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PIÑA COLADA’S AT EL CIELITO, JALISCO

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Welcome to Puerto Vallarta

and Riviera Nayarit Here is some advice to make your trip a little easier and more enjoyable. TIME ZONE: The entire state of Jalisco is on Central Time, as is the southern part of the State of Nayarit starting from Guayabitos in the north. BUSES: A system of urban buses with different routes can bring you from one end of the bay to the other and all the spots in between. Current fare is $7.50 pesos per ticket and passengers must purchase a new ticket every time they board another bus. There are no “transfers”. TAXIS: There are set rates within defined zones of town. Do not enter a taxi without agreeing on the price with the driver first. Price is per trip not person. MONEY EXCHANGE: Although you may have to wait in line for a few minutes, banks will give you a higher rate of exchange than the exchange booths (caja de cambio). You will need your passport. Better yet, use your bank card to withdraw funds from any ATM machine. Note that ATM’s in the banks are the safest to use and generally charge lower fees. DRINKING WATER: For the year 18 in a row, Puerto Vallarta’s water has been awarded a certification of purity for human consumption. The quality of the water tested at the purification plant varies greatly from what comes out of the tap at the other end. So do be careful. If you want to be doubly sure, you can pick up bottled water just about anywhere. EXPORTING PETS: Falling love with the street dog outside your hotel or a puppy on the Malecon doesn’t mean they can’t come home with you. The process is fairly inexpensive and only takes a day or two. You need a certificate of health from a local vet among other things. The time of year that pets can travel in the cargo section of the plane may be your biggest challenge. For the most up-to-date information contact the Puerto Vallarta SPCA at spcapv@gmail.com. COMMON SENSE: Just as you wouldn’t walk around your hometown drunk and beligerent, it is not acceptable to do that here. While Mexicans are a forgiving bunch, basic politeness is appreciated. For the guys, peeing in public is a major faux pas and if you are caught, can get you tossed in jail or an expensive fine. Pay attention to your surroundings. Pay your bills. Be courteous. And have fun! DRINKING AND DRIVING: First off – just don’t. The consequences are not worth it. Taxis are cheap and plentiful. Fines are as much as 10,000 pesos. You can be taken to jail and your vehicle impounded. There are many checkstops on the weekends and you will be asked to blow if they suspect you have been drinking. LEGAL SYSTEM: Not knowing the law is not an valid excuse in Mexico or anywhere. If you find yourself caught in a legal situation be aware that guilt is presumed until your innocence can be proven. This is a very difficult lesson to learn if you are visiting from the United States or Canada in particular. Immediately contact your consulate for assistance.

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Calling in Mexico Calling phones in Mexico can be tricky as it is different than in the US or Canada. There are different codes you need to use depending if you are calling landlines or cellular phones and if they are local or long distance. Long-distance calls from within Mexico For national long-distance calls (within Mexico) the code is 01 plus the area code and phone number. For international long-distance calls, first dial 00, then the country code (for the U.S. and Canada the country code is 1, so you would dial 00 + 1 + area code + 7 digit number). Calling Cell Phones (from a land line) If you are calling from a landline within the area code of the Mexican cell phone number dial 044, then the 10 digit number including area code. Outside of the area code (but still within Mexico) dial 045 and then the 10 digit phone number. Cell phone to cell phone only requires the 10 digit number. Phone Cards Phone cards (“tarjetas telefonicas”) for use in pay phones can be bought at newstands and in pharmacies in denominations of 30, 50 and 100 pesos. Pay phones do not accept coins. When buying a phone card for pay phone use, specify that you would like a “tarjeta LADA,” because pre-paid cell phone cards are also sold in the same establishments. Calling Toll-Free Numbers Some toll free numbers work from Mexico to the US and Canada, but many do not. You need to dial a different prefix. To call the following toll free prefixes, dial as follows: 800 numbers Dial 001-880-then the number 866 numbers Dial 001-883-then the number 877 numbers Dial 001-882-then the number 888 numbers Dial 001-881-then the number

Spanish Bloopers

his column is for all of us who are still struggling with the Spanish language…and for those who just want to enjoy a good laugh! Although I have lived here seven years, I still make many mistakes with words that sound the same but are entirely different or with the same word that has double or triple meanings, some resulting in various degrees of embarrassment. Today’s story: COCINERA (COOK) COCHINERA (PIGSTY) Another reader writes, “A visiting Quebec lady wanted to compliment the Mexican lady who had prepared her meal. Instead of saying: "Esta una muy buena cocinera" ('You are a very good cook'), the last word came out "cochinera" (a very dirty place or pigsty)!” Send me your bloopers and a little story to go with them: sandra. learn.vallarta@gmail.com

by Sandra Cesca

COCINERA (COOK)

COCHINERA (PIGSTY)

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SPCA of Puerto Vallarta

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Janice Gonzalez

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emana Santa fell on my two year anniversary with the Vallarta Tribune and I basically forgot all about it. For 107 weeks I have written something in this space. I try to keep it light and supportive of the paper and the community. I hope that those of you who read this, find some good information, either for your vacation or if you live here full time. Each week I sit in the office at the Tribune waaaaaaaay back behind Pitillal, in a neighbourhood that not many Expats, let alone tourists, visit. And I have just a couple hours to bang out the weekly missive on ‘life in Mexico’ from my perspective. Sometimes it’s as easy as flan but sometimes it’s not, like Mexico, I guess. And often it doesn’t get a second read or even another set of eyes to proof it, so I apologize (again) for the grammatical errors and spelling mistakes. Lately, I’ve been up to my eyeballs in work. My other company has become quite busy and requires daily oversight. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining! When I’m not working I’m on a mission to get away from everything. I didn’t move here to sit at home and watch TV. Usually we’re exploring outside of Puerto Vallarta. A couple weeks ago, San Blas; last weekend we went south to Tehuamixtle. When I first moved to Mexico I thought Puerto Vallarta was too touristy (so we set up shop in Bucerias) but after all my travels I have changed my mind. It’s the perfect mix of tourist and traveller. Just because we live here doesn’t mean we can’t enjoy the many exce-

llent tours and activities generally reserved for tourists, especially during the summer when prices are lower and crowds thinner. Personally, I love getting on the water and going to the zoo and the botanical gardens and pretty much everything except bungee jumping and zip lining. I’m sure they’re very thrilling (and safe) but putting the safety gear over my backside is just too mortifying – and they take photos! Ugh. For those who are visiting here a little bit longer, exploring Yelapa, hiking back to the waterfalls, picking through the Mojaneras Tianguis on Sunday mornings are all great ways to get to know the area better. Of course you could eat in a different restaurant every day, and spend hours poking around in the shops and galleries in town. Or hop a bus and visit Bucerias, La Cruz, Punta Mita or Sayulita all within two hours from Vallarta.

And for those that live here long-term, the convenience of some of the major chain stores does really help take the stress of finding gluten free crackers, and brown rice, among other things. This week we will see over 20,000 cruise ship passengers disembark at the marina and 7000 crew members. Town will be busy. Hopefully they’ll venture off their carefully plotted path and find hidden corners, shops and restaurants to support with their strong US dollars. I was researching to see how much cruise ship passengers contribute to local economies and the numbers seem to range from $30 - $170/day. Either way this will be a busy week and help compensate for some of the snowbirds and spring breakers that are leaving. Have a great week; to be safe I’d avoid the Walmart across the way, it’s going to be busier than usual.

e’re on a countdown to the final days of the Farmers’ Market. It was another quiet start but still many visitors came to say hello.......Or goodbye. The weather is now hotter than ever and it’s becoming very humid. This must be true for lots of folk as we sold a record 15 Cozies for bottles & cans. Gotta keep that beer cool in this climate! We had two separate offers to take dogs to San Francisco this week and also to Dallas. Unfortunately we have no contacts there yet and no imminent adoptions for the areas. The good news is that two ladies returning to Vancouver also offered to help and we have “furrever” homes waiting there. Thank you Anne Adkins and friends. We had a dog coat donated by Helen Racobs from Colorado, with a promise of more next week, and another lady also dropped off some little coats. These are very welcome for the winter months. Walter Hayes has some dog collars to donate and we’ll get those on Friday. Thanks Wally. Many people responded to our appeal for puppy food and we received donations of almost $1,500 pesos, specifically for the puppies. Thanks to everyone for your continued support and good wishes. This is the final week for volunteer and board member, Brian, who leaves for Toronto next week. We look forward to Brian’s return in December. Thanks for your help at the market this week, Brian and Mark.” And thanks for this report Lynnette. To see our animals available for adoption, visit our Facebook page at www.facebook.com/spcapv. Go to Photos where you will also find individual Albums for all the

animals available as well as a bit of their history. To make donations via PayPal, select the “Donate” option on our Facebook page www.facebook.com/spcapv or on our website at http://spcapv.com/donate/. If you would like to make a donation other than money to the SPCA, here is a list of items we can ALWAYS use: Kong’s or very hard rubber chew toys (we cannot use soft plastic toys anymore due to ingestion worries); Chuck it balls ... hard rubber; stuffed toys for puppies; BLUE BAG Costco dog food salmon – ONLY; all natural dog treats; towels, blankets, Lysol, powdered laundry detergent; office supplies such as paper, pens, clip boards, scissors, plastic cups for water for our staff and volunteers. Right now we have a serious need for puppy food. We are pretty overwhelmed with puppies at the sanctuary. We have an ongoing need for help transporting dogs to the United States and Canada. The SPCA will take care of all the details and cost of transporting the animals. Stop by our table at the Old Town Farmers Market and we will answer any questions you might have. You can come and spend a rewarding afternoon cuddling the animals at Puerto Vallarta’s SPCA Sanctuary. We have scheduled tours each week and vehicle space is limited. We also have tours from Nuevo Vallarta. Contact Nicole Martin at nicole@cupocity.com to make a reservation. Get involved…rescue, adopt, foster, volunteer, donate or educate. Contact us at spcapv@gmail.com. You can learn more about the SPCA Puerto Vallarta by checking us out at www.spcapv.com/home or on Facebook.

Seven cruise ships arrive this week in Puerto Vallarta

he area is expected to receive about 20,000 visitors and nearly 7000 crew in the seven cruise ships that are pulling into port this week. The cruise lines in port are Caribbean Cruises and Princess Cruises. In 2015, 144 cruise ships are scheduled to arrive in Puerto Vallarta, an increase of 20% compared to 2013. In 2016, a total of 170 arrivals are projected, a further increase of 20%.

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Perception of Art by Marcia Blondin marciavallarta@gmail.com

Voice of Vallarta has a winner… Ana Adame...

ow I have to go back to the beginning of the finale. Danny Mininni announced a week ago that the last show of Voice would pay tribute to a heady triumvirate: Marilyn Monroe, the TV series Smash with its inside look at its own production-within-a-production, Bombshell. A week to put on a spectacle of such proportions? No way! And the more things you have going on that need to go smoothly the more chances there are for things to go south. Early in the show, after the opening duet with Ana Adame and Daniela Vargas, Santiago (the sound/light guru of Act II’s Main Stage) had his computer melt down…with all the music tracks (bought and paid for) and light queues on it. Duets were cancelled, lyrics forgotten, the song order was changed, different tracks were substituted on the fly and yet, the show went on. Not perfectly, no. Producer Danny Mininni’s stress levels of a very long week and an even longer last day were obvious only to those who know him. At the end of the show when he told everybody in the audience what had happened he did it with his usual aplomb and gorgeous smile. The important components of Voice, Second Edition, were all

there - his staff, colleagues and past and present contestants. Runner-up Daniela will still have her cabaret show in the Red Room. I will keep you informed on when that will happen. And now the envelope please. And the winner of Voice, Ana Adame, whose perfect score bested that of Daniela and single-handedly saved the production. From the very beginning of the Second Edition of V of V, Ana Adame had set the bar as far as costuming, make-up and overall presentations of all her numbers. She proved she could be sultry and sexy or coquettish and contentious. What did she make everybody in the audience do? Pay attention! Most of her songs were in English throughout the contest – unlike rival Daniela. Which brings us to voting on Facebook…I hope next season the producers will do away with Facebook voting altogether. Audience participation is critically important and should, in my opinion, be the only votes that count along side of those of our judges. Be there and make a difference to your boy/girlfriend, sister/brother, mom, dad, whoever. Prove your love! Congratulations to Ana and Daniela…it was a close contest. Enjoy what you learned and thank you to Act

II Entertainment for an engaging season. The musical question begs: what do the Beatles, Frank Sinatra, Elvis Presley and Buddy Holly have in common? And the answer is: Paul Fracassi who sings and dances like all of the above and so many more. Paul, who delighted audiences with his Walk Like a Man Tribute to Frankie Valli, has been held over by Act II Entertainment in a brand new oldies show with songs from legends of the 50’s and 60’s. One more chance – only – to see this 23-year-old sensation from Canada before he heads north for the summer. Be there to say ‘adios’ Saturday night the 18th at 7 pm on the Main Stage. Woody Guthrie fans will unite one night only at 7 pm in the Main Stage this Thursday the 16th. This Tribute will be reviewed next week. For those very young, Woody is the papa of Arlo Guthrie who played at Woodstock. Both fine folk/protest singer-songwriters. The Palm Cabaret ended its 15th season this week with a sold-out Princesas Desesperadas. Kudos to all who made this the best season ever for the Palm. Speaking of saying goodbye – Forever Plaid will conclude on the 21st. A blockbuster musical for Act II Entertainment and the sweet story line and snappy tunes will live on for all those smart enough to have seen it! Look for Elviz Martinez in concert Friday night at 7:30 in the Red Room followed by the opening at 9:30 of “Dress Rehearsal”. And, another smashing success with Joan Houston in “All That Jazz” also in the Red Room Saturday night. We are waiting for details on “Voice of Vallarta, Kid’s Edition” beginning in June. See you before then!

Boutique Theatre hosts students for a day of drama By Catherine Beeghly

levator Chaos.” “OXXO Robbery.” “Jail Escape.” “A Family’s ‘Normal’ Dinner.” These were among the plays written, directed, and performed by 25 seventh-graders recently at The Boutique Theatre. The kids visited the theater, at 287 Basilio Badillo above Nacho Daddy’s, two weeks earlier for

an introduction and instruction. Their teachers are Heather Fenton and Michael Heneghan, from the American School of Puerto Vallarta. The visit was hosted by Ken and Karrie Sebryk, owners of The Boutique. “The parents were kind and generous,” Ken Sebryk said, “and through their donations, we raised more than 2,000 pesos for Pasitos

de Luz.” Pasitos de Luz is the PV non-profit that assists local children with disabilities. “The whole experience was very beneficial for the students,” said Fenton. “Ken and Karrie gave them an opportunity to showcase their talents in a completely new and exciting environment. They were understandably nervous and excited about the day, but they all loved it.”

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Know when to hold them: Casino Night at the Vallarta Yacht Club

n Saturday April 18 at 6 30 PM, the Vallarta Yacht Club is organizing an evening of Casino at the Vallarta Yacht Club. This event is a fundraiser for their Youth Sailing Program. It is noteworthy that this program is not for profit and includes a scholarship program for several of its members. They are being forged into incredible athletes today and represent Mexico in international events. For the children enrolled this sport it is an opportunity for a better life. For the past 10-years, the program has groomed children into responsible young citizens and some incredible athletes who have become worthy representatives of Mexico in several international competitions throughout the world. Our young graduates provide a pool of talent to fulfill the growing opportunities in Mexico’s mari-

time industries. The mission of our program is to make the sport accessible to all children; this is why we need your support and assistance The annual International WesMex regatta just recently hosted by the Vallarta Yacht Club is an example of the sport and its impact on youth. Details and pictures are available at the following links. https://www.facebook.com/ WesmexRegatta.org http://www.wesmexregatta.org/ Please plan to attend and help us spread this open invitation to the event. Tickets are $250 and include appetizers and a package of chips to start the gaming fun at the casino tables. Contact www.vallartayachtclub.org or call (322) 297-2222 for tickets.

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Act II Stages Entertainment does not end when the snow melts

OREVER PLAID CLOSING NIGHT APRIL 21 - 7:00 PM FOREVER PLAID BREAKS ALL BOX OFFICE RECORDS WITH SOLD OUT SHOWS AND EXTENDS RUN WITH 1 MORE DATE. “Fantastic Show - Forever Plaid” 5 stars - TripAdvisor Forever Plaid, The Heavenly Musical Hit has taken Vallarta by storm. What happens when you take four of the most handsome, talented men who sing like angels and put them on a stage? Forever Plaid happens. If you think you have seen Forever Plaid before, you have never seen it like this. For the first time on this or any other planet FOREVER PLAID is being performed in Mexico. You’ll be humming along with the great nostalgic pop hits of the 1950's and rollin’ in the aisles from the delightful patter of the original clean-cut boy band – The Plaids. Featuring such hits as Sixteen Tons, Chain Gang, Three Coins in the Fountain, Perfidia, Cry, Catch a Falling Star, Day-O, Gotta Be This or That, Matilda, and Heart and Soul. The Plaids get a chance to look back at their lives, and they discover that they didn't just have wonderful lives; their lives were wonderful, because they lived them together. Together they can achieve the unimaginable, the unexplainable. Forever Plaid performs at 7:00 PM in The Main Stage Theater at Act II on April 21 at 7:00 pm

ELVIZ MARTINEZ - CLOSING NIGHT FRIDAY APRIL 17th AT 7:30 Local performer and co-star of the smash hit FOREVER PLAID, Elviz Martinez opened his new show to rave reviews and packed houses “A Evening with Elviz Martinez, Come fly away” in the Red Room Cabaret for three days only, with Musical Director Bob Bruneau at the Piano. Last year Elviz debuted his first concert at Act II to sold out standing room only shows so get your tickets fast! Elviz will be performing HIS LAST show April 17 at 7:30 pm. Legends of the 50´s and 60´s Show Closing Night april 18th at 7:00 pm in the Main Stage “Better than Walk Like a Man¨CJ Hill “Run, don't walk!” 5 stars Amazing performance by Paul Fracassi- Tripadvisor Paul Fracassi Canadian Idol Finalist has made himself famous in Vallarta doing his WALK LIKE A MAN show opened in the Main Stage Theater with an all new show. As the packed house left the Main Stage on opening night said, “Who thought he could create a better show?” But he did! For a 3 shows only Paul will curl his lip and flip his collar once again to relive the 50's and 60's through the Music of Elvis, Frankie Valli, Frank Sinatra, Davy Jones, Buddy Holly, Bobby Darin and more. LEGENDS OF THE 50´S AND 60´S show will CLOSE APRIL 18TH AT 7:00 PM .

JOAN HOUSTON OPENS WITH PACKED HOUSE. Joan brings the Houston family musical dynasty to the Red Room in all that jazz. April 18, 25 at 7:30 – “Joan is jazz, she took us to another place.” Joan Houston is a native of Seattle, Washington, and has traveled to all parts of the world performing her music and in true family style captivates her audiences. She has lived in Puerto Vallarta for nearly 4 years. Joan made her P.V. acting debut as Jewel in The Boutique Theater production of The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas She has since appeared as Magenta in The Rocky Horror Show and to her surprise was cast in the Olivia Newton-John role of Bitsy in Sordid Lives. Both Act II productions. All That Jazz is her first ever Cabaret performance in the Red Room Cabaret . Dress Rehearsal - A New Exciting Cabaret Show to Premier in The Red Room Cabaret Opening April 17th Directed by Nina Janik and featuring Michael Gibney, Edoardo Rocha, Kharla Barrigan and Mary Jo Nelson, Four Actors show up for the final dress rehearsal of a world premiere musical and...........oooops! The music and costumes are nowhere to be found. Come join them for an evening of improv and song from their shows of past performances. And who knows? Maybe a new play will be born out of the

2nd Annual Pulpito Drag Derby

he Vallarta Pride Organizing Committee has confirmed the Pulpito Drag Derby as one of the events during Vallarta Pride. The 2nd Annual Pulpito Drag Derby will take place Thursday, May 21, transforming Calle Pulpito and the Pinnacle stairs into a Drag Race Track and giant block-party featuring music, laughs, entertainment and another amazing (drag) race. The pre-party gets underway with music and entertainment as comedy drag M.C.’s Tracy Parks and Chaz Weathers – specially flown in from Greater Tuna – warm up the crowd and introduce Drag Derby contestants in all their sequined splendor. Everybody gets a chance to place bets on their favorite drag queen, sample Pulpito Punch, and buy Drag Derby 2015 t-shirts. Winning bets will get three times their face value ($100 pesos, $200 pesos, or $500 pesos) in Pulpito Pesos, redeemable as payment for food, beverages and other

services (but not tips!) at participating Pulpito Drag Derby Sponsors. Derby contestants will cross the starting line at 7:30, hair and makeup permitting, and run the comedy obstacle course. The competition will climax with the award of First ($5,000 pesos), Second ($2,000 pesos) and Third Place ($1,000 pesos). But every contestant will be a winner, receiving 10% of the bets placed on her! The music and fun continue non-stop as the Vallarta Pride Opening Party officially kicks off the weekend with a DJ, great music, special entertainment and surprise guests. It’s great fun for a good cause – all profits go to the Amapas Neighborhood Association and SETAC. Visit www.facebook.com/pulpitodragderby for more detailed information on this event. For more information, news and updates, please visit http://vallartapride.com/ or the official Facebook page: https://www. facebook.com/orgullovallartapride.

mess. Show dates April 17 & 24 May 1 & 8 at 9:30pm Bob´s Karaoke Party Every Wednesday at 8:00pm What better place to sharpen your vocal skills.... Act II Entertainment brings back its popular weekly Karaoke Party. Join us each week with your host David and Carol and of course our favourite singer, Bob Hirsch Husband to famous local actress Patti Hirsch. Remember, Happy Hour is served from 6:00 pm till 8:00 pm so come early for our two for one cocktailsForever Elvis Starring Rob Knight Moves to a New Night. Every Thursday at 7:30 pm Rob's performance provides an opportunity to travel back in time to enjoy the music from

Elvis' career. Rob most enjoys singing the songs of the powerful 1968 Comeback TV Special and the unforgettable Aloha and Las Vegas Concerts. There will never be another ELVIS, but as an Elvis Tribute Artist Rob is honored to pay tribute to the most significant entertainer of all time the King of Rock & Roll, ELVIS PRESLEY. Swinging On A Star - A Musical Tribute To Johnny Mercer And Jimmy Van Heusen Opening April 24th at 7:00PM Elizabeth Ensor along with David Lyons and accompanied by musical director and pianist Bob Bruneau, present Swinging on a Star on April 24th and 26th at 7 pm. This show features the music of Johnny Mercer and Jimmy Van Heusen. These two powerhouses wrote for Hollywood, Broadway, and dominated the world of popular music from the 30's through the 70's. Frank Sinatra recorded over 70 songs by Jimmy Van Heusen; including Come Fly With Me and Ain't That a Kick in the Head.

Pride Events Sunset Commitment Ceremony Friday, May 22, 2015 This symbolic LGBT wedding ceremony, open to all couples interested in committing or renewing their vows, will be held at Casa Cupula. A notary will certify the unions as a common law marriage granting marital rights under the current state law of Jalisco. UNITY - Art Exhibition May 20 at 7:00pm Galería Omar Alonso invites you to a contemporary art exhibition presenting a talented roster of International artists brought together to express in a creative way their perception of UNITY. Don´t miss the opening cocktail on May 20 at 7:00pm. More information at http://vallartapride.com/

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More hurricanes in Pacific this year

l Niño could spell more for Pacific, fewer for Atlantic Batten down the hatches, there could be some stormy weather on the way, particularly for those on the Pacific side of Mexico. The National Water Commission, Conagua, has warned that due to the presence of El Niño there could be a greater number of hurricanes this year. The National Meteorological Service (SMN) and various international weather services have reported the presence of El Niño — measured by higher than average surface water temperatures in the central and eastern Pacific Ocean — again this year. In its first hurricane forecast for 2015 the SMN predicts a higher than average number of named tropical storms — as many as 19 — as a result. Seven of those storms are predicted to become strong hurricanes — Categories 1 or 2 — and four are intense hurricanes — Categories 3, 4 or 5. On the other hand, the presence of El Niño has

the opposite effect on the Atlantic Ocean side: there ought to be fewer hurricanes than normal. The Atlantic will see hurricanes drop to a “well below average” number, according to Colorado State University forecasters, due not only to El Niño but to cooler waters in the Caribbean. They are calling for seven named tropical storms this year, of which three are hurricanes, and one of those a major hurricane with winds of 178 km/h or more. An average year sees twelve named tropical storms and eight hurricanes, two of those being major, in the Atlantic, Caribbean and Gulf of Mexico during the six-month hurricane season, which begins June 1. The Pacific hurricane season runs from May 15 to November 30. The Colorado University’s forecasts are based on 60 years of data on surface water temperatures, sea level pressure and other factors. Original: mexiconewsdaily.com

100,000 free hotspots around Mexico in 2015

resident Enrique Peña Nieto said he expected the federal government to surpass the goal of having more than 100,000 public hotspots with free Internet access in Mexico by the end of 2015. Mexico currently has about 65,000 hotspots with broadband connections in schools, hospitals, libraries and public squares, but the expectation is “that we can

eventually surpass the goal,” the president said. Some “96 percent of the more than 2,400 municipalities in the country... have at least one free public hotspot,” Peña Nieto said. The president said the goal set in the telecommunications reform program was to reach 250,000 free Internet hotspots by the end of 2018. “It is not enough anymore to

be able to read and write, it is not enough anymore to speak a second language,” Peña Nieto said. “Today, it is important that everyone know how to use, and has access to, information technology, to the Internet... so that all the people may expand their knowledge and growth options,” Peña Nieto said. Original: lath.com

Mexico Halts Commercial Net Fishing to Protect Endangered Porpoise

he Mexican government has announced a two-year suspension of commercial fishing with the gillnets, trawl nets or nets with multiple hooks used on small fishing boats at the northern end of the Gulf of California, in order to protect the vaquita, an endangered species of small porpoise. The accord reached by the Agriculture, Stockraising, Rural Development, Fishing and Food Secretariat (Sagarpa) and the Environment and Natural Resources Secretariat (Semarnat) was published Friday in the Official Federation Journal.

The document establishes a two-year ban on vaquita fishing in a natural protected area known as the Upper Gulf of California and the Colorado River Delta, whose western part is the area declared a refuge in 2005 for the small vaquita porpoise (Phocoena sinus). Environmentalist groups had asked the Mexican government in recent months to declare a total ban on fishing with nets of that kind, warning that the cetacean risks becoming extinct by 2018. According to the International Committee for the Recovery of the Vaquita, or CIRVA, there are now fewer than 100 specimens remai-

ning of this porpoise species, which is found only in a small area of the Gulf of California. Sagarpa said in a communique that the ban does not include fishing for the gulf corvina ((Cynoscion othonopterus) between Feb. 1 and April 30 every year, “which can be practiced in conformity with existing administrative regulations.” Through the application of regulatory measures, the Mexican government seeks to contribute to the protection and recovery of the number of vaquita specimens and reduce the risk factors for the species, Sagarpa said. Original: Laht.com

Low cost flights from Mexico to all of Latin America

s published by Conde Nast Traveler, Vivaerobus wants to take over the Low Budget Airline Market in Latin America. Jetting around Europe and Asia on the cheap is easy thanks to low-cost carriers like Ryanair and Air Asia that have opened the skies for budget-conscious travelers. In Latin America? Not so much. While there are a few local low-cost airlines like Interjet and Volaris, the most common way to “jet” around Latin America is by long-haul bus. As comfortable as such coaches have become, they’re not the most convenient option for today’s time-conscious traveler who wants to see a lot on a short trip. Enter Grupo Viva, a new airline consortium from Irelandia Aviation, the developer of Ryanair, and Grupo IAMSA, the largest bus company in Mexico. The group is promising to cut airfares across Latin America, with most of its one-way flights priced under $100. It’s been flying in Mexico since 2006, under the name VivaAerobus. A sister operation, branded as VivaColombia, started service 2012. All told, Grupo Viva currently has 20 planes in Mexico and seven in Colombia. On board, the experience is

spartan, with as many as 186 seats on an A320 jet. (Spirit Airlines, by comparison, has 178 on its version of the aircraft.) “The more seats you can put in, the lower the cost per seat, and the lower the price we can charge,” said Joe Mohan, Grupo Viva’s president, during a November interview with Condé Nast Traveler. So far, passengers don’t seem to mind, particularly because flying saves so much time compared to taking the bus, Mohan said. “In Mexico, the average flight is about 500 miles, so they’re fairly short,” he added. Now, after establishing the model, the airline group is looking to grow. “Both carriers have international routes and have expanded those routes in the past year,” says Mohan. “In the case of VivaColombia, Panama, Ecuador, and Peru flights launched in the past year.” For U.S. passengers, there are now flights between Monterrey and both Houston and San Antonio. Service between Monterrey and Las Vegas started in December. There are more yet to come: VivaAerobus made a massive order for 52 Airbus A320s in 2013, and those planes will start flying this year, with eight entering service in 2015 and the rest rolling out over the next five years. The first expansion into a new country should come this year, Mohan says. And that will just be the start. “We should be able to establish a new Viva every 12 months,” Mohan said. Source: http://www.cntraveler.com/

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Childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Day: el Dia del NiĂąo Nationwide, April 30th

n Mexico, everyone has their day and children are celebrated every year on April 30th with parties and events throughout the country. Mother's Day and Father's Day are widely celebrated throughout the world. But Mexico is such an inclusive culture. Children's Day is always filled with activities, and children look forward to a holiday all their own with fun, gifts and special events. Many schools celebrate the day before and parents are invited. Of course, there are usually no classes on Children's Day itself, April 30, even though it is not an official holiday in the school calendar. On Children's Day, the main focus is on the children and making them feel special. In shopping malls all over Mexico, special events with clowns, magicians, music, shows and balloons take place. Amusement parks as well as zoos and children's museums usually offer discounts or special deals for children on this day.

Water parks are a popular option for spending the day, taking advantage of April's warm weather. Lines for the water slides can be quite long, but the reward of a refreshing splash in a

swimming pool waiting at the end are truly worth the wait. Large movements are organized by different civil associations that collect toy donations from citizens. On Children's Day,

they give them out to orphans and needy children as a way of literally "making their day." Toys related to war or that require batteries to operate are generally not accepted.

It is a festivity that is quite unique, full of laughter and play, when adults are reminded of the importance of childhood and children teach us how joyful and simple life can be. Nowadays, the gifts children of the middle and upper classes ask for are very different than when I was a child though. I would ask for sport equipment, helicopters, and simple toys that were fun and involved playing outdoors. Today, children seem to be more inclined for iPods and video games, as technology has become an important part of contemporary lifestyles. If you want to be a part of this celebration, why not buy individual packets of candies to carry in and give out to street kids in Mexico? Dollar store toys can also be affordable gifts. Family is supremely important in Mexico, with Grandparent's Day on August 28th, Family Day on the first Sunday in March, and even a day for brothers and sisters. Of course, people come first, and there are also days dedicated to professions, like the Day of the Doctor, Day of the Teacher and Day of the Secretary, among others.

PV Angels - Charity & Community United

n excellent source of information, PV Angels website has local news, events and the information on most of the charities located in the area. PVAngels is about introdu-

cing the world to a safe, thriving, community-driven Puerto Vallarta, raising tons of support for its local charities and having a boatload of fun doing it. The PVAngels site is a unique

blend of community awareness through the daily posting of local news and events, formal introductions to the charities and their needs, online fundraising, social networking and giving back.

The dream of PVAngels is to create an atmosphere of pulling together in making our perfect little corner of the world a better - and better known - place. Whether you're an individual,

group, company or corporation, PVAngels will inform, entertain and be of benefit to you, and we welcome you to become involved. For more information on how you can get involved visit pvangels.com

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Nonprofits at the OTFM-TC Old Town Farm By Erin Staley

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very Saturday, the OTFM treats shoppers to an extraordinary spread of "make it, bake it, grow it" goodies. You'll find farm-to-table produce, tantalizing artisan foods, unique arts & crafts and on-site services. But that’s not all. You'll also discover empassioned nonprofit organizations. Most come to promote annual projects and to sell fundraising tickets. They reach out to thousands of shoppers each season, and we are delighted to help them help the community in all sorts of ways. (We like to think of it as a part of our community development.)

Below are the groups that joined us this season: • ACT LGBT AC – As a non profit, this organization promotes LGBT tourism and businesses in Vallarta. Its members will be at the market on April 18 to promote Vallarta Pride 2015. en.actlgbt.org • Chamber Orchestra – Since 2004, this group has entertained residents and locals with everything from salsa to pop music. Their annual holiday show is always a favorite tradition. • International Friendship Club – This charity funds an extensive Cleft Palate Surgery and Clinic Program to help children receive corrective surgeries and follow-up care. www.ifcvallarta.com • Navy League – Since 2006, the Navy League chapter in Vallarta has worked to improve the quality of life for Vallarta residents. Their largest annual event is Toys for Tots. www.vallartanavyleague.org • Pasitos de Luz – This rehabilitation center offers free medical, education and wellness services to local children with disabilities. They will be at the market on April 18 and 25. www.pasitosdeluz.org • Vallarta Real Estate Event – This free event offers the latest news regarding immigration laws, tax laws and legal/lifestyle issues for current and future Vallarta residents. www. vallartarealestatefair.com

• SPCA de PV – This organization funds and promotes sterilization, adoption and health care for companion animals in the Vallarta area. The adjacent photo features SPCA volunteers (left to right): Brian Twigg (board member and market volunteer), Lynnette Fairclorgh (market volunteer), Amber Kostesky (voluntoursim student), and Mark McCoy (board member and market volunteer). http://spcapv.com/

Voluntourism at the Market

Volunteer tourism, also known as voluntourism, has been a popular activity for those who want to spend a portion of their time giving to the socio-cultural programs or environmental conservation. Amber Kostesky (17) from Alberta, Canada, chose to do just that. She volunteered at the SPCA for a senior high school project, benefiting the community by helping the animals.

Apply for Next Season

We are now accepting applications for the market's 7th season (the first Saturday in November 2015 to the last Saturday in April 2016). If you and your nonprofit organization would like to reach over 100,000 international market shoppers, contact coordinator(at)oldtownfm.com today.

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Find us at Parque Lázaro Cárdenas Romantic Zone Saturdays 9:30 - 2:00 pm

mers Market-Tianguis Cultural You're Invited! We only have two remaining market days, so be sure to join us for live music, warm weather, a cool downtown vibe and over 90 vendor stands and services! We're open from 9:302 on Saturday, April 18 and 25 in Lazaro Cárdenas Park, Old Town. For updates, visit www.oldtownfm.com and “like” us on Facebook. Flamenco Tickets on Sale

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World-renowned Flamenco dancer, Isabel Rivera Cuenca from Spain, will be selling tickets to her encore show, Mis Latidos (My Heartbeat). It's all a part of the cultural experience we share with shoppers every season, thanks to our partnsrship with the city's cultural department. If you're at the market this Saturday, be sure to buy your

tickets and catch a live demonstration. Then catch Isabel Rivera Cuenca's one-night only performance at the Rio Cuale Cultural Center in Puerto Vallarta on Saturday, April 18, at 7:00 pm.

Sweets & Eats

After a full day of market shopping, be sure to visit our International Food Court (under the shaded pergolas on the eastern side of Lazaro Cárdenas Park). We're serving up tasty Thai, Indian, traditional Mexican favorites and vegan entrées (hamburgers, al pastor, falafels and sticky buns). Then add some sweetness to you day with freshly made cakes, cookies, chocolate-dipped bananas and candied nuts!

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Thank You for Your Teaching Terry Connell Terry Connell is a licensed acupuncturist and yoga teacher practicing in Old Town, Vallarta (www.eastmeetseast.net). In his spare time he walks his dog and reads and writes. His first book, “Slaves to the Rhythm” was a Cowley Literary Award Finalist (www.terryconnell.net).

ack in the late 90s I went to hear a well-known yoga teacher from India speak in Boston. To be honest, I don’t remember a single thing she said during her hour-long lecture (I don’t even remember her name!). What I do remember is a young man standing during the question/answer portion and asking, “Who has been your greatest teacher?” Without hesitation, this world famous teacher bowed to this stranger and said, “Thank you for your teaching.” That moment has stayed with me all these years, those words, a mantra I have taken to heart. With that in mind, there is one teacher, in particular, that I want to take a moment and thank publicly. Susan comes to my yoga class two or three times a week, takes her place on her mat, and practices with the kind of intention and ease that others only hope to achieve

at some future point. She’s got the long, lean body of a dancer and a quiet grace to her movements that I can’t help watching; there is no ego in her practice, no effort to get somewhere. To have her as a student in my class is both humbling, and thrilling. What makes Susan’s presence – and her practice – even more remarkable, is the fact that she’s slowly losing her grip on reality. Dementia is folding in the corners of her mind, taking away much of who she is; and was. But I don’t know that Susan. I just know the woman who arrives quietly for class, practices without question, and leaves, grateful for the opportunity. As I give her a hug, I remind Susan that I am the one who should be thanking her. And here’s the thing…..she often does her postures “incorrectly.” If I say to the class, “Breathe in as you

raise your hands above your head.” It is very possible that Susan will get on her hands and knees and start arching her back. I might ask the class to move into a side bend, and there’s Susan touching her toes, twisting to the left, right leg lifted high in the air. But whatever she does, however she hears my cues, she arrives at a place that is so pure, and open, and filled with possibility. I can’t write about Susan without acknowledging the other students in my class who have taught me another kind of grace. It is one thing to be different in a large group. It’s something else, when that group doesn’t just allow for those differences, but takes care of them, and celebrates them. The fact that Susan feels safe enough to explore her practice so freely in my class is because of the space given to her by her classmates. Susan stopped me after class this week, holding my hand she told me how much she enjoys coming, how much better she feels when she practices yoga. Again, I thank her and tell her the pleasure is all mine. I smiled at her assistant who came over to help her get ready to leave and watched out of the corner of my eye, as one of Susan’s classmates rolled up her mat and puts it away for her. Thank you all for your teaching.

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Barb By Barb Skora Barb.skora@gmail.com

Personal life coach Barb Skora, former interior designer from LA will be featured bi-weekly in the Vallarta Tribune offering tips and advice supporting lifestyles beyond the mainstream.

. I'm thinking to move to Mexico with the thought of semi-retirement. I am single, a retired nurse and would like to find ways to stay busy. I don't want to leave behind friends and family but I feel like I need to live more. What are some of the things I need to do to make this change. Congratulations. Thinking about change in your life is the first step for creating it. Our thoughts create our realities. Are you a risk taker or do you require more time and information before making the plunge. ? As a

retired nurse there are many volunteer organizations that need your help and nurturing abilities. Some of them are schools for the disabled, public schools in rural areas, day care centers, senior citizen homes, and more. Of course if you are looking for a departure from nursing, you will find that there are many social groups that you can join. Another fun thing is the obvious; learn Spanish. There are many people that teach privately or you can attend a school here in PV. If you enjoy cooking, there are cooking classes available that teach Mexican

cooking including learning about all the different spices and foods. Missing your family and friends can be a challenge but remember moving to a beach town will bring you man visitors that you left behind... And, certainly with all the social media, you can be in touch every day if you desire through Skype, Facebook, Twitter and e-mail.. I think once you are here, you will find that your days are busy and full of adventure. And, remember that the most important person in your life is You. Go for it, you will not be sorry you did. Good luck.

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Cleanse Me

o I have signed up for a twelve day detox program. This is because I made it my spring break goal to eat nothing but food (and/or food covered in) items on the following list: - Chocolate Easter eggs - Dairy products that do NOT say “low fat” anywhere on the packaging - Bread - Guacamole This was challenging, but I was up to the task. I only strayed from the list when I realized I needed fruit, so I ate some Jelly Belly jelly beans (lime margarita and strawberry cheesecake flavored). Now I am living the very real consequences of my food choices. Like the fact that my pants need to be pulled up nearly to my underarm area in order to fasten them. Like the need to sleep in an upright position to keep the peanut butter/ chocolate ice cream from bedeviling my esophagus all night. Marcella Castellanos offers twelve day detox programs to people like me, who are determined to finally stop the chafing. She is a certified holistic health coach, and she is unbelievably calm and friendly in the face of questions (delivered with winking and nudging) such as “how strict is that whole no coffee rule REALLY? I mean, between you and me.” Some of the recipes included in the detox involve juicing fruits and vegetables. I liked the idea of using my juicer. This is because I own a juicer and have never used it. I was also very excited because I actually knew where my juicer was. Knowing where something is when I actually need it is such a rare event in my house that I knew there was some sort of planetary alignment happening. Unfortunately, it was an alignment of the mean-spirited planets. I got out my juicer with the intention of giving it a gentle wash, as I imagined it would be a little dusty

after celebrating its seven year anniversary in our household (a wedding gift). I opened up the top. What happened next is a bit fuzzy due to the post-traumatic stress. My mom says she found me in the kitchen wringing my hands, backing away from the juicer murmuring “No, no, no.” When I came to my senses there were three adults and one child flapping around the kitchen in circles, breathlessly screaming in decibels that only the dogs could hear. Five cockroaches, unleashed from their unholy hatchery in the juicer, were scampering around our legs in figure eights. I’m almost certain I heard tiny devilish laughter as they scurried under the stove, immune to our panicked, slow-witted stomping attempts. I really can’t go any further into the details of it without therapy. Suffice it to say, the psychological trauma was nearly as severe as the time we spent two weeks trying to figure out why the coffeemaker was so slow, and then found an expired cuiza clogging up the insides. WE WERE DRINKING DEAD LIZARD JUICE WITH CREAM AND SUGAR FOR TWO WEEKS, MY FRIENDS! These are incidents that change people, and not for anything that benefits society. However, I am still on board with the detox. I met with Marcella and the rest of the group that will be supporting each other/dragging me through the program. One of my fellow detoxers is a co-worker and she has already allowed me to call shotgun on the teachers’ stall in the bathroom. This type of support is going to go a long way to getting me to my goal. And what IS my goal, you may ask? My goal, starting Monday, is to survive until Tuesday. After that, I am guessing it will be to make it all the way until Wednesday. You get the drift. The good news is that Marcella told me that avocados get the detox thumbs up. Twelve days of guacamole sounds like my kind of program.

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Of Markets and Men

here is an investors discussion group that meets every Monday. They gather at a restaurant next to the river to discuss investment ideas. Each week the discussion is moderated by a swell guy named Tom, who asks some very poignant questions. Tom has put much effort into investing and has done quite well for himself. I think he would agree that his smartest decision however, was selling everything he had before the crisis hit the fan, so to speak. I find the group to be a decent collection of individuals that represent the more thoughtful side of our seasonal population. This past week a retired accountant joined the group and shared some of

his success stories. Although he had done very well with his past investments he seemed at odds with what to do right now. He wanted to know where the group saw the Dow Thirty being next year. He wanted to know what everyone thought of bonds, but he really wanted to know “what should I do with my money?” I think after the third time he asked that question, I simply couldn’t help myself and I said, “Spend it!” I asked him if he thought his parents or his grandparents ever sat around and asked themselves what they aught to do with their money. We are very blessed to have these problems and we should remember that. It reminds me of a passage I

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By Robin Avery avery1@mac.com

read in “ The Movable Feast ” by Ernest Hemmingway. Papa, before he was papa, was a fresh-faced kid in Paris making a paltry living writing for The Toronto Star. He spent quite a bit of time betting on the ponies and was doing well for a while but in the end he decided it was wiser to invest in one’s self. I have met a couple retirees that have taken their hobbies or other interests and started small businesses. China is in a new stock frenzy. “ Risk-Love (equity sentiment) is in euphoria territory. It-s time to book some profits.” Bank of America Merrill Lynch. The numbers are staggering, two hundred billion dollars a day for the last seven days. By compa-

rison, New York did fifty billion a day in the first week of the year. Last week alone, one million stock accounts were opened the biggest surge since, you guessed it, two thousand and seven. Teenagers are getting into it and the average investor over this time has at best, middle school education. Even the cleaning lady has opened an account. The old story goes that when J.P. Morgan was getting his shoes shined in twenty-nine, he received a stock tip and immediately went back to the office and sold all his holdings. Hank Paulson is warning about China’s debt in his new book, while Ben Bernanke is plugging his book with his blog, telling

American retires, “that he did not throw them under the bus.” Something to do with “nominal” rates. Speaking of J.P. Morgan. Jamie Dimon, CEO of the bank, in a letter to shareholders said, “There will be another crisis and it will be even more volatile.” I remember his very cool testimony after the credit crisis. Paraphrasing, he said, I don’t know why everyone is so shocked, the financial system has cyclical, fiscal, phenomena, and it always has. His bank bought Bear Sterns for a dollar a share, he took over Washington Mutual and he didn’t need any TARP money. Paulson actually forced him to take it. Here’s a guy who knows how to work cycles.

and lunches of the children brought to the gardens from city schools. The Vallarta Youth Orchestra helps children to overcome problems suffered from physical, mental and sexual abuse by instilling in them the sense of self worth that comes from practicing and performing in an orchestra. Here they learn discipline, teamwork and musical ability as well as an appreciation for music. The IFC donation will be used to purchase child-sized violins and a percussion set. Alas Escuela De Canto serves over 60 children who have been referred to it by parents and other care givers who are at a loss to handle the special needs of their children. Challenges faced by the children include domestic abuse, depression, parental alcohol and drug addiction and social behavior disorders. Kharla Barragán, a trained singer, dance instructor, and psychologist decided to use the power of dance and song to positively turn lives around of these children in need and has founded

this school. Financial support from IFC will be used to help to purchase musical instruments. Many tourists, seasonal residents and ex-pats that live here year 'round consider that Puerto Vallarta is a small slice of paradise. It's good to be able to share a little of our wealth with those who live here in less than idyllic conditions by taking a Home Tour or participating in other IFC activities. If you would like to support programs for the children of Puerto Vallarta you can do so bydonating to IFC or by taking one of our Home Tours. The International Friendship Club is a registered charitable organization in Mexico listed as Club Internacional de la Amistad de Puerto Vallarta A.C. It is located at the northeast corner of the Rio Cuale Bridge above the HSBC Bank, Colonia El Centro, Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco, Mexico, 48300. Phone: 322-222-5466. Website: ifcvallarta.com Email: ifcvallarta(at) gmail.com

The IFC does good things By John Warren

he International Friendship Club (IFC) just spent $138,000 pesos on making good things happen in Puerto Vallarta. Our Home Tours had a very successful season showing visitors and residents some of the lovely homes here, and part of the program's revenues have now been allocated to our Education Committee to improve the lives of local Mexican residents who need help. The Education Committee examined the reports of the organizations that were supported last year, asked for proposals from them and from new organizations, visited each organization, assessed the needs for the next twelve months and then allocated this year's budget to the organizations that met the committee's criteria. It is exciting to know that the International Friendship Club has decided to support the following organizations this year: Biblioteca Los Mangos, is the only library of its kind in the Bahía de Banderas. It receives only 11% of its funding from the city, with the balance of its costs being met by private donations and income from room rentals. The library not only lends books to children and adults and provides a dozen computers for public use, but is also a cultural center that offers classes in flamenco, music, juggling, ballet, yoga, chess and much more. Biblioteca Los Mangos will use the IFC's

donation to upgrade the library's computer and wifi systems used by its members, the public and conference attendees. The American School Puerto Vallarta is a private school that encourages its staff and teachers to help others in the community who are less fortunate. The IFC donation will be used by the American School to help build and furnish libraries in schools in poor, rural areas where books are hard to find. Teaching children to read is a core component of this program. Their program is called Leer y Crecer (Read and Grow). The British American School also interacts with schools in outlying areas of Puerto Vallarta and plans to use part of IFC's donation to help with the Me To We program. The remainder of the education grant will enable children from BAMS to visit and interact with the children in the villages to help them with their reading and writing. In January we provided materials for a rudimentary kitchen for the kinder-

garten in the colonia of La Pedrera; one of the poorer parts of Puerto Vallarta. Colonia Volcanes is also an economically challenged area, but the Volcanes Community Project provides classes in English, Math and Computers to kids who attend its classes voluntarily to learn skills not taught in their regular schools. The IFC grant will help pay teachers' salaries. SETAC is an organization in Puerto Vallarta dedicated to helping the community deal with HIV and AIDS. This year's grant from IFC will be used to provide supplies for teaching sex and safe sex education to pubic middle and high school students aged 12-17. Vallarta Botanical Gardens admitted more than 300 students at no charge during December and January and representatives of VBG also visit local schools to educate the children on the need to preserve our environment and local habitats. This year, our funding will be used to help pay for the bussing

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EACH WEEK Puerto Vallarta Tourism offers free tours in Downtown Puerto Vallarta Tuesdays and Wednesdays 9:00AM and 12:00PM Saturdays 9:00AM. The local tourism office offers a free sightseeing tour of downtown Puerto Vallarta. Staff will take you off on a fabulous walking tour of the streets and legendary locations in the center area of Puerto Vallarta Tours start at the Tourism Office at City Hall. For more information call 222-0923. ArtWalk in Puerto Vallarta’s Centro Wednesdays from 6PM to 10PM A self-guided tour of downtown galleries, art lovers can explore the streets of Centro stopping into select galleries for cocktail exhibitions every Wednesday evening from 6-10pm through May 27, 2015. You can often meet the artists, gallery owners and other creative people. www.vallartaartwalk.com Gentle Yoga on Saturday mornings at IFC 9:30 - 10:30, every Saturday through June (subject to further change or extension) Instructor: Adriana Bedolla Donation (minimum $50 pesos) supports charity April 23-26 Salsa & Mambo Festival For the third year in a row the Salsa & Mambo Fest comes to Riviera Nayarit. The all-star lineups of international and national artists dance over to Marival Resort & Suites for the four day festival. SalsaMamboFest.com April 30-May 3 V Punta Mita Gourmet & Golf Classic The 5th annual Punta Mita Gourmet & Golf Classic combines golf with gourmet meals and cooking courses taught by distinguished chefs at the most luxurious resorts in Riviera Nayarit. The “Punta Mita Cup” is a two day golf tournament played on the signature Jack Nicklaus’ courses, Bahia and Pacifico. PuntaMitaGourmetGolf.com

Webcams around the Bay

s many begin to head north for cooler temperatures, or if you are unlucky to only visit us for a few short day(s) you may be pleased to know there are a number of webcams set up around the bay, providing you with a snapshot of some of your favourite places. Try checking in from July-October, you are bound to see some amazing storm footage, flooded roads and monster waves – but never fear, we’ll still be here. I found this list on the handy www.puertovallarta.net website. Puerto Vallarta Puerto Vallarta Webcam at Hotel Rosita (Malecon and downtown) Hotel Suites La Siesta panorama webcam (Downtown from the hill) Cafe Roma webcams (Downtown) The Pelican's Eye (Cuates y Cuetes right by the Pier) Los Muertos Beach webcam (Seahorse statue and Las Pilitas) Dreams Puerto Vallarta Resort webcam (South zone) Nuevo Vallarta Grand Velas webcam (Nuevo Vallarta) Dreams VillaMagna webcam (Nuevo Vallarta) Villa La Estancia webcam (Nuevo Vallarta)

Classic Volkswagon festival in Guayabitos

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here will be over 350 classic, modified and customized Volkswagen vehicles; approximately 1,000 people will attend this family event, many from at least 12 states around the Mexican Republic and some from the United States. Guayafest is one of the most traditional anchor events in Guayabitos; now in its 6th year, the activities run from April 18-19. Over 350 vehicles are expected to be on display, among them combis and the traditional “bugs,” or “vochos,” as they’re known in Mexico. They will compete in 35 categories from classic vehicles dating back to 1949 to the latest editions. There will be 200 awards given out to the first three places

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within the original, modified and custom categories. To date there are three confirmed “unveilings” of recently modified vehicles that will be presented to the public for the first time. Organizers TPC Bugs Club and the Asociación Nacional de Clubes Vocheros de México have brought in a large number of sponsors, guaranteeing the services and amenities needed for those attending the event. They are also counting on the support from local authorities. This fun “bug” event begins on Saturday the 18th at 5 p.m. with a two-hour parade through Rincón de Guayabitos that will end at the Plaza Principal with a dance to the rhythm of the local banda music

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Road Tripping South: El Cielito a

riginally hailing from the interior of British Columbia, I know long drives. As a kid we’d make the six-plus hour drive to Vancouver half a dozen times every year, stopping for grilled cheese, fries and a milk shake at this truck stop just past Hope. After bouncing around we finally settled on Vancouver Island near Sooke, which if you don’t know is at least a 45 minute drive anywhere. Fond memories now, but I hated every minute it of it back then. Something I truly love about this place, Puerto Vallarta, Mexico is just how much (or how little) you can see if you point your car in any direction but

West and drive for two hours. In two hours you can be in an orchard of guayabas and mangos, eating fresh banana bread and spying birds, butterflies, surfers and fisherman. Or you can be in a farming valley, once home to indigenous people who left behind pottery, petroglyphs and cave paintings to remind us of their time here. Or you can be on 22kms of pristine beach, just you and the nesting turtles and migratory birds. Or you can be on one of the largest reservoirs in Mexico, horseback riding up to the falls, stopping at a small puebla for a rustic meal prepared by a woman who couldn’t

be younger than 105. Or two hours back into the hills to a ranch owned by generations of the same family, where there is no power and running water is the stream and a bucket nearby. Two weeks ago we headed north and ended up in San Blas after spending the evening in Miramar. Last weekend we went south to El Cielito in the tiny puebla of Villa del Mar and the next day we explored the Tehuamixtle (tey-wahmixt-ley) the only slightly larger fishing village along the Pacific coast half way between here and Manzanillo. El Cielito is nine cabins on a

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beautifully landscaped piece of land overlooking those 22kms of pristine beach. There is also a pool and restaurant, essentially making your need to leave non-existent. Off to the side between the village and the beach is a small estuary, home to a number of species of birds. I could identify the egret and the swallow but I’m sure you could do much better. A quick paddle around in the sea kayak was the perfect workout (for the person paddling). The hotel is on a hill overlooking this never-ending swath of beach that is sandwiched between the estuary and these massive awe-inducing 10 foot waves of turquoise

green. Apparently there are times you can get into the ocean, but I certainly wasn’t going to. There were a handful of fishermen on the shore pulling in Gallo which would shortly be ceviche, some families at the beach for the day and one lone skim boarder, flipping in the waves. Once I briefly heard an ATV but for the most part it was complete silence. The food in the restaurant was excellent. Nothing fancy but you wouldn’t want it to be. The service was friendly with the on-site manager Penny completely bi-lingual and full of information. It’s a very casual place, with no pretensions. The palapa style cabins

are simple with comfortable beds, ceiling fans and mosquito netting. Some of them have terraces and are more private than others. I knew of this place for a while because a friend had booked it out entirely for a birthday party – which you can do because it’s so affordable and the perfect size. There are 9 cabins but about 25 beds in total so depending on your configuration you can squeeze 50 of your closest friends in for the party of a lifetime. If you have heard of Tehuamixtle or perhaps its popular neighbor Mayto then you’ll likely have also heard, “oh, but the roads are so bad.” And I’m hesitant to

share this with the masses but in truth, it’s been paved most of the way and aside from a couple of huge potholes, the drive is easy; in fact so easy that I did it instead of my boyfriend. When we left we stopping in the town of Tehuamixtle and had a lunch of oysters and shrimp ceviche at one of the beachfront restaurants overlooking the boat launch where a mother was teaching her two young boys how to fish with a simple line attached to a coke bottle. (Nice to see the upcycling, wish we saw more of it)All the restaurants were filled with families enjoying their Sunday off. The

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beach here is excellent for swimming as evidenced by the shrieks of children splashing each other. Along the way to El Cielito you pass through beautiful country: fields of Echinacea, corn and sugar cane, river valleys, pine forests and little pueblas. Plan for a quick stop in El Tuito to pick up some locally made Raisilla (a rustic version of tequila) to keep you warm in the evenings and anything else you might need as supplies are sparse past here. Also fill-up the gas tank and check your spare tire, just in case. Pack your translator as most everyone beside Penny spoke Spanish only.

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Cool function. Sophisticated style. Luxurious minimalism

ou’ll get it all – over 1800 sq. ft. and a view that overlooks Banderas Bay and Puerto Vallarta’s spectacular skyline – with this spacious two-bedroom/ two-bath condo in Torre Allende. Unit #6, with its refreshing palate of whites, greys and purples, is tucked on the mountain side of the downtown area. In fact, it’s in El Cerro (Spanish for “The Hill”) which keeps busy city streets far away enough for quiet living and close enough to catch a taxi to the exciting nightlife. The hillside to the left is a natural reserve, making Torre Allende a scenic and environmentally-friendly place to live. Tropical breezes pass gently through the open-air design, keeping the condo cool in the winter and summer seasons. The condo features an open-air, European-style kitchen. With gorgeous dark wood cupboards, granite countertops and stainless steel appliances, this space is perfect for whipping up traditional Mexican dishes made from farmto-table ingredients. For added convenience, the built-in bar in the kitchen is perfect for mixing up poolside margaritas, ice cold cervezas and just-made chips and guacamole! (Plus, you’ll never find these amenities at a better price point.) The living spaces – both the living and dining room as well as the patio – blend seamlessly for indoor and outdoor entertaining.

Once you’re outside, the pool and deck area become the highlight for day and night time enjoyment. To add to the luxury, Unit #6 is the only condo in the building with direct access to the pool and deck. This means that you’ll save extra trips to and from the pool, making your outdoor time all the more valuable. The master bedroom has its own view stretching across the Banderas Bay and the common area pool. The guest room is designed for privacy, giving loved ones a quiet area for rest and relaxation. Plus, with minimal effort, you could add an office or a third bedroom for visiting friends and family. What truly catches your breath is how much space there is with which to play. While the current owners have decorated the home with modern furnishings, it would be just as easy to display all of

your art on the broad expanse of walls, taking advantage of the ample natural light, custom lighting and recessed ceiling. Outside, the back terrace features a stainless steel BBQ and private space with orchids, palms and ferns. Condominium Torre Allende itself is a modern building (built in 2008) with only 16 units. It has a large common area in the front which allows for a front row viewing of Vallarta’s famous sunsets. At three times the size and a third of the cost of a similar condo in Vancouver, BC, this $215,000 unit is an investor’s dream. What’s more, it’s a turn-key listing, meaning everything from the contemporary furniture to the modern-day appliances is yours. Unit #6 is move-in ready! Simply unpack your bags, blend a beverage, grab a towel and head for the pool.

To schedule a tour or learn more about making Unit #6 your “home sweet home” in Puerto Vallarta, contact Dana & Stella - The Dream Team of Puerto Vallarta. Dana Leavitt Scapa & Stella Leavitt Timothy Real Estate Group Cel: 322.140.2133 USA: 818.804.5473 Stella Cel: 322.147.3459 USA: 818.317.4000 Dana Toll Free: 877.204.7730 Email: dreamteampv@gmail.com

Vallarta Shopping Directory and events www.puertovallartadining-shopping.com

he online Vallarta Shopping Directory will save you the frustration of finding a telephone number to make a reservation at a special restaurant. The telephone book is no help as the print is too small to read and you’re not sure under what name the phone is listed. Just visit www.puertovallaratadining-shopping.com and browse down the page of BEST RESTAURANTS to find the telephone number, email, website links, hours and days they are open, information about their cuisine and photos of their location and special food. Vallarta is very proud of our large selection of world class restaurants as well as local favorites, most in “off the Malecon” locations; this directory will show you where to find them. Love to shop? The best directory on the internet which includes pages of information and locations

Locating the best of Puerto Vallarta

of our top local businesses will save you a lot of time when you are searching for unique clothing, fabulous jewelry, handmade leather goods, glassware, ceramics, art galleries,

art supplies, florists, sportswear, beachwear and accessories. Looking for specialty foods, such as gluten free products, organic items, hard to find spices, imported

foods, candy, caterers, local markets where you can find homemade food products, then check on the page of FOOD, ORGANIC PRODUCTS, PASTRIES, CANDY, CATERING. Puerto Vallarta is famous for our live entertainment so click our ENTERTAINMENT page which includes local theaters, sports bars, and music. The page for Nayarit includes great restaurants and other businesses in Bucerias, Nuevo Vallarta, & La Cruz de Huanacaxtle. Love to take tours to know more about our area? Check our page for TOURS to set up your agenda for a great experience. The TATTOO page will guide you to the best tattoo artists in the area. You want to continue to look your best and keep fit, so browse through

the page of Beauty Shops and Spas for a great hairdo, a relaxing massage and special fitness techniques. You will also find a page for Nutritional products to keep you healthy. If you need new glasses or other optical needs, check out our page for Opticians. If you love Vallarta and want to buy or rent property in the area, we have a list of the best Real Estate companies. Many people prefer to stay in a smaller hotel or bed and breakfast, centrally located, you can find some great choices on our Boutique Hotel page. You will find many of these local businesses also represented at the Marsol Market by the Pier every Friday from 9:30 to 1:30. Why not put the Vallarta Shopping Directory on your desktop for quick reference to everything you need and want in Puerto Vallarta. .puertovallartadiningshopping.com

Kathleen Carrillo Galleries

athleen Carrillo Galleries, Calle Constitution 325, half a block from Basilio Badillo, is in the old Puerco Azul space, next door to the Banderas Bay Trading Company. The Gallery is now showing the newest paintings from her Friends and Divas Collection. Kathleen has been creating images of women since her college days. Over the years they have reflected the experiences of her personal journey as a woman. Women dealing with many issues, being out of balance, learning to heal from abuse, divorce, working mothers, psychological,

spiritual and physical healing. In her Masters Thesis “Pathfinders”, she depicted woman of all shapes and sizes in Celebration of growth through these life accidents. The next series of works were reflections of a search for her spiritual truths. Studies of the Goddess became her muse. Many of the images were empowered woman inspired by her studies of the Archetypical Greek Goddesses. Each painting reflected strengths and weaknesses of Diana, Persephone, Athena, Artemis, Demeter, and Hestia. Most recently Kathleen is exploring her personal connection with nature and

it’s healing powers. She is living in the jungle just outside of town on the Rio Cuale at the base of the Sierra Madres in the little magical Colonia of Paso Del Guayabo. One of the most popular Collections to date is her Jungle Magic Collection which include women who are relearning the healing energies of being in touch with nature through message from animals. Finally, as Kathleen softens and matures into the balance of her own masculine and feminine balance she has begun exploring her newest paintings, “Friends and Divas Collec-

“Parasols” from The Friends and Divas Collection

tion”. These paintings are a reminder that we are amazing women no matter what shape, size or age we are. It is a reminder that we all need

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to embrace are own personal Divas! To contact Kathleen: Mex. 044 322 141 8867, US 941 932 8543. www. KathleenCarrilloGalleries.com

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Fun on the Riviera Nayarit By Cat Morgan

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For any questions, comments or information about tours, rentals, restaurant and entertainment please contact me at Cat@RivieraNayaritFun.com or Cat@NewEnergyConsciousness.com

ola a Todos! With Semana Santa coming early this year things are already beginning to calm down as most of the snow birds have left for the season. As we wind down, preparing for summer and the rains that will come, restaurants are shortening their hours, or closing down until next winter season. There is still live music and fun to be had however, so get out there and get your fun on and support the restaurants and bars that are remaining open for us crazy year around folks!

IN BUCERIAS….

California Pizza’s will be in their Bucerias downtown location until the end of this month. Then, they will move everything back up to their other location on Estaciones across from the school. So get in there for some excellent pizza and their awesome pasta dishes all at terrific local pricing! Homemade dough and bread with the pasta dishes are made fresh to order. They are located two blocks down (north) from the church and half block up on the left. They are also still doing their FREE DELIVERY service to Nuevo, Bucerias and La Cruz! Let’s give them some support! The Bucerias Art Gallery and Studio has some exciting changes on the horizon. Owner, Floydilou says, “We are moving UP! I am excited about the gallery and studio being in one space on our upper

level. I have some cool plans for the next season.” In the meantime, the popular Go BIG & Go Home 2 day DIY painting workshop is scheduled on April 27th and 28th. If you are looking to create your own large piece of artwork (canvas is one metre) to hang on your empty wall, reserve a spot. I did this class earlier in the season…you don’t have to consider yourself an “artist”, like me, just get in there and have fun with it! Floydilou was so helpful and fun. You can contact Floydilou at the gallery in Bucerias at Lazaro Cardenas #60A, or go to their page on allBucerias.com Breakers Beach Bar, Club and Restaurant is happy to still have live entertainment options in the coming weeks. Please come out this Sunday April, 19th at 3:00 for their “End of Season” Beach Party featuring the final season performance of their great house band “3 to Rock” Breakers will also have the final performance of their Wednesday night band “What’s up” featuring the incredibly talented Adriana on Wednesday April 22nd starting at 5:30. They always put on an energetic show that gets people dancing in the sand! They are also planning for events over the summer with Open Mic Nights and jam sessions. Mark’s Bar and Grill had their final lunch for the high season last weekend, but will remain open all year around (as they always do, thank you!) from 5pm to 11pm every day for dinner. Chef Jan is working

on their summer menu and summer specials which will be out soon. The Jan Marie Talavera / Art gallery next to Mark’s remains open with an amazing selection of Talavera tableware, as well as the larger Jan Marie Boutique Gallery across the street from Mark’s. The galleries have everything from smaller fun mementos to larger pieces you may be looking for to add a splash to your home or rental for next season. It’s a great time to shop! Esquina 22 Bar and Lounge will be open all season, which is great for their first year for the restaurant. They are only closed one day a week on Sunday and are open every other day from 3pm to 11pm. They have live music with Cesar Medina every Friday from 8pm to 11pm. Find them on Mexico Ave 22, kitty corner from the Luna Lounge. Check them out; you will be happy you did. Los Arroyos Verdes is a perfect place to go to relax out by the pool and have a tasty breakfast or lunch. I love their Caesar salads with shrimp! Spend the day with them and enjoy the eco-paradise of Los Arroyos Verdes. Their motto is Renew, Recycle, Reuse, and Rethink! The art and sculptures about the grounds are stunning. You will find loungers and hammocks around the property. A perfect place for your own private pool party in their Olympic size pool too!

IN LA CRUZ….

Pub Britannia is still rock’in the house with Open Mic Night on Tuesdays. Come on over and bring

your instrument and or voice to play with Mike Currlette and “The Turn” or just enjoy a couple of cocktails and kick up your heels on the dance floor. Game Night is still on every Thursday at 8pm. Join in on the fun. Nahui Beach Restaurant is located just outside of La Cruz towards Punta de Mita at the Destilideras playa. Their exact location is to the left of the large parking lot that overlooks the beach. The bus will drop you off right in front! It’s easy to find and everyone can get down to the main restaurant and on the playa as there are no stairs to deal with. It’s the perfect beach day with servers bringing fresh food and buckets of beers or frosty margaritas right to you on the beach. Whether you prefer to sit up under the large palapa, or down on the playa…it’s a really nice place to enjoy the day or the sunset over the Marietta Islands. Perfect for weddings and parties too! Masala Bar and Grill has live music with Tatewari every Thursday evening beginning at 7pm. They will remain open until then end of May. Chef Julio and his wife Chef Rita create amazing layered flavors in their foods, with the best pina coladas around La CruzThey are open from 5-10pm, and closed only on Tuesdays. Las Palapas Grill is open and playing things by ear. I recently had the most delicious cheese burger with pineapple on it. It was that kind of burger that is has a big homemade patty, cooked to perfection dripping with juices all over the plate. The fries are cooked

light and crispy. Eating my burger and watching the waves crash, what could be more perfect in that moment I ask? OH!! Yes...the mango margarita I was enjoying! Check out their page on the allLaCruz.com site for exact directions. The Octopus’s Garden is also open for business from 9-2pm, Monday to Saturdays. Ariel Skills classes took a small break, but have resumed classes since April 13th. Intermediate Salsa Classes with Hugo Lopez are on Mondays and Thursdays at 10 am. The Huichol Art Gallery remains open with a large variety of art and jewelry. Enjoy the soft and beautiful ambiance of the garden. It’s a great way to spend your morning. Wifi is also very good if you like to bring your computer. Owner Wayland´s recovery is going well but he still needs a lot of help with his rehab. The exercise hours are 10 - 12 am. and 4 - 6 pm. and as some people are leaving they are looking for volunteers to fill some slots in the roster - if you have the time and the inclination come and try it out, the exercise is reciprocal (you get fit too!). Please call them if you can help at: 01 (329)295-5367 or on facebook: Octopuss Garden /Hikuri. The Black Forest Restaurant just had their end of the season Beer Fest! They will remain open for dinner throughout the summer from 5-10pm and are closed on Saturdays, and also close in August for their well deserved vacation. Black Forest is an authentic German restaurant, also serving dishes combined with a Mexico flare of fresh fish and other local fresh foods. LaCruzers Swim Club is back on again!. Swimming is on Tuesdays and Thursdays at 10 AM. Meet next to the La Cruz Marina on Manzanilla Beach.

Thanks for tuning in this week. I will be updating as events come our way. If you have any questions, or are looking for a rental, long term or for next season drop me a line at Cat@RivieraNayaritFun. com . Check out the Calendars on allBucerias.com and allLaCruz. com . Enjoy the spring weather, all of the amazing flowers blooming and embrace the magic of clearing out the old (spring clearing) so new things can come into your life. Please help to support the events and live music, and the restaurants that remain open for all of us Loco Locals! Most of all have FUN! See ya’all around town! Abrazos a todo.

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Making plans for April and may? Plenty going on in Riviera Nayarit

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In La Cruz

III Salsa Mambo Fest (April 23-26) Are you ready to party to the Latin rhythms of the Salsa Mambo Fest 2015? A series of presentations and dance classes with the experts, as well as a fabulous concert and plenty of fun. The event takes place at the Marival Resorts & Suites in Nuevo Vallarta. Reserve your spot at SalsaMamboFest.com.

By Cindy Bouchard Cindy Bouchard, an expat Canadian runs a Boutique Inn, Villa Amor del Mar in La Cruz de Huanacaxtle. She and her husband Chris are living and lovin’ in Vallarta–Nayarit. If you want more info on La Cruz or desire… A very special vacation contact cindy@VillaAmordelMar.com

inding excellent food certainly appeals to the foodie in me; the story behind the ‘place’ fills my appetite almost as much as the food! I’ve been living in La Cruz for five and a half years now and was pretty sure I knew all there was to know about Tacos on the Street or TOTS as some call it. Waiting in line, I boldly shared ‘their story’ with friends when someone came up beside me, crossed her arms and leaned in… “Keep going, I love hearing the various versions of our story.” It was Mama Taco herself! “Hmmm, that was pretty close”, she allowed. When I interviewed her son Jorge I learned she was being kind as I had most of it wrong! About 26 years ago the story of my family moving to La Cruz began when my father took a trip to Vallarta to visit his mom. He also visited La Cruz and loved it. He went home, sold everything, gathered up the family and moved here so we kids could have a great childhood. Mom decided to help the family by making and selling carne asada, rib eye tacos, typical baja style, grilled on mesquite charcoal. We serve very fresh vegetables, onions, cilantro and guacamole with our high quality,

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5th Annual Open Water Competition 3-5K (April 25) The Annual Open Water Competition is turning into a tradition in the waters of La Cruz de Huanacaxtle. Hundreds of swimmers from around Mexico meet to compete, from the littlest ones to the most tested veterans. Categories include Child, Youth, Master, Special Needs and Professional. More details at NadoSeguro.com.

Gran Fondo Riviera Nayarit Tour (April 26) homemade flour and corn tortillas. We accommodate vegetarians with veggies and cheese. It all started in 1993 in our family kitchen and at the ‘take-out’ window you see today, we were only open Saturday and Sunday. It was stand up tacos (or take out) only but clients starting bringing tables and chairs. Someone named Pablo brought the first set and then people brought more tables and chairs. So when people started eating their tacos sitting on sidewalk, we decided to grow. We always grew slowly never made big changes at one time.

This location, where the restaurant is, used to be Mom and Dad’s house and where Aaron and I grew up. It was a small casita, with mangoes growing in the yard and where all the neighbourhood kids hung out. The area that is the restaurant kitchen was our family kitchen. When it got too big to keep everyone outside in the rainy season it was tough, so we built a house in the back for us to live. The space that used to be the patio became a large open area and a couple of bedrooms. Obviously, we did grow the business… over the years we’ve opened on more days, then in the last couple of years added menus, liquor, t-shirts and a professional sign but, the menu has always stayed the same. We truly appreciate all our clientele, who we believe to be about 33% Mexicans, 33% expats and 33% tourists. Canadian/American/Mexicans equal. Fun fact: They didn’t have a name when they opened. One day a client brought a couple of beach rocks with Tacos on the Street painted on them, the name stuck! For the full story; check out my blog at www.villaamordelmar. com/blog

This bicycle race is divided into two competitions: 150km for the Gran Fondo and 75km for the Medio Fondo. The tour begins in Nuevo Vallarta, continuing on through Sayulita, along the coasts of Punta de Mita and La Cruz de Huanacaxtle, through the incredible landscapes of Fortuna de Vallejo ending in Bucerías. More info: BiciBucerias.com.

V Punta Mita Gourmet & Golf Classic 2015 (April 30 – May 3) Punta Mita, Mexico's most exclusive development offers three days of extraordinary culinary experiences along with a two-day golf tournament on the Pacífico and Bahía golf courses. The event was created to pair the best wines

and local and international dishes with the best golfers and chefs. Find all the details here: PuntaMitaGourmetGolf.com. Feast of the Exaltation of the Holy Cross (May 3) May 3rd, the Feast of the Cross, brings to a close an entire week of Patron Saint Festivities in La Cruz de Huanacaxtle. During this time, the community celebrates cultural, sports, artistic and religious events. ISA World SUP & Paddleboard Championship (May 10-17) The ISA World SUP & Paddleboard Championship is set to take place in Mexico for the very first time in 2015, and Sayulita—Mexico’s SUP Mecca and the Riviera Nayarit’s Surf Capital—is the place to be. Mexico’s SUP Team has already participated in three previous championships and is mostly comprised of paddlers and surfers hailing from the Riviera Nayarit.http://www.isasurf. org/events/isa-world-supand-paddleboard-championship-wsuppc/ Restaurant Week (May 15- 31) This culinary celebration is a community event where over 30 restaurants from the Riviera Nayarit and Puerto Vallarta come together to create a specially approved prix fixe menu during the entire two weeks in order to extend the region’s high season and promote its many amazing gastronomical delights. Find the menus at vallartatribune.com Riviera Nayarit Wind Festival (May 22-24) Bucerías, the Wind Capital of the Riviera Nayarit, is the ideal stage for kite surfing and other aquatic sports fueled by the ocean breeze; small wonder that approximately 200 national and international competitors are expected to flock to the Wind Festival. thekitezone.com/

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Georgina’s Top Ten Reasons for Living in Colonia Versalles Fabien Madesclaire fabien@g3mex.com

G3MEX is currently looking for talented agents to become part of our team. If you love sales, and want to work in a welcoming and fun environment, contact Fabien Madesclaire at Fabien@g3mex.om.

olonia Versalles is conveniently situated between Avenidas Francisco Medina and Francisco Villa. It’s close to virtually every service, shopping and transportation option that you can imagine. It hosts a great variety of housing alternatives, from spacious single-family homes to smaller condos and apartments. Expats, Georgina and her husband Bernard, originally from East Africa and Goa, India, moved to Toronto, Canada in 1971. After spending a holiday in Puerto Vallarta and later renting in the Marina, they decided to purchase a house in Colonia Versalles. Here are Georgina’s top ten reasons for choosing Colonia Versalles: 1. Plenty to choose from. We love the variety of middle class and upper class housing in Versalles. The area has a great mix of Mexican Nationals and expats. 2. Excellent location. Our

neighborhood is very centrally located, and close to hotels, Plaza Caracol, Costco, the British American School. Everything is easily accessible via local bus service and taxis if you do not own a vehicle. 3. Great services. Francisco Villa is one of the main arteries here in PV, and has everything you need from hair stylists, spas, food vendors, doctors, dentists, rehabilitation centers, a chef school, an artisanal bakery, Mark’s famous “Leek and Thistle” Pie shop, and one of our favorites, Famous Ernesto's Good Grub—where on Thursdays they offer an “all you can” eat ribs special. 4. Local library. The Los Mangos public library is just around the corner, a true gem in the neighborhood. They offer a variety of classes including yoga, language skills and dance. Don’t miss their Annual Art Auction fundraiser. 5. New restaurants. The fabulous new Fluvial Development has

some terrific restaurants, including: Vaca Argentina, Ocho Tostadas and La Dolce Vita Pizzeria. 6. Close to the airport. The Fluvial artery connects Francisco Medina highway from the airport to Francisco Villa. So catching a flight out of town is incredibly easy. 7. Nearby beach. There’s great public beach adjacent to the Venetian Condos and a beautiful nature walk/bike path along the Rio Amecas, which is a bird watching paradise. 8. Learn Spanish. We attended a Spanish language school right here in Col.Versalles, at the Warren Hardy-Melchor Ocampos School on Calle Vienna. It’s a great place to study written and spoken Spanish. In three years we became fluent in Spanish. We love being able to truly connect with Mexican people. 9. Inexpensive real estate. The area is a great value for people who are in the market for purchasing real estate. It has very well built homes, good neighbors, plenty of trees, is well established and is growing by leaps and bounds. 10. Easy to get to Old Town. Col. Versalles is only minutes from downtown Vallarta, where we love to take regular walks on the Malecon and are active with the International Friendship Club. If you have real estate questions, or want to know more about local properties, contact Fabien anytime at G3MEX Real Estate Group email: Fabien@g3mex.com. Or visit us in our new office in Old Town on Calle Amapas, right near the Hotel Emperador.

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Dispossession by due process and remedies By Roberto Ortiz de Montellano F.

Mexican-Licensed Attorney at Law roberto@ortizdemontellano.com

Roberto Ortiz de Montellano is a Mexican-Licensed Attorney at Law with over twenty years of professional legal experience. He started his own practice in Puerto Vallarta two years ago. His areas of expertise focus mostly on Real Estate Law, Business Law and Estate Planning. www.ortizdemontellano.com

magine you buy a home in Mexico, you move in, you decorate it and make adjustments, and you plan to live there happily ever after. Suddenly you receive a notification from a judge saying that the title over your house is not valid because another person has paramount title over yours and that you have to vacate the property immediately or you will be evicted. This scenario is not likely to occur, especially if you did your due diligence, but it is not impossible. So what happens next? Well, first you would have to enter into a litigation process to defend your title, but what happens if you lose this litigation process? Are you, as a buyer who acted in good faith, most likely to lose all your investment? Not quite. The Mexican law has several provisions that provide an indemnity to a buyer who acquired in good faith and is dispossessed of his property because of a paramount title. Here there are two possible scenarios, when the seller acted in good faith and when the seller acted in bad faith, the latter meaning that the seller committed fraud when he sold you the property because he knew there was a paramount title over the property.

If the seller acted in good faith, you are entitled to claim from him the following remedies: • The price you paid for your property. • The expenses you incurred when you purchased the property (fees, taxes and so on). • The expenses you incurred due to the litigation process regarding the paramount title. • The value of useful and necessary improvements you may have done to the property. If the seller acted in bad faith, in addition to the remedies mentioned above you are entitled to claim from him the following: • The updated price of your property, instead of the original price. • The value of voluntary and comfort improvements you may have done to the property. • Damages and losses. It is extremely important that the deed where you acquire title of your property includes a clause where the seller is expressively obligated to respond from any paramount title and dispossession of the property. The wording of this clause should be very precise so that this responsibility is not limited in any form.

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Non - Profit and Charitable Organizations For visitors to Puerto Vallarta who wish to support the less privileged in our paradise, this is a list of some of the many organizations that could benefit from such kind gestures. If you would like your organization recognized here, please email details to editor@vallartatribune.com. Acción En La Cruz aid residents of La Cruz de Huanacaxtle by providing provisions in exchange for community services performed.landon5120.wix.com/ accionenlacruz Alcoholics Anonymous: In English Puerto Vallarta Alanon Club - Basilio Badillo 329 recoverpv.com Amazing Grace Missions Assisting families in Magisterio & Progreso with necessities and job training and English. slw2014nv@gmail.com American Legion Post 14: raises resources and manpower to improve facilities needing building maintenance americanlegion14.org Amigos del Magisterio - Food delivered directly to workers at the PV dump, their families and schools in Magisterio and Volcanes. Also, food to New Beginnings, Pasitos de Luz, and Caritas. 100% of donations to the people, no overhead.amigosdelmagisterio.com lysephilrioux@hotmail.com Asilo San Juan Diego Home for the Elderly - Contact: Lupita Sanchez Covarrubias 222-1257 or malupita88@ hotmail.com or mexonline.com\asilosanjuandiego.htm Asociación Down - Assistance to persons with Down’s Syndrome – Contact: Ana Eisenring at 224-9577. Banderas Bay Women’s Shelter - Safe shelter for

PEACEAnimals

ESCUED AND NEEDS HOME: Ruth Hazlewood in Bucerias found a disoriented female Doberman mix in the middle of the highway walking in circles. Ruth took her to a vet for a check-up, where the dog was found to have very little eye sight left and a leg that was broken

women & children victims of domestic violence. compassionforthefamily.org Becas Vallarta, A.C. – Provides scholarships to high school and university students. Tax-deductible in Mexico and USA. Polly Vicars at (322) 223-1371 or Buri Gray at (322) 221-5285. CANICA - Centre for Children with Cancer. Provides aid for treatment and services including transportation to GDL. Contact Director, Evelia Basañes 322-123-5688. Casa Hogar - A shelter for orphaned, abandoned, disadvantaged or vulnerable children. Luz Aurora Arredondo at 221-1908, Rita Millan (322) 141-6974. casamaximocornejo@gmail.com Centro Comunitario SETAC-GLBT – Services the GLBT community, including treatment and referrals, education, English classes, HIV testing and counseling. Paco Arjona 224-1974 Clinica de Rehabilitación Santa Barbara - Rehabilitation of the handicapped. Contact: Laura Lopez Portillo Rodriguez at 224-2754. COLINA Spay and Neuter Clinic - Free and by-donation sterilization clinic in Old Town. Only open Sundays, Contact: cez@rogers.com or 322-104-6609 CompassionNet Impact – Transforming the lives of people living in chronic poverty. Job creation, education, emergency & more. Tax-deductible. Cell: (322) 133-7263 or ric@4compassion.org Corazon de Nina A safe, loving, home-environment for 20+ girls rescued from high-risk situations. Donations & volunteers always welcome! Totally self-funded. www.corazondenina.mx

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long ago. The dog runs very well on three legs, is disease free, and though she at least ten-years old, is described by Ruth as having "plenty of life left in her." This is a very friendly dog and needs a home. Please contact Ruth if you can help: ruthlessinmexico@hotmail.com. PEACE-

Animals endeavors to prevent the future suffering of cats and dogs by providing free mobile spay and neuter clinics, primarily in communities throughout the Bay of Banderas (Puerto Vallarta, Mexico). PEACEAnimals envisions safe, healthy, and clean communities in which controlled cat and dog populations live in harmony with humans and the natural environment. This vision can be accompli-

Adorable Dog In The Spotlight... TOMMY

e aren’t sure how Tommy lost his eye but nothing gets this boy down. He has the most incredible personality and gets along terrific with all his canine roommates. Tommy is about three years old, a Schnauzer-Terrier mix about 15 and a half pounds. We think he is just the cutest. Tommy has been neutered and is up to date on all his vaccines. Think Tommy boy is for you? Contact us at spcapv@gmail.com if you are interested.

Cruz Roja (Red Cross) - Handles hospital and emergency service in Vallarta. It is the only facility that is authorized to offer assistance to injured people on the street. Contact: 222-1533, 222-4973 Desayunos para los Niños de Vallarta A.C. Feeding programs, education programs, day care centers for single mothers. 2234311 or 22225 72 Discapacitados de Vallarta, A.C. (DIVAC) association of handicapped individuals dedicated to helping one another. Ivan Applegate at 221-5153. Families At The Dump: Supporting families living in the landfill or garbage dump thru education and sustainable opportunities. familiesatthedump.org Fundacion Punta de Mita LDG. Ana Lilia Medina Varas de Valdés. ana@fundacionpuntademita.org Tel. (329) 291 5053 Friends of PV Animals Volunteers working to enhance the lives of shelter animals. For info and donations visit friendsofpvanimals.com Grupo Ecológico de Puerto Vallarta: Arq. Luz del Carmen Pérez A cayro_13@hotmail.com grupoecologico.com Horizonte de Paz: Shelter for men of all ages who are troubled with alcohol & drug addiction. Donato Schimizzi: 322 199 9523 or Roberto: 281 0644 dschimizzi@yahoo.com La Brigada de la Basura: A weekly meeting of neighborhood children to clean Vallarta Streets. Contact Que?Pasa 223-4006

shed by a free mass sterilization program. Free treatment for parasites, ticks, fleas and mange. The cost of one three-day clinic is $1,800usd. To donate or volunteer in support of PEACEAnimals efforts please visit www.peaceanimals.org Clinic schedule, including directions and other clinic information are always on website: www. peaceanimals.org and www.gretchen-peace-and-pv.blogspot.com

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IMPORTANT PHONE NUMBERS Emergency Phone Numbers The police station or the fire department is 060. For Non-Emergency calls, dial (322) 290-0507 for the Police Dep & (322) 224-7701 for the Fire Department.

Ambulance Services Red Cross Ambulance: 222-1533 Global Ambulance: 226-1014

Hospitals Ameri-Med Hospital: 226-2080 Cornerstone Hospital: 224-9400 San Javier Hospital: 226-1010 Medasist Hospital: 223-0444 C.M.Q. Hospital: 223-1919 I.M.S.S. Hospital: 224-3838 Regional Hospital: 224-4000

Other Important Phone Numbers American Consulate: (322)222-0069 or 01-333-268-2145 Canadian Consulate: (322) 293-0098 Motor Vehicle Dept: 224-8484 Consumer Protection (PROFECO): 225-0000 Immigration Office: 221-1380 National Telegraph: 224-7970 Electric Company (CFE): 071 Water Company (SEAPAL): 223-1516 Municipal Services: 223-2500 Tourist Protection: 223-2500 Ministerio Publico: 222-1762 Animal Protection: 221-0078 Wake-Up Service: 031

Emergency Phone for Sayulita Dial 066 from any standard land line. Dial 080 from Mexican cell phones. To report suspicious activity in Sayulita, please dial 045-322-141-5994.

Local: 322-228-0128 US: 401-608-2600

Tianguis and Farmer´s Markets

All the towns have some type of weekly market. In Banderas Bay and Riviera Nayarit we are blessed with many excellent farmer’s, artisan and co-op markets. Most are open from 9am – 2pm unless stated. Bucerias Tianguis - Year-round Sundays In the arroyo La Cruz Sunday Mercado Sundays At the La Cruz Marina Bucerias Market - Monday Artwalk Plaza Guayabitos – Mondays yearround In the main plaza Nuevo Vallarta Farmers Market –Tuesdays San Pancho Market / Tuesday in Main Plaza La Cruz Tianguis Year-round Wednesday Below the glorietta La Penita Tianguis – Thursday year-round In the main plaza Marina Vallarta Market – Thursdays In the main plaza Marsol Market to the pier - Friday Sayulita’s Farmer’s Market downtown Friday Tres gallinas y un gallo - Saturdays 466 Venustiano Carranza Old Town Farmers Market – Saturdays Lazaro Cardenas Park Lo de Marcos Tianguis – Saturdays In the main plaza

Emergency Numbers for Bucerias & La Cruz Numbers for the Police Department in case of emergency are 291-0049 and 291-0666. Emergency number: 066 Police, Bucerias & La Cruz: 298-1020 Civil Protection (Fire, Ambulance): 291-0295 Ambulance, Santa Rosa Clinic: 298-0157

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