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and Riviera Nayarit Here is some advice to make your trip a little easier and more enjoyable. TIME ZONE: The entire state of Jalisco is on Central Time, as is the southern part of the State of Nayarit starting from Guayabitos in the north. BUSES: A system of urban buses with different routes can bring you from one end of the bay to the other and all the spots in between. Current fare is $7.50 pesos per ticket and passengers must purchase a new ticket every time they board another bus. There are no “transfers”. TAXIS: There are set rates within defined zones of town. Do not enter a taxi without agreeing on the price with the driver first. Price is per trip not person. MONEY EXCHANGE: Although you may have to wait in line for a few minutes, banks will give you a higher rate of exchange than the exchange booths (caja de cambio). You will need your passport. Better yet, use your bank card to withdraw funds from any ATM machine. Note that ATM’s in the banks are the safest to use and generally charge lower fees. DRINKING WATER: For the 18th year in a row, Puerto Vallarta’s water has been awarded a certification of purity for human consumption. The quality of the water tested at the purification plant varies greatly from what comes out of the tap at the other end. So do be careful. If you want to be doubly sure, you can pick up bottled water just about anywhere. EXPORTING PETS: Falling love with the street dog outside your hotel or a puppy on the Malecon doesn’t mean they can’t come home with you. The process is fairly inexpensive and only takes a day or two. You need a certificate of health from a local vet among other things. The time of year that pets can travel in the cargo section of the plane may be your biggest challenge. For the most up-to-date information contact the Puerto Vallarta SPCA at spcapv@gmail.com. COMMON SENSE: Just as you wouldn’t walk around your hometown drunk and beligerent, it is not acceptable to do that here. While Mexicans are a forgiving bunch, basic politeness is appreciated. For the guys, peeing in public is a major faux pas and if you are caught, can get you tossed in jail or an expensive fine. Pay attention to your surroundings. Pay your bills. Be courteous. And have fun! DRINKING AND DRIVING: First off – just don’t. The consequences are not worth it. Taxis are cheap and plentiful. Fines are as much as 10,000 pesos. You can be taken to jail and your vehicle impounded. There are many checkstops on the weekends and you will be asked to blow if they suspect you have been drinking. LEGAL SYSTEM: Not knowing the law is not an valid excuse in Mexico or anywhere. If you find yourself caught in a legal situation be aware that guilt is presumed until your innocence can be proven. This is a very difficult lesson to learn if you are visiting from the United States or Canada in particular. Immediately contact your consulate for assistance. Director Noemi Zamora noemizamorareynoso@gmail.com Editor Lic. Madeline Milne mmilne@Vallartatribune.com Sales Team Rebeca Castellón rebeca.castellonn@gmail.com Information office ventastribuna7@yahoo.com Designer Cynthia E. Andrade G. cysandra@gmail.com cisandra@vallartatribune.com

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Calling in Mexico Calling phones in Mexico can be tricky as it is different than in the US or Canada. There are different codes you need to use depending if you are calling landlines or cellular phones and if they are local or long distance. Long-distance calls from within Mexico For national long-distance calls (within Mexico) the code is 01 plus the area code and phone number. For international long-distance calls, first dial 00, then the country code (for the U.S. and Canada the country code is 1, so you would dial 00 + 1 + area code + 7 digit number). Calling Cell Phones (from a land line) If you are calling from a landline within the area code of the Mexican cell phone number dial 044, then the 10 digit number including area code. Outside of the area code (but still within Mexico) dial 045 and then the 10 digit phone number. Cell phone to cell phone only requires the 10 digit number. Phone Cards Phone cards (“tarjetas telefonicas”) for use in pay phones can be bought at newstands and in pharmacies in denominations of 30, 50 and 100 pesos. Pay phones do not accept coins. When buying a phone card for pay phone use, specify that you would like a “tarjeta LADA,” because pre-paid cell phone cards are also sold in the same establishments. Calling Toll-Free Numbers Some toll free numbers work from Mexico to the US and Canada, but many do not. You need to dial a different prefix. To call the following toll free prefixes, dial as follows: 800 numbers Dial 001-880-then the number 866 numbers Dial 001-883-then the number 877 numbers Dial 001-882-then the number 888 numbers Dial 001-881-then the number

Emergencies: 060 Red Cross: 065 Non-Emergency Police 322.290.0507 Fire Department: 322.223.9476

Ahoy Cruisers! Day Ship Passengers 07-mar Ruby Princess 3,080 08-mar Crown Princess 3,120 09-mar Carnival Miracle 2,124 15-mar Carnival Miracle 2,124 15-mar Crown Princess 3,120 16-mar Carnival Miracle 2,124 17-mar Norwegian Jewel 2,376 18-mar Maasdam 1,258 21-mar Ruby Princess 3,080 23-mar Carnival Miracle 2,124 24-mar Norwegian Jewel 2,376 29-mar Westerdam 1,916

Ambulance: 322.222.1533 Consulates American Consulate Nuevo Vallarta: 322.222.0069 24 hrs Guadalajara: 333.268.2145 Canadian Consulate 322.293.2894 24 hrs: 1.800.706.2900

Immigration: 322.224.7719 Consumer Protection: 01.800.468.8722 Tourism Offices Jalisco: 322.221.2676 Nayarit: 322.297.1006

In port this month Day Ship Passengers 30-mar Carnival Miracle 2,124 31-mar Norwegian Jewel 2,376

In the month of MarchPuerto Vallarta welcomes 38,566 passengers!

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What to write this week?

ince I’ve been basically stuck at home for the past two weeks, I’ve missed fundraisers, parties, beach days and even just getting my work done. I can, on the other hand, give you a detailed run down on all the new releases on Netflix. Despite me not being there, life continued to move along at an ever-quickening pace. I wonder if those of you who started coming for a week, soon realized that time actually moves faster south of the border and that’s why so many of you choose to stay for months on end. Otherwise, how would you find the time?! And not unlike last week’s updated calendar we have another half-dozen events added to the calendar including a new Health and Wellness Festival taking place in Lazaro Cardenas park and brought to us by the same group that produced that great Ceviche and Aguachile festival in January. Taking place from 9am-3pm on March 13th, there will be yoga classes, health and wellness providers, music, food and more including our own Wellness Latina, Marcella Castellanos. Also just

Letters to the Editor Dear Editor

e are 30-year winter residents of Puerto Vallarta and we have an everyyear search for the restaurant with the best food and the warmest service. Last year we discovered a brand new restaurant, Una Familia, just off the south end of the Malecon, at Calle Libertad 159. We were so taken with Edwin, the owner/bartender/waiter/greeter and even floor sweeper, that we

announced is the impressive Hot Air Balloon Festival that is coming March 18-20 in Nuevo Vallarta. I’ve never seen one up close so I’m excited to check this out. This week we have a couple new advertisers including the Wheeling Segway Tours who have set up shop just across from MacDonald’s on the malecon and are offering guided Segway tours. Segways are another thing I’ve never really seen up close, let alone tried. I might just have to stop by and be a tourist in my town. There are some great tribute shows happening in March as well. Johnny Cash is one of my favourite artists and it’s at El Rio which makes it even better! I have heard great things about the tribute dinner and a show evenings at El Rio. It really is one of the nicest locations in Vallarta, if you haven’t been be sure to check it out during the day – maybe at this weekend’s Riverfest Musical Fundraiser that supports Pasitos de Luz with a day of live music, food and great company. And then go back at night for one of the evening shows. The stars high in the sky with the sounds of the river make it a special and memorable place. As always, get out of the resorts, avoid the big box stores, support local and take care of our little piece of paradise. We are blessed to call this home even if just for a short time. Safe travels,

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broke our own rule of not returning to a good restaurant twice in a season. Well, we came back three more times and each time we were more amazed with the food and the creativity of Edwin's chef. We were even more impressed as he was wearing a Chicago White Sox cap, our favorite team! This year we returned not knowing whether Una Familia survived their always difficult first year in business, but wondering if the food would still be as good as we remembered it. Well, relax food-

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fans, it s even better! It's not the very good menu items, but Edwin's two or three specials of the day, that are worth coming in for. And even if your a non-dessert eater, break your own rules, it is worth it. The restaurant name fits in so well with the restaurant. We came in as just a coupe of hungry Chicagoans (a pretty good restaurant city) and came out with a great meal and a real feeling of warmth that permeates the walls. Everyone leaves happy and well satisfied. This year, we've been there four times and now we are bringing our PV friends to share our joy. Sandy and Jerry Meyers Chicago Illinois

Old Town Farmers Marke La Vaka Gorda at the OTFM-TC By Erin Staley

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ake it, bake it, grow it” fun is about to begin this Saturday at the OTFM-TC! Enjoy 90+ locally-made products, services and entertainment: farmto-table produce, international fare, sculptures, tropical flowers, hand-rolled cigars, natural body products, custom-made sandals, jewellery, chiropractic sessions, live music and so much more! One such gotta-try is La Vaka Gorda's family Greek yogurt. Joaquin Mauleòn blends whole cow milk and live cultures to create one of the market’s best-selling products: a line of sugar- and preservative-free Greek yogurt. Meet La Vaka Gorda In August 2010, Mauleòn and his wife left Mexico City to arrive in their new community, Puerto Vallarta. Among the many items they brought westward was a cherished family tradition: making healthy, delicious Greek yogurt for loved ones. Mauleòn set out to share the healthy benefits of Greek yogurt, and became a vendor in December 2010. Despite what he would describe as a humble stall (a little table, an even smaller cooler, and a Christmas tablecloth), his business was a huge hit.

“Now we're in our fifth season,” says Mauleòn. “We have a better display,

countless customers-turned-friends, and the peace of mind that we are helping people from all over the world be happier and healthier.” What is Greek Yogurt? Greek yogurt is strained more than regular yogurt. The process makes it thicker, more savoury, and power-packed with good bacteria: L. Acidophilus, L. Bulgaricus and S. Thermophilus. These probiotics are known for improving digestion, absorbing nutrients, improving immunity and easing constipa-

You’re Invited! We’re open 9:30-2 every Saturday, from November 7 to April 30, 2016. We’re located at Lazaro Cárdenas Park in Vallarta’s Emiliano Zapata neighbourhood. For only 14 pesos an hour, you can park in the garage directly beneath park. Public buses and taxis also come this way with a Pino Suarez Street drop off.

tion, diarrhea, inflammatory bowel disease and lactose intolerance. Health professionals recommend at least one serving of probiotic-rich foods each day. By choosing Greek yogurt, you'll gain these goodfor-you nutrients: • B12 for energy and brain development • Protein for cell growth, building muscle and repairing tissue • Calcium for limited fat growth • Iodine for proper thyroid function

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Artisan Bakery “Good Energy” Greek Yogurt “Good energy goes into each of our products,” says Mauleòn. “We treat the cultures carefully, because they are energy for our bodies and for life. Our customers love our yogurt, because it's fresh, and they know that they're eating something really, really good.” And this Saturday, you can sample La Vaka Gorda for yourself! Choose from their line of can't-miss Greek yogurt products:

• Regular • Vanilla • Yogurt dips in a variety of flavors You can also contact lavakagorda(at) gmail.com, +52 (329) 102-1840, +52 (322) 152-1470 or Facebook (la-vaka-gorda). Love Yoga? While at the market, join us for yoga classes (9:30-10:30 am) taught by instructors from Yoga Colective. We meet in the kiosk every Saturday through April 30. Participation is by donation.

Meet the Market The OTFM-TC is a North American style market that celebrates the tradition and culture of Mexico’s outdoor tianguis markets. It is also a registered non-profit/ association civil organization that focuses on nurturing the entrepreneurial spirit of Puerto Vallartans.

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Study Offers Another Reason To Hate Topes

he ubiquitous Mexican speed bump is bad for the environment The oft-reviled tope, the ubiquitous Mexican speed bump, has been a source of agitation for many a driver, not only for inconvenience but for the damage it can do to a vehicle, particularly at night. Many are unmarked and represent a dangerous hazard for the unwitting motorist — but there’s worse: they represent as well a hazard to the environment. The Sciences Secretariat of

the Mexico City government has warned that 80% of the city’s topes should be removed as a means to address atmospheric pollution. Secretary René Drucker said it was even more important this year given that more environmental warnings are anticipated. There is even a study that offers some details about the tope’s contribution to pollution. “Every time a vehicle brakes and then accelerates [for a tope],” he said, “it emits nine times more pollution in the form of particulate matter and

nitrogen dioxide, contributing to the formation of ozone.” Given that Mexico City has an estimated 30,000 such speed bumps, the effects could be considerable. It was in October 2014 that the Atmospheric Sciences Center of the National Autonomous University (UNAM) released a study that showed how topes contribute to air pollution. But according to Drucker, 16 months later there has been no effort made to remove them. He conceded they are useful in

some places, but suggested their installation has been excessive and without any sort of study to determine their usefulness. “There isn’t a city in the world with so many topes.” A climate change specialist at UNAM warned that Mexico City’s environmental problems will increase if the loss of ecosystems is not reversed and the use of fossil fuels is not reduced. “If we continue to lose lakes, if we do not change the type of gasoline we use or improve traffic

and its circulation, we will see more environmental contingencies,” said Carlos Gay of University Program on Climate Change. Those contingencies are warnings that are issued when pollution levels reach certain heights. A researcher at the Center of Atmospheric Sciences, Ángel Ruiz Angulo, said last November the average temperature in Mexico City has increase 5 C over the past 500 years due to the draining of lakes in the Valley of México. Original: mexiconewsdaily.com

9 More States Using New Justice System 24 states are now using accusatory court system

A Biden in Mexico: Trump’s Comments “Dangerous,” Don’t Represent U.S. Majority Views

.S. Vice President Joe Biden said on Thursday that the comments regarding immigrants made by Republican White House hopeful Donald Trump are “dangerous and damaging” and are not shared by the majority of Americans. At the inauguration in the Mexican capital of the third round of bilateral economic talks, Biden tacitly alluded to Trump, who has repeatedly announced his intention to deport the 11 million undocumented foreigners living in the United States and called the ones coming from Mexico criminals and drug traffickers. The United States is a nation of immigrants, said the vice president, who emphasized that the country’s multicultural nature is what makes it “strong.” If the Mexican people believe that the majority of the U.S. population does not respect them, they are wrong, he said. The anti-immigrant point of view “(does) not represent the view of the vast majority of the American people,” said Biden, who

mentioned his own Irish roots and said that there have been phases of “xenophobia” in this country but they have always been overcome. Regarding trade between Mexico and the United States, which amounts to some $500 billion annually, he said by way of analogy that “you can’t poison the well and at the same time work out a real estate agreement to buy the well.” On the other hand, he emphasized the actions undertaken on both sides of the border to “facilitate trade” and the joint focus on investment and technology. Biden arrived in Mexico on Wednesday evening to participate in the economic talks and meet with Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto. Participating in the top level meeting are Mexican Foreign Minister Claudia Ruiz Massieu and Finance Minister Luis Videgaray, along with U.S. Commerce Secretary Penny Pritzker and Interior Secretary Sally Jewell, among others.

nother step has been taken towards the full implementation of the new accusatory penal system, one that employs oral trials rather than the submission of written evidence reviewed behind closed doors, as nine more states began using it yesterday. The Attorney General’s office and the Federal Judiciary Council (CJF) will begin prosecuting crimes within the framework of the new system, in the works since 2008. The CJF signed agreements last Friday that will see the creation of 11 new federal penal justice centers — Mexico City requires three — that will be assigned three judges each, an investment of 915 million pesos (US $50.64 million). The three judges assigned to the centers in Mexico City were appointed on February 22, although construction, which began last September, is only about 50% complete. CJF councilman Alfonso Pérez Daza explained that the judges’ offices will be located temporarily in the city’s justice centers, and that infrastructure won’t hinder the implementation of the new system. “It is impossible to issue tenders [for the construction of the three needed centers], then allocations, and finish building in a four-month period. We’re subjected to the times established in the constitution,” said Pérez. For the CJF the new penal system has yet to show its real effectiveness, its implementation in 15 states having gone largely unnoticed. That’s because only

crimes committed after the implementation date are being prosecuted under the new system, and almost all arrests have been for minor offenses, such as trafficking in small amounts of drugs or carrying illegal weapons. Only 215 cases were initiated during January in the courts of the 15 states that operate under the new system. The figures, concluded the CJF, imply that a large legal staff and premises aren’t immediately needed, as the new system will grow slowly but steadily in the next few years. “So far, one court per state has been enough,” said Pérez. The 15 states that have fully implemented the new system at the

federal level are Durango, Puebla, Yucatán, Zacatecas, Querétaro, San Luis Potosí, Guanajuato, Baja California Sur, Chiapas, Chihuahua, Nayarit, Oaxaca, Coahuila, Tlaxcala and Sinaloa. These states were joined this week by Mexico City, Nuevo León, the State of México, Aguascalientes, Colima, Quintana Roo, Morelos, Tabasco and Hidalgo. The eight remaining states will be applying the new system in two separate stages: Campeche, Sonora, Veracruz and Michoacán will do so on April 29, while Baja California, Tamaulipas, Jalisco and Guerrero will do so on June 14, four days before the constitutional deadline. Original: mexiconewsdaily.com

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Mexican Government in Favor of Decriminalizing Pot Use

exican Government Secretary Miguel Angel Osorio has called for decriminalizing the use of marijuana and other drugs, and finding alternatives in the judicial system to the imprisonment of drug addicts. “An important step that we should focus on is the actual decriminalization of consumption,” Osorio said in an address on Tuesday to a conference on cannabis policy in Ciudad Juarez, a border city in the northern state of Chihuahua. Marijuana use has not been classified as a felony since 1994 and the same should be the case for possession and transportation of drugs for personal use, the Cabinet secretary said. Osorio also called for a new approach to dealing with drug addiction in the judicial system, offering addicts “a different

alternative to prison, with professional care that allows them to move forward and have a life with dignity.” “To deal with drug addiction, use health programs, education, sports and development opportunities,” as well as prevention programs, Osorio said, adding that the laws on cannabis possession must be revised. Mexico allows individuals to possess a maximum of five grams of marijuana for personal use, while the limit internationally is about 28 grams, Osorio said. Some people in possession of larger amounts for personal use may end up being charged with drug trafficking, the government secretary said. About 60 percent of the inmates in federal prisons are doing time on drug convictions, Osorio said. Original: laht.com

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González scores again with The Revenant

ubezki wins cinematography award for third year, Dicaprio best actor Mexico was well represented among the winners at the Oscars last night when The Revenant, which went in with 12 nominations, earned three awards. Director Alejandro González Iñárritu won Best Director for the second year in a row, marking three consecutive years in which the award has gone to a Mexican filmmaker. Alfonso Cuarón won for Gravity in 2014. The Revenant also scored the Best Actor award for Leonardo di Caprio and Best Cinematography for Mexico’s Emmanuel Lubezki, who won for the third straight year. He picked up the Oscar last year for Birdman, for which González Iñárritu won best director, and for Gravity the year before. González Iñárritu became just the third filmmaker to win backto-back Academy Awards with his story about a 19th-century frontiersman and trapper. “I couldn’t be more happy,” he

said last night after his win. “Storytelling is a way for us to confront emotions and possibilities and feel beautiful and horrible emotions. It’s a way to control life, to have an oxygen capsule for life without suffering for real.” A former DJ, the filmmaker won renown for Amores Perros in 2000. All six of the films he has made have earned an Oscar nomination. González Iñárritu, Cuarón and fellow filmmaker Guillermo del Toro have been dubbed “The Three Amigos” by Hollywood for heading a new generation of Mexican filmmakers who have been winning some prestigious prizes. Last year, González Iñárritu used his Oscar win to urge Mexicans to “find and build the government that we deserve, and later criticized injustice, corruption and impunity for having reached “intolerable levels.” Last night, his focus was diversity, a controversial issue this year for the overwhelming

number of white nominees. He said there was an opportunity for “our generation to really liberate ourselves from all prejudice and, you know, this way of thinking and make sure for once and forever that the color of skin becomes as irrelevant as the length of our hair.” The Revenant took five years of research and travel to make, along with shooting under adverse conditions. The 52-year-old director said last month that after the grueling work involved in making the film he was ready to “crawl into a cave to hibernate like a bear” for six months. “I cannot imagine that I will be making another movie any time soon,” he said. The night was a special one for Dicaprio as well, winning Best Actor for the first time despite four previous nominations. The Best Film award went to Spotlight while Mad Max: Fury Road earned the most awards.

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Galleria Dante Presents Guillermo Gomez Friday March 4th 2016, 6-10pm Come meet this exciting artist!

uillermo Gómez Macias was born with the gift to communicate through sculpture. Born in Guadalajara, Jalisco, he was 27 when he completed a degree in agronomy, then decided to devote 100% of his attention to an immense passion for art. He also visited as many art exhibitions and constantly vibrated with the artwork he saw. Thus began his journey as a self-taught artist appreciating situations, trying to describe the human spirit through body language. Guillermo wants the public to interpret the characters in his sculptures and hold an internal dialog with them. Therefore he attends his own exhibitions as much as possible, as he enjoys all the feedback he receives from those who are viewing his

works. Gómez works every day to hone his communication via sculpture and also endeavors to contribute to the evolution of thinking in the human race. His commitment and discipline can be felt in each one of his sculptures. Gómez honors the ability to navigate in life despite hardships or happenstance. “We need to appreciate those tiny details in our daily life,” he says, “and not give such great importance to the things we can’t do anything about.” Never lacking in humor, he not only pokes fun at those around him but also at himself. In fact, if there is a secret to his work, it’s that he allows himself to laugh. The tragedy of chains, of life lived in a cage, of bound hands

and feet might be depicted, but with humor. With his sensitive use of bronze, “the most malleable of materials,” he speaks without words. Guillermo has been credited with having the talent of the old master sculptors of Italy and France. Guillermo often comes to the ocean for his inspiration. He comments, “Although I live in Guadalajara, it’s in Puerto Vallarta that I really feel alive.” Since his first exhibition in 1988 Gomez has been extremely well received here in Puerto Vallarta. Over the years, he has also completed numerous commissions for public works, four of which have been installed along the Malecon in La Paz, Baja California. Reflects Gomez, “When you are fortunate

to get the attention of the public, it becomes important what you say. You have a certain responsibility. Your work becomes a testimony to that community.” His most recent public work is entitled: La Exploracion de la Baja“ (a tribute to surveyor Juan Jose Matute & his mule Sofia) holds a place of honor in the small community of Triunfo, Baja California. He was also commissioned to do sculptures for the Whitehouse in USA and the Vatican in Rome. Gomez can spend years creating some of his sculptures. It starts with an idea, though sometimes

the total vision does not conceptualize completely for a couple of years, however this is not surprising as this talented artist is known to be a perfectionist. He is also celebrated for his unique combination of various mediums in the same piece, often combining bronze with silver, wood, metal, coins, chains, rock or gold. Galleria Dante has proudly represented Gomez in Puerto Vallarta since 1997. Come meet Guillermo - Be sure not to miss opening night on March 4th. Galleria Dante is located at Basilio Badillo #269 322 222-2477

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This Is Tom Jones Starring Dave LaFame By Merv Buchanan

ave LaFame began his career in entertainment, playing bass guitar and singing with numerous bands in London, England. To improve his opportunities, he emigrated to Canada, where he built a successful career as an actor, singer and musician. Along the way, he amassed numerous credits, on television, in film and on stage, and developed a sterling reputation as a reliable hard worker and team player. In 2000, he created a one-man show featuring comedic impersonations of more than 200 musical stars, from Sinatra and Elvis to Freddie Mercury and all three Bee Gees. The show was a hit from start to finish. But it was the rave reviews he received for his tribute to Tom Jones that convinced him to expand it into a stand-alone show. Dave LaFame is now considered one

of the top Tom Jones tribute artists in the world. He has a huge and growing following and has accumulated an impressive list of awards, including the 2012 Las Vegas Celebrity Impersonators Award for top male entertainer. With an uncompromising dedication to providing outstanding value to every audience, he performs in theatres and casinos, on cruise ships and at corporate events, around the globe. And from the first note of his opening set, to the final bow at the end of each show, Dave LaFame's Tom Jones tribute captures perfectly the glamour, sizzle and excitement of one of the entertainment industry's brightest stars. “This Is Tom Jones” comes to Mexico for the first time, for dinner shows, Thursday, March 10th, at The Luna Lounge, in Bucerias and Saturday, March 12th, at El Rio BBQ, in Paso Ancho. Details are available on each venue's web site.

14th National Charro Championships Puerto Vallarta

he biggest and best Charro event in Banderas Bay is from March 3rd through 6th, with 21 of the best charro teams in Mexico who will gather at the Miguel "Prieto" Ibarría Rodeo Grounds in Puerto Vallarta to compete in the 14 Campeonato Nacional de Charro (14th National Charro Championships.) In addition to the rodeo, festivities include the traditional "Maleconeada," a parade that starts off at Parque Hidalgo,

(at the beginning of the Malecón) and ends at Los Arcos del Malecón in downtown Puerto Vallarta. You’ll also enjoy free live music and dance performances, plus roping demonstrations and other activities. The Lienzo Charro Rodeo Grounds are located on Mexico Avenue, directly behind the Central Camionera (Bus station) and in front of UNIVA (University of Atemajac) near the Convention Center.

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Comings and Goings – Previews and Reviews By Marcia Blondin

he next tribute show at El Rio BBQ-Bar is Thursday, March 3rd, starring Johnny Cash. Coming soon: Tom Jones. Between those great tributes is Riverfest. For five years, El Rio has hosted this most worthy charitable event with monies going to Pasitos de Luz. It’s a day full of music and more music. And food and music. Eight hours of live music to dance to, eat with, sing along to, bask-in-thesun-music. Hundreds and hundreds of people will be attending, so get there at 11:30am when the gates open. I will be there from noon ‘til it’s done and have a full report next week. I stopped by Javier Niño’s gallery this week to see how sales of the gorgeous Arte Vallarta book by Ruben Cham were going. Javier says, great. Go to his gallery at 322 Lazaro Cardenas and get a copy – it’s a beautiful edition. Fresh off the plane from London, England and seeing 14 shows in seven days, Alain Perreault’s third installment of My Broadway, Anyway had very close to a full house at The Palm. A very funny addition to this Rising

Star production was a new song – ‘The Grass is Always Greener’, a duet with Alain and Lifestyles Magazine’s Managing Editor Paco Ojeda. Paco was dressed in a, um, housedress with bathing cap and clutching a dust mop. And “Woman of the Year” prize goes to…. Alain’s ensemble cast mates were again flawless – Jean-Guy, Andrea, Mario and Luis. Guest Kim Kuzma absolutely thrilled the audience with one song from her new tribute show: a stunningly haunting Annie Lennox rendition of Whiter Shade of Pale. Kim is always

a joy to hear and to watch but this taste of Annie Lennox was amazing. Only a couple of shows remain - so go. I had a delightful chat before the show with an old friend of Alain’s who had never seen – or heard – Alain sing live. As only he can do – Alain catches his audience with his unbridled enthusiasm, sweeps everyone into his living room and entertains the hell out of the entire audience. Well done, my friend. The show has morphed, grown more comfortable and with only one more show in this series, I think I can safely say you WILL be back.

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Ray - Starring Frank Rondell By Merv Buchanan

oronto-based Frank Rondell’s “Ray” show is an amazing tribute to the late American recording star, both visually and vocally. It has headlined at resorts, casinos and theatres in major capitals of the world, including Canada, the US, Japan, Portugal, Germany, Holland, Australia and Switzerland. And Frank’s performance of “America The Beautiful”, backed by a 500 voice choir, in front of 24,000 fans, at the Edward Jones Sports Dome, in St. Louis Missouri, was a career milestone. Ray Charles, born Raymond Charles Robinson, in Albany Georgia, in 1930, was one of the greatest entertainers of the 20th century. His music is part of our lives and is an important part of American pop culture. In fact, his hit song “Georgia” is now the official song of the US state of the same name. Quite an accomplishment for a person who at one time was not allowed to eat in the same restaurants, stay at the same hotels or use the same washrooms as white Americans. To capture the essence of Ray Charles in concert, Frank spent long hours listening to his recordings and watching his concert footage. As a result, he is able to re-create

Charles' unique voice, style and physical presence in a seemingly effortless way, taking audiences through time, as he performs Ray Charles’ biggest hits, just as Ray would have performed them. Frank Rondell is regularly acknowledged as the leading Ray Charles tribute artist in the world. So if you never had the opportunity to see Ray Charles in person, don’t miss the “Ray” dinner show, at The Luna Lounge, Friday, March 11th. Details are available on the venue's web site.

Wednesday’s at the Movies

he Democrats Abroad Weekly Film Series continues through April 6th at the International Friendship Club in downtown Puerto Vallarta. The popular series features first-run films shown on Wednesday nights at 7:00 pm. Here's a look at the remaining movies showing in March and April:

A marvelous showcase for Brendan Gleeson who plays a parish priest-and a very good man-threatened with murder by an unseen person avenging priest pedophilia. Calvary unfolds like a ticking clock or a murder mystery in reverse, as Father James tends to his affairs in what may be his final week alive. (102 min.)

March 9, 2016 - Timbuktu This movie was an official selection in Cannes last year and a current nominee for the best foreign-language film Oscar. It was caught up in the aftermath of the Charlie Hebdo murders, when the mayor of a Paris suburb briefly succeeded in banning it from a local cinema. Coming amid an outpouring of public and official support for freedom of speech Mr. Sissako's movie, far from being "an apology for terrorism," as the mayor (who, of course, had not seen it) supposed, is an unflinching, quietly furious exploration of life under radical Islamist rule. (97 min.)

March 30, 2016 - La Dictadura Perfecta directed by Luis Estrada (2014) TV MX, the most powerful Mexican Television Corporation, discloses a scandalous story involving Governor Carmelo Vargas in serious crimes and illicit business. Governor Vargas worried about his political future, decides to clean his image and negotiates a billionaire secret agreement with the owners of the TV Corporation. Carlos Rojo, an ambitious young news producer, and Ricardo Diaz, TV network star reporter, are responsible for making a dirty campaign to change the image the public has of the corrupt Governor and make him, at any cost, a political star and a great presidential candidate. (143 min.)

March 16, 2016 - Iron Jawed Angels This movie tells the remarkable and little-known story of a group of passionate and dynamic young women, led by Alice Paul (Hilary Swank) and her friend Lucy Burns (Frances O'Connor), who put their lives on the line to fight for American women's right to vote. The young activists struggle with issues such as the challenges of protesting a popular President during wartime and the perennial balancing act between love and career. (123 min.) March 23, 2016 - Calvary

April 6, 2016 - Breach A feature documentary film that asks the question, "Have we learned enough from our past to save the last, great wild salmon runs on the planet?" The cinematography is spellbinding. (90 min.) Tickets are available for a donation of 60 pesos in advance and 70 pesos at the door. Doors open at 6 pm. Refreshments will be available.

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Luna Lounge Delivers Some of Their Best Shows in March

By Debbie White

t's been a blockbuster season of entertainment around the Bay and the dinner shows on the North Shore continue at Luna Lounge during the month of March. This past Thursday night, Luna Ruma thrilled audiences with their blend of Latin Fusion, Gypsy Flamenco, Arabic Melodies, Cuban Rhythms, Celtic Riffs and Latin Jazz. This was their debut show at Luna Lounge and from the cheers and applause, it was clear that they captured the hearts of their Bucerias audience. This evening of Spanish music was a celebration of Luna Rumba's exquisite sound. There were many recognizable Spanish songs along with a mix of eclectic music. With accompanying vocals, fiery violin, rumba-flamenco guitar, soothing flute, cool bass and exotic percussion instruments and drums, their world-music style enthralled us. Clearly each member of Luna Rumba is a superbly accomplished musician in his own right and the beautiful, interpretive, Spanish dancer that performed during many of their songs added another level of creativity and depth to the show. It was evident from the beginning, why Luna Rumba has sold out all their shows in the greater Puerto Vallarta area this year. Luna Rumba is clearly one of the best musical experiences available around the Bay. Coming up on Thursday, March 3rd, Canadian singing sensation, Paul Fracassi returns once again to Luna Lounge with an original show, Legends of the 50's and 60's, that takes a nostalgic look at the best loved hits of some of music's most iconic stars. This tribute show presents not only the music of Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons, but also other favorites like 'Old Blue Eyes' and The Monkey's frontman, Davy Jones along with songs from Elvis Presley, Bobby Darin and the legendary Buddy Holly. Paul's amazing falsetto voice rivals that of the Bee Gees, Barry Gibb. His choreography on stage is a marvel to behold and with his new backup singers this season, his show is even more entertaining! On Friday, March 4th, Luna Lounge presents a Johnny Cash tribute show performed by the multi-talented, Bill Cayley. This performance features the classic sounds and songs of The Legend in Black.

The show is nearly sold out, so don't delay in getting your tickets. On Sunday, March 6th, Annette Lafond returns for an ENCORE performance of her Shania Twain tribute show, Shania, that was my 'Pick of the Season' show. With the perfect look, sound and performance of Canada's favorite country/rock star, Annette Lafond will once again bring us an extraordinary evening of entertainment. DO NOT MISS this night if you'd like to see a truly authentic tribute to the music and persona of Canadian music star, Shania Twain. Coming up on Thursday, March 10th is Dave LaFameâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Tom Jones tribute show, This is Tom Jones. Dave perfectly captures the glamour, excitement and sizzle of one of the entertainment's biggest stars Dave LaFame began his career in music more than three decades ago, playing bass guitar and singing with numerous bands in London, England. From there he moved to Canada and built up a successful career as an actor, singer and bass player along with achieving numerous television, film and stage credits. Dave is considered one of the top Tom Jones impersonators in the world and has received an impressive list of awards, including the "2012 Las Vegas Celebrity Impersonators Award for Top Male Entertainer." On Friday, March 11th, Luna Lounge is delighted to introduce Frank Rondell to Bucerias with his incredible show RAY - A tribute to Ray Charles. Portraying one of the greatest entertainers of the 20th century, Frank doesn't just sing like Ray Charles, he exemplifies him in every way with the look, movement and the voice! He'll sing all of Ray Charles' biggest hits like, "Georgia," "Hit The Road Jack," "I Can't Stop Loving You," "Unchain My Heart," "Rainy Night In Georgia," "Seven Spanish Angels," "You'll Never Walk Alone" and many more! Although Ray Charles is no longer with us, travel back in time with one of the leading Ray Charles Tribute Artists in the world! Delicious food and first class entertainment will continue at Luna Lounge during the month of March. Book your tickets early because of the popularity of all the shows. Come join the fun at Luna Lounge in Bucerias! For more information or tickets to the shows go to: www.lunaloungebucerias. weebly.com.

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From Here by Marcia Blondin marciavallarta@gmail.com

couple of new businesses have opened in town – both worthy of introductions. First up is Wheeling Vallarta Segway Tours. And just what is a Segway, you may well ask? (I had to!). A Segway is a two-wheeled, stand-up electric scooter-type vehicle used by many police forces including Puerto Vallarta’s. Guided tours can be had after lessons are learned on how to stay upright. Conveniently located at the north end of the Malecon across from McDonald’s, the hour-long tours travel the length of the Malecon all the way to the new pier and back. Your guide will point out interesting places along the way and serve up some history of our city. Helmets and safety vests are supplied and required – a very cool new way to cruise the Malecon in style and safety. A Wheeling Vallarta Segway Tour is priced so the whole family (kids eight and up) can Segway together. For more information see their ad in this issue. If you are a bit like me, shopping for clothes in familiar, ordinary box stores is not something you ever want to do. And now there is Ropero de JOVANY – Jovany’s Closet on Lazaro Cardenas in the Romantic Zone that has more colors and textures in it than mine! A glitzy, glittery, glamorous collection of vintage clothing and accessories

for men and women from places like Hollywood, Beverly Hills and Rodeo Drive. Owner Jovany Jara has hand-picked each exquisite piece of clothing and displays them beautifully. Nothing, and I mean nothing looks “used”. Everything hangs just so. The shop is small and jam-packed with one-of-a-kind pieces, glorious beaded handbags, fabulous shoes, fur jackets (I know, I know) a full-length muskrat coat that almost made me yearn for a Canadian winter. Then there is Jovany’s partner, Anthony Silva, who is a certified dog trainer and is itching to use his expertise on Vallarta’s somewhat ill-mannered pooch population. For information on proper dog training and boarding please email anthony@coredog.com Welcome gentlemen, to Vallarta. There will be another Bazaar on Tuesday, March 8th from 10 to 2 at the Marsol Hotel by the pier. Please come by and find something useful and/or simply lovely…I am bringing a few diamonds-in-therough. Really. Speaking of clothing – Deja New’s Centro store’s last day is Saturday, March 5th. Many of you know I have worked there for over a year. While it’s a bit sad for me to bid my erstwhile retail career ‘adios’, it’s been fun; has improved my conversational skills in Spanish

(there really was only one direction that could go!) I thoroughly enjoyed helping clients mix and match outfits. In the meanwhile, the original Deja New on Jacarandas continues to thrive. My heartfelt thanks go to owner Kathleen Palmer for the very interesting experience. The end of February means another Academy Awards show has come and gone; parties were everywhere. Happily I was invited to Jim and Sean’s house for – yet another – sensational get together. Guests were encouraged to tread the red carpet with some panache at very least. OMG. Don’t know who were more dazzling – the men or the women! I cannot put into words the full meaning of a “Jim Lee Event”. The food prep took three whole days – with staff - and included bacon on a skewer drizzled with dark chocolate. Just let that run around on your taste buds for a minute. And then there were tiny fresh oyster shooters. Cheeseburger sliders were being barbequed all night long. All of these – and many more delightful noshes – were passed out by meandering muscular, hand-painted waiters; charming and delicious eye candy. Two bars steadily kept everyone’s spirits up. Oh! And we all cheered when Mexico’s brilliant Alejandro Iñarritu won the Best Director Oscar. Again. To Jim Lee and Sean

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Vaudeville to Vallarta - Zoë Lewis ‘A Band in a Body’ Zoë Lewis, known to many as ‘a band in a body’, brings her unique, eclectic musical style and talent to The Palm in ‘Vaudeville to Vallarta’, beginning Wednesday, March 2 at 9:30 p.m.

Z Carey – a thousand thanks! Again. One great party story happily leads to another – my 25th anniversary celebration of moving to Vallarta. I was going to let the day slide by because I knew that many of the people I wanted to celebrate with couldn’t be here – my sister, Patrice, being the most missed. Many invitees were sick with the vicious chest flu that’s making the rounds and many more were acting, singing and entertaining on other stages. The one person who pushed me the hardest then helped get the party started was Jim Lee. The place? Langostinos on Los Muertos beach where I spent much time over the years. Owner Colette Zarry had balloons everywhere and had tent cards printed up with special drinks for my guests – on half the tables in the restaurant! Colette personally served delicious appetizers to everyone who came and a lot of people had dinner off Langostino’s extensive menu. All the food was beautifully prepared and presented; everyone raved. To Colette and your staff: saying “thank you” is so woefully inadequate. In the midst of a Friday night in the busiest season Vallarta has had in years you truly made me and my guests feel warmly welcomed. I am grateful for all you did. To those who made the party and brought love and hugs and kind words – I don’t know how to thank you either! My ‘guest book’ is now a treasure and the photographs are still coming in. One last thing – a little macabre maybe, but the next morning I thought, wow! – that was like attending my own Celebration of Life and walking home afterwards! Everybody: take care of our tourists. What a season we are having thanks to them!

oë Lewis is a band in a body! She plays jazz, jump jive, Latin grooves, swing, international folk, and funk originals on anything from the piano to the spoons! Troubadour, vaudevillian, storyteller, adventurer, singer-songwriter, Zoë demonstrates all of her talents in her highly anticipated show now playing at The Palm. Zoë started studying music (piano) in England at the age of seven in her little village on the south coast at Rottingdean. She began performing professionally with London Latin jazz ten-piece band Avanti in 1986. The band toured the UK and cut a record. She went solo in 1988, performed piano/vocal jazz standards in London pubs and later worked in South America and in the Caribbean. In 1990, Zoë arrived in the United States and began performing originals on guitar, piano, harmonica, ukulele, penny whistle, accordion, and human trumpet. Since then, she’s toured extensively, performing at numerous folk clubs, coffee houses, colleges, music festivals and PRIDE marches. Zoë has taught songwriting workshops at festivals and in schools. Her workshop “Music in our Pockets” encourages people to redefine their meaning of music; there’s music on the streets, on our bodies, in nature, even in our pockets if only we open up our ears. Loose change, or a set of keys can be used to make wonderful noise. "She's got it all - a masterful combination of song, performance and artistry, with a contagiously positive attitude and free spirit. Probably the most charismatic performance I've ever seen." - ACCESSLINE, IA A gifted singer and musician, she is as amazing to watch as she is to listen to. Zoë has traveled and performed around the globe in over 70 countries, picking up world-beat grooves and stories along the way; jumping box cars, riding on freight boats and

has even played music with an elephant orchestra in Thailand. Zoë has performed with an array of incredible musicians including Julie Wolf (Ani DiFranco, Bruce Cockburn), Gail Ann Dorsey (David Bowie), Paul Piercy (Dixie Chicks), Freebo (Bonnie Raitt), Sara Lee (B52s) and has toured with Judy Collins, Nanci Griffith, Pat Benatar and The Indigo Girls. She now resides in Provincetown on Cape Cod, MA, where she performs every summer. Her music is upbeat, amusing and perfect for young and old alike. In 2013, she was voted Provincetown Woman of the Year. Vaudeville to Vallarta will mark Zoë’s Puerto Vallarta, Mexico debut and she’s already making a great first impression, after recently previewing her show at The Palm She will play March 2 - 22. Please see the link below for more information and online tickets.

Now Playing at The Palm

‘A Tuna Christmas’, the hit stage comedy starring Tracy Parks and Terry Dale Parks, has been held over by popular demand through Mar. 29 at 7:00 p.m. Next performance Mar. 7 at 7:00 p.m. Argentine duo, Bohemia Viva, continues to soar in popularity featuring their sizzling Latin rhythms and beautiful harmonies. Next show Mar. 5 at 7:00 p.m. Kim Kuzma and her ‘Acústico’ live band, with their original Latin and pop “mashups”, plays every Sun. & Wed. at 7:00 p.m. all season. Kim also stars in ‘DIVA’ A Celebration of the Music of Annie Lennox. Next performances Mar. 11 & 18 at 9:30. Amy Armstrong stars with Bohemia Viva in ‘Spanglish II’ and also in her all new show ‘Mama’s Big Ones’ The Life and Music of Cass Elliot. Next show March 12 at 9:30. Miss Conception’s all-new extravaganza ‘Miss Conception Goes To The Movies’ plays Mon. and Thurs. at 9:30 p.m. all season. And award-winning band Luna Rumba plays again on March 4 & 18 at 7:00

p.m. Due to the popularity of all of these shows, reservations are highly recommended. The Palm is well-known for bringing top notch, cutting-edge entertainment to Vallarta. Inside you’ll find an intimate, completely refurbished 90-seat cabaret with outstanding sound and lighting, creating the ambiance of cabarets from days gone by. Shows are scheduled seven days per week with two different shows nightly through early April, 2016. The Palm also offers matinees at

4:00 p.m. on selected shows. The Palm is non-smoking (a patio is provided for smokers) and is located at Olas Altas #508, in Zona Romantica. Tickets may be purchased online 24 hours a day, and at The Palm’s box office, open at 10:00 a.m. daily (322-222-0200). A full calendar of performances, information and online tickets are available at www. ThePalmPV.com. You can also find the Palm on Facebook at www.facebook.com/ThePalmPV/

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Leza Warkentin

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his week has had its ups and downs, I have to be honest. There’s been some serious internet and cable issues (Vallartans, do you feel me?), which means I have been going without Netflix while dealing with indignant offspring. It’s just not right. But it wasn’t the worst week. This week, on two separate occasions, my children both shared stories with me about how they had stood up against what they saw as wrong treatment of someone else. In both cases, they were not merely defending a close friend against a bully. In my daughter’s case, she was actually telling her friend to be kind to someone younger than they were, someone she didn’t really know that well. My son was trying to raise awareness with a couple of peers that what is seen as casual slang can actually be considered slurs against minority groups. I’m not telling you this to brag. The minute a parent begins to brag is the minute she lets her guard down. Next thing she knows, she’s sitting meekly on the Other Side of the principal’s desk staring down her collection of apple knick-knacks. No, I only want to share an unbelievably lovely moment with so many of you who are really going to get this, because most of us have those golden moments when children meet our parenting goals, even if it’s just one time in a sea of not-quites. I have several parenting goals, a few of which are: - That they will go to friends’ houses and not tell their parents embarrassing stories about me - That they will, someday, put their clothes IN the laundry basket instead of BESIDE (do as I say and not as I do, kids) - That they will take a passionate interest in the culinary arts, especially in dishes based on cheese But mostly my goal is to raise

“I’m not telling you this to brag. The minute a parent begins to brag is the minute she lets her guard down” compassionate children. I realize there’s not much money in compassion, mostly because compassion often means being generous. But if I want true joy in life for both children, that’s the path I want them to take. When you make conscious parenting goals, these things pop up in everyday life, where it’s easy for them to put ideals into practice. A great way for us to demonstrate compassion in action to children is through interactions with animals. They always have had animals around them, and they were taught to respect and care for creatures who needed help and who were basically at our mercy. Conversations about siblings, school, movies, books, family revolved around the humans involved and how we could manage situations in a way where the people felt valued. I admit I nearly despaired on some of our family car trips, because sibling rivalry is for real, and mostly it isn’t about making people feel valued. But then, this week, in the soft dark of bedtime, my children told me stories of compassion. They never mentioned having a choice,

or hanging back, or wondering if they should just let it go. They told me about saying what had to be said. They told me about feeling sad for the one or ones being hurt, and, in my daughter’s case, telling that person that it would be ok. They told me about their hope that the other people would stop the hurtful actions. They told me that they wished for a world where people didn’t hurt one another. And then they both asked me what they should do next. Like they thought I might actually know a little thing or two. It’s hard to describe the feeling I had. It’s like I never once stepped on a piece of Lego lying around on the floor. It’s like I never broke up a sibling argument about people purposefully reading a book that the other person had wanted to read. It’s like I never cried a mother’s tears. Tomorrow, I know the lessons will start over again. And I will undoubtedly shed another tear or two. But I’m going to set all that aside for tonight. Because, just for this moment, I’ve met my goal. And everything is just right.

hat does "holistic" mean exactly? It sounds like a snazzy, modern word we should know, but do most people understand it? I sure didn't some time ago. Also known as holiatry, Webster's dictionary defines it as " care of the entire patient in all aspects of well-being, including physical, psychological, and social." More and more data seems to be coming out about how our optimal health doesn't just have to do with what we eat, although that is important, but it's more about the "whole" picture. For example: How do manage your stress? Do you have good relationships with people in your life? Do you exercise, are you helping to move toxins out of your body? Do you love the work you do? What are your patterns of thinking? Great health isn't about spending hours in yoga class, at the gym or vowing to never eat gluten again. Yes, health and eating consciously matters, but it's also about the other factors. I like to think of it as caring for the wheel of life. Different spokes in the wheel represent a different/ important facet of our lives that should be nourished. After all, we are multi-faceted beings with different interests, dreams, strengths and weaknesses. Try this check in exercise with yourself. Take a piece of paper and write a letter to yourself about the life you envision, including new projects, the new body you envision, new relationships, new perspectives, new ways of being. What feelings and thoughts surface as you write this letter to yourself? Are there old stories that keep popping up in your head that aren't allowing you to live your life with more authenticity and alignment of your values? Write down the old messages you've been carrying around, the

negative self-talk that no longer serves you. Get real with yourself. Allow yourself space to really feel emotions as they come up and not push them away. Once you've written the letter, read it to yourself and ask for forgiveness for anything that emerged that wasn't true. The new emerging you is arising allow for this transformation. Now that you've read it, you can rip up or burn the letter if you so wish as it may symbolize letting go of old beliefs. Or you can turn on your favorite tune and dance to celebrate letting go and inviting in the new kind of life you are determined to live - more empowered, more vibrant, more WHOLE, more you. If you would like to explore this a little bit more, I invite you to check out www.wellnesslatina. com: Revitalize to Wholeness in 28 Days. I'm a Certified Wellness Coach. My mission is to empower you to become the best version of yourself so that you are unstoppably fulfilling your dreams! My approach is holistic. I help you incorporate visualization techniques, plant-strong nutrition, fun Latin movement, and essential oils to support physical and emotional health. If you want to feel like the amazing, vibrant, WHOLE person you know you are this year download my FREE guide at www.wellnesslatina. com and check out my wellness programs.

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Your Purpose Rhonda Zarate

was shopping with one of my bestie’s this week, in Guadalajara at the Annual Furniture Show. I suddenly realized how inspired I felt, being surrounded by all the designs, colors, fabrics and textures at the show. How it filled up my own personal creative cup. It felt exhilarating to be in that hustle and bustle of the show’s electrifying environment. An added bonus was all the ‘Fashion Divas’, strutting around in the latest fashions as if they had just got off the catwalks of Paris Fashion Week. It amazes me how people get so decked out to go shopping to buy a sofa? The whole thing was freaking awesome! This experience made me realize, yet again, the importance of immersing oneself into something that fuels your own creative fire, whatever that might be. Only you hold the key to open that door. You, and you alone, know what your “Authentic Heart” yearns for. Some get fueled by spending time in the great outdoors; others with the intensity of heated debates; others with a paint brush in their hand, stroking at the purity of a blank canvas. This week I found my crea-

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loell87@yahoo.com tive fix, in textiles and textures, combing the streets of Guadalajara to find my next wow factor. Life is so beautifully, colorfully woven in all its flavors and delights. I truly think a key part of living your chosen “Authentic Life Path,” is seeking out your own creative fix. Whatever that might be, it's up to you, to set that into motion. To make sure that happens for yourself you need to come up an action plan. Once you have that nailed down, you can immerse yourself into it. Breath it, feel it, appreciate it and a soulful energy will come over your entire being. Like a well rested body after a delightful massage. You will simply feel rested, relaxed and full of new found energy. This, my friends, will hold you over until your next Creative Soulful Field Trip. Enjoy! Homework: Seek out something that fires you up. If nothing comes to mind, start trying different things, until you find yourself in a state of awe. Then you will know you are onto something. Don't stop until you find what your heart is looking for.

Rhonda Zarate is a REALTOR/ LIFESTYLE COACH. To book a consultation with her, you can find her at rhondazaratelifestyles@ gmail.com or her Facebook Blog “ Rhonda Zarate Lifestyle.”

Fix It!

mericans live in a throwaway society. Having lived much of my life in the U.S., I can say this unequivocally. Ads on TV, in printed media and on the Internet, constantly remind us that something new is on the horizon, just maybe a little bit better than what we already have. Consumer spending accounts for around 70% of the GDP in the United States. As a byproduct of that culture, many crafts and trades dating back years, or even centuries, are disappearing. Get a hole in your sock? Throw the pair away and get new ones. Lose the heel off your shoe? Head to the nearest mall. Clothes too big? Well, you get the picture. Here in Mexico, the opposite holds true. Things are fixed, recycled or repurposed as many times as possible. My parents lived through the Great Depression and their sense of thrift was ingrained in me from the cradle. So it is no surprise that when something I treasure needs repair or looks like it might be nearing the end of its useful life, my first instinct is to fix it. Luckily I live in Colonia Emiliano Zapata (you may know it as the Zona Romantica or Old Town) where it is possible to have many things fixed or custom made at unbelievable prices. Many people no longer wear a watch. Cell phones and other devices can show you the time with just a glance. As for me, I’m old fashioned and still wear one. But when the battery dies or the winding stem gets stuck or falls out, I head over to the Insurgentes Bridge and see Mario. Six days a week Mario sets up shop with his cardboard sign and case of tools. Mario is a miracle worker and, because he has no overhead, his services are unbelievably affordable. A few weeks ago, my wedding band cracked clear through. Concerned about the high price of gold these days, I took it to a local jeweler and braced for some sticker

shock. When the owner quoted me 100 pesos, I thought my hearing had gone bad. In just a couple of hours, for less than ten dollars, it was as good as new. My husband was so impressed that he decided to have one of his rings fixed. Some years back the band had worn through and he paid $200USD to have it repaired in the States. That repair lasted only a couple of years. Sure enough, for 100 pesos, the ring was as good as new. Shoes today are often made with rubber or synthetic soles. The climate here can wreak havoc on them. Walking home from dinner one night, the entire sole fell off one of my husband’s favorite shoes. Back in the States, it is often impos-

sible to find a shoe repair shop. But here, for just a short walk to our local cobbler and a few pesos, that shoe was as good as new. If you lose a few pounds and your favorite pants are a little loose, or if you think that lovely long skirt might get more use if it were shorter, it’s easy to find a seamstress who can fix it, or fix anything for that matter. I doubt that the ability to sew is genetic, but Mexican women are truly artists with a needle and thread. Just look at how many fabric stores there are around town. When my all-time favorite linen blouse began to literally fall apart at the seams, I went to see Luisa and explained that I wanted an exact duplicate. Not every fabric store in Vallarta carries linen, but Luisa knew where to send me to find some. She wanted me to pick it out myself as there were two or three different grades available. A week later, my new blouse was good to go, complete with the original shamrock shaped motherof-pearl buttons. Total replacement cost, including fabric, less than the cost of the first one. Having these and other resources available is definitely a perk of living here. You may not always find what you are looking for, but you will sure have fun with the quest.

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Flower of the Week Queen’s Wreath Trepadora Lija (Spanish) Petrea volubilis Sandpaper Vine. Due to their rough leaves. This fast-growing, perennial woody vine native to Mexico is often mistaken for Wisteria. Climbing to a height of 40 feet, the foot-long flower clusters are a lovely bluish lavender color consisting of five-pointed stars

Sandra Cesca

which bloom most of the spring and summer. Flowers have been used in indigenous folk medicine. This plant is one of over 200 found in Sandra’s color-coded guidebook, Tropical Plants and Walks of Puerto Vallarta. Available at the Vallarta Botanical Garden gift shop www.vbgardens.org, Page in the Sun Bookstore, and from Sandra at the Marsol Artisan’s Market on Fridays. Information on her many area walks can be found at: www.escaperoutevallarta.com.

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MARSOL MARKET is having ANOTHER BAZAAR 10am to 2:00pm. Tuesday, March 8th Furniture, art, clothes, kitchen items, food, jewelry, books and much much more. Live music by Gabriel Reyes. VENDORS! Tables are only 100 pesos. Please set up by 9:30am Please contact Barbara or Sherry at the Friday Marsol Market

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ey everybody! The San Pancho Music festival was a blast! I was only able to attend on Sunday, which had such amazing talent from professional musicians that come from all over the US and Mexico. Chris Parsons told me that more folks showed up Friday and Saturday than the total three days last season! They are considering adding on a Thursday for next season…guess we shall have to see what happens! Sunday evening ended the amazing weekend and day with the ever so amazing musicians of Tatewari. There was a two special guests playing with them; an incredible flutist Charlie Pena and lead guitarist Easu Galvan Salto’s son Fausto, who I think is aged three now! They are all very talented with Daniel Marquez Ortega on bass, Esau Galvan Saltos on lead guitar, Al Ramierz (better known as Mimi) on rhythm guitar and lead, and Sonny Davis on drums. This group plays so tight! The three boys all grew up in La Cruz de Huanacaxtle. Speaking of Sonny Davis, he has just released a new CD “INVOLUTION” has just been recognized as Best Folk / Singer Songwriter album by the Akademia Music Awards for February 2016. I enjoy listening to his CD in the mornings to start my day. Congrats to my friend Sonny Davis!

Community Corner with Amanda Dolan Hernandez My new friend Amanda has more creative energy than most folks I know! Amanda sings and plays music, paints large murals, and another one of her talents is creating some of the best curry I have ever tasted! Amanda is the owner of Amanditas Bay Curry in Bucerias. Amanditas means “little Amanda”. What began back in Maharajah, Liverpool, England in the 80’s, when Amanda was in a search for something that would challenge her own taste buds and chasing that “curry buzz” has now travelled full circle here to Bucerias. One night ,back in England, after a night on the town, everyone was hungry with nothing but the same old thing going on. This is when Amanda really began the “Curry Craze” of her life. She and her son now live in Bucerias. Every day she is at the restaurant making fresh curry for that evening. The smells are fabulous and make my mouth water! She is going to have Kirtan music on Wednesday, March 9th with Raoul and Jimmy Shiva. What a treat! Reservations and deposit are required. 322-899-6030. Amanda is still working on the liquor license but you’re welcome to bring your own! You can check out her page on the allBucerias.com site under

restaurants for the full menu and other information.

So What Else is NEW? Remember the Amigos de Bucerias Meeting is always the first Saturday of each month at IXTA restaurant. Reservations are required if you’re going to have breakfast. Check out their FB page or website. The Bucerias Theater Guild in conjunction with the John Ozzello Memorial Food Bank is teaming up to raise monies for the food bank. On Tuesday, March 5th, Jacqueline Meyer, the most powerful Agent in Hollywood is back and ready to spill all the juicy gossip of Hollywood in "Memoirs of a Hollywood Gossip Queen"; as she dished out all of the dirt on the lifestyles of the stars of Hollywood. The part is played by Christy Beguesse. Tickets are 300p and include an appetizer sampler plate, beer, wine, water or soda. Doors open at 6:30pm, curtain up at 7:30pm. For more info contact thebuceriasartwalkplaza@gmail. com . Let’s all help feed the hungry!

Those Crazy Bitches

party and her husband surprised her with a Crazy Bitches drag show! Happy Birthday Peggy! It was such a fun party! I have seen the Crazy Bitches at Luna Lounge in Bucerias many times and I laugh my butt off every time! They really put on a great (adult) show. I did not realize they did personal parties, as they are already so busy; they are even playing in La Peñita this season! In fact, they are selling out every week at Luna Lounge on Tuesdays and Wednesdays…so get your tickets early if you want to go. The all you can eat BBQ is awesome too! Breakers Beach Bar has their Fourth Annual “Beach Day with the Kids” for the Manos de Amor (Bucerias Orphanage) Saturday, March 5th. Come support this great cause and have fun at the same time playing on the playa! It’s always a good time at Breakers! Over at the GECKO ROJO in La Cruz they have a wonderful new band on Wednesday’s called Cantus Entera. These guys are from Guadalajara and Mexico City, and this is their first time playing

in La Cruz. They play outstanding renditions of Billy Jean, Another Brick in the Wall, REM, Sly and the Family Stone and Sting, The Platters and more. It’s very refreshing to hear some different songs. On three guitars they are able to reproduce trumpets, keyboards and violin sounds. They start at 7:30pm and Sharon always has some kind of fun food special going on! Every Sunday at Xocolatl by Roberto’s is live music with Havy Rodriguez, from 7-10pm. He is a great Cuban singer and dancer. The views of the bay are spectacular! Watch out for the strong margaritas!

Thanks for tuning in! As usual there is always a lot going on! Check out our facebook page at https:// www.facebook.com/allrivieranayaritfun/ and the calendars on allBucerias.com and allLaCruz.com. If you’re looking for Energy Medicine Healing / Reiki session or training please email me at Cat@ NewEnergyConsciousness.com . Have a super week everyone and enjoy the good life around the beautiful Banderas Bay and Riviera Nayarit.

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AAA Diamond Awards in Riviera Nayarit

his year the Grand Sirenis Matlali Hills hotel in La Cruz de Huanacaxtle received its AAA Four-Diamond designation. Every year the American Automobile Association (AAA) announces the winners of the AAA Diamond Awards in recognition of high-end luxury service in tourism establishments. This year, the Riviera Nayarit increased its number of Four- and Five Diamond award-winning hotels to fifteen and kept its number of awarded restaurants at six.

“For the past two years we’ve been adding new hotels with this global recognition, meaning the Riviera Nayarit still hasn’t topped out in this respect and will surely continue to add AAA Diamonds with the new luxury properties that have been confirmed for the Destination,” said Marc Murphy, Managing Director of the Riviera Nayarit Convention and Visitors Bureau. This year’s news: the Grand Sirenis Matlali Hills hotel in La Cruz de Huanacaxtle received the AAA Four-Diamond award. The rest of

the hotels are located in Nuevo Vallarta, Flamingos, Punta de Mita and Punta Mita. The Riviera Nayarit CVB extends its congratulations to the hotels and restaurants that boast AAA Four- and Five-Diamond awards, which reinforce the positioning of the Destination as an aspirational luxury product. Below please find a complete list of our award-winning properties: AAA Five-Diamond Hotels Grand Luxxe Nuevo Vallarta

Grand Velas Riviera Nayarit Four Seasons Resort Punta Mita The St. Regis Punta Mita Resort AAA Four-Diamond Hotels Dreams Villamagna Nuevo Vallarta Grand Sirenis Matlali Hills Hard Rock Hotel Vallarta Hotel Cinco Iberostar Playa Mita Marival Residences & World Spa RIU Palace Pacifico The Grand Bliss Nuevo Vallarta The Grand Mayan Nuevo Vallarta Villa La Estancia Riviera Nayarit

Casa de Mita AAA Five-Diamond Restaurants Carolina at The St. Regis Punta Mita Resort AAA Four-Diamond Restaurants Aramara at Four Seasons Resort Punta Mita Epazote at Grand Luxxe Frida at Grand Velas Riviera Nayarit Lucca at Grand Velas Riviera Nayarit Piaf at Grand Velas Riviera Nayarit

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2nd Annual Ballenarte Whale Festival

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District Beat

By Gordon Mayer

Katerina makes an excellent point, one that is echoed in the streets of the Bucerias Art District. There is no doubt that investment and development are positive things for Mexico, the Bay of Banderas and Bucerias. Exciting things are happening as the area is discovered more and more by those who love the gorgeous views, sun-soaked beaches and the natural charm of the community. But inherent in this charm is that unique sense of community, of belonging, where there is a recognizable freedom from what has become the insular nature of our age. Cell phone screens and laptops are our windows and usernames and logins have become our doors but, as is so true in much of Mexico herself, the art of the BAD causes you to lift your head, to look around, experience and see life. Not surprising when the windows and doors themselves

are covered in art and open for you to peer through to see color and vibrancies, texture and hue. The galleries and shops and the open studios of the artists in the BAD allow art to infuse the streets and the people who walk them resulting in a natural human release of spirit and humanity that inspires community. The answer then to the question of Why? Is perhaps another question, “ Why not everywhere?” While logic says that there would be an inherent good and that truly art is life and life is everywhere, a place like the BAD is then a centre for inspiration, an example, a light in the insular darkness. The BAD exists to promote its uncommon density of artistic talent and commonwealth which births daily a cornucopia of imagination and creativity and to preserve that same gift while encouraging investment development so that the BAD may thrive within its parent town, Bucerias. Imagine a bustling community where art imitates life and life is honest and open, beautiful and radiant and you will catch a glimpse of the BAD now and how it can be reimagined into the world as it should be. You have already taken a step to be a part of the BAD by lifting your head to read about us. Thank you. Now we invite you to comment, share and interact with us as we explore week by week.

he second Ballenarte Whale Festival will be held March 16-18 in Puerto Vallarta. Produced by the local environmental group, Ecology and Conservation of Whales A.C. (ECOBAC), the objective of this event is to contribute to the protection and conservation of natural resources in Mexico, and especially the humpback whale in Banderas Bay. It also seeks to encourage the exchange of knowledge and information to benefit the conservation and protection of marine species. In this second Ballenarte Conservation Festival, attendees will enjoy a variety of entertaining and educational events, including:

Loving Our Whales:

Talk about whales for kids Educational games and surprises Wednesday March 16th, 5:00 pm Biblioteca Los Mangos

Knowing Humpback Whales Lecture

Learn about Banderas Bay projects Thursday, March 17th, 6:00 pm CUC-UDG Miniauditorio 1. Edificio de investigación y postgrado Caring for Our Whales Come and have fun with our educational games and interactive displays Meet our real life size inflatable baby whale Lots of surprises! Friday, March 18th, 7:00 pm Los Arcos del Malecón

About ECOBAC

Ecología y Conservación de Ballenas, Ecology and Conservation of Whales (ECOBAC), is a Mexican non-profit organization, devoted mainly to research, conservation, protection and conservation of Mexico's natural resources, specially the Humpback Whales in Banderas Bay. For more information, visit their website, ecobac.org, or Facebook page.

High-Octane Fun in Riviera Nayarit

arch is going to be a month of high-octane fun in the Riviera Nayarit as it play host to all kinds of artistic and sporting events, including martial arts, sailing, Stand Up Paddle, races, yoga, the circus arts, music, hot air balloon flights and, as if that weren’t enough, it’s time once again for the traditional Easter Week vacation. XXIV International Banderas Bay Regatta (March 9-12) The Nuevo Vallarta Yacht Club will receive sailboats from North America to compete in the best destination for sailing in the Mexican Pacific and enjoy parties, savor excellent cuisine and much more. http://www.banderasbayregatta.com/

3rd Puerto de Chacala Music Festival (March 10-13) This is a huge musical celebration, with four days of dancing and singing in the streets of Chacala. The community offers yummy beachfront cuisine and will host big international and domestic artists. http://www.chacalamusicfestival.com/

Janis Johnstone Photography

f you joined us last week you would know that here we will be discussing the Bucerias Art District along with related and relevant news and interests. If you didn’t catch the article that precipitated this column, take a moment and find out how it came to be: https://issuu.com/vallartatribune/ docs/985/23 There you will read the when, what and where but we have only touched on the Why? This week, if I may indulge myself, I would like to discuss why. Artist Katerina Gregos said in a recent TedX talk said: “Artistic imagination and creativity are not added bonuses for society; they’re not the icing on the cake. They are integral to the human spirit and to human aspirations. An essential part of what makes us human. Art thinks about the world in its current state and can reimagine the world as it should be.”

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Children’s Circus (March 16-19) The kids and teens of San Pancho put on a yearly show with what they learned from Gilles Ste-Croix, co-founder of the Cirque Du Soleil, and the group of professionals that have encouraged this unique artistic project in Mexico. http://circodelosninosdesanpancho.mx/

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Explore Banderas Bay

uerto Vallarta is located in the middle of Banderas Bay, one of the largest bays in Mexico at nearly 100km in length. It is bounded in the north by Punta de Mita and in the south by Cabo Corrientes. It straddles the states of Jalisco and Nayarit, divided along the Ameca River. The bay is home to many wonderful communities and an abundance of natural wonders. In the winter and spring seasons you can witness the awe inspiring beauty of the humpback whales as they calve in the warm waters of the bay, in the summer you can experience the majesty of the sea turtles hatching and returning to their watery world. The fall brings renewed vigour to the mountains and rivers with the fresh rains and revived vegetation. No matter when you visit, Puerto Vallarta and Riviera Nayarit will share their wonders with you. Here is a selection of some of the many things you can do while visiting us. Walking Tours Take a tour through Puerto Vallarta’s Historic Downtown to learn about this city’s rich history, famous people, architecture, and cultural and ecological heritage; all this on an easy to moderate two-hour stroll led by a certified guide. Tours leave from the Municipal Tourism Office every Tuesday and Wednesday at 9:00 a.m. and 12:00 p.m and Saturdays at 9:00 a.m. Shopping in the Zona Romantica – this charming neighbourhood is also called Old Town and is a popular residential area for expats and Mexican families. Along the main streets you will find shops galore, filled with wonderful authentic crafts, clothing, jewelry, excellent restaurants, spas, theaters and more. Vibrant and friendly, this area offers an excellent day or two (or more!) of exploring. Close to Los Muertos beach, consider ending your day with a sunset margarita at any of the many beachfront restaurants. Sunsets on the Malecon Sitting on the edge of the Pacific

restaurants, clothing stores, spas and more. Venture off the malecon to find the perfect souvenir.

Ocean never fails to give us a sunset each night. Grab a seat at any of the number of excellent bars and restaurants along the malecon, order your favourite cocktail and let it all slip away. Once the sun has set, the malecon comes alive with families out for a stroll, plenty of live entertainment and later in the night, the nightclubs beckon.

Conchas Chinas The south of Puerto Vallarta is a thick jungle full of adventure and excitement. Head south along the 200 highway and you will find the architecturally inspiring community of Conchas Chinas. The beach cove here is excellent for snorkeling.

Sayulita – A short 45 minutes north of the Puerto Vallarta International Airport, Sayulita is the surfers mecca of Riviera Nayarit. A funky town with a wonderful protected beach, this laid-back town has a hippie vibe with the organic cafes and the yoga studios to prove it. Visit the Huichol Cultural Centre for some wonderful hand-made beaded jewelry or grab a surf lesson from one of the many vendors on the beach.

Nogalito The first town South is that of Nogalito. Set back in the jungle it is a charming Mexican village that also is home to one of the most popular day tours - the Canopy Mundo Nogalito Tour with the only tunnel zip-line in town. If you’re feeling the heat, stop at the Punta Negra bridge and take a drip in the river. Lovely fresh water, lots of little pools to splash in and rocks to dry off on. If you’re lucky, a vendor will come by with snacks and drinks - otherwise pack your own.

Cooking Classes – Recognized as one of the world’s leading cuisines, there are a number of great schools in the Puerto Vallarta area that will teach you how to master tortilla soup, enchiladas, salsas and more. Fresh seafood, abundant fruit and veggies and a sophisticated community make Vallarta a foodies dream destination. Look for a school that will take you to the markets or introduce you to the farmers and fishermen for a truly cultural experience. Don’t want to cook? Try one of the Food Tours available. Eat like a local and for three hours you will enjoy everything from Tacos to Pozole. Art Galleries – It is said there are more galleries per capita in Puerto Vallarta than any other place in Mexico. Many of these galleries are along the side streets that run through

Centro. Stop at the Tourism Office in the Main Plaza for a map or take advantage of their free walking tour. Many galleries carry high quality local crafts, established Mexican and international artists and more. Volunteer - There are many wonderful organizations across the Bay that can use your help. Both time or money will be appreciated. On Sundays, the Brigada de Basura does a morning clean-up with the local children and then they all head to Que Pasa restaurant for breakfast, activities and friendship. Ride the bus - Buses in Puerto Vallarta are an experience all their own. You can tell the general destination of the bus by what is written on the window. Costco,

Sheraton, Centro, Mismaloya you can go just about anywhere in this city on the bus. Only seven and a half pesos (per bus - there are no transfers) this is a great way to explore the neighbourhoods. Head south on the bus and get a front row seat on some spectacular scenery on your way to the Vallarta Zoo. Or hop the Bucerias bus in front of Walmart and 30 minutes later you are exploring a charming beachside town. Tip: Sit on the non-sunny side of the bus. Trust me. It gets hot. Support Local Business - One of the most popular reasons visitors love Puerto Vallarta is because it’s a thriving city not just geared towards tourists. A fine example of this is the many small businesses that you can find in ‘Centro’ including galleries,

Mismaloya 15 minutes further is Mismaloya, a small town set back from the water along a river that leads to the ocean and a number of beach restaurants. This bay looks onto Los Arcos and is a great place to grab a panga boat for a tour of the impressive rocks. If you have time, book a snorkel or dive trip. This is one of the deepest ocean valleys in the world and home to turtles, whales, dolphins and the blue-footed Booby. Back behind the town, check out the Vallarta Zoo where you can play with baby monkeys, tigers and lions. Boca de Tomatlan Boca de Tomatlan is the last town along the ocean and the place to grab a boat to the small beach communities of Quimixto, Las Animas and the very popular Yelapa. Looking for romance - book a table at the nearby Le Kliff for spectacular views and sunsets.

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a realtor By Michael Green, Boardwalk Realty

Q: I have been trying to sell my condo in Conchas Chinas for over a year and so far no offers. What should I do to get it sold fast at the best price? John H. Detroit A: Prospective buyers form their opinions about your property within the first 15 seconds. Therefore, you have to make your home as appealing as possible, as quickly as possible to the broadest clientele you can. The new buyers need to imagine THEMSELVES in your property, living the good life. Otherwise, they will not be interested in your property and you may never get an offer. The first thing to do is make a good first impression. Re-paint your front door and change the old hardware. Place planters on either side of the door with flowers in vibrant colors that excite the senses. Inside the entry way, make sure the paint is creamy white and fresh and the floors look great. All you need for décor is a thin table, a lamp and a vase with fresh flowers. Then get rid of the clutter. All the newspapers, mail, laundry, personal photos, collections and knickknacks must go. Take all the furniture out of the rooms and bring it back one piece at a time. Only the items that are essential should stay. And arrange them to showcase the view, not block it! Streamline your kitchen counters. You can keep the coffee pot, but put away the toaster, blender, dishes, storage tins and fruit bowl. You want sleek, clean lines. You want the buyers to think, “Wow, look at the counter space!” And the views, DON´T block the views. Once you get

organized, keep everything neat. Polish the floors and put on a fresh coat of paint. The bathroom can never be too clean, so hide the shampoo bottles and get rid of the old bathmat. Search and destroy odors. If you can smell it, we CAN´T sell it. Make your home feel as spacious as possible. Closets should only be half full. If buyers see a jam-packed closet, they will think it will be too small for them too. Bedrooms only need a bed, night table, lamp and maybe a comfy reading chair in the master. So get rid of the exercise bike and pair down your excess belongings. Pull the furniture out a few inches from the walls, and make sure the corners of rooms are visible. Next,

you want to “lighten up”. No, not you, your place! Get rid of any big heavy curtains, and install sheer window coverings and pull them to the side wherever possible. You want the buyer to come in and think, “I could live here, it’s nice and bright.” Then find yourself a superstar agent who will spend some real time and effort marketing and selling your property. Ask for referrals and make sure they are part of a local multiple listing system. Finally, think price, price, and price. Because everybody wants to think they are getting a good deal right now. Do you have a question about Real Estate in Puerto Vallarta? Just ask!

Michael Green is the Broker of Boardwalk Realty. Active in local and national Real Estate boards; published author and acknowledged expert on Puerto Vallarta Real Estate, Mike moved here in 1997 to take advantage of the unsurpassed lifestyle PV offers. E mail Mike at: Michael@boardwalkrealtypv.com

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The Working Retiree in Mexico

by Orlando Gotay, Tax Attorney

oday I am going to write about a subject, unfortunately as complex as my main discipline, tax law….U.S. Social Security benefits. Social Security rules are quite complex by themselves, in the “regular” cases, and become even more so when the international “abroad” component is added. I want to focus on those who are residing in Mexico drawing Social Security retirement benefits, not those on disability or receiving survivor benefits. You may know there is a “full retirement” age (in my own case 67) but a worker can choose to “retire early” at 62. This discussion is aimed chiefly at those “early” retirees.

The foreign work test

The SSA will withhold benefits for each month a beneficiary younger than full retirement age works more than 45 hours outside the United States in employment or self-employment that is not subject to U.S. Social Security taxes. It does not matter how much you earned or how many hours you worked each day. A person is considered to be working any day he or she: • Works as an employee or self-employed person; • Has an agreement to work even if the person does not actually work because of sickness, vacation, etc.; or • Is the owner or part owner of a trade or business, even if the person does not actually work in the trade or business, or the person does not make any income from it. Ouch--That’s pretty

severe. This means that if you are self-employed, you will meet those 45 hours pretty early in the month (the 6th day), losing the corresponding benefit payment. From time to time, the SSA sends a questionnaire to determine continued eligibility for benefits. It is important this questionnaire be completed and returned. If it is not, payments will stop. The questionnaire is not exactly user friendly, and if you need to report work, you may need to attach parts of your income tax returns. But that is what is needed to ensure you get the allowable benefits. The questionnaire must be signed under affirmation of truth, so think twice about that. If you (or your employer) paid U.S. income taxes and Social Security taxes on your work, you do not need to worry about the foreign work test and you will not be subject to reductions on account of it. Also, the foreign work test does not apply once you reach full retirement age. But don’t forget that all “early” retirees (no matter where they live) are subject to the annual income test in which retirement benefits are reduced (and paid later) if wage income exceeds certain amounts. Plan early, plan ahead, and enjoy Mexico!

Orlando Gotay is a California licensed tax attorney (with a Master of Laws in Taxation) admitted to practice before the IRS, the U.S. Tax Court and other taxing agencies. His love of things Mexican has led him to devote part of his practice to the tax matters of U.S. expats in Mexico. He can be reached at tax@orlandogotay.com.

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Semana Santa in Puerto Vallarta

emana Santa is just a few short weeks away and soon the beaches and streets will be much more crowded. There are always many events planned for this week-long event and this year is no different with a reggae festival, hot air balloon festival and more. More than just a chance to escape to the beach with your family, Semana Santa is the most important religious week in Mexico. Semana Santa (Holy Week) is the week leading up to Easter. This is a very important holiday in Mexico. Most schools have two weeks vacation at this time, both Semana Santa and the following week, which is referred to as Semana de Pascua. There are abundant religious celebrations, but it's also a time when Mexican families head to the beaches and tourist attractions.

Love Patience Unity

ri Swami Vishwananda, an enlightened spiritual master from the island of Mauritius, is the founder and inspiration behind the Bhakti Marga movement. His aim is to help others find and realize the utmost, unlimited, unconditional Divine Love already present within every human being. Join us on this special visit to Puerto Vallarta on March 17th at “Villa Ananda” in Punta Burros (Punta de Mita) For more information visit: www.bhaktimarga.org

and at tourist attractions, and make hotel and travel reservations well in advance. Religious Celebrations: The religious observances of Semana Santa do not take a back seat to beach fun, however. Processions and passion plays take place all through the country, though different areas celebrate in different ways and certain communities have more effusive celebrations. Among those places where Holy Week is celebrated en grande are Taxco, Pátzcuaro, Oaxaca and San Cristobal de las Casas. Jesus' final days are evoked in the rituals that take place during the week.

while Jesus prayed before his arrest, foot-washing ceremonies and of course Mass with Holy Communion. Good Friday - Viernes Santo Good Friday recalls the crucifixion of Christ. On this day there are solemn religious processions in which statues of Christ and the Virgin Mary are carried through town. Often the participants of these processions dress in costumes to evoke the time of Jesus. Passion plays, dramatic recreations of the crucifixion of Christ, are presented in many communities. The largest takes place in Iztapalapa, south of Mexico City, where over a million people gather every year for the Via Crucis.

Dates of Semana Santa: From March 21 to 27, 2016 Semana Santa runs from Palm Sunday (Domingo de Ramos) to Easter Sunday (Domingo de Pascua), but since students (and some workers) enjoy a two-week break at this time, the full week preceding Easter as well as the following week comprise the Semana Santa holiday.

Palm Sunday - Domingo de Ramos On the Sunday prior to Easter, known as Palm Sunday, the arrival of Jesus in Jerusalem is commemorated. According to the Bible Jesus rode into Jerusalem on a donkey and the people in the streets laid down palm branches in his path. In many towns and villages in Mexico on this day there are processions reenacting Jesus' triumphal entry, and woven palms are sold outside churches.

Holy Saturday - Sabado de Gloria In some places there is a custom of burning Judas in effigy because of his betrayal of Jesus, now this has become a festive occasion. Cardboard or paper mache figures are constructed, sometimes with firecrackers attached, and then burned. Often the Judas figures are made to look like Satan, but sometimes they are made to resemble political figures.

Travel During Holy Week: Since schools in Mexico have a two-week vacation period at this time, this is effectively spring break for Mexicans. This tends to be the hottest and driest time of year through most of the country, making the beach a magnet for those wanting to escape hot city streets. So if you're planning to travel to Mexico during this time, be prepared for crowds on beaches

Maundy Thursday - Jueves Santo The Thursday of Holy Week is known as Maundy Thursday or Holy Thursday. This day commemorates the washing of the feet of the apostles, the Last Supper and Jesus' arrest in Gethsemane. Some Mexican traditions for Maundy Thursday include visiting seven churches to recall the vigil the apostles kept in the garden

Easter Sunday - Domingo de Pascua You won't come across any mention of the Easter Bunny or chocolate eggs on Easter Sunday in Mexico. This is generally a day when people go to Mass and celebrate quietly with their families, though in some places there are festivities with fireworks, and jubilant processions with music and dancing.

Riverfest Music Line Up March 5th 11:30 - 7pm At El Rio BBQ 12 p.m. - Brittney Kingery 12:30 p.m. - Kim Kuzma 1 p.m. - Dat Swang Thang 2 p.m. - Stolie 3 p.m. - King David Bailey 4 p.m. - Lorena Peril Narbaitz 5 p.m. - Sylvie and The Zippers 6 p.m. - La Trez Cuartoz

Tickets $80p at the gate Food and Beverage available for purchase. Plenty of prizes, raffles and Silent Auction items See ad on page 20 for more information

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Easter Services

he Easter season will be celebrated by many this year at Christ Church by the Sea here in Puerto Vallarta. The growing congregation, part of the Anglican Church of Mexico, will worship in English for a traditional Maundy Thursday service, March 17 at 5:00 p.m., Palm Sunday service March 20 and Easter Sunday service March 27 at 10:00 a.m.

ners teaching English to the kids at the grade school, and the kindergarten around the corner. A new class has been added for the parents in the evening. An ongoing project of the congregation is bringing layettes to the new mothers at the regional hospital, and food and clothing to the poor in the area and sewing machines to the women’s prison.

Christ Church is the only English-language Christian Liturgical congregation in Puerto Vallarta and has attracted an increasing number of worshippers since it started in 2000. Our new church is located directly across the highway from the airport in a beautiful palapa building that formerly housed a restaurant. Completely refurbished and renewed, the church has seating for a hundred people and extra seating can be added.

This year we have built an apartment on the third floor of the front building to house visiting priests. The church to be open year round. With an ever expanding congregation, and more parishioners having longer stays in Puerto Vallarta the church is growing fast.

The Rector of Christ Church is Father Jack Wehrs who established the Christian ministry here in Vallarta over 16 years ago. The congregation moved into its present location in 2007. The worship service follows the Anglican/Episcopal prayer book and Hymnal, but Fr. Jack points out that folks of all denominations are welcomed and regularly worship at Christ Church by the Sea. Beyond Sunday services, which are held at 10:00 a.m. November through May in the Palapa and May to November in our air-conditioned chapel. The church is actively involved in community outreach. The church has a number of parishio-

Fr. Jack states, “It is our mission to bring Jesus’ message to as many people as we can in Puerto Vallarta, and continue to minister to the poor, the afflicted and the hungry.” All are invited to worship each Sunday and this Easter season at Christ Church by the Sea, located next to Sex’t and Thrifty Car Rental on Blvd. Fco. Medina 7936, across from the airport, just south of the pedestrian bridge from the airport, on the frontage road. Look for a two story while building with the palapa in the rear. Services begin at 10:00 a.m. and are followed by a social hour. Babysitting is available during the service. For more information about Christ Church by the Sea, visit their website at ChristChurchbytheSea. org , or call Fr. Jack at 044 322 229-1129.

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Errol Flynn - Swash Buckling Leading Man By Fred Jacobs

rrol Flynn was born in Tasmania, Australia in 1909. Despite his father being a university professor, Errol was never a good student. Trouble seemed to follow the young Errol in whatever school he attended. His father even sent him to a London boarding school for a couple of years, but at age 15, he was returned to Australia. Errol’s formal education ended when he was expelled-(again) this time for having an affair with the school laundress. At the age of 18, Errol had been working for a shipping company, but was fired for theft of petty cash. Errol then went to Papua New Guinea and tried to find his fortune in tobacco and mining. After 5 years of drifting between Sydney and New Guinea, he landed an amateur acting role in a small Aussie film. The role gave Errol the acting bug and he returned to England in 1933 to pursue acting formally. Errol did some work as an extra for Warner Brothers UK but quickly got a job with the Northampton Repertory Company. He worked there for seven months and received professional acting lessons as part of his pay package. In 1934, Errol was on the stage in Glasgow and also London’s West End. Again trouble followed Errol and he was fired for reportedly throwing a female stage manager down a stairwell. When Errol returned to Warner Brothers UK with his new acting skills, he was quickly cast in the lead of “Murder at Monte Carlo.” During the filming, Errol was signed to a contract with Warner Brothers US and soon after immigrated to the US and went to Hollywood. Flynn was an immediate sensation in his first starring Hollywood role, “Captain Blood” (1935). That same year, he met the French actress Lili Damita. They fell in love and married in 1935. It ended in divorce seven years later, but produced a son named Sean. Sean was later a journalist who went missing while reporting on the Vietnam War and was presumed killed by a guerilla group there in 1971. Typecast as a swashbuckler, Errol helped to re-invent the action/ adventure movies with a succes-

sion of films over the next six years. “The Charge of the Light Brigade” (1936), “The Prince and the Pauper” (1937), “The Adventures of Robin Hood” –which was his first color movie(1938), “The Dawn Patrol” (1938), “Dodge City” (1939), “The Private Lives of Elizabeth and Essex” Co-starring with Bette Davis (1939) and “The Sea Hawk” (1940). By 1940, Errol was at the peak of his career. He was now known as the Pirate who was handsome, fearless and courageous. In the making of Robin Hood, Errol began his onscreen relationship with Olivia de Havilland. They made seven other films together over the next six years and their onscreen chemistry seemed so sincere. Though they never took their relationship to an intimate level, Olivia de Havilland did say in a 2009 interview, that the two actors did fall in love. But as Errol was married, it never went any further. In 1942 Errol became an American citizen. He enlisted for military service in WWII, but was rejected for an enlarged heart and malaria as well as tuberculosis. There were rumors that he self-medicated himself with morphine and later heroin to live with the pains he suffered. The studio kept Errol’s health a secret from the public, so as not to damage his “image” of his onscreen tough swash buckler persona. In 1942 he was arrested for statuary rape of two teens. It went to trial and he was acquitted. His career was not affected and he went on to make one of his best roles in ”Gentleman Jim” (1942). Errol’s second wife Nora Eddington entered his life in 1943 and they divorced in 1949 and they had two daughters together. Errol Flynn developed a reputation for womanizing and hard drinking. The expression "in like Flynn" is said to have been coined to refer to the expert ease with which Errol

reputedly seduced women over the years. Rumors of under aged women were always around as well. By the 1950’s, Hollywood was changing and roles dried up for Errol. In 1950 he married his third wife. Patrice Wymore and they had a daughter. By the late 50’s they were estranged and Errol spent more and more time outside the US. Errol loved his yacht “Zaca” and spent a lot of time on the island of Jamaica. He was responsible for bringing tourism to this area by building a hotel and organizing river trips for the guests. His dream was to eventually retire there. Errol’s last couple of movies were not small by any means. “Too Much To Soon” (1958) was with Lionel Barrymore, who was a personal idol of Errol’s and then he appeared in Hemingway’s “The Sun Also Rises” with Tyrone Power and Ava Garner. Errol passed away at the age of 50, in 1959 in Vancouver, Canada. Errol had been having financial troubles and was negotiating the sale of his beloved yacht when he collapsed. Reportedly Errol had travelled there with his girlfriend who was an under aged woman. The coroner's report noted the cause of death as a heart attack together with cirrhosis of the liver. Legally he was still married to wife number three, Patrice, and as such, she inherited all of his properties in Jamaica and the rights to the five books that Errol had authored during his time in Jamaica-million copy sellers. At Errol’s funeral, his drinking buddies reportedly put six bottles of whiskey in his casket. Errol lived his life fearlessly and courageously-just as his onscreen persona. Go Errol Go. You will not be forgotten. Fred Jacobs is the author of three books and is a permanent resident of Puerto Vallarta.

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26 If you have an event you would like to publicize, please email editor@vallartatribune.com. March 3 Los Mangos Library Art Auction Bid on hundreds of unique pieces of local art in support of Puerto Vallarta’s only library. Viewing beings at 6pm, bidding at 7pm. Free. March 4 Annual Becas Ball at the Westin Regina. March 4 Patricia Gawle will host a sculptural exhibition of Self-Portrait Vessels at her gallery ARTE y Ceramica at Basilio Badillo #325, in Old Town during the SouthSide Shuffle on March 4th from 6pm-9pm. The show features clay sculptures that were created by adult students attending her workshops this season and will run thru March 10. March 5 5th Annual Riverfest at El Rio BBQ Music festival - 7 bands, exhibits, bbq buffet plus paella, silent auction, 50/50 and more. $80 peso donation at the gate or advance purchase VIP patron ticket for $750 pesos. 12pm to 7pm New this year - patron table sponsorship! All proceeds to Pasitos de Luz. Information at the Pasitos table at The Old Town Famers Market January 2 and 9 or email Barb condo211@yahoo.ca Sunday, March 6th Lucile Shipley’s 2016 Painting

Workshop   Annual Art Exhibition and Sale from 1:00 pm to 5:00 pm at Casa Shipley, 414 Zaragoza (across the street from Casa Kimberly in Gringo Gulch). Please note that 10% of all the sales will be donated to the Cleft Palate Program of the International Friendship Club. Sunday March 6 Oldies but Goodies Show and Dinner. Includes live music of the 60s, 70s and 80s by the Music and Art Institute at Secrets Vallarta. Three course dinner and national drinks. $450 pesos or $27 USD. Event includes a silent auction and raffle. Proceeds to Pasitos to Luz. Tickets: Pasitos table at Old Town Famers Market February 20 and 27, La Posta, Deja New or at Secrets hotel. Thursday, March 10 IFC Presentation on Long Term Home Care in PV IFC Clubhouse 7:00 pm Matt Long, owner of a company in Seattle called Husky Home Care, is interested in opening a Home Care agency here in PV and will give a presentation and would like your feedback. There will be no charge for this presentation although bringing a canned good is always welcome.

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Park Lazaro Cardenas, Zona Romantica 9:00am to 3:00pm Yoga classes, healthy food, music and much more! March 13 Book launch at Espacio Pachamama, in Sayulita at 8pm for Robert Lewis’s new book, Days of Shock, Days of Wonder, a memoir about his confrontation with the spiritual and cognitive dissonance of the 9/11 age. The launch will include music, art, documentary film, and handcrafted vegan food and chocolates. Wednesday March 16 Bingo at Nacho Daddy’s All bingo games at Nacho Daddy’s are every other Wednesday with card sales beginning at 3:00 pm. and bingo .at 4:00 pm Bingo bags over 1400 pesos, raffle tickets for great prizes, final game is a cash blackout bingo with the winner taking home half the pot. All proceeds shared with Pasitos de Luz and Colina Spay & Neuter

March 11 Breakfast Fundraiser in support of Corazon de Nina at the Marriott Casa Magna. Tickets are available at Carol’s Boutique, Basillo Badillo #250, 322/113-0073 or Salsa Salon & Boutique, Paseo de la Marina #165. 322/221-3256.

Tuesday, March 15 Mystical Evening - 6:00 p.m. The Mystical Evening Fundraiser held at Daiquiri Dick’s is in support of the Purr Project. Tarot cards, consult the I Ching, have your caricature drawn—all while enjoying cocktails, hors d’oeuvres and a glorious Vallarta sunset! Raffle prizes! Tickets: $400 pesos and include tarot and I Ching readings, a caricature sitting, two drinks, and an array of yummy appetizers. Get your tickets now at Daiquiri Dick’s or at exkhan@usfamily.net.

March 13 Health and Wellness Fair

Friday, March 18 SHABBAT SERVICE

Havre No.111 Col. Versalles Fluent English Spoken

Shabbat Services presented by Puerto Vallarta Jewish Community at 6:30pm at Casa Carmen, on Calle Jesus Langarica, directly behind the Hotel Rosita at the end of the first block going toward the ocean. Volunteers to read English and/or Hebrew as well as to help with the kippas and prayer books are appreciated. Please check our facebook page at Puerto Vallarta Jewish Community or email Donna at helth1@sbcglobal.net. Join us for dinner at Pan y Que? located right behind Hidalgo Park near the little church. Reservations are needed. Please RSVP by Tuesday morning, March 15, to Donna.

Wednesday, March 30 Bingo at Nacho Daddy’s All bingo games at Nacho Daddy’s are every other Wednesday with card sales beginning at 3:00 pm and bingo at 4:00 pm. Bingo bags over 1400 pesos, raffle tickets for great prizes, final game is a cash blackout bingo with the winner taking home half the pot. All proceeds shared with Pasitos de Luz and Colina Spay & Neuter. April 13 Becas Vallarta Breakfast at Coco’s Kitchen 9:30 a.m., $200 pesos info and tickets: Suzanne Erikson 221-5599 or Terry Prill 221-5465, or Mariel or Carlos Fregosa 221-0789

Christ Church by the Sea Worldwide Anglican Communion

Services Sunday 10:00 a.m. Palm Sunday March 20 /Easter Sunday March 27 Maundy Thursday March 17 at 5 p.m. English-Traditional Holy Communion All faiths welcome-Casual Dress Across from airport, northbound service road next to Sixt and Thrifty Car Rental Blvd. Fco. Medina 7936, Puerto Vallarta Questions? Call Father Jack Wehrs 322-209-0895 cell: 044-322-229-1129

www.ChristChurchByTheSea.org www.IglesiaCristoDelMar.org

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By John Warren

ow important is a child’s smile? What if a child can’t hear or speak properly? Would you like to help a dozens of children who cannot smile, hear or speak? It’s so easy. You can help take an IFC Home Tour and have a good time while doing good. Kids with cleft palates and cleft lips have a tough time, unless they can get surgery to correct the problem. They can develop middle ear infections, which may eventually lead to hearing loss, and, because hearing is related to learning to speak, it may compromise that ability too. If that’s not bad enough and the cleft is not treated the child will face severe impact on their self-esteem, social skills and behavior as they grow into teenagers. If the child and their family live in Canada or the USA help is usually available from clinics, children’s hospitals and support groups and the cleft can be fixed. But if your family is poor and living in Mexico the chances of being able to obtain and to pay for the restorative surgery are slim to none. That used to be the case along Banderas Bay but thirty years ago someone had a bright idea and created hundreds of smiling faces. In 1986 Celia and Ron Walker, who were residents of Puerto Vallarta, learned that a friend’s baby had been born with a cleft palate, knew she needed surgery and went searching for a surgeon – and found him, eventually, in Guadalajara. Soon there was

another child who needed the same help and they went back to that surgeon in Guadalajara. Eventually, they had more children to help than they could transport. Ron then thought to ask the surgeon to come to PV and perform the surgeries here. He agreed and thirty years later the Cleft Palate Program is still the flagship program of the International Friendship Club (IFC) and provides free medical care to those kids who need it. Three or four times a year a team of surgeons and nurses flies from Guadalajara to Puerto Vallarta, assess the patients they have treated before and decide what help the new ones need. The next day they move into the CMQ operating theatres and perform the surgeries required. In a tremendous show of compassion the surgeons and nurses donate their time and CMQ donates its operating theatres. However, the costs of the flights from and to Guadalajara, the meals and accommodation for the surgical team and the medical supplies that are used, plus ongoing care with a dental specialist, is paid for by IFC. The results of all this effort and generosity are amazing. Between 1991 and 2014 our dedicated medical team held 3,125 medical exams and performed 928 surgeries. Back in 1986 the Walkers needed a way to raise the money to pay the surgical team’s expenses and they decided to ask some friends to open their homes to the public for a fee that would be used to do so. At the same time they established the International

Friendship Club (IFC) to run the Home Tours and the club has been doing it ever since. Access to the homes is made available by the incredible generosity of the home owners who know that the “small” sacrifice on their part of opening their home for viewing occasionally can have a huge impact on the lives of local children with cleft palates. Because of the help from the dedicated medical team, the homeowners, the patrons on the buses and the IFC volunteers 928 kids now smile with confidence. The tours run on Tuesday and Wednesday, this week and next. (There are only four more opportunities left.) Air-conditioned, docentguided buses leave the Sea Monkey Restaurant at 10:30 and take you to four beautiful homes in town and as far south as Mismaloya. You’ll be back at the Sea Monkey by 1:00ish. Tickets (Cost of $500 pesos) are limited and its best to book a day or two before at our office (Corner of Insurgentes and Libertad, above HSBC bank) or online at www.toursforvallarta. com. All profits of the IFC are used to support the medical and educational needs in this area. Hot off the press! IFC has added a Thursday night presentation on the 10th at 7:00pm at the clubhouse. Matt Long, owner of a company in Seattle called Husky Home Care, is interested in opening a Home Care agency here in PV and would like your input. He foresees the cost to be approximately 1/4 of that in the U.S. Everyone is welcome.

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Pain Relief Without Surgery

rolotherapy is a proven nonsurgical procedure that stimulates the body’s natural healing processes to strengthen joints weakened by trauma or arthritis, that is available in Puerto Vallarta at the newly opened Vallarta Medical Centre. Prolotherapy (aka Regenerative Injection Therapy – RIT), also known as ligament reconstructive therapy or sclerotherapy, is a recognized nonsurgical procedure that stimulates the body’s natural healing processes to strengthen joints weakened by trauma or arthritis. Joints weakened when ligaments and tendons are stretched, torn, or fragmented, become hypermobile and painful. Traditional approaches with anti-inflammatory drugs and surgery often fail to stabilize the joint and relieve pain permanently. The Hackett-Hemwall technique involves using a safe and simple base solution containing dextrose as the primary proliferant, along with an anesthetic (procaine or lido-

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caine), that is given into and around the entire painful/injured area (many injections vs only a few injections.) Prolotherapy is a natural non-drug, non-surgical treatment has the unique ability to directly address the cause of your pain by repairing the weakened joints, resulting in strengthening and stabilization of the joint. When the prolotherapy solution is precisely injected into the site of pain or injury, prolotherapy creates a mild, controlled inflammation which stimulates the body to lay down new tendon or ligament fibers, resulting in a strengthening of the weakened structure. When the joint becomes strong, pain can be relieved. Joints are where two bones come together to provide movement. Joints are held together and stabilized by ligaments and tendons. Ligaments are composed of semi-elastic tissue which connect one bone to another bone in a joint. Tendons are the located at the end of a muscle and connect the muscle to the joint. When the muscle contracts, the joint moves. Cartilage is found between the joints and provide a protective surface and cushion to the bone and the

joint. It is the goal of prolotherapy to rebuild and strengthen the joint by treating the ligaments, tendons and cartilage. Many body parts can be treated at the same visit, which is nice for patients who have multiple painful joints or more complex chronic pain, such as from a trauma, as well as for patients who travel to us from out of the region or country. Sometimes additional proliferants may be added to the base solution, to make the solution stronger, depending on the individual case. Most treatments are given every four to six weeks to allow time for growth of the new connective tissues. We are often asked how many treatments are needed. This is dependent upon the person’s overall health status, the extent of the condition, injury, tear, or arthritis. In our clinical experience, as well as in our research, we find the number of treatments that helps a person attain their goal averages 3 to 6 visits. Prolotherapy can provide the relief that is not found with other forms of pain management such as acupuncture, chiropractic, physical therapy and pharmaceutical (drugs). Prolotherapy should always be considered with chronic pain conditions that involves tendons, cartilage, and ligaments. Prolotherapy should always be considered when surgery is recommended. Prolotherapy is also an effective treatment for sports injuries and should be considered as a treatment for Sports Medicine.

Here in the Puerto Vallarta area, Dr. Edgar Plantillas Delgadillo, Orthopedic Surgeon at the Vallarta Medical Center offers these treatments for clients looking to reduce chronic pain.

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My Left Hand – Kathleen Carrillo

he Kathleen Carrillo Gallery located at 325 Constitution, just around the corner from Basilio Badillo and next door to the Banderas Bay Trading Company, will be open for this Friday’s Southside Shuffle. Lots of new small works to be seen this week. The new show will consist of a number of experimental works by Kathleen that have been created using her non-dominant hand. As these works are experimental, the price points will be considerably less than her existing collections.

As Kathleen explains:

“My latest experiment has been an eye opener. If you have been feeling stale as a painter and want to break out of a rut, you need to try this amazing technique to break your old way of thinking and creating. For the last year I have been working toward loosening my style. It is a challenge when you reach

a certain skill level and are constantly trying to "Make It Better"! I decided to take drastic measures and switch my brush hold. I switched to my non-dominant hand. WOW! What an amazing experience. Because I am right handed, my non-dominant left hand is controlled by my right brain, which is your spacial side. It controls your creativity, emotions, spirituality, and it is void of judgment. Painting becomes such a pleasure when done from this vantage point. I will be offering special classes in this technique, and minimally, I will have students start their underpainting

with this technique. Below are some of the exercises I have found very successful. Because they are experimental, the price points on these images are considerably reduced. The experiment starts with the portrait then a stream of consciousness that tells a story about the figure.” Kathleen is offering two more one-day workshops this season in Puerto Vallarta. One is a flower workshop March 8, 10-5pm with only 2 spaces left, and a portrait class March 29th, 10-6pm with only 2 spaces left. She is also offering a week long workshop on the French Riviera June 9-17th (4 spaces) and a 5 day workshop in Carmel by the Sea, California September 5-9, 2016 (just opened). To find out more about her workshops go to WWW.YourCreativeAwakening.com. or call her at U.S. 858 261 8129 or Mex: 322 222 6719. Of course you can always stop by the gallery to see her work and talk to her personally. See her work at www. KathleenCarrilloGalleries.com

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Home Tours!

Supporting local charities Home Tours depart every Tue. & Wed. at 10:30 a.m. from Sea Monkey Restaurant (just south of Rio Cuale and Molino de Agua condos on the beach at Aquiles Serdán)!! $500 pesos

Tickets for all tours go on sale at 9 a.m. the day of the tour at Sea Monkey Restaurant. For advance ticket purchases and more details go to : ifctoursforvallarta.com or call

(322) 222 5466

30 Markets and More – Weekly Events in Banderas Bay If you have an ongoing weekly event you’d like to add, email editor@vallartatribune. com TUESDAY Malecon Sculpture Tour – 9:30am Hosted by Gary Thompson. The tour starts at the “Millennium” sculpture next to the Hotel Rosita at the north end of the Malecon. IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 magnificent homes. Buses leave Sea Monkey restaurant, at the foot of Aquiles Serdan, at 10:30am. Cost is $500 pesos. Riviera Farmers Market – Nuevo Vallarta from 9am-2pm WEDNESDAY Forever Spring Farmers Market - 50 Lazaro Cardenas, opposite Sandrinas, Bucerias 9am-1pm Three Hens and a Rooster Market - on Carranza 466, Old Town, Puerto Vallarta 9am to 1pm IFC Home Tours - Visit 4 magnificent homes. Buses leave Sea Monkey restaurant, at the foot of Aquiles Serdan, at 10:30am. Artwalk – In the historic center of Vallarta 6-10pm Art collectors, local residents and interested visitors are invited to discover the great variety and exceptional quality of art available in Puerto Vallarta. THURSDAY Bucerias Artwalk from 7-9pm Calle Lazaro Cardenas Marina Night Market – 6-9:30pm vendors and artisans set up along the marina FRIDAY Marsol Market by the Pier, Vallarta – 9:30am – 1:30 Sayulita Farmers Market – 9am-2pm SATURDAY Old Town Farmers Market - 9:30am-2pm Parque Lazaro Cardenas, Vallarta Three Hens and a Rooster Market - From 9am to 1pm, on Carranza 466, Old Town, Vallarta Lo de Marcos Tianguis - 9am - 2pm SUNDAY Live Music in the Main Plaza, Vallarta – 6pm La Cruz Farmers Market – 9-2pm

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Non - Profit and Charitable Organizations

For visitors to Puerto Vallarta who wish to support the less privileged in our paradise, this is a list of some of the many organizations that could benefit from such kind gestures. If you would like your organization recognized here, please email details to editor@ vallartatribune.com. Acción En La Cruz aid residents of La Cruz de Huanacaxtle by providing provisions in exchange for community services performed.landon5120.wix.com/ accionenlacruz Alcoholics Anonymous: In English Puerto Vallarta Alanon Club - Basilio Badillo 329 recoverpv.com Amazing Grace Missions Assisting families in Magisterio & Progreso with necessities and job training and English. slw2014nv@ gmail.com American Legion Post 14: raises resources and manpower to improve facilities needing building maintenance americanlegion14.org Amigos del Magisterio - Food delivered directly to workers at the PV dump, their families and schools in Magisterio and Volcanes. Also, food to New Beginnings, Pasitos de Luz, and Caritas.

100% of donations to the people, no overhead.amigosdelmagisterio. com lysephilrioux@hotmail.com Asilo San Juan Diego Home for the Elderly - Contact: Lupita Sanchez Covarrubias 222-1257 or malupita88@hotmail.com or mexonline. com\asilosanjuandiego.htm Asociación Down - Assistance to persons with Down’s Syndrome – Contact: Ana Eisenring at 224-9577. Banderas Bay Women’s Shelter Safe shelter for women & children victims of domestic violence. compassionforthefamily.org Becas Vallarta, A.C. – Provides scholarships to high school and university students. Tax-deductible in Mexico and USA. Polly Vicars at (322) 223-1371 or Buri Gray at (322) 221-5285. CANICA - Centre for Children with Cancer. Provides aid for treatment and services including transportation to GDL. Contact Director, Evelia Basañes 322-123-5688. Casa Hogar - A shelter for orphaned, abandoned, disadvantaged or vulnerable children. Luz Aurora Arredondo at 221 1908, casahogar_maximocor nejo@ hotmail.com Centro Comunitario SETAC-

SPCA of Puerto Vallarta

rom the Old Town Farmers Market this past week, we hear from our friend Lynnette: “The day began a little hazily but very pleasant and there was a quiet start to the day’s market trading. That didn’t last long! People began to flow into the square and pretty soon there was hardly room to move. As always we had lots of visitors to our SPCA booth and took around $4,000 pesos in sales - mainly tee shirts and bumper stickers. Our new line in tank tops is proving to be popular and we’ll have another new design soon of ladies V-neck tee shirts. Lisa Love brought five more tote bags and we sold three almost immediately. Thank you Lisa, we know you’re very busy with other projects and we appreciate your continued support. Everyone has such favourable comments about the bags! Huguette Lecuyer, long-time PV resident, came around and offered to raise funds for us by auctioning her late husband’s paintings. We look forward to seeing those

at our fundraising events. Brenda Moreno from Vancouver will organise a fundraising event and bring proceeds on her next visit. Thank you Huguette and Brenda! Thanks also to our stalwart volunteers, Doreen, Mark and Chris.” And, thanks for your report Lynnette! Come and spend a rewarding afternoon cuddling the animals at Puerto Vallarta’s SPCA Sanctuary. Our dogs and cats are awaiting “forever homes” and your help is needed to jump start their socialization. The goal is to get these animals adjusted and ready to interact in the real world. The majority of the SPCA animals either come from extremely abusive situations or they have been abandoned. Your love and attention can make up for that sad history. During your visit, you can interact with the animals and even take a dog (or two or three) for a walk. Tours will be each Tuesday and Thursday leaving from the Costco parking lot at noon. Please note that reservations are required and space is limited. To make a reservation,

GLBT – Services the GLBT community, including treatment and referrals, education, English classes, HIV testing and counseling. Paco Arjona 224-1974 Clinica de Rehabilitación Santa Barbara - Rehabilitation of the handicapped. Contact: Laura Lopez Portillo Rodriguez at 224-2754. COLINA Spay and Neuter Clinic - Free and by-donation sterilization clinic in Old Town. Only open Saturdays, Contact: cez@rogers. com or 322-104-6609 CompassionNet Impact – Transforming the lives of people living in chronic poverty. Job creation, education, emergency & more. Tax-deductible. Cell: (322) 133-7263 or ric@4compassion.org Corazon de Nina A safe, loving, home-environment for 40+ children and youth rescued from high-risk situations. Donations & volunteers always welcome! Totally selffunded. www.fundacioncorazon.mx Cruz Roja (Red Cross) - Handles hospital and emergency service in Vallarta. It is the only facility that is authorized to offer assistance to injured people on the street. Contact: 222-1533, 222-4973 Desayunos para los Niños de

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contact us at spcapv@gmail.com. We appreciate any donations you can bring for our rescues and also please feel free to bring treats for sanctuary staff as they truly appreciate it. To see our animals available for adoption, visit our Facebook page at www.facebook.com/spcapv. Go to Photos where you will also find individual Albums for all the animals available as well as a bit of their history. To make donations via PayPal, select the “Donate” option on our Facebook page www.facebook.com/ spcapv or on our website at http:// spcapv.com/donate/. You can drop off any donations for the SPCA at Hacienda San Angel located at Calle Miramar 336, above Our Lady of Guadalupe Church in El Centro. Get involved…rescue, adopt, foster, volunteer, donate or educate. Contact us at spcapv@gmail.com. You can learn more about the SPCA Puerto Vallarta by checking us out at www.spcapv.com/home or on Facebook.

Vallarta A.C. Feeding programs, education programs, day care centers for single mothers. 2234311 or 22225 72 Discapacitados de Vallarta, A.C. (DIVAC) association of handicapped individuals dedicated to helping one another. Ivan Applegate at 221-5153. Ecology and Conservation of Whales, AC. National Coordination Network for the Assistance of Entangled Whales. Biol. Astrid Frisch Jordán, Arce #541. Col. La Primavera Puerto Vallarta, Jal. 48325, Mexico, Tel/Fax: (322) 29 37 851 fibbcatalogo@yahoo.com Families At The Dump: Supporting families living in the landfill or garbage dump thru education and sustainable opportunities. familiesatthedump.org Fundacion Punta de Mita LDG. Ana Lilia Medina Varas de Valdés. ana@fundacionpuntademita.org Tel. (329) 291 5053 Friends of PV Animals Volunteers working to enhance the lives of shelter animals. For info and donations visit friendsofpvanimals.com Grupo Ecológico de Puerto Vallarta: Arq. Luz del Carmen Pérez A cayro_13@hotmail.com

grupoecologico.com Horizonte de Paz: Welcoming shelter for men of all ages who are troubled w/alcohol & drug addiction. In great need of cash or material resources Contact MAYNOR Tel 281 0644 horizontedepaz@live.com International Friendship Club Provides medical, educational and social services to those in need in Puerto Vallarta. www.ifcvallarta. com La Brigada de la Basura: A weekly meeting of neighborhood children to clean Vallarta Streets. Contact Que?Pasa 223-4006 Mexico Ministries & Mission, Inc. raises funds to the poor in Vallarta. Contact Fr. Jack+ 044 322 229-1129 christchurchbythesea. org Navy League - assists in the transportation of donated medical supplies from the U.S., organizes work groups to paint and repair facilities New Life Mexico - Challenging Child Poverty with health and education programs. Philippa Vernon pvp@newlifemexico.com

For a complete list visit www.vallartatribune.com

Adorable Dog In The Spotlight... BANDIT

Bandit is one gorgeous young Labrador-Shepherd mix who will definitely steal your heart! He has a loving personality and is very playful, just now 11 months old and around 40 pounds. He will need a family who is active as he enjoys lots of exercise. Bandit gets along well with other dogs so you won’t need to worry when you take him around the neighborhood. He is a bit afraid of felines, however. He was rescued along with his mom Silky and his seven siblings and has been fully vaccinated and neutered. He is now ready to find a home with a loving family. If you are ready to take this sweetheart home, contact us at spcapv@gmail.com for an application.