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Welcome to Puerto Vallarta

and Riviera Nayarit Here is some advice to make your trip a little easier and more enjoyable.

TIME ZONE: The entire state of Jalisco is on Central Time, as is the southern part of the State of Nayarit starting from Guayabitos in the north.

BUSES: A system of urban buses with different routes can bring you from one end of the bay to the other and all the spots in between.

Current fare is $7.50 pesos per ticket and passengers must purchase a new ticket every time they board another bus. There are no “transfers”.

TAXIS: There are set rates within defined zones of town. Do not enter a taxi without agreeing on the price with the driver first. Price is per trip not person.

MONEY EXCHANGE: Although you may have to wait in line for a few minutes, banks will give you a higher rate of exchange than the exchange booths (caja de cambio). You will need your passport. Better yet, use your bank card to withdraw funds from any ATM machine. Note that ATM’s in the banks are the safest to use and generally charge lower fees.

DRINKING WATER: For the 18th year in a row, Puerto Vallarta’s water has been awarded a certification of purity for human consumption.

The quality of the water tested at the purification plant varies greatly from what comes out of the tap at the other end. So do be careful. If you want to be doubly sure, you can pick up bottled water just about anywhere.

EXPORTING PETS: Falling love with the street dog outside your hotel or a puppy on the Malecon doesn’t mean they can’t come home with you.

The process is fairly inexpensive and only takes a day or two. You need a certificate of health from a local vet among other things. The time of year that pets can travel in the cargo section of the plane may be your biggest challenge. For the most up-to-date information contact the Puerto Vallarta SPCA at spcapv@gmail.com.

COMMON SENSE: Just as you wouldn’t walk around your hometown drunk and beligerent, it is not acceptable to do that here. While Mexicans are a forgiving bunch, basic politeness is appreciated.

For the guys, peeing in public is a major faux pas and if you are caught, can get you tossed in jail or an expensive fine. Pay attention to your surroundings. Pay your bills. Be courteous. And have fun!

DRINKING AND DRIVING: First off – just don’t. The consequences are not worth it. Taxis are cheap and plentiful. Fines are as much as 10,000 pesos. You can be taken to jail and your vehicle impounded. There are many checkstops on the weekends and you will be asked to blow if they suspect you have been drinking.

LEGAL SYSTEM: Not knowing the law is not an valid excuse in Mexico or anywhere. If you find yourself caught in a legal situation be aware that guilt is presumed until your innocence can be proven.

This is a very difficult lesson to learn if you are visiting from the United States or Canada in particular. Immediately contact your consulate for assistance.

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Calling in Mexico Calling phones in Mexico can be tricky as it is different than in the US or Canada. There are different codes you need to use depending if you are calling landlines or cellular phones and if they are local or long distance.

Long-distance calls from within Mexico For national long-distance calls (within Mexico) the code is 01 plus the area code and phone number. For international long-distance calls, first dial 00, then the country code (for the U.S. and Canada the country code is 1, so you would dial 00 + 1 + area code + 7 digit number).

Calling Cell Phones (from a land line) If you are calling from a landline within the area code of the Mexican cell phone number dial 044, then the 10 digit number including area code. Outside of the area code (but still within Mexico) dial 045 and then the 10 digit phone number. Cell phone to cell phone only requires the 10 digit number.

Phone Cards Phone cards (“tarjetas telefonicas”) for use in pay phones can be bought at newstands and in pharmacies in denominations of 30, 50 and 100 pesos. Pay phones do not accept coins. When buying a phone card for pay phone use, specify that you would like a “tarjeta LADA,” because pre-paid cell phone cards are also sold in the same establishments.

Calling Toll-Free Numbers Some toll free numbers work from Mexico to the US and Canada, but many do not.

You need to dial a different prefix. To call the following toll free prefixes, dial as follows: 800 numbers Dial 001-880-then the number 866 numbers Dial 001-883-then the number 877 numbers Dial 001-882-then the number 888 numbers Dial 001-881-then the number

Emergencies: 060 Red Cross: 065 Non-Emergency Police 322.290.0507 Fire Department: 322.223.9476

Ambulance: 322.222.1533 Consulates American Consulate Nuevo Vallarta: 322.222.0069 24 hrs Guadalajara: 333.268.2145 Canadian Consulate 322.293.2894 24 hrs: 1.800.706.2900

Ahoy Cruisers!

Day Ship 11-Feb Norwegian Jewel 16-Feb Carnival Miracle 16-Feb Crown Princess 17-Feb Carnival Miracle 17-Feb Grand Princess

Passengers 2,376 2,124 3,120 2,124 2,600

Immigration: 322.224.7719 Consumer Protection: 01.800.468.8722 Tourism Offices Jalisco: 322.221.2676 Nayarit: 322.297.1006

In port this month Day 19-Feb 23-Feb 24-Feb 24-Feb 27-Feb

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MV Voyager Crown Princess Azamara Journey Carnival Miracle Grand Princess

Passengers 556 3,120 686 2,124 2,600

In the month of February

Total 36,814 passengers!

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appy Valentine’s Day! In Mexico it is called dia de amistad which translates to Day of Friendship and is much more inclusive than a day just for lovers. Do you have plans for your Day of Friendship? I like to remind my ‘friends’ that Valentine’s, not unlike Christmas, is on the same day, every year. There can be no excuse for ‘forgetting’.

There are so many events and things happening I suspect that you could keep busy with all your friends. If you are looking for a night of great food, music, company and giving a little back to the community the Corazon de Niña fundraiser at the Marriott will be a lovely evening. Or perhaps you want some Motown and a fourcourse dinner? Then check out Luna Lounge in Bucerias, though they sell out quick and by the time you read this it might be too late. June Rosen is also hosting a Valentine’s Open House this weekend. She creates the most wonderful jewelry with stones and designs from her worldly travels.

Definitely worth stopping in if you are looking for that special piece.

(Typically I wear silver, but gold is nice too.)

Most of the high-end restaurants will be offering special meals or events over the weekend and on February 16th you can head to the Marsol Hotel in front of the Los Muertos pier on Fca. Rodriguez #103 where they are having their 2nd Annual Culinary and Arts Festival in celebration on Valentine’s Day. It starts at 3pm and goes to 7pm with music, vendors, delicious samples from local restaurants and more. This is great timing. You can spend the day on the beach at Los Muertos and then when you’ve had a few libations, head into the event for snacks and all those things you just NEED to buy!

For those of you that read this column each week you know I recently lost Penelope and my mother canceled her trip to see the Monarchs because of a family

illness. I’m sure there is an old adage (or Country Western song) about it somewhere, but the dog has been returned and my mother called me Wednesday afternoon and arrived at noon on Thursday.

We hurriedly made preparations and took a 1500km road trip from Puerto Vallarta to Morelia (7 hours), to the Monarch Sanctuary in Angangueo (3 hours) and back in three nights.

The road trip itself deserves to be told in much more detail but suffice it to say, it’s beautiful. It’s awesome. The roads were clear and safe the entire way. I saw nothing dangerous or even remotely concerning – except for a very long stretch of the highway between Guadalajara and Morelia with no gas stations. Morelia is spectacular and worth a few days visit. If you are interested in artisan works, the Museum of Michoacan Artisans is a must-stop. It has the best selection of artwork and crafts represented under one roof of any city or state that I have traveled to in Mexico. It also has thousands of high quality pieces for sale at pesos on the dollar.

Taking things one-step further, we hopped in our little car and visited the town of Capula that is the centre for the style of pottery I was looking for. Here I found dishes at a 10th the cost of local galleries around the bay. Of course it took me nine hours driving and thousands of pesos to get there, so all things are relative.

The Monarch Sanctuary is both breathtaking and disappointing. It was a very long day of driving for a 30-minute viewing of one of Mother Nature’s greatest feats. It was very crowded and the area is being destroyed by the crowds.

Thinking it would be easier to just take a local tour we were confined to the schedule of the tour and stopped at a number of places that were of no interest to me. I would absolutely recommend the experience to any and everyone.

It was not a difficult hike, though the elevation may cause some problems. More on the Monarchs next week.

For those of us in the bay, the whales have wholeheartedly returned after a slow start to the season. There are many wonderful tours happening daily that will bring you a little closer to the majesty of

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For those of you looking for out of the ordinary things to do, the Farmers Markets in Nuevo Vallarta (Tuesdays 9-2), Sayulita (Fridays 9-2) Puerto Vallarta (Saturday 9-2) and La Cruz (Sundays 9-2) each have vendors that are unique to their markets and all have beautiful items to purchase, delicious food, fresh produce and more. This weekend

we also have the 10th Anniversary of Entre Nous Community Centre in San Pancho, which is a very cool little town just five minutes past Sayulita that has maintained its small town vibe while attracting major artists and community contributors. Definitely worth a stop for an afternoon if you haven’t been before.

Or stop, grab your beach chair and just soak it all in. Enjoy yourself in whatever you choose, we are indeed very lucky to call this place home even if it is just for a few days or weeks.

Safe travels and Happy Dia de Amistad, Madeline

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Dear Editor, I am hoping that it is not too late to let you know about an upcoming event on Friday, February 19. Our dear friend of almost 25 years, Luisa Martinez from Luisa’s is celebrating being in business 25 years. The store is called Luisa’s located at Juarez#144 Zona Centro and has been a most popular place for women (and men) to shop for the past 25 years. Her store features some very unique women’s clothing items, and she does custom made clothes too. There will be an open house that day from 12:00-6:00 with refreshments being served. If it is possible for you mention this open house in your events next week, we would greatly appreciate your help. Luisa can be reached at (322) 222-5042.

Thank you so much Madeline, Nancy Goldstein

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hat better way to kick off Valentine's Day than to stroll through Vallarta's favourite weekend attraction: the Old Town Farmers Market-Tianguis Cultural! Meet up with your sweetie, and enjoy a day of "make it, bake it, grow it" shopping, live music, chiropractic sessions and favourites from the International Food Court.

Pick up freshly-cut tropical flowers, greeting cards, wine bags and all-natural body products.

Capture the spirit of Mexico with handmade Pre-Hispanic instruments, Huichol art and traditionally woven items. Pair up custom-made clothing and bikinis with handcrafted jewellery and sandals.

Then scoop up these must-haves for a romantic dinner: fresh produce, baked goods, meat pies, cheeses, deli meats, nut butters, fermented foods/ natural vinegars, Greek yogurt, dressings, salsas, moles and organic coffee.

Don't forget the “sweet stuff”! Select from tasty cookies, fruit pies, sweet

breads, and of course, the divine flavours of Xocodiva Artisan Chocolates.

Meet Xocodiva Artisan Chocolates Since 2007, Xocodiva Artisan Chocolates (sho-CO-dee-vah) has delighted locals and visitors with the subtle aromas and

You’re Invited!

We’re open 9:30-2 every Saturday, from November 7 to April 30, 2016. We’re located at Lazaro Cárdenas Park in Vallarta’s Emiliano Zapata neighbourhood. For only 14 pesos an hour, you can park in the garage directly beneath park. Public buses and taxis also come this way with a Pino Suarez Street drop off.

incomparable decadence of their chocolates, confections, famous chocolate dipped bananas and homemade frozen hot chocolate bars (paletas).

Xocodiva honours Mexico as the birthplace of chocolate by blending Mesoamerican mythology and tradition with European

artistry. Xocodiva - xoco from the Mayan word xocolatl and diva for "god" in Latin - delivers the deliciousness of cacao, commonly hailed as the Mayan's "Food of the Gods."

Xocodiva's owners and chocolatiers, Charlotte Semple and Carole Fast, devote special attention

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Food of the Gods”

to the artistry, ingredients, and flavor of their divine delicacies.

Their unique blend of European couverture with fresh local ingredients excite the senses and caress the palate.

From luxurious truffles to creamy caramels, every Xocodiva artisan chocolate is carefully handcrafted in small batches right here in

Old Town Vallarta.

Tempting flavors range from the traditional classic dark truffle, passion fruit, espresso, lemon, tequila and champagne to the everso-popular chili and salt caramel.

An elegantly wrapped box of Xocodiva Artisan Chocolates is ideal for those who want to share something extraordinary. Whether

Get Involved!

Interested in becoming a new vendor? Stop by the information booth for an application. For the latest in market news (both in English and Spanish), visit www. oldtownfm.com and “like” us on Facebook (Old.Town.

Farmers.Market.PV).

you're searching for the perfect hostess gift, celebrating a special occasion, or bringing the "Food of the Gods" to a loved one this Valentines, the gift of Xocodiva chocolate will reflect your style and complement your sentiments.

Their variety of chocolates and confections make a great gift for those back home.

Choose from a wide selection of hand wrapped bars, almond barks, chocolate covered coffee beans, butter pecan toffee, or raw cacao beans and nibs, direct from Tapachula, Mexico.

While shopping in town or for those planning to travel, ice packs are available to ensure that your chocolates arrive home in perfect condition, every time.

Visit "Xocodiva Artisan Chocolates" at the Old Town Farmers' Market-Tianguis Cultural on Saturdays or at their Zona Romantica shop -Basilio Badillo #168B from 10 am to 10 pm daily. For more information, call (322) 222-3289 or join their Facebook community (Xocodiva-pv-251361914926335/).

Don't forget to pop in next door, where Lix by Xoco-

Find us at Parque Lázaro Cárdenas Romantic Zone Saturdays 9:30 - 2:00 pm

diva is serving up delicious artisan ice cream by the scoop, in banana splits, sundaes and milkshakes.

Go for the ever-popular cherries & chocolate, rocky road, salt caramel & candied pecan, triple berry, moka, peanut butter or one of their non dairy sorbets.

Looking for a special treat?

Try one of their famous gourmet bananas. Lix is open daily (noon to 11 pm) at 168C Basilio Badillo.

Love Yoga?

While at the market, join us for yoga classes (9:3010:30 am) taught by instructors from Yoga Colective.

We meet in the kiosk every Saturday through April 30.

Participation is by donation.

Artisan Bakery

Meet the Market The OTFM-TC is a North American style market that celebrates the tradition and culture of Mexico’s outdoor tianguis markets. It is also a registered non-profit/association civil organization that focuses on nurturing the entrepreneurial spirit of Puerto Vallartans.

All OTFM-TC products are either locally grown or handmade within 75 kilometres of the city.

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Zika: don’t overreact, says Health Secretary

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highest risk to pregnant women.

So far there are 37 confirmed cases of the virus in Mexico, 24 of which are in Chiapas. According to López, that is where the most intensive mosquito eradication efforts are currently taking place.

In addition to controlling the Aedes mosquito population, the Health Secretariat is training gynecologists to identify the neural tube defects associated with the Zika virus in pregnant women, defects that can be detected using ultrasound.

So far, there have been no confirmed cases of pregnant women infected with the Zika virus in Mexico.

Aerial insecticide sprays have been ordered throughout Chiapas, and López says her office has started a campaign to promote wearing long sleeves and using

rotocols in place to control population of mosquito that spreads the virus Mexico’s Health Secretary, Mercedes Juan López, has urged the international community not to overreact to the presence of the Zika virus in Mexico, explaining that protocols are in place to control the Aedes mosquito population, by which the virus is spread.

The number of cases is expected to rise with the rainy season, but López says there is no reason to panic.

Following the Zika virus’ labeling as a public health emergency by the World Health Organization (WHO) this week, several countries have issued travel warnings for Mexico and other affected countries. The virus has been linked to a fetal deformity known as microcephaly, and as such it poses the

insect repellent. In addition to these defenses, homes and businesses are being inspected to ensure there is no standing water.

The Health Secretary urged pregnant women to receive prenatal care and take folic acid

supplements to prevent birth defects.

Regarding the decision of six European countries to issue travel alerts for Mexico, López said: “It’s an overreaction because there is still no scientific evidence

of Zika’s connection to microcephaly and other neurological disorders in infants.”

However, international health officials have found links between Zika and thousands of birth defects in Latin America. WHO director general Margaret Chan said last week that a causal relationship had not been established, but was “strongly suspected.”

Chan described the spread of the virus in the Americas as “explosive.” It had been detected in 23 countries at the time. As of today, it has been found in 30.

Impact of the virus is beginning to be felt in the travel industry as there have been reports for several days of pregnant women canceling vacation plans to Mexico and other destinations.

The automotive industry has also been affected. The Indian car manufacturer Tata Motors has decided it will change the name of a new model called Zica.

Source: El Universal (sp) Original: mexiconewsdaily.com

Mexico won’t pay for Trump’s stupid wall’ Ex-president Calderón questions the caliber of candidates for U.S. president

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exico won’t pay a cent for Donald Trump’s “stupid wall,” says former presi-

dent Felipe Calderón, who also questioned the caliber of candidates in the upcoming election for U.S. president.

Calderón told CNBC on Saturday that Trump, who is leading the polls among Republican candidates for president, is a “not very well-informed man.”

Trump has been insisting that he will seal the Mexico-U.S. border to keep out illegal migrants, and

that Mexico will pay for it.

“Mexican people, we are not going to pay any single cent for such a stupid wall! And it’s going to be completely useless,” Calderon said.

The former National Action Party president, who held office from 2006 until 2012, said the U.S. would be “the first loser” of such a policy.

“If this guy pretends that

closing the borders to anywhere either for trade (or) for people is going to provide prosperity to the United States, he is completely crazy.”

He also said it was “incredible” that a society he described as “admirable” could produce such a candidate. “I cannot understand that. No offense, no offense to America.”

Calderón said Mexican labor

force migration to the U.S. is in decline anyway, and pointed to the new job opportunities that now exist in Mexico, while conceding there were still “bad salaries” in this country.

Mexican students, he said, do not want to go north because they can find work in Mexico.

Source: CNBC (en) Original: Mexico Daily News

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Canadian study has found a new benefit to being bilingual, with children who speak two languages better at problem solving than monolingual children. Published in the Journal of Experimental Child Psychology, the research looked at vocabularies of 39 bilingual children and 43 monolingual children at the age of 24 months and then again at 31 months.

During the second assessment, the team tested the toddlers' cognitive flexibility and memory skills and found that "For the most part, there was no difference between the bilingual and monolingual toddlers,"

said Diane Poulin-Dubois, one of the study's authors. "But that changed dramatically when it came to the conflict inhibition test, and the differences were especially apparent in the bilingual toddlers whose vocabulary had increased most."

Conflict inhibition is the mental process used by the brain to override a well-learned rule that you would normally pay attention to.

To assess the toddler's conflict inhibition the team gave the children two tests.

In the first, called Reverse categorization, the children were asked to put small blocks into a

small bucket and large blocks into a large bucket. The task was then reversed, with the children asked to put the small blocks into the big buckets, and the big blocks into the small bucket.

In the second task, Shape conflict, the children were shown pictures of different sized fruit and asked to name them. They were then shown another new set of images, with a small fruit embedded inside a larger one, with the children asked to point to the little fruit.

From these tests the researchers saw that the bilingual children significantly outperformed the monolingual children, with

the team believing that the bilingual children's superiority in this area is due to being able to switch between languages, "In conflict inhibition, the child has to ignore certain information -the size of a block relative to a bucket, or the fact that one fruit is inside another.

That mirrors the experience of having to switch between languages, using a second language even though the word from a first language might be more easily accessible," said Cristina Crivello, another of the study's co-authors.

The researchers also found that the more the toddlers swit-

ched languages, and the more "doublets" -- pairs of words in each language, such as 'dog'/'chien' -- they had acquired, the better they performed on the conflict inhibition tasks.

"This switching becomes more frequent as children grow older and as their vocabulary size increases," says Poulin-Dubois, "By the end of the third year of life, the average bilingual child uses two words for most concepts in his or her vocabulary, so young bilingual children gradually acquire more experience in switching between languages."

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‘Stakes are high’ in pope’s visit to Mexico, experts say

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hen Pope Francis travels to Mexico Feb. 12-17, he will visit six cities — including two in the state of Chiapas, Mexico’s poorest state — and will celebrate a Mass in Ciudad Juárez across the Rio Grande from El Paso, Texas. The first pope from Latin America, where 40 percent of the world’s Catholics live, he will be touring the country that’s home to the second largest Catholic population in the world.

According to Timothy Matovina, professor of theology and co-director of the Institute for Latino Studies at the University of Notre Dame, “the fervent response in Mexico during previous papal visits will no doubt be surpassed to welcome the first Latin American pope. This is a defining trip for the papacy of Pope Francis, as he will be able to address concerns ranging from immigrants to drug cartels to government corruption and the need for responsible

leadership. He will also have ample opportunities to engage in his memorable gestures during visits to native peoples, to the U.S.-Mexican border, and to the Basilica of Our Lady of Guadalupe, the most frequented shrine in the hemisphere.”

“All in all, Pope Francis and the Mexicans both should be ready to be changed by this historic encounter,” said Peter J. Casarella, associate professor of theology at the Notre Dame. “Last March, Pope Francis spoke to the Mexican reporter Valentina Alazraki of Televisa and confessed his eagerness to enter Mexico through the U.S. border, his love for La Morenita, his concern about the growth of evangelical Christianity in Mexico, and his fondness as a child for the actor Cantinflas.”

“In the last 11 months, the expectations of the Mexicans and the world have only risen. Pope Francis knows that the stakes are high. The practice of Catholicism

SPCA of Puerto Vallarta From the Old Town Farmers Market this past week, we hear from our friend Lynnette: “Wow! Just as we thought it couldn't get busier, the Farmers' Market was bursting at the seams this week!

All the bread stalls had long lines of people waiting for deliciously tempting varieties of bread. And that's just one example..........

All five of us at the SPCA booth were kept busy, too. We accepted lots of donations, sold out of Lisa Love's beautifully practical tote bags, sold five of a new batch of leashes made by Luz Maria Wong and started on sales of our new line of tank tops. Many visitors wanted to chat, asking about Sanctuary tours and offering to take dogs to Canada.

Jim Hall dropped by with 9 year old "Buddy", a lovely, light brown Chihuahua, whose owner has developed cancer and must go back to the US for treatment.

She's sad to let Buddy go but really is unable to care for him.

He's a friendly little chap, good with other dogs and deserves a nice home. If you'd like to give a home to Buddy, contact Foster-dad Jim at james.hall93@yahoo.com tel:322-175-2444 Volunteer Michelle will leave us

for a while. She's going to Canada to be with her daughter who will give birth next week. Fortunately, she's leaving husband Chris with us. Welcome Chris!

Volunteers this week: Michelle, Chris, Doreen, Brian & Mark.” And, thanks for your report Lynnette!

Tickets are still available for our 3rd annual Valentine’s Day High Tea at High Noon to be held this year at the gorgeous newly renovated Casa Kimberly. Casa Kimberly is the former residence of Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton, famous for the “Bridge of Love” connecting the two properties. Tickets are 450 pesos each.

Come and enjoy scrumptious food and a strolling violinist and relax in the incredible ambience of this lovely boutique hotel. Contact us at spcapv@gmail.com for your tickets. All proceeds benefit the SPCA so bring your friends. We look forward to seeing you on Sunday, February 14.

Come and spend a rewarding afternoon cuddling the animals at Puerto Vallarta’s SPCA Sanctuary.

Our dogs and cats are awaiting “forever homes” and your help is needed to jump start their socialization. The goal is to get these

in many parts of the country is in need of renewal. His speech to civil society will allow him to speak about transparency and accountability in the public sphere. His visit to the shrine of Our Lady of Guadalupe will confirm that the Argentine Pope’s heart is very close to that of the Mexican people, but the apostolic journey will be by no means sentimental and merely pious.

“The cross-border Mass at Ciudad Juarez/El Paso, Texas, will symbolize the pope’s solidarity with those migrants caught in the desert between the two countries," Casarella said. "He will also be able to speak to the ‘feminicide’ — the mass murder of innocent women — that has taken place in Ciudad Juarez. The homily of the pope when he is among the indigenous people in Chiapas could strike another note of solidarity, one which he has displayed, for example, in his speech last July in Bolivia at the World Meeting of Popular Movements.” Luis

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animals adjusted and ready to interact in the real world. The majority of the SPCA animals either come from extremely abusive situations or they have been abandoned.

Your love and attention can make up for that sad history. During your visit, you can interact with the animals and even take a dog (or two or three) for a walk.

Tours will be each Tuesday and Thursday leaving from the Costco parking lot at noon. Please note that reservations are required and space is limited. To make a reservation, contact us at spcapv@ gmail.com. We appreciate any donations you can bring for our rescues and also please feel free to bring treats for sanctuary staff as they truly appreciate it.

To see our animals available for adoption, visit our Facebook page at www.facebook.com/spcapv.

Go to Photos where you will also find individual Albums for all the animals available as well as a bit of their history.

To make donations via PayPal, select the "Donate" option on our Facebook page www.facebook. com/spcapv or on our website at http://spcapv.com/donate/.

You can drop off any donations for the SPCA at Hacienda San

Ricardo Fraga, Arthur Foundation Endowed Professor of Transformative Latino Leadership, Joseph and Elizabeth Robbie Professor of Political Science and co-director of the Institute for Latino Studies at Notre Dame, noted that Pope Francis’ visit underlines the historical complexity of the relationship between the Mexican people and the Catholic Church. “It was Spanish colonizers who brought Catholicism to Mexico and used it to both justify the conquest of its indigenous peoples and to claim that the indigenous, as children of God, had the right to be converted to Catholicism,” Fraga said.

“The challenges that Mexico continues to face regarding economic development and income disparity are directly aligned with the agenda Pope Francis has established for today’s Catholic Church. His messages of a preferential option for the poor and the need for greater stewardship of the world’s natural

resources directly relate to the lives of the citizens of Mexico.

These messages should be very well received by many of Mexico’s Catholic faithful.

“Moreover, it is important to see if his declaration of the Jubilee Year of Mercy, a year of consolation and forgiveness, will have any impact on redirecting the ways that ever-growing narco trafficking has led to death, exploitation and fear for many Mexicans. Moreover, it will be just as important to see if his message of mercy will have any impact on the growing challenges that Mexican and Central American migrants face as they attempt to come to the United States to build futures for themselves and their families. His decision to visit Juarez, Mexico, will give him a direct opportunity to influence how governmental leaders in the U.S. and the general American public respond to undocumented immigrants.”

Original: http://news.nd.edu

Angel located at Calle Miramar 336, above Our Lady of Guadalupe Church in El Centro.

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Well this is one cute snuggle bug! Carmen is a little Chihuahua just a bit over 12 pounds and about two years old. She is the quintessential lap dog.

All she wants to do is nestle into your lap and stay there! She is just the sweetest and loving little girl.

Carmen has such a good disposition she gets along great with other dogs and doesn’t even mind cats.

If you are looking for a bundle of joy you can take with you anywhere, look no further than Carmen.

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Drag Royalty Miss Coco Peru Offers ‘A Gentle Reminder’ at The Palm

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eturning for her third season at The Palm, February 12-27, drag legend Miss Coco Peru stars in her all-new show, ‘A Gentle Reminder: Coco's Guide To A Somewhat Happy Life’, where, through story and song, Coco shares with her audience a step

by step guide that leaves them prepared to enter the world again, ready to create their very own “somewhat” happy life. Why just a “somewhat” happy life? Well, let’s face it, you wouldn’t want to be happy all of the time because, always remember, “happy” people make such a racket.

Recognizable by her trademark copper-toned flip hairdo, Miss Coco Peru is the iconic drag persona of American actor and comedian Clinton Leupp. He is a native of City Island, New York and a 1983 graduate of Cardinal Spellman High School in the Bronx, New York.

Storyteller/monologist, Miss Coco Peru, got his/her start as a downtown favorite in the cabaret world of NY after he wrote, produced, directed, and starred in his first show “Miss Coco Peru in My Goddamn Cabaret”. In the more than twenty years since, Miss Coco Peru has starred in various one-woman shows across the U.S. and other countries, including Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, where audiences fell in love with her two seasons ago at The Palm with packed houses and standing ovations.

“One of the last great storytellers” - Lily Tomlin Coco has also hosted numerous LGBT events, and is wellknown for her many hilarious movie roles and her series of live theater performances. On screen, Miss Coco is best known for her roles in Jim Fall’s feature film, Trick (Sundance 1999), and Richard Day’s, Girls Will Be Girls (Sundance 2002). For this film Coco shared the Best Actress Award with his two co-stars at the HBO Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen, as well as the Best Actor Award at LA’s Outfest Film Festival.

Other film appearances include To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar, Nick and Jane, and Straight-Jacket. Coco can also be heard in the Disney animated feature, The Wild, as Mamma Hippo! She also appears in the highly-ish anticipated sequel of Girls Will Be Girls, which will be released someday, hopefully.

Television appearances include two stand-up comedy specials on LOGO: Wisecrack and Dragtastic, as well as notable appearances in How I Met Your Mother, Arrested Development, Twins, and Will and Grace. She also starred in an Orbitz commercial that was nominated for a GLAAD Media Award.

Coco’s live one-person shows include: “Miss Coco Peru in My Goddamn Cabaret”, “Miss Coco Peru: A Legend in Progress”, “Miss Coco Peru at the Westbeth Theatre”, as well as the hugely successful “Ugly Coco” and most recently, “She’s Got Balls”. All of these shows have been performed to sold out audiences throughout the US and abroad.

Coco also continues to host an on-going live series of shows at the Renberg Theater in Los Angeles

called Conversations With Coco, in which she interviews and celebrates the lives and careers of the LGBT community’s favorite icons.

Coco’s guests have included Liza Minnelli, Jane Fonda, Bea Arthur, Lily Tomlin, Karen Black, Lainie Kazan, Lesley Ann Warren, and drag icon Mr. Charles Busch.

Coco’s recent online YouTube videos have been seen by over 2 million viewers. Her video “Coco Goes to KMART”, in which she searches for Celestial Seasonings Tension Tamer tea, has over 700,000 views. For this reason, Coco has had to ask her fans to please stop sending her the tea, as she has already received close to 100 boxes! ‘A Gentle Reminder’ will play February 12-27. See link below for more information and online tickets.

Now Playing at The Palm Well-Strung, the hunky and talented string quartet, is now playing their popular blend of classical strings and pop hits in ‘Summer Lovin’ through Feb. 19. Argentine duo, Bohemia Viva, continues to soar in popularity with their own show featuring sizzling Latin rhythms and beautiful harmonies. Next show Feb. 13 at 7:00 p.m. Kim Kuzma and her ‘Acústico’ live band, with their original Latin and pop “mash-ups”, plays every Wed. & Sun. at 7:00 p.m. all season. And Miss Conception’s all-new extravaganza ‘Miss Conception Goes To The Movies’ plays Mondays and Thursdays at 9:30 p.m. Due to the popularity of all of these shows, advance reservations are highly recommended.

The Palm is well-known for bringing top notch, cutting-edge entertainment to Vallarta. Inside you’ll find an intimate, completely refurbished 90-seat cabaret with outstanding sound and lighting, creating the ambiance of cabarets from days gone by. Shows are scheduled seven days per week with two different shows nightly through early April, 2016.

The Palm also offers matinees at 4:00 p.m. on selected shows.

The Palm is non-smoking (a patio is provided for smokers) and is located at Olas Altas #508, in Zona Romantica.

Tickets may be purchased online 24 hours a day online, and at The Palm’s box office, open at 10:00 a.m. daily (322-222-0200).

A full calendar of performances, information and online tickets are available at www.ThePalmPV. com. You can also find the Palm on Facebook at www.facebook. com/ThePalmPV/

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The Garth Guy Starring Dean Simmons

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native of Portland, Oregon, Dean Simmons followed in the footsteps of his father and grandfather, legendary musician, broadcaster and concert promoter Buddy Simmons. By age seven, he was playing guitar in his father's shows and formed his own band while still a teenager.

The Dean Simmons Band played nightclubs, festivals and fairs across the Pacific northwest and toured military bases in the US and around the world.

When the Garth Brooks phenomenon exploded in the early nineties, Dean Simmons got on board, performing Brooks' hits so accurately that crowds demanded them at every show. It wasn't long before they became a major part of Dean's repertoire.

And his fans, quick to notice his similarity to Brooks and amazing talent for re-creating his songs note for note, began calling him “the Garth guy”. Dean knew this was a concept worth pursuing.

To develop the “Garth Guy” concept into a full show, Dean carefully studied Brooks' songs, voice and stage mannerisms. He devoured every album, music video and piece of concert footage he could get his hands on, looking for the elements that made Garth Brooks so popular. What he discovered was that the great voice, exciting stage presence and down to earth songs were only part of the story. Brooks' real talent was in his ability to take control of a concert hall and connect with an audience. Dean knew that this was a

skill he had to learn if he was serious about playing tribute to an important musical icon like Brooks. As it turned out, his years of playing in front of an audience served him well and it wasn't long before he had audiences eating out of his hand.

“The Garth Guy” tribute show debuted in 1994. In 1996, producer John Stewart wisely added it to his famous “Legends In Concert” tours, to Las Vegas, Myrtle Beach, Atlantic City and across the US and Canada. Between tours, Dean developed his own 90-minute show, based on Brooks' concerts. The Garth Guy show has performed for cheering fans in casinos, festivals, fairs, corporate events, universities, rodeos and private events from coast to coast and overseas.

This year Dean celebrates 20 years as a “Legends In Concert” cast member, as well as a successful solo entertainer. His first Mexican appearance will be at an exclusive, two-night engagement, February 20th and 21st, at The Luna Lounge, in Bucerias, Nayarit. Details are available on the venue's web site.

Vallarta Real Estate Fair B uyers and sellers connect with legal, taxation, real estate and lifestyle professionals Timothy Real Estate Group continues its leadership role in Puerto Vallarta and Riviera Nayarit with its fourth production of the Vallarta Real Estate Fair to take place on February 20, 2016 from 9:00 a.m. to 2:00 p.m. in the Zona Romantica at the Rivera Molino Plaza (corner of Aquiles Serdan and Ignacio Vallarta).

This is a valuable information experience for buyers, sellers and those currently holding a piece of real estate in Mexico. Attendees will learn the latest market statistics and industry trends, meet professionals and obtain practical information on all aspects of investing and ownership in Mexico.

The event’s founder, Carl Timothy says, "The Vallarta Real Estate Fair is where locals and visitors can get answers on real estate investment and lifestyle topics specific to living here on the bay. Advice from healthcare professionals, legal and tax experts, tips and tools for successful property rental; even gardening pointers for your tropical plants and connections to cultural travel within Mexico… there’s a great deal of information that people are grateful for every year.”

Participants can interact face-to-face, get advice and do business with legal, notarial, escrow, lending, insurance, banking, rental, property management, construction, design, travel and health professionals.

One of the most popular features of the Vallarta Real Estate Fair is the Panel of Professionals who present topics of equal importance to would-be investors and those who already own here on the bay.

This year’s agenda will include the first gathering of accounting specialists from all three GATT countries to discuss crossborder taxation.

Get all information, map and exhibitor’s list at www.vallartarealestatefair.com

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Riviera Farmers Market offers something new

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round 3,000 people visit the Riviera Farmers Market every Tuesday, to peruse the stands of more than 130 vendors offering jewelry, artisan crafts, clothing as well as fresh baked goods, organic produce, jams and spreads and more.

Every Tuesday from 9am to 2pm in the parking lot behind the Casino in Nuevo Vallarta, the Rivera Farmers Market is busy with locals and visitors shopping for souvenirs, food staples and unique items. . In this regard Carlos Morlett, director of Riviera Farmers Market, says the market doing very well. Compared to last year they have twice the vendors and see about 3000 people through the market each week.

In addition to the vendors and their products there is also a live

music and other events to entertain the crowds. It’s more than just a market, it’s a destination and an experience that should not be missed.

"The market is very popular, it continues to grow and became a necessity for the people vacationing and living in Nuevo Vallarta and the surrounding areas.

There was nothing like this in the area and shopping for these types of items was not possible before, "he said. Locals looking for organic produce and handmade or baked items can now be found closer to home.

The market also helps promote Nuevo Vallarta as a destination and gives new financial opportunities to the residents of the area.

The market runs every Tuesday until the end of April and is now the largest market of its kind in the Bay of Banderas.

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Luna Lounge Gets It Right on the North Shore

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una Lounge in El Centro Bucerias continues its blockbuster season of entertainment with more spectacular shows in February. Word has definitely gotten around about the incredible dinner/shows featured each week.

With brand new stage lighting and excellent sound equipment, the shows are better than ever this year! The evening starts with a delicious 4-course meal, followed by a superb show.

One highly successful addition to the season has been more tribute shows. I've attended many of them and have been pleasantly surprised at just how good they are. Paying tribute to musicians like Shania Twain, Roy Orbison, Frankie Valli, Connie Francis and Elvis, these tribute performers have thrilled us with the music and personas of our favorite stars!

The next two weeks of dinner/ shows at Luna Lounge include a Garth Brooks and an Elvis tribute show, along with three outstanding bands.

Starting on Thursday, February 18th, Well-Strung returns for an encore performance. This talented quartet of men who sing and play stringed instruments, brilliantly fuse pop and classical music from Madonna to Beethoven and continue to be an international sensation. This is a slickly choreographed musical comedy act in which the musicians, clad in black T-shirts and black slacks combine excerpts from well-known classical works with arrangements for string quartet of pop hits.

Rob Knight returns to Luna Lounge on Friday, February 19th, with his new show, A Salute To Elvis.

Always a crowd favorite in Bucerias, Rob brings us the music of

one of the most significant cultural icons of the 20th century. Referred to as The King of Rock and Roll, or simply, The King, Rob sings Elvis' greatest hits, while bringing back the memories that filled our youth and helped build our dreams. With authentic Elvis costumes and stateof-the-art sound tracks, Rob brings a professional, entertaining presentation of rock n' rolls greatest star.

This is a one of a kind show with a one of a kind performer. With songs like, Proud Mary - You Don't Have To Say You Love Me - All Shook Up - Love Me Tender - Hound Dog and many, many more, Elvis' legacy of fabulous music is presented with style and elegance!

Coming Sunday, February 21st, is tribute artist Dean Simmons direct from Las Vegas with his GARTH BROOKS show. A third-generation country musician/singer/ songwriter, Dean Simmons presents a respectful and incredibly accurate tribute to country music icon Garth Brooks. Dean brings his audience favorites like: Friends In Low Places - The Dance - The Thunder Rolls - Unanswered Prayers - If Tomorrow Never Comes - and many, many more!! With the look, sound and moves of one of Country music's most successful artists, you'll enjoy the amazing songs that propelled Garth Brooks to music stardom.

On Thursday, February 25th, Luna Ruma will thrill audiences with their sonic tapestry of Latin Fusion, Gypsy Flamenco, Arabic Melodies, Cuban Rhythms, Celtic Riffs and even Latin Jazz. Their shows are a celebration of musical fusion, human diversity, creativity, warmth and virtuosity. Fiery violins, rumba-flamenco guitar, and cool bass ride on top of the unstoppable polyrhythmic grooves created by the exotic percussion instruments

and drums. If this weren’t enough, be prepared to hear vocals that will melt your heart and warm your soul. Luna Rumba has sold out all 10 of their past 10 shows in the greater Puerto Vallarta area. You won't want to miss this opportunity to hear the band that everyone is talking about.

Kim Kuzma and her extraordinary band returns on Friday, February 26th to perform their highly acclaimed show, Acustico.

Anyone that had the privilege of seeing their show on New Year's Eve at Luna Lounge can attest to the fact that this is entertainment at its BEST! Joining Kim for this show will be band members Eduardo Leon on guitar, Fernando Gonzalez on rhythm guitar, Roberto Falcon on bass, Jeronimo Guido Martinez on drums and Bob Tansen on flute.

There will be new songs to go along with this sassy, high-energy show!

With songs like, "Windmills of Your Mind," "This is My Life," "Hoy Tengo Ganas de Ti", "California Dreaming", "Bamboleo," "If You Love Me" and "Sweet Dreams," Kim and the band lead their audience on a glorious musical journey that won't be forgotten.

With the season quickly going by, make sure to see these fantastic shows in February. With delicious four-course meals along with top-notch entertainment, Luna Lounge continues to deliver for its North Shore visitors and residents.

And don't forget that Luna Lounge features 2 X 1 Ribs with The New Coyotes band, every Monday night and The Crazy Bitches dinner/show every Tuesday and Wednesday nights. There's even a Karaoke night on Saturdays!

For information and tickets for all Luna Lounge shows, go to: lunaloungebucerias.weebly.com/.

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From Here

by Marcia Blondin marciavallarta@gmail.com

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here are very few things I still miss about Canada, after close to 25 years of living in Vallarta. One of the biggest missing links in my Mexican food chain has been fries and gravy.

If, like me, you have tried every restaurant that serves ‘fries and gravy’ (both of them); search no more. The most exquisite French fries and gravy in the entire State of Jalisco are at Seasons P.V. by Intercam. They come in a huge soup bowl; hand cut, perfectly cooked and smothered in dark, rich, glorious gravy with tiny bits of real beef. I had to try them twice to be sure. Before I spoke out with such certainty. O M G. That’s all I can say.

Spent a most pleasant afternoon and sunset with my cousin Barry Enders, and his wife Pat, from Winnipeg. They are the only relatives (besides my siblings) I keep in sporadic touch with. We sat at CC’s, ate and yakked until the sun went down. A super treat for me to be out and about and remembering (vaguely) what is was

like to be a visitor in this touristy town. It is still a great place to be a tourist – restaurants are packed, beaches are full, as are the bars… people leave, tables are cleaned and restocked with folks who are in no hurry at all. I liked being on ‘vacation’ if only for an afternoon.

Thanks, Barry and Pat! Anybody reading been to the Luna Lounge in Bucerias? They must be doing a lot of things right from what I’m hearing: Every week sold out shows. Has to be partially due to the quality of entertainment, much of which stems from Merv Buchanan’s troupe of Tribute Artists. Garth Brooks will be honoured this weekend and I think there may be seats left. Contact the Luna Lounge…The Garth Guy a.k.a.

Dean Simmons, has been endorsed by Garth Brooks himself (always a great sign!) will, unfortunately, not be coming to Vallarta this season. A couple of weeks ago, the Roy Orbison show at El Rio BBQ Bar packed in some 200 people! That number, accor-

ding to my friend and colleague Todd Ringness, holds the distinction of being “the top single-event attendance thus far in the 2015/16 season”. Todd should know; he is the owner of Vallarta Tickets. Speaking of El Rio, Neil Diamond takes the stage this coming weekend.

Starring Will Chalmers, his shows at the Luna Lounge have been sold out for more than a week. I am going, of course, and will have a full report here next week.

Angeline Kyba is opening her house/studio/gallery this coming Thursday night from 4 to 8 pm.

Angeline lives up the road from me on Cuauhtemoc (#635) – go and see her wonderful paintings and buy one or two or three. Take the brilliant colors of Mexico home with you. You’ll be so glad you did.

What a busy week this is!

Angeline’s open house, Mardi Gras, Tributes to Joni Mitchell and Neil Diamond, a Wednesday AND Friday Market, paella at Wanda’s house, and on Sunday the 14th, Saint Valentine’s Day: my calendar says, “Do Nothing”. Well…I’ll see what I can’t do.

Try and help one tourist a day – it is our happy, collective responsibility.

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o hard or go home! I think the saying goes something like that? As you know, this is the year that we have with great confidence declared, “We are all going to “Live Large” all the while having a hell of a good time doing it.”

Sometimes, that sounds good in theory, until you put the balls to the wall and try it out in real time.

Recently, I found this out the hard way. As you know, I am blabbing to everyone, “When you see an opportunity, run with it, think less and do more.” So I saw an opportunity, and ran with it … sigh.

Picture this, 150 people all eyes on me, as I stand on the performing floor in the middle of a huge crowd; me singing karaoke (which I have never done before) to a song I don’t know, that was

a duet that I sang both parts to.

Yes, I know, how could this ever have been a good idea? Well, it wasn’t. As soon as, I opened my mouth, to belt out my soon to be “Grammy Nominee” song.

The world stopped rotating and all I could hear was this croaky voice that came out of my mouth.

It wasn’t even bad, it sucked and I mean, really sucked.

Ok, so we get the point, but the real beautiful theme of this horrid little experience is; it was the worst case scenario and it happened. Big deal, I bombed, who cares nobody died, well maybe a few people’s desire to attend another Karaoke Night.

What if it would have been spectacularly fabulous experience; one only knows when we feel the fear and do it anyways. I ended up being super proud of myself for being courageous, trying some-

thing new and realizing when I am doing this “Living Large” thing, I just need to implement preparation. Would I jump into the deep end of the pool, without knowing how to swim? Umm NO! Take swimming lessons, fool! You get the point.

So, my dear sweet friends, I throw out a big challenge to you.

What are you afraid of tackling this year? What gives you sweaty palms or a racing heart? What would be so awful and scary, to put yourself out there. What if you were a smash hit and found your true passion? Wouldn’t that be the most delightful gift ever to yourself, don’t you deserve fabulous in your life? Such unexpected growth just for you.

We’re not getting any younger, life truly is meant to be played on the court verses sitting in the stands, munching on a big bag of popcorn, as you watch safely from the crowd.

It’s your time to shine. Just go for it. I got you and I believe in you and I will cheer the loudest for you!

Homework: Decide what you’re going to tackle. Try something you have never challenged before and just do it!

Rhonda is a REALTOR. Author/Speaker/Lifestyle Advisor.

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parenting backs, which I greatly prefer to equality.

So the success that we have in our marriage cannot be attributed to conventional marriage advice.

All I can do is offer what works for us. The secret to our marriage may be that when we lay eyes on each

other he gets a goofy grin that I feel mirrored on my own face. The secret may be that I wake every morning knowing that I’m loved.

The secret may be that we automatically reach for each other’s hands when we walk together.

The secret may be that, one day

long ago, I offered him my whole heart with no strings attached.

And he’s held it ever since, cupped tenderly in his hands like it’s the most delicate and beautiful of winged creatures. I know it’s safe there, just as his is safe in mine.

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n honor of this month of love and friendship, and because sometimes my husband forgets to read my column, I have decided to discuss our marriage relationship.

Gilberto and I have always had the cards stacked against ours. You have probably heard that about half of North American marriages end in divorce these days. Apparently, bicultural and biracial marriages have a divorce rate that is even higher. Not only that, we are both on our second marriages, which lessen the chances of survival even more.

Therefore, the odds that our relationship would make it past the first five years were only slightly better than us making it up Mount Everest en cuadrado. I guess “relationship experts” don’t think that a stable, healthy marriage can result from a naïve Canadian girl walking into a smoky bar in a foreign country and falling for the guitar player’s solo in “Honky Tonk Woman”.

Well, we celebrated our eight year wedding anniversary last week, and we have a total of fourteen years together, so I guess we’ll take that Everest climb (and we’re packing light).

Not only are we making it, I’ve had several people ask me the secret to our happy marriage. I can’t lie, it is rather wonderful. It always has been. I won’t say it’s perfect, though, because if it was, Gilberto would always hear my long stories without asking me to completely repeat them once I’ve finished. And he would never have to use my middle name in an exasperated tone when he sees what I’ve done with the coffee maker this time.

But our marriage is one of my favorite things ever, and I am not really sure what we do that makes it work so well. I can tell you what we DON’T do. We don’t follow any of the conventional wisdom on

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marriage. It’s not that we haven’t tried. It’s more that we are kind of weird. For example: Never Go To Bed Angry: My husband is a musician who works past my bedtime. If I want to go to bed at 10:00pm and I discover at 9:59:59 that he has forgotten to hang up the wet laundry before he left for work, I am probably going to ignore that advice.

Never Argue In Front of the Kids: Um, those people are ALWAYS around. Plus, we never scream and yell; we discuss. It’s a great way model for our children how to work out conflict in a healthy way. And, more importantly, they need to learn that their mother is always right.

Set Healthy Boundaries Within the Relationship: To illustrate for you what I think of boundaries in our marriage, I once told Gilberto that I wished he had a zipper, because then (as long as it wasn’t gross) I would climb in and hug him from the inside.

It’s a testament to our love that he had a good laugh and didn’t suddenly have to go out for ice cream and never come back.

Develop a Relationship Separate from the Children: Well, I suppose that one’s true, when we actually get some time alone.

But even when we ARE alone, we involuntarily refer to each other as “mami” and “papi” instead of our given names. This would be kind of sweet if we were eighty-five years old.

Make Sure the Marriage is Equal: Yeah,no. No it isn’t equal.

Because some days I would like to read a book and have no one ask me for snacks, so he is making quesadillas over a hot stove and I’m lounging on the couch. Other days he’s having a nap and I’m listening to an eleven-year-old’s interpretation of Etude on the violin fifteen times.

There’s no chart on the wall to tally up our Equality Points so it’s possible someone’s getting the short end of the leisure stick. But in the end, we have each other’s

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his is my go-to breakfast smoothie when I need something fast, delicious and so satisfying to my tummy that I won't need to eat until lunch. This is what I call my Power go to: Cacao/Peanut Butter Bliss.

And here's what it contains: banana, almond milk, cacao powder, peanut butter, avocado, essential oil (optional) and ice. You can also add chia seeds for extra nutritional punch!

Because a banana has potassium manganese, vitamin C, fiber, biotin, and copper, that is already a powerhouse fruit to start the day. Cacao powder is considered a very high source of magnesium and antioxidants. It contains healthy fats, fiber, vitamins, minerals, carbs and proteins; and peanut butter has a fantastic combination of fiber and protein that keeps you full for a long time. Avocados, my favorite daily staple food is really a super food (as is cacao powder) with over twenty different vitamins and minerals as well as protein, fiber and hearthealthy fats.

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to give it a chai taste, is On Guard essential oil which contains the essence of cinnamon, clove, wild orange, eucalyptus and rosemary.

Cacao/Peanut Butter Chai Bliss (for 2) 16 oz. almond milk 1 medium banana 2 Tbsp. cacao powder 2 Tbsp. peanut butter 2 drops On Guard essential oil (optional) 1/4 inch slice of avocado Ice Put all of these ingredients in a blender. Preferably a high speed blender like Vitamix or Blendtec.

Drink, enjoy, then conquer the day!

I'm a bilingual, bicultural Certified Wellness Coach. My mission is to empower you to become the best version of yourself so that you are unstoppably fulfilling your dreams!

My approach is holistic. I help you incorporate, mind-body work, plantstrong nutrition, fun Latin movement, and essential oils to support physical and emotional health. If you want to feel like the amazing, vibrant, WHOLE person you know you are this year download my FREE guide at www.wellnesslatina. com and check out my wellness programs.

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f you are from the U.S. or Canada and you have been a resident of Mexico for some time now, for sure you are aware of the many cultural differences between our countries, and you might be aware as well that these cultural differences are also reflected in our legal systems, specifically in legal concepts that you have in the U.S. and Canada, but that we don’t have in Mexico.

Here is an example of how ignoring these differences in legal

concepts might affect you here in Puerto Vallarta: if you and your spouse are buying property in Mexico, at a first glance you might think that including both of your names as joint tenants in the purchase deed (or trust deed in this case) has you both covered in terms of what in the U.S. and Canada is called Right of Survivorship. Well, I have news for you: in Mexico there is no such thing as Right of Survivorship.

If Mexico has no Right of Survi-

vorship, what does that mean for you and your spouse? It means that if either one of you dies, the ownership rights on the property (or in this case beneficiary rights on a trust) that belonged to the deceased will NOT automatically pass to the surviving spouse without any further legal requirement, and eventually some proceeding before your trust bank will have to be initiated and fees and taxes will have to be paid.

But not everything is bad news: your trust agreement should have a testamentary clause where you designate substitute beneficiaries.

You have to ensure that in that clause, you and your spouse designate each other as substitute beneficiaries in case of death, and both of you can designate as a second substitute beneficiary, either your kids or whoever you decide. This way you are legally protected in terms of the estate planning for your property in Mexico. roberto@ortizdemontellano. com

ASSOCIATION OF HOMEOWNERS IN CONCHAS CHINAS To all the members of the Association of homeowners in Conchas Chinas. according to the articles of the association and in accordance with the agreement that was approved by unanimous decision, the General Assembly will be held Thursday February 2 5 2 0 1 6 at 1 8 :3 0 at the palapa of the Condominio Club Alejandra on Calle Sagitario # 3 7 9 . First call: the meeting will be held with the homeowners attending requiring 5 1 % of the voting members. (A voting member is a homeowner who has paid his 2 0 1 6 annual fee.) If there is the need for a second call, the meeting will be held with those present, but the actions taken at the meeting will be valid only if they are approved by at least 5 1 % of the voting members. Paid homeowners may give their proxy to a third party who must present the proxy and proof of 2 0 1 5 paid fees. This assembly will have the following agenda:

ORDINARY GENERAL ASSEMBLY 2 5 FEBRUARY 2 0 1 6 ORDER OF THE DAY 1.

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LIST OF ATTENDANCE / CALL TO ORDER NAME CHAIRMAN, SECRETARY AND VOTE COUNTERS FOR THE ASSEMBLY. PRESENTATION OF 2 0 1 5 BOARD OF DIRECTORS PRESIDENT’S REPORT FOR FISCAL YEAR JAN. 1 TO DEC. 3 1 , 2 0 1 5 REPORT, DISCUSSION AND APPROVAL OF ANNUAL INCOME AND EXPENSES STATEMENTS FOR JANUARY 1 st to DEC. 3 1 2 0 1 5 .

DISCUSSION AND APPROVAL OF BUDGET FOR FISCAL YEAR JANUARY 1 st to DEC. 3 1 2 0 1 6 .

MAINTENANCE REPORT (INCLUDING GARBAGE ISSUES) – LUIS SALAZAR. DISCUSSION AND APPROVAL OF MAINTENANCE FEES FOR FISCAL YEAR JAN. 1 st TO DEC. 3 1 , 2 0 1 6 .

REPORT ON MEMBERSHIP AND DONATION PROJECT- JONI HENRY ELECTION OF BOARD OF DIRECTORS FOR 2 0 1 6 -2 0 1 8 SELECTION AND/OR RATIFICATION OF THE SPECIAL REPRESENTATIVE TO FORMALIZE MINUTES AT NOTARY PUBLIC. TARI LYNNE SIGMAN SCHOEN, PRESIDENT

ASOCIACION DE COLONOS DE LAS CONCHAS CHINAS, A.C. A todos los miembros de la Asoc. de Colonos de Conchas Chinas, se les avisa que de acuerdo a los estatutos contenidos en nuestra Acta Constitutiva y de conformidad con el acuerdo que se aprobó por unanimidad, se llevará a cabo la Asamblea General el día jueves 2 5 de febrero del 2 0 1 5 , a las 1 8 :3 0 horas en la palapa del Condominio Club Alexandra, en la Calle Sagitario # 3 7 9 . Primera llamada: la asamblea tendrá lugar con los miembros en asistencia, con la necesidad del minimo 5 1 % con derecho a votar. (Un miembro con derecho a votar deberá tener pagada su cuota anual de 2 0 1 6 . Los miembros con derecho a votar pueden dar su ‘proxy’ o poder para votar a un representante quien debe traer un comprobante del pago de la cuota anual. En caso de no haber quorum para la celebración de la junta, se esperara a la Segunda llamada y se celebrará con el numero de asociados presentes. En esta Asamblea se trataran los siguientes asuntos:

ASAMBLEA GENERAL ORDINARIA 2 5 DE FEBRERO DE 2 0 1 6 ORDEN DEL DIA 1 . LISTA DE ASISTENCIA 2 . NOMBRAMIENTO DE ADMINISTRADOR, SECRETARIO Y ESCRUTADORES DE LA ASAMBLEA 3 . PRESENTACIÓN DE LA MESA DIRECTIVA DEL 2 0 1 5 4 . INFORME DEL PRESIDENTE DEL EJERCICIO FISCAL DEL 1 º DE ENERO AL 3 1 DE DICIEMBRE DEL 2 0 1 5 .

5 . DISCUSION Y APROBACIÓN DEL REPORTE FINANCIERO DEL 1 º DE ENERO AL 3 1 DE DICIEMBRE DEL 2 0 1 5 .

6 . DISCUSION Y APROBACIÓN DEL PRESUPUESTO DE GASTOS DEL 1 º DE ENERO AL 3 1 DE DICIEMBRE DEL 2016.

7 . INFORME DE MANTENIMIENTO POR LUIS SALAZAR (INCLUYENDO LOS PROBLEMAS DE BASURA).

DISCUSIÓN Y APROBACIÓN DE LAS CUOTAS DE MANTENIMIENTO A COBRAR POR EL EJERCICIO 2 0 1 6 .

8 . INFORME DE MEMBRESIA Y Y PROYECTO DE DONATIVOS – JONI HENRY 9 . ELECCION DE LA MESA DIRECTIVA PARA 2 0 1 6 -2 0 1 8 .

1 0 . ELECCIÓN Y/O RATIFICACIÓN DEL DELEGADO ESPECIAL PARA FORMALIZAR EL ACTA ANTE NOTARIO PÚBLICO.

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Star Struck at the New Casa Kimberly

By Anita Draycott

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efore John Huston’s 1964 film, The Night of the Iguana, Puerto Vallarta was a sleepy fishing village. All that changed when Liz Taylor arrived to keep an eye on her lover, Richard Burton, while he was filming with the voluptuous Ava Gardner. The publicity buzz about Burton and Liz’s torrid affair, plus the success of the movie, put Vallarta on the tourist map.

During their romantic romp in PV, Richard Burton presented Casa Kimberly (named after the builder’s daughter) as a gift to Elizabeth for her 32nd birthday. Later, the couple purchased the casita across the street so they could have a swimming pool. Burton then commissioned a bridge to be built to connect the two casitas. Modeled after the Bridge of Sighs in Venice and painted pink, the bridge was soon dubbed the “Puente de Amor” (love bridge).

After Richard Burton’s death in 1984, Elizabeth Taylor sold their love nest and it became a B&B. Now, after almost a decade of planning and renovation, the totally renovated and expanded Casa Kimberly opened in December 2015 as a luxury boutique hotel. Owned by Janice Chatterton, who also runs the acclaimed Hacienda San Angel just around the corner, high above the Church of Guadalupe in what used to be called “Gringo Gulch,” Casa Kimberly, in keeping with the reputation of its illustrious former celebrity owners, offers the VIP treatment.

To gain entrance, you must ring a large bell above the door. Just inside, you’ll be greeted by a bronze sculpture of Liz and Dick embracing on a bench. The “wow” factor starts in the reception area where guests are offered a welcome drink while they admire the crystal chandeliers, ornate wrought iron balustrades, sumptuous Oriental carpets, superb antique furnishings and works of art.

Janice Chatterton’s attention to detail is evident throughout —from the satin-lined baskets holding Bulgari toiletries to the oversized fluffy towels, to the linen bathrobes and exquisite bedding. Turndown service comes with a silver tray holding Mexican sweets and heart-shaped chocolatini truffles (in honour of Liz’s favourite cocktail, the chocolate martini).

The landmark bridge, now painted white, leads to a secluded swimming pool and a few rooms,

including the Richard Burton suite, which has a huge walk-in shower and a lovely portrait of Liz and Dick.

Across the bridge are the reception area, The Iguana Dining Room & Tequila Bar and more rooms. The opulent Elizabeth Taylor Suite comes with its own private pool, Jacuzzi and wrap-around terrace. I think Liz would approve of the massive ensuite bathroom and the vintage pink marble bathtub in the shape of a heart where Ms. Taylor herself soaked back in her days in Vallarta.

Guests occupying the Taylor Suite can escape modern-day paparazzi by using the private elevator.

Six evenings a week, the twelve-piece Joya de Mexico mariachi group serenades guests with everything from traditional mariachi to Hollywood and classical tunes in The Iguana Restaurant & Tequila Bar. A larger-than-life portrait of Elizabeth Taylor presides over the elegant alfresco space.

Executive Chef, Eduardo Michaga Lucero from Mexico City, orchestrates the fine cuisine at both The Iguana and Hacienda San Angel.

His menu is an inventive combination of gourmet fare with a Mexican twist. Michaga has a deft touch. His dishes are beautifully presented with robust flavours but never overpowering. Lobster tacos are chockfull of sweet chunks of perfectly cooked crustaceans, topped with a crunchy julienne of vegetables and wrapped in homemade tortillas. Gaspacho is a successful marriage of beets and

tomatoes topped with green apple slivers. Carnivores will enjoy a filet of beef on the bone served with rosemary-infused scalloped potatoes.

For my main course, I devoured gigantic shrimps in a “diablo” sauce with rice and a salsa of black beans and pineapple.

Dessert might be an airy flan with chocolate sauce. Follow it with a dance around the trickling fountain in the courtyard under a sky studded with stars. And so ends a stellar “night at The Iguana.” www.casakimberly.com Anita Draycott is a freelance travel journalist from Toronto who has chosen to spend her winters in the Puerto Vallarta area for the past decade.

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Older and Smarter

By John Warren

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ob Hope had a good line that describes some of my friends. He said, “I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything till noon. Then its time for my nap”.

Henry Ford, who was a bit more serious, said, “Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young”.

You can stay young and learn something new by attending the lectures offered by the International Friendship Club (IFC) on Thursday evenings at 7:00pm and on Friday mornings at 10:30am.

Everyone is welcome.

On Thursday evenings we deal with the one thing that is a sure bet: Death. We hope to prove that talking about death won’t kill you.

Next Thursday, February 18, Rev. Michael Schirmacher, will discuss the grief process, the stages and challenges faced

in grief, and ways of working through and healing after a loss.

He will be joined by George Fulton, a resident of PV and funeral director, who will discuss some of the important decisions families face as a death draws near, and will have information on how the death of a U.S. citizen in Mexico can be handled.

On the 25th, “Buddhism and Beyond: Eastern Perspectives on Death and Dying” will be discussed by Anka Rick Spencer, a Soto Zen Buddhist Priest. Rick now lives in Puerto Vallarta and is resident priest for the Zen group Puerto Compasivo. He also guides retreats and practices with meditation groups in other parts of Mexico.

John Warren, who served on the board of Dying With Dignity Canada for four years, will be on deck on Thursday, March 3rd. He will describe how Canada will, effective 6th June 2016, provide

Physician Assisted Death to qualified patients across that country and will talk about the present status of the Right To Die movement in the USA. For the next three weeks Dan Grippo, PhD., will continue his very popular series of Friday morning lectures. On the 19th and the 26th February Dan will give us a two-part series devoted to “Perspectives on and of Mexican Women”.

On 4th March Dan will review the new book “Gangster Warlords: Drug Dollars, Killing Fields, and the New Politics of Latin America”

by Ioan Grillos.

From the book description: “A new kind of criminal kingpin has arisen: part CEO, part terrorist, and part rock star, unleashing guerrilla attacks, strong-arming governments, and taking over much of the world's trade in narcotics, guns, and humans.

What they do affects you now; from the gas in your car, to the gold in your jewelry, to the tens of thousands of Latin Americans

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calling for refugee status in the U.S.” All of the lectures will be held at the IFC clubhouse located above the HSBC bank in El Centro (Corner of Miramar and Libertad). Your donations at the door go to help IFC’s medical and charitable programs and are greatly appreciated. For a full description of lectures please see ifcvallarta.com and the click on “Activities Calendar.”

The IFC does more than provide intellectual stimulation for visitors and ex-pats. It raises funds each year and then uses them to support its Cleft Palate Treatment program and its Dental Outreach program, both of which help families in great need.

The club provides Nutrition Outreach to poorer families in town and it gives ongoing financial support to seventeen local, registered charities.

None of this support would be possible were it not for people like you, our readers. You are the ones who make donations when you

attend lectures, enjoy the fun of a social game of bridge on Friday afternoons, buy a beverage at social hour, learn Spanish at our classes, and take our fabulous Home Tours. Trip Advisor has 200 reviews about the Home Tours, 190 of them rank us as excellent and the other ten as very good.

A recent review said this: “We had a delicious breakfast on the Malecon and met some wonderful people.

The bus ride was comfy and the tour guides extremely knowledgeable and very entertaining.

The houses were jaw-dropping gorgeous and we spent plenty of time in each of them to explore and dream. To top it all of, the money goes to support several charities. I highly recommend this tour to anyone visits P. V.” Tickets are available online at www.toursforvallarta.com or at the office (address above). Seats are limited so please book in advance.

Now. Time for a nap? You decide!

Grace Kelly – American Actress and European Princess

By Fred Jacobs

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race Kelly was born in Philadelphia in 1929 to a well to do family. Her father had won three Olympic gold medals for the USA, and he was a selfmade millionaire who controlled brickyards on the east coast. Grace was the third of four children. She attended the prestigious Ravenhill Academy for girls and appeared at the age oftwelve on her first stage.

As a teen, Grace expressed an interest in show business. Two of her uncles were also in show business. One uncle was a Vaudeville star and another a Pulitzer Prize winning screenwriter and director.

But Graces’ father did not think show biz as a wise choice for a young woman. He viewed acting as "a slim cut above streetwalker."

Despite her parent’s disapproval, Grace enrolled into the Academy of Arts in New York where she later graduated. After some stage success in New York, Grace tested for MGM studios in Hollywood. She arrived in Hollywood and worked hard to become one of the highest paid and best known actress of the fifties. It started in 1952 with “High Noon’ costarring Gary Cooper. In 1953 she landed the costarring role in Alfred Hitchcock’s “Rear Window” with James Stewart. The same year she starred in “Mogambo” with Clark

Gable, which earned her a Golden Globe win and an Oscar nomination. In 1954 Grace made “Country Girl” with Bing Crosby, which won an Academy Award. Also in 1954, she made “Dial M for Murder” with Ray Midland. At her peak in 1955, Grace made her last Hitchcock film “How to catch a Thief” co-starring Cary Grant, filmed in France.

In April of 1955, Grace was chosen to be in the US delegation to the Cannes Film Festival in the south of France.

She was then invited to a photo session at the Palace of Monaco with Prince Rainier III. After returning to the US, Grace continued private correspondence with Prince Rainier. In December 1955, the Prince started a tour of the US and one stop was to meet with Grace and her family.

Three days later, the Prince proposed marriage to Grace and then they began preparations for “the marriage of the century”. In April 1956 the wedding proved to be just that. It was an event to be remembered and was reportedly watched live by an estimated 30 million all over the world.

Grace had to denounce her USA citizenship and her movies were banned in Monaco by the Prince.

Most Americans had no idea where Monaco even was. It is actually a small part of southern France on

the Mediterranean. It is well known among the rich as a tax haven, fancy Casinos, ports full of yachts, fancy hotels and strict privacy.

Her final film was in 1956 “High

Society” with Frank Sinatra and Bing Crosby, in which she wore her own engagement ring in the movie. The world was losing a talented beauty on the big screen, but gaining a

stunning new princess. In all she made just 11 films and refused all offers after her marriage.

Grace soon adjusted to her palace life and became the mother of three children; a daughter Caroline, a son Albert (the current Prince of Monaco) and another daughter Stephanie. Along with raising her own children, charitable work for children in need around the world became her careers after acting.

In September 1982, Princess Grace was driving back to Monaco from her country home, with her daughter Stephanie.

The princess suffered a minor stroke and lost control of the car on a steep winding road. Her daughter tried to regain control but could not avoid them going down a 120 foot mountainside. Princess Grace was alive when paramedics arrived, but had sustained massive internal injuries. She died the day after in hospital without ever regaining consciousness. In 2014 Nicole Kidman, the Australian movie star, made a movie of Graces Kelly’s life.

Grace was not only beautiful and talented but had a “sexual appeal” that helped her to go from the box office to a palace. She was only 52 when she died.

Fred Jacobs is the author of three books and is a permanent resident of Puerto Vallarta.

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June Rosen invites you!

I www.vallartatribune.com now open for dinner Enjoy Live Mariachi All Week except Saturdays

Diners familiar with Hacienda San Angel's stunning views, outstanding cuisine and topnotch service will feel right at home at The Iguana, the new Mexican specialty restaurant at the new Casa Kimberly Hotel; the former homes of Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton that have recently undergone a meticulously luxurious renovation.

Reservations only - 322 222 1336 Open for dinner 6-11 pm Zaragoza 445, El Centro, Puerto Vallarta www.casakimberly.com

f you are looking for something different to do before Valentine's Day, go up the hill from the old town pier and check out June Rosen Lopez's new designs and have a delicious sweet to start celebrating "Dia de la Amistad", friendship day! This a fun, refreshing event, that brings people together! She is selling all types of beautiful pieces and all price ranges.

The party/show is on Thursday and Friday from 1 to 8pm. The party in her home and it is two blocks up from the pier, on corner of Francisca Rodriquez and Pino Suarez. Don’t miss this great way to meet new people, enjoy some lively conversation and view her gorgeous handcrafted jewelery.

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The Loft Galeria - Fine Art

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he Loft Galeria is a destination “boutique” fine art gallery in the Centro Historico of Puerto Vallarta.

Avid collectors, individuals new to the art scene, students, families, and interior designers, have the opportunity to acquire unique and significant artwork of internationally acclaimed artiststs. Let us mention a few: Wosene Kosrof is featured as a part of our permanent artist collection and is an international star whose artwork spans from Puerto Vallarta to Paris. Addis Abbaba to London. New York to California and beyond. We have had the honor of representing Wosene’s distinct abstraction for several years and we are very proud of the roll that we have played in developing his international demand.

Nicola Wheston has shown with us for many years and now we are expanding our collection of her fine oil on canvas paintings. She is noted in our gallery for her spectacular “alive” and powerful landscapes. Captured through arduous trekking in the jungle near Yelapa. But her still lifes are magnificent and new works are appearing in the gallery. Nicola was recently the recipient of the national People’s Choice award for her exhibition of “Stuff” in Canada.

Bill White continues to astound us as Puerto Vallarta’s finest super-realist painter and portraitist. His work has become centerpiece to many fine collec-

tions and his commissioned portrait work is highly sought after. Bill is now working on a new series of Charro related paintings and we are eagerly awaiting their completion. His portrait of Elizabeth Taylor in the new Iguana Restaurant on the grounds of Casa Kimberly currently has caused ripples through Vallarta’s art scene We at The Loft Galeria wish all of our friends and family who are arriving to our beloved Puerto Vallarta a Very Happy New Year.

Visit us in person at Calle Corona 176A (Upstairs) or call 322 222 6353

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Life

In La Cruz

By Cindy Bouchard Cindy Bouchard, an expat Canadian runs a Boutique Inn, Villa Amor del Mar in La Cruz de Huanacaxtle. She and her husband Chris are living and lovin’ in Vallarta–Nayarit. If you want more info on La Cruz or desire… A very special vacation contact cindy@VillaAmordelMar.com

La Cruz Marina event coordinator extraordinaire; Katrina Liana.

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veryone who visits La Cruz comes from varying backgrounds, using various types of travel and arriving and staying in different types of accommodation. Originally known as a sailor’s hangout between travels – going to the sea of Cortez or to the South Pacific; La Cruz is a respite between ‘weather’ as I hear the sailors call it. Now La Cruz has many more options from hotels to casitas to condos and more and yes, many folks still live on their floating homes.

Katrina Liana or Kat as most of us call her arrived on a sailboat.

Tiny but mighty is how I’d describe this vivacious contributor to our quaint little fishing village. With a smile that melts your heart Kat’s simply always there for others!

She’s passionate about life and finds ways to make being in La Cruz better for those who visit and live here.

I asked Rafael, our harbormaster, to share how Katrina

impacts life at the marina and in our community.

Katrina is one of the biggest assets for the marina; she’s the communication between the marina and our clients (most marinas in Mexico, don’t have someone like this). As a boater herself she knows what kind of activities the clients most appreciate and need. Since 2009 she has volunteered and has been helping the marina 24/7. She puts together most of the activities for my clients; like seminars, regattas, pool activities, sport activities, concerts, potlucks and all the calendar activities.

Kat is helpful with public relations for the marina and the many activities we present. Lately she has been running programs for kids, transforming our marina into the only marina with a Junior Club program; including such activities as underwater discovery for kids, beach camp nights with bon fires, etc. Kat is the link between the expats in La Cruz and the marina, she knows everyone and everyone loves Kat. ~ Rafael Alcántara Luarte; Harbor Master, Marina Riviera Nayarit Kat’s next great contribution will be the Marina La Cruz

Sunset Market. It will be held on February 20th from 4:00pm until Sunset (7:30pm). The focus of the event is to introduce the public to our community here in La Cruz de Huanacaxtle. Vendors from restaurants, boat services, artists, musicians, local causes and more will be sharing their talent and wares at the Sunset Market.

Restaurants will give out samples of their dishes and include special coupons at their booths for the public to visit their establishments.

This is a free event to the vendors and public. Kat reminds us that this is only a sampling of food, not to be mistaken as full meals; plan to enjoy a wonderful meal at one of the myriad of restaurants in La Cruz.

The marina will provide two cash bars during the event.

Location: La Cruz Marina on the Malecon along the sea wall and at the Amphitheater We’ll have many musicians/ bands that will perform during the event. Jason Barnes who manages the wonderful Sunday Market will be managing the stage and musicians.

• Tatewari (sponsored by Sunday Market) • Dom (sponsored by Cruisers Comfort), • R & R (sponsored by Falconi Pizza) • Victor Veysey (sponsored by the Spay & Neuter Clinic in La Cruz).

• And there might just be more musicians who surprise us!

Michael Ditton will be the MC; sharing with the public what’s happening as the afternoon unfolds.

Contact. Katrina Liana at 322.183.3843 or by email svkatrinaliana@gmail.com Or Michael Ditton 322.137.6989 email. michaelditton@yahoo.com For a more on Katrina go to http://www.villaamordelmar.com/ blog/

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Entre Amigos Celebrates San Pancho’s Community Festival

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n February 13th the Entre Amigos Community Center will celebrate its 10th anniversary with the “San Pancho’s Community Festival.”

San Pancho, the Cultural Capital of the Riviera Nayarit will be filled with art, family-friendly fun, love and happiness.

“What’s interesting about San Pancho is there are a lot of organizations that are turning 10 at the same time,” said Nicole Swedlow, Creator and Director of Entre Amigos. “Around that time, ten years ago, we were all a bit younger and we were all thinking about what kind of a future we wanted for San Pancho, what kind of a world we wanted to live in and how we were going to do it. And with our youth, with our ideas and the thought that, yes, it’s possible, we did it. And we’re still doing it!”

“The community already feels the investment of energy and love that Entre Amigos and many other organizations have put in,” added Swedlow with a smile. “Now we

can celebrate this path we’re making towards a better future together with the entire community and our own kids.”

An “Alebrijes” themed parade will begin at 4 p.m. with the participation of some 300 people. It starts at the facilities at Entre Amigos and then makes its way to the Plaza del Sol, where there will be several celebratory activities, expos and games both educational and eco-friendly.

The Festival’s inauguration begins around 6:30 p.m. with plenty of surprises, including shows and a verbena. Around 9 p.m. there will be a donation of the 1,000+ Timeline Photos to the residents of San Pancho, finishing up with banda music.

The activities are free of charge and all the art on display will be handmade, the food traditional and the ambiance laidback—the usual vibe in San Pancho.

Don’t forget to visit www.entreamigos.org.mx and www.facebok. com/entreamigossanpancho.

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Fun on the Riviera Nayarit Cat Morgan www.rivieranayaritfun.com Cat@RivieraNayaritFun.com

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ola everybody! …So, how about those Broncos! Now with the Superbowl behind usm Valentine’s Day approaches and the activities and fun continue to flourish around the Banderas Bay and Riviera Nayarit. Most restaurants have music and a special menu for Valentine’s Day. The restaurants will be filled so I do hope you have made your reservations. (See the Riviera Nayarit Fun Facebook Page) More fundraisers and free events also abound, and will continue throughout the season. Whale watching is one of the main attractions and is absolutely why we continue to come back to the lovely Banderas Bay season after season. The Banderas Bay is huge and is the largest natural bay

in Mexico and among the 10 largest bays on the planet. Also, as one of the deepest bays in the world, the Banderas Bay reaches depths of over 3,000 feet! Extending across 68 kilometers (42 whopping miles) of the Pacific Ocean, the bay actually extends farther than the Marieta Islands. Beginning in the south at Puerto Vallarta, the bay flows northwest into the Riviera Nayarit at Punta de Mita and continues north beyond Sayulita and through Lo de Marcos where in joins the Bahia Jaltemba Bay in La Penita.

The Bay yields so much biological diversity that sea life flourishes in the Bahia Banderas Bay, of which some species and locales are protected by National Marine

Reserves, like the Marietas Islands where you can find the Blue Footed Booby; and yes they really do have blue feet. Whale watching is the best! I have recently seen a family of three Orcas; so amazing! Their dorsal fins are huge!

If you would like to get out on the water I personally recommend the Chica Locca.

All inclusive, they have all the water toys, great service and plenty of pillows and pads for everyone. They do trips to Yelapa, the Marietas and private tours are available. Their next trip to Yelapa is on Feb. 24th…and I am going!

Write me if you want to go too! The Chica Locca is docked at the La Cruz Marina. Here are a few other things you may be interested in: AA Meetings in Bucerias are available. If you would like to attend a meeting, or would like more information, please call Jim at 322-193-3666 or Bryce at 322-2278987. These meetings are great for when you feel the need for support, or when you need to support someone else who has a drinking issue or for yourself on how to cope with loved ones and friends who are struggling with alcohol abuse issues.

Bucerias Biblioteca Rey Nayar / Bucerias Children’s Library

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The Annual General Meeting of Biblioteca Rey Nayar - also known as the Bucerias Children's Library, will be held on Monday, February 15 at 5:00 PM in the library at 949 Camino Viejo al Valle. New board members need to be elected to fill vacancies and to continue with the good work there.

Children and adults are currently attending English classes, movies for children are shown on Friday evenings and there is a story hour time on Saturday mornings. And, the children are checking out books to take home to read. To fund these activities, there will be a used book sale held at Bungalows Arroyo, Lazaro Cardenas 108, on Wednesday, February 17 from 9:00 - 1:00. There will also be a few 2016 calendars for sale for those of you who have not purchased one as yet. If you have books to donate, you may drop them off at 232 Carmen Serdan or bring them early to the book sale.

To find the library, go up Estaciones towards California Pizza’s.

Pull into the California Pizza’s lot and go past the meat market and turn left right behind the market, where the rodeo is. Go right on the first street and past the rodeo.

There you will see the Children’s Library on the right side fenced in.

La Cruz Marina "Meet the Authors " February 15th @ Marina La Cruz-VIP Lounge 5:00pm. A great group of writers with published books are here to speak about what inspired them to share their stories. Lynn La Vita organized the La Cruz Writers Group.

Talented authors from Fiction and Nonfiction published books will be in attendance for the "Meet the Authors ". The authors that will be speaking this month: J. Grover, Living Really Living; Teri and Don Murray, Pie in the Sky Adventure; Michael Ditton, Dreams, Goals and Adventures.

This is a great opportunity to find new material to read during your cruising and vacation travels.

A free event for all! They will have cheese and crackers with wine along with coffee and juices provided by the Poolside Deli for purchase during the event.

Thanks for tuning in. Check the allBucerias.com and the AllLaCruz.com calendars for more free events, music schedules and fun around the amazing Banderas Bay. As always, no matter what you choose have fun and enjoy the ride!

For questions or comments please contact me at Cat@RivieraNayaritFun.com or Cat@CatMorgan.me .

AHO!

Baby Clothes from Winnipeg to San Pancho With Love

By Rev. Rod Sprange

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ur Parish of St. Peter in Winnipeg, Canada has been blessed by a loving relationship with volunteers and staff of the hospital in San Pancho (San Francisco) Nayarit, Mexico. Through our connection with Christ Church by the Sea in Puerto Vallarta, we became aware of the great need for new-born baby clothes in the maternity unit of the San Pancho regional hospital. The hospital is the maternity and pediatric centre for the area surrounding San Pancho. Every year over 1,400 babies are brought into this world by the caring staff of the hospital.

Unfortunately there is much poverty in the area and as Michel Griffen, a local volunteer in the early stimulation unit reports, “…many others arrive with nothing to wrap or dress their babies”.

Our parish vestry (church council) approved a project where we would collect brand new baby clothes and receiving blankets and home knitted clothes to take to San Pancho. Parish members enthusiastically embraced the project.

They wanted to know more about

the people living in and around San Pancho and which clothing and items would be most needed. Ana Luisa Contreras, one of the pediatric nurses told us that every item was equally in demand as many people were very poor.

The first year we started the project in September 2014 and by January 2015 had a huge suitcase of baby items ready to take to San Pancho. We were grateful to West Jet, a Canadian airline with direct flights between Winnipeg and Puerto Vallarta, which offers a program where we are permitted to bring one extra free suitcase for humanitarian aid purposes. We transported 50 lbs. of baby clothes and blankets to Mexico. The Mexican government allows us to bring in up to $500 worth of products for humanitarian aid.

Our friends, Curt Hahn and Allan Affleck, from Christ Church By-the-Sea in Puerto Vallarta, helped us to transport the bulky case from Puerto Vallarta to San Pancho. Then on a wonderful day in February we took the Pacifico bus from Puerto Vallarta to San Pancho to deliver the suitcase full of clothes to the hospital.

It was wonderful to see the tears

of joy from Michel and Ana as we unpacked item after item. The hand-knitted items were received with great care and we were told that they would be treasured by the families receiving them, who would hand them down from generation to generation. It was a very moving experience for us. In particular seeing one young child wearing one of the hand-knitted cardigans and accepting a hand-sewn stuffed toy. Grandma, holding the baby, was very proud.

In September 2015 we again started to collect items for San Pancho and once again were overwhelmed by the generosity of parishioners who were so excited to help.

Each Sunday people would excitedly bring in baby items they had made or purchased. We displayed the received items in the suitcase each week as a reminder of the project. Many people came to admire the clothes and in particular the knitted items.

We were unable to visit Mexico this year but some Winnipeg friends, Ron and Marilyn, were going and were delighted to take the extra case. Once again, Curt

Michel Griffen, Susan and Rev. Rod Sprange unpacking baby clothes donated by St. Peter’s Parish, Winnipeg, in 2015. helped transport the suitcase to San Pancho, and Ron and Marilyn had the pleasure of presenting the clothing to Michel, Ana and Dra Laura Garcia Hernandez (one of the hospital pediatricians). I know it was a highlight of their visit this year and we were happy that two more Winnipegers had made a connection with the wonderful people at the San Pancho hospital.

With God’s help we will continue this project and our loving rela-

tionship with the people of San Pancho will grow. Our thanks to all who provide care for the babies and who have assisted with the project - especially the knitters who spent many loving hours crafting such beautiful items, and those who purchased lovely items for the babies.

The Rev Rod and Susan Sprange, Winnipeg, February 2016 St. Peter's Anglican Church, 755 Elm Street, Winnipeg, MB R3M 3N8

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By Michael Green Boardwalk Realty

What you should expect from your agent when you list your home.

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ecently, a man came to our office to make sure we were aware of his listing with another agency. He hadn’t been getting many showings and was hoping we would keep his home in mind for future clients.

We proceeded to search for his listing on-line so he could show me how beautiful a place it was. We searched vallartanayaritmls.com (the main online system used by Realtors here) and could not find it. Then we searched MLSVallarta. com (the oldest listing system in town) and we found it. However, there was only one picture - of the pool - and not much of a description. The man was disappointed,

as I could not see how great a place it was – and at $600,000 USD I was sure that it was.

This man’s visit got me thinking about what people should expect from their agent when listing a property with them. First and foremost, your property needs to be prominently advertised on the internet. Most people looking for a property in today’s world start their search on the internet. If the agent is an AMPI member (Association of Realtors in Mexico), then it needs to be on vallartanayaritmls.com (also referred to as flexmls) to make sure that other agencies and clients can find it. I suggest that

your listing needs to be on many other websites as well. In total, our listings appear on 15+ websites to ensure the best possible exposure.

Your agent should also place your home on social media, even further increasing your exposure.

Your listing needs to have great pictures, as this is what draws the person to your property. With many listings on the market these days you need yours to stand out.

When a home needs some general maintenance, de-cluttering and maybe a rearrangement of furniture, your agent should be willing to gently discuss this with you.

When pricing your home, your agent should provide you with comparables for your home.

Comparables are the prices that other similar homes have sold for - in other words, a good estimate of what a buyer is willing to pay for your home. Not basing your selling price on comparables results in a longer time on market.

With this done, your place should be ready to list. In turn though, your agent will need assistance from you to sell your property.

Have your property looking tip top for showings. Make sure it is clean and de-cluttered.

Leave your home during showings (and take pets too, please). People looking for a place feel intimidated when you are there and they cannot look at your home as closely as they may like.

After showings take place, you should expect your agent to follow up with the prospective buyers or the showing agent to get feedback and provide this to you. This helps you to make adjustments as necessary to improve future showings.

Remember that in Puerto Vallarta many of our buyers are here on a short vacation. If they ask to see your place, on what may seem to be short notice, please try to oblige. Quite often they only have a day or two to look at properties and if you aren’t able to show, then you lose a potential opportunity.

Provide feedback and ask questions of your agent. Ensure that you are watching to see that your property is being advertised and shown to its potential. We are working together to sell your property so we need to act as a team.

Now relax, enjoy Puerto Vallarta and let your agent work their magic and sell your place!

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Cuisine of the Sun Serves a Menu Packed with Personalities

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hen celebrity chefs gather for Villa La Estancia’s inaugural Cuisine of the Sun from April 13-17, the Vallarta luxury resort’s tasteful chef roster is certain to prevail as a recipe for success.

As the newest gastronomy event in a region celebrated for its

phenomenal cuisine and culinary event, this international food and wine festival will feature dinners, cooking classes and wine tastings presented by celebrity food and libation talents from throughout the U.S. and Latin America.

Cuisine of the Sun’s nosh adventures will be presented so that atten-

dees enjoy interactive experiences with these gastro gurus. Among the tasteful events scheduled will include an opening night dinner, two daily chef demonstrations, La Casona wine pairing dinner with entertainment, White Beach and DJ Party with eight food stations and live music, and finale Extrava-

gant Brunch with Champagne and Mexican entertainment.

“Villa La Estancia is excited to welcome such impressive culinary experts to our new Cuisine of the Sun coming this April,” says General Manager Olivier Coupat.

“These masters who help create the culinary events provide enri-

Mexico's only pro long boarding surfing event February 19-21, 2016, Sayulita

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ith $10,000 USD in prize money this year, competitors from as far as Taiwan, Hawaii, Brazil and France, will be in attendance at Mexico’s only professional long board competition in Sayulita, Nayarit on February 19-21, 2016.

The event takes place at the main break right in town, two blocks down to beach from the plaza, you can’t miss it, daily, Friday, Saturday and Sunday from 8 am-3 pm.

More info can be found at www. mexilogfest.com and can follow them on instagram: @mexilogfest

ching experiences for our guests, the local community and even our staff. We look forward to continuing this trend.”

Be sure to check out the Villa La Estancia luxury resort’s “Blogger of the Sun” contest on its Facebook page. Visit facebook.com/villalaestanciavallartanayarit for details.

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Carnival in Mexico Daniel Wheeler

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elebrated 45 days before Easter (February 8th this year), Carnival is a celebration of earthly, or carnal pleasures before the austerity and sacrifice of Lent. Beginning on the Friday before Ash Wednesday, Carnival reaches its climax on Mardi Gras — "Fat Tuesday." Perhaps the most famous festivities are those of Rio de Janeiro and New Orleans. But there are lively celebrations throughout Mexico in more than 200 towns and cities. With excellent weather all year round, Mexico is a great place to experience the excitement, music, dance and color of Carnival. Here are some of the more popular celebrations around the country.

Mazatlan The port of Mazatlan, in the northern state of Sinaloa, is famous Carnival. A relatively recent addition to the festivities, Mazatlan has heavily promoted Carnival to the American and Canadian tourist, drawing in visitors from up north to take part in a carnival with a slightly different flavor. These festivities are accompanied by banda music, a genre that originated in this state and is popular all over the country.

This brass-based musical sound is very similar to the polka. Closer to home in Puerto Vallarta we have Autlan and Chapala. An easy day overnight trip; either of these towns are great places to explore Mexico.

Chapala Set on Lake Chapala, the municipal seat includes charming Victorian architecture in the downtown area. The Carnival celebrations center on the park alongside the

Mazatlan pier, but the action spreads to other towns on the north shore, such as San Antonio Tlayacapan and Ajijic.

Festivities include rodeo events along with music and dancing, parades, carnival rides and more.

Masked male dancers known as Sayacos wear wide hats and long beards, while others dress in drag, with wigs, beads and hugely padded breasts. The Sayacos predate the Spanish conquest of 1520.

Autlan The little town of Autlan in Jalisco celebrates Carnival in a big way. Birthplace of guitarist Carlos Santana, its festivities center on

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the bullfights, held in a special arena, while the music, dancing and fun continue in the streets.

In the Yucatan and on the east coast of Mexico; Merida, Campeche and Veracruz offer up extravagant parades and great family fun.

Merida The capital of Yucatan state, Merida's colonial heart has a distinctively French feel. Indeed, until the mid-20th century, it was easier to reach New Orleans by sea than to travel from the Yucatan to Mexico City. Carnival in the "White City" is a family affair with

theme parades, a king and queen, and salsa, mambo and cumbia dancing. The Battle of the Flowers is "fought" with lush tropical blossoms. Don't miss the spectacular Maya pyramids outside the city.

Campeche Perhaps the oldest in Mexico, Campeche's Carnival represents bad moods with the figure of a pirate. That makes sense, as pirates once preyed on Spanish ships laden with gold that set sail from the port. Unique to Campeche celebrations is the "Dance of the Pig's Head." One dancer carries a tray depicting the head of a

by Sandra Cesca

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his column is for all of us who are still struggling with the Spanish language…and for those who just want to enjoy a good laugh!

Although I have lived here seven years, I still make many mistakes with words that sound the same but are entirely different or with the same word that has double or triple meanings, some resulting in various degrees of embarrassment.

Today’s story: JABÓN (SOAP) JAMÓN (HAM) A reader writes in: I am always saying “jabón” for ham.

Now I have a better way to remember the difference.

“Jamón” begins with the sound “ham” when pronounced correctly! Wish all confusing Spanish words were so easy to remember.

Send me your bloopers and a little story to go with them: sandra.learn.vallarta@gmail.com

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pig. Attached to the tray, colored ribbons are held by other dancers.

Veracruz Sold as the largest Carnival outside of Brazil, Veracruz offers 10 days of parades, festivities, music, food and tradition. Celebrated since 1866 when Archduke Maximilian of Hapsburg ruled Mexico, Carnival here was originally held inside theaters or ballrooms. Today, it begins with the burning of a figure representing bad moods, and ends with the burial of Juan Carnival. The stately Danzon is a favorite dance.

Source: www.mexconnect.com

events

February 17 Becas Vallarta Breakfast at River Cafe 9:30 a.m., $200 pesos per ticket- info and tickets: Suzanne Erikson 221-5599 or Terry Prill 221-5465, or Mariel or Carlos Fregosa 221-0789 February 17 Bingo at Nacho Daddy’s at 4:00 pm All bingo games at Nacho Daddy’s will be every other Wednesday with card sales beginning at 3:00 pm and bingo at 4:00 pm. Bingo bags over 1000 pesos, raffle tickets for great prizes, final game is a cash blackout bingo with the winner taking home half the pot. All proceeds shared with Pasitos de Luz and Colina Spay and Neuter.

February 24 Murder Mystery Dinner Theater – Girl’s Night Out in Support of Amigos de La Cruz at Philos tickets and more information to come.

February 28 Murder Mystery Dinner Theater – Girl’s Night Out in Support of Amigos de La Cruz at Philos tickets and more information to come. (matinee) March 1 Murder Mystery Dinner Theater – ‘Girl’s Night Out’ in Support of Amigos de La Cruz at Philos tickets and more information to come.

March 4 Annual Becas Ball at the Westin Regina. More information to come.

February 14 3rd Annual Open Your Heart Gala in support of Corazon de Nina Tickets available at Carol’s Boutique 322/113-0073 or Salsa Salon 322/221-3256.

For information, please visit www.fundacioncorazon. mx or Facebook: corazondeninapv.

February 18th Sing along with Members and Friends of Vallarta Botanical Gardens at Garbo’s Piano Bar on Pulpito St. in Old Town, 7-8:30 pm.

At the Piano for the 15th year: New York Pianist Kenny Luchs playing the American Songbook, your host Musical Comedy Star Rick Vancil. Tip jar to the VBG. No cover or minimum.

March 5 5th Annual Riverfest at El Rio BBQ Music festival - 7 bands, exhibits, bbq buffet plus paella, silent auction, 50/50 and more. $80 peso donation at the gate or advance purchase VIP patron ticket for $750 pesos. 12pm to 7pm New this year - patron table sponsorship! All proceeds to Pasitos de Luz. Information at the Pasitos table at The Old Town Famers Market January 2 and 9 or email Barb condo211@yahoo.ca

February 15 Medical Matters 2016 Beginning at 9 AM at CasaMagna Marriott Puerto Vallarta Resort & Spa, this all-day event is open to the public. Come learn about healthcare

February 22 Adult Bingo Held at The Palm Cabaret this naughty but nice bingo game benefits the Purr Project. Each bingo has a special guest and plenty of great

April 13 Becas Vallarta Breakfast at Coco’s Kitchen 9:30 a.m., $200 pesos info and tickets: Suzanne Erikson 221-5599 or Terry Prill 221-5465, or Mariel or Carlos Fregosa 221-0789

Shabbat Services

Friday February 19th Shabbat Services presented by Puerto Vallarta Jewish Community at 6:30 pm at Casa Carmen, on Calle Jesus Langarica, directly behind Hotel Rosita at the end of the first block going toward the ocean. Volunteers are needed to help with kippas and prayer books. Check Facebook for Puerto Vallarta Jewish Community or email Donna at helth1@sbcglobal. net. Join us for dinner at Pan y Que? Right behind Hidalgo Park near the little church. Reservations are needed. Please RSVP by Tuesday morning, February 16, to Donna.

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February 13 Rotary Club Wine and Art Fundraiser Del Canto condominium - Nuevo Vallarta- Flamingos Nayarit, from 6-9pm Donation: 250.00 pesos (includes wine-appetizers-live music) Local artist supporting the community, funds benefits the elderly and sight-impaired.

February 23 Murder Mystery Dinner Theater – ‘Girl’s Night Out’ in Support of Amigos de La Cruz at Philos tickets and more information to come.

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February 12 CANICA Breakfast – This annual event raises funds for local children with Cancer to assist in housing and transportation costs. $200 pesos 9:30am at the River Café. Now celebrating 10 years of service.

February 16 2nd Annual Culinary and Art Festival From 3-7pm at Marsol Hotel Lobby in front of the pier Celebrate the month of friendship (Mes de Amistad) with art, music and delectable treats from local restaurants, vendors and artists.

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February 11 Garbo’s Sing-A-Long -with New York Pianist Kenny Luchs Playing the American Songbook at one of Mexico’s oldest Piano Bars.

On Pulpito Street - Love songs only this week for Valentine’s.

No cover. No minimum. Tips to local charities.

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Working with a Nutritionist

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espite the plethora of fresh fruits, veggies and seafood in Puerto Vallarta, the weight can creep on with the excessive alcohol or taco consumption, and sitting in the beach chair all days doesn’t help either. So, when you seem to be yoyo dieting and not getting to your weight loss goal, or you are losing weight and then gaining it back faster than you put it on, it’s time for professional help.

There are several ways to approach the problem.

1) Try a commercialized diet plan like Weight Watchers 2) Go to a “Diet Doctor” and receive some sort of pills, or shakes that work when you are taking them.

3) Consult with a nutritionist Here are the pros and cons of each of the above: Diet Plans PROS: They can be very flexible and adapted to many lifestyles, and some of them have pre-packaged foods as part of the program.

CONS: The commercialized diet

plans are not tracked and supervised on a weekly basis. Basically they are self-monitored so if you are not losing weight, you might stop following the plan for lack of motivation. Also, do you really want to eat all those chemicals when you have fresh mango in your fridge?

Diet Doctors PROS: This method can provide some people with a sense of “security” because the regiment is administered by a doctor, and sometimes, the doctor will perform blood tests to see what the underlying issue are.

CONS: Going to a diet doctor can be a quick fix. Often, you will be given a calorie restricted meal plan along with pills and shakes or, sometimes, an injection. All of which work during the course of the regiment and stop working when you stop taking the prescribed products. Expensive, even in Mexico and sometimes all is not as

it seems. Be sure to research reputable clinics.

Nutritionists PROS: Consulting with a nutritionist can be the best solution. A nutritionist will plan out and customize an appropriate meal plan based on your lifestyle, your height, weight, age and your activity level.

This method will also provide careful and regular supervision, coaching, and motivation for the client to stay on course with their meal plan and encouragement when they need it. Nutritionists will take your food allergies, preferences, and family history into consideration.

For long term results, working with a nutritionist is the best solution.

CONS: No short cuts. Only sustainable, long term results.

Which is tough when each day is a beach day, but you will feel better, live longer and thus, enjoy that many more beach days.

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Perhaps you have something to contribute?

You are invited to contribute your personal story to a “Best of Mexico” anthology being built by hundreds of people who have experienced the wonders of the county’s food, hospitality, and culture. Mexico is more than depressing news about narco violence. There is another story about Mexico’s people and culture that deserves to be told.

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In a few sentences, tell us about a place, event, item, or person that for you represents the best of what Mexico has to offer. Your story will be part of an ebook chronicling the Best

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IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 magnificent homes.

Buses leave Sea Monkey restaurant, at the foot of Aquiles Serdan, at 10:30am. Cost is $500 pesos.

Riviera Farmers Market – Nuevo Vallarta from 9am-2pm WEDNESDAY Forever Spring Farmers Market - 50 Lazaro Cardenas, opposite Sandrinas, Bucerias 9am-1pm Three Hens and a Rooster Market - on Carranza 466, Old Town, Puerto Vallarta 9am to 1pm IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 magnificent homes.

Buses leave Sea Monkey restaurant, at the foot of Aquiles Serdan, at 10:30am.

Artwalk – In the historic center of Vallarta 6-10pm Art collectors, local residents and interested visitors are invited to discover the great variety and exceptional quality of art available in Puerto Vallarta.

THURSDAY Bucerias Artwalk from 7-9pm Calle Lazaro Cardenas Marina Night Market – 6-9:30pm vendors and artisans set up along the marina FRIDAY Marsol Market by the Pier, Vallarta – 9:30am – 1:30 Sayulita Farmers Market – 9am-2pm SATURDAY Old Town Farmers Market - 9:30am-2pm Parque Lazaro Cardenas, Vallarta Three Hens and a Rooster Market - From 9am to 1pm, on Carranza 466, Old Town, Vallarta Lo de Marcos Tianguis - 9am - 2pm SUNDAY Live Music in the Main Plaza, Vallarta – 6pm La Cruz Farmers Market – 9-2pm

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