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tirelessly to instigate social reform for the mentally ill. She documented conditions, published papers, met with politicians, and worked with committees to draft new laws.

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• Illinois opened their first mental asylum as a direct result of her efforts. The institute that was built in Raleigh, North Carolina was named in her honor. Pennsylvania followed shortly afterwards and opened an asylum in Harrisburg.

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• In 1854 she guided the Bill for the Benefit of the Indigent Insane through the United States Congress, which provided funds to build more asylums across the country. Although it was passed with broad support from both houses of Congress, the bill was vetoed by President Franklin Pierce, who felt that the federal government should not be involved in social welfare, which was the responsibility of the states.

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• In 1881, Dix moved into the New Jersey State Hospital, which she had founded 40 years earlier. The state legislature designated a suite for her private use as long as she lived. She died on July 17, 1887.

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• In 1841 she began teaching Sunday school at a women’s prison in Massachusetts, where she was horrified by the appalling treatment the prisoners were subjected to – especially the inmates who suffered from mental illnesses.

It upset her that the mentally ill were housed alongside felons, which she felt was unfair. The prison had no heat and she immediately went to court in order to secure heat for the prison. This kicked off a life-long devotion to social reform.

• Angry over the rejection of the bill, Dorothea traveled to Scotland and then to Nova Scotia where she continued her work. She mercilessly exposed the enormous disparity between public and private hospitals. After visiting with Pope Pius IX, he was moved to order the construction of a new hospital for the mentally ill.

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HOSPITAL VISITS (from page one) dark. In some areas, power was not restored for more than 12 hours. Coincidentally, nine months later hospitals in that entire area noted a sharp increase in the number of maternity admissions.

• A psychic suffering from persistent headaches was admitted to the hospital for a CT-scan.

The dye they used, she said, made her believe her head was going to explode. Afterwards she found her psychic powers had disappeared, and she sued the hospital. Although the jury awarded her nearly $1 million, the judge threw out the verdict.

• Janos Pek of Hungary had been confined to a hospital bed for 11 years after an accident left him paralyzed and mute. In 1975, he was listening to the opening game of the soccer season on the radio. When the announcer described the tripping of a player on Pek’s favorite team, Pek shouted, “Penalty!” It was the first word he had spoken in over a decade. Though he remained paralyzed, he spoke normally afterwards.

• A doctor who spoke limited Spanish was rushed to a car in the ER parking lot to find a Spanish woman in the process of giving birth. Wanting to tell the woman to push he started yelling “Puta! Puta! Puta!” At this the grandmother started to cry and the baby’s father had to be restrained. What the doctor should have been saying was “Puja!” (Push!). Instead, he was saying, “Whore! Whore! Whore!”

• Abie Goldberry was goalie on a Canadian junior ice hockey team in 1930. In the back pocket of his hockey shorts he kept a book of matches and a plastic comb. When a puck from a hard shot struck his back pocket, the friction caused the matches to ignite, melting the comb and setting his pants on fire. While he was being treated at a local hospital his team lost 7 - 0.

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with her and Nirvana front man, Kurt Cobain’s child, he was in the drug rehab wing at the same hospital. Courtney shocked her doctors by walking out of the delivery room to get Cobain wandering the the street weeping, but she only out of his room. She yelled at him “You are not 1. What’s proper babbled incoherently. She was ultimately sent2. Wh leaving me alone to do this by myself!” Cobain ADVERTISING PROOF scientificHOSPITAL nameVISITS: for the joined her in the delivery room, but when the Turn to page 15 tra MON., AUG. 6 baby’s head appeared, he vomited andFinal passed Changes DUE: 5:00 p moment that the spring firs out.

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Landlords have 27 – Aug 2 might be surprised to learn that the drug insiders like to call “vertical transportation.” trouble renting space in buildings with very was developed through research spurred Pageand 7 lose revenue in the long slow elevators, • Traction elevators are suspended by (usually by a fungus found growing on the golf run. An extreme example is the Bronx Famisix to eight) high-strength suspension cables. shoe of a botanist. ly Court in New York. The stairs had been By design, any one of the cables should be closed in 2007 due to security concerns, and able to support 125 percent of the the full  If you’re a centenarian, you might the building’s aging elevators kept breaking weight of the car. This is a built-in safety feawant to consider moving to New Mexico.

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I was proud of myself, but I work at a grain elevator in a small town and discovered that my new degree meant nothing to my employer. So it has done me no good. Now I face all the student loans. I just discovered that it will take 30 years to pay off my $71,000 in school loans.

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Thanks. -- Rick, email.

DEAR RICK: From what you’ve told me, it appears the steps you’re taking are exactly what I would advise: Keep your payments current, stop using the cards, buckle down, and do whatever you must do to get these things paid off as quickly as possible.

My only caution is that the DMP you’re considering should be with a reputable credit counseling organization that is certified by NFCC (National Foundation for Credit Counseling).

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Reviewing PTSD Claims for Sexual Assault

Congresswoman Chellie Pingree asked the Department of Veterans Affairs to review PTSD claims that had been turned down, claims submitted by survivors of sexual assault while in the military. The VA agreed, but dragged its feet about notifying victims of a change in policy.

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Many of the responses to sexual assault can lead to PTSD if untreated: trouble sleeping, trouble with attention and memory, abusing alcohol and drugs, feeling numb and more.

If you have PTSD due to sexual assault and filed a claim for benefits, your initial claim was no doubt turned down.

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In many cases, the VA ignored “secondary markers,” which are evidence an assault occurred.

These include records from law enforcement or rape crisis centers, tests for sexually transmitted diseases, episodes of depression or anxiety, and substance abuse.

You can ask for a re-evaluation of your denied claim by calling the VA at 1-800-827-1000.

Also on Pingree’s site are links to VA Form 21-4138 and VA Form 21-0187A, statements in support of your claim.

Meanwhile, you don’t have to wait on the VA’s decision to get counseling for PTSD. Get more information at www.ptsd.va.gov.

Pingree also wants to hear from you about your experience with the review process of your claim.

Scroll to the bottom of her web page and leave your comments. If you prefer to send a letter, call her Washington, D.C., office at 202-225-6116 for a mailing address. She really does want to help.

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Anytime I write a column about proposals for Social Security reform, as I did a couple weeks ago, I know my email inbox will be filled with readers’ ideas for “fixing” Social Security. They usually involve each reader’s particular pet peeve when it comes to the Social Security program. Here are some examples.

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I will tell you how you can fix Social Security tomorrow: stop paying benefits to divorced women. With the divorce rate so high in this countr y, these women must be bleeding the system dr y. No wonder Social Security has problems. And besides, most of these women don’t deser ve those benefits in the first place.

They never paid into the program. They are simply mooching money from their ex-husband’s account and from the taxpayers who support the system today.

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Let me guess: You went through an acrimonious divorce and now you’ve got an ex-wife collecting divorced spouse’s benefits on your Social Security account. Am I right?

You said, “These women don’t deserve benefits.” I’d like you to tell that to a woman who was married for 30 years to some guy -- cooked his meals and washed his underwear, raised his kids and put up with his meandering ways -- only to find herself dumped at the age of 55 and replaced with a much younger woman. You really don’t think she deserves any of her husband’s Social Security?

Now I will admit that there are a few women out there who were not angels themselves and who might be getting Social Security benefits from some guy to whom they were married for only a little over 10 years (the minimum amount of time necessary to qualify for divorced spouse’s benefits).

But I’d be willing to bet there are far more women in the first category than in the second. And how would you really differentiate between the two?

Do you think the government should set up some kind of morality board to decide which divorced women deserve benefits and which women don’t?

Sorry pal, but your idea doesn’t have any merit. * * *

Q: I have a way to solve Social Security’s long-range problems: Get rid of the disability program and force these freeloaders to get off of welfare and get back in the work force!

A: So a guy who has worked and paid taxes all his life and then has a series of heart attacks at age 58 and goes on disability should get off of his welfare mooching butt and go back to work, huh?

And a woman who ran a small beauty parlor for 30 years until she contracted breast cancer at age 60 and started getting Social Security disability is a freeloader? Gosh buddy, maybe you can qualify for disability benefits because of that huge chip you’re carrying on your shoulder!

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They also tend to think of Social Security disability as a form of welfare. It is not. To qualify, a person must work and pay Social Security taxes for a specified period of time (that depends on his or her age). The only difference between Social Security retirement and Social Security disability is that to qualify for the former, you must be at least age 62, and to qualify for the latter, you must be severely disabled and unable to work.

As I’ve explained hundreds of times in this column, millions of Americans confuse the Social Security disability program with the Supplemental Security Income disability program. To reiterate: Social Security disability is a regular Social Security benefit. SSI disability, however, is a welfare program that has nothing to do with Social Security and isn’t paid for with Social Security taxes. You could kick all of the five million or so recipients off of the SSI disability program tomorrow, and it would have absolutely no impact on Social Security financing. * * *

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I say we stop paying benefits to children. If a guy has kids, he should be forced to take care of them. He shouldn’t expect the Social Security system to do it.

A:

The vast majority of kids who get Social Security dependent’s benefits are getting those monthly payments on the account of a parent who has died. I’m going to assume you don’t have any problem with that.

My hunch is your gripe is with those kids who get dependent child’s benefits on the account of a parent who is receiving Social Security disability benefits or, in much rarer situations, the minor children of retirees. (Yes, there are a few retirees out there who have children under the age of 18 at home.)

All I can tell you is that the payment of these benefits has been a fundamental tenet of Social Security almost since the first days of the program. Social Security was set up to partially replace the income a person loses when he or she retires or becomes disabled. Obviously, part of a worker’s income prior to retirement or disability was used to support his or her dependent spouse and minor children. So part of his or her Social Security benefits are also used to do the same.

People are always looking for easy ways to

“fix” Social Security. The ideas presented here are examples of that. Believe me, if there was an easy fix to Social Security, Congress would have done it a long time ago. The reason reform is so difficult is because, inevitably, the solutions will mean that current or future retiree’s benefits will have to be cut; or current or future worker’s taxes will have to be raised.

If you have a Social Security question, Tom Margenau has the answer. Contact him at thomas.margenau@ comcast.net. To find out more about Tom Margenau and to read past columns and see features from other Creators Syndicate writers and cartoonists, visit the Creators Syndicate website at www.creators.com.

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Hole out more short putts

The tricky thing about putting is that you’re seldom going to have a straight and level putt into ou’re not always or the cup. Breaking putts are sometimes difficult to nto the hole. These sink since you have to consider two variables: the hole out since you speed of the ball, and the slope that will always ball will be rolling as influence its direction. e slope that is going I believe it’s more important to focus on speed since speed dictates the amount of break the ball speed since speed will take in the roll. A faster moving ball will have take in the putt. A less break than a slower one, and a downhill putt an a slower moving will take less stroke than an uphill one. art off by pacing off Let’s give ourselves two speeds to work with ur head, one or two on our sloping putt: Exact speed, and one step s determine whether ook at the putt from past the hole. ball and a down hill With exact speed you are calculating that the look at the putt from Hole Out More Short Putts ball will have just enough roll to trickle into the how aggressive you hole.

The slower speed The tricky thing about putting is that you’re not always in or if the putt is up hill seldom ever going this to haveputt a straight putt into the hole.

These means you will breaking putts are sometimes difficult to hole out since you side hill or down hill have allow the maxihave to calculate two things; to the speed the for ball will be rolling as it nears the hole and the amount of tilt in the slope that is going mum amount to influence the direction the ball is rolling. of influence ou will putt with, lets I feel that it is more important to focus speed since the slope willonhave on speed the dictates the amount of break the ball will take in the putt. A he putt aggressively direction that the ball will faster moving ball will have less break than a slower moving eet behind the hole. ball. To figure out the speed of the putt start off by pacing off roll. You want to putt for a your putt and give yourself a number in your head, one or two ject behind the hole steps from the hole.point The next just thing toshort do is determine of thewhether cup so you will want to the putt is up hill or down hill than take a look at the putt from Aiming for a spot behind the hole and allow the slope feed the low side; an up hill putt from behind the ball and ato down hill be sure to keep the hole. When you take a look at the putt from is a good strategy for holing short putts putt from behind thethe ball into the hole. ur finish. The faster the low side, that will help you determine how aggressive you will want to play the putt.

I would say that if the extra” putt is up hill The “one step than a ball that is than play more aggressive. If the putt is side hill or down hill speed calls for a more than putt more conservatively.

Now that you have agressive figured out the speed you willtoward putt with, lets stroke a lope than the slower focus on direction. If you are going to play the putt aggressively than putt for an object that isyou a couple of feet behindbehind the hole. a good play. Exact point establish (as seen in the photo) By putting for an object behind the hole ckle into the hole on the asforce illustrated into you will be hitting the putthole, with more so you will want Aiming for a spot behind the hole play less break. Tothe provide more force be sure to the keep the eed you will want to for afor spot photo.

Because isAiming a good strategy holingbehind short putts handle of the putter moving through to your finish. The faster the hole is a good strategy n allow the slope to ball in that thisis moving ball will not take is as rolling much breakfaster than a ball for holing shorter putts.

If there is a ball on the fringe and a ball traveling at exact speed. willhillwant totheplay If you are putting onputt a side you hill or down slope than slower try this strategyinfor moving ball or whatless I call “exact speed” is aprovide good play. Exact the bunker, your opponent’s ball is in speed break.

To more force in this stroke basically means that the ball will trickle into the hole on you want to keep handle of the putter moving its last rotation. When putting for exact speed youthe will want to the bunker. If both balls are in the bun-putt for an object short of the hole and than allow the slope to through to your finish. feed the ball into the hole. as a 2007-2008ker, Top your opponent’s is in the footprint.

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