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We have a 7-month-old baby who is learning to crawl. When she starts moving, our 10-year-old Ridgeback/Pit bull mix gets anxious and starts circling her. Every once in a while when she is moving, he will charge at her and nudge her with his nose. Sometimes he will growl when he does that. Mind you, we do not let her crawl around without us there, and we push him away when we see him charging at her.

He was OK with her until she started crawling. He follows us with her everywhere. Even when she is sleeping in her crib, he has to be in the room with her. He won’t leave her side. We feel that he is protecting her. When she is crawling, it is a different story.

“Barney” has had a tough life. We rescued him at 2 years old, and we were told at the shelter that he was beaten as a puppy.

As for the baby, it seems like he is protecting her until she gets on the ground. Should we be worried about him charging her? What does that mean? Is he scared or threatened by her? Any suggestions would be appreciated.

If you were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and you noticed a shark circling your boat, would you jump in the water? No. Would you feel scared or threatened? You bet.

An animal circling something is in predator mode, and whatever he is circling is potential prey.

It is no different when the parties involved are a dog and a baby.

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-- Find a new home for the baby.

-- Find a way to keep the two away from each other 100 percent of the time.

They were hoping to train the dog and eliminate the behaviors through training. But timing is everything.

Baby is already crawling, and Barney is 10 years old and circling. Barnie was fine as long as baby was lying still and quiet in her own crib. Crawling around all over his territory? Baby is a foreign CASEY’S CORNER: Turn to page 13

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Issue 45

“Tom Margenau” and Social Security records show ployees.

If these and other procedures don’t work, “Thomas Margenau” -- assuming all other informa- then SSA doesn’t know whose record should be tion matches, they will make the logical assumption posted with the proper earnings, so then these rethat “Tom Margenau” and “Thomas Margenau” is ports go into the suspense file. (Think of it as if the the same person.

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Or if they see wages reported for Steve reports are being “suspended” until the discrepancy Jackson with SSN 123-45-6789 but Social Security can be resolved.) Again, there is no money in that Please review carefully. Double check:  Phone Number(s)  Spelling  Prices  Hours records show his SSN as 123-45-6798, they will sim- file. The tax collections long ago were deposited into the Treasury department. It’s just the paper earnply presume (again, assuming all other Contact your Tidbits representative immediately withinformation changes or corrections.

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Help U IfHear Hearing Aiddon’t Centers However, because we are talking about miltact the employer to attempt to resolve the discrep- 1/4 pg. 4C 26x ancy. Or they will attempt to contact individual em- lions of paper reports coming in every day, over the Sept. 15, 2013 Vol. 9 - No. 37 80-year history of the Social Security system, unresolved reports have built up to the tune of tens of millions of records representing hundreds of billions of dollars in unreportable wages. (I can’t emphasize

Recently, several readers sent me yet anothenough -- not billions of dollars in money, but billions er in the long line of damnable lies that are being of dollars in paper reports of unreportable wages.) spread in cyberspace about Social Security. I’ll just You may know that the U.S. space program is the leader in

Obviously, there are certain classes of work...a way to accomplish a task, esp. using summarize the salacious email. It reads, in part: ers who contribute most to the suspense file. The sophisticated microelectronics technology.

But do you know

“Once again the government has shown it technical processes or methods biggest one is kids -- teenagers getting their first can’t do anything right. The which Social Security Adminindustry is second? jobs at McDonalds for whom their SSN means alistration reports that it has hundreds of billions of most nothing. So they frequently give their employer dollars in unspent funds sitting around in something Hearing aids!

Surprised? faulty data. Another big contributor to the suspense called the ‘suspense file.’ This is further proof that file are new brides who change their names and reMost people are. we can’t let the bas----- in Washington raise our taxes Should I buy port those new names to their employers but forget by one nickel until they get rid of all the waste fraud the cheapest? to tell the government -- Social Security still has the and mismanagement of the tax money they already Should I buy Today there are hearing old name. Seasonal and migrant workers -- like those collect from us!” The email goes on to accuse Presithe smallest? aids so compact you can doing agricultural, landscaping or construction jobs dent Obama of “instituting the corrupt policies that -- are big contributors to the file, too. barely see them. lead to all this waste.” I will use this column to give Others

One final point: If you wonder if some of your you the facts about the so-called “suspense file” that contain microcomputers Should I buy earnings were not properly reported to your Social the Social Security Administration maintains. the newest so advanced they can be Security record, it is a simple matter to go to www.

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