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promote the preservation of traditional techniques and designs of Mexican ceramics as well as stimulating the creativity of the artists for the development of new ideas both in traditional and contemporary ceramics. The gallery works diligently to promote and value ceramic works in trying to shine a light on the new generation of ceramicists.

The projects of the artists such as Mara Silva and Francisco Huazo depart from entirely creative and thematic freedom. Their works pretend to reflect the narrative of our contemporaneousness, revealing at the same time the artistic impact that continues by

using traditional and prestigious artisanal practices. Each piece is finely crafted and delicately drawn one by one, the design of the decoration takes a long process of elaboration adding a new significance through the artist’s delicate and fine strokes.

Visit Petra-Luna Gallery to learn more about the creative process and history of ceramics in Mexico.

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t the Tribune we want you to have the best experience possible while you explore Puerto Vallarta, the Bay of Banderas and Riviera Nayarit. Here are some helpful tips for traveling.

TIME ZONE: The entire state of Jalisco is on Central Time, as is the southern part of the State of Nayarit starting from San Blas in the north.

BUSES: A system of urban buses with different routes can bring you from one end of the bay to the other and all the spots in between. If you’re going further than San Pancho, head to the main bus terminal to catch a ‘Pacifico’ bus. Current fare is 7.50 pesos and passengers must purchase a new ticket every time they board another bus. There are no “transfers.”

TAXIS: There are set rates within defined zones of town. Do not enter a taxi without agreeing on the price with the driver first. Make a note of the taxi number in case you leave something behind. Drivers typically do not carry change.

UBER: New in 2017 to Puerto Vallarta, Uber is still experiencing some growing pains particularly in the state of Nayarit. Uber is about 25-50% cheaper than a taxi, but this is subject to change. The benefits of using Uber are set fares and the ability to follow up directly with your driver if there is an incident or you leave an item behind.

MONEY EXCHANGE: Typically a bank will give you a higher rate of exchange than the exchange booths (Caja de Cambio). You will need your passport. Better yet, use your bank card to withdraw funds from any ATM. Note that ATM’s in the banks are the safest to use and charge lower fees.

DRINKING WATER: While Puerto Vallarta’s water has been

awarded a certification of purity for the past two decades, the quality of the water tested at the source varies greatly from what comes out of the tap at the other end. So do be careful. If you want to be doubly sure, you can pick up bottled water just about anywhere.

EXPORTING PETS: Falling in love with the street dog outside your hotel is easy to do and it’s also easy to bring them home with you too. The process is inexpensive and only takes a day or two. You need a certificate of health from a local vet among other things. For the most up-to-date information contact the Puerto Vallarta SPCA at spcapv@ gmail.com.

COMMON SENSE: Just as you wouldn’t walk around your hometown drunk and belligerent, it is not acceptable to do that here. While Mexico is a tolerant culture, basic politeness is appreciated. Don’t pee in the streets. Don’t flash your money or expensive gadgets. Pay attention to your surroundings.

Know where you are going. Pay your bills (and don’t forget to tip).

And have fun!

DRINKING AND DRIVING: First off – just don’t. The consequences are not worth it. Taxis or Ubers are cheap and plentiful. Fines are as much as 12,000 pesos. You can be taken to jail and your vehicle impounded. There are many checkstops on the weekends, and you will be asked to blow if they suspect you have been drinking.

LEGAL SYSTEM: Not knowing the law is not a valid excuse in Mexico, or anywhere. If you find yourself caught in a legal situation be aware that guilt is presumed until your innocence can be proven.

This is a very difficult lesson to learn if you are visiting from the United States or Canada. Immediately contact your consulate for assistance.

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Calling in Mexico Calling phones in Mexico can be tricky. There are different codes you need to use depending if you are calling landlines or cellular phones and if they are local or long distance.

LONG-DISTANCE CALLS FROM WITHIN MEXICO For national long-distance calls (within Mexico) the code is 01 plus the area code and phone number. For international long-distance calls, first dial 00, then the country code (U.S. and Canada country code is 1), so you would dial 00 + 1 + area code + 7 digit number.

CALLING CELL PHONES (FROM A LAND LINE) If you are calling from a landline within the area code of the Mexican cell phone number dial 044, the 10 digit number. Outside of the area code (but still within Mexico) dial 045 and then the 10 digit phone number. Cell phone to cell phone only requires the 10 digit number.

PHONE CARDS Phone cards (tarjetas telefonicas) for use in pay phones can be bought at newsstands and in pharmacies.

Pay phones do not accept coins. When buying a phone card for pay phone use, specify that you would like a tarjeta LADA. CALLING TOLL-FREE NUMBERS Some toll free numbers work from Mexico to the US and Canada, but many do not. Those that do work are often not toll-free. You need to dial a different prefix. To call the following toll free prefixes, dial as follows: 800 numbers Dial 001-880-then the number 866 numbers Dial 001-883-then the number 877 numbers Dial 001-882-then the number 888 numbers Dial 001-881-then the number

Emergencies: 911 Red Cross: 065 Fire Department: 322.223.9476 Ambulance: 322.222.1533

Ahoy Cruisers!

NAME PASS DATE NORWEGIAN STAR 2,900 06/03/2018 RUBY PRINCESS 3,782 06/03/2018 CARNIVAL SPLENDOR 3,200 07/03/2018 OOSTERDAM 1,848 07/03/2018 CARNIVAL SPLENDOR 3,200 14/03/2018 NORWEGIAN STAR 2,900 14/03/2018 GRAND PRINCESS 2,600 17/03/2018 CARNIVAL SPLENDOR 3,200 20/03/2018 NORWEGIAN STAR 2,900 21/03/2018 MAASDAM 1,258 22/03/2018 EMERALD PRINCESS 3,082 27/03/2018 CARNIVAL SPLENDOR 3,200 28/03/2018

Immigration: 322.224.7719 Consumer Protection: 01.800.468.8722 Tourism Offices Jalisco: 322.221.2676 Nayarit: 322.297.1006

Consulates American Consulate 24 hrs 01-332-268-2100 Canadian Consulate 322.293.0098 322.293.0099 24 hrs: 1.800.706.2900

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In the month of March Puerto Vallarta welcomes 36,970 passengers!

NAME PASS DATE NORWEGIAN STAR 2,900 28/03/2018

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s the days rush by I can’t help but to feel a little panic-y with Semana Santa just around the corner, and then it’s Pride and Restaurant Week, and then summer break (and a trip to Europe and I need to start that diet) and… Oh, where does the time go?

Of course, I’m up to my eyeballs in events, commitments, and deadlines. Thank goodness they sell the ‘good stuff’ over the counter here.

Back when Puerto Vallarta welcomed only two million visitors annually, it seemed a quieter time.

With news coming out that Mexico jumped from 12th to 8th most popular vacation destination worldwide, we are sure to see another surge of visitors. Developers and hoteliers are banking on this. Hopefully, the governments are making plans too.

Did you know Mexico has federal elections this July?

Amongst other positions, they will elect a new President. If you haven’t been around for an election cycle, let me say that it’s basically another reason for a fiesta! There will be parades, BBQ’s, rallies, people lining the intersections handing out flags and cling-stickers for your windshield. As a restrained Canadian and a student of Sociology, I find the whole thing fascinating. It’s like the country becomes involved.

Of course, that’s another can of worms that I’ll save for a couple of

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bottles of wine amongst friends.

Events continue to stack up each weekend. Undoubtedly the biggest event of the season is the three-day Riverfest at El Rio BBQ and Bar in Paso Ancho, held in support of Pasitos de Luz. This Saturday is the big day, but live music and things are happening on Friday and Sunday – See the full page schedule in this week’s Tribune. I will see you there!

What may seem like a miracle to those of you still following along, we have finally announced the winners of our Best of Banderas Bay Reader’s Choice Awards. I’m not going to get into the technical disaster that this was but rest assured we are planning some significant changes for the 2nd Annual Reader’s Choice Awards which will take place in December.

So, in the pages this week you will find the most popular choice for all the categories, where there was a tie, we have included them. In the coming days, we will post the top five choices along with their contact details online and in the next few weeks we will publish a small guide that features the winners and other local businesses. Thank you to everyone that participated! Sponsors and voters alike. While there were a few bumps, we had some great responses, and I’m thrilled with the results, even if I was awake for the last 48 hrs trying to sort them one by one.

All right, that’s it for my sleep-deprived brain. Plenty more in the pages of this week’s Tribune! Enjoy.

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Celebrate Seder in Vallarta he Puerto Vallarta Jewish community will celebrate the first Seder at 6:30 pm on Friday, March 30 2018 at the River Café located on the Rio Cuale.

The traditional Passover Seder will consist of a dinner of gefilte fish, matzo ball soup, brisket,

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roast chicken, roasted herb pota- reservation at one time with the toes, steamed mixed vegetables, names in your party. Reservations dessert, coffee, tea, ice tea, and accompanied with payment is kosher wine. The price for adults requested.

Methods of payment - Paypal is 850 pesos or $48 USD and for children ages 5-10, 425 pesos or with the River Café. For additional helth1@ $25 USD. 4 and under are free. information contact: For groups, please make the total sbcglobal.net

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rt is an important and prevalent part of Vallarta. Our resident sculptor, Ramiz Barquet, donated several bronze sculptures to our fair town until his death in 2010. His unique style is seen reflected in this figure of “The Flute Player” installed in 1999.

Find this on a guided walk around historic Vallarta with Puer-

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Stroll the cobblestone streets, typical of Spanish Colonial architecture, while absorbing the sights, smells and sounds of daily life.

Visit markets, historic buildings, and workshops.

Get immersed in the culture while exploring areas you might not find on your own. www.puer tovallar tawalkingtours.com

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h e n Martin Antem a te Velasco was a child growing up in San Andres Tuxtla, Veracruz he worked in his dad’s tobacco field after school.

“It’s just what everyone did back then,” explains Martin.

At age 14 Martin started to work in the Nueva Matacapan cigar factory in his home town. The first month he was paid $25 pesos a day to work as an apprentice under Cuban teacher Fidel Gomez. After he observed for a month, he was set down at a table to roll cigars.

The first ones weren’t very good but after three months he was rolling good cigars.

His teacher saw that Martin

had potential. After one year of rolling cigars he was promoted to quality control where he checked 5,00010,000 cigars a day. After a few years Martin became a teacher himself and he taught 100 rollers, many of whom are still at the factory today.

Martin started his own company Cigars Don Martin and moved to Puerto Vallarta in 2002. He buys the tobacco from a friend in San Andres who is one of the few small tobacco growers left. Martin still hand rolls every cigar using the same method he learned from Fidel Gomez.

“All premium cigars are handmade,” explains Martin. He also uses long filler tobacco which is long pieces of tobacco which run the length

of the cigar, rather than chopped pieces of machine-made cigars.

Martin offers a wide variety of cigars to meet every smoker’s desire. From the tiny 25 ring Panetela to the fat 70 ring Churchill and everything in between— mini coronitas, coronitas, coronas, lanceritos, robustos and torpedos. He also has four different strengths or bodies as described in cigar terms—full (strong), medium, mild and light.

Martin also makes custom cigars for weddings and baby showers. He puts the names and dates on the cigar rings.

You can find Martin at the Olas Altas Farmers Market every Saturday from the first Saturday in November to the

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last Saturday in April. You can actually try any of his cigars at his booth.

He also sells at The La Cruz market on Sundays, Nuevo Vallarta on Tuesdays, Marina Vallarta on Thursday evenings and Sayulita on Fridays. To place an order you can contact Martin at 322 779 0055 or martin_ant. puros@hotmail.com and on facebook at cigar don martin.

Olas Altas Farmers Market If you're looking for the perfect spot to enjoy traditional Mexican crafts, live music and delicious artisan food, look no further than the Olas Altas Farmers Market.

We offer over 90 booths of “Handmade and Homegrown” goodies as well as prepared foods such as

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tamales, tacos, homemade ice cream, paella, fish tacos, pozole, Indian food, empanadas, Thai food, gourmet hot dogs, vegan and vegetarian dishes and baked goods, all just steps away from the

famous Los Muertos Beach.

You can also find musical instruments, soaps, jewelry, meat pies, cheese, leather bags, jams and jellies, blown glass, produce, herbs, honey, baklava, cigars,

clothes, paper mache figures and fermented foods.

We're open from 9:30 to 2:00 pm every Saturday from the first Saturday in November to the last Saturday in April. We're

located in the Lazaro Cárdenas Park in Vallarta’s Emiliano Zapata neighborhood. For only 20 pesos an hour, you can park in the garage directly beneath the park.

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Foreign investment Tourism secretary: beats forecasts at 11% 50mn visitors by 2021 Nearly half went to the manufacturing sector, and nearly half came from the US

Last year saw a record 39.3 million, which could grow by 4 million a year

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reliminary figures indicate that foreign direct investment (FDI) was up 11.1% over last year’s preliminary numbers at just under US $29.7 billion, the federal Secretariat of Economy announced this week.

The increase is much higher than the $25.6 billion expected by analysts and the $25 billion predicted by the Economy Secretariat at the start of 2017. At the time, many analysts slashed their forecasts in the wake of the election of United States President Donald Trump on fears over the future of the North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA) and more protectionist trade policies.

Mexico’s partners in that agreement were the source of just over half of 2017 FDI: from the United States came 46.8% of the total and from Canada 9.1%.

Spanish investment represented 9%, Germany 8% and Japan 5.5%.

Close to half the total, 45.3%,

went to the manufacturing sector, while 10.8% was allocated to transportation, shipping and storage.

The construction and commerce industries received 10.3% and 9.2%, respectively, while financial services represented 9% of the total.

Over a third of foreign investment, 38.5%, represented new money, while 32.5% corresponded to reinvested profit and 29% to intra-company accounts.

The Bank of México forecasts FDI to grow just 5% this year.

One of the early goals of the current federal administration was to attract close to $157.2 billion in foreign investment between 2013 and 2018.

So far, FDI has amounted to $171.4 billion during that period, well over the goal and more than double the total registered during the previous administration.

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he number of international tourists visiting Mexico annually could reach 50 million by 2021, the federal tourism secretary said yesterday.

At a press conference to announce that a record 39.3 million foreign visitors came to Mexico last year, Enrique de la Madrid said that figure could continue to grow by a further four million each year.

If the 50 million number is achieved, it would likely make Mexico the world’s fifth most popular tourism destination.

Mexico overtook Turkey last year to become the world’s eighth most visited country. In 2012, it ranked 15th.

Visitor numbers in 2017 increased by 4.2 million or 12% compared to the number of foreign arrivals in 2016, and international travelers spent just over US $21.3 billion while they were in the

country, de la Madrid said.

Figures for both arrivals and expenditures broke previous records for the fifth consecutive year. The latter represented growth of 8.6% compared to 2016, when visitors spent US $19.65 billion.

Almost half, or 18.5 million, of all international tourists arrived at the nation’s airports. That figure was up 9.9% on 2016 numbers.

De la Madrid said that more flights were arriving in Mexico, not only from the United States but also from other countries including Canada, Argentina, Colombia and the United Kingdom. Visitors crossing into Mexico by land increased by 17% to almost match the number of visitors arriving by air.

Almost 17 million arrived via border crossings that Mexico shares with the United States, Guatemala and Belize.

The remainder arrived by sea at the nation’s ports, with cruise ship visitor numbers up by 18.3% compared with 2016.

“We have many vocations but tourism is definitely the most natural vocation for Mexico,” de la Madrid said, adding that tourism was growing at a faster rate than other tourism-oriented countries.

Between 2012 and 2017, the number of international tourists grew on average by 10.9% compared to an average of 5% in the rest of the world, he said.

Mexico City’s Day of the Dead parade and the Mexican Grand Prix were cited as specific examples of events that had helped to boost tourist numbers. The latter left an economic spillover of almost 15 billion pesos (US $808 million) last year.

The spokesperson for the federal government said that tourism success was driven by unprecedented support for the sector from the current federal administration.

“The tourism sector is one of the pillars of the president’s economic project. Today, more than 10 million Mexicans live directly or indirectly from tourism, an industry that has grown more than our economy as a whole . . .”

Eduardo Sánchez said.

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or an unforgettable evening under the stars, take the new Savia, Rhythms of the Night excursion to Las Caletas offered by Vallarta Adventures.

John Huston built his home on this pristine cove after directing Night of the Iguana. Guests arrive via catamaran to hundreds of welcoming tiki torches and candles as there is no electricity in Las Caletas and it is only accessible by boat.

Vallarta Adventures leases the land from the Chacala Indian Community.

Drummers, dancers and jungle “creatures” dressed in fantastical costumes greet you along the path as you stroll past an idyllic sandy beach strewn with inviting lacy hammocks.

Your candlelight dinner is a sumptuous buffet complete with all sorts of salads, vegetables, grilled chicken, arrachara steak and shrimp. Leave room for the chocolate cake.

The magically choreographed performance takes place in a one-of-a-kind jungle amphitheater.

Talented dancers, fire jugglers and amazing acrobats weave a mystical spell.

Think Cirque de Soleil on a jungle island! In fact, Savia’s writer and director is Gilles Ste-Croix who was the Canadian Creative Director and Co-Founder of the Cirque du Soleil.

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unveils Savia, a new hms of the Night running its Rhythms of the Night tour since 1997. This new edition, Savia: The Legend of the 5th Sun opened in November 2017 and is currently playing at the recently renovated jungle theater hidden in the heart of a tropical rain forest every night but Sunday.

According to the program: “Each night, the spirit world of the ancients comes to life in a theatrical presentation. Legend has it that there were four civilizations of humanity prior to ours. Each period saw the evolution of the human race as well as its demise. These previous worlds were destroyed by tornadoes, fires and floods, yet rituals and sacrifices have kept the human spirit alive.

From the bones and ashes of the ancients come the celebration of a new Sun and the hope for a better world.”

I honestly can’t say that I followed this plotline while watching the performance, but who cares? It was mesmerizing.

On the return cruise, your crew provides surprisingly good entertainment. Our crew put on a karaoke show imitating Frank Sinatra, Elvis Presley, Prince and more. They did it with humour and panache.

Vallarta Adventures offers all sorts of other excursions from zip lining to dolphin and sea lion programs.

For more information visit: www. vallarta-adventures.com

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The Scam Artists and your Taxes

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Sheryl Novak

Orlando Gotay is a California licensed tax attorney (with a Master of Laws in Taxation) admitted to practice before the IRS, the U.S. Tax Court and other taxing agencies. His love of things Mexican has led him to devote part of his practice to the federal and state tax matters of U.S. expats in Mexico. He can be reached at tax@orlandogotay.com or Facebook: GotayTaxLawyer. This is just a most general outline, and is of course, informational only and not meant as legal advice.

Sheryl Novak is an expat Canadian who has owned a home in Mexico for over ten years. She is the owner of SOLutions Mexico and The Furniture Store by SOLutions Mexico. She is an expert on sourcing all styles of furniture for all sizes of budgets, in Mexico.

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y now, it should be common knowledge that crooks falsely pose as IRS agents.

The scam goes on like this: A call is generated, usually from an “official looking” 202 Washington DC area code. The caller identifies with an official sounding IRS “employee number” and tells the victim that there are delinquent taxes due, that the IRS has filed a lawsuit, and presents an immediate demand for payment—usually through some bogus payment arrangement like Western Union, prepaid debit cards, or the like. To make the case seem even more urgent, the caller says that “agents will be on the way” to arrest the victim.

If you think those calls are bogus, and hang up on them, count yourself blessed. Not long ago, I had a call from a relative, in tears over one of these calls. Twenty minutes’ worth of explaining did little to assuage her all that the IRS was in fact, not on the way.

There is a new modality that seems to me far more damaging.

You get a real refund from the IRS, through check or direct deposit.

Then the call comes, claiming an erroneous refund was made, demanding immediate repayment.

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How, you say, can this happen?

Scam artists have become far more sophisticated.

This involves filing an actual return in your name, using real information hacked from an employer or a return preparer, with false numbers that generate an incorrect refund.

The scam is complete when you return the money to a crook.

Invariably, the scammers want you to return the money electronically (to accounts they control) or, you guessed it—face arrest.

If you receive a refund you were not expecting, or worse, if you have not yet filed, you must return the “refund” immediately to the IRS. If it is a paper check, write “void” on its face, prepare a note and send it back. If the refund came by direct deposit, ask the bank to send it back to the IRS. You should also be on the alert and look to see if a false return has been filed for you.

A clear sign of this would be if your own electronic return gets rejected because of a previous filing.

Your tax return preparer should be able to assist. Filing form 14039, Identity Theft Affidavit, is a step to take if a return has been filed on your behalf by someone else. Alert!

The secret to saving money and stress furnishing your home

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ully furnishing a home is stressful. Furnishing a home in Mexico, when your Spanish is as limited as your time, takes it up to a whole new level. Over the past 10 years since I first started a retail furniture store in Mexico, I have made it my mission to find ways to make it easier for others to purchase furniture at a reasonable price. Everyone has worked hard for their money. I want to ensure we help them get the best return for their dollar.

The most convenient way to furnish a home in Vallarta Nayarit is with a furniture package. Furniture packages are a turn-key approach.

It is a complete solution ready for almost immediate use. Imagine ordering your furniture package and only a few weeks later when you put the key in the door…voila! Inside, everything is ready to go. Furniture all in place. Beds ready to be slept in. Food and household supplies already stocked. (Yes, there are complete packages with everything from large items to soup and nuts!)

Furniture and home packages are perfect for those home owners who are planning to rent out their places when not in use. There are furniture and home packages designed especially for rental properties. In these packages are items that are meant to withstand heavy use such as sofas with performance fabrics and glass protectors over wood tables and dressers. Good furniture packages for rental units generally includes sturdy, functional items that are lower cost. Additional décor such as pops of vibrant color on feature walls, good linens, and artwork give the rental property sizzle. As a result, the owner gets a better return on their investment.

Interior decorators create furniture packages. This means that the

new homeowner also gets a professionally designed look for a fraction of the price. The cost of the interior decorator’s time is spread across all packages sold. This saves you thousands of dollars while getting a stunning, pulled together look you would see in home décor magazines.

Don’t like one or two of the items in the package? Often you can switch out the piece you do not like for one that better fits your style.

Make sure to ask up front if this is an option.

When selecting a company with furniture packages, look for one with a show store where you can check out the quality of the items available.

They may also have samples of finishes and covers in store. This gives you an opportunity to personalize your package and put your own touches to your new home.

The best part of ordering a furniture package is that all logistics are taken care of. Shipping companies in Mexico do not have sophisticated tracking systems so it is difficult to know specifically where any item is at any time. Ask anyone who has had anything delivered in Mexico and you will be regaled with tales of waiting for weeks and months for an elusive item. A company that handles logistics for you is one of the best ways to avoid stress.

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Medical Matters Pam Thompson

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Pamela Thompson operates HealthCare Resources Puerto Vallarta, a multi-faceted, independent, resource network that is here for your total health and well-being. We offer assistance to help find a physician, hospital and diagnostic service for any healthcare needs. www.healthcareresourcespv.com

This, That and the Other Thing

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y brain is like a sponge that is filled to capacity, overflowing with extra gunk. A few things that come to me to pass along this week.

I must receive this on a daily basis: “I want the CHEAPEST and the BEST plastic surgeon! And I want an appointment tomorrow!”

Cheapest and the best do not go together and an appointment in less than 24 hours this time of year is not going to happen.

“My friends told me to take these medications because my symptoms are sort of like theirs. I am not feeling better. Actually I am worse.” Really? One of the medications they gave you is a cardiac medication and you don’t have cardiac problems.

A stool sample and a urine sample do not mean a full sized baggie of poop or urine. It only means a very small amount, in a sterile sample cup.

“My Oxycodone and Morphine medications are being held up at Customs. They will not release them. Can you help me? Could

Venecia 290 Col. Díaz Ordaz Fluent English Spoken Porcelain veneers, crowns and bridges.

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one of your doctors call them?”

Uh, I don’t think so.

“I am not going to get an air evacuation policy because the doctors here hold on to the patient and won’t release them no matter what.” Really? Is that why we did so many air evacuations this past month?

“I just do not understand why my medical records at the hospital are in Spanish? Can’t the doctors and nurses write everything out in English instead?” Not going to happen. “Well, I am leaving tomorrow afternoon so I need you to translate them all before I go and I was in the hospital for 8 days.” Oh sure.

Sunday morning, 7am. Phone

rings. “Do you do hair transplants in Puerto Vallarta?” Really? Do you know what time it is? “Yes, but I work during the week and I know you are busy so I thought this would be the best time to call.”

Send me an email. Click.

3rd email since 7am from one person (and it is only 4pm). “Why don’t you answer my email? I sent it early this morning.” Yes, I understand but you are asking me for information on a plastic surgery procedure in July of 2019. I try to prioritize the emails. “Well forget it then if you don’t take my email request seriously.” WTF. Emergency Room receptionist calls me. “Pam, there is someone here that say that they know you.

They say you told them they could have a 50% discount on the emergency room service.” Really?

It’s 8pm one evening and someone is out in front of my house, in the street hollering “Pam, do you live here? I have a question and you haven’t returned my call.” I turn off the lights in my house.

I could go on and on. In reality, for the most part, people are really so very nice. They are pleasant, grateful, appreciative and patient.

But there are some days that all we can do is have a good laugh.

Humor is a release and it makes life so much easier. Especially in these past few weeks when things have been just nuts.

Here’s to a hilarious week!

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Artists for Orphans Garden Party Corazón de Niña Benefit Fundraiser, Sunday, March 11

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ore than 35 artists from across the Banderas Bay region are coming together to support the Puerto Vallarta’s Corazón de Niña children’s home in a “Artists for Orphans Garden Party” fundraiser Sunday, March 11, 2:00–5:00 p.m. at La Hacienda De Carlota restaurant.

Their art on exhibit — paintings, watercolors, ceramics, sculpture, mixed media, and more — will be available for sale, with all of the proceeds supporting the home’s nearly 60 children, from toddlers to high-schoolers. The children and young adults will create their own interpretations of the artists’ creations.

Corazón de Niña children’s home opened in 2012 to offer a stable, nurturing environment for children from broken homes, dysfunctional families, and other unfortunate circumstances.

Rather than housing the children

in an institutional setting, Corazón de Niña provides a real home with house parents and separate residences for boys and girls. Counseling, education and long-term support are provided to help the children grow into successful adults able to support themselves and make their own contributions to the community.

“We so appreciate the efforts by the artists to support us in giving our children opportunities to grow up in ways they most likely would not have,” says Melissa Canez, the home’s Director and co-founder.

“In turn, we invite everyone in the greater Puerto Vallarta area to come and support the artists at this wonderful event, while also supporting the children in our home.”

The Artists for Orphans Garden Party will feature live acoustic music by Piel Canela, renowned Mexican folk, flamenco, and gypsy guitarists. La Hacienda De Carlota

will serve tapas and provide a no-host full bar.

Tickets are 500 pesos and available by emailing Cecil Kerfont at kerfont@yahoo.ca or at these establishments: La Hacienda De Carlota restaurant, Calle Lázaro Cárdenas 388 Cassandra Shaw Jewelry, Basilio Badillo 276 Lucy Cucu Cabana, Basilio Badillo 295 Corazón de Niña Thrift Shop, Marina Las Palmas 1, Frente Hotel Melia, Marina Vallarta Anyone not able to attend but still interested in contributing or volunteering can do so, by contacting the Corazón de Niña children’s home at kerfonte@yahoo.ca or 322 224 9209. Tours of the home are held weekly.

For more information, please oontact Cecil Kerfont at kerfontc@ yahoo.ca or 556.907.6587.

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Chili-Cook Off was a Big Success!

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ast Saturday, chili makers and eaters converged on El Rio BBQ and Bar in beany perfection to raise funds for local charities and enjoy some of the world’s ‘musical fruit.’

With professional judging and the crowd favourites, here are the winners:

Popularity Vote: 1st Place - Nacho Daddy 2nd Place - Hotel Casa Anita 3rd Place - Escondida Sports Bar - Chili #13 - 51 Votes Professional Judging Vote: 1st Place - Captain Dons 2nd Place - American Legion/ Anglers Anonymous 3rd Place - Nacho Daddy

Your weekly schedule of

Artisan Markets & Events

inVallarta and Riviera Nayarit

There are regular markets called ‘tianguis’ that occur in many neighbourhoods throughout the week. You can usually buy fruits and veggies, clothing, household items. The markets and events here represent local producers, artisans and entrepreneurs. Unless noted (*) most run from the first week of November through April.

FRIDAY *Marsol Friday Market by the Pier - 9:30 am -1:30 pm Open every Friday all year located on Francisca Rodriguez street Sayulita Mercado del Pueblo - 9am -2 pm SATURDAY Olas Altas Farmer’s Market - 9:30 am - 2 pm at Lazaro Cardenas Park *Three Hens & a Rooster Market 9 am - 1:00 pm Every Saturday all year, locate at Venustiano Carranza 466 SUNDAY Huanacaxtle Farmer’s Market - 9am -3pm - Located at La Cruz Marina TUESDAY Riviera Market 9am - 2 pm Located in Nuevo Vallarta in the parking lot behind the Casino.

Photos by Kay Nash

WEDNESDAY Bucerias Forever Spring Market - 9am - 1pm -Lazaro Cardenas / Javier Mina - Opposite La Vida condos *Vallarta ArtWalk - 6 pm - 10 pm See their map for locations.

Bohemio Artisans Co op - 625 Lazaro Cardenas, Old Town Wednesday, Friday and Sunday 10 - 2 THURSDAY Bucerias ArtWalk - 7-9pm - along Lazaro Cardenas Marina Vallarta Night Market- 6 pm -10 pm - along the marina

Upcoming Events

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f you have an event you’d like to include here, please email editor@vallar tatr ibune.com.

Non-profit/community events are listed free of charge. For a calendar of all events visit vallartatribune. com/eventos Tuesdays – Malecon Sculpture Tour from 9-11am - Meet the artists, learn about the sculptures that line the Malecon and support the local library. Starts in front of the Millennium Sculpture (in front of MacDonalds) Wednesdays – Vallarta Artwalk from 6-10pm through 13 galleries in Centro. See advertisement for

more details.

Thursdays – Evening Malecon Sculpture Tour. Starts at 6pm at Galeria Pacific on Aldama in Centro and ends at Demetro Galeria across from Lazaro Cardenas Park.

Thursday, March 1-4 WesMex in Nuevo Vallarta. One of the preeminent sailing competitions in Mexico. It will used as a qualified for the Mexican Sailing Team to represent the country in various international competitions.

Friday, March 2-4 7th Annual Riverfest – Three days for live music, food, silent auction items and great times with

More events can be found at www.vallartatribune.com good friends in support of Pasitos de Luz. At El Rio BBQ & Bar. More details in these pages.

Sunday, March 4 Run On Wings 5k walk or run / 10k cycle. Registration 7:30 am, 8 am start Sign up $200 mxn. Sports Center Punta de Mita Includes t-shirts for the first 180 participants and raffle.

Wednesday, March 7 Year of the Dog Champagne Brunch for SPCAdePV – Starting at 11am at Casa Kimberly, this delicious brunch includes prime rib and eggs benedictas well as champagne, fashions from Maracuya

and much more. Tickets 500 pesos.

Email spcapv@gmail.com Sunday, March 11 Artists for Orphans. A Garden Party - Silent Art Auction held at La Hacienda De Carlota from 2-5 pm. 500.00 pesos Tickets available at: Casandra Shaw Jewelry, 276 Basillo Badillo and Corazon de nina Thrift Store , Bay 8 in Marina Vallarta For more information email Kerfontc@yahoo.ca Thursday, March 15 – 18 Chacala Music Festival is this season and they are looking for musicians, vendors, sponsors and volunteers.

If you interested contact them at https://www.chacalamusicfestival. com/ Sunday, March 18 Stars of Banderas Bay Benefit - $300 peso admission to the gorgeous Los Arroyo Verde in Bucerias. Live music, Food and drink available, Silent Auction, 50/50 – proceeds raised support the Vida Int’lChildren’s Centers, feeding and caring for more than 150 childrent in Mezcales and San Vicente. Tickets and inco: Phyllis Wordhouse wordhouse777@gmail.com

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Democrats Abroad Forum - North America: The Interdependent Continent

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ere in Puerto Vallarta, we live in a multinational bubble, not realizing we are a microcosm for an interwoven set of relationships in the North American continent. Democrats Abroad are holding their third annual forum at ACT II’s Red Room on March 19, 2018 from 1-3 PM entitled North America: The Independent Continent.

Speakers will include Thomas Bernes, a preeminent Canadian economist who has worked for over 40 years with international financial institutions, holding high positions at the International Monetary Fund, the World Bank, and the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development and the Government of Canada.

He was appointed President of the Centre for International Governance Innovation—a Canadian-based think tank—in 2009 where he remains a Distinguished Fellow.

He will present his views on the changing conditions for trade between Mexico, the U.S. and Canada. Dan Grippo, a Latin American history scholar and lecturer for the past 10 years in courses at the International Friendship Club and the Lake Chapala Society, will provide brief historical background and discuss contemporary immigration and labor issues between the three countries.

Finally, Bryant Palma, Investment Manager at the Grupo Financiero Monex, will discuss his views on the impact of the dollar standard and a proposal for a one-world currency, the effect of the U.S. tax bill just enacted on its neighbors, and what challenges and opportunities lie ahead for Mexico in terms of its economy.

Tobe Jensen, Chair of Democrats Abroad, Costa Banderas, will moderate.

If you want to understand the broad implications of changes being made at the highest levels of the economy so that you can better manage your resources and be an effective voice for sensible diplomacy, this is a forum for you.

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Byron Ayanoglu

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I am the preschool coordinator and nursery teacher at the American School of Puerto Vallarta. I am also both unsurprised and not a bit sorry that this list of my favorites is mostly about places to eat. If you can live in Vallarta without appreciating some of the good eatin’ around here, you have to be at least half Vulcan.

Influenza season

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am not going to try to point the finger here. But if you are a tourist and you were sick with the flu when you got on the plane, then I don’t need to try. I’m not mad at you, because I can understand that you wanted to recover from your illness in the warmth of the Mexican sun rather than under five comforters on your couch next to the base heater. I just need you to know that I was felled by a flu virus nearly ten days ago and I still feel like the gum under the tire of my Chevrolet Tracker: boneless, flattened and possibly a little sticky.

My children blame me for the fact that they got it after me. This is the beauty of combining the flu virus with motherhood. You get sick, you feel like death hot out of the oven, you start to recover, and then you get to nurse those you contaminate.

I like to think of our family as the most finely tuned Rolex watch.

The children began to feel better about three days ago. My daughter had her last dose of paracetemol at the precise moment when her other parent began to sniffle.

This parent happens to be my husband. He is the kind of person who does not like to miss gigs. He is the kind of person who would need a stick to the knees to even grab a chair and sit down if he feels unwell. So off he went to El Rio BBQ to play his two hour set with Bob. He sat.

Finally, the virus really got to work on him and he went to bed the day before yesterday. We haven’t seen him emerge once for the last two days.

I’ve been doing the driving, cooking, brow-washing and juice-fetching since then. Which is ok, because that’s all part of what we do as parents no matter

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how badly we feel. And now I have two kids who are older and theoretically more helpful, so I expect them to do a bit more fetching.

We went to Wal-Mart so they could help me gather supplies. I wasn’t feeling very energetic, so I thought I’d use the Divide and Conquer method and get out as soon as possible. Once we arrived in the parking lot, however, my son told me that he really didn’t feel very well and wanted to stay in the car. I sighed heavily, because I also wanted to stay in the car. But I figured with his sister we could still get the stuff we needed and get out so we could all go home and have a nap.

We left the car running but locked the doors. As we started to walk away, my son called out to me.

Feeling guilty, he got out of the car, locked the door and followed after me. I ran back to the car, suddenly able to move more quickly than I had in a week.

I asked him very very softly if he had just locked the car door, and he said he had. I asked him, in almost a whisper this time, if he happened to have shut the car off and brought the keys with him. He said that he had not.

My daughter asked me if I had a bobby pin.

My son asked me if he could get a rock to smash a window.

I wondered if it would look weird if I lay down and curled up beside my car.

The happy part of the ending here is that I accidentally took the extra set of keys in my bag, something that is of endless frustration to my husband when he wants to drive the other car.

The funny part of this whole thing is that my son’s absentmindedness caused the whole stressful scenario, and mine actually saved us, so now I don’t even know what to tell him for next time (and let’s face it, there will be a next time).

We’re looking into getting flu shot for next season, so at least the next time we lock ourselves out of the car, we’ll be strong enough to use that rock.

Byron is a memoirist, travel columnist, cookbook author, restaurant reviewer and novelist. He is currently working on his sixth novel which is tellingly entitled Puerto Vallarta, Mexico

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Sajhid and Daniel with maki-sushis

Maki Rolls at Mitsuba Sushi

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yron is a memoirist, travel columnist, cookbook author, restaurant reviewer and novelist. He is currently working on his sixth novel which is tellingly entitled Puerto Vallarta, Mexico Some forty years ago our collective culinary sensibility stumbled onto the vast expanse of Asian cuisines. We graduated from our fondness for Indian curry-houses and westernized Chinese cooking to the tasty innovations and the highest echelons of dining not only from India and China, but also from Thailand and Viet Nam and of course, Japan. We became instant aficionados of the signature (and pricey) Japanese raw-fish concoctions, generically known as sushi.

Sushi is not simply food. In its home-country a sushi-bar is the setting for drunken-sociability where those that can afford it assemble with friends and business associates to commune over tasty morsels and rivers of sake.

For us it became a fun and daring game, underlined by a sophistication that proved we had moved beyond our “normal” food-fetishes (though we didn’t really: we still swear by our burgers) up to

the rarefied stratum of an exotic pleasure. Sushi bars proliferated with great alacrity and became the gustatory thrill of choice for wannabe gourmets everywhere.

Sushi is available fairly widely right here in Vallarta. I choose to enjoy mine on the patio of Mitsuba on the leafy main-street of Sauces, about a mile south of Pitillal. I opt for makis, the most entertaining form of sushi, where bits of fish/ seafood/vegetables are snugly lined on rice and wrapped in nori (dried seaweed). The California rolls (with shrimp and avocado) are as good as the ones in L.A., while equally commendable is the variety with scallops (Especial de Callo) as well as the Alaska with its breaded-fried shrimp.

The food is prepared expertly by owner-chef Sajhid and served with verve and charm by his youthful nephew, Daniel. Service with a smile always makes the sushi go down better; when the smile is so genuine, so very untainted, then we are disarmed and order everything on the menu. Including a very creditable miso soup.

MITSUBA SUSHI Las Torres 133 Col. Sauces, Puerto Vallarta 322-184-0824

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Featured Property

Vibes & Vices: Uncork Mexico

Condo Karla 5 $235,000 usd 2 bed, 2 bath 1345 sq. ft.

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njoy breathtaking panoramic views of the bay and town from this charming home showcasing contemporary Mexican style and lovely details.

The bright and open floor plan features a stunning sunken living room with vaulted ceilings, cozy dining around a colorful custom made table, and fantastic outdoor covered terrace with amazing views of the bay, town and verdant foliage.

The spacious and restful bedrooms feature separate air conditioning, private terraces, and ample closets; with the master showcasing panoramic views and private bath. adjacent “splash” pool, security gate, off-street parking, professional administration, gas and water for the unit.

Sold tastefully furnished and “Turn-Key” ready! https://www.boardwalkrealtypv.com/proper ties/ condo-karla-5/

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AJ Freeman is an adventurous spirit, serial friendmaker, and general enthusiast. He lives his everyday life hoping to demonstrate the nearly infinite potential for discovery and wonder on this small wet rock orbiting a dim yellow star in the backwoods of the Milky Way.

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enjamin Franklin, the most electrifying man in the American Revolution, says that wine “makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance.” Ben was apparently a pretty sharp guy, so I’ve always respected his perspective, but for full disclosure, I’m not exactly an expert in fine wines, imported cheeses, or pairings thereof.

My most refined observations on the matter effectively amounted to “hey, this is good,” which actually puts me in a category of most of the country. That’s right, the wine scene has only become mains-

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tream in Mexico within the last few years, and the passionate pair behind Uncork Mexico have made it their mission to get all of us up to speed.

The Vibes: The elegant open air courtyard at the Villa Mercedes Petit Hotel just inland from Playa de Los Muertos was the backdrop I’d always imagined for an exhibition of wine; an environment made visually rich with ambient lighting and a lush selection of plant life along with the hosts of the tasting, the lovely and knowledgeable Vanusa and Natalia.

I arrived to find an appealing spread of fruits, nuts, and cheeses set out alongside the evening’s offerings, and once the urge to snack uncontrollably was fully suppressed, I maturely settled in for the tasting lineup. Keeping my mind off the munchies was the experience of a table full of strangers becoming fast friends ,one sip at a time...there’s a reason they call it “social lubricant.”

The Vices: Naturally, wine takes center stage at Uncork Mexico, and their selection of styles does not disappoint. My personal favorite was Distinto, a bold and spicy merlot that I couldn’t drink one drop of without thinking of the perfectly medium rare steak that seemed to be its natural running mate.

Another favorite was Rosatus, the

shimmering pink product of the Aguascalientes region that is the featured wine in Uncork’s regular “Rose by the Pool” series. It can also be fun to find out how wrong you were about something. An offhand comment made to Vanusa about not being a big fan of white wine was apparently taken as a challenge, one she responded to with the impressively smooth Albo, which I loved.

Again, as I stated in the first words of this piece, I don’t know what the hell I’m talking about.

This delightfully bright white wine with tart pear and citrus notes paired perfectly with a traditional French cheese known as Mimolette, prized by Napoleon for its piquant bite as well as its strategic advantages, keeping well on long marches with its firm texture and stealthy scent that wouldn’t give away the army’s position to the enemy (it’s true, look it up).

The ladies walked us through the process of unlocking and maximizing the flavour profile of every wine as well as highlighting why each pairing works...it was the ideal introduction for anyone who may be intimidated by wines other than your classic Cardboardeaux.

As I strenuously highlighted, I don’t have a well-developed wine mind... but the curators at Uncork Mexico certainly do, and that’s what counts.

The Verdict: Whether you’re on vacation temporarily or permanently, if you find yourself with a free Wednesday or Thursday evening, there are certainly worse ways to spend it than taking a lesson in wine from Vanusa and Natalia of Uncork Mexico.

You can buy your favourite bottles at the tasting, and even take advantage of their wine and cheese delivery service(!) if you’re planning an intimate dinner in the courtyard of your complex or particularly classy Netflix binge in bed.

Maybe I’ll catch you there.

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When you need a little magic in your life

By Madeline Milne

Come and enjoy a wonderful day Fruits, vegetables, and seafood with the highest quality and freshness. Great variety of organic foods, bakery, traditional sweets, handmade items, crafts, jewelry and gourmet delicacies. All this in a pleasant outdoor setting with live music and an excellent location in the heart of the Bahía, at Centro Empresarial Nuevo Vallarta.

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ean Cameron, the owner of the funkiest salon in town, has long been known as ‘the Colour Witch’ as she mixes her creams and dyes to create the perfect shade for you. Hailing from Cumberland on Vancouver Island, Jean packed up her salon, grabbed her four Chihuahuas and crossed into Mexico on October 9, 2017, determined to call Puerto Vallarta home for the rest of her life.

Longing to escape the dreary weather of the BC coast, Jean knew she could transfer her twenty plus years of hair styling expertise to the sunny shores of Vallarta, and that is just what she did. She set about to recreate a new version of her award-winning salon and opened in December.

Inside the salon, you’ll have to pick your chin up off the floor as you take it all in. Filled to overflowing with colourful knick knacks, sparkly balls, a mannequin leg sticking out from the wall, a Canada Post box to hold her towels, a wall of delicately hand drawn calligraphy and so, so much more, the space will keep you entertained for hours. It is a veritable feast for the senses, and a perfect compliment to Jean’s colourful personality and style.

Managed by the sweetest mini-chi, Pearl, and staffed by Cyn who specializes in hair extensions, dreads, cornrows and professional make-up and Lizette who handles the mani’s and pedi’s and acrylic nail art, Jean provides hairstyling and barbering services but her calling is as a colourist – or a ‘colour witch’ as her best clients lovingly call her.

Whether you’re looking for something

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outrageous or sophisticated, or both, Jean and her team have the perfect spell to ensure you walk out of ‘The Witchery’ looking your best! Open year-round; Jean welcomes visitors and residents to book an appointment.

The Witchery is located in 5 de Diciembre neighbourhood, across the street from the popular Cap’t Don’s pub, next door to Puerto Vallarta’s best taco stand, El Carboncito and kitty-corner to the Pemex gas station.

The Witchery Salon Calle Honduras 139-C, Colonia 5 de Diciembre FB/The Witchery Salón 322 134 7485

Paseo de los Cocoteros # 55 at Centro Empresarial Nuevo Vallarta Back Parking Lot Nuevo Vallarta, Riviera Nayarit, Mexico.

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From Here

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Finding Your Happy Rhonda Zarate

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ess than a week ago, The Art Guild PV (like them on Facebook) presented their first event and pronounced it a great success. With not much time to advertise, a surprising amount of people turned up at Venustiano Carranza 466 (where Three Hens & A Rooster Market takes place every Saturday) to support their artistic friends in “A Courtyard Evening of Local Color”. Vallarta has always had an enormous energy pulling painters, sculptors, writers, singers from all over the world to stay here and create. Painters, in particular, have enjoyed spectacular acceptance from the community. The Art Guild PV will have another event soon and plan to do so regularly throughout the summer with classes, workshops and more. I will keep you posted! I was just about to send this in when

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Barb Stenz informed me there will be a Rock Painting Workshop this coming Saturday, March 3 from 10 am to 1 pm. Pre-register artguildpv@gmail.com and pay $200 pesos or drop in for $250 pesos. All materials will be supplied including the rocks. Great fun on a Market day!

The Vallarta Vocalistas Ensemble will be heading into their second week of performances at Incanto by the time this paper is in your hands. Each one of the Vocalistas is a star voice able to stand alone and wow an audience – the power of that times nine, is wondrous. There were snippets of the concert I had heard before in the production “Bedazzled Broadway” at the beloved Paradise Community Center AND Sid Goodman was in the audience; I was downright weepy. I truly loved the Baroque first half – I am sure it was the most difficult to learn. I would cherish an evening or an afternoon of more of the same!

AND, here’s a big huge hint: as soon as this run is done, please put together a Christmas concert!

This afternoon I am going to see Paco Ojeda in action at Incanto with another amazing show, I am sure. This time he is celebrating the human voice in “A CAPELLA MUSIC” with special guests the Vallarta Vocalistas! A full report next week.

Remember, always be kind, From Here.

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Rhonda Zarate is a Happy Heart Lifestyle Coach. She helps people find their happiest hearts through coaching, finding their happy home and with her book Find Your Happy Planner at Amazon, Barnes & Noble. You can see what she is up to at rhondazarate.com Wishing you a happy day!

On The Other Side of Fear is Where the Magic is

Michael Nolen is the host of ‘The Good Morning Wake Up Show,’ which is broadcast as part of the University of Guadalajara’s 104.3 FM radio station at the CUC campus in Puerto Vallarta. Every Saturday at 9 AM

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ave you ever agreed to do something and then thought, “Why did I say yes and what the hell was I thinking?”

Well, I have decided to do a TED Talk. Gulp. And it is this month on March 20. Eek! Ok, now I had my moment where the self-doubt dances around in my head, then my real warrior self says, “Nope you got this. It is essential; you are going to rock it and do some good in the world.

Get over yourself; this is not about you. You are a vessel to speak the word of happiness.”

I have decided that my talk is going to be a video version of a love letter to my great, great grandchildren and future generations. How cool would it be to have a family member on video three generations removed, talking directly to you about what they thought made for a great life? I would love to hear what wisdom my Scottish, Irish, English Great Grandmother had to share with me. That would be precious. These thoughts push me further into sharing in my upcoming TED Talk, what I’ve learned to for a happy ever after life.

Through the lumps and bumps of my life, I have learned a lot of what and what not to do along the way. I have made some big mistakes and some smart moves.

My thinking is to give them a fast track journey on a smoother road with Granny Rhonda GPS vs. driving with eyes closed on a dirt road with hidden potholes.

I want them to show them that on the other side of fear there is usually something fabulous. By doing the TED Talk, I am challenging one of the most feared phobias! But being afraid of something is not a reason not to do it. Feel the fear and do it anyway, embrace it.

This process has made me stop

and take stock of things that are important to me, am I doing the things I am telling them to do? How can I preach it, if I am not practicing it?

Being plugged into your life, making a plan, then working that plan creates massive shifts in your future. Some things I am monitoring are my daily water intake, journaling, getting outside and enjoying nature.

What are you doing with action movements to make your heart happy? I invite you to leave your family a video or letter sharing with them what you believe it takes to create a magical life. What would you tell them?

I dare you to get that pen out and do it right now. I bet you have some unique tips that could change lives and the gesture of you caring enough to do it is worth its weight in gold. Do it, make a difference, your life has been a valuable gift to this world. Share it! You’re amazing!

If you want to come cheer me on, my Ted Talk will be March 20, 10:00 am upstairs at the Boutique Theater at Nacho Daddy. It will be a gathering of the happy hearts; come share and meet a friend.

Homework: Write your letter, shoot a video or even make a call, your peeps with be delighted!

Your life is meaningful; give the gift of your experiences. Your life is meaningful give the gift of your experiences.

FREE MOVIES Every Wednesday and Friday at 1:00 pm in the main auditorium we show full-length films. On Wednesday March 7 there will be a concert film starring BUENA VISTA SOCIAL CLUB and on Friday March 9 we will be showing MIMIC directed by Guillermo del Toro with Mira Sorvino and Jeremy Northam.

Speaking about movies, The 18th Annual FICPV (International Film Festival Puerto Vallarta) begins on March 13.

The University of Guadalajara in Puerto Vallarta will show ‘The Weekend Sailor’ during this year’s International Film Festival on Tuesday, March 13 at 7 pm on the Vallarta Marina Malecon, next to the Flamingo Hotel at Dock Gate #L. This screening is free and open to the public.

The Weekend Sailor is a new feature documentary about the Mexican yacht Sayula II in the first crewed sailing race around the world in 1974. The most demanding sailing quest in history. Join us to

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rains of sand are mysterious particles and worth contemplating as we lounge on the beach. Each one is millions of years old and could have traveled thousands of miles to reach its current location. A grain of sand is the ultimate gypsy on its unique voyage through time and space, land and water.

The forces of erosion by wind and water (how sand grains are formed) are powerful and patient.

These forces whittle away at the earth’s surface 24/7. Usually, they are invisible forces, but sometimes they are sudden and violent.

With great regularity – every rainy season – they impact the terrain here on coastal Jalisco and Nayarit.

Landscapes and beachscapes yield to wind and water naturally but often how humans manipulate land accelerates the action of the forces dramatically. In fact, in the last 150 years, half of the world’s topsoil has been washed into its oceans due to human agriculture and development practices. It’s not a topic conversed about at cocktail parties nor does it have the sexiness of climate change, but topsoil loss is one of the planet’s most critical challenges as far as us successfully living on it goes.

The issue is that it takes nature 1000 years to gradually build topsoil on most of the planet. This is the soil zone where we grow food – below this humus layer is a pure gritty mineral matrix that does not sustain most life. Because topsoil is such a precious layer built over time, nature guards it militantly with a green mantle of plant life – in many cases what we consider weeds or aggressive plant species. These plants create a protective layer – roots to hold soil in place and shoots to buffer the soil against direct rain, wind, and sun.

The fact that “nature abhors a vacuum” was a huge epiphany for me as a horticulturist as it is the basic law of logic behind mulching and not leaving gaps in garden plantings. Because by doing so, and not mulching, we wage a perpetual war

Fresh Fruit, Fresh Flavor, Fresh Food!

F Vetiver against nature in which she defends her precious topsoil with every weed she can come up with. This is a war that is only over with either topsoil destroyed or the gardener changing her ways.

This might sound quaint in a gardening context, but takes on a new significance when we consider that the vast majority of human agriculture – especially grain production – relies on maintaining naked soil around the crops and never mulching. We are talking millions of hectares here, around the globe and, quite literally, chemical warfare.

The solution entails overhauling how we grow food.

Here in Nayarit and Jalisco, we as homeowners can take charge of our erosion in several ways. One is to buy as much food as possible from small farmers who treasure their soil. The other is to utilize a plant called Vetiver, which can grow its roots 2 meters down without expanding laterally or being invasive in any way. Vetiver, which is a type of tall grass, stabilizes slopes, protects house foundations and is especially effective at bioengineering the sandy soil most of us have here.

Two local landscaping companies who can install vetiver are Tropical America and La Costera. Lastly, please mulch, utilize good erosion prevention design with any new roads you require and use gutters to prevent unmitigated roof runoff.

As you suntan on the beach, staring at all those grains of sand, I’m sure you can think up other ways to protect our precious soil as well.

or the next few articles, I am going to talk a little about the various mercados we have around town. I believe one of the reasons that so many people love Vallarta is the availability of fresh food. The comments I often hear when visitors arrive is how much flavor our food has, and of course, the price is right!

When I first moved to Vallarta I did much of my shopping at the local Mercado, as not only was the food fresh, it was a short walk, and I loved my daily interactions with the local vendors. My fishmonger always flagged me down when something special was in stock, and the butchers understood how I liked my pork roast and chicken prepared. Sure, my first few visits were a bit clunky, even as a chef I struggled to understand what some things are called. Many cuts of meat although visually familiar have different names here, so it does take a bit of educating oneself to know which cuts to ask for at your local butchers.

The three mercados, Emiliano Zapata, 5 De Diciembre and Aramara all feature many of the same items, and the prices are consistent but if you’re from Canada or the States, probably much less costly than you are used to. However, each market has some regional differences and the 5 de Diciembre market, in particular, specializes in fresh seafood.

One of the best reasons to shop locally is that the food is often ready to eat that day or the next. Although our big box stores are great options here, sometimes the avocados are better doorstops than guacamole

waiting to happen. The only downside of these local markets is that many lack large-scale refrigeration, so at least for the fruits and vegetables, it is best to buy just what you need for a day or two.

Depending on where you live in Vallarta you will most likely frequent only one of the markets, but I encourage you to get out and about and check out the various locations, even if it is just to browse and see the options available. Shopping locally drives more money into the hands of our communities, and as you get to know the merchants, you can request items and get a jump on special products.

If you’re in Old Town, the Emiliano Zapata market is located on the corner of Lazaro Cardenas and Camachin. The market itself is open every day until three pm, and the entire block is full of shops and merchants worth checking out. Just remember to wash your produce before you use it with a cleansing solution such as microdyn, which you’ll find sold at the market.

Until next week, Buen Provecho!

Amberley Beatty is Patsy Cline, Natalie Douglas sings Streisand and and more!

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ong recognized as the leading Patsy Cline tribute artist in North America, Amberley Beatty brings a whole new dimension to the country music legend in ‘Real Patsy’. In the early sixties, Patsy Cline took country music uptown, with songs like “I Fall To Pieces”,“Walking After Midnight” and Willie Nelson’s “Crazy”, successfully melding country, pop and blues.

Beatty’s Patsy Cline is spot-on, capturing every nuance of every song. One night only, Mar. 3 at 9:30pm.

Natalie Douglas, the acclaimed vocalist hailed as “a true force of nature” by The Times (UK), returns to Incanto beginning Mar. 3 at 7pm with a series of tribute concerts featuring the music of Nina Simone, Linda Ronstadt, Sammy Davis Jr. and Barbra Streisand. Accompanied by her longtime Music Director, Mark Hartman, Natalie will dedicate two shows each to the legendary performers, celebrating their individual artistry, brilliance and achievements. And join Mark Hartman in the piano bar on Wed. Fri. Sat. Sun. at 10pm.

Latcho & Andrea ‘The Blond Gypsies’ play authentic Latin and Gypsy Flamenco rhythms and sultry harmonies. Their high-spirited, real inspired gypsy music includes original songs and stories from their past, including when they played with The Gipsy Kings. Final performances Mar. 6 & 20 at 7pm.

Luna Rumba’s DUENDE plays most Fridays at 7pm. A blend of Flamenco, Rumba, Celtic, Latin, and African music mixed with today’s technology, make their performances unique and exciting.

Now playing through Mar. 30.

Singer Hulda Hix and her new band return with Vibology, presenting a unique sound through a creative blend of traditional reggae with popular American music. Mar. 7 & 22 at 9:30pm.

Singer/songwriter Stolie and the La Ruta band present an evening of songs that intertwine various musical genres. You’ll hear music from pop hits to ballads, ranchera to oldies in both English and Spanish.

Get the stories behind many familiar favorites. Mar. 1 at 9:30pm & Mar. 8 at 7pm.

The Vallarta Vocalista Ensemble presents its 2018 concert series, In Perfect Harmony: From Baroque to Broadway. Concerts include

the seldom-heard baroque jewel, Durante’s “Magnificat”, excerpts from “Les Miserables”, Mexican favorites and well-loved jazz standards. Final performances Mar. 3 & 4 at 4pm.

Media Luna presents several shows featuring their full band and Special Guest musicians. They play Flamenco, Rumba, Rock and Huapango in an exciting, highenergy performance. Mar. 5 & 26 at 9:30pm.

Incanto’s ‘Gospelicious’ Gospel Brunch is light on religion and BIG on entertainment. Hosted by Tracy Parks, and featuring The Holy Host Singers, Hulda Hix, Melina Ramirez and Luis Villanueva, with creator and Musical Director/David Troy Francis and the Resurrection Band. Fun and uplifting! Select Sundays at 12pm. Classic stage

comedy ‘Greater Tuna’, starring Ron Spencer and Tracy Parks is now playing. With twenty-two characters played by just two actors, it’s a wild ride to smalltown Tuna, TX, chock-full of eccentric characters with small minds and big hearts.

Directed by Karen Baker. Next performance Mar. 13 at 7pm.

Everything from Salsa lessons and Jazz piano to Open Mic and Showtunes can be found at Incanto, with different shows throughout the week. All the details can be found online at www.incantovallarta.com Tickets are available no online booking fees. Box Office hours are 9am at www.IncantoVallarta.com with to 11:30pm daily. Casual dining is always available. Happy Hour 2-6pm daily. Incanto is located at Insurgentes 109 (at the Rio Cuale).

Call 322 223 9756 for reservations.

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T H E B E S T O F E V E RY T H I N G These questions and results are more general and can be in some cases applied to the entire geographical region. Only the most popular response is shown here unless it was a tie. Check out the complete results online at VallartaTribune.com Best Colonia or Town Emiliano Zapata /Old Town /Romantic Zone Best Neighbourhood for Off the Grid Living El Tuito Best Colonia for AllNight Partying Olas Altas / Emiliano Zapata/Romantic Zone Best Colonia for Relaxing Bucerias Best Neighbourhood for Healthy Living Sayulita Best Colonia for Shopping Centro Best Beach for SUP Bucerias Best Beach for Kids Playa los Muertos Camarones Best Beach for Eating and Drinking Los Muertos Best Beach for Snorkling Los Arcos Best Beach for Surfing Sayulita Best Beach for Privacy Conchas Chinas Best Beach for Partying Los Muertos Best Park Lazaro Cardenas Best Kept Secret Boca de Tomatlan Best Tennis Courts Canto del sol Best Place to Jog Riviera del Pitillal

Best Road to Avoid Hwy 200 Best Local Holiday Peregrinaciones Best Weekly Event Olas Altas Farmers Market Best Artisan Market Olas Altas Farmers Market Best Historic Landmark Our Lady of Guadalupe Church Best Public Art Malecon sculptures Best Mural Lazaro Cardenas Mosaic Mural Best Local Artist Adrian Takano Best Lawyer Felix Zarate Best Photographer Josef Kandoll Best Private Chef Mavi Graf Best Cooking Classes My Mexican kitchen Best Wine Shop Vinos America Best Liquor Store La Playa Best Margarita No Way Jose Best Michelada The Corona bodega (MODELORAMA) at the corner of the highway and Callejon de la Igualdad

Best Tequila Brand Don Julio Best Local Beer Los Muertos Brewing Company Best Mexican Wine LA Cetto Best Place for Cheap Beer Sea Monkey Best Hotel Bar/Lounge Hotel Marriot Best Place for Cocktails Garbos Best Place to Order/ Pickup Premade Dinner Bella Napoli Best Local Designer Clothing Store Luisa's Best Local Designer Jewelry Store Cassandra Shaw Best Local Designer Fashion Accessory Store Erica Maree Best Local Designer Furniture Muebles La Coleccion Best Department Store Liverpool Best Shopping Mall La Isla Best Casino Emotion Casino Best Movie Theater Cinepolis VIP at La Isla Best Furniture Store Solutions Mexico Best Bank Intercam

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Best Internet Provider Infinitum/Telmex Best Cell Service Telcel Best Tattoo Studio Black Cat Best Bike Shop Specialized in Marina Vallarta Best Local Festival Gay Pride Best Local Band Los Bambinos Best Drag Show Crazy Bitches at Luna Lounge Best Place to Go Dancing Mr. Flamingos Best Nightclub La Santa Best Place for Karaoke Kinky Best Pickup Bar (M - M) La Noche Best Pickup Bar (M-F) Andale Best Pickup Bar (F-M) Andale Best Pickup Bar (F - F) Divas Best Female Strip Club Mango’s Best Gay Strip Club Anthropology Best Way to Cure a Hangover More Tequila Best Place For a First Date Coco's Kitchen

Best Place to Take Out of Town Guests Malecon Best Party Boat Rhythms of the Night Best Cruise Tour Pegaso Company Best Cruise Tour - Yacht Rhythms of the Night Best Fishing Charter Fifth Elements Best Private Charter Seas the Day Best Whale Charter Ocean Friendly Best Physiotherapist Asusena Best Chiroprator Eric Fulfer Best Acupuncturist Krystal Frost Best Massage Therapist Essence Massage Best Nutritionist Marcella Castallenos Best Naturopathic Clinic Bio Spa Best Optometrist Costco Best Weekend Getaway Guadalajara Best Romantic Hideaway Casa Karma Best Escape the Humidity Getaway San Sebastian Best Local Travel Agency MEX-eco Tours Best Adventure Tour Company Vallarta Adventures

Best Wedding/Events Planner Weddings Vallarta By Barbara Best Party Venue Luna Lounge Best Tour Guide Chuck Medina Best Hike Boca to Las Animas Best Kid's Excursion Zoo Best Local Tour On The Water Vallarta Adventures Best Tour On Land Vallarta Eats Food Tour Best Beach Club Mantamar Best Day Pass Arryos Verde Best Pool View Grand Best Online Advice Website/Group Everything you wanted or needed to know Best Way to Spend a Sunday At the Beach Best Excuse for Not Getting Something Done on Time Mañana Best In Country Airline Aeromexico Best Car Rental Gecko Renta car Best Long Haul Busline ETN Best Transportation Co. Uber www.vallartatribune.com

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Check out the complete results online at VallartaTribune.com Best Hotel Hotel Mousai Best Boutique Hotel Casa Karma Best Resort Secrets Best Art Gallery Galeria Dante Best Art Studio Art Vallarta

Best Community Charity IFC Best Fundraising Event Deja New Fashion Show What A Drag

Best Bartender Alex at Bar La Playa Best BBQ El Rio BBQ Best Beachfront Restaurant La Palapa Best Medical Clinic Best Breakfast San Javier Hospital Freddy’s Tucan Best Dentist/Dental Best Brunch Clinic Sheraton Hotel Just Smiles Best Coffee Shop Best Bakery Best Eyeware Store Dee’s Coffee Company Yarita Costco Best Fine-Dining Best Butcher Best Personal Trainer Bravos Colin’s Chris from Vivefit Best New Restaurant Best Florist Best Gym Warique Restaurant Flowers to Go El Gym Best Restaurant Best Grocery Store Best Martial-Arts Studio Tintoque Mega Lauro Perez Best Wine List Best Produce Store Best Barbershop Tre Piatti Baca in Emiliano Zapata Alex barbershop Best Restautant Patio Best Seafood Store Best Salon for Mani-Pedi Bachas Mercado 5 de Diciembre Votre Salon Best Seafood Restaurant Best Organic Store Best Hair Salon Langosta Feliz Organic Select Salon Malecon Best Brew Pub Best Spa Los Muertos Brewing Best Live Music Venue Metamorfosis Company Incanto Best Pilates Studio Best Sports Bar Best Performing-Arts Yoga Vallarta El Torito Venue Best Yoga Studio Best Sushi Act II Yoga Vallarta Kashi Sushi

Best Taco Stand Panchos tacos Best Traditional Mexican Restaurant No Way Jose Best View Restaurant Barcelona Tapas Most Romantic Restaurant La Palapa Most Vegan Friendly Restaurant Salud Superfood Best Food Truck Marisma Best Hamburguer Derby City Burger Best Kid Friendly Restaurant Lukumbe Best Ice Cream Shop Lix Best Bar w Live Music Nacho Daddy

Best Happy Hour Signature lounge Best Gay Bar La Noche Best Gay Tour Diana’s Tour Best Lesbian Event/Bar Her Party Pride Weekend Best Clothing Store Lemongrass Best Second Hand Clothing Store Deja New Ropero de Jovany Best Swimwear Store La Sirena Reina Best Pipe, Bong and Accessory Shop Gold Leaf Best Shoe Store 3 Hermanos

Best Property Management Company PVRPV Best Laundry Services PVRPV Best Real Estate Agent Dana Scapa (ReMax) Best Real Estate Brokerage Timothy Real Estate Best Notary Notario No. 5

Best Vet Clinic-Hospital Sabuesos Best Doggy Daycare Casa de los Perros Best Pet Grooming Pet Home Best Pet Supply Store Wao Wao

Best Auto-Body Shop MDP service Best Car Wash Real Carwash Best Mechanic Doug at Tona Rosa

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Escape to the Sophistication and luxury of San Miguel de Allende

After a day of exploring the cosmopolitan streets, where you lay your head is paramount

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inning awards every year for its colonial charm, sophisticated shopping and dining and its authentic Mexican culture, beautiful San Miguel de Allende in Guanajuato is a popular destination for residents and expats along the Pacific Coast when the summer heat and humidity begin to rise.

From Puerto Vallarta, San Miguel is a short flight to Mexico City, Leon or Queretaro, then a shuttle bus for the final leg of the trip. Or take the exceedingly comfortable overnight bus to arrive early in the morning.

With its striking colonial architecture, historic cobblestone streets and striking light, San Miguel de Allende is rightly one of Mexico’s biggest draws and has been popular with travelers and romantics for much of the past century. Art, cuisine, and festivals play a role in this enchanting town. It only stands to reason that where you lay your head be as fantastic as the town itself.

While San Miguel offers everything from simple posadas to exquisite villas, every great destination has one iconic Bed & Breakfast. The town’s luxurious Casa de Los Chiqueados (www.casdeloschiqueados.com) is within strolling distance of historic sites, renowned

restaurants, and great shopping and combines gracious hospitality with unrivaled attention to detail.

Owners, Christina Ruckel and Gary Cook who spend their winters in Vallarta invite you to see why they love the fascinating juxtaposition of new and old which exudes a sense of joie de vivre that makes this a “must see and visit” destination voted the number one city by Travel and Leisure Magazine.

This beautiful casa has been restored, transformed and furnished by skilled local craftsmen and artisans directed by Christina; showcasing ironwork, fine wood-

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VALLARTA’S FIRST BALLROOM We Make It Fun, Quick And Easy!

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You Can Use These Lessons To Learn A New Dance Or To Brush Up On Your Favorite Dance.

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2 Blocks East Of El Malecon 3 Blocks North Of The Cathedral Between Galeana & Mina. The Only Brick Building On The Block (322) 292-0026 Cell www.vallartafirstballroom.com pvfirstballroom@Gmail.com Vallarta´s First Ballroom For Your Convenience, Private Lessons Can Be Scheduled From 9:00 A.m. To 9:00 P.m. 7 Days A Week

work, hand-woven textiles, handmade tiles and handicrafts found in surrounding pueblitos. “Casa de Los Chiqueados” translates into “House of the Spoiled Ones,” and it is taken to a whole new level.

Jose Luis, the wonderful, attentive manager, will show guests to their chosen residence where they are welcomed by a basket of seasonal fruits and snacks, wine, and fresh flowers. Questions will be answered, and things explained in an unhurried way. Hospitality and customer service are what the staff does best, resulting in a perfect five-star rating on Trip Advisor for the last five years.

Sister properties, Casa Maggie and Casa Max, are named after much-loved rescue dogs and are also popular. Both are located in the Colonia San Antonio area of town.

One guest, who stays there often, commented, “It is the little details they do so well, from hand-written notes to the staff’s attentiveness; to the chilled wine and fruits beautifully presented, and so much more.

It truly is a home away from home, only far chicer!”

Whether you plan for an adventure, a romantic retreat, or an urban escape, Casa de Los Chiqueados is the place to call home while you explore the tradition, charm, history, fun, and inspiration of San Miguel de Allende!

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For ten weeks, from November through January, the readers of the Vallarta Tribune voted online for their favourite bars, restaurants, spas, hotels, mechanics, dentists, vetrinarians and more. Those votes have been complied and presented here.

Only the most popular response is shown here unless it was a tie. Check out the complete results online at VallartaTribune.com

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T H E B E S T O F B A N D E R A S B AY N O R T H Best Resort Royal Decameron, Bucerias Best Hotel La Cruz Inn, La Cruz Best Boutique Hotel Villa Amor Del Mar, La Cruz Best Art Gallery Lujo Lifestyles, Bucerias La Cruz Sunday Market Artisans Best Art Studio Galeria Monarca, Bucerias Best Bakery Paninos in Bucerias Best Bartender Gladys Bova at YoYo Mo's, Bucerias Best Breakfast Lateral Cafe, Bucerias Best Pub Luna Lounge, Bucerias Best Brunch Marival, Nuevo Vallarta Best Ceviche 8 Tostadas, Nuevo Vallarta Best Coffee Shop Panino's Best Casual Restaurant Esquina 22, Bucerias Lateral Cafe, Bucerias Best Fine-Dining Mark's, Bucerias Best Food Truck Tacos La Reina Best Hamburger La Famosa Burgers Best Happy Hour Equina 22, Bucerias Best Kid Friendly Restaurant Fajita Republic Best Restaurant Mezzogiorno, Bucerias Best Restaurant Wine List Masala Best Restautant Patio Adriatico, Bucerias D Stock at Marival Residences, Nuevo Vallarta Best Seafood Restaurant The Lobster House

Best BBQ Luna Lounge, Bucerias Best Beachfront Restaurant Karen’s, Bucerias Best Sushi Nicksan, Nuevo Vallarta Best Taco Stand Tacos on the Street, La Cruz Best Traditional Mexican Restaurant La Cava Best View Restaurant Mezzogiorno's, Bucerias Most Romantic Restaurant Sandrina's, Bucerias Frascati’s, La Cruz Most Vegan Friendly Restaurant Organic Love, La Cruz Best Ice Cream Parad*Ice, La Cruz Best Dancing Octopus Garden, La Cruz Best Live Music Venue The Drunken Duck, Bucerias Best Performing-Arts Venue Luna Lounge, Bucerias Best Sports Bar YoYo Mo’s, Bucerias Best Butcher Carniceria Kenny Best Organic Store Organic Love, La Cruz Best Florist Cattleya, Bucerias Best Grocery Store Mega, Flamingos Best Produce Store Mega, Flamingos Bucerias Sunday Market Best Seafood Store La Cruz Fish Market Best Clothing Store Gloria’s, La Cruz Best Swimwear Store Walmart Best Barbershop Player’s Club Best Spa Elements, Bucerias

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Best Salon for Mani-Pedi Diva Salon, Bucerias Best Hair Salon Fer Salon Best Laundry Services Sonia’s Best Medical Clinic San Javier, Nuevo Vallarta Best Dentist/Dental Clinic Dr. Adrian Malja, Bucerias Best Gym Bahia Fitness, Bucerias Best Yoga Studio Harmony, Bucerias Best Property Management Company Bienvenidos Real Estate, Bucerias Best Notary #2 Bucerias Best Real Estate Agent Chris Bouchard Best Real Estate Brokerage Elements Realty Best Community Charity Amigos de la Cruz Best Fundraising Event John Ozzello food bank Best Auto-Body Shop Gecko’s Rent a Car, Bucerias Best Car Wash Arnold at Chedraui, Bucerias Best Mechanic Car Doctor, Bucerias Gecko Best Gas Station Pemex, South edge of Bucerias Best Animal Hospital Pet Vet & Care, Bucerias Best Vetrinarian Clinic Vetrinaria Valle Dorado Best Doggy Daycare Pet Vet & Care, Bucerias Best Pet Grooming Pet Vet & Care, Bucerias Best Pet Supply Store Pet Vet & Care, Bucerias

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Sayulita Best Restaurant Mary's Best Restaurant Wine List Miro Vino Best Restautant Patio Alas Blancas Best Boutique Hotel Best Seafood Restaurant Haramara Retreat Don Pedro’s Restaurant Best Hostel & Bar Miscelanea Sayulita Best Sports Bar Best Resort Latitude 20 Villa Amor Best Sushi Matsuri Best Bartender Best Taco Stand David Vergara Best Beachfront Restaurant Tacos el Ivan Best Traditional Mexican Alas Blancas Restaurant Best Breakfast Mary's El Espresso Best View Restaurant Best Coffee Shop Miro Vino Choco Banana Most Romantic Restaurant Best Brunch Don Pedro’s Restaurant Mary's & Bar Best Pub Most Vegan Friendly Sayulita Public House Restaurant Best Ceviche Tierra Viva Alas Blancas Best Fine-Dining Best Live Music Venue Miro Vino Atico Best Hamburguer Best Performing-Arts Venue Km 5 Surf Bar Atico Best Happy Hour Best Clothing Store Latitude 20 Buddha Gallery Best Ice Cream Shop Best Swimwear Store Wakika Buddha Gallery Kid Friendly Restaurant Best Pipe, Bong and Chocobanana Accessory Shop Best New Restaurant Manyana La Rustica Sayulita Best Art Gallery Galeria Tanana Best Art Studio Z Studio

Best Organic Store Terrenal Best Grocery Store Mini Super Don Rodolfo Best Produce Store Sayulita Farmers Market Best Seafood Store Pescaderia Piolin Best Dance Studio Casa Cultura Best Pilates Studio Mexifit Best Yoga Studio Hotelito Los Suenos Best Laundry Services La Burbuja Best Medical Clinic Esteva Clinic Best Spa Nirvanna Spa Best Hair Salon Jungle Hair Design Best Animal Hospital Animalove Best Pet Grooming Animalove Best Pet Supply Store Animalove Vet Clinic Best Vetrinarian Clinic Animalove Best Community Charity La Casa Clu Best Fundraising Event San Pancho Circo de Los Niños www.vallartatribune.com

Canadian Lorne Peters’ Tribute to Bon Jovi

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he popular rock band Bon Jovi was formed in Sayreville, New Jersey, in 1983.

Although they were not immediately successful, their debut album “Bon Jovi” featured the single “Runaway.” Initially, only a regional hit, the accompanying music video was a huge hit on the nascent MTV network, giving the young band national prominence. Jon Bon

Jovi’s wild hair and rock star good looks became instantly recognizable. So when the album “Slippery When Wet,” recorded at Little Mountain Sound, in Vancouver, BC, was released, music fans were ready and it became a million seller almost overnight.

In the course of their illustrious career, Bon Jovi has released more than a dozen albums, selling more than 100 million copies. Their first tour as headliners, in 1986, grossed $28,000,000; an amazing feat for a previously unknown band. The group has since toured the world numerous times, playing close to 3,000 concerts in 50 countries.

Their rock anthems like “Living On A Prayer” and “You Give Love A Bad Name” have won them the American Music Award, VH-1 Music Award, and Brit Award. And they have been inducted into the Song Writers Hall of Fame and The Rock’n’Roll Hall of Fame. According to Forbes Magazine, they are among the highest paid musicians in the world.

Oshawa Ontario based Lorne Peters, affectionately known to his fans as Baz Littlerock, leads Bon Jovi Forever, of the most popular tribute bands in Canada. From the iconic smash hits of the 80s, through the fist-pumping, dance floor filling rock anthems of the 90s and beyond, Lorne has Bon Jovi nailed. But, it didn’t happen overnight. He has spent decades working his way up the musical ladder through a series of teen dance bands, bar bands, and touring bands, before finding the right combination of music and musicians to enable him to create a name for himself and build a loyal fan base. As it turned out, Bon Jovi was the key. The talented singer/ guitarist brings his Bon Jovi tribute to Mexico for the first time this month. On March 8, he appears at The Luna Lounge, in Bucerias, and on March 10, at El Rio BBQ Bar, in the Puerto Vallarta suburb of Paso Ancho, on city bus route 4.

More information about these shows is available on the venue websites and here in the Vallarta Tribune.

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Samira is Truly Tina!

Canada’s Hottest Tina Turner Tribute Show Merv Buchanan merv@uvs.com

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amira’s ‘Truly Tina’ tribute show is best described as powerful, sexy and thoroughly entertaining, as she struts her stuff, delivering those familiar Tina Turner songs, just like the star.

Turner’s big hair, legs, and provocative costumes are all there. But more importantly, Samira performs with the energy, voice and sassy attitude that harks back to The Ike & Tina Turner Revue at its best.

Samira regularly travels from her home in Canada to perform in Australia, China, the USA, Mexico and the middle east as one of the world’s most in-demand Tina Turner tribute artists in the business. Las Vegas casinos, private events for the world’s biggest corporations, and a concert in Beijing’s Tiananmen Square are all routine for Samira. And in 2014, she had the honour of performing at the official opening of the Tina Turner Museum in Nutbush, TN, Turner’s hometown.

Tina Turner’s torrid vocals and electrifying stage presence have always been an inspiration to Samira, and she has learned to replicate them with amazing accu-

racy and passion. She is especially influenced by Turner’s ability to perform her songs with what has been described as “hurricane force.”

Her performances as “the queen of rock’n’roll” are unrivaled.

Samira strives to make her Truly Tina show “simply the best.” The result is sellout after sellout. The

Truly Tina show returns by popular demand to The Luna Lounge, the well-known dinner show venue in Bucerias, on Friday, March 9. Details are available at www.lunaloungebucerias.com and here in the Tribune.

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una Lounge’s world-class tribute shows continue with some of the very best entertainment coming up. This season, the dinner shows have reached a new standard of excellence with genuinely first-class musical acts.

Enjoy a fantastic meal and an excellent musical performance at Luna Lounge as the good times keep rolling in March.

‘The Crazy Bitches’ are back every Tuesday and Wednesday with great music, gorgeous costumes, and naughty humor. After a delicious meal from the grill, Miss Diva Divine and her gals will entertain you with musical parodies and adult comedy starring celebrities like Beyonce, Celine Dion, Cher, Madonna, Tina Turner, and more!

Last week at Luna Lounge, Cliff Stevens performed his ‘Eric Clapton Tribute Show.’ We heard favorites like, “Tears in Heaven,” “Lay Down Sally” and “Cocaine.” Cliff’s ‘easy going’ stage presence along with his complete mastery of guitar and vocals, made this a show to remember!

Last Saturday evening, Luna

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March is Full of More Outstanding Entertainment at Luna Lounge Bucerias

Lounge presented, ‘Bohemia Viva: The Sound Garden.’ This show was an original and unique performance by Argentinian duo, Bohemia Viva.

They sang a wonderful mix of inspiring Latin music and pop favorites. The harmonies that Andrea and Luis created were spectacular, and Luis’ guitar accompaniment was breathtaking! Each song was introduced with fascinating stories and a bit of

humor. It was an evening of ‘live music’ at its best!

Last Sunday we enjoyed the ‘ZZ Top Tribute,’ featuring classics like, “Legs,” “Gimmie All Your Loving” and “Sharp Dressed Man.” Chris and Geoff Dahl took us back in time with some of the favorite music of our youth! The crowd was digging the tunes and those fancy Mexican sombreros the guys were wearing!

And on Monday, Chris and Geoff

Dahl returned with an encore performance of their Blues Brothers tribute show, ‘Soul Brothers.’ The audience once enjoyed their portrayal of those crazy delinquents from Chicago.

Coming up on Saturday, March 3, don’t miss ‘ Where in the World is Miss Conception?’ Miss Conception (a.k.a.

Kevin Levesque) has performed her incredible ‘live singing’ shows to audiences around the world.

This year, Miss Conception will take us around the world with fantastic music, song, humor and gorgeous costumes. Miss Conception is a favorite in Puerto Vallarta, and her shows always sell out! Don’t miss this one, folks!

And on Sunday and Monday, March 4 & 5, you’ll see Amberley Beatty as the ‘Real Patsy.’ Amberley will showcase the best-loved Patsy Cline songs in her powerful performance.

Amberley is a first-class tribute performer who will transport you in time to a ‘real’ Patsy Cline performance. She is one of my all-time

favorite tribute performers! The show on the 4th is sold out, but there are still a few tickets available for the 5th.

More fantastic shows are scheduled in March. On Thursday, Mar. 8, see the ‘Bon Jovi’ tribute. On Friday, Mar. 9, Samira returns with her ‘Truly Tina’ tribute to the music and persona of Tina Turner. On Saturday, March 10, Amy Armstrong debuts her ‘Diva Loca.’ Mar. 11 is the ‘Bryan Adams’ tribute. The ‘Rod Stewart’ show is scheduled for Mar. 15.

The annual ‘St. Patrick’s Day Show’ is Mar. 17. And back by popular demand, ‘Bohemia Viva’ once again graces the Luna Lounge stage on March 19. The ‘Kenny Rogers’ tribute is on Mar. 22 and Dwight Blake and The Groove Band close out the entertainment season on Mar. 24.

For tickets and information about Luna Lounge shows, go to www. lunaloungebucerias.com.

And don’t forget to bring your friends and guests along with you, for an evening of fine dining and world-class entertainment!

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Mind Body Wellness

interesting ingredients that are rare on other menus around town.

Bruce Howells

Sarah Johanna

Bruce is a retired Canadian, who along with his wife Velma, took a “mulligan” on life and escaped the cold of Canada and settled in the Vallarta area. Fulfilling a retirement dream of not driving anymore, Bruce will use public transportation to tour the bay and tell his tales here. Tips and itineraries welcome.

Email: busbanderasbay@gmail.com

Sarah Johanna is a freelance writer and researcher. At the beginning of 2017, she left her typical New York City life to travel and gain insight into how we relate to the natural world. Sarah manages Haus of Healing, a travel and lifestyle blog focused on exploring the themes of nature and mysticism in connection to health and wellness.

Destination: Trip Interrupted II

Five Meals for the Health-Conscious Traveler in Sayulita Local restaurants serve up balanced meals for a healthier vacation

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was recovering from my horrifying ordeal of being trapped in a broken dark elevator [See Feb 17 Edition], and I was finally ready to conquer my fear of elevator travel.

Besides which, I was getting tired walking up all those stairs. I was even tired walking down. Never live on the twenty-fifth floor!

Ok, maybe it was only six floors, but it could have been twenty-five. It sure felt like it.

I set off for the elevator with a spring in my step when I noticed my neighbour’s door was open and their dog standing there. Was it a pitbull? I’m sure we’ve all heard stories about pit bulls and how it’s not the dog but the owner. I wondered what type of owners my neighbors are.

I timidly walked over to the elevator and pushed the button, keeping the neighbor’s dog in view while telling him in English what a good little doggie he was. I even used that cute baby voice we all seem to adopt when appropriate. I hoped Mr. Mexican Dog was bilingual; the neighbors seemed to be.

The elevator arrived, and without delay, I entered, pushed the firstfloor button, fumbled for the close door button and as the door slowly closed, looked down and the dog was beside me. Not looking that much like a friendly pit bull. At least the lights were on, and I could keep an eye (actually, both eyes) on my new opportunity for friendship.

We landed on the first floor without incident, but before I could answer any of my internal questions; Can I keep the door from opening?

Where is the sixth-floor button?

Is the dog friendly?

Do his owners miss him?

The door opened, and the dog ran out!

Am I responsible for him?

Is he friendlier than he looks?

Does he understand English?

Does he like men? Me, in particular?

How could I safely (for me) capture the beast?

I accepted responsibility!

Putting my bag down, I tried to herd him into the elevator, but he headed to the parking lot, doubled back and came towards me. I suppose I could have grabbed him, and dragged him to the elevator but I didn’t want to hurt the little feller.

And besides, the elevator was gone. Never an elevator around when you need one. The elevator opened and one of the owners came out, very apologetic, and reassuring that the dog is friendly.

Having survived yet another terrifying elevator ordeal, I grabbed my bag and headed on my journey to secure provisions before the day’s adventures.

Reflecting on my life-altering experience of being trapped with an unknown, possible pit bull, I realized how little I knew, let alone understood about the breed.

Is there more than one type, like a chocolate lab, golden lab?

Do they bite? Hard?

While waiting to commence my research, I will begin with a photo of my potential aggressor, seeking affirmation that this was indeed a viable threat.

Now, I’m not normally a superstitious person, but “they” say things happen in threes. I’ve had two elevator incidents recently and while they may seem trivial to you; Does anyone want to go in an elevator with me?

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henever I am traveling, one of the challenges I face is keeping a well-balanced diet. I can always find something to eat, even with my dietary restrictions, but after several days with minimal greens and a few too many tortillas, my body starts to get angry at me. Eating your weight in tacos, enchiladas, totopos, and churros may seem fun at first, but if you are traveling long-term or just maintain a healthy lifestyle, you will want to search for other options.

I am here to help! Sayulita has many delicious restaurants that you are going to want to try them, but if you are looking for a few staples to keep your stomach happy without sacrificing flavour, I have some recommendations.

The Don Juan Salad Don Juan’s is a little off the beaten path but definitely worth it if you are in search of some variety.

Their menu is big, but it’s hard not to miss the large selection of salads on the first page. They all sound delicious, but I am a fan of the Don Juan Salad. It is a tangy sweet salad with pears, grapes, caramelized nuts, and a Dijon dressing. You have the option to add some protein, and I recommend going with the chicken. For a dairyfree option, ask for no cheese.

Cazuelitas from Mary’s The Cazuelitas at Mary’s are like a burrito bowl but better. They include the standard rice, salsa, avocado but instead of black or refried beans they use white beans and also mix in a hefty portion

of steamed vegetables. You can choose shrimp, chicken or fish, and you can get it without the cheese or cream if you ask. These are surprisingly affordable for their size. I like to get them to go for lunch.

Poke Bowls at Organik For the longest time, everyone was telling me about the Poke Bowls at Organik. And now I know!

Apparently, there are many ways to make a poke bowl, and I have yet to try them all, but I am a big fan of the original and the mango bowl.

This is a great way to get a ton of flavor and nutrition while eating

Pub Chopped Salad from Public House The Pub Chopped Salad at Public House is one of those salads that is more grains and proteins than it is greens, but I like it that way. Made with quinoa, corn, pumpkin seeds, dried cranberries, arugula, grilled chicken, and optional cheese, this salad is paired with a pesto dressing making it hearty enough to fill you up without giving you that heavy, bloated feeling after.

Fresh Food from Your Local Tienda In my opinion, taking the time to prepare something fresh and local from one of the many shops in town is worth the extra effort. Just look around if you are in search of some fresh fruit or produce to make a nice salad or steamed veggies with rice. If you have a full kitchen and the desire to cook a big meal, there are even a variety of fish markets and butchers within a few blocks of the plaza.

Poke Bowls come loaded with tuna and toppings with a mix of rice and quinoa as the base

The Cazuelita Bowl is the perfect balance of carbs, veggies, and protein

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No Need To Panic – Yet!

Open Hearts and Open Homes

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What is an IFC Home Tour?

– We take you to three or four spectacular, secluded homes no one else sees.

When? – Tuesdays and Wednesdays at 10:30. But get your tickets EARLY.

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and nurses. What a great contribution they make to the life of others!

Pat Bendix mentioned that she and her husband first started opening their two-bedroom home to the Home Tours in 1998 and have always appreciated all that IFC does in this community. Pat considers that she is a goodwill ambassador for Mexico and loves answering the many questions that people have about living here.

During their travels around Mexico Pat and her husband bought many items of Mexican folk-art such as woodcarvings, textiles, ceramics and masks and she enjoys discussing these with visitors.

Although IFC has wonderful support from our Homeowners, we are always appreciative of any new homes that can be added to our inventory. If you, or someone you know, is willing to open your home to the IFC Home Tour for just an hour or two once a month please contact Ann Boughn at aboughn@ yahoo.com.

The IFC Home Tours leave at 10:30 every Tuesday and Wednesday morning from the Sea Monkey Restaurant, on Aquiles Serdan at the beach. It’s best to book tickets before the tour as seating is limited and this can be done through the website www. ifctoursforvallarta.com

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Where? – Starts from Sea Monkey Restaurant on Aquiles Serdan at the beach.

Why? – All the income from the tours is used to support free cleft palate surgeries for Mexican kids and other charities in PV. How much? – Almost free… a mere $600 pesos.

How long? – About 3 hours.

Transport? – Luxury, air conditioned buses.

Guides? – Amazingly helpful, caring and a wealth of local knowledge.

Zip line? – This is not a zip line tour but you will need to walk on cobblestones and to climb stairs.

hat sort of person is it that would open their heart and their home to a group of total strangers to visit for an hour or so a few times a season? The homeowners who support the Home Tours run by the International Friendship Club (IFC) are all very kind, charitable and supportive of the less fortunate people who live in Puerto Vallarta.

They all realize how lucky they are to live here in beautiful homes and so have decided to give back to the citizens of Puerto Vallarta. They know that all of the profits from the Home Tours are used by IFC to support medical, educational, social services and cultural organizations in town. Every Tuesday and Wednesday mornings comfortable, air-conditioned buses, with knowledgeable docents aboard, take visitors to four different homes around town each one of which is unique in its architectural style, furnishings and setting. It’s a great way to visit secluded parts of town and get a taste of life in the tropics. See www. toursforvallarta.com Sam Leonard, the owner of the amazing Hacienda Mosaica, recently told me that she has been opening her home to the IFC Home Tours for about ten years. Not only

does she want to give back to this wonderful city but also she gets a gets a rush from all the compliments she receives from the visitors. They are all in wonder at her beautiful property, pool, fountains and gardens. She enjoys meeting new people and helping IFC. Jean-Daniel Kermelly told me “The reason why I open Villa Bahia to the International Friendship Club is because I believe it is important for everyone to give back to the community. We are very fortunate to call Puerto Vallarta home. Many people and organizations need our help so I like to help different charitable causes. The Home Tours have been very popular for many years. People like to discover different types of architecture and interior décor. Villa Bahia provides a Mexican contemporary architecture with a transitional décor to accentuate the Mexican artworks through out the villa. Every year I open my doors to IFC. I’m very happy to help the community through them.”

Lionel Cunningham and Garin Bakel own two homes in Puerto Vallarta (Casa Owaissa and Casa de la Hoja). Not only do these gentlemen open their homes to the tours but when the medical team come to PV to operate on our cleft palate kids, the homes are used as accommodation by the surgeons

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In Puerto Vallarta the Vallarta Tribune is available for pick up at the tourist offices in the main plaza as well as in Park Lazaro Cardenas.

You can shop and pick up a copy of the Tribune at the Friday Marsol Market, the Olas Altas Farmer’s

Market and the ‘Three Hens and a Rooster Market, on Saturdays and at the Amigo’s de La Cruz table at the La Cruz Sunday Market. In addition to all of our advertisers, look for the Vallarta Tribune in restaurants, resorts, galleries and salons

around the Bay of Banderas and north into Sayulita. We distribute 10,000 copies in high season every Thursday.

Marina Vallarta: Benittos, The Coffee Cup, Re/Max, San Javier Hospital, Marriot Resort

Nuevo Vallarta: Eddies, Barracuda’s, Nopalitos, US Consulate, Chasers Sports Bar. Bucerias: SolMexico, Yo-Yo Mo’s, Luna Lounge, Esquina 22 La Cruz: Oso’s Oyster Bar, Octopus Garden, Britannia Pub

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o you like dogs? Does your heart ache when you see one homeless and helpless? There are many ways to help directly and indirectly while you’re on vacation in Vallarta and it can all start with Mary at the Marsol Friday Market.

Mary volunteers her time to “Friends of Puerto Vallarta Animals” - she will sell you a tee-shirt and/or a dog collar, tell you how you can adopt the poor darling you found on the beach and take it home to Canada or the U.S., or simply accept your generous donation with a big smile.

Your money will go to gently trapping stray dogs and kitties, having them checked by a vet, immunized, sterilized, cleaned up, fed well

and made ready for adoption.

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Three Hens & A Rooster Market V. Carranza 466 Saturdays 9 to 1 Contact Pat Thunherst Wagner at ptwagner@comcast.net

Marsol Friday Market by the Pier and Three Hens & A Rooster Market on Saturday

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MURPHY’S irish pub Located on the Historic Malecon across from the lighthouse statue (El Faro) beautiful sunset views every night!

Aprons - Pillows Masks - Cooling Ties

Delicious traditional pub menu.

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the world’s finest coffee and the Marsol Friday market is one of the only places in the world to buy “La Fortuna” coffee. Grown on a plantation in Chiapas for generations by Ausel’s family. The beans are hand-picked then roasted in a wood-burning outdoor oven.

From there they are shipped to Vallarta where some of the beans are ground and all are packaged – medium and dark roast and espresso. You are welcome to enjoy a cup of whichever roast you prefer before you buy. Just follow your nose when you walk in the front door of the Marsol Hotel!

The Marsol Friday Market by the Pier is open year-round from 9:30 am to 1:30 pm.

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o you know where we are located? Have a look at the great map in the center of the Tribune and on the right-hand side at the top of “Old Town” you’ll see JACARANDAS and AGUACATE Streets with a #17 in between. That’s us.

Open year-round serving up food, coffee, pastries and paintings; used books and jewelry, clothing and shoes; bamboo-fiber shawls and frilly aprons; peanut butter fudge and peanut brittle; pickled beets, smoked fish, Italian sausage and much

more.

Our resident artists Barb, Mari, Edwige and Dauna held their first Art Guild PV event last week; it was an instant success! Congratulations to all who exhibited including Jovany, Quetzal, and David. Anyone looking for studio space or wanting to get involved with the new Art Guild PV should get in touch with them on Facebook!

Pat Wagner’s wine bag assortment is amazing – choose fabrics that run from chic to beachy; fruits and veggies to Day of the Dead

and lots and lots of kitties.

They are on sale – see her Pandemonia Boutique ad!

Our herbalist Ricardo Mazcal is stocking up with products for hair. If you are losing yours – talk to him.

Ricardo uses what he makes and not only is his hair growing back thicker and shinier it’s also regaining its black color!

Three Hens & A Rooster Market is open every Saturday from 9 am to 1 pm at Venustiano Carranza 466 in Old Town Vallarta.

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The Bucerias Beat

By Kiri Westby

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Kiri Westby is an international activist and a writer, whose unique blogs have been featured on HuffPost and Good Morning America, and translated into multiple languages. Kiri is a mother of two and a practicing Buddhist, who was born in Boulder, Colorado, but has lived all over the globe. She recently relocated with her family to Bucerias. Nayarit.

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spent this week taking a deeper look at Manos De Amor, Bucerias’ “Casa Hogar,” or home for kids in need. Wednesday night was their big annual fundraiser, Rhythm & Ribs, which featured a silent auction, food from top local restaurants, fun raffles and the rockin’ tunes of The Rhythm Roosters. The place was packed, and everyone was dancing, laughing and spreading the wealth; having a great time for a great cause!

Having spent years working with organizations involved in humani-

tarian efforts, I began to wonder where all those big donations were going, how it was being managed and allocated. So I went behind the scenes, to help my readers and fellow donors see what happens when the fun ends, and the real work to help neglected children begins.

I met Director Veronica Garcia (Mama Vero to most) at the Casa Hogar in East Bucerias. Mama Vero is “the heart and soul behind Manos De Amor,” and has been running the show for fifteen years, along with a dedicated team of employees. In addition to touring their newly upgraded facilities, we

chatted about some of the misconceptions they’ve faced in the past when Mexican ways of helping conflict with foreign expectations.

For example, their Casa Hogar has been referred to, and often translated as, an “orphanage.”

There’s been pessimism from donors upon learning that many of the children have relatives, even parents, living close by.

In the North, we are very specific about who qualifies for help and who doesn’t, down to the dollars and cents. But from a Mexican perspective, a Casa Hogar, is a place of support for the entire community, with a focus on the individual needs

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Join us at the Becas Ball March 9th – Club Regina Christ Church by the Sea has always welcomed people from all walks of life and denominations. We are open to all race creeds political and sexual orientation.

Christ Church by the Sea has been serving Puerto Vallarta for 18 years supporting schools, teaching English language, serving the hospitals with layettes for the new born, serving in prison ministry and the handicapped schools Across from airport, northbound service road next to Sixt and Thrifty Car Rental Blvd. Fco. Medina 7936, Puerto Vallarta Questions? Father Jack Wehrs e mail: jackandshirley1@att.net Text 1 619 300 7377 Tel 044 322 229 1129

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of each child.

While some families seek financial support for school uniforms, others struggle to stay involved in their kids’ lives at all. It can also appear abnormal to foreigners that Manos De Amor works hard to send all of the kids back to their families over the weekend, though it’s not always possible or safe to do so.

Donors have questioned, “If these kids have been removed from situations of ‘abuse, poverty, abandonment, and addiction,’ as the website says, then why send them back home at all?” Again, cultures and perspectives differ, and the picture is not always so black and white in Mexico. For Mama Vero, the hope is that all her kids will eventually return to safe and loving spaces within their family systems. Some children stay a few months while their caretakers get back on their feet, while others have remained for years.

Manos de Amor is committed to the process of family reunification, no matter how long it takes. While Mexico does have its version of Child Protection Services, it’s highly under-enforced, and cases must be extreme for the State to step in. Instead, supporting neglected children and needy families traditionally happens on a community level.

Mama Vero shared that she and her sister (who also works at Manos De Amor) grew up in a similar environment and saw what happened when kids were removed from their homes entirely and never encouraged to have reparative experiences with their families, “the sense of loneliness and isolation was extreme, and it broke families apart forever,” she said. “Here, we always maintain faith that our families will get through difficult times and, with the help of our community, overcome them.”

Mama Vero was thrilled to share about the creation of a new computer lab, an English classroom, and a homework center.

With funds raised from this year’s Rhythm & Ribs, they will have enough to buy another three or four computers and a printer for the kids’ use. Recently, they invited kids from outside the house to use the facilities and share in the benefits, and it’s working! They currently see between fifteen and twenty additional kids coming in for homework help, a safe afterschool environment, and a warm meal; doubling the number of kids they support daily. We talked about how this change has been great for the kids who live at the house, as daily interaction with neighborhood children helps them feel less separated or pitied, and more part of the surrounding community’s effort to meet every child’s needs.

And speaking of needs, my final point about giving is that, while usually well-intentioned, us foreigners sometimes miss the mark.

We leave home with suitcases full of used clothing and old electronics, often without inquiring what’s needed first, and end up creating more work in the process. A quick search online will tell you that Mexico is currently drowning in used clothing donations, which are now contributing to violent crime!

Mama Vero suggests that anyone wanting to donate to Manos De Amor first check their website to see what specific needs they have, and maybe plan to give the one gift that’s harder to come by, the offer of time and expertise to help shape these kids’ futures…you might find that you’re the one who receives the most in the end.

I was impressed with the way Manos De Amor tries to meet each family’s need, with little red tape and a whole lot of love. Indigenous rights activist Lilla Watson said, “If you have come here to help me, you are wasting your time. But if you have come because your liberation is bound with mine, then let us work together.” When it comes to sustainably caring for kids and making sure none fall through society’s ever-widening cracks, we could all learn a lot from Mexico.

Rhythm & Ribs is Manos De Amor’s big annual fundraiser in Bucerias.

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ambinos Trattoria is gaining momentum as a new favorite spot to dine, drink and listen to great music in Old Town Vallarta.

There are many places to enjoy a good eat, however the Bambinos Trattoria experience has customers coming back for more! The menu offers selections such as Salmon in Lemon Cream sauce, Italianstyle pizza, melt-in-your-mouth Carpaccio and delicious Caprese salad.

“The Salmon in lemon-cream sauce was perfectly done. My friends raved about the Bambinos Specialty Pasta dish… Even the kids ate every slice of their Pepperoni Pizza. These guys have struck a nice chord with their Chef team!” Commented Lázzaro’s wife, Christina Larson after dinner on a Saturday evening. “My friends loved the bite of Lemon-Cream Salmon I gave them that they ordered their own plate! The Trattoria is a HIT!” Don’t miss your chance to experience the Homestyle cooking of the Bambinos Trattoria, while listening to one of Los Bambinos Six weekly shows. On Monday and

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Tuesday nights Los Bambinos perform Beatle Mania, Tribute to the Beatles. Wednesdays & Thursdays Big Girls Don’t Cry featuring Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons and Friday & Saturday nights invite you to get your dancing shoes on for Fiesta Latina! Each of their shows highlight the tasteful mix of traditional and International tunes that Vallarta loves about this talented group.

Los Bambinos are pleased to offer their concerts at a new restaurant venue: Bambinos Trattoria (www.bambinostrattoria.com).

Come hungry for an authentic Italian meal, and leave pleased as you are served by a talented kitchen team and dedicated wait-staff. Stay tuned to Facebook @losbambinostrattoria and find un-biased reviews on Trip Advisor. Bambinos Trattoria is located at Aguacate #314, at the corner of Carranza street in Old Town Puerto Vallarta, just before Mundo de Azulejos.

For the show Reserve your tickets now: Online (www.losbambinosmusic.com) or 222-4357.

English spoken. Seating is limited.

SPCA of Puerto Vallarta

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ickets are now on sale for our upcoming fundraiser. Enjoy an incredible champagne brunch at The Iguana in Casa Kimberly. If you haven’t been to Casa Kimberly before, you will enjoy the stunning views at this gorgeous boutique hotel while dining on a large variety of dishes that includes prime rib and Eggs Benedict.

Our guests will be treated to Designs

by Maracuyá, fashions from Tanina Croche and jewelry by our friend Cassandra Shaw.

The fundraiser is totally underwritten by our founder, Janice Chatterton, with 100% of the proceeds going to the SPCA. Doors open at 11:00 and the ticket price is $595 pesos. You can contact us at spcapv@gmail. com to purchase a ticket or stop by our table at the Olas Altas Farmers Market on Saturday to pick up a ticket.

Be sure and come by to visit us.

You can find us at the Olas Altas Farmers Market each Saturday from 9:00 am until closing at 2:00 pm. The market is located in Lázaro Cárdenas Park. This is in addition to our presence at the Marina Art & Market each Thursday from 6:00 pm until 10:00 pm. Be sure to come by and say hello. You can pick up one of our special “Kiss my Mutt” t-shirts or a special bag made locally by our friend Lisa Love. All these items and a few other goodies can be yours for a small donation which helps support our rescue efforts. Your donations are always welcome and needed!

We have scheduled tours to our sanctuary, by reservation only, on Tuesdays and Thursdays. If you have your own transportation, please let us know. To reserve a spot on a tour, contact us at spcapv@gmail.com.

We appreciate any donations you can bring for our rescues and if going to the sanctuary, please feel free to bring treats for the staff as they truly appreciate it. Those items we ALWAYS need include: collars and leashes; toys and more toys! both stuffed and hard plastic (no soft plastic as they can chew off pieces and swallow); large towels; blankets; sweaters and coats; post-surgical cones (both the cone shaped and donut inflatable ones). Our rescues are now fed a total raw diet so please refrain from bringing any dog food or treats, but we do have healthy homemade treats available (at cost) for the dogs when you visit the sanctuary.

To see our animals available for adoption, visit our Facebook page at www.facebook.com/spcapv.

There are photos and also individual albums of our rescues as well as a bit of their history. Please be aware that our adoption fee within Mexico is $2,000 pesos. Contact us at spcapv@gmail.com to obtain an adoption application.

To make donations via PayPal, select the “Donate” option on our Facebook page www.facebook. com/spcapv or on our website at http://spcapv.com/donate/.

You can drop off any donations for the SPCA at the Olas Altas Farmers Market, the Marina Art & Market or at Hacienda San Angel located at Calle Miramar 336, above Our Lady of Guadalupe Church in El Centro.

Get involved…rescue, adopt, foster, volunteer, donate or educate.

You can learn more about the SPCA Puerto Vallarta by checking us out at www.spcapv.com/home or on Facebook.

ADORABLE DOG IN THE SPOTLIGHT...LEO

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e think this boy is just beautiful with the most unique coat! Leo is a Plott Hound mix, about 1.5 years old and weighing almost 64 pounds.

He is high energy so he would be perfect for an active family. Leo is so loving with his humans we feel he would be a good family dog. He

especially likes playing with big dogs. Not good with cats as he will give chase.

Leo has been neutered, dewormed and vaccinated and is now available for. If you are looking for a lovely family dog, contact us at spcapv@gmail.com for an application to adopt Leo.\