ISSUE 985, February 18 - 24, 2016 by Vallarta Tribune

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Welcome to Puerto Vallarta

and Riviera Nayarit Here is some advice to make your trip a little easier and more enjoyable. TIME ZONE: The entire state of Jalisco is on Central Time, as is the southern part of the State of Nayarit starting from Guayabitos in the north. BUSES: A system of urban buses with different routes can bring you from one end of the bay to the other and all the spots in between. Current fare is $7.50 pesos per ticket and passengers must purchase a new ticket every time they board another bus. There are no “transfers”. TAXIS: There are set rates within defined zones of town. Do not enter a taxi without agreeing on the price with the driver first. Price is per trip not person. MONEY EXCHANGE: Although you may have to wait in line for a few minutes, banks will give you a higher rate of exchange than the exchange booths (caja de cambio). You will need your passport. Better yet, use your bank card to withdraw funds from any ATM machine. Note that ATM’s in the banks are the safest to use and generally charge lower fees. DRINKING WATER: For the 18th year in a row, Puerto Vallarta’s water has been awarded a certification of purity for human consumption. The quality of the water tested at the purification plant varies greatly from what comes out of the tap at the other end. So do be careful. If you want to be doubly sure, you can pick up bottled water just about anywhere. EXPORTING PETS: Falling love with the street dog outside your hotel or a puppy on the Malecon doesn’t mean they can’t come home with you. The process is fairly inexpensive and only takes a day or two. You need a certificate of health from a local vet among other things. The time of year that pets can travel in the cargo section of the plane may be your biggest challenge. For the most up-to-date information contact the Puerto Vallarta SPCA at spcapv@gmail.com. COMMON SENSE: Just as you wouldn’t walk around your hometown drunk and beligerent, it is not acceptable to do that here. While Mexicans are a forgiving bunch, basic politeness is appreciated. For the guys, peeing in public is a major faux pas and if you are caught, can get you tossed in jail or an expensive fine. Pay attention to your surroundings. Pay your bills. Be courteous. And have fun! DRINKING AND DRIVING: First off – just don’t. The consequences are not worth it. Taxis are cheap and plentiful. Fines are as much as 10,000 pesos. You can be taken to jail and your vehicle impounded. There are many checkstops on the weekends and you will be asked to blow if they suspect you have been drinking. LEGAL SYSTEM: Not knowing the law is not an valid excuse in Mexico or anywhere. If you find yourself caught in a legal situation be aware that guilt is presumed until your innocence can be proven. This is a very difficult lesson to learn if you are visiting from the United States or Canada in particular. Immediately contact your consulate for assistance. Director Noemi Zamora noemizamorareynoso@gmail.com Editor Lic. Madeline Milne mmilne@Vallartatribune.com Sales Team Rebeca Castellón rebeca.castellonn@gmail.com Information office ventastribuna7@yahoo.com Designer Cynthia E. Andrade G. cysandra@gmail.com cisandra@vallartatribune.com

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Calling in Mexico Calling phones in Mexico can be tricky as it is different than in the US or Canada. There are different codes you need to use depending if you are calling landlines or cellular phones and if they are local or long distance. Long-distance calls from within Mexico For national long-distance calls (within Mexico) the code is 01 plus the area code and phone number. For international long-distance calls, first dial 00, then the country code (for the U.S. and Canada the country code is 1, so you would dial 00 + 1 + area code + 7 digit number). Calling Cell Phones (from a land line) If you are calling from a landline within the area code of the Mexican cell phone number dial 044, then the 10 digit number including area code. Outside of the area code (but still within Mexico) dial 045 and then the 10 digit phone number. Cell phone to cell phone only requires the 10 digit number. Phone Cards Phone cards (“tarjetas telefonicas”) for use in pay phones can be bought at newstands and in pharmacies in denominations of 30, 50 and 100 pesos. Pay phones do not accept coins. When buying a phone card for pay phone use, specify that you would like a “tarjeta LADA,” because pre-paid cell phone cards are also sold in the same establishments. Calling Toll-Free Numbers Some toll free numbers work from Mexico to the US and Canada, but many do not. You need to dial a different prefix. To call the following toll free prefixes, dial as follows: 800 numbers Dial 001-880-then the number 866 numbers Dial 001-883-then the number 877 numbers Dial 001-882-then the number 888 numbers Dial 001-881-then the number

Emergencies: 060 Red Cross: 065 Non-Emergency Police 322.290.0507 Fire Department: 322.223.9476

Ahoy Cruisers! Day Ship Passengers 19-Feb MV Voyager 556 23-Feb Crown Princess 3,120 24-Feb Azamara Journey 686 24-Feb Carnival Miracle 2,124 27-Feb Grand Princess 2,600

Ambulance: 322.222.1533 Consulates American Consulate Nuevo Vallarta: 322.222.0069 24 hrs Guadalajara: 333.268.2145 Canadian Consulate 322.293.2894 24 hrs: 1.800.706.2900

Immigration: 322.224.7719 Consumer Protection: 01.800.468.8722 Tourism Offices Jalisco: 322.221.2676 Nayarit: 322.297.1006

In port this month

In the month of February Puerto Vallarta welcomes 36,814 passengers! Bienvenidos

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ast week I kept getting complaints that my email wasn't working, so apologies if you sent me something and I never responded. I cleaned up about 10,000 messages from the various government press agencies that send me 100's of notices a day. It was very cathartic to see the inbox go down to just 730 pending emails. Many times I forget that I live and work here. My expectations are that I should be at the beach, with everyone else. But the reality is that my work weeks are usually 50-60 hours in front of my computer or in meetings. Of course, my commute is much nicer, and I wear flip flops just about everywhere, so there are trade-offs. A few weeks back I met someone who has a great job as the head of Vidanta's Golf Academy, Tom Stickley. He clearly is still enamoured with Vallarta and his role in the ever-expanding Vidanta suite of products. The grin on his face told me everything, and also made my question if pro-football and not pro-golf would be a better path to direct my son towards. Vidanta's new Greg Norman course is getting rave reviews; read all about it on page 13.

Then, yesterday I had the most enjoyable breakfast with someone who is now-semi-retired and spending as much time as he likes here in Vallarta, who also had a similar grin on his face. Milton (who along with his wife Renee) are working on strengthening the Jewish community through events that are inclusive to all; locals and visitors, Orthodox, Conservative and everything in between.

Proudly he told me how his family has been here since the mid 70's and soon with the arrival of his grandchildren, there will have been four generations enjoying Vallarta. Maybe the hardest working woman in Puerto Vallarta, Pamela Thompson outdid herself this year with the sixth annual Medical Matters conference. I stopped in for a couple of hours and saw thousands of happy faces, eagerly absorbing the wealth of information organized for the event. See page 28 for a full report. What's on the agenda for this week? Well, I had about a dozen emails from concerned readers who wanted to know what happened to Penelope and how they could help, which has motivated me to see if we can set up a 'lost and found' for animals in Puerto Vallarta. I don't need any more on my plate, but the lack of acceptable services can be fixed with a little effort. (Well, maybe a lot of effort and probably needs money too.) We had a huge number of new (fundraising) events submitted for the calendar, so please take a look on page 26 to check out what's going on around town. A couple of events close to my heart (and stomach) are the Rhythm and Ribs Fundraiser in Bucerias on February 20th, the American Legion's Chili Cook-Off at El Rio on February 27th and Riverfest on March 5th, also at El Rio. All support great causes from disadvantaged children, families and animals. Enjoy your week in whatever you pursue. Madeline

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FIND US IN SAYULITA!

he Vallarta Tribune is now available in Sayulita at the Friday Farmers Market as well as local cafes and restaurants around town including: North Side Café, ChocoBanana, Ya-Ya’s Café, the River Café, Café El Espresso, Don Pedro’s Restaurant ALSO! We now have a permanent space at the Amigos De La Cruz booth in the La Cruz Sunday Farmers Market. We look forward to better serving the Sayulita and Riviera Nayarit communities.

Looking For The Tribune? Delivered on Thursday and Friday to local restaurants, real estate offices and shops, you can also now pick up the Vallarta Tribune at the La Cruz, Farmers Market every Sunday at the Amigo's de La Cruz booth. Located across from the music area.

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By Erin Staley

Fall in Love with Chelow Jewe

ooking for something special to do this Saturday? Don't miss the “make it, bake it, grow it” adventures that await at Vallarta's favorite weekend attraction: the

Old Town Farmers Market-Tianguis Cultural! We'll wow you with farm-fresh produce, ready-to-eat goodies, traditional Mexican instruments, artisan chocolates, hand-

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made body products, whimsical decor, fashion-forward apparel and the beauty, craftsmanship and creativity of Chelow jewelry.

Meet Chelow

Owner and designer Chelow, began designing jewelry in 2004. Inspired by nature, the Mexican culture and most importantly, her clients, Chelow creates “fall in love with” pieces that will enhance the style and femininity of the wearer.

Chelow’s unforgettable pieces fall into one of three inspiration lines: ·Brilliant and colorful, like Mexico itself. ·Classic and romantic, following Chelow’s heart and fascination with cultured pearls from Mexico, Indonesia, Japan, Africa and Australia. ·Comfort and practicality – two things that are particularly important Chelow's pieces.

“One of our most-loved lines is 'Gypsy',” Chelow says. “It is inspired by our time on the beaches and surfing in colorful Sayulita which is located 43 km north of Puerto Vallarta.”

Smart and Fashionable

One of the most appealing aspects of Chelow jewelry is that each line is easily converted into many designs, styles and sizes. “The necklaces are fully adjus-

You’re Invited! We’re open 9:30-2 every Saturday, from November 7 to April 30, 2016. We’re located at Lazaro Cárdenas Park in Vallarta’s Emiliano Zapata neighbourhood. For only 14 pesos an hour, you can park in the garage directly beneath park. Public buses and taxis also come this way with a Pino Suarez Street drop off.

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jasper, agates, opals, jade, tourmaline, topaz, and much more to fashion their wearable art.

table, matching the outfits my clients love to wear,” explains Chelow. “For example, one necklace can be fashioned into many styles – short, long, wrap or double wrap. It's like you're buying four or five looks with just one purchase.”

100% Handcrafted Jewelry

All Chelow designs are handcrafted by Chelow and her husband, Jorge. They use natural stones, turquoise, quartz, tiger eye, cornalline, coral, amethyst, aqua marine, amazonite, moon stone,

Chelow and her husband love to add an extra special touch to their Chelow line. They often use cultivated pearls and Swarovski crystals in combination with sterling silver .925, 24kt gold plating, handmade Mexican brass, cow and kangaroo leather or suede. The result is an exquisite piece that will flatter any client.

Chelow Creativity Continues

Don't think you'll come back to the Chelow market stall and see the same pieces season after season. No, the artist continues to thrill market-goers with new designs and materials. This season, Chelow has added the smart and stylish appeal of Drusy and quartz pendants. They have been a big hit and promise to make the perfect gift for you or a loved one.

Get Involved! Interested in becoming a new vendor? Stop by the information booth for an application. For the latest in market news (both in English and Spanish), visit www. oldtownfm.com and “like” us on Facebook (Old.Town. Farmers.Market.PV).

Meet Chelow this Saturday, or visit her shop at Basilio Badillo 156 B, Zona Romantica, Puerto Vallarta. For additional information, contact +52 (322) 147-7292, Facebook (chelowvallarta), www.chelowvallarta.com or chelow.84(at)hotmail. com.

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Love Yoga?

While at the market, join us for yoga classes (9:30-10:30 am) taught by instructors from Yoga Colective. We meet in the kiosk every Saturday through April 30. Participation is by donation.

Meet the Market

The OTFM-TC is a North American style market that celebrates the tradition and culture of Mexico’s outdoor tianguis markets. It is also a registered non-profit/ association civil organization that focuses on nurturing the entrepreneurial spirit of Puerto Vallartans. All OTFM-TC products are either locally grown or handmade within 75 kilometres of the city.

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Raft of causes line up for pope’s support Rate hike forecast after From GM corn to Ayotzinapa, advocates seek to bend Francis' ear

ope Francis wants more than anything to pray to the Virgin of Guadalupe during his current visit to Mexico, but a raft of special-interest groups and advocacy organizations have other ideas. Although Catholicism may be losing ground in Mexico, the pope’s visit has stirred pleas for his intercession in a wide variety of issues: pederasty in the clergy, genetically-modified corn, victims of AIDS, war, torture and natural disasters, and for the 43 missing students of Ayotzinapa. The requests have come from human rights advocacy organizations, relatives of victims and activists, all with a common demand: to make a strong statement on their behalf before President Enrique Peña Nieto. Among the myriad requests, that by the Rarámuri (or Tarahumara) people stands out for its simplicity and says a great deal about conditions in their communities: all they want is food, to be available for the whole of the Tarahumara Sierra. Meanwhile, the environmentalist organization Greenpeace believes that Pope Francis’ visit is the ideal time to bring forward and publicly debate the challenges of current-day Mexico, such as violence, human rights, migration and the environment. The organization would like the Pontiff to make a wake-up call to the Mexican government, encouraging it to protect the country’s natural resources and avoid situations like the recent destruction of mangrove forest in Cancún. Former priest Alberto Athié Gallo, representing victims of clerical pederasty in Mexico, asked for the pope’s intercession in shutting down the protection mechanism that has been protecting pedophile priests since 1922. “If Francis wants to help end clerical pederasty, he has to do more than just giving heartfelt speeches against sexual predators which, the Vatican has acknowledged, are 2% of their priests and bishops,” said Athié. The Mexican chapter of the AIDS Healthcare Foundation wants Pope Francis to publicly support prevention and comprehensive care for people living with the human immunodeficiency virus. It and other organizations believe the Pope’s leadership could influence the government, and that HIV and

peso’s decline

he peso dropped to a new record low at one point, but rebounded. An economic forecaster said yesterday an interest rate hike could be days away, Bloomberg reported. Rodolfo Navarrete of stock brokerage Vector Casa de Bolsa said the Bank of México will probably raise its key interest rate before the U.S. Federal Reserve, and might do so without waiting for next month’s board meeting in light of the peso dropping to record lows. Mexico’s currency has fallen 11% since the start of the year, and registered a 2.7% drop to a record

low at one point yesterday of 19.44 to the dollar. It rebounded today, however, gaining 2.49% to finish the week at 18.9185, according to the central bank. Economist Navarrete, ranked by Bloomberg as the top Mexican forecaster during the fourth quarter of last year, said the bank will raise the 3.25% rate to prevent the peso’s fall from stoking inflation which, he noted, is already happening. “A central bank intervention is just a question of days.”

Source: El Financiero (sp), Bloomberg (sp) Original: mexiconewsdaily.com

If You Are Charged In USD, Beware AIDS could be controlled given the necessary resources. GM foods are also on the papal wish list. Several organizations that advocate for traditional farm production and food sovereignty want Francis to talk about the relevance of corn in Mexican culture, and the threat presented by large transnational firms that want to farm genetically-modified corn. Human rights organizations have talked about the 150,000 casualties of the war on drugs, and the thousands of people missing. “The [Mexican] state is not only an abettor, but a criminal, too. Not only is it hopelessly corrupted, but it has also become the major detractor of human rights in the country, legalizing injustice, repression and plunder,” said the organizations through a public letter. Parents of the 43 missing students of Ayotzinapa, who tried unsuccessfully to meet with the pope, have cited the “stubbornness

of the government in imposing its historic truth when independent specialist groups have disproven it time and again.” Hurricane relief is another cause seeking Francis’ support. Victims complain about slow government response after the devastation in Guerrero caused by Hurricanes Ingrid and Manuel in 2013: “The president pompously announced a 67-billion-peso (US $3.54 billion) reconstruction plan, but the resources never reached the mountain [region]. The money was kept in the tourist zones and in the pockets of business people tied to the political class.” Pope Francis, meanwhile, has said that his greatest wish during his visit to Mexico is simply to pray before the sanctuary dedicated to the Virgin of Guadalupe.

Source: Sin Embargo (sp) Original: mexiconewsdaily.com

any restaurants (and other businesses) have posted their prices in US dollars only, which is illegal in Mexico. They are supposed to post in pesos first, and then in foreign currencies, though posting in foreign currencies is NOT a requirement).   But with the rate of exchange jumping up and down like a pogo stick, maybe more up than down, some businesses are taking advantage of our precious tourists by showing prices in US dollars only and then using a high rate of exchange.  If you are a victim of this practice, you have options. Mexico has a consumer protection agency,

known as the least corrupt in the country, called Profeco for its looong name in Spanish. You may take a photo of the menu, and email it to the Profeco headquarters in Mexico City. They have a page in English, but most of it is in Spanish.  Here's a link to their English page: http://www.profeco. gob.mx/english.htm and here's the email addresses to file a report: denunciasprofeco@profeco.gob. mx and http://concilianet.profeco. gob.mx  The requirements are in Spanish here: http://www.profeco. gob.mx/Servicios/quejas_denun. asp  Let's all be part of the solution Original: Gringo Gazette

New English language radio show in Vallarta

ichael Nolen is the host of The Good Morning Wakeup radio show, from the University of Guadalajara in Puerto Vallarta. Launched on August 22, 2015 this early morning show is in English every Saturday at 9:00am on FM 104.3. A non-profit show paid for by the University of Guadalajara, this program will provide outreach to the English speaking community in and around Puerto Vallarta.

The shows will include local news, sports and weather along with things to do around the bay of Banderas. It will also touch on subjects that foreigners are often looking for advice on, such as how to apply for a Mexican residency visa or driver license, what to do if you need a doctor or medical help and much more. Each week there will be a handful of guests to create lively interesting dialog. Be sure to check in on Saturday morning.

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Program seeks funds to encourage reading

From Here

Open Book campaign to put books into the hands of children

new reading promotion campaign is seeking to bring qualified trainers and library collections to children throughout Mexico. The result of collaboration between book retailer Libros Gandhi and the Mexican chapter of the International Board on Books for Young People (IBBY), the program “Open Book: Transforming Education Together” consists of a fundraising campaign whose goal is to improve the quality of children’s lives through reading. Starting next Monday, readers at all Libros Gandhi stores will be invited to make a donation, which the company will match. In a first stage, the program will reach out to children in at least 13

foster homes with the help of 26 qualified trainers who will take library collections with them. IBBY Mexico is a non-profit organization that represents an international network of people who are committed to bringing books and children together. Their job will be preparing the collections from its 250 titles, especially selected for readers between four and 12 years old. “Over the years we’ve done our own campaigns, making donations to several schools and, at times, prisons . . . . Now we’ve finally been able to create our own comprehensive social program,” said Alberto Achar, marketing manager at Gandhi. “The children will now have

books available within easy reach, ready to satisfy their curiosity and desire for reading.” On average, Mexicans read about three books a year, the effects of which are reflected in the Educational Progress Index: primary school students achieve an average of 7.5 out of 10 points, while those in secondary school average 6.7. Scores at the post-secondary level are slightly worse at 6.6 points. Forty per cent of the Mexican population has never set foot inside a bookstore, and 41% occupy their free time watching television; only 12% read. Source: Milenio (sp), Notimex (sp) Original: mexiconewsdaily.com

Is Mexico The Top Destination For Expats Living In Latin America? By Nathaniel Parish Flannery

ver the last few years Mexico has emerged as a major hub of in-migration for professionals from the U.S., the U.K., Spain, India, and China. According to HSBC’s 2015 Expat Survey, Mexico is the best place in Latin America for expat professionals looking to live abroad. Overall Mexico ranks 19th in the survey, well ahead of Argentina (35th) and Brazil (39th). Mexico is only three spots behind the U.S. (16th overall) in HSBC’s ranking. Mexico scores particularly well in the “Experience” category (9th overall) with top marks for culture and ease of integration. Overall Mexico ties for second place for ease of making friends. Nearly four in five survey respondents say they enjoy socializing with locals and 82% of respondents report enjoying cooking and eating Mexican cuisine. Mexico’s economy is deeply divided but it offers far more opportunities for well-educated foreign-born professionals than locals born in poor, rural areas. In a recent article I explained: Unlike Brazil, Colombia, Argentina, Peru, and Colombia, countries that are heavily dependent on natural resource exports and have been gut-punched by the

economic turmoil in China and the fall in commodity prices, Mexico has a strong manufacturing sector and has been able to keep its economy chugging along during a difficult economic environment. Within Mexico there may be growing frustration over [President] Peña Nieto’s struggles to deliver brisk economic growth, but in from a regional perspective, Mexico is doing quite well. In 2016 Brazil is expected to limp out of 2015’s recession and tally an anemic 0.3% growth rate. Mexico, by contrast, should see its economy expand [more briskly] in 2016. But as companies such as Boeing and Ford continue to build up their presence in Mexico and Spanish companies such as Tele-

fonica and Iberdrola continue to invest, the number of expats living in Mexico looks like it will continue to grow. At the park near where I live on weekends I sometimes see basketball-playing Venezuelans and Dominicans sharing the court with cricket-playing Indians who work at HSBC. Awhile back I met up with a Spanish expat named Javier Rodriguez who found a job working for Spanish telecom giant Telefonica in Mexico City. “In la Roma and Condesa, [a pair of trendy neighborhoods in Mexico City] there are a ton of Spaniards,” he told me. “Mexico has more poverty and inequality, but it’s continuing to grow,” Rodriguez explained. Forbes.com

by Marcia Blondin marciavallarta@gmail.com

pent Mardi Gras at Season’s P.V. eating French fries and gravy and watching the parade, kinda, from inside the restaurant – which was packed, by the way. A very fun night was had by all. Alfonso Lopez, the Musical Director of the PV Men’s Gay Chorus AND director of Forever Plaid stopped in to Seasons P.V. to join in the party (actually he leapt off a float). Forever Plaid went ‘on tour’ to Ajijic a week ago or so and Alfonso said their performance was the best one yet and while they were all initially terrified at the sheer scale of the theatre, it could not have gone better. Alfonso also said Mark Rome (we miss you Mark!) was so very helpful to everyone in the cast. If you get a chance to see Forever Plaid, go – it’s wonderful. Angeline Kyba’s Open House was well attended by art lovers walking up picturesque Cuauhtemoc street (#635) and then up (way up!) Angeline’s staircase to her home/studio/gallery. Her paintings ooze brilliant, bold colors; she captures the brightness of Mexican life beautifully. Sales were brisk. If you missed the party, you can still visit Monday to Friday, noon to 5 pm, or by appointment. Ring her doorbell. El Rio BBQ-Bar hosted another tribute artist last week; Neil Diamond. Please look for my review in this issue. I will just say food, service, weather, and entertainment: FABULOUS! Next up is Johnny Cash on March 5th. Get your tickets soon. Tom Jones is coming, as is Riverfest. El Rio is great day or night. Go. Art VallARTa held their 2nd Annual Valentine’s Day bash. Fearless Frida paintings replaced by romantic images and a very cool tree at the top of the stairs covered in lace hearts. A table laden down by cakes and fresh strawberries, wonderful soloist providing music, handsome barman pouring champagne, fresh roses everywhere; besides gathering important artists and teachers together, the whole space that is Art VallARTa

Marcia and Neil (Will Chalmers) hums with positive, cohesive and clear energy. A joyous Valentine’s Day. You can get tickets for the Reggae Festival March 25th at VallartaTickets.com Going to be a great way to kick off Easter celebrations…remember, Bob Marley’s son Kymani is coming! Mark this Thursday evening, February 19th, on your calendars – one of the most brilliant trios ever in Vallarta will be launching their new CD. Moruno, Gypsy Jazz like you have never heard it before! They opened CK Productions event in January at Terra Noble and, as a great number of musicians were in that audience, I expect Moruno’s, CD release/ concert will be sold out and there will be an inordinate number of musicians there; highest praise. I will let you know next week. Until then, get tickets at: tickets. ck-prod.com Doors open at the Le Bistro Jazz Cafe on the Isla Cuale at 7:30 with the concert at 8. Beautiful. I hope our mini heat wave is over. February is supposed to be our coldest month! Yeah, no. Please take good care of our tourists so they will want to come back to Vallarta again and again.

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New and Encore Performances Light Up the North Shore Scene By Debbie White

acked houses and first class entertainment are dominating the season at Luna Lounge in Bucerias. Hugh and Simon, Bucerias' beloved hosts and creators of the North Shore's 'mecca' of quality food and entertainment continue their winning season of hit shows! Their nightly events have exceeded all expectations as they continue to provide outstanding food and entertainment packages that rival the best of Vallarta. Where else can you find a scrumptious, 4-course meal, efficiently served to you in a pleasant open-air setting, followed by a variety of world-class entertainment? This season, Luna Lounge has sold-out the majority of their shows ranging from familiar tribute artists to the avant-garde, cutting-edge talents of Well-Strung and Luna Rumba. This past week, four very uniquely entertaining shows appeared at Luna Lounge. On Thursday, Will Chalmers, brought his exciting Neil Diamond Tribute show to the stage. Will led us through our Neil Diamond favorites with his incredible vocals, perfect stage presence and a sexy twinkle in his eye the whole performance. Yes, the ladies were swooning and we were all enjoying the songs that reminded us of one of our favorite singers. I'd forgotten how many Neil Diamond songs that I truly loved, like Solitary Man, Hello Again, Cracklin Rose, Sweet Caroline and my personal favorite, September Morn'. With the look, style and voice of the music legend, Will Chalmers was Neil Diamond in our hearts and minds. On Friday, Miss Conception Goes to The Movies, featured songs, creative scenes and amazing costumes from The Wizard of Oz, Chicago (the musical), The Bride of Frankinstein, Sister Act, Beetlejuice, Pee Wee Herman, Priscilla Queen of the Dessert and Mama Mia. With a breathtaking, original film introduction to the show, I was mesmerized from the start. This show belongs on Broadway and is deserving of the highest rating possible for a show. Every aspect was brilliant and I don't think I've ever laughed so uncontrollably as I did when "Miss Conception" portrayed Pee Wee Herman. That segment alone was worth the price of the ticket.

On Saturday, the NYC stringed quartet, Well Strung brought us something different in entertainment. With 3 violins and a cello, these four young men sang and played a mash-up of classical and modern songs. Having performed on late night television and for a President and the Pope, this creative band is rapidly gaining notoriety. With a sold-out crowd, they perform again on the 18th at Luna Lounge. Finally on Sunday night, a very special Motown Memories Valentine's Night show was presented by the smooth, sexy and sultry sounds of Dwight Blake. With a voice that imitates and rivals great Motown artists, Dwight is an international singing and recording artist. Accompanying Dwight was Ingrid Ivaldi with her awe-inspiring vocals. Ingrid stood out as a seasoned performer, bringing her classically trained voice to the popular Motown sound. I have never heard anyone perform the Whitney Houston classic, "I Will Always Love You," so flawlessly and beautifully. There were tears in my eyes, as I was overwhelmed by the performance. In the next few weeks more outstanding Luna Lounge shows are scheduled. Calling all Elvis Presley lovers: Friday, Feb. 19th, Rob Knight presents his, Elvis: The Concert Years, featuring some of our favorite Elvis songs. Rob's last show at Luna Lounge was sold-out, so get your tickets soon. On Saturday, Feb. 20th, direct from Las Vegas, is Dean Simmons with his, Garth Brooks Tribute show. The Feb 21st show is already sold out, so you'll want to grab the few remaining tickets for the 20th. This show is endorsed and recommended by Garth Brooks, so you know itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s going to be good. On Thursday, Feb. 25th, the renown, latin, gypsy flamenco and world music sounds of Luna Rumba will grace the stage. This is an incredibly passionate show that

you won't want to miss. This group has sold-out all 11 of their performances around Vallarta. On Friday, Feb. 26th, Kim Kuzma and her band return for another Acoustico show. Over the years, Kim has been 'my personal favorite' because of her amazing vocals, creative mashups and stellar showmanship. This performance will feature songs from her new, critically acclaimed CD, Acoustico II. Her New Year's Eve show at Luna Lounge was a sold-out hit; so don't delay in securing your tickets for this extraordinary show. On Thursday, March 3rd, Canadian singing sensation, Paul Fracassi returns once again to Luna Lounge with his original show, Legends of the 50's and 60's, that takes a nostalgic look at the best loved hits of some of music's most iconic stars. This tribute showcases not only the music of Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons, but other favorites like 'Old Blue Eyes' and The Monkey's frontman, Davy Jones along with songs from Elvis Presley, Bobby Darin and the legendary Buddy Holly. On Friday, March 4th there will be a Johnny Cash Tribute show brought to us by Bill Cayley. This performance features the classic sounds and songs of the 'Man in Black.' And on Sunday, March 6th is an ENCORE performance of the Shania Twain Tribute that was my 'pick of the season'! With the perfect look, sound and performance of Canada's favorite country/rock star, Annette Lefond will once again bring us an extraordinary evening of entertainment. DO NOT MISS this night, if you like the music of Shania Twain! There will be more shows in March, but do book soon because of the popularity of all Luna Lounge shows. Tickets are going fast. For more information or tickets to the shows go to www.lunaloungebucerias.weebly.com.

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my Armstrong and Bohemia Viva return with new songs and more comedy in Spanglish II beginning Feb. 16. Amy also stars in her all-new show, Mama’s Big Ones: The Life of Cass Elliot opening Feb. 20. And ‘A Tuna Christmas’ has been held-over and resumes performances on Feb. 23.

Spanglish II

The collaboration between Amy Armstrong and Luis and Andrea of Bohemia Viva has again charmed audiences at The Palm this season with their hit show Spanglish. The amazing music that this talented trio creates is pure magic on stage. Luis’ beautiful acoustic guitar and vocals, joined by Andrea and their gorgeous harmonies together; all blended with Amy’s powerful voice, wit and hilarious comedy has made this one of the most popular shows in Vallarta this season. In Spanglish II, they will introduce new songs and even more hilarious comedy. Spanglish II runs February 16 April 3. Due to the popularity of this show, advance reservations are highly recommended. See the link below for online tickets and more information.

Mama’s Big Ones

Cabaret veteran, actress and Vallarta favorite Amy Armstrong sings the hits of the late, great Cass Elliot (aka: Mama Cass) in this ALL-NEW ORIGINAL show, Mama’s Big Ones. Accompanied by the talented Jean-Guy Comeau at the piano, Amy sings Cass Elliot’s classic songs beautifully. She departs from her usual cabaret-style performance for this show, and presents a very special tribute to the legendary singer, perhaps best known as a member of the popular 60’s group, ‘The Mamas & The Papas’. Amy will bring to light more intimate details about this iconic performer, who helped define a generation with her indelible contribution to the music of the 60’s and 70’s. A very special evening, as only Amy Armstrong can deliver. Mama’s Big Ones plays February 20 - March 28.

‘A Tuna Christmas’

“Tuna, it’s not just for Christmas anymore.” Aunt Pearl Burrus Brothers Terry Dale Parks and Tracy Parks, who is also The Palm’s Entertainment Director, resume their hit stage production of ‘A Tuna Christmas’. This yuletide sequel to last season’s ‘Greater Tuna’ opened in December and has been held-over due to popular demand. ‘

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Spanglish II, A Tuna Christmas return and Mama’s Big Ones Premieres at The Palm! A Tuna Christmas’ is the second in a series of comedic plays written by Jaston Williams, Joe Sears, and Ed Howard. It all takes place 24 hours before Christmas, as the delightfully eccentric characters attempt to cope with seasonal traumas, such as the disaster prone little theatre production of A Christmas Carol and a yard display contest that is being sabotaged by a mysterious Christmas phantom! The play is an affectionate commentary on small-town Southern life and attitudes, with a hilarious twist. Like Greater Tuna, the play is notable in that two men play the entire cast of eccentric characters of both genders and various ages. Performances of A Tuna Christmas resume on February 23 - March 29.

Now Playing at The Palm

Popular band Luna Rumba plays on alternate Fridays all season. A blend of Latin fusion, flamenco and cuban music, this band is one of the most popular in Vallarta. Next show Feb.19 at 7:00. Argentine duo, Bohemia Viva, continues to soar in popularity with their own show featuring sizzling Latin rhythms and beautiful harmonies. Next show Feb. 26 at 7:00 p.m. Kim Kuzma and her ‘Acústico’ live

band, with their original Latin and pop “mash-ups”, plays every Sun. & Wed. at 7:00 p.m. all season. And Miss Conception’s all-new extravaganza ‘Miss Conception Goes To The Movies’ plays Mon. and Thurs. at 9:30 p.m. all season. Due to the popularity of all of these shows, reservations are highly recommended.

Coming Soon

The next in our monthly Music Tribute Series produced by Paco Ojeda, will be a tribute to the movie musical ‘Grease’ on Feb. 27. Special guest performers will include Amy Armstrong, Kim Kuzma, Miss Conception, Bohemia Viva and more. Also returning on February 29 is Alain Perreault in his new show, ‘My Broadway, Anyway’, a cabaret performance with a personal glimpse into the musical theatre world. Alain will once again welcome some special guests and will be accompanied by Jean-Guy Comeau at the piano. The Palm is non-smoking (a patio is provided for smokers) and is located at Olas Altas #508, in Zona Romantica. Tickets may be purchased online 24 hours a day, and at The Palm’s box office, open at 10:00 a.m. daily (322-222-0200). A full

calendar of performances, information and online tickets are available at www.ThePalmPV.

com. You can also find the Palm on Facebook at www.facebook.com/ ThePalmPV/

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Luna Rumba thrills audiences around Banderas Bay By Gary R Beck:

una Rumba consists of co-founders Cheko Ruiz on lead vocal and acoustic guitar and George 'Geo' Uhrich on vocals, violin, mandolin, lead flamenco and electric guitars with Alex González on percussion. Their latest member added is Luis Rascón, who brings a classical background and adds his talent to the entire sound with cello, flute, electric and acoustic bass guitar and vocals. “Rumba" originated in Cuba, known as "party", with characteristic dance, rhythm and singing. Luna Rumba’s music is a synthesis of jazz, Gypsy flamenco, Arabic, Cuban, Celtic and Latin fusion. Each member brings his own personality and although they work together individually, all of them contribute to a whole, a cohesive union, a cultural and musical fusion. “We are playing faster tonight” Geo exclaimed, with greater band tempo, guitars wildly screaming because so much energy was floating throughout the room. Everyone was so very happy to be there and listening to their one-of-a-kind music blending so many genres. Lightning flashed across the ceiling but no one was in danger. This was

high natural energy. Luna Rumba is a fine instrumental assemblage; the band being one very well-oiled machine. Talk about being on fire! These lucky people in the crowd were absorbing a rare occasion when a band picks up from their vibrations and lets loose. Luna Rumba shows feature the beautiful Lilly Alcantara dancing Gypsy, flamenco fusion, traditional Zapatado and other Latin styles to the sway and beat of the band. She appeared in various dresses, dancing and moving to the music. One time she was Catrina with a lit candle balanced on her head, never falling off. She clapped on an unusual instrument, the quijada or dried jawbone of a donkey. Cheko wrote the next tune, “Junta a Ti”, a fabulous, beautiful song that stirred the assembly. More energetic songs followed as “Quien Sera” recorded live at The Palm Cabaret, “Vamoa Rumbear” 1st CD awarded John Lennon International Songwriting Competition: Second Place Award, composed by Cheko, “The Violin Song” with Geo embracing the instrument creating unbelievably great chords and notes, “Alma Rasta” and “Love to Eros” a stunning, slow-tempo tune about love by Cheko. Geo explained one song that slides among their musical genres:

a tango twisting into mambo, surf guitar, African lilts with a Russian bridge. Toss in a hunk of Latin/ Spanish/Flamenco influences. And then take a ride with Luna Rumba. The CD Release Party for their first CD was held at Los Arroyos Wellness Living Center in Bucerías, Nayarit in 2013 and the locale was chosen again for their Release Party of the second CD, named "Luna Rumba Live". They packed the place with around 400 attendees. There was high energy and maybe a bit of lightning too. This new CD is a collection of live recordings, with a gorgeous cover by famed, local artist Francine Peters. Highlights are "Shambo!" and

Cheko's "Stay in Vallarta", about not wanting to leave this slice of paradise. Calming down the listeners, Cheko sang “Besame Mucho” in his own terrific style and vocals. Amazing to enjoy vastly a wellknown song, oft-performed by thousands of singers. His second traditional Mexican music choice was an equally impressive standard which he sang as good as any one, "Cucurrucucu Paloma". It has evolved into becoming his signature song, top of the heap, best of the best. Both are on the new CD. “Never lose the air to survive” Geo said as they led into “Time to

Fly”, another gem penned by Cheko and Geo, the last song on their new CD. The words state a heartfelt sad goodbye to a lover, with wishes for only the best in life. This was one night to remember and cherish. If your hair did not curl before the concert, it certainly did upon exit. In addition to their new CD, "Luna Rumba Live", their exceptional first CD “Without Borders [Sin Fronteras]” may be purchased at their performances. The music will thrill your days when Luna Rumba is not performing locally in low season. Both belong in your collection, especially after just one experience. They have sold out 14 of last 14 shows in the area with many new fans at every show! Don’t miss this opportunity to hear the band that everyone is talking about… www.lunarumba.com

DON’T MISS! LUNA RUMBA

Luna Rumba is appearing at: The Palm Cabaret and Bar: Feb19, Mar 4,18 and April 1. Philo's Bar: Feb 17 March 2, 16 Luna Lounge: Feb 25 www.lunarumba.com

Neil Diamond (Tribute) 4th Annual Charity Chili Cook-Off Returns to El Rio BBQ packs El Rio By Dennis Rike By Marcia Blondin

aturday evening at El Rio BBQ, packed house; outside, feet in the sand, everything running like clockwork with bubbling energy everywhere. I got a chance to chat with Will Chalmers before ‘hair and make-up’. I knew he was from Ontario but asked where he was from originally. Glasgow, Scotland was the reply. I am thinking, Neil Diamond with a definite burr? But when a fine actor needs to be an American singer, that’s what he does. A very engaging, likeable man, Will told me great stories about Neil Diamond concerts he had been to and how they improved his portrayal of this iconic singer.

Off he went to change and get ready for his performance. At 8 sharp, owner Kurt Sinner introduced Neil Diamond and out Will came onto the stage with his guitar. This is a good time to say I was never a Neil Diamond fan. I recognized his voice sometimes and could name two or three songs if I was pushed. Hard. I was amazed at what I saw and heard. I listened to the lyrics and the voice and, for an hour was completely transfixed. Really. The dance floor was full all night and something else I didn’t know about Neil Diamond, besides the wonderful lyricist that he is – the man is sexy! And, I should have paid more attention years ago!

n support of the Banderas Bay Women’s Shelter, Torpedos American Football and DIF New Life Home for Boys, EL Rio BBQ Bar and Grill will host the 4th Annual American Legion Charity Chili Cook-Off is set for Saturday, February 27, from 1:00-5:00 pm. With 18 recipes from many different sponsors including restaurants, hotels and locals it's an "all you can eat" chili feast. For $200 pesos per person also included is an order of El Rio's famous smoked riblets and an agua fresca. Regular El Rio menu items are also available for purchase. This always popular event will benefit a number of worthwhile charities. Musical entertainment will be provided by Mikki Prost, The Five Bones, Two Guys 4 Rock and the

Texas Embassy Blues Band, featuring vocalist Sean Moore. Last year's cook-off enabled the American Legion to sponsor six boys. This year the goal is to sponsor ten boys. In addition, proceeds from the event help fund numerous Community Relations Projects undertaken by the American Legion and the Navy League during the year.

El Rio BBQ is located in Paso Ancho, in a beautiful setting alongside the Cuale River. Doors open at 1 pm. Directions: from the south or El Centro/Old Town, take the Libramiento through the small tunnel, then turn right at the signal just past the bridge. From the north, turn left at the signal after the large tunnel and just before the bridge.

The 04 Blue bus from Old Town, Lazaro Cardenas, drops you off at El Rio's front entrance. Free parking will be available. Tickets can be purchased at the door or in advance from any of the event's sponsors, including Steve's Sports Bar and Carol's Boutique, both on Basilio Badillo. For more information contact Dennis Rike of the American Legion Post 14 PV at dennis2rike(at)hotmail.com The American Legion's Community Relations (COMREL) program provides necessary resources to improve various charities and non-profit institutions in the Banderas Bay area. General Meetings are held every third Tuesday Steve's Sports Bar which is located at 286 Basilio Badillo, in Old Town Vallarta. Visit AmericanLegion14.org for more info and executive meeting locations.

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Are Libraries Important to You? By John Warren

ave you ever been inside a library? Me too. What do we expect in a “normal” library in Canada or the USA? Books, magazines, newspapers, CDs and DVDs and maybe a few courses and workshops and a periodic art exhibition. What about in this city by the bay? The largest of only two public libraries on the whole of the Bay of Banderas is the amazing Biblioteca Los Mangos, located at Francisco Villa #1001. It is open Mondays to Saturdays, from 10:00am to 9:00pm, and is just a ten-minute taxi ride from downtown or from the hotel zone. A free library card will give you access to over 5000 books in English and many more than that are in Spanish, as well as a great selection of CDs and DVDs. If you’d like to exercise your mind, body, Spanish and social skills you could take a workshop or a course in sixty, count ‘em 60, different activities. This is not just a library; it’s a community centre. Some of the courses offered are: Dance Sport. It’s ballroom dancing at a competitive, athletic level and includes Latin, boogiewoogie, rock’n roll and Hip Hop. It contains a high degree of physical exercise and requires an important artistic component, so it may not be appropriate for seniors with bad knees or faulty hearts but the kids love it. Manga: The objective of this course is for students to learn and implement the artistic and creative techniques necessary to develop a Manga cartoon, capable of being published in any medium. Wow! Japanese: Because if you’re into Manga you want to understand Japanese too. But you knew that. Aerial Dance: Students learn to dance in the air, suspended from hanging fabrics, á la Cirque du Soleil. Another course not found in my own library at home. This library, unlike the great majority in Canada and the USA, has one major problem It has an operating budget $110,000pesos/ month but receives only $10,0000pesos/month from the City i.e. less than 10%. That's it! To cover the rest of the expenses the library relies entirely on donations from residents and visitors to Puerto Vallarta and by generating

it’s own funding from user fees and room rentals. In May 2015, it had to defer paying some staff salaries in order to keep the lights on! Libraries are life changing. Every day, people of all ages and backgrounds turn to their libraries to find a good book or a DVD, to go online to get help with homework or a research project, to connect with their kids or to find a space to relax or to feel safe. For every person who loves libraries, there is a story about what the library means to them. It is essential for the people of Puerto Vallarta that Biblioteca Los Mangos continues to thrive and to grow. Every year the International Friendship Club (IFC) provides financial help to the library, as we do to many other registered charities around town. In 2015 part of our donation was used to upgrade the laptop computers that are available to the patrons and to improve the wi-fi system in the library. IFC is able to make its annual contribution because of people like you. You, who take our Home Tours, attend our lectures or watch our weekly movies. You all contribute to the financial surpluses we generate each year and then distribute to those organizations, like the library, which make this city a better place. The IFC Home Tours are our main source of funds. The tours visit four different and lovely homes each week and are raved about on Trip Advisor. Details of the tours and booking information is at www.toursforvallarta.com. Tickets are also available at our office (below). The Thursday night lecture at IFC on Thursday 18th at 7:00pm will be about Grief, Loss and Final Wishes by Rev. Michael Schirmacher (Episcopal minister) and George Fulton ( a licensed funeral director). Discussions will cover the grief process and some of the important decisions families face as a

death draws near. There will also be information on how the death of a U.S. citizen in Mexico can be handled. The Friday morning lecture by

Dan Grippo, PhD., will be the first of his two-part lecture series on Mexican Women and will start at 10:30am on Friday 19th. Everyone is welcome at the IFC lectures,

which take place at the clubhouse located at the northeast corner of the Insurgentes Rio Cuale Bridge above the HSBC Bank, Colonia El Centro.

ASSOCIATION OF HOMEOWNERS IN CONCHAS CHINAS To all the members of the Association of homeowners in Conchas Chinas. according to the articles of the association and in accordance with the agreement that was approved by unanimous decision, the General Assembly will be held Thursday February 2 5 2 0 1 6 at 1 8 :3 0 at the palapa of the Condominio Club Alejandra on Calle Sagitario # 3 7 9 . First call: the meeting will be held with the homeowners attending requiring 5 1 % of the voting members. (A voting member is a homeowner who has paid his 2 0 1 6 annual fee.) If there is the need for a second call, the meeting will be held with those present, but the actions taken at the meeting will be valid only if they are approved by at least 5 1 % of the voting members. Paid homeowners may give their proxy to a third party who must present the proxy and proof of 2 0 1 5 paid fees. This assembly will have the following agenda:

ORDINARY GENERAL ASSEMBLY 2 5 FEBRUARY 2 0 1 6 ORDER OF THE DAY 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

LIST OF ATTENDANCE / CALL TO ORDER NAME CHAIRMAN, SECRETARY AND VOTE COUNTERS FOR THE ASSEMBLY. PRESENTATION OF 2 0 1 5 BOARD OF DIRECTORS PRESIDENT’S REPORT FOR FISCAL YEAR JAN. 1 TO DEC. 3 1 , 2 0 1 5 REPORT, DISCUSSION AND APPROVAL OF ANNUAL INCOME AND EXPENSES STATEMENTS FOR JANUARY 1 st to DEC. 3 1 2 0 1 5 . DISCUSSION AND APPROVAL OF BUDGET FOR FISCAL YEAR JANUARY 1 st to DEC. 3 1 2 0 1 6 . MAINTENANCE REPORT (INCLUDING GARBAGE ISSUES) – LUIS SALAZAR. DISCUSSION AND APPROVAL OF MAINTENANCE FEES FOR FISCAL YEAR JAN. 1 st TO DEC. 3 1 , 2 0 1 6 . REPORT ON MEMBERSHIP AND DONATION PROJECT- JONI HENRY ELECTION OF BOARD OF DIRECTORS FOR 2 0 1 6 -2 0 1 8 SELECTION AND/OR RATIFICATION OF THE SPECIAL REPRESENTATIVE TO FORMALIZE MINUTES AT NOTARY PUBLIC. TARI LYNNE SIGMAN SCHOEN, PRESIDENT

ASOCIACION DE COLONOS DE LAS CONCHAS CHINAS, A.C. A todos los miembros de la Asoc. de Colonos de Conchas Chinas, se les avisa que de acuerdo a los estatutos contenidos en nuestra Acta Constitutiva y de conformidad con el acuerdo que se aprobó por unanimidad, se llevará a cabo la Asamblea General el día jueves 2 5 de febrero del 2 0 1 5 , a las 1 8 :3 0 horas en la palapa del Condominio Club Alexandra, en la Calle Sagitario # 3 7 9 . Primera llamada: la asamblea tendrá lugar con los miembros en asistencia, con la necesidad del minimo 5 1 % con derecho a votar. (Un miembro con derecho a votar deberá tener pagada su cuota anual de 2 0 1 6 . Los miembros con derecho a votar pueden dar su ‘proxy’ o poder para votar a un representante quien debe traer un comprobante del pago de la cuota anual. En caso de no haber quorum para la celebración de la junta, se esperara a la Segunda llamada y se celebrará con el numero de asociados presentes. En esta Asamblea se trataran los siguientes asuntos:

ASAMBLEA GENERAL ORDINARIA 2 5 DE FEBRERO DE 2 0 1 6 ORDEN DEL DIA 1 . LISTA DE ASISTENCIA 2 . NOMBRAMIENTO DE ADMINISTRADOR, SECRETARIO Y ESCRUTADORES DE LA ASAMBLEA 3 . PRESENTACIÓN DE LA MESA DIRECTIVA DEL 2 0 1 5 4 . INFORME DEL PRESIDENTE DEL EJERCICIO FISCAL DEL 1 º DE ENERO AL 3 1 DE DICIEMBRE DEL 2 0 1 5 . 5 . DISCUSION Y APROBACIÓN DEL REPORTE FINANCIERO DEL 1 º DE ENERO AL 3 1 DE DICIEMBRE DEL 2 0 1 5 . 6 . DISCUSION Y APROBACIÓN DEL PRESUPUESTO DE GASTOS DEL 1 º DE ENERO AL 3 1 DE DICIEMBRE DEL 2016. 7 . INFORME DE MANTENIMIENTO POR LUIS SALAZAR (INCLUYENDO LOS PROBLEMAS DE BASURA). DISCUSIÓN Y APROBACIÓN DE LAS CUOTAS DE MANTENIMIENTO A COBRAR POR EL EJERCICIO 2 0 1 6 . 8 . INFORME DE MEMBRESIA Y Y PROYECTO DE DONATIVOS – JONI HENRY 9 . ELECCION DE LA MESA DIRECTIVA PARA 2 0 1 6 -2 0 1 8 . 1 0 . ELECCIÓN Y/O RATIFICACIÓN DEL DELEGADO ESPECIAL PARA FORMALIZAR EL ACTA ANTE NOTARIO PÚBLICO.

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Flower of the Week

by Sandra Cesca

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Mexican Joe´s

n1973 we came to vacation in Puerto Vallarta and loved it so much we went back home, put everything up for sale and moved here. After a few years of going and coming, we knew we had to do something to make a living and stay here for good. So in 1980 we started our 1st restaurant called Mexican Joe´s. It was a family run business, very

small and a learning process. The important thing was We Loved It! Through the years we´ve tried different locations, so you might have enjoyed us at one of them. We are convinced this will be the best location so far here in Puerto Vallarta. We are located in Olas Altas on Calle Pilitas two blocks from the

ocean. Its a beautiful spot under the stars in a garden setting on a dead end Street. Meals will be served the old fashioned way, everything included for one Price! Mom and Dad are older now, but the kids and grandkids are grown and anxious to make your dinner the best one of your whole trip! See the ad on central map

Humpback Whales Putting on a Show

D Allamanda Allamanda (Spanish) Allamanda cathartica Yellow Trumpet Vine. In the dogbane family, this mildly poisonous ornamental vine is grown on fences, railings, balconies and walls. Its bright yellow flowers are often mistaken for the Cup of Gold vine. Flowers also come in wine and pink colors.

As its Latin name indicates, locals use the flowers to make a purgative tea for parasites; has also been used to treat liver tumors, jaundice, and malaria. This plant is one of over 200 found in Sandra’s color-coded guidebook, Tropical Plants and Walks of Puerto Vallarta. Available at the Vallarta Botanical Garden gift shop www.vbgardens.org, Page in the Sun Bookstore, and from Sandra at the Marsol Artisan’s Market on Fridays. Information on her many area walks can be found at: www.escaperoutevallarta.com.

espite the slow arrival of the whales in Banderas Bay, there have been numerous sighting over the past few weeks. Speculation says that the humpback whales were late to the party this year because of the warmer temperatures caused by El Niño. Whatever the reason, they’re here! The humpback whales are back! There’s no doubt the warm waters of the Mexican Pacific are a favorite winter vacation spot for these magnificent creatures, who travel for their annual December through March stay. Their visit is much anticipated by the thousands of tourists that come to view Nature’s “celebrities.” Every year these cetaceans visit Banderas Bay to mate and give birth, a ritual that involves a serenade by the males as well as a graceful marine ballet. At the end, the female—larger than the male— decides who is the chosen one. This encounter between these gigantic mammals is a breathtaking spectacle for visitors to the bay, as

they perform amazing stunts and can, at times, propel their bodies out of the water. And for an animal that’s 12 to 16 meters long and weighs between 30 and 40 tons, that’s no mean feat! The gestation period for this species is around 11 months, so some whales arrive already heavy with calves, seeking shallower, warmer water without any strong currents to give birth as comfortably as possible. Humpback calves tend to be very playful and love to leap out of the water, happy to be alive and in Mexico. The mother waits until the baby feeds and is strong enough to travel before heading back to the colder waters of the north. These friendly animals are a must-see during your visit this winter and are one more example of the wondrous nature that surrounds the Bay of Banderas. Here are some guidelines for selecting a good Whale Watching Tour. Before you book a trip or buy tickets for a certain boat, do some research, TripAdvisor and local Facebook groups will be the most up to date and honest in recommendations and reviews. A good WW operator will: Put the Animals First This means careful and respon-

sible boat handling. It is sometimes easy to forget that we are uninvited guests in the whales’ world and we are privileged to see them. We have a responsibility to cause as little disturbance as possible. It is always tempting to try to get as close as possible to the whales, especially if you are trying to take photographs, but remember that these are truly wild animals and constant disturbance can seriously affect their ability to feed, rest and rear their young. Follow Regulations In Mexico there are specific regulations governing WW, (specifying minimum approach distances etc.) with legal enforcement. It is a good idea to find out whether any regulations or voluntary codes apply in the area before you get on the boat. Ask the operator questions to show that you are aware of regulations and don’t be afraid to speak up if you feel that a boat captain is not behaving responsibly. Safety Provisions A safe whale watch boat should have: an experienced skipper; crew who are well-trained in first aid and rescue skills; appropriate safety equipment (such as VHF radio, good quality lifejackets, flares, inflatable lifeboat, food and water reserves, etc.).

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Take a Swing at the New Greg Norman Course at Vidanta By Anita Draycott

here's been a recent shark sighting at Vidanta Nuevo Vallarta. The new Greg Norman Signature Golf Course meanders along the banks of the mighty Ameca River with vistas of the Sierra Madre Mountains from every fairway. I recently enjoyed a round on the front nine with Tom Stickney, Director of the Vidanta Golf Academies and Sales and Marketing. Stickney, named a “top 100 instructor by Golf Magazine,” proved to be a terrific role model as he parred or birdied almost every hole. But you don’t have to be a scratch swinger to have fun and score well on the new Norman Course. Chose from four different tee options. You will also have the advantage of a forecaddie (mandatory) who offers target advice, rakes bunkers, repairs divots and helps you line up your putts. Mr. Norman designed his tract as a resortfriendly course that achieves that fine balance between challenge and enjoyment. His generous fairways getter tighter and trickier nearer the greens, often protected, in typical Norman style, by cavernous bunkers. Along the way, you will spot lovely birds, iguanas and maybe a croc or two. Your round starts with a ride across the world’s largest golf cart suspension bridge spanning the Ameca River from Nayarit to Jalisco States. Hole number one is a relatively gentle handshake to your game. But avoid the huge

Huanacaxtle tree on the right side of the fairway as it can block your second shot. Number three is a 180-yard par-three requiring a carry over a pond. If you suffer from hydrophobia (as I do), tuck an extra Titleist in your pocket. The par-four sixth epitomizes risk/ reward strategy. You can hit straight towards two bunkers at the end of the fairway and then a short iron onto the green, or, let it rip toward the palm trees at the corner of the lake and pitch onto the green for a birdie opportunity. Don’t forget to factor in the wind. The ninth is a strong par-five. Currently only nine holes are complete on the Norman Course; the back nine should be ready by summer 2016, extending the par-72 tract to 7,235 yards. At the turn, players will be greeted with chilled scented towels and icy coconut water with an optional splash of liquor.

Stickney tells me that there are more grand plans for Vidanta Nuevo Vallarta. Currently the facility has the original Jack Nicklaus 18-hole course that Stickney says is for the “average” golfer. He recommends the Norman Course for the “avid” player and another new course (designer still to be determined) will be for the “alpha” swinger. A 12-hole, par-three executive course with night ligh-

ting is also in the works. As well, the Cirque du Soleil is contracted to create three “Disney-like theme parks.” Should you decide it’s time to hone your game, Stickney and his team offer several lesson packages at the Vidanta Jack Nicklaus Academy of Golf beside the driving range. They use state-of-the-art digital video analysis and training methods, plus a putter lab.

Once you’ve worked up an appetite, grab a bite and beverage at the Gastro & Golf food truck next to the Academy. www.vidantagolf.com Anita Draycott is a freelance golf/travel journalist from Toronto who spends her winters in the Puerto Vallarta/Riviera Nayarit area. She has chased dimpled white balls over five continents.

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know a lot of parenting secrets. I know that you should always scope out the washroom signs when you enter a new shopping center. I know the quickest way to clean up vomit from a couch cushion before throwing up yourself. I know how to pack a purse when you go out with a preschooler (with Kleenex, wipes, goldfish crackers, water, two books and three minifigures, you and a four-year-old can survive a fairly serious natural disaster. I think there’s research on that). But there’s still a lot I have to learn. One thing that I can’t seem to figure out is how to turn it off once in awhile and maybe even (gasp) cut myself an inch of slack. I knew that last Saturday was going to be a busy day, but I was proud of the precision with which I had ironed out the schedule. It literally couldn’t have been more perfect. It was a wonderful mix of mani/pedi with my friends plus kid fun, and later a night out with my parents at the Boutique Theatre for a “Time to Play” performance and dinner. Until I found out that there was a kids’ birthday party in my child’s class. Right in the middle of the

dinner out for which the sitter was already booked. I agonized over it, because I was sacrificing my CHILD’S FUN for my own entertainment. I went over the schedule in my mind but the only solution I could come up with was cloning myself. The problem was, I couldn’t remember if that was a real thing or just a Michael Keaton movie I saw back in the nineties. So I went to my daughter and informed her gravely that I didn’t think she’d be able to go to the party, because I already had the tickets for my show and couldn’t find another way. I waited for her to get upset and tell me that she always misses all the fun things. But do you know what she actually said to me? She said, “Ok.” And then I think she went back to eating a sandwich and talking to her Shopkins minifigures. I realized a few things right then. Maybe they will help you too. 1) You sacrifice every day. You are the one who brought them into this world. You gave up vein-free legs, a travel budget, a decent wine collection, the ability to reason. You have held their used Kleenex. You have BEEN their used Kleenex. Every day is another day that you are not reading from your bucket

book list, another day that you buy football cleats instead of those great sandals. No one can ask more from you, and yet they do, and yet you feel guilty if you can’t come through. So maybe stop. 2) You are not perfect. So that means you will sit on the edge of your bed some nights and wonder how you could have let them fall asleep thinking you were still angry with them. But tomorrow is another chance to get it right. So, under NO CIRCUMSTANCES will you wake them up to tell them that you aren’t angry anymore. They don’t care right now, and they won’t go back to sleep until you get angry again. Just go to sleep, like immediately, and try again tomorrow. 3) It is absolutely ok that you can’t do it all. We are on the front lines, taking care of our children’s needs, usually before our own. Let go of the little things, and remember that your personal hygiene is not a little thing. You probably know moms who really do seem to do it all without breaking a single drop of sweat, and that confounds you. Let me give you a word of advice about these so called “Supermoms”: you should totally get them to do some stuff for you. 4) You are enough. Every time you forget to give them their snack money for school, every time you raise your voice over the marks on the car windows that look suspiciously salivary, every time you forget to leave the bathroom light on when you say goodnight… remember that you are a human, but a human who loves these people more than anyone else does, more than her very own self. Believe me, you are always enough.

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Art, Culture and Puerto Vallarta

An Interview with OPC’s Pilar Perez

hile Puerto Vallarta and Banderas Bay has long been home to OPCs (Off Premises Contacts/Outside Public Canvassers) related to the timeshare industry and other promotions, today in one of Mexico’s friendliest cities, OPC has a brand new meaning to inspire both visitors and local residents: Oficina de Proyectos Culturales (Cultural Project Office). OPC is a an non-profit arts organization located in Puerto Vallarta’s downtown on Juarez street whose mission is to foster dialogue through art exhibitions, panelled discussions and education programs among other cultural endeavours. Open to the public Wednesday through Saturday and by appointment, the center is the nearest thing to a cultural art center that Puerto Vallarta has, apart from, perhaps, the Biblioteca Los Mangos. Find out more about the OPC and the driving force behind it, Pilar Perez, in this fascinating interview. How was OPC born? OPC was founded by a group of artists, curators, and architects—me, Fernando Sanchez, Oscar Moran, Heidi Padilla, Davis Birks, and Maria Jose Zorilla—the same group of people who have worked tirelessly for the last few years on developing a contemporary art museum for the city. Unfortunately, the museum project was put on hold and we proceeded to think about developing a smaller venture. We were thrilled when Terence Reilly and David Schwendeman told us about the former Sherwin-Williams building in

Centro that was owned by a friend of theirs. We immediately went down to see the building and recognized right away the potential to create a cultural center. We also had an extraordinary response from individual donors who helped us launch the space, and others who have helped underwrite exhibitions. Could you share a little about your art background? As an undergraduate studying Latin American Literature at UC Irvine, I had the opportunity to take art history classes from Philip Leider, the founding editor of ArtForum magazine, and that chance occurrence really changed my life. I then received a Master’s Degree in Museum Studies and moved on to curating exhibitions and editing art books. I became the director of exhibitions at Track 16 Gallery in Santa Monica, as well as the managing editor of Smart Art Press. And then in 2002, I co-founded Perceval Press with Viggo Mortensen. I have been very fortunate to organize cultural projects on both sides of the border, including the large photographic exhibition Mexico Through Foreign Eyes/Mexico visto por ojos extranjeros that opened at the Tamayo Museum in Mexico City and traveled to other cities; Distant Relations: Chicano, Irish, and Mexican Art that opened at the Irish Museum of Modern art and then traveled to Mexico City; Double Trouble: The Patchett Collection that opened at the Museum of Contemporary Arty in La Jolla and then traveled to Guadalajara and Mexico City before going on to Spain. Because of my literary background, I was also called on to organize the Sexta Feria del Libro de la Ciudad de Mexico; and to organize the cultural component of the FIL when Los Angeles was the invited city. But one of my proudest achievements is the contemporary art festival, Puerto Vallarta: Arte Contemporáneo, that we brought

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My Life In Vallarta Lois Ellison

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to the city in 2008. We hope for a repeat soon. Why Puerto Vallarta? I grew up here in Puerto Vallarta and I have always had a fascination with the city. I also had the opportunity to return to the house my father and mother built for us children. My father, Antonio Perez Briones, who has since passed away, had the first travel agency in Vallarta, Viajes Vallarta, as well as one of the first sport fishing businesses, so I developed a love for the ocean and the bay from a very early age. I also think Puerto Vallarta has incredible potential for cultural tourism and now with Fernando Sanchez leading the Cultural Institute, I think we are finally moving forward. How do you see cultural advances in the next 10 years? I think if Fernando Sanchez can change the Cultural Institute into an OPD, (decentralized independent organization), free from local government administration changes, I think Puerto Vallarta will be on the road to witnessing a whole new cultural landscape. We really need continuity, as well as a cultural director who is well-read and versed in the visual arts, music, and the performing

arts, and I think we have that in Fernando. I would also love to see more independent projects like OPC, a proper art museum, more venues for music and performances, a bookstore, art reviewers, and more infrastructure to bring well-known artists to exhibit or perform. It is very heartening to see landlords of empty buildings in the downtown area now donating the use of the space for exhibitions. What is your greatest challenge being the director of the OPC I have a mantra for Vallarta: bigger vision; higher standards. OPC is producing museum quality exhibitions, but that takes funding. So my greatest challenge on a day-to-day basis is fundraising. We need private donations to help us continue our exhibition programming, lectures and and free children’s workshops. We have can now offer tax deductible receipts, so we are excited to launch a fundraising campaign and have more of the community involved with OPC. My other challenge is explaining contemporary art. I would like to ask those that feel they do not understand contemporary art to remember that all art has been contemporary.

ecently I’ve written about some of my memories from our first trip to Puerto Vallarta in 1987. For better or worse, one of the most memorable events on that visit was the infamous “free breakfast”. Navigating the tiny airport at that time was a breeze. There was no huge salon filled with timeshare salespeople. You see, timeshare was a relatively new concept at that time. As for us, we were just a couple of babes in the woods. We had heard the term, but knew nothing about it. Our trip had been arranged by a travel agent in our home town and included airport transportation. Luis, a very professional young man met us, escorted us to our hotel and said he’d return at 6:00 to buy us a drink and tell us about some activities. Wow, we thought, such a friendly place. He was no doubt thinking “lambs to the slaughter”. Over drinks, Luis shared some general information about Puerto Vallarta and things to do. So far so good. Then came the hook: “Do you have plans for breakfast?” How could we? We’d just arrived. He promised he’d pick us up and take us to see a beautiful new project. This, he said, would give us the opportunity to see a different area. There would be a personal tour and breakfast, followed by a “short talk”. In exchange we’d receive a bottle of tequila, a couple of tickets to a Fiesta and return transportation. The innocents thought “what a pleasant way to start our vacation”. That evening, we again marveled at how friendly and helpful our young friend was and went to bed never dreaming what lay ahead. Luis arrived on schedule and whisked us away in a taxi to a small resort known as Playa de Oro. Even though the street leading to the resort was just a

dirt road, the place looked nice and our curiosity was certainly aroused. Luis bid us farewell and we were graciously greeted by Manuel, our personal guide, or should I say “handler”. Manuel escorted us to a unit and gestured proudly at the pool, sand and Bay beyond the balcony. “Which do you like? This or your hotel”. Without skipping a beat, my husband said “well, I like the hotel; it’s closer to town.” Undeterred, Manuel finished the tour, subtlety asking us questions about our lifestyle. Then we all sat down to order breakfast. As we ate, Manuel gradually began touting the benefits of timeshare. We listened closely and without bias. There was much to be learned and he was adept at highlighting all the benefits. Although there was no pressure, I started feeling slightly guarded. And then it was time to move to the closing booth. The gloves came off as the questions came at us with gathering intensity. “Do you like to take vacations?” “Do you like to save money?” “Do you enjoy beautiful surroundings in a tropical climate?” Questions that could only be answered in the affirmative. The calculator came out as he moved to the nitty gritty. “How much do you spend on a vacation?” Not wanting to look cheap, we offered an answer that produced a gleam in Manuel’s eye. Accele-

rating rapidly he moved through the financial aspects and of course the fact that it would be far cheaper than booking a hotel and we’d have it for 50 years. By now we were getting tired and red flags were flying. Sensing our diminishing interest, Manuel brought in a heavy hitter whose approach was to make us feel that turning down this opportunity would be a sign of our stupidity. Beads of sweat formed on my husband’s brow and he said we’d think about it and call them the next day. The heavy hitter snarled and said “no you won’t, it’s now or never.” He stormed out as we slunk to the exit. We got the bottle of tequila and tickets to the Fiesta but the taxi was nowhere to be seen. After trudging several blocks along the dusty dirt road, we found a taxi and headed to our hotel. The heavy hitter was right. A sleepless night and much debate led us to conclude that we didn’t want to tie ourselves down to coming to the same place every year. Hah! Our yearly visits got longer and longer until we finally made Vallarta our home. Over the years, we did attend other presentations and got really good at negotiating for great gifts. Timeshare obviously works for lots of people but it just wasn’t for us.

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Explore Banderas Bay

uerto Vallarta is located in the middle of Banderas Bay, one of the largest bays in Mexico at nearly 100km in length. It is bounded in the north by Punta de Mita and in the south by Cabo Corrientes. It straddles the states of Jalisco and Nayarit, divided along the Ameca River. The bay is home to many wonderful communities and an abundance of natural wonders. In the winter and spring seasons you can witness the awe inspiring beauty of the humpback whales as they calve in the warm waters of the bay, in the summer you can experience the majesty of the sea turtles hatching and returning to their watery world. The fall brings renewed vigour to the mountains and rivers with the fresh rains and revived vegetation. No matter when you visit, Puerto Vallarta and Riviera Nayarit will share their wonders with you. Here is a selection of some of the many things you can do while visiting us. Walking Tours Take a tour through Puerto Vallarta’s Historic Downtown to learn about this city’s rich history, famous people, architecture, and cultural and ecological heritage; all this on an easy to moderate two-hour stroll led by a certified guide. Tours leave from the Municipal Tourism Office every Tuesday and Wednesday at 9:00 a.m. and 12:00 p.m and Saturdays at 9:00 a.m. Shopping in the Zona Romantica – this charming neighbourhood is also called Old Town and is a popular residential area for expats and Mexican families. Along the main streets you will find shops galore, filled with wonderful authentic crafts, clothing, jewelry, excellent restaurants, spas, theaters and more. Vibrant and friendly, this area offers an excellent day or two (or more!) of exploring. Close to Los Muertos beach, consider ending your day with a sunset margarita at any of the many beachfront restaurants. Sunsets on the Malecon Sitting on the edge of the Pacific Ocean never fails to give us a

restaurants, clothing stores, spas and more. Venture off the malecon to find the perfect souvenir.

sunset each night. Grab a seat at any of the number of excellent bars and restaurants along the malecon, order your favourite cocktail and let it all slip away. Once the sun has set, the malecon comes alive with families out for a stroll, plenty of live entertainment and later in the night, the nightclubs beckon.

Conchas Chinas The south of Puerto Vallarta is a thick jungle full of adventure and excitement. Head south along the 200 highway and you will find the architecturally inspiring community of Conchas Chinas. The beach cove here is excellent for snorkeling.

Sayulita – A short 45 minutes north of the Puerto Vallarta International Airport, Sayulita is the surfers mecca of Riviera Nayarit. A funky town with a wonderful protected beach, this laid-back town has a hippie vibe with the organic cafes and the yoga studios to prove it. Visit the Huichol Cultural Centre for some wonderful hand-made beaded jewelry or grab a surf lesson from one of the many vendors on the beach. Cooking Classes – Recognized as one of the world’s leading cuisines, there are a number of great schools in the Puerto Vallarta area that will teach you how to master tortilla soup, enchiladas, salsas and more. Fresh seafood, abundant fruit and veggies and a sophisticated community make Vallarta a foodies dream destination. Look for a school that will take you to the markets or introduce you to the farmers and fishermen for a truly cultural experience. Don’t want to cook? Try one of the Food Tours available. Eat like a local and for three hours you will enjoy everything from Tacos to Pozole. Art Galleries – It is said there are more galleries per capita in Puerto Vallarta than any other place in Mexico. Many of these galleries are along the side streets that run through

Nogalito The first town South is that of Nogalito. Set back in the jungle it is a charming Mexican village that also is home to one of the most popular day tours - the Canopy Mundo Nogalito Tour with the only tunnel zip-line in town. If you’re feeling the heat, stop at the Punta Negra bridge and take a drip in the river. Lovely fresh water, lots of little pools to splash in and rocks to dry off on. If you’re lucky, a vendor will come by with snacks and drinks - otherwise pack your own.

Centro. Stop at the Tourism Office in the Main Plaza for a map or take advantage of their free walking tour. Many galleries carry high quality local crafts, established Mexican and international artists and more. Volunteer - There are many wonderful organizations across the Bay that can use your help. Both time or money will be appreciated. On Sundays, the Brigada de Basura does a morning clean-up with the local children and then they all head to Que Pasa restaurant for breakfast, activities and friendship. Ride the bus - Buses in Puerto Vallarta are an experience all their own. You can tell the general destination of the bus by what is written on the window. Costco,

Sheraton, Centro, Mismaloya you can go just about anywhere in this city on the bus. Only seven and a half pesos (per bus - there are no transfers) this is a great way to explore the neighbourhoods. Head south on the bus and get a front row seat on some spectacular scenery on your way to the Vallarta Zoo. Or hop the Bucerias bus in front of Walmart and 30 minutes later you are exploring a charming beachside town. Tip: Sit on the non-sunny side of the bus. Trust me. It gets hot. Support Local Business - One of the most popular reasons visitors love Puerto Vallarta is because it’s a thriving city not just geared towards tourists. A fine example of this is the many small businesses that you can find in ‘Centro’ including galleries,

Mismaloya 15 minutes further is Mismaloya, a small town set back from the water along a river that leads to the ocean and a number of beach restaurants. This bay looks onto Los Arcos and is a great place to grab a panga boat for a tour of the impressive rocks. If you have time, book a snorkel or dive trip. This is one of the deepest ocean valleys in the world and home to turtles, whales, dolphins and the blue-footed Booby. Back behind the town, check out the Vallarta Zoo where you can play with baby monkeys, tigers and lions. Boca de Tomatlan Boca de Tomatlan is the last town along the ocean and the place to grab a boat to the small beach communities of Quimixto, Las Animas and the very popular Yelapa. Looking for romance - book a table at the nearby Le Kliff for spectacular views and sunsets.

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The Colourful Art and Culture of the Huichol People By Madeline Milne Photos By Algis KEMEZYS

round the bay in the plazas, lobbies and shopping centres as well galleries and shops you will find tables set up with the most beautiful array of beaded jewelry in fabulous colours and designs. Created by the indigenous people of (primarily) Jalisco and Nayarit, the Huichol as they are called, come down from their remote mountain pueblos to sell their crafts. The fascinating world of the indigenous Huichol people is full of mystery, magic and tenacity. Their story is one of triumph over adversity, for the Huichol are a people that remain faithful to their religion, despite hundreds of years of oppression and society's attempts to assimilate them.  The Huichol represent one of the few remaining indigenous cultures left in Mexico. With a population of about 45,000 (2010 census) mostly live in self-imposed isolation, having chosen long ago to make their home high in the mountains of the Sierra Madre Occidental, in Western Central Mexico. Despite many attempts by outsiders to convert them, the Huichol have remained true to their shamanic tradition, practicing the same rituals that their ancestors did. A highly spiritual people, their religious activities are focused on the ingestion of peyote, a hallucinogenic cactus. Sacred ceremonies are held while under the influence of this hallucinogen, under prescribed conditions and rules of conduct.   The peyote ceremony for the Huichol begins with their journey to find it. The land where this sacred plant grows is located hundreds of miles from where they live in the remote desert of San Luis Potosi. The Huichol call this area "Wirikuta" and it is to this location that they make their annual pilgrimage to collect the sacred peyote. Once, this long journey was made by foot but today vehicles are used to travel to the general vicinity of where the plant grows. Today this area faces grave danger from mining companies looking to strip mine the riches from beneath the soil and destroying the land above. In the desert region of San Luis Potosi, in an area that has been designated by UNESCO as a world biodiversity reserve, the aquifers and ecosystems are under siege by mining compa-

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nies and agro business polluters who have illegally obtained land, water and mining rights. While the Huichols hold title to their lands in their mountain homeland, they do not have formal title to the sacred sites on these desert lands that they consider to be their primordial paradise. Peyote is not an easy plant to find. It grows under bushes and its color, a gray-green hue, blends impeccably with the surroun-

ding terrain. Sometimes peyote is ingested in order to find the plant and traditionally a shaman leads the group of people looking for it.  The quest to locate peyote is considered a hunt and the Huichol seek spiritual guidance from the blue deer, an animal that is a major deity in their cosmology. Bows and arrows are oftentimes carried by the Huichol while on their search for peyote, to symbolize the intent of the hunt. In addition to the blue

deer, which is depicted frequently in their artwork, the other major deities found in the religion of the Huichol are maize, the eagle and the sacred plant, peyote. The Huichol live in small groups called "ranchos", tilling the land and coaxing the growth of maize in a rugged environment. They are an impoverished people and although they have remained true to their heritage, the modern-day world threatens their existence. A viable way that they have found to help sustain them and their way of life is through their art.  The artwork of the Huichol is incredibly detailed, rich with vibrant color and symbolism. The spiritual beliefs of the Huichol are interwoven in their colorful yarn paintings, intricate beadwork and embroidered textiles. On Tuesday mornings you can take the free Malecon Sculpture tour, which includes a presentation by Kevin Simpson, owner of the Colectika Gallery and Peyote People shops, on the meaning behind the Huitcol symbols used in the recent refurbishment of the Malecon. His Colectika Gallery has a wonderful little space in the back with more traditional Huichol pieces and he’s always happy to share his knowledge. (Tour begins in front of the Millennium Sculpture at 9am) In Sayulita, Galeria

Tanana, named after the Huichol Goddess of Life, specializes in unique Huichol art and designer jewelry. The gallery was founded by anthropologist/jewelry designer Susana Valadez to raise funds for her non-profit project. All proceeds from the sales in this store directly support the Huichol Center for Cultural Survival and Traditional Arts - founded in 1981. Here you will find some of the most exquisite examples of the bead and string art. Recognizing the need to create pieces that were more accessible to the tourist market, the pieces at Gallery Tanana are made with high quality seed beads in a rich array of colours and styles. Over the thousands of years the style of these pieces have changed to accommodate the growing tourism market and the financial benefits that this brings. For the Huichol, these handicrafts are a major source of income. By purchasing their artwork, you are helping to preserve an ancient people's way of life. For a fascinating watch on today’s modern struggles for these indigenous people, visit huicholesfilm.com/en/ to view the award winning documentary The Last Peyote Guardians. Sources: thehuicholcenter.org Mexonline.com huicholesfilm.com/en/

Masterful Realism Galeria Whitlow You stop and stare, entranced wondering, “How does he do that?”... Galeria Whitlow displays the masterful realism of Michael Whitlow. With exacting detail, wonderful interplay of darks and lights dancing amidst exquisite, rich, vibrant colors, these paintings are like classical music for the eyes. Galeria Whitlow also features the evocative Venetian and Parisian scenes of Vasily Gribennikov. Se detiene, observa y fascinado se pregunta “ Cómo lo hace?”... Galería Whitlow exibe la Obra Maestra del realismo de Michael Whitlow. Con exactitud de detalles y una maravillosa interración de claroscuros danzando entre exquisitos, ricos y vibrantes colores. Estas pinturas son como música clásica para los ojos. Galería Whitlow también exibe la evocadora obra de Vasily Gribennikow con sus escenas venecianas y parisinas.

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March Equals High-Octane Successful Beach Clean Up Efforts Fun In The Riviera Nayarit in Flamingos n the blink of an eye February will be over and March will be upon us in addition to hosting Semana Santa this year, March offers plenty of great high energy events in Riviera Nayarit! If you can, get away for the Chacala Music Fesitval – this little town just north of Guayabitos is very cool – often likened to the Sayulita of twenty years ago.  The Children’s Circus is a chance to see Cirque de Soleil acts performed by the children of San Pancho, another adorable town worth exploring. And new on the calendar the Hot Air Balloon Festival in Nuevo Vallarta – this sounds amazing. Plenty to keep us all busy! Enjoy!

XXIV International Banderas Bay Regatta (March 9-12)

The Nuevo Vallarta Yacht Club will receive sailboats from North America to compete in the best destination for sailing in the Mexican Pacific and enjoy parties, savor excellent cuisine and much more. banderasbayregatta.com/

brigade from the Hard Rock Hotel Vallarta will be in charge of cleaning up El Cora Crocodile Farm, located in the El Quelele Lagoon area of Flamingos. Saturday, February 13, 2016, marks the 21st edition of the Beach Cleanup Network (BCN) organized by the Riviera Nayarit Convention and Visitors Bureau (CVB) together with hotels, private businesses, civil associations and the community at large interested in showing their love for nature. A beach cleanup event also took place in the Natural Protected Area of the Islas Marietas National Park on Monday, February 15, 2016. Local tourism service providers perform this cleanup exclusively as it is a difficult one. A brigade from the Hard Rock Hotel Vallarta will be in charge of cleaning up El Cora Crocodile

Farm, located in the El Quelele Lagoon area of Flamingos. El Cora Crocodile Farm recently began services aimed at creating new experiences for its visitors. The maintenance of the Crocodile Farm is an important part of the Laguna El Quelele area because of the mangrove and its environmental benefit to the region.

For more information and comments, more details about the project including the hours and meeting places or would like to propose to have your community join the Riviera Nayarit Beach Cleanup Network, please call 2 97 25 16 ext. 108, and someone from the Riviera Nayarit CVB will be happy to help you.

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S 3rd Puerto de Chacala Music Festival (March 10-13)

This is a huge musical celebration, with four days of dancing and singing in the streets of Chacala. The community offers yummy beachfront cuisine and will host big international and domestic artists. chacalamusicfestival.com/

Children’s Circus (March 16-19)

The kids and teens of San Pancho put on a yearly show with what they learned from Gilles Ste-Croix, co-founder of the Cirque Du Soleil, and the group of professionals that have encouraged this unique artistic project in Mexico. circodelosninosdesanpancho.mx/

The Riviera Nayarit Hot Air Balloon Festival (March 18-20)

Nuevo Vallarta hosts this beautiful festival for the very first time, where you can take to the skies in a hot air balloon or simply enjoy the view of the colorful balloons against the gorgeous scenery. Search FB for more information.

The “Titans of the Pacific” Martial Arts Open (March 19)

The Paradise Village Convention Center in Nuevo Vallarta will host the Qualifying Martial Arts Championship presented by the Nayarit World Association of Kickboxing Organization (WAKO). Over 400 competitors of all ages will participate. On FB at WAKONAYARIT

#RoxyFitness Riviera Nayarit (March 26)

This innovative sporting event is not a competition—it’s all for the fun of gathering 1,000 women who want to enjoy Run+SUP+Yoga in Mexico’s top luxury destination. It will be held on the Nuevo Vallarta beach in Hard Rock Hotel Vallarta. roxyfitnessmexico.com

ome of the best traditional longboard riders in the United States, Australia, the United Kingdom, Brazil, Mexico, France and Hawaii hang out for some heavy surfing for four days in Sayulita this weekend. Thanks to the success of the previous year’s event, Sayulita will once again welcome the II Mexi Log Fest (MXLF) from February 19-21, 2016. According to Israel Preciado, founder of MXLF, “the philosophy of the festival is to promote logging and leave behind something positive for the community.” This is a lifestyle surfing event: conscious, inclusive and a lot of fun, with the participation of the best proponents of the traditional longboard with an ecological and sustainable focus. There will be three days of surfing, music, art, shapers, surf clinics for kids and much more. Log, or logging, also known as traditional longboarding, is the art of surfing with style, grace and precision on boards no shorter than nine feet long, without a leash and weighing over 12 pounds, with just one center keep at least nine inches in length. Basically, these are the same boards used back in

the 60s. There are 48 competitors—24 men and 24 women—and there will be two local invitees per category. The US$12,000 prize money will equally divided between men and women, an initiative of the MXLF never before seen in Mexico. A percentage of the registration fee will be donated to the community and the local surfing association. Some of the male competitors include known names such as Alex Knost, JJ. Wessels, Corey Colapinto, Harley Ingleby, CJ Nelson,

Harrison Roach, Mikey DeTemple, Mick Rodgers, James Parry, Caio Texeira and Ryan Burch. Female competitors include Justne Mauvin, Lola Mignot, Vanina Walsh, Mele Saili, Karina Rozunko, Chloe Calmon, Kassia Meador, Leah Dawson, Lauren Hill, Victoria Vergara, Honolua Blomfield, Josie Prendergast, Sierra Lerback and Stephanie Schechter. For more details: www.mexilogfest.com. Check out the 2015 competition here: https://vimeo. com/124321836.

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Fun on the Riviera Nayarit Cat Morgan www.rivieranayaritfun.com Cat@RivieraNayaritFun.com

ey everybody! It’s as busy as ever and Mexico life is certainly keeping me on my toes! I will have to fill you in more on that next week as there is a lot going on around the North end of the bay. Getting right to it; this weekend is the Funny Bones Spay and Neuter Free Clinic in La Cruz beginning on Wednesday the 17th and running through Saturday. Bring your pets in the morning at 8:30. It is the same location as last year; across from Xocolatl by Roberto’s restaurant in the lateral. From the light, get in the lateral headed towards the 200 road. You can miss it! I have three left out of

my eleven ranch inherited gatos! Que Milargo! I am so grateful for the docs and all of the volunteers who donate their time to make it all happen. Thanks to Sharon Carroll at the Gecko Rojo in La Cruz this season for hosting the Chili Cook-Off fundraiser! Fun is the theme at Gecko Rojo with darts Mon. and Thurs and live music Tues, Sat and Sun. morning for eggs bene! ALSO IN LA CRUZ is the Sunset Market at the La Cruz Marina Malecon…This Saturday, Feb. 20th at Sunset. This is a FREE event filled with local vendors, restaurants and music; an event for the

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entire family….La Cruz Style! Go left at the only light in La Cruz and all the way down into the Marina to the large parking area at the Malecon. In Bucerias…The set-up has begun for the Rhythm and Ribs Fundraiser for the Manos de Amor kids. Manos de Amor is a foster home for children in Bucerias and they need our support. This is their big annual fundraiser. The FREE event is this weekend on Sat., Feb. 20th beginning at 6pm with food and drink, a silent auction, raffles and live entertainment. Luna Rumba will be performing at the event and from what I hear, “all night long”! YIPPEE! It’s a fun-filled party-party evening! It’s easy to find…from the 200 road turn down at the Decamaron / Oxxo light towards the playa. Can’t miss it!! San Pancho..The 16th Annual San Pancho Music Festival update! With two rotating stages (so the music never stops!) Here is the update so far for their music schedule. Beginning Feb 26th through Sunday, Feb. 28th from 5-11pm in San Pancho at the Plaza del Sol live music abounds with a lot of

new musicians this season for our entertainment and joy! What began in the back yard of a SP local is now hosting over 25 groups and 100 musicians. They are excited to announce new acts from the U.S., Canada with the Kansas City pop group, “Maria the Mexican” and award winning Canadian jazz pianist James Gelfand. From Montreal, Quebec, guitarist Todd Boston and from San Francisco, CA, and also jazz guitarist Rolf Strum who is from the NYC area. He will be accompanying vocalist Jenna Mammina who graced the stage two years prior. The local San Pancho group “Panta Rei” will be performing main stage along with the band Mataviejitas. Food and beverages will be available, and a limited amount of chairs. Therefore it is suggested to bring your own chair or blanket if you can. Some of the new acts are: Maria the Mexican, jazz pianist James Gelfand, Guitarist Todd Boston, Rolf Strum on guitar, SP group Panta Rei, and the band Matafiejitas. La Cruz favorite Tatewari will be returning to everyone’s delight. More on Sat

hosted by Beto Gonzales includes Fausto Robles, Los Compas and Osvaldo who are coming together for a dance party at 10pm with the Cumbia group Huanacaxtle and PV / Nayarit favorite Chas Eller. The list is long and growing. Cd’s and merchandise will be available for purchase as well as delicious food! For the entire line-up check their website the week before at http://sanpanchomusicfest. wordpress.com Blessings of love to the folks whose boat “Rage” lost anchor and washed ashore onto the rocks at the La Cruz playa this last Sunday. Our hearts are with you. PLEASE check out the allLaCruz.com and allBucerias.com calendars for events and live music as well as the ttps://www.facebook. com/allrivieranayaritfun/ page. It’s way too much to get it all in here every week! For questions or comments please contact me at Cat@RivieraNayaritFun.com For Energy Medicine Healing appointments please contact me at Cat@NewEnergyConsciousness.com Thanks so much, and whatever you choose to do bring in the JOY!

a soon to be commissioned web page (say tuned for: www.buceriasartdistrict.com) and literally, with petitions before local government to add signage to the highway, bringing travellers on the way to and from Puerto Vallarta and Sayulita just a few short blocks off of the beaten path to this intriguing community. Plans are also being made to extend the traditional high season and to have a stake in the already bustling development of Bucerias,

ensuring the B.A.D. remains about connecting art with people. The Bucerias Art District is poised to take advantage of burgeoning Bay of Banderas tourism and add its unique, beautiful, beckoning place to the map. Floydilou beams with pride as she shares visitor comments saying the B.A.D. is, “A beacon and a place of joy, life and a sense of community.” May it ever be so. About Floydilou: Born and raised in Windsor,

Ontario Canada, Floydilou spent years in the hospitality industry honing her people skills and developing her winning personality. Following was a successful career managing a team marketing an exclusive line of skin care products that has led her to pursuing her desire to live life to the fullest and experience all she can. She is a big dreamer with a plan to achieve it and her and her husband of near 10 years, Artist Michael Carlyle, are doing just that.

Bucerias Art District – Shop Play Dine Stay By Gordon Mayer

itting in a Bucerias restaurant on the third Thursday of November 2015 is a group of local business owners sharing the news of the day and thoughts on the prospects for the high season about to start. It is happy hour and the first event of the season, so the mood is hopeful and the discussion turns to all that this unique neighbourhood has to offer. It is not long before the group realizes that they possess, as a collective, a precious two-fold pearl, sadly growing uncommon in our age: art and community. The decision is made quickly to recognize and define this gift so that it can be shared. But who has the vision to bring it to fruition? One person at the table is the unanimous choice, Floydilou Kerr. Drawn to Bucerias after experiencing the now well-known Bucerias Art Walk and drawing inspiration from the likes of Art Walk founder Christy Ann Beguesse, Floydilou and her husband, Artist Michael Carlyle, settled in the area and quickly became an integral part

of the community. Invited to bring her infectiously upbeat personality to the aid of the neighbourhood she has grown to love, and realizing what a great opportunity is at hand, there was no hesitation from Floydilou to say, “I am going to step in.” And step in she has. From nuts and bolts planning sessions answering questions like, “How do we define what we have?” resulting in the name, “Bucerias Art District” to coordinating the talents and efforts of B.A.D. members including Sandra Nitchie who created “Shop Play Dine Stay logo and slogan” Floydilou has been a tireless supporter and ‘cheerleader’ for all that the Bucerias Art District has to offer. And it is working. The goal from the start was to create a destination. Whatever the impetus for arriving, Floydilou is keen that the B.A.D. be memorable for more than what she calls with typical twinkle in her eye, “the best beach on the bay”. She is anxious to put the B.A.D. ‘on the map’. Figuratively, with promotion on social media and

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Voting in US while in Mexico

t is not too soon to think about registering to vote in the 2016 US primaries and the November 8, 2016 general election from here in Mexico. Some states require you to re-register every year if you live abroad or will be abroad during election periods. On March 1st and on March 3rd from 9:30 am to 1:00 pm Democrats Abroad Mexico – Costa Banderas Chapter members will be available to help you register to vote in your state’s primary and general elections. We will be set up at The International Friendship Club located at Libertad 105, Puerto Vallarta.

We can assist people in signing up to become a member of Democrats Abroad, assist them in voting in Democrats Abroad’s Global Presidential Primary, or help them register to vote in the last state in which they voted. IFC is located above the HSBC bank just north of the Rio Cuale in el Centro, Puerto Vallarta, where the streets Insurgentes, Libertad, and Miramar all come together at the curve. Come up the stairs, and the Clubhouse will be on your right side. For any questions, please contact Tobe Jensen at tjensen1942@ hotmail.com.

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Sabores de Nayarit Cookbook Launch Alondra describes her own work as the author: "I like to call this a book of

n February 24-25, the Maia Restaurant will host writer and International Chef Alondra Maldonado, who was recently awarded in China with the Gourmand Award for her book "Flavors of Nayarit, "which was awarded in the category- First book, Best book of local cuisine and Best book of historical recipes, representing Mexico. You can enjoy the delicious dishes cooked by Chef Alondra Maldonado and owner of Maia Hugo Ahumada, as both will create a sample of the wide variety of flavors that Nayarit is known for. The evenings will include a Huichol art exhibition and live Mexican music with influences of Jazz. In addition to the book signing by this great researcher, writer and chef. The book "Sabores de Nayarit" is the result of a passionate pursuit of traditional flavor of Nayarit by Alondra Maldonado Rodriguera accompanied the photographer Roberto Zepeda. In this journey she traveled 4,500 km, visited 45 towns in 20 municipalities in the state of Nayarit and had the opportunity to talk with more than 240 people. The result; captivating encounters, full of flavor and an interesting combination of ingredients. "Sabores de Nayarit" a book that captures images of photography and narrative, daily life, customs and rituals around food culture in the state of Nayarit. The book is divided into a chapter of history written by the historian Pedro Lopez, a chapter of gourmet products produced in Nayarit, exalting the work of the craftsman; one of the most used ingredients and a recipe book containing 150 recipes typical of the state, Each kitchen section is introduced by a story featuring the customs of the region.

memory, for collecting those traditions, stories, recipes, Nayarit the collective memory seems to forget,

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and turned around to see that foreign food is not bad, it's great, we can take these techniques, but what important is to know about us, and how important it is to have roots, because the root gives us

identity, because the roots makes us strong and based on this we can transcend. " Maia the restaurant is located at Pulpito 120, Col. Emiliano Zapata. Reservations at 222 2597

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26 If you have an event you would like to publicize, please email editor@vallartatribune.com. February 18th Sing along with Members and Friends of Vallarta Botanical Gardens at Garbo’s Piano Bar on Pulpito St. in Old Town, 7-8:30 pm. At the Piano for the 15th year: New York Pianist Kenny Luchs playing the American Songbook, your host Musical Comedy Star Rick Vancil. Tip jar to the VBG. No cover or minimum. February 22 Adult Bingo Held at The Palm Cabaret this naughty but nice bingo game benefits the Purr Project. Each bingo has a special guest and plenty of great prizes. Starts at 4pm February 23 Murder Mystery Dinner Theater – ‘Girl’s Night Out’ in Support of Amigos de La Cruz at Philos tickets and more information to come. February 24 Murder Mystery Dinner Theater – Girl’s Night Out in Support of Amigos de La Cruz at Philos tickets and more information to come. February 25 Sing Along and Support the PV Gay Men’s Chorus at Garbo Piano Bar on Pulpito St. in Old Town 7:00-8:30 p.m. Kenny Luchs in his 15th year at the Piano. No cover or minimum. Tickets on sale for the Chorus’ March 19th fund-raiser “A Night At Studio 54”. Saturday February 27 Chili Cook-Off Fundraiser at El Rio BBQ from 1-5pm hosted by the American Legion in support of their many fundraising activities including the Banderas Women’s Shelter. $200 donation includes all you can eat chili, order of riblets, music, prizes and more! Tix at the

gate or Steve’s Sports bar or at dennis2rike(at)hotmail.com February 28 Murder Mystery Dinner Theater – Girl’s Night Out in Support of Amigos de La Cruz at Philos tickets and more information to come. (matinee) March 1 Murder Mystery Dinner Theater – ‘Girl’s Night Out’ in Support of Amigos de La Cruz at Philos tickets and more information to come. March 2 Bingo at Nacho Daddy’s at 4:00 pm All bingo games at Nacho Daddy’s are every other Wednesday with card sales beginning at 3:00 pm and bingo at 4:00 pm Bingo bags over 1400 pesos, raffle tickets for great prizes, final game is a cash blackout bingo with the winner taking home half the pot. All proceeds shared with Pasitos de Luz and Colina Spay & Neuter. March 2 3rd Annual “Paws for the Cause” hosted by Friends of Puerto Vallarta Animals. 6:00pm to 10:00 pm at Food Park PV. Food, Music, Prizes. Tickets: 350 pesos, purchased from Cassandra Shaw Jewelry or at the Friend’s booth in Marsol Hotel Friday Market 9:30am-1:30pm. More info: FB/ Friends of Puerto Vallarta Animals March 4 Annual Becas Ball at the Westin Regina. More information to come. March 5 5th Annual Riverfest at El Rio BBQ Music festival - 7 bands, exhibits, bbq buffet plus paella, silent auction, 50/50 and more. $80 peso donation at the gate or advance purchase VIP patron ticket for $750 pesos. 12pm to 7pm New this year - patron table sponsorship! All proceeds to Pasitos de Luz. Information at the Pasitos table at The Old Town Famers Market January 2 and 9 or email Barb condo211@ yahoo.ca Saturday March 5th 12pm to 7pm

Shabbat Services

Friday February 19th Shabbat Services presented by Puerto Vallarta Jewish Community at 6:30 pm at Casa Carmen, on Calle Jesus Langarica, directly behind Hotel Rosita at the end of the first block going toward the ocean. Volunteers are needed to help with kippas and prayer books. Check Facebook for Puerto Vallarta Jewish Community or email Donna at helth1@sbcglobal. net. Join us for dinner at Pan y Que? Right behind Hidalgo Park near the little church. Reservations are needed. Please RSVP by Tuesday morning, February 16, to Donna.

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5th Annual Riverfest at El Rio BBQ Music festival - 8 musicians/bands, exhibits, bbq buffet plus paella, silent auction, 50/50 and more. $80 peso donation at the gate. All proceeds to Pasitos de Luz. Information at the pasitos table at Old Town Famers Market February 20 and 27 or email Barb Bremner condo211@yahoo.ca Sunday March 6th - 7pm to 9 pm Oldies but Goodies Show and Dinner to be held at Secrets Vallarta. Includes Live music of the 60s, 70s and 80s by the Music and Art Institute. Three course dinner and national drinks. $450 pesos or $27 USD. Event includes a silent auction and raffle. Proceeds to Pasitos to Luz. Tickets: Pasitos table at Old Town Famers Market February 20 and 27, La Posta, Deja New or at Secrets hotel.

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Sunday March 13 - 8:00 pm Book launch at Espacio Pachamama for Robert Lewis’s new book, Days of Shock, Days of Wonder, a memoir about his confrontation with the spiritual and cognitive dissonance of the 9/11 age. The launch will include music, art, documentary film, and handcrafted vegan food and chocolates. Wednesday March 16 Bingo at Nacho Daddy’s at 4:00 pm All bingo games at Nacho Daddy’s are every other Wednesday with card sales beginning at 3:00 pm. and bingo .at 4:00 pm Bingo bags over 1400 pesos, raffle tickets for great prizes, final game is a cash blackout bingo with the winner taking home half the pot. All proceeds shared with Pasitos de Luz and Colina Spay & Neuter

Tuesday, March 15 Mystical Evening - 6:00 p.m. The Mystical Evening Fundraiser held at Daiquiri Dick’s is in support of the Purr Project. Ask the tarot cards about your future, consult the I Ching about your current situation, have your caricature drawn— all while enjoying cocktails, fabu-

lous hors d’oeuvres and a glorious Vallarta sunset! There will also be a raffle for great! Tickets: $400 pesos and include tarot and I Ching readings, a caricature sitting, two drinks, and an array of yummy appetizers. Get your tickets now at Daiquiri Dick’s or at exkhan@ usfamily.net.

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Eartha Kitt - A true chanteuse By Fred Jacobs

was on stage for many years. Eartha not only looked sensational but her voice made songs explode with originality. With her time in Europe, Eartha learned to speak four languages and sing in seven. Her style was unique and detected later in emerging stars such as Diana Ross and Bette Midler. She quickly became the darling of the media. She managed entanglements with men from all over. One famous “friend” was Orson Welles who claimed she was the greatest woman he ever met. He soon

cast her in her first starring role as Helen of Troy. Another famous liaison was with the married Charles Revlon (founder of Revlon cosmetics) who named a lip stick after her. A gossip columnist had written that Charles' soon to be ex-wife was threatening to expose the identity of his black girlfriend if she did not get what she was demanding in the divorce settlement. Charles bought Eartha an estate in Connecticut that was fifty acres and put in her name. She had servants, a chauffeured limousine, anything you she

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to Paris and England for over a decade. She did not return to the US until 1978 when she again starred on Broadway in “Timbuktu!” She earned another Tony nomination for the role and was invited to the Whitehouse by President Jimmy Carter. He formally apologized to Eartha for the injustice she had suffered ten years earlier. In 1984, Eartha recorded the biggest song of her career “Where is My Man”. It topped the UK Top 40 charts and reached number seven in the US Billboard Dance charts. She found herself a whole new generation of fans and she devoted a lot of her time and efforts for Gay rights and the fight against AIDS. In 1989 Eartha wrote her autobiography “I'm Still Here: Confessions of a Sex Kitten”. She openly recounted her relationships with the great and near-great personalities of the past half century. Some parts of the book shocked readers and others confirmed long standing rumors. Sadly the stage lights dimmed for Eartha Kitt on Christmas day 2008, when she passed away at the age of 81, from colon cancer. Her loving daughter was by her side to the end. Fred Jacobs is the author of three books and is a permanent resident of Puerto Vallarta.

wanted while Charles dealt with his divorce. Throughout the rest of the 1950s and early 1960s, she recorded music, worked in film, television, and nightclubs and also returned to the Broadway stage. In the late 1960’s, After Julie Newmar, Eartha took on the role of Catwoman in the TV Show “Batman” for three seasons. Eartha also appeared in the movies with Sidney Poitier, Sammy Davis Jr and Nat King Cole. She received three Tony and two Emmy awards. Eartha thought she had found love in 1960 when she married real estate developer William MacDonald. Unfortunately her only marriage ended in divorce five years later. She did have a daughter from the marriage and eventually several grandchildren. In 1968, Eartha was invited to the White House for a large luncheon given by the Lady Bird Johnson. The conversation between the two ladies turned to the Vietnam War. Eartha was outspokenly against the war and reportedly brought the first lady to tears with her comments. The media picked up on this exchange and Eartha was crucified as being anti-American in the press. She fled with her daughter to avoid the headlines and retreated

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Medical Matters welcomes record attendees Original By Lourdes Martinez Translation by Madeline Milne

n Monday February 15, Puerto Vallarta and residents around the bay of Banderas were welcomed at the Medical Matters Conference at the Marriott in Marina Vallarta. Now in itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sixth edition, this yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s event was the largest yet with an estimated 4,500 visitors and over 50 exhibitors. The event was organized jointly by the Marriott hotel, the Consular Agency in Puerto Vallarta and Healthcare Resources In addition to individual booths set up through the main hall, there were three salons in use all day hosting a number of seminars that we often standing room only. Professionals in their various medical related fields shared information on the medical procedures available in Puerto Vallarta. Unique to this yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s was

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a presentation by Jaime Alvarez Zayas, director of the Health Region of Puerto Vallarta, who discussed the pros and cons of the public and private systems available here to the expat and tourist market, as well as a report on the prevention and treatment of dengue, chikungunya and zika. "We were given the opportunity to participate in the events where it is important to inform foreign residents what we offer, both in private practice and in public practice, because sometimes it is not clear where they can turn to in case of illness. The presentation was intended to guide them on the differences between public and private medical care, "he said. Some foreigners use the public service but are not sure what to

expect because the level of care care is different from their home countries. While Mexico is generally considered to offer exceptional medical and dental care, there are differences as to what services are available, which ones have a cost and which do not and importantly, how does one access these services. This event helped to clarify some of these questions and concerns and presented in the English language. With 68 exhibitors including in the areas of hospitals, pharmaceutical, rehabilitation centers, plastic surgeons, dentists, insurance companies, among others, attendees of the Medical Matters event were treated to complimentary refreshments and discounts at the resorts restaurants.

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Bathing Beauty

f you have not had the chance to check out the “Bathing Beauties” at the Kathleen Carrillo Gallery yet, be sure to pop in this coming Friday night, February 19th, from 6-10 during the Southside Shuffle. You will find her women come in all shapes and sizes. She shares that she has been doing series about women for her entire career and explains that it has been a lifelong journey to empower the feminine principle through her work. In the latest bathing beauties

there is a wonderful sense of sisterhood, humor, love and joy. Kathleen says, “No matter what age, shape, size, color or place we are coming from we are all “Divas”, but of course we must KNOW we are divas." Kathleen shares that she has explored many different stages of her own personal development and obsessively expressed it on canvas. The beauty, the strength, the intuitive woman, the woman’s ability to surrender with power. It all shows up in the colorful and expressive canvases

she shares with her audience. Along with the Bathing Beauty Collection there will be some of her Jungle Magic Collection and Architectural Whimsy Collection. Make sure you stop by and share a glass of wine and enjoy this gallery. It is not to be missed. Located at Calle Constitucion 325, just off of Basilio Badillo, next door to the Bandaras Bay Trading Company. www.KathleenCarrilloGalleries.com, U.S. 858 261 8129 Mex. 322 222 6719

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Home Tours!

Supporting local charities Home Tours depart every Tue. & Wed. at 10:30 a.m. from Sea Monkey Restaurant (just south of Rio Cuale and Molino de Agua condos on the beach at Aquiles Serdán)!! $500 pesos

Tickets for all tours go on sale at 9 a.m. the day of the tour at Sea Monkey Restaurant. For advance ticket purchases and more details go to : ifctoursforvallarta.com or call

(322) 222 5466

30 Markets and More – Weekly Events in Banderas Bay If you have an ongoing weekly event you’d like to add, email editor@vallartatribune. com TUESDAY Malecon Sculpture Tour – 9:30am Hosted by Gary Thompson. The tour starts at the “Millennium” sculpture next to the Hotel Rosita at the north end of the Malecon. IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 magnificent homes. Buses leave Sea Monkey restaurant, at the foot of Aquiles Serdan, at 10:30am. Cost is $500 pesos. Riviera Farmers Market – Nuevo Vallarta from 9am-2pm WEDNESDAY Forever Spring Farmers Market - 50 Lazaro Cardenas, opposite Sandrinas, Bucerias 9am-1pm Three Hens and a Rooster Market - on Carranza 466, Old Town, Puerto Vallarta 9am to 1pm IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 magnificent homes. Buses leave Sea Monkey restaurant, at the foot of Aquiles Serdan, at 10:30am. Artwalk – In the historic center of Vallarta 6-10pm Art collectors, local residents and interested visitors are invited to discover the great variety and exceptional quality of art available in Puerto Vallarta. THURSDAY Bucerias Artwalk from 7-9pm Calle Lazaro Cardenas Marina Night Market – 6-9:30pm vendors and artisans set up along the marina FRIDAY Marsol Market by the Pier, Vallarta – 9:30am – 1:30 Sayulita Farmers Market – 9am-2pm SATURDAY Old Town Farmers Market - 9:30am-2pm Parque Lazaro Cardenas, Vallarta Three Hens and a Rooster Market - From 9am to 1pm, on Carranza 466, Old Town, Vallarta Lo de Marcos Tianguis - 9am - 2pm SUNDAY Live Music in the Main Plaza, Vallarta – 6pm La Cruz Farmers Market – 9-2pm

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Non - Profit and Charitable Organizations

For visitors to Puerto Vallarta who wish to support the less privileged in our paradise, this is a list of some of the many organizations that could benefit from such kind gestures. If you would like your organization recognized here, please email details to editor@ vallartatribune.com. Acción En La Cruz aid residents of La Cruz de Huanacaxtle by providing provisions in exchange for community services performed.landon5120.wix.com/ accionenlacruz Alcoholics Anonymous: In English Puerto Vallarta Alanon Club - Basilio Badillo 329 recoverpv.com Amazing Grace Missions Assisting families in Magisterio & Progreso with necessities and job training and English. slw2014nv@ gmail.com American Legion Post 14: raises resources and manpower to improve facilities needing building maintenance americanlegion14.org Amigos del Magisterio - Food

delivered directly to workers at the PV dump, their families and schools in Magisterio and Volcanes. Also, food to New Beginnings, Pasitos de Luz, and Caritas. 100% of donations to the people, no overhead. amigosdelmagisterio.com lysephilrioux@hotmail.com Asilo San Juan Diego Home for the Elderly - Contact: Lupita Sanchez Covarrubias 222-1257 or malupita88@hotmail.com or mexonline. com\asilosanjuandiego.htm Asociación Down - Assistance to persons with Down’s Syndrome – Contact: Ana Eisenring at 224-9577. Banderas Bay Women’s Shelter Safe shelter for women & children victims of domestic violence. compassionforthefamily.org Becas Vallarta, A.C. – Provides scholarships to high school and university students. Tax-deductible in Mexico and USA. Polly Vicars at (322) 223-1371 or Buri Gray at (322) 221-5285. CANICA - Centre for Children with Cancer. Provides aid for treatment

SPCA of Puerto Vallarta From the Old Town Farmers Market this past week, we hear from our friend Lynnette: “Wow! Just as we thought it couldn't get busier, the Farmers' Market was bursting at the seams this week! All the bread stalls had long lines of people waiting for deliciously tempting varieties of bread. And that's just one example.......... All five of us at the SPCA booth were kept busy, too. We accepted lots of donations, sold out of Lisa Love's beautifully practical tote bags, sold five of a new batch of leashes made by Luz Maria Wong and started on sales of our new line of tank tops. Many visitors wanted to chat, asking about Sanctuary tours and offering to take dogs to Canada. Jim Hall dropped by with 9 year old "Buddy", a lovely, light brown Chihuahua, whose owner has developed cancer and must go back to the US for treatment. She's sad to let Buddy go but really is unable to care for him. He's a friendly little chap, good with other dogs and deserves a nice home. If you'd like to give a home to Buddy, contact Foster-dad Jim at james.hall93@yahoo.com tel:322-175-2444 Volunteer Michelle will leave us

for a while. She's going to Canada to be with her daughter who will give birth next week. Fortunately, she's leaving husband Chris with us. Welcome Chris! Volunteers this week: Michelle, Chris, Doreen, Brian & Mark.” And, thanks for your report Lynnette! Tickets are still available for our 3rd annual Valentine’s Day High Tea at High Noon to be held this year at the gorgeous newly renovated Casa Kimberly. Casa Kimberly is the former residence of Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton, famous for the “Bridge of Love” connecting the two properties. Tickets are 450 pesos each. Come and enjoy scrumptious food and a strolling violinist and relax in the incredible ambience of this lovely boutique hotel. Contact us at spcapv@gmail.com for your tickets. All proceeds benefit the SPCA so bring your friends. We look forward to seeing you on Sunday, February 14. Come and spend a rewarding afternoon cuddling the animals at Puerto Vallarta’s SPCA Sanctuary. Our dogs and cats are awaiting “forever homes” and your help is needed to jump start their socialization. The goal is to get these

and services including transportation to GDL. Contact Director, Evelia Basañes 322-123-5688. Casa Hogar - A shelter for orphaned, abandoned, disadvantaged or vulnerable children. Luz Aurora Arredondo at 221 1908, casahogar_maximocor nejo@ hotmail.com Centro Comunitario SETACGLBT – Services the GLBT community, including treatment and referrals, education, English classes, HIV testing and counseling. Paco Arjona 224-1974 Clinica de Rehabilitación Santa Barbara - Rehabilitation of the handicapped. Contact: Laura Lopez Portillo Rodriguez at 224-2754. COLINA Spay and Neuter Clinic - Free and by-donation sterilization clinic in Old Town. Only open Saturdays, Contact: cez@rogers. com or 322-104-6609 CompassionNet Impact – Transforming the lives of people living in chronic poverty. Job creation, education, emergency & more.

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animals adjusted and ready to interact in the real world. The majority of the SPCA animals either come from extremely abusive situations or they have been abandoned. Your love and attention can make up for that sad history. During your visit, you can interact with the animals and even take a dog (or two or three) for a walk. Tours will be each Tuesday and Thursday leaving from the Costco parking lot at noon. Please note that reservations are required and space is limited. To make a reservation, contact us at spcapv@ gmail.com. We appreciate any donations you can bring for our rescues and also please feel free to bring treats for sanctuary staff as they truly appreciate it. To see our animals available for adoption, visit our Facebook page at www.facebook.com/spcapv. Go to Photos where you will also find individual Albums for all the animals available as well as a bit of their history. To make donations via PayPal, select the "Donate" option on our Facebook page www.facebook. com/spcapv or on our website at http://spcapv.com/donate/. You can drop off any donations for the SPCA at Hacienda San

Tax-deductible. Cell: (322) 133-7263 or ric@4compassion.org Corazon de Nina A safe, loving, home-environment for 40+ children and youth rescued from high-risk situations. Donations & volunteers always welcome! Totally selffunded. www.fundacioncorazon.mx Cruz Roja (Red Cross) - Handles hospital and emergency service in Vallarta. It is the only facility that is authorized to offer assistance to injured people on the street. Contact: 222-1533, 222-4973 Desayunos para los Niños de Vallarta A.C. Feeding programs, education programs, day care centers for single mothers. 2234311 or 22225 72 Discapacitados de Vallarta, A.C. (DIVAC) association of handicapped individuals dedicated to helping one another. Ivan Applegate at 221-5153. Ecology and Conservation of Whales, AC. National Coordination Network for the Assistance of Entangled Whales. Biol. Astrid Frisch Jordán,

Arce #541. Col. La Primavera Puerto Vallarta, Jal. 48325, Mexico, Tel/Fax: (322) 29 37 851 fibbcatalogo@yahoo.com Families At The Dump: Supporting families living in the landfill or garbage dump thru education and sustainable opportunities. familiesatthedump.org Fundacion Punta de Mita LDG. Ana Lilia Medina Varas de Valdés. ana@fundacionpuntademita.org Tel. (329) 291 5053 Friends of PV Animals Volunteers working to enhance the lives of shelter animals. For info and donations visit friendsofpvanimals.com Grupo Ecológico de Puerto Vallarta: Arq. Luz del Carmen Pérez A cayro_13@hotmail.com grupoecologico.com Horizonte de Paz: Welcoming shelter for men of all ages who are troubled w/alcohol & drug addiction. In great need of cash or material resources Contact MAYNOR Tel 281 0644 horizontedepaz@live.com For a complete list visit www.vallartatribune.com

Angel located at Calle Miramar 336, above Our Lady of Guadalupe Church in El Centro. Get involved…rescue, adopt, foster, volunteer, donate or

educate. Contact us at spcapv@ gmail.com. You can learn more about the SPCA Puerto Vallarta by checking us out at www.spcapv. com/home or on Facebook.

Adorable Dog In The Spotlight.. MUÑECO

Maybe you recognize this special guy? A minor celebrity, Muñeco was very noticeable around town along with his donkey pal and would pose for photos with tourists. He is about three years old, a Labrador mix and weighs about 60 pounds. You may have read about his owner passing away leaving both Muñeco and the donkey in need of a home. They are both currently at the sanctuary but we think it is time for Muñeco to have his own forever home. Needless to say he is terrific around people and with other dogs. He is quite calm and good on leash but still loves his playtime. Muñeco has been neutered and is current on all his vaccines. So if you are looking for a wonderful new friend, or maybe you have a donkey who is, contact us at spcapv@gmail.com for an application.