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Entertainment LUNA RUMBA

Life in Vallarta DOCTOR IS IN!

Malecon Photos Courtesy of Bud Ellison

Property of the week pg. 19

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Welcome to Puerto Vallarta

and Riviera Nayarit Here is some advice to make your trip a little easier and more enjoyable. TIME ZONE: The entire state of Jalisco is on Central Time, as is the southern part of the State of Nayarit starting from Guayabitos in the north. BUSES: A system of urban buses with different routes can bring you from one end of the bay to the other and all the spots in between. Current fare is $7.50 pesos per ticket and passengers must purchase a new ticket every time they board another bus. There are no “transfers”. TAXIS: There are set rates within defined zones of town. Do not enter a taxi without agreeing on the price with the driver first. Price is per trip not person. MONEY EXCHANGE: Although you may have to wait in line for a few minutes, banks will give you a higher rate of exchange than the exchange booths (caja de cambio). You will need your passport. Better yet, use your bank card to withdraw funds from any ATM machine. Note that ATM’s in the banks are the safest to use and generally charge lower fees. DRINKING WATER: For the 18th year in a row, Puerto Vallarta’s water has been awarded a certification of purity for human consumption. The quality of the water tested at the purification plant varies greatly from what comes out of the tap at the other end. So do be careful. If you want to be doubly sure, you can pick up bottled water just about anywhere. EXPORTING PETS: Falling love with the street dog outside your hotel or a puppy on the Malecon doesn’t mean they can’t come home with you. The process is fairly inexpensive and only takes a day or two. You need a certificate of health from a local vet among other things. The time of year that pets can travel in the cargo section of the plane may be your biggest challenge. For the most up-to-date information contact the Puerto Vallarta SPCA at spcapv@gmail.com. COMMON SENSE: Just as you wouldn’t walk around your hometown drunk and beligerent, it is not acceptable to do that here. While Mexicans are a forgiving bunch, basic politeness is appreciated. For the guys, peeing in public is a major faux pas and if you are caught, can get you tossed in jail or an expensive fine. Pay attention to your surroundings. Pay your bills. Be courteous. And have fun! DRINKING AND DRIVING: First off – just don’t. The consequences are not worth it. Taxis are cheap and plentiful. Fines are as much as 10,000 pesos. You can be taken to jail and your vehicle impounded. There are many checkstops on the weekends and you will be asked to blow if they suspect you have been drinking. LEGAL SYSTEM: Not knowing the law is not an valid excuse in Mexico or anywhere. If you find yourself caught in a legal situation be aware that guilt is presumed until your innocence can be proven. This is a very difficult lesson to learn if you are visiting from the United States or Canada in particular. Immediately contact your consulate for assistance.

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January 7 - 13, 2016 Free Issue 979

Entertainment LUNA RUMBA

Life in Vallarta DOCTOR IS IN!

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Malecon Photos Courtesy of Bud Ellison

Property of the week pg. 19

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Calling in Mexico Calling phones in Mexico can be tricky as it is different than in the US or Canada. There are different codes you need to use depending if you are calling landlines or cellular phones and if they are local or long distance. Long-distance calls from within Mexico For national long-distance calls (within Mexico) the code is 01 plus the area code and phone number. For international long-distance calls, first dial 00, then the country code (for the U.S. and Canada the country code is 1, so you would dial 00 + 1 + area code + 7 digit number). Calling Cell Phones (from a land line) If you are calling from a landline within the area code of the Mexican cell phone number dial 044, then the 10 digit number including area code. Outside of the area code (but still within Mexico) dial 045 and then the 10 digit phone number. Cell phone to cell phone only requires the 10 digit number. Phone Cards Phone cards (“tarjetas telefonicas”) for use in pay phones can be bought at newstands and in pharmacies in denominations of 30, 50 and 100 pesos. Pay phones do not accept coins. When buying a phone card for pay phone use, specify that you would like a “tarjeta LADA,” because pre-paid cell phone cards are also sold in the same establishments. Calling Toll-Free Numbers Some toll free numbers work from Mexico to the US and Canada, but many do not. You need to dial a different prefix. To call the following toll free prefixes, dial as follows: 800 numbers Dial 001-880-then the number 866 numbers Dial 001-883-then the number 877 numbers Dial 001-882-then the number 888 numbers Dial 001-881-then the number

Emergencies: 060 Red Cross: 065 Non-Emergency Police 322.290.0507 Fire Department: 322.223.9476

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Ambulance: 322.222.1533 Consulates American Consulate Nuevo Vallarta: 322.222.0069 24 hrs Guadalajara: 333.268.2145 Canadian Consulate 322.293.2894 24 hrs: 1.800.706.2900

Immigration: 322.224.7719 Consumer Protection: 01.800.468.8722 Tourism Offices Jalisco: 322.221.2676 Nayarit: 322.297.1006

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See ya’ later 2015!

his week Rhonda asks us to consider one word that we would use to sum up 2015 and another to encapsulate 2016. With these words we can build our goals towards a better year. My 2015 was many things. It’s a challenge to come up with just one word. I think bi-polar could work as it had many highs and lows. What is your word for 2016? For those of you lucky enough to get out and experience Banderas Bay we have two informative articles this week including Joel’s top 10 spots for a drink around Vallarta. If you know Joel, you’ll know this is a well-researched article and his recommendations are spot on. For those of you who are getting up a little earlier (or just need to walk off the night before) Tuesday’s free Malecon Sculpture Tour hosted by Gary Thompson each week is a great way to learn more about the history and culture of Vallarta’s very rich art scene. With your new found thirst for knowledge you can explore further during the Wednesday evening Artwalk through Centro and every second Friday the Sidewalk Shuffle along Basilio Badillo when galleries and shops open their doors late and offer specials, snacks and drinks and often times special guests including artists and musicians.

Letter to Editor I am a homeowner in Bucerias and do enjoy reading your paper. My reason for writing is dog poop. So many folks who own dogs, local and visitors seem to think that the streets and private property are proper places to poop their dogs and leaving the mess. I think it would be a notable public service if the Vallarta Tribune would conduct a continuing campaign to educate folks to pick up after their dogs. You might get advertisers to offer signs that can be posted, or even offer bags with advertising logos for use in picking up poop. Post fotos of owners walking away after their dogs drop poop. Laud owners who pick up the stuff. What you can do about strays, I don't know. But that is another

Almost every day of the week offers great local markets that are wonderful to explore for unique crafts, organics foods and special items that make perfect souvenirs of your time here. The events calendar is overflowing with some very popular festivities including the upcoming Fiesta Blanca in support of the Puerto Vallarta Garden Club’s big fundraising event of the season. Should be a swanky affair! Something that caught my eye is the RISE fundraiser happening in February. This orphanage needs our support. Check out the poster on page 22 for more information. Live shows abound and there are some great productions happening around the bay. Check this week’s entertainment pages for just a few of the great options to get out and enjoy yourself! Have a great week. Happy 2016 to all. Thank you for continuing to support the Vallarta Tribune. Madeline

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problem, but their poop isn't. - ajg EditorDog poop is indeed a problem a smelly one. While we can’t publicly shame owners who don't pick up their dogs poo but perhaps we can all help a bit by creating little baggie stations in particular areas - simple to make with empty pop bottles and left over shopping bags. Attach to telephone poles and hopefully people will take note. Even handy for picking up garbage. Perhaps you could convince friends to make and install 20 each and soon the whole bay will be clean!

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Adorable Dog In The Spotlight... POLLY by Janice Gonzalez

hat a majestic looking young lady! Polly is about nine months old and a Labrador Retriever/ Shepherd mix. She will mature into a medium sized dog. She and her seven siblings have been with us since their birth and it is about time for them all to find their forever homes. Polly is a very active and playful pup as you would

imagine based on her breed. She just LOVES to run and play. Although a bit to high-spirited for the felines, she gets along terrific with other dogs. Polly would be the perfect addition to any active family. She has been fully dewormed, current on all vaccines and spayed. Now she just needs a loving family. If you are interested in Polly, contact us at spcapv@ gmail.com for an application.

Old Town Farmers Marke Did Someone Say “Pie” By Erin Staley

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very Saturday, international travellers come to Puerto Vallarta’s favourite weekend attraction to scoop up local “make it, bake it, grow it” goodies. From farmto-table produce and artisan decor to hand-rolled cigars and unique fashion accessories, the OTFM-TC features the best of Vallarta. We have over 90 stalls, live music and international fare, including the Leek and Thistle Pie Company’s famous meat and fruit pies. Traditional pie and mash has long been popular throughout the British Isles with specialty shops scattered about since the 1800s. Today, the Leek and Thistle Pie Company owner, Mark Hughes, brings the tradition of these baked goods to your plate! Meet Mark Hughes A native of Aberdeen, Scotland, Hughes was born to a Welsh father and a Scottish mother. His father was a hotel manager, and Mark grew up working in the restaurant and hotel industries. He studied catering and later became a general manager for a catering company. Together with his team, they served stadiumsized events such as the Silverstone Grand Prix, Fulham football in London and horse races at Ascot, Sandown, Epsom and Goodwood. Old-World Baking Traditions Come to Vallarta In 2005, Hughes came to Puerto Vallarta for a holiday. He fell in love

with the destination and put his baking experience to work selling brownies and banana bread. It was a good gig, until one fateful night with a fellow Scotsman, a South African and a Brit changed his baking destiny. Hughes was going to treat Vallarta to the old-world tradition of meat and fruit pies. That was seven years ago. Today, the Leek and Thistle has become a staple of Vallarta life. Its name pays tribute to his father with the national emblem of Wales (the leek), and to his mother with the national emblem of Scotland (the thistle). So how do the pies taste? Divine. Locals and tourists rave about the pastry-filled deliciousness of Hughes’ meat pies. In fact, each one hints at the ingredients baked inside. For example, the Scotch is made with beef and onions. Mr. Porky features pork in apple cider. Paddy bursts with beef in Guinness, and Royalty is a hit with steak and kidney. Of course, there are more meat pies to be enjoyed, depending on what Hughes is baking that day. The Leek and Thistle Pie Company’s fruit pies are the perfect choice for a snack or after-dinner treat. Each is made with a buttery pastry and features a variation of apple, peach and seasonal fruit crumbles. Come on out to the market and

You’re Invited! We’re open 9:30-2 every Saturday, from November 7 to April 30, 2016. We’re located at Lazaro Cárdenas Park in Vallarta’s Emiliano Zapata neighbourhood. For only 14 pesos an hour, you can park in the garage directly beneath park. Public buses and taxis also come this way with a Pino Suarez Street drop off.

try a Leek and Thistle pie for yourself. Then be sure to visit the Leek and Thistle shop at 156 Hamburgo, Colonia Versalles. It’s open Monday-Friday from 8:00 am to 6:00 pm. +52 (322) 224-6670. Love Yoga? While at the market, join us for yoga classes (9:30-10:30 am) taught by instructors from Yoga Colective. We meet in the kiosk every Saturday through April 30. Participation is by donation.

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Meet the Market The OTFM-TC is a North American style market that celebrates the tradition and culture of Mexico’s outdoor tianguis markets. It is also a registered non-profit/ association civil organization that focuses on nurturing the entrepreneurial spirit of Puerto Vallartans. All OTFM-TC products are either locally grown or handmade within 75 kilometres of the city.

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Luna Rumba’s OTFM-TC performance will be on Saturday, Jan. 9th beginning at 11:30 am on the main stage at the west end of Lazaro Cárdenas Park - next to the international food court. Shaded seating will be provided. Be sure to check out the promotion table for your copy of the original CD and CD release party tickets.

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Great Places: Drinking in Puerto Vallarta By Joel Hansen

s a Puerto Vallarta resident and someone who more than enjoys a cocktail from time to time I thought I might compile a few of my favorite places to grab a drink in Puerto Vallarta. Honourable mention to Que Pasa and El Rio Barbeque 12. De Santos. Blvd.Medina Asencio # 2485 Home to one my very favorite cocktails in Puerto Vallarta, the Pata Salada Pepinito. A refreshing combination of smoky Raicilla from a small distillery in El Tuito, Licor de Melón, fresh pineapple juice and muddled cucumber. I love a few of these on the rooftop patio along with some great friends, or not great friends – let’s be honest, they are so good I will tolerate nearly anyone's company. 11. Garbo's Piano Bar. 142 Pulpito Street. Show tunes, martinis and air conditioning. This gem in Old Town is worth the visit. Plenty of locals and I am pretty sure Harmond the bartender makes the best martini’s in Puerto Vallarta. Plus they have air conditioning, did I mention that? 10. Benito's. Av. de Paseo de la Marina, #121, Nima Shops L-21 Marina Vallarta. Located in the marina this is a great place to grab a sandwich by day and is a cool locals hangout at night. The menu is simple and delicious, but what makes this place great is Benito himself. Meet him once and you have a friend for life. His staff is hardworking and attentive and there is often a great band or DJ. It is the place to be on Wednesday nights. 9. P’YOTE PIANO BAR at CAFE DES ARTISTES. Guadalupe Sánchez 740, Colonia Centro. Owner Thierry Blouet is considered one of the best chefs in Mexico and his favorite drink is the P’yote Mezcalini. Mezcal, pineapple, lemon and nopal (prickly pear), all mixed together with ice in a shaker and served in a frosted glass with salt and Tajin. Hey, if it's

good enough for Blouet… I go here when I want to take my sophistication level up a notch and prove to people that I know about stuff that isn't just sports. 8. The Michelada stand on Highway #200 in Amapas on the way to Mismaloya. This stand serves the best Micheladas in Puerto Vallarta. The Michelada is Mexico’s answer to the Cesar, and the perfect hangover drink to take to the beach on a Sunday. Not sure where the stand is? Look for the huge crowd with the 1litre foam cups, not quite as sophisticated as P’yote but just as delicious. 7. Bar La Playa. Lazaro Cardenas 179A Next to the Hotel Eloisa. Owned by husband and wife team Alex and Francine, this tiny bar has the best top to bottom cocktail menu in Puerto Vallarta. Alex tends the bar and Francine works the crowd. Pick any cocktail on the menu, trust me you can't go wrong. 6. Sea Monkey. The malecon. Signature drink. Cheap Pacifico. Enough said. 5. Los Muertos Brew Pub. Lázaro Cárdenas 302. My go to pub and a great place to watch sports, stop in for one of their micro-brewed beers. My favourite is The Agave Maria. The food is excellent and they boast the best pizza in town. Plus owner Connor Watt will tell you everything there is to know about the beer making process.

4. Joe Jack’s Fish Shack. Basilio Badillo 212. If Hemingway was looking for a Mojito after fishing for dorado, climbing Kilimanjaro or fighting in the resistance against Franco you would find him saddled up at the bar here. But he would have to get here early, the place fills up fast and is busy all night. Enjoy the Mojitos but make sure you eat, Joe makes some of the best seafood in town. 3. Solar. The bar at El Barracuda. Paraguay#1290 This is great place to catch a sunset and a shot of Raicilla. They have a great selection of Mexican micro-breweries and is my official go to place. Right on Camarones beach, be sure to grab a plate of surf and turf tacos. You can find me here 3-4 times a week. 2. Ocean Grill. Most weekends I take the hike from Boca de Tomatlan to Playa Las Animas to work off the week of drinks. It is a beautiful hike and takes a few hours. However, there is one problem, Ocean Grill is located about 45 min into the hike and I often do not make it past. They have the coldest and most rewarding Pacificos I have ever had, especially after that hike through the jungle. If you’re coming, be sure to let them know before hand as they have a reservation-only policy. A bonus is the water taxi you can take back to Boca. 1. La Palapa. Púlpito 105-3 right on Los Muertos Beach. Get here for sunset and enjoy a Cadillac Margarita or three. While many people debate where to get the best margarita in Mexico, most people will agree it's here.

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Exploring the art and history of Puerto Vallarta’s sculptures

By Tom Swanson

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hile visiting Puerto Vallarta, folks are confronted with a true conundrum. There are so many things to do and see that it is hard to decide what to take in with the short amount of time most people’s vacations allow them. Many people decide to go for organized tours, and there is certainly no shortage of tours to choose from. Everything from old movie sets to taco stands... there are people here that will take you where you want to go and show you what you want to see. Going there with someone who knows is a great way to get the most out of your time. The Malecon Sculpture Tour is the one tour that everyone, even those of us who call Puerto Vallarta home, should not miss. The Malecón, the promenade that runs along the waterfront in the center of town, is beautifully designed and landscaped, the waves crashing on the sand and stones below; it is a joy to behold. Winding through the planters enclosed with casual bench seating, the walking surface is intricately inlaid with sea pebbles in shapes that depict some of the symbolism of the Huichol indigenous people who have traditionally inhabited these lands for many centuries. At the beginning of each one of the streets that run up the hill through the town proper, there are located large bronze sculptures created and donated by some of the world’s most renowned artists. This wonderful contribution to

the public is extraordinary, few cities on Earth can boast of the same. The generosity of these artists affirms the deep affection many of us share for this wonderful place. For decades artists and art lovers alike from around the world have journeyed to Puerto Vallarta to experience the artistry that can be found in almost every aspect of life here. These sculptures epitomize the reason for that attraction. There are numerous tours available to help our visitors to enjoy this largesse, but one stands out above the rest as truly unique, for numerous reasons. This is the free tour originated and conducted by Gary Thompson, the owner of Galería Pacífico. Gary’s many years actively working in the art world of Puerto Vallarta give him a unique perspective and intimate knowledge to say the least. Gary personally knows many of the sculptors whose work is on the tour and some of these artists are featured in his gallery. Not someone known for pulling punches or glossing things over, the stories and anecdotes that punctuate his discourse serve to provide a unique insight of Puerto Vallarta not available with the City’s tours. Another great reason to take Gary’s tour is the opportunity to contribute to the Biblioteca Los Mangos, the only public library in the entire Bay of Banderas. They receive a mere 10 percent of their budget from government sources, so must rely on creative ways to fund their many programs and classes which benefit all, residents and visitors alike.

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Kim Kuzma and Acustico Light Up The New Year at Luna Lounge in Bucerias By: Debbie White

he New Year's Eve Extravaganza at Luna Lounge in Bucerias was a sold-out, spectacular event. It featured award winning, Canadian singer, Kim Kuzma and her band with their incredibly popular, best selling show, Acustico. Kim Kuzma is no stranger to Bucerias and the Luna Lounge, having performed there over the years as both a solo artist and with her band. Her fame and notoriety in Puerto Vallarta have continued to increase as people have become more familiar with her music and the gifted and talented musicians that accompany her. On a personal level, I became a Kuzma fan, about 7 years ago, when Kim was performing at The Twisted Rose, before Hugh and Simon opened Luna Lounge. What Kim has accomplished professionally and musically in that time with sold-out shows, an incredible new band and

3 new CDs is most remarkable. To say that she is Puerto Vallarta's best known and most loved singer would not be an exaggeration! After a scrumptious four-course dinner that started the evening at Luna Lounge, Kim and the band enthusiastically took the stage performing their hit show, Acustico. Kim was joined by band members, Eduardo Leon on guitar, Fernando Gonzalez on rhythm guitar, Roberto Falcon on bass, Jeronimo Guido

Martinez on drums, Bob Tansen on flute and special guest Diego Mondragon on violin. They began with the high-energy song, "My Life," from their new CD, Acustico II. This song featured dueling guitars with a spicy flamenco flair. They moved on to the sensual, "Windmills of Your Mind," from the movie, The Thomas Crown Affair. Next, the Sade number, "Nothing Can Come Between Us." She then told the audience a very funny story about singing in Australia and being asked by a Japanese gentleman to perform, "Earrings, Nothing More than Earrings," which she later figured out was "Feelings, Nothing More Than Feelings." Kim's quick wit, spontaneity and funny side stories and comments are always an amusing part of her shows. Kim and the band continued with Cher's "Dark Lady" which the band went crazy with and then followed up with the lighter, "Autumn Leaves." I loved the Sting favorite, "Fragile" and the Dolly Parton signature tune

"Joline" that they kicked up several notches. Then Kim and the boys performed a mash-up of a new Sam Smith song followed by Lou Rawls', "You'll Never Find, Another Love Like Mine." And from the original Acustico CD, they sang their version of Abba's "Fernando." James Brown's, "It's A Man’s World" was a thrilling number as well. Fernando took the lead on Luis Miguel's "Contigo" and the band continued with the Spanish songs, "Un Dos Tres" and a mash-up of the Gypsy King's "Bamboleo" and "I'm The Only Girl In The World." After taking a break, they returned to the stage at midnight with their version of the Jennifer Lopez song, "Sway" followed by the Eurhythmics', "Sweet Dreams." The boys then performed an incredible interpretation of the Al Jarreau's, "Spain." Kim ended the night with a prelude of "La Vie En Rose," followed by Edith Piaf's beautiful, love song, "If You Love Me," which is my FAVO-

RITE SONG from her Acustico II CD. Special thanks goes out to guest violinist, Diego Mondragon, for brilliantly accompanying Kim and the band and to Hugh Gaffney and his partner Simon for hosting this fabulous New Year's Eve celebration. For those who missed this performance, you'll be pleased to hear that Kim will return to the Luna Lounge stage on Thursday, Jan 28th. She and the boys will present another Acustico show, featuring music from her recent CDs and other new songs as well. Kim and the band perform their Acustico show each Sunday and Wednesday at 7 pm at The Palm Cabaret in Puerto Vallarta. Starting Thursday, January 22nd, Kim begins a new solo show with piano accompaniment at The Palm. This show will feature songs by Shirley Bassy, kd Lang and Barbra Streisand, just to name a few. More shows will be announced in the coming weeks. Tickets for Kim's PV performances can be purchased at The Palm or through www.vallartatickets.com. On Friday, January 23rd, Kim and the boys head to Ajijic to perform Acustico at the Auditorio de la Riberain. Tickets for this event can be purchased at www.lakesidetickets.com.

Halfway Down Broadway By Marcia Blondin

A Adding to this, Kevin Simpson, owner of the Peyote People and Colectika galleries, who has spent many years working with the native Huichol people, accompanies Gary on the tour. His explanations of the traditional symbolism of the many inlaid patterns bring understanding and an insightful perspective to the ancient Huichol culture and why we still celebrate it today. Starting at the Hotel Rosita at the north end of the Malecón at 9:30 am on Tuesdays and usually running for a couple of hours. Comfortable chairs are provided by the Rosita for the first presentation, an in depth narration by Mathis Lidice, author of the Millenia Sculpture that begins the walk. After each presentation, tour participants are encouraged to ask questions and

receive knowledgeable answers. This adds an even more insightful dimension to the experience. The tour ends at Galería Pacífico for refreshments and for a finale, a fascinating discourse by Jim Demetro, one of the sculptors whose work is displayed on the tour. Jim goes into depth explaining how the bronzes are made and some of the challenges encountered in creating, installing and maintaining public artworks. No one should miss this tour. So make a note, take the time; it will enrich your understanding and appreciation of our unique and wonderful town. Be there...Tuesdays at 9:30am on the beach side at Hotel Rosita. Free with suggested donation to the Los Mangos Library.

lain Perreault’s second matinee at the Palm just finished with a well-deserved standing ovation; I did not see an unhappy face leave the theatre. Everyone enjoyed Alain’s song choices and all loved hearing his first-hand accounts of rubbing shoulders with the likes of Liza Minnelli and Andy Warhol. This afternoon’s performance – Alain’s second, with two more to come – had a number of changes, the most significant was introducing Andrea Mottura as an actress. Vallarta has fallen under the spell of her voice with partner Luis, the other half of Bohemia Viva, now in their third season at The Palm. I found Andrea completely believable in the role of P.T. Barnum’s wife in a vignette from the musical Barnum. She never took her eyes off Alain’s face as he sang about his love of big, bold colors. It was an enchanting duet. Alain’s enthusiasm in recalling where he walked, what stopped him in his first tracks in New York City, his first play, places he

ate between shows, stories of bumping into famous Broadway stars, is ceaseless throughout the entire production. To me Alain truly shone singing Send in the Clowns. It was obvious the lyrics were so important to him and his delivery brought tears to more than only my eyes. An interesting mish-mash closed the show. Beautifully. You can hear it yourself February

29th, 4 pm at the Palm. I have to mention the incredible Jean-Guy Comeau on piano and perfect harmony; he is a joy to watch play. Mario Garcia, a fine percussionist, kept everyone in time; he is never, ever obtrusive - a rarity among drummers. Thank you, Alain, for inviting us to join your fun trip down memory lane… er, no…I mean, down Broadway – it was a blast!

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Non-stop entertainment at The Palm By Beverly Fairfax

The Kim Kuzma Songbook

ost people know Kim Kuzma, the popular Canadian vocalist, through her many years of performing in Puerto Vallarta and her ongoing live Acústico show that is currently playing all season at The Palm. Gypsy/Latin guitars, tight percussions, exciting mashups and an extraordinary rhythm section come together to provide some of the best live entertainment available throughout the Banderas Bay area. In this one-time presentation on Saturday, January 16 at 4:00 p.m., Paco Ojeda puts his trademark irreverent style to good use, exploring the repertoire Kim has performed throughout the years, paying special attention to the music in Acustico II, her latest CD. By taking a closer look at the songs and composers she has chosen for the project, we will attain a deeper

appreciation for the music, and the performer as well. “Paco Ojeda is a remarkable, intelligent and irreverent host, who stealthily educates us on his themed topic under the guise of sophisticated and often hilarious entertainment.” — John Amodeo, Cabaret Scenes Magazine

Luna Rumba – CD Release Luna Rumba is a world music group, featuring Cheko Ruiz on vocals and guitar, George “Geo” Uhrich on violin, mandolin, flamenco and electric guitars, Alex Gonzalez on percussion, and Luis Rascon on electric and acoustic bass, cello and vocals. A tapestry of Latin Fusion, Gypsy Flamenco, Arabic Melodies, Cuban Rhythms, Celtic Riffs and Latin Jazz, their shows are a celebration of musical fusion, human diversity and creativity. Their next show will be on Friday, Jan. 8 at 7:00. “They are so hot, you will need a fire extinguisher.” - Gary R. Beck

“They are so hot, you will need a fire extinguisher.” Gary R. Beck Following the success of their first CD, that won three international awards, including Best Latin CD at the Independent Music Awards, Luna Rumba has put together a new collection of original songs and covers. Their new CD ‘LIVE’ is a great collector’s item too, featuring the amazing artwork of local artist Francine Peters on the cover, depicting the street scene in front of The Palm, where some of the recordings were made. In addition to their Jan. 8th show, a special CD Release Party and two shows will be held on January 22 at 7:00 & 9:30. The 9:30 show will be a special VIP performance (with limited seating) of the new CD, and a dance party where audience members will be able to get up and dance to the

entertainment Rob Knight Keeps Elvis’ Memory Alive Around The Bay

music of Luna Rumba during the show! Both shows are very likely to sell-out, so best to reserve early.

Now Playing at The Palm Renowned vocalist and celebrity impersonator Steven Brinberg starring in his critically acclaimed show ‘Simply Barbra & Friends’ is now playing through Jan.18. Steven’s uncanny ability to look, talk and sing LIVE, just like Barbra Streisand, as well as impersonating some of her celebrity friends, has delighted audiences all over the world. Amy Armstrong pairs with Bohemia Viva in their popular music and comedy show ‘Spanglish’ now playing through Jan. 29. Amy’s powerful vocals blended with the sensuous harmonies of Luis and Andrea, plus a healthy dose of hilarious comedy, make this show a must-see! Vallarta’s Argentinian sweethearts also continue with their own show, featuring sizzling Latin rhythms and acoustic harmonies. They will welcome Andrea’s younger brother, accomplished Argentinian guitarist Oscar Castellano, to join them for a few performances beginning Jan. 16 at 7:00 pm. Latcho & Andrea; The Blond Gypsies return Jan.19 & 29 at 7:00 with their authentic and romantic Gypsy Rumba and Flamenco guitars. Latcho & Andrea play all season at The Palm. A full calendar of performances, information and online tickets are available at www.ThePalmPV. com. You can also find the Palm on Facebook at The Palm Cabaret and Bar.

By: Debbie White

simple heart-felt tribute to an icon such as Elvis Presley can be a very powerful and moving experience. Rob Knight is a Canadian expat who is keeping Elvis' music and memory alive in PV with his simple, yet compelling Elvis tribute shows. Wednesday night, I caught his Elvis: The Concert Years show at a theater in Old Town, Puerto Vallarta. Donned from head to toe in an authentic costume that had been made by one of Elvis' own tailors, Rob looked very much the part. He considers himself a tribute artist rather than an impersonator, which I really liked. This gives him the freedom to talk about Elvis in the 3rd person and present the audience with interesting and detailed descriptions of the life, times and music of "the King of Rock n' Roll." Rob Knight is a talented, versatile entertainer who could do any number of musical interpretations, but I'm thrilled that he's chosen to channel the music, style and life of Elvis Presley. The variety of songs from pop to country to inspirational was fantastic. Elvis did all these genres of music in his shows and Rob took us through the spectrum. One of my favorite parts of the show was when Rob asked a number of guests to pick an Elvis song, which he in turn sang a few a cappella lines from. It was sweet and touching to hear him croon the lines of "Blue Christmas," "Love Me Tender," "Jail House Rock," "Return to Sender" and "Hound Dog." Rob Knight started singing country music at the age of 6 in Alberta, Canada. He joined a country band as his first professional gig and has sung different types of music throughout his career. He is especially partial to "inspirational" music and even sang with the new "Blackwood Brothers,"

a famous gospel group that I remember hearing many years ago back East. After performing years of Elvis tribute shows in Canada, Rob Knight and his wife, moved permanently to PV last year. As I listened throughout Rob's performance to songs like, "Always on My Mind," "Can't Help Falling In Love," "Suspicious Minds," "In The Ghetto," "One Night With You" and "It's Now or Never," I felt overwhelming appreciation for the talent of rock n' roll's greatest artist and the man paying tribute to him. With deep rich tones and soaring vocals, Rob Knight portrays the music and the man very well. Elvis: The Concert Years, features the best of "the King of Rock 'n' Roll" with songs from the 1970's concert years. This show is performed in Puerto Vallarta on Wednesdays at 7:30 pm on January 13, 20; February 3, 10, 17 and March 2, 9, 16, 23. On January 10th, Rob will perform his Elvis Inspirational Gospel show highlighting the beautiful inspirational, spiritual and gospel songs that Elvis loved and turned to during the trials and tribulations in his life. He will be joined for this performance by award winning, Elvis tribute artist, Dino Macris. And on January 17th, Rob will present, This is Elvis, a collection of audience requested songs from Rob's tribute performances over the past 3 years. Rob Knight is also scheduled to perform 2 dinner shows this season at Luna Lounge in Bucerias. Elvis: The Birthday Special will be performed on Jan 8th at 6:30 pm and also features Dino Macris. On February 19th, Rob returns to Luna Lounge with another dinner show called Salute to Elvis Presley. (lunaloungebucerias.weebly.com/) To find out more about Rob Knight or to schedule him for an event or private performance go to www.foreverelvis.ca.

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By Lic Gloria Gonzalez and Lic. Laura Joachin

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y mother enjoyed every minute of her retirement in Puerto Vallarta. She had a difficult time deciding where to live her new life but she made the best decision when she chose Puerto Vallarta. She was also convinced that in this paradise love would knock on her door. And she was not wrong; she found love again with a Mexican gentleman, a good hardworking man with whom he shared the rest of her life. I can say without a doubt that this period of her life was one of the happiest for her. She had so much to give to this beautiful place that she invested in a business, which became very successful; indeed she supported several civil organizations in the area, and even pursued her Mexican nationality! She was so proud when she got it. Feeling financially strong, she bought a beautiful property in Puerto Vallarta, her dream came to life. She was offered a great deal that she could not refuse. This place was held in a trust where she was named the first beneficiary. She renovated her house in Mexican style, including the furniture, “because those last long and are nice looking forever” she said. She told us that she enjoyed sitting in her living room with her husband with a glass of wine before dinner, to have warm long conversations that were never finished as always something left in “the pipeline” for the next day. She invested time and money to achieve what she wanted. And she did. She was like that; tenacious and committed. Later, she learned that a neighbor was selling the adjacent property and she was interested in buying it to expand her home. She thought that as soon as she had received Mexican nationality, which was in process, she would be able to deed it directly to her name and cancel the trust, thus having both pieces of land in her name in one single deed. She negotiated a good deal to purchase the adjoining lot, a huge one, where she planned to extend the house and garden, and plant an orchard. But she was still waiting for the Mexican nationality

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process to be finished, so without hesitation, she decided to buy the lot in the name of her husband. Purchased through a private contract because the lot was at that time still part of an ejido. She was convinced that it was a good idea. She paid in full, was given possession and they raised surrounding walls, and soon, she expanded the house. Now it’s a beautiful property, just as she dreamed about it but she unexpectedly passed away, without having the chance to change the deed to her name. It was a great sorrow to lose a woman with so much energy and love for life. And now I have to face the legal problem that comes. As heir to my mother’s probate, I have a trust that holds a property that occupies one part of a multiple lots, and a part of the building that is split between two lots. And while I have possession of the property, the land is not in my mother´s name, what can I do now?

THIS IS A CASE OF REAL LIFE. The purchase of ejido land in Mexico can cause many problems for foreigners. It is highly recommended to seek advice to verify the legal situation of a property in Mexico before buying it. Consult an expert. Consult at licence Attorney at Law.

t sure doesn’t feel like it’s been a year since I made resolutions that I never did anything about. This year, I decided to get a feel for 2016 before making any resolutions. I just feel like I make really emotional, impulsive decisions when I’m watching fireworks and everyone’s hugging each other. It’s almost like the nostalgia of forty-one other celebrations involving pyrotechnics cause a short-circuiting in my frontal lobe. I’m not really a great decision-maker when I am tired, either. It was easier when the kids were smaller and couldn’t tell time. We just lit some sparklers and told them the New Year started when it got dark out. Nowadays our kids have clocks of their own (darn kindly relatives) and know things. So now I’m up until midnight on New Year’s Eve, when I’m usually in bed and falling asleep to Mad Men episodes by 9:30pm. Not only that, my husband is a musician, which means we are almost never together on New Year’s Eve anymore, not since I had to hang up my cute girlfriend t-shirt and put on the (awesome) pajama uniform you get when you become a parent. So that means I am exhausted and making resolutions with no spousal input. Then, when we finally see each other, around 3am on January 1, I’ve already decided that I am going to follow my childhood dream of (something unrealistic), and he then has to contain the situation. Because no one is going to buy my album, especially not the one of my favorite Debbie Gibson covers. Seriously though, it’s great to feel like you can just turn the page and start over. It’s like you never left the radiator cap off so the car overheated. It’s like you didn’t accidentally leave the door open so the dog

could get out and play around in the neighborhood garbage bin. It’s like your dog didn’t leave garbage all over the street and now everyone hates you (except that everyone still hates you and your car is still in the shop). So today I made some resolutions with a clear head, unsullied by the romance of (Ed. and dangerous) Chinese lanterns floating dreamily over the ocean at midnight. I think it’s important to be practical and specific. If you don’t feel that I’m addressing either one of these ideals, just remember that I could have gone with my original resolution. And then be grateful. I know I am. 1) Work out every day for at least an hour. 2) Stop laughing over 1). 3) Use fewer emojis while texting, because it’s gotten out of hand in my life. Especially the Laughing With Tears face, because it’s almost always a lie. 4) Look up from my phone when I sternly tell my children to get off the electronic devices and do their homework/instrument practice/ human interaction. Maybe even put it down for second. 5) OK, yes, alright, put it away until they are in bed or I’m able to hide for a minute in the bathroom before they come looking for me. 6) Actually plan a creative Halloween costume this year instead of putting on a black t-shirt, Goth eye-liner, and a bracelet that reads “Happy Halloween”. Maybe I’ll even plan out a family costume theme this year. There’s enough time to plan things out so that the children are part of the theme without realizing it until it’s too late. 7) Eat healthy, with no sugar or fat or fun. 8) Eat all the post-Christmas junk food in the house to prepare for 7). 9) Laugh more. Worry less. Watch the sunset. Walk on the pier. Hug my husband three times a day. Tell my kids I love them more than necessary. Live like I’ve left it all behind and moved to Mexico.

What’s your word for 2015?

hat is one word that sums up your 2015? I have been having such a grand time, asking everyone this simple question. The responses I have gotten, have been utterly fascinating to me, people have said words such as; stellar, gratitude, horrible, fantastic, boring, patience. This has been intriguing study for me, to hear each individual

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Eat Simple and Eat “Clean”. The more simply that you eat, the better you will feel. By eating simple combinations of foods you will not only lose weight but you will also experience and achieve the following: • Weight loss • Clear skin • Mental acuity • Reduced stress • Increased energy • Improved immune function • Better digestion • Reduced cravings Not bad for benefits, right? When you add foods that are green to your plate, they nourish your body and give you life. These foods strengthen your immune

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response and watch their disposition change as they reflect on their passing year. When one response was horrible, it was a bit shocking and I found empathy flood my body for that person. However, on the brighter side of things it made me realize that our life is a book of consecutive chapters, 2015 being just one of them; it is just a chapter nothing more, nothing less. Your own free will can sculpt your next chapter with vigor and the excitement of new begin-

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system, providing you with more energy. Choose greens like spinach, swiss chard, and kale to name a few; the darker the better. If you do not like your greens or you are a green newbie, then try starting this step by eating celery, cucumber and lettuce. Remember that veggies are good for you and even taking veggie baby steps is better than nothing! You will see and feel small improvements.

2. Sweat

Exercise is so important for a healthy body. Whether you are running half marathons, working up to a twenty-minute walk around your neighborhood, or if you're like me dancing under a tree; whatever it is, move your body! The benefits of raising your heart rate and getting a little sweaty are countless and proven.

nings. We are all so lucky to be able to embrace 2016 with a refreshing attitude of new beginnings. If last year truly was horrible or spectacular for you, you have two choices. One being keep on keeping on, or make swift drastic changes in your life to shake things up. It truly is up to you, as Albert Einstein says, “The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results.” So, if you want better, you gotta do better - that’s it in a nutshell my friends. A friend suggested trying something new and I am going to take this new project on, inviting you to do the same. I am hoping it will become a family tradition that we will embrace. We will call it the “Celebration of Greatness Jar.” First get a very large glass jar with a lid and every time something fabulous happens to you, or you do something grand, that feels good in your soul, jot it down and drop a note in the jar. Invite everyone in your house to join in on the fun. It will be a new tradition to cele-

brate every year on New Year’s Eve reflecting on all the successes you have had or achieved in the passing year. Call it the “Celebration of the Heart Tradition,” and it will be something to look forward to every year. How fun would that be? This year, I have declared to have more fun and magical experiences, big and small. Why don’t you do the same, so when I ask you what your word is for 2016, and I will, you can shout out to me “UNSTOPABLE.” Homework: Decide what you want your word to be for this next year and come up with a plan to make it happen. Fill your 2016 jar full of happy moments. Rhonda is a REALTOR, Author & Motivational Speaker. She is dedicated to helping you find your right and perfect “lifestyle.” Check her out at www.rhondazaratelifestyle or on her Facebook Blog “ Rhonda Zarate Lifestyle & Real Estate.

Find a form of exercise you like because it’s not fun if you have to talk yourself into it every single day. Try running, walking, dancing, fitness videos, yoga, or a sign up for a new class at your gym. Variety is key to stay motivated and interested. A good schedule could look like: 2-3 cardio sessions per week (i.e., running, dancing, cycling, Zumba), 2 strength training sessions per week, and one mind/body class (i.e., Pilates, yoga or TRX). Beginners should strive for three workouts per week, 20-30 minutes per session. Experienced, very active adults should have a goal of 6 workouts per week, 60 minutes per session. Each week should have a rest day. Exercise also burns calories, in turn lowering your weight, which I am guessing will also make you a happier person. Sweating out your body’s toxins will give you more mental clarity, clearer skin, more energy and a healthier body – yup, turning you into a happier person!

HUGE health benefits. I recommend clients try deep breathing exercises, sitting quietly with a cup of tea or a book (just ten minutes will make a difference here), meditation, prayer, journaling, visualization exercises, reading over personal goals you have written out, sitting outside in the sun, or going for a quick walk are just a few ideas to get you started. You'll be amazed by the immediate results you'll receive.

3. Stress Reduction

Try to practice stress reduction at least 10 minutes per day. There are many options for this activity. Just like with exercise you need to find the one that works for you. As little as 10 minutes per day of doing something to relax has

4. Food, my secret weapon

Food can either make you glow and give you endless energy, or it can make you feel tired, bloated and generally blah. So my #4 secret tip is the gift of Healthy Foods & Clean Eating. Clean Eating is about giving your body a rest from the typical foods that you eat everyday. Look for local, fresh, vibrant colors in your food. A lot of fruits, veggies, seeds, nuts, legumes, grains. Think NATURAL, think WHOLE.

5. Be a Label Detective

For the next week, before you eat something from a package or put something into your shopping cart I want you to READ THE LABEL. If you see a list of ingredients you cannot pronounce, let alone spell – put it down and walk away. If your grandmother would not recognize those ingredients, put

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it down and walk away. So many foods have pretty packaging with nice words like ‘healthy’, ‘low-fat’, and ‘whole grain’. Unfortunately, that is just the marketing. The truth resides in that food label. All of those man-made chemicals and additives are keeping you from attaining your goals. Most healthy, whole foods do not come with labels at all – think fruits and vegetables, natural foods. This is where the fuel for your body is. Start with the labels and see how your choices become clearer and clearer. You've got this!

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Daniel Gómez

aniel Gómez is lanky, tall and in his words, kind of “spacey”. “I do have a habit of walking into the classrooms at school and just going to the corner to be alone. So, I guess people think that I don’t want to be around them, but that’s not really the case, I’m just in my head thinking a lot.” And he is indeed a very thoughtful 22-year-old young man. Probably in part due to his expansive worldview. Having lived on both sides of the U.S./Mexican border, he has a deep understanding of both cultures. “I was born in the northern part of Michoacán, but my father’s family is from Jalisco. My mom is from the United States. She and I moved up to a small town in Washington (Port Townsend) when I was 11-years-old.” “After high school, I really started to miss Mexico, and my family down here. I finished one year of college in Washington, and then decided to come down to finish my studies.” There are some big differences between attending university in Mexico and the U.S. In the States, a student can easily hold down a part-time job and attend classes, but that is pretty much non-existent here, due to the low wages, and the grueling work schedules in Vallarta. “I had a friend here at school who was trying to work in a local café and she was earning so little, that she felt like it wasn’t worth the hassle of trying to do both. “I have another classmate who looks so tired everyday. He works in a hotel full-time, and then takes classes at night.” Universidad Arkos, where both Daniel and his good friend Cheyenne Quesenberry study, is one of the first universities here in Vallarta, and has an excellent reputation. Graduates are pretty much guaranteed a position after obtaining their diploma. Too, the tuition is pretty reasonable (by U.S. standards). Daniel’s degree of Business/ Tourism mixes up the curriculum

so that the students learn some hands-on skills like cooking and bartending. Which makes it very well rounded and provides a good set of skills for working in management or for starting a business. Universdad Arkos also has a volunteer project requirement, that pulls together all of the various students studying on different tracks. This transdisciplinary curriculum approach is unique, and Arkos prides itself in being one of the few universities in Mexico to use this method. “In the past the transdisciplinary projects have included work with local orphanages, cleaning of the beach or other public spaces, turtle release, etc. This year we decided to do something different. One of my classmates, whose family is from the local rural pueblo of Morelos, proposed a new idea, and asked that it be considered for the project. She’d been making weekly treks out to the village to visit her family and had noticed that the elementary school was in dire need of some help. Student attendance was dropping, and it looked like this essential resource might soon close due to lack of local support. “The whole place was rundown, and there was really nothing appealing about it. We went in and planted trees, painted, added some sun shade by putting a tarp over the play area and brought some soccer balls and supplies.”

“Even though our main focus was to fix up the school aesthetically we also wanted to bring along some good spirit, get these few kids a more excited about school, and about going there every day and learning. And it was also for the teachers, so they would be more excited about being there and teaching.” “During our time in Morelos, our activities towards fixing up the school included planning the project in collaboration with other classes. We had to carry out the project from beginning to end, making sure everything turned out perfectly. “We ensured the realization of the project by dividing into smaller work groups and handled everything including collecting the materials required, transporting them, scheduling work groups, preparing the food for all of us and the Morelos community, and promoting our project to gain sponsorship from businesses. They had a lot of support from the local community, who assisted in the beautification of the school. Parents, kids and teachers showed up to pitch in. Volunteerism was always encouraged by Daniel’s mother. “We would help out someone whenever we could and would try to give back to our community in whatever way possible up Washington. In the U.S. volunteering and charity work are a big part of the culture. Which is something that I really like about the states.” Daniel is just finishing up his degree, and has plans to return to the U.S. “There are more opportunities up there, and I get nostalgic for the cool weather. I’m really glad that I decided to come down here to get my degree. My Spanish is now 100%, and I’ve met some great people.”

Picture: Daniel on far right “2a Posada CEUARKOS” School Event we organized ourselves for our final project

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The Doctor Is In

he costs of health care in the U.S. have risen astronomically over the last several years. Recently there have been numerous TV news reports and articles written about “innovative” efforts to help keep costs down. One of these involves having nurse practitioners on site in pharmacies to take vital signs, evaluate patients for more routine things like colds and flu, and issue some prescriptions. Seems like a good idea. Fewer people will seek out expensive Urgent Care or clog up Emergency rooms, but I’m not sure how innovative it is. You see, here in Mexico, many pharmacies have been doing something similar for years. You’re here on vacation, enjoying yourself and suddenly one morning you wake up with a bad cough, an upset stomach or mystery rash. Just enough of a problem to throw a monkey wrench into your plans for the day. What if I told you that you could see a doctor for less than two dollars? Well, it’s true. You may have noticed those signs next to pharmacies saying “consultario” (consultation) or “consulta medica” or maybe you overheard someone on a bus mention “doc in a box”. These mini-clinics are staffed by medical doctors who give a few hours of their time to provide a valuable service in the community. They also have their own private practices. Best of all, these consultations are practically free. Until recently, most charged only thirty pesos (less than two dollars at today’s exchange rate), but some are now up to thirty five pesos. What a bargain! Does this make you a little nervous? Relax; it is a simple and efficient process. There may be a tiny waiting room, three or four seats, or a short line outside. If you see other foreigners like yourself, you can be reasonably sure that the doctor speaks English. When it is your turn, you will enter a clean, well-lit area. The doctor will inter-

view you briefly and depending on your complaint, may conduct an examination. Fees will be collected and medications (if required) will be dispensed. The routine varies slightly from one clinic to another but the essential elements are the same. Once about twenty five years ago, and long before I knew about “doc in a box”, my husband and I were here on vacation. One morning while out for a jog, I tripped over some rusty wire and made an impressive three point landing on a graveled walkway. Luckily, we were right in front of a tiny restaurant where two women were getting ready to start their day. Rushing outside, they took a good look at the nasty abrasion running almost the entire length of my forearm. After exchanging knowing nods, they ushered me inside. While we watched mesmerized, they applied a poultice of sugar and water to my wound. At the time, I spoke virtually no Spanish but they reassured me with sign-language that as the poultice dried it would draw out any infection and leave the area well healed. And it did. To this day, I can’t drive by that spot without thinking about those two remarkable women who didn’t hesitate to help a stranger in need. There are many folk medicine traditions in Mexico but I’m not suggesting you look up the local shaman if you feel sick. Don’t let a minor ailment ruin a good time. If the need arises, check out the local pharmacy mini-clinic, and see a doctor. You’ll not only feel better, you’ll have an interesting story to tell your friends back home.

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ola a todos! As we roll into the New Year, January is jam packed with entertainment and live music, events and non-profit fundraisers. The craziness cometh as the annual Bucerias Patron Saint Festival is from January 16th to January 24th. Every pueblo has a nineday festival. The streets of Bucerias will fill up with carnival rides (mainly along Mexico Ave.) and every vendor you can think of! At the end of the festival on the 24th is the Blessing of the Boats, the “Day of Our Lady of Peace”. Fishermen come over in their decorated pangas from La Cruz to Bucerias and go on land one by one with their offerings to the Virgin at the Church of Our Lady, and the fleet is blessed by the priest for a prosperous and safe fishing year. The last night has a big celebration and fireworks, with a man dressed as a bull with fireworks attached to him as he runs and chases folks around the square.. CRAZY FUN!

Non-Profit FUN… John Ozzello Memorial Food Bank has rescheduled the Chili Cook-Off to a day in March, and we will be keeping you posted on that. FREE Spay and Neuter Clinics… You can catch the end of a Punta de Mita Clinic at the Corral Del Risco Community Center January 6-9th and volunteers are always needed. Please contact Leslie Caratachea

at 322-111-1435. There is also a FREE Spay and Neuter clinic coming up on January 13-16th (Wed thru Sat) from 9am to 2pm and from 9am to noon on Saturday in Bucerias at the (former) Bucerias Bilingual Community Center located on Av. 16th of Septiembre, just south of Matamoros. (Go up Matamoros two streets and make a right on Septiembre.) The clinic is sponsored by a group of Bucerias residents who wish to remain anonymous. Harold and Sue Sokolove are helping to make all of this happen and they need volunteers for the mornings. If you can help please contact Harold.Sokolove@ Gmail.com For any questions on either clinic contact Amy Welch at amywelchpdx@comcast.net Gloria’s Place Fashion Show and Luncheon / Amigos de La Cruz Fundraiser is coming up on January 19th at Xocolatl by Robertos Restaurant in La Cruz. The Benefit is for the local schools in La Cruz. Music will be by singer / guitarist Ivan Antillon, who plays with the New Coyotes. He is amazing! Tickets are 300 pesos and you can get them at Gloria’s Place, located across from Philos Bar in La Cruz, or at the Amigos booth at the La Cruz Sunday Market at the Marina, or contact a La Cruz Amigo, or Gloria at gloriamarie2002@yahoo. com. Loving Arms Orphange…If you have never heard of Loving Arms Orphanage, these folks are

amazing. Loving Arms exists to be an advocate for orphans and impoverished families in the Bay Area. The LOVE in loving arms ensure the children are cared for, protected and loved by meeting their needs. An unfortunate accident left nine children motherless and in the streets. They were found by the members of what is now Loving Arms Orphanage. Now, two years later the six youngest siblings live in Loving Arms Orphanage and receive all of the support they need to thrive, including medical and dental needs, social skills, English lessons, and most importantly the love and support they need in a family environment under the

Loving Arms AC umbrella. The first Fundraiser is being held on January 27th at Martoca Beach Garden in Bucerias. Music will be performed by Trio Enlace and by Paul Thain, Elvis tribute artist. Tickets are currently sold out, however, they are working with the venue to accommodate more people. “A huge thank you to the community for the early support of the children in Loving Arms. We look forward to the partnership with Tierra de Ninos to ensure ongoing and up to date educational support is offered. Preparing the children with a solid education in academics and social skills will certainly help prepare each child to be indepen-

dent and ready for future opportunities.” 100% of the proceeds from the event will go to the operational day to day running of Loving Arms. For more information please contact Brenda Power, Director of Operations at 322-298-2024.

birds. There are over 500 species, different observation routes and a cultural festival at the port.

ttes, Golden Ganga, La Hora de La Hora, Insoul and Mexican Juligans.

With SO MANY events, shows and nonprofit fundraisers going on please take a look at the http:// www.alllacruz.com/la-cruz-de-huanacaxlte-calendar and the http:// www.allbucerias.com/calendar . Thanks so much for tuning in and many blessings for your week! For any questions or comments please contact me at Cat@RivieraNayaritFun.com

January Events Around Nayarit

he Riviera Nayarit is kicking off the New Year with all kinds of fun events from cultural, and artistic to sports, environmental, religious and much more! Here’s a look at what’s coming up in January. Mark your calendar! Vallarta Cup Race Series (January 9, 16, 23 and 30) Saturdays in January belong to this series of nautical competitions that ply the waters of Nuevo

Vallarta. Every weekend there’s a friendly race with a corresponding theme party at night to welcome in the New Year by sailing with friends. Patron Saint Festivities for Our Lady of Peace (January 16-24) Our Lady of Peace is the patron saint of fishermen, and this religious festivity in her honor takes place in the town of Bucerías. It includes a fun verbena and plenty of cultural

activities, among them, a maritime pilgrimage from La Cruz de Huanacaxtle all the way to Bucerías with dozens of boats escorting the Peace Torch. International Migratory Bird Festival (January 26 to February 2) One of the most important bird watching and conservation festivals on the continent is held in San Blas, one of the best-known areas for endemic, resident and migratory

Sayulita Festival (January 27-31) Laidback and luscious, the Pueblo Mágico of Sayulita offers movies, music, drinks and surfing. The last weekend of the month is a full-on party weekend and this year the concert is going to be stellar: think Kinky, Le Butchere-

Art Festival (Saturdays) Every Saturday in high season head down to the Malecón (Boardwalk) at the Marina Nuevo Vallarta where you’ll enjoy a festival chock full of painting, sculpture and music among many other artistic impressions in a fun, family atmosphere. The meeting point is at the Estudio Café.

spca of puerto vallarta

16 By Janice Gonzalez

e always like to start the new year off with a word from our President, Janice Chatterton. “It was a good year with 264 dogs rescued this year and 244 adopted. We also rescued 48 cats and adopted 27 but have

had many challenges with disease in our cat population. One of the most positive events of the year was the purchase of the entire 2 acre lot where the sanctuary is located. The land has been cleared and fencing is in progress. It will be a great space for many of the dogs

to roam freely during the day and, therefore, offer them a lot of relief from stress. We again would like to thank our vet Ana and those dedicated staff members for making such a difference in the health and well-being of the animals. It is their love and care that enables these abandoned and abused animals

to recover both physically and emotionally. The recovery of dogs such as Nina, who came to us totally paralyzed earlier this year, is due to their efforts. Nina suffered neurological damage from some unknown cause. It was through the efforts of the vet and staff in the quarantine area that she was encouraged to try to move first her head and then slowly the rest of her body. The staff gave her massages and exercise every 30 minutes during the day until her muscles grew strong and the connections in her brain were reestablished. Now Nina is walking. We know that without the dedicated and caring vet and staff, and her own great will, brave Nina would not have accomplished this incredible feat. We also grow in our knowledge of both behavior and medical issues with the animals. This year we again were privileged to have the animal

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behaviorist Steve Dale from Chicago visit who shared with us and our trainer his extensive knowledge of animal behavior. Steve was deeply touched by the compassion he saw shown for the animals when he first visited the sanctuary last year and he shares our story with his extensive following in his syndicated newspaper column and radio show. The organization continues to grow stronger every year as more dedicated volunteers join our efforts. There are always challenges and setbacks but together we meet them head on and learn from them. We would like to announce that Bruce and Carole Thom along with the help of Robin McCaffry of Edmonton have taken over and are now running the Alberta branch of our sister organization in Canada, PVCA Animal Rescue. The animals going there are lucky to have such dedicated and loving people to look out for their welfare. None of us could do this work alone. It is the support of the entire organization that enables us to continue our work of saving and bringing relief to the suffering of these animals. Thank you to the many that donate both financial support and donations of supplies. Thank you to our volun-

teers including foster homes, volunteers that visit the sanctuary, tour volunteers, those that do home checks, transport animals to Canada and transport kennels back to us, transport coordination and those that meet animals at the airport and get them to their homes, crate coordinators, those that write our ads and post them, write the newsletter and much, much more. There are so many of you I do not want to risk leaving a name out but do know we truly appreciate each and every one of you and honor your love and compassion that compels you to do this work. Together we are the SPCA and together we will continue to create miracles!” To see our animals available for adoption, visit our Facebook page at www. facebook.com/spcapv. Go to Photos where you will also find individual Albums for all the animals available as well as a bit of their history. To make donations via PayPal, select the "Donate" option on our Facebook page www.facebook.com/ spcapv or on our website at http://spcapv.com/donate/. Get involved…rescue, adopt, foster, volunteer, donate or educate. Contact us at spcapv@gmail.com. You can learn more about the SPCA Puerto Vallarta by checking us out at www.spcapv.com/home or on Facebook.

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Marsol Friday Market by the Pier

ince December 2014 the Marsol Friday market has continued every Friday morning to offer a great variety of specialty products offered by local vendors.

Most items are created and produced by the vendors, but this market allows the resale of things such as vintage jewelry, original art, posters, cards, decorative items for the

home, furniture, T-shirts and handicrafts from around Mexico. You will find a wide selection of different types of jewelry such as sterling silver with natural stones, brass and bronze jewelry, ethnic bracelets, sculptures, hats, handmade and painted clothing, Oaxaca clothing and textiles, candied nuts and fruit, leather goods and bags, maps, tours, carved wood figures, Huichol art, toys, whimsical metal figures from found objects, boxes, hand painted tiles, massage, treats and accessories for your dogs, and a large selection of gift items.

Specialty foods include blue corn tostadas and empanadas, tamales, Italian specialties, chili, tacos, food to take home, coffee, juices, English muffins, delicious pastries and rich chocolate candies. Located inside the spacious lobby of the Hotel Marsol you are protected from the sun and rain and you can enjoy live music and pick up free copies of the local English papers. Join us every Friday from 9.30am to 1.30pm at Francisca Rodriguez 103 next to Las Velas Pier in the Romantic Zone. Email: marsolmarket@ gmail.com

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MARSOL FRIDAY MARKET OPEN EVERY FRIDAY 9:30-1:30 P.M. SPECIALTY FOOD, PASTRIES, ART, HANDICRAFTS, JEWELRY, CLOTHING, LEATHER, T-SHIRTS, DOG TREATS, GIFTS, HOME DÉCOR MARSOL HOTEL LOBBY FCA. RODRIGUEZ 103 NEXT TO LAS VELAS PIER, OLAS ALTAS

“Remodeling and Renovations”

Juarez 599 El Centro 322 222 1383, 322 111 6359 www.colibridesignvallarta.com galeriacolibri@gmail.com

Home Tours!

Supporting local charities Home Tours depart every Tue. & Wed. at 10:30 a.m. from Sea Monkey Restaurant (just south of Rio Cuale and Molino de Agua condos on the beach at Aquiles Serdán)!! $500 pesos

Tickets for all tours go on sale at 9 a.m. the day of the tour at Sea Monkey Restaurant. For advance ticket purchases and more details go to : ifctoursforvallarta.com or call

(322) 222 5466

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Real Estate Review - 2015 By Brock Squire Coldwell Banker – La Costa Realty

verall, 2015 was a generally good year for the property market in Puerto Vallarta However, the market has seen a distinct diversion between single family home/villa sales and multi-unit condominium sales. Here is how it breaks down:

Condominiums

First the good news. Here are some highlights… * Condo sales increased by 10% over 2014 – 318 units vs 289 units in 2014. * Average prices increased by almost 7% - US$293,000 to US$313,000 in 2015. * The current inventory of condominium units on the market dropped by about 11% - 1033 at the end of 2014 vs 917 end of 2015. * The Absorption Rate (the time it would take for the current supply of units on the market to be sold) dropped from about 44 months to about 32 months – about a 37% drop. A ‘healthy’ Absorption Rate is typically said to be about 6 months and does not take into account ‘new’ units coming to market. So while we are not yet out of the woods economically for condominiums, we are definitely going in the right direction. Also, it is important to remember that these are measures for the entire condominium market from Rincon de Guayabitos to the North to Boca de Tomatlan to the South. Of course there are pockets in the market where sales and supply are brisk and limited – Romantic Zone – and

Mailing Stuff from Abroad-Tax Traps for the Unwary

where they are more sluggish and plentiful – Nuevo Vallarta.

Detached Houses/Villas And the not so good news…. * Home sales were flat in 2015 compared to 2014 – exactly 87 units each year. * Average prices increased by almost 22% - US$415,000 to US$509,000 in 2015. * The current inventory of houses/ villas on the market increased by about 14% - 854 at the end of 2014 vs 974 end of 2015. * The Absorption Rate (the time it would take for the current supply of units on the market to be fully absorbed) jumped from about 59 months to about 77 months – a 30% increase. While this is certainly not great news there are some lights that are showing up in this part of the market but there is clearly a phenomenal over-supply of single-family houses and villas overwhelming our market based upon these numbers. Read – serious buyers’ market!

So why are condos selling and houses not? The answer lies in the historical shape of our market over the past 12 to 15 years when a lot of new houses were being built and sold – large and small – by Boomers looking for ‘multi-generational’ properties for them to enjoy with their kids and grandkids. These were not just for Mom and Dad; they were for the whole family to enjoy. Fast forward to today and Mom and Dad are now retired, or about to, the kids have grown and

Flower of the Week

by Orlando Gotay, Tax Attorney

are doing their own thing and the parents are looking after this large house that they have too much money tied up in. Time to take some money off the table. Sell the big house, and buy a condo and use the difference for something else. So what we are seeing is a cycling out of houses and into less expensive and easier to maintain, condos. The demographics have spoken – or at least are speaking, but is the market really listening? Apparently not yet. The reality is that this situation is not going to get better in the short or medium term until there is a serious adjustment in the demographics – not soon – or, the overall price structure in the single family home market changes (drops!) sufficiently enough to induce new buyers back into the detached housing market in Vallarta. Stay tuned! All statistical information used herein has been derived from AMPI/FLEX MLS system which is deemed to be correct but in no way guaranteed by the writer or Coldwell Banker.

by Sandra Cesca

African Tulip Tree Tulipán Africano (Spanish) Spathodea campanulata

he African Tulip Tree is now just starting to bloom. A large ornamental tree up to 80 feet, it is a hybrid native from Africa and the only one of its kind. The large red orange flowers are edged with yellow and look like tulip blossoms, thus its name. The seeds are edible, the wood is used for carving and making drums and the bark has laxative and antiseptic properties. This plant is one of over 200 found in Sandra’s color-coded guidebook, Tropical Plants and

Walks of Puerto Vallarta. Available at the Vallarta Botanical Garden’ gift shop www.vbgardens.org, Page in the Sun Bookstore, and

from Sandra at the Marsol Farmer’s Market on Fridays. Information on her many area walks can be found at: www.escaperoutevallarta.com.

hen dealing with tax matters, a critical issue is timely filing and paying whatever is required. When I was a kid, I remember going with my dad—and many others—to the post office late at night on April 15 for the coveted postmark. Did you know? The ‘regular’ deadline for 2016 (2015 returns) is April 18. The 2-month automatic extension for filers from abroad takes us to June 20. A U.S. postmark with a date on or before the due date makes the return timely filed, or the payment timely made. What about a foreign postmark? What about private delivery services? For tax returns and payments, the IRS will consider as valid a foreign postmark that bears the date the item was mailed. There is a myth that the IRS has postmark reader machines. Truth is that the IRS conducts test mailings to its different centers. Mail arriving within the time “windows” is opened, envelope discarded, and the filing is treated as timely. Anything arriving after will have the envelope attached to the return when processed, and a human will actually look at the postmark. If you have mailed anything from Mexico, you know how speedy it is. Count on needing that postmark to prove that the mailing was done by the date due. If you are close to a deadline, do not drop off the item at a mail slot. Take it to the counter and ask for the postmark to be placed right then and

there. Mexico also offers “track and trace” (similar to USPS delivery confirmation). When it comes to U.S. Tax Court, the benefit of postmark date as filing date is only for U.S. postmarks. Foreign postmarks do not count and may put your Tax Court filing in grave danger of being untimely and dismissed outright. Get someone to mail this in the U.S. or with enough time to make absolutely sure it is received by the Tax Court in time. Tax Court mail gets irradiated (remember the anthrax scare?) so that will add risky time to a delivery. There are specific types of Private Delivery Services that can be used for both the IRS and Tax Court filings. These count as ‘timely filed’ as of the date the item is with the delivery company. The IRS website specifies both company and the type of service that qualifies. Of note, only specific FedEx and UPS delivery types are designated. DHL is not on the list anymore. When it comes to tax matters, timeliness is paramount. You bear the risk of losing if you don’t heed. Orlando Gotay is a California licensed tax attorney (with a Master of Laws in Taxation) admitted to practice before the IRS, the U.S. Tax Court and other taxing agencies. His love of things Mexican has led him to devote part of his practice to the tax matters of U.S. expats in Mexico. He can be reached at tax@orlandogotay.com.

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Events Around the Bay If you have an event you would like to publicize, please email editor@vallartatribune.com. January 11 Monday night at the Movies showing ‘Double Indemnity’ free popcorn, cash bar $40 pesos tix with funds going to the IFC charitable works. Doors 6:30, movie 7pm. At the IFC Clubhouse. More info: ifcvallarta.com

Turn-key Luxury: Oceanview condo in Centro

January 12 Purr Project’s Fashion Show and Brunch 10:30 a.m. at Daiquiri Dick’s $300-peso ticket price will include a three-course brunch (with mimosas!), beautiful fashions from Sucesos Boutique, La Santa Boutique, Serafina, and Flirts Skirts, jewelry by Sonia Bormann, and much more—and a raffle for great prizes! Tix at Daiquiri Dick’s or by contacting Marilyn Khan at exkhan@usfamily.net.

ool function. Sophisticated style. Luxurious minimalism. You'll get it all – over 1800 sq. ft. and a view that overlooks Banderas Bay and Puerto Vallarta's spectacular skyline – with this spacious two-bedroom/ two-bath condo in Torre Allende. Unit #6, with its refreshing palate of whites, greys and purples, is tucked on the mountain side of the downtown area. In fact, it's in El Cerro (Spanish for “The Hill”) which keeps busy city streets far away enough for quiet living and close enough to catch a taxi to the exciting nightlife. The hillside to the left is a natural reserve, making Torre Allende a scenic and environmentally-friendly place to live. Tropical breezes pass gently through the open-air design, keeping the condo cool in the winter and summer seasons. The condo features an open-air, European-style kitchen. With gorgeous dark wood cupboards, granite countertops and stainless steel appliances, this space is perfect for whipping up traditional Mexican dishes made from farmto-table ingredients. For added convenience, the built-in bar in the kitchen is perfect for mixing up poolside margaritas, ice cold cervezas and just-made chips and

guacamole! (Plus, you'll never find these amenities at a better price point.) The living spaces – both the living and dining room as well as the patio – blend seamlessly for indoor and outdoor entertaining. Once you're outside, the pool and deck area become the highlight for day and night time enjoyment. To add to the luxury, Unit #6 is the only condo in the building with direct access to the pool and deck. This means that you'll save extra trips to and from the pool, making your outdoor time all the more valuable. The master bedroom has its own view stretching across the Banderas Bay and the common area pool. The guest room is designed for privacy, giving loved ones a quiet area for rest and relaxation. Plus, with minimal effort, you could add an office or a third bedroom for visiting friends and family. What truly catches your breath is how much space there is with which to play. While the current owners have decorated the home with modern furnishings, it would be just as easy to display all

of your art on the broad expanse of walls, taking advantage of the ample natural light, custom lighting and recessed ceiling. Outside, the back terrace features a stainless steel BBQ and private space with orchids, palms and ferns. Condominium Torre Allende itself is a modern building (built in 2008) with only 16 units. It has a large common area in the front which allows for a front row viewing of Vallarta's famous sunsets. At three times the size and a third of the cost of a similar condo in Vancouver, BC, this $199,000 unit is an investor's dream. What's more, it's a turn-key listing, meaning everything from the contemporary furniture to the modern-day appliances is yours. Unit #6 is move-in ready! Simply unpack your bags, blend a beverage, grab a towel and head for the pool. To schedule a tour or learn more about making Unit #6 your “home sweet home” in Puerto Vallarta, contact Dana & Stella Toll Free: 877.204.7730 Email: dreamteampv@gmail.com

Are you selling your home?Looking for an edge over the competition? Exposure is the key to selling fast and for the best price. Advertise your property with the Vallarta Tribune in print and online! Over 50,000 readers each month with delivery from Mismaloya to Punta Mita and the only paper distributed at the airport in International arrivals. Contact editor@vallartatribune.com to learn more!

January 12 IFC Home Tours. Visit four fabulous homes on a docent-guided tour. Tours start at 10:30am at the Sea Monkey on Aquiles Serdan. Tickets available online at www. toursforvallarta.com. or at the Sea Monkey. Limited seating. January 13 IFC Home Tours. Visit four fabulous homes on a docent-guided tour. Tours start at 10:30am at the Sea Monkey on Aquiles Serdan. Tickets available online at www. toursforvallarta.com. or at the Sea Monkey. Limited seating. January 16 Deja New Fashion Show Luncheon at River Cafe 12:30 pm $300 pesos - advance tickets only. Fashions, three course meal, raffle, silent auction, 50/50, door prizes. Guest entertainer Lorena Peril. All proceeds to Pasitos de Luz Tickets: Deja New, Alexander A Salon, Cassandra Shaw, River Cafe, Nacho Daddy or email Barb at condo211@yahoo.ca January 16 Becas Vallarta Annual Golf Tournament at Vista Vallarta For the Golf Tournament please contact Carlos Fregosa at: 221-0789. January 18 Monday night at the Movies showing ‘Mildred Pierce’ - free popcorn, cash bar $40 pesos tix with funds going to the IFC charitable works. Doors 6:30, movie 7pm. At the IFC Clubhouse. More

info: ifcvallarta.com January 19 IFC Home Tours. Visit four fabulous homes on a docent-guided tour. Tours start at 10:30am at the Sea Monkey on Aquiles Serdan. Tickets available online at www. toursforvallarta.com. or at the Sea Monkey. Limited seating. January 19 Organ, Soprano, Tenor and Trumpet classical music concert 8pm at church of Our Lady of Guadalupe - with ALL proceeds going to the church. All are welcome! January 19 Fiesta Blanca will be the Vallarta Garden Club’s biggest event of the year. It will be a dream in white, flowers, candles, table clothes, and all the glitter and glamor you’ll want for an elegant evening. A leisurely cocktail hour, auctions, music, and a seated dinner at Oscar’s on Isla Cuale. January 19 Fashion Show and Luncheon at Xocolatl by Roberto’s Fun, Fashions, Fajitas, a Margarita & an Auction! Benefit for the Local Schools in La Cruz Starting at 1 pm at ROBERTO'S in La Cruz. Cost: $300 pesos January 20 Becas Vallarta Breakfast at Daiquiri Dick’s 9:30 a.m., $200 pesos per ticket- info and tickets: Suzanne Erikson 221-5599 or Terry Prill 221-5465, or Mariel or Carlos Fregosa 221-0789 January 20 Bingo at Nacho Daddy's at 4:00 pm All bingo games at Nacho Daddy's will be every other Wednesday with card sales beginning at 3:00 pm and bingo at 4:00 pm. Bingo bags over 1000 pesos, raffle tickets for great prizes, final game is a cash blackout bingo with the winner taking home half the pot. All proceeds shared with Pasitos de Luz and Colina Spay and Neuter. January 20 IFC Home Tours. Visit four fabulous homes on a docent-guided tour. Tours start at 10:30am at the Sea Monkey on Aquiles Serdan. Tickets available online at www. toursforvallarta.com. or at the Sea Monkey. Limited seating.

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Recovering from Breast Cancer Breast Reconstruction

ou may have had or are about to have a mastectomy, either because you’ve been diagnosed with breast cancer or are at very high risk of developing it in the future. If so, your doctor may have told you about options to rebuild your breast or breasts — a surgery called breast reconstruction. Typically, breast reconstruction takes place during or soon after mastectomy, and in some cases, lumpectomy. Breast reconstruction also can be done many months or even years after mastectomy or lumpectomy. During reconstruction, a plastic surgeon creates a breast shape using an artificial implant (implant reconstruction), a flap of tissue from another place on your body (autologous reconstruction), or both. It’s normal to feel anxious, uncertain, sad, and mournful about giving up a part of your body that was one of the hallmarks of becoming a woman: a significant part of your sexuality, what made you look good in clothes, how you might have fed your babies. No one can ever take that away from you. Moving forward, you now have the opportunity to determine what you want to have happen next. It’s important to know that while breast reconstruction rebuilds the shape of the breast, it doesn’t restore sensation to the breast or the nipple. Over time, the skin over the reconstructed breast can

become more sensitive to touch, but it won’t be exactly the same as it was before surgery. There are many different reconstruction techniques available. Your healthcare team can talk to you about the options that may be right for you, but it’s in your best interest to do your own research, too. If you know someone else who had reconstruction, you might find it helpful to talk to her about her decision process, her doctors, and her satisfaction with the results. There are two main techniques for reconstructing your breast: • Implant reconstruction: Inserting an implant that’s filled with salt water (saline), silicone gel, or a combination of the two. • Autologous or “flap” reconstruction: Using tissue transplanted from another part of your body (such as your belly, thigh, or back). Autologous reconstruction also may include an implant. You also can choose whether or not to reconstruct your nipple. (In some cases, nipple-sparing mastectomy is possible, which means that your own nipple and the surrounding breast skin are preserved.) Both approaches have advantages and disadvantages, says Frank J. DellaCroce, M.D., F.A.C.S., plastic surgeon and co-founder of the Center for Restorative Breast Surgery. “Just like we have vanilla and chocolate, there are two

‘flavors’ of reconstruction: implants and flaps. That’s it. Implant reconstruction is easier on the front end: an easier surgery, easier to recover from, easier to understand. Flaps are more difficult to perform, more time-consuming, and a longer recovery. But on the back end, things flip. Over time, implants are more prone to problems and often require additional procedures to

correct these problems. Flaps perform better over time; a flap done well should not need more attention over the course of a lifetime. So it’s all a matter of what’s right for the woman and her individual situation.” Choices also may depend on what is available in your area. Over time, plastic surgeons have developed newer techniques for

flap reconstruction that can avoid cutting through muscle at the donor site, such as the belly, or take tissue from different areas of the body, such as the buttocks. Your particular situation will play a role in what reconstruction option works best for you. Guillermo Ramos-Gallardo MD Plastic Surgery Vallarta Medical Center

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Lena Horne - A century long struggle for acceptance By Fred Jacobs

orn 1917 in the Bed-Stuy section of Brooklyn, NY. Her father was a numbers kingpin in gambling and her mother was an actress with a black theatre troupe and traveled extensively. At the age of three her unconventional parents divorced and she was raised mostly by her grandmother. She left school at sixteen and first worked as a chorus girl at the famous Cotton Club in Harlem to help support her family. This club was known for hiring African American entertainers but would still not serve African American customers. Lena struggled to become an entertainer, but she finally earned a part in the Revue “Black Birds of 1939." Then she was hired to join the well-known Charlie Barnet Society Band as a singer. The band was not prejudiced against her but some of their clients were. The deal was annulled. A few years later Horne joined Noble Sissle's Orchestra, with which she toured and with whom she recorded her first record release by Decca Records. Her career advanced when she gave her first solo concert at the exclusive “Carnegie Hall” in Manhattan. The Media had begun to admire her stunning beauty and thrilling voice. She worked the “Café Society Club” in the Village and in 1943 she moved uptown to the fancy Savoy Plaza where she performed for people who appreciated her talent and admired her. Life Magazine raved about her voice. At the same time she was signed by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, becoming the first black performer to sign a long-term contract with a major Hollywood movie studio. The studio did not know how and when to use her. Lena protested against the racial discrimination used against her and fellow black performers. Racial prejudice in the entertainment world was strong until the end of WW II and of course for the

African American public in general through the 1960’s. She was a lifelong Democrat who worked with Eleanor Roosevelt. She was invited frequently to the White House in Washington, DC. Her first movie was “Stormy Weather” in 1943 with the Cab Calloway Band and Kathrine Dunham; the world famous dance Impresario. The song became her trademark song for life. She also filmed ‘Cabin in the Sky’ with the help of Ethel Waters. There was no shortage to her sex appeal but the problem was the color of her skin. She got frustrated with the entertainment world, marrying and having two children with Louis Jones, a civil servant. They tried living in Pittsburg. It lasted three years. She then married Lenny Haydon, the white band leader. The problem was that in California where they lived, mixed marriages were illegal. They had to go to Paris to get married and to keep the marriage a secret in the US. Lena helped the war effort by singing for the colored troops. She was active in marching to Washington in 1960 to stop racial discrimination and was involved in many charities to help those less fortunate.

In the early seventies tragedy struck her personal life. Her son, her father and her brother all died within a year. She withdrew from entertaining for many years. She toured with the Tony Bennett band all over the USA. In 1978 she made her last movie, the “Wiz” with an all star cast of Michael Jackson and Diana Ross. In 1981-82 she made her come-

back in a one lady show. “Lena Horne: the lady and her music.’’ It was a show that ran for almost two years and then toured the US, Canada, England and Sweden. She danced and sang all her famous songs. The public could not get enough. Her record sales sky-rocketed. Lena spend her final years in an apartment on the west side

of Manhattan at the Athorp with other celebrities, she enjoyed the company of her daughter Gail a top journalist and her husband Sidney Lumet, a top movie producer of forty great films. They gave Lena two adorable, grandchildren. Lena passed away in 2010 from heart failure at the age of 93. She will long be remembered as a great entertainer and for what she accomplished to create equality between the races in the USA and the world. She entertained the world for sixty years from 1930 until 1990. She earned three Grammy Awards, including a Life Time Achievement Award in 1989. She also appeared in sixteen major films and staged her own Broadway production. The author of this article had the pleasure of meeting her in person when she and her “secret” husband were at my restaurant in Manhattan in the sixties, to have dinner in privacy. She was an exceptional singer who deserves thanks for the entertainment she provided for many years Fred Jacobs is the author of three books and is a permanent resident of Puerto Vallarta.

now open for dinner Enjoy Live Mariachi All Week except Saturdays

Diners familiar with Hacienda San Angel's stunning views, outstanding cuisine and topnotch service will feel right at home at The Iguana, the new Mexican specialty restaurant at the new Casa Kimberly Hotel; the former homes of Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton that have recently undergone a meticulously luxurious renovation. Reservations only - 322 222 1336 Open for dinner 6-11 pm Zaragoza 445, El Centro, Puerto Vallarta www.casakimberly.com

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Non - Profit and Charitable Organizations For visitors to Puerto Vallarta who wish to support the less privileged in our paradise, this is a list of some of the many organizations that could benefit from such kind gestures. If you would like your organization recognized here, please email details to editor@vallartatribune.com. Acción En La Cruz aid residents of La Cruz de Huanacaxtle by providing provisions in exchange for community services performed.landon5120.wix. com/accionenlacruz Alcoholics Anonymous:

In English Puerto Vallarta Alanon Club - Basilio Badillo 329 recoverpv.com Amazing Grace Missions Assisting families in Magisterio & Progreso with necessities and job training and English. slw2014nv@gmail.com American Legion Post 14: raises resources and manpower to improve facilities needing building maintenance americanlegion14.org Amigos del Magisterio Food delivered directly to workers at the PV dump, their families and schools in Magisterio and Volcanes. Also, food to New Begin-

nings, Pasitos de Luz, and Caritas. 100% of donations to the people, no overhead. amigosdelmagisterio.com lysephilrioux@hotmail.com Asilo San Juan Diego Home for the Elderly Contact: Lupita Sanchez Covarrubias 222-1257 or malupita88@hotmail.com or mexonline.com\asilosanjuandiego.htm Asociación Down - Assistance to persons with Down’s Syndrome – Contact: Ana Eisenring at 224-9577. Banderas Bay Women’s Shelter - Safe shelter for women & children victims of domestic violence. compassionforthefamily.org Becas Vallarta, A.C. – Provides scholarships to high school and university students. Tax-deductible in Mexico and USA. Polly Vicars at (322) 223-1371 or Buri Gray at (322) 221-5285. CANICA - Centre for Children with Cancer. Provides aid for treatment and services including transportation to GDL. Contact Director, Evelia Basañes 322-123-5688. Casa Hogar - A shelter for orphaned, abandoned, disadvantaged or vulnerable children. Luz Aurora Arredondo at 221 1908, c a s a h o ga r _ m a x i m o c o rnejo@hotmail.com Centro Comunitario SETAC-GLBT – Services the GLBT community, inclu-

ding treatment and referrals, education, English classes, HIV testing and counseling. Paco Arjona 224-1974 Clinica de Rehabilitación Santa Barbara - Rehabilitation of the handicapped. Contact: Laura Lopez Portillo Rodriguez at 224-2754. COLINA Spay and Neuter Clinic - Free and by-donation sterilization clinic in Old Town. Only open Saturdays, Contact: cez@rogers.com or 322-104-6609 CompassionNet Impact – Transforming the lives of people living in chronic poverty. Job creation, education, emergency & more. Tax-deductible. Cell: (322) 133-7263 or ric@4compassion.org Corazon de Nina A safe, loving, home-environment for 40+ children and youth rescued from high-risk situations. Donations & volunteers always welcome! Totally self-funded. www. fundacioncorazon.mx Cruz Roja (Red Cross) Handles hospital and emergency service in Vallarta. It is the only facility that is authorized to offer assistance to injured people on the street. Contact: 222-1533, 222-4973 Desayunos para los Niños de Vallarta A.C. Feeding programs, education programs, day care centers for single mothers. 2234311 or 22225 72

Discapacitados de Vallarta, A.C. (DIVAC) association of handicapped individuals dedicated to helping one another. Ivan Applegate at 221-5153. Ecology and Conservation of Whales, AC. National Coordination Network for the Assistance of Entangled Whales. Biol. Astrid Frisch Jordán, Arce #541. Col. La Primavera Puerto Vallarta, Jal. 48325, Mexico, Tel/Fax: (322) 29 37 851 fibbcatalogo@yahoo.com Families At The Dump: Supporting families living in the landfill or garbage dump thru education and sustainable opportunities. familiesatthedump.org Fundacion Punta de Mita LDG. Ana Lilia Medina Varas de Valdés. ana@ fundacionpuntademita.org Tel. (329) 291 5053 Friends of PV Animals Volunteers working to enhance the lives of shelter animals. For info and donations visit friendsofpvanimals.com Grupo Ecológico de Puerto Vallarta: Arq. Luz del Carmen Pérez A cayro_13@ hotmail.com grupoecologico.com Horizonte de Paz: Welcoming shelter for men of all ages who are troubled w/ alcohol & drug addiction. In great need of cash or material resources Contact

MAYNOR Tel 281 0644 horizontedepaz@live.com International Friendship Club - Provides medical, educational and social services to those in need in Puerto Vallarta. www.ifcvallarta.com La Brigada de la Basura: A weekly meeting of neighborhood children to clean Vallarta Streets. Contact Que?Pasa 223-4006 Mexico Ministries & Mission, Inc. raises funds to the poor in Vallarta. Contact Fr. Jack+ 044 322 229-1129 christchurchbythesea.org Navy League - assists in the transportation of donated medical supplies from the U.S., organizes work groups to paint and repair facilities New Life Mexico - Challenging Child Poverty with health and education programs. Philippa Vernon pvp@newlifemexico.com Paraíso Felino AC Refuge and Adoption Centre for cats and kittens in the Bay of Banderas. Luis Donaldo Cel. (322) 120-4092 Pasitos de Luz - substitute home for low income children with any type of handicap, offers rehabilitation services and more. 299-4146. pasitosdeluz.org PEACEAnimals - Free mobile spay/neuter clinic operating 48 weeks a year, primarily in Puerto Vallarta. Tax-deductible. peaceanimals.org

23 Markets and More – Weekly Events in Banderas Bay If you have an ongoing weekly event you’d like to add, email editor@vallartatribune.com TUESDAY Malecon Sculpture Tour – 9:30am Hosted by Gary Thompson. The tour starts at the “Millennium” sculpture next to the Hotel Rosita at the north end of the Malecon. IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 magnificent homes. Buses leave Sea Monkey restaurant, at the foot of Aquiles Serdan, at 10:30am. Cost is $500 pesos. ($30USD) Riviera Farmers Market – Nuevo Vallarta from 9am-2pm WEDNESDAY Forever Spring Farmers Market - 50 Lazaro Cardenas, opposite Sandrinas, Bucerias 9am-1pm Three Hens and a Rooster Market on Carranza 466, Old Town, Puerto Vallarta 9am to 1pm IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 magnificent homes. Buses leave Sea Monkey restaurant, at the foot of Aquiles Serdan, at 10:30am. Artwalk – In the historic center of Puerto Vallarta 6-10pm Art collectors, local residents and interested visitors are invited to discover the great variety and exceptional quality of art available in Puerto Vallarta. Recreactiva –Join in a group bike ride from Marina to the Malecon and back every Wednesday evening starting at 8:45. THURSDAY Bucerias Artwalk from 7-9pm Calle Lazaro Cardenas Live Music and dancing in the Main Plaza, Puerto Vallarta – 6pm Marina Night Market – 6-9:30pm vendors and artisans set up along the marina FRIDAY Marsol Market by the Pier, Puerto Vallarta – 9:30am – 1:30 Sayulita Farmers Market – 9am-2pm SATURDAY Old Town Farmers Market - 9:30am2pm Parque Lazaro Cardenas, Puerto Vallarta Three Hens and a Rooster Market From 9am to 1pm, on Carranza 466, Old Town, Puerto Vallarta Lo de Marcos Tianguis - 9am - 2pm Saturday – Artisans, organics, food Live Music in the Main Plaza, Puerto Vallarta – 6pm SUNDAY La Cruz Farmers Market – La Cruz Marina 9-2pm Recreactiva – 8am-noon – the centre lanes of Francisco Medina are closed to traffic and open to anyone wishing to walk, skate, ride from Hotel Krystal to the Sheraton.

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