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and skin black using berries, soot, and silver nitrate and got a job as a black laundress in a Confederate camp. She just happened to be standing next to a Confederate officer when a packet of important papers fell out of his pocket unnoticed, and she safely delivered the valuable information to her Union superiors.

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• You might be surprised to learn that only 3 percent of all mammal species actually mate for life.

• If you’re an average person having an average dream, it will last about 20 minutes.

• It was Irishman Cedric Gibbons who designed the Oscar statuette given to the recipients of the annual Academy Awards.

Interestingly, Gibbons moved to Hollywood and worked for MGM as an art director and set designer, and his work earned him 11 of the Oscars that he himself designed.

• Those who study such things say that bats always turn to the left when exiting a cave.

• You probably think you know that bears love honey -- after all, popular culture is full of images of bears going after a hive. The bears do, in fact, eat the honey, but they’re really after the bees, their pupae and their larvae.

• There are more than 2,000 species of plants that contain some form of cyanide.

• If you are a logophile, you might know that the word “obstreperous” means “noisy and difficult to control.” You probably don’t realize, though, that the noun most likely to follow the word “obstreperous” is “teenager.”

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Pleased as punch.

• The “Punch” in question is not the tropical fruitdrink, but the character from the classic “Punch and Judy” puppet show. The traditional Punch and Judy were a married couple who argued constantly and ultimately hit each other with clubs. Unlike the TV movies of today, Punch always ended up the winner in these battles, and his obvious pleasure at his victories led to the expression we use today.

Turn over a new leaf.

• In this case, we’re not referring to the leaves we rake up in the Autumn, but rather the pages of a book. The metaphor of turning a page to begin a new chapter in a book is used to describe a fresh start in one’s life.

Think outside the box.

• It is believed that this phrase originated in the horse-trading world. As a horse ages, its gums recede; so the “longer” the teeth in a horse’s mouth appear to be, the older the animal.

By the seat of your pants.

• When you’re forced to do something “by the seat of our pants,” it means you’re unprepared and are just going by instinct. The phrase has its roots in aviation, and refers to a pilot having to maneuver the aircraft without the benefit of instruments. He has to guide the plane simply by “feeling,” noting vibrations and sudden twists and turns – most of which he’d first feel in the seat area of his pants.

Mad as a hatter.

• There was a time when milliners used a mercury solution in the manufacture of felt hats. Unfortunately, they weren’t aware that the metal was highly toxic. Considering the poor ventilation in the workshops of that era, it’s not surprising that many hat makers suffered from the symptoms of mercury poisoning (trembling, slurred speech, loss of coordination) after inhaling the fumes all day.

Peanut gallery.

• Many believe that Buffalo Bob of Howdy Doody fame coined this phrase, but it actually dates back to the days of vaudeville. Theaters were traditionally divided into three sections: orchestra (ground floor seats near the stage), balcony (one level up), and gallery (nosebleed section). The “unrefined” types who sat in the gallery didn’t think twice about throwing their concession snacks (usually roasted peanuts) at the stage if unhappy with the performance.

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• It was noted wit, playwright, essayist and poet Oscar Wilde who made the following sage observation: “A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.”

• If you’re heading to the state of Washington with mischief on your mind, you’ll need to keep in mind this state law: “A motorist with criminal intentions (must) stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he (or she) is entering the town.” I’ll bet that one has been really effective in stopping crime.

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• Levan, Utah, is “navel” spelled backwards. It was so named because it is in the middle of the state.

• Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

• The slowest moving bird is the hummingbird which when it hovers moves at 0 miles per hour. They are also the only birds that can fly backwards at a negative speed.

OOPS! • So much mail was being sent to Mount Tabor, South Carolina, when it was intended to go to Mount Tabor, North Carolina, that residents in South Carolina dropped the Mount from their name and spelled Tabor backwards to become the town of Robat.

• A palindrome is a word, sentence or number that reads the same forwards as backwards.Here are some fun examples: Mom; Kayak; Racecar; Rats live on no evil star; Too bad - I hid a boot; A man, a plan, a canal – Panama!

BACKWARDS MOVIES • The Tarzan yell is based on a yodel Johnny Weissmuller learned from his father as a child.

The yodel is played backwards and speeded up to three times its normal rate.

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Do you ever wonder why? The answer is clear when you consider “Stressed” spelled backwards is “Desserts”!

• Many people are passionate about their drinking water - and some vehemently swear bottled is better than regular. (Which puts a smile on the faces of those who market and sell it). It’s interesting to note that Evian brand water is ‘naïve’ spelled backwards.

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dering where I could go to catch up on previous seasons that I missed. -- Priscilla J., via e-mail

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Crackle, the relatively new entertainment network, has added the critically acclaimed legal thriller to its lineup. Through 2014, you can watch the first four seasons at crackle.com/c/damages. Crackle offers hundreds of full-length, unedited, on-demand movies and TV series, and is completely free across multiple platforms and services. ***

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I’ve read all of “The Mortal Instruments” books by Cassandra Clare, and I can’t wait to see “City of Bones” when it opens Aug. 21. I’m intrigued by Godfrey Gao, who plays my favorite character in the series, Magnus Bane.

Can you tell me a little about him? -Gina W., San Francisco

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Godfrey Gao, who was born in Taiwan and grew up in Vancouver, Canada, is excited to be a part of this movie, although when he was cast, he didn’t know just how big the book series is.

When we spoke recently, he told Godfrey Gao me: “At first I didn’t know what the movie was about, only they were looking for an Asian character. So, I picked up the books myself, and I started reading them. I started reading about my character and it was really, really interesting, and it kept me on my toes the whole time reading it. And now, obviously, I’m a big fan as well. This is my first English feature.”

Preparing for the role of Magnus -- the cross-dressing, 800-year-old powerful warlock -was no easy task, as Godfrey revealed: “Preparing for Magnus was pretty stressful for me, because this character is really mysterious. This is definitely an out-of-the-ordinary character for me, where I get to put makeup on, and glitter and nail polish, and wear crazy outfits. When I first got the makeup on, I was just like, ‘Man, what have I gotten myself into?’

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What’s behind your closet door? Orderly rows of shoes, stacks of folded T-shirts and hanging clothes arranged by color and season? Or do you have a situation that could be declared a ® national disaster? If the latter, you might ask the president for federal disaster relief funds, or you

by Mary Hunt could just get organized.

Knowing you would feel guilty taking funds from tornado victims, here are simple steps to find calm in all that chaos. By the way, these same principles for organizing a clothes closet apply to linen or utility closets, too.

Step One: Remove Everything. This lets you see exactly the space you have to work with.

Prepare to be shocked by the pile of stuff that came out of that closet.

Step Two: Now that you can see the light of day, give that closet a good cleaning from top to bottom. Follow with a fresh coat of white paint.

Step Three: Separate the items you removed. Most people hate this step because it means getting rid of everything you do not use or wear. But there’s no way you could get all of this back into the closet, so buck up, and let’s get this job done. Label three containers:

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Be brutally harsh. If it doesn’t fit today, it’s not likely to fit any time soon. Get rid of it. If in doubt, do not put it into this bin.

Sell or Donate: Clothes and other items that are not right for you (as evidenced by the fact that you never wear them) but still have a useful life for someone else should go into this bin. What you consider ugly may be perfect to someone else. Take them to a consignment store or arrange soon to hold a yard sale. Consider donating your good used items to the Salvation Army or Goodwill. You may get a tax break, but more than that, you will feel good. Put all of these items in the garage or back of the car.

Throw Away: Clothes and shoes that are worn out, hopelessly stained, broken or in some other state of calamity go into this bin. Work quickly to ease the pain. Empty this bin often to keep the process moving.

Step Four: Divide the “Keep bin” by season, type and use. If possible, store out-of-season items in another place in your home. Next, separate your work or professional clothes from your casual attire. Now, divide each pile into common-wear and infrequent-wear, arranging them so the items you wear most often are the most handy.

Step Five: Use closet organizers. At the minimum you need a sturdy shoe rack, good hangers and shelves, in addition to your standard hanging rod. Investing in a few good organizational pieces will make organizing your closet -- and keeping it organized -- a snap!

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Scanned Claims Not Up to Speed

The Department of Veterans Affairs has converted more than 30 percent of disability claims into digital files, according to a recent VA report. So far, 165 million pages have been scanned and uploaded by contractor Systems Made Simple from paper, photos, faxes, DVDs and flash drives.

Those files now are at the fingertips of claims raters, and finishing up claims should move along faster. But results so far are mixed, and success in speeding up the process depends on the region of the country. Here are a few locations compared with a few months ago:

--White River Junction, Vt., had 834 veterans waiting an average of 239 days. Wait time for first claims was at 559 days. Now there are 869 veterans waiting an average of 193 days, with 525 of them over the 125-day mark and 183 waiting over one year.

First-time claim average wait is still 559 days.

--Lincoln, Neb., had 2,560 veterans, with 695

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Cars, dognappers, Animal Control... Unless you live on a large plat in Montana, your pup will undoubtedly benefit from a leash or a fence when cavorting in the great outdoors.

“Off-leash” has become a common and questionable addition to the dog-owner’s vernacular. Offleash parks, off-leash trails, off-leash beaches, off-leash walks... Why do I find “off-leash” so off-putting?

In short, it’s dangerous.

I once had a client express concern about a woman who frequently walked her dog in his neighborhood. This woman would drape the leash around her neck, and her dog would walk -- off-leash -- beside her.

The dog was a large mixed breed, and my client had a dachshund with a bad habit of barking at the big guys. The problem was that my client wasn’t convinced this woman had any control over her very powerful dog. According to him, she would frantically try to hook the leash to its collar when she saw other dogs or people approaching. Even after she got her dog “onleash,” the big guy would pull and lurch, all but dragging her along in his dust -- a canine disaster waiting to happen.

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Answer: Wherever dogs gather ... off-leash.

The best thing you can do for your pooch is be in control of his immediate environment. This means a leash or a fence when he isn’t inside.

Frankly, I don’t get the hype about off-leash. I don’t know about your dog, but mine exhibit nothing short of joy when I bring out the leash. No fear, no hostility, no evidence of any long-harbored resentment at being consistently harnessed and shackled to me during most of our outdoor excursions. “Most” because there are exceptions.

Again, those fences.

A fenced backyard is a great place for an offleash romp. An unfenced or improperly fenced backyard, though?

Here’s a story that’ll break your heart.

“Our dog was hit by a car on Saturday, and I am overwhelmed with grief from the loss of her. I loved that dog so much.

“We recently bought a home and moved into CASEY’S CORNER: Turn to page 10

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Hoopla Not Withstanding, Generic Drugs Best Choice

Whom do you trust to provide you with information about medications? Is it an advertisement on TV? Information you receive in the mail or on the Internet? Let’s hope your doctor is the one person who assures that you get the most effective medication at the best possible price. Unless there is compelling evidence that a newer or more expensive medication is more effective, the tried and true generic with a reliable record of benefits and side effects is prescribed.

Last year, 84 percent of prescriptions were for generic drugs, compared with 80 percent in 2011, according to the IMS Institute for Healthcare Informatics. According to the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA), in the last decade, generic drugs have saved the nation’s health care system more than $931 billion.

In the past three years the most extensively used medications to lower cholesterol, treat hypertension, Alzheimer’s, erectile dysfunction and depression have become generic. As a consequence, in 2012, for the first time ever, we spent less on prescription medications than in the previous year. The actual decrease was only 1 percent or $325.7 million. And according to a report in The New York Times, a further decrease of 1.5 percent has occurred in recent months.

Generic use has increased and patents for the most valuable medications have expired, and so have billions of dollars in pharmaceutical company profits. And despite an incredibly creative research enterprise, breakthrough medications that will make dramatic improvements in the treatment of disease are fewer and more difficult to develop.

Sadly, there is a downside to the extensive use of generics. To continue to make an adequate profit, as well as to assure the resources needed for new product development, there have been substantial price increases on brand name medications to treat complex diseases such as cancer and rheumatoid arthritis. And as the population ages and these diseases become more prevalent, pharmaceutical costs are predicted to soar despite the continued use of generics for common illnesses.

To foster more use of branded drugs, a massive marketing effort is underway to persuade the public to discuss the use of these medications with their doctors. In advertisements, actress Sally Field says she trusts her bones to Boniva, the once-monthly medication to treat osteoporosis. If you have drug insurance, the co-payment may be small but the monthly cost of Boniva varies from $150 to $300. For the Medicare population, the actual amount spent on drugs in your plan often will reach the “doughnut hole” more rapidly. As the total cost of the drug becomes the patient’s responsibility, some medications may become prohibitively expensive. So why not consider treating osteoporosis with the generic Alendronate that costs $10 for a three-month supply? The benefits and side effects are essentially equivalent to Boniva; the only apparent downside to Alendronate is that it is taken weekly rather than monthly.

The Boniva advertisements are among hundreds that pepper the airways and appear in print media. You may note that while advertisements for Cialis to treat erectile dysfunction are everywhere, promotions for Viagra have melted away as the drug is now generic and substantially cheaper.

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This means using generics whenever possible. Understand that generics are regulated by the FDA, must meet rigorous standards, must contain the same dosage and be proved without question to have the same benefits as the branded medication. Anyone who believes that the branded drug will be more effective, less dangerous and have fewer impurities is incorrect.

One other consideration: what to do about price differences between the costs paid for a drug in the United States compared to elsewhere in the world. Even within the United States, the cost of a particular medication varies depending on whether you obtain it through the Department of Veterans Affairs, Medicare, Medicaid or private insurance.

Of course, those without insurance often pay the most.

Obviously there are continued opportunities to scale back on drug costs without affecting quality care. Sadly, the providers of these beneficent drugs are steered by boards of directors and lobbyist advisers whose wishes are sometimes not compatible with the general welfare.

Dr. David Lipschitz is the author of the book “Breaking the Rules of Aging.” To find out more about Dr. David Lipschitz and read features by other Creators Syndicate writers and cartoonists, visit the Creators Syndicate Web page at www. creators.com. More information is available at: DrDavidHealth. com. COPYRIGHT 2013 CREATORS.COM

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CASEY’S CORNER (from page 9) it in early June. There is a hill in our backyard, and we were concerned that Lucy could jump the fence. We planned to have a new fence built, but after “testing” Lucy, we didn’t think she would jump it.

“On the 4th of July, we left the house, not even thinking about the fireworks. On the way home, we saw the fireworks and I panicked, wondering whether Lucy was scared. She was gone when we got home, but thank God someone had found her and picked her up and called us. She said she almost hit her.

“My husband stayed home from work the next day to be with her, and he boarded up the part of the fence that was the lowest. We went to the movies that night, and she was still there when we got home. We went to the beach during the day on Saturday, and she was still there when we got home. So we left again Saturday to go out.

“All night I had my cellphone out, waiting for a call that someone had picked her up. I made note of when it got dark at 8 p.m. and everything seemed fine.

Then, I got a call at 10:30. Our beloved little Lucy had been hit by a car.

“Now, all I can do is cry all day and all night.

It should be a joyous time because we bought our new house, but I hate that house now. All I can see is Lucy.

When I look in the backyard, I bawl. She really loved her new backyard. I am so overwhelmed with guilt. I keep saying, why did we leave? Why didn’t we leave her in the house or even in her crate? I am so miserable. I feel so lost, so empty and so guilty. She was just the best dog.”

Such a sad story. Such an unnecessary loss.

I wish there were something I could say to make this woman feel better. The only thing she can do now to feel better and honor the loss of her loved one is acknowledge her mistake and share her story.

That’s why I included it. She shared it with me, and I’m sharing it with you. Please take it to heart. Build the new fence or fix the old one. And keep your dog on-leash when out and about.

Woof!

Dog trainer Matthew “Uncle Matty” Margolis is coauthor of 18 books about dogs, a behaviorist, a popular radio and television guest, and host of the PBS series “WOOF! It’s a Dog’s Life!” Read all of Uncle Matty’s columns at www.creators.com, and visit him at www.unclematty.com. Send your questions to dearuncle.gazette@unclematty.com or by mail to Uncle Matty at P.O. Box 3300, Diamond Springs, CA 95619.

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How Seniors Make Decisions

Q:

When my husband was alive he made most of our major spending decisions, such as purchasing a car, hiring a home repairman and choosing financial investments.

After three years without him, I am finding it more and more difficult to cope with these kinds of details. I do not accomplish as much, and I am depressed because I am simply not up to it. What can I do?

A:

Widows and widowers often find themselves with the same problem and are probably experiencing a little depression, too. I believe the key to moving forward and becoming more comfortable in making right decisions is opening up communication with family, friends and neighbors. They can become a major support because they, too, have their own concerns and can be more knowledgeable about certain issues.

I believe many people become more assured and are able to minimize stress by sharing their questions and needs with others.

I rarely chat with someone without learning by listening and asking questions. Do not be shy or hesitant to open up.

Obviously professionals can help with changes that happen after losing a spouse, but many of us are reluctant to pursue this option.

It is a small thing, but recently when I signed some legal documents, my attorney recommended I sign the original papers with a blue pen instead of black. I asked why, and he said that if I should need to make copies, they would reproduce in black so I easily identify the original. I made copies last week, and his idea was a great tip.

Lawyers and professionals offer seminars regularly about aging topics. Attending these events could help with your decision making.

Q:

The first time we met our grandson’s fiance, we did not like her. Basically it was her attitude. She had all of the answers for both of them; she hardly spoke to us, dominated the conversation, did not make any attempt to be affectionate and said nothing about her family or the forthcoming wedding plans. After they left, we tried to be more charitable, but a year later, nothing has improved. What are our options?

A:

You will probably be struggling with it for a long time unless something dramatic changes. However, be cautious. Obviously your grandson loves her and has made his choice. Although they both dislike her, a wise course is to maintain a cordial relationship and not criticize her. It would backfire. Your grandson might not come to see you as often if that happened.

You need to buck down, accept her, pray for them and hope for the best. I know of families who have healed their relationships when a greatgrandchild arrives. They produce miracles! You do not want to miss those events because there is strong possibility that new children could become a great healer within your family.

People and families change their attitudes, especially as everyone grows older. By choosing to lighten up about your differences and understanding what really matters, everyone becomes a winner. You do not want to miss that opportunity!

Doug Mayberry makes the most of life in a Southern California retirement community. Contact him at deardoug@ msn.com. To find out more about Doug Mayberry and read features by other Creators Syndicate writers and cartoonists, PROMO - 3-10-2013 visit the Creators Syndicate website at www.creators.com.

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• On Aug. 22, 1776, the British arrive at Long Island -- between Gravesend and New Utrecht -- with 24,000 men, and on Sept. 15 captured New York City. It would remain in British hands until the end of the war.

• On Aug. 20, 1862, New York Tribune editor Horace Greeley publishes a blistering editorial, “The Prayer of Twenty Millions,” calling on President Abraham Lincoln to declare emancipation for all slaves. Unbeknownst to Greeley, Lincoln was already moving in the direction of emancipation.

• On Aug. 24, 1873, William Henry Jackson becomes the first person to photograph Colorado’s elusive Mount of the Holy Cross, providing reliable proof of its existence. Two deep snow-filled ravines at 90-angles form a large cross on the steep northeast face of a 14,000-foot mountain peak.

• On Aug. 19, 1909, the first race is held at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway in Indiana, now the home of the Indianapolis 500.

The track’s surface of crushed rock and tar proved a disaster, breaking up and causing the deaths of two drivers, two mechanics and two spectators.

• On Aug. 21, 1935, the Swing Era begins with Benny Goodman’s triumphant Palomar Ballroom performance in Los Angeles.

When his relatively staid arrangements began to lose the young crowd, Goodman pulled out upbeat, syncopated rhythm arrangements -- to the crowd’s immense delight -- and swing was born.

• On Aug. 25, 1950, in anticipation of a crippling strike by railroad workers, President Harry Truman issues an executive order putting America’s railroads under the control of the U.S. Army. The railroad strike lasted for 21 months. He used the same justification for seizing control of steel plants when the United Steel Workers union struck later in the year.

• On Aug. 23, 1989, as punishment for betting on baseball, Cincinnati Reds manager Pete Rose accepts a settlement that includes a lifetime ban from the game. Rose continued to proclaim his innocence, but in 2004, Rose published “My Prison Without Bars,” in which he finally confessed to gambling on the Reds. (c) 2013 King Features Synd., Inc.

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ANTIQUE ANTIQUE OR ------ OR JUNQUE JUNQUE byAnne AnneMcCollam McCollam by Creators News Service Creators News Service

Special Box Holds Special Mementos

Q:

My dad bought the metal box seen in this photo sometime in the early 1950s.

He thought it was a cigar box. The lid and all four sides are decorated with raised scenes of people in an inn. The inside is lined with wood. Marked on the bottom are the words “Barbour -- S. P. -- Co -- International S. Co. -- 3297c.”

When my father died, my mother used this unique box to hold her precious mementos of h i m , including love n o t e s and a picture he drew of her on a piece Trinket box was made by Barbour Silver of cardCompany. board.

My mother always kept the box beside her bed. She later moved in with me, and when I would pass her bedroom, I would see this beautiful box. My mother died this past May, and I still keep the box in her room.

Can you tell me where this box came from, how old it is and its value?

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You have a silver plated box that was made by Barbour Silver Company in Hartford, Conn. It was decorated with a Dutch scene. The number “3297c” is a design number. Barbour Silver Company was founded in the late 1800s and became International Silver Company. Your box was used for trinkets or cigars.

It was made around the turn of the 20th century. If the silver plate is in mint condition, it would probably be worth $95 to $150.

Q: I have a set of china that is a ser-

vice for 12, and it includes all the ser ving pieces for a total of 112 pieces. Enclosed is a drawing of the mark that is on each dish. Included in the mark is the word “Bettina.” I am thinking of giving it to my granddaughter who is getting married soon. Because I have other grandchildren, I would like to know the value of this set, so I can do equally well for the others. I bought the set in 1959 directly from the factor y when we were living in France.

The dishes are decorated with 1/8 inch gold bands.

Thank you for any help you can give me.

A:

Rosenthal Glass and Porcelain Company was founded in Selb, Bavaria, Germany, in 1879.

They are still in business. Bettina was a line of porcelain that was decorated with a variety of designs.

Your circa 1959 set for 12 dinnerware would probably be worth $1,500 to $1,600.

Rosenthal Glass and Porcelain Company was founded in 1879.

Address your questions to Anne McCollam, P.O. Box 247, Notre Dame, IN 46556. Items of a general interest will be answered in this column. Due to the volume of inquiries, she cannot answer individual letters. To find out more about Anne McCollam and read features by other Creators Syndicate writers and cartoonists, visit the Creators Syndicate website at www. creators.com COPYRIGHT 2013 CREATORS.COM

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SKIN FACTS (from page page 3) fingers are controlled by muscles and tendons in your palm, wrist, and forearm.

• The wrinkles on the backs of the knuckles of your fingers are the places where the skin is attached to the tendons that move the fingers.

(This prevents the skin from moving around like a rubber glove when hands are used for gripping and twisting.) If for some reason the finger joints cease moving, the wrinkles disappear.

• The skin on the palm of your hands and soles of your feet is unable to tan because it lacks melanin, which gives skin its color.

Each square inch of skin contains about 20 blood vessels, 650 sweat glands, 100 oil glands, 65 hairs, and 1,300 nerve endings.

THE DIMPLE DEVICE

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• Patent #560,351 was issued in 1896. It was a device for producing dimples. The rig resembled a hand drill and it was used to “massage the cellular tissues surrounding the spot where the dimple is to be produced.” All one needed to do was merely to put the “knob C of the arm A on the selected spot on the body, the extension D, together with the cylinder F, put in position, then while holding the knob N with one hand the brace ‘I’ must be made to revolve on the axis X. The cylinder F serves to make the skin surrounding the spot malleable.” This contraption was also handy for “nurturing and maintaining dimples already existing” in case you were worried about them disappearing.

FINAL FACT • Saint Bernards, historically depicted as bringing kegs of brandy to freezing travellers, actually carried sugar water lightly laced with brandy.

Alcohol causes blood vessels near the surface of the skin to dilate, causing the sensation of warmth. This causes the heart to work harder to provide the blood supply. However, if the heart is already in a weakened condition, the extra

STAN SMITH’S TENNIS CLASS

How many have paid good money for a ticket to a horror film, only to cover • How been very since little you’ve their long eyes has andit“see” of used it? a ENDANGERED SIGHTS & SOUNDS (cont’d):

TABLE OF CONTENTS Scary Movies pages 1-4 Join the Club pages 5-6 Endangered Sights and Sounds pages 7-8

1

Empowered Golf

by Rob Stanger

College Golf Center, Palm Desert, CA

Keep your sockets stacked When I am working with a student, the first thing I look for in their swing is how balanced they are. In this case, the definition of balance is the way the sockets in your body remain aligned with each other.

We human beings are designed with eight sockets: two in the shoulders, two in the hips, knees and ankles. The key to being in balance is to have the sockets on both the left and right sides in vertical alignment with each other. The goal in the golf swing is to keep these s o c k e t s aligned and in balance throughout the motion of the swing.

Notice in the photos that I am perfectly balanced with my sockets stacked in vertical alignment, both at address and in my back swing.

The number one swing fault I see is allowing the sockets to slip laterally, getting the golfer “out of balance”. As soon as this happens you have to compensate by shifting back into balance as you make contact with the ball. That’s a miss hit.

In order to achieve more power and more control, get in front of a mirror and work on keeping your sockets properly stacked and balanced throughout your swing.

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Rob Stanger is recognized as a 2005-2008 Golf Magazine Top Teacher West Region, and teaches in the desert at The College Golf Center. You can contact him at 760-409-8628 or at www.robstanger.com for inquiries about your golf game.

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The tabs on older easy-open beverage hoping to keep the story’s ending a secret. cans pulled completely off the can. People who • The famous shower Psycho wasdodging filmed walked in bare feetscene wereofconstantly using double for Norman Bates, as Anthony these acarelessly-dropped metal hazards.

Perkins was appearing in a play (Greenwillow) • in The rhythmic “beep” the scanner is the New York at the time.of The first time Perkins musical saw accompaniment the at supermarket actually that scene wastoback the studio, checkout line.

But if you’ve ever wondered watching the daily “rushes,” and he said he was where the cliché of saying “ka-ching!” in rejust as scared as everyone else. lation to money comes from, that’s the sound • Take a close look electric, at Michael mask in that the old-style not Myers’ electronic, cash the 1978 camp Halloween.

Does registers made. classic Cashiers of that era hadthe to face look familiar?

The movie was filmed on manually punch a series of buttons to ring up such tight budget, that the department your apurchase, followed byprop a smack of the had to make do with what they had.

For Myers’ “total” button with the heel of the hand. disguise, they used an old Captain Kirk (Star • “Do you want your carbons?” used to be an Trek) mask, which they spray painted white and automatic question asked by merchants after then re-shaped the eyeholes. you’d signed for a credit card payment. At that turn the page for more! time, credit card receipts were filled out by hand in triplicate, with a small piece of carbon paper inserted between each sheet. It didn’t take long for thieves to realize they could retrieve the used carbons from the trash and steal valuable credit card information. Once that scam gained popularity, waiters and cashiers regularly offered the carbons to customers, giving them the opportunity to destroy them.

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