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Happy Birthday Puerto Vallarta celebrating 98 years on May 31st

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and Riviera Nayarit Here is some advice to make your trip a little easier and more enjoyable. TIME ZONE: The entire state of Jalisco is on Central Time, as is the southern part of the State of Nayarit starting from Guayabitos in the north. BUSES: A system of urban buses with different routes can bring you from one end of the bay to the other and all the spots in between. Current fare in Puerto Vallarta is $7.50 pesos per ticket and passengers must purchase a new ticket every time they board another bus. There are no “transfers”. TAXIS: There are set rates within defined zones of town. Do not enter a taxi without agreeing on the price with the driver first. Price is per trip not person. MONEY EXCHANGE: Although you may have to wait in line for a few minutes, banks will give you a higher rate of exchange than the exchange booths (caja de cambio). You will need your passport. Better yet, use your bank card to withdraw funds from any ATM machine. Note that ATM’s in the banks are the safest to use and generally charge lower fees. DRINKING WATER: For the 18th year in a row, Puerto Vallarta’s water has been awarded a certification of purity for human consumption. The quality of the water tested at the purification plant varies greatly from what comes out of the tap at the other end. So do be careful. If you want to be doubly sure, you can pick up bottled water just about anywhere. EXPORTING PETS: Falling love with the street dog outside your hotel or a puppy on the Malecon doesn’t mean they can’t come home with you. The process is fairly inexpensive and only takes a day or two. You need a certificate of health from a local vet among other things. The time of year that pets can travel in the cargo section of the plane may be your biggest challenge. For the most up-to-date information contact the Puerto Vallarta SPCA at spcapv@gmail.com. COMMON SENSE: Just as you wouldn’t walk around your hometown drunk and beligerent, it is not acceptable to do that here. While Mexicans are a forgiving bunch, basic politeness is appreciated. For the guys, peeing in public is a major faux pas and if you are caught, can get you tossed in jail or an expensive fine. Pay attention to your surroundings. Pay your bills. Be courteous. And have fun! DRINKING AND DRIVING: First off – just don’t. The consequences are not worth it. Taxis are cheap and plentiful. Fines are as much as 10,000 pesos. You can be taken to jail and your vehicle impounded. There are many checkstops on the weekends and you will be asked to blow if they suspect you have been drinking. LEGAL SYSTEM: Not knowing the law is not an valid excuse in Mexico or anywhere. If you find yourself caught in a legal situation be aware that guilt is presumed until your innocence can be proven. This is a very difficult lesson to learn if you are visiting from the United States or Canada in particular. Immediately contact your consulate for assistance. Director Noemi Zamora noemizamorareynoso@gmail.com Editor Lic. Madeline Milne mmilne@Vallartatribune.com Sales Team Rebeca Castellón rebeca.castellonn@gmail.com Information office ventastribuna7@yahoo.com Designer Cynthia E. Andrade G. cysandra@gmail.com cisandra@vallartatribune.com

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Calling in Mexico Calling phones in Mexico can be tricky as it is different than in the US or Canada. There are different codes you need to use depending if you are calling landlines or cellular phones and if they are local or long distance. Long-distance calls from within Mexico For national long-distance calls (within Mexico) the code is 01 plus the area code and phone number. For international long-distance calls, first dial 00, then the country code (for the U.S. and Canada the country code is 1, so you would dial 00 + 1 + area code + 7 digit number). Calling Cell Phones (from a land line) If you are calling from a landline within the area code of the Mexican cell phone number dial 044, then the 10 digit number including area code. Outside of the area code (but still within Mexico) dial 045 and then the 10 digit phone number. Cell phone to cell phone only requires the 10 digit number. Phone Cards Phone cards (“tarjetas telefonicas”) for use in pay phones can be bought at newstands and in pharmacies in denominations of 30, 50 and 100 pesos. Pay phones do not accept coins. When buying a phone card for pay phone use, specify that you would like a “tarjeta LADA,” because pre-paid cell phone cards are also sold in the same establishments. Calling Toll-Free Numbers Some toll free numbers work from Mexico to the US and Canada, but many do not. You need to dial a different prefix. To call the following toll free prefixes, dial as follows: 800 numbers Dial 001-880-then the number 866 numbers Dial 001-883-then the number 877 numbers Dial 001-882-then the number 888 numbers Dial 001-881-then the number

Emergencies: 060 Red Cross: 065 Non-Emergency Police 322.290.0507 Fire Department: 322.223.9476

Ambulance: 322.222.1533

Consulates American Consulate Immigration: Nuevo Vallarta: 322.224.7719 322.222.0069 24 hrs Guadalajara: Consumer Protection: 333.268.2145 01.800.468.8722 Tourism Offices Canadian Consulate Jalisco: 322.221.2676 322.293.2894 Nayarit: 322.297.1006 24 hrs: 1.800.706.2900

Ahoy Cruisers!

In port this month

Day Ship Passengers 18-may Carnival Miracle 2,124 25-may Carnival Miracle 2,124 31-may Carnival Miracle 2,124

In the month of May Puerto Vallarta welcomed 23, 120 passengers!

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hat is up with Netflix? They just updated their selection and there are some great new movies and television series, just in time for the stifling heat and humidity. We recently had a new AC installed in the bedroom and by all indications it looks like I’ll be spending even more time hunkered around the ol’AC this summer. Thinking I’d better get out before it’s too late, a friend and I went on our last Boca to Las Animas hike for the season. We got a relatively early start (10am) and by 10:30 we were complaining about, well, everything. We hiked over to Casitas Maraika Beach Club to enjoy lunch and an afternoon on the beach. If you don’t know, popularity has forced Maraika to implement a reservation system for its beach seating, which I annoyingly found out a few weeks earlier. I think

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C if you spend two hours hiking in 40-degree temperatures you should be given the best seat in the house, particularly if you’re spending money. Of course we look like drowned rats when we arrive vs those who catch a panga (or sail over on their 36’ power yacht) but that’s for wimps and fancy couples from Guadalajara in their linen pants and embroidered caftans. But as far as rewards (for exercising) go, Maraika with its stunning location, great music, and laid back boho vibe, it’s ok if I don’t get to sit with the cool kids, I’m just thankful for being able to spend my days in paradise. This weekend is full of reasons to keep turn off the AC and stockpile Netflix for future summer days because we have the last weekend of Vallarta Pride with its hilarious Drag Derby along Pulpito Street – come cheer on your favourite drag queen as they race cocktails up and down the street. Funds raised go to great causes. We have Opening Night Pride Party at La Alhambra Cocktail Lounge on Thursday evening and the always fun and festive Pride Parade on Saturday. It’s also the week of Vallarta’s anniversary as a municipality and a city – while celebrated on May

31st, this year the city is hosting a week of events along the malecon with live bands, dancers, and other festivities including a closing ceremony complete with fireworks in the bay. Restaurant week is also in fullswing and if you are like me your Facebook feed is full of friends checking out all the best restaurants around town. Why anyone heads home in May is beyond me – this might be my favourite month of the year. Let me close with my usual refrain… As a working example of public outcry and action, Vallarta Adventures recently announced that they will not be a part of the proposed Dolphinarium. Small steps, but steps they are. Say no to Dolphins, or really any marine animals, in captivity. The rains are coming, despite how it might feel outside. Please pick up the bags, styrofoam containers and plastic beer rings that will be washed into our bay. With the majority of snowbirds long-gone, please go out of your way to spend your dollars in your local tiendas. Oxxo, Costco and Walmart do not need your dollars. Get out and enjoy yourself! Safe travels, Madeline

ome and spend a rewarding afternoon cuddling the animals at Puerto Vallarta’s SPCA Sanctuary. Our dogs and cats are awaiting “forever homes” and your help is needed to jump start their socialization. The goal is to get these animals adjusted and ready to interact in the real world. The majority of the SPCA animals either come from extremely abusive situations or they have been abandoned. Your love and attention can make up for that sad history. During your visit, you can interact with the animals and even take a dog (or two or three) for a walk. During the low season (May through October), reservations to visit the sanctuary need to be made in advance. To make a reservation, contact us at spcapv@gmail.com. We appreciate any donations you can bring for our rescues and also please feel free to bring treats for

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sanctuary staff as they truly appreciate it. To see our animals available for adoption, visit our Facebook page at www.facebook.com/spcapv. Go to Photos where you will also find individual Albums for all the animals available as well as a bit of their history. To make donations via PayPal, select the "Donate" option on our Facebook page www.facebook. com/spcapv or on our website at http://spcapv.com/donate/. You can drop off any donations for the SPCA at Hacienda San Angel located at Calle Miramar 336, above Our Lady of Guadalupe Church in El Centro. Get involved…rescue, adopt, foster, volunteer, donate or educate. Contact us at spcapv@ gmail.com. You can learn more about the SPCA Puerto Vallarta by checking us out at www.spcapv. com/home or on Facebook.

Adorable Dog In The Spotlight... LEXI

Forty-one restaurants will offer special menus with prix-fixe three-course meals for either MX$249 or MX$399

he twelfth edition of Restaurant Week, a culinary event that will take place in the Riviera Nayarit and Puerto Vallarta from May 15-31 with 41 restaurants participating this year. The event is presented by Vallarta Lifestyles and is sponsored by the Riviera Nayarit Convention and Visitors Bureau, the Puerto Vallarta Tourism Trust and Bay Vallarta magazine. There will be 41 participating restaurants offering special menu with prix-fixe three-course meals

for MX$249 or MX$399 (the price does not include tips or beverages.) This year there are seven new restaurants on the list and another seven that have participated for all the twelve years in a row. Restaurant Week is known for evolving year over year and one of the improvements for 2016 is a pocket guide for menus. Another very important aspect of the event that will help in the promotion of the participating restaurants is the creation of a bilingual newsletter titled Restau-

rant Week Foodie Report. “This year we have made a commitment to promote the participating restaurants during the next 12 months via this monthly digital newsletter,” explained event organizer Paco Ojeda. “That way we can continue our mission of lending our support to the participating restaurants throughout the year. Thanks to this added value we’re certain even more restaurants will want to participate for 2017.”

ho can resist a puppy… especially one as cute as Lexi?!?! She is just four months old and weighs 16.8 pounds. Lexi is a unique looking little girl, probably a Labrador-Fox Terrier mix. Whatever her heritage she is just the happiest little girl around. Lexi has the best disposition and just loves everyone. She is super sweet and playful and gets

along with every one she meets… including cats. Lexi even enjoys her car rides. She is old enough now to travel, given all her vaccinations and has been spayed. Now we just need to find her a forever home of her own. If you are ready to take this sweetheart into your heart and home, contact us as spcapv@gmail.com for an application.

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Vallarta celebrates 98th New health system, stage 1, starts in June and 48th Anniversary Services will be available from any hospital, regardless of affiliation

rom May 26 – 31st Puerto Vallarta commemorates its 98th anniversary as a municipality and 48th year as an official city with "May Fest 2016," a week-long celebration that includes cultural events, concerts, dance performances and fireworks. Fernando Sanchez Aceves, Director of the Instituto Vallartense de Cultura (Puerto Vallarta Institute of Culture), says the program will start on Thursday, May 26 at 7:00 pm at the Los Arcos del Malecón open air theater with the "Puerto Vallarta Big Band" playing swing and jazz. At 8:00 pm that same night at El Faro del Malecón, the "Pingo's Orchestra" of Aguascalientes will present international music, and at 9:00 pm the "San Juan Project" electro jazz band will perform.

In the following days, he said, a wide variety of entertainment will be presented at different times and on different stages. On Tuesday, May 31st, the day of Puerto Vallarta's anniversary, activities begin at 10 am with the Solemn Session of the City Council, followed by the traditional cutting of cake. Later that evening, the city puts on a breathtaking fireworks display on the Malecon. The May Fest 2016 program will also include "The Pingo's Orchestra" performing an educational concert for children.

he road to a unified and universal health care system in Mexico is just beginning its first phase, an exchange of services among the hospitals of the different health institutions, a change that is expected to offer improved medical care for the end user. Beginning next month, any beneficiary will be able to receive medical attention at any Social Security Institute (IMSS), State Workers’ Social Security Institute (ISSSTE) or federal or state health secretariat hospital, regardless of the institution to which the patient is affiliated. This first stage towards a planned universal health system will consist in the exchange of 700 medical services, those which have been identified as the most needed among the general population, said the head of the National Commission for Social Protection through

Health (CNPSS). Under the new scheme, said Dr. Gabriel O’Shea Cuevas, patients with particular medical needs not available in the state or federal health secretariats will have the opportunity to be transferred to other IMSS or ISSSTE hospitals, and vice versa. O’Shea believes that the first stage will give medical institutions the opportunity to learn a great deal, mainly in the referral and counter-referral of patients, but also in billing. The new exchange system is all about reducing costs, he continued, as expensive equipment is often underutilized in some hospitals. Sometimes patients are sent to another city or state when a facility in the same city, but that of another institution, has the necessary equipment. A new cancer treatment center in Baja California Sur illustrates the benefit of sharing.

“The construction of a new oncology center will begin in La Paz in a few weeks. The number of patients using Seguro Popular would not justify such a facility, but when the patients from IMSS and ISSSTE are taken into consideration, a center like that can be justified,” said O’Shea Cuevas. To determine what services are available and can be exchanged, CNPSS polled states about what they have and what they need. “It’s a two-way street. This exchange of services is a great step towards the Universal Health System. This is a good start for all those involved, for all of us who have dreamed of it,” he said. “Health in this country should not be based on an individual’s employment status, but in every Mexican’s right to have access to medical services.” Original: mexiconewsdaily.com

Meteorite over Central Mexico, Astronomer Says

he flash of light and loud noise reported over central Mexico earlier this weekend was caused by a meteorite, National Astrophysics, Optics and Electronics Institute, or INAOE, astronomer Jose Ramon Valdes said. The thundering noise heard by residents was caused by the sound wave unleashed by the

meteorite’s entry into the atmosphere early Saturday, Valdes said. Even though residents felt as though the phenomenon occurred nearby, the meteorite may actually have passed at an altitude of more than 1,000 kilometers (620 miles), Valdes said. “You can monitor the big asteroids, we can see their trajectory in the Solar System. The small

ones are the problem, those are the ones we can’t see,” Valdes said. Meteorites are objects composed of rock or metals, the astronomer said, adding that “everything indicates it was a small stone.” “These objects are remnants of the formation of the Solar System, of our planet,” and they

One&Only Mandarina Cornerstone Is Laid

his ultra luxury hotel is projected to open at the end of 2018, represents an investment of US$110 million and has 125 rooms that will exceed the highest international standards. On Monday, May 16, 2016, Roberto Sandoval Castañeda, governor of the State of Nayarit, placed the cornerstone that launched the start of the construction phase of the One&Only Mandarina located in the town of El Monteón, Compostela, in the Riviera Nayarit. “This is the best hotel of the highest quality in the world; and even though there seem to be comparatively few rooms each one is equivalent to 200 in any other hotel as far as quality and value,” stated Sandoval. “It will definitely attract a very different type of development.”

Juan Bremer, Managing Director of the Rasaland Development Fund; Ricardo Santa Cruz, Director of La Mandarina development; and Alicia Monroy, Mayor of Compostela all took part in this symbolic event. The One&Only Mandarina will be one of the most luxurious hotels in the world, with only 125 villas set in over 30 hectares for the equivalent of about six villas per hectare. The first phase represents an investment of US$110 million. The upscale resort is a Rick Joy design, with two beach clubs, swimming pools, six restaurants and bars, event rooms, spa, kid’s club and more. “The country is attracting the luxury Asian market that brings with it high quality tourism and visitors that spend a lot of money,”

commented Bremer, also assuring those present the resort would not be an all-inclusive property, thus allowing revenue to trickle down into the surrounding community of Nayarit. The La Mandarina complex is projected to include 256 hectares with a total investment of US$870 million. It will boast 4.5 kilometers of waterfront, 1.5 kilometers of which are beach. Among its amenities will be two polo fields and an equestrian center with an obstacle course, among other services. As far as job generation, this newest project in the Riviera Nayarit is expected to bring with it 1,000 direct jobs and eight thousand indirect jobs. Once the resort is in operation, it will generate over 600 direct jobs.

help scientists piece together the planetary system’s past, Valdes said. The SkyAlert system reported that a “fireball or meteorite” had been spotted over central Mexico. “There are many of them, but only a few reach the surface. We have to be prepared for a big one. Those are really deadly and could even wipe out a city, and

they’re the ones we’re monitoring,” Valdes said. SkyAklert, a non-governmental system that issues warnings about seismic, volcanic and atmospheric phenomena, said in a Twitter post that “light was seen and an explosion heard” around 1:47 a.m. based on reports received from Puebla city, Mexico City, Mexico state and Tlaxcala.

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The Sinking Peso By Laura Gelezunas

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he sinking Mexican peso and the trend continues. Over the past year the Mexican peso has been falling. A year ago, January 2015, the peso stood at around 14.9 to the US dollar and on May 6, 2016 it was about 17.8 pesos to the US dollar. An unstable Mexico, politically and economically, obviously benefits the United States. According to Dr. Tony Payan, director of the Mexican Center at the Baker Institute notes that currencies rise and fall due to supply and demand. Two big factors that affect the peso are oil markets and inflation. A peso devaluation likely means that capital is currently leaving Mexico. So now may be the time to invest in Mexico. The falling peso may be attributed to the global rise of the US dollar. This combined with the fact that Banco de Mexico has not raised interest rates because it is

satisfied with the current level of inflation. Mexicoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s growth rate is low because the government has not spent any money on infrastruc-

ture programs and the current low price of oil have also contributed. These all affect the exchange rate. Crude oil prices resumed

their slide during the last week of January 2016, falling more than four percent because Iraq flooded a heavily over supplied oil market

with record output. Mexico's peso has shed around eight percent in January 2016 and is heading for its worst monthly loss against the dollar since May 2012. With the Mexican peso so weak this makes a Mexican vacation extremely affordable for US travelers. Many visitors are reveling in what they receive for the exchange rate, especially when eating at really the many great restaurants. Andreas Rupprechter, owner of award winning Kaiser Maximilian Restaurant in Puerto Vallarta says his clients can enjoy a meal for $15 to $20 US dollars. "It would be difficult to raise my prices to accommodate the current US dollar to peso exchange rate," says Andreas, "I also have to consider Canadian tourists, too, and their dollar to the peso rate is much lower than the American rate." United States expats living in Banderas Bay can also enjoy the great exchange rate if they are making purchases with their US credit cards, especially big ticket items like household appliances. These same bargains can be seen in hotel, entertainment and real estate costs.

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Road Trip: Aztlan – the Aztec birthplace Mexcaltitlán, Nayarit By Madeline Milne

s the story goes; Aztlan, the birthplace of the Aztecs was a small island in the middle of a lagoon in northern Nayarit, and from this place they were instructed by their gods to go in search of a new homeland. They would recognize this place when they found an eagle eating a snake on top of a cactus – hence today’s emblem on the Mexican flag. In the process they were further instructed to change their names from Aztec to Mexica. In 1091 they set out on pilgrimage and found Tenochtitlan which is now known as Mexico City. All this happened just a few hours from our doorstep! Always up for a road trip, I have wanted to explore this little anthropological hotspot since I first heard of it. Leaving Friday afternoon we headed north passing the yoga mecca of Sayulita and the world’s best quesadillas in Rincon de Guayabitos. Holding true we passed through the adorable town of Compostela, driving through mist covered rolling countryside with eight-foot tall sugar cane fields and walls of wildflowers that host a hundred butterfly nectar sipping parties. We were heading to Tepic for the night before setting out the next morning to find this mystical homeland of the Aztecs. The trip is about 100kms from Tepic continuing north on Highway 15 like you’re going to Mazatlan. Follow the signs for Santiago Ixcuintla, the largest town in the north western side of Nayarit, 40 kms from the boat launch for Mexcaltitlan and one of the most important agricultural centres in Mexico for tobacco. The drive is natur-ific. Deep-cut valleys with soaring waterfalls, orchard upon orchard of mango and citrus, forests of palms used for building palapas, and fields of sugar cane in the most brilliant neon greens. Hundreds of lagoons, internationally acclaimed for their bio-diversity make up the majority of the area where two important rivers, the Río Grande de Santiago and the Río San Pedro, enter the sea. When you get to La Batanza, the boat launch, it doesn’t look like much. While in need of a fresh coat of paint, the boats are all floating and for 90 pesos they will transport you and up to four others, safely to Mexcaltitan. 300 pesos gets you a tour through the mangroves. The boat ride is about 15 minutes long and passes through a number of

waterways. A little like Deliverance, you wouldn’t want to navigate these waters alone Designated Marismas Nacionales, this protected area consists of a vast network of brackish coastal lagoons, mangrove swamps, mudflats, and marshes. It is fed by the Río Acaponeta and tributary streams, including the

delta of the Río San Pedro. I counted five great blue herons, a handful of Garza Blancas (egrets) and dozens of little black ducks with yellow beaks (a birder I’m not). Captain Juan told us there are plenty of crocodiles in the water but we didn’t see any - thankfully. The people who call this area home

are predominately fishers, catching chiguil and shrimp using a unique netting system. The town of Mexcaltitan is about 1000m around with the longest ‘road’ stretching 400m across. A friendly population of about 800, residents sit on plastic chairs in their open doorways selling various

items. There are no cars on this island. No Oxxo’s. No wifi but plenty of shrimp. Laid out on the sidewalks to dry, bright pink shrimps block your path everywhere you turn. Interestingly, the town’s dog population seems to ignore these tasty treats. Perhaps they’re as tired of shrimp as the locals must be.

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You can comfortably circumnavigate the entire town in about 30 minutes. The adobe homes all look similar. Most likely brightly painted when the town was applying for Pueblo Magico status, these homes are now worse for wear with crumbling walls and chipped paint creating interesting colours and

textures. There are a couple larger, new homes that cause speculation. The houses on the outer edge of the island all open out onto the lake, many with their own docks and small fishing pangas. The centre of the island is the hub with the plaza, church and a small but interesting museum

that has artefacts from ancient Meso-American cultures. Five pesos will get you in the door. Here you will see copies of the original codices (pictograms) that depict the gods mandate to search for a new land. Considering that during rainy season the town’s roads floods and the only way

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around is by boat, this seems like sound advice. One display shows the map of Mexcaltitlan beside Tenochtitlan with obvious similarities in layout. It is here that the original stone carving of the eagle with snake in its mouth was uncovered, now residing in the history museum in Tepic.

From the museum we headed over to Restaurante Alberca where we proceeded to consume a lifetime of shrimp. Not unlike Forest’s friend Bubba, there were a million ways to eat shrimp including; sun-dried and tossed in ketchup, salsa, lime and salt, deep fried and tossed with chilli, fried balls with a mayo dipping sauce, as a pate on Ritz crackers, stuffed into empanadas, served a la Diablo, in butter and garlic and encased in masa, rolled in corn husks and steamed. We also ordered a Pescado Saraneado – fresh from the waters grilled fish, served with veggies and tortillas. Stuffed, we settled back with a couple cubetas of cervesa and a juke-box full of Banda that everyone else knew all the words to. The peaceful swaying of the waters lapping the restaurant was interrupted only by the occasionally passing fishing boat and the ducks bobbing for fish. Rush hour was a boat of women returning home with their children and some shopping crossing paths with a fishing boat. What is particularly striking is how different the lives of the people are here from our own. As usual, I was quick to imagine life on this tiny island and concluded it would be a great place for a weekend home; one of many weekend homes I have imagined across this country. An excellent day trip for amateur anthropologists, eating shrimp, and those interested in birding. It is one of the most prolific places on the planet for bird watching with over 500 species crossing these waters on their annual migration. While San Blas is the more popular jumping off point for birders, the pristine seclusion of the estuary definitely appeals. There is no hotel on the island, though apparently there are some rooms available. Those interested in staying overnight would do better finding a comfortable bed in Santiago. Looking at a map of the area, it would be an interesting weekend of camping (!) to explore the outer edges of the lagoons that meet with Pacific Ocean. Our captain hinted at beautiful secluded beaches and hidden coves perfect for exploring. There are a couple small towns that dot the shore and I imagine the freshness of the shrimp would be bar none. Don’t forget your camera, bug spray and depending on the purpose of your trip, a cooler with cold beer purchased on the mainland will save you plenty of pesos.

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Popular Mexico City Cabaret Artist, Comedian and Singer Hugo Blanquet brings his unique cabaret show to Vallarta!

tâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Double Trouble, as popular drag personality, singer and comedian, Hugo Blanquet (Comedy Central, Nichos Bar Mexico City), hosts the Annual Pulpito Drag Derby on May 26 at 6:00 p.m., and then a special all-new drag/comedy show on May 27 at 9:00 p.m. Now in its third year, the Annual Pulpito Drag Derby takes place at Pulpito Plaza at Pulpito and Olas Altas in Zona Romantica. Contestants, dressed in drag and high heels, will compete for cash prizes while completing a timed obstacle course. Spectators can bet on their favorite gal as they cheer them on! The Derby will also feature live entertainment and benefits the Amapas Neighborhood Business Association. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s great fun for a great cause! The fun starts at 6:00

p.m. The event is free. Tracy Parks Productions then presents Hugo Blanquet staring in his all-new, all-live drag cabaret show in English and Spanish. Audiences love his energy, all live singing, comedy and costume changes (11 of them!), as he goes from drag queen to mariachi singer and back again! Fans just can't get enough of him in Mexico City, where he does a show each night of the week, when he's not traveling to Cuernavaca, Puebla or Queretaro to perform there. Hugo Blanquet is a one-of-a-kind performer and will be joined by Special Guest, the sexy Cristiano, Mr. Vallarta 2016. May 27 at 9:00 p.m., at the recently opened Agave Azul Guesthouse and Stage (Insurgentes 417, Zona Romantica).

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From Here Marcia Blondin

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…and Goings The Palm Cabaret opened its closed doors again this week to host a couple of movies presented by Cinema Diva Film Festival Director Rudy Salazar for Vallarta Pride festivities. The film was called “4th Man Out”, an endearing comedy starring Evan Todd, a veteran stage actor in his first movie role. He and executive producer, Jed Mellick, stayed after the showing for a lively Q and A translated by Armando Sanchez. The Palm was full of tourists; ex-pats and City of Vallarta Director of Promotion and Public Relations, Luis Villaseñor, enjoying the film; it really was refreshingly funny – very well directed, produced and acted. Look for it on Netflix soon. I can’t wait to see it again.

oruno, the amazing gypsy jazz trio, is still playing Saturday nights at El Patio de mi Casa. If you’ve never had the pleasure, get over to Calle Guerrero and give yourself a weekend treat; three brilliant musicians. The Sapphire Ocean Club provided another fabulous day at the beach for me, Sandra Cesca and her yoga teacher daughter, Emily. I cannot impress upon you this oasis of peace, quiet, calmness and great service in the commotion that is Los Muertos beach any day of the week and particularly on Sundays. Sandra, who gives guided walking tours (sandra.learn. vallarta@gmail.com) almost daily in the city and will continue until the end of May (and will do private walking tours during the summer), relishes the chance to be quiet, to sleep in the sun, to swim in the ocean or the pool. It is wonderfully restorative. The 50% off Day Pass continues until the end of October so ex-pats and tourists reading this can clip the coupon within the pages of the Tribune and go get recharged. The ‘fruit waters’ are made fresh – Jamaica (made from hibiscus flowers), melon and often a green juice with pineapple, basil leaves, lime…yummy. Oh, and they are included in the Day Pass along with a fluffy towel for your lounge chair. Maybe I can find an afternoon this week to go again. The coupon

is useable every day of the week! The Puerto Vallarta Garden Club members are hard at work building planters around the bougainvilleas in the Romantic Zone. This amazing group, started by Robert Price, founder, and curator of our lovely Botanical Gardens, is tireless in trying to make Vallarta more beautiful. Support them whenever and however you can: cash is always good! The administrator of the Friday Market at the Marsol Hotel by the new Pier is in the hospital recovering from a broken hip and leg. All of us Marsol Market vendors send ‘get-better-fast’ wishes to Barbara Peters. We hope to see you dancing at Market soon!

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From left to right: Luis Villaseñor (Vallarta’s PR Director), Jed Mellick (Executive Producer of “4th Man Out”), Rudy Salazar (Director Cinema Diva), Marcia Blondin, Evan Todd (Star of “4th Man Out” at the Palm Cabaret)

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By Marcia Blondin Comings… Some changes ahead at The Jazz Foundation as drummer Steven Tenney of the OliBlues Band starts packing up to head north for a few weeks. There is at least one more Thursday to enjoy this quartet in their current configuration. More on harmonica-player Oliver Moreira Katny– leader of the band – scattered throughout my columns this issue! As an acute listener sometimes I am gifted by the artist’s extraordinary performance. The OliBlues Band did just that last week. The following are a few words (my edits) posted by drummer Steven Tenney the next day on Facebook: “It wasn’t the number of people

this time, as the summer season does reduce crowds; it was the emotion of, and communication between us that was the best it has ever been. It was as if - without verbalizing any intent - every note, every nuance, was counted as though it was the last one we would ever play. The Blues songs like ‘Leave My Little Girl Alone’ and ‘The Sky is Falling’ felt so intimate; like never before. In fact, spontaneous slight changes were done and quickly grasped by everyone; that’s when communication - by really listening to each other - makes good music happen. Then, on the new ‘Dark Side of the Moon’ Pink Floyd songs, the interlude between ‘Breathe’ and ‘Time’ was done without repeaters or computers of any sort. It was smooth; it just worked.” It surely did.

Flower of the Week Plumbago Plumbago (Spanish) Plumbago auriculata

eadwort. The name may have referred to its more common lead-blue flower color, the ability of the sap to create lead-colored stains on skin,

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or from the ancient belief that the plant was a cure for lead poisoning. It is a herbaceous evergreen shrub growing to 6 feet tall. The rarer white flowers have been used traditionally to treat warts, broken bones and wounds, taken as a snuff for headaches and as an emetic to dispel bad dreams. This plant is one of over 200 found in Sandra’s color-coded guidebook, Tropical Plants and Walks of Puerto Vallarta. Available at the Vallarta Botanical Garden

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his week I am celebrating forty-three years of life on this planet. I’m not coy about my age, because three years ago my husband bought me glitzy 40! glasses and balloons and had a big ol’ party for me. I figure most folks can do the math. If you read articles about women in their forties, you should stop (especially if you are a woman in her forties). They are really depressing and almost all true (which is even more depressing). They say that women in their forties are starting to lose muscle mass, bone density and rates of metabolism, have one of the highest stress levels of any decade, and are more prone to depression than at any other point in their lives. That last one seems pretty obvious, considering the previous points. In my own life, I consider the passing of years in the following way: in my twenties, I began my career, excited to start making a real, professional salary instead of scrounging to pay tuition by washing dishes in the university cafeteria. I was excited about having my own spending money to buy nice things, like my favorite snacks and a seasonal wardrobe. If I found myself packing on some extra weight (because cheesecake), I’d just do a little exercise and dieting, bribing myself with some new, amazing, tiny skirt. In my thirties, I realized that there’s not much money in teaching, and I considered going back to dishwashing on the side. I had very small children and every piece of clothing I owned had a stain on it. To be honest, I couldn’t remember what season it was anyway, so I just wore whatever was less dirty. I spent the entirety of my thirties either forgetting to eat or eating over the sink, so weight (once the baby fat came off) was not much of a problem. But I don’t think I wore a skirt that decade. In my forties, I am basically working so I can pay for all the extracurricular activities my school-aged children are involved

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roberto@ortizdemontellano.com in, and I neither have the time nor the energy to even wash my own dishes. My mom, out of pity, buys my clothing in Canada and brings it down to me. This is because she knows I don’t have time to shop and she probably hears people whispering behind my back. I accused the school nurse of sabotaging the platform scale in the infirmary because I spent six weeks trying to lose six pounds and it looks like I gained one instead. I kept a cute denim skirt from my twenties because I figured it would motivate me, but it just sits in my closet snapping its gum and making snide remarks. The articles make some suggestions for making the best of your forties. They are very practical and very boring, like doing strength training and eating breakfast every day. Since I am a type of expert (ie a woman in her forties), I have a better list that is more fun. Some are do’s and some are don’ts. Take them seriously (but not too seriously, because that’s not fun). 1) Say no to the mom haircut. If you love long hair but start thinking “but I need something low-maintenance”, then you’ve given up. Get a haircut that makes you feel gorgeous. 2) Chocolate, coffee, red wine. All of them. All at once, if you can. They are good for you, and we like things that are good for us AND delicious. 3) Cultivate relationships that matter, because you don’t have time for any mama drama between ballet class and homework. Cut to the chase, work on the bonds that really matter, and don’t ever take them for granted. In spite of the enormous blow I took at the scale last week, I believe my forties are about the coolest decade ever. I’m stronger, I know myself better, I’m less concerned about what other people think of me, and I don’t mind asking for what I need. My name is Leza, and I’m fortythree. My mom buys my clothes, I gained a pound, and I’m having the time of my life.

s a gay man, growing up in Latin-American country which is predominantly catholic and where machismo and homophobia were (and in some places of Mexico still are) constantly present, was not an easy experience. Until recent years, I never thought that whenever I would choose a life partner, we would have both the prerogative and the choice of having our relationship legally recognized. However, Mexico is a country in transition governed by rule of law. During the last 6 years, laws have been passed and rulings from our National Supreme Court have been issued that protect gay rights and allow same-sex marriages to be performed and recognized nationwide. Puerto Vallarta was part of this transition and since last month marriage licenses to same-sex couples have been issued in our city. This is a huge step considering that Puerto Vallarta has been an important LGBT destination for many years. So if I got married in the U.S. or Canada, is my same-sex marriage from abroad valid in Vallarta and Mexico? Yes, it is. Our National Supreme Court issued an historic ruling on 2010 in which it stated that same-sex marriages performed in any Mexican state or abroad, had to be recognized at a federal level by all states. It is advisable that if you spend

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considerable time in Puerto Vallarta and you have a same-sex marriage certificate from abroad, you should start the proceeding of having that certificate legalized under Mexican law, and that way you and your spouse won’t have difficulties when visitation rights are required or when health decisions have to be made. If I’m foreign, can I marry in Puerto Vallarta? Yes. Two foreign people can have a same-sex marriage in Puerto Vallarta, and also a foreign person and a Mexican can have a same-sex marriage here. The paper work is different but in both cases you will get a marriage license and a marriage certificate. As you may know, the Vallarta Gay Pride is taking place during this week and because of the recent events regarding same-sex marriage, this year the festivities have a special meaning to our LGBT community. It is indeed a time to celebrate, so “Happy Pride” to all of us!

Roberto Ortiz de Montellano is a Mexican-Licensed Attorney at Law with over twenty years of professional legal experience. He started his own practice in Puerto Vallarta two years ago. His areas of expertise focus mostly on Real Estate Law, Business Law and Estate Planning. Contact Info. Roberto Ortiz de Montellano F. Mexican-Licensed Attorney at Law roberto@ortizdemontellano.com www.ortizdemontellano.com

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t seems perfectly logical that while living abroad, one may purchase life, health or accident insurance. Normally, these should bring peace of mind. Right?

What about liability? Huh? Regrettably, that’s what some foreign insurance policies could bring, if one is not careful. There are a host of rules that apply when a U.S. person (citizen and also a “green card” holder) buys foreign life insurance. Did you know there’s a special federal excise tax on premiums? If a policy has a cash surrender value, it may also be annually reportable in a Foreign Bank Account Report and further, possibly as a ‘specified foreign financial asset’ in one’s tax return. Making it even more exciting, any gains in value in the policy itself could be reportable and subject to tax. You may now begin to understand the general rule (at least in my ever so prudent mind) that whenever a US citizen gets involved in a foreign financial transaction of any kind, anything, it is best to pull out the microscope and look at it very, very carefully, from the U.S. tax perspective. The IRS imposes a tax of one percent of the premium paid for life, health, or accident insurance issued by foreign insurers that benefit a US citizen. There are some exceptions, and the US Mexico tax treaty provides for some, but they don’t benefit you, Mr. or Mrs. U.S. citizen. They only seem to benefit Mexican insurance companies. You could be on the hook for the excise tax. Remember that cash value life policies are in fact an investment, right? (That’s why they have a cash value). The Internal Revenue Code has a very strict definition of what a “life insurance contract” is…and it may be so that foreign life policies may not fit exactly within that American definition. In that case,

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you may have to include as ordinary income the increase in value of your policy. Foreign policies that have a cash value can also be considered “specified foreign financial assets”. Owning above a certain dollar amount of those assets may trigger a reporting requirement in Form 8938. To make this even more exciting, those very cash value life insurance policies may also be “foreign financial accounts” for Foreign Bank Account Report (FBAR) purposes….another report and a new opportunity for the IRS to stick you with a penalty if not timely filed. Do you need to rush to put on Zika protective gear? Not necessarily. Just know what you’ve got. Even better, know what you are getting into, hopefully before signing on the dotted line. Orlando Gotay is a California licensed tax attorney (with a Master of Laws in Taxation) admitted to practice before the IRS, the U.S. Tax Court and other taxing agencies. His love of things Mexican has led him to devote part of his practice to the tax matters of U.S. expats in Mexico. He can be reached at tax@orlandogotay.com.

uerto Vallarta is located in the middle of Banderas Bay, one of the largest bays in Mexico at nearly 100km in length. It is bounded in the north by Punta de Mita and in the south by Cabo Corrientes. It straddles the states of Jalisco and Nayarit, divided along the Ameca River. The bay is home to many wonderful communities and an abundance of natural wonders. In the winter and spring seasons you can witness the awe inspiring beauty of the humpback whales as they calve in the warm waters of the bay, in the summer you can experience the majesty of the sea turtles hatching and returning to their watery world. The fall brings renewed vigour to the mountains and rivers with the fresh rains and revived vegetation. No matter when you visit, Puerto Vallarta and Riviera Nayarit will share their wonders with you. Here is a selection of some of the many things you can do while visiting us. Walking Tours - Take a tour through Puerto Vallarta’s Historic Downtown to learn about this city’s rich history, famous people, architecture, and cultural and ecological heritage; all this on an easy to moderate two-hour stroll led by a certified guide. Be a Tourist - Even if you’re here on vacation for a month, there is no end to the number of top-notch activities you can do. Take a tour to Isla Marietas and the Hidden Beach, or spend the day snorkelling in Majahuitas, spend an afternoon at the zoo feeding the giraffe, check out the two water parks and for the brave: parasailing, bungee jumping and even sky diving. Shopping in the Zona Romantica – this charming neighbourhood is also called Old Town and is a popular residential area for expats and Mexican families. Along the main streets you will find shops galore, filled with wonderful authentic crafts, clothing, jewelry, excellent restaurants, spas, theaters and more. Vibrant and friendly, this area offers an excellent day or two (or more!) of exploring. Close to Los Muertos beach, consider ending your day with a sunset margarita at any of the many beachfront restaurants. Sunsets on the Malecon Sitting on the edge of the Pacific Ocean never fails to give us a sunset each night. Grab a seat

at any of the number of excellent bars and restaurants along the malecon, order your favourite cocktail and let it all slip away. Once the sun has set, the malecon comes alive with families out for a stroll, plenty of live entertainment and later in the night, the nightclubs beckon. Cooking Classes – Recognized as one of the world’s leading cuisines, there are a number of great schools in the Puerto Vallarta area that will teach you how to master tortilla soup, enchiladas, salsas and more. Fresh seafood, abundant fruit and veggies and a sophisticated community make Vallarta a foodies dream destination. Look for a school that will take you to the markets or introduce you to the farmers and fishermen for a truly cultural experience. Don’t want to cook? Try one of the Food Tours available. Eat like a local and for three hours you will enjoy everything from Tacos to Pozole. Art Galleries – It is said there are more galleries per capita in Puerto Vallarta than any other place in Mexico. Many of these galleries are along the side streets that run through Centro. Stop at the Tourism Office in the Main Plaza for a map or take advantage of their free walking tour.

Many galleries carry high quality local crafts, established Mexican and international artists and more. Volunteer - There are many wonderful organizations across the Bay that can use your help. Both time or money will be appreciated. On Sundays, the Brigada de Basura does a morning clean-up with the local children and then they all head to Que Pasa restaurant for breakfast, activities and friendship. Ride the bus - Buses in Puerto Vallarta are an experience all their own. You can tell the general destination of the bus by what is written on the window. Costco, Sheraton, Centro, Mismaloya you can go just about anywhere in this city on the bus. Only seven and a half pesos

within Puerto Vallarta (per bus there are no transfers) this is a great way to explore the neighbourhoods. Head south on the bus and get a front row seat on some spectacular scenery on your way to the Vallarta Zoo. Or hop the Bucerias bus in front of Walmart and 30 minutes later you are exploring a charming beachside town. Tip: Sit on the non-sunny side of the bus. Trust me. It gets hot. Support Local Business - One of the most popular reasons visitors love Puerto Vallarta is because it’s a thriving city not just geared towards tourists. A fine example of this is the many small businesses that you can find in ‘Centro’ including galleries, restaurants, clothing stores, spas and more. Venture off the malecon to find the perfect souvenir.

TO THE NORTH AND SOUTH Sayulita – A short 45 minutes north of the Puerto Vallarta International Airport, Sayulita is the surfers mecca of Riviera Nayarit. A funky town with a wonderful protected beach, this laidback town has a hippie vibe with the organic cafes and the yoga studios to prove it. Visit the Huichol Cultural Centre for some wonderful hand-made beaded jewelry or grab a surf lesson from one of the many vendors on the beach. Bucerias - Named for the oyster divers that dot the shore in front of the beach, this town is a mecca for snowbirds, most which seem to be of the Canadian Goose variety. Freshest seafood in the bay and a selection of excellent local bars and restaurants, this little town is plenty of fun. On Thursday evenings during high season there is the entertaining Artwalk and during the day plenty of

galleries and a couple markets great for souvenir shopping. Conchas Chinas The south of Puerto Vallarta is a thick jungle full of adventure and excitement. Head south along the 200 highway and you will find the architecturally inspiring community of Conchas Chinas. The beach cove here is excellent for snorkeling. Nogalito The first town South is that of Nogalito. Set back in the jungle it is a charming Mexican village that also is home to one of the most popular day tours - the Canopy Mundo Nogalito Tour with the only tunnel zip-line in town. If you’re feeling the heat, stop at the Punta Negra bridge and take a drip in the river. Lovely fresh water, lots of little pools to splash in and rocks to dry off on. If you’re lucky, a vendor will come by with snacks and drinks - otherwise pack your own.

Mismaloya 15 minutes further is Mismaloya, a small town set back from the water along a river that leads to the ocean and a number of beach restaurants. This bay looks onto Los Arcos and is a great place to grab a panga boat for a tour of the impressive rocks. If you have time, book a snorkel or dive trip. This is one of the deepest ocean valleys in the world and home to turtles, whales, dolphins and the blue-footed Booby. Back behind the town, check out the Vallarta Zoo where you can play with baby monkeys, tigers and lions. Boca de Tomatlan Boca de Tomatlan is the last town along the ocean and the place to grab a boat to the small beach communities of Quimixto, Las Animas and the very popular Yelapa. Looking for romance - book a table at the nearby Le Kliff for spectacular views and sunsets.

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A family tradition saved and then some

Ikat weavings (Credit: Alejandro Linares Garcia)

Ramos family, Cecilia, Don Isaac, Jose Mancio and one of their children. (Credit: Ramos family)

Camelia Ramos spinning cotton fiber (Credit: Ramos family)

amelia Rosas is a fifth generation ikat weaver and rebozo maker of the Tenancingo (State of Mexico) line. But the tradition almost died out with the fourth generation, Camelia’s father Isaac Ramos. Maestro Isaac grew up dyeing, weaving and making the iconic garment as a child in Tenancingo, but gave up the activity before Camelia was born to work in construction. Then, as now, it was very difficult for weavers to earn enough to make a living, especially in this case, when the maestro eventually had a total of nine children to feed. Decades went by, Camelia was born, and was raised without even knowing about her father’s former

trade. By the 1990s, Camelia had grown up, married and moved to the nearby town of Malinalco. This town is a “Pueblo Mágico,” a tourist designation by the Mexican federal government to distinguish rural communities that have preserved local architecture and cultural traditions. It has long since been a Mecca for hippies/other alternative lifestyles and well-off Mexico City dwellers looking for a weekend getaway. The town offers an archeological site and colonial architecture all nestled in a box canyon. One of the continuing traditions of the town, even as last at the beginning of the millennium, is the use of the rebozo by local women.

Camelia noticed this running a small beauty shop in the town and at first began bringing rebozos from Tenancingo to Malinalco. At this time, she also brought her father to live with her, as he could no longer do the heavy work that construction required. It was only at this time that Don Isaac told his daughter of his ability to make the most traditional rebozos using the pre Hispanic backstrap loom. Don Isaac returned to his roots, first by making all the tools needed for the long process of making ikat-dyed fabric, spinning wheels, racks for drying skeins of cotton thread, and of course, the frames and multiple implements used for weaving. The business developed

slowly, with most of the sales made in the beauty shop. One reason for this was the difficulty in finding customers that appreciated both the work and the styles of Tenancingo rebozos. Interestingly enough, the break came from a Spanish woman living in Malinalco, who found the rebozos in the beauty shop and started buying much of the stock. During this time, Camelia became more interested in making the rebozos, but her traditional father “gave her the run around” every time she tried to get him to teach her. Weaving rebozos in Tenancingo is man’s work, even today. Camelia’s husband, Jose Mancio, had better luck convincing Don Issac, who was nearing 80 years old by the turn of the century. When Jose asked the maestro when he could start learning, the answer was, “tomorrow.” Of course, Jose taught what he learned to Camelia, but the two now respect to some extent the maestro’s reluctance to teach his daughter. The process takes a toll on the muscles, both in manipulating heavy, wet bundles of dyed cotton, to hours of moving shuttles across and using back muscles to steady the piece in progress. It is interesting and important to note that while Tenancingo rebozos are also made on pedal looms (introduced by the Spanish), Camelia, Jose, their children still make pieces using the backstrap loom.

The family business has long since outgrown the beauty shop and has two stores in the historic center of Malinalco. All pieces are made by the family, along with dozens of hired helpers. However, their success is not only because of the high-quality of their rebozos, but their willingness and ability to experiment with making new objects with ikat-dyed fabric. The Rapacejos store also contains, shoes, leather handbags, cushions, napkins, table runners, belts and much more, either completely made with handwoven fabric or have it integrated as decoration. There are also some non-traditional and novel clothing items, such as quechquemitls, dresses, huipils and jacket-like tops. Most of these are made without cutting the precious fabric, but even in cases where there are cuts and scraps, all is used for something, even if it is to cover a button. The couple’s work has led to a number of prizes in Mexico, invitations to visit the United States, France and Peru, and participate in the Feria Maestros de Arte in Jalisco and Arte/Sano at the Museo de Arte Popular. There is even some export of their wares to the United States and Europe, but Camelia says that they do not plan mass export as it would require expansion from handmade goods to factory-like work. Original: creativehandsofmexicodotorg.wordpress.com

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Volcanes is an incredible “Self Sustaining” project, with a huge future!

ust over a year ago, Sewing Seeds Canada began teaching in col. Volcanes (Puerto Vallarta), MX. With its partner, Volcanes Community Education Program, plans were put into play, and no one has looked back since! The building used to be a Kindercare facility, but with renovations soon became home to the first class of twenty-five eager sewing students. Most of these students had never even sat behind a sewing machine before, let alone cut fabric for assembly. Most of these students were looking for the skill required to start a new trade, a new Life. Volcanes has graduated their first ‘solo’ class, and is in the throws of their third class at the school seventy-five students already! Classes are taught in the mornings for a four-month term. Students learn to care for their machine, cut fabric, create patterns, and assemble some very complicated projects. These are the skills they can then can use in their everyday life at home, or to take to job in the community. Hotels, alteration and upholstery shops all look for people with sewing skills. Volcanes invites their top students to ‘come to work’ in the afternoon. The small classroom setting is transformed into a factory, sewing uniforms for a local hotel, and products for local designers. This small factory is only limited to the number of graduates from each new class of students! Looking forward another year…. Volcanes will build a larger factory next to the school! Funds and planning are now underway. It will have a capacity for 100 ‘paid’ seamstresses, sewing a multitude of possibilities!

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So, where is Sewing Seeds Canada now? By Kelly & Angela Grams (live in Puerto Vallarta part time) xgrams.kelly@gmail.com If Sewing Seeds Canada does their job right, they teach the first class, and then step aside as the school takes flight! The school will find its own teachers & students; it’s own market for manufactured goods; or whatever path the students and community choose. It’s a beautiful thing to see ‘changed lives and changed communities’!

Sewing Seeds Canada has received emails from Mazatlan, Playa del Carmen, and Pueblo. These Mexican communities too, are interested in partnering in a ‘self sustaining’ project in their community. Applications from Guatemala, Honduras, Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic, Belize, Columbia, and

Chile are also being entertained. Sewing Seeds is no longer a secret! Long term goals are to open a Sewing Seeds office in Puerto Vallarta. This office would train many new Spanish speaking teachers, to send out to the proposed projects in Mexico and across Latin America. From here, expertise could be developed to share with all the

schools and potential factories that may develop. Sewing Seeds Canada is a Registered Canadian Charity, working in Mexico, Peru, Ukraine, and Sierra Leone. (More countries to follow!) http://vimeo.com/142436843 10 min video of Volcanes, Mexico

S/Dual Citizens - You Can Vote in the 2016 Presidential Election from Costa Banderas! No matter how long you've lived abroad, you can vote from Mexico and members of the Costa Banderas Chapter of Democrats Abroad Mexico are here to help. During the month of June we will have voter assistance tables set up in Puerto Vallarta to help you register and request your absentee ballot. We also encourage your questions so don't hesitate to stop in to get assistance. Voter Assistance June Schedule: Mailboxes, Etc. at the Ignacio L. Vallarta, Emiliano Zapata location: Wed, June 8, 11:00 am-1:00 pm Thurs, June 23, 3:00 pm-5:00 pm Ishop&Mail at Plaza Peninsula (2nd floor), Hotel Zone: Wed June 29, 11:00 am-1:00 pm For those of you who would prefer to do it online, go to VoteFromAbroad.org and register/request your absentee ballot (use the state where you last lived and/or voted). Please request both an FPCA (Federal Post Card Application) and a FWAB (Federal Write-In Absentee Ballot). The system is set up to assist people regardless of their party affiliation. If you have any questions, or will need Spanish translation on one of the above dates, don't hesitate to email us at youcanvote2016(at) gmail.com A few more volunteers are needed, so if you would like to help this summer and fall, email us at the above address. There is a requirement that you attend a training session on May 30 to assist at the voter assistance tables. Details will be emailed to those interested. This is a very important election and every vote counts - exercise your right to vote! With country committees and local chapters in over 80 countries around the world, Democrats Abroad is the official Democratic Party organization for the millions of Americans living outside the United States. For more information about the Costa Banderas Chapter of Democrats Abroad, click HERE. For local assistance, contact Tobe Jensen, Chair, at tjensen1942(at) hotmail.com.

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Bucerias Art District Beat By Gordon Mayer

Meet the District – Michael Carlyle (SP)

n the course of the business year, I wonder how many times the phrase, “If you fail to plan, you plan to fail.” is uttered? Attributed to Benjamin Franklin, the wisdom of the statement is generally accepted; despite the fact that it came from a man who tied a key to a kite string and flew said kite in a thunderstorm to try to prove lightning was electricity. That’s quite a plan. Without wanting to seem disrespectful to the likes of Ben, sometimes we plan poorly and sometimes we plan well and fail anyway. So is it always a failure to not have a plan? What if the plan is to have no plan and live each moment in the moment, enjoying it simply for what it is? After all, each moment of our lives holds within it life itself, why not seize it?

Upon meeting artist Michael Carlyle you will feel at ease, unhurried and relaxed, a feeling that is elusive at times in our structured and planned lives. Engaging him in conversation you will feel as though you step for a moment out of time,

Free Memorial Day Event for Veterans

teve's Sports Bar will host a Memorial Day event sponsored by the American Legion, offering two free drinks and a hot dog to every military veteran who wishes to come. The event is on Monday, May 30 from 12 Noon to 4 p.m. Steve's Sports Bar is located on Basilio Badillo in Old Town. . There will also be a 50/50 raffle for prizes. The purpose of the event is to honor the men and women who died serving the U.S. Military, while still mixing in the traditional festive spirit and good times associated with the Holiday. The American Legion is a non-profit, nonpartisan organization devoted to military veterans, their families, and their communities. Legion Post 14 participates in numerous community projects in the Puerto Vallarta area, with emphasis on women's and children's causes. Charities include the Banderas Bay Women's Shelter, DIF New Life Home for young boys, and Torpedos American Football for boys. In addition, the Legion, along

with financial support from the Jay Sadler Project, is currently involved with numerous service projects in the community, including the CADI Nursery/Day Care Center, Col. Las Palmas Community Center, Col. Volcanas Community Center, Coapinole La Lagina Playground, Col. Magisterio Playground, and the playgrounds at San Vicente del Mar and El Guamuchil. The Legion welcomes any and all armed services veterans to take part in the event, and if they wish, learn more about the benefits of American Legion membership. For more information: dennis2rike@hotmail.com or snafrancis@ hotmail.com

taking a step to the side of the rat race and pausing to experience the moment. There have been many moments for Michael as he progressed and developed his art through the years. Finding encouragement at an early age from a

teacher who took note that the wagon he drew in Grade one had motion to it; Michael has absorbed and reinforced his craft since. Never latching on to a specific plan apart from enjoying the journey and discovering how to create, he has

made the moments count. While teaching at a reservation in British Columbia, he used the downtime he had to make copies of the works of the masters to educate himself in the techniques employed by them. He studied anthropology in univer-

Appendicitis can be mistaken for ‘tourista’ Infected appendix can be problematic for older people

By Deborah Bickel Do you know where your appendix is? This is not just a trivial question for those of us over fifty and traveling to remote areas, sailing the seas or climbing mountains. Back in the day, a healthy appendix was often removed during other abdominal surgery in the interest of preventing a second surgical emergency. It used to be standard procedure to remove the appendix in routine abdominal surgery for other conditions. Women, most commonly, had an uninfected appendix removed during obstetric or gynecological surgeries. Current thinking is that the appendix may serve an immune function, preventing the growth of potentially harmful bacteria in the gut. Appendicitis is not just a

childhood surgical emergency. An infected appendix is one of the most common reasons for abdominal surgery in the older population, and the older we get, the less likely a successful outcome from surgical intervention. Older adults are eight times more likely to succumb as a result of appendicitis than a young and otherwise healthy patient. The reasons for this are many, and of course can oftentimes include underlying ill health. The most common reason is that the diagnosis is often delayed. We delay getting to the doctor because the symptoms just don’t present like they do in children or the younger adult. Fewer than half of us over fifty will have “classic” symptoms, such as severe right-sided abdominal pain (especially with movement), fever and aversion to food. What does this mean in practical terms to the older adult? First, find out if you have had your appendix removed. Some of the most common symptoms in an

older adult are maddeningly similar to the usual “tourista” symptoms. Diarrhea, mild to moderate diffuse abdominal pain, low grade fever and fatigue are all common symptoms of appendicitis in the older adult. Increasingly, especially outside of the United States, a trial of antibiotics is offered for appendicitis before surgical removal is considered. If a physician can be sure the appendix has not ruptured and close follow-up can be assured, many cases of “appendicitis” Logocan for be resolved without surgery. If you still have your appendix, the best way to prevent a surgical emergency or rupture is to be alert to the possibility that what you think is a stubborn case of traveler’s diarrhea may be something more serious. If you have had abdominal pain and a fever for more than three days seek a qualified medical consultation, being sure to tell your doctor that you have not had your appendix removed. Original: Mexico Daily News

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sity to better understand culture and human development. He worked for 20 years at the Royal Ontario Museum as security so that he could pursue his art in his own time from the inspiration that daily filled his eyes as he walked the museum corridors. For Michael there was no destination to arrive at but instead a natural and methodical progression of life wherein he found fulfillment of his desire to learn and grow as an artist. Coming to Bucerias and becoming a stalwart of the BAD was all part of the journey for Michael and continues to be so. After meeting Floydilou Kerr, who is known now as the champion of the BAD, Michael was drawn, quite literally, to Bucerias. Floydilou called Michael at one point in their relationship and announced that she was in Bucerias with no intention of leaving and that Michael should join her. With a wry smile Michael will tell you,

“I had no plan and she had a plan so we went with her plan.” adding with a twinkle in his eye, “What was the worst thing that could happen?” Congruent with his journey to date, Michael came to the BAD and found inspiration in the Mexican people and landscapes as well as opportunity to yet again grow while collaborating with the other artists. Combining as he always has risk and discipline, Michael found in the change a deep well of creativity to draw upon and moment after moment of artistic development. Following the creative impulse and enjoying the path it leads him down has been Michael’s ‘plan without a plan’ for as long as he can remember. Examining his art and observing as he interacts with the BAD members one would say that his plan is quite a success; or perhaps that his lack of one has failed at being anything less than remarkable.

ood day everyone! What a great time for a vacation on the Banderas Bay! The weather has been perfect with the temps in the high 80’s and not too much humidity yet. Restaurant Week is still happening until March 31st, with a lot of great restaurants participating, making it easy on the budget for a high-end meal. In the early evenings, I hear the rumble of weather and the promise of rain in the mountains behind me at the ranch. The breezes are also picking up in the afternoon. LOVE those breezes! The kite boarders looked so beautiful last weekend during the competition for the Festival del Viento. This photo came from the playa in front of Las Palapas Beach Restaurant. All of the signs of the rainy weather are here, which means it’s time to clean the riverbeds and get your home and gardens ready for the rainy season; it will be here before we know it. Preparing for the rainy season has been keeping me busy on the ranch in Bucerias. You may have neighbors that have more trash than yourself around their casa…why not help them pick it up so it does not float down into the ocean? The Amigos de Bucerias always has “clean the beach day” every second Saturday of the month with everyone meeting in the morning at 9am at the diver statue at the town square. Meanwhile….back at the ranch…

the mangos are getting ripe, and they are juicy delicious! I have those little yellow ones called Champaign Mangos. The Guanabana’s are beginning to grow along with the limes, as well as a nice variety of bananas .The Yaca tree is full of fruit. The other fruit trees, like the star fruit, nanci fruit and guavas, are all flowered and preparing for fruit. One of the great things about growing chili peppers is that they grow all year around. I really enjoy the spice of Mexico. Bring on the flavor! Ranch living may be a bit of extra work but I feel its well worth it to grow your own food and live closer to our mother earth. I have eleven cats and one dog, Bluckie. Yes, 11! They are all beauties, each with different personalities and quirks! Bluckie is so good with all of them! Here on the ranch there are an amazing amount of different birds. It is quite the chorus in the mornings and evenings and they chirp and sing their songs as I lounge on the top deck gazing at the beautiful Bucerias sunsets. All I have left to do before it rains is summerize the RV! (which is for sale). Only a five minutes drive from Bucerias Centro and ten minutes to La Cruz.....I feel so blessed. Life is good on the ranch… Life is good on the Riviera Nayarit in Mexico! I am still looking for a house sitter. I have a gardener to handle the mowing of the lawn, etc. If you have an interest in relocating to the amazing Riviera Nayarit me drop me an

email. I would be happy to answer any questions you may have or help you locate a long term rental. A Few Updates… Gecko Rojo in La Cruz was having a summer party on June 1st. Cantus Entera will be playing their amazing music and ribs are on the menu! Sharon loves to do theme parties, and I had forgot to mention that the theme for this party is going to be “Lets Make a Deal”! Dress up and come prepared to play and win some prizes. Sharon likes to keep it super fun! More live entertainment coming our way in La Cruz at Las Palapas Beach Restaurant with one of my very favorite Puerto Vallarta bands is Trez Quatroz on Saturday, June 11th! It’s going to be a blast with 2X1 Rib Night… bakers, salad, beans and bread. The band starts at 6:30. You can get your tickets at Las Palapas Beach Restaurant, or give them a call. You can check out their page on the allLaCruz site here: http://www.alllacruz.com/business/la-cruz-las-palapas-beach-restaurant. Thanks so much for tuning in this week. May you have many blessings on the journey. If you have any comments or questions please email me directly at Cat@RivieraNayaritFun.com or Cat@NewEnergyConsciousness.com Aho!~

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3rd Riviera Nayarit Mountain Biking Race

00 participants are preparing for an intense, one-of-akind biking competition that combines beach tracks and mountain trails. The third Riviera Nayarit Mountain Bike Race starts at 3pm Saturday, May 29, 2016 in Litibú-Higuera Blanca. It’s also the 5th year for the Lijacim A.C. “There’s no other competition in this country that serves up a combination of beach and mountain,” said Belín Villasante, part of the

organizing committee. “We already have registrations confirmed from Colima, Jalisco, Nayarit and other states from central and western Mexico.” The First Group—considered to be the toughest—includes 13 categories for riders from 18 to 59 years of age both male and female, with an additional 14 categories in the Second Group for riders 15 and up as well as four Youth Categories, which includes kids ages 4-12. There are cash prizes for the

winners. The Riviera Nayarit Convention and Visitors Bureau, the State Government, the Banderas Bay Municipality and the National Tourism Trust are among the top sponsors. Enrollment fees range from MX$170 to MX$360 depending on the category. There will be no registrations on the day of the competition; please enroll online through www.velobikepv.com. For more information call 322 209 0716.

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he 7th Riviera Nayarit Wind Festival took place on May 20-22 in Bucerías. The tournament is part of the Mexican Kiteboarding Association series and is the only one worth two points, making it the most important in the country. “I'm very proud of the fact that we’re hosting events like this one— we’ve been with this competition since its very beginnings,” said Marc Murphy, Managing Director of the Riviera Nayarit Convention and Visitors Bureau. The Wind Festival activities include the DownWind race, where all the participants strive to take first place in the trajectory from La Cruz Huanacaxtle to Bucerías, plus the spectacular Freestyle, Long Distance, Slalom and Big Air races. This year the total number of participants surpassed the 197 competitors from 2015; there were 230 athletes registered from Mexico, the United States, Canada, France and other countries in the Americas and Europe. As a sport, the Wind Festival is classified among the top 20 events of its kind in the world, but thanks to the infrastructure of the Riviera Nayarit, it actually competes among the top five on a global level. There are six climate-monitoring stations between Punta de Mita and Nuevo Vallarta, and the AMK is preparing to place another two over the next month or so to assist the athletes who rely on the wind and sea conditions for their sport.

For more information on the competition please visit the official website at www.festivaldelviento. mx. Festival del Viento 2016 Final results Downwind Category: Junior  1° Anthony Lagare  2° Anthar Racca  3° Santiago Mestre Category Senior 1° Pedro Pablo González 2° Agustin Tapia 3° Luis Geraldo Chávez Category Master 1° Carlos Rosas

2° Alberto Martínez 3° Óscar Peregrina Category Grand Master 1° Fernando López 2° Merle Mcassey 3° Federico Ashida Ponce Category Woman’s 1° Raquel Arroyo 2° Alina Karam 3° Maru de la Peña Category Foil Race 1° Santiago Ramírez 2° Xantos Villegas 3° Adam Finer Category Twintip Overall 1° Pedro Pablo González

2° Carlos Rosas 3° Alberto Martínez Final Results Slalom 1° Xantos Villegas y Carlos Rosas 2° Pedro Pablo González y Agustin Tapia 3° Alberto Martínez y Jaime Ancira Final Results FreeStyle Category Pro 1° Anthar Racca 2° Anthony Lagare 3° Andres Tapia Category Old School Master 1° Carlos Rosas 2° Jaime Ancira 3° Foka Racca

Nuevo Vallarta Is The First Clean Tourism Destination In Mexico

his environmental quality certification was obtained thanks to FIBBA’s compliance in the fields of Integrated Water Management, Integrated Waste Management, Urban Infrastructure and Natural Resources. Rafael Pacchiano Alamán, head of the Ministry of Environment and Natural Resources (SEMARNAT by its acronym in Spanish), presented Roberto Sandoval Castañeda, Governor of Nayarit, a certification naming Nuevo Vallarta a “Clean Tourism Destination,” making it the first in Mexico to receive this environmental recognition. Nuevo Vallarta is operated by the Banderas Bay Trust (FIBBA,

by its acronym in Spanish) and it was there the formal act took place along with the unveiling of the plaque on Thursday, May 19, 2016. “I would like to extend my sincerest congratulations to the Trust and, of course, to don Carlos (Rosales) for his leadership, as well as the State Government and the municipality of Banderas Bay for having gone above and beyond the requirements of the law,” declared Pacchiano Alamán. “Today Nayarit has stood tall and demonstrated that, as a tourism destination, our interest is to always encourage development without forgetting about the environment,” said Roberto Sandoval as he recognized the work of the FIBBA staff and the authorities of

the three levels of government. Guillermo Haro Bélchez, head of the Environmental Division of the Federal Attorney’s Office (Profepa, by its Spanish acronym); José Luis Mario Aguilar, top official of Mexico’s Secretariat of Tourism (Sectur). José Luis Mario Aguilar, Mayor of Banderas Bay; José Gómez and Carlos Rosales, director of FIBBA, as well as the state delegates of Profepa and Semarnat were all present at the event. This environmental quality certification was obtained thanks to FIBBA’s compliance in the fields of Integrated Water Management, Integrated Waste Management, Urban Infrastructure and Natural Resources.

Category Old School Open 1° Carlos Rosas 2° Juan Pablo Tron 3° Jaime Ancira Category Woman’s 1° Raquel Arroyo 2° Caro N. 3° Debora Mestre Freestyle 1° Anthar Racca 2° Jaime Ancira 3° Juan Pablo Tron y Anthony Lagare Long Distance 1° Xantos Villegas

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Kirk Douglas – Hollywood Tough Guy By Fred Jacobs

irk Douglas was born Issur Danielovitch on December 9, 1916, in Amsterdam (upstate) New York. His parents were Jewish immigrants from present day Belarus. Kirk grew up with six sisters in the house and his youth was spent helping the struggling family to put food on the table. Kirk sold snacks to factory workers to earn enough to buy milk and bread to help his family. Later, he delivered newspapers and during his school years, he worked at more than forty different jobs. While in high school, Kirk acted in various plays and he soon realized he wanted to become a professional actor. Kirk wanted to go to University to study acting, but could not afford the tuition. Kirk managed to charm his way into the Dean's office at the St. Lawrence University and showed him a list of his high school honors. He received a loan which he paid back by working part-time as a gardener and a janitor. He was a star on the wrestling team, and even wrestled one summer in a carnival to make money. No job was too small for Kirk if it payed the bills. Kirks' acting talents were noticed by the American Academy of Dramatic Arts in New York City, which gave him a special scholarship. One of his classmates was Betty Joan Perske (later to become better known as Lauren Bacall), who would play an important role in launching his film career. Bacall later wrote that she "had a wild crush on Kirk," and they dated casually. But Kirk apparently found Bacall just too young for him. With Kirk still struggling to make a name for himself on the stage in New York, he enlisted in the

United States Navy in 1941 with his new legally changed name of Kirk Douglas. He was medically discharged for war injuries in 1944. After the war, Douglas returned to New York City and found work in radio, theater and commercials. Kirk married fellow actor Diana Dill in November 1943 and they had two sons, Michael in 1944 and Joel in 1947, before they divorced in 1951. Kirk had planned to remain a stage actor, until his friend Lauren Bacall, helped him get his first film role by recommending him to director Hal Wallis. Wallis's film, “The Strange Love of Martha Ivers” (1946), with Barbara Stanwyck, became Douglas's debut big screen appearance. Kirk's image as a tough guy was established in his eighth film, “Champion” (1949). For the film “Champion”, Kirk Douglas received his first Oscar nomination (of three in his career) and the film earned six nominations in all. Variety magazine called it "a stark, realistic study of the boxing rackets." From that film on, Kirk decided that to succeed as a star, he needed to ramp up his intensity, overcome his natural shyness, and choose stronger roles. Throughout the 1950s and 1960s, Douglas was a major box-office star, playing opposite most of the leading actresses of that era. He played a frontier peace officer in his first western “Along the Great Divide” (1951). He quickly became very comfortable with riding horses and playing gunslingers, and appeared in many westerns. In 1951, Douglas starred in “Detective Story”, which was nominated for four Academy Awards, including one for Lee Grant in her debut film. “The Bad and the Beautiful” (1952) earned Kirk his second

Oscar nomination. 1954 saw Kirk marry again to his current wife, Anne. They had two more children, Peter and Eric. 1954 also saw Kirk star in “20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.” In 1955, Kirk demonstrated his independent streak and broke his studio contract with Warner to gain total control over his movie roles, even forming his own movie company, Bryna Productions, named after his mother. Kirk quickly began producing his own films, as varied as “Paths of Glory” (1957) "The Vikings" (1958) “Spartacus” (1960), “Lonely are the Brave” (1962) and “Seven Days in May” (1964), all of which he starred in. Kirk totally changed gears for the role of Vincent van Gogh in “Lust for Life” (1956), directed by Vincent Minnelli and costarring Anthony Quinn. The role earned Kirk his third Oscar nomination. Douglas played military men in numerous films, including “Top Secret Affair” (1957), “Town Without Pity” (1961), “The Hook” (1963), “Seven Days in May” (1964), “In Harm's Way” (1965), “Is Paris Burning” (1966), “The Final Countdown” (1980). In 1982, Kirk starred in “The Man from Snowy River” which earned him great critical acclaim. Between 1970 and 2008, Douglas made nearly 40 movies and appeared on various television shows. In January 1996, Kirk suffered a severe stroke, impairing his ability to speak. With rigorous therapy, Kirk has managed to regain some speech but not fully. As Kirk celebrates his 100th birthday this year, he has a proud legacy, in the golden era of Hollywood to look back on. Happy 100th Birthday Kirk! Fred Jacobs is a full time resident of Puerto Vallarta and the author of three books.

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Pride Vallarta Events Celebrating it’s fourth year, Vallarta Pride wraps up this weekend with some fabulous and fun events. Drag Derby Thursday May 26| 6:00 pm - 10:00 pm @ Intersection of Pulpito and Olas Altas. Kick off of Vallarta Pride’s main weekend at this Block Party by placing your bet on your favorite Drag Queen then watch them compete to your complete enjoyment. This fundraiser for Amapas Neighborhood and the Pride Committee is sure to evoke uncontrolled laughter. Opening Party Thursday May26| 10:00 pm - 2:00 am @ La Alhambra Lounge . The Pride Committee is excited to welcome the newest bar to Puerto Vallarta’s Romantic Zone – Alhambra Lounge. Join us as they open their huge wooden doors for the Official Opening Party for Pride 2016! “Dance All Night” Gay Pride Concerts, PV Gay Men’s Chorus Friday May 27 | 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm “Dance All Night” with the Puerto Vallarta Gay Men’s Chorus in our 5th annual series of gay pride concerts. Celebrate our “1 Family” with your friends and the men of the chorus as we sing and dance to pop love songs and hits from musical theater. This year’s gay pride concerts will be at the Main Stage of Act II Entertainment Stages at 8 PM on Friday, May 27. Chanclifiesta by PINK&PROUD Friday May 27| 9:00 pm - 4:00 am @

Parque Parota, Zona Hotelera Norte. For the first time ever, all the rhythms, all the decades, for all the women! Pride Parade 2016 Saturday May 28 | 5:00 pm - 8:00 pm @ From the Sheraton Buganvilias to Malecon, to Lazaro Cardenas’ Park. Thousands of cheering, rainbow-clad LGBT supporters will flock to the cobblestone streets of Puerto Vallarta on Saturday afternoon, May 28th to celebrate gay pride in a monumental year for marriage equality. The three-kilometer parade starts promptly at 5PM in front of the Sheraton Buganvilias Resort and Convention Center and travels along the world-famous boardwalk to Lazaro Cardenas Park where parade-goers and participants will enjoy celebrity guests including Myriam Montemayor winner of the popular TV reality show “La Academia”, live entertainment, exhibitors and a food and beverage court. Idan Matalon, an Israeli video blogger, journalist, producer, model, business executive and one of the most popular YouTube LGBT personalities will serve as this year’s Parade Grand Marshall. Lazaro Cardenas Park Party Saturday May 29 | 6:00 pm - 11:00 pm @ Lazaro Cardenas Park. Lazaro Cardenas Park will be ground zero for the main festivities of this year’s Vallarta Pride. Highlights include on stage live shows, products and service exhibitors, food and beverage court and live DJ for dancing!

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Working with a Nutritionist

espite the plethora of fresh fruits, veggies and seafood in Puerto Vallarta, the weight can creep on with the excessive alcohol or taco consumption, and sitting in the beach chair all days doesn’t help either. So, when you seem to be yoyo dieting and not getting to your weight loss goal, or you are losing weight and then gaining it back faster than you put it on, it’s time for professional help. There are several ways to approach the problem. 1) Try a commercialized diet plan like Weight Watchers 2) Go to a “Diet Doctor” and receive some sort of pills, or shakes that work when you are taking them. 3) Consult with a nutritionist Here are the pros and cons of each of the above: Diet Plans PROS: They can be very flexible and adapted to many lifestyles, and some of them have pre-packaged foods as part of the

program. CONS: The commercialized diet plans are not tracked and supervised on a weekly basis. Basically they are self-monitored so if you are not losing weight, you might stop following the plan for lack of motivation. Also, do you really want to eat all those chemicals when you have fresh mango in your fridge? Diet Doctors PROS: This method can provide some people with a sense of “security” because the regiment is administered by a doctor, and sometimes, the doctor will perform blood tests to see what the underlying issue are. CONS: Going to a diet doctor can be a quick fix. Often, you will be given a calorie restricted meal plan along with pills and shakes or, sometimes, an injection. All of which work during the course of the regiment and stop working when you stop taking the prescribed products. Expensive, even

in Mexico and sometimes all is not as it seems. Be sure to research reputable clinics. Nutritionists PROS: Consulting with a nutritionist can be the best solution. A nutritionist will plan out and customize an appropriate meal plan based on your lifestyle, your height, weight, age and your activity level. This method will also provide careful and regular supervision, coaching, and motivation for the client to stay on course with their meal plan and encouragement when they need it. Nutritionists will take your food allergies, preferences, and family history into consideration. For long term results, working with a nutritionist is the best solution. CONS: No short cuts. Only sustainable, long term results. Which is tough when each day is a beach day, but you will feel better, live longer and thus, enjoy that many more beach days.

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Markets and More Weekly Events in Banderas Bay If you have an ongoing weekly event you’d like to add, email: editor@vallartatribune.com

TUESDAY City Walking Tours Tuesdays at 9am and 12 Walk with us around the city and get to know and enjoy all the colorful corners and streets of Puerto Vallarta. Ceviche and Aguachile Market Tuesdays at Los Muertos Pier 12-4pm Come and enjoy a variety of ceviche and aguachiles prepared by residents of Calle Francisca Rodriguez, merchants and restaurateurs of the region.

WEDNESDAY City Walking Tours Wednesdays at 9am and 12 Walk with us around the city and get to know and enjoy all the colorful corners and streets of Puerto Vallarta. Palm Ranch Volunteer Days 9 am to 1 pm - in Mezcales palmranchvolunteers@gmail.com for detailed information Artwalk 6-10pm until end of May in the historic centre of Vallarta. Art collectors, local residents and interested visitors are invited to discover the great variety and exceptional quality of art available in Puerto Vallarta.

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FRIDAY Marsol Market by the Pier, Old Town, Vallarta 10 - 2 Farmers and Craft Market SATURDAY Three Hens and a Rooster Market From 9am to 1pm, on Carranza 466, Old Town, Vallarta Farmers and Craft Market City Walking Tours Saturdays at 9am Walk with us around the city and get to know and enjoy all the colorful corners and streets of Puerto Vallarta. SUNDAY Live Music in the Main Plaza, Vallarta – 6pm

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Three Hens & a Rooster Market News

by Marcia Blondin

he Fabulous Fabric Fellows have added two new and brightly coloured items to their fabulous fabric inventory: embroidered purses and cushion covers from Chiapas. The inside of their boutique is stunning and overflowing with colour and rich fabrics. Making a decision will be difficult, believe me. Bill Kelly spends hours scouring sources for his unique apron fabrics; designed for men

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IFC’s Cleft Palate Program For thirty years IFC has been providing free medical care to children in this area who have cleft palates. Throughout those years surgeons and nurses have donated their time and expertise to this program. The medical team has also received wonderful support and hospitality from homeowners and local restaurants.

Thank you – Muchas gracias! www.ifcvallarta.com 322-222-5466

and women. Talk to Bill if you have an idea or a colour-scheme to match or complement. It is also getting to be cooling-tie-season for you and your dogs. If you want to drop your body temperature immediately get yourself an attractive, 100% cotton cooling tie and match up one for your pooch. Corazon de Niña has opened their Deli at last. They are open to the public from 6:30 am to 2:30 pm, Monday through Friday and during Market hours on Saturday until 2 pm. Their product line will grow with demand and for their opening day, they offered fresh tortillas, lots of gluten-free products, salsas, granola, and cheesecake. The kids make everything by hand under the guidance of C de N’s director Melissa. Buying products from them provide more than just much-needed income to support the children – some who come from horrific home situations. It also provides them with a hands-on business operation that runs daily and has to be scheduled around school and house work. The 30-plus kids are working together to provide products for you and invaluable lessons are being learned for themselves. Gloria Sue is back! A new summer Jewish-Comfort-Food- menu in tow.

A dear friend of mine, Frank Meyer, was sad he couldn’t get Gloria Sue’s matzoth ball soup. But wait! He can…if he (or you!) buy a pot full. Order ahead and make your freezer happy. Lisa Love’s boutique should be open soon. She is next door to me so if you find Mimi, the purple mannequin leaning against the bar; you will find Lisa and therefore me! I am adding weekly to my inventory and like my new line of earrings – Mixtos – there is too much going on to list what I have in my boutique so you’ll just have to drop in. Speaking of dropping in…Oliver from the OliBlues Band, brought his harmonica, plugged in, and blew everybody away in the Market with his joyous playing and wonderful voice. We danced. We clapped, we added to the Tip Jar. Oliver plans to return next Saturday around 10 am so please come, have Todd make you a cup of coffee, buy some pastry, sit and/or dance…just don’t spill your coffee. Three Hens & a Rooster Market is every Saturday 9 am to 1 pm on upper Venustiano Carranza 466 between Jacarandas Street and El Brujo restaurant, across the street from the ice factory. On Facebook: Tres Gallinas y un Gallo – Three Hens and a Rooster.

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22 UPCOMING EVENTS If you have an event you would like to publicize, please email editor@vallartatribune.com. Restaurant Week (May 15- 31) This culinary celebration is a community event where over 40 restaurants from the Riviera Nayarit and Puerto Vallarta come together to create a specially approved prix fixe menu during the entire two weeks in order to extend the region’s high season and promote its many amazing gastronomical delights. Vallarta Pride (May 16-30) For the fourth consecutive year, Puerto Vallarta, is the proud home of Vallarta PRIDE, scheduled to take place from May 16th to 30th, 2016, under the motto “We are one family.” The most important pride LGBTTIQ festival in the region will host several events that include: art, culture, concerts, entertainment, movies, parties, grand gay pride parade and fun for everyone. vallartapride.com/ Riviera Nayarit Mountain Bike (May 28) The mountains of Higuera Blanca is the meeting place for over 300 riders who will gather for a tour along one of the most scenic and fun routes of the domestic Lijacim race; with its 26 categories, it has something to offer every kind of mountain bike enthusiast.

June’s Events in the Riviera Nayarit There is something for everyone this month in Mexico’s Pacific Treasure, including Navy Day, the 56th San Blas Fishing Tournament, the Guayabitos Motofiesta, the Riviera Fest VW in La Cruz, the celebration of the Batalla de Santos (Battle of the Saints) in Mexcaltitán and the Texas Music Festival in Nuevo Vallarta. The events around Riviera Nayarit June will take place in different locations from Nuevo Vallarta all the way to the Isla de Mexcaltitán. Navy Day (June 1) A grand military parade will take over the historic Puerto de San Blas, Rincón de Guayabitos and La Cruz de Huanacaxtle by land and by sea, in order to commemorate the armed forces that protect and serve the Mexican nation.   56th Annual San Blas International Sport Fishing Tournament (June 1-5) One of the Riviera Nayarit’s signature events, the San Blas International Sport Fishing Tournament celebrates its 55th year of adrenaline-pumping moments for lovers of deep-sea fishing. http://www.clubdepescadeportivatepic.com/.   Guayabitos Motofiesta (June 3-5) This event was born of the desire to give motorcycle enthusiasts a place where they can show off their spectacular machines to the general public and enjoy time together. http://www.motofiestaguayabitos.com/#.   VW Riviera Fest (June 19) La Cruz de Huanacaxtle is another magnet for classic and modified Volkies. Over 150 vehicles will be displayed at the Marina Riviera Nayarit during this family-friendly event. https://www.facebook.com/ clubwagenvolks/likes.   Batalla de Santos in Mexcaltitán (June 29) This patron saint feast commemorating saints Peter and Paul includes one of the most iconic traditional ceremonies on the Isla de Mexcaltitán, the birthplace of Mexican heritage: a pilgrimage that emulates the Mexicas, or Aztecs, who left Aztlán to establish the great city of Tenochtitlán. http:// www.santiago-ixcuintla.gob.mx/.   Texas Music Festival (TBD) This Texas-sized cultural and musical festival returns, bringing with it dozens of Texan artists and plenty of visitors who flock to Nuevo Vallarta to celebrate the traditions of the Lone Star State.

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Non - Profit and Charitable Organizations For visitors to Puerto Vallarta who wish to support the less privileged in our paradise, this is a list of some of the many organizations that could benefit from such kind gestures. If you would like your organization recognized here, please email details to editor@vallartatribune.com. Acción En La Cruz aid residents of La Cruz de Huanacaxtle by providing provisions in exchange for community services performed.landon5120. wix.com/accionenlacruz Alcoholics Anonymous: In English Puerto Vallarta Alanon Club - Basilio Badillo 329 recoverpv.com Amazing Grace Missions Assisting families in Magisterio & Progreso with necessities and job training and English. slw2014nv@gmail.com American Legion Post 14: raises resources and manpower to improve facilities needing building maintenance americanlegion14.org Amigos del Magisterio - Food delivered directly to workers at the PV dump, their families and schools in Magisterio and Volcanes. Also, food to New Beginnings, Pasitos de Luz, and Caritas. 100% of donations to the people, no overhead.amigosdelmagisterio.com lysephilrioux@ hotmail.com Asilo San Juan Diego Home

for the Elderly - Contact: Lupita Sanchez Covarrubias 222-1257 or malupita88@hotmail.com or mexonline.com\asilosanjuandiego.htm Asociación Down - Assistance to persons with Down’s Syndrome – Contact: Ana Eisenring at 224-9577. Banderas Bay Women’s Shelter - Safe shelter for women & children victims of domestic violence. compassionforthefamily.org Becas Vallarta, A.C. – Provides scholarships to high school and university students. Tax-deductible in Mexico and USA. Polly Vicars at (322) 223-1371 or Buri Gray at (322) 221-5285. CANICA - Centre for Children with Cancer. Provides aid for treatment and services including transportation to GDL. Contact Director, Evelia Basañes 322-123-5688. Casa Hogar - A shelter for orphaned, abandoned, disadvantaged or vulnerable children. Luz Aurora Arredondo at 221 1908, casahogar_maximocor nejo@ hotmail.com Centro Comunitario SETACGLBT – Services the GLBT community, including treatment and referrals, education, English classes, HIV testing and counseling. Paco Arjona 224-1974 Clinica de Rehabilitación Santa Barbara - Rehabilitation of the handicapped.

Contact: Laura Lopez Portillo Rodriguez at 224-2754. COLINA Spay and Neuter Clinic - Free and by-donation sterilization clinic in Old Town. Only open Saturdays, Contact: cez@rogers. com or 322-104-6609 CompassionNet Impact – Transforming the lives of people living in chronic poverty. Job creation, education, emergency & more. Tax-deductible. Cell: (322) 133-7263 or ric@4compassion.org Corazon de Nina A safe, loving, home-environment for 40+ children and youth rescued from high-risk situations. Donations & volunteers always welcome! Totally self-funded. www.fundacioncorazon.mx Cruz Roja (Red Cross) Handles hospital and emergency service in Vallarta. It is the only facility that is authorized to offer assistance to injured people on the street. Contact: 222-1533, 222-4973 Desayunos para los Niños de Vallarta A.C. Feeding programs, education programs, day care centers for single mothers. 2234311 or 22225 72 Discapacitados de Vallarta, A.C. (DIVAC) association of handicapped individuals dedicated to helping one another. Ivan Applegate at 221-5153.

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Christ Church by the Sea Worldwide Anglican Communion

Services Sunday 10:00 a.m. Air-conditioned Now! Services held each Sunday year around English-Traditional Holy Communion All faiths welcome-Casual Dress Across from airport, northbound service road next to Sixt and Thrifty Car Rental Blvd. Fco. Medina 7936, Puerto Vallarta Questions? Call Father Michael cell: 044-322-303-3916 e mail kpadresoy@outlook.com

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