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Welcome to Puerto Vallarta

and Riviera Nayarit Here is some advice to make your trip a little easier and more enjoyable. TIME ZONE: The entire state of Jalisco is on Central Time, as is the southern part of the State of Nayarit starting from Guayabitos in the north. BUSES: A system of urban buses with different routes can bring you from one end of the bay to the other and all the spots in between. Current fare is $7.50 pesos per ticket and passengers must purchase a new ticket every time they board another bus. There are no “transfers”. TAXIS: There are set rates within defined zones of town. Do not enter a taxi without agreeing on the price with the driver first. Price is per trip not person. MONEY EXCHANGE: Although you may have to wait in line for a few minutes, banks will give you a higher rate of exchange than the exchange booths (caja de cambio). You will need your passport. Better yet, use your bank card to withdraw funds from any ATM machine. Note that ATM’s in the banks are the safest to use and generally charge lower fees. DRINKING WATER: For the 18th year in a row, Puerto Vallarta’s water has been awarded a certification of purity for human consumption. The quality of the water tested at the purification plant varies greatly from what comes out of the tap at the other end. So do be careful. If you want to be doubly sure, you can pick up bottled water just about anywhere. EXPORTING PETS: Falling love with the street dog outside your hotel or a puppy on the Malecon doesn’t mean they can’t come home with you. The process is fairly inexpensive and only takes a day or two. You need a certificate of health from a local vet among other things. The time of year that pets can travel in the cargo section of the plane may be your biggest challenge. For the most up-to-date information contact the Puerto Vallarta SPCA at spcapv@gmail.com. COMMON SENSE: Just as you wouldn’t walk around your hometown drunk and beligerent, it is not acceptable to do that here. While Mexicans are a forgiving bunch, basic politeness is appreciated. For the guys, peeing in public is a major faux pas and if you are caught, can get you tossed in jail or an expensive fine. Pay attention to your surroundings. Pay your bills. Be courteous. And have fun! DRINKING AND DRIVING: First off – just don’t. The consequences are not worth it. Taxis are cheap and plentiful. Fines are as much as 10,000 pesos. You can be taken to jail and your vehicle impounded. There are many checkstops on the weekends and you will be asked to blow if they suspect you have been drinking. LEGAL SYSTEM: Not knowing the law is not an valid excuse in Mexico or anywhere. If you find yourself caught in a legal situation be aware that guilt is presumed until your innocence can be proven. This is a very difficult lesson to learn if you are visiting from the United States or Canada in particular. Immediately contact your consulate for assistance. Director Noemi Zamora noemizamorareynoso@gmail.com Editor Lic. Madeline Milne mmilne@Vallartatribune.com Sales Team Rebeca Castellón rebeca.castellonn@gmail.com Information office ventastribuna7@yahoo.com Designer Cynthia E. Andrade G. cysandra@gmail.com cisandra@vallartatribune.com

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Calling in Mexico Calling phones in Mexico can be tricky as it is different than in the US or Canada. There are different codes you need to use depending if you are calling landlines or cellular phones and if they are local or long distance. Long-distance calls from within Mexico For national long-distance calls (within Mexico) the code is 01 plus the area code and phone number. For international long-distance calls, first dial 00, then the country code (for the U.S. and Canada the country code is 1, so you would dial 00 + 1 + area code + 7 digit number). Calling Cell Phones (from a land line) If you are calling from a landline within the area code of the Mexican cell phone number dial 044, then the 10 digit number including area code. Outside of the area code (but still within Mexico) dial 045 and then the 10 digit phone number. Cell phone to cell phone only requires the 10 digit number. Phone Cards Phone cards (“tarjetas telefonicas”) for use in pay phones can be bought at newstands and in pharmacies in denominations of 30, 50 and 100 pesos. Pay phones do not accept coins. When buying a phone card for pay phone use, specify that you would like a “tarjeta LADA,” because pre-paid cell phone cards are also sold in the same establishments. Calling Toll-Free Numbers Some toll free numbers work from Mexico to the US and Canada, but many do not. You need to dial a different prefix. To call the following toll free prefixes, dial as follows: 800 numbers Dial 001-880-then the number 866 numbers Dial 001-883-then the number 877 numbers Dial 001-882-then the number 888 numbers Dial 001-881-then the number

Emergencies: 060 Red Cross: 065 Non-Emergency Police 322.290.0507 Fire Department: 322.223.9476

Ambulance: 322.222.1533 Consulates American Consulate Nuevo Vallarta: 322.222.0069 24 hrs Guadalajara: 333.268.2145 Canadian Consulate 322.293.2894 24 hrs: 1.800.706.2900

Immigration: 322.224.7719 Consumer Protection: 01.800.468.8722 Tourism Offices Jalisco: 322.221.2676 Nayarit: 322.297.1006

Spanish Bloopers by Sandra Cesca

his column is for all of us who are still struggling with the Spanish language…and for those who just want to enjoy a good laugh! Although I have lived here seven years, I still make many mistakes with words that sound the same but are entirely different or with the same word that has double or triple meanings, some resulting in various degrees of embarrassment.

Today’s story: MAPACHE (RACCOON) TEPACHE (FERMENTED PINEAPPLE DRINK) Walking up to the vendor, my friend said in his newly acquired Spanish, “Una taza de mapache, por favor.” At which the vendor first looked surprised then started laughing…a lot! As I joined them, I asked the vendor what was so funny. You ordered a cup of raccoon I told my friend!! We still

Mapache (Raccoon)

Tepache (Fermented Pineapple Drink)

haven’t stopped laughing over that one. Send me your bloopers and a little story to go with them: sandra. learn.vallarta@gmail.com

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Happy Holidays!

ow was your Christmas? Did you do a big meal on December 24th and sleep away the 25th? I really wanted to have a Christmas that matched what I celebrated with my family back in Canada. We had a quiet night on the 24th, mostly with me running around buying last minute gifts and things to eat, then locking myself in my room to wrap too many presents while drinking the champagne I was supposed to save for the mimosas the next morning. Christmas morning was Baileys in my coffee, which is really all you need to know. The rest went off without a hitch. Oh yeah, I got that baby bunny I always wanted. Careful what you ask for. New Year’s Eve: a time for reflection and planning. Two things I’m not great at - as me typing this minutes before we go to print clearly indicates! Top moments of the past year would have to include: Getting engaged, which actually happened on Christmas morning in the very early hours after much drinking, in front of his entire family on a karaoke microphone, which I understand is fairly typical style of proposal in Mexico. Followed up by getting married on one of the most beautiful spots in the world surrounded by most of my favourite people on the planet. Win, Win. The 2600km road trip I did with my then fiancé from Puerto Vallarta to San Luis Potosi, La Huasteca, Ixilitla, San Bernal, Guanajuato, Leon and home was an eye-opening time exploring some of the hidden gems of this immense country I have grown to love more and more each year. And that we

still got married afterwards, attests to just how great the trip was. Plus, Carlos is great at carrying luggage and ignoring my snarky morning face. Heading back to Victoria, BC for a long-overdue family reunion with family from around the globe including a sister and niece from China and an aunt and cousins from Vermont, getting to know my brothers awesome girlfriend, cousins I hadn’t seen since they were babies, and celebrating my 40th with my dearest friends. Plus the weather was spectacular and the all-you-can-eat sushi is almost enough to fly back to Canada for. The five kittens and two dogs that I rescued and rehoused, including a pit bull momma named Maya who had spent a tough life breeding puppies only to be tossed starving into the streets. She now lives a very cozy life in Arizona where her new family lets her sleep on the bed with them and the lack of humidity seems to be clearing up her eczema. What’s in store for next year? I don’t know. There will be changes, that is for sure. Some bittersweet. Some sad. But I suspect many of them will be joyous and a few will be truly spectacular. I still have time to set some resolutions and goals down. One will be to try to write my editorial the day before it’s due.

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e just love our visitors to town and the sanctuary. They are all so very generous. The Balsiger family recently visited the sanctuary and gave their tour guide, our imitable volunteer Robin McCaffry, a donation of 700 pesos. Good friends Suzanne Deaton and Darryl Rhoades donated $100 US. Thanks so much to everyone! And don’t forget to stop and see us at the Farmers Market each week. Come and spend a rewarding

afternoon cuddling the animals at Puerto Vallarta’s SPCA Sanctuary. Our dogs and cats are awaiting “forever homes” and your help is needed to jump start their socialization. The goal is to get these animals adjusted and ready to interact in the real world. The majority of the SPCA animals either come from extremely abusive situations or they have been abandoned. Your love and attention can make up for that sad history. During

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your visit, you can interact with the animals and even take a dog (or two or three) for a walk. Are you ready to get involved? Pack your bag for an amazing afternoon at the SPCA! Please bring water and any treats you might enjoy during your visit. Sharing food with the animals is prohibited. We encourage you to bring your camera. Take as many photos as you like, and share them with us and your social media community.

Old Town Farmers Marke The OTFM-TC is the Go By Erin Staley

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aturday is almost here, and you know what that means – It's time to grab your eco-friendly bags and join us for 90+ “make it, bake it, grow it” products and services! Here at the for the Old Town Farmers Market-Tianguis Cultural (OTFM-TC), we have farmto-table produce, salsa's and dips, International fare, sculptures, coffee, chocolate, tropical flowers, body products, live music, custom-made clothing, unique jewelry, chiropractic sessions and so much more! One such gotta-try is Vallarta Bagel World with its freshly baked, yummy-forthe-whole-family bagels. Select from traditional, sesame, poppy seed and whole grain (sprinkled with sunflower and flax seeds). Exotic flavors are also available, including jalapeño and cheddar cheese.

Bagels: Great Flavor without the Guilt Whole grains and vegetables are the basis of a healthy diet, and bagels offer a wealth of vitamins and minerals to keep you in tip-top shape. But if you're thinking, “A crunchy, justtoasted bagel sounds heavenly, but it can pack on unwanted calories,” then worry no more. Only 11 calories come from fat with an average plain bagel. Compare that to the 54 fat calories that come with an average croissant! Plus, bagels are cholesterol free and vegan friendly. None of the ingre-

dients contain any animal-derived products such as milk, eggs, butter, shortening or fat-based preservatives and this season Vallarta Bagel World has expanded their selection to include gluten free bagels. History of the Bagel Bagels have been a food staple since the beginning of Egyptian civilization. Its round shape and hole-in-the-middle are not only distinct, but handy for transport. The popular boiled bagel, which is the texture we recognize today, was first made in the 17th century by the Eastern European Jewish community. With migrations to America, bagels became a hit in New York as traditional breakfast menu items. Its simple, yet scrumptious flavor, spread throughout the world, thanks to the frozen food revolution. Fresh

You’re Invited! We’re open 9:30-2 every Saturday, from November 7 to April 30, 2016. We’re located at Lazaro Cárdenas Park in Vallarta’s Emiliano Zapata neighbourhood. For only 14 pesos an hour, you can park in the garage directly beneath park. Public buses and taxis also come this way with a Pino Suarez Street drop off.

or frozen, each bite is full of flavor, texture and healthy properties. Tip-Top Bagel Toppings There are endless ways to top a Vallarta Bagel World's freshly baked bagel. Sweet butter or cream cheese and smoked salmon are always popular choices. We'd also suggest trying options from fellow OTFM-TC vendors: nut butters, jams/ jellies, Mexican cheese, lentil sprouts, and farm-fresh vegetables. Stop by this Saturday to pick out your next Vallarta Bagel World favourites. You can also find Vallarta Bagel World at most other markets around the bay or reach them at +52 (322) 146-7180 or vallartabagelworld(at)gmail.com Love Yoga? While at the market, join us for yoga classes (9:30-10:30 am) taught by instructors from Yoga Colective. We meet in the

et - Tianguis Cultural o-To for Freshly Baked Bagels T kiosk every Saturday through April 30. Participation is by donation. Special Musical Guests on Jan 9th The award-winning musical group, Luna Rumba will be at the market Jan 9th to promote the release of their second CD Luna Rumba Live! Performance will begin at 11:30 on the main stage at the west end of the park, next to the food court vendors. Meet the Market The OTFM-TC is a North American style market that celebrates the tradition and culture of Mexico’s outdoor tianguis markets. It is also a registered non-profit/ association civil organization that focuses on nurturing the entrepreneurial spirit of Puerto Vallartans. All OTFM-TC products are either locally grown or handmade within 75 kilometres of the city.

Luna Rumba to Entertain at the Old Town Farmers Market

he award-winning musical group, Luna Rumba, will make a special appearance at the Old Town Farmers Market-Tianguis Cultural on Jan 9th to offer a sneak preview of their new CD, Luna Rumba Live! Following the success of their first, self-titled CD, which won three international awards, including Best Latin CD at the Independent Music Awards, Luna Rumba is celebrating the release of their second CD: Luna Rumba LIVE! It is a collection of original and cover songs, and the most requested songs from last season's live performances. Songs include “Cucurucucu Paloma,” “Stay in Vallarta,” “Besame Mucho” (special version), the romping “Shambo!” and more! Fans continue to rave: The absolute best show in Vallarta... Bobbie Schmidt Audell Totally awesome band. Loved every performance... John Ragan They are truly gifted musicians that have a passion for their music...Terri Rinehart Grunzke Meet Luna Rumba Luna Rumba is an international favourite, presenting a “sonic tapestry of Latin fusion, Gypsy flamenco, Arabic melodies, Cuban rhythms, Celtic riffs and Latin jazz.” The band won the Best Latin CD by Independent Music Awards, earned honorable mention

Get Involved! Interested in becoming a new vendor? Stop by the information booth for an application. For the latest in market news (both in English and Spanish), visit www.oldtownfm.com and “like” us on Facebook (Old.Town.Farmers.Market.PV).

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in the USA International song writing contest, and was named Vallarta Lifestyles' Best CD 2015. Luna Rumba was also a finalist in the world music category of the John Lennon International song writing competition. OTFM-TC Performance on Jan 9 Luna Rumba's OTFM-TC performance will be on Saturday, Jan. 9th beginning at 11:30 am on the main stage at the west end of Lazaro Cárdenas Park - next to the international food court. Shaded seating will be provided. Be sure to check out the promotion table for your copy of the original CD and CD release party tickets. CD Release Party on Jan 22 The Luna Rumba CD release party will be held at The Palm on Friday, Jan 22nd and will feature two performances: the first, a concert program; the second, a special VIP performance of songs from the new CD followed by a dance party. Seating for the second show will be limited. The new CD cover features the talents of local artist, Francine Peters. Peter's colourful street scene portrays The Palm, a location in which Luna Rumba recorded some of their Luna Rumba LIVE! hits. Be sure to pick up a copy for you and a friend. It will make a great collector's item! You can get your tickets at the OTFM-TC performance or anytime at The Palm and Vallarta Tickets.

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Mexico’s Unemployment Rate Falls to 4.1% in November

percent, while 19.2 percent worked in retailing, 16.6 percent were employed in manufacturing and 13.3 percent worked in agriculture. Roughly 7.7 percent of workers were employed in construction, 0.8 percent worked in other sub-sectors and the remaining 0.7 percent were employed in unspecified occupations. Mexico has a population of 119.5 million, according to the latest projections based on the 2010 census, of whom 55.3 million live in poverty.

exico’s unemployment rate was 4.1 percent in November, down from the 4.6 percent level registered in the same month of last year, the National Institute of Statistics and Geography, or INEGI, said. The jobless rate also came in at 4.1 percent last month on a seasonally adjusted basis, down 0.2 percentage points from October. The underemployment rate – defined as workers who are willing to work more hours but are unable to do so – was 9.4 percent in November, well above the 7.9 percent rate registered in the same

month last year, the INEGI said Thursday. The statistics agency, which considers a worker to be employed if they are older than 14 and work at least six hours a week in any job, said the labor force participation rate was 95.9 percent in November. Some 58 percent of Mexico’s workers were employed in the informal sector of the economy last month, a figure that was slightly higher than the 56.8 percent level registered in November 2014, the INEGI said. The share of workers employed in the service sector was 41.7

Winter hits Mexico

Sea route opens for perishable goods

emperatures in the sierra of Tarahumara drop to -17 C Winter struck the state of Chihuahua with a vengeance Saturday, leaving snow up to 25 centimeters deep and temperatures as low as -17 C in the mountain region of Tarahumara. It was either cold or very cold throughout the state, said Civil Protection operations director Virgilio Cepeda, with average snow accumulation measuring 15 centimeters in 52 of the state’s 67 municipalities. Civil Protection coordinator Luis de Jesús Luján Peña said the fifth winter storm of the season was a result of the conjunction of cold front No. 24, maritime air and a jet stream, and a consequence of climate change. The winter storm also struck Sonora, where four municipalities reported low temperatures. Lowest was recorded in Yécora, where the mercury dropped to -9.5 C. Source: Excélsior (sp), El Pueblo (sp)

efrigerated container ship service begins between Veracruz, Philadelphia A new option for shipping perishable goods from Mexico to the United States will be available January 26 when a sea route opens between Veracruz and Philadelphia. The weekly SeaLand Atlantico refrigerated container ship service will offer a six-day transit time geared to products such as avocadoes, lemons and tomatoes, as well as dry cargo. SeaLand Mexico commercial manager Jorge Monzalvo said shippers using the service can avoid border congestion and limited truck capacity between the two countries. Ships will have a 1,300-TEU capacity (roughly the equivalent of 1,300 20-foot containers). Ship Philly First, a non-profit

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organization that promotes shipping through Philadelphia, described the new route as “a tremendous opportunity” for clients of the port. “I’ve been told that northbound pricing on this service for perishables is saving several cents per case compared to current trucking rates,” said president Larry Antonucci. Ships will leave the port of Veracruz on Tuesdays, arrive at Altamira, Veracruz, on Thursday and leave the same day for Philadelphia, arriving at the Packer Avenue Marine Terminal the following Wednesday. SeaLand said Mexican shippers will be able to access 40% of the U.S. population, which lives within a day’s drive. SeaLand is an ocean transportation company and a division of the Maersk Group. Source: JOC (en), The Produce News (en)

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Rubio blocking nominee for ambassador to Mexico By Tracy Wilkinson By most accounts, Roberta Jacobson’s confirmation as U.S. ambassador to Mexico should have been a shoo-in. Fluent in Spanish, expert in Latin American politics and skilled in cross-border trade negotiations, the career diplomat was nominated by President Barack Obama to take over the crucial foreign service post six months ago. Mexico expressed enthusiastic approval and prepared to welcome her to Mexico City. The Republican-led Senate Foreign Relations Committee approved the nomination and sent it to the full Senate. But the nomination is in limbo, hostage to GOP presidential candidate Marco Rubio’s staunch opposition to Obama’s diplomatic opening with Cuba, which Jacobson helped negotiate as assistant secretary of state. Rubio, a senator from Florida, placed a hold on Jacobson’s nomination in October, a legislative maneuver that blocks a confirmation vote. “We need an ambassador in Mexico City that has the trust of Congress for this important post,” Rubio explained. “I do not believe that Ms. Jacobson is that person and will oppose her confirmation.” He cited several concerns, including the Obama administration’s failure to seek timely extradition of notorious Mexican drug lord Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman before he escaped from a Mexican prison in July. But Rubio’s sharpest knife was whetted on Cuba.

Jacobson’s sin, in the senator’s view, was her role in executing the rapprochement with the island’s Communist-led government following Obama’s decision last December to renew diplomatic ties after more than half a century of official hostility. Jacobson subsequently led negotiations with the government of President Raul Castro aimed at opening a U.S. Embassy in Havana last summer, easing restrictions on travel and business for Americans and, most recently, establishing mail service between the two countries. Rubio, the son of Cuban immigrants, accused Jacobson and the White House of failing to ensure that Cuba improve human rights before restoring ties, and of glossing over the Castro government’s penchant for stifling dissent. Though Jacobson, 55, was not the architect of the administration’s Cuba policy, she was its most visible shepherd. In an interview, she declined to discuss the nomination process, but she lamented leaving the ambassador’s post vacant at a critical time. “There are huge opportunities for Americans” thanks to structural economic reforms in Mexico, especially in the energy and telecommunications industries, she said. “The advocacy, support and visibility of a U.S. ambassador to help promote American businesses. makes a difference,” Jacobson said. Rubio declined to comment for this story.

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Affluenza Teen Captured in Puerto Vallarta

he manhunt ended in Mexico. Texas teenager Ethan Couch, who in 2013 pleaded guilty after killing four people in a drunk driving crash, was captured in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, on Monday, December 28, along with his mother, officials confirmed to CNN early this morning. Couch, 18, was dubbed the "Affluenza teen" after his lawyers claimed that his wealthy parents protected him from facing the

consequences of his destructive actions and should therefore share the blame. Couch's case garnered worldwide attention after his lawyers claimed that their client suffered from "Affluenza," a social condition -- not officially recognized by the American Psychiatric Association -- that made him lose a sense of the consequences of his actions due to being coddled by affluent parents from a young age.

In June 2013, the then-16year-old high school student was living in suburban Fort Worth, Texas, when he was involved in a devastating car crash that killed four. Couch was speeding and driving under the influence at the time. Couch pleaded guilty to four counts of intoxication manslaughter and two counts of intoxication assault. However, since he was underage at the time, he was clas-

sified as a juvenile and sentenced to 10 years of probation. He was also required to fulfill time in rehab. The teen's disappearance was discovered in early December after he skipped out on a meeting with his probation officer. A warrant was then issued for Ethan's arrest. It's believed that Ethan and his mom fled the country after a clip circulated of Ethan attending a party that included booze -- which violates his probation terms.

If his probation agreement is revoked, Ethan could face up to 10 years behind bars. After cooperating with the U.S. Consulate in Guadalajara, Mexico, authorities were able to locate Couch in the resort town of Puerto Vallarta. An international manhunt was underway with prosecutors offering a reward for any information resulting in Couch's arrest.

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‘A Tuna Christmas’ Extended by Popular Demand and ‘My Broadway, Anyway’ & Luna Rumba return to The Palm

his season’s hilarious sequel to last year’s comedy hit, Greater Tuna, ‘A Tuna Christmas’, starring Terry Dale Parks and Tracy Parks has been extended through February 29. Alain Perreault presents an encore performance of his personal experiences in the live theatre world through storytelling and music in ‘My Broadway, Anyway’ with Andrea Mottura of Bohemia Viva on January 4. And award-winning live band Luna Rumba continues to thrill audiences with their musical tapestry of Gypsy, Rumba and Flamenco music. Their next show is January 8, and they will also have two shows and a special CD Release Party on January 22.

A Tuna Christmas

Extended due to popular demand, the residents of the third smallest (fictional) town of Tuna, Texas will continue to charm audiences through February 29. If you saw Greater Tuna last season, you will really enjoy ‘A Tuna Christmas’, the second in a quartet of plays that are gently affectionate and bitingly satirical of life in small town Texas. The twenty-plus roles, eccentric men and women of various ages, are all played by two actors, reallife brothers Tracy Parks and Terry Dale Parks. “This is an amazing show put on by two real life brothers. I laughed so hard I could barely finish one drink!” - Patrick O. Tracy and Terry were born in a small Southern Oklahoma town and have spent time in Texas as theatre teachers. You will remember Tracy from last season’s production of Greater Tuna. Tracy Parks, one of the major forces behind The Palm and its Entertain-

ment Director, also directs A Tuna Christmas Terry is a busy TV and film actor with credits that include, Thor, Olympus Has Fallen, When the Game Stands Tall, GI Joe 2, Man of the House, Friday Night Lights, Homeland, Nashville, and many more. When Terry is not filming, he lives with his wife and son on his ranch in Southern Oklahoma, a ranch his grandfather settled in the early 1930’s. The history of the Greater Tuna plays is an interesting one. In the summer of 1981, in Austin Texas, two actors, Joe Sears and Jaston Williams became part of a theatre company called Xenia 11 Productions. They were asked to provide entertainment at a friend’s birthday party, and invented the OKKK radio station which was a big hit. Their friend Ed Howard collaborated with

the two actors and put his entire savings into Greater Tuna, and the three men have continued their collaborations to this day. A Tuna Christmas will play in the evenings through February 29. Please see the Palm’s calendar at the link below for more information and online tickets for all shows.

Luna Rumba

Luna Rumba is a world music group, featuring Cheko Ruiz on vocals and guitar, George “Geo” Uhrich on violin, mandolin, flamenco and electric guitars, Alex Gonzalez on percussion, and Luis Rascon on electric and acoustic bass, cello and vocals. A tapestry of Latin Fusion, Gypsy Flamenco, Arabic Melodies, Cuban Rhythms, Celtic Riffs and Latin Jazz, their shows are a celebration of musical fusion, human diversity and crea-

tivity. Luna Rumba’s popularity in the Banderas Bay area has soared since their founding only a few short years ago and continues this season at The Palm with packed houses and standing ovations. Their next show will be on Friday, Jan. 8 at 7:00. “They are so hot, you will need a fire extinguisher.” - Gary R. Beck Following the success of their first CD, that won three international awards, including Best Latin CD at the Independent Music Awards, Luna Rumba has put together a new collection of original songs and covers, giving their fans the most requested songs in a new CD from their live performances. Selections include Cucurucucu Paloma, Stay in Vallarta, Besame Mucho (special version), and the very popular and high-energy Shambo!

Their new CD ‘LIVE’ is a great collector’s item too, featuring the amazing artwork of local artist Francine Peters on the cover, depicting the street scene in front of The Palm, where some of the recordings were made. A special CD Release Party and two shows will be held on January 22 at 7:00 & 9:30. The 7:00 performance will be in their usual format, and the 9:30 show will will be a special VIP performance (limited seating) of the songs from the new CD, and a dance party where audience members will be able to get up and dance to the music of Luna Rumba during the show! Both shows are very likely to sell-out, so best to reserve early. A full calendar of performances, information and online tickets are available at www.ThePalmPV.com.

PURR PROJECT’S ** FASHION SHOW and BRUNCH ** Daiquiri Dick’s Tuesday, January 12 10:30 a.m.

ur designers have just received their shipments of next season’s GORGEOUS new daytime and evening fashions, our beautiful models are having their fittings, raffle prizes are being collected, and tickets are selling fast. Don’t miss this elegant Fashion Show and Brunch!

The $300-peso ticket price will include a three-course brunch (with mimosas!), one-of-a-kind fashions from Sucesos Boutique, La Santa Boutique, Serafina, and Flirts Skirts, fabulous jewelry designed by Sonia Bormann— and a raffle for great prizes like a Chef’s Dinner for Two on the beach at Daiquiri Dick’s, a Swaro-

vski crystal bracelet, a one-night stay in the Honeymoon Suite at Casa Isabel, a signed and framed Marta Gilbert print, a one-year membership to the Vallarta Botanical Gardens, and so much more! In addition to gorgeous women and men’s fashions, we’ll have children’s clothing—wait ‘til you see our mini-models!

All fashions and jewelry will be available for purchase at the show. Tickets are now on sale at Daiquiri Dick’s, through VallartaTickets.com (pay in MXN, CAD, USD, Paypal or Visa/Mastercard), at the new Vallarta Tickets outlet at Cassandra Shaw Jewelry on Basilio Badillo on Saturday mornings, at the Purr Project

adoption booth at Daiquiri Dick’s on Saturdays from 9:30 a.m. until 1:00 p.m. – or by contacting Marilyn Khan at exkhan@usfamily.net. Proceeds benefit the 150+ cats residing at PuRR Project, a no-kill feline sanctuary north of Puerto Vallarta. * Donations 501(c)(3) tax-deductible in the U.S. *

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Alain’s Broadway on Olas Altas By Marcia Blondin

ith Alain Perreault’s show coming up next Monday at the Palm, I wanted an interview with him to find out what changes he will be making in his show. I knew that Renee Armand would be tending to her farm in Tennessee so Alain will have to work around her absence. (She will, however, be back for Alain’s third concert on February 9th.) I asked Alain what he dreamed of as a child. He replied he always wanted to be an actor. But he never did it. He understood he needed an education and went off to college to get some. He studied many things: architecture, fashion design, social work, interior design, business administration and has diplomas. Lots of diplomas. He was also very successful at all of his diploma’d jobs but he didn’t do any acting because he had no training whatsoever. Alain retired to Puerto Vallarta, still in his forties, not looking for anything to do but absolutely positive he had spent enough time

doing what he didn’t want to do. A chance meeting between Alain and Danny Mininni at Garbo’s a few years ago landed Alain’s first role on stage in The Foreigner. More roles followed in the huge hit The Rocky Horror Show and Mass Appeal, to name just two. After directing Equus and producing Princesas Desesperadas last season, Alain took a break and with help from friends Paco Ojeda and Tracy Parks, “My Broadway, Anyway” began to take form. Alain’s love of Broadway and live theatre began when he was a teenager (with Cats) and has simply escalated. His show at The Palm is a Thanksgiving banquet of songs and stories, a smattering of history – his, and the Great White Way’s. Joining Alain onstage for his upcoming performance is the beautiful Argentinean, Andrea Mottura of Bohemia Viva who will not only sing but act in a vignette from Barnum. It will be her acting debut! The incredible Jean-Guy Comeau will accompany everyone on piano and will add his voice in harmony. Returning to keep the beat steady

is Mario Garcia on drums. And in the background directing it all will be Robert Maurac, fresh from Montreal. A few songs have been removed and others have been tweaked, so even if you attended Alain’s debut there is enough fresh material to encourage your return. Join me for a splendid afternoon matinee of cabaret storytelling, singing and watching Alain relive his life according to Broadway right before your very eyes! Monday, January 4th at 4 pm at the Palm Cabaret on Olas Altas.

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Bohemia Viva Thrills Their Christmas Audience On The North Shore

By: Deb Jean White

ohemia Viva, the fiery Latin musical duo that took Vallarta by storm the past two seasons, performed their all-new show at Luna Lounge in Bucerias on Christmas night. After touring and singing in Europe and Mexico, these accomplished musicians are once again thrilling audiences in the Bay with their exciting, passionate music. People have come to love Argentinian duo, Andrea Mottura and Luis Lujan because they are in love and always on fire with incredible energy, beautiful voices, and eclectic style. With stunning, acoustic Latin rhythms combined with rich, artful, sensual harmonies, Bohemia Viva ignited the Luna Lounge stage with their English and Spanish versions of modern favorites and timeless classics. Andrea was strikingly beautiful in a sleek, flowing gown as she walked onto the stage. Luis looked handsomely rugged in his suit. Always pitch-perfect, Andrea sometimes sang the lead and at other times harmonized. Luis’ gorgeous tenor voice with just the right balance of vibrato thrilled us to the core along with his outstanding guitar accompaniment on each song. Their new BOSE sound system perfectly captured the fine quality of the music; introducing each song with a little background story really made the performance flow. In one very emotional moment,

Andrea read a poem called “I Would Know You” from “Second Breath” by Rick Roberts and Luis accompanied her with original music. Throughout the evening, Bohemia Viva performed a wide range of popular songs in English and Spanish. One song, Il Divo’s “Until My End,” was especially meaningful because Luis had performed it at his brother’s wedding. They sang an original song in Italian called “Lontani,” which was a personal story about being far way from their family. Other songs included The Righteous Brother’s “Unchained Melody,” Al Green’s, “Let’s Stay Together,” “Time After Time,” the Dionne Warwick classic, “I Say A Little Prayer” and The Sound of Music’s, “My Favorite Things.” They really drew the audience into some fun with “You’re The One That I Want” from the musical, Grease along with Luis’ hilarious number “I’m Just A Gigolo.” They super-charged the audience with the tango classic, “Por Una Cabeza.” Towards the end of the evening we were all incredibly moved by “Caruso,” made popular by the famed Italian opera singer, Luciano Pavarotti. They finished the evening with two encore numbers, “These Boots Are Made For Walkin’,” from Andrea’s grandfather’s favorite singer, Nancy Sinatra and the Gloria Gaynor signature song, “I Will Survive.” With poise and drama Andrea and Luis related each song in a natural, yet poignant way. Their incredible enthusiasm for communi-

cating their music was both genuine and always reciprocated by the audience. Halfway through the show, Amy Armstrong, joined Luis and Andrea, performing Meghan Trainor’s “All About That Bass” and a beautiful rendition of the holiday classic, “Silent Night.” In addition to their own scheduled shows in January and February, Bohemia Viva will accompany Amy in her show, Spanglish, in January at The Palm Cabaret in PV. I can’t say enough about how amazing these three musicians are together. You’ll definitely want to see Spanglish! This season, Bohemia Viva has integrated experiences from their musical tours into their shows. This gives their audience the best of all the places they have been and introduces the people and the music they have experienced. They continue to infuse each performance with new songs and material. With intensity and passion, Bohemia Viva delivered a superb show at Luna Lounge. Besides being unpretentious, sincere individuals, they are MOST DEFINITELY ONE OF THIS SEASON’S BEST MUSICAL ACTS!! To find out more about Bohemia Viva go to their website at http:// bohemiaviva.com where you can hear them perform several of their songs. To purchase tickets or to see the full schedule of shows offered at Luna Lounge this season, go to www.lunaloungebucerias.com.

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Celebrating the New Year

ireworks, ringing bells, 12 grapes, a family dinner, sparkling wine, hugs and music set the stage for a typical New Year's celebration in Mexico. As in the rest of the world, we Mexicans gather together with our loved ones, relatives or friends to celebrate what we’ve shared during the past year and to wish a better one for everyone. It’s very traditional to eat 12 grapes at the moment that the countdown begins to welcome the New Year, representing 12 wishes; lentils are spread around the door as a symbol of abundance; sweeping toward the outside of the home, to drive everything bad from the previous year out of it, or using red underwear that night to attract love, or yellow to attract money... Also rituals are still preserved in Mexico whose origins date back to pre-Hispanic times. The various cultures that inhabited what is now Mexico also celebrated the end of one cycle and the beginning of another, which did not necessarily have the duration of the current year. And although each had its own calendars and rituals, in general, they shared some fundamental concepts and elements. For them, time was not linear, but cyclical. That is, every so often, the most important events were repeated, such as the seasons and the movements of the stars, as well as the periods of war, the dreaded years of drought or devastating floods. That’s why the ancient Mexicans were great observers of nature and even had several calendars such as religious and agricultural ones, which determined all

the activities within every sector of society, from planting to the most favorable time to wage war. Both the Mayans and the Aztecs performed very solemn ceremonies, rituals and sacrifices to thank the gods for the beginning of a new era. Fire was a fundamental part in all of them, because in Pre-Hispanic cultures, fire is the purifying element par excellence. And it is precisely these two elements, fire and the observation of the natural environment, which have survived in the New Year celebration among Mexico’s populations. Some other traditional ways of celebrating include: The Totonac of Veracruz perform a ritual involving the community healers and the blood offering of chickens, tamales, bread and flowers to the ancient gods. In Oaxaca, young zoques

dress up as "huehues" (elders) and "burn" the old year to then go celebrate at a carnival held in the community’s homes. In other villages, the elderly use rockets to illuminate the sky and carefully observe it at the precise arrival of the new year. That’s how they know whether it will be a year of rain or drought. The cabañuelas have great importance in rural Mexico. The name derives from the sixteenth month of the Mayan calendar: Caban, and refers to the detailed observation of the climate during the initial 12 days of the year, in order to predict the weather for the next 12 months. It is known that this system of observation, which seems so empiric, was also used by the most ancient cultures of humanity; Babylon and Israel. In addition many indigenous peoples retain their own account

Vallarta welcomes 2016 with a bang

he city of Puerto Vallarta planned a fou-day fiesta to ring in the New Year with street parities, live music, entertainment and plenty of fireworks as we say hello to 2016. Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday saw the malecon filled with revelers listing to live music and enjoying the traditional kermes (a food market). Thursday events starting at 6pm include a third kermes on Calle Abosolo and presentations by Adriana Valero, Adriana Santiago, the band Joker Trio and Maldita Comedia at the Los Arcos.

In the last minutes of the year, the city will put on a 30-minute fireworks display that is sure to impress.

If you are without plans for New Year’s Eve joining the crown on the malecon is a guaranteed memorable evening.

of the years and celebrate their "new year" on different dates, such as the Seri, in the desert of Sonora, northern Mexico, who celebrate it on June 30 and on July 1. Likewise, in Santiago Tuxtla, Veracruz, the new Mesoamerican year is celebrated on the first Friday in March by way of a ritual offering to the sun. Most charmingly though, the custom called el "recalentado" (the "re-heated") is a long-standing tradition rooted throughout

Mexico, quite in keeping with the festive and generous character of the Mexicans and also with the abundant and delicious national gastronomy. It consists simply of sharing the next morning what was left over from the dinner with either the same or other guests. It is said that the recalentado is even more delicious than the dinner itself... Feliz Año Nuevo! Original: www.inside-mexico.com

11 In an effort to start 2016 healthier and thriftier, I found this recipe for coconuts and avocados – two ingredients I can find in my backyard – and chocolate. Seems like 2016 is off to a great start! Enjoy.

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Coconut & Avocado Grasshopper Bars Havre No.111 Col. Versalles Fluent English Spoken

he first time I had a ‘grasshopper’ anything, I was 9 years old. Grasshopper pie was announced as the evening’s dessert at the summer camp my little brother and I were attending, and I was intrigued and excited. Mind you, if my mom had said, “We’re having grasshopper pie for dessert,” I would have freaked out. She was notorious throughout my neighborhood as the lady who served real food – such as mac ‘n cheese with actual cheese in it, or pizza that didn’t come out of a box – there might actually have been some grasshopper in her pie! Thankfully I had no doubt that my camp counselor was going to let me eat a treat full of all the wonderfully forbidden food my mother had sheltered me from all my life. Last summer, when I fell in love with hiding avocados in my smoothies, I knew pretty much right away that I was going to have to come up with a ‘grasshopper something’ to sneak it into. And here it is, in all its healthy, whole food glory…. A smooth, homemade chocolate layer covering a chewy mint bottom. The latter being the perfect

conduit for concealing a healthy avocado, thus providing extra nutrition (omega-6 and potassium) and negating the need for green food coloring. COCONUT & AVOCADO GRASSHOPPER BARS Free of grain, gluten, eggs, dairy & refined sugar. MINT LAYER INGREDIENTS 1. 1 Hass avocado 2. 1/4 c. honey

3. 6 T. coconut oil, melted 4. 1 1/2 c. shredded unsweetened coconut 5. 3/8 t. mint extract, or a drop or two of food-grade peppermint essential oil 6. dash of salt CHOCOLATE LAYER INGREDIENTS 1. 1/4 c. coconut oil 2. 2 T. honey 3. 1/4 c. cocoa powder 4. 1/4 t. vanilla extract (I like to

make my own) 5. dash of salt MINT LAYER INSTRUCTIONS 1. Line a 9×9 inch baking dish with foil. Place all ingredients in high powered blender (such as a Blendtec or Vitamix) or a food processor. Blend until smooth. (You can puree it if you want, but I like mine to have little flecks of coconut still.) Smooth mixture into prepared dish and stick in the freezer.

CHOCOLATE LAYER INSTRUCTIONS 1. In small saucepan, melt coconut oil and honey over low heat. Remove from heat and stir in remaining ingredients. Pour over chilled bottom layer and return to the freezer for about 15 minutes, or until the chocolate layer is hardened. Remove from foil and cut into bars. Store covered in the freezer. Original: http://raiasrecipes.com/

Amulets, Candles: Mexican New Years Gifts Full of Magic

anuel Valades scoops up a handful of seeds, quartz stones and roots, adds several golden figurines, among them a dagger, a Buddha and coins representing prosperity, money, health and love. In less than two minutes, he prepares a personalized amulet that he smokes with a cigar after casting a spell. Valades wraps the talisman and hands it over to the buyer, who is supposed to always carry it without allowing anyone else to touch it.

At Mexico City’s Sonora market, one of the largest in the country for esoteric and magic charms, these amulets, along with “veladoras” (thick candles in glass cylinders) and “borreguitos” (lamb figurines), are high-demand items during this time of year as people prepare to welcome what they hope will be a prosperous new year. “The 12 end-of-the-year veladoras are lighted. Each one represents one month and when you light each one you

say a prayer and ask for something,” Valades , whose store is one of the oldest at the market and opened in 1958, told EFE. The borreguitos, which are to be placed at the entrances of homes and businesses to obtain abundance, are also hot items during the holidays. People “are told to smoke out their homes with sandalwood and coconut incense to expel bad vibes,” Valades said. The rituals are many and diverse,

but the seemingly unlimited supply of products at the Sonora market can support any spell, cleansing or witchcraft. There are many small shops that sell these items around Puerto Vallarta and in the outlying areas of Pitillal and Bucerias as well. Voodoo dolls, herbs for ceremonies and treating ailments, animal bones, assorted elixirs and powders that for less than 10 pesos (about 60 cents) promise “showers of good luck” or an “end to jealousy,” are just

some examples of the products available. The eclectic market has room for all kinds of cults, ranging from the Holy Death to Catholic devotions like St. Jude, Afro-Cuban santeria or Chinese traditions. Although the Sonora market, which also offers other seasonal staples, such as Santa Claus hats and creches, is bustling at this time of year, the large section devoted to esoteric practices has clients year round.

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A Smile for My Friend

ost people associate grief with crying and sadness. But, as I’m learning, it’s so much more. Grief is being tired but sleepless. Grief is a blurring of lines between laughter and tears. Grief is driving your car, getting cut off in traffic, and being overcome with a rage that frightens you. Grief is holding your own sorrow at bay as you rock your sobbing child. Grief is picking up a book and remembering who gave it to you. Grief is thinking that today might be ok, but then the phone rings. Grief is a desperate grappling for someone’s hands to bring them back from over the edge, but then you finally understand that you can’t. Grief has been my constant, moody companion ever since you got sick. For awhile, it shared a place alongside hope. But, as you know, today it is alone. A few days ago I had a dream about you. And that was nice, because lately my sleep has been a bleak, grey winterscape. I have been waking up cold and sad. But I finally had a dream, and in it you were smiling and healthy. It was just like before all the tests and the biopsies, before the ambulances and the doctors. You called us all down some stairs. We followed you; Gilberto, our young children, your grown-up children and I. You opened a door. Although you never spoke, we somehow knew you meant for us all to go through it. We also understood that you would not be coming along. I knew from your smile that whatever was on the other side was good for us. Your son went first, ducking his head because he was the tallest of our group.You nodded to me, still with the same reassuring smile I knew so well. I would have followed your son, but at that moment my daughter shook me awake because she needed to eat scrambled eggs immediately. I swung my legs over the side of the bed, rubbing my eyes and feeling as though I was starting my day already a step behind.I took care of my chil-

by Orlando Gotay, Tax Attorney dren and left for the hospital, which had been my routine for the last several days. I went inside your room and there you were, head lying back on the pillows, a fragile, wan shadow of who you were just a few weeks ago. But then your eyes opened and rested on me, and your smile transformed your thin face into that of my dream guide, of my dear, wise friend. We spent some hours together. We didn’t speak except for my whispered “I love you. I’m here” and your raspy “I know”. You preferred silence and I preferred to be with you as long as you would have me there, because you would have done the same for me. Because you had already done so much more. Time didn’t seem to pass the way it usually does. It hung suspended over the two of us and that whispery white hospital room. And as it spun its slow circles around us, I let the memories of our friendship run over me like fingers over prayer beads. And I stayed by your side. I stayed by your side for every bedtime story you told my children and every game you played together. For every minute you sat at their bedsides and warded off nightmares. For every stitch that went into my wedding dress and every costume you sewed for them. For every hour we whispered together on the couch while the children slept upstairs. For every crazy song we danced to at my wedding. For every word of advice you shared. For every year of a friendship that meant everything to me. After time began to settle itself around us again, I stood up. I laid a gentle hand on yours and said it again: “I love you.” You kept your eyes closed again, but a whisper of that special smile danced around your mouth. Today the door slipped closed between us, just as we knew it would. Just as I had prayed it wouldn’t. But before I stepped through the closing gap to follow the others who love you, I promised that I would put my arms around your children the way you always put your arms around mine. And then I knew what you meant by that secret smile. You always knew I would. I had to smile too. Because it looks like grief will have to save a space for hope after all.

midst holiday celebrations in Mexico and elsewhere, the last thing in most people’s minds is tax compliance. But I wish to take a minute and remind you to think about two items very pertinent to those who live abroad. Foreign Bank Account Reports (FBAR)—if you have financial interest or signature authority over foreign financial account(s), an electronic report must be filed with the U.S. Treasury (not the IRS) if at any time the aggregate value exceeded $10,000 dollars during calendar year 2015. That goes for personal and business accounts. This report is due on

Orlando Gotay Tax Attorney April 15, with residents abroad receiving a 2-month extension to file, just like income tax returns. Now is the time to see if you come close to that reporting threshold. Treasury will soon announce the official exchange rate to be used in valuing Mexican Peso denominated accounts. Form 8938, Statement of Specified Foreign Financial Assets (FATCA reporting)—Unlike FBARs, this report is filed with tax returns if you own “specified” foreign financial assets exceeding a specific value. Thresholds are different if one lives abroad and depend on filing status. A person living abroad with “single” filing status must

file if the total value of specified foreign financial assets exceeded $200,000 on Dec. 31 or $300,000 at any time during the year. Much lower thresholds apply if one does not qualify as “living abroad”. Clear as mud, eh? No wonder people don’t want to deal with this during the holidays. The official exchange rate also applies to this calculation. The types of reportable “foreign financial assets” are ample. Some examples: the financial accounts from above; foreign private pensions (like Canadian RRIF/ RRSPs), being a beneficiary of a foreign estate, and foreign trusts. Regrettably, this also includes Mexican Land Trusts “fideicomisos” that do not meet stringent IRS requirements. Celebrate away, but don’t forget. The information you have in your hands now may be critical a little ways down the road. Orlando Gotay is a California licensed tax attorney (with a Master of Laws in Taxation) admitted to practice before the IRS, the U.S. Tax Court and other taxing agencies. His love of things Mexican has led him to devote part of his practice to the tax matters of U.S. expats in Mexico. He can be reached at tax@orlandogotay.com.

Events Around the Bay If you have an event you would like to publicize, please email editor@vallartatribune.com. The Marsol Market at the pier will be changed to Thursday on Dec 24 and December 31 due to the holidays. January 4 PeaceAnimals Fundraiser 6:00pm – Starting with drinks and Dinner and followed up with a screening of ‘Ella es Ramona’ – Popcorn and candy served! A charming, intelligent romp of a romantic black comedy! Filmed in Mexico. In Spanish with English subtitles. At Villa Bilboa on Carretera a Barra de Navidad Km 3.8 #1730, Playa Venados $500 peso donation Tix at Cassandra or cristhian@ villabalboa.com100% of proceeds support PeaceAnimals Clinics January 4 Monday night at the Movies showing ‘The Little Foxes’ free popcorn, cash bar $40 pesos with funds going to the IFC charitable works. Doors 6:30, movie 7pm. At the IFC Clubhouse. info: ifcvallarta.com January 5 IFC Home Tours begin again and run every Tuesday and Wednesday. Visit four fabulous homes on a docent-guided tour. Tours start at 10:30am at the Sea Monkey on

Aquiles Serdan. Tickets available online at www.toursforvallarta. com. or at the Sea Monkey. Limited seating. January 6 IFC Home Tours. Visit four fabulous homes on a docent-guided tour. Tours start at 10:30am at the Sea Monkey on Aquiles Serdan. Tickets available online at www. toursforvallarta.com. or at the Sea Monkey. Limited seating. Bingo at Nacho Daddy’s at 4:00 pm All bingo games at Nacho Daddy’s will be every other Wednesday with card sales beginning at 3:00 pm and bingo at 4:00 pm. Bingo bags over 1000 pesos, raffle tickets for great prizes, final game is a cash blackout bingo with the winner taking home half the pot. All proceeds shared with Pasitos de Luz and Colina Spay and Neuter. January 11 Monday night at the Movies showing ‘Double Indemnity’ free popcorn, cash bar $40 pesos tix with funds going to the IFC charitable works. Doors 6:30, movie 7pm. At the IFC Clubhouse. info:

ifcvallarta.com January 12 Purr Project’s Fashion Show and Brunch 10:30 a.m. at Daiquiri Dick’s $300-peso ticket price will include a three-course brunch (with mimosas!), beautiful fashions from Sucesos Boutique, La Santa Boutique, Serafina, and Flirts Skirts, jewelry by Sonia Bormann, and much more—and a raffle for great prizes! Tix at Daiquiri Dick’s or by contacting Marilyn Khan at exkhan@usfamily.net. IFC Home Tours. Visit four fabulous homes on a docent-guided tour. Tours start at 10:30am at the Sea Monkey on Aquiles Serdan. Tickets available online at www.toursforvallarta.com. or at the Sea Monkey. Limited seating. January 13 IFC Home Tours. Visit four fabulous homes on a docent-guided tour. Tours start at 10:30am at the Sea Monkey on Aquiles Serdan. Tickets available online at www. toursforvallarta.com. or at the Sea Monkey. Limited seating.

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Charlie Chaplin – The Little Tramp By Fred Jacobs

haplin lived a life of praise and controversy. He rose to world fame during the silent film era. He was brought up in poverty and entertained on the streets of London at the age of nine. At an early age he wrote his own material and music and made people laugh without a word. Charlie Chaplin was born in Victorian London into poverty in 1889. His parents separated when Charlie was only three years old. His mother had little sources of income and his father did not support the family. By age seven Charlie was sent to the “workhouse”, which was a communal social program to give destitute Londoners shelter and food, but who were worked long hours to earn their keep. By the age of ten, Chaplin saw his mother committed to a mental asylum and his father become a lost alcoholic. Charlie attended a school for paupers and often spent the nights looking for food and a place to sleep. At age fourteen, Chaplin managed to join a clog-dancing troupe that was well received by audiences, but Chaplin did not like dancing and wanted to do comedy. Chaplin’s first stage role was that of a newspaper boy in 1903. The play quickly closed, but Chaplin got good reviews for his comedic timing. By 1909, Chaplin had joined a fairly prestigious comedy troupe. They even toured the US

Vaudeville circuit for two years. By 1913 the troupe was on its second US tour and an executive for Keystone Pictures saw Chaplin. He was quickly signed to a contract with the movie company and headed to the Los Angeles studios. Chaplin made his silent movie debut in February 1914 in “Making a Living”. Charlie hated the film. For his second film, Chaplin chose his costume full of contradiction: the pants baggy, the coat tight, the

hat small and the shoes large and added a small moustache, which would add age without hiding his facial expressions. The second film, “Kid Auto Races at Venice” debuted in May 1914 and was a comedic hit. His “tramp” character was born. Chaplin quickly began making short comedies at the rate of one per week. During 1915, Chaplin became a cultural phenomenon. Shops were full of Chaplin merchandise,

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he was featured in cartoons and comic strips, and several songs were written about him. As his fame grew worldwide, he became the film industry's first international star. By 1916, offers for contracts were pouring in. He signed his first big contract with Mutual Films for $670,000 per year and was one of the highest paid in the world. At 26, he had truly gone from “rags to riches”. By 1917, he had his own production company. Some of his hits during this period were: 1921”The Kid”, 1925 “The Gold Rush”, 1928 “The Circus”, 1931 “City Lights“, 1933 “A Woman of Paris” and 1936 “Modern Times.” But the silent movie era was coming to an end. 1940 saw the “The Great Dictator“ released. This was Chaplin’s first talking movie. In it he played both the so called Jewish barber and Hitler, the German chancellor. It was a very political movie right before WW2 started. Not everybody agreed with his liberal views but he was funny and entertaining. He imitated Hitler to perfection. It became one of his most famous roles. Chaplin ended the film with a five-minute speech in which he abandoned his barber character, looked directly into the camera, and pleaded against war and fascism. The USA had not yet declared war on Germany when the movie was released. He was not a US citizen and those in power saw his movie as interference. He claimed that if he had known about the Holocaust he would have never made the film.

By the late 40’s and 50’s the US Media accused Chaplin of being a Communist sympathizer. He was at the height of his fame and he denied all accusations. There was never any proof that the he was a threat to the US security. While in Europe on a trip to London in 1952 for the premiere of his latest film the “Limelight” his visa to reenter the USA was revoked. The picture was not allowed to be shown in the US until 1973. The final years of his life were spent in Switzerland. He did make a movie in England In 1957. “A King in New York.” That was the last movie he acted in. It was not a financial success. In 1964 he wrote a 500 page autobiography that was a worldwide sensation. He refused all offers to make another movie in the US. He was married to three American actresses, which all ended in divorces and full of scandal. In 1943 he married his true love, Oona O’Neil. They lived together in Hollywood for 10 years and then moved together to Switzerland and had eight children. Chaplin had some mild strokes in his later years and was in frail health when he passed away in 1977 at the age of 88. Charlie Chaplin was an actor, comic, film maker and composer who will long be remembered. I’d like to wish all of you a happy and safe New Year-Feliz Año Nuevo! Fred Jacobs is the author of three books and is a full time resident of Puerto Vallarta.

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A recent visit to Sierra Lago resort By Rob Boyd

e live in Puerto Vallarta. We were given a one night stay at Sierra Lago Resort as a gift. We are lucky; we have really nice friends that happen to be great gift givers. We were clueless about this part of Mexico. We’d been to San Sebastian, and, although it was pretty and a pleasant change of scene from Vallarta, overall it was a giant snore for us. So, when we got the gift certificate to Sierra Lago, it was nice, but we weren’t expecting much. Boy, were we ever wrong! The drive up is an experience in itself. I’d recommend a four-wheel drive. It’s not necessary, but it’s not a bad idea. The resort is owned and managed by the same group that has Garza Blanca, here in Vallarta, a class act. It is absolutely stunning! We really felt like we were in the Alps. It is a manicured alpine garden with casitas spread out overlooking a pristine lake. Each casita has a king bed, terrace, jacuzzi and fireplace. There are two restaurants (one for breakfast and lunch, one for dinner and drinks). There are all kinds of activities, horseback riding, a carriage ride, paddleboats and paddleboards, tennis, hiking, swimming, fishing, and relaxing! At night they have bonfires, karaoke, and stargazing. I think we were the only foreigners there. It took us a little over two hours to drive up (it wasn’t straight

up…trust me!) and due east of Puerto Vallarta. The food is good, the restaurant service was spotty, but, who cares? It’s a slice of heaven in Mexico! We loved it so much we took friends back for Christmas day and night. Rosy, the general manager is the only one that speaks fluent English. She is a doll! Thank you Rosy! I’d recommend you ask her all about the day and evening activities…otherwise, you’ll miss out. Rob Boyd is a real estate agent with Boardwalk Realty. Active in local and national Real Estate boards; published author and acknowledged expert on the Vallarta Lifestyle, Rob is an avid traveler, collector and connoisseur. Email Rob at: tribune@boardwalkrealtypv.com Or visit the website at www.boardwalkrealtypv.com

Riverfest

This year’s Riverfest event has patron-sponsored tables available with proceeds going to Pasitos de Luz. More details can be had at the Old Town Farmers Market at the Pasitos table or by email. On Saturday March 5th from 12pm to 7pm the 5th Annual Riverfest at El Rio BBQ Music festival will feature seven bands, exhibits, bbq buffet plus paella, silent auction, 50/50 and more. $80 peso donation at the gate or advance purchase VIP patron ticket for $750 pesos. New this year - patron table sponsorship! All proceeds to Pasitos de Luz. Information at the pasitos table at The Old Town Famers Market January 2 and 9 or email Barb condo211@yahoo.ca

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Kathleen Carrillo Gallery

e sure to stop in the Kathleen Carrillo Gallery this season to see the newest works from the Puerto Vallarta Architectural Whimsy Collection. Kathleen has been working on this collection for about ten years now and been inspired during her many travels by the history, beauty and charm of magical places that have aged delightfully over time. Her first inspiration for this series came from a Medieval hilltop village in the South of France, St Paul De Vence, which she visits frequently, and will be visiting again in the coming year with a group of her students for a week long workshop which still has a few spots left for aspiring painters and travelers. “As I started my descent down the stairs from the top of the village, I looked at the buildings that had been perched precariously along the hillside for hundreds of years, and had begun to settle just a bit more than they should”. These quirky angles were her first glimpse into a possible idea for her Architectural Whimsy series, which has been developing now, for over ten years. As she continued to work on this collection it occurred to

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Kathleen that the whimsy of these paintings were developing not so much from what she saw, but how a place filled her with a sense of magic. “When I travel now, my choices are determined by my love of the “Colorful Magic of Life”. Her travels have found her exploring many European locations, Famous US cities and of course Mexico. Her newest Mexico inspiration is a colorful interpretation of Guanajuato, with playful green umbrellas in a setting

filled with celebration, as all of Mexico knows how to do. The next gallery walk, Kathleen will be showing some of the different locations she has painted, for the first time in her Puerto Vallarta Gallery. Many of the Whimsy collection images are available as hand embellished Giclee Prints on canvas, are signed and numbered editions of 100 and come with a certificate of authenticity. These prints are a great choice for folks that want a reminder of the magic of

life at a price that is very affordable. Kathleen Carrillo Gallery is located at Constitucion 325, a half a block off of Basilio Badillo, right next door to the Banderas Bay Trading Company. You can also find her during the summer months in her new studio in Southern California. Hours are from 10-5:30 weekdays and Saturday from 10-3, or by appointment. Call 044 322 141 8867, or US 858 261 8129. www.KathleenCarrilloGalleries.com

Home Tours!

Supporting local charities Home Tours depart every Tue. & Wed. at 10:30 a.m. from Sea Monkey Restaurant (just south of Rio Cuale and Molino de Agua condos on the beach at Aquiles Serdán)!! $500 pesos

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Fun on the Riviera Nayarit By Cat Morgan www.rivieranayaritfun.com Cat@RivieraNayaritFun.com

appy New Year to all! New Year’s Eve is a big celebration around Banderas Bay with amazing menu’s, live entertainment and shows with just about every hotel around the bay with firework shows. The Chinese lanterns are a big deal, as I am bombarded at every light and beach restaurant with vendors selling them. As beautiful as these lanterns are, they are quite toxic and hazardous; starting fires, injuring and killing animals on land and sea etc. If you have purchased one, please think twice before sending out to…well, who knows where it is going to land! I had an idea if there could be a way to tie some kind of light weight tether to it and just watch it float whilst making your wish. It could then come back down so you could throw it away afterwards. Now, I have not tried this; it is just an idea! (Check out the great article in last week’s paper on the hazards of these lanterns.) Many other countries have banned these hazardous lanterns. It’s always a choice, and it’s the choices we make that are important. Most folks are ready to party down for New Years. Feasting and drinking with friends and lovers at favorite restaurants; dancing all night and kissing at the stroke of midnight with many parties raging until dawn. The party is on! The

beginning of the New Year is also a time when people reflect on their lives and make their New Year’s resolutions or set new intentions for recreating their lives.

Spiritual Gatherings

Many gather in a more spiritual way to embrace and take the opportunity to really reflect on their personal progress, bringing in hope and joy and the potential to create a happier life. You may know of a gathering like this, or you may want to invite your friends over and create your own. Spirituality helps you connect and inspires you to be your true self, your soul self, and live from that center. It’s challenging enough to set aside time for meditation, contemplation and rejuvenation these days. Here are some ideas that you can have fun with to create potentials for your new year in a group. 1. The first step would be to invite other like minded family and friends over who would enjoy a nice dinner in the comfort of your home with the intention of spiritual reflection. You may be very surprised who will want to come! Take turns sharing meaningful and positive memories of the past year. (Or what has been learned from a negative experience.) This will help you to get to know each other better and also allow a potential for a more intimate and

New Year Mandala meaningful relationship. 2. Have Gratitude. It’s great to take some time to focus on all we have accomplished and all of the blessings in our lives. Make a list of these things and share some of them with each other. Your list will be a lot longer than you think! 3. Goal Setting and Manifesting. The New Year is all about the energy of new beginnings and setting your intentions for the New Year is very powerful. We are amazing creators! Make a specific list with categories. Be as specific as you can. Taking turns to set goals out loud can also be very

empowering. 4. Meditate. Meditation and practicing being mindful is a very powerful practice. Spend time just before and after midnight in a meditation, or a guided meditation. This will really ground you and bring you to your center, and you will come into the New Year feeling peaceful and with a sense of joy and acceptance. 5. Bring instruments to your party and sing songs together instead of listening to only one person. It’s fun to sing together! 6. Spending time with you. As some may think of this as depressing or lonely, on a spiritual level

it is actually making the choice to focus on yourself to promote the expanding of your consciousness. The goal is to prioritize self care and enjoy each moment. If you would like to attend a spiritual gathering you may try looking for one through a yoga or spiritual center or your local church. For other fun parties and shows check out the allBucerias.com and the allLaCruz.com calendars and enjoy the festivities! Thanks for tuning in this week. No matter what you choose, enjoy your New Year’s Eve celebrations! Many blessings of loving kindness and joy for all.

birds. There are over 500 species, different observation routes and a cultural festival at the port.

ttes, Golden Ganga, La Hora de La Hora, Insoul and Mexican Juligans.

January Events Around Nayarit

he Riviera Nayarit is kicking off the New Year with all kinds of fun events from cultural, and artistic to sports, environmental, religious and much more! Here’s a look at what’s coming up in January. Mark your calendar! Vallarta Cup Race Series (January 2, 9, 16, 23 and 30) Saturdays in January belong to this series of nautical competitions that ply the waters of Nuevo

Vallarta. Every weekend there’s a friendly race with a corresponding theme party at night to welcome in the New Year by sailing with friends. Patron Saint Festivities for Our Lady of Peace (January 16-24) Our Lady of Peace is the patron saint of fishermen, and this religious festivity in her honor takes place in the town of Bucerías. It includes a fun verbena and plenty of cultural

activities, among them, a maritime pilgrimage from La Cruz de Huanacaxtle all the way to Bucerías with dozens of boats escorting the Peace Torch. International Migratory Bird Festival (January 26 to February 2) One of the most important bird watching and conservation festivals on the continent is held in San Blas, one of the best-known areas for endemic, resident and migratory

Sayulita Festival (January 27-31) Laidback and luscious, the Pueblo Mágico of Sayulita offers movies, music, drinks and surfing. The last weekend of the month is a full-on party weekend and this year the concert is going to be stellar: think Kinky, Le Butchere-

Art Festival (Saturdays) Every Saturday in high season head down to the Malecón (Boardwalk) at the Marina Nuevo Vallarta where you’ll enjoy a festival chock full of painting, sculpture and music among many other artistic impressions in a fun, family atmosphere. The meeting point is at the Estudio Café.

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Life

In La Cruz By Cindy Bouchard Cindy Bouchard, an expat Canadian runs a Boutique Inn, Villa Amor del Mar in La Cruz de Huanacaxtle. She and her husband Chris are living and lovin’ in Vallarta–Nayarit. If you want more info on La Cruz or desire… A very special vacation contact cindy@VillaAmordelMar.com

La Cruz, Mexico’s Music Mecca

knew we were coming back to La Cruz (after a nine month sabbatical here) when my husband Chris said, “For pretty much my entire life I have left my musical aspirations on the back burner. We found La Cruz for a reason. It’s clearly a mecca for those who enjoy making and appreciating live music. I want to live in La Cruz!” How does one argue with that!? That was six years ago and spending time in our town recently reminded me of the gem of a new home we found!! I’m not sure if it’s the variety or the spontaneity that excite me the most. Various genres from flamenco to banda, mariachi to rock and roll, jazz and world music are playing somewhere in town on any given night. Likely in a bar or restaurant yet even when out for a

stroll we enjoy the rhythms of a jam put on by musicians, a private party where they’ve hired a mariachi band, someone practicing, etc. Many Saturday evenings have locals dancing in the town square. If that’s not your style, set forth in any direction and you’ll hear anything from church bells and choirs to old time rock and roll, flamenco, tex-mex, folk or country music or go join an open-mic night where you’ll hear a musical fusion of all ages, nations and style. Trying to explain how cool our 'music mecca' town of La Cruz is, well... its impossible. This is only a snippet of what we get to enjoy but let's just say we are equal opportunity enthusiasts. Recently we enjoyed a musical group made up of; guys and gals, including two Mexican nationals, two Canadians, two Americans, ranging in age from 24 to 84. And, just for flavor includes a squeezebox and a washboard! A regular night in La Cruz AND the

crowd is just as diverse! Love it! “I've been really fortunate, over the last few years, to get to know quite a few musicians in Banderas Bay. When I say I am fortunate I want you to know that the main thing is that each of them, while perhaps being a vocalist, has studied long and hard to master their instruments. Me, I'm just a singer. And I sometimes get to join them on the stage. But, what is really wonderful, what is really beautiful, is that not only do I get to observe their music, first hand, but I also get to listen to them describe their opinions of music. Sometimes they actually share their feelings. It doesn’t get any better than that.” Allen Hynek, La Cruz owner/full time resident “The music scene in La Cruz de Huanacaxtle is not a big secret but while folks still don't seem to know it; those who come to La Cruz sure do. From a local group featuring La

Cruz-grown talent whose Flamenco music has wowed the entire Vallarta area to really good Rock'n Roll and everything in between. You will see pretty much every kind of instrument played; from a washboard and a squeezebox on up. We enjoy world famous artists; wonderful guitarists and drummers make up local bands while we also hear incredible saxophones and fiddles by world-renowned musicians who

often play for the simple joy. Oh, and the voices; we also enjoy great singers too. Most of those who experience La Cruz find it hard to stay away; they love to come back. I definitely do; I miss it when I am away. La Cruz is definitely a 'music town'. Gilles Racine, La Cruz owner/full time resident”. For details on where and when the music is; go to http://www.villaamordelmar.com/blog/

healthcare

Recovering from Breast Cancer Breast Reconstruction

ou may have had or are about to have a mastectomy, either because you’ve been diagnosed with breast cancer or are at very high risk of developing it in the future. If so, your doctor may have told you about options to rebuild your breast or breasts — a surgery called breast reconstruction. Typically, breast reconstruction takes place during or soon after mastectomy, and in some cases, lumpectomy. Breast reconstruction also can be done many months or even years after mastectomy or lumpectomy. During reconstruction, a plastic surgeon creates a breast shape using an artificial implant (implant reconstruction), a flap of tissue from another place on your body (autologous reconstruction), or both. It’s normal to feel anxious, uncertain, sad, and mournful about giving up a part of your body that was one of the hallmarks of becoming a woman: a significant part of your sexuality, what made you look good in clothes, how you might have fed your babies. No one can ever take that away from you. Moving forward, you now have the opportunity to determine what you want to have happen next. It’s important to know that while breast reconstruction rebuilds the shape of the breast, it doesn’t

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Provecho! A Guide to Eating Healthy in Mexico By Casey Siemasko

I restore sensation to the breast or the nipple. Over time, the skin over the reconstructed breast can become more sensitive to touch, but it won’t be exactly the same as it was before surgery. There are many different reconstruction techniques available. Your healthcare team can talk to you about the options that may be right for you, but it’s in your best interest to do your own research, too. If you know someone else who had reconstruction, you might find it helpful to talk to her about her decision process, her doctors, and her satisfaction with the results. There are two main techniques for reconstructing your breast: • Implant reconstruction: Inserting an implant that’s filled with salt water (saline), silicone gel, or a combination of the two.

• Autologous or “flap” reconstruction: Using tissue transplanted from another part of your body (such as your belly, thigh, or back). Autologous reconstruction also may include an implant. You also can choose whether or not to reconstruct your nipple. (In some cases, nipple-sparing mastectomy is possible, which means that your own nipple and the surrounding breast skin are preserved.) Both approaches have advantages and disadvantages, says Frank J. DellaCroce, M.D., F.A.C.S., plastic surgeon and co-founder of the Center for Restorative Breast Surgery. “Just like we have vanilla and chocolate, there are two ‘flavors’ of reconstruction: implants and flaps. That’s it. Implant reconstruction is easier on the front end: an easier surgery, easier to recover from, easier to understand. Flaps are more difficult to perform, more time-consuming, and a longer recovery. But on the back end, things flip. Over time, implants are more prone to problems and often require additional procedures to correct these problems. Flaps perform better over time; a flap done well should not need more attention over the course of a lifetime. So it’s all a matter of what’s right for the woman and her individual situation.” Choices also may depend on what is available in your area. Over time, plastic surgeons have developed newer techniques for flap reconstruction that can avoid cutting through muscle at the donor site, such as the belly, or take tissue from different areas of the body, such as the buttocks. Your particular situation will play a role in what reconstruction option works best for you. Guillermo Ramos-Gallardo MD Plastic Surgery Vallarta Medical Center

strongly believe that Mexican cuisine is one of the best things on the planet. I am also convinced that I could gleefully consume guacamole, margaritas, huevos rancheros, and fish tacos every single day for the remainder of my life. Unfortunately, there’s just one little problem with my scheme: overindulging in Mexican food (especially westernized Mexican food) can lead to an expansive waistline, low energy levels and generally poor health. That’s not to say it’s impossible to travel to Mexico, enjoy plenty of the local food on a daily basis, and still arrive home wearing the same jeans you departed in. Consider a few of the following tips on your next jaunt to Mexico (or your favorite nearby Mexican restaurant) for a guaranteed healthier experience: Get colorful If you’re eating something like tacos or nachos, go light on the meat and cheese but heavy on the fresh toppings. Think colorful produce like lettuce, tomatoes, salsa, and other vegetables, as well as fresh ceviche; you’ll satiate your hunger with two tacos instead of ten. If you’re worried about the cleanliness of the produce, look for restaurants that are packed with locals and families. The popularity of a restaurant is typically the best indication of its cleanliness. Swap the Guac Sure, avocados are one of the world’s healthiest foods. But that’s given a serving size of 1 oz.—or roughly 1/5 of an avocado. I adore guacamole. If a bowl of it lands on my table, I’m definitely eating way more than 1 oz of it. So to enjoy guacamole without overdoing it, I swap the guacamole dip for

salsa. I still get my guacamole fix by adorning my tacos or salads with a dollop of the gooey green goodness. Avoid fried chips and shells If you’re given a choice, choose a flour or corn tortilla over a fried shell. You’ll save a lot of calories without compromising on any of the flavors. Soon you will be preferring the flour tortillas as part of your eating habit in no time! Choose beverages wisely My favorite restaurant in Mexico served margaritas the size of my head. Add to that the large number of local beers and tequilas on offer, and it was no wonder I found myself forgetting to drink any water all day long. I soon learned to swap the daily alcoholic beverages for a local drink called chia fresca— coconut water, chia seeds and lime. It’s delicious, hydrating and healthy. Prepare your own breakfast This tip is handy for your health and your wallet. Try to prepare a healthy breakfast at your hotel before heading out. Not only will you save calories, you’ll start the day with a healthier mindset, which can lead to better decision making for the rest of the day. Reward yourself with guilt-free brunch one morning during your travels. Remember, it’s all about moderation Like all good things in life, eating healthy in Mexico is all about moderation. You never know when you’ll be back to Mexico, so enjoy the cuisine while you can, and don’t feel guilty if you splurge on occasion. Just remember, too much of a good thing is never very good at all. Original: gogirlguides.com

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A Medley of Homes By John Warren

y wife and I love visiting gorgeous homes and admiring unique artwork, architecture and sculptures so, a couple of weeks ago, we took one of the Home Tours run by the International Friendship Club (IFC) and had a wonderful three hours. Like many of our fellow travellers we have taken this tour many times in the past and we always enjoy it. The tours leave at 10:30 every Tuesday and Wednesday from the Sea Monkey Restaurant, which is located at the foot of Aquiles Serdan in the Romantica Zone. A great way to start your day is to have breakfast there, overlooking the beach. Tickets for the tours are 5oo pesos and go on sale at the Sea Monkey at 9:00am on tour days. You an also buy them online at www.toursforvallarta.com or by visiting the IFC’s office located at the northeast corner of the Insurgentes Rio Cuale Bridge above the HSBC Bank, Colonia El Centro. Seating on the tours is limited so don’t do what I did and assume that I could get a couple of tickets at 10:00. I got the last two tickets. Be wise…plan ahead or get there early! The air-conditioned, comfortable bus left at 10:30, wove its way through the streets of the older part of PV, turned south onto Highway 200 and then took a left and climbed up and up and up to our first home, Casa De Quetzal, high in the hills of Conchas Chinas. The house covers 11,000 square feet, has five bedrooms, a large infinity pool and “Bobeda” ceilings of patterned bricks. We enjoyed stunning views of the Bay of Banderas and fantasised about living life in style and having some great parties with family or close friends for a few nights. Our second home of the tour was Villa Azul Celeste, located south of town and right on the rocks above the ocean. This was a much more liveable

home for us with 4,000 square feet of living space and another 2,000 squre feet of space on the decks and patio. The owners have decorated the home with some lovely Mexican art and the beach access was an added bonus. Villa Los Arcos was our next stop. It is close to the town of Mismaloya, is right on the coast and looks north-west to the three rocks of Los Arcos. There are five master suites and lots of steps; 101 of them from the main floor to the beach! The house is built into the volcanic rock and this closeness to the earth, apparently, gives a particular form of energy to the bedrooms. Hmmm! Our fourth and final home to tour was Hacienda Escondido. What an oasis in the heart of old Puerto Vallarta. Situated on Lazaro Cardenas and just opposite the downtown market this Bed and Breakfast has six bedrooms, a large banyan tree in the central courtyard and was a nice contrast to the opulence of the three other homes. Quirky and right in the heart of the Romantica Zone. We got back to the Sea Monkey at 1:30pm. All of the people running the Home Tours, except for the bus drivers, are volunteers of IFC and all of the profits from the tours are used to fund the IFC’s cleft palate program, its dental program, its social services program of taking food and supplies to the poor and to support the seventeen reigistered charities that IFC helps throughout the year. It is all made possible by the kind and generous owners who open their homes to IFC throughout the season. Thank you! Reviewers on Trip Advisor give the Home tour very high ratings. Of the 157 rate them as Excellent and the other 10 reviews rate them as Very Good. One of the latest comments online is…” Had a great day viewing beautiful homes in Puerto Vallarta. The volunteers were extremely informative, friendly and easy to

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talk with. It was my 5th house tour and will definitely go back for more.” What better way to spend a morning than to see and photograph some lovely homes, meet

some great people and know that all of the profits go to help the citizens of Puerto Vallarta. The International Friendship Club is a registered charitable

organization in Mexico listed as Club Internacional de la Amistad de Puerto Vallarta A.C.. Phone: 322-222-5466. Website: ifcvallarta. com Email: ifcvallarta@gmail.com.

now open for dinner Enjoy Live Mariachi All Week except Saturdays

Diners familiar with Hacienda San Angel's stunning views, outstanding cuisine and topnotch service will feel right at home at The Iguana, the new Mexican specialty restaurant at the new Casa Kimberly Hotel; the former homes of Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton that have recently undergone a meticulously luxurious renovation. Reservations only - 322 222 1336 Open for dinner 6-11 pm Zaragoza 445, El Centro, Puerto Vallarta www.casakimberly.com

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Non - Profit and Charitable Organizations

For visitors to Puerto Vallarta who wish to support the less privileged in our paradise, this is a list of some of the many organizations that could benefit from such kind gestures. If you would like your organization recognized here, please email details to editor@vallartatribune.com. Acción En La Cruz aid residents of La Cruz de Huanacaxtle by providing provisions in exchange for community services performed. landon5120.wix.com/ accionenlacruz Alcoholics Anonymous: In English Puerto Vallarta Alanon Club - Basilio Badillo 329 recoverpv.com Amazing Grace Missions Assisting families in Magisterio & Progreso with neces-

sities and job training and English. slw2014nv@gmail. com American Legion Post 14: raises resources and manpower to improve facilities needing building maintenance americanlegion14.org Amigos del Magisterio Food delivered directly to workers at the PV dump, their families and schools in Magisterio and Volcanes. Also, food to New Beginnings, Pasitos de Luz, and Caritas. 100% of donations to the people, no overhead.amigosdelmagisterio.com lysephilrioux@ hotmail.com Asilo San Juan Diego Home for the Elderly - Contact: Lupita Sanchez Covarrubias 222-1257 or malupita88@ hotmail.com or mexonline.

com\asilosanjuandiego.htm Asociación Down - Assistance to persons with Down’s Syndrome – Contact: Ana Eisenring at 224-9577. Banderas Bay Women’s Shelter - Safe shelter for women & children victims of domestic violence. compassionforthefamily.org Becas Vallarta, A.C. – Provides scholarships to high school and university students. Tax-deductible in Mexico and USA. Polly Vicars at (322) 223-1371 or Buri Gray at (322) 221-5285. CANICA - Centre for Children with Cancer. Provides aid for treatment and services including transportation to GDL. Contact Director, Evelia Basañes 322-123-5688. Casa Hogar - A shelter for orphaned, abandoned, disadvantaged or vulnerable children. Luz Aurora Arredondo at 221 1908, casahogar_maximocornejo@ hotmail.com Centro Comunitario SETACGLBT – Services the GLBT community, including treatment and referrals, education, English classes, HIV testing and counseling. Paco Arjona 224-1974 Clinica de Rehabilitación Santa Barbara - Rehabilitation of the handicapped. Contact: Laura Lopez Portillo Rodriguez at 224-2754. COLINA Spay and Neuter Clinic - Free and by-donation sterilization clinic in Old Town. Only open Saturdays,

Contact: cez@rogers.com or 322-104-6609 CompassionNet Impact – Transforming the lives of people living in chronic poverty. Job creation, education, emergency & more. Tax-deductible. Cell: (322) 133-7263 or ric@4compassion.org Corazon de Nina A safe, loving, home-environment for 40+ children and youth rescued from high-risk situations. Donations & volunteers always welcome! Totally selffunded. www.fundacioncorazon.mx Cruz Roja (Red Cross) Handles hospital and emergency service in Vallarta. It is the only facility that is authorized to offer assistance to injured people on the street. Contact: 222-1533, 222-4973 Desayunos para los Niños de Vallarta A.C. Feeding programs, education programs, day care centers for single mothers. 2234311 or 22225 72 Discapacitados de Vallarta, A.C. (DIVAC) association of handicapped individuals dedicated to helping one another. Ivan Applegate at 221-5153. Ecology and Conservation of Whales, AC. National Coordination Network for the Assistance of Entangled Whales. Biol. Astrid Frisch Jordán, Arce #541. Col. La Primavera Puerto Vallarta, Jal. 48325, Mexico, Tel/Fax: (322) 29 37 851 fibbcatalogo@yahoo.com

Families At The Dump: Supporting families living in the landfill or garbage dump thru education and sustainable opportunities. familiesatthedump.org Fundacion Punta de Mita LDG. Ana Lilia Medina Varas de Valdés. ana@fundacionpuntademita.org Tel. (329) 291 5053 Friends of PV Animals Volunteers working to enhance the lives of shelter animals. For info and donations visit friendsofpvanimals. com Grupo Ecológico de Puerto Vallarta: Arq. Luz del Carmen Pérez A cayro_13@hotmail. com grupoecologico.com Horizonte de Paz: Welcoming shelter for men of all ages who are troubled w/ alcohol & drug addiction.In great need of cash or material resources Contact MAYNOR Tel 281 0644 horizontedepaz@live.com International Friendship Club - Provides medical, educational and social services to those in need in Puerto Vallarta. www.ifcvallarta.com La Brigada de la Basura: A weekly meeting of neighborhood children to clean Vallarta Streets. Contact Que?Pasa 223-4006 Mexico Ministries & Mission, Inc. raises funds to the poor in Vallarta. Contact Fr. Jack+ 044 322 229-1129 christchurchbythesea.org Navy League - assists in

the transportation of donated medical supplies from the U.S., organizes work groups to paint and repair facilities New Life Mexico - Challenging Child Poverty with health and education programs. Philippa Vernon pvp@newlifemexico.com Paraíso Felino AC Refuge and Adoption Centre for cats and kittens in the Bay of Banderas. Luis Donaldo Cel. (322) 120-4092 Pasitos de Luz - substitute home for low income children with any type of handicap, offers rehabilitation services and more. 299-4146. pasitosdeluz.org PEACEAnimals - Free mobile spay/neuter clinic operating 48 weeks a year, primarily in Puerto Vallarta. Tax-deductible. peaceanimals.org Pro Biblioteca de Vallarta Raises funds for Los Mangos Public Library. Tax-deductible Ricardo Murrieta at 224-9966 Proyecto Pitillal, Busca un Amigo, A. C. - Association created by underprivileged mothers of paralyzed children. Contact: 299-0976. PuRR Project - A no-kill cat shelter, a natural un-caged environment. www.purrproject.com Refugio Infantil Santa Esperanza A.C. Home for children in Puerto Vallarta (322) 222 7857 www.risepv.com

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23 Markets and More – Weekly Events in Banderas Bay If you have an ongoing weekly event you’d like to add, email editor@vallartatribune.com TUESDAY Malecon Sculpture Tour – 9:30am Hosted by Gary Thompson. The tour starts at the “Millennium” sculpture next to the Hotel Rosita at the north end of the Malecon. IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 magnificent homes. Buses leave Sea Monkey restaurant, at the foot of Aquiles Serdan, at 10:30am. Cost is $500 pesos. ($30USD) Riviera Farmers Market – Nuevo Vallarta from 9am-2pm WEDNESDAY Forever Spring Farmers Market - 50 Lazaro Cardenas, opposite Sandrinas, Bucerias 9am-1pm Three Hens and a Rooster Market on Carranza 466, Old Town, Puerto Vallarta 9am to 1pm IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 magnificent homes. Buses leave Sea Monkey restaurant, at the foot of Aquiles Serdan, at 10:30am. Artwalk – In the historic center of Puerto Vallarta 6-10pm Art collectors, local residents and interested visitors are invited to discover the great variety and exceptional quality of art available in Puerto Vallarta. Recreactiva –Join in a group bike ride from Marina to the Malecon and back every Wednesday evening starting at 8:45. THURSDAY Bucerias Artwalk from 7-9pm Calle Lazaro Cardenas Live Music and dancing in the Main Plaza, Puerto Vallarta – 6pm Marina Night Market – 6-9:30pm vendors and artisans set up along the marina FRIDAY Marsol Market by the Pier, Puerto Vallarta – 9:30am – 1:30 Sayulita Farmers Market – 9am-2pm SATURDAY Old Town Farmers Market - 9:30am2pm Parque Lazaro Cardenas, Puerto Vallarta Three Hens and a Rooster Market From 9am to 1pm, on Carranza 466, Old Town, Puerto Vallarta Lo de Marcos Tianguis - 9am - 2pm Saturday – Artisans, organics, food Live Music in the Main Plaza, Puerto Vallarta – 6pm SUNDAY La Cruz Farmers Market – La Cruz Marina 9-2pm Recreactiva – 8am-noon – the centre lanes of Francisco Medina are closed to traffic and open to anyone wishing to walk, skate, ride from Hotel Krystal to the Sheraton.

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