle in the ‘Old Town’ neighbourhood. Its similar to the Wednesday evening Artwalk in Centro, where stores and galleries along the popular Basilio Badillo Street stay open late (6-10pm) and offer special deals, snacks, and beverages, live music and you’ll often get to meet the local artists or shop owners as well. It’s

a great way to enjoy Puerto Vallarta’s most vibrant community. Stop by the Kathleen Carrillo Gallery to meet with the artist herself and learn more about her ongoing collections of women-focused paintings. This week was the last week to vote in the first Annual Reader’s Choice awards, and we will have a tally and winners announced for you in the coming weeks. I hope everyone had a chance to support their favourite local businesses. We have one last essay on ‘Why I love PV’ written by Austin Freeman. He has such a way with words I’m letting him run over his allotted space. I hope you enjoyed all of the essays that highlighted the many reasons why Vallarta-Nayarit is the best! Stay tuned for the 2nd Annual Readers Choice Awards in November. A huge thank you to all our sponsors.

Plenty of great articles this week as the Vallarta Tribune continues to be sold out week after week. If you’ve been reading for the past few years, then you know first hand how our generous advertisers (and contributors) are making this little weekly newspaper the best read in the Bay. Please let them know you found them in the Vallarta Tribune. If you haven’t already, then I encourage you to follow us on Facebook where we post articles, events and travel tips at www. facebook.com/vtatribune. I hope you have a chance to get out and enjoy all the events around Banderas Bay. Please support local businesses. Tip generously. Say no to those nasty plastic straws that get stuck in sea turtle nostrils. (Sin popote, por favor.) Safe travels, Madeline

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Sin popote, por favor!

Where Is This? Sandra Cesca

his wall mural shows an Aztec Indian holding a cup of hot liquid whose steam is forming corn stalks in his imagination. Perhaps this is atole, a creamy cornmeal, honey, vanilla drink which may include chocolate, coconut or tequila popular during the winter holidays. Find this on a guided walk around historic Vallarta with PuertoVallartaWalkingTours.com. Stroll the cobblestone streets, typical of Spanish Colonial architecture, while absorbing the sights, smells and sounds of daily life. Visit markets, historic buildings, and workshops. Get immersed in the culture while exploring areas you might not find on your own.

Next week at the Farmers’ Market you will find great things! CHILEAN ARTISAN WHOLE GRAIN BREAD Love it when healthy meets delicious? Don’t miss out!

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Located in Park Lazaro Cardenas, Old Town in Puerto Vallarta. Find us on Facebook at Olas Altas Farmers Market.

Meet Antonio and Sasha of Hecho en Mexico Bakery

hen people walk by the booth of Hecho en Mexico bakery at any of their five markets a week, the first thing they usually say is “Look at the size of those cinnamon buns”, “They are as big as my head” or “I’ve never seen one so large”. When they first started baking here in Puerto Vallarta six years ago, Antonio and Sasha never imagined how it would turn out or that they would be bringing more than 150 rolls to the Olas Altas Famers Market and selling out in less than two hours most Saturdays! But, even though the rolls are one of the most popular items, their tables are full of so many more options of US style baked goods, filled with quality ingredients and flavor. Specialty cakes, assorted cookies, bread pudding and quick breads, such as banana, carrot and zucchini are overflowing and taking up every possible inch of table space. Due to increasing demand over the years, they also offer a wide selection of gluten free baked goods as

well, including the ever popular sandwich breads, which sell out so fast that people have to call to reserve their own. Almost everyone who buys from Antonio and Sasha asks “Where is your shop?” They are always happy and proud to tell their customers that everything on the table is exclusively baked fresh for each market and NOTHING is stored in cases at a bakery. Any orders that are received are baked fresh as needed, on the day it is requested. They only bake during the market season, from November until the beginning of May, since they spend their summers in upstate New York. Hecho en Mexico Pasteleria y Reposteria is the official business name and can be found on FB. Besides being one of the most popular vendors on Saturday at the Olas Altas Farmers Market, they can also be found at the following markets: Sunday in La Cruz, Tuesday in Nuevo Vallarta, Wednesday in Bucerias and Thursday evening at Marina Vallarta.

You may place an order at 322 159 6649 or tu_postre@yahoo.com. If you’re looking for the perfect spot to enjoy traditional Mexican crafts, live music and delicious artisan food, look no further than the Olas Altas Farmers Market. We offer over 90 booths of “Handmade and Homegrown” goodies as well as prepared foods such as tamales, tacos, homemade ice cream, paella, vegan and vegetarian dishes and baked goods, all just steps away from the famous Los Muertos Beach. You can also find musical instruments, soaps, jewelry, meat pies, cheese, leather bags, jams and jellies, clothes, paper mache figures and fermented foods. We’re open from 9:30 to 2:00 pm every Saturday from the first Saturday in November to the last Saturday in April. We’re located in the Lazaro Cárdenas Park in Vallarta’s Emiliano Zapata neighborhood. For only 20 pesos an hour, you can park in the garage directly beneath the park.

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“Hands of Time”

by Virginia Fox v@vcfox.net

Party of Four By Arlene Pervin

ometimes it takes a collaborative effort of friends to make something happen. Here is a story of how four people pitched in their respective talents to turn an idea into reality. For many years Gabino sold his wares on the Malecon as he sat on the concrete, with only a thin magazine for comfort, and hand-stitched shiny aluminum tabs from soda and beer cans into belts, bracelets, and handbags. His work laid in a semi-circle around him on the taupe canvas. His art and creative work carried around the world on the arms of those who purchased his designs. The original designs made by Gabino were of shiny coloured paper from candy wrappers, folded into triangles and stitched together into one-of-a-kind purses. This year he was accepted to be one of the new vendors at the Olas Altas Farmers Market, and his tantalizing tab creations are as elegant as diamonds, glittering in the sun. It is remarkable to realize that all Gabino’s items are made from pull tabs, pulled from the tops of beer and pop cans. Garbage, really, extracted and collected like precious silver. I have known Gabino for many years and have purchased many of his designs, from purses to bracelets. Excited to discover that he was now a part of the Farmers Market I asked him if he had thought of a business name for himself. He shyly admitted that he hadn’t. I told

him that I would try and think of one for him. After spinning an alliteration of words and playing with combinations that would fit his business, it suddenly came to me. Gabino Designs. It seemed fitting. He was an artist and a designer, a simple description of a man and his art. At the following market day, I told him of my suggested name and answering with a broad smile; he said he loved it. But now he needed a banner to advertise his booth. Enter my friend Robbin, also an artist, who was friends with a Mexican man in her swim class, whose business was printing signs and banners. She asked for his help and consultation. Enter Alberto Reyes, the owner of Multi Publicidad, who came to the market, met Gabino and took measurements for the banner. We decided a photo of Gabino and a selection of his wares would work well as part of the banner design. Enter my friend, Elena, the photographer. Together with Alberto and his assistant, they created the final design for the banner after numerous hours. Gabino Designs was born through the efforts of a party of four, each sharing their expertise and energy. I contributed the name, Elena, her photo and design flair, Robbin, her friendship connections and Alberto, his business acumen and professional product. The hearts and minds of four people, strangers and friends melded together and created Gabino Designs under which the artist can stand proudly.

Virginia Fox is a Writer, Performer, Producer and Storyteller. Her free flying fictional stories share a slice of life with a humorous twist. She is currently working on an anthology of her fondest memories, “Moon Lady’s Wild Rides.”

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t’s New Year’s Day and I’m glued to the TV. Morning show news anchors are promoting tips for improving lives with as much gusto as announcing the invention of Spanx. After surviving seventy years of abuse, my body cries out every new year hoping for a cure. Within minutes the overhyped segment began: How to shave legs, wash faces and brush teeth the “right way.” Written for eager teens, not seasoned seniors, I tuned out three minutes into the segment. I’ve been shaving up, not down, for more than fifty years while the furry forest continues to flourish. I’ve found paint remover successfully peels off the thick layers of makeup I’ve applied. Brushing my teeth in circular motions? My electric tooth brush makes its own designs. I still have my own teeth so I must be doing something right. I concede to take a hard look at myself. My liver is overdue for a rest from a year of working overtime. I promise to spend my social security on Oprah’s miracle face cream and replace my old cream which expired in 2000. I vow to eat organic foods on a “clean diet” and vegan multi- grano health bars that taste like cardboard. I’ll turn into a morning person and do sixty squats before my first ten cups of coffee, walk a mile before 10 AM, and join an extreme hiking group if they’ll have me. Who is this person?

If I’m not myself now, when can I be? I’ll find my own resolutions. I’m dividing my time these days between Puerto Vallarta and St. Petersburg, Florida. If you live in PV, visit for any length of time, and have spent time in the funkier parts of FL (pretty much most of FL), you’ll feel some similarities. Kindred spirits are everywhere, not just on corners at night. Being your unique self makes you an insider, not outsider. It’s a refreshing relief to live far from the “social box” of rules and regulations in which I grew up. In Florida, even the gators have social groups. Being different is a risk I’ve taken much of my life and it isn’t always easy. Counting sheep and jerks to nod off doesn’t work when my mind replays comments like “Only you can wear that.” I trained myself to hear that as a compliment. Plotting a new life of blending and never forgetting my filter seems as unattainable as performing onstage as a belly dancer. Being free is a role I’ve been working on ever since I ran away to San Francisco’s Haight Ashbury in the 60’s. It’s not a place to amass a huge circle of chunky gold jewelry friends, but if you’re lucky, you’ll make friends in many circles. As Julie emailed after seeing the photo of my husband and me in a bathtub wearing helmets to escape the wrath Of Irma, “You always make us laugh

when you’re in the wrong place!” Making people laugh is much easier than sixty squats before caffeine or trying to blend. My fashion idols are the eclectic highly spirited N. Y. women in Seth Cohen’s documentary “Advanced Style.” My Chicago friend, Adriana, who uses Chicago’s Magnificent Mile as a runway to strut her flamboyant street wear reminds me aging is a state of mind. Liza and I were killing a bottle of champagne recently at La Palapa when the conversation turned brutally honest. I’ve known Liza for six years and I’ve never seen her wearing makeup and she’s never seen me without eye liner and ruby red lips even on the beach. Finding an ingenious lip color stain that stays on 24 hours was almost as exciting as the first time I discovered why boys are different. As the evening wore on our lips got looser. “Why don’t you wear makeup?” I asked, a question I’d always wanted an answer. “I’ve never been happier than when I had my eyebrows tattooed by Monica.” I didn’t think she’d want Monica’s number, but I wasn’t thinking. “Look at you,” Liza began. I felt an anxiety attack a pill away and didn’t have any Zanax. Finishing my glass of champagne, I braced myself. “You have old lady hands,” she started. She wasn’t being cruel. We were friends removing our filters. “You wear bright turquoise nail polish. Look at all your rings.” I forgot most of our conversation, but not that. Liza was right. I hide my hands in photos. I cover my fingers and swelling knuckles with mismatched rings. I’m given them a starring role! The next morning, I study my hands. My bulging veins could supply all the blood needed for the hospital’s blood bank. Face lift surgeons are plentiful, but there are few procedures to turn back the “hands of time.” I think about putting my rings back in the drawer, but each one is special to me. My aging hands hold my precious life stories and I’ve laughed all my life to earn my wrinkles and lines. I consider quieting my turquoise nails with a pastel, pink, or natural. That night I wrestle with the idea of starting my new year giving up mood enhancing accessories and my favorite colors. I wake up in a panic. I may not be able to turn the clock back, but I can resist the temptation to crawl under an invisibility cape to play it safe. I can create my own definition of “acting my age” and embrace the person I am today. There will always be a unique role for each of us to play. Letting our spirits sparkle and soar in the new year? That’s a resolution I can live with.

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I am the preschool coordinator and nursery teacher at the American School of Puerto Vallarta. I am also both unsurprised and not a bit sorry that this list of my favorites is mostly about places to eat. If you can live in Vallarta without appreciating some of the good eatin’ around here, you have to be at least half Vulcan.

Talk It Out

erhaps the best way to my heart is to compliment my parenting skills. A parenting compliment fills me with not only pleasure, but also such a deeply profound sense of relief. Like, if even an outsider can observe me interacting with my kids and see something good about it, I’m doing at least one thing right. The other day a dear friend (even dearer now) who has young children asked me how I keep my kids talking to me. You see, my children are now thirteen and eleven (going on fifteen), and that age range is known for being, shall we say, a little tricky. The Boy has hit that special time when he still wants to flop all over my legs when he’s tired but is nearly an inch taller than me and feels like a sack of constantly shifting bricks. The Girly is the Eye Roll Master and understands sarcasm now, which means I’m forever biting holes through my tongue. I was confused by my friend’s question at first and almost let it slip that I didn’t know what she meant. Because I don’t actively try to keep my kids talking. If I did, I WOULD NEVER KNOW THE SOUND OF SILENCE. My kids love Love LOVE to chat.

I can’t take any credit for this because a) I am not a big talker so I didn’t genetically favor them with the gift of gab (THEIR DAD ON THE OTHER HAND) and b) sometimes I still try to play the Quiet Game in the car (unsuccessfully). But, after a pause, I realized that my friend wasn’t referring to the constant stream of consciousness being orally dispersed in my house at all times. I understood that she was talking about how my family and I are so open with each other about things that matter in our lives, and this is actually true. It made me really happy to hear her say this, because out of all the parenting goals my husband and I have set, this one is top priority. Now, I realize they are still pretty young and I may spend a few years yelling through their bedroom door at some point. But it’s a blessing to me that they currently feel very comfortable talking to their dad and me about anything. Sometimes we are a bit too blessed, because with their comfort level come questions that make me feel like hurling myself into my closet and hiding among my old purses. But if you are willing to brave the questions about your First Times (for EVERYTHING), then here are a few

things we do in our house to make sure our kids keep talking to us. I take them seriously. One thing I’ve observed a lot is that people tend to dismiss teenagers because their ideas can sometimes come across as either idealistic or purposefully shocking. I decided awhile ago that my kids often try out a shocking idea on me in order to test it out and to hear the counter-argument. I engage them but don’t mock or dismiss their ideas out of hand. I’d rather they use their dad or me for a sounding board than roll out their views for the first time, say, in the middle of a class discussion. Although inside my head I’m often huddling with the purses. I laugh with them. They want to be funny. They try so hard. And, a lot of times, they really are. We laugh a lot. It’s fun, and it makes us enjoy each other’s company. If you aren’t sure where to start, ask them to try out some Snapchat filters with you. If that doesn’t have you weeping with the giggles, you are made of stone. I share my own feelings. I don’t just share when I’m angry with them, although I do tend to over share during those moments. I share when I’m excited about something I’m going to do, or when I’m frustrated about almost being sideswiped by a PV city bus, or when I’m sad that mango season is over (aren’t we all?). Mostly I share about happiness, and how it comes to me in the little things, like warm sun on my face, sand around my feet, a sunset that dips into the ocean every night. We listen. We learn so much about them from just turning off the judgment and listening to what they have to say. There’s a lot of wisdom there. Sure, there’s also a lot of weirdness there. But just remember, they are yours, so that’s probably exactly the way it should be.

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Byron Ayanoglu is a writer of many hues. Memoirist, travel columnist, cookbook author, film-scenarist, playwright, restaurant reviewer, novelist. His most recently published novels are A Traveler’s Tale and Fresh Blood, which followed Istanbul to Montréal (simultaneously published in a Turkish version); a memoir, Crete on the Half Shell (published in four languages; optioned for film); and a satirical romance Love in the Age of Confusion. Widely traveled, Byron speaks five languages and lives about forty miles north of Montreal.

Ravioli at La Traviata

n October I spent three commodious nights at the Hotel Paloma del Mar while apartment hunting. I had my suppers staring at violetorange sunsets in La Traviata, the hotel’s rooftop restaurant. I became an instant fan. This hidden gem of a gourmet, Italian-cuisine eatery has much to recommend it. Excellent service, headed by Edmundo Ramos, the classy maitre d’; an airy dining room with breathing space between tables; pizzas from a wood-burning oven; home-baked bread; a wizard at the bar (try the mescal-jamaica margarita: you’ll swoon); but its two irresistible attractions are the view and the ravioli, not necessarily in that order. Perched on the lip of a hill, and open to the elements panoramically, Traviata rules over a majestic sweep of the entire Banderas Bay, with the twinkling lights of the city front and center. It is the stuff that dreams are made of, it is where one falls in love.

But even better than that are youthful and dedicated Chef Ezequiel Gonzalez’s astonishing ravioli. This is a version of home-rolled, stuffed pasta pillows that are a million light-years from our collective childhood nightmare of Chef Boyardee from the can, when mom and dad were too busy to cook. These here are delicate, freshly-pressed pasta squares, lightly stuffed with minced seafood, spinach and a kiss of garlic and shaped large like agnolotti. They are briefly poached, until just-soft and toothsome, and sauced arrabbiata-style with ripe tomato and chiles. They are topped with prawnsize shrimps, juicy and springy and a straight-from-the-sea-to-the pan freshness that crackles as they melt in the mouth. Look, things don’t get much better than this in the land of the ravioli. LA TRAVIATA (on the roof-terrace of Hotel Paloma del Mar) Honduras #309, 5 de Diciembre, Puerto Vallarta Res.: 322-174-0885 / 222-4412-30.

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Chef Gonzalez and his ravioli

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Medical Matters Pam Thompson

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Pamela Thompson operates HealthCare Resources Puerto Vallarta, a multi-faceted, independent, resource network that is here for your total health and well-being. We offer assistance to help find a physician, hospital and diagnostic service for any healthcare needs. www.healthcareresourcespv.com

Cellulitis!

iving here, or vacationing here, we seem to be exposed to a big variety of skin “stuff”, from bites to rashes. People often send me photos of all kinds of their skin conditions, from pimples to sunburns, bites to rashes. I just never know what I will be opening with an email that says “see attached photo of this thing on my skin”. Hopefully I am not eating anything at that time. Oftentimes this issue has become “cellulitis”. We asked our vascular specialist, Dr. Hector

Escoto some questions about cellulitis. He is the physician who I learned a long time ago to send these patients to, with excellent resolution of the problem. What is cellulitis? It is a common and potentially serious bacterial skin infection. It appears as a swollen, red area on the skin that feels hot and tender. The skin on the lower legs is most commonly affected, though it can occur anywhere on the body or face. Is it dangerous? Left untreated, the spreading infection can rapidly turn life-threatening. It is important to seek medical attention if cellulitis

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symptoms occur. How is it treated? Treatment usually includes a prescription of oral antibiotics to be taken for as long as the physician directs, usually five to ten days but possibly up to fourteen days. Are some people more prone to have cellulitis? There are several factors that place one at a higher risk of developing cellulitis: Skin injury, weakened immune system, skin conditions such as eczema, athlete’s foot, chicken pox, shingles, chronic swelling of arms/legs (lymphedema), history of cellulitis, IV drug use. Is there any prevention? To help prevent cellulitis and other infections, take these precautions when you have a skin wound: Wash the wound daily with soap and water. Apply a protective crème or ointment. Cover the wound with a bandage. Watch for signs of infec-

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tion: redness, pain and drainage. People with diabetes and those with poor circulation need to take extra precautions to prevent skin injuries. Good skin care measures include the following: Inspect your feet daily, moisturize your skin regularly, trim your fingernails and toenails carefully, protect your hands and feet, promptly treat infections on the skin’s surface (superficial), such as athlete’s foot. Thank you Dr. Escoto! Dr. Hector Escoto attended school at the University of Guadalajara and performed his specialty in Cardiothoracic and Vascular surgery at Hospital Civil in Guadalajara. His main focus is to always make sure that he provides the very best medical attention to his patients and keeping updated in the newest medical treatments and surgical procedures. He says “There is nothing more satisfying than seeing a happy face on a patient when they have recovered their health.” We are so very proud to work with him. So many people seem to have the “creeping’ crud” and self-diagnosing and self-medicating is running rampant. This is leading to many hospital admissions (pneumonia especially). Please folks, use some common sense! And for the love of everything holy, if you are sick please do not attend that cocktail party, that performance at a theater, that social gathering. Stay home and rest. Wash your hands. Wash your hands. Wash your hands. Have a sparkling week!

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othing pleases me more than total strangers asking me if I wrote about an event that compelled them to actually attend! Happened last night twice at Rodolfo’s season debut at Coco Tropical. One group read last week’s column in the Vallarta Tribune in Sayulita and drove all the way in especially for dinner and the mini-concert! I got there just after 6:30, to a packed house! Rosie, owner Heinz’s beautiful wife acting as hostess, found me a table way at the back looking out over a sea of people happy to sit and listen to Rodolfo’s lovely tenor voice and eat Coco Tropical’s amazing food. Many of the people in the restaurant had heard Rodolfo singing as he made his way along the Malecon pushing his speaker, microphone and his cane signifying his complete blindness. These same people exclaimed how nice it was to enjoy his repertoire for more than a few passing moments and with a new sound system purchased for

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11 him by ‘Friends of Rodolfo’. These next few months are critical for Rodolfo and his wife, Julia (who is also blind), to get some money put away before the torrential rains put a temporary hold on his livelihood. It is heartwarming to see and know the many people who are solidly behind this gifted singer and dearly want to help and they are. You can help, too! Go to Coco Tropical every Sunday from 6:30 to 8:30 pm, have dinner (or just drinks, but trust me on the food) and enjoy Rodolfo’s voice. Make sure to make a reservation or you might be standing on the beach listening in! By the way, Rodolfo is available to entertain at parties this season so drop me an email and I will put you in touch. This Thursday is the Benefit Concert at Guadalupe Church at 8 pm. Local wellknown musicians like Jean-Guy Comeau, Shanti Doelger and Vanessa Amaro are in rehearsals with organizer David Boz from Victoria who puts this together every year. Music by Bach, Scarlatti and Handel mixed in with a little Leonard Cohen promises to play to a packed house. The concert is free and a collection will take place; please, give what you can – all the monies go to the Parish with all the musicians gifting their time, energy and talents. Concert starts at 8 pm, Thursday, January 11th. It will be glorious and Rodolfo will have a small solo during the finale. The Fiesta Azul is 80% SOLD OUT!!! The Garden Club’s fantastic annual event at Oscar’s Restaurant is truly something to see and be a part of. But hurry! See their ad in this issue for ticket info. Some of the silent

auction items include a boat trip on the Bay for twelve people; custom-made jewelry, gift certificates for some of Vallarta’s best restaurants and so much more. See you on the 23rd and remember to wear blue! Next week has two back to back fundraisers: on Thursday the 18th at Babel Bar on the Isla Cuale, from 6 pm on, is the 5th annual “Paws for the Cause”. Always a great, casual event to support animal rescue in Vallarta. Friday the 19th at 6:30 pm go to Café des Artistes for drinks, dinner and dancing to help garner funds to build a center where young Mexicans with intellectual disabilities can go to get help in furthering their education and to find jobs. Information and tickets from my dear friend Matthias Vogt at matthias.pv@gmail.com Had the pleasure of seeing violinist Diego Mondragon again at Incanto. He introduced a new guitarist who lives in La Cruz. (Well, she was new to nearly the entire audience and was she ever GOOD!) We’ll be seeing more of Zoe Wood. Also on stage with the maestro was the ever-jubilant Mimi Ramirez on guitar and Emmanuel de la Rosa on bass guitar. To keep everyone in line was my favourite percussionist Kristian Pantangeli. It was one of those concerts that are so rare in their perfection. Everything worked and went as planned. It was Diego’s finest performance in Vallarta, surrounded by brilliant musicians with so little time to get know each other, practice and to play together so magnificently? Just brilliant. Thank you, Diego and Friends. Please come back soon! That’s enough, From Here.

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Orlando Gotay is a California licensed tax attorney (with a Master of Laws in Taxation) admitted to practice before the IRS, the U.S. Tax Court and other taxing agencies. His love of things Mexican has led him to devote part of his practice to the federal and state tax matters of U.S. expats in Mexico. He can be reached at tax@orlandogotay.com or Facebook: GotayTaxLawyer.

his time last year, hardly anyone bothered to Google “Bitcoin”. Today it is one of the hot topics on search engines. Stories about wildly increasing Bitcoin value fuels hope for quick profits. We are not far from speculators of gold rush times. Stories abound of those who got Bitcoin worth pennies, now reportedly worth thousands. Where are the wagons and the picks? The IRS gets very edgy when it does not understand something that doesn’t fit existing categories. A virtual item, not under control of a single person…can be used as a store of wealth or medium for payment…no paper trail. A taxman’s nightmare. In a way, it’s somewhat akin to recent medicinal marijuana operations. There is the

potential to accumulate significant income. The IRS response there? Aggressive auditing. This is my list of concerns: One can receive or make payments with little or no trace or evidence of ownership; no (US) currency reporting requirements, hard to detect taxable events (earning Bitcoin by “mining”, gains by sale of appreciated Bitcoin, by bartering it away or earning Bitcoin by providing goods or services). It is important to understand that the IRS considers Bitcoin as property. When given away or exchanged, it can give rise to tax liability. Recordkeeping is very important, since Bitcoin may have been acquired at various values and disposed later at yet other values. Anyone who buys or sells

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stock is familiar with the kind of extensive recordkeeping requirements needed to show basis on a sold stock. Sold for $100, bought at $50 (its tax basis), tax gain of $50. If you can’t prove basis, the IRS will say it was all gain. That’s why recordkeeping is important. At any given time you may have gains or losses, simply by using Bitcoin you may have acquired. That’s a disadvantage over using a dollar note, one you spend without worry about its worth when you got it. I’ve written earlier about how the IRS succeeded in getting Bitcoin records from one provider, Coinbase, so it may not be too anonymous. Possession of Bitcoin may not require you to do anything; but using Bitcoin may give rise to federal and state liabilities, and perhaps elsewhere too. There is precious little guidance on how to stay tax compliant with Bitcoin, and it will definitely require meticulous record keeping. Another challenge: tax professionals are just beginning to wrap their hands around Bitcoin. How will return preparer advise effectively if they themselves do not fully understand? IRS auditors may fare no better. Prepare!

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nline registration has closed but additional information can be found at www.aapvconvention.com. 75 registrations will be for sale onsite from 2:00 pm on Friday, January 19 through Saturday the 20th. Hotel packages are available for those who wish to stay at the Westin Resort. More than 600 recovering alcoholics and other 12 Step recovery program members are expected to attend the conference. Large speaker meetings, discussion groups, workshops,

dinners and a Sober Cruise are all planned for the convention. For those fortunate enough to stay an additional day, a big favorite for attendees is our Sober Cruise sailing on Monday, January 22rd. The Sober Cruise is a wonderful way to socialize with friends surrounded by the beauties of nature! Some would say that it’s even “spiritual”. For a detailed schedule and available events, visit the convention website at www. aapvconvention.com.

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Chacala, Champion of the Arts by Byron Ayanoglu; photos by Algis Kemezys

milia Robinson and Arturo Padilla are the dynamic-duo of Chacala (Nayarit), the enchanting beach resort about an hour north of Vallarta. Owners of the delightful, surf-facing Chac Mool Café, Emilia and Arturo have devoted themselves to redefining this erstwhile fishing village into a worldclass art-nest and cultural hub. Their efforts have spawned a season-long arts program with seminars, workshops, organized events, galleries and many resident artists, who moved to Chacala to be inspired by the plethora of tropical richness, the pure light, the joy and sheer pleasure of the easygoing lifestyle. Close inspection of the nooks and crannies of the town will reveal pockets of creative civility built into clearings of the forest, where masters work their artistic magic. Arturo drives me to visit the aerie where Tabasco-emigré Miguel Perez has set up a studio for making art-prints from his own designs on woodcuts. Derived from nature, his themes are insects, water, birds, trees; whatever lends itself to becoming a finely etched image in black&white (with some sepia), stunningly detailed and assertive. Perez, now in his fifties, might seem to be working in isolation in his studio, but he is an internationally recognized artist with exhibitions and gallery shows from Mexico to the U.S. to Europe. His current project is a collaboration with ceramicist Froylàn Hernandez in creating a ceramic tree with Maya references, which will be entitled Arbol Sagrado. The tree is slated for installation and exhibition in the Artesano 5.0 of the Museum of Popular Culture in Mexico City. Along for the ride to see Perez, is Isrrael Medina, a young and passionate 32 year-old who has dedicated his life to painting without having to move outside the region. Born in Compostela he paints in a studio in Las Varas and exhibits in Chacala. He is the future of the artistic life of the area, palpable proof that something vital and exuberant is going on here. The most spectacular art-venue of the town is the splendid home of art-wizard Jerry Van Eeckhout, chairman of the Chacala Cultural Foundation. His rambling, ochre colored villa is perched on the lip of the cliff overlooking the timeless ocean-views with commodious rooms and spacious verandahs,

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ideal for al-fresco painting retreats. Which is exactly what his fellow Coloradan painting guru Don Sahli has been invited to conduct inside this space. Sahli, a well-respected, veteran painter, who has been exhibiting in various American locations, since the tender age of sixteen (in Taos, New Mexico) brings with him a history of success and extensive teaching experience. He claims to be above all a colorist, a branch of modernist painting in which he was schooled by his own guru, the renowned Kiev-native Sergei Bongart who led the young Sahli into the wonderland of color. He fell in love with Chacala on first contact, for its quality of light and its vast palette of lush colors. His prolific output on the outdoor spaces of this very civilized home bespeaks this profusion in evanescent compositions, dreamlike and delicate, somewhat impressionist, somewhat realist, evocative and luminous. Sahli has a large following

among aspiring colorists from the States. Many of them accept the offer to come down to Chacala, for week-long stays in the house, and participate in intensive painterlyimmersion, taking classes from the master while creating as many canvasses as possible in the allotted time. Sahli’s mission, and what he strives to share with his students (in his own words): “When I look at a painting I want it to bring me back to when I was on the scene. I want it to convey the drama and emotion that first captured my attention, the atmosphere and the soul of the place.” Painting is but a sparkling atoll in the archipelago of Chacala’s cultural activities over which Emilia, Arturo, and indeed Jerry, preside. Their multifaceted program begins every October and runs to June. Alongside Sahli’s painting retreats and Perez’s printmaking workshops, there are major public events, starting with Alondra

Don Sahli Maldonado’s cooking classes in December; The ChacaLit Writers’s residency and literary festival (also in December); Alfredo Muro’s Latin guitar concert, early in January; the colorful ChacalArt residency and art auction with a month of festivities, January 22 to February 3; Tango-dancing workshop and performance in mid-February (one more tango, anyone?); and the three-day musical extravaganza that keeps the town enthralled in its tuneful exuberance March 15-18. It behooves everyone in the Vallarta area (tourist and resident alike) to take advantage Isrrael Medina of all, or at least some, of these worthwhile manifestations, for For more information: entertainment, for bonding with (521) 327-978-6600 other like-minded art-lovers, and www.chacalaculturalfoundation.org what the heck, for fun! Emilia at chacalavillas@gmail.com

ncanto’s all-new Gospelicious Gospel Brunch is light on religion and BIG on entertainment, receiving rave reviews from a packed house during its recent preview. The audience will enjoy delicious meal selections and music by some truly amazing talent, featuring The Holy Host Singers Hannah Brady, Hulda Hix, and Luis Villanueva. Producer and Musical Director/David Troy Francis accompanies at the piano with the Resurrection Band. Hosted by Tracy Parks, it’s fun, uplifting and high-energy, with great food and

entertainment Incanto’s ‘Gospelicious’ Gospel Brunch Rocks, Zoë ‘A Band in a Body’ Lewis debuts, and Paco Ojeda, Jackie Bristow return!

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incredible music! Jan. 14, 28 Feb. 11, 25, Mar. 11, 25 at 12pm. Advanced paid reservations requested. Thirsty Burlington (aka: Scott Townsend) is an internationally known entertainer, and the subject/star of the recently released award-winning independent film ‘Thirsty’. An entertainment veteran of over 25 years, Thirsty performs all live vocals and is known primarily for his spot-on impersonation of entertainment icon Cher. “You do me better than I do me” - Cher. Playing Jan. 10 - 27 at 9:30pm. The UK’s, Zoë Lewis, appearing Jan. 11 - 28, is literally ‘A band in a body’! She plays jazz, jump jive, Latin grooves, swing, international folk, and funk originals

on everything from the piano to the spoons! Vaudevillian, storyteller, and singer-songwriter, she has toured with Judy Collins, Pat Benatar and The Indigo Girls. Her music is upbeat, amusing and perfect for all ages. Bohemia Viva debuts their allnew show ‘The Sound Garden’ on Wednesdays at 6:30pm. A fresh, lively sound with all-new music, arrangements and an exciting new presentation. Special guests will join throughout the season through mid-April. Luna Rumba’s DUENDE returns to Incanto with an all-new show on most Fridays at 7pm. An eclectic blend of multiple genres including Flamenco, Celtic, Rumba and more, DUENDE features creativity, art, and dance melded with all-new music and their signature high-energy performances. Paco Ojeda On Music presents Liberace, Oh My! A tribute to Mr. Showmanship with Salvatore Rodriguez at the piano on Jan. 15 at 7pm. He will also present the

life and music of award-winning French composer Michel Legrand. Many of his most popular songs were translated to English, and you’ll be surprised at how many you’ll recognize! Special Guest, singer-songwriter Zoë Lewis, Jan. 16 at 4pm. There will be a follow up screening of the Legrand scored film, The Umbrellas of Cherbourg, on Jan. 18 at 4pm. New Zealander, singer-songwriter, Jackie Bristow plays original folk and country and has opened for many of her musical heroes, including Bonnie Raitt, Foreigner, and The Steve Miller Band. Having made quite an impression last spring, she returns to Incanto accompanied again by guitarist March Punch. Jan. 18 Feb. 1. Geo Uhrich of Luna Rumba partners with Lobo (formerly of Willie & Lobo) for a series of concerts featuring their blend of musical magic in ‘Arte Puro’. “I had fun jamming with Geo and I look forward to what we can do together”.

The concept for Arte Puro is to find the magic that two small wooden boxes can create”. – Lobo. Early reservations are recommended. Jan. 19, Feb. 16, Mar. 16 at 7pm. Classic stage comedy ‘Greater Tuna’, stars Ron Spencer and Tracy Parks and is now playing through March. With over twenty characters played by just two actors, with forty-two costume changes, it’s a wild, fun ride to smalltown Tuna, TX, chock-full of eccentric characters with small minds and big hearts. Directed by Karen Baker. For all of the information on weekly events, shows and even salsa lessons, visit www.IncantoVallarta.com Tickets are available at www. IncantoVallarta.com with no online fees. Box Office hours are 9am to 11:30pm daily. Casual dining is always available. Happy Hour 2-6pm daily. Incanto is located at Insurgentes 109 (at the Rio Cuale). Call 322 223 9756 for reservations.

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POINTS OF INTEREST 9. 5 DE DEC. CEMETARY 1. TURTLE RESCUE CAMP 10. MIRADOR CERRO DE LA CRUZ 2. WHALE OF A TALEGOLFING HOLE 11. MALECON 3. PLAYA ESCONDIDO 12. VIRGIN DE LA GUADALUPE CHURCH 4. KISSING BRIDGE 1. PACIFICO GOLF COURSE LOS ARCOS AMPITHEATRE 5. EL CORA CROCODILE SANCTUARY 2. BAHIA GOLF13.COURSE 14. ISLA CUALE 6. PUERTO VALLARTA SIGN 3. LITIBU GOLF15.COURSE LAZARO CARDENAS PARK 7. ESTERO EL SALADO GOLF COURSE OLAS ALTAS FARMERS MARKET 8. PITILLAL PLAZA 4. FLAMINGOS15.

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5. EL TIGRE GOLF COURSE 6. & 7 VIDANTA 8. MARINA VALLARTA 9. VISTA VALLARTA

16. HIDALGO PARK

24. FOREVER SPRING MARKET

17. THREE HENS MARKET 25. BUCERIAS ARTWALK POINTS OF INTEREST

18. MARSOL MARKET 26. RIVIERA FARMERS MARKET 19.TURTLE MUNICIPAL RESCUE MARKET CAMP27. MARINA ARTISAN 9. 5 DE DEC. CEMETARY MARKET 1. 20.WHALE EMILIANO ZAPATA MARKETHOLE 28. MOVIE + PICNIC 10. MIRADOR CERRO DE LA CRUZ 2. OF A TALE 21. CUALE CULTRAL CENTER 29. RED CROSS 11. MALECON 3. 22.PLAYA 5 DE DECESCONDIDO MARKET 30. LOS ARCOS NATIONAL PARK 12. VIRGIN DE LA GUADALUPE CHURCH 4. KISSING BRIDGE 23. HUANACAXLE MERCADO

5. EL CORA CROCODILE SANCTUARY 6. PUERTO VALLARTA SIGN 7. ESTERO EL SALADO 8. PITILLAL PLAZA

13. LOS ARCOS AMPITHEATRE 14. ISLA CUALE 15. LAZARO CARDENAS PARK 15. OLAS ALTAS FARMERS MARKET

16. HIDALGO PARK 17. THREE HENS MARKET 18. MARSOL MARKET 19. MUNICIPAL MARKET 20. EMILIANO ZAPATA MARKET 21. CUALE CULTRAL CENTER 22. 5 DE DEC MARKET 23. HUANACAXLE MERCADO

24. FOREVER SPRING MARKET 25. BUCERIAS ARTWALK 26. RIVIERA FARMERS MARKET 27. MARINA ARTISAN MARKET 28. MOVIE + PICNIC 29. RED CROSS 30. LOS ARCOS NATIONAL PARK

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“The Everly Brothers Golden Hits”* Starring Michael Danckert & Jeff Scott Merv Buchanan, merv@uvs.com

he fifties was an era of change in North American pop culture, and nothing changed more than popular music. When “rock’n’roll”, a distillation of folk, blues and country sounds fused to a solid beat, hit the airwaves, there was no going back. Gone were the orchestras, with their crooners and the bluegrass combos, with their banjos and fiddles, replaced by Leo Fender’s newfangled electric guitars in the hands of young trios and quartets, with racy new songs and energy to burn. Rhythm guitars and harmonizing vocals were now king, and few were better at it than Don and Phil Everly. They were young, handsome and they could play the strings off of their guitars, while harmonizing in that unique way common among

siblings. It wasn’t long before they found some catchy songs, courtesy of New Orleans songwriters Felice and Bourdelaux Bryant. A string of million-selling hits soon followed, including “Bye Bye Love”, “Wake Up

Little Suzy” and “Bird Dog”, making them one of the most successful singing duos of all time. Anyone who enjoys great songs sung in harmony, can’t help but love the Everly Brothers, a fact not lost on Michael Danckert and Jeff Scott, a pair of Toronto-based entertainers, with a long history of singing the songs people know and love. These seasoned artists have been wowing audiences for decades; Mike, with his thrilling Roy Orbison tribute, and Jeff with his “Spirit Of Buddy Holly”show. It was inevitable that they would eventually end up working together. The results speak for themselves. Their “Golden Hits” tribute to The Everly Brothers simply sparkles. Michael and Jeff bring their exciting tribute to one of the world's best loved and most successful singing duos to the popular Luna Lounge, in Bucerias, on January 14th and to La Pina Colada, in Guayabitos, on January 16th. Details are available on line at www.lunaloungebucerias.com and elsewhere in The Tribune. *Copyright 2017. No part of this material may be used in any way without the prior written permission of the author.

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On Saturdays Visit the Los Mangos Market

n integrated project directed by the vendors that participate and supported by the Cultural Center - Los Mangos Library, the Los Mangos Market is open Saturday from 9:30 am to 2:30 pm on the beautiful grounds of the library itself. Here you will have the opportunity to meet local producers and enjoy high quality products, alternative therapies, handmade accessories, traditional Mexican food and most importantly the comfortable grassy area of the Mangos Library - perfect for impromptu picnics with friends and family – even your leashed pets are welcome. Located between Av. Francisco Villa and Paseo del Robalo # 1001 Col. Los Mangos, has green spaces and tables for picnic, music, a trampoline for children and without a doubt the largest collection of books available in the city. Those who run the market organization are their own producers and they work together to make

relevant decisions in running every the local market. Not only does the market highlight the works of local producers but it encourages everyone to get better acquainted with the activities and workshops that are taught in the market and within the library. What better way to spend a Saturday morning than with your family and your children, have fun jumping, running, reading or playing with other children. The market is also prod to offer sales and marketing opportunities to producers who might not otherwise be able to promote their wares. The space is open to all kinds of artistic, culinary and craft options such as organic products, original accessories, live shows, music, workshops, classes, for anyone who meets the requirements. For more information send an email to mercadolosmangos@ gmail.com or call to 322-11633-89. Los Mangos Market invites you to enjoy your Saturdays with rich options, culture, wellbeing and fun for your whole family.

Jeff Brewer's Tribute to John Fogerty & CCR* Merv Buchanan, merv@uvs.com

ot since Buddy Holly's time has a rock'n'roll band been treated as shabbily as CCR was treated by Fantasy Records. In his 2015 book Fortunate Son, John Fogerty relates how they were trapped in a one-sided, 10 year contract more suitable for an unproven artist than a million selling band. And, not only were they tricked into to giving up their song copyrights, they were also robbed of their life savings by the company's scheme to put millions of dollars of their royalties in a shady offshore bank which later collapsed. The Blue Velvets was formed in the early sixties by John Fogerty, Stu Cook, Doug Clifford and Tom Fogerty. On the suggestion of Fantasy Records executives, the band's name was changed to The Golliwogs when they signed with the label in 1964. But prior to the release of their first album in 1968, it was again changed to Creedence Clearwater Revival. Performing their own unique brand of California swamp rock, CCR became a worldwide phenomenon, headlining at Woodstock, drawing hundreds of thousands to their concerts and selling truckloads of albums. Their most popular song, “Proud Mary”, written by John Fogerty, has been covered by more than 100 artists. But problems with Fantasy Records, the strain of touring, and discontent with John's single-

minded, though highly successful, leadership of the band and domination of its music, led to their break-up in 1972. However, CCR's recordings have remained a radio staple and to date have sold more than 26 million copies. They were inducted into The Rock'n'Roll Hall of Fame in 1993 and are one of Rolling Stone Magazine's “top 100 bands of all time”. New Brunswick native Jeff Brewer is the ideal artist to perform a tribute to the music of John Fogerty and CCR. Adept at both piano and guitar, he knows CCR's music inside out and has the voice and stage presence to meet the challenge. Equally popular are his “Pianoman” tribute to Billy Joel and his dueling pianos style “Face To Face” tribute to the hugely successful Elton John/Billy Joel world tour, in partnership with the brilliant Jeffrey Artamonov. Casinos, cruises, concerts and dinner shows are all part of Jeff's life. He is an energetic, exciting crowd pleaser who loves to “get'em dancin' in the aisles”. No stranger to Mexico, Jeff appears at The Luna Lounge, in Bucerias, on January 18th and at El Rio BBQ, in the Paso Ancho neighborhood of Puerto Vallarta, on January 20th. More information is available at the venue web sites and here in The Tribune. *Copyright 2018. No part of this material may be used in any manner without the prior written permission of the author.

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It pays to be prepared:your SkyMed Emergency Air Evacuation Membership Program pays 100% UPFRONT of your emergency air ambulance with medical personnel on board, taking you ALL the way back to your home in the U.S. and Canada. “If returning to the U.S. or Canada in the event of a serious medical emergency is important to you, then we invite you to register for one of our upcoming events in Puerto Vallarta” “ Can you afford to shell out thousands of dollars upfront if you or your loved one needs to get back to your home hospital? If the answer is no, then you can’t afford to miss this presentation! “ Enjoy Happy Hour with drinks and snacks and take advantage of the discounts when buying select memberships at one of SkyMed’s group presentations. Tuesday, January 16 at No Way Jose 4-6 p.m. Calle 5th of Febrero #260, Zona Romantica and Thursday, January 18 at Las Adelita’s 4-6 p.m. Avenida Fluvial #234, near Costco Contact: Kathleen Phelps - SkyMed’s Certified Representative of Puerto Vallarta area at kphelps1948@gmail.com, 322-142-2245 in Mexico, or 202-239-4252 (US)

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Vibes & Vices: What I Love About Puerto Vallarta AJ Freeman

cosmiccapt@gmail.com

AJ Freeman is an adventurous spirit, serial friendmaker, and general enthusiast. He lives his everyday life hoping to demonstrate the nearly infinite potential for discovery and wonder on this small wet rock orbiting a dim yellow star in the backwoods of the Milky Way.

f we’re going to talk about why I love the Banderas Bay area in general and Puerto Vallarta specifically, I have to start out by saying I decided to move here on my first visit. Of course, I didn’t exactly have a Plan B...after a few weeks of research on possible destinations around the globe, I sold or stashed most of my worldly goods back in the States and brought my freelance jobs along with over $400 in financial holdings to this sunny city by the sea, known to me only through Google searches and the local tourism board. For many, many reasons, this could have gone much worse... but it didn’t, and that’s what I love about PV. I will continue to praise one César López every time I get a chance to do something like this.

César is the superlative AirB&B host who went out of his way to give me indispensable guidance on everyday concepts such as how the buses worked and where, indeed, the ladies were at. He introduced me to his family and they all made fun of me in Spanglish, an initiation by which I could not have been more honored. Without César I’m not sure my landing goes so smoothly, and he will always be emblematic of the way I was welcomed into the

community with open arms by nationals and immigrants alike. Let’s get down to it: people come here for the beach. I know this to be true, that’s why I find myself on the edge of 30 living on the Mexican coast when if you had told me of my future just five years ago, I would have asked you to pass what you were smoking and if you felt like getting tacos later. Still, what I’ve really come to appreciate about this area of the world is the diversity of the landscape. Wanna hit the beach and go into standby mode under the abundant Mexican sunshine? You got it! Wanna climb a mountain? Go for it man, they’re right on the edge of town. Wanna explore the jungle, maybe get eaten by a crocodile? It’s your life, cowboy. As environments go, you can find pretty much everything but tundra within an hour or so of the city, but I didn’t come to Mexico expecting a winter wonderland so it’s pretty much perfect. Of course, nature is splendid, but mankind has some damn fine achievements as well. One of them is art, and local artist Anastacio made an enduring impact on my life by immortalizing me in The Freeman—a work he insisted on painting after I requested and received

a 2-meter wide Jimi Hendrix piece. He also encouraged me to find more outlets for my own visual art passions...I could never hope to be the painter he is, but he indelibly underlined the importance of color and beauty in my life. Speaking of which, I live a charmed enough life to desire and require face paint in bulk, so I also appreciate the party store on Calle Libertad for consistently stocking all the fun and inexpensive trinkets I often decorate myself with. Sometimes it’s the little things. I love sticking my head out of open bus windows and feeling the wind in my hair. I will stand patiently at the stop as other buses pass to wait for one with open windows. I love getting on the wrong route and getting an unexpected tour of residential neighborhoods...once I ended up on top of a hill far inland where I could sit on a cloud and watch planes come into the airport. Between these two factors, I am often late for things...but then again, in a place where even the Internet providers can take over two weeks to visit your home for installation and repair, you’re a bit naïve to expect a freelance writer to keep meticulous track of time. Obviously, I love sauntering around in shorts and scarves practically all year. I love looking at local children like I have never seen a

toddler before, since I apparently resemble an alien to them. I love the especially picturesque days when I’m sitting on the sand in Bucerias and the sunset and the stars share a stellar stage for a few fleeting moments. Sometimes it’s the bigger things. I will always remember the way the community rose up as one to lift me off the streets of PV and into my vibrant new lair in Versailles during the Relocation Saga. (It’s a long story, this is a short word count, I’ll tell you in person if we cross paths.) I love that so many other people see the same things I do in this little slice of paradise. What kind of person sells everything they own to chase their dreams across borders? Turns out, the best kind. I love the exquisite craft cocktails at Bar La Playa, fresh fruits and top shelf spirits making the ideal start to a night with an unknown ending. I love sitting down to a great steak at Florio’s, even if it’s tricky to find a date since some people insist on being vegan. I love live music nights at El Soñador, I never know what delights are on the menu or who I’ll end up dancing with. I love things besides the hot chicken sandwich at Ombligo del Diablo, but my mind always goes back to it. Hell, I even love my other day jobs thanks to places like Vallarta CoWork, which puts a high-speed Internet connection, a dynamic community of visionaries, and the best air conditioning in town within sight of the shore. If I must be productive, there are worse places. I often refer to myself an enthusiast...it’s something I stole from Anthony Bourdain, which I feel no shame about because I’d like to steal his job one day too. I suppose what I love so much about Puerto Vallarta is that it gives me plenty to be enthusiastic about. Puerto Vallarta makes it possible for me to be the absolute best version of myself, and no matter where my journey takes me from here I will always consider it my home. That’s love.

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Bill Murray

Welcome Home

American Comedian/Actor By Fred Jacobs

Sheryl Novak

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Sheryl Novak is an expat Canadian who has owned a home in Mexico for over ten years. She is the owner of SOLutions Mexico and The Furniture Store by SOLutions Mexico. She is an expert on sourcing all styles of furniture for all sizes of budgets, in Mexico.

Adding Colour!

ne of the best ways to make a house a home is with colour. In Vallarta Nayarit, the average cost to paint a two-bedroom, two-bathroom home is MXN 10,000 to 15,000. This estimate comes from an informal survey with hundreds of owners over the past two years. Most painters include the cost of materials in their quote. Make sure you get your quote in writing and Spanish. Otherwise, it is not a legal contract. Contracts in English are for courtesy only and not legally binding in Mexico. Whether you want your whole home painted or just a splash of colour on some feature walls, save money and frustration by doing the painting before you get your

furniture in place. The last thing you need is an accidental drop of paint on your new sofa. Most professional painting companies will supply drop cloths. This does not mean, however, that the drop cloths will stay put. That one little drop of paint always seems to find its way on to your beautiful new upholstered item instead of the drop cloth. Painting is still done mostly by roller and brush in Mexico. When selecting colours, you have many options, both in paint suppliers and their hues. Today, you can choose from many of the same companies as north of the border. A tip – if you like a colour not available here, give the swatch to your painter. Colour matching is done frequently here. Before paint goes on the wall,

check to make sure it is the one you ordered. You don't want to return home at the end of the day to find out there was a mix up and your living room is now a delightful puce instead of coral blue! Using more than one colour in your home? I like to go around the house with the painter and have them dab a little on each wall. That way, there is a better chance of getting it right. Not all painters remove wall plates or tape them. Unless you want to spend time scraping off the paint afterwards, remove the plates yourself. Painters do not usually cover light fixtures and ceiling fans either – another reason to do your painting first. Once the painter finishes, ask for a business card and on the back, put a touch of each paint colour. Not only will you have their contact info for the future, but you will also have a reference to do a colour match for more paint. Paint colours do become discontinued. Having the handy reference means you save on having to repaint the entire room. Regardless which colour you choose, there is nothing like paint to make a house a home! ARE YOU A NEW HOMEOWNER IN VALLARTA NAYARIT? The Vallarta Tribune and SOLutions Mexico would like to send you a free checklist of furniture and household items to use as a reference to furnish and equip your home. Just email us at furniture@solutionsmexico.com to get this free, handy tool! NEXT WEEK: New options for blinds and draperies.

ill Murray was born in the suburbs of Chicago on September 21, 1950 into an Irish Catholic family with eight brothers and sisters - three of which are also actors and one who is a Dominican nun. In high school, Bill worked part time as a caddy for a local golf course, which would lead to a theme for a hit comedy film of his, later on. During his teen years Bill was the lead singer of a rock band called the Dutch Masters and took part in high school and community theater. After high school, Bill went to University in Colorado, taking pre-med courses, but he quickly dropped out, returning to Illinois. In 1970, on Bills’ 20th birthday, he was arrested at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport for trying to smuggle 10 lbs. of marijuana… with the intent to sell. He was convicted but only got probation. In 1973, Bill got an invitation from his older brother Brian to join the local comedy scene, and he got his start at “The Second City” in Chicago, an improvisational comedy troupe. In 1974, Bill moved to New York City and was recruited by John Belushi as a featured player on “The National Lampoon Radio Hour”. In 1975, an Off-Broadway version of a Lampoon show led to his first television role as a cast member of the ABC variety show “Saturday Night Live with Howard Cosell”. The Cosell series only lasted one season, but gave Bill the exposure he needed. He rose to mainstream success in 1976, when he officially joined the cast of NBC’s “Saturday Night Live” for the show’s second season, following the departure of Chevy Chase. Bill was with SNL for three seasons until 1980. Bill landed his first starring role with the film “Meatballs” (1979) which only cost $1.6 million US to make, but was a big hit for a first movie and brought in $43 million US at the box office. In the early 1980s, Bill starred in a string of box-office hits, including Caddyshack (1980) with Rodney Dangerfield and Chevy Chase. Stripes (1981), and the huge hit “Tootsie” (1982) with Dustin Hoffman. Jessica Lange and Teri Garr. Bill then changed gears began work on a film version of the novel “The Razor’s Edge”-a heavy drama. He co-wrote the screenplay and it was his first starring role in a dramatic film. He later agreed with

Columbia Pictures to star in “Ghostbusters” (1984) in a role originally written for John Belushi, to get financing for “The Razor’s Edge”. “Ghostbusters” became the highest-grossing film of 1984. “The Razor’s Edge”, which was filmed before “Ghostbusters” but not released until after, was a box-office flop. Bill was so upset that audiences did not want to see him in a dramatic role, that he took four years off from acting to study philosophy and history at the Sorbonne. He returned to the big screen with “Scrooged” (1988) and “Ghostbusters II” “1989”, both big hits. His next films “What About Bob?” (1991) and “Groundhog Day” (1993) were also box-office hits. After Groundhog Day, he appeared in a series of well-received supporting roles in films like Tim Burton’s “Ed Wood” (1994) with Johnny Depp and Sarah Jessica Parker and “Kingpin” (1996) with Woody Harrelson and Randy Quaid. In 2003, Bill was in Sofia Coppola’s “Lost in Translation” which took in over $120 million US at the box office and earned Bill a Golden Globe Award as well as a Best Actor Oscar nomination. Since 2010, Murray has been part of ensemble casts which won several award nominations such as “Moonrise Kingdom” (2012) and “Grand Budapest Hotel” (2014). He played a music manager in “Rock the Kasbah” in 2015 and in 2016, he was the voice of Baloo in Disney’s live action remake of “The Jungle Book”. Bill has never been a fan of the Hollywood machine.He does not have an agent or manager and reportedly only fields offers for scripts and roles using a personal telephone number with a voice mailbox, that he reportedly rarely checks. Bill Murray has an iconic status in popular culture with his eccentric and irreverent style of comedy. More yet to come. Fred Jacobs is a full time resident of Puerto Vallarta and the author of three books.

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PV Poker Tour Fundraiser sponsored by Local Bars By Dennis Rike – Jay Sadler Project

he Annual PV Poker Tour sponsored by Murphy’s Irish Pub, Steve’s Sports Bar, Escondida Sports Bar, The Salty Caesar, Nacho Daddy, All Access & Bar La Playa and Kelly’s Pour Favor is Saturday January 20 at 1 pm. Participants will be required to make a $150 peso donation to take part in the event which will start at 1:00 pm at Steve’s Sports Bar, then to Escondida Sports Bar, The Salty Caesar, Nacho Daddy, All Access & Bar La Playa, Kelly’s Pour Favor, and will finish up around 5:00 at Murphy’s Irish Pub with a raffle drawing and the poker hand winners. Transportation will be provided by the participating bars - players can ride in the shuttle or walk. You will be given a card at each stop (7 total) and the best hand using 5 cards will be the winners. Entertainment at Murphy’s by Bob Tansen. As in past years we will have a selection of Tequila and Vanilla in addition Patron Tequila. Fifty percent of the donation proceeds will be divided between the Torpedos (Pop Warner Football) and JSP Community Relations Projects. The other half will be distributed to the Poker winners, with first place receiving

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50 percent, second place receiving 30 percent and third place with 20 percent. Youth Sports, which is highly supported by the JSP features Futbol Americano in the Banderas Bay area and includes Vallarta›s «Torpedos « . They operate similar to US Pop Warner football with ages 7 to 18 boys and girls playing. Through the Jay Sadler Project, the Recreation Director of the municipality and DIF will set up a basketball league at the Aurora Recreation Center. To start, we are sponsoring 4 teams of 10 players per team and 4 coaches. The JSP will pay for the coaches, balls, and shirts. We are recruiting players now and hope to start in March. Jon Murphy an excellent basketball player at the Coast Guard Academy, and owner of Murphy’s Irish Pub will be holding clinics for the players in April. In addition the JSP contributes to the community through various fundraising efforts working with the Recreation Director of the municipality. These institutions include Day Care Centers, Senior Citizens Homes, Schools for the Disabled and Deaf, Public Schools in rural

areas and other private institutions needing building maintenance. For a list of some of the projects go to www.jaysadlerproject.com Future JSP Community Relations Projects include painting and repairs to the DIF Orphanage for boys in Coapinole; a building addition at the School for the Deaf (in partnership with Club Rotario Puerto Vallarta and Punta de Mita Foundation); building a wall and painting desks at the Jesus Ruiz Aquilar School in San José del Valle; painting and repairs at the Santa Barbara Rehabilitation Clinic and assisting San Ignacio Assist in building a community center. In 2017, 30 projects were completed. The Torpedos Puerto Vallarta Football are on Facebook. The Jay Sadler Project A.C. has a web page @ www.jaysadlerproject.com Advance tickets may be purchased at any of the above locations - all of which are located in Old Town and Downtown Puerto Vallarta. Steve’s Sports Bar is located at #286 Basilio Badillo in Old Town. Jim Mawdesley 322 156 6327 or Donna Wong 322 190 5550. You won’t want to miss this! Donations gratefully accepted.

entertainment 23 Musical Tribute Shows Continue to Thrill Audiences at Luna Lounge Bucerias

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By Debbie White igh season is in full swing at Luna Lounge Bucerias with dinner shows filling up in record time and the fun at full throttle! Luna Lounge has an amazing array of shows coming up that will please a wide range of tastes. Musical tribute acts are back once again and you’ll see your favorite artists past and present represented in these fantastic shows. From the Everly Brothers to Queen, you’ll relive the musical hits that you love! On Tuesday and Wednesday nights, you’ll adore the antics of The Crazy Bitches who are back with new music, beautiful costumes and outrageous, racy humor. After your fantastic meal from the grill, enjoy Miss Diva Divine and the girls as they entertain you with hilarious musical parodies and adult comedy starring Cher, Madonna, Tina Turner, Beyonce, Celine Dion and more! Michael Danckert returns to Luna Lounge with his “Roy Orbison Tribute” on Thursday and Friday, Jan 11 and 12. The multi-talented,

Michael Danckert, with his incredible 4 octave voice will once again excite the audience with songs like, “Pretty Woman,” “Only the Lonely” and “Crying,” and many more. You’ll love this show that was last season’s smash hit! Coming up on Sunday and Monday, Jan 14 and 15 is the beautiful music of “The Golden Hits of The Everly Brothers.” Sunday night is sold out, but there are still a few tickets available for Monday. Mike Danckert and Jeff Scott bring to life the music from one of the biggest acts of the 50’s and

60’s. You’ll hear songs like,” Wake Up Little Susie,” “All I Have to Do is Dream” and “When Will I be Loved.” You’ll love each and every song! On Thursday and Friday, Jan 18 and 19, see the tribute to “John Fogerty and CCR.” The show on the 18th is sold out but there are still tickets for the 19th. John Fogerty was the lead singer lead guitarist and principal songwriter for the band Creedence Clearwater Revival. The group had many hits between 1968-1972 and were inducted into the R & R Hall of

Fame in 1993. Jeff Brewer does an incredible job paying tribute to this music and has been playing Fogerty’s & CCR’s songs for years. Come and hear favorites like, “Bad Moon Rising,” “Proud Mary” and “Down on the Corner.” Luna Lounge is excited to welcome back award-winning singer/songwriter and former Bucerias resident, Brittany Kingery, for a special presentation of her show, “Blame It On Mexico,” on Saturday, Jan 20. Straight from “The Red Room” in Vallarta, Brittany and her band will include some of the music

from her two Cds of original, tropically inspired songs. This is Brittany’s last Bucerias performance this season, so don’t miss out! Coming up on Sunday and Monday, Jan 21 and 22 is the tribute “Queen Flash.” Sunday is sold out, but there are still tickets for Monday. Johnny Zatylny has been captivating audiences since 2000 with his Freddie Mercury performance. His amazing resemblance to the star along with his perfect performance of “Queen” songs makes this a “can’t miss” show! And finishing out the month of January is a Whitney Houston tribute Jan 25, Amy Armstrong Jan 27 and Elton John ribute Jan 28. In February and March LunaLounge Bucerias has tons more great shows planned! Go to www. lunaloungebucerias.com for more information about shows and tickets. Keep checking back, because as shows sell out, more dates may be added. You’ll love these remarkable, value priced dinner shows. And bring your friends and guests along with you to the North Shore’s best venue!

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Jazz Trio, Friday - Ms. Armi Grano and Gerry on Keys, Wednesday - Club Bossa Grupo. Open 9am to 10 pm, Sun. 9am to 4pm. Closed Tuesdays. Love Armi’s voice; spectacular! Los Arroyos Verdes is having a Painting Day on January 10, February 14, and February 28. Lunch and materials are included. Contact Los Arroyos for more info. Mare Nostrum Restaurant; Camaron # 200 in La Cruz is new this season is offering a cooking class on Tuesdays from 3pm to 5pm, live music Thurs, Sat and Sun 7-9pm. And Brunch on Sat and Sun at 10am

Riviera Nayarit Cat Morgan www.rivieranayaritfun.com Cat@RivieraNayaritFun.com Cat Morgan is owner of RivieraNayaritFun.com and also NewEnergyConsciousness.com If you have any questions, comments or Riviera Nayarit news please contact her at Cat@CatMorgan.me

ey Everybody! Lots of great events and things to do around the bay and in Bucerias. Pam Thompson (who has helped many of us) is trying to help families who have children with Cancer through the Canica organization. Currently they are asking for food or financial donations so that the families of these children can eat healthier meals. Needed are healthy food options that have a long shelf life or money which will be used to go shopping on your behalf. Drop off places in Bucerias are Jody’s Bucerias / BuceriasNayarit.com across from Luna Lounge on Mexico Ave, or the Bucerias Art

Walk with Christy B at “A Broken Art”. The INTERNATIONAL FRIENDSHIP CLUB HOME TOURS - treat you or your guests to a taste of living in Puerto Vallarta on Tuesdays and Wednesdays through March 21 to view four Vallarta homes each week. All proceeds benefit more than twenty charities including the Cleft Palate Program. Tickets and info: http://www.ifctoursforvallarta.com. , I see many folks looking for a good seamstress. I need one as I can’t sew for beans, even with my sewing machine! You can find the seamstress “Gaby” at the Forever Spring Market, lo-

cated opposite La Vida condos and a few steps from Ixta bar and Lujo gallery. Alison states, “Gaby comes to the Wednesday farmers market every week and sells handmade sandals and her table linens, speaks a good amount of English; very professional and punctual. Find her at the far side of the market perimeter alongside

Christ Church by the Sea Worldwide Anglican Communion

“WE HAVE NOT MOVED” Services held each Sunday 10:00 a.m. Sunday School 4 years to 12 years English-Traditional Holy Communion All faiths welcome-Casual Dress Christ Church by the Sea has always welcomed people from all walks of life and denominations. We are open to all race creeds political and sexual orientation. Christ Church by the Sea has been serving Puerto Vallarta for 17 years supporting schools, teaching English language, serving the hospitals with layettes for the new born, serving in prison ministry and the handicapped schools Across from airport, northbound service road next to Sixt and Thrifty Car Rental Blvd. Fco. Medina 7936, Puerto Vallarta Questions? Father Jack Wehrs e mail: jackandshirley1@att.net Text 1 619 300 7377 Tel 044 322 229 1129

Web site: www.christchurchbythesea.com Complimentary parking at Sixt Rental Car

the Huichol lady and the straw hat folks. She lives near to La Postale and works from her sewing room in her home. Her prices are very fair.” 9am-1pm. Looking for some Jazz? Check out Encore in Bucerias with Live Music Weekly, 7 pm Thursday & Saturday Ms. Armi Grano & the Viva

Thanks for reading..There is a lot to do and so many fun things to do around the bay. I do need to mention I made a mistake on the webpage address in an earlier edition for the 75 Hatteras Yacht “Aurora”. What an amazing yacht; a super fun day out on the bay! Please check out their website at YachtChartersPuertoVallarta. com. You may also email me directly for information at Cat@RivieraNayaritFun.com . Thank you and enjoy the amazing Banderas Bay and Riviera Nayarit! AHO!

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Artisan Markets & Events

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There are regular markets called ‘tianguis’ that occur in many neighbourhoods throughout the week. You can usually buy fruits and veggies, clothing, household items. The markets and events here represent local producers, artisans and entrepreneurs. Unless noted (*) most run from the first week of November through April. FRIDAY *Marsol Friday Market by the Pier - 9:30 am -1:30 pm Open every Friday all year located on Francisca Rodriguez street Sayulita Mercado del Pueblo - 9am -2 pm SATURDAY Olas Altas Farmer’s Market - 9:30 am - 2 pm at Lazaro Cardenas Park *Three Hens & a Rooster Market 9 am - 21 pm Every Saturday all year, locate at Venustiano Carranza 466 Los Mangos Market 9:30 am -2 pm - at 1001 Francisco Villa SUNDAY Huanacaxtle Farmer’s Market - 9am -3pm - Located at La Cruz Marina TUESDAY Riviera Market 9am - 2 pm Located in Nuevo Vallarta in the parking lot behind the Casino. WEDNESDAY Bucerias Forever Spring Market - 9am - 1pm - Across from Esquina 22 *Vallarta ArtWalk - 6 pm - 10 pm See their map for locations. Bohemio Artisans Co op - 625 Lazaro Cardenas, Old Town Wednesday Friday and Sunday 10 - 2 THURSDAY Bucerias ArtWalk - 7-9pm - along Lazaro Cardenas Marina Vallarta Night Market- 6 pm -10 pm - along the marina

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Life in la Cruz Cindy Bouchard

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Cindy Bouchard, an expat Canadian runs a Boutique Inn, Villa Amor del Mar in La Cruz de Huanacaxtle. She and her husband Chris are living and lovin’ in Vallarta–Nayarit. If you want more info on La Cruz or desire… A very special vacation contact cindy@VillaAmordelMar.com

Gil Drory creating happiness for others on Chica Locca

o meet Gil is to love him. His happy face and exuberant laugh, his caring way and his concern about others happiness is the key to the success of Chica Locca tours. It all started ten years ago when he arrived for a one-week vacation in Sayulita to visit a friend and he never left. He says the people

of Vallarta welcomed him right away and he just wanted to stay. An entrepreneur he started ‘Gil’s Deals’ a used car dealership in North Hollywood, Los Angeles at the young age of fifteen. Later he moved to the construction demolition business ‘Gil’s Demolition’s’. To embrace his creative side… on the side, he bought, renovated and sold homes. He looked at houses differently than others did, “super creatively” he told me, with landscaping his favourite part of the renovation; the efforts paid off. Fast forward to 2010 and Gil

combined his creativity and love of people into a dynamite new business; Chica Locca tours. Gil took a functional catamaran, removed the sails and made it comfortable and colourful with lots of seating and hammocks to relax in. He added all the ‘toys’ that he loves himself; kayaks, paddleboards, snorkeling equip and more. He added high quality food and drinks. Gil went on many tours when he first got here and although he enjoyed them he asked himself “How could I create something like this for folks to en-

joy using the best of everything to make guests super comfortable and happy?” Initially it was known as a party boat but over the years Chica Locca attracts more families and groups. Some still party, Gil told me but most folks like the voyage and stopping at a private beach where all the toys are brought out, food is served and the drinks keep flowing. He says he gets people from all over the world, from three months to ninety years of age. This season they’ve added two

new vessels to their offering. Chica Locca Dos a 55’ yacht attracts a chill VIP crowd. It’s more luxurious and higher class with lots of teak and granite and includes a masseuse and chef on board serving the guests. They have toys too, a little more up-class like the crystal clear kayaks where you can see the water as you paddle. Chica Locca Sailing the newest vessel is a fully functioning forty-five foot Catamaran sailboat and attracts those who want a sailing experience. The days are broken into two trips 9am until 2pm and a sunset sail from 3pm until 7pm Gil loves what he does and wants his team to as well; in fact they wear t-shirts that say, “ I love my job”. Gil says his greatest joy is keeping his employees happy and tends to them to ensure that’s so. He wants all who are experiencing what he offers to have the best time ever. Gil’s parting words “To understand the beauty of La Cruz, just come; stay here, it’ll take you a day to understand. You’ll feel at home right away, the people make you feel so welcome!”

Democrats Abroad Costa Banderas Sponsors Voter Forum in Vallarta

o kick start the Get Out the Vote effort, Democrats Abroad is sponsoring a free voter forum at Act II on Monday January 15 from 11:30 am to 2:30 pm. A presentation will be held from 12 to 2 in the Red Room, but come early to meet and talk with fellow Democrats in the bar about how you can help get out the vote from Puerto Vallarta. Or join us after. Free appetizers and a cash bar.

Presenting will be Paul Crist, a local businessman and former Senate staffer who will concentrate on the races that show the most promise for Democratic wins. Paul has degrees in Political Science and International Economics. The second presenter is Mike Hais, co-author of three books on the millennial generation and past VP of Entertainment Research at Frank N. Magid Associates. He will discuss the emerging majority coalition within the Demo-

cratic Party that can make a difference if activated. Anna Maria Davis, a dual citizen of Mexico and the U.S., is a pioneer producer of films dealing with the cultural interface of Mexico and the U.S. She will focus on issues affecting the Hispanic vote in the U.S. and strategies for increasing the dual citizen vote from Mexico in U.S. elections. This panel will be moderated by Tobe Jensen, Chair of Democrats Abroad Costa Banderas. The

forum will be videotaped for later distribution. Currently, the Senate and House line-up for 2018 still poses real obstacles for Democrats as they seek a path back to the majority in Congress. But party officials also see opportunities on the horizon to flip enough seats to reclaim control of Congress, dent GOP advantages in statehouses and diminish Trump’s political sway in the final two years of his term.

Democrats need to flip 24 seats for a House majority. In the Senate, Democrats must defend 10 seats in states where Trump won. With Doug Jones’ defeat of Roy Moore in Alabama, they need to net a two-seat gain. This forum will provide insight into opportunities and strategies for upending the dynamics in Washington. Please come and share your thoughts! Act II is on the north side of Basilio Badillo at Insurgentes.

larta Yacht Club in Nuevo Vallarta. January 16-24 La Cruz - Patron Saint Festivities In order to celebrate their patron saint, local citizens head out on a maritime pilgrimage on their gaily-festooned boats from La Cruz de Huanacaxtle to Bucerías. Local festivities in the town plaza nightly. January 18 - Annual Paws for the Cause Babel Bar on the island in the Rio Cuale. 6-10:30 Support local Friends of Puerto Vallarta to care for the animals in the city pound. Tickets are available at Cassandra Shaw Jewelry, from Adriana @adrianariestra.com and at the door. $400 mxn

Friday, January 19 Shabbat Services presented by Puerto Vallarta Jewish Community at 6:30 PM at Casa Carmen, on Calle Jesus Langarica, directly behind Hotel Rosita. Volunteers are needed. Dinner will follow at Pan y Que? Please RSVP by Tuesday, January 16 to at: helth1@sbcglobal.net Follow Puerto Vallarta Jewish Community on Facebook. Saturday January 27 Chamber Music under the Stars At the Centro Cultural on Isla Cuale at 7pm Several ensembles drawn from the Puerto Vallarta Chamber Orchestra will perform music by

Beethoven, Corelli, Mozart and other composers ranging from baroque to modern eras. Drinks and snacks from local restaurants will be on sale. Tickets at the entrance – 150 pesos (students and children 50 pesos – under 5 free) Sunday, January 28 “Art, Music & Dinner” - The Theta Chapter (Nuevo Vallarta) of Beta Sigma Phi will be holding a fundraiser Etxea Restaurant in Nuevo Vallarta. The net proceeds of this event will be used to provide uniforms, supplies and other school related necessities to local school children in need in the Nuevo Vallarta vicinity.

Upcoming Events

f you have an event you’d like to include here, please email editor@vallar tatr ibune.com. Non-profit/community events are listed free of charge. For a calendar of all events visit vallartatribune.com/eventos Tuesdays – Malecon Sculpture Tour from 9-11am Meet the artists, learn about the sculptures that line the Malecon and support the local library. Starts in front of the Millennium Sculpture (in front of MacDonalds) Wednesdays – Vallarta Artwalk from 6-10pm through 13 galleries in Centro. See advertisement for more details. January 13-14 - 2nd Nue-

vo Vallarta Car Show 9am – 5pm. Car and motorcycle lovers shouldn’t miss the Nuevo Vallarta Car Show, a family-friendly exhibit that will take place in the parking lot of the Nuevo Vallarta Business Center. The best cars and motorcycles in five different categories will receive an award. More details: fb/Nuevovallartacarshow Saturday January 13, 20, 27 Vallarta Cup Race Series About 20 sailboats will participate in this series of races, which not only serve as competition but also inspire moments of camaraderie among the assistants thanks to the traditional Saturday theme parties held after every race at the Val-

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Alegre Tours Tonala “Special Shop Till you Drop” Tour February 14-17-2018 Visiting Furniture Expo in Guadalajara and Tlaquepaque Merida, Chichén Itza, Uxmal, Becal February 24-March 03-2018 Cuba, Havana, Varadero Beach May 05-12-2018 Reservations & Information: Roberta Valdez 951.760.1068 rvaldez714@hotmail.com

Pandamonia Boutique “Post-Christmas Clearance Clothing/Shoes/Totes/Pillows Buy one; second at 1/2 price!”

Three Hens & A Rooster Market V. Carranza 466 Saturdays 9 to 1 Contact Pat Thunherst Wagner at ptwagner@comcast.net

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resh horseradish! If you are a fan, nothing is better than freshly grated; see Pat Wagner at her Pandemonia Boutique for exactly that and fudge, breakfast breads and more. Pat is clearing out her women’s plus-size clothes and shoes so take advantage while you can! Billy Kelly, one of the Fabulous Fabric Fellows, looks good in red check, no? This apron and dozens of others from practical to the sublime can be found in

his boutique. The Boutiques at Three Hens are packed with artists and their wares; upstairs are two fine painters, Barb and Edwige in their working studio/galleries and downstairs besides Pat and Bill you’ll find Mari and Marcia. Check them out – get some decorating ideas and buy something for your walls! If you’re looking for food, Three Hens is happy to offer fried chicken and fabulous potato salad from Gloria Sue; Buffalo salad and a hot entrée

so you won’t have to cook from Jeanine and Barbara. Perogies with sour cream and cheddar and cabbage rolls to go from ‘Grama’s Kitchen’, made by Karen and Deb. Condiments and the best pickled beets in Vallarta from Barbara Peters; fine cakes and bread from La Dulce Vida, sticky buns from Kim and much, much more. Three Hens & A Rooster Market is open Saturdays from 9 am to 1 pm at Venustiano Carranza 466 in Old Town Vallarta.

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“She Wears Her Royal Begonia… It Reminds her of her Feminine Power”

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reat Artisan Bakery bread is now available at the Marsol Friday Market! Choose from French, rye, whole grain and yes, sourdough can be found at Kim’s table. There is a limited supply so come early, get some sticky buns, thick chocolate chip cookies and tuck a baguette under your arm. Sherry Vallarta sells a bit of everything from a set of sheets to an entire bedroom set. For folks new to Vallarta who don’t have a clue where to go for anything; see Sherry. She is a personal shopper as well as a gifted interior designer who will build what

you want if you or she can’t find it to buy it. She has a staff of plumbers, electricians, painters, ‘mover-dudes’, seamstresses, upholstery people and repairmen. Sherry will not only buy all your household belongings (down to your shoes if you

want), move everything out in one day; go back the next with a wrecking crew, draw your plans for a renovation and/ or work with your architect, and have the place rebuilt, refurnished and champagne in the built-in wine cooler for your return after the summer. There isn’t a job too small and so far she has never run into one too big so come to Market and find her – she’s the tall blond in black. The monthly Bazaar is happening next Tuesday, January 16th from 10 to 2. The Marsol Friday Market by the Pier is open 9:30 am to 1:30 pm.

Three Hens & A Rooster Market V. Carranza 466 Saturdays 9 to 1 Contact Bill Kelly at

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MARSOL FRIDAY MARKET BY THE PIER CADA VIERNES 9:30 am - 1:30 pm are also available in print. You must stop by the Kathleen Carrillo Gallery and visit with her. She is always happy to share her thoughts about why and how she creates her work. Kathleen also teaches in her studio and has some spots available during this season. If you are interested contact the gallery soon, as the classes are filling up fast! The gallery is located at Calle Constitucion 325, just north of Basilio Badillo. Mexican phone is 322 222 9879 and her US phone is 858 261 8129. If she is not available, you can always make an appointment to visit with her in the working studio attached to her gallery. Visit her newly developed website to see many of the works available as prints. www.KathleenCarrilloGalleries.com

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her next phase of life or the next creation of canvases. All through history, artists seem to have created works that are a step ahead of some political climate, and

it is becoming more apparent that Kathleen’s work is no different. Her work has followed her story through each of the phases of her life. Developing womanhood, motherhood, women’s liberation, the Goddess culture, “Friends and Divas, and now very prevalent, the balance of both the masculine and the feminine energy in each of us with her collection “How Does Your Garden Grow”. “She Wears Her Royal Begonia”, is not only a cultural statement, but is also a statement about powerful determination, strength and balance. Many of the collection’s originals have already been sold, but many of them

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he Southside Shuffle is coming up this Friday from 6-10pm in Old Town and the Kathleen Carrillo Gallery will be open with many new things to see. Kathleen has been working on the “How Does Your Garden Grow” collection for about a year and a half now and it seems that the energy of this collection is quite relevant in this political climate. Kathleen explains that she has been working on series about women for most of her career and that each Collection seems to grow into her personal story, or more likely the other way around. They lead her into

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How’s Life In PV?

The PV Money Tree

By John Warren

ith a growing reputation as one of the best places in the world to retire, the interest in villas and homes for sale or for rent in Puerto Vallarta continues to strengthen and grow. If you are interested in seeing some of the variety of homes and the stunning locations of homes here in PV the International Friendship Club (IFC) Home Tours should be on the top of your list of things to do in Puerto Vallarta. The IFC is lucky to be supported by very generous owners who allow us to show their homes to our customers every Tuesday and Wednesday mornings. We visit four houses on each tour and they are all unique. Some are occupied by their owners, some are available to rent and some are for sale so you can get an excellent feel for the lifestyle that

you might like to enjoy if you plan to come here for a vacation or for your retirement. Tours leave the Sea Monkey Restaurant, located at the foot of Aquiles Serdan on the beach, at 10:30 on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. However, our luxury buses fill very quickly so it is better to be there

early and have a lovely breakfast overlooking the ocean. Tickets go on sale at 9:00am on tour dates at the Sea Monkey and are available online at http://www.toursforvallarta.com and at the IFC clubhouse, which is upstairs at the north-east corner of Insurgentes where the bridge crosses the River Cuale.

PURR PROJECT FASHION SHOW! Daiquiri Dick’s Tuesday, February 6, 10:30 a.m.

ou are invited to an elegant brunch and fashion show at Daiquiri Dick’s on Tuesday, February 6, at 10:30 a.m. Included in the ticket price are a threecourse brunch (with mimosas!), beautiful original fashions by Visualize Dreams, Sucesos Boutique and Las Artesanias de Mexico, one-of-a-kind jewelry designed by Kimberly Rei of Eccentrica Jewelry, and a raffle for fabulous prizes!

Tickets are $500 pesos, and can be purchased at Daiquiri Dick’s, at Sucesos Boutique (Hidalgo #113 in Centro), at MailBoxes, Etc. (Rivera Molino Plaza in Centro), at the Saturday PuRR Project booth at Daiquiri Dick’s, or by emailing Marilyn Khan at exkhan@usfamily. net. Don’t delay purchasing your tickets—this event sells out quickly! Proceeds benefit the 180+ cats

residing at PuRR Project,a no-kill feline sanctuary north of Puerto Vallarta. * Donations 501(c)(3) tax-deductible in the U.S. *

Adorable Dog In The Spotlight...MISTY

isty is the cutest little Terrier between 3-4 years old and weighing almost 11

pounds. This little girl would make a great family dog. She has a medium energy level and gets along with everyone she meets. With her easy-going temperament and sociability, she gets along with other dogs and even cats. But mostly Misty loves getting cuddled by her humans. Rescued by our sister organi-

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zation in Mexico, Misty has been spayed, dewormed and vaccinated. If you are looking for the perfect

little companion, contact us at spcapv@gmail.com for an application to adopt Misty.

oney doesn’t grow on trees but that doesn’t stop savvy residents and tourists from picking the fruit of some serious savings at many of the best restaurants in PV. If a couple goes out for dinner, has a drink with their meal, spend an average of $400 pesos each and gets a 15% discount from the restaurant, they will save $120 pesos (15% on $800). If they do that six times their savings amount to $720 pesos. Do it twice a week for 20 weeks and the total savings will be 20 X $120 or $2,400 pesos. If you are going to eat at restaurants here during your vacations you might as well save some money of you can. The restaurants that give these generous discounts are all avid supporters of the International Friendship Club or IFC, as it is known locally. Members of the club pay a membership fee of $350 pesos and when you show your membership card at the restaurant before you order your meal the waiter ensures that you receive the discount. Even though members of IFC save hundreds of pesos a year through these discounts from preferred merchants there are two much more important reasons to join. The first is to raise money to help disadvantaged children around the Bay of Banderas. The club has been in operation for 32 years and supports not only its cleft palate medical program, its dental outreach program it also provides money to about twenty charities here including the orphanages of Corazon de Niña and Maximo Conejo, the therapeutic daycare for severely children, Pasitos de Luz, the youth musical group, I AM PV, Volcanes Education Project that provides after-school programs in a severely depressed colonia and many more. The second reason to join is to meet new people when you attend a lecture on Mexican history, take a Spanish class, a home tour or play social bridge. And then there is the Friday evening happy hour and dinearound, which is an ideal time to swap stories, eat and drink.

Many of our Preferred Suppliers ( see www.ifcvallarta.com and click on Preferred Merchants) offer a 15% discount and others give 10%. There are about 70 restaurants listed on the above site including Archie’s Wok, Bravos, No Way Jose, Laylas, Los Muertos Brewing and River Cafe. The restaurants are not limited to the downtown area and prices range from the high end (Café Des Artistes) to the other end (Fredy’s Tucan). By scrolling down the Preferred Merchants page, shown above, you’ll see that savings for IFC members is not limited to restaurants. The club is supported by other services, including hair salons, Bahia Chiropractic, Deja New Consignment, Naranja Photo, Vallarta Cigar Factory, the world famous Ocean Friendly Whale Watching Tours and many more. The IFC will be having a Bazaar and Rug Sale Wednesday January 31st from 10:00am to 2:00pm. Rugs made by a local family will be displayed and for sale at special prices. At the bazaar, local vendors and artists will display and sell their handmade goods or home treasures. If you would like to rent a table to display your pies, piñatas or pictures for sale please come to the office and sign up before Friday January 26th. Tables are $100 pesos each. The clubhouse and the office are located upstairs in the HSBC building, located on the corner of Libertad and Insurgentes. Office Hours are from 9:00 to 1:30 from Monday to Friday and everyone is welcome. Please check out Activities Calendar on the website www.ifcvallarta.com for all of the club’s activities.

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