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Friday March 28 - April 03, 2014 PRESIDENT OF THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS Fernando Gonzalez Corona Director Victor Falcon victorfalcon@Outlook.com Editor Lic. Madeline Milne mmilne@Vallartatribune.com Editorial Board Marcia Blondin Raymond C. Beaty Lois Ellison John & Christie Forget Landon Hollander Nancy Van Landingham Robina Oliver Sales Team Fernando ayala lopez SALES manager salestribune@outlook.com JESUS ARENAS ventastribuna7@yahoo.com Rebeca Castellón rebeca.castellonn@gmail.com Community Manager / Sales Julie Mongeau juliemongeau@gmail.com Designer Cynthia E. Andrade G. cisandra@vallartatribune.com Vallarta Tribune is an activity and entertainment guide and merely publishes information as it is provided by the advertiser or event host. We do not assume responsibility in errors or omissions other than to correct them as soon as they are made known to us regarding event schedules, locations and/or prices. In addition, we do not assume any responsibility for erroneous inclusion or exclusion of information except to take reasonable care to ensure accuracy, that permission has been obtained to use it, and to remove it as soon as is practical upon receiving your notification of error. We recommend you always confirm prior to attending or visiting an event or establishment. Weekly publication edited, printed and distributed by Ediciones y Publicaciones Siete Junio, SA de CV Grupo Editorial Tribuna Calle 21 de Marzo # 1174 Col. Lomas del Coapinole Del. El Pitillal, Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco México CP 48290 Tel. (322) 226-0829, 226-0800 editor@vallartatribune.com * www.vallartatribune.com * www.facebook.com/vallarta.tribune

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Welcome to Puerto Vallarta and Riviera Nayarit Here is some advice to make your trip a little easier and more enjoyable. TIME ZONE: The entire state of Jalisco is on Central Time, as is the southern part of the State of Nayarit starting from San Blas in the north. BUSES: A system of urban buses with different routes can bring you from one end of the bay to the other and all the spots in between. Current fare is $7.50 pesos per ticket and passengers must purchase a new ticket every time they board another bus. There are no “transfers”. TAXIS: There are set rates within defined zones of town. Do not enter a taxi without agreeing on the price with the driver first. Price is per trip not person. MONEY EXCHANGE: Although you may have to wait in line for a few minutes, banks will give you a higher rate of exchange than the exchange booths (caja de cambio). You will need your passport. Better yet, use your bank card to withdraw funds from any ATM machine. Note that ATM’s in the banks are the safest to use and generally charge lower fees. DRINKING WATER: For the 17th year in a row, Puerto Vallarta’s water has been awarded a certification of purity for human consumption. The quality of the water tested at the purification plant varies greatly from what comes out of the tap at the other end. So do be careful. If you want to be doubly sure, you can pick up bottled water just about anywhere.

EXPORTING PETS: Fall in love with the street dog outside your hotel or a puppy on the Malecon doesn’t mean they can’t come home with you. The process is fairly inexpensive and only takes a day or two. You need a certificate of health from a local vet among other things. The time of year that pets can travel in the cargo section of the plane may be your biggest challenge. For the most up-to-date information contact the Puerto Vallarta SPCA at spcapv@gmail.com. COMMON SENSE: Just as you wouldn’t walk around your hometown drunk and beligerent, it is not acceptable to do that here. While Mexicans are a forgiving bunch, basic politeness is appreciated. For the guys, peeing in public is a major faux pas and if you are caught, can get you tossed in jail or an expensive fine. Pay attention to your surroundings. Pay your bills. Be courteous. And have fun! DRINKING AND DRIVING: First off – just don’t. The consequences are not worth it. Taxis are cheap and plentiful. Fines are as much as 10,000 pesos. You can be taken to jail and your vehicle impounded. There are many checkstops on the weekends and you will be asked to blow if they suspect you have been drinking. LEGAL SYSTEM: Not knowing the law is not an valid excuse in Mexico or anywhere. If you find yourself caught in a legal situation be aware that guilt is presumed until your innocence can be proven. This is a very difficult lesson to learn if you are visiting from the United States or Canada in particular. Immediately contact your consulate for assistance.

Calling in Mexico Calling phones in Mexico can be tricky as it is different than in the US or Canada. There are different codes you need to use depending if you are calling landlines or cellular phones and if they are local or long distance. Long-distance calls from within Mexico For national long-distance calls (within Mexico) the code is 01 plus the area code and phone number. For international long-distance calls, first dial 00, then the country code (for the U.S. and Canada the country code is 1, so you would dial 00 + 1 + area code + 7 digit number). Calling Cell Phones (from a land line) If you are calling from a landline within the area code of the Mexican cell phone number dial 044, then the 10 digit number including area code. Outside of the area code (but still within Mexico) dial 045 and then the 10 digit phone number. Cell phone to cell phone only requires the 10 digit number. Phone Cards Phone cards (“tarjetas telefonicas”) for use in pay phones can be bought at newstands and in pharmacies in denominations of 30, 50 and 100 pesos. Pay phones do not accept coins. When buying a phone card for pay phone use, specify that you would like a “tarjeta LADA,” because pre-paid cell phone cards are also sold in the same establishments. Calling Toll-Free Numbers Some toll free numbers work from Mexico to the US and Canada, but many do not. You need to dial a different prefix. To call the following toll free prefixes, dial as follows: 800 numbers Dial 001-880-then the number 866 numbers Dial 001-883-then the number 877 numbers Dial 001-882-then the number 888 numbers Dial 001-881-then the number

Emergencies: 060 Red Cross: 065 Non-Emergency Police 322.290.0507 Fire Department: 322.223.9476 Ambulance: 322.222.1533

Consulates American Consulate Nuevo Vallarta: 322.222.0069 24 hrs Guadalajara: 333.268.2145

Immigration: 322.224.7719 Consumer Protection: 01.800.468.8722 Tourism Offices Jalisco: 322.221.2676 Nayarit: 322.297.1006

Canadian Consulate 322.293.2894 24 hrs: 1.800.706.2900

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Editor´s Note

damning article recently came out in the Globe and Mail (Canada’s prestigious national daily) condemning the Harper Government (Federal) for its implementation of strict visa laws in 2008 for Mexican nationals and Stephen Harpers subsequent behaviour while in Mexico this spring on a diplomatic trip. Despite rumours that the visa restrictions would be removed or at the least lessened, this spring, Harper refused to address the issue. As a result President Peña Nieto has cancelled his scheduled June trip to Canada. Diplomatic relations are strained to say the least. “Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto has cancelled a trip to Canada in June to signal his country’s unhappiness with the Harper government’s refusal to talk about removing visas for Mexicans coming to Canada.” (March 24, 2014 - Pena sends Mexico’s diplomatic reply. Globe and Mail) In an act of good faith, Mexico worked prior to Harpers arrival to remedy a potentially disastrous situation within the Canadian beef industry that would cost the country millions in lost export revenue but this mattered little to Mr. Harper. “Visas were imposed in 2008 after a three-year surge of refugee applications from Mexico, the vast majority of which were turned

down. Despite repeated Mexican requests for the lifting of the visas, they remain in place. Following Mr. Harper’s recent, testy trip to Mexico, there is no indication that they will be lifted.” The truth is that this visa restriction has cost Canada far more than a few (or even many) false refugee claims. Mexican tourism was the fastest growing segment in Canada until this visa was enacted. Mexicans typically spend more money that other travellers and they typically visit more destinations in their travels. Ie. Vancouver, Victoria and Whistler. In addition, the conference market was decimated by this requirement, forcing many prestigious conferences to pull out of Canada. It is in the billions of dollars of lost revenue. “Canada is one of only five countries (Canada, Poland, Ireland, Tunisia, Brazil) to experience a drop in international arrivals in the last 10 years and is one of only two (Canada -18%, Poland -22%) with a double-digit decline. (Mexico increased by more than 15%) Further hindering our success as a tourist destination are the expensive and cumbersome visas required for visitors from our fastest growing markets: Brazil, China, India and Mexico.” 1 As a business owner who brings Mexicans to Canada to hold seminars on retirement, travel and real estate I can confirm that we have lost numerous clients based on the visa requirements. The reality is that in Mexico we enjoy some of the most generous, simplest immigration (travel visas are a no-brainer) processes in the world. While the past couple of years have been confusing/ challenging for those of us caught in the middle of the recent changes, this country remains far more welcoming that Canada (or the United States for that matter.) In this day and age where

Around Town with Julie

fter a few gruelling weeks of rehearsals, work and running around trying to get everything checked off my to-do list, I finally found myself with an afternoon off; what to do? As it turns out my best friends had rented a sailboat with relatives that were in town for the week, and they invited me to tag along and spend the afternoon sailing the bay. Well, I was blown away. I can`t remember the last time I allowed myself to just sit back,

relax and enjoy the moment. Although the whales didn’t come out to play, we did get to watch a variety of schools of fish dance alongside the boat. It made me realize how small we are compared to the vast underwater world, and how little I truly know about it all. This was a great way to motivate me to explore the other side. I think this summer I will invest a little time in taking scuba lessons and finally conquer my fear of the marine world. I have been invited

globalization permeates all we do, the bigoted travel restrictions of the Canadian government are a slap in the face of all Mexicans. While communities and businesses try to foster goodwill and ease the flow of people, information and money, Canada’s policies are an embarrassment. I like to believe that not unlike recognition of gay marriage or the decriminalization of marijuana, one day (hopefully sooner than later) this will be moot point and perhaps in the next Canajuliemongeau@gmail.com

to hone my skills in a pool to then attack the ocean, so why not?! Sue from PV Sea Dive has invited me numerous times to join her on a scuba adventure, no better time than now, Sue I`m going to finally do it! Oh and please don`t forget to come watch me play in Calendar Girls, a fun, cute and touching show brought to you by the Boutique Theatre. Until next week, wish me luck and keep smiling. Julie

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dian federal election we can see these changes occur. For now, I continue to apologize to my Mexican friends. The Harper government is no way a reflection of the values or beliefs of the 1.6 million Canadians who visit your country each year or the hundreds of thousands who do or soon will call Mexico home. So, in light of all this, I suggest we all get together Mexicans, Canadians, Americans and the like, this Saturday, March 29th at El Rio for the 2nd Annual Chili Cook-Off, presented by the Navy League in support of a number of local charities and enjoy ourselves with chili, bbq ribs and cold cervesas. Don’t miss it. Our own Sports Columnist, Joel Hansen, will be one of the esteemed judges. I’d be happy to rant on a bit longer, buy me a beverage at El Rio and we can talk about it more. Have a great week, Madeline References 1 Restoring Canadian Tourism: A Discussion Paper, July 2013. Canadian Chamber of Commerce.

Good Friday Service: English April 18, 2014 at 11:00-12:00 First Baptist Church 181 Argentina, Puerto Vallarta Next to Parque Hidalgo Would you like to share your favourite things to do in Banderas Bay? We would love to share your thoughts on travel and life in Vallarta. Email at mmilne@vallartatribune.com

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Retirees and Investors Flock to 2014 Mexi-Go! Expo

ourteen real estate developments and brokerages from Banderas Bay and other parts of Mexico were in Calgary, Alberta for a one day Mexico Real Estate and Retirement Expo hosted by Mexi-Go! A record 1,400 people passed through the doors of the Deerfoot Inn and Casino on March 15, 2014 to learn more about investment and recreational properties. Each attendee received a complimentary copy of Mexi-Go! Magazine and a chance to win a seven-night stay at Villa Amor Boutique Hotel in Sayulita, Nayarit. In addition to meeting developers and learning more about specific properties, attendees were invited to join in any of the eleven seminars that took place over the course of the day. Each seminar was presented by leading financial or real estate experts from Canada or Mexico. Says retiree Molly Roberts, “We’re ready to buy in Vallarta. This event answered a lot of our questions.” Molly and her husband are interested in a second home in Puerto Vallarta and will be

travelling to Mexico this year to make a decision. Miguel Lemmus, CEO of Lemmus Inver Mexico with properties around Mexico, was quoted as saying, “It was a great platform for us we were able to meet face to face with many qualified Canadian investors under one roof.” Fady Zacarias, Director General of Sabatico Group in Playa del Carmen, said, “We were very surprised to see how many people in Calgary were interested in retirement in México. I think that this is the first step for building a strong relationship between our countries, in which we can offer the product that Canadians are very much willing to have.” Baby-Boomers worldwide are beginning to search for viable warm weather retirement destinations. Projections place over 500,000 Canadians poised to retire and purchase real estate in the coming decade. It is estimated that each purchase will bring $1,000,000 in long-term investment to Mexico, creating jobs and infrastructure that support local communities.

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6 Myths About Voting from Abroad

here are a number of common misconceptions about voting from abroad, which can prevent Americans abroad from exercising their right to vote. Please help us dispel these myths! Myth #1 “I can’t vote. I don’t have a US address anymore.” WRONG. Regardless how long you have lived outside the country, you always retain the right to vote in US Federal elections. Your legal voting address is the last place you resided prior to departing the US. (If you have never lived in the US, many states will allow you to vote using the legal voting address of one of your American parents. Also, depending on state law, it could be that studying or summering in the U.S. is enough to establish residence. Check with local authorities.) Myth #2 “I don’t need to register. I did it last time.” WRONG. The law has changed. Voters living abroad need to mail in a ballot request every Federal election year. Yes, there are some places, like California, which permit “permanent absentee” registration. But, don’t forget that our votes are administered by thousands of

different local authorities across the country, each with its own understanding of the law. Better safe than sorry – send a new ballot request every election year! Myth #3 “They don’t even count overseas ballots. WRONG. Absolutely 100% false. By law, every properly executed absentee ballot must be counted before a final vote count can be certified. However, if the number of outstanding ballots – overseas or otherwise – is smaller than the difference between two candidates, a winner may be called before every last vote has been tallied. Nonetheless, all outstanding ballots are counted before the election result can be certified. Myth #4 “One vote can’t make a difference.” WRONG. Just look at recent election results. Florida 2000: George W. Bush wins the state – and the presidency – by a margin of 537 votes. Washington 2004: Democrat Christine Gregoire becomes Governor by just 133 votes. Minnesota 2008: Al Franken is finally seated in the Senate with a 312-vote victory.

Insurers Announce Convention in Mexico

he Convention of Mexican Insurers, organized by the Mexican Association of Insurance Institutions (AMIS), is one of the most important events in the financial sector of Mexico, with a focus on the domestic and international financial, political and business environment in the insurance industry. The Convention will be held on 6th and 7th of May 2014

at Centro Banamex, Mexico City. Keynote guests include Al Gore - Nobel Peace Prize in 2007 and 45th Vice-President of the United States, Steve Wozniak - cofounder of Apple Computer and Robert Shiller- Nobel Laureate in Economics 2013. This year, the main topic will be disasters and their economic impact. This important issue is certainly relevant parti-

Endemic Magnolia species endangered By Doraliz Terrón Moreno

fter several field studies, it is found that Puerto Vallarta has several species of endangered magnolias. As part of the recent Symposium Simposio sobre Sistemática, Ecología y Conservación de Magnolias en México

“Building a national network of research and Conservation “ organized by Coparmex , the results of the most recent studies on the subject were announced. Researcher Miguel Muñiz Castro addressed the issue of Ecology and Genetics Magnolia vallartensis , Magnolia pacífica and Magnolia pugana, species

Explore Banderas Bay

uerto Vallarta is located in the middle of Banderas Bay, one of the largest bays in Mexico at nearly 100km in length. It is bounded in the north by Punta de Mita and in the south by Cabo Corrientes. It straddles the states of

Jalisco and Nayarit, divided along the Ameca River. The bay is home to many wonderful communities and an abundance of natural wonders. In the winter and spring seasons you can witness the awe inspiring

Myth #5 “If I vote, the IRS will hassle me.” WRONG. Voting in US Federal elections does not affect the determination of tax liability or tax residence. You will not hear from the IRS because you voted in a Federal election, i.e. President, Senate, or House of Representatives. (Note: Voting in state and local elections can potentially affect state and local tax status. You should seek expert advice before voting in state or local elections.) Myth #6 “Voting from abroad is so complicated.” WRONG. This used to be true! Now, US citizens can complete the process of registering and requesting an absentee ballot – and spread the word to friends and colleagues! – in just two minutes flat at www. VoteFromAbroad.org.However, if you would like some assistance with registering to vote, volunteers will be on hand Wednesday, April 9th and Friday, April 11th from 10 am until 2 pm at either of the Mail Boxes, Etc. locations (Plaza Molino de Agua or Plaza Peninsula…MBE is moving from Plaza Caracol) or Philo’s Bar and Music Club in La Cruz de Huanacaxtle.

endemic to this region. He said that the magnolias characteristics similar to orchids, with many of the species are already endangered. During the last two years researchers have discovered 44 new species of magnolias, increasing from 74 to 118 species. He explained that this plant originated 100 million years

ago and in the case of Jalisco, there are 6 different endemic species, but all are endangered. In this regard, he stressed the importance of creating programs to protect the species of Jalisco and protection of forests such as the Sugar Maple forest in Talpa de Allende, which is one of the best preserved natural areas.

beauty of the humpback whales as they calve in the warm waters of the bay, in the summer you can experience the majesty of the sea turtles hatching and returning to their watery world. The fall brings renewed vigour to the mountains and rivers with the fresh rains and revived vegetation.

No matter when you visit, Puerto Vallarta and Riviera Nayarit will share their wonders with you.

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cularly in light of the social and economic problems for Mexico and, for that matter, any country. An analysis was done from the national and international perspective to know not only the consequences they generate in health systems, political and economic, but in the lives of families. Success stories will be discussed and studied for future reference.

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Joint investment of 108 million pesos for innovation projects in Jalisco

joint investment between the federal and state governments and the private sector of 108 million pesos is directed toward hightech projects which were developed in Jalisco. In total 52 projects have been selected. These investments were given to Jalisco companies that boost information technologies, are intended to boost the economy and generate 1300 high-value jobs, giving a total of 4600 jobs in the state’s high-tech industry. Secretary of Innovation, Science

and Technology, Jaime Reyes Oaks explained that 240 million pesos will be invested through the federal program Prosoft and an additional 898 million pesos through the Program of Incentives for Innovation (PEI ). “Prosoft is a program whose goal is to create high-value jobs “ He indicated that these resources will be allocated to different projects in order to bring Jalisco more innovation in the areas of science and technology. Interested applicants should be on the lookout for various “calls” that will be announced in the near future.

World Tourism Is Expected To Continue To Grow

rowth in the world tourism sector, observed at 2.8%, is higher than that of the overall economy. It is of note, that it is predicted that there will also 4.8% growth in visitor exports. China leads G20 countries with a predicted growth of 8.3%. In total, this will generate an additional 6 million jobs in the tourism sector. David Scowsill , president of the World Travel & Tourism Council ( WTTC ) stated: “Some countries have huge positive steps with visa facilitation in recent years , but the economic contribution of many is still retained , in particular due to the restrictive visa policies.” WTTC analysts said this year will be” sunny”. There will be an

increase in the population and there will be a lower unemployment rate. As for last year’s figures, tourism grew 6% and created 266 million of jobs, 6 million more than in 2012. This vital sector generated employment for 1 every 11 workers globally. This growth represents the fourth consecutive annual growth. The WTTC called on the public and private sectors to work together to consider tourism within their sustainability policies. Given the fact that this sector grew more than financial, trade, transportation and manufacturing in a global perspective, its importance cannot be underestimated.

Explore Banderas Bay Here is a selection of some of the many things you can do while visiting us. Walking Tours Take a tour through Puerto Vallarta’s Historic Downtown to learn

about this city’s rich history, famous people, architecture, and cultural and ecological heritage; all this on an easy to moderate two-hour stroll led by a certified guide. Tours leave from the Municipal Tourism Office every Tuesday and

Local fundraising drive begins for the Red Cross Y

ou have likely seen them on in the middle of the road with their white buckets and sheets of little red cross stickers. These volunteers are collecting for the annual fundraising drive for the Red Cross which is funded entirely by donations. Keep some pesos handy so you can give generously each time you pass by. With a call to different sectors of Puerto Vallarta to strengthen the humanitarian work that the Red Cross provides to the community, Mayor Ramón Guerrero Martinez launched the city’s National Collection earmarked for this distinguished institution. The fundraising goal for the city is $500,000 pesos. "By making the Red Cross stronger, we make our communities’ problems weaker. We know this to be true. By helping this global altruistic institution grow, we aid in saving lives. This annual fundraising recognizes the importance of solidarity, a value that we must continue to cultivate. It helps promote a sense of community between Vallarta residents and reminds us of the enormous needs

that much of the population has. We become part of the solution to many problems and help increase viability of life of poor people," the mayor stressed in his message. Thus, he invited all of Vallarta to join this noble cause and come together to break the record collection. “Donating to the Red Cross is significant. It gives a better chance of life to many of our citizens, increases opportunities and helps foster more engagement with our city and our society,” the mayor stressed. The mayor acknowledged the work done during the past several years by Almaraz Uriel Herrera, president of the local Red Cross board and the great team of volunteers who strive day after day to support the population. He urged them to continue working together to strengthen this institution and strengthen Puerto Vallarta. Earlier, the Chairman of the Board of Red Cross in Puerto Vallarta noted that today more than ever, we need the participation of all to continue saving lives He explained that for every

peso given to the Red Cross, 96 cents is spent on hospital needs, training of personnel, gasoline, supplies and other aid. Remarkably, only 4 cents goes to administrative expenses. He also served the reminder that you never know when you might need this venerable institution, making the funding even more important. Also, he reported that last year the institution, the Red Cross provided 1.3 million emergency services free of charge, offered 5.7 million medical services to support those most in need, including those suffering after the devastation caused by Ingrid and Manuel hurricanes. In addition, the Red Cross delivered 8.7 million kilos of humanitarian assistance. To participate in this fundraiser, you can make a donation to the team of volunteers and students scattered throughout intersections and streets in the city. You can also donate by telephone by dialing * 6565 and through Banamex’s branch 261(ask for account 965) or at Bancomer (account 0404040406).

Wednesday at 9:00 a.m. and 12:00 p.m and Saturdays at 9:00 a.m. Shopping in the Zona Romantica – this charming neighbourhood is also called Old Town and is a popular residential area for expats and Mexican families. Along the main streets you will find shops galore, filled with wonderful

authentic crafts, clothing, jewelry, excellent restaurants, spas, theaters and more. Vibrant and friendly, this area offers an excellent day or two (or more!) of exploring. Close to Los Muertos beach, consider ending your day with a sunset margarita at any of the

many beachfront restaurants. Sunsets on the Malecon - Sitting on the edge of the Pacific Ocean never fails to give us a sunset each night. Grab a seat at any of the number of excellent bars and restaurants along the malecon, order your favourite cocktail and let it all slip away.

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In 2013, a record number of Canadian tourists visited Mexico

Paradise and Parenting

or the ninth consecutive year, Mexico welcomed a record number of Canadian tourists during 2013, with the number of visitors totaling 1,599,409. Mexico has now become the world’s tourist destination most visited by Canadians after the U.S. According to the Mexican Tourism Board’s (CPTM) Integrated System of Tourism Markets, last year the five most visited destinations by Canadians were: Cancun, Puerto Vallarta, Los Cabos, Mexico City and Mazatlan. Of note among these locations is Los Cabos, which saw significant growth in the number of Canadians who chose to visit, last year welcoming more than 150,000 Canadian travelers. Globally Mexico was visited by 23.73 million tourists in 2013, which is the largest number in history. In addition to representing record figures for the country, consolidating it as a global tourist power, this figure is 1.4% higher

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Musical Magic with the PVO

O than in 2012. Among the countries with the highest number of tourists visiting Mexico, Canada ranks second only to the United States, which recorded an increase of 9% over 2012. Other countries that experienced significant growth in

the flow of tourists were Colombia with 60%, Russia 40%, Peru 39%, China 27%, and Korea with 26%. For further information, visit the website /www.visitmexico.com/.

ur family has just completed a whirlwind week of: 1) The school talent show. Ask me who was the most stressed in our family and I’ll tell you that it WASN’T the performer. But the boy nailed that Etude, because he’s a Suzuki Violin Book 1 rock star. As for me, I’m still trying to use natural remedies to get the blood pressure back to normal. 2) Chickenpox. I never saw that one coming. She didn’t actually get a very bad case, just enough to get irreversibly spoiled by four hovering adults. She now believes strongly that her Nana’s life purpose is to create on-demand, elaborate hairstyles and her Papa’s is to create and present interesting snacks. 3) Munchkin costume-making for the still-poxed child. I received a letter informing me that my child had been chosen to be in this year’s school musical, The Wizard of Oz, and continued on with the chilling words, “You are responsible for the costume. Have fun with it!” I called my crafty sister-in-law in Canada for tips and I couldn’t hear her for my brother’s maniacal laughter in the background. Perhaps you are probably wondering how our family unwinds after such excitement. We chose to go to the Puerto Vallarta Chamber Orchestra spring concert at the Teatro Vallarta. Normally I’d agree that going to the orchestra is a way to unwind only if the event includes a wellpaid babysitter and a dinner at Archie’s Wok beforehand. However, my son’s violin teacher is Mary MacLachlan, the concert master. And, as I said,

he had just performed rather triumphantly at the talent show. It was only fair to reward him with a bit of music and grandeur. This year the orchestra included a guest appearance from Luna Rumba, a ridiculously talented trio with included flamenco guitar, violin and percussion. I can’t begin to tell you how breath-taking it was, especially when guitarist Cheko Ruiz added in vocals. The entire program repertoire was Latin orchestra music, and it truly soared under the directorship of Daniel Oliveros. The loveliest part of the whole Sunday afternoon, really, was the fact that the theatre was packed with music lovers of every age. Oh sure, it was obvious that Audience Manners Training was in progress during the event (bribe or threat, it’s a hissing whisper that only parents can pull off). But the 3pm start time sent a clear and wonderful message to the families of Vallarta: beautiful music is not just for the ones who don’t shout out “LOOK, mommy, the guy playing the bass was our waiter at lunch today!” (ahem, a simple mistaken identity situation) or don’t try to wave down the concert master in the sparkly dress because “That’s my teacher! She’s famous!” When my daughter simply couldn’t stay in her seat anymore and started doing a little shimmy to the Mambo Potpourri, I glanced around a little nervously. All I saw was a sea of smiles and a few other little folks with dance fever. Muchas gracias to our Puerto Vallarta Chamber Orchestra, who today planted the seeds of beautiful music in so many young hearts.

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This is Juan Ezcurdia and Magdiel Perez Paradise... at Galeria Pacifico on April 2nd

By Marcia Blondin marciavallarta@gmail.com

have been involved with the Paradise Community Center for a couple of years now. I have rarely missed setting up my table at our terrific Saturday Co-op Market to sell my recycled jewelry. I have watched many movies every Tuesday night presented by Democrats Abroad, enjoyed concerts by the Blonde Gypsies, Banderas Bay Jazz Allstars, Luna Rumba, Time 2 Play, et al. I have eaten delicious food cooked up by entrepreneurs and served by devoted volunteers. I have purchased used books and gently worn clothing for a fraction of store-bought originals. I have made wonderful friends and have always felt enormously welcome under that huge palapa that shelters the Paradise Community Center and have written about all of those things every week in this paper. I have written about the good works than emanate from the PCC. How all the profits get put back into the Community. How mouths are fed, people clothed, expats learning Spanish and Mexicans learning to speak English, and now an orphanage is being pieced together to house seven abandoned kids. I’ve written about that, too. What I have missed, sidelined, gone around, ignored, defied, dismissed and forgotten about is the very heart, the center part of the Paradise Community Center. It

is a Church. And, let me tell you what it ISN’T. There are no vestments, no altars dripping with flowers and candles and fancy handmade linens, no places to kneel down, no holy water or burning censers, no bells and no whistles. What there is at the Paradise Church is Pastor Ric and his wife Joy; the congregation are mostly ex-pats so the service is in English. The service itself is a simple amplification of “Love God. Love People. Period.” The atmosphere is friendly, caring, full of positive energy and love. Everything I always looked for “going to Church” growing up and never found. No pageantry, just truth. No fire and brimstone, just gentleness and smiles. Would I recommend the Paradise Church to anyone? No, I’m afraid not. I would recommend it to everyone. See you there on Sunday morning.

Looking for: Architecture and Interior Design Research Intern Kreative Room Work mainly from home and gain valuable work experience being part of a young innovative design team based in Puerto Vallarta. A great opportunity for budding designers and researchers. Kreative Room is looking for a motivated and creative research intern with a passion for interior design, architecture and trending. You must be able to speak English fluently, be competent at online research, familiar with Windows, Adobe programs and sketch up. Drawing skills. Only out-of-the box thinking candidates need apply. Send CV / Resume to karollglez@gmail.com and tell us why you are the right fit for us.

aleria Pacifico will open a two man exhibit during the 6-10 PM Art Walk downtown on Wednesday, April 2. It features two of the most highly accomplished and regarded artists in San Miguel De Allende, Juan Ezcurdia and Magdiel Perez. They have known each other for many years, once having studios 75 feet apart, and in fact the title of this exhibition is “Two Friends.” Both of these painters are in their forties, and both have achieved a high level of success in galleries and museums in Mexico and internationally. They each focus a lot on animals and their interrelation with humans, but the similarities seem to end there. Ezcurdia’s paintings most often present a humorous or irreverent tone, but Perez shows more observance of the mystical. In Juan’s vision, a wolf might be golfing or dancing a tango with a hot blond, whereas with Magdiel

the wolf would be by a “Tree of Life,” communicating with the spirits. The artists’ backgrounds also vary greatly, considering that Ezcurdia was a psychologist before becoming a professional artist, while Perez initially was following in the footsteps of his father, who was a curador or shamanic healer in a traditional Mexican Indian manner. Another difference is that Juan works mostly in acrylics on canvas without texture on a flat plain, but Magdiel uses the

old technique of encaustic with oil, which allows scratching in designs and overlaying colors on a hard wax base to achieve a greater feeling of depth and perspective. The exhibit will be mounted through April 24th, but Galeria Pacifico always maintains an ample display by these talented artists at its location at 174 Aldama, just up from the Malecon. For more info: Tel. 222 1982, GaleriaPacifico@gmail. com, www.GaleriaPacifico.com

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soaps, lotions and body butter make the quintessential gift. Each product is made with organic, skin-loving blends of oils and botanicals from Mexico. The nutrients will nourish your skin as the essential oils deliver the ultimate aromatherapy experience. Be sure to try Banderas SoapBlends’ “Fight the Bite” Body Cream. It’s the perfect blend of Shea butter and sweet almond oil (for moisture) and lemon grass, orange and vanilla (to keep away pesky mosquitos.) Basilio Badillo 326 in Zona Romantica or Facebook

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aturday is just around the corner, and it’s time to head on over to the OTFM-TC! Meet up with friends, listen to music, eat international favorites, get a massage and discover something truly unique. We have over 80 “make it, bake it, grow it” vendors, and this week, we’re featuring exclusive candles, art work, designer clothing and all-natural body products.

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Pedro Tello creates one-of-a-kind art with veiled photographic paper. His subject? The beauty and charm of Puerto Vallarta, of course. Tello, a Vallarta-based selftaught artist, has spent 28 years creating mementos exclusive to this seaside destination. Stop by this weekend to pick out

your favorite Tellografias creation. When he’s not at the Market, Tello can be found at Local 3A Isla del Rio Cuale in Old Town.

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Design, color and light – you get them all with Federico Lopez’s Velas Ivix screen candles. These handcrafted additions will add harmony and luxury to any home, office, patio and spa. Your friends and family will appreciate this stylish gift from one of the world’s most romantic destinations. Facebook or (322) 228-6489

Join us this Saturday for a wide selection of gift ideas and souvenirs as well as unique edibles and heart-healthy services. Impassioned by responsible food production, entrepreneurial development and the “buy local” movement, our OTFM-TC is a North American style market celebrating the tradition of Mexico’s tianguis markets. Located in Lazaro Cárdenas Park, the OTFM-TC is open every Saturday from 9:30 am to 2 pm from the first Saturday in November to the last Saturday in May. Visit us on www.oldtownfm.com or Facebook.

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ainted Ladies are the most common butterfly in the world and can be found on almost every continent. You might be familiar with them from Canada, where this medium sized arrives in mid-summer from their migrations from the southern US and Mexico. There is some indecision as to whether they stage a return migration, with some indications that they might fly at a high altitude

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and have thus been migrating unnoticed. You can run into them almost anywhere in Mexico, especially near their favourite host plants of thistles, burdock, nettles and mallows, where they lay their light green to grey eggs, usually just one per plant. The caterpillars are dark and bristly with white stripes along the sides. Adults will nectar on many species, and apparently, on aphid honeydew!

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From the Balcony

By Molly Williams

rom the third floor balcony of the condo we rent overlooking Playa de los Muertos, we can almost reach out and touch the mariachis on the malecon. They could touch us, too, if the tip jar could reach, but music is abundant so this one is gratis. My favorites are the groups in black and silver, with a horn section and a really big bass. You know it is the shank of the afternoon when the big bass comes along. The mariachi more than anything else sounds like Mexico - trill, steel guitar, hi-ya-ya. Like everything

else here the sweet Cielito Lindo is not the bargain it used to be, but the feeling it evokes is the same; longing and love. From up here the rhythm of the beach and the malecon is like that of the waves - constantly changing yet essentially the same. Earliest out are the exercisers stretching, yoga-ing. Then the ex-pats - Americans and Canadians who spend months at a time here meeting for morning walks and coffees, sometimes inexplicable griping about some or another aspect of

life here in this foreign place they have deliberately chosen. The unreliability of repair service, the labyrinthine style of civil service, post office, banking, etc. I suppose it’s human nature to try to adapt our environments, but as the Eagles said “I don’t know why you’d call someplace paradise and kiss it goodbye.” The hardest working people in PV have to be Rafael and his crew, part of the wait staff at the beachside restaurant on the main floor of the condo building. I have never made it the balcony in the pre full light hours without one of them already out there, raking the sand in a Sisyphysian attempt to tame the beach, setting out table and chairs for the day’s play, picking up the night’s refuse. They set out napkins and shakers, starting the breakfast fun which will morph into desemadoras and buckets of beer by noon. All day, every day, the crew back and forth, with cheer and clean white shorts and socks, possibly wondering why they have been cursed/blessed with this

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position in the sun. The cruise ship emerges on the horizon, materializing out of the mist smaller than my toenail. I have an odd fascination with these lumbering monsters - I announce their presence each morning and wave their departure into the sunset like some lovesick stateside war bride. I love being ON a cruise ship, but I am mesmerized by their slow approaching attack on this unsuspecting port town, belching out braceleted fun-shippers who tear up and down the shore in jet skis and banana boats. The vendors and the excursioners love these day-trippers, but I

am saddened that they never see the real PV I love. When they come back for a longer visit, I wonder if they feel someone has switched out the town on them. My daughter finds this affair I have with the ships amusing. It is one of the ways I mark time here, though - days go by, and then next Wednesday the Carnival ship comes again, and a week is gone. The rhythms of the day swell past the balcony, unhinging the restlessness of home, and allowing me the luxury of time; time to watch, listen, indulge. Time to be in the present. Time to be.

PLAZA CARACOL

Plaza Caracol is the most established shopping centre in Puerto Vallarta with over 25 years in the community. At Plaza Caracol you will find more services, shops and events than any other shopping centre in the city.

Located across the street from Canto del Sol and the Cornerstone Hospital, Plaza Caracol is centrally located in Puerto Vallarta’s Versalles neighbourhood, Only minutes from downtown, Fluvial and the hotel zone.

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Wanderings on Olas Altas By Poncho Davalos alfonso@tropicasa.com

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ello guys and girls, Another week less in our calendar and another fantastic event will be in town, tomorrow, Saturday March 29th at Blanca Blue Restaurant. The PVMC (Puerto Vallarta Men Chorus) will be having a concert and a live auction following with surprising and exciting “live” items. The evening will culminate with dancing to the beat of The Bambinos! This month the PVMC participated in a benefit for the Bucerias Children’s Library at Los Arroyos Verdes and sang in the Mardi Gras Parade. In case you missed their par ticipation, they’ll sing at the Bugambilia Festival in early May and are busy planning a Pride concer t with Reveille, the Tucson Men’s Chorus, on May 23rd. This season the PVMC sang at the PuRR Project Bingo, also they had two free concerts at

Los Arcos on the Malecon and performed at Teatro Vallarta for their holiday concert, Magica Navidad. Also I’m sure some of you enjoyed Elivis Martinez perform “Piel Canela “ . I’m sure will be great culinary delight. Are you ready to enjoy the view of Los Arcos while you are having a delicious three course dinner? What an elegant way to support the first gay men’s chorus in Mexico! Be prepared for a Noche Magica! don’t you think ? Tickets are available at Mail Boxes Etc. in Molino Plaza in the Romantic Zone (corner of Ignacio Vallar ta and Aquiles Serdan) Ticket prices are $1000 pesos per person for the Puer to Vallar ta Men’s Chorus DE COLORES Dinner, Dance and Auction! Guys and girls see you around Olas Altas this week, feel free to e-mail me if you have any questions.

Explore Banderas Bay and more. Venture off the malecon to find the perfect souvenir. Conchas Chinas The south of Puerto Vallarta is a thick jungle full of adventure and excitement. Head south along the

200 highway and you will find the architecturally inspiring community of Conchas Chinas. The beach cove here is excellent for snorkeling. Nogalito

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Where´s The Lime? By Thomas Swanson ColibriDesignVallarta.com

n integral part of Mexican cuisine, the limón is essential in almost every food we eat. It flavors our water, it adds zest to other fruits. What would a fish taco or a shrimp cocktail be like without the lime? And margaritas, tequila shots and Tecate?!? Recently, lime prices have gone through the roof. The majority of limes come from Michoacán, the Tierra Caliente, where vigilantes are finally working to kick out the drug cartels. They are successfully re-taking lime and avocado orchards and returning them to their rightful owners, with little or no help from the state government, I might add. So, without the Knights Templar cartel placing a tax on every lime coming out of Michoacán, why are the prices skyrocketing? It’s gotten ugly. Prices in Mexico City have gone up as much as 800%. What cost 6 or 7 pesos a kilo a few months ago now cost as much 70 pesos. Profeco, the Mexican consumer protection agency, recently closed over a dozen major distributors in the capitol for unfairly raising lime prices without legally required explanations. Prices are at record highs across the country. In Tamaulipas, which normally exports about 20,000 tons of limes a year, they are having to be imported at $60 pesos a kilo. Now part of this is the result of Hurricanes Ingrid and Manuel brutalizing our coasts last summer, but all of this doesn’t appear to be the half of it. In a bizarre twist, it would seem that the drug cartel’s control of the fruit production

actually helped to keep the price gouging from happening. We have been cursing the cartels for years as we have known that everytime we buy an avocado or lime we’re paying a bunch of thugs a portion of the cost for their “protection”. That protection includes who is allowed to grow them, who is allowed to harvest them, who is allowed to truck them to market, and even who is allowed to own the orchards. Hijacking continues to be a major problem, protection or not. As this phenomenon seems to be on the wane, at least in parts of Michoacán, even if it is only temporarily, another problem is emerging. The Chinese name is huánglóngbíng, literally translated as “Yellow Dragon Disease”. It’s not a well- known problem yet, but very soon will be, because to date there is no cure and it is spreading very fast. First showing up in the late 1920s, its spread was slow until 2007. Now, in the last 7 years, it has been found in every citrus producing country on the planet. Fear, greed and speculation take it from there. Known as Citrus Greening in the US, it is caused by a bacteria that infects the entire tree, eventually killing it. First the fruit turns withered and bitter, then the leaves yellow and fall off, then, within a year, the tree is dead.The bacteria is spread by a small bug called the citrus psyllid, or jumping plant

louse, that is very plant specific. The ones that are killing our limes eat only lime trees and thus infect only lime trees. Other psyllids infest other types of citrus. Mexico´s National Sanitary, Quaratine and Agro-Food Quality Service has labeled the Yellow Dragon the “most destructive disease” in the worldwide citrus industry. The disease now threatens over one million acres of citrus trees in Mexico alone. California is waking up... not only are the commercial citrus fields in danger, hundreds of thousands of backyard trees are threatened with extinction. In Florida, research is underway. Penicillin is being administered to infected trees. Research using periwinkle, which is easily infected with this disease, is also underway. There’s even an ongoing Texas AgriLife study using two spinach genes inserted into the citrus trees to try to inhibit the spread of the disease. The difficulty lies in the lack of obvious evidence that any given tree is infected, once it does become obvious, it’s too late. Putting whatever price gouging, speculation and theft aside, let’s hope that what is being done to stop this disease is not too little too late. I just can’t imagine going through our Mexican way of life without being able to serenade your honey in the words of Julietta Venegas, “Yo te quiero con limón y sal.”

The first town South is that of Nogalito. Set back in the jungle it is a charming Mexican village that also is home to one of the most popular day tours - the Canopy Mundo Nogalito Tour with the only tunnel zip-line in town. If you’re feeling the heat, stop at the Punta Negra

bridge and take a drip in the river. Lovely fresh water, lots of little pools to splash in and rocks to dry off on. If you’re lucky, a vendor will come by with snacks and drinks - otherwise pack your own. Mismaloya 15 minutes further is Mismaloya,

a small town set back from the water along a river that leads to the ocean and a number of beach restaurants. This bay looks onto Los Arcos and is a great place to grab a panga boat for a tour of the impressive rocks. If you have time, book a snorkel or dive trip.

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The Opera Event of the Season By David Rohde

ne of the most popular operas of the opera world will be simulcast “live” on April 5th at 11 a.m. at Teatro Vallarta. This is the next offering in the “Live from the Met in HD” series that Puerto Vallarta is fortunate to have. This is a live event meaning that the performance is live in New York on the Met stage and is broadcast to theatres around the world. For the uninitiated, before the opera begins a star of the Met not performing that day will welcome you to the Met and give a brief introduction to the work being performed. The overture will begin with cameras aiming right into the pit and as the curtain goes up the cameras will follow the leads and also give full stage shots. The SUBTITLES ARE IN ENGLISH. At the intermission the cast will file offstage and the host will hand a microphone to one of the leads and interview them on the spot. Other “behind the scenes”perks are interviews with various tech people or the director if it is a new production. “La Boheme” was composed by Puccini and tells

the story of poor, struggling artists, writers and musicians who are surviving by luck and by love. The two main characters are the lovers Rodolfo and Mimi and she is suffering from a fatal illness. Making her Met debut in the role of Mimi is Anita Hartig, a Rumanian soprano, who has sung the role all over Europe. At her debut in NY, the New York Classical Review said that Ms. Hartig“ brought the sort of glowing, mellifluous sound that makes Puccini´s writing light up. A light, even vibrato and warm tone, paired with sculpted phrases made Hartig´s performance the highlight of the evening, and one of the standout debuts of the season. The performance was captivating from beginning to end, both intimate and soaring, sung with both innocence and passion. Hartig was a strong dramatic force, conveying a sense of the vibrant, joyful spirit fighting against the oppressive fatigue of the disease.” This staging, one of the most successful in the Met´s history is by Franco Zeffirelli and is a feast for the eyes. Act I and Act IV take place in a garret studio apartment in Paris.

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pened as a little grill serving fish on a stick some thirty-four years ago, eighty-four year old Abuela Agustina still sits out front of the little restaurant on Olas Altas grilling fish and shrimp while behind her is the bustling restaurant that serves a much larger menu under

a much grander palapa. Sandwiched in between a row of beachfront restaurants, Los Abuelos has a bar, about twenty tables under the palapa and beach chairs with umbrellas along the beach. This friendly little spot has some of the nicest waiters in town. By your second visit, manager

Edward Gonzales and the rest of the staff will recognize you and make you feel like you never left. The menu is standard Mexican seafood along with hamburgers, pasta and a spectacular looking surf and turf plate. The bar is well stocked and offers tropical drinks at two for one

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every day all day long. The $100 peso bucket of beer (6 Corona or Pacifico) is the cheapest on the beach. The food is excellent quality and if there is something you want but don’t see on the menu they will do their best to accommodate you. I recently had the shrimp burger overflowing with perfectly grilled shrimp, served with french fries. We also enjoyed a chunky guacamole that had the perfect bite to it and fresh tortilla chips. In the evening the restaurant

is laid for more formal dining and there is a wide selection of grilled meat and seafood options. The entire place can be rented for events and occasionally you will have live music to serenade you during the evening. Friday evenings there is the cultural dance show in Lazaro Cardenas park, afterward cross over to Los Abuelos to enjoy a romantic beachfront dinner. Personally, this is where I stop on Saturdays after checking out the markets. They always have a

cold bucket of beers ready and a couple of recliners to lie back on. A $100 pesos a cubeta for six cervesas and oceanfront seating can’t be beat. They also have a bucket and wings or ribs specials on all week that will satisfy your afternoon hunger. The prompt, friendly service and great prices make it the go-to place for a day of lazing about and an evening of good times. Open seven days a week from 9-10:30pm they serve a 70

peso breakfast until 11am each morning. For those that like to watch sports at the beach there

are flat screen TV’s set up showing the day’s events on American satellite feeds.

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Steps for Purchasing a Property in Puerto Vallarta Pt 6: By Miguel Fernandez miguel@g3mex.com

Some Final Notes on Moving to Puerto Vallarta

ou’re now a resident of Mexico—congratulations! You may or may not be fluent in Spanish. Total fluency is not required in Puerto Vallarta, and many, many locals are fully bilingual or they speak some English. So, though, you can get along without ever learning Spanish fluently, to really take advantage of your experience here I highly recommend taking some Spanish lessons. We, here in Puerto Vallarta, pride ourselves on being friendly and very welcoming. As a rule we

Moving Your Belongings are naturally accommodating and helpful. So expect a lot of people offering their assistance to you as a foreigner. Use your common sense, and rely on people that you trust for advice. It’s always good to get bids from a variety of laborers and professionals (just as you would in Canada or the U.S.). Your real estate agent and other seasoned expats will be an indispensible resource. Always ask for advice and recommendations. Things do take longer down here. The warm climate, relaxed atmosphere and little daily challenges will make you slow down, too. Which is a big plus. A sense of humor and patience is an amazing asset— there’s no such thing as a “New York Minute” in Puerto Vallarta.

Mexico is brimming over with unique furnishings and decorative items. Much of it can be custom made, in metal and termite resistant wood that will withstand the climate. Many expats choose to move down with as little as possible, especially since a lot of the properties are sold furnished. Certainly, bring your important documents, clothing, personal items, a laptop and a few electronics, but much of what you need, can easily be found in Puerto Vallarta, or on a fun shopping weekend in Guadalajara. Customs has become somewhat more vigilant, so it’s a good idea to be prepared with receipts for new items. As a rule, your personal items will not be

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scrutinized too thoroughly. You may need to pay some duty on new electronics still in the box, so it might be a good idea to take these items out of their packaging. If you are bringing a lot, you will need to make a complete inventory list prior to crossing the border. Check with customs or your local Mexican consulate for guidance.

Moving with Children

Parents entering Mexico with their children must have a passport for each. You will ultimately need a Temporary or Permanent Visa for residency, and school enrollment. So, as I mentioned in a previous article, be sure to petition for these visas at a Mexican consulate in your home country. More information can be found at http:// www.inm.gob.mx/ Puerto Vallarta is paradise for children--beaches, parks, great weather and a lot of bilingual schools. Shopping around for the right educational institution may take time. The Vallarta Tribune’s own Leza Warkentin has some good advice in her recent article, which can be found at http://blog. mexi-go.ca/tag/education-2/

From the Consulate General of Guadalajara website: “You will need a certificate of health for the pet issued by a certified veterinarian issued within fifteen days of departure. You also need a valid certificate of vaccination showing that your pet has had all its vaccinations within fifteen days of departure. It would be best to call Mexican government offices directly for complete information. Contact the nearest Mexican Consulate in the United States, or the “Dirección General de Inspeccion Fitozoosanitaria” in Mexico City, Tel. 011-52-55-5571-3124 Fax 011-52-55-5784-3231.” Your Ties with the U.S. and Canada Most expats that you meet still make trips north to see family and friends. Too, many also maintain foreign bank accounts, investment portfolios and pay taxes in their native country. You might want to do some research with your bank to find out if one of our local Mexican banking institutions has an agreement with yours. It may simplify some transactions and lessen your fees. Also, look into any tax obligations you may have here. A lot of the rules have changed. I found some interesting information at: http://yucalandia. com/living-in-yucatan-mexico/ tax-issues-for-americans-andother-expats-living-in-mexico/ You can contact my office anytime at 322-209-0832 the agents and staff of G3MEX Real Estate Group are always available to help assist you with questions that you might have about moving to Mexico.

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Starting Shot Fired At the 2014 Mexico Cup Regatta

he long awaited Third Edition of the 2014 Mexico Cup Regatta is finally here! Roberto Sandoval Castañeda, Governor of the State of Nayarit, was in charge of the traditional shot fired to mark the start of the race. “The Mexico Cup Regatta is a very important part of the overall tourism promotion of our state,” said the Governor. The Marina at La Cruz de Huanacaxtle, the most modern in the Mexican Pacific, beautifully showcased the natural beauty of the area and the warmth and hospitality of its inhabitants, both of which have made the Riviera Nayarit the host site of this itinerant event. “The people of Nayarit— especially the inhabitants of la Cruz de Huanacaxtle—have managed to consolidate this grand event. The tourists and the competitors who come to spend

their money in the area—we’re talking a minimum of 80 million pesos—allow us to continue to work to help our people. We’ve fired the starting shot to the third successful edition of this event,” said Sandoval. The current regatta continues to break records, bringing in over 300 vessels from about two-dozen participating countries spread out over four continents, according to Peter Wiegandt, President of the event’s Organizing Committee. “We will doubtless continue to come to the Riviera Nayarit as the host region thanks to their incredible infrastructure, not to mention the climate, the 365-day-a-year winds that inspire sailors and, of course, the knowledge that we are so well received,” said Wiegandt. He mentioned the goal is for people to attend and realize there is no place better than the

Riviera Nayarit for this type of events. He reassured the destination that he would be back in 2016, with even higher numbers of participants and looking to break even more records. Results from the day’s competitions will be posted every evening from March 18th through the 30th. For more details on the winners please visit regatacopamexico.com.

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Buffet breakfast/art sale for children with Cancer

aleria Vallarta and the Old Town Bistro restaurant are hosting a fabulous Buffet Breakfast and Art Sale to benefit of Canicas, Children with Cancer on Friday, April 4 at 9:30 a.m. at Basilio Badillo 180 in the Zona Romantica. There will be raffles with great prizes, music and a great selection of paintings and prints for sale at very accessible prices. A portion of the art sales and tickets will go to Canicas for the continuing treatment of our precious children who are suffering from cancer. Tickets are only 200 pesos available at the

Old Town Bistro, Basilio Badillo 180 and Galeria Vallarta, Guerrero 187, 110 2nd floor, or reserve by emailing auroradelatorrepv@yahoo.com, vellamar53@hotmail.com or webart@prodigy. net.mx Please reserve your tickets early so the restaurant can prepare for everyone. More information about the organization offering comprehensive care for local needy children suffering from cancer can be found at http:// canicapvr.wordpress.com/our-children/ or www. pvangeles.com

Bugambilia Festival 2014 Update

Review of Calendar Girl: Boutique Theater

By Marcia Blondin

By Frank K. Meyer

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ee our new truck! BABE is a lovely lady-in-waiting for her water tank to splash all the Garden Club’s plantings until the rains get here. We have enough pledges to pay for this beauty by March 31st; the $80,000 peso challenge has been met! But, time to cough up the bougainvillea money everybody, please!!! Leave your contributions with your name and contact info at Mailboxes, Etc., Ignacio Vallarta 130, Vallarta Garden Club, c/o Matthias Vogt, Box 298. Matthias is our tireless treasurer/pruner/ bon vivant. And, do feel free to give more than you pledged to make the Blue Babe possible. Now we have insurance, gas and oil to add to our list of ways to make Puerto Vallarta the Bougainvillea Capital

of the World! By the way, you may also drop off donations and pick up your event tickets for our Festival - May 9, 10 & 11 - at my table every Saturday Market from 9 to 1 at the Paradise Community Center. Just think: one small bougainvillea planted in your name has the potential to WOW your grandchildren’s children. Help us make this Festival G-L-O-B-A-L in importance: a few sponsorships are still available! For further information please contact: Kimberley at ziggy523@ comcast.net Matthias at matthias. vogt@usa.net

aturday night I was “blown away” by the fantastic talent displayed by the cast of actors and actresses now performing in the play Calendar Girl at the Boutique Theater. Karrie has done it again coming up with this unique play which is based on a true story. Here is an excerpt from that story explaining why the women decided to do the calendar to raise money to help fight leukemia after Angela Baker’s husband John died from non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma in July 1998 at age 54. John Richard Baker was a loving husband and worked as an Assistant National Park Officer for the Yorkshire Dales National Park Authority. From the onset of his illness, John grew sunflowers and gave them to his friends and family, hoping that he would recover by the time that they bloomed. Unfortunately, this was not the case, yet the image of the sunflower remained as a reminder of John and a symbol of the group’s fund raising for

leukemia and lymphomas. The image of the sunflower is present throughout the calendars. But what I enjoyed the most about this outstanding production was the marvellous talent this cast displayed on the stage. Some of these performers I have had the pleasure of appearing with on this very same stage several times recently, and some of them I hope that I will be most

ARE YOU PLANNING TO VOTE FROM ABROAD? In 2009, the MOVE Act was signed into law. This act requires everyone who casts his/her vote from abroad to re-register in many states for every federal election year. This means that each American citizen who lives abroad should determine if they need re-register to vote in the state where you last voted. One way to do that is to check at www.canivote.org, select the state you voted in last, and follow the links to your county. Should you need to re-register go to www.votefromabroad.org OR, if you need assistance, volunteers will be available on April 9th and 11th from 10-2 at the following locations: MBE 2 Locations Plaza Molino de Agua, Ignacio L. Vallarta 130 Local 3, PV Plaza Peninsula, Blvd. Francisco Medina Ascencio, PV, just north of the Pitillal River Philo's Bar and Music Club, 15 Delﬁn, La Cruz de Huanacaxtle For further information, contact John Wilson-Bugbee wbeegood@yahoo.com

fortunate to appear with in the very near future. Here is a brief summary of what I felt as I watched these actors on stage, Saturday night. Bud Shafer was as good as always in his role of the dying John Baker, and Cat Meders was incredible in her role as Chris, as was Amy Frank as Celia. Alice Averett was up to her usual trick of playing dual roles this time of Lady Cravenshire and Brenda. Seeing Mikki Prost on stage in a play once more was certainly a delightful surprise. I have been faithfully going to see her perform many times as Patsy Cline and now seeing her as Marie brought back many memories of when I had the good fortune to perform with her on stage in years gone by. To the other very talented performers; Joanne Shanks, Catherine Beeghly, Katy Dempsey, Christine Fisher, and Julie Mongeau (the Calendar Girls), as well as Denny Griffin and Adam Bishop who are all new to the Boutique stage, I say it is wonderful to see you, and I hope that I may have the good fortune to appear with all of you in the near future.

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Non-Profit and Charitable Organizations For visitors to Puerto Vallarta who wish to support the less privileged in our paradise, this is a list of some of the many organizations that could benefit from such kind gestures. If you would like your organization recognized here, please email details to editor@vallartatribune.com. Acción En La Cruz: aid residents of La Cruz de Huanacaxtle by providing provisions in exchange for community services performed. www. landon5120.wix.com/accionenlacruz Alcoholics Anonymous: In English Puerto Vallarta Alanon Club - Basilio Badillo 329 www. recoverpv.com American Legion Post 14: raises resources and manpower to improve facilities needing building maintenance www.americanlegion14.org Asilo San Juan Diego Home for the Elderly Contact: Lupita Sanchez Covarrubias 222-1257 or malupita88@hotmail.com or www.mexonline. com\asilosanjuandiego.htm Asociación Down - Assistance to persons with Down’s Syndrome – Contact: Ana Catalina Eisenring at 224-9577. Banderas Bay Women’s Shelter - Safe shelter for women & children victims of domestic violence. www.compassionforthefamily.org Becas Vallarta, A.C. – Provides scholarships to high school and university students. Tax-deductible in Mexico and USA. Polly Vicars at (322) 223-1371 or Buri Gray at (322) 221-5285. www. puerto-vallarta.com/amf Bucerias Bilingual Community Center: Supporting families, seniors in Bucerias. www. buceriasbilingualcommunitycenter.org

Casa Hogar - A shelter for orphaned, abandoned, disadvantaged or vulnerable children. Luz Aurora Arredondo at 221-1908, Rita Millan (322) 141-6974. casamaximocornejo@gmail.com

Fundacion Punta de Mita LDG. Ana Lilia Medina Varas de Valdés. ana@ fundacionpuntademita.org Tel. (329) 291 5053 www.fundacionpuntademita.org

Centro Comunitario SETAC-GLBT – Services the GLBT community, including treatment and referrals, education, English classes, HIV testing and counseling. Paco Arjona 224-1974 or paco@ setac.com.mx

Grupo Ecológico de Puerto Vallarta: Arq. Luz del Carmen Pérez Alvarez cayro_13@hotmail. com grupoecologico.com

Clinica de Rehabilitación Santa Barbara Rehabilitation of the handicapped. Contact: Laura Lopez Portillo Rodriguez at 224-2754. COLINA Spay and Neuter Clinic - Free and by-donation sterilization clinic in Old Town. Only open Sundays, Contact: cez@rogers.com or 322-104-6609 CompassionNet Impact – Transforming the lives of people living in chronic poverty. Job creation, education, emergency food, medicine & clothing. Tax-deductible. Cell: (322) 133-7263 or ric@4compassion.org

Proyecto Pitillal, “Busca un Amigo” - Association created by underprivileged mothers of paralyzed children. Contact: 299-4495.

Horizonte de Paz: Shelter for men of all ages who are troubled with alcohol & drug addiction. Donato Schimizzi: 322 199 9523 or Roberto: 281 0644 dschimizzi@yahoo.com

Puerto Vallarta Garden Club: Beautify and protecting the environment. vallartagardenclub.com PuRR Project - A no-kill cat shelter, a natural un-caged environment. www.purrproject.com

La Brigada de la Basur:a A weekly meeting of neighborhood children to clean Vallarta Streets. Contact Que?Pasa 223-4006 Mexico Ministries & Mission, Inc. raises funds to the poor in Vallarta. Contact Fr. Jack+ 044 322 229-1129 christchurchbythesea.org Navy League - assists in the transportation of donated medical supplies from the U.S., organizes work groups to paint and repair facilities, and operates the local Toys for Tots program. www.vallartanavyleague.org.

Desayunos para los Niños de Vallarta A.C. Feeding programs, education programs, day care centers for single mothers. 22 343 11 or 22 225 72 FB/desayunosninosvallarta

New Life Mexico - Challenging Child Poverty with health and education programs. Philippa Vernon pvp@newlifemexico.com

Families At The Dump: Supporting families living in the landfill or garbage dump thru education and sustainable opportunities. www.familiesatthedump.org or 297-7425

ADORABLE DOG IN THE SPOTLIGHT...BUMPER

Bumper is one of ten puppies brought to the sanctuary by some neighbors. All the babies are in really good health and the momma has since been spayed. Bumper is about three months old and a Maltese mix. A typical puppy, he is just a love and as curious as can be about everyone and everything. How can anyone resist those eyes! Surely there is someone looking for a wonderful companion animal who is ready to bond with his fur-ever family. Please contact us at spcapv@gmail.com.

Pro Biblioteca de Vallarta - Raises funds for Los Mangos Public Library. Tax-deductible Ricardo Murrieta at 224-9966 or Jimmie Ellis at 222-1478.

Friends of PV Animals Volunteers working to enhance the lives of shelter animals. For info and donations visit friendsofpvanimals.com

Cruz Roja (Red Cross) - Handles hospital and emergency service in Vallarta. It is the only facility that is authorized to offer assistance to injured people on the street. Contact: 222-1533, 222-4973

Discapacitados de Vallarta, A.C. (DIVAC) association of handicapped individuals dedicated to helping one another. Ivan Applegate at 221-5153.

PEACEAnimals - Free mobile spay/neuter clinic operating 48 weeks a year, primarily in Puerto Vallarta. Tax-deductible. peaceanimals.org

Paraíso Felino AC Refuge and Adoption Centre for cats and kittens in the Bay of Banderas. Luis Donaldo Cel. (322) 120-4092 Pasitos de Luz - substitute home for low income children with any type of handicap, offers rehabilitation services and special support to their families. 299-4146. pasitosdeluz.org

Refugio Infantil Santa Esperanza- Shelter for Children. Tax-deductible. ccshf.ca Roma’s Kids - Educate the children of the Volcanes and surrounding area: Math, English and computer programs a priority. 100% goes to the kids. kids.romamexico.com The International Friendship Club (IFC) Supports the Cleft Palate Surgery Program & families in need. 322-222-5466. ifcvallarta.com. ifcvallarta@gmail.com. Toys for Tots Vallarta - Distributes toys and constructs playgrounds for Puerto Vallarta area during the Christmas holiday period. Jerry Lafferty 322 221 6156 or Lourdes Bizarro lourdes.bizarro@ marriotthotels.com. Vallarta Saludable (Healthy) – Healthy living through organics, stevias, cooking workshops, serums reversing dialysis and reality show. NAOTF.org Suzy Chaffee suzynativevoices@aol.com

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Voices of Vallarta...Track 16

f you are reading this the day the Tribune goes to print (Friday) then we are 48 hours away from knowing who is the VOICE of VALLARTA. There are three women remaining from the original twenty-four contestants: Ofelia the Coquettish Powerhouse, Dorys the Quintessential Entertainer, and Coral the Undeniably Undefined. These three will go head to head Sunday, March 30th starting at

8 pm and will continue until the screaming dies down. The first ANNUAL Voice of Vallarta and our fair city’s first reality show live on Act II’s Main Stage will come to an end followed immediately by two more reality shows! and then? Stay tuned. Danny Maninni and Company are just getting started. Audience and Facebook voting has been critical every

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by Marcia Blondin

step of the way during this exciting and important contest accounting for 50% of the votes. Twice in three months a halfpoint (that’s half of one point! this is like the Olympics!) has toppled contestants with perfect scores. Be early on Sunday evening or you will NOT get a seat. Mexico has superstars like Alejandra Guzman, Selena and Gloria Trevi ... will Ofelia or Dorys or Coral join them?

2nd Annual Chili Cook-Off at El Rio Bar

he American Legion and Navy League are sponsoring their 2nd Annual Charity Chili Cook-Off featuring more than 15 recipes from a broad range of sponsors, including local restaurants and individuals. This always popular event will be held on Saturday, March 29 from 1-5 pm at El Rio Bar and Grill alongside the Cuale River in

Paso Ancho. It’s an “all you can eat” chili plus one order of rib lets and agua fresca costing just $200 pesos per person. Tickets can be purchased at the door or in advance from any of the event’s sponsors, including Steve’s Sports Bar and Carol’s Boutique, both on Basilio Badillo. You won’t want to miss this one! Doors will open at 1 pm, with

Mariachi performing from 1 to 2:30 pm, followed by a performance by Mikki Prost, and Nacho Daddy’s Band finishing the entertainment. There will be two classes of chili judging: one by the attendees’ popular vote to determine 1st, 2nd and 3rd place trophies, and another by three of Vallarta’s top chefs, who will award a “Grand Chef’s Prize.”

International Film Festival Returns to Puerto Vallarta

he 14th edition of the festival, which runs through April 4, 2014 is supported by the family of the late John Huston, the Puerto Vallarta International Film Festival movie stars , producers, film makers, directors and fans from all over the world to Puerto Vallarta for a week of motion picture screenings, conferences, art expos and more. Week-long events include

the screening of a selection of shorts from Ireland’s Schull Film Festival, along with documentaries, photo exhibitions, and other artistic activities at the University of Guadalajara Centro Universitario de la Costa, Los Arcos del Malecón, Plaza Lazaro Cardenas, Jardin El Edén, El Patio de mi Casa, and Mantamar Beach Club. Full schedule of events can be found at http://urbeat.com/blog/nota/ el-ficg-29-en-puerto-vallarta/

Puerto Vallarta Garden Club By Marcia Blondin

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n our three years of existence, the Garden Club has planted dozens of trees and bougainvillea throughout Old Town Puerto Vallarta and Parque

Lazaro Cardenas was completely renovated in 2012. Our most recent exciting project is planting Francisco Rodriguez, the street leading to Vallarta’s new pier. To fund these efforts, PVGC sells lovely hand-painted tiles to adorn the planters, filled with a primavera tree surrounded by

bougainvillea, Corona de Cristo (Crown of Thorns) and other flowering plants. The “designer” tiles feature names, a philosophic note or memorial with the exact words penned by the sponsor. The gorgeous yellow blossoms of the primavera and the

4th Annual Every Tuesday Night Film Series Costa Banderas Chapter of Democrats Abroad April 1st, 2014 Forks Over Knives 90 minutes. For more information, go to the following website http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1567233/ Films are shown at the Paradise Community Center, 127 Pulpito. Gates open at 6:00 pm and all films begin at 7:00 pm. Advance tickets are available for a donation of 60 pesos at the Paradise Community Center. 70 pesos at the door. Films are shown at Paradise Community Center is located at 127 Pulpito, Puerto Vallarta, directly across from Coco’s Kitchen in the Zona Romantica.

colourful bougainvillea now cascade over the streets; all of this in only three years! The annual Bugambilia Festival - this year May 9 to 11 - is the major project of PVGC. Those who were able to attend our Preview Event Fundraiser at Casa Chickie heard about our ambi-

tious plans to beautify all parts of our city making Puerto Vallarta an ever increasingly attractive destination for tourism which, in turn, will result in a more vibrant economy and better livelihood for all our citizens. Join us please! www.vallartagardenclub.com

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IMPORTANT PHONE NUMBERS OFF

Emergency Phone Numbers Havre No.111 Col. Versalles Fluent Englis Spoken

The police station or the fire department is 060. For Non-Emergency calls, dial (322) 290-0507 for the Police Dep & (322) 224-7701 for the Fire Department.

Ambulance Services Red Cross Ambulance: 222-1533 Global Ambulance: 226-1014

Hospitals Ameri-Med Hospital: 226-2080 Cornerstone Hospital: 224-9400 San Javier Hospital: 226-1010 Medasist Hospital: 223-0444 C.M.Q. Hospital: 223-1919 I.M.S.S. Hospital: 224-3838 Regional Hospital: 224-4000

Other Important Phone Numbers American Consulate: (322)222-0069 or 01-333-268-2145 Canadian Consulate: (322) 293-0098 Motor Vehicle Dept: 224-8484 Consumer Protection (PROFECO): 225-0000 Immigration Office: 221-1380 National Telegraph: 224-7970 Electric Company (CFE): 071 Water Company (SEAPAL): 223-1516 Municipal Services: 223-2500 Tourist Protection: 223-2500 Ministerio Publico: 222-1762 Animal Protection: 221-0078 Wake-Up Service: 031

LIVE MUSIC VENUES

Emergency Phone for Sayulita Dial 066 from any standard land line. Dial 080 from Mexican cell phones. To report suspicious activity in Sayulita, please dial 045-322-141-5994.

Please be sure to contact the venue to confirm all events. Café Roma Encino 287 Centro Mon-Sun 10:pm -3:00 am

El Patio de mi Casa Guerrero 311 esq. Matamoros 322.222.0743

Beboteros Diaz Ordaz 565 Malecon 322.113.0099

El Rio BBQ Bar 322.222.2510 www.elriobbqbar.com

Benito’s Paninoteca Bar Nima Bay, Local 12, “Marina Vallarta” 322.209.0287 El Dorado Pulpito # 102, Playa los Muertos” 322.222.4124

Emergency Numbers for Bucerias & La Cruz

Encore Lazaro Cardenas51, Bucerias 329.298.0140 La Bodeguita Del Medio Paseo Diaz Ordaz 858, Malecon” 322.223.1583 Tu-Sun 9:30-2:00 am Murphy’s Irish Pub Morelos 484 Altos 1, Centro

Paradise Stage Concerts Pulpito 127 at Olas Altas 322.133.7263 La Palapa Pulpito#103, Playa los Muertos” 322.222.5225

Las Adelitas Av. Fluvial Vallarta 234 322.293.7778 / 322.113.0373 Nacho Daddy

287 Basilio Badillo nachodaddymexico.com

Numbers for the Police Department in case of emergency are 291-0049 and 291-0666. Emergency number: 066 Police, Bucerias & La Cruz: 298-1020 Civil Protection (Fire, Ambulance): 291-0295 Ambulance, Santa Rosa Clinic: 298-0157

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SUDOKU easy

Challenge your brain! Sudoku is easy to play and the rules are simple. Fill in the blanks so that each row, each column, and each of the nine 3x3 grids contain only one of each of the numbers 1 through 9.

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FRIDAY March 28 10:00 am - Southside City Walking Tour 7:00 pm - Calendar Girls (BT) 7:30 pm - An Evening at the Bird Cage (TP) 7:30 pm - Acustico w/ Kim Kuzma (RR) 8:00 pm - The Ritz (MS) 8:00 pm - Los Bambinos Unplugged (Roxy) 9:30 pm - Bruce Vilanch (TP) 10:00 pm - Memories of Motown w/ Dwight Blake (RR) SATURDAY March 29 7:00 pm - Calendar Girls (BT) 7:30 pm - An Evening at the Bird Cage (TP) 7:30 pm - Memories of Motown w/ Dwight Blake (RR) 8:00 pm - The Ritz (MS) 9:30 pm - Bruce Vilanch (TP) 10:00 pm - Dueling Drag Divas (RR)

Number Blocks

SUNDAY March 30 4:00 pm - Calendar Girls (BT) 7:30 pm - Acustico w/ Kim Kuzma (RR) 7:30 pm - BohemiaViva (TP) 8:00 pm - The Voice of Vallarta: Grand Finale (MS) 9:30 pm - An Evening at the Bird Cage (TP) MONDAY March 31 10:00 am - Architecture and History of Gringo Gulch Tour 7:00 pm - Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat (BT) 7:30 pm - Jorge & Beata (TP) 8:00 pm - Las Anecdotas del Miembro (MS) 9:30 pm - Bruce Vilanch (TP) 10:00 pm - Simply the Best w/ Miss Conception (RR)

What’s a number block you ask? A number block is group of numbers formed in a block. The numbers in each row add up to the totals to the right. The numbers in each column add up to the totals along the bottom. The diagonal lines also add up the totals to the right. Some of the numbers are missing. Try to fill in the missing numbers between 0 and 12.

TUESDAY April 1 10:30 am - Luxury Homes Tour (IFC) 7:00 pm - The Book of Mormon (BS) 7:00 pm - Still Crazy for Patsy (BT) 7:30 pm - An Evening at the Bird Cage (TP) 8:00 pm - Los Bambinos in Concert (Roxy) 8:00 pm - Tom Jones in Concert (BS) WEDNESDAY April 2 10:30 am - Luxury Homes Tour (IFC) 7:00 pm - New York Radio Show: A New Musical (BT) 8:00 pm - Caribbean International Show w/ Kassiano (MS) 10:00 pm - Dueling Drag Divas (RR) THURSDAY April 3 8:00 pm - Luna Rumba (PC) 10:00 pm - Simply the Best w/ Miss Conception (RR)

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FRIDAY April 4 8:30 am - Desperate Princesses [Spanish] (BT) 10:00 am - Southside City Walking Tour 7:00 pm - Fosse - All That Dance! (BT) 7:30 pm - Acustico w/ Kim Kuzma (RR) 8:00 pm - Banderas Bay Jazz Allstars (PC

What’s a commonym you ask? A commonyms is group of words that have a common trait in the three words/items listed. For example: thewords; A car - A tree - An elephant.. they all have trunks. These will make you think!

Commonym 1 Answers 1. they are caught 2. they are tossed 3. they are popped 4. they have caps 5. they have tongues 6. they have anchors 7. they are magazines 8. they have lanes 9. they lift 10. they have checks

Commonym 1 1. A Ball - A Fish - A Cold 2. A Ball - A Salad - A Coin 3. A Cork - A Question - A Balloon 4. A Bottle - A Baseball Player - A Mushroom 5. A Bell - Mouth - A Shoe 6. A Tug of War - The Nightly News - A Boat 7. Seventeen - Time - People 8. A Basketball Court - A Highway - A Bowling Alley 9. Fog A Jack - A Body Builder 10. A Hockey Game - A Restaurant - A Bank

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