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Friday April 04 - 10, 2014 PRESIDENT OF THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS Fernando Gonzalez Corona Director Victor Falcon victorfalcon@Outlook.com Editor Lic. Madeline Milne mmilne@Vallartatribune.com Editorial Board Marcia Blondin Raymond C. Beaty Lois Ellison John & Christie Forget Landon Hollander Nancy Van Landingham Robina Oliver Sales Team Fernando ayala lopez SALES manager salestribune@outlook.com JESUS ARENAS ventastribuna7@yahoo.com Rebeca Castellón rebeca.castellonn@gmail.com Community Manager / Sales Julie Mongeau juliemongeau@gmail.com Designer Cynthia E. Andrade G. cisandra@vallartatribune.com Vallarta Tribune is an activity and entertainment guide and merely publishes information as it is provided by the advertiser or event host. We do not assume responsibility in errors or omissions other than to correct them as soon as they are made known to us regarding event schedules, locations and/or prices. In addition, we do not assume any responsibility for erroneous inclusion or exclusion of information except to take reasonable care to ensure accuracy, that permission has been obtained to use it, and to remove it as soon as is practical upon receiving your notification of error. We recommend you always confirm prior to attending or visiting an event or establishment. Weekly publication edited, printed and distributed by Ediciones y Publicaciones Siete Junio, SA de CV Grupo Editorial Tribuna Calle 21 de Marzo # 1174 Col. Lomas del Coapinole Del. El Pitillal, Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco México CP 48290 Tel. (322) 226-0829, 226-0800 editor@vallartatribune.com * www.vallartatribune.com * www.facebook.com/vallarta.tribune

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Welcome to Puerto Vallarta and Riviera Nayarit Here is some advice to make your trip a little easier and more enjoyable. TIME ZONE: The entire state of Jalisco is on Central Time, as is the southern part of the State of Nayarit starting from San Blas in the north. BUSES: A system of urban buses with different routes can bring you from one end of the bay to the other and all the spots in between. Current fare is $7.50 pesos per ticket and passengers must purchase a new ticket every time they board another bus. There are no “transfers”. TAXIS: There are set rates within defined zones of town. Do not enter a taxi without agreeing on the price with the driver first. Price is per trip not person. MONEY EXCHANGE: Although you may have to wait in line for a few minutes, banks will give you a higher rate of exchange than the exchange booths (caja de cambio). You will need your passport. Better yet, use your bank card to withdraw funds from any ATM machine. Note that ATM’s in the banks are the safest to use and generally charge lower fees. DRINKING WATER: For the 17th year in a row, Puerto Vallarta’s water has been awarded a certification of purity for human consumption. The quality of the water tested at the purification plant varies greatly from what comes out of the tap at the other end. So do be careful. If you want to be doubly sure, you can pick up bottled water just about anywhere.

EXPORTING PETS: Fall in love with the street dog outside your hotel or a puppy on the Malecon doesn’t mean they can’t come home with you. The process is fairly inexpensive and only takes a day or two. You need a certificate of health from a local vet among other things. The time of year that pets can travel in the cargo section of the plane may be your biggest challenge. For the most up-to-date information contact the Puerto Vallarta SPCA at spcapv@gmail.com. COMMON SENSE: Just as you wouldn’t walk around your hometown drunk and beligerent, it is not acceptable to do that here. While Mexicans are a forgiving bunch, basic politeness is appreciated. For the guys, peeing in public is a major faux pas and if you are caught, can get you tossed in jail or an expensive fine. Pay attention to your surroundings. Pay your bills. Be courteous. And have fun! DRINKING AND DRIVING: First off – just don’t. The consequences are not worth it. Taxis are cheap and plentiful. Fines are as much as 10,000 pesos. You can be taken to jail and your vehicle impounded. There are many checkstops on the weekends and you will be asked to blow if they suspect you have been drinking. LEGAL SYSTEM: Not knowing the law is not an valid excuse in Mexico or anywhere. If you find yourself caught in a legal situation be aware that guilt is presumed until your innocence can be proven. This is a very difficult lesson to learn if you are visiting from the United States or Canada in particular. Immediately contact your consulate for assistance.

Join Gary R. Beck during Restaurant Week May 15 - 31

as he reviews his favorite places to dine around Puerto Vallarta ( all reviews can be found at vallartatribune.com)

Calling in Mexico Calling phones in Mexico can be tricky as it is different than in the US or Canada. There are different codes you need to use depending if you are calling landlines or cellular phones and if they are local or long distance. Long-distance calls from within Mexico For national long-distance calls (within Mexico) the code is 01 plus the area code and phone number. For international long-distance calls, first dial 00, then the country code (for the U.S. and Canada the country code is 1, so you would dial 00 + 1 + area code + 7 digit number). Calling Cell Phones (from a land line) If you are calling from a landline within the area code of the Mexican cell phone number dial 044, then the 10 digit number including area code. Outside of the area code (but still within Mexico) dial 045 and then the 10 digit phone number. Cell phone to cell phone only requires the 10 digit number. Phone Cards Phone cards (“tarjetas telefonicas”) for use in pay phones can be bought at newstands and in pharmacies in denominations of 30, 50 and 100 pesos. Pay phones do not accept coins. When buying a phone card for pay phone use, specify that you would like a “tarjeta LADA,” because pre-paid cell phone cards are also sold in the same establishments. Calling Toll-Free Numbers Some toll free numbers work from Mexico to the US and Canada, but many do not. You need to dial a different prefix. To call the following toll free prefixes, dial as follows: 800 numbers Dial 001-880-then the number 866 numbers Dial 001-883-then the number 877 numbers Dial 001-882-then the number 888 numbers Dial 001-881-then the number

Emergencies: 060 Red Cross: 065 Non-Emergency Police 322.290.0507 Fire Department: 322.223.9476 Ambulance: 322.222.1533

Consulates American Consulate Nuevo Vallarta: 322.222.0069 24 hrs Guadalajara: 333.268.2145

Immigration: 322.224.7719 Consumer Protection: 01.800.468.8722 Tourism Offices Jalisco: 322.221.2676 Nayarit: 322.297.1006

Canadian Consulate 322.293.2894 24 hrs: 1.800.706.2900

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Editor´s Note

his week is the first anniversary of my ‘reign’ here at the Vallarta Tribune. 52 issues under my belt. An entire year. Rain or shine. Both Christmas and New Year’s fell on a Wednesday which is production day and should demonstrate our commitment to getting this paper to you. The staff at the Tribune, especially Cynthia who works with me so closely each week to get the

paper laid out, and everyone else who contributes in a myriad of ways are as much to congratulate as anyone. The writers who tirelessly contribute (for free I might add) and the editorial board who has offered guidance and the occasional high five along the way, this paper is a direct result of your enthusiasm for all things Vallarta. Encompassing news, events, environment, culture, art, theater, philanthropy, animals, the ocean, and the stories from the people who live here, the Tribune has evolved into a paper that I am proud to be a part of. A huge thank you has to go out to our advertisers who have come back stronger than ever and our readers who clamor for copies each week. The Vallarta Tribune, in the end, is about you and I am so glad to have shared it with all of you.

There is a definite sense of calm around the city this past week. Lots of ‘Last Night’s` being held. Everyone has their reason for heading `home` except for those of us who know better and remain year-round, but I don’t understand why you are rushing back so early. It was -15c in Calgary this week and record storms off the east coast; I mean… why? If you haven’t before, make plans to stay into April and May next year. The weather is fantastic, the spring flowers are breathtaking and there are plenty of (less crowded) things to do. In the coming weeks we have Semana Santa, which is a great way to experience Mexican holiday culture, but we also have the Bugambilia Festival, Restaurant Week and Vallarta Pride all happening in the month of May. Myself, I am going to take a little road trip. Gather some stories that I can share with you in the coming months. Again, this past year has been an extraordinary ride and I thank each and every one of you for making it all possible. Gracias para ti, Madeline

Letters to the Editor Dear Madeline, Formerly known as the tears of the Gods, is the color of the sun, is formed only during collisions of giant and neutron stars; is found in only in one isotopic form; resides in the molten core of the Earth; is carried to the planet surface in volcano eruptions; is found naturally in river sands; does not rust or corrode; is extremely malleable, and was the quest of the Spanish

Conquistadors when they invaded Mexico. You have likely guessed the metal - “gold” - which is such a big part of Mexico’s past history. Did you know that approximately half of all gold that has been found has been used in jewelry? Over 84,200 tons. The top 10 countries control 24,248.3 tons; over one third of that by the United States. Mexico purchased 78.5 tons March 2011, and has a total

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Around town with Julie

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pril has arrived, spring is in the air and the bougainvilleas are blossoming. Being that this is my first spring in Puerto Vallarta I have yet to witness the transition from the winter occupancy to the calm summer crowd, a certain nostalgia is surfacing and I feel a kind of sadness settle in as the snow birds slowly starting to fly away. It’s amazing how many beautiful people we meet throughout the winter season and how accustomed we become to seeing familiar faces up and down our neighbourhood streets. This week’s article is dedicated to all the fabulous friends and acquaintances I have made over the past months, some of you I have had the pleasure to meet over business and in a social setting, but none the less I feel blessed to have had the opportunity to share delightful moments and I hope to enjoy a few more with each and every one of you. I do believe life is beautifully made and that we shall cross paths again. I certainly don’t want to be a downer Debbie, and I know very well that there are a still many great moments to be had

Congratulations of some 123 tons. No, Spain is not included in the top 10 countries. When in Puerto Vallarta, I always purchase my metal jewelry cast in pure gold at the Suneson Joyas Finas located at Morales 593 , several streets in back of the Malecon . Ask then how many years has it been since they last increased the price of their gold jewelry. Frank Norton San Francisco, CA USA

The staff of Vallarta Tribune wish to congratulate the Tribuna de Los Cabos on its 23rd Anniversary

along with new introductions to be made... I just wanted to take a few words to express my gratitude to all the fantastic people out there that have made me feel welcome and that have help make my new life in Puerto Vallarta more than remarkable. And for those that are sticking around for the summer months, remember I`m always keen to have a margarita or two. Until next week, keep smiling!!! Julie

Good Friday Service: English April 18, 2014 at 11:00-12:00 First Baptist Church 181 Argentina, Puerto Vallarta Next to Parque Hidalgo

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Energy Reform is the Most Important Structural Change in Mexico in the Past Fifty Years: EPN

A Inauguration of Aura Solar 1 Photovoltaic Power Station

ne of the main purposes of Energy Reform is to facilitate the use of clean energy sources, because our country has enormous potential in this type of renewable energy, such as hydroelectric, wind, geothermal, biomass, biogas and photovoltaic solar energy. Today Mexico took a major step in the field of clean energy. In Baja California Sur, we inaugurated the largest photovoltaic power station in Mexico and the second largest in Latin America, with 132,000 solar panels. The operational start-up of this complex will double the capa-

city for generating photovoltaic energy in Mexico since this plant increases installed capacity from 37 to 76 megawatts. In particular, these facilities will make the electricity supply more reliable and safer, for Baja California Sur industry and households , in addition to helpingmitigate climate change by preventing the emission of 60,000 tonnes of carbon dioxide a year. This is undoubtedly a strategic investment in the infrastructure of this state, which drives economic activity, creates jobs and encourages integral development. http://en.presidencia.gob.mx

s he led the ceremony marking the 76th anniversary of Petroleum Expropriation, President Enrique Peña Nieto declared that, “Energy reform is the most important economic change in Mexico in the last 50 years. It is a sweeping transformation so that the country will have more energy to grow economically and create hundreds of thousands of new jobs.” He said that, “Today, Mexico will have the opportunity to carry out an energy revolution that will significantly raise their level of development. It is time to make the most of our resources, to realize this reform to make Mexico an energy superpower, but above all, it is time to use all our energy to move and transform Mexico. The president recalled that a year ago today, he noted that it was necessary to meet the energy challenges of the 21st century with the same determination with which President Cárdenas faced them in the last century. “Despite the huge investments Petróleos Mexicanos (Pemex) makes each year, production has unfortunately continued to decline. The country was heading towards being a net importer of oil,

Mexico Prepares for Easter Influx

exico’s Government Secretariat launched Friday a special operation to accommodate an influx of U.S.based Mexicans visiting their homeland for the Easter holiday. Close to 300,000 Mexicans living in the United States are expected to arrive for Holy Week, the secretariat said in a statement. Authorities will provide help and information on reliable travel routes, places to rest and relax, and places where medical, mechanical and touristic aid can be obtained, the official note said. The operation that began Friday will

remain in effect until April 28. It will have 870 observers, will cover 132 cities and municipalities, and will distribute 600,000 copies of the Guia Paisana (Countryman’s Guide), which contains much worthwhile information on the facilities and services available. In order to further promote the campaign, the value of merchandise that will be allowed across the border duty-free will be raised from $300 to $500. There is also an app to access the Guia Paisano on smartphones. latino.foxnews.com

Explore Banderas Bay

uerto Vallarta is located in the middle of Banderas Bay, one of the largest bays in Mexico at nearly 100km in length. It is bounded in the north by Punta de Mita and in the south by Cabo Corrientes. It straddles the states of

Jalisco and Nayarit, divided along the Ameca River. The bay is home to many wonderful communities and an abundance of natural wonders. In the winter and spring seasons you can witness the awe inspiring

beauty of the humpback whales as they calve in the warm waters of the bay, in the summer you can experience the majesty of the sea turtles hatching and returning to their watery world. The fall brings renewed vigour to the mountains and rivers with the fresh rains and revived vegetation.

natural gas and petroleum, and in response to this critical situation, there were two real alternatives: continue along the same path or to undertake a sweeping transformation,” he said. The president declared that as a result of Energy Reform, Mexico will have the financial and technological resources to exploit its vast energy resources without incurring debts or and putting its public finances at risk. “The reform creates an open and competitive model, which expands the capacities of the Mexican state to take advantage of the country’s energy resources for the benefit of the population,” he explained. But most importantly, the reform will allow Mexico to grow faster, creating jobs for hundreds of thousands of Mexicans. Businesses, especially small and medium ones, will have more and cheaper energy which will make them more productive and allow them to hire more people. Through this reform, Mexican families will the benefits of a growing national economy in their pockets.” Having more energy, “Will strengthen the ability of our country to attract productive investment, such as its geographical location

No matter when you visit, Puerto Vallarta and Riviera Nayarit will share their wonders with you.

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and the great talent of our people.” THE GOVERNMENT FULLY SUPPORTS PEMEX President Peña Nieto stressed that the government fully supports Pemex. “2014 will be the year of record investment in the company, with a total of 357.5 billion pesos, in other words, 31.2 billion more than last year, and 56.2 billion higher than it was in the beginning of this administration, ” he explained. He added that Mexico needs an agile and dynamic Pemex, able to compete against any company in the world. “We will only achieve this Pemex with all of you, the oil workers of Mexico, who are the engine of this great company, which is the pride of the whole nation,” he said. He reassured oil workers that their work and their labor rights are safe, which will continue. “Let me be quite clear about this: you are all guaranteed your seniority and all labor gains, but not only that, the Energy Reform will free Pemex from the red tape that prevented its full development. PEMEX will no longer be regarded as yet another government office, but as world-class productive firm. http://en.presidencia.gob.mx

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Tourism sector targets gay market Michal Kaczmarski

ith annual global spend on tourism in the gay community set to exceed an estimated $200bn in 2014, service providers and agencies are waking up to the potential of the pink dollar. In 2012, Hilton Hotels and Resorts, an international hospitality group, started targeting a new market with its advertising tagline ‘Stay Hilton. Go out’. Its close rival, Marriott International, responded with its ‘Be you with us’ campaign, topped with ‘Pride and joy’ and ‘Out and about’ packages. Starwood Hotels and Resorts, the owner of W Hotels and Sheraton, began offering ‘Pride packages’. Such nods towards the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) community show that big corporate players are keen to enter a growing segment in the tourist industry. Out Now, an LGBT marketing agency and consultancy, estimates that the annual global spend in the segment is set

to exceed $200bn in 2014, with the US the largest market ($56.5bn) followed by Brazil ($25.3bn).

Gathering speed

The race for ‘pink dollars’ is hotting up as levels of tolerance towards the LGBT community in the West grows and the tourism sector realizes that LGBT tourists are good customers to have. “We found that LGBT tourists, given that they tend to be less bound by family obligations, travel more frequently and have more disposable income,” says Mr Munro-Michell. “Absolutely, we do gear our offering towards DINKs [couples with a double income but no kids]. When they go for vacations, they treat themselves,” says Milko Rivera from the London office of Mexico Tourism. “Betting on LGBT tourists brings a good return on investment,” he adds. “[Mexico is] trying to break away from being mainly seen as a spring break destination,” says Mr

Rivera. In order to do so, in June 2013, Mexico’s tourism secretary launched its ‘Mexico Friendly’ campaign, while announcing that LGBT tourists already add an estimated $46m to the country’s economy.

Sharing celebrations

Increased interest in LGBT tourism also has to do with the fact that with the growing number of jurisdictions allowing marriages and adoptions by same-sex couples, the market is expanding. Hilton already offers family packages for LGBT couples in its resorts across the US, Canada, Latin America and the Caribbean, and also features a special offer for couples that decide to get married in Minnesota, a state that in May 2013 legalized same-sex marriages. “This is definitely an interesting opportunity for [Mexico], as we have a very strong offering for couples that choose destination weddings,” says Mr Rivera. www.fdiintelligence.com

New High Tech Center Inaugurated In Gdl Translated by Michelle Mayer-Fulfer

he Technology Campus Intel Guadalajara Design Center was recently inaugurated. The Intel Design Center will be the nucleus for all technology activities in the country. These facilities will incorporate the design, testing and validation of integrated circuits. Engineers hailing from Jalisco will have the products necessary for the creation of servers, desktops and laptops, cell phones, embedded systems and educational applications. The construction consists of 25 thousand square meters of office

space and 4850m of laboratories. Inside the complex are a “Museum of Technology”, “Classroom of the Future” and a “Laboratory for SMEs” , the latter will receive students, entrepreneurs and business from all over the Republic . Construction of the center began in 2010 and three billion pesos were invested. This is the highest figure recorded in Jalisco by a company that drives technological research. The event was attended by the Secretary General of Government, Arturo Zamora Jimenez on behalf of the state governor Aristoteles Sandoval Diaz.

authentic crafts, clothing, jewelry, excellent restaurants, spas, theaters and more. Vibrant and friendly, this area offers an excellent day or two (or more!) of exploring. Close to Los Muertos beach, consider ending your day with a sunset margarita at any of the

many beachfront restaurants. Sunsets on the Malecon - Sitting on the edge of the Pacific Ocean never fails to give us a sunset each night. Grab a seat at any of the number of excellent bars and restaurants along the malecon, order your favourite cocktail and let it all slip away.

Vallarta Seeks Blue Flag Certification Translated by Michelle Mayer-Fulfer eeking to achieve the prestigious ‘Blue Flag ‘ certification for the Palmares beach, Puerto Vallarta Mayor Ramón Guerrero Martinez and the Director of the Environment and Ecology, Luis Gonzalez Guevara welcomed the National Coordinator of Blue Flag, Joaquín Díaz Rivas. The reason for the visit was to supervise and exercise control over the process that would help deem if the municipality is worthy of such recognition. “We started relatively recently this process of obtaining the award ‘Blue Flag’. However, we believe that our Department of Ecology’s previous work along the coast warrant the process and help us build a very

strong and successful candidacy” said Diaz Rivas. “Since the first time I came here I noticed that there is commitment from certain players which is reflective of a strong and active leadership. It has bothered me to see places where people do not have the operational commitment because the mayor is notably absent. Here, I saw a positive attitude and a capacity and willingness to employ strategies and move forward quickly,” he said. Currently there are five beaches in Mexico with the award ‘Blue Flag’: Chahué in Huatulco, Chile in Los Cabos, Delfines in Benito Juarez, Cancun, El Palmar in Ixtapa and one in Nayarit. Worldwide there are 3,850 beaches in 48 countries

Explore Banderas Bay Here is a selection of some of the many things you can do while visiting us. Walking Tours Take a tour through Puerto Vallarta’s Historic Downtown to learn

about this city’s rich history, famous people, architecture, and cultural and ecological heritage; all this on an easy to moderate two-hour stroll led by a certified guide. Tours leave from the Municipal Tourism Office every Tuesday and

that have earned this recognition. He said that when a destination is recognized with the award ‘Blue Flag‘ is must meet 33 criteria in four major categories: water quality, environmental management, environmental information and education and security and services. This certification would officially recognize to visitors that Puerto Vallarta has beaches that are first class. In the Americas, we are competing with destinations such as Dominican Republic which has beautiful beaches. We also compete with other beach destinations within Mexico. It is a healthy competition that propels the environmentally responsible use of the beaches,” said the National Blue Flag coordinator.

Wednesday at 9:00 a.m. and 12:00 p.m and Saturdays at 9:00 a.m. Shopping in the Zona Romantica – this charming neighbourhood is also called Old Town and is a popular residential area for expats and Mexican families. Along the main streets you will find shops galore, filled with wonderful

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Fun on the Riviera Nayarit

Gillian Jones arranged the bus for the WW trip. That really makes it much easier for us all to get to the boat. Thanks eh! Marueen Leslie, thanks you so much for helping out with the raffle prizes this year. The help was GREATLY appreciated! Thanks also to Bruce Byng of Bistro Limon/Teatro Limon for your generous support this year. You have a BIG heart.

By Cat Morgan www.rivieranayaritfun.com results from one amazing gal and her wonderful husband who coordinate all of the events and keeps everything organized and moving, Randy and Sandi Nystrom. It’s a ton of work, and we love you for all that you do! Thank YOU!!!

John Ozzello Memorial Food Bank

undraising really does work! There are so many fundraisers, and most of the time you never know what happened to the monies, or how much was made at the fundraisers, or totals for the season. So, I thought I would send along this information about one of the fundraisers I like to promote, the “John Ozzello Memorial Food Bank” in Bucerias. Eating is obviously a huge priority, and feeding the hungry can make a big change in people’s lives. Nutrition is also important for mental health and emotional wellness. So, thanks to everyone who donated and also helped out with their time and energy! Muchas Gracias! Here is a note with the season’s

Here we are again at the end of another high season. This year has been fantastic for the food bank. We are becoming better known throughout the North Banderas Bay, and PV / Oldtown, and it is all because of YOU. Word of mouth goes a VERY long way. As most of you are aware, we had a few changes this year. We took on providing 50 dispensas to the Bucerias Senior Center, Tercera Edad , AND we also provided food at El Guamuchil on Christmas Day. We are now supplying food for 170 dispensas each month, except for December when we provide 270 dispensas. The reason why we can do this is because of the help and support that you have all shown throughout the year.

Funds raised this season of 2014 YoYo Mo’s Pizza and Sports bar................ $91750 peso Whale watching fund raiser....................... $91420 peso Bistro Limon Raffle.................................. $22200 peso Private donations.....................................$11430 peso GRAND TOTAL: $218,800 Pesos YoYo Mo’s Pizza and Sports Bar in Bucerias continues to be the #1 supporter. This year, they provided ALL of the tequila which we raffled at their bar. Thanks so much to Glen, Eric and Tanya Newkirk. You guys are so wonderful and we love you so much.

Success with Special Events

The whale watching fund raisers was a HUGE success. Next year, we are hoping that it will raise as much funds as it did this year. This

event has grown so much since we had our first trip. I am amazed at the support you have all given. Of course, the food bank wouldn’t be what it is today without all of you. Special thanks needs to be given to my partner in crime Gary Winchester. You ARE the raffle king! I love ya. Also, JD Tours / Jordan Hancock have done so much for us again this year. They donate ALL of their commissions to the food bank for our whale watching trip. Thanks guys. You rock!

As you can see, this year has been the best year yet for fund raising. We hope to continue doing this well, OR better next year. THANK YOU for supporting the food bank in Bucerias!

Nice to see Results!

It is so very nice to see what the totals are. I feel it’s very important to be completely transparent for non-profit organizations. People like to know that their monies went for a good cause! $218,800 pesos will go a long way to help feed many hungry people, especially with the summer months ahead. Thanks to everyone for all that you do to support the fundraisers. Folks that fundraise try to make fun trips and events for everyone making it a win-win ….you get to have fun and help the less fortunate at the same time. To contact some of the non-profit folks in Bucerias visit this page: http://www.allbucerias.com/ bucerias-non-profit-organizations and see which one you may have some spare time for, or, donate a little cash! Thank YOU!! Have a super week everyone, and I will see you around the Banderas Bay on the Riviera Nayarit!

Cat Morgan, owner of RiveraNayaritFun.com is open for comments, suggestions or other Riviera Nayarit news, or advertising inquires. She may be reached at Cat@RivieraNayaritFun.com

Explore Banderas Bay Once the sun has set, the malecon comes alive with families out for a stroll, plenty of live entertainment and later in the night, the nightclubs beckon. Sayulita – A short 45 minutes

north of the Puerto Vallarta International Airport, Sayulita is the surfers mecca of Riviera Nayarit. A funky town with a wonderful protected beach, this laid-back town has a hippie vibe with the

organic cafes and the yoga studios to prove it. Visit the Huichol Cultural Centre for some wonderful handmade beaded jewelry or grab a surf lesson from one of the many vendors on the beach. Cooking Classes – Recognized as one of the world’s leading cuisines, there

are a number of great schools in the Puerto Vallarta area that will teach you how to master tortilla soup, enchiladas, salsas and more. Fresh seafood, abundant fruit and veggies and a sophisticated community make Vallarta a foodies dream destination. Look for a school

that will take you to the markets or introduce you to the farmers and fishermen for a truly cultural experience. Don’t want to cook? Try one of the Food Tours available. Eat like a local and for three hours you will enjoy everything from Tacos to Pozole.

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Paradise and Parenting

My Life In Vallarta By Lois Ellison loell87@yahoo.com

By Leza Warkentin

Brave New Play World

’m sure you’ve seen the posts and the instagrams and all the rest on social media lately how we were raised in a superior age when kids didn’t need videogames to have fun. All we needed or wanted (or, possibly, had available) was a hoop or a ball or a pile of mud or a random metal tube and we could be busy and filthy all day. And look how great we all turned out! Er. More or less. My own friends and I use to ride around on our bicycles all day in our small town, calling the local vet to come and rescue the various street animals we found, and being told politely to find another hobby. I’m not saying that this isn’t grand and wonderful and what we want for our children as well. But we are living in a rapidly changing world, and, at times, we parents are like high school students at their first part time jobs, standing around awkwardly while their new supervisors are showing them AGAIN how the deep fryer works. ‘Cause we kinda don’t know what to do with the fact that what made our childhoods great may not completely define what makes our kids’ childhoods great. That’s scary. But that’s also cool. I used to imagine that maybe one day we’d get to see our friends’ faces while we talked to them on the phone (a screen placed conveniently beside the rotary dial, of course). Now my son plays on a Minecraft server with his buddy in California while talking to him on Facetime. I used to play Ms. Pac-Man (badly) in our basement for hours with that joystick brand that probably caused a carpal tunnel epidemic. Now my daughter uses a touchscreen to play Frozen Freefall (like a boss) on our tablet. Life today isn’t even close to what I could have dreamed up as a child. As a parent I find myself in a constant dilemma. I want my kids

to have all the things in their childhoods that make me nostalgic for my own, while enjoying and learning from what the 21st century, in all its headspinning glory, has to offer. In our family, we try to allow technology such as Xbox or tablet only on the weekends. Then, on the weekends, we try to allow said technology only until I become alarmed and irritable, sounding exactly like my own mother when I was watching too many episodes of Different Strokes. But I find that even in our togetherness, if we aren’t outside, there may be a technological element to our activities. My son and I decided to become B-boys and took up breakdancing via YouTube the other night. No, it wasn’t pretty, but it was kind of cool that we were both familiar with some of the moves, although I called it “Running Man” while he argued for “The Shuffle”. My daughter and I bake together and the greatest part is that I no longer have to sweat and mutter while I look through 27 books for our favorite double fudge brownie recipe. I can google it on the tablet right beside me (although the book stood up a little better to egg spatter). Don’t get me wrong, I am big painin-the-neck advocate for children engaged in real-life, muddy, messy play. Normal development requires that children MUST play; solving real life problems through real-time interaction with actual humans (this goes double times ten for children from birth to age 6). There is so much great research behind it. The true innovators of future technology will need to be critical thinkers and problem-solvers, not just folks who know their way around a screen. Just keep in mind that this isn’t the world you grew up in. And then, take it from us, have yourselves a breakdancing party.

Explore Banderas Bay Art Galleries – It is said there are more galleries per capita in Puerto Vallarta than any other place in Mexico. Many of these galleries are along the side streets that run through Centro. Stop at the Tourism Office

in the Main Plaza for a map or take advantage of their free walking tour. Many galleries carry high quality local crafts, established Mexican and international artists and more. Volunteer - There are many wonderful

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Change Of Seasons

here are many different ways to know when there is a change of seasons. The easiest one is the calendar. A couple weeks ago, we had the official start of spring, sometimes referred to as the vernal equinox. Here in Mexico, as in many Latin cultures, it is called La Primavera. What a wonderful melodic word. I looked up primavera to find out its origins. Now I’m not a Latin scholar by any means but from what I can tell, it comes from two words and basically means “first look”. That’s especially appropriate for those living in colder climates where the crocus is literally the first sign of better things to come weather-wise. But you really don’t need a calendar to know it is spring. Slowly, as the days become longer the nights are shorter. As winter progressed here in Vallarta, the sunsets gradually moved from behind the southern tip of the Bay towards the horizon straight from shore. If you want to plan a sunset dinner, 6:30 no longer works and once we go on Daylight Savings Time, you may just want to watch the sunset with your after dinner coffee. Of course there are no crocuses here. What we have are glorious trees: primavera trees, with their profusion of yellow flowers, soon to be followed by lush green leaves, and the Amapas trees; exploding with pink blossoms. You might be lucky enough to see a jacarandas tree, but there aren’t as many as there once were. In other ways the change of seasons is more subtle here than in other places. As we transition towards the rainy season,

this becomes the “dusty season”. Some years back, before the cobblestones were concreted in place, every car or bus that passed generated giant clouds of dust that left a blanket over every plant, vehicle and building. It’s not so bad now but at certain times you may find yourself with an eyeful or mouthful of bits of grit. You’ll also notice that the trees on the mountains around us have lost that bright green hue. The tops of some have a dry brownish tinge, almost seeming to cry out for water. The Cuale river runs more slowly now, exposing the rocks along her banks and finally seeping into the Bay as a meandering trickle. As we walk on the Malecon in the morning, spring is marked by the disappearance of the snow-

birds. It doesn’t happen overnight. One morning we notice that we haven’t seen Smiley for several days. Next it’s the woman with the sad eyes or the happy couple holding hands. They drift north just as they arrived in the fall; one or two at a time, never saying goodbye. The crowds dwindle down to a few and then it’s just you, the sweepers, the pigeons, a few dogs and the other yearround folks. Summer will bring a flock of national tourists but until then the mornings are quiet. If you are one of those leaving this paradise and heading north, spring may be a sad time. Back at home you’ll start counting the months until your next visit. The time will pass and you’ll return. Puerto Vallarta will be waiting for you. Until then, que les viaje bien.

organizations across the Bay that can use your help. Both time or money will be appreciated. On Sundays, the Brigada de Basura does a morning clean-up with the local children and then they all head to Que Pasa restaurant for breakfast, activities and friendship.

Ride the bus - Buses in Puerto Vallarta are an experience all their own. You can tell the general destination of the bus by what is written on the window. Costco, Sheraton, Centro, Mismaloya you can go just about anywhere in this city on the bus. Only seven and a half pesos

(per bus - there are no transfers) this is a great way to explore the neighbourhoods. Head south on the bus and get a front row seat on some spectacular scenery on your way to the Vallarta Zoo. Or hop the Bucerias bus in front of Walmart and 30 minutes later you

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Banderas Bay Initiative

ur world is changing at an ever increasing rate and the non-profit world is not being left behind. Beneficiaries and Donors are expecting more from the organizations they work with. From transparency, to impact measurement and leaving behind pure assistencialism*, the non-profit world is adopting new ways of working with their communities. In this quest for self-improvement some old figures are gaining new strength. One of these is the Community Foundation (CF). CFs are characterized by focusing on a specific geographic area, providing grants, building social capital and making co-investors out of beneficiaries. The first CF was born in Cleveland, Ohio in 1914 and there are now over 700 in the United States. This year is the 100th year anniversary of community foundations! Unfortunately this tradition has not been as robust in Latin America, with only about 30 CFs, 24 of which are in Mexico. CFs in Latin America have developed a distinct character from their US counterparts. CFs in the United States do not usually implement their own projects but those in Latin America often have to help create the very groups they wish to strengthen. They identify areas of need in their community and organize across sectors to address them. The Banderas Bay community is lucky to have a CF operating in our region: The Funda-

ción Punta de Mita (FPM). The Foundation’s work is built around four pillars: education, health, community development and environment. And, although the name references only the northernmost end of our beautiful bay, FPM is working with and strengthening organizations throughout the region. FPM works with the Vallarta Bird Conservancy, ECOBAC (organizers of the Ballenarte Festival), Firefighters Crossing Borders, Bienestares, the Pacific Mexico Manta Project, and Celebrate the Beat, amongst others and some of their own programs. They offer transparency and accountability to both donors and partner organizations. And, having been around since 2007, they are a tax-deductible organization in Mexico and have partnerships with International Community Foundation (ICF) and Canadian Children’s Shelter of Hope Foundation (CCSHF), in the United States and Canada respectively, to offer tax deductible receipts in those countries. Through rights-focused grassroots development they generate an active citizenry and social capital and foster a sense of co-responsibility with the communities they work with. It is this focus, on supporting existing organizations and fostering involvement from all sectors of society, which they share with the Banderas Bay Initiative which has led to a merging of these organizations. We invite you to find out more about the Fundación Punta de Mita by interacting with them on Facebook at: Facebook.com/ FundacionPuntaMita or visit the website at: http://fundacionpuntademita.org/ *this term is widely used in Latin-America and refers to modes of aid that satisfy needs without empowering or creating new capacities in the beneficiary population which would allow them to address future problems.

architecturally inspiring community of Conchas Chinas. The beach cove here is excellent for snorkeling. Nogalito The first town South is that of Nogalito. Set back in the jungle it is a charming Mexican village that also

is home to one of the most popular day tours - the Canopy Mundo Nogalito Tour with the only tunnel zip-line in town. If you’re feeling the heat, stop at the Punta Negra bridge and take a drip in the river. Lovely fresh water, lots of little pools to splash in and rocks to dry off on.

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Good-For-You Artisan Foods at the OTFM-TC

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arm-fresh produce, international cuisine, tropical apparel and live entertainment...could this be a dream? Nope, it’s the very real Old Town Farmers Market-Tianguis Cultural. In fact, we have very real “make it, bake it, grow it” products and services from over 80 local vendors to thrill you this Saturday. Below are four of our artisan foods, each with good-for-you (and your pet) ingredients. La Vaka Gorda – Joaquin Mauleòn and his wife, Blanca, blend whole milk and Canadian cultures to create one of the Market’s best-selling products: a line of “no sugar, no salt, no preservatives” Greek yoghurt. Plain and vanilla flavors are available as well as a variety of tasty yoghurt dips made with chipotle, garlic, salt or olive oil and fine herbs. (322) 888-4120 or lavakagorda(at)gmail.com Organ-ick - Unhappy with store-bought pet treats, animal lover Sylvie Scopazzo set out to create 100% preservative-free dehydrated beef and chicken organ snacks for dogs and cats.

O The result was Organ-ick, a favorite among four-legged pals from all over the world. Stop by this Saturday to pick up your own bag of this quintessential snack for your favorite pets.sylviescopazzo(at)gmail.com Shining Sprouts – Fill your tummy with fresh, healthy sprouts grown by food specialist Fabiola Lopez Polo. These “small but mighty” sprouts keep bones, skin and hair healthy and are a great source of energy. Use them to top your favorite salads, soups and sandwiches. And be sure to pick up two other Shining Sprouts favorites: homemade Organic Basil & Olive Oil dressing and Zancudoff, an all-natural bug repellent. (322) 152-0903 or fabiolalopezpolo@gmail.com Willy Villagrain – Heralded as one of the healthiest foods on the planet (thanks to over 25 essential nutrients), avocados

Explore Banderas Bay are exploring a charming beachside town. Tip: Sit on the non-sunny side of the bus. Trust me. It gets hot. Support Local Business - One of the most popular reasons visitors

love Puerto Vallarta is because it’s a thriving city not just geared towards tourists. A fine example of this is the many small businesses that you can find in ‘Centro’ including galleries,

are the star of Villagrain’s savory guacamole. And skipping the mayo in favor of heart-healthy ingredients, Villagrain wows visitors with her Mexican twist on the traditional potato salad. Both make a great side dish – or even a main course – for your weekly menu. (322) 205-0475 or vallarta6843(at)hotmail.com Join us this Saturday for an unforgettable good-for-you shopping adventure. Impassioned by responsible food production, entrepreneurial development and the “buy local” movement, our OTFM-TC is a North American style market celebrating the tradition of Mexico’s tianguis markets. Located in Lazaro Cárdenas Park, the OTFM-TC is open every Saturday from 9:30 am to 2 pm from the first Saturday in November to the last Saturday in May. Visit us on www. oldtownfm.com or Facebook.

restaurants, clothing stores, spas and more. Venture off the malecon to find the perfect souvenir. Conchas Chinas The south of Puerto Vallarta is a thick jungle full of adventure and excitement. Head south along the 200 highway and you will find the

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Wanderings on Olas Altas By Poncho Davalos alfonso@tropicasa.com

Lip-sync for your life!

uys and girls, I’m sure all of you are familiar with the RuPaul Drag Race reality show on television; well, guess what? Puer to Vallar ta will be having their own Drag Race. I had the oppor tunity to meet with Wenseslao or otherwise known as Super Wendy; he mentioned everything star ted in his hometown of Tepic where he used to organize beauty pageants for girls.

Nine years after a vacation getaway he decided to try a performance career in Puer to Vallar ta. He star ted to impersonate Mexican male singers like: Cox, Erasmo Catarino, Kalima, but after a while a friend convinced him to perform as Shakira, Gloria Trevi, Tina Turner, etc. Drag Race Vallar ta will be a 6 week event, every Sunday at ACT II hosted by Super Wendy and Juan

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Pablo Hernandez. If you know someone who is interested or you want to be a contestant the only requirements is to be originally from Puer to Vallar ta or a permanent resident, known in the community, age from 18 to 99. The judges will be qualifying: talent, performance, make up. As of today there are four teen sign ups. The challenges will change every week, stay tuned. Be prepared for the show and to lip-sync, for your life! The prizes will be a contract for the red room cabaret and the winner has the opportunity to be the queen of Vallar ta Pride 2014. Hope to see you there every Sunday at ACT II. I’m sure will be a fun event, guys and girls. If you want to see more about Puer to Vallar ta Drag Race please follow: www.facebook. com/gaytours.vallar ta See you around Olas Altas. Feel free to email me if you have any questions.

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Tastoan, the Ancient Spirit of Mexico By Thomas Swanson www.colibridesignvallarta.com

ith their frightening spider and snake covered masks and savage garb, the Tastoan dancers commemorate the Battle of Tonalá every year on July 25, the feast day of Santiago (St. James), patron saint of Spain and of the Spanish conquest of Mexico. The battle marks the only major victory for native people in the Indian revolt against the Conquistadores that occurred in 1541. Shortly after, the Spanish, led by Nuño Beltrán de Guzmán, conquered and occupied the old kingdom of the Tonaltecas. This area is now known as Tonalá, a suburb of Guadalajara renowned for its artisans, pottery, and strong native tradition. The story goes that Queen Cihualpilli of the Tonalteca, knowing of Beltrán de Guzmán’s reputation for committing atrocities in conquest, had received the newly arrived Spanish troops with open arms and willingly converted to Catholicism. However, her subjects were infuriated with the European invaders and their religion and banded together to revolt, with the aid of other cultures such as the Purepecha of Michoacan and the Cora of Nayarit, who had also been recently conquered. A fierce and bloody battle ensued; Tonalá was sacked

and burned, with many casualties on both sides. Eventually, heavily re-enforced from México City, a Spanish army, aided by their Náhua allies from around Mexico City, returned on the offensive and were victorious. Kind of.... As legend has it, after the native rebellion was put down, many natives who fought and survived were found hiding in caves in the nearby barranca (the deep canyon through which the Santiago River flows to the Pacific), claiming that Santiago (St. James) had appeared as a great warrior on a white charger, brandishing his sword and spouting flames, killing many and routing the native rebels single-handedly. They emerged from the caves covered with spiders, snakes, scorpions and the like. The terrified former rebels then consented to convert to Catholicism. So goes the Spanish legend, anyway... The conversion, however, was not quite complete. The old gods, customs and beliefs still remain into the 21st century, evident in many such vibrant dances, mock battles, parades & pilgrimages throughout Mexico. The feast day may be for a Catholic saint, but native dance troops command the lion’s share of the attention. The Tastoanes are symbolic of the fierce and undying spirit of the original Mexican people and the compromise of Spanish and native culture that makes up what Mexico is today.

Last year, a Tastoan dance, or game was celebrated in Tonalá at the beginning of Semana Santa, 25 March, 2013, to mark the 483rd anniversary of the ‘Mestizaje’, or the beginning of the mixed race of natives and Europeans that is now the modern México who inhabit most of its urban and many rural environs, making up almost three quarters of the population. The masks are built on a foundation of thick leather. The leather (often with internal padding) allows for lightness and durability. The swords and spears used in the mock battle dance may be of wood, but the participants definitely take good whacks at each other. The decorations can be made by many methods with experimentation encouraged. Ceramic, paper pulp, seeds and pods, teeth, bones and horns combine with the new (20th century) acrylic paints. Cow and horse tails or the

Maguey fiber ‘Ixtle’ are used for their wild wigs. A rare account of the original battle written by Beltrán de Guzmán himself, recalls that the rebels were so fierce as to appear like demons. This description inspired the use of horns on the Tastoan masks. The insects and other fearsome creatures are representative of their aspect, upon crawling out of those caves and brush-choked ravines. Fancifully painted patterns of spots denote the plague of small-pox brought by the Spanish, which killed more native people both during and after the conquest than all other causes combined. Traditionally, after the festival most of the dancers, who make their masks themselves, soak them in water and strip them back down to the plain leather base, allowing the spirit of the Tastoan to be released, only to be built anew each year to return to battle.

The Tastoanes, a word that comes from the native Nahuatl word ‘Tlatoani’, meaning leaders or speakers, believe they represent the very real and living spirit of ancient México, never defeated and rising again every year to give battle to Santiago and his Conquistadores. The masks are therefore rare and considered to be collectors’ items. If they have actually been used in the festival they are said to be jugada, or ‘played’, and can be rather beat up from the battle. Prudencio Guzman, curator of the National Ceramics Museum in Tonalá, has become well known for the decorative masks he crafts out of ceramic and animal horns. He is a dancer in the festival where of course he wears a leather mask. He is considered a local expert on all things Tastoan. A visit to the museum is a must for anyone interested in the Tastoanes and the wonderful ceramics that have made Tonalá internationally famous.

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PV Sea Dive By Sue Keevil pvseadive.com

What a difference a day makes

ver the past month, the water temperature finally dropped and I covered my body in more and more neoprene. Then, last Thursday, we went diving at Majahuitas and the water temperature had risen by 12°F overnight! I was overjoyed and ever hopeful that we were having the shortest winter ever and happily threw 2 of my 3 wetsuits back in the bag. It

only lasted for 3 days though, but it is still not as cold as it usually is at this time of the year. This has a big effect on what we see from day to day though. The first sign that the cold water is coming is the return of the many rays we see, from Cortez rays to huge bull rays and a variety of stingrays. Last Thursday, they vanished. We also have the squirrelfish that only ever come up to the shallow waters when it is cold. These are dark orange fish with delicately detailed fins and big red eyes, and as they don´t move

around much they are a photographers dream. They also vanished overnight to the deeper colder waters be with the rays. Before we take our guests diving, amongst other things, we tell them what they will see, only to find they have packed their bags and left for colder weather. Clearly they are the reverse snowbirds. The change in temperature brought the snorkelers nightmare back to the bay in the guise of the jellyfish!! These poor creatures have a bad reputation for doing nothing but stinging people. The fact is they are important animals and don´t sting us intentionally. Not only do they eat the plankton

which makes the water clearer for me to dive in, they are a delicious snack for turtles and fish and I am fascinated by them. I love taking photos of them, but to get my camera lens to focus on them, I need to put my finger near them and they seem to be attracted to this and dance around it, which is slightly concerning when I am looking at my camera and not at the jellies (they are technically not fish) that would love to harpoon some lovely venom into me. The way they move through the water is mesmerizing though. They swim by jet propulsion squeezing their umbrella like bodies together to squirt the water out. They have very fine jelly bodies that are so delicate they do not need a respiratory system, simply using diffusion to gain the oxygen they need. They neither have a brain nor a central nervous system, which is something I wish I didn´t have when they sting me! They have been around for 650 million years, so they must be doing something right. I am not sure if this has been a freak winter with the warmer bluer water or if this has something to do with global warming. I just hope it is Mother Nature playing games with us.

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urros Bar & Restaurant was founded 23 years ago on Olas Altas Beach under a small palapa. It was originally named “El Farallon Restaurant” as years went by it gained popularity among its patrons due to its great service, food, drinks and especially to “Panchita”. Who’s Panchita? One morning “Oscar” the restaurant’s owner on his way to work found a baby donkey tied up next to a garbage container, it was abandoned,

sick and malnourished. He and the restaurant adopted the baby donkey and took care of it; they named her “Panchita” becoming the restaurant’s mascot. All of the restaurant’s patrons would come and visit Panchita and instead of saying let’s go to Farallon restaurant they’d say “let’s go to BURROS BAR” giving the restaurant its new name. Nowadays The Burros Bar & Restaurant has become a tradition to visit during your stay in

Puerto Vallarta, located on the beach on the southern end of the Malecon (boardwalk), under a large Palapa and umbrellas. When you walk inside under the shade and the palm trees, the town seams to disappear and you’re at a rustic beach bar, far away. Everything is on the sand;

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s on Olas Altas Beach the entire dining area (sitting 240 people), with tables under the Palapa roof, and tables out in front with lounge chairs facing the ocean. The bar is well stocked serving large Margaritas for $60 pesos all day long, as well as 2 for 1 drinks during Happy Hours from 1 to 2pm & 7 to 8pm for $60 pesos. You just kick your sandals off and wiggle your toes in the sand and let yourself be served. It is open daily from 9am to 10pm, starting with breakfast which is served till noon I recommend having the Eggs Supreme Large Burrito and a Bloody Mary that will certainly wake you up. From noon till closing the restaurant serves delicious Appetizers, fresh Seafood and Mexican cuisine. I suggest trying their amazing Nachos Deluxe (tortilla chips, refried beans and cheddar cheese topped with shrimp, bacon and mushrooms) as a snack to share with your friends while drinking cold Corona beers (a bucket with 6 Coronas

or Pacificos) for $120 pesos. If it’s time for lunch or dinner and you have a craving for seafood I highly recommend their special dinner for two people: 2 delicious Deep Fried Red Snappers (catch of the day) and a bucket with 3 beers for only $250 pesos. I also recommend their mouthwatering Shrimp Hawaiian Fajitas with grilled pineapple, tomato, onion and bell pepper and flour tortillas. Thirsty? A Perfect Margarita

(with Don Julio tequila and Grand Marnier), or a refreshing Blackberry Colada will satisfy you. Overall Burros Bar is a satisfying experience, you don’t just come here for the food and drinks; You come here to see the unforgettable sunsets, to hear the waves crash, to watch the pelicans dive into the ocean, to hear the salsa music and watch the night fall. You come here to enjoy and be served.

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10 Secrets to Getting a Great Deal on a Property in Vallarta By Fabien Madesclaire fabien@g3mex.com

Look Everywhere: Sure, you love a specific area here in Puerto Vallarta, and have decided that this is the best spot for you, though the pricing may be a little steep. Well, there are other neighborhoods with some great deals that you might not have even considered. Be open to looking at something that is a little more off the beaten path, and maybe less expat focused. Some interesting local areas include: Colonia Cinco de Diciembre, Colonia Emiliano Zapata, Fluvial and Las Gaviotas.

our Real Estate Agent Should Work for You: Are they offering you a wide variety of properties, including those that are not listed by their

company? Also, if you’ve identified development that you like, have your agent look around for a “sale-by- owner” situation, which may help you find good deals that are not on the Multi-List.

Make an Offer: Maybe $250,000 USD is out of your current budget. Well, it doesn’t hurt to make an offer at $200,000 to see how the seller will respond. Especially if your agent tells you that the property has been on the market for a long time at the same price and the owner is anxious to sell.

Be Patient: You may not get the counter-offer that you want. Well, be patient, and

keep an eye on the property. Too, have your agent look into the history of the property. Puerto Vallarta is a small town, so ask your agent to do a little checking around to see when the seller purchased, and why they might be selling.

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Knowledge is Power: Have your agent clearly lay out the closing costs, so that there are no expensive surprises.

New Listings: Ask your agent to keep you updated regarding any new listings, that way you can do some comparison shopping, and get a broader feel for the market.

Shop in the Winter, Buy in the Summer: Spend your winter holiday looking around at properties and educating yourself, and be prepared to purchase during the hot summer months. Prices can drop substantially after the high-season. Sellers become more anxious, and don’t want to let their property to become a “stale” listing.

Pre-Construction Discounts: New developments will normally offer pre-construction discounts, which

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can turn into a real savings on the final purchase price. Factor in Extra Costs: At the very least, you’ll have to cover taxes, insurance, maintenance and utilities. The seller can provide you with their monthly electric and gas bills, to give you a better idea of what goes into the regular expenses. Have Fun! Your vacation or retirement property is for fun, so have fun when looking around. Make sure, above all, that this is a house or condo that you, your family and your friends will enjoy for years to come.

For assistance with your vacation or retirement purchase, the G3MEX staff is always available to answer your questions and concerns. Contact us at 322-2090832 or at info@g3mex.com.

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Canadian charity collaborates with Vallarta Botanical Gardens

he Canadian Children’s Shelter of Hope Foundation (CCSHF) is proud to collaborate with the Vallarta Botanical Gardens (VBG) in environmental and horticultural education for Vallarta-area youth. Founded on November 15, 2005, the Gardens has as its mission “to create Mexico’s foremost botanical garden for the propagation, study, discovery, conservation, and display of Mexican native plants for the enjoyment of Puerto Vallarta residents and visitors.” Each year VBG welcomes thousands of local visiting school children free of charge and provides educational tours of their magnificent botanical collections and native forest trails. As in other cities throughout the world, Vallarta youth are all too often disconnected from the wild world around them. Providing opportunities for students to not only immerse themselves in nature, but to learn about the gifts of our natural world, is helping inspire the next generation of leaders to care for our planet and its finite resources. We at CCSHF were espe-

cially pleased to receive photos from the last visit of children from Pasitos de Luz to the VBG. The Gardens also helped Pasitos with a recent fundraiser by donating roughly $5,000 MXN worth of gift certificates. Because of amazing support such as this and for the remarkable educational resource the Vallarta Botanical Gardens brings to the local community, CCSHF is pleased to now provide tax-deduction receipts to Canadian donors who would like to contribute to the VBG’s educational programs. Please visit the CCSHF website to make your donation. The online giving option also allows for monthly giving by which manner you can even divide an upper level membership into small regular payments USA donors can also contribute online. We invite you in supporting this new collaboration between the Canadian Children’s Shelter of Hope Foundation and the Vallarta Botanical Gardens. At the very least, take the short trip up into the mountains outside of Vallarta to visit the site yourself.

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Random thoughts from the Tribune Sports desk By Joel Hansen

ou may have (or most likely have not) noticed that my column has been missing for the past few weeks. It seems that my esteemed editor has deemed the topics of my recent submissions to be too dreary to print in the pages of the Tribune. Headlines like “Tortorella is ruining the Canucks”, “Tortorella is ruining the careers of the Sedins”, “Tortorella is ruining my favorite hockey team and his style of play makes me want to buy two of those prawn skewers from a beach vendor on Muertos beach, eat the prawns and then poke the skewers into my eyes so that I don’t have to watch Tortorella coach my beloved Canucks into the ground anymore”, were all thought to be too depressing. So, that is where I found myself late last week in front of my trusty Underwood typewriter putting the final touches on my most recent article, “I hope John Tortorella gets a super itchy rash and can’t coach the Canucks anymore; when I received a phone call from my editor, “Can you believe that Tortorella is still the coach of the Canucks?”, I started into the phone. “Forget the Canucks, I need you to cover something that is actually important” she snapped at me. “What? Not important? Did you know that last night Tortorella…..” “Never mind” she cut me off, “I just thought you might want to be a judge at the Second Annual Chili Cook-Off that the

local branches of The American Legion and Navy League are sponsoring, but I guess you are more worried about the fact that Montreal is the only Canadian team in the play-offs right now, don’t worry I will find someone else to be a judge” “No, no, no, wait. I am interested, tell me more about this chili and about this esteemed judging position,” I stammered. “First off I never called you esteemed, they already have those spots filled by people from Puerto Vallarta that are actually esteemed and don’t call yourself esteemed in the article”, was her retort. El Rio B-B-Q is one of my favorite spots in PV and when I found out that they were the hosts of the event for the second year I knew it was a sign from the heavens. After all in my 40 years on this earth I have never been asked to judge a chili contest, and for it to take place at my favorite BBQ joint? Come on, its like I had been waiting for this one moment my whole life. (The only things that could come close to this dream BBQ and Chili scenario? I guess it would be a tie between the St. Louis Cardinals improbable world series run in 2011 and of course the birth of my son.) I arrived early, as my previously mentioned son plays for the Puerto Vallarta Torpedoes, a local American football organization. The Torpedoes had graciously volunteered to bus tables, clean and help

with set up. As I entered the riverside restaurant it was a beehive, the legion of legion volunteers rushing to make sure everything was ready for the hungry crowds, the mariachi band warmed up and the smells of chili powder; cumin and the unmistakable smell of the BBQ pit greeted me. I was introduced to Dennis Rike the commander of the American Legion Post 14. He explained that this was the second annual event, and that the proceeds would be benefiting Proyecto Pitillal Busca Un Amigo, a non-profit A.C. child care and rehabilitation facility for underprivileged children with Cerebral Palsy; the Banderas Bay Women’s Shelter, and the Youth Sports and Community Relations Projects in which the American Legion and Navy League are active participants. The doors open at 1 pm, and performances by local favorites Mikki Prost, and Nacho Daddy’s Band provided the entertainment on the riverside stage. There would be two classes of chili judging: one by the attendees’ through a popular vote to determine 1st, 2nd and 3rd place trophies, and another “The Grand Chef’s Prize”. Awarded by three of Vallarta’s top foodies and a guy from the Tribune who some times writes about sports and already has a chili stain on his shirt. At exactly 1:00pm the

Mariachi struck up Compadre de Mi Padre and hungry patrons steamed through the gates, ready for a great day of chili, entertainment and charity. There were 15 entries at this year’s event. Judging began at 1:30, the volunteers brought the best that each competitor had to offering a blind sampling, and as a lover of chili, and I can say there was a lot to like. With a military resolve I made my way through each sample, stopping only to cleanse my palate with a swig of Pacifico or to jot a note on a chili stained sheet of paper. After careful consideration it was determined that I would need to resample my top 4 finalists. “Bring me four, two, five and eleven again, I need to double check my work, oh and one of those cornbread muffins would be nice too”. After reconfirming with a third serving I knew I had my winners, and the esteemed judging panel backed me up. We awarded first place to Que Pasa, Second to Nacho Daddy and Third to Murphy’s Irish Pub. The people also spoke, they awarded First to Murphy’s, second to The Navy League and Third to Nacho Daddy. As I sat back in my judges chairs and adjusted my judges badge and surveyed the five hundred plus chili lovers who had showed up I knew I had found my calling: professional

hili judge. I think I will look into that. Right after I grab another beer and a couple of ribs. Special thanks to the American Legion and Navy League, for both making my dream of being a chili judge come true and more importantly for the hard work that they do making Puerto Vallarta a better place to live. For more information please contact Commander Dennis Rike at dennis2rike(at)hotmail.com The event is “all you can eat” chili plus one order of riblets and agua fresca. The cost is a $200 pesos per person donation and I look forward to doing it all again next year.

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Non-Profit and Charitable Organizations For visitors to Puerto Vallarta who wish to support the less privileged in our paradise, this is a list of some of the many organizations that could benefit from such kind gestures. If you would like your organization recognized here, please email details to editor@vallartatribune.com. Acción En La Cruz: aid residents of La Cruz de Huanacaxtle by providing provisions in exchange for community services performed. www. landon5120.wix.com/accionenlacruz Alcoholics Anonymous: In English Puerto Vallarta Alanon Club - Basilio Badillo 329 www. recoverpv.com American Legion Post 14: raises resources and manpower to improve facilities needing building maintenance www.americanlegion14.org Asilo San Juan Diego Home for the Elderly Contact: Lupita Sanchez Covarrubias 222-1257 or malupita88@hotmail.com or www.mexonline. com\asilosanjuandiego.htm Asociación Down - Assistance to persons with Down’s Syndrome – Contact: Ana Catalina Eisenring at 224-9577. Banderas Bay Women’s Shelter - Safe shelter for women & children victims of domestic violence. www.compassionforthefamily.org Becas Vallarta, A.C. – Provides scholarships to high school and university students. Tax-deductible in Mexico and USA. Polly Vicars at (322) 223-1371 or Buri Gray at (322) 221-5285. www. puerto-vallarta.com/amf Bucerias Bilingual Community Center: Supporting families, seniors in Bucerias. www. buceriasbilingualcommunitycenter.org

Casa Hogar - A shelter for orphaned, abandoned, disadvantaged or vulnerable children. Luz Aurora Arredondo at 221-1908, Rita Millan (322) 141-6974. casamaximocornejo@gmail.com

Fundacion Punta de Mita LDG. Ana Lilia Medina Varas de Valdés. ana@ fundacionpuntademita.org Tel. (329) 291 5053 www.fundacionpuntademita.org

Centro Comunitario SETAC-GLBT – Services the GLBT community, including treatment and referrals, education, English classes, HIV testing and counseling. Paco Arjona 224-1974 or paco@ setac.com.mx

Grupo Ecológico de Puerto Vallarta: Arq. Luz del Carmen Pérez Alvarez cayro_13@hotmail. com grupoecologico.com

Clinica de Rehabilitación Santa Barbara Rehabilitation of the handicapped. Contact: Laura Lopez Portillo Rodriguez at 224-2754. COLINA Spay and Neuter Clinic - Free and by-donation sterilization clinic in Old Town. Only open Sundays, Contact: cez@rogers.com or 322-104-6609 CompassionNet Impact – Transforming the lives of people living in chronic poverty. Job creation, education, emergency food, medicine & clothing. Tax-deductible. Cell: (322) 133-7263 or ric@4compassion.org

Horizonte de Paz: Shelter for men of all ages who are troubled with alcohol & drug addiction. Donato Schimizzi: 322 199 9523 or Roberto: 281 0644 dschimizzi@yahoo.com

Puerto Vallarta Garden Club: Beautify and protecting the environment. vallartagardenclub.com PuRR Project - A no-kill cat shelter, a natural un-caged environment. www.purrproject.com

La Brigada de la Basur:a A weekly meeting of neighborhood children to clean Vallarta Streets. Contact Que?Pasa 223-4006 Mexico Ministries & Mission, Inc. raises funds to the poor in Vallarta. Contact Fr. Jack+ 044 322 229-1129 christchurchbythesea.org

Desayunos para los Niños de Vallarta A.C. Feeding programs, education programs, day care centers for single mothers. 22 343 11 or 22 225 72 FB/desayunosninosvallarta

New Life Mexico - Challenging Child Poverty with health and education programs. Philippa Vernon pvp@newlifemexico.com

ADORABLE DOG IN THE SPOTLIGHT...AMIGO Amigo had a loving home and with seven other siblings. The dear man who cared deeply for his “family” was facing an illness requiring he leave the country. With tears in his eyes and a broken heart he asked that we find new homes for his children. Shy in the beginning, all of the poodles have since become adjusted to their new surroundings and are now ready to find a fur-ever home. Amigo is about a year and a half old and weighs about 10 kilos or 22 pounds. He is a calm and very loving dog who deserves a new devoted family to call his own. Please contact us at spcapv@ gmail.com.

Proyecto Pitillal, “Busca un Amigo” - Association created by underprivileged mothers of paralyzed children. Contact: 299-4495.

Navy League - assists in the transportation of donated medical supplies from the U.S., organizes work groups to paint and repair facilities, and operates the local Toys for Tots program. www.vallartanavyleague.org.

Families At The Dump: Supporting families living in the landfill or garbage dump thru education and sustainable opportunities. www.familiesatthedump.org or 297-7425

Pro Biblioteca de Vallarta - Raises funds for Los Mangos Public Library. Tax-deductible Ricardo Murrieta at 224-9966 or Jimmie Ellis at 222-1478.

Friends of PV Animals Volunteers working to enhance the lives of shelter animals. For info and donations visit friendsofpvanimals.com

Cruz Roja (Red Cross) - Handles hospital and emergency service in Vallarta. It is the only facility that is authorized to offer assistance to injured people on the street. Contact: 222-1533, 222-4973

Discapacitados de Vallarta, A.C. (DIVAC) association of handicapped individuals dedicated to helping one another. Ivan Applegate at 221-5153.

PEACEAnimals - Free mobile spay/neuter clinic operating 48 weeks a year, primarily in Puerto Vallarta. Tax-deductible. peaceanimals.org

Paraíso Felino AC Refuge and Adoption Centre for cats and kittens in the Bay of Banderas. Luis Donaldo Cel. (322) 120-4092 Pasitos de Luz - substitute home for low income children with any type of handicap, offers rehabilitation services and special support to their families. 299-4146. pasitosdeluz.org

Refugio Infantil Santa Esperanza- Shelter for Children. Tax-deductible. ccshf.ca Roma’s Kids - Educate the children of the Volcanes and surrounding area: Math, English and computer programs a priority. 100% goes to the kids. kids.romamexico.com The International Friendship Club (IFC) Supports the Cleft Palate Surgery Program & families in need. 322-222-5466. ifcvallarta.com. ifcvallarta@gmail.com. Toys for Tots Vallarta - Distributes toys and constructs playgrounds for Puerto Vallarta area during the Christmas holiday period. Jerry Lafferty 322 221 6156 or Lourdes Bizarro lourdes.bizarro@ marriotthotels.com. Vallarta Saludable (Healthy) – Healthy living through organics, stevias, cooking workshops, serums reversing dialysis and reality show. NAOTF.org Suzy Chaffee suzynativevoices@aol.com

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April 2014 ABOUT LIVING YOUR DREAM NEWSLETTER, Editor Barbara Peters shares some of the upcoming events around town. To subscribe to her e-newsletter send an email to webart@prodigy.net.mx. Friday, April 4, 8 p.m. The last concert of the season for the Banderas Bay Jazz Allstars, the favorite jazz group of the area. They are recording this session live and CDs will soon be released. Tickets at the Paradise Center Tues-Sat. 10-2 p.m. or online at Paradise Community Center.com. April 3 to 5th 7:30 p.m. The American School presents “The Wizard of Oz” with students from grades 5-12, offering a different twist with audience participation. Tickets to follow the yellow brick road $100 pesos, children under just 50 pesos. Saturday, April 5, 11 a.m. La Boheme Opera at Teatro Vallarta. April 8 & 9 Last IFC home tours of the season Tuesday and Wednesday Only two weeks left to enjoy a tour. Depart Sea Monkey Restaurant at 10:30 4 Great Homes each week! Tickets at the IFC, 9-2, M-F, or at the Sea Monkey starting 9:15 a.m. day of tour. Wednesday April 9, 9:30 a.m. BECAS Breakfast at Coco´s Kitchen. Tickets are 150 pesos at phvicars@gmail.com or Coco´s Kitchen, 223 1371. Raffles, silent auction. BECAS is the group that provides scholarships to Vallarta´s deserving students. Sunday, April 13 IFC Closing Brunch and Meeting at Casa Fantasia, the charming courtyard restaurant behind the brick wall at the corner of Pino Suarez and Aquiles Serdan across from Residences Molino de Agua. (Enter the restaurant on Pino Suarez).Tickets on sale now at the clubhouse office, 9 a.m. – 2 p.m. $200 pesos. There will be great door and raffle prizes. This is always a very festive occasion as the IFC celebrates another successful season. Tuesday, April 15 WORLD ART DAY “Declaration of Guadalajara 2011 assembly at the XVII International Association of Plastic Artists declared each April 15 World Art day to celebrate the birthday of Leonardo Da Vinci. This third year celebration will present art expositions at the Naval Historical Museum, the Central patio of the City Hall, Galeria Uno and Galeria Vallarta. On Wednesday, April 16, Saturday, 19th and Sunday 20th there will be special free concerts in Los Arcos Outdoor theater. May 9, 10, 11th Bougainvilla Festival. www.vallartagardenclub.com/

PV Garden Club and Bugambilia Fest

By Marcia Blondin

powered by VallartaTickets.com FRIDAY, APRIL 4 8:30 am - Desperate Princesses [in Spanish] (BT) 10:00 am - Southside City Walking Tour 7:00 pm - Fosse - All That Dance! (BT) 7:30 pm - Acustico w/ Kim Kuzma (RR) 8:00 pm - Banderas Bay Jazz Allstars (PC) SATURDAY, APRIL 5 10:00 pm - Dueling Drag Divas (RR) SUNDAY, APRIL 6 7:30 pm - Acustico w/ Kim Kuzma (RR) 8:00 pm - Las Anecdotas del Miembro (MS) 10:00 pm - Drag Race Vallarta (MS) MONDAY, APRIL 7 10:00 am - Architecture and History of Gringo Gulch Tour 7:00 pm - Joseph Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat (BT) 8:00 pm - Jorge Acosta - Latin Show (TP) 10:00 pm - Simply the Best! w/ Miss Conception (RR)

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ur beautiful Blue Babe water truck will be able to water all the Garden Club plantings in about four hours... once all the bugs get figured out! Kimberley’s husband, Jim, was out with our splendid gardener Carlos putting Babe through her preliminary paces. The big question here is who had more fun? The plants, Babe or Jimmy? Babe is also sporting a pretty umbrella (to keep the hot sun off her back??) alongside the new water tank. For the Garden Club to be able to water our own plantings in a matter of hours is huge. To do the task by hand (over 1,000 gallons this week alone!) is nearly impossible not to mention the amount of time formerly needed. So, next time you see BABE roaming the cobble-stoned streets of Old Town, give her a goodly honk to keep up her spirits. We will be looking for some help over the next few weeks

VALLARTA WEEKLY EVENT GUIDE

TUESDAY, APRIL 8 10:30 am - Luxury Homes Tour (IFC) 7:00 pm - Still Crazy for Patsy (BT) 8:00 pm - Tapestry (MS) WEDNESDAY, APRIL 9 10:30 am - Luxury Homes Tour (IFC) Last tour of the season! 7:00 pm - New York Radio Show: A New Musical (BT) 10:00 pm - Dueling Drag Divas (RR) THURSDAY, APRIL 10 8:30 am - Desperate Princesses [in Spanish] (BT) 8:00 pm - Tapestry (MS) 10:00 pm - Simply the Best! w/ Miss Conception (RR) preceding the May Bugambilia Festival to spruce up our planters and the streets in general so all Vallartenses can be proud to welcome our thousands of foreign visitors who will join us in celebrating Vallarta becoming the Bougainvillea Capital of the World! There is always weeding and fertilizing to do so keep your eyes

and ears open for announcements of time and place. We are going to try and get together - our Garden Club-bers - after a work project to have coffee somewhere and get to know one another better and, of course, to plan more projects to make Vallarta even more spectacular! Until next week, plant something beautiful!

FRIDAY, APRIL 11 8:30 am - Desperate Princesses [in Spanish] (BT) 10:00 am - Southside City Walking Tour 7:00 pm - Fosse - All That Dance! (BT) 8:00 pm - Tapestry (MS) 10:00 pm - Memories of Motown w/ Dwight Blake (RR) BT=Boutique Theatre • TP=The Palm Cabaret • RR=Act II - Red Room Cabaret • MS=Act II - Main Stage • PC=Paradise Stage & Community Center ALL TICKETS: 222-4198 (10 am to 6 pm, Monday through Saturday)

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IMPORTANT PHONE NUMBERS OFF

Emergency Phone Numbers Havre No.111 Col. Versalles Fluent Englis Spoken

The police station or the fire department is 060. For Non-Emergency calls, dial (322) 290-0507 for the Police Dep & (322) 224-7701 for the Fire Department.

Ambulance Services Red Cross Ambulance: 222-1533 Global Ambulance: 226-1014

Hospitals Ameri-Med Hospital: 226-2080 Cornerstone Hospital: 224-9400 San Javier Hospital: 226-1010 Medasist Hospital: 223-0444 C.M.Q. Hospital: 223-1919 I.M.S.S. Hospital: 224-3838 Regional Hospital: 224-4000

Other Important Phone Numbers

4th Annual Every Tuesday Night Film Series Costa Banderas Chapter of Democrats Abroad April 8th, 2014 A Royal Affair 137 minutes. For more information, go to the following website http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1276419/ Gates open at 6:00 pm and all films begin at 7:00 pm. Advance tickets are available for a donation of 60 pesos at the Paradise Community Center. 70 pesos at the door. Films are shown at Paradise Community Center is located at 127 Pulpito, Puerto Vallarta, directly across from Coco’s Kitchen in the Zona Romantica.

American Consulate: (322)222-0069 or 01-333-268-2145 Canadian Consulate: (322) 293-0098 Motor Vehicle Dept: 224-8484 Consumer Protection (PROFECO): 225-0000 Immigration Office: 221-1380 National Telegraph: 224-7970 Electric Company (CFE): 071 Water Company (SEAPAL): 223-1516 Municipal Services: 223-2500 Tourist Protection: 223-2500 Ministerio Publico: 222-1762 Animal Protection: 221-0078 Wake-Up Service: 031

Emergency Phone for Sayulita Dial 066 from any standard land line. Dial 080 from Mexican cell phones. To report suspicious activity in Sayulita, please dial 045-322-141-5994.

Emergency Numbers for Bucerias & La Cruz

LIVE MUSIC VENUES Please be sure to contact the venue to confirm all events. Café Roma Encino 287 Centro Mon-Sun 10:pm -3:00 am

Beboteros Diaz Ordaz 565 Malecon 322.113.0099 Benito’s Paninoteca Bar Nima Bay, Local 12,

“Marina Vallarta” 322.209.0287

El Rio BBQ Bar 322.222.2510 www.elriobbqbar.com

El Dorado Pulpito # 102, Playa los Muertos” 322.222.4124 El Patio de mi Casa Guerrero 311 esq. Matamoros 322.222.0743

Encore Lazaro Cardenas51, Bucerias 329.298.0140 La Bodeguita Del Medio Paseo Diaz Ordaz 858, Malecon” 322.223.1583 Tu-Sun 9:30-2:00 am

Numbers for the Police Department in case of emergency are 291-0049 and 291-0666. Emergency number: 066 Police, Bucerias & La Cruz: 298-1020 Civil Protection (Fire, Ambulance): 291-0295 Ambulance, Santa Rosa Clinic: 298-0157

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SUDOKU easy

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Challenge your brain! Sudoku is easy to play and the rules are simple. Fill in the blanks so that each row, each column, and each of the nine 3x3 grids contain only one of each of the numbers 1 through 9.

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Number Blocks

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Word Search

What’s a number block you ask? The numbers in each row add up to the totals to the right. The numbers in each column add up to the totals along the bottom. The diagonal lines also add up the totals to the right. Some of the numbers are missing. Try to fill in the missing numbers between 0 and 12.

Can you find the hidden words? They may be horizontal, vertical, diagonal, forwards or backwards. BIRDS ALBATROSS, BUDGIE, BUZZARD, CANARY, CORMORANT, CRANE, CROW, DOVE, EAGLE, EMU, FINCH, FLAMINGO, HAWK, HERON, JACKDAW, KESTREL, KOOKABURRA, LAPWING, LARK, NIGHTINGALE, OSTRICH, OWL, PARROT, PENGUIN, PIGEON, QUAIL, RAVEN, ROBIN, SANDPIPER, SEAGULL, SPARROW, STORK, SWALLOW, TERN, TOUCAN, VULTURE.

1. Green - Moola - Dough 2. Playing - Time - Greeting 3. Punch - Hair - A Volleyball 4. High - Balance - Laser 5. Human - Rat - Relay 6. Cat - Dog - Gold 7. Toad - Foot - Bar 8. French - Eskimo - Hershey 9. Area - Fire - Zip 10. Gray - Red – Timber

Commonym 12 Answers 1. slang for money 2. types of cards 3. they can be spiked 4. beams 5. races 6. fish 7. stools 8. kisses 9. codes 10. wolves

What’s a commonym you ask? A commonyms is group of words that have a common trait in the three words/items listed. For example: thewords; A car - A tree - An elephant.. they all have trunks. These will make you think!

Wuzzle 12 Answers 1. Better safe than sorry 2. Wheel of Fortune 3. Hard times ahead 4. Black eyed peas 5. Jumbo Jet 6. Minimize

Commonym

Wuzzles

What’s a wuzzle you ask? A wuzzle is a saying/phrase that is made up of a display of words, in an interesting way.The object is to try to figure out the well-known saying, person, place, or thing that each wuzzle is meant to represent.

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