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Art & Culture

Sculptor Jim Demetro

Riviera Nayarit Chacala music festival

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Friday March 21 - 27, 2014 PRESIDENT OF THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS Fernando Gonzalez Corona Director Victor Falcon victorfalcon@Outlook.com Editor Lic. Madeline Milne mmilne@Vallartatribune.com Editorial Board Marcia Blondin Raymond C. Beaty Lois Ellison John & Christie Forget Landon Hollander Nancy Van Landingham Robina Oliver Sales Team Fernando ayala lopez SALES manager salestribune@outlook.com Ma. Yolanda Meza yoly@vallartatribune.com Rebeca Castellón rebeca.castellonn@gmail.com Community Manager / Sales Julie Mongeau juliemongeau@gmail.com Designer Cynthia E. Andrade G. cisandra@vallartatribune.com Vallarta Tribune is an activity and entertainment guide and merely publishes information as it is provided by the advertiser or event host. We do not assume responsibility in errors or omissions other than to correct them as soon as they are made known to us regarding event schedules, locations and/or prices. In addition, we do not assume any responsibility for erroneous inclusion or exclusion of information except to take reasonable care to ensure accuracy, that permission has been obtained to use it, and to remove it as soon as is practical upon receiving your notification of error. We recommend you always confirm prior to attending or visiting an event or establishment. Weekly publication edited, printed and distributed by Ediciones y Publicaciones Siete Junio, SA de CV Grupo Editorial Tribuna Calle 21 de Marzo # 1174 Col. Lomas del Coapinole Del. El Pitillal, Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco México CP 48290 Tel. (322) 226-0829, 226-0800 editor@vallartatribune.com * www.vallartatribune.com * www.facebook.com/vallarta.tribune

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Welcome to Puerto Vallarta and Riviera Nayarit Here is some advice to make your trip a little easier and more enjoyable. TIME ZONE: The entire state of Jalisco is on Central Time, as is the southern part of the State of Nayarit starting from San Blas in the north. BUSES: A system of urban buses with different routes can bring you from one end of the bay to the other and all the spots in between. Current fare is $7.50 pesos per ticket and passengers must purchase a new ticket every time they board another bus. There are no “transfers”. TAXIS: There are set rates within defined zones of town. Do not enter a taxi without agreeing on the price with the driver first. Price is per trip not person. MONEY EXCHANGE: Although you may have to wait in line for a few minutes, banks will give you a higher rate of exchange than the exchange booths (caja de cambio). You will need your passport. Better yet, use your bank card to withdraw funds from any ATM machine. Note that ATM’s in the banks are the safest to use and generally charge lower fees. DRINKING WATER: For the 17th year in a row, Puerto Vallarta’s water has been awarded a certification of purity for human consumption. The quality of the water tested at the purification plant varies greatly from what comes out of the tap at the other end. So do be careful. If you want to be doubly sure, you can pick up bottled water just about anywhere.

EXPORTING PETS: Fall in love with the street dog outside your hotel or a puppy on the Malecon doesn’t mean they can’t come home with you. The process is fairly inexpensive and only takes a day or two. You need a certificate of health from a local vet among other things. The time of year that pets can travel in the cargo section of the plane may be your biggest challenge. For the most up-to-date information contact the Puerto Vallarta SPCA at spcapv@gmail.com. COMMON SENSE: Just as you wouldn’t walk around your hometown drunk and beligerent, it is not acceptable to do that here. While Mexicans are a forgiving bunch, basic politeness is appreciated. For the guys, peeing in public is a major faux pas and if you are caught, can get you tossed in jail or an expensive fine. Pay attention to your surroundings. Pay your bills. Be courteous. And have fun! DRINKING AND DRIVING: First off – just don’t. The consequences are not worth it. Taxis are cheap and plentiful. Fines are as much as 10,000 pesos. You can be taken to jail and your vehicle impounded. There are many checkstops on the weekends and you will be asked to blow if they suspect you have been drinking. LEGAL SYSTEM: Not knowing the law is not an valid excuse in Mexico or anywhere. If you find yourself caught in a legal situation be aware that guilt is presumed until your innocence can be proven. This is a very difficult lesson to learn if you are visiting from the United States or Canada in particular. Immediately contact your consulate for assistance.

Calling in Mexico Calling phones in Mexico can be tricky as it is different than in the US or Canada. There are different codes you need to use depending if you are calling landlines or cellular phones and if they are local or long distance. Long-distance calls from within Mexico For national long-distance calls (within Mexico) the code is 01 plus the area code and phone number. For international long-distance calls, first dial 00, then the country code (for the U.S. and Canada the country code is 1, so you would dial 00 + 1 + area code + 7 digit number). Calling Cell Phones (from a land line) If you are calling from a landline within the area code of the Mexican cell phone number dial 044, then the 10 digit number including area code. Outside of the area code (but still within Mexico) dial 045 and then the 10 digit phone number. Cell phone to cell phone only requires the 10 digit number. Phone Cards Phone cards (“tarjetas telefonicas”) for use in pay phones can be bought at newstands and in pharmacies in denominations of 30, 50 and 100 pesos. Pay phones do not accept coins. When buying a phone card for pay phone use, specify that you would like a “tarjeta LADA,” because pre-paid cell phone cards are also sold in the same establishments. Calling Toll-Free Numbers Some toll free numbers work from Mexico to the US and Canada, but many do not. You need to dial a different prefix. To call the following toll free prefixes, dial as follows: 800 numbers Dial 001-880-then the number 866 numbers Dial 001-883-then the number 877 numbers Dial 001-882-then the number 888 numbers Dial 001-881-then the number

Emergencies: 060 Red Cross: 065 Non-Emergency Police 322.290.0507 Fire Department: 322.223.9476 Ambulance: 322.222.1533

Consulates American Consulate Nuevo Vallarta: 322.222.0069 24 hrs Guadalajara: 333.268.2145

Immigration: 322.224.7719 Consumer Protection: 01.800.468.8722 Tourism Offices Jalisco: 322.221.2676 Nayarit: 322.297.1006

Canadian Consulate 322.293.2894 24 hrs: 1.800.706.2900

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Editor´s Note

omeone on my facebook recently proclaimed we are only six weeks from the start of the rains. It seems hard to imagine that those torrential downpours are so close at hand. In some ways I am looking forward to the first couple of rains. Wash the dust off the jungle, dampen the clouds that rise up along the roads, refill my dwindling river. But I am not ready for the ensuing humidity. I am anxious just thinking about it. I recently moved and my house doesn’t have air conditioning. I actually am having a small panic attack now. In the summer there is a marked difference between the heat and humidity here in the Bay and inland/up mountain in places such as El Tuito, San Sebastien, Mascota. I have been giving some serious thought about moving for the eight weeks that school is out just to take a break from the weather. If anyone knows of a great place available this summer within a two hour drive from Vallarta I would love a heads up. Send me an email. We are finishing up spring break and about to head into Semana Santa. I, for one, saw many tourists and the couple times I went out over the past few weeks I noticed a much younger crowd. Puerto Vallarta has been called out in a number of publications lately as being one of the

top Spring Break destinations and deservedly so. It’s affordable, excellent beaches, nightlife and safe. It is different from the chic smoothness of Playa del Carmen and the boisterous buffoonery of Cabo San Lucas. Puerto Vallarta maintains its small town feel while continuing to grow its tourism numbers month over month. Between now and the rains we have Semana Santa. This two week long vacation/holiday/ fiesta takes over Mexico, particularly the beach towns. As the Mexican nationals head for the beach, I hear it’s the best time to visit Mexico City. The streets are practically empty, you can a reservation anywhere and the museums are yours to enjoy at leisure. Tempting thought… All this talk of travel has given me itchy feet. There are some great events going on in and around the bay this coming week including the first ever Chacala Music festival. If you haven’t been up to Chacala; do. It’s a beautiful little bay with excellent surfing, great beachfront restaurants and squeaky clean beaches. Someone once told me it’s “the Sayulita of 25 years ago”. Which it may well be. This new festival is in part designed to bring awareness to the town and to inspire the community to embrace art and culture, not unlike recent efforts in San Pancho and Sayulita. It will be interesting to see the transformation of the Riviera Nayarit in the coming years. If heading out of town isn’t on your agenda then perhaps you can get tickets for the Calendar Girls production at the Boutique Theater and support our very own Julie Mongeau. The play runs from March 20th to 29th. Get your tickets online at vallartatickets.com or at the Vallarta Tickets booth at the Paradise Community Centre Saturday Market. Enjoy yourselves this week, where ever your plans may take you. Madeline

Letters to the Editor My wife and I just finished reading Molly’s “First Day” article...with tears. (We think this six week visit is our twenty-fifth year here, always staying at Playa Los Arcos.) Molly captured our exact feelings, thoughts, and spirits as we prepare for, land in, and stay in this beautiful city. We could not have said it better! Bill and Sandy Nichols Jackson, Michigan And now I have tears too!!! Thank you - it is a perfect welcome to my stay!! Thank you thank you thank you!!! Molly Williams

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Around Town with Julie

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s you may know, I have a part in the upcoming Calendar Girls show at the Boutique Theatre, and being that it is a community theatre we have a restricted budget if any, as actors we are in charge of our own costumes. At the end of last week, one week before opening night, I realized that I was far from being ready in terms of costumes and accessories. In a moment of panic I learned that Puerto Vallarta is filled with cheap and fun consignment stores, where you can find almost anything you may desire. Luckily around the corner from my humble abode is The Deja New Consignment Store, not only was I able to dress my character, I managed to buy a few things, that of course were not necessarily needed in my closet. I consoled myself by remembering that its all for a good cause because at Deja New consigners can choose to donate their percentage of profits to a number of local charities. So, as you roam the streets of Vallarta keep open your eyes. There are many nooks, where a store is hidden and you might find that one item that will change your wardrobe forever. The show is still on for seven more nights, so please come one, come all and keep smiling. See you around town, Julie

Passover Sedar needs Volunteers

By Donna Feldman

or 30+ years, Mr. Mel Bornstein played an active role in the PV community. He turned dreams and ideas into realities. Mel was on the Puerto Vallarta School Board, chaired the Educational committee for the International Friendship Club, chaired the membership Committee with his wife and served on numerous other committees and projects for the IFC, Puerto Vallarta, and surrounding areas. He also worked tirelessly to provide venues for the Jewish Community too. Mel started a Shabbat Service with only 20 or 30 people. It grew to over 100 people. Mel was instrumental in the creation of the traditional

group PASSOVER Seder in Puerto Vallarta. Frequently, when Passover fell in the month of March, 150 to 200 people would be in attendance. On Monday, April, 14, 2014, our Passover Seder in Puerto Vallarta will continue in the tradition that Mel Bornstein established. Sadly, Mel died in June, 2013, but his spirit will be with us. It would be a shame to disregard Mel’s legacy. Our traditional Seder will be 400 pesos with the arrival time starting at 6:00 PM at the River Cafe. There will be a traditional Seder with the dinner consisting of: gefilte fish, matzo ball soup, brisket, roast chicken, roasted herb potatoes, steamed mixed vegetables, dessert, coffee, tea, and kosher wine.

Reservations, accompanied with payments, are requested. For group seating, reservations should be made for everyone in the party at the same time. Please contact: Donna at: helth1@sbcglobal.net to arrange for reservations and/or questions. Volunteers are needed to work on advertising the Sedar, to hand out and collect the Haggadahs, to hand out song sheets, to work at the registration table, to assist in typing and printing song sheets, to help the children with the Four Questions to perform the candle lighting ceremony (loan or donation of candle sticks needed)

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Business Bites

Moving Mexican Cities France-based transport and energy multinational Alstom plans investment of up to 2.4 billion USD in Mexico. Projects in planning include a Mexico City metro expansion, inter-city rail lines and upgrades to the Monterrey metro system, as well as bids on energy tenders in the country. Growing Steadily Mexican grocery and general merchandise retailer Comercial Mexicana (MEGA) plans to invest approximately 197 million USD in 2014. Projects include the opening of 11 new units –with a focus on the upscale City Market format– convert and remodel existing five and build four commercial spaces. Grupo Alfa in the Search for Clean Energy Mexican diversified industrial conglomerate Grupo Alfa received a permit from the Energy Regulatory Commission (CRE) to develop a wind energy plant in the northeastern state of Tamaulipas. The planned project, estimated at a cost of 125 million USD, would provide power to Alfa’s subsidiaries Nemak (auto parts) and Akra Polyester (synthetic fibers). The 62.7-megawatts (MW) Tres

Mesas project is being developed in the Llera de Canales municipality. The plant will use 19 turbines of 3.3 MW and its construction will be completed by December 2014. Mazda Launches Production in Mexico Japanese automaker Mazda initiated production at its new vehicle plant in Mexico. The 770-million USD plant, named Mazda de Mexico Vehicle Operation (MMVO) and located in Salamanca, in the state of Guanajuato, will produce the company’s Mazda3 model for the US market, as well as for other countries in the Americas and Europe. Moving forward, Mazda intends to strengthen its production system in Mexico and expand the production model line-up to include the Mazda2. Mazda has sold approximately 180,000 vehicles in Mexico since it entered the market in 2005. In 2013, the brand sold a record 33,000 units in the country. Environment: Corn Cups A Mexican scientist has developed a line of disposable tableware that can be used as plant fertilizer when it degrades. Fernando Martínez Bustos holds a PhD in biotechnology and is a resear-

cher at the Querétaro Unit of the Center for Research and Higher Studies (CINVESTAV). For the last 14 years, he has been working on biodegradable products made from natural polymers, which is his area of expertise. Using injection blow-molding processes similar to those used in the manufacture of plastics, Martínez has created disposable plates, cups, spoons and bags from starches, proteins and natural fibers. Mexico produces many agricultural products, such as corn, wheat, sorghum, potatoes, sugar cane, henequen and agave, whose byproducts could be used to manufacture Martínez’ biodegradable tableware. Pollution caused by plastic waste has become a major problem worldwide, since plastics can take up to 500 years to degrade and their chemical components cause serious environmental damage, making it all the more imperative to find biodegradable substitutes. Every year, Mexico alone produces 1.28 million tons of plastics, of which only a small percentage is recycled. So hats off to Martínez. The planet is literally crying out for inventions like his! Source: ProMexico

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Mayor Looks to Strengthen Ties with Canadians Translation by Michelle Fulfer

n Tuesday, the mayor, Ramón Guerrero Martínez, graciously received a visit by the Consul to the Embassy of Canada in Mexico, Christian Jolicoeur. The mayor shared the work that the city’s government has done with particular attention to visitors and Canadian residents who live or visit Puerto Vallarta. These services are rendered by such governmental organizations like the Municipal Services Office of Tourist and Foreign Resident Assistance (OAATRE). Furthermore, the city’s mayor endorsed the interest of his administration to further strengthen the bonds of cooperation with the authorities of Canada. During the meeting, which was attended by the Secretary General of the City, Antonio Pinto Rodríguez and consular assistant, Adriana Brambila, the mayor presented the Consul with a replica of the work of famed painter Manuel Lepe, along with a copy of the book ‘ Dolphins

and Volcanoes’. These gifts were given in the spirit of cooperation and esteem and seen as an example of the friendliness of this destination. At the end of the meeting, consular representatives and city officials, toured the OAATRE facilities, located in the Plaza Lazaro Cardenas in Old Town. There they were met by the head of the agency, Alexandra Gonzalez, who showcased the type of support provided to the foreign community. She bolstered her presentation by mentioning that 50% of the 250 services provided through this office have been to Canadians.

Puerto Vallarta Continues Award Streak L ike some of the celebrities whom have visited the Pacific port of Puerto Vallarta, most recently Modern Family’s Sofia Vergara and True Blood’s Joe Manganiello, and Hello Ross’s Ross Mathews, the destination has continued its annual awards season celebration with a number of accolades from consumers, media and trade in the United Stated and Canada. This past January, U.S. News & World Report's travel editors named Puerto Vallarta’s Best Places to Visit in Mexico and its beaches #3 in Mexico; in addition Puerto Vallarta came in at #4 in the Best Spring Break Destinations in the world category. The destination was also

named Mexico’s #5 under the Top Cities in Mexico and Central and South America category in Travel + Leisure’s World’s Best Awards. In November, after weeks of voting the readers of US Today have voted Puerto Vallarta as one of the top 10 "Best Places to Watch a Sunset" in 10Best.com's Readers' Choice contest. “When you're on the Pacific coast of Mexico, it feels like the setting sun is . . . right there” the newspaper editors wrote. “Views of the sun sinking into the ocean from Puerto Vallarta are simply breathtaking: ask any visitor who's had the pleasure of experiencing this treat. Locals often head to the beach for a view of this event: why would you miss

Explore Banderas Bay

uerto Vallarta is located in the middle of Banderas Bay, one of the largest bays in Mexico at nearly 100km in length. It is bounded in the north by Punta de Mita and in the south by Cabo Corrientes. It straddles the states of

Jalisco and Nayarit, divided along the Ameca River. The bay is home to many wonderful communities and an abundance of natural wonders. In the winter and spring seasons you can witness the awe inspiring

it if you didn't have to?” Readers also placed the destination as a top beach in its Best of GayCities 2013inGayCities.com, one of the most popular consumer sites for the LGBT community; Puerto Vallarta also remained a top beach destination with Passport Magazine’s readers throughout the year. During the same month, Puerto Vallarta was also named one of the “Top 14 Winter Destinations for Canadians” in Canada’s FlightNetwork.com which also recommended visits to Café des Artistes, El Arrayan, Taste Restaurant; stays in Garza Blanca Preserve Resort,Fiesta Americana and Now Amber and the attractions of Las Caletas, Vallarta Food Tours and Puerto Vallarta Day Tours.

AAA has granted the Four Diamond Award to Villa Premiere (9 years in a row), Hilton Puerto Vallarta Resort (2 years in a row), the Westin Resort and Spa, which has held the distinction for over 21 years in a row. In addition, hotels such as - Barceló, Casa Magna Marriott, Casa Cupula, Friendly Vallarta, Garza Blanca, Golden Crown Paradise, Hotel Catedral, Melia, Posada de Roger, Sunset Plaza, The Westin and Villa Premiere earned Tripadvisor’s Certificate of Excellence for their constant high ratings on the site. CasaMagna Marriott Puerto Vallarta Resort & Spa was also honored by Condé Nast Traveler’s readers as one of the Top 10 resorts in Mexico's Pacific Riviera.

beauty of the humpback whales as they calve in the warm waters of the bay, in the summer you can experience the majesty of the sea turtles hatching and returning to their watery world. The fall brings renewed vigour to the mountains and rivers with the fresh rains and revived vegetation.

No matter when you visit, Puerto Vallarta and Riviera Nayarit will share their wonders with you.

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Patricia Farias Barlow, CEM, CEO of the Puerto Vallarta International Convention Center was awarded with the Chairperson’s Award 2013 at this year’s International Association of Exhibitors and Events expo in Houston on December 12. Puerto Vallarta’s Vayarta-Nayarit campaign was another source of achievement as “Vallarta-Nayarit Live it to Believe it” received 6 Travel Weekly’s Magellan awards, taking the gold for Golf Destination, Beach Destinations, Adventure destinations; and the Silver for Art and Culture Destination, Spa Destination and overall Best spot. Source: www.visitpuertovallarta.com

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Lime Price Hike Hits Restaurants

he high price of limes and a shortage of shrimp will affect the Nayarit restaurant sector, but restaurants will not raise prices, National Chamber of Restaurant and Food Condiments Industry President Carlos García Jiménez said on Wednesday. In an interview in Tepic, García Jiménez said that the problem is affecting the economy of the sector, due to the fact that lime has a widespread use in the Nayarit diet mainly composed of seafood. We’ve seen figures from other states where the price of limes has even quadrupled. Now it is 63 pesos ($4.75) a kilogram here,” he said. Mexico’s limes are principally grown in Michoacán, and a spike in violence in the Western state over the last year has resulted in a corresponding spike in prices. Apart from these questions, García Jiménez said that the price of food on menus has not risen, due to the fact that there are different varieties of limes that are more accessible and that the price margin allows for this type of problem to be mitigated. Reports from Tabasco say

that limes cost as much as 63.90 a kilogram, whereas before the price was stable at 50 pesos. Tabasco Federal Consumer Protection Agency (Profeco) representative Máximo Moscoso Pintado said that lime’s price hike is due to a mix of two factors: a recent freeze in the north that damaged many crops, and the so-called “coyotes” that transport the lime and have increased their costs. García Jiménez said that Nayarit restaurant owners’ biggest worry is the lack of shrimp and its price, as low harvest amounts have been chalked up to the “white blotch sickness” affecting

shrimp and, more recently, the closed season, which is instituted annually to avoid over-harvesting. He said that the price of shrimp has reached as much as 185 pesos a kilogram, high compared to other seasons when it has cost anywhere from 95 to 30 pesos, depending on size. “The price of shrimp doesn’t decrease, in spite of there being producers, as we also have farms and estuaries. García Jiménez said that, with the imminent arrival of Holy Week, he hopes that shrimp prices maintain and that the shrimp farms increase their production during March. Source:THE NEWS

creature similar to the duck-billed platypus that was up to eight meters tall. Other parts of the state of Coahuila are equally interesting if you have a passion for ancient history, like General Cepeda. The dirt roads leading to Narigua may pose something of a challenge, but you will be richly rewarded for your time and

Explore Banderas Bay Here is a selection of some of the many things you can do while visiting us. Walking Tours Take a tour through Puerto Vallarta’s Historic Downtown to learn

Looking for: Architecture and Interior Design Research Intern Kreative Room Work mainly from home and gain valuable work experience being part of a young innovative design team based in Puerto Vallarta. A great opportunity for budding designers and researchers. Kreative Room is looking for a motivated and creative research intern with a passion for interior design, architecture and trending. You must be able to speak English fluently, be competent at online research, familiar with Windows, Adobe programs and sketch up. Drawing skills. Only out-of-the box thinking candidates need apply. Send CV / Resume to karollglez@gmail.com and tell us why you are the right fit for us.

Coahuila: Walking Among Dinosaurs here are dozens of places worth visiting in North Mexico, but Las Águilas, a community in the municipality of Cepeda, Coahuila, 70 kilometers from the state capital of Saltillo, offers the chance to travel back in time. One of the most important paleontological sites in the country, more than 200 dinosaur prints have been discovered in Las Águilas and archaeologists at the National Institute of Anthropology and History (INAH) estimate that the fossils found here date back some 72 million years to the Cretaceous period of the Mesozoic era. One species common to the region was the hydrosaurus, a

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about this city’s rich history, famous people, architecture, and cultural and ecological heritage; all this on an easy to moderate two-hour stroll led by a certified guide. Tours leave from the Municipal Tourism Office every Tuesday and

patience with the sight of over 500 rocks engraved by nomadic tribes that roamed the region some 6,000 years ago. There are several agencies offering guided tours of the region. For more information, we recommend you visit the website of the Coahuila Ministry of Tourism (SEDETUR). www.sedeturcoahuila.gob.mx

Wednesday at 9:00 a.m. and 12:00 p.m and Saturdays at 9:00 a.m. Shopping in the Zona Romantica – this charming neighbourhood is also called Old Town and is a popular residential area for expats and Mexican families. Along the main streets you will find shops galore, filled with wonderful

Water sanitation project in R Nayarit Translations by Michelle Fulfer

ith the presence of the head of the National Water Commission ( CNA ), David Korenfeld , the Governor of the State of Nayarit, Roberto Sandoval and other state and municipal authorities , a mega investment to the treatment plant storm sewers and sanitary sewers was announced in the Riviera Nayarit . Important to note is that Banderas Bay already has some of the needed infrastructure though much of the regions have to be connected and increased treatment capacity has to be installed. “We have analyzed this region in detail and concluded that it deserves long-term infrastructure, particularly because it is an area that will continue to grow. This region is experiencing great economic strides brought about by tourism and other activities. Therefore, we have to design a master program,” said Korenfeld. In this vein, officials indicated that Nayarit is looking to build a treatment infrastructure of quality. This new treatment infrastructure is not designed simply to meet governmental standards or avoid penalties, but rather to create a real benefit in water reuse, improving the

authentic crafts, clothing, jewelry, excellent restaurants, spas, theaters and more. Vibrant and friendly, this area offers an excellent day or two (or more!) of exploring. Close to Los Muertos beach, consider ending your day with a sunset margarita at any of the

quality of life of the area. “The goal is to discharge the cleanest water into our ‘gem’ that is the sea. The more focus on quality and the more stringent we are in water treatment, the better for our beaches. Clean certification of our beaches obviously leads to the overall satisfaction of visiting tourists,” said the Director of CNA . “The investment in the water treatment plant is 217 million pesos, coupled with the 78 million pesos allocated for the collectors, we are talking about 300 million pesos that CNA has committed,” said Sandoval Castañeda . This project has been in the pipeline for about a decade and is of great importance to the tourism sector, the hotel industry and Nayarit, in general. The details given by the Governor of Nayarit to the director general of the Convention and Visitors Bureau of Riviera Nayarit , Marc Murphy, was intended to inform hoteliers of this work that translates into one of great benefit to tourism. For his part, Murphy said it is a highly anticipated project, one that has made progress and ensures the improvement of water quality – results that are very favorable to Nayarit’s residents, both directly and indirectly.

many beachfront restaurants. Sunsets on the Malecon - Sitting on the edge of the Pacific Ocean never fails to give us a sunset each night. Grab a seat at any of the number of excellent bars and restaurants along the malecon, order your favourite cocktail and let it all slip away.

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Paradise and Parenting By Leza Warkentin

Trike-a-thon

Satisfy Your Sweet Tooth at the OTFM-TC

efore I go on, let me plug a new Facebook page called Mamas in PV. It’s a great way to get to know our parent community out there. Solidarity! Join today! If you didn’t know, I’m the preschool coordinator at the American School here in Vallarta. Several years ago I got a big idea while trying to come up with a new community service idea that would help motivate very young children. I marched myself into my principal’s office with a big smile. She smiled back and said “This is something I’m bound to regret.” I explained that I wanted to motivate my students to raise money for a local school that needed playground equipment, and I thought it would be neat to shut down the entire school track and put all 55 of our 3 – 6 year olds on it, riding as fast as they could on their bicycles. She kept smiling, although she was beginning to shake her head. Luckily for me, I’ve a few other big ideas that have gone fairly well, once some of my colleagues pointed out the various details that I’d kind of overlooked. In other words, I forgot to mention to the physical education teachers that they wouldn’t have access to their track for a day. And I may have not immediately sorted out the fact that supervision would be needed ALL around the track instead of just at the beginning where it was the cutest. These are the things for which a preschool coordinator has a team of dedicated professionals who dig deep for inner strength and the wisdom to nudge out the logistics of her schemes. As it happens, the first annual trike-a-thon was a rousing success. As I had been fairly certain it would be. Ahem. More or less. Seriously, though, picture yourself saying no to a little child asking you for donations while promising fervently that they were going to ride their bike their very,

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very hardest for all the children who need basketballs and sand toys. Then picture these children on trike-a-thon day, waiting at the starting line with their helmets on and balloons streaming behind them, sporting signs that say “We can help!” Who among you has the strength to say no to that level of sweetness? Trike-a-thon continues to be my favorite school event. Last Friday our preschool raised 28,000 pesos at our 9th annual. For the last two years our proceeds have gone to Rancho Nacar, a school past Ixtapa, near El Colorado. It has not been incorporated by SEP (Secretary of Public Education) because it is not yet big enough. Thus, every last laid brick has come about through some very hard work from an unbelievably positive parent community. This past year our preschool raised enough money to pay for them to build workable bathrooms and to add on a new classroom to their existing building. This year we may have enough to help them build a little kitchen which could feed the children a hot meal every day, or help them build on to accommodate more students, or to buy some much-needed materials. We will let them decide. The big idea, here, is that our students can learn year in and year out that neither your size nor your age can ever get in the way of making a big difference. All you need is determination, and a decent tricycle.

New to Puerto Vallarta? Be sure to chisel out some time to enjoy the sights, sounds, aromas and flavors of the area’s favorite Saturday attraction, the Old Town Farmers Market-Tianguis Cultural. We have live entertainment and over 80 “make it, bake it, grow it” vendors with specialty items to make your visit…well, especially sweet. As you stroll through the arts and crafts, clothing and accessories, international fare and artisan foods, be sure to satisfy your sweet tooth with our scrumptious, ready-for-purchase sweet breads, pies, cookies, and brownies. Chef Jorge’s Home Made Products (322) 297-0383 George Stigar is a master baker. His fresh pie—made with thick, sweet filling and stuffed into buttery and flaky dough—will put a smile on your face. And new this season are Chef Jorge’s melt-inyour-mouth traditional butter tarts and rich chocolate brownies. They are guaranteed to make your travels all the more sweeter. And really, what more could you want from dessert? The Leek and Thistle Pie Company (156 Hamburgo, www.leekandthistle.com or (322) 224-6670) Owner Mark Hughes not only serves up savory meat pies, quiche, and sauces, but he “takes the cake” with his amazing fruit pies. Don’t miss out on The Leek and Thistle Pie Company’s appe-

tizing selection: • Apple & blackberry with fresh lemon rind • Apple & cinnamon with brown sugar • Peach • Peach & fresh ginger • Seasonal fruit crumble • Traditional apple with a hint of clove Reposteria Artesanal (Facebook or (322) 225-5695) Denise Rosenfeld delights visitors with her moist, flavorful sweet breads, squares and cookies. New to her tasty loaf selection is Lime with Chia seeds, Orange olive oil and cranberries and Chocolate beet loaf. Classic Reposteria Artesanal breads and sweets include these A to Z market favorites: • Almond flax chocolate chip cake (gluten free) • Almond meal flax seed turmeric loaf (gluten free) • Apple with nuts and cinnamon • Banana chocolate • Banana pecan • Carrot spice with homemade

apple sauce • Coconut macaroons (gluten free) • Dark chocolate brownies • Zucchini with nuts and raisins Additional sweets available at the market include Panart’s bread muffins, Artisan Bakery’s cinnamon buns and strudel, Maria Zambrano’s sweet pineapple and blackberry empanadas, Vera Bakery Café’s traditional Argentinian sweets and Puerto Vallarta Peanuts’ peanut brittle and peanut butter cookies. Satisfy your sweet tooth this Saturday at the OTFM-TC. Impassioned by responsible food production, entrepreneurial development and the “buy local” movement, our OTFM-TC is a North American style market celebrating the tradition of Mexico’s tianguis markets. Located in Lazaro Cárdenas Park, the OTFM-TC is open every Saturday from 9:30 am to 2 pm from the first Saturday in November to the last Saturday in May. Visit us on www.oldtownfm. com or Facebook.

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This is Paradise...

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Old Town

By Marcia Blondin marciavallarta@gmail.com

By Molly Williams

he Paradise Stage was lit up this week for Elisabeth VonTrapp and Time 2 Play. Ms. Von Trapp is an accomplished classical guitarist and she played beautifully with her old friend Chas Eller who accompanied her brilliantly on piano. To describe her voice appropriately and accurately would require me to use words I don’t know yet. Remarkable; there is not a drop of sibilance in her voice. If you have ever dipped a finger into wine and ran it along the edge of an exquisite piece of expensive crystal - that clarity, that crystal-ness is unrivaled. That is her voice and I hope she will forgive my clumsy analogy. The sold-out house loved her and Chas Eller and after a well-deserved standing ovation, Ms. Von Trapp graciously met with the audience. Bravo all the way around. Time 2 Play did what they always do when they get together on stage armed with instruments and microphones...they have FUN and they make sure everyone around them does the same. Laugh, sing, cry and laugh some more. Wonderful singers and musicians all. They celebrated Saint Patrick’s Day with Irish song, food and sufficient blarney to get them by until next March 17th. Thanks to each of you for sharing! See them at Boutique for Open Mic, March 26 but sign up at www.meetup. com/time-2-play-open-mic-Puerto-Vallarta. Go and sing or just listen but let them know you are coming. And have a feckin’ good time about it, too! The Saturday Co-op Market was packed again last week. A lot of people planning to head north before Easter this year and we invite you to come by our Market and pick up a few mementos for yourself and friends and family if you are still doing the “I-went-onvacation-and-here-is-your-present” stuff. We have literally everything under one roof and you should take to heart how important you are in the eyes and lives of our

vendors. Unlike many Markets, almost all our vendors rely entirely on the money they receive from YOU to pay rent, get their kids off to school, etc. We are not showing off our “hobbies”, and as a dear friend and fellow vendor succinctly remarked one day, “I don’t bake for fun”. Well said. Bougambilia Festival Countdown: SEVEN WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! We have an odd thing happening at the Community Center next week...nothing. No shows. Movie Night on Tuesday at 7 as always but that’s it. Market Saturday, of course, and classes for zumba and Spanish and church services Sunday at 9 and 10:30 so everybody take a break and enjoy all of the other great places in town to go to and remember to give our tourists some help if they look lost. Until next time, ciao!

The Paradise Community Center, Pulpito 127 between Olas Altas and Amapas Streets in Old Town Puerto Vallarta smack in the middle of the Romantic Zone/ new Theatre District.

n 1992, a friend who was a travel agent met my husband and me for happy hour in an after work tavern in downtown Kansas City. Knowing that we were unencumbered by kids (yet) and loved to travel, she told us about a killer deal on a four day getaway to a Mexican beach destination we had never heard of and couldn’t pronounce. The charter packages from the Mid-West at that time were priced under $300.00 for round trip air and several hotel days, unbelievable by today’s standards. We said “what the heck,” booked for the next week and off we went. By the end of our long weekend we had begun a lifelong love affair with Puerto Vallarta. Today of course the development around Puerto Vallarta has exploded. Right now on TV in my frozen mid-western January there is an ad in heavy rotation for another new, gorgeous and seductive all-inclusive in Riveria Nayarit, which wasn’t even known by its own travel nickname 20 years ago. It lures chilly North Americans weary of brown landscapes and layers of warm clothes to the strips of mega-resorts north and south of Puerto Vallarta. Gratefully, however, that hasn’t affected our beloved downtown and Rio Cuale neighborhoods, other than providing impetus and funding for the shiny new airport. For those, who, like us, have been coming long before the big Boeings, the heart of Puerto Vallarta will always be the narrow streets and

cobblestones, the noisy markets and storefronts, the restaurants that don’t have to work to be authentic, all found in Old Town. We love Viejo (Old) Vallarta because it is just that. It was here before the tourists, and although it has made room for them, it hasn’t forgotten that people who live here need markets and laundromats, beauty salons and hardware stores. (I love the word ferreteria -it conjures up images much more fun than brackets and nails.) The streets are cobbled because not many had cars, and still don’t, the sidewalks high to allow water to run back to the ocean when the unpredictability of nature reminds us it is still wild (all things done when tourists aren’t looking.) Sure, there’s the 2X1 Bucket of Beer all day specials here too, but next to the bakery with unreal crepes and the chicken on a stick roasterie. The fishermen on the beach in Old Town aren’t picturesque they’re bringing home dinner. Old Town has taken on a forced moniker the travel agents like - the Zona Romantica. Yes it is romantic in an old-world way,

but that is an accident based on its age. Dressing it up as a destination does it the disservice of ignoring the essential day-to-dayness of it. It’s not romantic to cut up fish, or to make huaraches, or to sweep doorways, but it makes this neighborhood unique. Walking the streets in the mornings before the Hotel Zone has slept it off is like looking at the familiar through distorted glass - you know what they are doing, but it looks brand new. To experience Viejo Vallarta you don’t have to walk far. Head out from Playa de los Muertos toward the mountains and you will go past the peluquería where the ladies getting their nails done gossip just like anywhere, or the numerous street taco stands that seem to materialize with mouthwatering aromas just when you are hungry and then disappear at siesta time. Dodging the drips from balconies being hosed down overhead, and beating the taxis across the street, wander down Lazaro Cardenas to the Emiliano Zapata Mercado to really get out of your food comfort zone. Walk far enough and you will be in the neighborhoods of Las Canoas or El Remance, even farther from the glam of the Hotel Zone. Or walk nowhere, and just enjoy the Town. It is the part of Puerto Vallarta that keeps us entranced, year after year; the same as it was in 1992, or 1952, and will be regardless of how many new resorts crowd the northern shores.

Molly Williams is a semi-retired history teacher, a part-time lawyer, an optimistic writer, a contented wife, a forever mom, and a joyous and open-eyed traveler. http://inmylifebymolly.blogspot.com/

Friday March 21 - 27, 2014

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Interview with sculptor Jim Demetro by Marianne Menditto Colibridesign Vallarta.com

Marianne: What drew you to make a career in Art? Jim: Well, as you know my background is in engineering and I was originally going to be an architect because I liked to draw things and I was good at art. But, I also was a tinkerer, I liked to take things apart and put them back together to figure out how they worked. So I decided to go into engineering after about a year of architectural work and had a very successful career and I was lucky that they sent me all over the world for the projects I worked on. But, I was always drawn to the best galleries in the world, such as in London...Paris...Italy. During that time I was drawn to particularly the figurative art work and I loved to look at the statues and since I liked working with my hands, and said, “Boy I would really love to do that, I would really love to sculpt the human figure.” Then I just decided to quit my engineering and start sculpting. So that’s kind of how the transition happened. Marianne: That was a pretty big step. Jim: Well, I was very fortunate. At that time, I didn’t know what kind of sculptor I was going to be in particular, whether it would be metal or stone, glass, so I was exploring a lot of different things. One day a neighbor knocked at my door and said “I know a guy who’s building his house

and he’s got this wonderful landscaping that he wants some artwork for.” I said, “Well, I’m not really done studying it yet, I’m just kind of exploring different avenues.” But, he said, “Oh, just go talk to the guy, he’s a nice guy, you never know what might happen.” So, I went over there and was met by 2 totem poles at the front of the building. This was in the Northwest. So, I thought, well, this should be a Native American theme. And there in the garden was a waterfall with a rock outcropping. Then, this vision came in my mind about a Native American woman and a little child. You know, they used these woven baskets for their daily endeavors, so I thought of her with a basket full of water, pouring it over the child’s hair and the water going back into the stream. So, I talked to the owner about that and he said “Well, that’s really interesting.” But, I told him, “I’ve never sculpted anything before, so what I’ll do is, I’ll make the model life-size in clay of the child and you can see if you like it.” Well, he did! So, we went on and finished the project in bronze. So, that became my first lifesized piece. Because it was a water-feature, my engineering background helped out...so it all became a real nice piece of artwork which then helped to launch my career. Marianne: That’s quite a story! What brought you to Vallarta? Jim: My wife, Eva and I love to travel. We’ve visited over 50 countries. We also like a warm

climate and there’s just something about the ocean...so we’ve always felt we would be at some stage in our lives in a warm climate near the ocean. She’s from Finland & I’m from Chicago, so we grew up in these cold climates and so we had traveled to different parts of Mexico before, but never to Vallarta so, I was looking at a travel magazine and on the cover it had the artwork of the Malecon, the bronzes. I said to Eva, “This looks like a place where they appreciate artwork, bronze in particular, so let’s go visit.” When we came here we fell in love with it and on our second visit we bought a place here... we’ve been here 14 years now. Marianne: Nice. Tell us about your workspace. Jim: Well, actually, I have two places that I work. One is in the state of Washington, where I have a large studio. Here in Vallarta, I have a small studio it’s about maybe 10 feet by 10 feet. So, that’s where I do my small pieces. The Dancers for the Malecon, was done in the courtyard of our condominium. I set up a tent, so people could come by, get involved, put some clay on it, work with it and feel a part of it. With the Burro project, I worked overlooking the river Cuale. In the gallery above Oscar’s Restaurant, Cuizas, they let me use a space up there which was great because a lot of people would see it as they walked across the bridge there and they would come and see what I was doing would get involved...use some clay. I like to get the public involved. Marianne: Wow, what a nice place to work! Speaking of public involvement...Art in public spaces, what role does it play in society? Jim: To me, all great cities have artwork. That to me is what defines a great city, is the artwork...and the variety of artwork, is very important If they have a large variety of artists with all the different medias, the styles, that to me defines great public arts. Marianne: What inspires your subject matter? Jim: Most of my subject matter is because of our love of travel. I’m always struck by something that I see that makes me happy or makes me sad, or whimsical. I love doing things with children, I love dancers, ethnic people with different backgrounds, so it’s just a little bit of everything. I really enjoy doing the children most of all because I like to see the smile on peoples faces when they see the artwork. But also,I feel that a lot of what I do is to preserve...a lot of historical pieces... a lot of the different cultures. In our world as things change so fast, it may be that suddenly a lot of the things that we see now, say, 10, 15, a hundred years from now, may not be here, if I can preserve those aspects of history and culture, then I’ll feel like I’ve accomplished my work. Marianne: What’s the most technically challenging part of your work? Jim: The technically challenging part is really the start of it. and what I do when I start out, I build an armature. That’s made of wire.

Everything I do rests on top of the armature, the initial form so, if I get that right everything else just flows easy. So the armatures are real important. Marianne: Do you work on multiple projects at the same time? Jim: Most of the time I’ll work on one project to completion. I don’t like going back and forth, some artists work that way. I like to start something and complete it. Marianne: So, do you sketch the pieces out before you start building them? Jim: Yeah, the first thing I do is, well, these visions come into my mind and I’ll do some really quick sketches just in pen and ink or pencils and then I’ll do a real quick model, just to look at it in the 3rd dimension and see how it’s working out. And usually when I do life-sized I’ll get models and then I’ll do measurements and take pictures and get all the details correct so that when I do the life-sized piece or even the smaller ones, I’ll know that anatomically, it’s correct. Marianne: How do you know when the work is done? Jim: Well, the work, to me, is never done. At some point you just have to say, “It’s done enough.” You just have to stop, it never, ever will be better. I could be working on it every single day, given the opportunity. It’s just me, when I go back and look at my work I say, “ Oh, wow, I could have done this better, or that differently, so, to me, it’s never done. Marianne: In what ways do you stretch yourself to make your work grow? Jim: My work is pretty much on the realistic side...but I’ve been slowly exploring more contemporary aspects, for example the Absinthe Fountain...more contemporary, more stylized. I’m a detail person so for me to get away from the details...I just want to keep working out more and more details it’s a real push for me to start doing more stylized work and being more free with my work, but that’s a new area that I’m going to explore more and more. Marianne: So, then once you’ve pronounced the piece ‘Finished” it has to be transported all the way out to El Pitillal, to the foundry, right? Jim: Right. The foundry people come and they take some pieces off...(gasp from me)... they cut it...because they have to do it anyway.

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So, whatever they can’t get down the stairway...they cut off. They cut off arms and heads in order to work on it in small sections. The parts get all welded together after they’re cast in bronze. Marianne: Whew! How does the foundry produce a bronze from your clay? Jim: The master mold maker makes a silicone rubber mold of the clay sculpture. Hot wax is poured into the mold and when it cools, I have an exact wax copy of the sculpture. The wax is covered with ceramic slurry and sand. After the ceramic hardens, the ceramic mold is put in a hot oven

where the wax melts out. The bronze metal is heated to 2,400 degrees Fahrenheit and poured into the ceramic mold where it solidifies. The ceramic is chipped away, and finally you have the sculpture in bronze. It is cleaned up and the final patina color is applied. Marianne: Do you have a new project that you’re excited to start?

Jim: Actually, it’s an old project that’s going to be starting up again. The Elizabeth Taylor/ Richard Burton piece I’m doing for Casa Kimberley. For Janice Chatterton, who bought Casa Kimberley she’s turning it into this boutique hotel/suites and she commissioned me to do Liz and Dick almost 3 years ago, then the project was put on hold. I had sculpted it and it’s molded. So, now I’ve learned that they’re going to finish it up and so, I’ll have it cast in bronze and it’ll go in the entranceway of Casa Kimberley. Marianne: Well, that’s good news! And, what do you like to do when you’re not making art?

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Jim: I enjoy my walks on the beach in the morning, it’s the way I start my day. We happen to live close to the beach so I’ll walk the sand all the way down to the end of the beach where the other statue of the seahorse is and I’ll climb up the stairs to get my exercise. I enjoy music a lot, we go to the Jazz Club here, called El Patio de Mi Casa. We’ll listen to the jazz. Then a lot of times we’ll sit out in front of Roberto’s Restaurant where my Vallarta Dancers statue is on the Malecon and watch people and watch how they react to it. Marianne: Quite a reward. Thank you for sharing your vision with us.

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Wanderings on Olas Altas

PV Sea Dive By Sue Keevil pvseadive.com

By Poncho Davalos alfonso@tropicasa.com

Will I ever be able to predict the bay?

T And why you’re proud.

i Guys! You probably already know the big event known as Vallarta Pride is coming from May 22nd to May 26th. You will start to notice advertising around Olas Altas that says SIENTE EL ORGULLO / WE ARE PROUD. I spoke with Nancy Page and Brian Barnard to get more information about what SIENTE EL ORGULLO / WE ARE PROUD means. According to Brian, “The reason that I decided to do this documentary was because of my love for Mexico and the people of Mexico. Secondly I believe as a gay filmmaker I need to record and document gay history. This is for the next generation to understand the struggles and appreciate the rewards of this struggle and never give up. Be proud of who you are. Why team up with Nancy Page? Nancy believes and understands that this film will be more important years from now and that this story needs to be told.” It is important to mention the film will be in Spanish and

English, which is fantastic, for the ones who wants to improve their Spanish and also for those who want to improve their English. Brian said, “By showing this, I hope it will help Mexican families with gay sons/daughters/ brothers/sisters/mothers/fathers to realize we are just people who love people. That we should be siente el orgullo, to be in love and be loved. I was very young (15) when I knew I was gay. My parents fear was I was going to live a life without love. Years later I look back at my life and realized it was and still is full of love! That is why we need to proud!” SIENTE EL ORGULLO / WE ARE PROUD will be having a fundraising event for the video production. Be part of the history of Puerto Vallarta; save the date – Sunday, March 23rd at 19:30 at Casa Cupula Tickets 250 pesos at the door, 200 pesos in advance. SPECIAL APPEARANCES BY: Lamar Legend, Divine Mermaid Mermen by Jim Lee Events DJ Mike. PERFORMANCES BY: Elizabeth Wiggins Ensor, partner-owner of ACT Enter-

Explore Banderas Bay and more. Venture off the malecon to find the perfect souvenir. Conchas Chinas The south of Puerto Vallarta is a thick jungle full of adventure and excitement. Head south along the

200 highway and you will find the architecturally inspiring community of Conchas Chinas. The beach cove here is excellent for snorkeling. Nogalito

Guys and girls see you wandering on Olas Altas.

he bay this year has been totally unpredictable. I have only lived here for three years, but, it is so different to the other years. Those who have lived here and have ocean related careers for fifteen or more years are as surprised as I am. Firstly, the small number of whales in comparison to previous years is very apparent, although the reason for this is not. The whales love the cold water the bay provides from December through April. This year, the water below 30 feet has been at least 10° warmer. Well, that was until this week when the cold currents hit with a vengeance. I had been thinking that the winter chills had forgotten all about coming into the bay and we would simply skip from summer to spring. Wrong. In two days, the water temperature below 30 feet has dropped from 73° to 61° and I again have turned into a complete wimp. Good news for the snorkelers is the surface temperature is still warm in comparison to the horrible weather you have just arrived from. Anyway, usually around January, we start to see Cortez rays and squirrel fish in the area because they like the cold water. Last week was the first time I started to see them, which was a clear indication that I needed to start bitching about the water. The Cortez rays are small, round rays that like to swim around and check you out. They also like to hide themselves under the sand and leap out just as you approach them to scare the living daylights out of you. As for the squirrelfish, well, I have no idea why they are called squirrelfish as they look nothing like squirrels, red with large red eyes, and just hang

around motionless in the water. They are so delicately decorated though and I love to take photos of them as they don´t move very much. But then again, they probably feel like they are lying on ice in a fishmongers market! Another thing that appears in abundance now are the big fat five foot long moray eels. Now, do they spend all summer lounging around eating and working out to build up their bulk, or do they swim around the ocean simply living in the cold water. Well, to follow the cold currents around at the slow pace they swim would be impossible, so I have come to the conclusion that they are working out in order to look great for us scuba divers to admire. There is a bigger kicker to the cold water though, and that is the clarity, or what scuba divers refer to as the visibility of the water. The warm surface water, although welcoming, is full of plankton and not easy to see through. Underneath that layer however, the water is crystal clear. This mix of water at different temperature is called a thermocline and although I am not a fan of diving in the cold water, I wouldn´t swap it for diving in murky water. All in all, I am ever hopeful that the warm waters arrive in May so I can remove the inch of neoprene from my body again.

The first town South is that of Nogalito. Set back in the jungle it is a charming Mexican village that also is home to one of the most popular day tours - the Canopy Mundo Nogalito Tour with the only tunnel zip-line in town. If you’re feeling the heat, stop at the Punta Negra

bridge and take a drip in the river. Lovely fresh water, lots of little pools to splash in and rocks to dry off on. If you’re lucky, a vendor will come by with snacks and drinks - otherwise pack your own. Mismaloya 15 minutes further is Mismaloya,

a small town set back from the water along a river that leads to the ocean and a number of beach restaurants. This bay looks onto Los Arcos and is a great place to grab a panga boat for a tour of the impressive rocks. If you have time, book a snorkel or dive trip.

tainer; Dwight Blake, singing the smooth sound of Motown; Miss Conception, performing her characters; Luna Rumba and your hostess for the evening: the fabulous Diva Divine, the queen of Vallarta Pride 2013. *Complimentary appetizers from the creative chef at Taste restaurant. *Complimentary shuttle service from the bottom of the hill up to Casa Cupula They will setting up a special production area where whomever wants can be on camera and say why they love Vallarta and why they’re PROUD. Be seen and let your voice be heard. They will be using the chosen video clips in the documentary. Whether you are a tourist or a local, come tell why you’re proud and why you love Vallarta. I’ve already saved the date in my calendar to help support the film and why not be a little part of history in Puerto Vallarta? If you want to get more information for the event please feel free to e-mail me.

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Friday March 21 - 27, 2014

Banderas Bay Initiative By Minerva Zamora minerva@bbini.org

Discovering Ourselves in the Eco-Net

sually, when we talk about the richness of the natural world, or about the “balance” of an ecosystem, we tend to leave ourselves outside of that picture. We describe

our environment as something outside ourselves. We now live in our cement houses and hide ourselves from insect pests behind screen doors and yearly fumigations, we have “climate control” within our buildings, but the truth is, we are very much a part of the environment. Even our environmental campaigns, while trying to instil a sense of responsibility for taking care of our planet, leave us as external actors of the ecosystem- “save the environment” as opposed to “save our environment.” At first glance, it might seem like this small change in thinking is either a) too small and just semantics, or b) selfish, as it puts the emphasis on also saving ourselves. I can assure you that it is neither. If we see ourselves as part of the connections in the ecosystem, truly understand not only how we affect our immediate environment, but the connections

further out, and also how the environment has a direct effect on us, we are more likely to make wise decisions about our interaction within this natural network. One program in the Banderas Bay region trying to accomplish this change of consciousness is called “Discovering ourselves in the Eco-Net.” It is a twenty unit environmental education program created by EntreAmigos de San Pancho and Alianza Jaguar and funded by Fundación Punta de Mita. The program, which uses games and high-energy activities to engage elementary school children, is designed to show kids exactly this; that they are not merely observers and external actors of the natural world, but that they are important nodes in the interactions of our ecosystem. The purpose of this is to create conscious consumers, understanding that they are part of the equilibrium of our planet, and that the

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health of the ecosystem around them directly affects their day to day lives. As of now, the program is being implemented in twelve schools throughout the region with great success and interests by the kids. It is taught by student volun-

teers from the Instituto Tecnológico Bahía de Banderas and the UdG-CuCosta. It is our hope that we can continue to expand this program’s reach, and that as a ripple effect, more and more of us will discover ourselves as part of the Eco-Net.

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A Page in the Sun

ince 1993 sisters Gaby and Lindsay have been operating a very popular café/ bookstore/hangout spot. Originally called Rosa’s Espresso, A Page in the Sun has resided at its current location on Lazaro Cardenas across from the park for the past two and a half years. A popular meeting spot, this comfortably charming café offers its patrons simple but delicious lighter fare such as baguettes, salads, baked goods, quiche along with a complete menu of cold and hot beverages including coffees, smoothies, teas and refreshments. The coffee is organically grown in the tiny town of La Concha de Bramador, Jalisco and fresh roasted and available for sale. When you pass by you will nearly always see a familiar face. With both inside and outside seating, A Page in the Sun is a great place to stop for a bite to eat, check your emails with their free wifi and pick up a new book or a copy of the local Tribune. Open seven days a week from 7:00 – 11:00pm, only steps from the beach, across from Lazaro

Cardenas park. It’s a quiet refuge from the hot afternoon sun. There are over 3000 titles available for purchase. Everything from modern literature, to the classics, self-help guides to murder mysteries. While primarily English there is also a small selection of books in French, German and Spanish. Whether you are here for a short couple of weeks or ful-ltime this is a great place to swap your old books (and magazines) for new ones. Refresh your library with a new selection. Bring in your gently used books for a 50% credit (of

the resale value) to be used within the Café. While modern literature is the most popular category there is a need for children’s books, Western’s and language books. There are a number of local authors who have books for sale as well including Gary R. Beck’s Puerto Vallarta Restaurant Guide, Confessions of a Gay Married Priest: A Spiritual Journey by Maurice L. Monette and the newly updated VIVA NATURA:Field guide to the Amphibians, Reptiles, Birds and Mammals of Western Mexico by biologist/photographer Petr Myska.

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riginally from Hollywood, California, Pinky Venegas arrived in Vallarta in 1995. Beginning his career in the 1990’s this master artist is one of the pioneering tattoo artist in Vallarta. Pinky’s recently opening a new shop along Avenida Mexico just before Park Hidalgo. Him and his team of professional artists offer

the latest in micropigmentation technology along with a friendly, clean and safe environment to get your next piece of art. There are thousands of examples of tattoos and many books with art that you can choose from. Or work with one of the artists to create something completely unique. For Pinky it is important

that you are happy with your decision. Tattoos are forever and he wants you to alays remember him with a smile on your face. People from around the world trust and choose Pinky’s for the quality of their art, the friendly service and great new shop. Next time you are in the area, stop by to say hello.

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Fun on the Riviera Nayarit By Cat Morgan www.rivieranayaritfun.com

Chacala’s First Annual Music Festival

here is always so much going on around the bay, so I thought I would get out some news farther out on the Riviera Nayarit. ….Ahhhh..Chacala! What a nice little authentic Mexican pueblo. Secluded about twenty minutes off the 200 road is small fishing village with pristine white sandy beaches on a sweet little cove in what most folks envision when they think of a romantic vacation. And they are having their first Annual Music Festival from March 24th to 30th. Come join the fun for six days of music, singing, art, dancing and creativity. This first year of the Chacala Music Festival is loaded with talent! With several Puerto Vallarta bands, our Banderas Bay All Stars in the lineup! Individually these players have had successful careers in the States, Europe, and beyond, performing at some of the most prestigious jazz festivals in the world. Their diverse

backgrounds create a unique chemistry that covers the gamut of jazz, blues, and funk styles. The opening of ceremonies will be with Estudiantina Santa Cecilia Marcos Delgadillo Larios is bringing his sixteen member Tepic High School Student Band to help launch the Music Festival … Monday night, March 24th at the Festival opening ceremonies. You may have seen them recently on Tepic, Nayarit Television (Channel 43). Other musical attractions Time 2 Play, also from Puerto Vallarta. Since their first 2011 rehearsal in Puerto Vallarta, Time 2 Play has maintained a small musical ensemble that delivers tight 4 part vocals and their own instrumentation on piano, guitar, violin, bass and drums. Their very eclectic repertoire spans blues, jazz, country, folk, and classical, all delivered with virtuosity and heart. Chris & Susannah Thompson of Coral Creek-Golden, Colorado; a Colorado-based singer-songwriter duo bringing a world of life experiences to their music. Originally from the upper mid-west,

Chris & Susannah have travelled the world writing and singing songs about the people and places they’ve seen along the way. Bedazzled Broadway, another great Puerto Vallarta group features a professional cast of favorite Vallarta entertainers, Todd & his wife Gaye will represent “Bedazzled Broadway”, with 1 duet and 2 solos from each show. It will be a great taste of music from Bedazzled Broadway.

” , “This can” t be love “,” My funny Valentine ” , ” My man ” and ” Over the rainbow “ all the songs we love! La Garfield Jazz Band from Guadalajara was a project created by a group of 7 Guadalajara high school students desiring to create fresh new music, enriched by the different musical background of each member. Their first presentation was a band competition by the Institute of Science in Guadalajara, in which they won first place!

Barbara McAfee, Minneapolis, MN who is a singer/songwriter, poet, keynoter, author, and voice coach who merges lessons from 12 years in organization development with the transformative power of music. She will be performing, leading songs & instructing local children in musical instruments throughout the week long festival.

Paul Swan has a home in Chacala. He plays an eclectic mix of guitar and vocal songs that include blues, finger-picked piedmont blues, bluegrass, folk, acoustic rock, comedy, and whatever strikes his fancy. In a previous life, Paul was actually a band teacher with bachelors and masters degrees in music. Since that time he has made a decent living outside of music, has learned to play the guitar, and now plays just for fun.

Teresa Tudury, San Francisco, CA With a deep, sultry voice that magnetizes audiences, and a scathing comedic wit, Teresa is a consummate performer who pours out original songs with power, verve, passion, and disarming humor. Teresa’s voice has been described as a cross between Bette Midler and Bonnie Raitt. Her vocal styling’s are complemented by her bluesy guitar playing. Payín Cejudo, Mexico is an actress, known for La Rosa de Guadalupe (2008), La mujer de Judas (2012) and Clase 406 (2002). From her album ” Payin sings from the country … ” with songs in both English and French, Cejudo has interpreted major themes of gender as “Night and Day” , “Summertime” , “Blue moon “, ” Cry me a river

Paradise Community Center: A Music and Charity Bridge by Todd Ringness

or more than three years Ric and Joy Lehman continue to oversee the seemingly endless activities of the Paradise Community Center -- the largest of its kind in the Bay area -- in order to serve their community in more ways than one. Pastor Ric leads a very friendly and casual church service every Sunday morning, and Joy often tends the bar for many of the concerts and events at Paradise. Together, the Lehmans oversee a team of dedicated and tireless volunteers who help bring the Center to life so that it’s ready to serve the tens of thousands of guests who pass through its gates

every year. The Center’s Paradise Stage has become one of the favored concert venues in town, with an all-natural palapa roof and breezy open-air seating. Recently, Ric and Joy and other Paradise Stage performers were invited to join in to support the 1st Annual Chacala Village Music Festival on the Riviera Nayarit just north of Sayulita. The Chacala Village Music Festival runs from March 24 to March 31 and features a wide variety of musical performances. The festival was launched by a dedicated group of music lovers to help evolve this little village into a center of artistic values. All proceeds from the festival go to benefit the educational needs of

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local children through Cambiando Vidas Mexico. In addition to about a dozen different performances, the Chacala Village Music Festival will also feature Paradise Stage performers including the Banderas Bay Jazz Allstars, as well as Time 2 Play in concert, and some selections from the Bedazzled Broadway show. Pastor Ric will lead a worship service on the Sunday morning to help close the week-long festival. For more information, visit the official festival website: http:// chacalavillagemusicfestival.com and for more information on Paradise Community Center, visit www.ParadiseCommunityCenter.com

Elsa Paola Ibarria Pérez, 12 years old When she was seven years old, Elsa won First Place -County Level- at the “Juan Escutia” Oratory challenge called by the Nayarit State Congress with the subject “The Children s Values”. Over the past three years, 2011, 2012 and 2013, she has received the level of Excellence and the highest punctuation at the “Prueba Enlace” test given annually by the Ministry of Education in all Mexico’s schools. César Daniel Ibarria Perez, 11 years old When he was six years old, César won First Place -County

Level- at the “Juan Escutia” Oratory challenge called by the Nayarit State Congress and the First Place, B category State Level with the subject “The Mexican Revolution and its centennial.” In 2010, he was invited by the County President to participate at the Mexican Bicentennial Festivities with the subject “ The Independent Mexico that Children Desire.” When César was ten years old, he won First Place -County Level- at the “Juan Escutia” Oratory challenge called by the Nayarit State Congress and third Place, C category State Level with the subject “The Children s Values.” Children Choir “Campo Estrella” The children choir “Campo Estrella” is a group of 30 girls and boys, ages 6 to 14 years old from Compostela city capital of Compostela County. This choir has started to plant the seed of art and culture thru music and chanting, deepening its participants in the marvelous world of music as its discipline. For more information and photos of everyone check out the webpage at http://chacalavillagemusicfestival.com/ Semana Santa is just around the corner…and many folks will be leaving. So, whatever you end up doing…get out there and have some fun! And I will see you around the Riviera Nayarit!

Cat Morgan owns the RivieraNayaritFun.com Regional Network. For any questions, comments or Riviera Nayarit news, contact Cat at Cat@RivieraNayaritFun.com

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My Life In Vallarta By Lois Ellison loell87@yahoo.com

Nothing Is Ever Easy

f you’ve read some of my previous columns, you know that I’m a firm believer that walking is the ideal transportation mode. Fleets of taxis and buses stand ready to take us to areas not easily reached on foot. Who needs a car? What I didn’t write about were the periodic conversations we had about getting a car that went something like this. Husband: “Sure would be nice to have a car”. Wife: “Seems like a pretty expensive way to do our shopping”. To me, it just seemed like a lot of money to tie up in something we were doing just fine without. To make my point, I calculated how many taxi rides we could take for the cost of a mid-priced used car plus the annual insurance and license costs. Believe me, the results were staggering. You can imagine how surprised my husband was when I woke up in the middle of the night recently declaring “I think we should buy a car”. No doubt he thought he was dreaming, but I’d had an epiphany. I’m not sure what brought it on.

Maybe it was renting a car while friends were here and realizing how easy it was to explore outside of town. Or maybe it was a particularly hair raising taxi ride, or the bus driver who was practicing for the Indy 500. Not to mention we were finally selling our extra condo and that money was starting to burn a hole in my pocket. First stop, Craig’s List. I persuaded my husband that would be cheaper than going to a dealer. Several cars looked promising so I fired off a bunch of emails and waited. Meantime, I asked my good friend Google for information about the process of buying a used car in Mexico. The more we learned, the less interested we were in buying from a private party: So many regulations and so much paperwork. Prior to 2012, every car that was sold was assessed a special tax known as a tenencia every year for ten years. So if you buy a car that was built before the law changed, you need the original factura and the tax documents for each year showing payment of the tax. If there was more than one owner, well, you get the picture. Suddenly dealing with all that

paper work seemed monumental. Dealerships would handle all that nasty paperwork. At dealerships used cars are known as “semi-nuevos” but the few that they had were mostly too “nuevo” which translates to too expensive. Feeling dejected, just as we left the last dealership, a shiny small red SUV beckoned to me. It was bigger and more expensive than what we had in mind but it looked so SAFE. Another epiphany. The next day we arrived armed with a printout from Kelley Blue Book. Following a great test drive, we presented our offer, backed up by the kbb analysis. After a brief consultation with her boss, the sales rep smiled sweetly and said they’d only come down 500 pesos. Now we’ve never been known for

our patience. When we decide what we want, we want it. In a heartbeat, rational thought was replaced by urgency so we struck a deal, and gave a deposit, along with copies of countless documents and ID’s. The rep assured us that when we returned the next week, since we had the same bank as they did, it would be a simple matter to transfer the funds from our account to theirs. She’d then whip up the paper work and we drive off into the sunset. It didn’t quite go as planned. When we got there she informed us that we had to go to the bank to authorize the transfer. It couldn’t be done while we were at her office. Or we could write a check and wait for it to clear. Well, the bank was closing in 30 minutes and we don’t

like waiting so we grabbed a taxi and took care of that. Back at her desk, we learned that the State offices had closed at 2:30 so we’d have to return the next morning. Now if you’re wondering why she didn’t tell us these things originally so we could have planned better, welcome to the club. That’s just not how it works. Finally on our 5th trip to the dealer, we were handed the keys, our insurance policy and most of the paperwork. Alas, no one had gone to the State offices to get our final ownership papers. It was Friday and Monday was a holiday so we will return to the dealer tomorrow. At least we won’t have to take a taxi; the fares just went up around 20%.

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Steps for Purchasing a Property in Puerto Vallarta Pt 5: By Miguel Fernandez miguel@g3mex.com

ou’ve purchased your home in Puerto Vallarta, and now you’re ready to start planning your move. Many expats opt to stay here only during the high-season (November-March), since they still have a lot of ties to the US and Canada. Others choose to sell everything up north, and become permanent residents of Mexico. If you’re only staying for up to 6 months at a time (less than 180 days) you can simply come and go with a tourist visa (FMM), but if you’re planning to stay longer, you’ll need to petition for residency. The first step is to go to a Mexican consulate in your home

country, and submit the necessary paperwork for a petition for residency in Mexico. Bring that paperwork down with you to the local immigration office. Puerto Vallarta’s Instituto Nacional de Migracion (INM) office is located adjacent to the dock where the cruise ships arrive. They can explain the process, or you can begin it yourself by going online at: http://www.inm.gob.mx/. It’s relatively simple, though sometimes time consuming, and the staff at immigration can help you, as many of them speak English fluently. A lot of people choose hire someone to assist them with the process. As with any

bureaucratic office, you may be required to make a number of visits to submit different types of paperwork. Too, all of the documentation is in Spanish, so a higher level of fluency in the language is helpful. When you go to immigration you’ll see that half of the people waiting in line are lawyers, or third parties, assisting expats with their paperwork. Usually, this type of assistance will cost your about $200 USD, and it can be worth it, if it’s your first time petitioning, and you are unsure of the rules a regulations. Your real estate agent, or another trusted expat can recommend a competent individual to help you with the process.

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This visa is renewable for 1, 2, 3, or 4 years (prices vary depending upon the number of years) at the end of the 4-year-period you will be required to apply for a Permanent Resident Visa or you will need to leave the country. As a Temporary Resident, you can come and go from the Mexico as many times as you want. If you plan to work, you will need to apply for the “lucrativa” classification, proving that the work that you are doing here is essential, unique and does not deprive a Mexican National of employment. In the event that you are retired, or economically self-sufficient you will need to prove that you have adequate funds to live here without working. Visa de Residente Permanente - Permanent Resident Visa With this status you are considered a permanent resident of Mexico, though you can travel freely in and out of the county. To apply for Permanent Residency you must either have blood or marital ties to a Mexican National, or have enough assets to support yourself while living here. You can also apply if you have 4-years-status with a valid Temporary Residency visa. This visa is a better option if you are totally sure that you want to reside in Mexico.

Also, this visa affords you the ability to work in Mexico, though you must prove certain criteria to do so. It is best to consult an attorney to have them assist in the event of this type of circumstance. Mexican Citizenship Is a very handy status to have, especially if you plan to make Mexico your permanent home, and you want to invest in property and/or own a business. You have many more rights than with the Temporary or Permanent residency visas. It’s possible to apply for a Mexican passport, and also maintain your Canadian or US citizenship. You’re eligible to apply if you are married to a Mexican National or have Permanent Residency status. There’s a mandatory multiple-choice quiz, which requires a basic understanding of Spanish, but it ‘s not too challenging. For detailed information (in both English and Spanish), go to the Instituto Nacional de Migracion (INM) site at www.inm.gob.mx/. You can contact my office anytime at 322-209-0832 the agents and staff of G3MEX Real Estate Group are always available to help assist you with questions that you might have about moving to Mexico.

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Non-Profit and Charitable Organizations For visitors to Puerto Vallarta who wish to support the less privileged in our paradise, this is a list of some of the many organizations that could benefit from such kind gestures. If you would like your organization recognized here, please email details to editor@vallartatribune.com. Acción En La Cruz: aid residents of La Cruz de Huanacaxtle by providing provisions in exchange for community services performed. www.landon5120.wix.com/accionenlacruz Alcoholics Anonymous: In English Puerto Vallarta Alanon Club - Basilio Badillo 329 www.recoverpv.com American Legion Post 14: raises resources and manpower to improve facilities needing building maintenance www.americanlegion14.org Asilo San Juan Diego Home for the Elderly - Contact: Lupita Sanchez Covarrubias 222-1257 or malupita88@hotmail.com or www.mexonline.com\asilosanjuandiego.htm Asociación Down - Assistance to persons with Down’s Syndrome – Contact: Ana Catalina Eisenring at 224-9577. Banderas Bay Women’s Shelter - Safe shelter for women & children victims of domestic violence. www.compassionforthefamily.org Becas Vallarta, A.C. – Provides scholarships to high school and university students. Tax-deductible in Mexico and USA. Polly Vicars at (322) 223-1371 or Buri Gray at (322) 221-5285. www.puerto-vallarta.com/amf Bucerias Bilingual Community Center: Supporting families, seniors in Bucerias. www.buceriasbilingualcommunitycenter.org

Casa Hogar - A shelter for orphaned, abandoned, disadvantaged or vulnerable children. Luz Aurora Arredondo at 221-1908, Rita Millan (322) 141-6974. casamaximocornejo@gmail.com

www.familiesatthedump.org or 297-7425

Centro Comunitario SETAC-GLBT – Services the GLBT community, including treatment and referrals, education, English classes, HIV testing and counseling. Paco Arjona 224-1974 or paco@setac.com.mx

Friends of PV Animals Volunteers working to enhance the lives of shelter animals. For info and donations visit www.friendsofpvanimals.com

Clinica de Rehabilitación Santa Barbara Rehabilitation of the handicapped. Contact: Laura Lopez Portillo Rodriguez at 224-2754. COLINA Spay and Neuter Clinic - Free and by-donation sterilization clinic in Old Town. Only open Sundays, arrive by 8am, no reservations are taken. Contact: cez@rogers.com or 322-104-6609 CompassionNet Impact – Transforming the lives of people living in chronic poverty. Job creation, education, emergency food, medicine & clothing. Tax-deductible. Cell: (322) 133-7263 or ric@4compassion.org Cruz Roja (Red Cross) - Handles hospital and emergency service in Vallarta. It is the only facility that is authorized to offer assistance to injured people on the street. Contact: 222-1533, 222-4973 Desayunos para los Niños de Vallarta A.C. Feeding programs, education programs, day care centers for single mothers. 22 343 11 or 22 225 72 FB/desayunosninosvallarta Discapacitados de Vallarta, A.C. (DIVAC) association of handicapped individuals dedicated to helping one another. Ivan Applegate at 221-5153. Families At The Dump: Supporting families living in the landfill or garbage dump thru education and sustainable opportunities.

ADORABLE DOG IN THE SPOTLIGHT...Lily Lily was rescued along with her mom and siblings when she was quite young. Mom Brandy had been living on the streets of Boca until a local family came to her aid. Then the family discovered she was pregnant and they knew they could not afford to take care of the mom and her puppies so we were contacted. Lily is about six months old and a typical, loving, high energy puppy. She weighs about 11 kilos or a bit over 24 pounds. Lily is the perfect dog for anyone who loves long walks and exploring. She is just a beautiful, sweet tempered little girl. Please contact us at spcapv@gmail.com.

Grupo Ecológico de Puerto Vallarta: Arq. Luz del Carmen Pérez Alvarez cayro_13@ hotmail.com grupoecologico.com

Horizonte de Paz: Shelter for men of all ages who are troubled with alcohol & drug addiction. Donato Schimizzi: 322 199 9523 or Roberto: 281 0644 dschimizzi@yahoo.com La Brigada de la Basur:a A weekly meeting of neighborhood children to clean Vallarta Streets. Contact Que?Pasa 223-4006 Navy League - assists in the transportation of donated medical supplies from the U.S., organizes work groups to paint and repair facilities, and operates the local Toys for Tots program. www.vallartanavyleague.org. New Life Mexico - Challenging Child Poverty with health and education programs. Philippa Vernon pvp@newlifemexico.com

Ricardo Murrieta at 224-9966 or Jimmie Ellis at 222-1478. Proyecto Pitillal, “Busca un Amigo” - Association created by underprivileged mothers of paralyzed children. Contact: 299-4495. Puerto Vallarta Garden Club: Beautify and protecting the environment. www.vallartagardenclub.com PuRR Project - A no-kill cat shelter, a natural un-caged environment. www.purrproject.com Refugio Infantil Santa Esperanza- Shelter for Children. Tax-deductible. www.ccshf.ca Roma’s Kids - Educate the children of the Volcanes and surrounding area: Math, English and computer programs a priority. 100% goes to the kids. www.kids.romamexico.com The International Friendship Club (IFC) Supports the Cleft Palate Surgery Program & families in need. 322-222-5466. www.ifcvallarta.com. ifcvallarta@gmail.com.

Paraíso Felino AC Refuge and Adoption Centre for cats and kittens in the Bay of Banderas. Luis Donaldo Cel. (322) 120-4092

Toys for Tots Vallarta - Distributes toys and constructs playgrounds for less-advantaged kids in the Puerto Vallarta area during the Christmas holiday period. Jerry Lafferty 322 221 6156 or Lourdes Bizarro lourdes. bizarro@marriotthotels.com.

Pasitos de Luz - substitute home for low income children with any type of handicap, offers rehabilitation services and special support to their families. 299-4146. www.pasitosdeluz.org

Vallarta Saludable (Healthy) – Healthy living through organics, stevias, cooking workshops, serums reversing dialysis and reality show. NAOTF.org Suzy Chaffee suzynativevoices@aol.com

PEACEAnimals - Free mobile spay/neuter clinic operating 48 weeks a year, primarily in Puerto Vallarta. Tax-deductible. www.peaceanimals.org

Mexico Ministries & Mission, Inc. raises funds to help feed and clothe the poor in Vallarta, as well as provide school supplies, a prison ministry, and baby blankets for the newborns at the Regional Hospital. Contact Fr. Jack+ 044 322 229-1129 christchurchbythesea.org

Pro Biblioteca de Vallarta - Raises funds for Los Mangos Public Library. Tax-deductible

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tiring, hectic week for everyone connected with The Voice of Vallarta with shows every evening in the Red Room. Strain showed on the faces of the contestants as they waited for their scores from Head Judge Alain Perrault. The Main Stage was set up as a cabaret - raised stage in the center, contestants comfortably seated on the left and judges on the right. Everyone enjoyed

cocktails as each performer sang three songs and then it was crunch time. Judge Elizabeth, clearly disappointed in Coral’s appearance (not for the first time), asked her straight out: “Why do you sabotage yourself?” Coral could, I repeat, COULD win this contest. Her voice is different and THAT sells tickets to shows and people buy CD’s to hear a ‘different’ voice and they don’t come around very often. So

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by Marcia Blondin

here is MY public plea to her: stop shooting yourself in the foot. When you are rich and famous you can look, act, be as obstinate as you want and do whateverthehell you please. Until then, Coral: L I S T E N. If you do, you will be The Voice of Vallarta. Rafael was eliminated and now there are four. Be at the Main Stage Sunday at 8pm and don’t forget to vote on Facebook.

Buffet Breakfast/Art Sale For Children With Cancer WHEN: April 4 - 9:30am WHERE: Old Town Bistro

he Old Town Bistro restaurant and Galeria Vallarta have cordially offered to host a fabulous Buffet Breakfast and Art Sale for benefit of Canica Children with Cancer of Puerto Vallarta on Friday, April 4 at 9:30 a.m. at Basilio Badillo 180 in the Zona Romantica. There will be a raffle with great prizes, music and a large selection of paintings and prints for sale at very accessible prices with a

portion of the art sales and tickets going to Canica for the continuing treatment of our precious children who are suffering from cancer. Local and international Artists participating in the sale are Marta Gilbert, Evelyne Boren, Oswaldo Orozco, Steven King, Philippo LoGrande, Ernesto Godinez, Ezequiel Esparza, Anton Hardt, Colin Bell, Jane Romanishko, Pat Haley, Alfredo Garcia, Steve Fischer, Sonia Saldaña,and more. Tickets include the buffet for only

200 pesos available at the Old Town Bistro and Galeria Vallarta, Guerrero 187, 110 2nd floor,or reserve by emailing auroradelatorrepv@ yahoo.com orvellamar53@hotmail. com. More information about the organization offering comprehensive care for local needy children suffering from cancer can be found at http://canicapvr.wordpress.com/ our-children/ or www.pvangeles. com Please get your tickets now for this special event and give hope to these special children.

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Learn about the public art in Vallarta

he highly popular Malecon Sculpture Tour created and led by Galeria Pacifico´s Gary Thompson will finish its eighth season on April 15th. The remaining four tours occur on Tuesday mornings at 9:30 with no reservations necessary. One must only show up at the “Millennium” sculpture next the Hotel Rosita at the north end of the Malecon. The approximately two hour tour starts with the artist Mathis Lidice explaining the various

symbols included in his “Millennium sculpture,” and ends at Galeria Pacfico where the sculptor Jim Demetro is usually present to talk about his sculpture featured on the tour, “Dancers of Vallarta,” as well as his two other monumental bronzes in Vallarta, “Woman Washing Clothes” near the beach in front of the Molino de Agua Condominiums and the recently inaugurated burro installation, “Andale Bernardo,” which is located at Lazaro Cardenas Park

in the Romantic Zone. In between, Thompson talks about each sculpture and Kevin Simpson of the Peyote People and Colectika galleries explains the symbols relating to the Huichol Indians that have been created with pebbles imbedded in the pavement of the Malecon. More information may be obtained from Galeria Pacifico by calling (322) 222 1982 or 222 5502 or emailing GaleriaPacifico@gmail.com

The Bugambilia Festival 2014: The party continues! By Marcia Blondin

n anonymous donor recently pledged to match up to $80,000 pesos by March 31st so that the PV Garden Club can purchase a muchneeded water truck to care for existing plantings in Vallarta. We have reached half that goal and have only two weeks left to make this dream a reality. This is a plea to all visitors and residents alike

that want to see Vallarta become more beautiful; it is one thing to plant a bougainvillea but without water it will die. Circumstances have demonstrated the only way to sustain the lives of hundreds of bougainvilleas is for us to not only plant them but to water, prune and care for them forever. We will celebrate the Second Annual Bugambilia Festival this May 9, 10 & 11 and hope one day Puerto Vallarta can add “The

Bougainvillea Capital of the World” to its name. It will take time, of course, but we are deeply committed to this happening sooner rather than later! We have met with Lic. Gustavo Gonzalez Villasenor, ex-mayor of Vallarta and now Deputy of the 5th District and President of the Tourism Commission and he has agreed to help us make this Bugambilia Festival a huge international success. His enthusiasm was equal to our own:

4th Annual Every Tuesday Night Film Series Costa Banderas Chapter of Democrats Abroad March 18th, 2014 La ley de Herodes / (Herod’s Law) 120 minutes. For more information, go to the following website http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0221344/ Gates open at 6:00 pm and all films begin at 7:00 pm. Advance tickets are available for a donation of 60 pesos at the Paradise Community Center. 70 pesos at the door. Films are shown at Paradise Community Center is located at 127 Pulpito, Puerto Vallarta, directly across from Coco’s Kitchen in the Zona Romantica.

It’s all about filling Puerto Vallarta with bougainvilleas and by doing so sustain and encourage even more tourists to visit our piece of paradise. You can help by donating money (for the water truck), time (volunteer to help during the Festival) and energy (plant bougainvilleas!) and by purchasing

tickets for our events at my table during Saturday Co-op Market at the Paradise Community Center or at vallartatickets.com.

For further information please contact: Kimberley at ziggy523@comcast.net Matthias at matthias.vogt@usa.net

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The police station or the fire department is 060. For Non-Emergency calls, dial (322) 290-0507 for the Police Dep & (322) 224-7701 for the Fire Department.

Ambulance Services Red Cross Ambulance: 222-1533 Global Ambulance: 226-1014

Hospitals Ameri-Med Hospital: 226-2080 Cornerstone Hospital: 224-9400 San Javier Hospital: 226-1010 Medasist Hospital: 223-0444 C.M.Q. Hospital: 223-1919 I.M.S.S. Hospital: 224-3838 Regional Hospital: 224-4000

Other Important Phone Numbers American Consulate: (322)222-0069 or 01-333-268-2145 Canadian Consulate: (322) 293-0098 Motor Vehicle Dept: 224-8484 Consumer Protection (PROFECO): 225-0000 Immigration Office: 221-1380 National Telegraph: 224-7970 Electric Company (CFE): 071 Water Company (SEAPAL): 223-1516 Municipal Services: 223-2500 Tourist Protection: 223-2500 Ministerio Publico: 222-1762 Animal Protection: 221-0078 Wake-Up Service: 031

LIVE MUSIC VENUES OWNERS *DEVELOPERS

Please be sure to contact the venue to confirm all events. Café Roma Encino 287 Centro Mon-Sun 10:pm -3:00 am

El Patio de mi Casa Guerrero 311 esq. Matamoros 322.222.0743

Beboteros Diaz Ordaz 565 Malecon 322.113.0099

El Rio BBQ Bar 322.222.2510 www.elriobbqbar.com

Benito’s Paninoteca Bar Nima Bay, Local 12, “Marina Vallarta” 322.209.0287 El Dorado Pulpito # 102, Playa los Muertos” 322.222.4124

Emergency Phone for Sayulita

Emergency Numbers for Bucerias & La Cruz DEVELOPERS or OWNERS ONLY

Encore Lazaro Cardenas51, Bucerias 329.298.0140 La Bodeguita Del Medio Paseo Diaz Ordaz 858, Malecon” 322.223.1583 Tu-Sun 9:30-2:00 am Murphy’s Irish Pub Morelos 484 Altos 1, Centro

Dial 066 from any standard land line. Dial 080 from Mexican cell phones. To report suspicious activity in Sayulita, please dial 045-322-141-5994.

Paradise Stage Concerts Pulpito 127 at Olas Altas 322.133.7263 La Palapa Pulpito#103, Playa los Muertos” 322.222.5225

Las Adelitas Av. Fluvial Vallarta 234 322.293.7778 / 322.113.0373 Nacho Daddy

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Numbers for the Police Department in case of emergency are 291-0049 and 291-0666. Emergency number: 066 Police, Bucerias & La Cruz: 298-1020 Civil Protection (Fire, Ambulance): 291-0295 Ambulance, Santa Rosa Clinic: 298-0157

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Challenge your brain! Sudoku is easy to play and the rules are simple. Fill in the blanks so that each row, each column, and each of the nine 3x3 grids contain only one of each of the numbers 1 through 9.

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Number Blocks

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Word Search

What’s a number block you ask? A number block is group of numbers formed in a block. The numbers in each row add up to the totals to the right. The numbers in each column add up to the totals along the bottom. The diagonal lines also add up the totals to the right. Some of the numbers are missing. Try to fill in the missing numbers between 0 and 12.

EXPLORERS Can you find the hidden explorers? They may be horizontal, vertical, diagonal, forwards or backwards. ALBATROSS, BUDGIE, BUZZARD, CANARY, CORMORANT, CRANE, CROW, DOVE, EAGLE, EMU, FINCH, FLAMINGO, HAWK, HERON, JACKDAW, KESTREL, KOOKABURRA, LAPWING, LARK, NIGHTINGALE, OSTRICH, OWL, PARROT, PENGUIN, PIGEON, QUAIL, RAVEN, ROBIN, SANDPIPER, SEAGULL, SPARROW, STORK, SWALLOW, TERN, TOUCAN, VULTURE.

Commonym 1 1. A Ball - A Fish - A Cold 2. A Ball - A Salad - A Coin 3. A Cork - A Question - A Balloon 4. A Bottle - A Baseball Player - A Mushroom 5. A Bell - Mouth - A Shoe 6. A Tug of War - The Nightly News - A Boat 7. Seventeen - Time - People 8. A Basketball Court - A Highway - A Bowling Alley 9. Fog A Jack - A Body Builder 10. A Hockey Game - A Restaurant - A Bank

Commonym 1 Answers 1. they are caught 2. they are tossed 3. they are popped 4. they have caps 5. they have tongues 6. they have anchors 7. they are magazines 8. they have lanes 9. they lift 10. they have checks

What’s a commonym you ask? A commonyms is group of words that have a common trait in the three words/items listed. For example: thewords; A car - A tree - An elephant.. they all have trunks. These will make you think!

Wuzzle 15 Answers 1. Keeping You Out of Trouble 2. Foreign Movie 3. A Little Rough Around the Edges 4. Too Little, Too Late 5. Double Your Money Back 6. Start of Something Big

Commonym

Wuzzles

What’s a wuzzle you ask? A wuzzle is a saying/phrase that is made up of a display of words, in an interesting way.The object is to try to figure out the well-known saying, person, place, or thing that each wuzzle is meant to represent.

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