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Welcome to Puerto Vallarta and Riviera Nayarit Here is some advice to make your trip a little easier and more enjoyable.

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PRESIDENT OF THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS Fernando Gonzalez Corona EDITOR Lic. Madeline Milne mmilne@vallartatribune.com SALES Dora Luz Luna ventastribuna7@yahoo.com EDITORIAL BOARD Marcia Blondin Raymond C. Beaty Lois Ellison John & Christie Forget Landon Hollander Nancy Van Landingham Robina Oliver Staff Photographer Marcy Strear DESIGNER Cynthia Estela Andrade G. cisandra@vallartatribune.com

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TIME ZONE: The entire state of Jalisco is on Central Time, as is the southern part of the State of Nayarit starting from San Blas in the north. BUSES: A system of urban buses with different routes can bring you from one end of the bay to the other and all the spots in between. Current fare is $6.50 pesos per ticket and passengers must purchase a new ticket every time they board another bus. There are no “transfers”. TAXIS: There are set rates within defined zones of town. Do not enter a taxi without agreeing on the price with the driver first. Price is per trip not person. MONEY EXCHANGE: Although you may have to wait in line for a few minutes, banks will give you a higher rate of exchange than the exchange booths (caja de cambio). You will need your passport. Better yet, use your bank card to withdraw funds from any ATM machine. Note that ATM’s in the banks are the safest to use and generally charge lower fees. DRINKING WATER: For the 17th year in a row, Puerto Vallarta’s water has been awarded a certification of purity for human consumption. The quality of the water tested at the purification plant varies greatly from what comes out of the tap at the other end. So do be careful. If you want to be doubly sure, you can pick up bottled water just about anywhere.

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EXPORTING PETS: Fall in love with the street dog outside your hotel or a puppy on the Malecon doesn’t mean they can’t come home with you. The process is fairly inexpensive and only takes a day or two. You need a certificate of health from a local vet among other things. The time of year that pets can travel in the cargo section of the plane may be your biggest challenge. For the most up-to-date information contact the Puerto Vallarta SPCA at spcapv@gmail.com. COMMON SENSE: Just as you wouldn’t walk around your hometown drunk and beligerent, it is not acceptable to do that here. While Mexicans are a forgiving bunch, basic politeness is appreciated. For the guys, peeing in public is a major faux pas and if you are caught, can get you tossed in jail or an expensive fine. Pay attention to your surroundings. Pay your bills. Be courteous. And have fun! DRINKING AND DRIVING: First off – just don’t. The consequences are not worth it. Taxis are cheap and plentiful. Fines are as much as 10,000 pesos. You can be taken to jail and your vehicle impounded. There are many checkstops on the weekends and you will be asked to blow if they suspect you have been drinking. LEGAL SYSTEM: Not knowing the law is not an valid excuse in Mexico or anywhere. If you find yourself caught in a legal situation be aware that guilt is presumed until your innocence can be proven. This is a very difficult lesson to learn if you are visiting from the United States or Canada in particular. Immediately contact your consulate for assistance.

Calling in Mexico Calling phones in Mexico can be tricky as it is different than in the US or Canada. There are different codes you need to use depending if you are calling landlines or cellular phones and if they are local or long distance. Long-distance calls from within Mexico For national long-distance calls (within Mexico) the code is 01 plus the area code and phone number. For international long-distance calls, first dial 00, then the country code (for the U.S. and Canada the country code is 1, so you would dial 00 + 1 + area code + 7 digit number). Calling Cell Phones (from a land line) If you are calling from a landline within the area code of the Mexican cell phone number dial 044, then the 10 digit number including area code. Outside of the area code (but still within Mexico) dial 045 and then the 10 digit phone number. Cell phone to cell phone only requires the 10 digit number.

Phone Cards Phone cards (“tarjetas telefonicas”) for use in pay phones can be bought at newstands and in pharmacies in denominations of 30, 50 and 100 pesos. Pay phones do not accept coins. When buying a phone card for pay phone use, specify that you would like a “tarjeta LADA,” because pre-paid cell phone cards are also sold in the same establishments. Calling Toll-Free Numbers Some toll free numbers work from Mexico to the US and Canada, but many do not. You need to dial a different prefix. To call the following toll free prefixes, dial as follows: 800 numbers Dial 001-880-then the number 866 numbers Dial 001-883-then the number 877 numbers Dial 001-882-then the number 888 numbers Dial 001-881-then the number

Emergencies: 060 Red Cross: 065 Municipal and Transit Police: 322.290.0507 Fire Department: 322.223.9476 Red Cross - Ambulance: 322.222.1533 Consulates American Consulate Nuevo Vallarta: 322.222.0069 24 hrs Guadalajara: 333.268.2145

Immigration: 322.224.7719 Consumer Protection: 01.800.468.8722 Tourism Offices Jalisco: 322.221.2676 Nayarit: 322.297.1006

Canadian Consulate 322.293.2894 24 hrs: 1.800.706.2900

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Explore Banderas Bay

Editor’s Notes:

o I’m going to Oaxaca in two weeks. I’ve been invited by the tourism department on a FAM trip to explore the area and report back, both to you here and my other gig as Editor of Mexi-Go! Magazine. (mexi-go.ca) In the three years that I’ve been actively writing on Mexico I have had the pleasure of visiting a number of fantastic places including (in no preference) all over Baja Sur, much of Jalisco and Nayarit, Mazatlan, Mexico City, Puebla, San Miguel de Allende, Merida, Cancun and Playa del Carmen, Morelia, Patzcuaro, Barre de Navidad and Colima among many other places. I’ve also had the pleasure of visiting many historic sites including the haciendas of the Yucatan, the churches of Puebla and the many, many, many stairs at Teotihuacan. While exploring Oaxaca, I am planning on eating my way through town. Internationally recognized for the historical significance of its cuisine, I can’t miss this! I’m excited to see the weavers and the potters, to explore the markets and stand in awe at Monte Albán. Have you been to Oaxaca? Can you recommend any must sees,

must eats or must buys? Let me know what stories you want me to bring home. What souvenirs I can share with you. I’m as easily enthralled on a lounger with beverage in hand soaking up the sun as I am communing with birds in San Blas or the gods at Uxmal. I’ll gladly ‘save’ a baby turtle or a puppy. You can catch me, arms piled high, in Liverpool just as often as you will in the clothing tianguis Saturday mornings by the CFE off the Libramiento. Tacos on the street or grilled sea bass under candle light – I’m easy. And that is what makes this country so fascinating. You can easily move from modern to ancient, from cheap to luxury, from fast to slow every day in most everything you do. In two weeks, I’ll be doing it in Oaxaca. Enjoy your week. Don’t forget we have the IFC Christmas in July even on the 20th at the River Café. Gary’s Groupies is meeting at the new Layla’s restaurant on July 26th. Their menu looks fantastic and I think I’ll make it to this event. Also contributor Sue Keevil might be celebrating her birthday this week. Happy Birthday Sue!

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Dear Editor, Driving on the tunnel road is getting more exciting each day. After each rain storm we find more and deeper pot holds (botches) on the road. One never knows if one or perhaps even both tunnels will be blocked by a landslide. Today as I was approaching the tunnel I was reminded of what a friend of mine wrote in a letter to the editor of another newspaper over 8 months ago. He predicted then that the piling up of dirt on the tops of the tunnel extensions would cause half of the mountain to come down during the rainy season. How right that gentleman was. Let’s hope that they find a way to stop anymore from coming down, and get the mess that has happened already cleared away. Frank Meyer

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uerto Vallarta is located in the middle of Banderas Bay, one of the largest bays in Mexico at nearly 100km in length. It is bounded in the north by Punta de Mita and in the south by Cabo Corrientes. It straddles the states of Jalisco and Nayarit, divided along the Ameca River. The bay is home to many wonderful communities and an abundance of natural wonders. In the winter and spring seasons you can witness the awe inspiring beauty of the humpback whales as they calve in the warm waters of the bay, in the summer you can experience the majesty of the sea turtles hatching and returning to their watery world. The fall brings renewed vigour to the mountains and rivers with the fresh rains and revived vegetation. No matter when you visit, Puerto Vallarta and Riviera Nayarit will share their wonders with you. Here is a selection of some of the many things you can do while visiting us. Puerto Vallarta Botanical Gardens – this internationally acclaimed botanical garden has a wonderful selection of orchids, an excellent restaurant situated above a beautiful crook in the river, just south of Le Kliff on your way to El Tuito. $60 pesos gets you in to a full day of natural beauty. Bring bug spray and your swim suit. Hiking from Boca to Las Animas – Head to the parking lot along the river in Boca de Tomatlan, cross the foot bridge and follow the signs as you hike through the jungle along the oceans edge. Pass through a stunning private cove, a coconut plantation, stretches of pristine beach. Expect one to two hours of intermediate difficulty. Be sure to bring water and sturdy shoes. Pull up a recliner at one of the many beach restaurants in Las Animas and make a day of it. Catch the panga back to Boca for $40 pesos. It is not advisable to do this hike during rainy season.

Shopping in the Zona Romantica – this charming neighbourhood is also called Old Town and is a popular residential area for expats and Mexican families. Along the main streets you will find shops galore, filled with wonderful authentic crafts, clothing, jewelry, excellent restaurants, spas, theaters and more. Vibrant and friendly, this area offers an excellent day or two (or more!) of exploring. Close to Los Muertos beach, consider ending your day with a sunset margarita or two at any of the many beachfront restaurants. Sunsets on the Malecon Sitting on the edge of the Pacific Ocean never fails to give us a sunset each night. Grab a seat at any of the number of excellent bars and restaurants along the malecon, order your favourite cocktail and let it all slip away. Once the sun has set, the malecon comes alive with families out for a stroll, plenty of live entertainment and later in the night, the nightclubs beckon. Flea Markets – Haggle your way through the Rio Cuale Flea Market looking for souvenirs – some tacky and some beautiful. From blankets to wrestling masks, cheap sunglasses to hand tooled leather purses or ornately decorated pottery you will be sure to find the perfect gift for those you left back home. Be sure to visit the large two-story Mercado off the bridge - excellent authentic Mexican food can be found on the second floor. Fresh Seafood – The Bay is generous and each day we enjoy plentiful fish and seafood. Head to Bucerias where there are a number of excellent seafood restaurants on the beach serving the days catch. The beach in Bucerias is a pristine eight kms long and an excellent beach to practice Stand-Up Paddle Boarding. During whale season it’s not unusual to see a whales breaching and putting on a show just off the beach. Fresh oysters, a shrimp cocktail or grilled red snapper are some of our favourites. Sayulita – A short 45 minutes north of the Puerto Vallarta International Airport, Sayulita is the

surfers mecca of Riviera Nayarit. A funky town with a wonderful protected beach, this laid-back town has a hippie vibe with the organic cafes and the yoga studios to prove it. Visit the Huichol Cultural Centre for some wonderful hand-made beaded jewelry or grab a surf lesson from one of the many vendors on the beach. Cooking Classes – Recognized as one of the world’s leading cuisines, there are a number of great schools in the Puerto Vallarta area that will teach you how to master tortilla soup, enchiladas, salsas and more. Fresh seafood, abundant fruit and veggies and a sophisticated community make Vallarta a foodies dream destination. Look for a school that will take you to the markets or introduce you to the farmers and fishermen for a truly cultural experience. Don’t want to cook? Try one of the Food Tours available. Eat like a local and for three hours you will enjoy everything from Tacos to Pazole at the food stands and small comidas around town. Galleries – It is said there are more galleries per capita in Puerto Vallarta than any other place in Mexico. Many of these galleries are along the side streets that run through Centro. Stop at the Tourism Office in the Main Plaza for a map or take advantage of their free walking tour. Many galleries carry high quality local crafts, established Mexican and international artists and more. Canopy Tours, Bungee Jumping, Jet Skis – There is something for every daredevil in Puerto Vallarta. The jungle-mountains lend the perfect back drop to zipline canopy tours while the warm ocean waters below are perfect for diving, snorkeling, swimming or renting a jet ski and exploring the coast line. With all of these things to do and much much more, you’ll be wishing you had more time. Don’t despair. We will be here, awaiting your return. Enjoy your time in the beautiful bay and please come back again.

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Volkswagen will enter a self-supply partnership in Mexico before the end of 2013, to source 60% of the country’s electricity from a wind park. ZF Sachs Suspension México, the suspension and shock absorber manufacturer, will invest ten million euros in 2013 to acquire equipment for its plant in El Salto, Jalisco. Royal Dutch Shell discovered a deposit in the Gulf of Mexico with the potential to produce 100 million barrels of oil. It is estimated that the well could contain more than 150 meters of net oil pay. Pemex signed a collaboration agreement with Nacional Financiera (NAFIN) to support its suppliers and production chains with credit and funding. Heliotrop, the French manufacturer of photovoltaic solar systems, signed an agreement with the state of Sonora to establish the bases of an ambitious binational research and development program called “Proyecto 1024 SOLES.” The Danish LEGO will invest 125 million dollars in its plant in Ciénaga de Flores, Nuevo León, where it molds, packages and prepackages its toys for the US market, generating one thousand direct jobs and 300 indirect jobs. American Beef will invest close to 200 million pesos in an expansion project in Lagos de Moreno, Jalisco, over the next three years. Apple Leisure Group, the US tourism firm, will allocate 600 million dollars to build and remodel six hotels in Jalisco, Quintana Roo and Baja California Sur, creating four thousand new jobs. Mondelez International, the US confectionery, food and beverage conglomerate, will invest 450 million dollars to build the largest cookie plant in the world in Nuevo León, creating some 600 direct jobs. The companies that constitute the Mexican Council of Businessmen (CMHN) will inject 27 billion dollars in Mexico.

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Mexico will capture at least 35 billion dollars in foreign direct investment (FDI) in 2013, a record figure for the country, informed the undersecretary of Competitiveness and Standardization of the Ministry of Economy (SE), Rocío Ruiz Chávez. Gross fixed investment in Mexico increased by 5.9% annually in April 2013, its largest expansion in the last six months, informed the National Statistics and Geography Institute (INEGI). Unemployment in Mexico was the third lowest in the Organisation for Economic Cooperation and Development (OECD) in May 2013, recording a 5.1% rate, below the 5.2% recorded in April and the OECD’s average of 8%. Mexico climbed 16 positions in the World Intellectual Property Organization’s (WIPO) Global Innovation Index 2013. Mexico was one of the most relevant emerging markets for the luxury brands sector in Latin America in 2012, recording a 15% growth and generating sales in excess of 12 billion dollars, according to Hays professional recruiting firm. Mexico plans to begin negotiating a commercial agreement with Turkey, the first agreement of its kind with a Muslim country.

resident Peña Nieto declared that with the support of the Legislative Branch, the coordinated work of the three levels of government and the determined participation of the private sector, this will be a good six years for development of tourism in the country. He also confirmed his government’s determination to ensure that Mexico will become a world tourism power. Since the first four months of the year, international tourist arrivals by air increased by 6.3 percent over the same period in 2012. “As a result, foreign exchange earnings from tourism increased by 6.6 percent, exceeding $495 billion USD,” he said. Within this context, he hailed the announcement of the $ 600 million USD to be invested by Apple Leisure Group to develop six tourism projects in three states

Mexico’s agri-food exports reached a total of 8.752 billion dollars during the first three months of 2013, 5.5% more than the same period in 2012, according to data by Banxico. Mexico is the third largest exporter and sixth largest producer of honey worldwide, revealed the Ministry of Agriculture, Livestock, Rural Development, Fisheries and Food (SAGARPA). Mexico is the seventh largest coffee producer worldwide, with 3.5% of global manufacturing, according to data by the National Coffee Association (ANACAFÉ).

Each year, Baja California attracts close to 450 thousand visitors for medical tourism, with an economic spillover that exceeds 89 million dollars, said the state’s secretary of Tourism, Juan Tintos Funcke. Mexico received more than five million international tourists by air during the first five months of 2013, 7.5% more than the same period in 2012, informed the National Immigration Institute (INM). The Ministry of Tourism (SECTUR), the National Tourism Pro-

motion Fund (FONATUR) and the National Commission for the Development of Indigenous Peoples (CDI) will promote the development and competitiveness of Mexico’s indigenous communities through sustainable alternative tourism, ecotourism and rural tourism projects. Members of the Pacific Alliance—Mexico, Colombia, Chile and Peru—will operate a new joint export promotion office in Casablanca, Morocco, during the second half of 2013.

“Earnings from tourism increased by 6.6 %, $495 billion” in the country: Jalisco, Baja California Sur and Quintana Roo, thereby increasing the range of hotels in destinations such as Cancún, the Riviera Maya, Los Cabos and Puerto Vallarta. These resources will be spent on the construction and expansion of world-class resorts that will employ over four thousand people and generate an outlay of over $ 350 million USD during their first year of operations. These projects are in line with the positive moment that Mexico is experiencing, as a global investment destination and an attractive international tourist destination.

The president noted that the next few days will see the announcement of more national investments for this sector in the next few years, “Which will certainly allow us to create an atmosphere of greater trust, showing that Mexico is going through the route of development, growth for social development and greater opportu-

nities for Mexicans.” Stressing that this industry promotes balanced, sustainable regional development to multiply the opportunities for welfare and progress throughout the country, the president said that for the government, developing tourism has the highest priority in public policy and the national agenda.

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“Aeropostale eyes “Mexico highway “Mexico is the expansion into leapfrogs drug lands fund managers’ Mexico this to link 2 seas” favourite” Boston Globe Financial Times 08/07/2013 summer” 06/07/2013 San Francisco Chronicle 01/07/2013

The retailer signed a licensing deal with Distribuidora Liverpool SA de CV that will enable Aeropostale to open shops within Liverpool department stores across Mexico. Teen clothing store chain Aeropostale Inc. will begin opening stores in Mexico as early as this summer. In addition, Aeropostale said it plans to roll out its own stand-alone stores, the first of which is scheduled to open in Santa Fe Mall in Mexico City.

The 230-kilometer-long (140mile) highway will link port cities on the Gulf of Mexico and the Pacific by a mere 12-hour drive, and Mazatlan with San Antonio, Texas, in about the same time. The highway will eventually move 5 million vehicles a year, more than four times the number on the old road, plus more produce and goods from Asia to the Mexican interior and southern U.S.

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China often springs to mind when one hears the words “emerging markets growth”, but it is Mexico that is loved most by fixed income managers–and for some it is a place where they are looking to set up business. A survey in Pensions Week, a sister title of FTfm, of 16 leading emerging market debt funds found Mexico to be the most popular overweight position, just ahead of Russia and Brazil.

“Mexican President Predicts Record Year for Foreign Direct Investment ” Wall Street Journal 01/07/2013 Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto predicted Monday that Mexico will re-

nies expected to invest $35 billion or $40 billion in the countr y.

t was recently revealed that nearly 85% of the tourists in the Puerto Vallarta and Bay area are nationals with the remaining 15% primarily coming from the USA and Canada. To this effect it is important to consider the national tourist likely comprises a significant portion of your tourism based business. A recent survey by consulting firm Accenture conducted in 32 countries, including Mexico, aimed to identifying the expectations of consumers in terms of service, loyalty and satisfaction, and the channels they use to buy in the tourism sector. The survey revealed that in the past year, 32% of Mexicans changed because another company offered the best price and best service, 48% of them said it was a matter of price, while 35% reported that they changed providers because of customer

service. The majority of purchases are made on the Internet (72%), while 21% still use travel agents or the vendor onsite. 65% of Mexican respondents review more than one company before making the purchase of a flight or a hotel reservation. According to the Accenture study, the characteristics the most valued by Mexican tourists were: quality (66%), good service (65%), a variety of products and services (56%) and competitive prices (56%). The study further highlights that the tourism sector must consider the purchasing power of the consumer and that a third of these consumers in both emerging and mature markets, made a travel related purchase in the last six months.

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Apple Leisure Group Announces $600 million dollar investment

hairman of the Board of Directors of Apple Leisure Group Alejandro Zozaya Gorostiza said that the company, “Will continue to work for Mexico and in Mexico” and announced new projects in three states, involving an investment of $600 million USD. He said that the projected investment for the Riviera Maya, Pla-

ya Mujeres and Cozumel, in Quintana Roo, Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco, and Los Cabos, Baja California Sur, “Envisions 1,800 rooms, creating an additional four thousand direct jobs, with estimated annual sales of $237 million USD and an economic impact of an additional $ 356 million USD every year.” Governor of Jalisco, Jorge Aris-

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tóteles Sandoval Díaz, said that his state is working to become one of the best destinations for private investment in tourism because, like the rest of the country, it has a great deal to offer in that area. Jalisco, he explained, attracts over 23 million tourists a year, which helps to provide 8.6 percent of the GDP from national tourism.

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El Salado By Maria Zamora www.bbini.org

id you know there is a mangrove oasis right within the city limits? You have probably driven past it on a nearly daily basis. Did you know it is open to the public and offers guided tours through its channels and paths? Come celebrate the 13th anniversary of Estero El Salado as an Ecologico Conservation Zone on Friday July 26th from 9:00 am to 4:00 pm. They will have free guided boat tours through the estuary’s cannal, interaction with some fauna and recreational activities. They will also be recognizing the individuals, organizations and institutions which have contributed to the conservation of Estero El Salado. Don’t miss it out on a chance to explore “The Salty Estuary”! A great spot for birdwatching, you can also spot crocodiles, iguanas and other reptiles. The Natural Protected Area Estero El Salado was decreed on the 27th of July back in 2000 under the category of Ecological Conservation Zone. It is considered an urban estuary, as it lies within the city of Puerto Vallarta. The 169 protected hectares, of which 112 make up the Ecological Conservation Zone consist mainly of mangrove and marsh vegetation.

Throughout these 13 years they have managed to restore areas where the mangrove forest was damaged, reduced the level of contaminants, identified and monitor species of flora and fauna, developed guided tours and perform permanent inspection and vigilance activities, allowing for the conservation of the NPA. Estero El Salado also hosts wildlife management courses annually, as well as photography courses and this year a documentary making course. The activities are promoted to Puerto Vallarta’s inhabitants, particularly with children in hopes that they will become the guardians of the estuary. It is important to mention that the projects are recognized and approved by a scientific council made up of experts at the national level on diverse topics and that the projects are carried out in collaboration with educational institutions and local government entities, thereby involving the NPA’s activities with diverse stakeholders. If you wish to know more details about Estero El Salados proyects, emai Isabel at isabel@esterodelsalado.org

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10 Mexico Myths

By Aaron Fisher royalclubrealestate.com

ell anyone you are traveling to México, and you’ll get one of two reactions: jealousy or shock. For those who understand that México is a beautiful country for travel and residence, they won’t be surprised that over 1,000,000 foreigners live here part- or full-time. But for those who believe the negative propaganda, it’s time to debunk the 10 Mexico myths. 1. Drugs are everywhere in México – Despite the fact that drugs can be found anywhere in the world, México does get the lion’s share of bad publicity because of its drug cartels. However, the Mexican government is spending billions of pesos to battle drug trafficking and cartel wars. Rest assured, many of México’s destination areas are safe from incidents. In fact, a 2011 study by Thomas Dale & Associates (TDA), “Puerto Vallarta is one of the safest tourist destinations for international and national tourists.” With an estimated over 60,000 U.S. and Canadian citizens living either full- or part-time in Puerto Vallarta, and over 3 million visitors each year, there’s no doubt that the Banderas Bay region is a safe destination. 2. Mexico is too far for me to live – With international airports

in major cities around México, it isn’t difficult to get around. You can leave the snow and ice and plant yourself beachside, enjoying the sun, surf and sand in a matter of four to eight hours. 3. I could be stuck without proper healthcare – México has some of the finest medical institutions and facilities in the world. Canadians come here for medical treatments that would normally take months or years to receive. For a fraction of the cost, US patients are treated to the best quality care from highly trained physicians working in state-of-the-art facilities. 4. Montezuma’s Revenge will take its toll on me in México –What’s commonly referred to as Montezuma’s Revenge is also known as “Traveler’s Diarrhea”. While it’s always smart to wash your hands before meals and disinfect produce with a bio-friendly solution, all tourist destinations provide safe water for their guests. Puerto Vallarta, for instance, has the most advanced water treatment facility south of the border. Some of PV’s residents even get their water straight from the tap. However, all hotels and restaurants use purified water and ice.

El Foco on C7 Radio: OVERVIEW What is an Asociación Civil? How does it affect charitable status? This week at “El Foco” we were visited by Laura Joachin, president of the Puerto Vallarta lawyers bar and of the Puerto Vallarta Navy League, A.C. Laura discussed with us what is an Asociación Civil. This legal entity means that income received by the association must be spent in the activities laid out in their charter. It does not mean that they can issue tax deductible receipts. This capability is achieved by obtaining “donataria autorizada” status. This is issued by the tax offices and restricts the way in which the organizations can use donations even further. These measures protect donors and recipients by helping ensure transparency and efficient use of funds. Don’t forget to listen in with us at 91.9 FM C7 Radio next week at 4:00 pm or 4:50 for our English summary to find out more about the civil sector in the Banderas Bay region.

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Should Montezuma’s Revenge claim you, there are over-thecounter treatments that will get you back on holiday within 24 hours. 5. Mexican taxis could be the end of me – While it’s true that Mexican taxi drivers do like to zip and zoom their way around town, they will get you to your destination safely. In my 10 years of living in Puerto Vallarta, I’ve seen very few taxi-related accidents. Sure, you’ll speed up and down the streets, but your adventure will include one more story to share once you’ve returned home. 6. I could be kidnapped in México – The chances of this are next to nil, but for your peace of mind, it’s always best to travel with someone else or within a group. Keep emergency phone numbers handy.

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8. Someone could steal my identity if I use a bank card – Your identity can be stolen at anytime in any country. If you plan to use your credit or debit card during your stay, be aware of your surroundings. Keep copies of all card numbers and service numbers in a separate location in case you need to call for questions or emergencies. 9. I’m going to have to pay bribes in México – Mordidas, meaning “little bites”, are known as small bribes made to law enforcement. While mordidas have been a part of Mexican culture for generations, the government is working to rid the system of these payoffs. Travelers are advised to keep a stash of smaller denominations ($100-200 pesos) in a separate location in case you’re pulled over and “invited” to make

a contribution. If you’re stopped, you can pay or ask to speak to a commanding officer. 10. Buying a home in México is expensive – The cost of living in México is much less than it is in Canada. If you’re in the market to buy a home, there is something for every budget. What could cost millions back home would cost much less here in México, especially for beachside or ocean view residences. That is why many Canadians are taking advantage of real estate opportunities and buying primary or secondary homes south of the border.

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7. Crime is everywhere – Although it is considered the friendliest city in the world, Puerto Vallarta is not exempt from crime. There is a high presence of city, state and national police, but of the few criminal acts that take place here, most are petty acts. It’s always wise to keep an eye on your belongings and lock your doors.

Layla’s Restaurant Located just off Avenida Mexico, two blocks north of the Malecon at Venezuela 137, Layla’s is a charming new restaurant that holds much more inside than you might expect. Long and narrow, it has cozy seating up front, an open kitchen with sparkling clean appliances and a bar and patio on the second floor. The upstairs patio sits above the trees for a more private atmosphere and has peek-a-boo views to the beach. It is a great spot to enjoy the cooling evenings with a signature Diablo Margarita ($65) – Pineapple, Strawberry with the extra kick of Serrano Pepper and nosh on a couple appetizers like the delicious Apple BBQ Chicken Lollipops ($85) and the crowd favourite, Maseca battered Fried Oysters served with Salsa Mexicana and Chipotle Sauce.($99) Layla’s Restaurant Venezuela 137, centro Call 222-2436 laylasrestaurante.com

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By Marcia Blondin marcia.blondin@ymail.com

The Laughter of the Parent Gods

rt Brooms Mexico are featured this week at the Paradise Community Center’s Saturday Co-op Market. Jeannie, or Juanita as she is known in Yelapa, has been making all kinds of brooms for the last couple of years, experimenting with different natural grasses, coco palm ribs, cactus fibers and more. Juanita makes brooms and brushes for cleaning veggies, back brushes for a good scrub in the shower, nail and hand brushes, fly swatters, fairy brushes (for fantasy friends of youngsters), brushes for artists to add more texture to their paintings and whisks for household cleaning. Juanita says, “People will come with a specific need. For example one lady wanted a bottle brush so I designed a multiple tiered brush with a big tuft of ilillo, a maguey fiber used in rope. It was a success and gave me even more ideas.” Her brooms are the most eye catching for most people with everyone wanting to ride one. She says wryly, “If I had a peso for every bruja (witch) joke....” Jan’s Specialty Condiments are now including Jan’s Honey Mustard. Don’t forget to try her fabulous jalapeno jelly. Barbara is having a half-price sale on some of her earrings, all with natural stones for only $50 pesos! And assorted bracelets for $100 pesos. Check out her hand painted pretty summer tops for women.

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S Head straight for dessert from Mark who has brownies with double chocolate fudge, fruit and almond and almond with chocolate chips. Make sure to have his sausage rolls first; that’s the rule. Torri by the Sea is offering $50 pesos off all of her seaglass earrings. Torri first finds the sea glass on the beaches of Bucerias then pairs them - a daunting task to find two pieces that are compatible - and works her magic with sterling silver, natural stones and shells. This special offer is for this Saturday only. Please remember to drop off your clean clothing donations at Deja New, Jacarandas 280. You can name a charity of your choice - currently, owner Kathleen has over 14 charities with accounts at her store. Pasitos de Luz and CompassioNet are two of her accounts that are in daily need of help. It is truly amazing how many wonderful things come from merely giving up something you don’t wear anymore. Get your family, friends and neighbors involved and donate - make a difference in a child’s life. Deja New Consignment store is open Tuesday to Saturday 11 to 7 pm. That’s it for this week from Canada. To all our Saturday vendors, email me with photos and specials and new projects. I miss all of you!

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o last Friday night my youngest child woke up with a fever. I think I heard her calling, but I’m generally not on night duty, because by the time I am awake enough to realize there’s a problem, my husband is already coming back to bed and all is calm. I hate to say it, but my usual response to “mommmyyyy” is to nudge their daddy with my elbow and mutter “they want you,” (hey, man, you do it too). But this particular Friday night daddy came back to our room to ask where the baby Tempra was. If you want to know the best way to wake a sleepy mom, this is it. Mention that medication is needed for my child, and I can shake off the fog like a fresh-bathed poodle. In our family, a sick child means that there will be a few different things that will go wrong in addition to the sickness. The Parent Gods are cruel, and rub their hands with glee as they throw impossible complications into the whirlwinds that are our lives. I got up in the morning with my Little Miss Merry Sunshine, who, after a rough, feverish night, was interested only in having her chocolate milk and Being. Left. Alone. I obliged, feeling myself as though I’d spent the night playing tag with heavy construction vehicles. My husband headed off to be adored by his appreciative audience at the farmer’s market in Olas Altas, while I stayed home and coaxed my highly unappreciative daughter into her clothes so that we could go see the Nice Doctor. My son, who was not ill but also not unintelligent by any means, was suddenly very cooperative and got ready to go with no complaints. The kid is an expert face-rea-

der, and mine was beginning to twitch in a tell-tale sort of way. We got outside and in that moment I recalled that our car was with the mechanic and wouldn’t be ready until exactly the moment that the doctor’s office was closed. I sighed and went with it, because it’s just part of the sick child package that getting to the doctor would become an Epic Journey and would take about 15 minutes longer than the Tylenol would last. I caught my pants on the taxi door as I pulled the children in with me, but righted myself and on we went. Once the appointment was over, the doctor and I had that Conversation in front of my now sullen child (you all know what I mean, the overly loud, staged one you have with the doctor so your child hears and trembles), “Doctor, what will happen if we refuse to take our medicine?” To which the doctor replied (he always knows his lines, and he has a GREAT delivery) “Oh, why, no problem! Come on back for a

few injections, and everything will be just fine!” We walked out the door and I was again reminded that I was stranded at an out of the way office with my kiddos, one of whom was threatening to sit down and not move until tomorrow. I imagined my husband under a palm tree playing rock and roll and receiving applause and tips. I gritted my teeth and kept walking. “Um, Mommy?” said my eldest, holding his sister’s hand and walking like a trooper to the taxi stand. “Yes, my love.” (I was using that falsetto, chirpy, isn’t this the greatest adventure voice) “I don’t want to embarrass you.” “Thanks darling, you are being a great helper.” “Yeah, um. Thanks. But your pants are ripped and I can see your underwear.” Some would say it was thunder coming from the clouds. But I know the Parent Gods’ laughter when I hear it.

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PV Sea Dive By Erin Staley oldtownfm.com

Groovin’

very Saturday, talented musicians from all over North America entertain Market shoppers with toe tappin’ pop, rock, blues and international rhythms. We applaud their talents and thank them for keeping us movin’ and groovin’ all season long.

Chris Kenny

Chris Kenny, singer/songwriter, delivers a diva-like musical experience with a broad range of cover material and original hits. Her powerful, heartfelt vocal style is truthful and captivating, influenced by the great ladies of jazz and blues. As a worldwide performer, Kenny has shared the stage with leading recording artists including Jeff Healey, Fathead, Jack de Keyzer, Chuck Jackson and members of the Downchild Blues Band.

Kim Kuzma

Kim Kuzma lends her powerful vocals to pop, dance, jazz, holiday, anthem and adult contemporary selections. As Canada’s

Best Independent Artist (2001), she continues to create new ballads and albums while collaborating with other artists to create remixed pop songs and original dance music. Kuzma brings her charismatic stage presence and upbeat rhythms to stages throughout Europe and in North and South America.

pazzo transforms into a sultry songstress. Joined by guitarist Jorge Hernandez, this duo will lose you in their hypnotic rendition of popular smooth jazz cover titles from the 60’s.

Bobby Tansen and Chango Marango

When the Vega brothers take the stage, it’s a lively day at the Old Town Farmer’s Market. Victor is Los Unos Band’s front man and plays electric guitar; Mauricio masterfully plays the flute and bass guitar; and Sergio shows off his skills with the flute and acoustic guitar. Together, they delight crowds with favorites from various rock, Latin American and Flamenco playlists.

Bobby Tansen – singer, guitarist, saxist and traversal flautist – is somewhat of an institution in the Vallarta music scene. This Scottish born entertainer lends his soulful approach to original compositions as well as unplugged pop, rock, 60’s, 70’s and covers from greats like the Beatles and Paul Simon. You can often find Tansen performing solo or teaming up with Chango Marango to entertain music lovers all along the Banderas Bay.

Alberto Mejia

Texas Embassy Blues Band

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Alberto Mejia is one of Vallarta’s leading mariachi and orchestra vocalists. A natural Don Juan of musical romance, Mejia specializes in Mexican Folk music, both the treasured classics and the latest hits. His magnetic stage presence draws in the audience for a shared musical experience.

Don and Rhonda

Don and Rhonda have been harmonizing in Puerto Vallarta for over twenty years. Don Pope enjoyed an extensive career performing classical Indian ragas in England and Canada. As members of the fusion group, “The Third Eye,” he and Rhonda Padmos, a classically trained pianist and jazz vocalist, toured India. Their performing adventure led them to Puerto Vallarta as entertainers on the Love Boat. Today, they are often found performing in local venues as a duo or with their band, Katmandu.

Sylvie and Jorge

Most Saturdays, you can find Sylvie Scopazzo selling her Organ-Ick dog and cat treats at the Market. However, on days when she is scheduled to perform, Sco-

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If you love the blues, check out Nacho Daddy Restaurant and Bar’s house band, Texas Embassy Blues Band. This crowd-pleasing ensemble features the diverse talents of John Swanson (guitar), Miguel Cervantes (bass) and Enrique Jimenez (drums) and Nacho Daddy owner, Sean Moore, who rounds out their soulful sound with his husky lead vocals. Joining them on stage is Tex-Mex rocker, Joe “King” Carrasco, and band mates: Lisa York (keyboard) and Steve York (bass). So grab a dancing partner and join us this Saturday at the Old Town Farmers’ Market for a rockin’ good time. The entertainment stage is on Basilio Badillo across from Nacho Daddy. Also, be sure to mark your calendar as next Saturday (July 27) is the final Market day for this season. Located along Basilio Badillo between Olas Altas and Pino Suarez, the Old Town Farmers’ Market - Tianguis Cultural will be open from 9:30 am to 2 pm. For more information, visit www.oldtownfm. com or “like” us on Facebook.

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Reasons why you shouldn´t learn to dive!

have had a fun few days this week teaching a very good friend of mine to dive! This woman is one of the toughest people I have ever met, but putting scuba gear on and descending to the 4 foot end of the pool scared the living daylights out of her. First, she said she felt claustrophobic, then the mask didn´t fit, then the sun was too hot, then the pressure of the water was too heavy, and the list went on! Oh my gosh. First, water is see through and the pool is a big space, so I wasn´t buying that one. The fifth mask fit. Finally, underwater the temperature of the sun subsided and I blew some bubbles to make the water lighter. What a princess! As an instructor, it is my job to use my knowledge and teaching skills to get my students into a position where they are so comfortable and at ease with what is going on, that they will be able to learn how to scuba dive and forget about any worries or concerns. As a student, it seemed to be her job to defy me at every turn. She said her heart was saying she wanted to do it, but her head was having a battle with the heart, and I needed to make sure the heart won that battle. One of the toughest skills to get through on the open water course is removing and replacing your mask underwater. I demonstrated this skill, super slow, and then asked her to do it. Because she couldn´t do it with one breath, she stood up. Upon questioning, she said I did it with one breath, and if I could, that is how she wanted to! I was up against the odds here, trust me. This set the tone for the rest

of the training. I am not complaining that a student wanted to learn everything to complete perfection, but, I have been doing this for many years, and am as happy underwater as I am on land. So, for someone who had many concerns, this was a battle and I was not sure it was one I was going to win. Each skill was taught, and each concern overcome, until we finally completed the pool training I still remember what it is like to be a student diver, and I had all of these concerns. We know we cannot breathe underwater, but now we can. We cannot fly, but now we can. The psychological barriers that are in us make teaching scuba diving a challenge, but hey, challenges are what make us all tick, and the achievement of overcoming our fears makes us grow and gives us confidence. Seeing someone do something they didn´t think they could do is the very reason I love being a scuba instructor. We are off to the ocean tomorrow to complete dives one and two of the course. Please wish me luck!

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Fore! The golfer’s paradise By Joel Hansen

am lucky enough to squeeze a round or two of golf in when I am inclined, and I am lucky enough to live in a country with some of the best courses in the world. I recently spent some time in Cabo San Lucas, where they have fourteen of the most amazing, breath-taking and difficult courses, within thirty minutes of the city. I have managed to lose a few balls and luck my way into a couple of birdies on many of them and every time I play a round I feel blessed. Back in Canada I never golfed as much as I wanted too, I could never find the time, something always came up. But when we relocated to Puerto Vallarta, I vowed that I would make time for golf. I

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am still busy here in Mexico, but I made the choice to find the time to play and I am glad I have. This country has some amazing courses, from Cabo San Lucas to the Yucatan, there are some outstanding places to play. Cabo Real on the Baja, Myokoba on the Yucatan, Tamarindo south of Manzanillo all stand out in my memory and the Country Club at Lake Chapala with its collection of Canadian and American misfits who always welcome me and invite me and (anyone else) to play in their weekly scrambles is another favourite. Locally, I enjoy playing Litibu, at $800 pesos it was a great value to play the Greg Norman design however the recent (seemingly random) increase in green fees has tempered that enthusiasm. The two tracks at the Four Seasons in Punta Mita are, in my

humble opinion, not to be missed and are probably my two favourite courses. I prefer the Nicklaus designed Pacifico course but you can’t go wrong playing the Bahia either. The cost of playing at Punta Mita isn’t cheap, but if you are visiting Puerto Vallarta and you are a golfer that has never played at Punta Mita be sure to put it on your list of things to do. It is more than worth it to drive the green at Three, the signature, Tail of the Whale hole, a feat I have managed to accomplish once. There are many other great courses in the area, El Tigre and Vista are both high on my list. If you play Punta Mita be sure to talk to Phil the head pro for some local advice and don’t forget your camera, you are going to want to commemorate the round.

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LGBT PV News The LGBT business association, ACT LGBT (formerly known as GEGPV) has formally changed its name to ACT LGBT. ACT will be sponsoring Vallarta Pride 2014 and the planning and action committee will be formed in the near future. ACT also plans on legalizing and developing a formal membership package starting this October. Other future plans include a 3 day “Day of the Dead” event weekend, tentatively titled the Los Muertos Festival. ACT hopes to work with other

LIVE MUSIC VENUES Please be sure to contact the venue to confirm all events. La Bodeguita Del Medio Paseo Diaz Ordaz 858, Malecon” 322.223.1583 Tues-Sun 9:30 2:00 am El Jardin del Pulpo Coral 66, La Cruz de Huanacaxtle” 329.295.5071 10:30 am 12.30 pm

business associations to create new and support existing activities surrounding this unique cultu-

ral heritage of Mexico to create a festival which will garner national and international attention.

IFC Invites you to Celebrate Christmas in July! by Janie Albright Blank

ho needs snow?! The International Friendship Club (IFC) is hosting a festive evening at the River Café on Saturday, July 20th including a Holiday dinner with all the trimmings! Get in the spirit joining with your family and friends in Vallarta to celebrate – best part is no need to wear a Christmas sweater and no presents to buy! However if you bring a new children’s toy or toiletry item you will be entered

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in a special raffle. There will also be live entertainment and a mini fashion show with “seasonal fashions” from Carol’s Boutique. A welcome cocktail is included and the cocktail hour begins at 6:30 followed by dinner at 7:30. The elegant meal begins with assorted lettuce, spiced cheese, plantain banana, grilled Chistorra and apple vinaigrette followed by hand-carved slices of tender oven-roasted turkey paired with roasted garlic mashed potatoes and grilled vegetables, served

Beautiful Collies looking for a foster home A pair of Norwegian Collies have been found in Tepic. They are being transported to Puerto Vallarta and require fostering until the summer travel restrictions are lifted when they will be flown to Canada by the No Borders Animal Rescue Society (No Bars). Very attached to one another, this is likely a brother and sister that appear to be about one year old and in good health. This particular breed is very smart, great family dog and perfect for those with an active lifestyle. If you are interested in fostering these dogs please contact Marilyn Khan at exkhan@usfamily.net.

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with a side of house-made apple sage stuffing and cranberry mango chutney. Dessert will be pumpkin spice crème brûlée, a house-made pumpkin spice custard baked and topped with caramelized sugar. The cost is $350 pesos and includes tax and tip. A Vegetarian menu is also available. As always, proceeds go to fund the Cleft Palate Program and other charities supported by the IFC. Phone: 322222-5466. Website: ifcvallarta.com. Email: ifcvallarta@gmail.com.

La Palapa Pulpito#103, Playa los Muertos” 322.222.5225 Mon-Sun 8:00am 1:00pm Benito’s Paninoteca Bar Nima Bay, Local 12, Marina Vallarta” 322.209.0287 El Patio de mi Casa Guerrero 311 esq. Matamoros 322.222.0743 Encore Lazaro Cardenas51, Bucerias 329.298.0140 Wed-Mon 9:00 am 10:00 pm India Gate Allende 124 Centro 322.223.2424 Mon-Sat 3:00 pm 11:00 pm The River Café Isla del Rio Cuale Local4 Centro 322.223.0788 Vitea Libertad Edificio Malecon 2, Centro” 322.222.8703

El Rio BBQ Bar Felipe Angeles 245 Col Paso Ancho 322.184.1200 Tue-Sun 11:00 am 7:00pm Las Adelitas Av. Fluvial Vallarta 234 322.293.7778 Beboteros Diaz Ordaz 565 Malecon 322.113.0099 Café Roma Encino 287 Centro Mon-Sun 10:pm -3:00 am Murphy’s Irish Pub Morelos 484 Altos 1, Centro 322.113.0373 Philo’s Delfin15, La Cruz de Huanacaxle”329.295.5068 Thu-Sat 8:30 pm Barcelona Tapas Matamoros esq 31 de Octubre Centro 322.223.0831 El Dorado Pulpito # 102, Playa los Muertos”322.222.4124 Que? Pasa Aquiles Serdan 625, Col Emiliano Zapata 322.223.4006 Trio Guerrero 264 Centro 322.222.2196 Mon-Sat 7:30 pm

PVSPCA ADORABLE DOGS IN THE SPOTLIGHT... Bart is a Boxer mix and weighs 21 kilos or 46 pounds. The American Kennel Club has this to say…..”The well-conditioned middleweight athlete of dogdom, the Boxer is a powerful dog with an intelligent and alert expression. While they are instinctive guardians, the Boxer loves to be with his people.” Based on our experience we can tell you that Bart is a good natured and loving dog who gets along with all the other dogs. Please contact us at spcapv@gmail.com.

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The Curse of the Guachimontones By Joel Hansen Originally published in Mexi-Go! Magazine

he Los Guachimontones (wha-tchi-mon-tones) and I have a bit of a checkered past. I have attempted to visit them on at least a half dozen other occasions before I finally found success. Sometimes while in Guadalajara for business I would simply run out of time to see them. Once I tried to see them only to have the transmission on my relatively new and reliable car breakdown. Then during Semana Santa , bound and determined, I left Puerto Vallarta with more then twelve hours to make the four hour journey, only to arrive at the gates well past closing and no amount of pleading or offering of “donations” was going to get me past the gatekeepers. This is more a statement on the craziness of choosing to drive anywhere in Mexico during holy week then it is of the policies of the UNESCO heritage site, but none the less I felt like my attempts to visit Los Guachimontones were being thwarted by powers beyond my control.

Not to be denied, rising early and rousing my ten-year-old son and amateur archaeologist, we headed north from Ajijic towards Guadalajara, then west to the lakefront town of Teuchitlán, which was in the midst of a fiesta judging by all the streamers and the carnival rides in the plaza. The Los Guachimontones sits about a kilometer outside of the town plaza. As we drove up to the parking lot we passed by a tour bus struggling to make its way down the curvy, narrow road, and I was concerned about the site being overflowing with visitors but knew there was hope that we would finally see these 3500 year old pyramids. We found a few cars in the lot, and after purchasing a bottle of water for the twenty minute hike to the site, we headed out. As we climbed up the paved path we met a couple from Guadalajara struggling to ride their bicycles while simultaneously trying to enjoy a can of Estrella and take a photo of themselves overlooking the panoramic view while riding their bicycles and enjoying that can of Estrella. My son offered to snap the picture for them and they were

happy to tell us that this was their tenth visit to Los Guachimontones, and they often come just to have a picnic among the ruins. Leaving the happy couple we made our way to the first smaller pyramid which is more of a burial mound and I could see Max was a little disappointed, however that quickly changed when we caught our first glimpse of the 60-foot main pyramid and the rest of the “town”. Entering into the site we come across the ball field that at one time was the largest in Mesoamerica at 110 meters long. The game, ullamaliztli, was played with a heavy round stone covered in natural rubber which players could hit with their hips. All the male skeletons found at the Teuchitlán site have broken hips. The game was played from sun up to sun down and often used as a way to settle political disputes. At the end of the day, the captain of the winning team would receive the great honor of losing his life as a sacrificial offering. Leaving the court with the thought that maybe second best was ok, we caught sight of the main pyramid.

We walked in a clock-wise motion around the main pyramid, down the boulevards, until we had circled the entire site. I began to notice Max pushing and prodding on various rocks, so I asked what he was doing. “Looking for a hidden passageways obviously” was his sarcastic answer, indicating that I was an idiot for not thinking of it first. The Los Guachimontones site was only really discovered by the archaeology community recently and the story of how Phil Weigand and his wife, art historian Celia García de Weigand made the ruins of Guachimontones their life work is legendary now. In 1963, Celia and Phil were on vacation in the Tequila Valley near the small town of Teuchitlán. During the trip, she discovered a number of large obsidian blades at the bottom of a natural swimming hole. (Obsidian was highly valued in pre metal cultures for its ability to hold razor-sharp edges.) The find intrigued Phil, then an archaeology field assistant in Zacatecas. Together the couple located a huge obsidian workshop, where millions of blades and sha-

rp pieces of rock were piled up to three feet deep across two acres at the foot of the extinct Tequila volcano. Archaeologists already knew of the region’s ancient shaft tombs. Dating to the first centuries A.D., these tombs had small burial chambers at the bottom of vertical cuts up to 60 feet deep. Many had already been plundered of their valuables, including nearly life-size seated figures, at the beginning of the twentieth century. But despite the sophistication of the tombs and figures, the area was still widely considered a cultural backwater compared to Mexico’s Central Valley and the Yucatán. In archaeological terms, the tombs existed in a vacuum. Virtually nothing was known about the people who made them. “We planned to spend a summer, or at most two,” Phil says of their initial project in the valley. That changed when they discovered remnants of large, round buildings scattered around the region. Nothing like them had ever been seen before in Mexico--or anywhere else. During their first field season in

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Fun on the Riviera Nayarit 1970, the Weigands examined aerial photos of the valley. “We found hundreds of buildings shaped like concentric circles, mostly around the volcano,” Phil says. “They were everywhere!” A 217-acre site above the town of Teuchitlán called Los Guachimontones was especially interesting. After struggling up the side of the volcano, Phil recalls, “We finally reached a circular compound whose beauty, symmetry, and monumentality far exceeded the expectations we had formed from the aerial photographs.” Huge circular structures covered with vegetation sat on a natural platform overlooking a wide, lush valley. Though local farmers knew the site, it was virtually unknown to the outside world, archaeologists included. The Weigands had discovered a new civilization, one to which they devoted the next 30 years of their lives. What they had found was a ceremonial center, the heart of what

the Weigands named the Teuchitlán tradition. This complex society, responsible for the area’s shaft tombs, reached its peak between 200 B.C. and A.D. 350, when more than 50,000 people may have lived within 15 miles of the Tequila volcano. At its height, the Teuchitlán tradition was the cultural center of West Mexico, with unique, complex architecture and a trade network that stretched from Guatemala to Arizona. 1 Max and I spent a number of hours exploring the ruins, and in that time we rarely spoke, only to answer his questions, “What God did they worship here?” “Mainly a god named Ehecatl” “Was there lots of bloody sacrifice like with the Aztecs?” “Not really, Ehecatl was a peaceful god, mostly they burned corn to him” I could tell that this answer didn’t satiate his video game induced ADD, so I told him about the Voladores and how each one of the round pyramids once had a pole in the center of it and the “birdmen” would tie

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themselves to these poles and fly around in honor of Ehecatl the god of wind. We had seen the birdmen of Veracruz ceremony before and the thought of a man flying around the top of the sixty-foot pyramid seemed to appease his need for action and the lack of sacrifices. On our return to the car we reflected on the fact that we had enjoyed the site almost exclusively to ourselves and that I had finally made it to Los Guachimontones without incident.... or so I thought. Returning to the town of Teuchitlán for a much-deserved Tecate (and limonada for the boy) we watched the final of the Euro champions’ league in a packed cantina of mostly Chelsea fans. When it was discovered that I was cheering for Bayern Munich the good natured teasing began....of course the curse wouldn’t have been complete without my team losing heartbreakingly in penalty shots and the entire bar exploding in celebration with many jubilant smirks directed towards me.

By Cat Morgan www.rivieranayaritfun.com Volunteering in Your Community is the Way To Go! It’s the second week of the BBCC's (Bucerias Bilingual Community Center) Kids Summer Program, and it’s been a whole lot of fun being here, working with the children and other volunteers. The kids have been having a great time in a variety of classes; yoga, swimming, sculpture, dancing, English, art and crafts and bird watching. Although my life is jam packed, I really wanted to volunteer for something with the BBCC's children's summer program. It’s a great way to help in the community, and being interactive and working hands-on with the kids is fun for me. Last week I enjoyed being one of the volunteers for the swimming class. We had 27 children! I was able to teach four of the older boys three new swim strokes, floating and how to tread water. They did a great job learning the new techniques. I am privileged to be teaching them another swimming class this Friday. I also volunteered to help out with the bird watching class that was taught by Luis Morales from San Pancho (San Francisco, Nayarit) where he heads up the non-profit organization San Pancho Bird Observatory, which is only the second bird observatory in Mexico at this time. The observatory will be in full swing come this coming season. It started in 2007 with the creation of the San Pancho Birding Club founded by Luis and his wife Wendy Pasco. Luis travels to schools and community centers all over the Riviera Nayarit and beyond, providing environmental education and training on birds and nature. Watching the kids look through the binoculars with their smiling faces was wonderful and heart-warming as we walked up the arroyo in Bucerias in search

of birds. I took tons of great photos! You can view all of the photos from the BBCC's photo gallery on the RivieraNayaritFun.com website, listed under non-profit organizations.

Support San Pancho Bird Observatory Being a non-profit organization, the San Pancho Birding Observatory is in need of support. Monies of course are the obvious way to help. You can also help by donating books or binoculars. Some of the owners of rentals in San Pancho are donating a percent of the rental fee. What a great idea! Invite Luis Morales to your community center or school. The kids really loved learning about birds, and had a great time bird watching. "The San Pancho Bird Observatory (SPBO) is a grass-roots, non-profit organization. Our mission is to achieve bird conservation through science, education and community development " Please contact Luis Morales to find out more about possible ways to participate and contribute to the San Pancho Birding Observatory. If you have not yet tried volunteering for your community center, give it a go...you'll be surprised how much you can help to create change in someone's life.

Cat Morgan owns the RivieraNayaritFun Regional Network Contact her with any questions or Riviera Nayarit news at Cat@ RivieraNayaritFun.com

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he Riviera Nayarit and the Bahía de Banderas are home to great destinations like Puerto and Nuevo Vallarta, Bucerías, Punta de Mita and Sayulita and this area is now the hotbed for SUP (Stand Up Paddleboarding) in Mexico. SUP is perhaps the fastest growing water sport in the world. It is accomplished by standing feet-square and shoulder-width apart on an oversized surfboard and then propelling yourself over the water with a long, canoe-like paddle. In addition to being addictively fun, much of the popularity is due to SUP’S versatility. Unlike surfing, where wave conditions can make or break your day, you can SUP in almost every condition the ocean can throw at you, from riding waves - both big and small, paddling on open ocean or calmer bays, and now increasingly, on inland lakes, rivers and even light rapids. This has enthusiasts, young and old, from Saskatoon to Sayulita, stoked on SUP. As popularity of the sport and the many different ways to enjoy SUP expands, so does the variety of board shapes and sizes being offered.

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Like cross-country vs. downhill skis; in SUP, longer, narrower boards (up to fourteen ft long) are better suited for gliding across flat water and shorter boards (as short as seven ft) are best for manoeuvring on waves. Wider, thicker boards offer better stability for beginners and can float heavier weights. These are also perfect for bigger boned riders or those looking to bring along extra weight like kids, dogs or even camping gear. Further pushing the boundaries of SUP, there are now fitness boards that come equipped with extra padding and tie downs for resistance bands, to perform yoga and Pilates while balancing on the water, and oversized, super-stable boards with mounts for your fishing rod and tie downs for your catch. Regardless of the application you choose, SUP will always involve using your core stabilizer muscles to balance, and every other muscle to paddle, making it a truly amazing full-body workout. For this reason it has become the new favourite cross-training sport for personal trainers of the stars, who are looking for the perfect body, and for professional

athletes seeking that extra edge on the competition. Perhaps the most important component of any fitness regimen is that SUP is really enjoyable and ensures not only large doses of exercise but also fresh air and fun. Despite being a great workout, SUP is easy to learn. You first start on your knees and then work towards standing. Most beginners pick up the basics quickly and find themselves standing and paddling in the first hour. Now with SUP shops popping up all across Canada, you can practice the sport practically anywhere that has some (unfrozen) water and then apply those skills while on your next Mexican beach vacation. Sayulita has one of the most consistent surf breaks in the area and one of the best surf cultures in all of Mexico. Sayulita will always be a surf town first but it has also totally embraced SUP with many of the local surfers competing nationally and internationally in SUP. Sayulita is the perfect place to rent a paddle board and take a lesson or even check out a pro-competition, like the annual

Punta Sayulita Longboard and SUP Classic. Sayulita might be the SUP epicenter in Mexico but the love of the sport extends throughout the bay. One of the best SUP companies in all of Mexico is Pacific Paddle out of nearby Bucerias. Canadian-born owner Adam Finer is a true pioneer of SUP in Mexico and was the first to bring a SUP board here in 2006. As more and more amigos took notice of Adam having a blast on his SUP, so did their requests for him to supply them with boards of their own. Soon Adam was making regular road trips to the States and importing boards for friends. As the demand became greater than his truck could hold, Adam decided to become a distributer. Today his shop sells more paddleboards than anyplace in Mexico and has expanded to offer sales and rentals in Sayulita and Punta de Mita. Whether you are about to dip your paddle for the first time or you have already taken the plunge, you will be sure to find many great ways to be stoked about SUP during your next vacation to the Riviera Nayarit.

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Riviera Nayarit recognized by international media In Riviera Nayarit luxury is our nature, and this luxury can also be enjoyed at St Regis Punta Mita, which has been included in the World’s Best 50 Hotels, according to a survey made among international readers of Travel + Leisure. Also, MexicoDestinos.com listed the Riviera Nayarit as one of the most romantic getaways in the country. Travel + Leisure is one of the most influential international publications in the travel industry. For the last 18 years, this popular publication has conducted a survey among its readers to rank hotels around the world, in order to generate a list of the best properties. This year, ROI Research International conducted the surveys between January and March, and after removing all votes issued by travel industry professionals, it published the results this July.

Bay of Banderas Bartenders place second A Melon Palmer Gustavo Limón Ingredients: 1 oz Vodka Karat ½ oz Melon Liquor 1 oz Orange Juice Juice of 34 limes ¾ oz reduction of Black Tea Candied lemon peel

Travel Weekly praises safety in Riviera Nayarit Travel Weekly, one of the most influential media among travel agents across the US, recently praised Riviera Nayarit as one of the safest destinations in Mexico. The article, that explains all about the latest travel warning for Mexico issued by the US Estate Department, emphasizes that Riviera Nayarit is remains exempt of any warnings or advisories.

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Preparation: Pour Vodka, Melon Liqueur, orange juice and lime juice in a shaker with ice, shake vigorously. Strain and serve in martini glass. Put the caramelized lemon peel for decoration and finish with the black tea reduction.

wo months of tasting more than 300 different combinations during semi-final events in Vallarta, Mexico City and Cancun, narrowed the competition to twelve semi-finalists whose impressive skills could

turn a drink into an experience. The sixth edition of the Karat Vodka Bartender Tournament was held at Hard Rock Hotel Cancun where the winners were announced. The winners of this tournament were Jose Ruiz Solis with

Bouquet of Roses cocktail from Mocambo Restaurant in Cancun and Samuel Ayala Hernandez, with the cocktail Bloody Shot Karat from the China Grill Restaurant in Mexico City. The second place went to our

very own Gustavo Limón with his Melon Palmer Cocktail of Restaurante Raixes of La Cruz, Nayarit and Jovanni Mendoza Diego with his Catarina Cocktail from the popular Mezcalini Bar in Puerto Vallarta.

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For visitors to Puerto Vallarta who wish to do a good deed for the less privileged in our paradise, this is a list of some of the many organizations that could benefit from such kind gestures. If you would like your organization recognized here, please email details to editor @vallartatribune.com.

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form their own lives. Bookmobile, homes, jobs creation, loans, English & computer classes, emergency food, medicine & clothing, etc. Tax-deductible in Canada & the U.S. Cell: (322) 133-7263. ric@4compassion.org Cruz Roja (Red Cross) - Handles hospital and emergency service in Vallarta. It is the only facility that is authorized to offer assistance to injured people on the street. Contact: 222-1533, 222-4973

Asilo San Juan Diego Home for the elderly - Contact: Lupita Sanchez Covarrubias 222-1257 or malupita88@hotmail. com or www.mexonline.com\asilosanjuandiego.htm

Desarrollo Integral de la Familia (DIF) A municipal service, part of the federal System of Family Services that assists not only in times of emergency, but also with ongoing education, health, and training programs for the whole family. Contact City Hall 222-0058

Banderas Bay Women’s Shelter - Safe shelter for women & children victims of domestic violence. Enables women to become financially independent through jobs, education and non-interest micro loans, professional counseling for them & their children. www.compassionforthefamily.org

Desayunos para los Niños de Vallarta A.C. Feeding programs, education programs, day care centers for single mothers Candelaria 143 Col. Barrio Santa María Phone: 22 343 11 or 22 225 72 www.facebook.com/ desayunosninosvallarta Discapacitados de Vallarta, A.C. (DIVAC) association of handicapped individuals dedicated to helping one another. - Contact: Ivan Applegate at 221-5153.

Becas Vallarta, A.C. – Provides scholarships to approximately 300 high school and university students. Donations are tax-deductible in Mexico and the USA. Polly Vicars at (322) 223-1371 or Buri Gray at (322) 221-5285. www.puerto-vallarta. com/amf

Families At The Dump, Ac Foundation Supporting the families living in the landfill or garbage dump in Puerto Vallarta thru eduation and sustainable opportunities. FAD is tax deductible in Canada, USA & Mexico. www.familiesatthedump.org info@familiesatthedump.org or 297-7425

Bucerias Bilingual Community Center support Local families in Bucerias. 16 de Septiembre at calle Matamoros www.buceriasbilingualcommunitycenter.org

GrupoEcològico de Puerto Vallarta – Contact: R.C. Walker at 222-0897, rc_ walkermx@yahoo.com.mx

Casa Hogar - A shelter dedicated to improving the lives of orphaned, abandoned, disadvantaged or vulnerable children.- Contact: Luz Aurora Arredondo at 221-1908, Rita Millan (322) 141-6974. casamaximocornejo@gmail.com Centro Comunitario SETAC-GLBT Provides essential services to the GLBT community, including physical & mental health treatment and referrals, education & recreation, free AA meetings, English classes, HIV testing and counseling. Paco Arjona 224-1974 or paco@setac.com.mx Clinica de Rehabilitación Santa Barbara - Rehabilitation of the handicapped. Contact: Laura Lopez Portillo Rodriguez at 224-2754. CompassionNet Impact - Strategic partnerships & programs that provide for people living in chronic poverty to trans-

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Non-Profit and Charitable Organizations

American Legion Post 14: Contributes through fund raising resources and manpower to improve Day Cares, Senior Homes, Schools for the Disabled and Deaf, Public Schools in rural areas and other private institutions needing building maintenance www.americanlegion14.org

Asociación Down - The Foundation for assistance to persons with Down’s Syndrome – Contact: Ana Catalina Eisenring at 224-9577.

Horizonte de Paz: Offers a safe, gay-friendly healing shelter for men of all ages who are troubled with alcohol & drug addiction. Need non-perishable foods, clothing, shoes, school & art supplies, gym equipment. Contact Donato Schimizzi: 322 199 9523 or Roberto: 281 0644 dschimizzi@yahoo.com La Brigada de la Basura A weekly meeting of neighborhood children to clean Vallarta Streets. Contact Que?Pasa 223-4006 Navy League - Meets and greets visiting Naval vessels from all nations, assists in the transportation of donated medical supplies from the U.S., organizes work groups to paint and repair schools and other public/charitable facilities, and operates the local Toys for Tots program. Contacts: Bill Clark at 222 3616 or Jerry Lafferty at 221 6156. www.vallartanavyleague.org.

New Life Mexico - A British Charity working in Mexico. Challenging Child Poverty with Health and Education Programmes. Contact Philippa.VernonPowell@facebook.com

become employable by the major industry here in Puerto Vallarta – tourism: Math, English and computer programs a priority. 100% goes to the kids. www.kids.romamexico.com

Pasitos de Luz (Mamas Unidas por la Rehabilitación de sus Hijos) - substitute home for low income children with any type of handicap, offers rehabilitation services and special support to their families. 299-4146. www.pasitosdeluz.org

The International Friendship Club (IFC) - A registered charitable organization in Mexico listed as Club Internacional de la Amistad de Puerto Vallarta A.C. The IFC supports the Cleft Palate Surgery Program & families in need. Funds are raised through Membership & Home Tours. - 322-222-5466. www.ifcvallarta.com. ifcvallarta@gmail.com.

Pro Biblioteca de Vallarta - Raises funds for Los Mangos Public Library. Tax-deductible receipts for Mexico and USA. Contacts: Ricardo Murrieta at 224-9966 or Jimmie Ellis at 222-1478. Proyecto Pitillal, “Busca un Amigo” Association created by underprivileged mothers of paralyzed children who need society’s help. Contact: 299-4495. Puerto Vallarta Garden Club: Beautify and protecting the environment. Open to all. Mtgs held at Paradise Community Center, third Thursday every month at 11am from October to May. www.vallartagardenclub.com PuRR Project - A no-kill cat shelter with approx. 250 resident felines living in a natural environment, un-caged, kittens in the Kitten Nursery, on-site clinic with daily veterinarian services. www.purrproject.com Refugio Infantil Santa Esperanza Shelter for children. Donations are tax-deductible in Canada and the U.S. Contact: Madre Mari at 222-7857 or Sudy Coy at 222-5765. www.ccshf.ca Roma’s Kids - Educate the children of the Volcanes and surrounding area, to provide them with the skills necessary to

Toys for Tots Vallarta - Is a non-profit organization that is celebrating 15 years in Puerto Vallarta. Distributes toys and constructs playgrounds for less-advantaged kids in the Puerto Vallarta area during the Christmas holiday period. Contact: Jerry Lafferty 322 221 6156 or Lourdes Bizarro lourdes.bizarro@marriotthotels.com. SPCA PV – Provides private vet costs for rescued animals, volunteers to create & maintain a data base of adoptions, to walk dogs at the foster home, Casita de Guadalupe, foster homes for dogs & cats, trap & release program for feral cats, etc. www.spcapv.com Un MañanaBrillante (A Brighter Tomorrow) - Partnership of Americans and Canadians to support the ColegioMexicoAmericano. Contact: Margi Baughman mach1@prodigy.net.mx or David Bender dbender@prodigy.net.mx Vallarta Botanical Gardens - To build Mexico’s greatest botanical, research & education of plant life, city beautification programs, bird watching, etc. Donations to the Vallarta Botanical Gardens are tax deductible in the USA. Contact: 223-6182 or info@vallartabotanicalgardensac.org.

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Challenge your brain! Sudoku is easy to play and the rules are simple. Fill in the blanks so that each row, each column, and each of the nine 3x3 grids contain only one of each of the numbers 1 through 9.

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HUB-WORDS How many words can you make from the letters in the wheel? Each word must contain the hub letter G. Can you find a 9-letter word and at least 20 other words of five letters or more avoiding proper nouns?

ENIGMATIC Some other words of four letters or more containing the hub letter G: cage, gain, gait, game, gate, gent, geta, gnat (UK), giant, icing, image, magic, mange, tinge, acting, aiming, citing, eating, enigma, ignite, magnet, mating, taming, timing, imagine, mintage, teaming, magnetic. How many words can you make from the letters in the wheel? Each word must contain the hub letter H. Can you find a 9-letter word and at least 20 other words of five letters or more avoiding proper nouns?

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Volcanoes Can you find the volcanoes hidden in the box? They may be horizontal, vertical, diagonal, forwards or backwards. BEERENBERG, COTOPAXI, EREBUS, ETNA, FUJI, HEKLA, HUALALAI, IZALCO, KILAUEA, KILIMANJARO, KRAKATAU, LLAIMA, MAKUSHIN, PINATUBO, POAS, POPOCATEPETL, SANTORINI, STROMBOLI, TAMBORA, VESUVIUS.

PARACHUTE Some other words of five letters or more containing the hub letter H: chart, cheap, cheat, chert, chute, earth, hater, heart, parch, patch, peach, perch, ratch, reach, retch, teach, theca, preach, chapeau, chapter, chateau, trachea.

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The Natural Beauty of OUR Mountain

Plants

2000

Mammals

Birds

300

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Amphibians and Reptiles

Butterflies

500

50% of these species are endemic to MĂŠxico. We propose the area to be designated a

Natural Preserve Because for Vallarta,

Without the Mountain...

There is no future

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