Vallarta Tribune - Issue 1181 November 21 - 27, 2019 by Vallarta Tribune

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Ripple Kindness

Gardening For the Birds

Nov. 21 - 27, 2019 Year 22 Free Issue 1181

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ALL-INCLUSIVE NEWS AND ENTERTAINMENT GUIDE FOR PUERTO VALLARTA AND RIVIERA NAYARIT

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MAP OF BANDERAS BAY

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Hematology is the subdivision of internal medicine that is responsible for the study, diagnosis and treatment of all blood diseases and the associated organs in the production of it, such as bone marrow, lymph nodes, and spleen. As a Hematologist, I approach benign and malignant blood diseases, as well as coagulation disorders and everything related to transfusional medicine. DIAGNOSIS, TREATMENT AND MONITORING OF BLOOD DISEASES SUCH AS:

- Chronic lymphocytic leukemia - Multiple myeloma - Lymphoma

- Anemia - Thrombocytopenia

CERTIFIED DERMATOLOGIST SURGEON DERMATOLOGIST Medical doctor specialized in regular skin care, as well as in the prevention, diagnosis and treatment of the skin, hair and nails diseases. My

advanced training in Surgical Dermatology Onco-Dermatology makes me thoroughly qualiﬁed in skin cancer management such as malignant melanoma, squamous cell carcinoma, and basal cell carcinoma. I also provide cosmetic treatments to keep skin healthy and youthful-looking with advanced experienced in the use of botox, dermal ﬁllers, microneedling, microderma abrasion, chemical peels among others.

Francisco Villa Avenue 1389-C, First ﬂoor. Col. Fluvial Vallarta dr.vega.hematologo@gmail.com

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19 MEXICAN BEACHES We’re proud to announce that, inspired by our commitment to be a Socially Responsible Company, we held our annual Beach Cleanup Day for the third year in a row, bringing together more than 400 Employees, Family members and Friends to pick up 2.5 tons of trash along 50 kilometers of our coastlines, with the slogan “Less trash, more life.” INTERCAM BANCO, More than you Think. SCAN WITH YOUR SMARTPHONE CAMERA APP FOR MORE DETAILS

Welcome

Welcome to Puerto Vallarta and Riviera Nayarit

t the Vallarta Tribune we want you to have the best experience possible while you explore Puerto Vallarta, the Bay of Banderas and Riviera Nayarit. Here are some helpful tips for traveling. TIME ZONE: The entire state of Jalisco and the southern part Nayarit are on Central time – if you’re heading further north than Lo de Marcos, Nayarit, remember the time change so you don’t miss your flight. BUSES: A system of urban buses can bring you from El Tuito in the south to San Pancho in the north and all the spots in between. Fares vary according to distances travelled, but the base fare is 10 pesos. If you’re going further than San Pancho, head to the main bus terminal to catch a ‘Pacifico’ bus. TAXIS: There are set fares within defined zones of town. Do not enter a taxi without agreeing on the price with the driver. Make a note of the taxi number in case you leave something behind. Drivers typically do not carry change. UBER: New in 2017 to Puerto Vallarta, Uber is still experiencing some growing pains particularly in the state of Nayarit. Uber is cheaper than a taxi usually. GETTING AROUND: In many places such as Centro Vallarta and Nuevo Vallarta there are paths for bikes and pedestrians. Please be respectful of these designations. MONEY EXCHANGE: The most hassle-free way to exchange money is to use your debit card in the ATM to withdraw pesos. Exchange houses offer higher rates and banks are remiss to change dollars to pesos if you don’t hold an account with them. Best to use ATM’s that are affiliated with a reputable bank located in well lit secure areas. TIPPING: In general you should tip 10-20% in restaurants and bars. Taxi or Uber drivers – 10-20 pesos. The person who bags your groceries or helps load your car – 10-20 pesos. Don’t forget to tip

Photo by Marcia Blondin

CALLING IN MEXICO

your maid, bell boy, masseuse, the band, the entertainment on your tour. And by all means, tip more if you want, wages are extremely low in Mexico. DRINKING WATER: While Puerto Vallarta’s water has been awarded a certification of purity for the past two decades, the quality of the water tested at the source varies greatly from what comes out of the tap at the other end. Don’t wreck your holiday – buy bottle water. EXPORTING PETS: Falling in love with the street dog outside your hotel is easy to do and it’s also easy to bring them home with you. The process is inexpensive and only takes a day or two. You only need a certificate of health from a local vet and check with your airline for additional requirements. COMMON SENSE: Just as you wouldn’t walk around your hometown drunk and belligerent, it is not acceptable to do that here. While Mexico is a tolerant culture, politeness is paramount. Don’t pee in the streets. Don’t flash your money or expensive gadgets. Pay attention to your surroundings. Know where you are going. Pay your bills (and don’t forget to tip). And have fun! DRINKING AND DRIVING: First off – just don’t. The consequences are not worth it. Taxis or Ubers are cheap and plentiful. Fines are very expensive. You can go to jail and your vehicle impounded. There are many checkstops on the weekends, and you will be asked to take a breathalizer test if they suspect you have been drinking. LEGAL SYSTEM: Not knowing the law is not a valid excuse in Mexico, or anywhere. If you find yourself caught in a legal situation, be aware that often guilt is presumed until your innocence can be proven. This is a very difficult lesson to learn if you are visiting from the United States or Canada. Immediately contact your consulate for assistance.

Director Noemi Zamora noemi.zamora@cps.media Editor Neil Gerlowski neilg@vallartatribune.com Sales Team editor@vallartatribune.com Designer Cynthia Estela Andrade Gutiérrez cysandra@gmail.com

Nov. 21 - 27, 2019 (UPDATED AUGUST 2019)

LOCAL CALLS WITHIN MEXICO All calls within Mexico can now be dialed using the 10-digit telephone number (usually a two- or three-digit area code plus an eight- or seven-digit number) from a landline or cell phone, eliminating the need for prefixes, such as 01, 044 or 045. In Mexico, most cities use a three-digit area code, notable exceptions being CDMX, Guadalajara and Monterrey. LONG DISTANCE CALLS WITHIN MEXICO Same procedure as above applies. LONG DISTANCE CALLS TO MEXICO FROM ABROAD If you are making a long-distance call to Mexico from abroad, simply add the country code (52) to the 10-digit number as described above.

CALLING TOLL-FREE NUMBERS (The following procedure predates the August 2019 update. We are waiting for specific information regarding toll-free calls within Mexico and to numbers elsewhere.) Some toll-free numbers work from Mexico to the US and Canada, but many do not. Those that do work are often not toll-free. You need to dial a different prefix. To call the following toll free prefixes, dial as follows: 800 numbers Dial 001-880-then the number 866 numbers Dial 001-883-then the number 877 numbers Dial 001-882-then the number 888 numbers Dial 001-881-then the number

INTERNATIONAL LONG-DISTANCE CALLS FROM MEXICO US & Canada: Dial 001 + Area Code + Number Elsewhere: Dial 00 + Country Code + Area Code + Number

FIRE DEPARTMENT: 322.223.9476 AMBULANCE: 322.222.1533 IMMIGRATION: 322.224.7719 CONSUMER PROTECTION: 01.800.468.8722

Emergencies: 911 Red Cross: 065

Ahoy Cruisers!

In port this month

TOURISM OFFICES Jalisco: 322.221.2676 Nayarit: 322.297.1006 CONSULATES American Consulate 24 hrs 01-332-268-2100 Canadian Consulate 322.293.0098 322.293.0099 24 hrs: 1.800.706.2900

In the month October and November Puerto Vallarta & Riviera Nayarit welcomes 94,932 passengers! Bienvenido!

NAME CARNIVAL CRYSTAL CRUISES LINE HOLLAND AMERICA PRINCESS CRUISES PRINCESS CRUISES WINDSTAR CRUISES NORWEGIAN CRUISES CARNIVAL PRINCESS CRUISES NORWEGIAN CRUISES CELEBRETY DISNEY CRUISES LINE ROYAL CARIBBEAN HOLLAND AMERICA HOLLAND AMERICA PRINCESS CRUISES DISNEY CRUISES LINE

PASS DATE 3,200 02.10.2019 940 03.10.2019 2,106 06.10.2019 2,600 07.10.2019 3,600 10.10.2019 212 11.10.2019 3,883 14.10.2018 2,680 15.10.2019 2,400 21.10.2019 2,240 22.10.2019 2,850 23.10.2019 2,500 24.10.2019 2,435 26.10.2019 1,820 27.10.2019 2,104 29.10.2019 3,600 30.10.2019 2,500 31.10.2019

ROYAL CARIBBEAN

2,435

02.11.2019

Vallarta Tribune is an activity and entertainment guide and publishes information as it is provided by the advertiser or event host. We do not assume responsibility in errors or omissions other than to correct them as they are made known to us regarding event schedules, locations and/or prices. In addition, we do not assume any responsibility for erroneous inclusion or exclusion of information except to take reasonable care to ensure accuracy, that permission

CARNIVAL CELEBRETY PRINCESS CRUISES DISNEY CRUISES LINE PRINCESS CRUISES CELEBRETY CARNIVAL HOLLAND AMERICA CARNIVAL NORWEGIAN CRUISES PRINCESS CRUISES NORWEGIAN CRUISES CELEBRETY CARNIVAL NORWEGIAN CRUISES PRINCESS CRUISES NORWEGIAN CRUISES ROYAL CARIBBEAN

2,680 05.11.2019 2,046 06.11.2019 3,600 06.11.2019 2,500 11.11.2019 3,080 11.11.2019 2,046 12.11.2019 2,680 13.11.2019 2,104 19.11.2019 2,680 20.11.2019 2,240 20.11.2019 3,600 20.11.2019 3,883 21.11.2019 2,850 23.11.2019 2,680 26.11.2019 2,240 27.11.2019 3,600 27.11.2019 3,883 28.11.2019 2,435 28.11.2019

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Editorial

Nov. 21 - 27, 2019

Editor’s Note Neil Gerlowski

editor@vallartatribune.com

Enjoying the Basics of Life in the Tropics

here’s hardly ever a reason to get bored in Puerto Vallarta, and this time of the year, that’s especially true. From Mismaloya and other parts south of the Bay of Banderas to Sayulita, San Pancho, and other parts to the north, there’s a never-ending assortment of things happening every day of the week and often way more over the weekends. If you try to schedule an event anytime from now until at least March, you will likely be told by many of your friends which days you “can’t” do plan it because of everything else that’s scheduled to happen on that same date and time. The simple truth is that there’s no one master calendar to coordinate things by, and the diversity of offerings here is a testament to the diversity of our community. With so much going on, many of

us often find it necessary to excuse ourselves from opportunities to become double or triple booked. We should count each such occasion as a blessing for living in such a vibrant city. Yet with all there is to do, the basics of the good life are still free. A walk along the beach, a swim in the ocean, or a hike in the woods only cost us the time it takes to arrive. As the holidays arrive and our calendars start to fill up, I encourage you all to take advantage of some of the many opportunities that beckon us. A night out on the town, a meal with friends, and any number of events/activities at the ready. But I encourage you as well to reserve some time for yourself or to share quietly with someone you love. This way, you’re sure to take the season at your own pace and treasure the full bounty of life in the tropics. Saludos cordiales, Neil Gerlowski Editor, Vallarta Tribune

News

Nov. 21 - 27, 2019

Vallarta Can’t Be Encapsulated Miguel González Guerra Puerto Vallarta, Jal.- Architect Carlos Manzano Zepeda, a member of the Citizen Council of the Historic Center of Puerto Vallarta, stated the main objectives of his organization: to care for the conservation of the heart of the city, as well as new areas for improvement, pedestrian access, a commerce zone, and encouragement of the return of housing. He noted that the identity and character of the city face pressure from the rapid growth of its commercial areas. He stressed: “It has not been lost, if it had been lost we would not be as we are with so many people who visit us, we must conserve it, which is not what we want it to be out of origin, that is evident, but that does not mean that it is bad.” He pointed out that each city has its special characteristics, Vallarta is not 100% serrano architectural style, but everything it implies in terms of occupancy and building control in the city center is considered functional. On the issue of the trend of vertical growth in the city, already proliferating in the neighborhoods Emiliano Zapata, 5 de Diciembre, Versalles and Diaz Ordaz, with large towers and condominiums, he shared his opinion on the situation. He said vertical growth should be

encouraged to prevent sprawling growth that has already occurred in parts of Puerto Vallarta. Such sprawl increases housing services costs, and he pointed to the costs of sewage, water, and electricity beyond Ixtapa as an example. Therefore, he decided in favor of vertical growth, considering the concentration of these developments in urbanized areas allows for more controlled development, as long as it is well established, including the installation of adequate sewage infrastructure paid for by project investors. As for the alteration of the traditional and typical image of Puerto Vallarta, he emphasized that it is a city in progress and cannot be encapsulated and not allowed to change, but rather changes need to be introduced with order and ideas, integrated planning, and vertical control.

From Here

Marcia Blondin

marciavallarta@gmail.com

Aside from contributing to the Tribune for several years, Marcia is a skilled artisan, specialized in repurposing jewelry and selling her creations at the Marsol Friday Market by the Pier.

Flowers for Pasitos

hen you are holding this current issue in your hands, I will be touring the new docking facilities at the Marina. Being shown about by none other than “Puerto Magico” project owner, developer, and fellow Albertan, Dean Regehr. Come back next week and find out what exactly is going on down by Immigration. Does anyone remember having

Local Voices

Nov. 21 - 27, 2019

a Pen Pal in the olden days of snail mail? Actually checking your mailbox daily to see if that someone you were getting to know actually wrote back? I can’t remember how we were ever introduced on paper at least, but it was exciting. Last week, I got to meet someone who has become a real ‘pal’ (what an odd word!). Brian came into Marsol Friday Market last week, we introduced ourselves and then went to Langostino’s for lunch and yakked for a couple of

hours. Two kindred souls, indeed. Then, for the entire weekend, I was up to here in original artwork. Starting at the Vallarta Botanical Garden for a private cocktail reception with the founder, Bob Price, and a full house of Garden members who came out to salute Vallarta’s artist Marta Gilbert. Marta’s latest, beautiful painting of Frida Kahlo was unveiled for the first time ever. Entitled, “Soy de ese tipo de mujer que si quiero la luna me la bajo yo solita.” In English: “I am that kind of woman that if I want the moon, I will take it down myself.” Marta’s 2019 Winter Exhibition

starts this Friday, November 22nd, from 7 until 9 pm at the River Café. Not only will the Spirit of Frida be there but some sculptures as well. It was a lovely Garden party with so many friends I have not seen for months and months. Welcome back with giant hugs! The very next day, I was at another unveiling of art that was so unusual and brilliant. I have to backtrack a bit… Kathleen Carrillo is well-known in Vallarta as an extremely accomplished painter. We have loved her Venice series, her delightfully human Women series. Her work is always brightly colored, long-lashed, sassy, and thoughtful. Every year she picks a theme; this year it was flowers. Not just any flowers, but those that have distinctive meaning, and she went BIG. Five x five feet-big. Ten canvases that need big walls. She painted them for Casa Conner, the heart and soul of Vallarta’s celebrated and dearly beloved charity, Pasitos de Luz. All ten canvases stood together in Kathleen’s Gallery’s garden, almost finished. Each one needed just a simple touch more paint.

Some of the kids from Pasitos were on hand to help Kathleen finish these amazing treasures. Many of the kids were so shy, but eventually, each one of them got to hold a real artist’s brush loaded with paint. With Kathleen’s gently guiding hand, the children helped her finish the series. The photo ops were accompanied by sheer joy and whoops and cheers from the kids who knew they were a part of something monumental, even though none of them could verbalize what it was. While all ten originals will go to Casa Conner to brighten up their large white walls, limited edition copies have been made in acrylic in three different sizes. You can order an entire set or just your favorite flower. These will only be available until the end of March 2020. Think Christmas gifts! The prices are very reasonable for the protected prints that are ready to hang, and every centavo goes to Pasitos de Luz. By the way, that means “Little Steps of Light” in English. May you always have light when you walk and remember to share it with others, From Here.

08 13 Cool Things to Do around Puerto Vallarta

uerto Vallarta is home to Jalisco natives, local and international residents, Canadian and U.S. expats and retirees who now call the destination home. Mainly due to its nearly year round perfect climate, Puerto Vallarta by nature, promotes a healthy, active lifestyle for visitors or locals, to this end there is no shortage of things to do! “Framed by the Sierra Madre and the Bay of Banderas, Puerto Vallarta provides all kinds of ecosystems and settings for adventure,” said Puerto Vallarta Tourism Board when asked why the city is such a desirable destination for outdoor activity. “We have everything a visitor could want, from zip lining in Mexico’s longest line to ATV to whale watching and releasing crocodiles and turtles. Puerto Vallarta is also one of the most important places in Latin America for biodiversity, because it protects an impressive number of species – both flora and fauna on land and in the sea. No matter what your interests, this impressive and colorful city lays

its welcome mat for all to enjoy. The following recommendations below are experiences or activities I suggest as a frequent traveler to Puerto Vallarta (even though there are hundreds of cool things to do). 1. Visit the famous and iconic Cathedral of Our Lady of Guadalupe. Located in downtown (or el Centro), you can’t miss this gem in the heart of Vallarta. What is very cool to see are the locals who always show respect when they pass by with the sign of the cross. 2. See a performance at Vallarta’s Theatre, El Teatro Vallarta. A modern building, this impressive artistic space opened its doors in March 2010 and holds a capacity of approximately 900 people, offering spectacular stage productions including the Russian State Ballet, the world-renowned Filippa Giordano pop opera singer, and the must-see Fandango extravaganza. The theater also houses an exceptional modern art gallery featuring some of Mexico’s most up-and-coming talent. 3. Walk the Malecon. This

promenade offers the perfect platform for taking in the sites, sounds and tantalizing aromas of the local scene. On Sunday evenings, you will find musicians, artists, local vendors selling all types of food, merchandise, bundles of balloons and fun souvenirs for kids. See the street performers show off their skills as well. 4. Take a surf or stand up paddle board (SUP) lesson. Head south to Mismaloya and rent boards. Paddle through Los Arcos at night for a bioluminescent fiesta! Possible sightings of sea turtles, humpback whales and giant manta ray wll make the experience even more special. Head to Punta Mita or Sayulita for a day of surfing. 5. Visit Los Mangos Library (Biblioteca Los Mangos). This beautifully landscaped, peaceful and resourceful community cultural center / library provides book lending in English and Spanish and holds classes for kids to adults, including art, yoga, language, dance, theatre, reading, computer access and much more.

7. Whale watching in Puerto Vallarta. From Noevmeber through March the humpback whales come into the Bay of Banderas to mate and birth their calves, resulting in majestic displays in the ocean. There are dozens of excellent day trips out on the water where you can expeiene this natural wonder up close and personal. 8. Turtle release – witness or participate in the spectacular turtle release program. Many hotels have special agendas for guests to enrich their experience during the turtle-hatching season. Check out Campemento… on Facebook for daily updates on turtle releases at this nursery. 9. Visit Los Muertos Beach - this is where the action happens. Lively entertainment and great dining options combined with beach chairs and umbrellas – what more could you need? 10. Experience the ‘Romantic Zone’ – Here you will find over 200 restaurants, bars and clubs along with boutiques and spas. From homey to high-class this

Nov. 21 - 27, 2019 busy neighbourhood is the heart of Puerto Vallarta. 11. Walking Tour of Puerto Vallarta. – The streets of Puerto Vallarta offer a glimpse into authentic Mexican lifestyle. From the beautiful flora to stunning vistas you’ll peek into the history of the city as you walk the charming streets. As an added bonus – there are dozens of murals and ublic art spaces for you to experience along the way. 12. Eat out and Dine around – There are dozens and dozens of exception restaurants in the Bay and through Riviera Nayarit. Visit during Restaurant Week – two weeks in May or the International Gourment Festival held each November to experience world-class dining. 13. Waterfall hike in Yelapa – Accessible only by boat, take a panga (water taxi) from the pier in old Town or bus to Boca de Tomatlan and go by water taki from there to Yelapa. There are two waterfalls in Yelapa. The smaller one is a short walk through the town while the bigger one is better accessible by horseback, along the river and back into the valley. Both are refreshing and beautiful exacples of the natural wonders of Banderas Bay.

Nov. 21 - 27, 2019

Local Voices Life in the Slow Lane

Kelly Wilson

mybucerias404@gmail.com

Upon retiring in Ontario, Kelly and her husband finally arrived in Puerto Vallarta—via a one-way ticket during the summer of 2017—where they now call Bucerias home. As avid adventurers, they enjoy exploring the entire Banderas Bay area. Kelly owns an online career coaching business and spends time volunteering for various local organizations.

The Case of the Missing Tupperware Lid

hen we moved from Ontario to Bucerias, we sold everything we owned. Big things such as our house and cars and little things like lamps and plant stands. We held garage sales over several weekends and eventually managed to dwindle our inventory, like George Carlin’s “Stuff”, accumulated along a combined life span of one hundred and twenty years. Lots of weird and wonderful gadgets and knickknacks. Our five children had first pick of household necessities. One received the food smoker, one the BBQ, and another one took the lawnmower and snowblower. One ended up with our big screen TVs while the youngest inherited various appliances. In offering to disperse particularly “special” pieces, I faced a disappointing surprise. All items I figured were sentimental; the kids didn’t want. I thought the desire to possess family heirlooms would be so great it may have been necessary to draw names. What about the set of china that belonged to your Dad’s favorite Aunt? “No room.” Who wants the antique sewing machine? “Not my decor.” I saved your baby blanket, thinking you’d like to have it one day. “Groan.” Well, we can’t just give away Great Grandpa Leroy’s pinochle board to a stranger! “Mom, we don’t want that, either.” Things I’d been lovingly storing for decades, with endearing thoughts of eventually and ceremoniously handing down, ended up being delivered to the nearest Salvation Army store. Sigh.

Hardly treasures, though, I had no trouble parting ways with the abundant decades-old collection of reusable food containers overflowing from a kitchen cupboard. Tupperware, Rubbermaid, or no-name, I believe all lids and bases somehow procreate in kitchens around the globe, overtaking otherwise tidy food preparation areas and frustrating those on after-dinner KP. Akin to searching for the missing sock that went into the washing machine but didn’t come out, finding a compatible top and bottom that actually provides a seal is a dubious task. Oh, I know you can buy nifty cupboard organizers, perhaps something that allows you to store lids by size and bases by color, but

I was determined to minimize our kitchen stock when setting up from scratch in our new Mexican home. We would no longer live with items we didn’t need or use. With more space than I used to have, everything now has its spot. No more crowding. Colorful Mexican dishes and glassware; toaster; coffee maker; utensils; serving bowls and platters; cookie sheets and muffin pans, all things necessary for a gourmet cook, (my husband, not me!), including a tiny section in one drawer for food storage containers. Life was simple. Life was good. Screeching halt. After only two years in our “lessened” kitchen, I am already searching and digging for lost lids. Refusing to do this all over again, I realized it was time to purge, downsize, and rid the drawer of useless pieces. I hung them in a bag from our mailbox and was happy when someone picked them up. I recall hearing a phrase from when I was a kid, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”. I hope they come in handy. Time to put a lid on this story!

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Nov. 21 - 27, 2019

On The Water

Capt. Gregory Pilkington greg@FishTFC.com

FishTFC operates private bay tours, marine and whale encounters, and world-class sport fishing charters. For more information contact greg@ FishTFC.com or call +1 (435) 901-4564.

Humpback Whales, Blue Marlin, Sailfish, Yellowfin Tuna, and Roosterfish...oh my!

ovember is a special month in and around the Bay of Banderas region with worldclass fishing at it’s very best. Big game fishing offshore is still at its peak for Blue Marlin, but for how long, is anyone’s guess. There are lots of fish in the 200-300 pound range, but don’t be surprised if a BBW (Big, Beautiful, Woman marlin over 300 pounds are females) happens to jump on your line. Sailfish, which usually favor winter, have been around in good numbers already, which is very encouraging. Yellowfin Tuna are busting up the offshore waters around Roca Corbatena. And, the highly prized Roosterfish, along with Striped Marlin are making their presence known off the beaches around the corner from Cabo Corrientes. Meanwhile, signs of the transition to winter in the bay have begun to appear. We saw our first pod of Humpbacks arrive in the bay this week, and it won’t be long until they are joined by hundreds of their amigos. THIS WEEK’S BEST BET

The blue marlin, considered to be the top gamefish in the world due to their size, power, speed, and acrobatic jumps, heads up our best bet this upcoming week. We have been catching at least one a day, so odds of success are as good as they get at the moment. The season for these amazing fish starts to wind down in December, so the sooner you get out there the better your chances will be of catching that fish of a lifetime. CONSERVATION CORNER We are incredibly blessed to have the whales spend their winters each year here in the bay. They are here to breed, have babies and teach their young to swim. These 40-ton majestic, gentle giants are a must-see attraction. But, please respect their privacy and watch them from a distance. Far too many boats will chase the whales down to impress visiting guests. This not only disturbs the breeding whales but it endangers them and you, and is illegal. TOPLESS TIP We are starting to see more women taking to big game and marlin fishing. This past week we had two young ladies release their first Blue Marlin. Once considered only a man’s sport, with modern gear, marlin fishing is not only something that women can do, but also excel at doing. In fact, as a rule, I’ve found women actually learn quicker than men and often outfish them.

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Nov. 21 - 27, 2019

Medical Matters

Pam Thompson

pamela@healthcareresourcespv.com

Pamela Thompson operates HealthCare Resources Puerto Vallarta, a multi-faceted, independent, resource network that addresses all things related to your health and well-being. They offer assistance to help find a physician, hospital, and diagnostic service for any healthcare needs. we are able to determine focal treatments such as HIFU for a PSA between 4 and 15, Gleason scores of 6, 7 and very localized 8. If the s we continue to move through number of positive nodes more than our month of “Movember” that 50% and PSA less than twenty, we focuses on Men’s Health, recommend radical prostatectomy. If specifically prostate and testicular the Gleason Scores are 9 or 10, we cancer, I asked Dr. Carlos Garcia, suggest radiotherapy. Is prostate cancer hereditary? a well-known urologist in the area a Yes, prostate cancer has a few questions. Is prostate cancer on the hereditary pattern, mainly if the increase or is it decreasing in cancer is present before 60 years of age. This presentation is more frequency? It is on the increase. For early aggressive and with a higher cancers, we have in the past used the PSA test (blood test) when prostate cancer is suspected. Since three months ago, here in the area, we have a multi-parameter MRI of the prostate which is able to detect and localize very small lesions. This allows us to more accurately take biopsies. How is treatment determined when prostate cancer is diagnosed? After taking a biopsy, the pathologist will report a “Gleason Score”. This scoring determines the architecture of the prostate glands. We use a scoring from six to ten. Depending on the PSA, Gleason Score and number of positive nodes,

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hereditary risk. At what age should a man begin with PSA tests? If there is a family history of prostate cancer, and only prostate cancer, the males in the family should begin at age 40 years of age. If not family history, then between 45 and 48 years for the first checkup is recommended. For the rest of November, we continue as well with several very good and economical packages for men and prostate health. From 500 pesos to 2,800 pesos. For details, questions, please send me an email. And a PSA (Prostate-specific antigen, is a very simple blood test. A PSA is a protein produced by normal, as well as malignant, cells of the prostate gland. The PSA test measures the level of PSA in a man’s blood. I would like to take this opportunity to thank Tracy Parks, owner of Incanto, and Mary Parks, singer extraordinaire, for the touching show done yesterday, Sunday at Incanto to benefit our kids with cancer and their families. These funds will go a long way to help with food, medicines and so many other items that are needed. We thank you from the bottom of our hearts! Here’s to a sumptuous week!

Local Voices Biking Around Vallarta

Ricardo Murrieta

ricardomurrieta@gmail.com

Ricardo Murrieta is the owner of Aequilibrium Bikes + in Puerto Vallarta’s Versalles neighborhood on Calle Vienna near its intersection with Francisco Villa. He’s also on the board of Vallarta En Bici, a local non-profit dedicated to promoting biking in and around Puerto Vallarta.

Baches, Topes, and Banquetas — You got this! Baches = potholes Topes = speedbumps Banquetas = sidewalks or many of my friends from north of the border, the first time they learned the Spanish word for a speedbump was immediately after reading a “TOPE” sign whereupon their heads hit the roofs of their vehicles. The word was ever after engrained in their memories in association with a serious vehicular obstacle warranting the aggressive application of brakes and a respectful slow roll over the menacing threat to driver, passengers, and machine. Similarly, until proven otherwise, our baches should be assumed bottomless, and banquetas are not guaranteed to be accessible to those with mobility devices (or high heels). Instead of calling the situation dangerous, let’s just say that that navigating in Mexico requires additional attentiveness than what some have grown accustomed to elsewhere. This navigation challenge is especially true for bicyclists. For those attempting a new bicycle route through Puerto Vallarta, much greater time should be planned in for covering a similar distance in the US, Canada, or Europe. Extra care should be given in consideration of the most appropriate route factoring in traffic, driving patterns, and alternatives such as sidewalks. A note regarding sidewalks is in order: here in Puerto Vallarta, the law restricts the use of sidewalks to pedestrians. Therefore, bicycles are prohibited from being ridden along any sidewalk other than those designated for such

purposes by stenciled markings. Where may you ride then, you may ask. Bicycles are expected to share the roads with motorized vehicles. This exposes us to our greatest threat as cyclists and leaves us very vulnerable. There is often great debate among cyclists over whether it is safer to “take the lane” and ride in the middle of a lane of traffic or to stay towards the side so that motorized vehicles can pass more easily. You technically have a right to “take the lane.” Legally other vehicles must respect your right to the use of the road and reduce their speed to stay behind you if there is not another free lane available to pass you. In practice, this may only be advisable for specific situations such as avoiding close travel to a lane of parked cars, from which vehicles can emerge with little to no notice.

Otherwise, allowing vehicles to pass you when possible reduces the likelihood of encouraging aggressive road-rage scenarios that are never in the favor of a cyclist. When you see batches, topes, or other hazards to surpass, practice good technique of pushing down on your handlebars before the obstacle to allow your front tire to spring up more easily, then push down on your handlebar again just before the back tire comes up to the obstacle, to unload it sufficiently. If you didn’t follow that completely and have any doubts about your technique, search for a YouTube video or two on the topic to see if you can improve. Most importantly, practice a bit in a controlled area away from traffic before taking on the streets of our busy city. One of the hazards to steer clear of completely in Puerto Vallarta are stormwater runoff drains covers. Their holes can gobble up tires and result in catastrophe. In summary, biking around Vallarta is a serious undertaking with potentially high-risk consequences. It can be accomplished and even enjoyed, but doing so safely requires skill, strategy, and the contentious cooperation of others sharing our roads. Those concerned about improving the “bikeability” of Puerto Vallarta are encouraged to join forces with us at the non-profit Vallarta en Bici. Those interested may email me at: ricardo. murrieta@gmail.com Ride safely and share the road!

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Paradise and Parenting Leza Warkentin

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Leza is a nursery teacher and preschool coordinator at the American School of Puerto Vallarta.

Make It Official

hen I first arrived in Puerto Vallarta nearly twenty years ago, I never thought a) I’d still be here nineteen years later and b) if I WAS here after nineteen years, that I’d be speaking more Spanish than “Yo quiero Taco Bell.” I couldn’t imagine that a time would come when I wasn’t deathly afraid of spiders, or earthquakes, or hurricane warnings. I was pretty much terrified of everything for the first couple of months. I was stung by a bee in the dark and I burst into tears, already convinced I was allergic to the scorpion that had surely attacked me. A land crab scuttled out from behind a box in my classroom one morning and I panicked, kicking the box and accidentally killing the crab as a wooden block then toppled over on top of it. I was a bit of a sweaty little wreck, I’ll be honest. But time and Mexico have a way of folding in on you. Suddenly you are employing a tender catch-and-release program with the arachnids in your shower and sighing over another lost school day as Tropical Storm Narda spins near the bay. And then, one day, someone hears your Spanish and calls you a “pata salada” (salty foot). From then on, you are officially a Vallartan. There are other signs, of course. Here are a few more ways to tell you are forever a pata salada: You comment on the cool mornings and evenings without a hint of sarcasm. If you snort after reading “cool” in the same sentence as “Vallarta”, then you still need a few years. You wore a light cardigan in the morning at least twice this week. Extra points if you called

the morning “fresh”. You open up the Cheerios, a tiny lizard runs out, and you just sigh and toss the box. Extra points if you simply shake the bag and pour yourself a bowl. You cringe when you see tourists jumping in the pool any time after sunset from November to April. Someone asks you if your doctor speaks English and you aren’t exactly sure. Because you only speak Spanish to them. The lateral lanes make perfect sense and you roll your eyes and honk when someone tries to turn in the center lane. You can at least hum along with all the Spanish Christmas carols piped over the Soriana store speakers as you shop. Extra points for knowing the words to the chorus of “El Burrito Sabanero”. You have a special cucaracha-smacking flip flop that you affectionately call “La Chancla”. Your social media cover photo has at least one palm tree in it (a sunset is also acceptable). You have an inner conflict before civilly answering someone who asks “But do you even feel SAFE in Mexico?” Now, if many of these don’t apply to you, don’t worry. You can still be welcomed into our warm, wonderful Vallarta community with a few simple steps: Come to Vallarta. Be kind to people you meet. Open up your heart big and wide. Let in all the sunshine. Welcome to Puerto Vallarta. Whether it’s your first time here or the twentieth, we want you to settle right in and stay awhile. We hope you enjoy our town. And we would like you to know that if you find the mornings fresh and the lizards adorable, you should consider making it official.

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Sheryl Novak

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Sheryl Novak is an expat Canadian who has owned a home in Mexico for over ten years. She is the owner of SOLutions Mexico and The Furniture Store by SOLutions Mexico. She is an expert on sourcing all styles of furniture for all sizes of budgets, in Mexico.

Adjust Your Sleep with an Adjustable Bed

he older I get, the more I realize just how important it is to get a good night’s sleep. I used to think that adjustable beds were for when you were old, sick, or had difficulty with mobility. Now I realize that they are great for people of any age who are interested in improving their health and lifestyle. An adjustable bed can incline your upper body and leave your lower body prone. You can also tilt just your lower body, so your feet are higher than your heart when lying down. These beds have hinges that allow you to adjust bed and mattress, so you have more

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options than just lying flat. The foldable areas of the bed align with the main joints of our bodies. These are the neck, back, leg, and foot. With the growing number of baby boomers, bed manufacturers are seeing a higher demand for adjustable beds, not just north of the border, but here in Mexico too. In the last year, we have seen an exponential increase in requests for adjustable beds in the Bay of Banderas alone. In addition to providing a more comfortable sleep, they aid in circulation, help reduce swelling, and can ease breathing. Those who use adjustable beds swear they can fall asleep faster, remain asleep longer, and when they get up, they are more refreshed. They even say that getting out of bed is

easier! If you have edema in your legs, an adjustable bed positioned with the lower half of your body above the heart during the night may alleviate some stress. If you suffer from chronic pains due to sciatica or arthritis, an adjustable bed can take some of the pressure off aching joints. Other conditions adjustable beds could potentially help are fibromyalgia, hiatus hernia, gastric reflux, and heartburn. If you like to read a book or shop on your tablet, it’s a great way to save yourself from getting a sore neck. If your partner snores, an adjustable bed could help you sleep better since sleeping in a more upright position helps reduce blocked airways. The styles of adjustable beds have changed too. In the past, adjustable beds were clunky and utilitarian since the majority were purchased for use in hospitals and care homes and needed to be able to resist harsh cleansers. Today, you can get adjustable beds that are slimline, stylish, and fit right into any décor concept. They are available with headboards or without. For those concerned with space allowance, adjustable beds are also available as wall huggers. This feature reduces the space required when the bed is in an upright position. You can find adjustable beds with two types of structures. The first, which is more prevalent because of its lower price, includes a slatted base and a motor. The other structure has a base that is flexible and has a more powerful engine. The second option is a more solid structure, and if you have a little bit extra in your budget, worth upgrading. Although there is a slight noise when you adjust the bed, it is still quiet. Most mattresses will work; however, it is better to buy one built for an adjustable bed, so you get a longer life from your mattress investment. Interested in more info about an adjustable bed for your home in Puerto Vallarta? Email me at sa.novak@solutionsmexico.com

Thoughts from the Tile Park Emily Murray

emilysbigadventure@gmail.com

Emily Murray writes about the stream of creativity at Puerto Vallarta’s Tile Park at Parque Lázaro Cárdenas in Puerto Vallarta.

Got Stories?

here are hundreds of personalized tiles; some are already in place, and many more will be added in the coming seasons. Like the benches, tile sponsors have as much free reign over the design as they feel comfortable. Some tiles have a name, while others have little paw prints or some other icon that means something. What does it mean? There are a minimal number of benches, and they went fast! Who did they go to, and why? Who is being honored, what is being commemorated, with this special piece of art that you’ve had commissioned? As the Tile Park project wraps up in the coming seasons, we’ll be compiling all the stories that went into making the park such a special place.

We’ll also use some stories in blogs. When you send your story, please tell us how you want it used, if at all. There may be situations where you do wish to tell us the story behind your piece but want no publicity at all. If that’s how you feel, we will be honored to keep your story safe with us. If you’re going to share but would rather have Emily ghostwrite it for you, say so and include the main points you want mentioned. If you write the story yourself and want it printed as you’ve written it, that’s pretty awesome, too, and we’ll do that. Bottom line: The meaning behind your piece, is the meaning behind the park. The details that make it yours make it even more beautiful. Send your thoughts and stories to tileparkstories@gmail.com. We can’t wait to hear from you.

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Health and Wellness

Cat Morgan

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Ripple Kindness

ello! This season I will be focusing on Health, Wellbeing, Quantum Physics, and Science meeting with Consciousness. I recently treated myself with a vacation to Italy. The first week I traveled with friends on their catamaran, discovering the islands off the coast of Naples, and yes, the Isle of Capri stacks up to all the hype. Traveling solo from Rome to Naples, Florence, Bologna, Venice, and back to Rome and a layover in London, I had the best time meeting many kind people who filled my heart with energy, joy, and gratitude, creating an amazing experience. The Ripple Effect This article is about each of us. Every thought and word we speak carries a vibration, a Ripple that spreads out as far as one can imagine, perhaps eventually circling the globe! Dictionary definition: “A situation which one event produces effects which spread and produce further effects: A situation in which one thing causes a series of other things to happen.” Psychologically, the “Ripple Effect is emotional contagion in groups, which is more precisely the transfer of moods among people in a group. Social comparison theory states that people compare their moods with those of others, then act situationally appropriate.” The Ripple Effect is based on the understanding we are all connected. These connections are interwoven like an intricate tapestry where we each exist. Think about it. Everything we do and think affects people in our lives, and in turn, their reactions affect people in their lives and so on. We can also see that we have a choice; a way to change how we emit our energy that travels

outward. Each choice we make gives us the capacity to change the world one thought and feeling at a time. Considering we have 65.000 thoughts a day, (with 95% of those thoughts being the same thoughts we unconsciously thought yesterday), we could consciously make a big difference. PHYSICS and the UNIFIED FIELD THEORY Basically, physics is the study of matter, energy, and the interaction between them. Core theories of physics are classical (Newtonian; I’ll believe it when I see it) mechanics, electromagnetism, optics, thermodynamics, quantum mechanics, and relativity. Science developed theories that have been validated via mathematics, experimentation like Issac Newton’s “Three Laws of Motion.” What is the science behind the Ripple Effect? These theories prove to be accurate models of nature within these respected domains. Science continues to be puzzled that these theories tend to be inaccurate outside of their domains. Classical mechanics correctly describes the motion of objects in our everyday experience but breaks down at the atomic scale where it is superseded by quantum mechanics, and at speeds close to the speed of light where the relative effects become important. “Albert Einstein first proposed an underlying set of rules which each branch of physics would be an integrated subset, with the unified Field Theory becoming the Holy Grail of today’s science.” Scientists understand the atom can be broken down into basic components: protons, neutrons, and electrons, and are not absolute but can be broken down to smaller particles knows as leptons and quarks, and be broken down even

farther. THE THEORY IS THAT WHEN YOU GO DOWN FAR ENOUGH THERE IS NO FINITE BIT OF

MATTER, THERE IS ONLY ENERGY. I suggest checking out the movie “What the Bleep Do We Know.” Gaia.com also has amazing

scientists/Ph.D.’s explaining in depth the science of quantum physics. Whether you want to understand quantum physics or not, understanding that our thoughts and words can be used to interact with energy in the quantum field to effect changes not only our lives but in our environment is HUGE. Begin with Kindness for yourself and those around you. Simple acts of Kindness remind us we respect ourselves and others. Try becoming more conscious and mindful of your energy. Notice how it changes your life for the better and perhaps creates so much happiness in your heart you can’t help but smile all day long! RIPPLE KINDNESS!

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Sustainably Yours

Emily Majewski

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Emily Majewski is Co-Founder of PHYTOSTONE, a small firm based in Nayarit dedicated to creating advanced natural materials for home and garden.

Probiotic Love

ello Readers and Olas Altas Market goers, Some of you may know that I have co-founded PHYTOSTONE, an artisan firm dedicated to natural home building and materials. But probably more of you know me as ‘the sauer kraut lady’ at the Olas Altas farmers market. A fermentation market business (of all things!) in Mexico (of all places!) was a twist in my family’s life that I never saw

coming. But your support as probiotics aficionados (or maybe just Reuben sandwich aficionados!) enabled us to organically build our natural materials business, and for that I wanted to express gratitude. Our fermentation odyssey began hitchhiking through Croatia in 2009. We found a super charming old-world market and happened to have skipped a meal getting there. We bought handfuls of ‘real’ Sauer kraut scooped out of 55 gallon plastic

barrels, by ‘real’ babushkas, and incorporated the kraut into a scrumptious sandwich. It was perhaps the hitchhiking-related hunger that made that sandwich transcendent, but our sandwich initiated a deep dive into fermentation when we got home. My husband’s and my careers up until that point had revolved exclusively around landscape architecture, so reading about pickles, sourdough, and other fermented delicacies was a fun break from botanical

nomenclature. But it wasn’t until we moved to Mexico, had a baby and time on our hands that we delved into fermentation in earnest. We had decided to check out from our careers for a period and focus exclusively on our daughter’s babyhood. And maybe it was because of the sleep deprivation or finding ourselves strangers in a new land, but the time seemed ripe to take up a new hobby. And that hobby was kraut and kimchi making, much to the chagrin of our new neighbors. At that time, we lived down the block from the Leek and Thistle pie shop. Mark, the proprietor whom most of you must know if you’ve ever had a hankering for shepherd’s pie down here, suggested we take the kraut to the markets. And so it all began, at the then-Paradise market.

I remember we were too budget-conscious to invest in an actual table, and pieced together a makeshift stand out of wooden crates and pallets. We were a spectacle! Opening up those first jars of kimchi, caused everyone in the market to look around wondering what had died in the walls. Oh well, kimchi isn’t for everyone. And it was the beginning of what eventually (probably) became the best kimchi in Mexico. In our opinion anyway. After years of refinement and bootstrapping, Small World Probiotics was eventually able to support us as well as the initial growth of our long term business, PHYTOSTONE. Now that we are no longer selling kraut at the market, we wanted to express our gratitude to all of you who have supported us over the years. You made everything possible for us and for that we are so grateful! For our hardcore clients who want to learn more about making sauerkraut at home, visit http:// bit.ly/tropicalfermentation to sign up for workshops beginning this December in Sayulita. Another way to acquire our kraut recipes in Sayulita is via Terrenal, the organic shop found at terrenalsayulita.com. For anyone just wishing to say hi and reminisce, you can contact me at phytostone@gmail.com Thank you for the years of probiotic love!

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Starting over in Vallarta

On The Water

Capt. Gregory Pilkington

Jennifer Mann

FishTFC operates private bay tours, marine and whale encounters, and world-class sportfishing charters. For more information, contact greg@ FishTFC.com or call +1 (435) 901-4564.

Jennifer Mann is a long-time business writer who has covered everything from the maker of Twinkies to Hallmark Cards who now makes her home in Puerto Vallarta.

The Bucket Lists

Who Wants Pie?!

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n last week’s column, I recommended heading to Cabo Corrientes and chasing Roosterfish in the morning and Billfish in the afternoon. Coincidentally, we had a 1/2 day trip booked with a visiting guest who had on his bucket list catching a Roosterfish. While making final plans, he mentioned one of his friends wanted to catch a sailfish or marlin. So, with new plans, we set out for a full day of fishing to try and make some progress on two bucket lists. It’s not often enough that we get to run our recommended trips, but when we do, epic stuff seems to happen. On this trip, we were lucky enough to see lots of dolphins, an enormous manta ray, thousands of

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eagle rays, a couple of wild dogs, turtles, oh yeah, and released a couple of Roosterfish and a Marlin. We were just offshore from one of the prettiest beaches in the world, just another day in paradise. THIS WEEK’S BEST BET Well, this is a no-brainer. Head to Cabo Corrientes and chase two of the most sought after fish on the planet. Roosterfish in the morning and Billfish in the afternoon. Even if there weren’t fish in this location, it would be high on my list of places to visit. But there are fish. Big, trophy fish - hallelujah! TOPLESS TIP Whether you fish or not, getting out on the water will be one of the highlights of your stay here in the Bay of Banderas region. And, while still not inexpensive, doing so here in Mexico costs about half what it does in most other locations.

he famous Pie Ladies of Yelapa. Anyone who lives in the area the Bay of Banderas is familiar with the pies of Yelapa, and the ladies traversing the beach, pies piled high on their heads. Even Food & Wine is in on the secret, last year publishing a recipe for “Pay de Platano de Yelapa,” or Yelapa-style banana pie. Indeed, banana cream pie, chocolate cream pie, pumpkin pie, pineapple pie, lime pie, and apple pie! What’s more American than apple pie! Oh wait... Which brings me to a question to which I haven’t found an answer - how is it that Yelapa, a small, isolated Mexico village reachable only by water with a beautiful crescent beach and waterfalls and palapas and seafood, has a plethora of American-inspired pies ferred in Tupperware containers of the heads of women? I mean Mexico is known to have some of the most wonderful foods and cuisines in the world with UNESCO declaring it a cultural touchstone of Mexico, dubbing the eclectic cuisine as an Intangible Cultural Heritage of Humanity, elaborate and symbol-laden, a la “Chiles en Nogada” Just to make sure I wasn’t missing anything, I pulled out my friend’s copy of the inestimable “The Essential Cuisines of Mexico,” by Diana Kennedy, who spent decades researching and compiling all things Mexican cuisine, stretching from the coast of the Pacific to the coast of the Gulf, from the northern reaches of Mexico, to its far southern shores. The only entries under “pie” were “Pie, Chicken and Pork Tamale, Yucatecan,” and “Pie, Moctezuma,” a delicious-sounding dish of chilis, garlic, chicken,

tortillas, cheese and thick sour cream. No entry for apples at all, and under “pumpkin,” only “Pumpkin Cooked with Pork.” And under “Jalisco,” many delicious mouth-watering entries ranging from “Carp Roe Snack,” to “Sweet Fresh Corn Tamales (yum city),” but nary an entry for sweet pie of any sort. So I tracked down Samantha Schoech, an American who as a 4th grader, in the late 1970s, lived in Yelapa, where after school, she worked for one of the Pie Ladies. I came across a piece she wrote in November 2008 for Sunset magazine, reprising her return to a place of her childhood: “Pie, señorita?” A stern-looking woman, with a giant plastic container balanced on her head, is blocking my sun, and I am grateful.

It’s Augustina. About a million years ago, I used to sell pies after school for Augustina’s sister, Juanita, to earn pesos for Cokes. She unloads her wares, but I don’t even have to look. Without hesitation, I go for a slice of chocolate coconut.” I emailed Schoech, who now lives in San Francisco, and is a writer. I queried, “Do you have any idea of how so many American-style pies ended up on the beaches of Yelapa? She replied: “I’m afraid I don’t know the origin of the Yelapa pies. I know they were already selling them on the beach in the late 70s. I’ve heard it came from an American, but I don’t know the details. As far as I know, there is only one pie lady left, a woman I was friends with as kids named Chelly (Chey-yey).” Hmm, an American taught someone in the village at some time how to make American-style pies, and they stuck. Makes sense, but still, it remains a mystery, at least to me. Meanwhile, someone told me a story recently about San Blas, a sleepy seaside village north of Vallarta. Banana bread, it seems, according to this person who spent a dozen summers in the village as a kid and then a teenager, is big in San Blas. Ah. So, another mystery. How did banana bread make it big in San Blas?

The Healing Power of Plants Ricardo Mazcal

mazcalteotl@gmail.com

Ricardo is a fourth-generation herbalist from Nayarit and is available year-round at Marsol Friday Market by the Pier.

Repair Your Digestive System. NATURALLY

odern life continually messes up your digestion with unavoidable stresses like pollution, chemicals, and psychological and physical stress. Chronic constipation is a painful bowel movement experience, triggering bloating, stomach cramps, colitis, acid reflux, and exhaustion. People have tried detox, cleanses, acupuncture, drugs, supplements, and diet changes they seldom work and may provide only temporary relief. Most digestion remedies don’t work because they only treat symptoms, not the root cause, and the digestion problems keep returning. Here are the most popular remedies: Antacids - temporarily soothe your aching stomach but don’t balance acid production. Acid is produced in the stomach even when there’s no food in it, eating away at your stomach lining. Enzymes - are a temporary solution. Laxatives - can make you more regular, but over time they can also decrease vitamin absorption and decrease the colon’s ability to contract, leading to constipation. Until you strengthen and balance your entire digestive system, problems are likely to continue to worsen, and the rest of your health deteriorates. Remember, “When I Could Eat Anything?” The good news is that strengthening and balancing your entire digestive system is now as easy as taking a single dietary supplement. Get your life back! Within a few days of using Mazmix digestive formula, bowel movements became regular and relaxed, and your health improves. Weight loss takes

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place, acid reflux heals, painful bloating vanishes, energy levels soar, and absorption of nutrients from food improves. Cholesterol and blood sugar reduces, heart and circulatory system improve, then the gallbladder digests fats better. Sugar cravings drop and kidneys do not have to work as hard; metabolism improves, skin clears, and allergies disappear. Mazmix digestive formula is based on Eastern medicine and Herbolaria Mexicana by using herbs that ignite the digestive fire and support digestive functions. Stomach acids burn and break down the foods you eat. Enzymes work by melting down fats, proteins, and carbohydrates, so you’re able to absorb and utilize them; the herbs relieve the strain on the digestive system so it can heal itself. Mazmix is a fermented formula that’s easy to make. When you soak Mazmix, it releases enzyme inhibitors. If left more than 24 hours, it will ferment and create probiotics and prebiotics that provide soluble fiber to feed and rebuild your stomach flora, eliminate harmful bacteria and help in the removal of toxic build-up in the blood. Mazmix works to strengthen

your intestinal walls to help push food and waste completely through the GI tract. Quicker movement prevents toxins from building up in the intestines; toxins signal your body to produce inflammation. Inflammation is at the root of many of today’s health problems — from allergies and joint pain to more severe problems. Mazmix contains ingredients to kick-start your digestive processes. And once it gets started, your body naturally takes over, pushing out impacted waste: no more constipation or diarrhea. Fortifying intestinal walls prevent toxins, viruses, and parasites from entering your bloodstream. Inflammation begins to vanish, and other health problems disappear. Mazmix digestive formula contains Moringa; organic chia; many vitamins including vitamin C; blue agave inulin; all eight essential amino acids; fiber; seven additional trade-secret herbs; digestive enzymes, prebiotics, and probiotics to support the healing process of your digestive tract. Digestion-related allergies will begin to clear - they are a factor in brain fog. Necessary chemicals that enable brain cells to communicate with each other, called neuropeptides, are actually produced in the digestive tract. Reducing inflammation means better circulation and more oxygen getting to every cell in your body; blood pressure, blood sugar levels, and cholesterol improve. Mazmix digestive formula has been in use by many people for more than 12 years. Healthy digestion means more energy and endurance. Contact me to provide you with additional herb information and a list of vendors for these essential herbs in the form of capsules, extracts, essential oils, and tinctures.

Join Los Bambinos for a memorable Dinner & Show at Bambinos Trattoria!

he four Morales Brothers are thrilled to announce their new season of shows and fun at the hip Dinner & Show location: Bambinos Trattoria. Founded on the theme of great music and fabulous food, Los Bambinos offer five weekly shows full of musical harmony, tasteful instrumentation and the family-love that they are well known for. Come to Bambinos Trattoria to feed your body with an authentic Italian meal, while Los Bambinos nourish your soul with heartfelt harmony and masterful music. Each of their shows highlights the tasteful mix of traditional and International tunes that Vallarta loves about this talented group.  Los Bambinos NEW concerts Monday night/ 8 pm |HOTEL CALIFORNIA Enjoy an evening with songs by The Eagles. The Eagles repertoire offers smooth harmonies and songs that capture an era, bringing back great memories for the group and listeners alike Tuesday/ 8 pm / BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY This is a QUEEN revival show. The QUEEN revival show is a great musical challenge for the group with complex harmonies and sophisticated instrumentation. Full of energy and rhythm, this show will make you vibrate as you experience a night full of vocals. Wednesday Night/ 8 pm| THE BEATLES Growing up listening to the Beatles, The Morales brothers bring their own four-part harmonies to the stage playing a show of classics. Los Bambinos harmonies and instrumentation perfectly captures the sound of one of the most recognized groups in musical history. Wednesday’s theme show brings to life songs such as Hard Day’s Night, Here, there and Everywhere and Ticket to Ride. “Los Bambinos are better than Vegas!” -Tony, Chicago. Thursday Night /8 pm| MUSIC LEGENDS Los Bambinos take you on a music tour offering a great compilation of the world’s most emblematic tunes from the 50’s, 60’s, 70’s, 80, and more! Revive those memories and experience a fun and touching evening of a spectacular selection of artists. Friday/ 8 pm| LATIN NIGHT PARTY Come on down for a full evening of Latin music in their famous Latin Music Show! This concert brings you the heart of Latin American music that is an intimate part of Los Bambinos’ own musical history. In this performance, the group showcases their musical upbringing performing traditional Mexican music, contemporary favorites like Carlos Santana, and Gypsy Kings flamenco along-side rhythmic selections by artists such as Celia Cruz. This Saturday night/8 pm| MEDIA LUNA BAND presents RUMBA ON FIRE The best new addition to Puerto Vallarta’s musical offerings, with its innovative and energetic presence is Media Luna. These young men started their career together in 2014 and have been setting their adopted home of San Miguel de Allende on fire for the last several years combining gypsy rumba, flamenco, rock and Latin rhythms. This is a MUST-SEE show for Latin Music enthusiasts. Mark your calendar for any of the nightly performances and experience a memorable Dinner & Show. Bambinos Trattoria is the perfect place to enjoy the tradition of music in Vallarta. Please reserve early, as seating is limited. Bambinos Trattoria is located at Aguacate #314, at the corner of Carranza street in Old Town Puerto Vallarta. Reserve now at 222-4357 (English Spoken). Buy tickets Online at www.bambinostrattoria.com. See you at Bambinos Trattoria!

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Robert Price

www.vbgardens.org Robert Price, Founder and Curator of the Vallarta Botanical Garden

Gardening For the Birds

or many of us, gardening is a way to commune with nature and create landscapes where we can enjoy our interactions with visiting wildlife. Some native animals, such as deer and iguanas, have become the bane of many a gardener. Most birds, on the other hand, are among the most appreciated guests and provide us with infinite delight through their songs,

splashes of vibrant color, and there captivating aerial antics. Attracting birds to a garden and maximizing our opportunities to observe them is a top priority of many home gardeners. This process starts with picking the best spots for observation, maybe an open lawn in front of a frequented patio, or some ample space in front of your favorite home window. Anything you plant in between should be low enough so as not to obstruct your view, although some of the shier birds do

prefer cover to shelter themselves under rather than an intimidating expanse of entirely open exposure. Your next step should be providing them with some tasty treats to entice them and a little water for the popular bird bath. The receptacles for this can be as simple and economical as something homemade from recycled materials, to as elegant and personal as custom commissioned cantera carvings. For our feathered friends, what you offer inside your feeders is more important than what their plates look like. Commercial bird feed mixes abound in most groceries and landscape supply centers, but you can create your own offerings and experiment with what your favorite fowls appear to enjoy the most. Peanuts and sunflower seeds are standard fare, but many fruits are often popular too, including watermelon, bananas, and oranges. Watermelon wedges and banana slices can be placed on trays. Oranges can be cut in halves and suspended from wires to provide both perches and a citrus prize. Avocados are treasured by many birds and attacked with rapt delight.

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A daily avocado bill just for your bird feeders could quickly add up, but birds are not usually as picky as we are about them starting to turn, so the next time you’ve let an avocado go a little too long, offer it in your feeder rather than throw it to the compost. Consistency is an essential component to providing a true bird haven. It’s better to offer small portions but to do so daily than to place out more than necessary. This also helps ensure that everything is eaten by evening, so your bird feeders don’t begin attracting rodents at night.

Hummingbird feeders should be supplied with a solution of 1 part sugar (white cane sugar) to for parts water without any food coloring or other additives. Keeping the mix to an exact ratio is important, so stay in the practice of using a measuring cup. I find most hummingbird feeders have larger reservoirs than necessary as the sugar water solution should be replaced every two days to keep it from spoiling, with any leftover liquid discarded. To save time, you may prepare your sugar-water solution in a large container and keep it in the refrigerator for frequent, easy refills. Refrigerated, the solution can keep for up to two weeks. The Puerto Vallarta region boasts over 300 species of birds, many of which are cloaked in dazzling coloration and distinctive anatomical characteristics only associated with the tropics. Creating your own bird-beckoning oasis is one of the best ways to appreciate this incredible biodiversity. Even the most casual backyard birder here can quickly rack up a species count that would be envied by many much more serious birders in more northern latitudes. So happy tropical gardening to you, and happy birding!

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ntil the age of about seven, children lear n language "at mother's knee." After that, the easiest way to lear n language is by concept. After t went y years of teaching Spanish in high school and t went y-three years teaching English As a Second Language to adults (mostly Mexicans) in Califor nia, I developed Concept Lear ning. My Mexican husband, Ar turo Her nandez, and I teach together. You get t wo of us for the pr ice of one. Bet ween us, we don't miss much. My specialt y is grammar and Ar turo's is ever ything else: local usage, pronunciation, slang, Mexican histor y, the colorful side of his beautiful native language. We complement each other. He handles the what and I handle the why of Spanish. An example of a concept: when you remove the last t wo letters of a Spanish verb in the basic (infintive) for m, the remaining par t (the stem) is ready to receive endings that tell who is doing what and when. In your first lesson, you will lear n to conjugate correctly about eight y percent of all Spanish verbs in the present tense. That's the beaut y of Concept Lear ning: one single concept covers a multitude of applications. If you live in Puer to Vallar ta, we come to you. Our first meeting is for getting acquainted and scheduling our time together. That is free. Our usual arrangement is that we meet t wice a week for an hour and a half each time. You pay by lesson and are given all mater ials free. No advanced payment or books to buy. We wrote the book together and it's unique. I have my Lifetime Secondar y Teaching Credential. I received a Bachelor of Ar ts degree from the Universit y of Minnesota, then attended t wo years of classes at Cal State Fuller ton for the teaching credential. I am an inter nationally published author and the creator of Papelitos, a complete program for teaching English to staff in hotels. Our Landline: 223-0385. Ar turo's cell: 322-180-3676. There are many talented bi-lingual people in Mexico; some know how to teach. Glenna Travers Team Teachers and Translators Amer ican Papelitos

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Insight

Martin Rosenberg, PhD

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Marty journeyed from Anthropology Lecturer at the Museum of Natural History, N.Y.C., President of Illinois’ CPA Society, CEO Tomorrows Software, film producer, and author of three books and many articles. As Director of Posters International Gallery in Puerto Vallarta, he is surrounded daily by creativity and European history. www.rosenbergcollection.com

One Size Fits All

e live in a world of shifting laws, rules and beliefs. Yet grand, big problem solving ideas languish. We leap to fear what the details would be. We hear “status quo” leaders spout off the all too common expression: “the devil is in the details”. Translate that to “nothing is going to change.” Too many negatives, very little public interest. What if leaders’ attitudes changed and they understood we are all subject to the same forces? Would we evolve to a more conscious empathy level? There is but one human mold. I wonder why we seem so at odds with each other. The Internet,

social networks, political parties, and TV media’s breaking news continuously connect us. I try to live by two favorite phrases: “What If? and Consider This”. Applying these led me to ask…could our species of Homo sapiens share universal truths? We are certainly evolving…but in what direction? Having access to knowledge itself hasn’t brought people to respect each other. All living things deserve respect. Albert Einstein went beyond science to say “our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty”. Our world gets smaller as

technology becomes more invasive. People sharing information have become the norm. The pipelines for global communication exist. What messages can be broadcast that enhance human behavior? Swiss psychologist Jean Piaget wrote, “The child of three or four is saturated with adult rules. His universe is dominated by the idea that things are as they ought to be, that everyone’s actions conform to laws that are both physical and moral - in a word, that there is a Universal Order”. In our 3 dimensional world some obvious physical similarities exist. We all have a general skeletal structure and DNA. As humans, we must have oxygen, water and nutrients to survive. The superficial differences that exist within our physical world are just details. At the essence or core level, it appears we are all connected. At the sub-atomic particle level, neutrinos are flowing through everything and this matter cannot be created or destroyed. The particles from Cleopatra’s kingdom are still with us. The sand in Banderas Bay may contain particles from the Atlas Mountains in Morocco. Why should I care whether there are universal forces? For one thing…I’m curious. On a

practical level, diverse cultural groups struggle to solve problems, negotiate truces, select leaders, share resources and even communicate amicably. We seem to advance one step forward and two steps backwards. Beyond physical similarities, are there metaphysical, divine and cultural influences? That can get really complicated considering our recorded history. Spiritual leader Thich Nhat Hanh reminds us “if you have the chance to be exposed to a loving, understanding environment where the seed of compassion, loving kindness, can be watered every day, then you become a more loving person”. Cultural, economic, geographical, religious and political systems vary widely. Is that why we don’t subscribe to a set of common values? Our “filters” are so strong that we judge others through a lens that ignores even the possibility that we have much in common. Wealth, and compassion are strongly influenced by the personal interests of leaders, exclusive community groups and industrial interests. John Lennon gave us the song Imagine. So could an awareness of basic human needs be taught during childhood? Include meditation as practiced today by many, and reactionary conflict might be reduced and lead to solutions to major problems? The Law of Attraction, for example, presented in movies and in classes, has raised the consciousness of millions of people. We’re on the path…imagine if we could move forward faster? I’m not trying to persuade you, the reader, to change religions, political party, life style, country or city. Certainly not alter those things you have earned, achieved, and are grateful for. My search, not naively undertaken, is for simplicity and clarity in words that describe forces affecting

us. Words are not very effective in communicating nuances, feelings and understanding. We know this from the challenge language translators and interpreters have, as well as divorce statistics. Does that mean we shouldn’t consider the most likely universal beliefs and behaviors. Being on vacation is a great opportunity! The biblical Ten Commandments have survived, as do Rome’s Parthenon pillars. Are there more elements that offer guidance toward mutual understanding? “God’s dream”, noted Desmond Tutu, “ is that you and I and all of us will realize that we are family, that we are made for togetherness, for goodness, and for compassion”. So here goes…not in any priority order… please don’t forget, that even what seems obvious, isn’t necessarily what exists. Of all the planet’s organisms, only humans inquire and search for answers. What binds us together? We only know what we know… we acknowledge and seek what is unknown. There is both feminine and masculine within us. Everything is made of energy that flows around and through us and has its own unique electro-magnetic fields. A healthy human body electrical frequency is 68 to 72 Hz. Like attitudes attracts like, both positive and negative. We experience tests and stress as choices to exercise our free will. Human wants translate into some kind of action. Actions produce reactions in all that we do…cause and effect. Everything has an opposite … as above, so below. There is a natural energy moving around us…vibrating in patterns and cycles…we can raise our own vibrations to match. Being acknowledged is critical. Joy is not always present. We all experience loss. To be loved is innate. Our most basic human needs revolve around food, shelter and clothing. The specific objects, events and designs flowing from satisfying these needs vary beyond belief. We might marvel at an individual’s ingenuity or harshly judge it to be backward and primitive. Kindness, respect, compassion and generosity are the touchstones of an evolved society. These should be our goals, just as Sinatra’s melodic “Fly Me to the Moon” took time, but was achieved.

Vanishing World Vanishing Home John Warren

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John Warren is in charge of publicity for the International Friendship Club in Puerto Vallarta (IFC). During the summer, he writes about traveling while also raising environmental awareness.

A Good Time For A Good Cause

here are over 600 reviews of the IFC Home Tours of Puerto Vallarta on Trip Advisor. 95% of them rate the tours as “Excellent.” One of the latest reviews reads - “We read about the International Friendship Club (IFC) and their work with the Puerto Vallarta community and really wanted to support them by attending the house tours. The volunteers of the International Friendship Club were knowledgeable and helpful. The houses we visited on the trip were phenomenal. We really enjoyed the event and look forward to doing a house tour again in the future.” The IFC Home Tours start on Tuesday 4th December and Wednesday 5th and will run every Tuesday and Wednesday, except for Christmas and New Year, until 1st April. Tickets can be purchased online at www.ifctoursforvallarta.com or on the day of the tour at the starting point, which is the Sea Monkey Restaurant located where Aquiles Serdan meets the Bay of Banderas. The Home Tours started in 1985 when a group of ex-pats decided to raise money to provide free surgery and continuing medical care to

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Mexican infants and small children in this area, who were suffering from cleft palates and cleft lips. To raise the money, these volunteers asked some friends to open their homes to visitors for a couple of hours a few times a year. The rest is history that happily keeps repeating itself. The success of the tours is due to the kindness of the homeowners, their belief in the work done by IFC, and the thousands of volunteer hours given by residents, both full-time and part-time. And, of course, the customers who pay their fares for the tours. When you take your IFC Home Tour, you will visit three or four unique homes in Puerto Vallarta. You will see some excellent art on the walls, sculptures around the pools, traditional Mexican kitchens. You’ll be able to feed any dreams you might have of living the “high life” in Puerto Vallarta. Seats on the luxurious, air-conditioned buses are limited, so it is best to book early. The sale of tickets on tour days starts at 9 am at the Sea Monkey. A great way to start the day is to arrive early, buy your tickets, then take a seat at a table on the beach and order coffee, orange juice, an omelette, and more coffee. Meanwhile, wiggle your toes in the

sand and watch the pelicans, and maybe a whale or two, cruise by. Because some of the homes on the tours are set on cliffs or tucked away on the cobbled streets of the town, good mobility is required. If you have wonky knees, a painful back, or a dicky heart, maybe a day at the beach or at the pool is best. If not, you can look forward to a good time in the hands of our trained team of volunteers who accompany each bus and who are with you to ensure a safe and happy time is had by all. They are a wealth of information on the houses that you’ll visit, on Puerto Vallarta, and what it’s like living here for months at a time. The money raised by IFC Home Tours is used to help local, Mexican children. Kids who are born with cleft palates receive free surgery and ongoing medical care for all of the years that they need it. People in the far-flung villages of Cabo Corrientes used to have to travel by bus to P.V. to get expensive dental treatment. Now they can access it, for free, through the IFC’s dental program in Boca de Tomatlan. Children with cancer, who need to go to Guadalajara for treatment and special treatment, are helped with their bus fares and meals through the club’s support. IFC has also established a Scholarship Fund for indigenous Huichol students, who live high in the Sierra Mountains so that they can pursue their dreams of post-secondary education. These and many other programs are fuelled by the revenue from the Home Tours and the kindness of the homes’ owners. The tours leave the Sea Monkey at 10:30 and last for about three hours. If you want a break from days in a deckchair reading or doing puzzles or computer games, then come on a Home Tour. Open the doors of homes you would never otherwise see and walk down some new paths. You’ll be glad that you did.

Life in La Cruz

Cindy Bouchard

cindy@VillaAmoredelMar.com

Cindy, an ex-pat Canadian, is the Chief Rejuvenation Officer and owner of Villa Amor del Mar, a Boutique Hotel, in La Cruz de Huanacaxtle. She and husband Chris are living and lovin’ in Vallarta–Nayarit. For info on La Cruz or if you desire… ‘A very special vacation,’ contact Cindy@VillaAmorDelMar.com

Randall makes music in paradise

en years ago, little did I know that music plus paradise would equal my life. “La música es vida en La Cruz.” Randall Scott epitomizes all that’s great about retiring to Mexico. He resurrected a hobby, giving back to all who enjoy and/or dance to the tunes he plays. It’s pretty typical to see musicians playing in multiple bands; Randall told me he loves playing with the Bay Roots, which includes a mixture of Mexicans, Canadians, and an American. They play music from all three countries in both English and Spanish. “We seem to start with ex-pat and tourist audiences, but the Mexican nationals like the Spanish content, and we can play to them all day as our singers know plenty of Mexican songs. We love harmonies and are proud of our mixture of music playing at a very funky palapa restaurant in the village of Playa Grande, on the banks of the Pitillal River on the edge of Vallarta, east of Costco every Sunday afternoon.” One of my favorite nights is ‘open mic night’ at the Britannia Pub in La Cruz, where RandalI plays in the house band called ‘The Turn’ every Tuesday where musicians from all over the world visit with an instrument in hand; joining in or playing tunes of their own. Everyone is welcome to play or enjoy the music and dance; there are always lots of happy people dancing. Randall and Andrea visited

Mexico in the early ‘90s and settled recently in La Cruz. As with most visitors, the attraction at first was the weather. Randall said, “Cold winters were losing their appeal, and the cost of living was significantly lower here than up north. Soon we grew to love the people and culture of the country. There is a real sense of community, and people seem truly happy with life. The rewards of waking up every day in this paradise include not owning a snow shovel or a furnace, an abundance of wonderful food, and cold drinks. I find it feels like going back in time when I am in Mexico. Things seem simpler, and it evokes my childhood.” Upon moving to Vallarta, RandalI joined the Puerto Vallarta Chamber Orchestra, now La Orquesta Sinfónica Vallarta. He plays woodwinds, usually the clarinet, and is looking forward to another season with them. Christmas Concerts in the area start around December 15, so keep your eyes peeled for those notices. Randall exudes passion stating, “Creating music really moves something in me. When you get it right, it gives me goosebumps; it’s almost indescribable. That’s what keeps me coming back. A good year of music for me here is having some control over the choice of music. I like to find songs that are meaningful, that have a good beat and melody, and that are not overplayed.” He does just that, and I sure like all Randall plays, including the guitar, mandolin, sax, bass guitar, piano, and the Irish whistle!

Local Voices

Nov. 21 - 27, 2019

Vibes & Vices

AJ Freeman

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AJ Freeman is an adventurous spirit, serial friendmaker, and general enthusiast. He lives his everyday life hoping to demonstrate the nearly infinite potential for discovery and wonder on this small wet rock orbiting a dim yellow star in the backwoods of the Milky Way.

Torneo de Pesca

t always fascinates me to consider the spiritual links that connect us with our distant cousins of millennia past, and fishing has been a consistent human accomplishment for about 40,000 years depending on who you ask. Of course, now we’re doing it to such an advanced extent that not only is it even possible to reel in a quarter-ton fish in the first place, but

we’ve turned it into a game of who can do it best simply to showcase our dominion over kingdom Animalia…these are the tangential origins of Puerto Vallarta’s Torneo de Pesca...again, depending on who you ask. The Vibes: What is indisputable is that most early examples of long-term human settlements show evidence that the bounty of the sea represented a staple food source, and indeed, there has not

been a major departure from the basic principles at play during the Stone Age, as tool sharpness and pottery for storage (and beer) were perfected during the era. These innovations have been indispensable to the piscatorial pursuit ever since, and so in tribute to our fishing roots I stopped at a Kwik-E-Mart approaching Los Muertos Pier to gather some pocket beers and bear witness as the final events of this two-day competition

unfolded.. A better day for a fishing tournament could not have been illustrated by the inspired hand of an artist, boats drifting in from deeper waters of the Banderas Bay to have their catches weighed and measured. A crowd steadily amassed on the sands of Playa Los Muertos, drawn by live music from a towering stage on the Malecón and a palpable atmosphere of anticipation...oh, but the result of the competition wasn’t the only

point of anticipation among the assembled. You see, everyone who attended won this event: there were free fish tacos for EVERYBODY! The Vices: Now, I grew up a city boy, so something I found out relatively late in life--probably during my time in Mexico, even--is that fish such as marlin and mahi-mahi are as massive as they are delicious. I’m not sure why, but I had always thought of these open ocean dinner fish as about the same size as continental fish, like a trout or something. As any angler knows, I was talking out of my aft end with that idea. Oh no, a catch of a magnitude that could take this trophy can easily weigh 450kg (about 1000 imperial units), so it’s the perfect size to feed plenty of people...I’m betting these are the fish Historical Jesus used to feed all those hippies that one time. I didn’t purposely choose this city for the seafood, but I have to say it’s a strong side benefit. Our proximity to the ocean--seriously, look up, it’s right over there--means that there are plenty of delicious fishes swimming beneath our sparkling waves, just patiently waiting for their turn on the grill. From little streetside taco stands to beachfront restaurants where you can sink your toes in the sand while savoring an entire red snapper, this town has it all in the seafood section. Still, I don’t think I’ve had anything quite like this plate of simply served sailfish...grilled to tenderness in the huge outdoor kitchen before being brushed with a marinade, partnered with beans and rice, and offered to the public, this fish was also awarded posthumously with a medal of honor as a prize-winning entry in the competition. You could really taste the victories of multiple millennia in every bite. The Verdict: I try to make gratitude a central theme in my life, and I know I’ve gone on and on about it over the past two years spilling ink for Team Tribune but this is the greatest time to be alive, and it’s not even kinda close. Not that I’m a waterman by any means, but events like last weekend’s Torneo de Pesca highlight the gifts entrusted to us through modern life on the Pacific Coast…and public events being essential to a healthy society, they help make Vallarta a better place to live for everyone. Keep an eye on the Tribune for updates on upcoming celebrations of our location...maybe I’ll catch you there.

Local Voices

Nov. 21 - 27, 2019

Music & Sounds of the Sea Christie Seeley

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From Oakland, California to Puerto Vallarta… lured by music of guitars and sounds of the sea.

Bahia World Music Festival 2019 comes to Puerto Vallarta

n honor of our upcoming Bahia World Music Festival, I sampled some marvelous handmade sausages the other day. Alex, at his market on Carranza Street, makes a tempting array of sausages inspired by recipes from around the world. To me, each one conjured thoughts of beautiful music. His Greek sausage recalled Mediterranean strains on bouzouki. The French garlic brought to mind gypsy jazz manouche around a campfire. The Moroccan lamb was heavenly, spiced with flavors suggesting Spanish flamenco. Alex’s creations took me on a sensual journey through the music of the world! For many, one of the marvels of travel is that we return with memories that will not leave us. Just as the Roma people traveled from far off Northern India through new lands, Eastern Europe and Africa, to Europe, spreading their music, learning from others, and enriching their musical traditions, we experience exotic influences in our travels. So often, a scent or sound takes us back to a particular moment we lived on our voyages allowing us to revisit the pleasure of that moment. Bahia World Music Festival was created to bring such new as well as familiar sounds to Puerto Vallarta, executed by extremely talented musicians. Nationally renowned, award-winning composer, pianist, and singer from Mexico City, Pedro Dabdoub will appear with his talented new group Jazzpango combining original jazz with a huapango twist.

Celebrated Chilean musician YaYa Fuentes, Swiss-educated on the rare and exquisite hang drum, will perform original pieces and music from her country and others in the tradition of Nueva Canción from Latin America and Spain. Fiery flamenco group Tatewari from La Cruz de Huanacaxtle and just returned from an international tour will present their compositions as well as traditional Mexican and classical Spanish flamenco pieces. The talented group Moruno originally from Guadalajara and Spain, along with special guests, will carry you away with their spirited variations on Mediterranean and jazz manouche (French Gypsy Jazz), on guitar,

bouzouki, mandolin, Arabian oud, bass, and percussion. Puerto Vallarta’s own Media Luna previously from Mexico City and San Miguel de Allende never disappoint with their energetic and inspired variations of gypsy rumba and Latin fusion with undertones of rock, many of which are their original compositions. Caravane, a group out of San Francisco, Nayarit, seems to be from everywhere. Their music carries one through many parts of Europe and Latin America. Prepare for a journey.

The group Rabeat from Monclova, Coahuila, brings their British rock beat to the program, and Brian Macedo’s Trem De Minas offers Brazilian jazz that will have everyone wanting to dance the night away. Whatever our travel memories, we will be swept away by the offerings at the first-ever Bahia World Music Festival this December

7 and 8 on the beautiful grounds of Oscar’s Tequila Distillery overlooking the sea. Tickets are available now on the website and at various other locations, including Oscar’s Restaurant at the mouth of the River Cuale in Puerto Vallarta. See the website for tickets and updates for the festival. www. worldmusicfestival.mx

Entertainment

Live Music Calendar This list features bars and restaurants that may have live music and ongoing acts. We do not take responsibility for misinformation. Listings are published free of charge but are subject to space availability. Email editor@vallartatribune.com to update or add your listings.

VALLARTA

NUEVO VALLARTA

Aloha Bar (Plaza Parabien #16) Thur: Dr. Groove 10 pm

Eddies (Boulevard Nayarit 70) Weekly - Live music 6:30 - 9:30 pm

Captain Don’s (Honduras 126) Fri: Tequila Rush 8 - 11 pm Sat: Da Crew 8 - 11 pm

BUCERIAS

Chasers Sports Bar (Avenida Mexico 570A) Fri: Gecko Band 8 - 11 pm El Oasis de Holi (River mouth by La Isla Mall) Sat: Dr. Groove 6 pm Kelly’s Pour Favor Saloon and Cookhouse (Lazaro Cardenas 245) Mon: Hoochie Coochie Men 8 - 11 pm Wed: Tequila Rush 8 - 11 pm Thur: 3Tones 8 - 11 pm Fri: Dr. Groove 8 - 11 pm Sat: Soul Trip 8 - 11 pm

Drunken Duck (Avenida Mexico, Centro | Bucerias) Wed: The Gecko Band 9 pm Sun: The Gecko Band 5pm

LA CRUZ DE HUANACAXTLE Britannia (Coral, La Cruz) Tues: Open mic with The Turn 7pm La Cruz Inn Thur: Tres Aires 5:30pm Sat: Music in the street with Matt 4pm

Murphy’s Irish Pub (484 Morelos, Malecon) Mon: La Trez Cuartoz 3 - 6 pm Wed: Martin Ruiz Gonzalez 6 - 9 pm Thur: The FREAKS and Adriana 10:30 pm - 1:30 am Fri: La Trez Cuartoz: 10 pm - 1:30 am Sat: The OTHERS 10:30 pm - 1:30 am Sat: Adriana and the Freaks 10 pm

OSO’s Oyster Bar ( La Cruz Marina) Sat: The Remedy 7 pm

Que/Pasa (625 Aquiles Serdan) Tues: The Change at 7-10 pm Sun: Sylvie&The Zippers 7 - 10 pm

SAYULITA & SAN PANCHO

Roxy Rockhouse (Ignacio L Vallarta 275) Nightly music after 11 pm with the house band

Tree House Bar and Grill Thur: Renteria Brothers Band 7pm Fri: Live Country Music 7pm Sat: Cheko Ruiz Band 7pm

Nov. 21 - 27, 2019

Local Farmer’s Markets There are regular markets called tianguis that occur in many neighborhoods throughout the week where you can usually buy produce, clothing, and household items. The markets and events listed here represent local producers, artisans, and entrepreneurs. Unless noted with an asterisk (*), most run from the first week of November through April.

FRIDAYS *Marsol Friday Market by the Pier - 9:30 am -1:30 pm Open all year, located on Francisca Rodríguez at the Marsol Hotel lobby, off Olas Altas Sayulita Mercado del Pueblo - 10 am -2 pm On Calle Revolución before the bridge

SATURDAYS Olas Altas Farmer’s Market - 9:30 am - 2 pm at Lázaro Cárdenas Parks, Old Town Three Hens & a Rooster Market - 9 am - 1:00 pm Lion’s Club, Francisco I. Madero #280, Old Town Tianguis Lo de Marcos - 9 am - 2:00 pm Located in the main plaza

SUNDAYS Huanacaxtle Farmer’s Market - 9 am -3 pm Located at La Cruz Marina

TUESDAYS Riviera Market 9 am - 2 pm Located in Nuevo Vallarta in the parking lot behind the Casino.

WEDNESDAYS Bucerías Forever Spring Market - 9 am - 1 pm

THURSDAYS Marina Vallarta Night Market- 6 pm -10 pm - along the marina

Don Pato (Marlin 12, Sayulita) Live music nightly

Starwings (Avenida Fluvial 223) Wed: Black Mamba 9 pm

View these listings and more online at www.vallartatribune.com/eventos/live-music-calendar/

Evening Under The Stars SPCA Fundraiser

e invite you to join us for our annual “Evening under the Stars” Gala on Saturday, November 30, 2019. This year’s venue is the romantic Oscar’s Restaurant, surrounded by natural beauty at the tip of Rio Cuale Island. Our guests will be treated with cocktails and passed appetizers, beginning at 6 pm; followed by a three-course dinner at 7 pm. The Open Bar will feature a number of tasty house-drinks, and there will

also be a cash bar for those who would like to try the restaurant’s extensive Tequila selections or other specialty cocktails.A traditional Jalisco Mariachi band will provide entertainment. Our Silent Auction will offer guests the opportunity to bid on many beautiful items. The exclusive Live Auction, hosted by world-famous charity auctioneer, John Curley, will feature a few very unique things for those of you looking for something especially memorable.

Please consider donating items for either our Silent or Live Auctions. We would genuinely appreciate your support! All of our rescue work is funded 100% through private donations and the hard work of many volunteers. If you would like to help by donating an item, please contact us at spcapv@gmail.com Our mission to rescue abandoned and abused animals in Puerto Vallarta has led to the rehabilitation and adoption

of approximately 200 animals a year! Your generosity helps us continue to provide these beautiful babies with a sanctuary, medical care, and love until a permanent home can be found for each of them! At only 2,000 pesos or 120 USD per person, tickets to this event sell out very quickly! We have limited seating available, so get your tickets now. For tickets or more information, please contact us at spcapv@gmail.com

Nov. 21 - 27, 2019

Games

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LUNES-VIERNES: 9:00am - 7:00pm (Monday to Friday)

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Bronwen White

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Originally from London, Bronwen White has moved to Puerto Vallarta from the US, where she lived in many of its great cities. She is presently embarking on her journey of discovering the local culinary scene delights.

Archie’s Wok

his is a beloved Vallarta institution, and, as they have an excellent web site that fills you in on Archie and his restaurant, I shall be brief. Archie Alpenia was John (Night of the Iguana) Huston’s personal chef for many years when John was conducting his love affair with Mexico and living in Playa Caletas. My dad was in the movie business, and so I grew up a devotee of the Silver Screen, and I’ve always admired Huston’s work. What a varied director! Not afraid of anything and exceptionally literate, so many of his movies are based on books, such as Malcolm Lowry’s Under the Volcano, again set in Mexico and quite a grim read, I can tell you. From Flan-

nery O’Connor to Dashiell Hammett to Herman Melville, Huston morphed great literature into great (with a few exceptions) movies. And his unerring good taste included his taste buds! Over twenty-five years ago, Archie went to that great Wok in the Sky, and now his widow and children carry on the tradition, daughter Kiyoki at the front of the house and son Sergio in the kitchen. The food is Asian fusion, a term coined in California in the 1960s, which covers a lot of imaginative culinary ground. I would advise you to take friends and to share. They boast that the calamari is “as light as it gets,” and they are right, and their eggrolls and chicken Satay are perfect for communal oohing and aahing. They have a varied choice of

soups, including gazpacho with cilantro cream, shrimp and lemongrass, another made with coconut cream and poblano chile, and Dom Yang Gung, a Thai shrimp soup certain to open up the old nasal passages. You can make a meal out of the noodle dishes, a variation on the ever-popular Pad Thai with Soba noodles and their signature red curry paste, also drunken Thai noodles. They’ve Pancit, actually the Filipino word for noodles, to which you can add the protein (chicken, beef, shrimp, tofu) of your choice. Steps from the pier, of course, the seafood is superb, I like the Singapore-style fish, Singapore is especially renowned for its seafood, here fried in the aforementioned light beer batter they use for the calamari and served with a pineapple guava sweet and sour sauce, the same way they serve their Chicken Singapore. Of course, sweet and sour exemplifies Asian cooking and is perhaps most celebrated in Chinese cuisine, although all countries have their version of it, it can actually be traced back to Medieval England in the 14th century! They have a varied assortment of chicken dishes as well as their fabulous Cambodian beef curry, so light and delicate! How I love curry. One thing I always order is the BBQ port riblets, they are

perfect, not too sweet, not too fatty, quite addictive, bathed in Archie’s exclusive Hoi Sin (or Hoisin) sauce, a sauce predominantly comprised of fermented soybean paste and used in a host of Asian recipes. They’ve masses of stir fry dishes; I like the Yang Chow fried rice, a popular favorite in the Philippines. For dessert, I opt for one of their gelatos - ask the waiter for the flavor du jour. Their liquid desserts are unusual and exciting, quite powerful too! Try a Carajillo, a Spanish coffee drink very popular in Mexico made with espresso and Liquor 43, or their take on a Night and Day cocktail with Bailey’s and Coconut Rum. As fortune cookie says, “Good enough for John Huston, good enough for me.” And boy, is it good. Chin Chin!

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